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（1987年8月4日，上午6點37分）

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妳到底死去哪了，那麼晚回家？

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閉嘴，老太婆

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老太婆？妳竟敢這樣說我？

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惠美，給我回來

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你要報紙？

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是啊

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能幫我拿一下嗎？

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我國三那年的暑假

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我爸每天都在家

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那是你自己的錯
別整天失魂落魄地晃來晃去

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我自己的工作也還沒上手啊

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我說啊

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春子回家時，你可別再一臉喪志樣

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她…

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-知道嗎？
-知道什麼？

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我才不會告訴她
尤其是在她要帶未婚夫回來的時候

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別擔心自己的形象

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你最好給我傍晚6點前回到家

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別亂跑，早點回來

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去洗碗

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暑假前

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爸爸開車撞到了一輛摩托車

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好險雙方都沒人受傷

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我去社團了

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但是爸爸血液中檢測到酒精

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他身為一名高中老師

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受到了暫時停職的處分

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然後他就每天待在家裡

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早安，小隆，你要去學校社團啊？

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我把這些蔬菜放在你們家廚房

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忠雄心情還是很鬱悶嗎？

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佳子又欺負他了嗎？

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她真是母老虎

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這種時候

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太太應該要支持自己的先生

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-想當年…
-自從爸爸被停職後

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住在附樓的奶奶

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專挑媽媽出門後過來

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她在想些什麼呢？

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我真是搞不懂她

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我出門了

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再見，路上小心

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對了，春子今天要回來，對吧？

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佳子有準備什麼嗎？

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嘿，隆史

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你也換件像樣的衣服吧

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幫我買八月份的《純文學》，來

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你為何不自己去買？

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我替你買吧

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你還在投稿嗎？

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那個傻孩子

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他又不是罪犯，沒必要感到丟臉

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對吧？

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他是罪犯沒錯啊

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什麼？

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我從什麼時候開始
覺得爸爸很可悲呢？

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是從他的小說一直沒入選
還拿我們出氣的時候嗎？

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還是在我小學的親子賽跑

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我們被追過的時候呢？

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不好意思，但是…

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還是儘管他每年賄賂，仍舊考不上

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-副校長的考試呢？
-拜託

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麻煩你了

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總之，從某一刻開始

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我就決定不要成為像爸爸一樣的人

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（《純文學》新人獎第一輪結果）

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可以嗎？

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力式金臂勾

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要再來一次嗎？

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他躲掉了

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豬木抓狂了

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看我的關節拳擊

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再來一次

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看我的關節拳擊

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長州力不行了…

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谷津，換你上

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谷津

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谷津吃我的安東尼奧拿手招

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你這蹩腳的全日本冠軍

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好痛

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長州力起得來嗎？

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長州力站不起來了

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來啊，你這王八蛋

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送長州力一記安東尼奧拿手招

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谷津，別鬧了

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長州力徹底被擊敗了

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{\an8}（緊鮑鮑今日子，L罩杯）

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你要來嗎？

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卡

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時機是這樣…

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好，再一次

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再來一次，回去

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別管上一個鏡頭，跑快一點

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來吧…

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別想太多

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微笑，開始了

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準備，開拍

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別生氣嘛

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我後來才知道的

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在事情發生之後

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竹內也太激動了吧

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好痛

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嘿

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他們又在拍片啊？

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野田，你們在拍什麼啊？

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什麼？他們又在拍片了？

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該死，野田，你怎麼不敢拍A片啊？

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卡

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嘿，我們是認真在拍片

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別搗亂

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什麼？老師
你不是我們的柔道教練嗎？

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我是啊，但是…

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我待會再去找你們

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先去練受身

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或是自由對甩

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不是自由對甩，是自由對摔

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再搞錯，我就對你使出
安東尼奧拿手招

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不

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不必了，謝謝

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我們很快就拍完了，好嗎？

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噓，好嗎？

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噓

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開始吧

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噓你個頭啦

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死禿頭

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他們真是瘋了

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那是在拍《偷拍術》嗎？

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有可能

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野田小學就看過了

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你也看過了吧

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-我才沒有
-你明明就有

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-我沒有
-你就有

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-才怪
-少騙了

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混蛋，我是看《學者》

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不過話說回來

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感覺他們自從得獎後就變了

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哪裡變了？

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該怎麼說呢…

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就因為登上報紙啊

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看我們在教室裡
對他們使出打樁機大絕招

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好想摸緊鮑鮑的奶子啊

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真的超想

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緊鮑鮑

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好想摸一把…

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搞什麼？你們不想嗎？

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她今天不是要來嗎？

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是啊，她會去大世界

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是今天嗎？

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到底是誰說的？

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那不是謠言嗎？

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小泉今日子去年也說要來

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還不是沒來

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那一聽就是假消息

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還說什麼香港古惑仔殺來日本

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阿滿說他爸中槍了

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對吧？

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喂…

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-喂！
-很痛啦！

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會斷掉的

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我跟豬木都是斷臂王

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好痛！

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怎麼樣？

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什麼事？

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放學後要去一趟大世界嗎？

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他們或許會有情報

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你就那麼想舔緊鮑鮑的奶子嗎？

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才不是那樣

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胡說八道

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看我的厲害

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黑天使…

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黑天使！

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{\an8}大世界是我們鎮上唯一的錄影帶店

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那裡將會舉辦緊鮑鮑今日子的簽名會

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{\an8}（緊鮑鮑今日子，L罩杯）

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{\an8}還有謠言說

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午夜12點時

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她會讓你舔她的胸部

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這對我們無聊的國三暑假來說

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真是個太令人振奮的消息了

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等等…

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看我手勢，左轉

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我要放屁了

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夠了，臭死人了

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份量十足，是一個大臭屁

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雪絨花

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-我的屁真好聞
-怎麼回事？

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喂，吵死了

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去你的

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去尋找有關緊鮑鮑的情報

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隆史和阿滿找那邊

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岡田在這找

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岡田？

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你嚇到我了

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這裡沒有緊鮑鮑的情報

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果然謠言是假的

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我敢說這裡頭一定有情報

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-阿滿，去看看
-不要

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我們不能進去啦

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沒關係，我允許你進去

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-快去
-不行…

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-快點，進去
-不要

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-快點，可惡
-喂！

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你們這些國中生

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去給我看《高校太保》吧，一群笨蛋

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過來

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快點過來

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來啊

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過來這裡排好

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你們哪間國中的？

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怎樣？

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我問你們哪間國中的？

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川北國中

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川北？爛學校

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你們知道大猩猩吉田吧？

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不知道

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不准對我說“不”

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你們這些小王八蛋

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包皮肯定都還沒割吧

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要替你們割嗎？

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你笑屁啊？要我動手嗎？

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-什麼？
-嘿

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你也還沒割啊

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什麼？

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你們笑什麼笑？

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我前幾天割了

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什麼？那有什麼好值得驕傲的？

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-這…
-拿去，你的午餐

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我說要吃炸雞

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裡面有一塊啊

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-什麼？
-什麼？

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什麼？

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-真的有
-是啊

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感謝

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不客氣

238
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,703
他們是川北國中的學生

239
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,747
卻不知道吉田

240
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,374
他是你那一屆的，白癡

241
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,459
什麼？

242
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,336
-快去休息了
-搞什麼鬼？

243
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,423
-我去休息了
-好的

244
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,326
別再站在那裡了

245
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,119
好的

246
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,335
我們去租些片子吧

247
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,463
她奶子好大

248
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,924
好想舔啊

249
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,511
給她500圓，她會讓我舔嗎？

250
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,055
500圓？

251
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,848
什麼？

252
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,059
沒有《O女的故事》？

253
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,186
被哪個混蛋借走了？

254
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,271
本來在這裡的

255
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,898
挑日本人演的吧

256
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,734
不要，我討厭日本人

257
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,530
-你不就是日本人嗎？
-笨蛋，我是美國人

258
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,907
有了，《O女的故事》

259
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,495
找到了

260
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,914
《O女的故事》

261
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,711
你品味真不賴

262
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,631
你釣魚釣幾年了？

263
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,553
幾年了？

264
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,944
阿滿

265
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,113
-阿滿
-什麼？

266
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,615
這給你

267
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,993
什麼？

268
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,704
她全身上下

269
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,747
都是鉤子

270
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,501
-沒關係，你一定要贏
-好，選好了嗎？

271
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,129
準備，開始

272
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,674
-先出石頭，再來剪刀，最後布
-先出石頭，再來剪刀，最後布

273
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,342
-剪刀石頭布
-剪刀石頭布

274
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,094
-布…
-租一部片

275
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,888
-布…
-要花1000圓

276
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,016
-布…
-所以我們會湊錢

277
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,934
-布…
-用剪刀石頭布分勝負

278
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,686
-布…
-去阿滿家

279
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,771
-布…
-看優勝者選的片子

280
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,442
-布…
-布…

281
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,236
布什麼布啊

282
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,572
重新來一次

283
00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,823
開始了

284
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,658
-先出…
-先出布

285
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,368
太好了，我贏你們三個了

286
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,162
阿滿，去付錢

287
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,955
-我幫你拿這個
-什麼？

288
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,291
你昨天撿到1000圓啊

289
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,547
這樣是1200圓

290
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,809
那個…

291
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,187
聽我說

292
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:38,320
今天我爸可能在家

293
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,821
-什麼？
-什麼？

294
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,573
他沒去打柏青哥嗎？

295
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:46,119
他這個月沒錢

296
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,998
搞什麼啊，快叫他出去啊

297
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,250
我們該怎麼辦？

298
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,586
阿滿的爸爸以前是卡車司機

299
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:59,341
在一場事故中，下半身癱瘓
然後成天都在打柏青哥

300
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,220
他媽媽不在身邊

301
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,183
-快去，該死
-不行

302
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,476
笨竹

303
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,813
-是笨竹啊
-你好啊，笨竹

304
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,901
什麼？

305
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,029
在欺負弱小啊？

306
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,156
過來，笨竹

307
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,367
小心被警察抓走喔

308
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,536
你竟敢學我的髮型

309
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:33,792
你們該不會是來看
緊鮑鮑今日子的吧？

310
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,962
-是嗎？
-你們要看還早得很呢

311
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,630
你們租了什麼？

312
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,470
《O女的故事》
這不是我們想看的那部嗎？

313
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,266
這根本不是你們能看的東西

314
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,559
太誇張了

315
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,602
這我就替你們保管了

316
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,065
怎麼了？有問題嗎？

317
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,652
沒有吧？是吧？

318
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,945
我們走

319
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,071
走吧

320
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,573
-我來了
-我也是

321
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,074
單眼皮

322
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,035
吉岡

323
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,494
快笑啊，媽的

324
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,205
又不好笑，這我也可以

325
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,957
-好噁心
-閉嘴

326
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,417
這樣就對了

327
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,877
再見啦，笨竹

328
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,423
再會，笨竹

329
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,883
再見，笨竹

330
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,718
不要偷偷整理頭髮

331
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,303
最好乖乖聽話

332
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,894
我…

333
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,576
差點就要教訓他們一頓了

334
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,458
金田他們那夥人

335
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,670
都已經破處了

336
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,059
那是真的嗎？

337
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,230
喂，那是真的嗎？

338
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,065
什麼？

339
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,442
金田那夥人都破處了

340
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,031
如果是這樣
他們為何還要看《O女的故事》？

341
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:32,244
就連我…

342
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,329
都不太想看那部了

343
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:35,705
那對我來說太小兒科了

344
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:40,293
總之，他們摸過的胸部比我們還要多

345
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,546
那就夠令人羨慕了

346
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,674
金田還摸過西野惠美的胸部呢

347
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:52,722
她不是在跟暴走族交往嗎？

348
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:54,724
不知道她做過了沒？

349
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,186
我敢說她絕對做過了

350
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,981
金田那些傢伙說她做過了

351
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,119
媽的

352
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,705
我們再去看盜版片吧

353
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,665
黑人那一部？

354
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,084
現在它在誰那裡？

355
00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:23,753
在我這

356
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,089
你是不是天天看啊？

357
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,507
最好是

358
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,051
那部怪噁心的，而且好模糊

359
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,262
或許黑人的A片沒辦法讓我興奮

360
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,432
我倒是沒問題

361
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,559
科美子來了

362
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,195
藍波

363
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:52,407
我說過了這裡是禁區，妳這醜八怪

364
00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,079
喂，你這個滿口胡言的大猩猩

365
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,208
你笑什麼笑？

366
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,210
我會殺了你

367
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:07,255
整天只會講錢，混蛋

368
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,008
找死啊？那就去死啊

369
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,676
智障、小人

370
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,681
笨蛋、白癡、低能、小丑

371
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,769
死暴牙、噁肚臍、蟑螂、臭雜草

372
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,344
我們會嗎？

373
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,268
什麼？

374
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,858
-算了
-快說

375
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,654
這…

376
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,701
我們會不會…

377
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,792
胸部…

378
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,714
胸部怎樣？

379
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,723
我們會不會有機會
能隨心所欲地摸胸部呢？

380
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,766
那是什麼怪問題？

381
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:47,439
你們都不會擔心嗎？

382
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,441
擔心摸胸部？

383
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:50,984
不會，我會去摸的

384
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,320
你擔心這種事？

385
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,783
野田比我們有更多機會

386
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,494
能摸到胸部

387
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:05,498
攝影社的那個野田？誰管那個傻子

388
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:09,044
我感覺自己落後他們了

389
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,879
怎麼說？

390
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,182
我一直認為

391
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,895
我們比他們優秀

392
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,147
以各方各面來說

393
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,399
哪些方面？

394
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,574
我也說不上來

395
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,411
我想是身為人吧

396
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,916
你這麼說太過分了吧

397
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,584
受死吧

398
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,672
我跑得比他們快

399
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,341
我也是啊

400
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,804
我比他們更活潑

401
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,222
我也是啊

402
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,809
他們書又讀不好

403
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,603
在他們得到那個獎之前

404
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,774
很容易被當空氣啊

405
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,404
所以…

406
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,492
我一直在想

407
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,618
想什麼？

408
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,662
想摸胸部的事？

409
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,917
不是，金田那些傢伙是小混混

410
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,586
所以能摸到胸部不是什麼大不了的事

411
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:38,633
武田打棒球，東垣是打籃球的

412
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,263
像他們這些受歡迎的人
都有機會摸到胸部

413
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,182
等野田那些傢伙

414
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,144
變成知名導演

415
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,438
他們也可以跟女演員亂搞

416
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:54,023
笨蛋，他們不可能出名的

417
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,151
頂多變成山本伸也

418
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:01,740
山本伸也能比我們更容易認識女生啊

419
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,199
最好是

420
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:05,910
我敢說絕對是這樣，他很有名

421
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,747
什麼？他一點都不有名

422
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,790
他比我們有名吧

423
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,084
你到底想說什麼？

424
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,794
我都聽不懂

425
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,504
一點都聽不懂

426
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,805
我想說的是

427
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:36,566
我們沒有出眾的技能

428
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,780
既不是小混混
也不是藝術家或運動員

429
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,450
我們什麼都不是

430
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,623
我們這種人

431
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,958
就很容易被人忽略

432
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,465
比普通人還不如的一群人

433
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,766
自從我開始思考這件事

434
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,645
我就睡不好了

435
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,407
搞什麼啊，老兄？

436
00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:30,161
你害我變得好沮喪

437
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,831
所以我們就像科美子嗎？

438
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:35,291
不，絕不能跟她一樣

439
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,585
可惡

440
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,922
真希望我也是個小混混

441
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:03,945
喂！

442
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:11,327
要去看看緊鮑鮑今日子有沒有來嗎？

443
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:18,668
到午夜12點
我們或許能夠舔她的奶子

444
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,214
你們是膽小鬼啊？

445
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,717
我不是，但是…

446
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,011
金田他們不是會去嗎？

447
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,346
笨蛋，不用怕他們

448
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,266
隆史，你會去吧？

449
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,602
這…

450
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,981
-我不去
-為什麼？你為何不去？

451
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:44,360
我姊今晚會帶她的未婚夫回家

452
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,696
-什麼？
-我得去補習

453
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,782
搞什麼？姊姊跟補習班？

454
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,784
別管那些無聊事了

455
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,458
是緊鮑鮑的奶子啊

456
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,335
你們不想舔嗎？

457
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,921
我想舔

458
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,424
阿滿

459
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,427
我們倆去吧

460
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,764
那兩個是膽小鬼

461
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,767
你們真可悲

462
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,269
阿滿比你們更勇敢

463
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,438
我們走吧

464
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,233
那兩個娘娘腔

465
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,570
你看後照鏡裡的兩個娘娘腔

466
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,198
我要去

467
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,450
我可以翹掉補習班

468
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:36,621
很好，岡田，幹勁十足

469
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,247
隆史呢？

470
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:46,214
我也要去

471
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,676
很好，那晚上9點學校見

472
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,179
一定要給我來，休想臨陣脫逃

473
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,308
要是沒出現
我就會使出安東尼奧拿手招

474
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,143
都聽到了吧？

475
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:07,193
這裡比我想像中偏僻多了

476
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:10,321
我就說這裡真是個鳥不生蛋的地方

477
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:14,951
我不想說什麼，但是…

478
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,037
我們可以再開車多繞繞嗎？

479
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:20,081
才不用待太久

480
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,961
抱歉，這不是好時機

481
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:26,921
嘿

482
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,423
什麼？

483
00:33:29,298 --> 00:33:32,927
那孩子看起來很像我弟

484
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:38,057
不，那不是我弟，我弟可愛多了

485
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,934
什麼？

486
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,568
好耶

487
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:54,490
我到家了

488
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:07,211
你比平常更早回來

489
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,841
姊要回來了啊

490
00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:13,051
是啊

491
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,721
她幾點要回來？

492
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,977
大約傍晚7點

493
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,146
這樣啊

494
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:28,691
奶奶去買東西了

495
00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:31,569
是喔

496
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,074
-那是什麼？
-什麼？

497
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,702
錄影帶正在播放

498
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:42,914
那個啊

499
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,374
什麼？

500
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,126
你媽媽真慢啊

501
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,045
怎麼會…

502
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,797
別這樣

503
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:53,883
你這樣用力扯會壞掉的

504
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,176
我沒有扯

505
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,930
我會修好的，好嗎？

506
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:03,142
你明明就用扯的

507
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:56,612
忠雄，我替你把雜誌買回來了

508
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,008
你的小說又沒被選上嗎？

509
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:43,993
你可以喝酒嗎？

510
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,250
反正遲早都會喝

511
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,712
春子要帶那個誰回來了

512
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:06,015
說得也是，辛苦了那麼久
你是該喝一杯

513
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,517
我也喝一杯吧

514
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:17,443
忠雄最近的血壓都很高

515
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:21,030
他的醫生叫他別吃辛辣的食物

516
00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:22,406
我知道

517
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:25,576
但這比平常重口味

518
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,163
春子的未婚夫要來

519
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,123
我為他調整了一下味道

520
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:36,212
-但大家都要吃啊
-年輕人就喜歡重口味

521
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,172
但老人家也要吃啊

522
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:42,343
-這太重鹹了
-那就吃別道菜啊

523
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,304
去叫你爸爸

524
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:47,556
他們就快到了

525
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,603
他會盡可能一直待在外頭

526
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,901
你就不能幫個忙嗎？我忙死了

527
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,627
喂

528
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,589
媽媽叫你別再除草了

529
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,219
媽媽說別再除草了

530
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,271
忠雄，你還要除草除多久啊？

531
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,858
你不必非得現在除啊

532
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,944
我就是要現在做，草已經很長了

533
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:46,115
讓蚊子休息一下吧，快進來

534
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,243
少煩我，草已經很長了

535
00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:53,873
搞什麼啊？你為何那麼暴躁？

536
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:56,083
我才沒有暴躁

537
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,003
這裡會越來越窄

538
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,589
繼續開，來

539
00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,384
來

540
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,595
來

541
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,806
來

542
00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:16,062
我回來了，媽媽，我到家了

543
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,688
-回來啦
-嗨，媽媽

544
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,106
歡迎回家

545
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:23,361
-初次見面，我是前田
-很高興認識你

546
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:27,198
-歡迎蒞臨寒舍
-別這麼說

547
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,367
你好

548
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,161
-這是我媽和我奶奶
-請多多指教

549
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:34,205
-老公，快來，隆史，快點
-歡迎來到我們家

550
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:37,500
這是一點小心意，鴿子餅乾

551
00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,086
-謝謝你
-你太客氣了

552
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,713
-請進
-打擾了

553
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,340
好了

554
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:47,259
隆史

555
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,136
-你是不是長高了？
-忠雄

556
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,930
-別這樣
-你長高了

557
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:07,238
快過來坐吧，忠雄

558
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,533
-老公
-就在這附近

559
00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,454
根本就不會在那裡

560
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:19,166
快來坐，別管什麼相機了

561
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,963
但明明就在這裡啊

562
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:29,718
好了，來乾杯吧

563
00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:32,012
拿著

564
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,097
好了

565
00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:35,683
乾杯

566
00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,643
-乾杯
-乾杯

567
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:39,895
-謝謝你們準備了這一切
-謝謝你長途跋涉

568
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,022
-來到這裡
-沒這回事

569
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,400
沒什麼菜，請盡量吃

570
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,484
我會的

571
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:49,280
是一部逃亡電影裡一個叫麥昆的傢伙

572
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:53,242
-我不知道什麼叫麥昆的傢伙
-我知道，我很喜歡麥昆

573
00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,535
是《第三集中營》吧

574
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,580
就是那部…

575
00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:00,875
水野晴郎很常在電視上播這一部

576
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,752
但你放棄演戲也是一件好事

577
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,963
找了一份穩定的工作

578
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:08,924
-就是說啊
-我也不是認真要拍戲

579
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:13,345
-我以為你是認真的
-我曾短暫幻想過

580
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,972
自己是個演員

581
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,016
但你考上國立大學

582
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:20,519
-又進入了一間好公司
-就是說啊

583
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:24,523
這一位也曾經想當歌手喔

584
00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,276
-就像是松田聖子
-什麼？我都不知道

585
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,404
別說了，才不是什麼松田聖子

586
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,657
她好愛唱歌

587
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,911
-還在祭典上得過獎
-好了，別說了

588
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:40,456
這樣啊？妳唱歌確實很好聽

589
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:42,082
妳應該去試試看啊

590
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:46,837
-我不可能當歌手的
-誰知道？說不定妳會大紅大紫

591
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,049
你想做什麼呢，隆史？

592
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:51,175
什麼？

593
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,593
他想當成龍，不是嗎？

594
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:53,886
-什麼？
-真的假的？

595
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,221
我也是

596
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:57,723
不對，他不喜歡演戲

597
00:41:57,806 --> 00:41:59,058
只是喜歡成龍

598
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:00,351
我才沒有

599
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:03,562
很棒啊，很偉大的夢想

600
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,440
不如就當下一個成龍吧？

601
00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:08,609
你應該朝這方向去努力

602
00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:11,362
我就想幫助自己的孩子追求夢想

603
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:15,616
-真棒的想法
-太好了

604
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:21,789
我沒別的意思

605
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:25,626
大山先生，聽說你在寫小說吧

606
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:31,006
他只是為了得獎
但從沒通過第一輪比賽

607
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,634
誰說我沒有？

608
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:36,804
我通過很多次了

609
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,973
那真是太厲害了

610
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,975
改天我也想拜讀你的大作

611
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:45,813
笑死人了，自以為了解純文學

612
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,690
你何不讓他讀一篇你的作品呢？

613
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,401
反正也沒人想讀

614
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,654
你要做什麼？

615
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,489
找你的小說嗎？

616
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,783
不一定要現在

617
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:01,036
我的相機，明明就在這裡

618
00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:04,123
算了，真受不了

619
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,292
-抱歉
-沒事

620
00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:12,548
妳過來一下

621
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,679
但真了不起啊

622
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,474
下一個成龍和小說家

623
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,436
那只是他們的夢想

624
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,689
我希望能成真

625
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:30,649
蛇形刁手

626
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:32,985
蛇形刁手

627
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:35,863
蛇形刁手

628
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,285
趁他還沒喝到爛醉前快說吧

629
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:45,205
他已經因為小說的事在發神經了

630
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,541
知道了

631
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:53,881
真討厭

632
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,259
我不是在嘲笑蛇形刁手

633
00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,803
也不是在開“蛇”麼玩笑

634
00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,348
隆史，別這麼生氣

635
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,807
真搞笑

636
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:07,394
-我先走了
-等等

637
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:10,230
坐下，跪著坐好

638
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,444
爸，過來這邊坐吧

639
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,614
-快過來，老公
-忠雄

640
00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:20,282
什麼？

641
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,123
對了

642
00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:31,001
好了，爸

643
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,462
拜託你，忠雄

644
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,423
-請你過來坐好
-好痛

645
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:40,803
好啦，別再捏我了

646
00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,693
大山先生

647
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:02,908
請你同意讓春子嫁給我吧

648
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,454
我沒什麼大成就

649
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,834
你一定認為我是個乳臭未乾的小子

650
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,461
就算如此，我也會拼盡全力

651
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:18,340
我會非常努力，不管要付出什麼代價

652
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:21,593
一定會讓春子幸福

653
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:27,724
一定在那裡面

654
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:30,060
夠了，爸爸

655
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,437
忠雄

656
00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:36,024
晚點再找你的相機吧，別鬧了

657
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,652
我沒有在鬧

658
00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:40,904
都是妳的錯，每次都把東西亂放

659
00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:44,032
電視遙控器也不見了

660
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,368
別跟我大小聲，我們有客人

661
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:48,078
忠雄

662
00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:51,081
還有…

663
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:52,916
我說你

664
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:57,796
你一定是個很失敗的演員
連我都騙不了

665
00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:02,426
要我說你的缺點

666
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,803
一整天都說不完

667
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,096
什麼？

668
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,681
你在發什麼神經啊？

669
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:09,766
或許你上班的地方

670
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,519
是個不錯的公司

671
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,772
但我們怎麼能確定？

672
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,859
-讓我來解釋吧
-不必了

673
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:23,238
爸，你鬧夠了吧

674
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,454
忠雄，夠了

675
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,164
去睡覺吧

676
00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:34,082
好嗎？去睡吧

677
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,127
真是抱歉

678
00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:41,048
他一整天都很緊張，加上又喝醉

679
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,259
我沒喝醉，沒有

680
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:49,598
好，你沒喝醉，去躺著吧，拜託你

681
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:51,016
妳又來了

682
00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:56,855
-又把我當小孩
-我沒有，你去躺下吧

683
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,982
-妳以為…
-要再吃一點嗎？

684
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,109
我一輩子都會當乖乖牌嗎？

685
00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,402
妳錯了

686
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,322
竹籬笆不是我弄壞的

687
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:09,117
-什麼竹籬笆？
-多吃點

688
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:10,244
小學的時候

689
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,745
我們院子裡的籬笆

690
00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:13,372
不是我弄壞的

691
00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,416
妳跟爸爸都罵我

692
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,586
但不是我弄壞的

693
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,922
是腳踏車店那傢伙弄壞的

694
00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:25,717
但我當時不敢回嘴

695
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:29,429
我現在要開始叛逆

696
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:32,099
誰都不准看不起我，給我當心點

697
00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:34,434
沒有人看不起你

698
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:35,602
有，就是妳

699
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,020
鬧夠了吧

700
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,317
你自己生活不順

701
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,780
不要再拖我下水

702
00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:50,409
我早就知道你被停職
只是裝作不知道

703
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:54,329
注意妳說話的態度

704
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:02,254
-喂…你要去哪裡？
-要你管

705
00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:03,547
誰在乎這些？

706
00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:07,050
你竟敢用這種口氣跟你爸說話！

707
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:09,136
你是家族之恥！

708
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,680
你好大的膽子，我可是你爸！

709
00:48:19,104 --> 00:48:20,230
那是我人生第一次

710
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:23,358
成功以柔道制人

711
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:36,663
好耶…

712
00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,040
什麼？

713
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,260
-好爽
-這…

714
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:53,722
怎麼…

715
00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:57,184
怎麼會？

716
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:59,394
怎麼搞的？

717
00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:03,315
忠雄

718
00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,403
喂！你竟敢對我動手？

719
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:09,738
好啊，來打我啊

720
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,031
你想打就打啊

721
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,283
我真的受夠了

722
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,537
忠雄

723
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:36,390
你家上演的戲碼真精彩

724
00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:41,621
-來啊，我會給你好看
-有膽就來啊

725
00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:44,249
-我會好好教訓你
-我奉陪

726
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:52,340
-你遲到了，隆史
-快過來啊

727
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:56,178
-火都要熄了
-快來啊

728
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:58,555
快點過來

729
00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,140
快啊

730
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,476
你動作真慢

731
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,312
你要去找緊鮑鮑今日子嗎？

732
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:08,273
真好，帶我們一起去嘛

733
00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:13,278
我給你一支黏毛刷，很時髦吧？

734
00:51:13,361 --> 00:51:14,988
我給你警棍

735
00:51:15,071 --> 00:51:17,157
不行，這給我吧

736
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,201
來，拿去

737
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:24,539
-午夜後就能舔奶，對吧？
-好刺激啊

738
00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:27,292
那你先幫我們做點事吧

739
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:30,253
但我們…

740
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:31,379
怎麼樣？

741
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:39,513
你那個影片，《O女的故事》
簡直是在浪費我們寶貴的時間

742
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,639
你要負責

743
00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:43,600
-你要負起責任
-你要負責

744
00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,769
-走吧
-吾等攜手前往吧

745
00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:48,355
-真是的
-你說什麼？誰理你啊

746
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,565
那是什麼鬼話啊

747
00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:52,275
你是哪個年代的人啊？

748
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,361
快點，我們走吧

749
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:01,701
竹內呢？

750
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:04,788
-他說他身體不舒服
-什麼？

751
00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:09,292
我說竹內也要來的時候

752
00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:11,253
金田要我打給他

753
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,881
他當時正要出門

754
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:18,134
但我跟竹內說金田也在
他就說他發燒了

755
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:22,180
他是說真的嗎？

756
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:23,932
當然是假的

757
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,351
我們從明天開始別理他

758
00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:29,479
阿滿，你晉升了

759
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,774
竹內最近很囂張

760
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,109
我討厭他

761
00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:36,486
我們不需要他了

762
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:41,491
喂！快點跟上，否則我折斷你們手指

763
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:45,620
那個…

764
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,123
我爆胎了

765
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,457
-什麼？
-什麼？

766
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,254
那你坐我的車吧

767
00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,463
好的

768
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:17,444
動作快

769
00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:20,155
我不要拉麵，要中式麵條

770
00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:22,324
-我要蕎麥麵
-閉嘴

771
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:23,909
不是“拉眠”，是拉麵

772
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:27,370
-快滾
-給我滾

773
00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:29,539
我是屋敷

774
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,666
高木豐比較強

775
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,710
沒人能贏過福本

776
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:36,254
克羅馬蒂！利昂李！

777
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:40,091
-好，我們到了
-好

778
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,885
-喂…
-喂…

779
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:44,429
好，過來這裡

780
00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:46,348
過來，停這邊

781
00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:48,516
-走吧？
-停車，下來

782
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:51,019
-好
-你在做什麼？

783
00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:55,065
拿著這台相機

784
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:56,942
相機？

785
00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:59,194
這裡的廁所有鬼

786
00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,822
你去拍照給大家看

787
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,284
-什麼？
-給我閉嘴

788
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,536
我們要參加靈異照片比賽

789
00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:12,832
獎金有五萬圓，可以分你五十圓

790
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,459
你可以拿到五十圓喔

791
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,796
我們要去大世界

792
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,548
拍完照再去那邊找我

793
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,635
若你們敢逃跑
就等著被我們狠狠修理

794
00:54:23,718 --> 00:54:25,804
不要害怕

795
00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:29,975
-但這相機沒有閃光燈
-所以呢？

796
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,520
拍鬼照片不需要閃光燈

797
00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,480
用點腦吧，白癡

798
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,274
還有問題嗎？

799
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,401
什麼？

800
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:42,570
-快去
-快去拍啊

801
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:44,739
我們走吧

802
00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:47,409
走了

803
00:54:47,492 --> 00:54:49,160
喂…

804
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,621
哇！帥啦

805
00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:57,585
我們現在該怎麼辦？

806
00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:01,881
你說呢？我們一定得拍啊

807
00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:18,106
阿滿，跟我們說個笑話吧

808
00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,275
笑話？

809
00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:22,944
我想不到什麼笑話

810
00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:25,613
隨便說幾句吧，說什麼都好

811
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:31,077
前幾天我在打手槍的時候

812
00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:33,788
被我爸看到了

813
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:37,208
那一點都不好笑

814
00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,502
我也被我媽抓到過一次

815
00:55:40,378 --> 00:55:43,089
還有，別再說“打手槍”

816
00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:44,924
很丟臉

817
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,761
那我應該說什麼？

818
00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:50,388
我不知道，你自己想

819
00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:54,559
-手淫？
-那更糟，白癡

820
00:55:56,644 --> 00:56:00,315
你們覺得被爸媽抓到在自慰

821
00:56:00,982 --> 00:56:04,277
還是看到爸媽在做那種事比較慘？

822
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,029
什麼？

823
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,827
看到爸媽做那種事？
大人又不會那麼做

824
00:56:14,996 --> 00:56:16,456
你爸媽會自慰？

825
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,750
那個…不會

826
00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:21,294
我是在廣播上聽到的

827
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:26,508
其實最尷尬的應該是
我有次被奶奶看到

828
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,760
被奶奶看到還好啦

829
00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:31,763
這個話題好無聊喔

830
00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:33,848
換個話題吧，阿滿

831
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,558
我不知道要聊什麼

832
00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:38,353
什麼都行，快點說幾句吧

833
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:40,855
我想不到要說什麼

834
00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:52,951
那就唱歌吧

835
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:56,037
不要，我不會唱歌

836
00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,500
是那邊嗎？

837
00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:05,130
阿滿，你去吧

838
00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:06,714
我做不到

839
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:08,424
-快去
-我真的不行啦

840
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,593
-快去拍，該死
-我不行

841
00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:11,803
我真的不敢去

842
00:57:11,886 --> 00:57:13,555
那就從這裡拍吧

843
00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,181
你拍吧，隆史

844
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,918
沒有閃光燈是拍不到的

845
00:57:44,335 --> 00:57:46,296
那就靠近一點啊

846
00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:49,591
什麼？那你怎麼不去？

847
00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,593
-去啊，阿滿
-不要

848
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:53,636
-快點去
-我真的不敢

849
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,932
-要去一起去
-快走，該死

850
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:00,226
有人在那裡

851
00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,487
-什麼？
-聽懂了嗎？

852
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:15,909
就連我都是大學畢業，是真的

853
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:18,828
而且還是一所國立大學

854
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,371
抓奶奶

855
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:26,002
妳如果不讀書，以後只能去加油站…

856
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,128
幹嘛打我？

857
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:29,047
抓奶奶

858
00:58:31,549 --> 00:58:33,343
為什麼又打我？

859
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:37,680
妳如果不上大學

860
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:38,890
那就去甲子園吧

861
00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,809
甲子園挺不錯的

862
00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:46,105
跟阿滿的爸爸比起來

863
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:49,150
我爸好像沒那麼糟

864
00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:51,903
他其實挺不錯的

865
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:59,410
若現在拍下他們

866
00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:02,872
看起來應該很像鬼

867
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:28,273
應該拍不出來吧

868
00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:50,670
走啊

869
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,661
喂

870
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,706
我要回家了

871
01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:29,292
明天見

872
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:57,987
我們就告訴竹內

873
01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,073
我們舔了緊鮑鮑的奶子

874
01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:03,451
然後就排擠他，叫他笨竹

875
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,018
我們要怎麼辦？

876
01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:31,604
現在要做什麼？

877
01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:36,484
什麼怎麼辦？

878
01:01:39,153 --> 01:01:41,906
我們要回家嗎？

879
01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:48,287
你想做什麼？

880
01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:55,211
緊鮑鮑今日子呢？

881
01:01:57,755 --> 01:01:59,048
你想去？

882
01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:04,178
沒有

883
01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,598
我們去更好玩的地方吧

884
01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:11,310
哪裡？

885
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:18,025
跟我走

886
01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:24,198
喂！

887
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,367
等等我

888
01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:34,000
這邊右轉

889
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,685
喂，阿滿？

890
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,147
怎麼了？

891
01:02:59,108 --> 01:03:02,570
很抱歉我問得這麼直接

892
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:09,452
你的生活開心嗎？

893
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:12,997
我的意思是…

894
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:15,416
你想一想

895
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:20,213
你整天被摔來摔去

896
01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:23,049
大家逼你做事

897
01:03:25,009 --> 01:03:28,054
你不會覺得很沮喪嗎？

898
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,390
不會啊

899
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:36,562
你有什麼不為人知的天賦嗎？

900
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,398
像野田一樣會拍片？

901
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,442
沒有

902
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,403
真的嗎？

903
01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:49,158
如果有的話
我就用雙重腦部炸彈摔對付你

904
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,827
真的沒有

905
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:58,334
但我最近開始打拳擊了

906
01:03:58,417 --> 01:03:59,502
什麼？

907
01:04:00,419 --> 01:04:03,256
我爸以前是打拳擊的

908
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,217
他打敗過具志堅用高

909
01:04:08,469 --> 01:04:09,846
你在開玩笑嗎？

910
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,139
他不可能打贏他的

911
01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:19,188
你也有嗎，大山？

912
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:21,399
不為人知的天賦

913
01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:27,613
沒有，什麼都沒有

914
01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:29,824
但是…

915
01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:32,493
你不是想成為下一個成龍？

916
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:33,619
什麼？

917
01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:39,542
你國小畢業作文寫的啊

918
01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:41,711
不要偷看，白癡

919
01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,007
換你騎了

920
01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:48,426
好

921
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,277
你寫了什麼？

922
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:10,698
-什麼？
-畢業作文啊

923
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,367
光GENJI

924
01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:18,456
男子偶像團體？

925
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,919
吉岡和他的同夥逼我寫的

926
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:29,926
他那時候很可怕

927
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:35,389
他逼我寫光GENJI或吉川晃司

928
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:44,899
吉岡現在完全跟金田是同一夥了

929
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,778
大山？

930
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:52,657
你們以前是朋友吧？

931
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:55,993
你和吉岡

932
01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:58,913
在小學的時候

933
01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:03,376
不算是

934
01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:12,885
我說啊

935
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:17,473
我們以前好像從沒這樣聊過天

936
01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:20,142
國小有過一次

937
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:25,022
三年級去大平山遠足的時候

938
01:06:25,856 --> 01:06:27,525
我們一起去廁所

939
01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:31,445
-你要我陪你去
-我不記得了

940
01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:33,447
你不記得？

941
01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:38,160
有個女同學大便在褲子上

942
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,328
大便？

943
01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:43,499
你說你願意幫忙洗褲子

944
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,251
想起來了

945
01:06:48,212 --> 01:06:49,672
你還記得啊？

946
01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:53,467
我當時覺得很酷

947
01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:56,220
你很酷

948
01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:19,827
這裡嗎？

949
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:29,462
就是這裡

950
01:07:31,338 --> 01:07:32,465
這是哪裡啊？

951
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:41,557
來吧

952
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:47,521
喂！

953
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,134
喂！

954
01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,973
你在做什麼？

955
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:42,868
你到底在幹嘛？

956
01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:46,789
他們正在那個

957
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:48,457
什麼？

958
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,960
他們在炒飯

959
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,187
喂！

960
01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:54,607
你常來這裡偷看嗎？

961
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,359
偶爾會來

962
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,321
真的假的

963
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,375
他們在那個

964
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,248
喂

965
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:55,709
喂！

966
01:10:58,963 --> 01:11:01,757
你摸錯了吧

967
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:06,262
這是我的

968
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,473
你的在這裡

969
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,529
夠了

970
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,453
別鬧了

971
01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:41,797
我叫你住手，該死

972
01:12:00,107 --> 01:12:01,525
我要走了

973
01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:11,201
你幹嘛？

974
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:14,788
讓開

975
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,298
走開，該死

976
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:32,681
搞什麼？

977
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,549
過來舔

978
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,928
什麼？

979
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,932
一下子就好

980
01:16:51,815 --> 01:16:53,400
喂，小子

981
01:16:54,067 --> 01:16:55,152
喂！

982
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:57,821
過來

983
01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:06,288
等一下

984
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:13,086
你想吃這個嗎？

985
01:17:15,088 --> 01:17:17,716
吃吧，我請客

986
01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,261
謝謝你

987
01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:25,223
你是怎麼了？

988
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,185
整個人垂頭喪氣的

989
01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:36,109
好吃嗎？

990
01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,197
好吃

991
01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:41,907
當然好吃了

992
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,493
那是貓肉

993
01:17:46,244 --> 01:17:47,245
什麼？

994
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,374
我騙你的，傻瓜

995
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:54,211
但真相會更驚人

996
01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:59,591
來，坐著吃吧，放輕鬆

997
01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:18,694
我看日本快要完蛋了

998
01:18:19,986 --> 01:18:24,074
這麼可愛的女孩竟然需要脫光光？

999
01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:26,660
你怎麼看？小子

1000
01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:29,079
-什麼？
-你看看

1001
01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:35,085
“我被夾住的奶頭好舒服

1002
01:18:36,002 --> 01:18:37,879
宇宙級的高潮”

1003
01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:50,100
我倒想進入她的宇宙

1004
01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:58,233
我的技巧絕不只能讓她到宇宙而已

1005
01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:01,027
到土星應該沒問題吧？

1006
01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:02,738
是啊

1007
01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,322
-無庸置疑
-抱歉

1008
01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:09,578
-現在幾點了？
-什麼？時間嗎？

1009
01:19:10,203 --> 01:19:12,664
我的店裡沒有時鐘

1010
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:13,915
謝謝你

1011
01:19:14,207 --> 01:19:16,293
喂，小子

1012
01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:17,461
喂！

1013
01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:09,387
（我來到了天堂）

1014
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:22,400
{\an8}（緊鮑鮑將在8月4日蒞臨大世界）

1015
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:14,744
好痛

1016
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:18,832
不會痛

1017
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,051
歡迎

1018
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,347
簽名會？

1019
01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:00,141
什麼？

1020
01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:09,651
緊鮑鮑今日子的簽名會

1021
01:23:10,443 --> 01:23:11,444
今天

1022
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:13,989
在這裡，是今天吧

1023
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:15,740
你在說什麼？

1024
01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:18,118
誰跟你說的？

1025
01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:28,628
你是來要簽名的？

1026
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:34,175
你被騙了

1027
01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:53,445
等等

1028
01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:56,990
你今天下午有來過

1029
01:23:58,908 --> 01:24:01,244
租了一部A片

1030
01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:03,413
跟你那群朋友

1031
01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:11,129
好看嗎？

1032
01:24:13,339 --> 01:24:14,424
什麼？

1033
01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:16,885
有打手槍嗎？

1034
01:24:21,264 --> 01:24:22,348
沒有

1035
01:24:26,269 --> 01:24:27,520
過來這裡

1036
01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:29,898
什麼？

1037
01:24:30,648 --> 01:24:32,317
我叫你過來這裡

1038
01:24:32,525 --> 01:24:33,943
我又不會咬人

1039
01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:45,705
伸出你的手

1040
01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:09,395
來吧

1041
01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:12,398
你就揉吧

1042
01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,074
來啊

1043
01:25:37,215 --> 01:25:38,591
用力點

1044
01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:16,796
其實，那只是我飢渴的幻想

1045
01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:18,631
現實中…

1046
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,168
拿去

1047
01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,503
反正它是盜版的

1048
01:27:01,716 --> 01:27:04,844
我跟你說，我以前在東京是個偶像

1049
01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:08,223
雖然沒有紅過

1050
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,100
有聽過我嗎？奧田優子

1051
01:27:15,605 --> 01:27:16,689
沒有

1052
01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:21,069
我以前可是比岡本舞子還厲害呢

1053
01:27:28,117 --> 01:27:29,202
那個…

1054
01:27:31,829 --> 01:27:32,914
這個

1055
01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:38,086
謝謝妳

1056
01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:08,741
等等

1057
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,619
你擋到路了

1058
01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:14,080
-有嗎？
-就是有

1059
01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:15,456
嘿，隆史

1060
01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:17,834
-嘿，隆史
-阿滿呢？

1061
01:28:17,917 --> 01:28:21,921
-你的朋友們呢？
-笨竹呢？

1062
01:28:22,463 --> 01:28:24,215
笨竹沒來嗎？

1063
01:28:25,508 --> 01:28:27,385
你的臉怎麼了？

1064
01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:29,095
-你滿臉都是血
-怎麼搞的？

1065
01:28:29,178 --> 01:28:30,888
-發生什麼事？
-你沒事吧？

1066
01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:34,100
對了，你有拍到照片嗎？

1067
01:28:34,517 --> 01:28:35,518
有

1068
01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:38,229
-很不錯
-厲害

1069
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,355
應該有拍到吧

1070
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,733
好，謝啦

1071
01:28:41,899 --> 01:28:44,902
-我們之後再檢查你的作品
-這個呢？

1072
01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,112
這是什麼？

1073
01:28:46,529 --> 01:28:47,572
-那是…
-什麼？

1074
01:28:47,655 --> 01:28:48,740
這是什麼？

1075
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,951
-不會吧？
-是真的嗎？

1076
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,078
緊鮑鮑的簽名會是真的？

1077
01:28:54,787 --> 01:28:56,205
我們什麼都沒看到啊

1078
01:28:56,289 --> 01:28:59,375
-你到底有沒有看清楚？
-我看得很仔細啊

1079
01:28:59,459 --> 01:29:01,586
等等，你有嗎？

1080
01:29:02,253 --> 01:29:04,505
你有舔她的奶嗎？

1081
01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:06,632
-她的奶子
-奶子

1082
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:10,803
-這…
-快說啊

1083
01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:12,555
有

1084
01:29:12,638 --> 01:29:13,848
不是吧！

1085
01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:16,059
-拜託
-我們走

1086
01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:18,603
-走
-喂！等等

1087
01:29:18,686 --> 01:29:20,188
-怎麼樣？
-那個…

1088
01:29:21,773 --> 01:29:23,608
我是最後一個

1089
01:29:23,983 --> 01:29:25,610
-什麼？
-她已經離開了

1090
01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:27,820
什麼？

1091
01:29:27,904 --> 01:29:30,239
-搞什麼？
-可惡

1092
01:29:30,656 --> 01:29:32,825
她奶子是什麼味道？

1093
01:29:32,909 --> 01:29:37,497
-快說啊
-告訴我們是什麼味道，可惡

1094
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:40,875
味道…

1095
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:43,002
像雀爾喜糖

1096
01:29:43,086 --> 01:29:45,254
-雀爾喜糖？
-雀爾喜糖？

1097
01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:47,173
-雀爾喜焦糖口味
-可惡

1098
01:29:47,256 --> 01:29:48,841
就是那味道

1099
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:52,178
-真是的
-一定是很甜的味道，該死

1100
01:30:01,646 --> 01:30:02,855
他們來了

1101
01:30:04,315 --> 01:30:06,025
他們要過來了

1102
01:30:48,776 --> 01:30:50,695
-喂！
-喂！

1103
01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:04,959
看看這些人

1104
01:31:05,084 --> 01:31:08,254
這群國中生那麼晚在外面幹什麼呢？

1105
01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:10,339
你們的門禁是幾點？

1106
01:31:10,798 --> 01:31:12,967
我猜是傍晚5點吧

1107
01:31:13,050 --> 01:31:14,594
你們是哪間國中的？

1108
01:31:15,178 --> 01:31:18,764
-要是西中的話，你們就死定了
-東中的也一樣

1109
01:31:19,765 --> 01:31:22,059
-川北國中
-沒聽過

1110
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:23,519
哪一年哪一班？

1111
01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:25,563
三年一班

1112
01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:26,898
-你呢？
-三年二班

1113
01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:28,024
-你呢？
-三年三班

1114
01:31:28,107 --> 01:31:30,443
-好
-你看什麼看？

1115
01:31:36,782 --> 01:31:40,244
我說你，你剛剛在看惠美

1116
01:31:41,162 --> 01:31:43,122
罰金十萬圓，快付錢

1117
01:31:43,956 --> 01:31:45,166
馬上

1118
01:31:56,802 --> 01:32:00,306
怎麼？你是怎麼回事？

1119
01:32:00,389 --> 01:32:01,766
你生病了嗎？

1120
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:06,103
膀胱發炎？尿床？

1121
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:09,357
真是沒用

1122
01:32:10,733 --> 01:32:11,734
真丟臉

1123
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:12,985
別鬧他了

1124
01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:16,405
算你走運，小子

1125
01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:19,867
你的青梅竹馬在這裡

1126
01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:23,246
聽說你叫“尿褲子小隆”

1127
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:27,875
你從幼稚園開始就會這樣漏尿

1128
01:32:29,418 --> 01:32:30,586
真是丟臉

1129
01:32:31,045 --> 01:32:32,880
“尿褲子”

1130
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,299
-好了，快繳錢吧
-繳錢了

1131
01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:38,511
面額不能小於五千圓

1132
01:32:39,053 --> 01:32:40,846
有多少錢呢？

1133
01:32:40,930 --> 01:32:43,057
-搞什麼？
-快拿出來

1134
01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:44,725
連一萬圓紙鈔都沒有

1135
01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:46,519
你不是應該有一疊錢嗎？

1136
01:32:47,103 --> 01:32:48,104
謝啦

1137
01:32:49,772 --> 01:32:52,149
-他的車爆胎了
-是喔

1138
01:32:55,361 --> 01:32:59,073
你們最好快點回家
不然媽媽會擔心的

1139
01:33:01,575 --> 01:33:03,619
妳還有臉說我啊，漏屎惠美

1140
01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:13,379
妳…

1141
01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:16,757
在遠足時，大便在褲子上

1142
01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:21,887
記得是誰幫妳洗褲子嗎？

1143
01:33:27,810 --> 01:33:30,104
妳知道那有多臭嗎？

1144
01:33:30,604 --> 01:33:34,275
妳應該讓我摸那對大奶

1145
01:33:34,775 --> 01:33:37,653
當作給我的謝罪禮

1146
01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:52,209
臭小子

1147
01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:54,587
恐懼讓你瘋了嗎？

1148
01:33:57,673 --> 01:34:01,802
我…

1149
01:34:06,349 --> 01:34:08,225
他沒瘋

1150
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:24,241
什麼？

1151
01:34:25,201 --> 01:34:26,619
你想摸嗎？

1152
01:34:29,705 --> 01:34:30,873
我…

1153
01:34:30,956 --> 01:34:32,416
說啊

1154
01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:37,046
那就摸啊，我他媽的給你摸

1155
01:34:41,842 --> 01:34:44,595
我不行…

1156
01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:48,974
你真可悲

1157
01:34:50,851 --> 01:34:53,687
就只有那麼一次有點膽識

1158
01:34:58,609 --> 01:35:00,820
真可怕

1159
01:35:04,573 --> 01:35:05,866
去啊，隆史

1160
01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:42,695
過來

1161
01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:12,933
去摸她

1162
01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:23,736
過來

1163
01:36:23,986 --> 01:36:25,404
去摸

1164
01:36:36,081 --> 01:36:39,585
隆史，加把勁

1165
01:36:39,668 --> 01:36:41,504
隆史

1166
01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:03,502
你的臉真慘

1167
01:38:04,044 --> 01:38:05,170
金田？

1168
01:38:06,046 --> 01:38:07,548
不過我也是

1169
01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:14,263
你這小子還算有點膽識

1170
01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:20,644
你差一點就摸到惠美的奶子了

1171
01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:27,026
我替你保護了緊鮑鮑今日子

1172
01:38:36,535 --> 01:38:38,621
或許惠美喜歡你

1173
01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:43,834
不，那是不可能的

1174
01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:48,631
我真搞不懂女生

1175
01:38:52,593 --> 01:38:53,636
好痛

1176
01:38:58,182 --> 01:39:01,352
想游泳嗎？現在是個好時機

1177
01:39:09,109 --> 01:39:11,862
看什麼？趕快脫光啊

1178
01:39:45,688 --> 01:39:48,732
這感覺真棒

1179
01:40:07,876 --> 01:40:09,962
搞什麼？快下水啊

1180
01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:12,423
快點，下來

1181
01:40:13,298 --> 01:40:15,092
別像個娘們似的，快下來

1182
01:40:15,926 --> 01:40:16,969
喂

1183
01:42:04,076 --> 01:42:07,287
你的臉怎麼了？

1184
01:42:09,915 --> 01:42:11,083
你跑去哪裡？

1185
01:42:12,709 --> 01:42:16,296
沒去哪裡，我跑步的時候
不小心跌倒了

1186
01:42:17,631 --> 01:42:19,383
你跌倒？

1187
01:42:20,926 --> 01:42:24,137
你幹嘛洗車？那又不是我們的

1188
01:42:24,555 --> 01:42:25,639
什麼？

1189
01:42:26,974 --> 01:42:29,309
這…

1190
01:42:31,061 --> 01:42:32,729
它看起來髒了

1191
01:42:33,605 --> 01:42:34,690
什麼？

1192
01:42:37,734 --> 01:42:39,236
所以我要把它洗乾淨

1193
01:42:50,747 --> 01:42:52,332
隆史

1194
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:58,964
怎麼樣？

1195
01:43:08,307 --> 01:43:09,516
爸爸我…

1196
01:43:12,102 --> 01:43:13,270
很可悲嗎？

1197
01:43:16,189 --> 01:43:17,316
什麼？

1198
01:43:21,528 --> 01:43:22,696
你當然可悲啊

1199
01:43:30,954 --> 01:43:32,164
可悲到了極點

1200
01:43:34,207 --> 01:43:35,918
丟盡家人的臉

1201
01:43:45,719 --> 01:43:46,762
但…

1202
01:43:51,391 --> 01:43:53,143
我希望你可以酷一點

1203
01:44:02,736 --> 01:44:04,821
也希望

1204
01:44:06,031 --> 01:44:07,449
我自己也能酷一點

1205
01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:18,001
等等，喂！

1206
01:44:27,886 --> 01:44:32,140
你不是因為我才可悲

1207
01:44:40,649 --> 01:44:42,192
那要怪你自己

1208
01:44:49,658 --> 01:44:54,371
爸，你為何要洗他的車？

1209
01:44:54,454 --> 01:44:55,998
大山先生，我自己洗就好

1210
01:44:56,081 --> 01:44:58,750
全都濕了，誰叫你洗了？

1211
01:44:58,834 --> 01:45:00,377
別管了，我洗就好

1212
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:03,422
為什麼要洗？誰叫你洗了？

1213
01:45:03,505 --> 01:45:06,842
如果你堅持要洗，就找媽來幫忙吧

1214
01:45:06,967 --> 01:45:08,677
我來洗吧

1215
01:45:12,597 --> 01:45:15,726
等等，你的臉怎麼了？

1216
01:45:19,521 --> 01:45:21,273
跟人打架了？

1217
01:45:21,898 --> 01:45:24,443
還是跌倒了？到底怎麼回事？

1218
01:45:27,571 --> 01:45:29,281
爸又在發神經了

1219
01:45:36,872 --> 01:45:38,081
別再噴水了

1220
01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:40,417
這一區全都被你噴溼了

1221
01:45:40,500 --> 01:45:41,793
現在乾淨了

1222
01:45:41,877 --> 01:45:43,003
小心

1223
01:45:43,086 --> 01:45:45,505
-小心
-你會全身濕掉的

1224
01:45:45,589 --> 01:45:47,049
爸，住手

1225
01:45:47,132 --> 01:45:48,759
你為什麼這麼固執？

1226
01:45:48,842 --> 01:45:50,010
現在洗乾淨了

1227
01:45:50,093 --> 01:45:52,220
沒經過同意就洗別人的車

1228
01:45:52,304 --> 01:45:53,847
可以說是犯罪

1229
01:45:53,930 --> 01:45:56,892
但明天早上會下雨

1230
01:45:56,975 --> 01:45:59,978
爸，你從來不洗自己的車

1231
01:46:00,062 --> 01:46:02,064
找媽來幫你吧

1232
01:46:02,147 --> 01:46:03,690
你們會被我噴濕的

1233
01:46:03,774 --> 01:46:07,235
你從來不洗車的
你到底為何要這麼做？

1234
01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:10,322
已經很乾淨了，你不用再洗了，伯父

1235
01:46:10,405 --> 01:46:13,617
你什麼時候才要停止？我真的受夠了

1236
01:46:13,700 --> 01:46:16,661
爸，你可以休息了

1237
01:46:17,412 --> 01:46:22,375
-大山先生
-爸，你真的不要再洗了

1238
01:46:22,459 --> 01:46:24,002
那扇窗戶

1239
01:46:24,086 --> 01:46:25,629
我要洗那扇窗戶

1240
01:46:25,712 --> 01:46:27,255
真的不用洗了，伯父

1241
01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:28,757
我來洗吧

1242
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:32,469
他才剛把車洗乾淨

1243
01:46:32,552 --> 01:46:35,347
別再洗了，拜託

1244
01:46:35,430 --> 01:46:37,057
-大山先生
-爸

1245
01:46:37,140 --> 01:46:39,601
爸，你到底在幹嘛？

1246
01:46:39,684 --> 01:46:41,186
媽，妳勸勸他吧

1247
01:46:41,269 --> 01:46:43,188
我們叫他別洗了，他就是都不停手

1248
01:46:43,271 --> 01:46:46,608
夠了，別碰那個

1249
01:46:55,367 --> 01:46:56,576
好了

1250
01:46:56,660 --> 01:46:58,954
你是想彌補昨天的事？

1251
01:46:59,037 --> 01:47:01,206
這樣還不夠

1252
01:47:01,289 --> 01:47:04,918
就讓我繼續洗車

1253
01:47:05,836 --> 01:47:08,797
我為什麼要這樣大小聲？

1254
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:11,967
我要跟你斷絕關係

1255
01:47:13,093 --> 01:47:15,470
春子？

1256
01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:26,731
你這麼想洗車？
那你繼續洗吧，洗啊，老公

1257
01:47:26,815 --> 01:47:28,984
我來幫忙吧，伯父

1258
01:47:34,865 --> 01:47:37,409
這是抹布

1259
01:47:46,501 --> 01:47:47,627
我是說真的，爸

1260
01:47:50,630 --> 01:47:51,840
讓我繼續洗吧

1261
01:48:49,064 --> 01:48:53,777
（1987年8月5日，上午6點23分）

1262
01:53:06,946 --> 01:53:07,947
什麼？

1263
01:53:11,242 --> 01:53:15,705
原來相機在這裡啊

1264
01:54:03,670 --> 01:54:05,672
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