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從前的從前的從前

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有個森林國

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森林國的皇后為了維持青春和美貌

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聽信了巫術

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餐餐以海中的珍饈為食

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森林國的百姓因此苦不堪言

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不久 皇后產下了王子

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卻遭到國師警告

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王子受到了詛咒 必須遠離海洋

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否則將化為泡沫

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熬捏

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你會自己坐公車喔？

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借問一下喔 熬捏是好話嗎？

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熬就是講你棒棒

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謝謝

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你有沒有兄弟姊妹？

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我有一個弟弟 他在美國

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他有沒有跟你一樣 阿達？

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他是正常人

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-好加在捏 -謝謝

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若生一個像你這樣的

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是消業障啦

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若是生兩隻都像那蟾蜍的孩子

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我看就去死一死好了

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以前做不到

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現在當然要卯起來彌補了

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這是福斯的T1 很難找的

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老爸在網路上找了好久才找到的

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來

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謝謝老爸

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那換我的了

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保證你猜不到是什麼

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是我最愛的東西嗎？

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當然

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到底是什麼 到底是什麼？

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康襄碩快點

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不要逗你哥哥了

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告訴他是什麼啦

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好啦好啦

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你最愛的可夫

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都出現在這間咖啡廳耶

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而且他就住在附近

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康襄碩我愛你

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我愛你

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我也愛你

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唉呀

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對不起 對不起

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咦

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你是可夫嗎？

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你真的是可夫耶

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請問你有什麼事嗎？

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森林王子和美人魚是全世界最屌的書

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我每天都看好幾遍

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你什麼時候出新的書啊？

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我會買 我媽也會買

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全家人都會買

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謝謝喔

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給我一包117

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沒帶錢帶打火機

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我有帶錢啊

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-孩子他到五歲才會說話 -老蔣

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當他一開口會說話的時候呢

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就說個不停

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他說

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媽媽 我記得天堂的事喔

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是我先跟上帝舉手的喔

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因為 上帝說

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這個媽媽

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會生一個生病的兒子

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那你們哪一個天使

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願意做這個生病的兒子呢？

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然後

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他就舉手了

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他在小二的時侯

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我就讓他自己去上學了

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當然啊 我一定會擔心他會出什麼狀況

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可是 我更擔心

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我不能夠一輩子保護他怎麼辦

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那是必須的呀

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只要你認為這個是對的事情

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你就要立下規則

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讓這個規則變成一種習慣

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就好像

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如果說不是有真正很重要的事情

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我們必須一家人一定要在一起

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吃早餐 吃晚餐

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然後呢 我們要kiss goodbye

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所以說呢

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只要是你認為對的事情

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寶寶喝牛奶

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謝謝媽媽

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你又不喜歡媽媽

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剛剛送你的新繪本嗎？

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喔 屌喔

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又是康襄碩教你講的 對嗎？

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不是

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是周杰倫

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喔

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以後不可以再講這個字了喔

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美麗的美人魚就告訴可愛的王子說

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我其實呢是來自於大海

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謝謝媽媽

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但是我想自己看

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嗯

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我一直以為襄維

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不會長大

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但他還是長大了

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我覺得襄維

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現在總算可以把自己真正的感覺

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說出來

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很好啊

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什麼意思啊？

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什麼什麼意思啊 沒有什麼意思啊

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所以你的意思就是

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不希望他去協會

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分享他的生活

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更不希望他去工坊上班

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對嗎？

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我十點的會要遲到了

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我只是說

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我知道妳很想把襄維的經歷

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分享給跟我們處境一樣的家庭

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或者是比我們更慘的家庭

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慘？

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抱歉

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欸

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你要去哪啊？

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腿會不會痠啊？

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要不要我們載你一下啊？

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謝謝 我喜歡走路

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欸 別跑啊

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載你一下啦 來啊

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喂

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回不了家 善良的森林王子

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才一百

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什麼啦

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才一百

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買包菸都不夠你知不知道啊

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我是喜憨兒請你不要傷害我

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唉喔 iPhone捏

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你下次出門記得要多帶點錢啦

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我是喜憨兒請你不要傷害我

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啊

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咦？

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是有沒有那麼快啦

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快嗎？我覺得我等好久了耶

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媽啊 你誰啊？

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我叫康襄維

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你可以叫我森林王子

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你白癡喔

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有些人會叫我空仔 阿達

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其實我是喜憨兒

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不過 我不是很喜歡憨這個字

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你有沒有水啊？

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妳會喝水喔？

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還是你有啤酒？

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我幫妳弄水

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妳等一下下喔

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快一點

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妳去哪裡啊？

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信不信我找妳馬伕啊

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去你的

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一群變態

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快點回來

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去死

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恁祖嬤不屑賺啦

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去你的

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水咧？

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在這裡 給妳

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什麼 海水是要怎麼喝啦

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對不起 對不起

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妳不是都喝海水嗎？

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白癡喔

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我有付錢耶

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欸 妳去哪裡啊？

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我跟你說啦

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船上那群人不是什麼好東西啦

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等他們來 你就挫屎了

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快走啊 你找死啊？

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喔 好啊

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把鞋子脫下來給我

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妳沒事吧？

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你幹嘛碰我啦？

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我是喜憨兒 我不會傷害妳啊

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黑道我都沒在怕 還怕你這白癡啊

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不要再跟著我了啦

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可是我想保護妳啊

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數學會不會啦？

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會啊 sin cos 那種嗎？

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蛤？

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是哪種啊？

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sin 平方加 cos 平方等於一

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什麼啦？

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九九乘法表會不會？

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會啊

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轉過去

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好

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背對我

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喔

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開始背

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一一一 一二二 一三三

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一四四 一五五

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不要摸魚啦

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一六六 一七七 一八八 一九九

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二一二 二二四

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背那麼快幹嘛 慢一點

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二七十二 不 二五十 二六十二

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二七十四 二八十六 二九十八 三一三

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三二六

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三三九 三四十二 三五十五

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三六十八 三七二十一

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九六五十四 九七六十三

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九八七十二 九九八十一

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數完啦

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咦

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不見了

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美人魚咧？

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美人魚

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妳去哪裡啊？

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美人魚

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美人魚

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明天會來嗎？

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美人魚

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煩欸 不是說防水的

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欸 誰說我不敬業啊？

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是他們太賤好不好

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八萬了不起喔 恁祖嬤不屑賺

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不屑賺

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妳以為妳現在很年輕喔

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OK囉

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欸 十張就好了啦

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不行啦 這支八成新耶

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八成新

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一樣啦 十張就可以了啦

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喂 又怎樣？

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郭先生我想請問你

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要是你女兒得愛滋沒辦法賺的話

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你該怎麼辦啊？

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所以啊

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有這種老爸

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妳就要敬業一點 認命一點嘛

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還挑 走啦走啦

245
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,633
我把孩子交給你

246
00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:26,999
我是對你們有多麼的信任

247
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,566
不光是我對你們的信任

248
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,600
而是所有所有協會對你們的信任

249
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:31,800
你知道嗎 主任

250
00:18:31,801 --> 00:18:33,367
現在我孩子失蹤了

251
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,434
執行長的孩子失蹤了

252
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:39,999
我不要聽你說抱歉

253
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,834
我只是告訴你

254
00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:41,933
我現在在計程車上

255
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,733
我馬上就到 在我沒有到之前

256
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,266
希望你趕快到處派人去找

257
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,367
擴大範圍的去找

258
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:53,701
麻煩你開快一點好不好？

259
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,567
紅燈捏

260
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:09,000
吶

261
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:10,767
不用找了

262
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:26,533
媽媽

263
00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,500
她從海裡游過來

264
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,000
-你到底去哪裡了？ -她真的出現了

265
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,701
你去哪裡了？

266
00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:35,501
我去海邊啊 美人魚剛好游過來了

267
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,733
為什麼你到處亂跑？

268
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:40,666
為什麼你不去工坊？

269
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:44,234
媽媽 那個不重要 一點都不重要

270
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:46,267
最重要的是 她出現了

271
00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:51,167
你為什麼不聽我的手機？

272
00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:54,367
你為什麼這麼晚回來？

273
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,033
你為什麼讓我這麼擔心你？

274
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:58,666
你為什麼？

275
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,534
為什麼這樣對我？

276
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:02,633
為什麼為什麼為什麼？

277
00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:05,601
-你為什麼這樣對我？ -媽媽不要打我

278
00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:12,266
我問她說 她會不會再來

279
00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:13,500
她沒有回答我

280
00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:16,501
所以我就一直等一直等 結果沒有出現

281
00:22:17,434 --> 00:22:18,267
辛苦你了

282
00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:20,500
不會啦 我很想她呀

283
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,534
你咧 你有想她嗎？

284
00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:24,267
我還好啦

285
00:22:24,268 --> 00:22:25,434
為什麼？

286
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,366
美人魚是你畫的耶

287
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,467
要不要跟我一起去等她啊？

288
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,701
再看看啦

289
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,501
再看看什麼？

290
00:22:33,267 --> 00:22:35,801
看我時間啦 我很忙啦

291
00:22:36,234 --> 00:22:37,634
你最近忙什麼？

292
00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:38,868
干你…

293
00:22:40,868 --> 00:22:42,300
改新作品啦

294
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,567
酷啦 那你新作品叫什麼？

295
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,300
加油

296
00:22:51,301 --> 00:22:52,534
可夫加油

297
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,467
我是喜憨兒請你不要傷害我

298
00:23:33,901 --> 00:23:36,200
我是喜憨兒請你不要傷害我

299
00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:51,968
去死啊

300
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,467
早啊 可夫

301
00:23:57,501 --> 00:24:00,334
大哥 你知不知道現在才幾點啊？

302
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:02,667
我才請問你可不可以...

303
00:24:05,734 --> 00:24:07,501
可不可以不要那麼正常啊？

304
00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:26,767
欸 你真的很會睡耶

305
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,501
你看 已經三點了

306
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:36,634
去買包菸

307
00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:45,434
叩叩叩 我要進來囉

308
00:25:04,434 --> 00:25:05,267
欸

309
00:25:07,267 --> 00:25:08,400
我的菸咧？

310
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:09,901
在這裡

311
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:12,834
放桌上

312
00:25:13,234 --> 00:25:13,901
好

313
00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:18,467
這就是你的新作品喔？

314
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:19,701
屌吧

315
00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:28,934
這幅叫肥皂泡

316
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,767
肥皂泡

317
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,701
我不喜歡耶

318
00:25:40,601 --> 00:25:42,334
我有需要你喜歡嗎？

319
00:25:44,868 --> 00:25:46,300
髒髒的

320
00:25:47,234 --> 00:25:48,601
沒有快樂

321
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:12,399
很久沒有畫畫了吧？

322
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,834
這上面都是灰

323
00:26:18,234 --> 00:26:19,501
干你屁事啊

324
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:27,234
那你明天有空跟我去看美人魚嗎？

325
00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,566
這世界上根本就沒有美人魚啦

326
00:26:32,567 --> 00:26:33,200
有啊

327
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,433
那是在騙跟你一樣的白癡啦

328
00:26:36,434 --> 00:26:38,234
可是我看到啦

329
00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:41,501
恭喜你耶

330
00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:48,701
可夫 你變了

331
00:26:52,534 --> 00:26:54,133
你又認識我啊

332
00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:55,267
嗯

333
00:26:55,534 --> 00:26:58,434
可夫是世界上最屌的人

334
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,833
森林王子和美人魚

335
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:03,067
是世界上最偉大的書

336
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,434
你不可以不相信耶

337
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,400
我跟你講

338
00:27:26,634 --> 00:27:28,033
你那個包包以後有沒有

339
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,434
你就放一點吃的

340
00:27:29,467 --> 00:27:31,333
你如果再遇到野狗啊

341
00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:32,766
你就把它拿出來 丟得很遠

342
00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:33,734
然後趕快落跑

343
00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:34,467
知道嗎？

344
00:27:34,468 --> 00:27:37,167
我爸說 遇到狗不能跑

345
00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,601
越跑牠們就要欺負你

346
00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:42,299
也對啦

347
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:42,834
那不然以後啊

348
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:43,567
你就叫執行長

349
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,067
不然你爸來接你好不好？

350
00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:47,167
我才不要咧

351
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,534
為什麼？

352
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:52,234
因為我想做自己想做的事啊

353
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,367
小維

354
00:28:04,901 --> 00:28:07,801
你饅頭怎麼做這樣啦？

355
00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:12,067
人咧？

356
00:28:28,901 --> 00:28:30,667
司機我要下車

357
00:28:31,968 --> 00:28:33,633
司機我要下車

358
00:28:33,634 --> 00:28:34,700
我要下車

359
00:28:34,701 --> 00:28:36,433
司機我要下車

360
00:28:36,434 --> 00:28:37,400
我要下車

361
00:28:45,634 --> 00:28:47,667
-好 坐一下我拿資料給妳 -謝謝

362
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,666
他坐過站 他崩潰

363
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:02,933
他在警局的時候

364
00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:05,934
你在哪裡啊 你在哪裡？

365
00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:10,067
在搞那個賤女人對吧？

366
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:12,999
你就在那個賤女人的床上

367
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
發揮盡你的父親的責任 對嗎？

368
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,534
謝謝妳喔

369
00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:24,300
謝謝妳喔

370
00:29:25,434 --> 00:29:27,267
妳總算關心到我了

371
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:30,534
我告訴妳

372
00:29:31,868 --> 00:29:32,901
我承認

373
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,234
妳絕對是一個好媽媽

374
00:29:38,267 --> 00:29:40,334
但是妳真的不是一個好太太

375
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:47,234
我也需要有人關心我

376
00:29:52,968 --> 00:29:54,534
多少年了

377
00:29:56,234 --> 00:29:58,834
我每天看妳照顧襄維的樣子

378
00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:03,234
我不敢打擾妳好嗎？

379
00:30:05,267 --> 00:30:07,300
妳太神聖了

380
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,634
更不要說我有需...

381
00:30:13,801 --> 00:30:15,701
我有需求的時候

382
00:30:21,234 --> 00:30:22,801
我敢奢望妳嗎

383
00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,501
不要臉

384
00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:29,566
我不要臉？

385
00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:30,534
你就是不要臉

386
00:30:30,535 --> 00:30:33,299
滿嘴胡說八道 通通都是藉口

387
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:34,467
我告訴你

388
00:30:34,801 --> 00:30:36,466
你...

389
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:37,400
你連自己承認

390
00:30:37,434 --> 00:30:39,100
你是一個不負責任的男人

391
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,132
都沒有種 懦夫

392
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:42,399
你就是一個懦夫

393
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,433
我不負責任嗎？

394
00:30:43,434 --> 00:30:44,300
對

395
00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:45,700
我已經被責任這兩個字

396
00:30:45,701 --> 00:30:46,801
壓的喘不過氣來了

397
00:30:47,868 --> 00:30:49,199
我都快六十歲了

398
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,666
一隻腳已經踏進棺材了

399
00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:51,601
真的要等我掛了以後

400
00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:52,800
我才能做自己嗎？

401
00:30:52,801 --> 00:30:54,167
對不起 我...

402
00:30:56,501 --> 00:30:57,534
我受夠了

403
00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:01,200
我受夠了

404
00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:04,634
王八蛋

405
00:31:07,901 --> 00:31:09,300
王八蛋

406
00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:13,234
我接受

407
00:31:14,701 --> 00:31:16,234
我欣然接受

408
00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:18,367
滾

409
00:31:20,501 --> 00:31:21,300
滾

410
00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:25,467
滾

411
00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:09,601
媽媽

412
00:32:09,868 --> 00:32:12,501
其實壞事不是壞事

413
00:32:12,834 --> 00:32:16,199
壞事的後面就是好事

414
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,634
就會把我們帶到美人魚那裡

415
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,634
為什麼你要舉手？

416
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,234
為什麼要舉手？

417
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,400
你為什麼要舉手？

418
00:32:44,334 --> 00:32:46,601
為什麼你要舉手？

419
00:33:31,701 --> 00:33:33,867
就算沒有鎖鍊

420
00:33:33,868 --> 00:33:36,234
她還是會回來的對不對？

421
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,801
不然故事就沒有The End啦

422
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:49,834
執行長

423
00:33:50,634 --> 00:33:52,234
主任 坐...

424
00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:55,400
今天怎麼有時間過來啊？

425
00:33:57,234 --> 00:33:59,434
我剛好下山去辦點事

426
00:33:59,701 --> 00:34:02,200
想說來看看襄維

427
00:34:05,534 --> 00:34:06,734
襄維？

428
00:34:07,868 --> 00:34:09,567
他沒有去上班嗎？

429
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,300
襄維不是辭職了嗎？

430
00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:14,767
辭職？

431
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:23,366
我想說是不是因為襄維

432
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:24,900
上次出了點事

433
00:34:24,901 --> 00:34:27,166
所以執行長不讓他去上班了

434
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,167
Linda

435
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,234
襄維呢？

436
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:32,733
去工坊啊

437
00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,800
我今天還幫他做了超大的三明治

438
00:34:35,801 --> 00:34:36,467
蛤？

439
00:34:59,868 --> 00:35:00,834
煩死了

440
00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:07,400
白癡 信不信我揍你啊

441
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,868
我就是那個白癡的媽媽

442
00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:14,667
兒子走了換媽媽啊

443
00:35:15,234 --> 00:35:16,366
請問我到底做錯什麼事

444
00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:17,634
去卡到你們全家啊

445
00:35:17,968 --> 00:35:19,333
我就是想來問問

446
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:22,200
我的兒子 來找你究竟是為什麼

447
00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:24,367
妳問他啊 問我幹嘛啊

448
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:26,867
每天說來說去重複一句話

449
00:35:26,868 --> 00:35:28,434
說什麼真的看到美人魚

450
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,234
煩死了

451
00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:31,601
我告訴妳啦

452
00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,733
如果讓我找到時光機喔

453
00:35:33,734 --> 00:35:34,601
我馬上飛回去

454
00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:36,734
把當年要畫這本書的自己給掐死啦

455
00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:39,234
我瞭解了

456
00:35:40,434 --> 00:35:41,701
不好意思打擾了

457
00:35:44,734 --> 00:35:45,534
欸

458
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:48,567
妳兒子發情啦

459
00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:51,267
找個馬子讓他爽一爽啦

460
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,501
為什麼要騙媽媽？

461
00:36:14,334 --> 00:36:15,868
爸爸他沒有回家

462
00:36:16,367 --> 00:36:18,634
是妳自己不聽我說的

463
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,534
對不起

464
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,467
媽媽錯了

465
00:36:37,701 --> 00:36:39,834
沒關係 我會原諒妳

466
00:36:54,267 --> 00:36:55,434
還生氣啊？

467
00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:00,501
乖啊

468
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:08,968
那好啊

469
00:37:08,969 --> 00:37:10,634
媽媽就問你喔

470
00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:16,400
去找可夫為什麼會比

471
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,734
去工坊重要呢？

472
00:37:20,234 --> 00:37:22,734
因為我想當可夫的朋友

473
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:26,501
所以說

474
00:37:27,534 --> 00:37:30,634
可夫做你的朋友才是最重要的

475
00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:34,501
對

476
00:37:34,868 --> 00:37:38,167
因為我想帶他去看美人魚

477
00:37:38,534 --> 00:37:39,933
這個世界上

478
00:37:39,934 --> 00:37:44,266
每個人都有一條屬於自己的美人魚

479
00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:46,534
她現在正在游過來

480
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,534
對呀

481
00:37:59,367 --> 00:38:02,868
陳馨啊 妳是不是很喜歡襄維啊？

482
00:38:03,868 --> 00:38:05,801
-有沒有？ -襄維請你吃

483
00:38:06,734 --> 00:38:08,367
襄維給你吃嗎？

484
00:38:09,601 --> 00:38:11,033
人家給你吃了啦

485
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:13,400
不要

486
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,500
好 謝謝 謝謝 謝謝妳喔

487
00:38:16,501 --> 00:38:18,968
不生氣不生氣不生氣

488
00:38:19,701 --> 00:38:21,300
要給人家面子嘛

489
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:24,534
-你拿過來嘛 -我要自己吃

490
00:38:24,801 --> 00:38:26,634
好那你自己吃

491
00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:41,501
齁

492
00:38:42,267 --> 00:38:44,367
人家鼻頭哪有那麼圓啦

493
00:38:45,601 --> 00:38:47,267
沒人跟妳說過嗎？

494
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,567
妳全身上下最迷人的地方

495
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,767
就是妳這個圓圓的鼻子

496
00:38:54,434 --> 00:38:55,534
知道嗎？

497
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:56,968
哪有圓

498
00:38:58,934 --> 00:39:02,500
我跟妳說喔 千萬不能去整形

499
00:39:02,501 --> 00:39:04,601
一整型就毀了我告訴妳

500
00:39:16,467 --> 00:39:17,801
你最近在忙什麼？

501
00:39:18,501 --> 00:39:19,868
怎麼沒來幫我買菸啊

502
00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:22,033
忙相親啊

503
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,634
-忙相親？ -對啊

504
00:39:24,667 --> 00:39:26,968
所以你媽幫你介紹那些你不喜歡喔？

505
00:39:27,534 --> 00:39:29,667
你剛剛那個你喜歡嗎？

506
00:39:31,968 --> 00:39:34,367
喜歡會讓你破我的局啊？

507
00:39:34,834 --> 00:39:36,968
喜歡還幫你買菸唷

508
00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:52,334
這個怎麼樣？

509
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,367
唉呦 有眼光喔

510
00:39:56,601 --> 00:39:58,634
聽說全身上下都是假的

511
00:40:00,901 --> 00:40:01,868
這個咧

512
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,534
太胖了啦

513
00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:08,300
大哥 你懂不懂啊

514
00:40:08,701 --> 00:40:10,633
有肉才性感好不好

515
00:40:10,634 --> 00:40:12,534
有肉啪起來之後...

516
00:40:14,734 --> 00:40:15,567
算了

517
00:40:17,234 --> 00:40:18,200
這個咧？

518
00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:21,267
她嘴巴好像會吃掉我

519
00:40:21,634 --> 00:40:24,267
你以為你是誰啊 安潔莉娜？

520
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,634
愛情是不能勉強的

521
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:31,234
不傻嘛你

522
00:40:32,234 --> 00:40:35,467
天才與白癡只有一線之隔

523
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,901
欸 那你什麼時候

524
00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,868
才要跟我去看美人魚啊？

525
00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:44,767
再說啦

526
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:52,067
這個咧？

527
00:40:55,834 --> 00:40:56,834
請慢用

528
00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:06,467
自己來喔 不要客氣

529
00:41:20,767 --> 00:41:22,234
他不喜歡胖的啦

530
00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:25,267
嘴唇太厚也不行

531
00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:27,601
頭髮太長也不行

532
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,334
其實

533
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,100
他比我們想的都還要正常啦

534
00:41:34,234 --> 00:41:35,801
這個當然我知道

535
00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:38,167
我是他媽媽

536
00:41:38,701 --> 00:41:39,567
是嗎？

537
00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:44,633
那妳覺得一個正常的二十七歲男生

538
00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:45,868
他會需要什麼？

539
00:41:50,634 --> 00:41:51,467
不好意思

540
00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:54,467
我真的沒有時間跟你玩猜謎遊戲

541
00:41:54,634 --> 00:41:56,167
妳不是他媽嗎？

542
00:41:57,434 --> 00:41:58,200
妳該不會忘記

543
00:41:58,201 --> 00:42:01,033
這世界上還有一個很重要的事情

544
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,100
叫做愛吧

545
00:42:11,634 --> 00:42:12,834
需要幫忙嗎？

546
00:42:18,534 --> 00:42:19,567
看一下

547
00:42:20,601 --> 00:42:22,801
這種清純的你喜歡嗎？

548
00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:25,234
我跟你講啊

549
00:42:25,734 --> 00:42:27,667
我這個小姐超扯的

550
00:42:28,868 --> 00:42:31,233
上次我介紹她生意去遊艇

551
00:42:31,234 --> 00:42:33,234
她居然一言不合給我跳海

552
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,200
還自己游上岸

553
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,534
好笑的是啊

554
00:42:37,734 --> 00:42:38,634
她一上岸之後

555
00:42:38,635 --> 00:42:40,267
居然有個白癡

556
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,434
把她當作是美人魚

557
00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:44,467
還一直纏著她

558
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:47,133
好不容易才脫身

559
00:42:47,601 --> 00:42:49,167
你說好不好笑？

560
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,300
太太

561
00:43:43,434 --> 00:43:44,300
媽

562
00:43:44,734 --> 00:43:45,868
妳在幹嘛啦？

563
00:43:46,467 --> 00:43:48,601
我都出來這麼久了 妳都沒看到我

564
00:43:49,634 --> 00:43:50,634
康媽媽好

565
00:43:51,234 --> 00:43:51,934
好

566
00:43:53,267 --> 00:43:55,533
飛機坐那麼久都累齁

567
00:43:55,534 --> 00:43:56,501
有一點

568
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,300
欸 襄維沒來啊？

569
00:43:59,701 --> 00:44:00,501
蛤？

570
00:44:23,234 --> 00:44:24,933
唉呦 襄碩

571
00:44:24,934 --> 00:44:27,534
都大人了還這麼孩子氣

572
00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:30,200
妳還好嗎？

573
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,300
很好啊

574
00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:36,634
那妳跟老爸還有連絡嗎？

575
00:44:40,367 --> 00:44:42,634
我有把超速的罰單寄給他

576
00:44:45,834 --> 00:44:46,834
放心啦

577
00:44:47,767 --> 00:44:50,767
我沒有時間為他難過

578
00:44:53,267 --> 00:44:55,399
看看今天吃什麼啊

579
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,834
給我們襄碩

580
00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:59,801
襄碩回來了 看看啊

581
00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:01,399
媽媽做什麼

582
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,734
有魚耶

583
00:45:03,601 --> 00:45:05,100
糖醋魚 好嗎？

584
00:45:06,934 --> 00:45:08,801
還有 茄子

585
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:10,901
紅燒茄子

586
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,800
唉呦 這個Linda忘了買白菜了

587
00:45:14,801 --> 00:45:15,834
糟糕

588
00:45:19,434 --> 00:45:20,200
媽

589
00:45:20,868 --> 00:45:22,868
我跟妍妍想先公證

590
00:45:24,801 --> 00:45:26,801
公證啊？好啊

591
00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:30,934
所以我想 是不是找一天

592
00:45:31,367 --> 00:45:32,934
兩家人一起吃個飯

593
00:45:33,868 --> 00:45:35,567
當然好啊

594
00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:37,366
那你問一下她爸爸媽媽

595
00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:39,700
喜歡吃西餐還是中餐

596
00:45:39,701 --> 00:45:41,300
或者是呢

597
00:45:41,667 --> 00:45:42,900
媽媽自己做菜

598
00:45:42,901 --> 00:45:44,534
請他們來家裡吃

599
00:45:46,634 --> 00:45:47,601
但是

600
00:45:49,467 --> 00:45:50,734
有一件事情

601
00:45:51,367 --> 00:45:52,834
我想先跟妳商量一下

602
00:45:54,734 --> 00:45:57,534
妍妍的爸媽也知道襄維那一種

603
00:45:57,801 --> 00:45:59,367
是不會遺傳的

604
00:46:00,667 --> 00:46:03,167
但是至少在第一次見面的時候

605
00:46:04,434 --> 00:46:05,700
讓妍妍的奶奶安心

606
00:46:05,701 --> 00:46:07,234
康襄碩

607
00:46:08,567 --> 00:46:10,300
你給我聽清楚了

608
00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:13,399
我絕不容許任何人瞧不起襄維

609
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,433
更不能容許自己家人

610
00:46:15,434 --> 00:46:17,667
以為有襄維在感到羞恥

611
00:46:18,434 --> 00:46:19,666
我從來都沒有這個意思

612
00:46:19,667 --> 00:46:21,567
你現在就是啊

613
00:46:22,501 --> 00:46:24,199
妳明知道我不是這個意思啊

614
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,567
那你是什麼意思呢？

615
00:46:26,634 --> 00:46:28,299
是什麼力量讓你變得

616
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,867
這麼樣的為自己狡辯啊

617
00:46:29,868 --> 00:46:31,367
我不愛吃魚

618
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,601
紅燒茄子

619
00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:42,200
白菜獅子頭

620
00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:44,901
都是襄維愛吃的

621
00:46:51,467 --> 00:46:52,434
媽媽

622
00:46:57,467 --> 00:47:00,400
我這二十幾年來沒有要求過妳什麼

623
00:47:03,334 --> 00:47:04,467
但是偶爾

624
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:08,267
可不可以站在我的立場替我想一下

625
00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:12,434
就算妳不可以

626
00:47:13,968 --> 00:47:15,266
可是能不能允許我

627
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:17,701
在某些時候讓我自私一點

628
00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,200
我也有我自己的人生

629
00:47:48,267 --> 00:47:50,601
你們都有你們自己的人生

630
00:47:50,901 --> 00:47:51,934
我呢？

631
00:47:53,601 --> 00:47:55,300
我的人生呢？

632
00:48:21,834 --> 00:48:24,300
有錢人怪癖還真多呢

633
00:48:26,801 --> 00:48:27,801
可夫

634
00:48:52,267 --> 00:48:54,467
美人魚

635
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,334
這美人魚的衣服啊 我找超久捏

636
00:49:15,701 --> 00:49:17,000
那你叫什麼名字啦？

637
00:49:17,501 --> 00:49:21,300
我叫康襄維 妳可以叫我小維

638
00:49:21,467 --> 00:49:22,367
小維

639
00:49:24,267 --> 00:49:26,968
借問一下 妳叫什麼名字啊？

640
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,267
他們都叫我小爛啦

641
00:49:34,467 --> 00:49:36,267
跟海一樣的藍

642
00:49:40,701 --> 00:49:43,567
不錯嘛 跟海一樣咧

643
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,901
酷啦

644
00:49:45,467 --> 00:49:48,733
美人魚就是應該要叫小藍

645
00:49:48,734 --> 00:49:51,267
小藍 好好聽喔

646
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,801
你真的很白癡耶

647
00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,167
對啊 我是真的很白癡

648
00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:00,601
舒服嗎？

649
00:50:00,601 --> 00:50:01,567
舒服

650
00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:02,868
愉快吧？

651
00:50:02,868 --> 00:50:03,868
愉快啊

652
00:50:04,934 --> 00:50:06,266
美人魚敬業嗎？

653
00:50:06,267 --> 00:50:07,234
敬業

654
00:50:07,934 --> 00:50:09,233
你一定要這樣回答

655
00:50:09,234 --> 00:50:09,701
知不知道？

656
00:50:09,701 --> 00:50:10,501
好

657
00:50:10,701 --> 00:50:11,567
乖

658
00:50:11,568 --> 00:50:13,534
妳可以加我line嗎？

659
00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:17,333
加你line要幹嘛？

660
00:50:17,334 --> 00:50:19,267
我可以關心妳啊

661
00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:21,400
幹嘛關心我？

662
00:50:22,167 --> 00:50:24,133
下雨為妳帶傘啊

663
00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:10,701
手機拿來啦

664
00:51:18,868 --> 00:51:19,701
喏

665
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,167
幫我拿著 謝謝

666
00:51:36,767 --> 00:51:39,801
(妳可以當我的女朋友嗎？)

667
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,834
白癡喔

668
00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:46,566
誰會要我這種女朋友啊

669
00:51:46,567 --> 00:51:48,167
我就會啊

670
00:51:51,434 --> 00:51:52,234
那

671
00:51:53,133 --> 00:51:54,767
做你女朋友有什麼好處？

672
00:51:55,067 --> 00:51:59,267
就像 森林王子愛美人魚一樣啊

673
00:51:59,501 --> 00:52:03,601
我會保護妳 就算變成泡沫

674
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,701
美人魚

675
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,868
我來了

676
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,801
我戀愛了 可夫我戀愛了

677
00:52:58,234 --> 00:52:59,534
謝謝可夫

678
00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:00,667
欸

679
00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:02,767
你有沒有…？

680
00:53:02,768 --> 00:53:06,801
有 舒服 愉快 美人魚很敬業

681
00:53:08,234 --> 00:53:10,933
康襄碩 康襄碩

682
00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:15,299
你終於回來了 你終於回來了

683
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:16,834
我好想你喔

684
00:53:17,434 --> 00:53:20,733
今天是我最開心的一天

685
00:53:20,734 --> 00:53:24,166
我要把我所有的故事都告訴你

686
00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:26,367
超屌的故事耶

687
00:53:26,701 --> 00:53:30,166
康襄碩 你終於回來了

688
00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:32,801
你終於回來了 太好了

689
00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:50,667
海的 那邊 有什麼呢

690
00:53:52,534 --> 00:53:56,901
眼淚背面 是笑嗎

691
00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:05,501
太陽 每天 為了誰發光

692
00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:10,434
夢見的你是 真的嗎

693
00:54:12,767 --> 00:54:18,267
許多 問題 沒有解答

694
00:54:19,567 --> 00:54:25,200
但誰說 非要 有解答

695
00:54:26,267 --> 00:54:32,567
每個願望 都有 實現的方法

696
00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:37,667
心累了 何不 回家

697
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:45,634
那些 他們說我 不該擁有的事情呀

698
00:54:46,267 --> 00:54:49,633
是你想也沒多想

699
00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:52,566
帶我 找到了它

700
00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:58,766
那些 差一點點 就要墜落的我和夢想

701
00:54:58,767 --> 00:55:06,434
卻在你 眼神中 守護發亮

702
00:55:06,667 --> 00:55:11,767
純粹愛著 不管有多傻

703
00:55:20,334 --> 00:55:25,767
旅程 必定 有終點嗎

704
00:55:27,234 --> 00:55:32,300
有誰會跟我 一樣

705
00:55:33,801 --> 00:55:40,400
沒有 翅膀 能不能飛翔

706
00:55:40,634 --> 00:55:44,868
你會一直在 身邊嗎

707
00:55:47,367 --> 00:55:52,801
許多 失去 很難遺忘

708
00:55:54,267 --> 00:56:00,200
但誰說 非要 去遺忘

709
00:56:00,501 --> 00:56:07,467
其實 不是別人 讓世界複雜

710
00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:12,534
是我們 不敢 堅強

711
00:56:13,801 --> 00:56:20,867
那些 他們說我 不該擁有的事情呀

712
00:56:20,868 --> 00:56:24,433
是你想也沒多想

713
00:56:24,434 --> 00:56:27,399
帶我 找到了它

714
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:33,600
那些 差一點點 就要墜落的我和夢想

715
00:56:33,601 --> 00:56:40,901
卻在你 眼神中 守護發亮

716
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:47,734
純粹愛著 不管有多傻

717
00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:58,300
就像森林王子愛美人魚一樣啊

718
00:56:58,667 --> 00:57:02,667
我會保護妳 就算變成泡沫

719
00:57:04,767 --> 00:57:08,399
是你從來沒害怕

720
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,299
帶我 找到了它

721
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:17,533
那些 差一點點 就要熄滅的我和夢想

722
00:57:17,534 --> 00:57:25,467
只在你 眼神中 守護發亮

723
00:57:28,334 --> 00:57:33,300
這樣愛著 不管有多傻

724
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:43,567
純粹愛著 不管 有多傻

725
00:57:59,334 --> 00:58:01,300
原來被人家愛是這種感覺

726
00:58:06,767 --> 00:58:07,901
什麼啦？

727
00:58:09,601 --> 00:58:11,467
有沒有很快樂呀？

728
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,033
一點點

729
00:58:14,701 --> 00:58:16,601
那我有新目標了

730
00:58:16,968 --> 00:58:18,467
什麼目標？

731
00:58:18,734 --> 00:58:21,266
我要讓妳很快樂

732
00:58:21,267 --> 00:58:22,399
更快樂

733
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,267
非常快樂

734
00:58:27,501 --> 00:58:33,000
我女朋友笑了

735
00:58:39,434 --> 00:58:41,801
小心 摔倒會痛欸

736
00:58:42,234 --> 00:58:43,601
唉呀 反正我二十五歲

737
00:58:43,734 --> 00:58:45,334
就會自己去死一死啦

738
00:58:45,367 --> 00:58:46,901
蛤 為什麼？

739
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,734
妳還沒告訴我 到底為什麼

740
00:58:58,634 --> 00:58:59,434
因為

741
00:59:02,501 --> 00:59:04,300
活著到底要幹嘛啦？

742
00:59:05,434 --> 00:59:07,467
活著才看的到啊

743
00:59:08,033 --> 00:59:09,968
聽的到吃的到啊

744
00:59:16,067 --> 00:59:17,701
那是因為你不懂

745
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,968
死了超爽的好不好

746
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,700
我媽只要躺在那邊

747
00:59:22,701 --> 00:59:24,834
大魚大肉都是我準備去祭拜的

748
00:59:26,467 --> 00:59:28,400
死了之後就沒有我爸

749
00:59:28,901 --> 00:59:30,634
就沒有那些大爛咖

750
00:59:31,767 --> 00:59:33,367
早死早投胎

751
00:59:33,667 --> 00:59:35,534
下輩子我一定要當一個好人

752
00:59:35,868 --> 00:59:38,000
妳已經是好人啦

753
00:59:44,868 --> 00:59:46,267
你懂屁啊

754
00:59:46,634 --> 00:59:47,567
我懂

755
00:59:47,868 --> 00:59:49,300
我真的懂

756
00:59:49,567 --> 00:59:53,934
每一次不好都是因為待會就好了

757
00:59:54,601 --> 00:59:55,467
蛤？

758
00:59:55,701 --> 00:59:58,233
就像流氓沒有欺負我

759
00:59:58,234 --> 01:00:00,167
就不會遇到妳了

760
01:00:02,767 --> 01:00:04,299
再等一等

761
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:05,868
馬上就會好

762
01:00:06,734 --> 01:00:07,567
真的

763
01:00:07,568 --> 01:00:09,167
馬上就會好

764
01:00:12,467 --> 01:00:13,901
那我就再等一等囉

765
01:00:18,701 --> 01:00:21,200
馬上就會好囉

766
01:00:29,801 --> 01:00:31,634
前面幫我右轉靠邊停

767
01:00:43,734 --> 01:00:45,132
你要趕快回家知道嗎？

768
01:00:45,133 --> 01:00:45,734
好

769
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,533
我有說你可以親我嗎？

770
01:00:54,534 --> 01:00:55,434
沒有

771
01:00:56,501 --> 01:00:58,601
看我怎麼報仇

772
01:01:01,501 --> 01:01:02,467
掰掰

773
01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:07,634
糟了

774
01:01:08,734 --> 01:01:09,634
快開車

775
01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:11,234
別跑

776
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:12,701
別跑

777
01:01:17,267 --> 01:01:19,399
哇 小姐 妳到底是得罪誰啊？

778
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,733
啊災 快開啦

779
01:01:20,734 --> 01:01:21,734
停車

780
01:01:23,033 --> 01:01:24,400
屌啦

781
01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:28,867
計程車錢也不給人家

782
01:01:28,868 --> 01:01:30,267
太扯了啦

783
01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:33,868
好啦 先這樣啦

784
01:01:37,567 --> 01:01:39,801
以後記得叫我

785
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:42,834
欸

786
01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:45,300
叫你朋友小心一點

787
01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:47,767
他叫的那個好像有病

788
01:01:48,367 --> 01:01:49,100
誰？

789
01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:53,334
小爛啊 就陪你朋友那個

790
01:01:53,801 --> 01:01:56,601
她 好像有愛滋喔

791
01:01:58,567 --> 01:02:00,667
不過 她也沒辦法啦

792
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:02,701
誰叫她老爸那麼愛錢

793
01:02:03,434 --> 01:02:05,300
不過有帶套應該OK吧

794
01:02:07,367 --> 01:02:10,400
反正叫你朋友以後找我

795
01:02:10,868 --> 01:02:13,734
我很安全 有報告書喔

796
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:32,901
媽那個禮拜...

797
01:02:32,902 --> 01:02:34,868
在你還沒有改變態度之前

798
01:02:35,267 --> 01:02:38,466
我不想再提這件事情好嗎 謝謝

799
01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:40,733
可是禮拜四就已經跟妍妍他們家人

800
01:02:40,734 --> 01:02:41,801
媽媽早

801
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,534
爸爸上班了

802
01:02:43,734 --> 01:02:45,267
襄碩早啊

803
01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:46,734
早

804
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,099
她是我女朋友小藍

805
01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:57,234
漂亮吧

806
01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,167
早安

807
01:03:11,701 --> 01:03:13,767
她為什麼會在我們家？

808
01:03:16,868 --> 01:03:18,267
你在計畫什麼呀？

809
01:03:19,734 --> 01:03:22,267
你到底要撈多少你才滿意？

810
01:03:22,934 --> 01:03:24,533
誰在妳家啦 到底？

811
01:03:24,534 --> 01:03:25,834
那個妓女

812
01:03:27,534 --> 01:03:30,467
我告訴你 你不要以為我不敢去報警

813
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,766
凡事適可而止

814
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,566
不要太過分 我告訴你

815
01:03:34,567 --> 01:03:35,400
給你

816
01:03:35,901 --> 01:03:36,834
給你

817
01:03:38,467 --> 01:03:39,566
那個...

818
01:03:39,567 --> 01:03:40,934
還有什麼呀？

819
01:03:41,767 --> 01:03:43,334
有一件事情

820
01:03:44,434 --> 01:03:46,167
我想還是要讓妳知道啦

821
01:03:46,567 --> 01:03:47,467
說

822
01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:51,534
她好像有愛滋啦

823
01:04:00,701 --> 01:04:01,601
妳

824
01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:04,501
一點

825
01:04:04,502 --> 01:04:06,366
都不像美人魚

826
01:04:06,367 --> 01:04:07,434
妳有腳

827
01:04:09,934 --> 01:04:14,000
那是因為我是一隻有腳的美人魚

828
01:04:14,501 --> 01:04:16,501
可是我是艾莎公主

829
01:04:17,934 --> 01:04:19,766
那我們的艾莎公主

830
01:04:19,767 --> 01:04:22,634
妳今天想要擦什麼顏色的口紅呢？

831
01:04:24,234 --> 01:04:26,166
妳要這個顏色？

832
01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,399
還是這個顏色？

833
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,267
哪一個？

834
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:31,601
選一個

835
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,199
這個嗎 好

836
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,501
那我幫妳擦好不好？

837
01:04:37,434 --> 01:04:39,834
老蔣 我女朋友好漂亮吧

838
01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:42,734
欸

839
01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:45,366
那你以後做的饅頭

840
01:04:45,367 --> 01:04:47,367
也會像她一樣那麼漂亮嗎

841
01:04:47,667 --> 01:04:50,734
開玩笑 你忘了襄維有一套喔

842
01:04:53,334 --> 01:04:56,300
說真的啦 你回來上班以後啊

843
01:04:56,667 --> 01:04:58,467
我輕鬆很多耶

844
01:04:59,501 --> 01:05:01,167
好啦 趕快退休啦

845
01:05:01,634 --> 01:05:06,634
退休咧 你要先學出師 退休

846
01:05:11,934 --> 01:05:13,600
哥哥還沒開

847
01:05:13,601 --> 01:05:15,434
哥哥還沒有開

848
01:05:17,767 --> 01:05:21,400
美人魚 我的可夫來了

849
01:05:25,667 --> 01:05:26,334
過來

850
01:05:26,335 --> 01:05:27,433
欸 你幹嘛

851
01:05:27,434 --> 01:05:29,299
-過來 -放手啦

852
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:30,434
你幹嘛

853
01:05:31,567 --> 01:05:32,767
放開我

854
01:05:33,434 --> 01:05:35,399
你放手 很痛欸

855
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,433
放開我

856
01:05:36,434 --> 01:05:38,433
可夫幹嘛這樣 她是美人魚欸

857
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:39,533
什麼美人魚啊

858
01:05:39,534 --> 01:05:40,666
她有病 會傳染的

859
01:05:40,667 --> 01:05:41,701
離她遠一點

860
01:05:41,934 --> 01:05:42,834
我一生出來就有病

861
01:05:42,834 --> 01:05:43,734
我才不怕病咧

862
01:05:43,734 --> 01:05:44,734
放開她

863
01:05:51,267 --> 01:05:52,466
美人魚

864
01:05:52,467 --> 01:05:53,868
壞人你為什麼要打人？

865
01:05:54,801 --> 01:05:56,166
搞不清楚誰是好人誰是壞人啊

866
01:05:56,167 --> 01:05:56,868
你就是壞人

867
01:05:56,868 --> 01:05:57,667
幹什麼？

868
01:05:58,100 --> 01:05:59,666
老蔣 他是壞人

869
01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:00,534
玲玲

870
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,834
好了 龍龍你把她帶到旁邊去

871
01:06:04,334 --> 01:06:05,868
終於來一個正常人啦

872
01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:08,968
請問你有什麼事嗎？

873
01:06:09,501 --> 01:06:11,300
把這髒女人帶走啦 幹什麼

874
01:06:13,901 --> 01:06:15,501
她是襄維的朋友

875
01:06:16,801 --> 01:06:18,234
什麼朋友啦

876
01:06:18,901 --> 01:06:20,367
她有病你知道嗎？

877
01:06:20,567 --> 01:06:22,834
會傳染的 愛滋啦

878
01:06:23,334 --> 01:06:24,667
你才有愛滋啦

879
01:06:25,467 --> 01:06:26,534
妳不是...

880
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:27,434
欸 小維

881
01:06:27,534 --> 01:06:28,434
小維不要

882
01:06:50,601 --> 01:06:58,466
對不起...

883
01:06:58,467 --> 01:07:00,868
康襄維

884
01:07:29,801 --> 01:07:32,901
太太 對不起 我沒有注意到妳

885
01:07:33,901 --> 01:07:35,534
菜都準備好了嗎？

886
01:07:36,634 --> 01:07:38,501
有 都買好了

887
01:07:39,234 --> 01:07:40,501
我去準備

888
01:07:59,267 --> 01:08:00,167
媽

889
01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:02,300
妍妍說他們出發了

890
01:08:02,501 --> 01:08:03,534
嗯 好

891
01:08:11,868 --> 01:08:13,033
襄維呢？

892
01:08:14,701 --> 01:08:15,934
我想你說的對

893
01:08:16,601 --> 01:08:19,501
不能因為襄維影響你的幸福

894
01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:25,667
我已經把他留在協會了

895
01:08:29,667 --> 01:08:32,633
老師 我的美人魚呢？

896
01:08:32,634 --> 01:08:35,466
好啦 我知道啦 你早點睡覺

897
01:08:35,467 --> 01:08:36,200
明天早上起床

898
01:08:36,234 --> 01:08:37,701
再帶你去看美人魚好不好？

899
01:08:38,534 --> 01:08:39,667
早點睡喔

900
01:08:40,567 --> 01:08:45,934
我要回家

901
01:08:49,801 --> 01:08:53,467
我要回家

902
01:09:17,434 --> 01:09:19,533
阿姨 我們是有在想啦

903
01:09:19,534 --> 01:09:22,901
這一趟回LA我們就先辦一個小酒會

904
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,633
今天的菜還合妳的胃口嗎？

905
01:09:25,634 --> 01:09:26,400
嗯

906
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,367
還行喔

907
01:09:27,634 --> 01:09:28,534
喝點茶

908
01:09:28,535 --> 01:09:29,999
我保證我會離他遠遠的

909
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,234
但拜託妳不要這樣對他

910
01:09:33,767 --> 01:09:35,399
誰允許妳進來的？

911
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,601
他是妳兒子欸

912
01:09:37,367 --> 01:09:38,433
妳這樣跟我爸那種人渣

913
01:09:38,434 --> 01:09:39,667
有什麼兩樣啊

914
01:09:40,234 --> 01:09:42,500
把我騙去賣 只會跟我要錢

915
01:09:42,501 --> 01:09:43,999
Linda轟她出去

916
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:44,934
小姐 請妳出去

917
01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:45,999
我以為有錢人都會不一樣

918
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
沒想到你們都是一個樣子

919
01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:51,299
我爸是頭殼壞掉才會變成這樣

920
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:52,734
所以妳比他更爛

921
01:09:58,234 --> 01:10:00,300
對不起 不好意思

922
01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:20,300
不好意思

923
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:38,601
什麼都別管了

924
01:10:38,602 --> 01:10:40,834
管好你自己的幸福就行了

925
01:10:45,133 --> 01:10:47,334
那不代表我不希望襄維幸福啊

926
01:10:48,767 --> 01:10:51,334
媽 妳最了解他的

927
01:10:51,868 --> 01:10:53,367
這樣他很痛苦欸

928
01:10:56,534 --> 01:10:58,234
我不痛苦嗎？

929
01:10:59,767 --> 01:11:01,534
我是為了他好

930
01:11:02,801 --> 01:11:05,366
我所做的一切一切的一切

931
01:11:05,367 --> 01:11:07,633
我通通都是為了他好

932
01:11:07,634 --> 01:11:09,233
你們是瞎了嗎？

933
01:11:09,234 --> 01:11:09,934
為什麼你們沒有

934
01:11:09,935 --> 01:11:12,234
一個人能夠看得出來呢

935
01:11:14,234 --> 01:11:15,766
襄維他只是交了一個

936
01:11:15,767 --> 01:11:17,601
妳不認同的朋友

937
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,233
就算妳不希望他們當朋友好了

938
01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:21,833
也一定有其他的方法

939
01:11:21,834 --> 01:11:23,833
可以讓他不要這麼痛苦嘛

940
01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:25,334
你是不是傻了呀？

941
01:11:26,334 --> 01:11:27,100
那個女的

942
01:11:27,101 --> 01:11:29,500
根本就是跟可夫串通好的

943
01:11:29,501 --> 01:11:31,633
就算 他們沒有串通好

944
01:11:31,634 --> 01:11:33,534
也都是為了錢啊

945
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,167
他們為了錢他們

946
01:11:35,168 --> 01:11:37,233
一輩子都不會放棄你哥哥的

947
01:11:37,234 --> 01:11:38,200
媽

948
01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:41,300
他們也有可能是真的喜歡襄維嘛

949
01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:43,133
鬼才相信

950
01:11:43,534 --> 01:11:45,334
為什麼不肯相信咧？

951
01:11:53,734 --> 01:11:54,667
你

952
01:11:56,634 --> 01:11:57,501
你爸

953
01:11:59,067 --> 01:12:01,266
你們都能夠為了你們的人生

954
01:12:01,267 --> 01:12:03,801
這麼自私的對待康襄維

955
01:12:04,267 --> 01:12:06,700
你 讓我怎麼能夠隨隨便便

956
01:12:06,701 --> 01:12:08,901
相信外面不三不四的人呢？

957
01:12:21,767 --> 01:12:23,200
他剛剛好像走過去了耶

958
01:12:38,801 --> 01:12:40,434
我是康襄維的弟弟

959
01:12:42,667 --> 01:12:44,667
媽勒 你們家到底在幹嘛啦？

960
01:12:49,267 --> 01:12:50,767
請幫我哥最後一個忙

961
01:12:57,701 --> 01:13:00,667
幫他把故事走到最後吧

962
01:13:10,567 --> 01:13:12,333
還有些同學在看電視

963
01:13:12,334 --> 01:13:13,533
你記得看到弟弟的時候

964
01:13:13,534 --> 01:13:15,634
要安靜一點 不要吵鬧

965
01:13:17,968 --> 01:13:19,501
康襄碩

966
01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:23,366
康襄碩我要出去 我要出去

967
01:13:23,367 --> 01:13:24,666
康襄維 你很想出去對不對？

968
01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:26,566
我要去找美人魚

969
01:13:26,567 --> 01:13:29,666
好好好 我們去找美人魚

970
01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:32,700
找美人魚...

971
01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:33,534
我們去找美人魚

972
01:13:33,535 --> 01:13:35,933
但是你要冷靜 你要安靜的聽我說啊

973
01:13:35,934 --> 01:13:37,901
冷靜...

974
01:13:38,567 --> 01:13:39,567
冷靜了嗎？

975
01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:40,434
好了

976
01:13:40,901 --> 01:13:42,868
下來了 好

977
01:13:47,434 --> 01:13:49,567
協會的路都很熟齁...

978
01:13:53,267 --> 01:13:54,334
康襄維

979
01:13:54,634 --> 01:13:55,700
要出去的話

980
01:13:55,701 --> 01:13:57,666
就要聽看護老師的話啊

981
01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,366
這樣就會快點好起來

982
01:13:59,367 --> 01:14:00,567
才可以出去啊

983
01:14:00,767 --> 01:14:01,400
是

984
01:14:02,367 --> 01:14:03,667
你最聽我的話了

985
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,801
到時候我們就會開車來接你了

986
01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:11,334
好喔

987
01:14:13,801 --> 01:14:15,901
我想帶我哥去曬曬太陽可以嗎？

988
01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:18,766
他有點不太穩定 所以...

989
01:14:18,767 --> 01:14:21,199
你放心 我已經跟他溝通好了

990
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,800
不會有問題的 對不對？

991
01:14:22,801 --> 01:14:23,567
對

992
01:14:25,334 --> 01:14:28,234
康襄維 記不記得我剛才說什麼

993
01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:32,933
一直跑一直跑 一直跑到大門口

994
01:14:32,934 --> 01:14:33,801
酷

995
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,834
康襄碩我愛你

996
01:14:36,367 --> 01:14:37,400
我也愛你

997
01:14:41,701 --> 01:14:42,667
陳先生

998
01:14:51,334 --> 01:14:52,300
康襄維快跑

999
01:14:52,301 --> 01:14:54,868
欸 襄維 襄維回來

1000
01:14:55,467 --> 01:14:56,467
康先生你不要這樣

1001
01:14:56,468 --> 01:14:58,634
康先生

1002
01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:06,334
康襄碩 我愛你

1003
01:15:40,534 --> 01:15:41,701
謝謝老爸

1004
01:15:43,901 --> 01:15:44,901
是我啦

1005
01:15:48,734 --> 01:15:49,667
你幹嘛？

1006
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:51,267
你要跳車啊？

1007
01:15:52,901 --> 01:15:54,601
你不去找美人魚了嗎？

1008
01:15:58,667 --> 01:15:59,801
關車門

1009
01:16:10,501 --> 01:16:12,933
中部地區警方昨晚接獲民眾報案

1010
01:16:12,934 --> 01:16:16,433
表示附近一處民宅在舉辦所謂的轟趴

1011
01:16:16,434 --> 01:16:17,267
吃啊

1012
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,300
我不想跟壞人說話

1013
01:16:20,734 --> 01:16:22,667
哼 隨便你啦

1014
01:16:22,968 --> 01:16:23,734
你以為我想跟

1015
01:16:23,735 --> 01:16:25,667
把我打成這樣的白癡講話喔

1016
01:16:30,334 --> 01:16:31,334
會痛嗎？

1017
01:16:33,334 --> 01:16:34,367
你說咧？

1018
01:16:35,534 --> 01:16:38,567
太好了 誰叫你欺負美人魚

1019
01:16:40,634 --> 01:16:42,901
搞什麼 還不是為了你這個白癡

1020
01:16:47,501 --> 01:16:49,767
你現在完全不像可夫咧

1021
01:16:51,667 --> 01:16:54,033
-今天下午台北發生一起擄人綁架案
-還笑你知不知道...

1022
01:16:54,267 --> 01:16:57,266
現年38歲的知名插畫家可夫

1023
01:16:57,267 --> 01:16:58,733
本名叫劉自雄

1024
01:16:58,734 --> 01:17:00,466
在光天化日之下

1025
01:17:00,467 --> 01:17:03,099
從喜娃基金會庇護院區

1026
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:07,299
強行擄走患有唐氏症的康姓院童

1027
01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:09,867
-康姓院童的母親心急如焚 -走

1028
01:17:09,868 --> 01:17:11,800
-請民眾提供線索 -欸

1029
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:15,667
嫌犯駕駛的車輛車號為BCO-9453

1030
01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:41,666
我到底做錯什麼？

1031
01:17:41,667 --> 01:17:42,934
我做錯什麼

1032
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,501
認識你之後一直倒霉到現在

1033
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,566
車子沒油 身上又沒錢

1034
01:17:49,567 --> 01:17:51,200
現在又變通緝犯

1035
01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:55,334
你這樣大吼大叫會浪費體力欸

1036
01:17:58,567 --> 01:17:59,701
還要你教我喔

1037
01:18:03,534 --> 01:18:05,600
好啦 你別氣啦

1038
01:18:05,601 --> 01:18:08,734
因為壞事後面都是好事啦

1039
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:10,400
好你個頭啦

1040
01:18:31,634 --> 01:18:33,634
憑什麼你那麼好睡啊？

1041
01:18:51,868 --> 01:18:53,601
森林王子和美人魚

1042
01:18:53,734 --> 01:18:56,000
是世界上最偉大的書

1043
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,300
你不可以不相信耶

1044
01:19:08,601 --> 01:19:11,434
你到底什麼時候才要把它畫出來？

1045
01:19:12,767 --> 01:19:16,567
有一天 它會是世界上最屌的繪本

1046
01:19:17,667 --> 01:19:18,534
好喔

1047
01:19:18,734 --> 01:19:19,601
等你

1048
01:19:39,968 --> 01:19:42,567
涼麵看起來好好吃噢

1049
01:19:43,634 --> 01:19:45,968
雞排看起來好香唷

1050
01:19:46,834 --> 01:19:48,833
看飽沒 看飽走了

1051
01:19:48,834 --> 01:19:50,300
你不吃喔？

1052
01:19:51,767 --> 01:19:53,234
沒錢你要吃屎噢

1053
01:19:53,467 --> 01:19:54,701
我有錢呀

1054
01:19:55,501 --> 01:19:56,267
蛤？

1055
01:19:58,434 --> 01:20:00,133
應該是康襄碩放的吧

1056
01:20:01,634 --> 01:20:02,667
什麼

1057
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:05,868
那我為什麼要睡路邊？

1058
01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:08,167
為什麼要喝池塘的水？

1059
01:20:08,801 --> 01:20:10,667
為什麼要走到腳起水泡？

1060
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,533
你幹嘛不早講啊？

1061
01:20:12,534 --> 01:20:14,533
因為你口渴啊

1062
01:20:14,534 --> 01:20:16,567
因為你說你很累啊

1063
01:20:16,834 --> 01:20:20,633
因為你怕別人會認出你是犯人啊

1064
01:20:20,634 --> 01:20:22,467
因為你沒有問我啊

1065
01:20:27,601 --> 01:20:28,700
欸 你有沒有走對啊？

1066
01:20:28,701 --> 01:20:29,601
噓

1067
01:20:30,133 --> 01:20:31,333
噓個屁啊

1068
01:20:31,334 --> 01:20:32,467
你沒有聞到唷？

1069
01:20:32,767 --> 01:20:33,767
你放屁啊？

1070
01:20:33,768 --> 01:20:36,200
不是 是海的味道

1071
01:20:36,634 --> 01:20:37,400
蛤？

1072
01:20:48,567 --> 01:20:49,300
欸

1073
01:20:51,234 --> 01:20:53,100
跑那麼快幹嘛 等我

1074
01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:13,934
小白我好想你喔

1075
01:21:14,801 --> 01:21:19,200
欸 你們很慢耶 我在這裡等超久的

1076
01:21:19,367 --> 01:21:20,534
美人魚

1077
01:21:23,267 --> 01:21:27,200
對不起我遲到了...

1078
01:21:27,467 --> 01:21:29,734
肚子餓不餓 拿東西給妳吃

1079
01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:37,800
對不起我錯了 對不起...

1080
01:21:37,801 --> 01:21:38,867
好啦 算了

1081
01:21:38,868 --> 01:21:39,767
對不起

1082
01:21:39,767 --> 01:21:40,767
算了啦

1083
01:21:41,667 --> 01:21:42,733
你還買了什麼？

1084
01:21:42,734 --> 01:21:43,801
還有餅乾

1085
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:45,433
吃點糖嗎？

1086
01:21:45,434 --> 01:21:46,400
可以呀

1087
01:21:46,701 --> 01:21:48,566
-我幫妳放那裡 -謝謝

1088
01:21:48,567 --> 01:21:49,867
這裡 欸欸 等一下

1089
01:21:49,868 --> 01:21:52,167
等一下啦 還不行

1090
01:21:52,601 --> 01:21:54,166
不可以唷小白

1091
01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:57,434
你很急欸 你是不是很想吃？

1092
01:22:11,367 --> 01:22:12,367
舒服嗎？

1093
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,367
舒服啊

1094
01:22:14,567 --> 01:22:15,734
愉不愉快呀？

1095
01:22:16,534 --> 01:22:17,801
很愉快

1096
01:22:19,234 --> 01:22:21,567
森林王子敬不敬業？

1097
01:22:25,534 --> 01:22:26,434
敬業

1098
01:22:26,701 --> 01:22:27,734
幹嘛笑我？

1099
01:22:28,434 --> 01:22:29,766
笑你敬業啊

1100
01:22:29,767 --> 01:22:30,601
噢

1101
01:22:32,434 --> 01:22:34,633
好 沒事 睡覺好不好？

1102
01:22:34,634 --> 01:22:35,634
睡覺囉

1103
01:22:37,567 --> 01:22:38,467
這麼快？

1104
01:23:17,334 --> 01:23:18,334
聽你在屁啦

1105
01:23:18,335 --> 01:23:19,634
什麼有錢最大？

1106
01:23:25,534 --> 01:23:27,567
妳看過妳的故事書嗎？

1107
01:23:29,234 --> 01:23:30,800
還要陪唸故事書

1108
01:23:30,801 --> 01:23:31,734
你是幾歲啊？

1109
01:23:31,735 --> 01:23:32,934
二十七了

1110
01:23:36,634 --> 01:23:39,834
從前的從前的有個森林國

1111
01:23:40,567 --> 01:23:43,366
皇后產下了王子受到了詛咒

1112
01:23:43,367 --> 01:23:46,801
必須遠離海洋 否則將化成泡沫

1113
01:23:47,434 --> 01:23:48,334
有天

1114
01:23:48,335 --> 01:23:51,701
外國使節帶了一隻美人魚獻給皇后

1115
01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:54,233
王子第一次見到美人魚

1116
01:23:54,234 --> 01:23:55,701
覺得驚艷不已

1117
01:23:56,601 --> 01:23:58,199
但皇后吩咐御廚

1118
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,334
要把美人魚烹煮成美味佳餚

1119
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:02,968
善良的森林王子

1120
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,667
不忍聽見美人魚夜夜的哭泣聲

1121
01:24:06,334 --> 01:24:07,967
決定幫助她

1122
01:24:07,968 --> 01:24:09,267
在王子的哀求下

1123
01:24:10,067 --> 01:24:11,901
皇后雖然放棄人魚大餐

1124
01:24:12,434 --> 01:24:13,501
但卻要美人魚

1125
01:24:13,634 --> 01:24:16,734
每個月提供深海珍寶作為交換

1126
01:24:17,767 --> 01:24:19,734
於是 美人魚就被套上了

1127
01:24:19,868 --> 01:24:21,868
長長的鎖鍊放回大海

1128
01:24:23,234 --> 01:24:26,833
森林王子沿著長長的鎖鍊來到海邊

1129
01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:28,601
第一次見到壯闊的大海

1130
01:24:28,934 --> 01:24:30,667
震撼了森林王子

1131
01:24:31,534 --> 01:24:33,766
他從日出等到日落

1132
01:24:33,767 --> 01:24:36,166
突然 鐵鍊抽動了

1133
01:24:36,167 --> 01:24:37,667
美人魚回來了

1134
01:24:38,267 --> 01:24:38,934
從此

1135
01:24:38,935 --> 01:24:40,100
美人魚回來的那天

1136
01:24:40,434 --> 01:24:42,133
就是王子最開心的日子

1137
01:24:43,634 --> 01:24:47,199
而這件事情被父親龍王發現了

1138
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,766
王子一接近海邊

1139
01:24:48,767 --> 01:24:51,533
螃蟹將軍就把他拖進海裡

1140
01:24:51,534 --> 01:24:54,800
不好了 森林王子快要變成泡沫了

1141
01:24:54,801 --> 01:24:56,433
這時候美人魚出現了

1142
01:24:56,434 --> 01:24:59,734
她緊緊抓住王子 把王子救回岸上

1143
01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:02,333
雖然王子沒事了

1144
01:25:02,334 --> 01:25:03,633
但皇后決定

1145
01:25:03,634 --> 01:25:05,701
這次一定要吃掉美人魚

1146
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:07,533
王子一知道後

1147
01:25:07,534 --> 01:25:08,933
馬上趁著深夜

1148
01:25:08,934 --> 01:25:10,533
偷走水牢的鑰匙

1149
01:25:10,534 --> 01:25:11,968
救出美人魚

1150
01:25:12,501 --> 01:25:15,867
他緊緊抱著她一直跑一直跑一直跑

1151
01:25:15,868 --> 01:25:17,501
跑到了海邊

1152
01:25:18,968 --> 01:25:22,300
美人魚 我只能送妳到這裡了

1153
01:25:22,501 --> 01:25:24,701
王子不捨地鬆開了手

1154
01:25:24,934 --> 01:25:26,199
從此以後

1155
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:28,399
每當森林王子思念美人魚

1156
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,233
他就會來到海邊

1157
01:25:30,234 --> 01:25:33,467
回憶他們相處的快樂時光

1158
01:25:36,868 --> 01:25:38,734
這就是結局啊

1159
01:25:39,701 --> 01:25:41,200
屁啦

1160
01:25:41,601 --> 01:25:43,733
結局就是要幸福的在一起

1161
01:25:43,734 --> 01:25:45,167
才叫結局

1162
01:25:45,334 --> 01:25:46,900
他們很幸福啊

1163
01:25:46,901 --> 01:25:49,601
因為他愛她 她也愛他啊

1164
01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:52,733
可是他們沒有在一起啊

1165
01:25:52,734 --> 01:25:53,900
有啊

1166
01:25:53,901 --> 01:25:55,733
他會永遠想念她

1167
01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:57,633
她也會想念他

1168
01:25:57,634 --> 01:26:01,567
他們的心永遠在一起啊

1169
01:26:04,434 --> 01:26:05,701
有道理

1170
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,501
在這裡啦

1171
01:26:30,868 --> 01:26:32,567
妳怎麼在這裡？

1172
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,434
欸 不要過來

1173
01:26:35,934 --> 01:26:37,868
你忘記你是森林王子囉

1174
01:26:39,467 --> 01:26:44,234
對噢 我忘記了 那妳快點過來呀

1175
01:26:47,167 --> 01:26:48,734
我要回家了啦

1176
01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:54,167
你要記得喔

1177
01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:56,868
我會永遠想念你

1178
01:26:57,701 --> 01:26:59,868
你也要永遠想念我

1179
01:27:01,167 --> 01:27:04,334
所以我們兩個的心是在一起的

1180
01:27:04,567 --> 01:27:05,667
對不對？

1181
01:27:06,868 --> 01:27:07,968
對

1182
01:27:12,767 --> 01:27:14,400
你辦到了欸

1183
01:27:14,868 --> 01:27:19,566
我好快樂噢 非常非常的快樂

1184
01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:21,567
快樂到要爆炸了

1185
01:27:32,701 --> 01:27:33,701
謝謝你

1186
01:27:33,702 --> 01:27:35,534
不客氣

1187
01:27:41,868 --> 01:27:43,567
掰掰

1188
01:28:10,767 --> 01:28:12,567
親愛的森林王子

1189
01:28:12,968 --> 01:28:14,434
謝謝你喔

1190
01:28:14,968 --> 01:28:16,566
我以前的十八年

1191
01:28:16,567 --> 01:28:18,501
從來都沒有這麼快樂過

1192
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:20,734
謝謝你等到了我

1193
01:28:21,567 --> 01:28:23,032
從現在開始

1194
01:28:23,033 --> 01:28:25,267
我要做一隻快樂的美人魚

1195
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:27,767
超過二十五歲的美人魚

1196
01:28:28,434 --> 01:28:29,934
因為我會一直記得

1197
01:28:30,501 --> 01:28:33,534
壞的後面就是好

1198
01:28:45,267 --> 01:28:47,233
可夫 你知道

1199
01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:49,600
森林王子和美人魚的故事

1200
01:28:49,601 --> 01:28:51,267
在說什麼嗎？

1201
01:28:54,901 --> 01:28:56,200
說什麼？

1202
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,333
就算不能在一起

1203
01:29:01,334 --> 01:29:03,467
我還是會愛著你

1204
01:29:45,734 --> 01:29:48,267
那要不要我偶爾也下個廚啊？

1205
01:29:58,601 --> 01:29:59,300
我就問他

1206
01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:00,200
我說

1207
01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:03,501
那你為什麼要舉手呢？

1208
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,200
他說

1209
01:30:09,667 --> 01:30:11,334
因為我看見

1210
01:30:11,934 --> 01:30:13,501
媽媽在哭

1211
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,467
所以我想永遠陪媽媽

1212
01:30:18,634 --> 01:30:22,534
就算是生病 也沒有關係

1213
01:30:26,367 --> 01:30:29,767
所以 我們是被選上的

1214
01:30:31,434 --> 01:30:34,801
我們是被天使選上的

1215
01:30:36,434 --> 01:30:38,234
我因為有了他

1216
01:30:38,734 --> 01:30:42,267
我的生命也變得更加的特別了

1217
01:30:43,767 --> 01:30:45,333
現在就讓我們掌聲

1218
01:30:45,334 --> 01:30:49,167
-來歡迎我的天使上台好嗎？ -好

1219
01:30:50,701 --> 01:30:52,067
跟大家說

1220
01:30:53,100 --> 01:30:55,667
大家好 我叫康襄維

1221
01:30:57,234 --> 01:30:59,200
你去哪裡 你不要走