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I'm not your average guy.

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What I'm putting on isn't makeup.

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It's a mask.

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Because my job requires it.

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Hi, everyone, I'm Master Sammy.

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It's now time for the most
popular beauty segment.

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We've invited legendary
makeup artist Master Sammy.

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Let's see what he's got this time.

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Today, I'll show you

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how to do your makeup
for work in three minutes.

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Three minutes, really?

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Yes, it's the same amount of time
to cook instant noodles.

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Makeup in three minutes?

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That's amazing!

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Let's welcome our model,

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Kiki.

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Hello, everyone.

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Let's get started.

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We first need to apply some
essential serum before the makeup.

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Put a few drops
in the middle of your palm.

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Apply it evenly over your face,

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massaging it for half an hour.

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Then we can--

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Master Sammy,

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you just said it'd take three minutes.

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Now you're saying 30.

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How long does it really take?

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Makeup takes three minutes.

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The massage beforehand takes half an hour.

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Altogether, it'll be 90 minutes.

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Excuse me, as time is of the essence,

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could we speed things up?

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Let's start...

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with a forehead massage.

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Apply the essential serum on your forehead

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in upward strokes...

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and then downward strokes.

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When you reach your cheeks,

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push upwards to give it some lift,

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so that it'll firm up
and become sharper and slimmer.

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Now...

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massage along the lymph glands,

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then move along the décolletage
and to the chest.

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Kiki...

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Why does your breathing sound so strange?

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Sorry, Master Sammy.

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My nose is stuffed,

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so I have to breathe with my mouth.

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That's about it for the massage.

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Master Sammy, please apply makeup now.

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Sure.

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Okay,

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what do we do after the lips?

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Right, the brows.

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But remember, the thing about brows...

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is never to draw them
from the inner corner.

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Start in the middle.

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Then slowly sketch out your arch.

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And use an eyebrow brush...

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to spread it out evenly.

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YINCHUAN

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Mobile phone are not allowed
in the oil fields.

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Please be safe.

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We'll be aware.

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Let's go to the exhibition hall now.

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Very well.

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I've bought everything we need.

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And everything we don't.

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What time is it?

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I need to call my baby.

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The technology used in our oil fields...

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Hello.

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Why didn't you answer my call earlier?

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You can't use mobile phones
in the oil fields.

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What's the matter?

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Guess who I'm with?

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Guess what we had for lunch?

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Guess whether I missed you?

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I'm very busy.

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Tell me you love me, quick, tell me!

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I love you, love you, love you!

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Ridiculous!

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Mr. Chan...

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Did you just hang up on your lover?

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We're having a business meeting here.

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Then you'll have to wait.

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Hello.

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Clerk Chan, you hung up on me!

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How dare you!

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She hung up on me!

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Mr. Chan, hasn't that
happened to you before?

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I also hung up

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on my wife once.

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I had to spend 5 million

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on a diamond necklace
before she would stop hassling me.

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Why didn't you tell me earlier?

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How about this...

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Buy your lover a toy.

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The bigger, the more expensive,
the better.

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A big toy?

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Boss.

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Where is Miss?

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Miss? She's over there
brewing in her anger.

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Dream.

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What slimming exercises
did you learn today?

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The program on TV was teaching this.

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I'll show you.

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One, two, three, four.

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Straight back, slim ankles.

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Any good?

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I measured.

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I'm already one inch slimmer.

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Let's see if you've got a muffin top.

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How does that concern you?

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All right!

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This is for you!

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Silly you!

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You've bought so many cosmetics.

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You must've spent a few thousand.

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More than a few thousand.
I bought an entire company.

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It's a Chinese brand.

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From now on,

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you're the boss of this company.

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Why did you do that?

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I'm busy and don't have
enough time for you.

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And I know you like makeup...

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So, I bought you this big toy.

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No...

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I mean, this company
is especially for you,

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so that you'll have something to do.

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Thank you! Baby!

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You're crushing my belly!

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I can't breathe.

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But I only use cosmetics.

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I don't know how to run a company.

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Silly.

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I have an oil company,

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but do I extract it myself?

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If you can't manage, go find someone.

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And you'll just have to
manage that person.

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If you suddenly find
that you can't button up

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the dress you need to wear,
what do you do?

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Master Sammy knows!

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One by one, no hurry.

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Have you tried out my techniques?

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Thank you, Sammy.

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Miss, what is this?

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A contract.

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A contract?

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Are you for real?

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Yes, of course.

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You see, I've just bought
a cosmetics company.

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And I want to hire you as our CEO.

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Miss, I'm already fully occupied.

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I need to host TV shows and teach.

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That's all right.

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You've signed the contract.
If you don't work...

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I'll get a lawyer to sue you.

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This is highway robbery!

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You're wasting my time.

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Ten million a year. In cash. All yours!

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Ten million?

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Are you still considering?

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Dream, let's go!

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Go!

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-Wait!
-Money, you are so evil.

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Did you just break up?

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He said I'm ugly.
He doesn't love me anymore.

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You just can't see your beauty.

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Liar. I'm not beautiful at all.

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You just haven't discovered your beauty.

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Who cares if he doesn't love you?

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The important thing is to love yourself.

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But I'm really not beautiful at all.

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If you don't mind, give me a few minutes.

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I'll prove how beautiful you really are.

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Your eyes and eyebrows

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naturally form the golden ratio.

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Only two percent of women
in the world have that.

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Can you hear your beauty
crying for attention?

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So pretty.

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I guarantee all living creatures

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will skip a heartbeat when they see you.

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Thank you.

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Confidence!

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Thank you!

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Goodbye, beautiful!

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You did her makeup?

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Women will do anything for beauty.

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And no woman thinks they're truly ugly.

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I'm Arnold Cheng,

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an average cosmetician and salesperson.

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I have a good understanding
of most women, except one...

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Hello!

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How are you?

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Would you be writing a story

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about flight attendants?

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You got me again.

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I'm just messing around.

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The publisher said
flight attendant stories

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are selling well recently.

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My next story will be about

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a flight attendant and a flight captain...

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entwined in a romance
that endures life and death.

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Now I need the feeling
of being a flight attendant.

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I'm going to the airport
to get to know a flight captain.

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Maybe two.

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And start dating them.

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Captain, please.

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Where are we above now?

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Wherever you want to be.

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Don't we have to transit?

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We can't possibly ignore
the control tower.

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Because of you

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my life has reached a point of transit.

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From now on...

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what you control
are my emotions and my life.

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My life and entire airplane

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are in your hands now.

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Isn't that irresponsible?

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It's because you're
my responsibility now...

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I'm willing to be
irresponsible to everyone else.

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You can't be like that.

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What's happening?

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Nothing much, we're just about to crash.

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Seriously?

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Romance that endures life and death?

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I don't want life and death!

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Save me!

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You've arrived.

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I'm here to redeem my free gift.

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This coupon...

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is overdue.

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But I've reserved one for you.

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Why, thank you.

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Working hard on your novel?

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It never sells
when I write in my own name.

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When I use someone else's name,
it becomes really popular.

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She's Mona.

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My first girlfriend.

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Whenever she writes,
she really gets into her story.

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So much that...

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she'll be the protagonist

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and search for love.

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There are two reasons
why she'll come to me.

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One is cosmetics.

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And one is a break-up.

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Good morning, sir.

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Miss Chim is expecting you.

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Right at the end of the corridor.

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The receptionist is already
such a looker...

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I wonder what'll be down there?

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Boss, there's a whole room
of beauties waiting.

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This place is huge,
why don't I take you through?

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Awesome!

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I'm going to rent the whole place!

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I want lots of women.

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You're so naughty.

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Don't do that, Boss.

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But I want to!

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There are so many more inside, let me go.

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Sammy? Sammy.

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Hi!

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I'm all right. I know the way.

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I'm Better.

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Better.

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I'll remember you.

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Hello, Sammy.

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I'm Chim's secretary, Memo.

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Please follow me.

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Good morning, Sammy.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Sammy, there's something

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I keep forgetting to tell you.

280
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Please don't be offended.

281
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What is it?

282
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,708
I forget to tell you

283
00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,958
that all our staff is female.

284
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,250
It would have been all right
if you hadn't said it, but now...

285
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,625
I feel offended.

286
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,291
You do?

287
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,708
So very many.

288
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:26,666
Hello, Sammy.

289
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,375
I'm finding this very offensive!

290
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,833
Here's some information for you.

291
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:30,916
Thank you.

292
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,375
Let me introduce you all...

293
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,041
to our new CEO,

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00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,875
Sammy.

295
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,416
Hello.

296
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,500
I'll switch to Mandarin,

297
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,125
so that our Boss will understand.

298
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,208
Welcome, everyone!

299
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,166
I'm so nervous.

300
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:01,791
Breathe, breathe.

301
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,250
I think...

302
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,458
I think...

303
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:09,416
that as long as we have
a dream, anything is possible.

304
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,291
As long as we're willing to work hard,

305
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,416
even if others look down upon us,

306
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:18,250
we must have faith in ourselves!

307
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:22,250
We must work hard!

308
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,708
Thank you!

309
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208
Who are you?

310
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,375
She's Claire.

311
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,958
Your assistant.

312
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,250
What... What did you say?

313
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,291
She's Claire, your assistant.

314
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,041
The tea lady is my assistant?

315
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:44,375
Hello, Master Sammy, I'm Claire.

316
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,208
I've watched your shows.

317
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,916
You're even more handsome in real life.

318
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,666
So I look ugly on TV?

319
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,291
No, you look even better in real life.

320
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,416
Which department were you under before?

321
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,666
Initially I was hired as a temp

322
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for the operations department.

323
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,500
Then they needed staff in marketing,

324
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:07,416
so I went over there

325
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,916
to do advertising and events.

326
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,416
And because I know some chemistry,

327
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,458
I also went to the lab
and helped with testing.

328
00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,041
I took some courses in accounting...

329
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,708
and they happened to need an accountant.

330
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,208
Then I became a chartered accountant

331
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,416
and helped for a few months.

332
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,750
All right.

333
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,875
I'm getting a headache listening to you.

334
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,166
In any case, you're my secretary.

335
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,833
To be precise,

336
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,791
I'm your assistant.

337
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,083
Your secretary is Creamy.

338
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,458
Who's Creamy?

339
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,166
The girl over there.

340
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,041
And you?

341
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,333
Master Sammy, let me explain.

342
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,333
There's a big difference

343
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,708
between secretary and assistant.

344
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,208
A secretary's duties...

345
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,125
Should I go through the finer points now?

346
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,583
Hold it, you're making me deaf.

347
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,833
Let me make this clear.

348
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,625
Don't call me Master Sammy.

349
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,875
Just Sammy will do.

350
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,458
I understand, Master Sammy.

351
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,083
Master Sammy, I'm very happy
to be of service.

352
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,166
Forget it, you can leave now, thanks.

353
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:00,833
Goodbye.

354
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:37,500
It's been a while.

355
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,083
I can't believe that Arnold Cheng,

356
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,750
top of the class at beauty school,

357
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,041
has ended up a salesperson
after so many years.

358
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,166
Neither can I imagine that the macho guy

359
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,541
is now that sissy Master Sammy.

360
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,916
It's just a job.

361
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,125
Same here.

362
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:58,625
I want you to help me...

363
00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,583
and be in charge

364
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,541
of Beauty's most luxurious
counter in Central.

365
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,208
I'm so free here

366
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,166
at a neighborhood counter

367
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,500
chatting with housewives.

368
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,791
How can I handle the posh ladies

369
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,166
who lunch in Central?

370
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,916
If you can deal with housewives,

371
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,583
you can deal with those ladies.

372
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,583
You don't want to be stuck
in here all your life, do you?

373
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,333
We need to establish homegrown brands.

374
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:20,916
Every woman in China is waiting for us.

375
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,333
What's the salary?

376
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,041
What do you want?

377
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:38,875
Hello!

378
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:44,291
Incapable women are always
the most powerful women.

379
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:45,916
What are you talking about?

380
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,916
When a man no longer loves you,

381
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,666
there's no difference

382
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,250
whether you treat him well or badly.

383
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,583
Eileen Zhang Ailing said that.

384
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,791
Zhang's become a hit again recently.

385
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,916
My publisher asked me to write in that era

386
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,166
under the name Aylin Zhang,

387
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,208
so people might buy my book by mistake.

388
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,041
Why did you come?
What brings you here today?

389
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,208
I got a new job.

390
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,708
I'm now in charge

391
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,541
of a makeup counter in a department store.

392
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,208
You ask if it's worthy to love you.

393
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,291
But you must know...

394
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:25,125
Love isn't about

395
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,625
what's worth it.

396
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:30,166
Eileen Zhang's novels
are from a long time ago...

397
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,250
Are they popular again?

398
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,250
Ip Man's from a long time ago too.

399
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,458
People are rushing
to make movies about him.

400
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,541
Raymond Wong did it.

401
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,125
And now Wong Kar-wai.

402
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,833
He's having Tony Leung to do it.

403
00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:42,916
It's been taking so long.

404
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,666
Who knows when they're going to finish.

405
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,125
It's a joke.

406
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:54,041
"When Ip Man meets Aylin Zhang"

407
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,833
Ip Man, from Foshan Wing Chun.

408
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,958
That's so cool!

409
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,166
I meant your hat.

410
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,875
It's nothing.

411
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:12,083
May I inquire as to the purpose
of today's meeting?

412
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:15,083
I heard that Ms. Aylin
is a master in the art of love,

413
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,458
which propelled me
to embark on this visit.

414
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,958
I hope that I can learn from you,

415
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,333
Ms. Aylin, about love.

416
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,000
Does it mean that you want to date me?

417
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,041
Indeed, but...

418
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,708
I'm not well learned in the art of dating.

419
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:31,750
That's why I wanted to meet you.

420
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,416
If we're dating, we'd have to hold hands.

421
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,000
Have you ever held a girl's hand?

422
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:41,541
I'm not really good at holding hands.

423
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,208
But pushing hands is another matter.

424
00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:48,500
I've never tried pushing hands.

425
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,000
Is it romantic?

426
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,166
If you don't mind me saying,

427
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:55,375
I think it's more fun than holding hands.

428
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,666
Really?

429
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,583
Then can you teach me?

430
00:22:58,666 --> 00:22:59,583
Very well.

431
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,125
Ms. Aylin...

432
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,125
Have you eaten?

433
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,041
Not yet.

434
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:08,333
Neither have I.

435
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,666
I hope one day pushing hands

436
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,708
will be as popular as holding hands.

437
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,041
Interesting.

438
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,291
I think I'll write that!

439
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:23,041
Go and read some novels,
and stop hassling me.

440
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,708
Mona likes to put perfume in her ink.

441
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,041
She says it's more romantic that way.

442
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,541
She particularly likes writing
in this bookshop.

443
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,125
It's like her office.

444
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,666
She is the type of person

445
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,083
who dreams all day.

446
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:51,500
She often says things
that I don't understand.

447
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:56,583
Why were you my first boyfriend?

448
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,166
Why weren't you my last boyfriend?

449
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,416
Sometimes I wonder

450
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,541
what would happen to me without you.

451
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,250
But I also want to know,

452
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,958
what is the "what"

453
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,958
that would happen.

454
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,125
I'll sign after I finish reading it.

455
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,041
-All right
-Honey!

456
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,041
Surprise!

457
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,291
Why did you come all the way to Yinchuan?

458
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:37,333
I came to see you.

459
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,000
I'm sorry.

460
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,708
You're his missus.

461
00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:46,458
I've heard a lot about you.

462
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,041
Girlfriend, Dream.

463
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,208
Girlfriend Dream,
it's a pleasure to meet you.

464
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,875
Pleasure to meet you. Please take a seat.

465
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:56,500
Yes?

466
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,500
Do you remember
which special day it is today?

467
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,083
Of course.

468
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,583
I'm going to sign a contract
with Director Zhang today.

469
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:08,125
We're going to celebrate tonight.
You can come too.

470
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,208
Assist her outside where she can wait.

471
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,416
Miss Chim, please come with me.

472
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,416
You really don't remember?

473
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,041
It's the day we sign the contract.

474
00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:17,125
It's not important anymore!

475
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,625
Dream! Dream!

476
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,416
There she goes again.

477
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,916
What day is it today?

478
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:25,750
Boss...

479
00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,666
It's Miss Chim's birthday today.

480
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,750
Birthday?

481
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:31,208
Mr. Chan, you're so dead.

482
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,875
Whatever, let's sign the contract.

483
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,583
Boss, I'm going now.

484
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,875
Not having a proper meal?

485
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,458
This is my birthday dinner.

486
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:47,666
It's you're birthday today?

487
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:48,791
Yep.

488
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,583
Happy birthday!

489
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,958
Where's your birthday cake?

490
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:54,166
I get it...

491
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,125
You must be snacking
while you wait for Mr. Chan.

492
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,625
He forgot about my birthday.

493
00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,625
All he wants is to make money.

494
00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:04,291
To him, business is everything.

495
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,875
Do all men think women's birthdays

496
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,000
aren't important?

497
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:08,375
Of course not.

498
00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:10,125
They are awfully important.

499
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:12,583
I remember all my sisters' birthdays.

500
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,041
Really?

501
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:15,958
Really.

502
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,375
Come with me.

503
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,375
Where to?

504
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:25,750
Come on, quick.

505
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,083
Where... Where are we going?

506
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,583
I want you to give me flowers.

507
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:31,541
Boss...

508
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,250
This is the only place you can still

509
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,416
buy flowers at this hour,

510
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,625
so please take these.

511
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,541
I don't know when

512
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,500
my boyfriend began to
rely on his secretary

513
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,041
to do everything.

514
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,291
It's been so long since I've
received flowers from him in person.

515
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:51,375
To women, it's not about the flowers.

516
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:55,208
It's the thought that counts.

517
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,000
I want cake too!

518
00:26:58,625 --> 00:26:59,875
Cake too?

519
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,916
I want that one.

520
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,166
Miss, you can't have it, it's mine.

521
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,500
You haven't paid for it.
How could it be yours?

522
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,333
That lady said

523
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:22,208
she'd reserve it for me

524
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,333
for when it goes on sale later tonight.

525
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,750
From a profitability perspective,

526
00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:31,958
if I'm able to afford
the original price while she can't,

527
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:34,458
of course she'd sell it to me.

528
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,541
Miss, I'm buying this cake.

529
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,625
It's for my granddaughter.

530
00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,500
Her parents have both passed away.

531
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,791
She's never had
a birthday cake in her life.

532
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,791
Could you...

533
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:50,958
Forget it.

534
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:53,083
You can get a cake anytime.

535
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,875
This one is so important to her.

536
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,083
Just let her have it, Boss.

537
00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:57,625
I don't care. I want it!

538
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:02,541
Let's make a wish.

539
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:03,500
Okay!

540
00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,041
Let's blow the candles!

541
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,291
One, two, three.

542
00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:15,625
Happy birthday!

543
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,708
Thank you so much.

544
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:18,708
You're welcome.

545
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:21,541
Do you like it?

546
00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:22,666
Yes!

547
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:25,208
I always thought that on my birthday

548
00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:27,208
I would want others

549
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,125
to make me happy,

550
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,166
but I feel even happier

551
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,833
doing good for someone else.

552
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,166
Let's take a photo.

553
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,625
Sweetie, can you help?

554
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:41,375
Press here.

555
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:43,500
Ready...

556
00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:46,000
One, two, three.

557
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,708
Boss.

558
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,000
You don't need to worry

559
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,250
about skipping Miss Chim's
birthday anymore.

560
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,875
She had a great time.

561
00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,333
She was happy without me?

562
00:28:58,416 --> 00:29:00,291
She said so on her blog, see for yourself.

563
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:05,041
Is that a boy's hand?

564
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,458
No, it's not.

565
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,875
It's a man's hand!

566
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:22,333
Everyone.

567
00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:24,208
We've got plenty of choices

568
00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:26,583
to film our UV range advertisement.

569
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:29,958
We can go to outer space,
deserts, yachts...

570
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:32,166
Even a swimming pool in Africa.

571
00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:38,833
-Hello?
-Dream, it's your baby.

572
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:39,791
Guess what I'm doing?

573
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:41,791
I'm busy right now, call you later.

574
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,416
Say you love me.

575
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,166
Love you, love you, love you! Carry on.

576
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,083
A yacht would be ideal.

577
00:29:48,166 --> 00:29:50,083
The models have good figures.

578
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:52,250
They can all wear bikinis.

579
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,708
Hold on.

580
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:56,708
We're talking about filming next week.

581
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,000
I might not be able to find a decent yacht

582
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,708
in such a short time.

583
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,500
-Hello?
-Hello?

584
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:09,958
-Smoothie.
-Yes.

585
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,458
-Are you Smoothie?
-I said yes!

586
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:13,250
I need to film an ad next week.

587
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,375
Let me borrow

588
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:15,750
-one of your yachts.
-Which one?

589
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,500
Just the most standard one will do.

590
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,416
I have so many, it's fine.

591
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,000
Really?

592
00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:22,250
-Thank you.
-I have many, you can just take one.

593
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,166
Done.

594
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,875
I'm sorry, Miss Chim.

595
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:30,291
The person who just off-handedly
lent you a yacht is...

596
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,625
He wouldn't be the multi-billionaire...

597
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,083
Whose nickname is Smoothie?

598
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,375
Yes.

599
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,458
We're good friends.

600
00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:40,250
I heard that he's single.

601
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,375
You have a chance.

602
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,541
Why didn't anyone tell me
about this meeting?

603
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,125
I'm the Marketing Director after all!

604
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,625
They said you were busy.
We didn't want to disturb you.

605
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,375
But it's all right, we've already decided

606
00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:55,291
to film next week's ad on a yacht.

607
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,041
Come along if you're free.

608
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,041
Claire.

609
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:00,458
Pack up.

610
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,583
Yes, Master Sammy.

611
00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:02,875
Boss, that's it for the meeting.

612
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,625
My God! The sun is killing me.

613
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:10,250
I can't imagine how much whitening

614
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,291
I'll have to do to stay fair.

615
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,708
I know!

616
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,916
Which evil person suggested
filming this ad on sea?

617
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,541
He'll be cursed with bad luck for sure!

618
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,791
Let's get some wind.

619
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,541
I want to exude an ethereal feeling.

620
00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:23,625
Sure, sure.

621
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,875
Is anyone going to give me
some shade here?

622
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:35,500
It's Smoothie! He's coming!

623
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:37,750
Smoothie's coming!

624
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,166
What are they doing?

625
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:40,958
What shall we do?

626
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,833
I heard he just broke up
with his girlfriend.

627
00:31:43,916 --> 00:31:45,750
If he lays his eyes on me, I'll be rich!

628
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:48,000
I'm going for it, no matter what!

629
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:53,958
Ready! Go!

630
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,333
Hi, I'm Jodi,

631
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:08,666
the Marketing Director at Beauty.

632
00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,750
I'm Social,

633
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,041
Jodi's secretary.

634
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,458
I'm Creamy,

635
00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:14,958
Sammy's secretary.

636
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,416
All these women!

637
00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:20,500
All these women... I'm suffocating!

638
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,583
I can't breathe.

639
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:25,166
Hi. I'm the CEO of Beauty.

640
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,166
A man.

641
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,458
A man!

642
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:32,916
A man.

643
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,041
Thank you so much.

644
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,291
You're welcome.

645
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:44,583
I'm Sammy by the way.

646
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,625
Are you afraid of women?

647
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,833
Every one of them is just trying
to scam me for money.

648
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,541
All they want is money.

649
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:58,208
Take a break.

650
00:32:58,625 --> 00:33:00,333
-It's dirty there, rub it off.
-Okay.

651
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,000
How about...

652
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,791
the one who came up just then?

653
00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:05,875
Which one?

654
00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:08,583
The one who's scrubbing the floors.

655
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,458
How about Cinderella?

656
00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,250
She specializes in heavy labor.

657
00:33:13,583 --> 00:33:15,125
Very pretty.

658
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,208
A pretty lady doing heavy labor.

659
00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:20,166
But Cinderella might want to scam me too.

660
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,250
Do you want to try?

661
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,375
Can I?

662
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,416
Money!

663
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,541
Lots of money!

664
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,208
She's no exception.

665
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,166
I know. But...

666
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:43,541
Miss, did you lose $5,000?

667
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,583
No.

668
00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,583
Did you lose $5,000?

669
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:50,333
Miss, excuse me, is this yours?

670
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:53,000
Master Sammy, I found $5,000.

671
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,333
The person who lost it
must be really upset.

672
00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,541
Master Sammy lent me
this spare change, and I lost it.

673
00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:03,166
I didn't bring any cash
with me today, Cinderella.

674
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,875
Hello, Mr. Smoothie.

675
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:06,791
Please call me Claire.

676
00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:30,583
Hello?

677
00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,333
Hello.

678
00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:34,250
Are you Miss Claire?

679
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,166
Yes.

680
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:37,416
My name is Kawaii.

681
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:41,208
I'm Mr. Bill Liu,
aka Smoothie's secretary.

682
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:43,625
My boss would like
to invite you to dinner,

683
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,625
so he's wondering if you would be free?

684
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,416
Mr. Smoothie wants
to ask me out for dinner?

685
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:50,625
Wait... Wait a second.

686
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:51,583
What?

687
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,708
Then just say yes!

688
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,375
All right.

689
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,083
Okay.

690
00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,708
Sorry, it's still Kawaii here.

691
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,333
What would you like to eat?

692
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,750
Fast food shop? No.

693
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:22,416
The fast food shop
below my office, on the left.

694
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,791
Fast food shop?

695
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:26,541
Sure, I've never tried one in my life.

696
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:27,791
Tomorrow night, 8 p.m.

697
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:28,750
Okay.

698
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,416
Let's rent the whole place out, as usual.

699
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,208
Boss, you can't rent out fast food shops.

700
00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,291
Well, then get everyone else out.

701
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,333
Yes, Boss.

702
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,416
Excuse me, sir.

703
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,000
Here's a little something,
please go to another restaurant.

704
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,250
Excuse me, ladies...

705
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,166
Miss Claire!

706
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,500
Mr. Smoothie, you really came!

707
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:15,750
I arranged the date, of course I'd come.

708
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,041
I thought you might not be
used to a place like this.

709
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,250
I come to this restaurant every day!

710
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,000
Please.

711
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,000
Mr. Smoothie, it's self-service here.

712
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:36,416
I've always had service when I need it.

713
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,708
Welcome! Please take a look
at what you'd like to order.

714
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:43,291
Well, what's your specialty?

715
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,666
Is your Executive Chef in?

716
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,083
Give me a suggestion.

717
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:49,958
We have everything on the menu.

718
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,291
We have a Japanese hot pot set

719
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,541
with grain-fed beef and prawns

720
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:56,750
or grain-fed beef and drunken chicken.

721
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,916
As for the soup base...

722
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,875
Let's have that hot pot,
they're famous for it.

723
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,666
You want hot pot? Let's have it then.

724
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,916
Add $1.28US to also get
a large bottle of grape juice.

725
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,208
How much would it be

726
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,625
if I want a bottle of '82 Lafite?

727
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:09,375
How about a bottle of '82 Ribena,

728
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:10,833
it's made out of grapes too.

729
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:13,250
Right, so that'll be all.

730
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:14,375
Thank you.

731
00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:16,708
That'll be $105, please.

732
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:17,875
Card or cash?

733
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,541
$105?

734
00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,833
It's my treat.

735
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,875
Card, please.

736
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,416
Please swipe here.

737
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:29,375
No reaction, you're out of money.

738
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,416
What? You're kidding.

739
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,375
I just bought an airplane

740
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,250
with this card.

741
00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:36,291
Try another one.

742
00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:48,500
None of them works. Use cash.

743
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,875
Rich people don't carry cash around.

744
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:51,916
Shing!

745
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:55,333
Why don't you let it be my treat?

746
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,958
You're treating me?

747
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,375
Mr. Smoothie, are you all right?

748
00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,333
I'm very touched.

749
00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:35,541
No woman has ever paid
for my dinner before.

750
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:39,500
Even my mother only gave me milk.

751
00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:49,916
Dream!

752
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:58,208
The TV has changed.

753
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,791
The cosmetics have changed.

754
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,833
The pillows have changed.

755
00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:09,125
The duvet has changed.

756
00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:12,333
The bed sheets have changed.

757
00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:15,125
Even the mattress has changed.

758
00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:18,083
Does she want to have me changed too?

759
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:22,083
I've bought you...

760
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,208
the most decadent
diamond necklace in South Africa.

761
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,125
Thank you.

762
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,208
Look.

763
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:31,750
It's so bright that I can't open my eyes.

764
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,166
I need to sleep!

765
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:42,291
I've been trying to get hold

766
00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:43,833
of this real estate tycoon's daughter.

767
00:39:43,916 --> 00:39:45,041
I never heard from her once!

768
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,208
How horrible.

769
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:50,708
Smoothie calls and she comes running.

770
00:39:51,416 --> 00:39:53,750
Maybe she thinks our offer
is genuinely sincere.

771
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:54,916
I hope so.

772
00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:06,916
Hello, Victoria.

773
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,750
Call me Miss Lee.

774
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,833
So you're my ex's new gal?

775
00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:14,666
That's her.

776
00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:17,166
Am I talking to you?

777
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:18,875
I don't even know you.

778
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:19,916
He's our company's--

779
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,500
Miss Lee is very busy,
you have five minutes.

780
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:26,583
This is our proposal. We hope to be
a tenant at one of your counters.

781
00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:27,708
I'm sure you understand

782
00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:30,500
that among our competitors...

783
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:34,916
our counters' sales
have been doing quite well.

784
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:41,125
We hope to set up in your shopping mall.

785
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,208
-Hello?
-Hello?

786
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:50,458
Your new gal is right in front of me.

787
00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:51,375
What do you want?

788
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,916
You might think it's subjective,

789
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,916
but I don't think she's pretty.

790
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,166
What do you think?

791
00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,333
She's average.

792
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,333
You heard.

793
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:03,875
I know we've broken up...

794
00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,000
But at least give me some respect.

795
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,791
Don't just randomly pick up anybody.

796
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:13,916
People were mocking me last night.

797
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,041
They said my ex is dating a cheap nobody.

798
00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:22,916
I was so sad that I cried all night.

799
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:27,958
The magazines say she used
to live in public housing.

800
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,750
Please! I only agreed
to see her for your sake.

801
00:41:36,541 --> 00:41:38,958
Bitch!

802
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:40,208
Are you talking to me?

803
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:41,500
Yes, I'm talking to you, hag.

804
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,666
You stinky hag, stupid hag

805
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,750
Even your mother's a hag

806
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:47,333
Hag, hag, hag

807
00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:50,791
You freaking hag

808
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:51,750
Hag

809
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,416
She's horrible and there's
a whole 5'11" of her.

810
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,625
And watch out for those baubles below.

811
00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,333
Hey, secretary of the hag,
that's exactly five minutes.

812
00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:01,791
Let's go.

813
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:04,083
Bye, Miss hag.

814
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:10,583
You heard them, they called me a hag!

815
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:13,125
Put them on the blacklist! Blacklist!

816
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,916
Hag, so déclassé.

817
00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:18,166
Why are you leaving in such a hurry?

818
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:19,916
Hold on.

819
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,500
Hey.

820
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,208
I'm sorry, Master Sammy.

821
00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,583
Please give me a minute.

822
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:28,791
What happened?

823
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:39,833
-Are you all right?
-I'm fine.

824
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:42,125
Give me a minute, I'm fine.

825
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,083
No, don't let it brew inside.

826
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:47,833
What's wrong?

827
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,541
I think...

828
00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:53,166
I can't go out with Mr. Smoothie anymore.

829
00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:56,708
Miss hag was right.

830
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,625
I'm not good enough for him.

831
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,833
The guy didn't say he's gonna ditch you.

832
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,000
You're usually so optimistic.

833
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:06,958
It's just a facade,
I'm actually very insecure.

834
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,875
I pretend to be optimistic
to hide my pessimism.

835
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,083
Do you understand?

836
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,416
Don't worry about anything now.

837
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,083
Pull yourself together.

838
00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,541
You can't lose to that woman.

839
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:16,541
When it comes to love,

840
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,041
there's no such thing as good enough.

841
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,458
You can only love and not love.

842
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,583
I have every confidence in you.

843
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,916
Here's a wager.

844
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,541
If you don't get married,

845
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:26,875
I'll do anything you ask.

846
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,125
If you do get married, I win.

847
00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:32,250
So you won't lose either way, right?

848
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,583
Thank you.

849
00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:41,500
Thank you, Master Sammy.

850
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,500
But...

851
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:46,875
We didn't get the counter just then.

852
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,708
What should we do?

853
00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,500
Don't worry.

854
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:54,166
Just watch what that hag
has to say to Smoothie.

855
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:57,208
The most crucial thing in life

856
00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:00,416
is to know what to say to yourself.

857
00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:13,833
Master Sammy,

858
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,833
you suddenly seem so macho.

859
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,208
In what way do I look like a macho man?

860
00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:25,708
No, actually, you don't look
macho after all.

861
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,708
Have you seen her

862
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:31,375
hanging out with suspicious characters?

863
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,958
I suspect Dream might be cheating on me.

864
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:38,875
No.

865
00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:40,625
No? Look!

866
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:44,583
A pervert's hand, right on her chest!

867
00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:48,666
This ring is the only clue.

868
00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:52,208
He has such small crescents on his nails.

869
00:44:52,291 --> 00:44:54,000
His kidneys must be weak.

870
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:57,791
What are you doing?

871
00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:01,833
Checking if my kidneys could be weak.

872
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:05,333
How dare this man touch my woman.

873
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,583
I must catch this adulterer!

874
00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,958
What are you doing?

875
00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:14,250
I want to pee, no... My back feels dry.

876
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:17,083
It's a little itchy. I'll put
some moisturizer on later.

877
00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,375
I asked around.

878
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,708
It costs 80,000 to buy his hand.

879
00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:23,625
It's 150,000 to finish him off,
then I'm in peace forever.

880
00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:25,041
Isn't that a good bargain?

881
00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:26,291
Indeed.

882
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:29,333
But, Boss, we must abide
by the law in Hong Kong.

883
00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:32,625
I'm just kidding, I'm not a barbarian.

884
00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:35,916
But when I lose patience,

885
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:37,666
I don't joke around.

886
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,500
I become another man.

887
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:42,083
Rest assured, Boss, give me some time.

888
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:44,625
I'll find a private investigator
and have it all fixed.

889
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,291
Good. I'm leaving.

890
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,291
All right.

891
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,708
He's scary.

892
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,333
Have you found the adulterer?

893
00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,166
I don't think we'll find him so quickly.

894
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,958
I'm losing

895
00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,875
patience.

896
00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,791
I need to know all the men Dream saw

897
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:04,041
on her birthday.

898
00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:05,000
Boss.

899
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,000
Sammy.

900
00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:09,666
Memo, tell me all the men Dream saw

901
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:11,333
on her birthday.

902
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:12,708
That day...

903
00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:16,125
I remember she saw you, Master Sammy.

904
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,416
She saw the counter manager, Mr. Cheng.

905
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:22,083
She got a snack delivery,
and said the delivery boy was cute.

906
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,541
Call Cheng right away.

907
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,208
And I need to see

908
00:46:25,291 --> 00:46:26,958
the cute delivery boy.

909
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,833
Boss, that's genius.

910
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:34,125
The guy will never be able
to hide from you.

911
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,041
Hey.

912
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:37,833
What's the hurry?

913
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,833
The big boss wants to see us.

914
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:43,500
Be careful.

915
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,166
He has a weird obsession with hands.

916
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:46,333
What do you mean?

917
00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:48,250
If he likes your hands,
he won't let them go

918
00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:50,000
and will keep kneading and fondling them.

919
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,583
Just for a little while, right?

920
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,958
For a whole day.

921
00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:54,625
There you are.

922
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:56,958
This is our big boss.

923
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:58,333
-Hello!
-Arnold Cheng.

924
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,333
-Hello!
-Arnold Cheng.

925
00:47:00,416 --> 00:47:01,833
Food delivery, anyone?

926
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:05,250
Yes, come here, I'll pay.

927
00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:09,666
My boss is very welcoming.

928
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,833
In a moment he'll shake hands with you.

929
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,583
Even the delivery boy gets a handshake?

930
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,500
Here's $128.35.

931
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:18,083
Plus a ring. So will you shake now?

932
00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:19,000
Of course!

933
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:20,916
Who wants a handshake? Who...

934
00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:24,041
You're the cutie?

935
00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:26,000
Yes, even my mother calls me that.

936
00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:29,458
You didn't say we'd shake this long.

937
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,958
There's four of us, let's play mahjong.

938
00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,083
Sure!

939
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,375
But can we play in the office?

940
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,291
I'm the boss and I say we can.

941
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:39,291
Right, whatever the boss says.

942
00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:40,916
To be frank,

943
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,375
doing deliveries is just a part-time job.

944
00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,666
I've traveled the world

945
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,583
playing numerous tournaments.

946
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,875
My real identity is the "God of Mahjong".

947
00:47:48,958 --> 00:47:51,041
So, let's begin.

948
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:57,250
What's up? Don't you have a job to do?

949
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,583
Back to work! Go!

950
00:47:58,666 --> 00:47:59,500
Back to work!

951
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:01,916
Let's play.

952
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:11,916
Hey.

953
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,958
Why aren't you shuffling?

954
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:15,250
Yeah, why not?

955
00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:20,416
Why are you wearing gloves?

956
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,166
I'm afraid my hands will be
allergic to these mahjong tiles.

957
00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,250
No, take them off.

958
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,375
All right.

959
00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:34,083
What's wrong with your nails?

960
00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:36,208
Boss, I'm in the beauty business.

961
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,958
I need to try new products.

962
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,333
Wipe it off.

963
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:41,208
This nail polish is made out of asphalt.

964
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,708
I said wipe it off!

965
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:43,708
Okay.

966
00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:45,750
We're playing Taiwanese mahjong.

967
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:47,083
My mother's Taiwanese.

968
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,416
I learned to play as a kid.

969
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,083
I'm not quite familiar,
please forgive me. me.

970
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,041
Here goes.

971
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,041
What's happened?

972
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,083
Why isn't anyone here?

973
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:18,333
So why are you still looking?

974
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:21,208
I didn't ask you to look.
I've already played.

975
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,000
So quickly?

976
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,333
I think I've scored.

977
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,375
all triplets, scored without playing.

978
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:36,500
That's 90 points.

979
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,791
Superb! I'm lucky!

980
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,791
Ninety points?

981
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,541
We're all Cantonese,
let's play that version.

982
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:42,875
Taiwanese mahjong
doesn't require technique.

983
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,583
-Two circles
-Three-of-a-kind!

984
00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:49,708
Three-of-a-kind!

985
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:51,291
Three-of-a-kind!

986
00:49:53,208 --> 00:49:54,208
Three-of-a-kind!

987
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,208
Three-of-a-kind!

988
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:57,458
About to win.

989
00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:58,500
Three-of-a-kind!

990
00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:02,125
I don't believe you'll win with this!

991
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,458
Well, I just did.

992
00:50:05,375 --> 00:50:07,375
You discarded the tile,
so it's thanks to you.

993
00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:08,958
That can't be.

994
00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:09,916
It's just luck.

995
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,291
Again.

996
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,791
Wait.

997
00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:17,041
I want to change seats.
I'll change with you.

998
00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:19,083
That's fine with me.

999
00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:22,041
Wait.

1000
00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:23,708
Let's play the Beijing version this time.

1001
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,125
My new girlfriend is from Beijing.

1002
00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:27,791
In Beijing mahjong, the biggest trump

1003
00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:29,083
is hunting for five.

1004
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,458
What's that?

1005
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:33,083
Hunting for five is hunting for five.

1006
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:36,625
That means you have four and six,
and you're missing five in the middle.

1007
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:38,583
Don't shoot me!

1008
00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:40,416
Why did you ask then?

1009
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:41,875
Just asking.

1010
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:57,708
See what the God of Mahjong has got?

1011
00:50:57,916 --> 00:50:59,333
I'm not playing that one,
this one is better.

1012
00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,250
West.

1013
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,250
Four-of-a-kind.

1014
00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:14,125
Four-of-a-kind.

1015
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,583
Again.

1016
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,541
I told you I was in luck today.

1017
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,458
I hunt the five!

1018
00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:32,625
I hunt the five.

1019
00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,291
You guys tried to con me first.

1020
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,000
-I'm not in your way, am I?
-Thanks.

1021
00:51:36,958 --> 00:51:39,166
Come on, it's just a game.

1022
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,250
You're the cheat!

1023
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,208
Put the knife down!

1024
00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:43,208
I'm going to give you a good stabbing!

1025
00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:44,875
Put the knife down first!

1026
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:50,708
This is a game, let's show some manners.

1027
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:52,375
You're scaring me.

1028
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:53,875
You're scaring me too.

1029
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:57,000
What are you doing with that knife?

1030
00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:59,041
Thank God he's never lost money to me.

1031
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,000
All three of you are cheaters!

1032
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,916
You even want to cheat a delivery boy?

1033
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,750
A multi-billionaire like him

1034
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,333
doesn't need to scam
spare change like this.

1035
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:12,333
You all made me do it.

1036
00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,500
What do you want now?

1037
00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:14,625
A gun?

1038
00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:16,958
Sichuan version! We're changing seats.

1039
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,541
I will fight to the end!

1040
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,375
Yes! I've won!

1041
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,791
Same here, let's see
which of you is the loser.

1042
00:52:32,875 --> 00:52:34,083
Nine bamboos.

1043
00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:39,375
Here comes the God of Mahjong!

1044
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,041
Hey.

1045
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:45,625
Look again, it's a false call.

1046
00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,458
A false call indeed, God of Mahjong.

1047
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,916
Why are we stopping? I've lost the most.

1048
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,333
I'll pay for it.

1049
00:52:56,833 --> 00:52:57,875
Come, see if this looks similar.

1050
00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,041
Isn't this your hand?

1051
00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:00,416
Not now.

1052
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:04,708
Now it's exactly the same.

1053
00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,000
-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

1054
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,125
Who's hand is this?

1055
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:12,500
It wouldn't be yours, would it?

1056
00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,208
You adulterer!

1057
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,375
Pretend to be a sissy to flirt with girls!

1058
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:19,333
Clerk Chan! You need to make it clear.

1059
00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,250
If we were married, he'd be an adulterer.

1060
00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:24,083
This is big trouble.

1061
00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:26,166
It couldn't be worse than your false call.

1062
00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:28,375
You never said you'd marry me.

1063
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:30,625
And yet you're suspicious of me?

1064
00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:34,750
Dream! Dream!

1065
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,541
Dream! Dream.

1066
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,916
Boss, are you all right?

1067
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,125
That's dramatic.

1068
00:53:45,208 --> 00:53:46,041
Stop looking.

1069
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,333
He's worth billions.

1070
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:48,750
Quick, help him up.

1071
00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:49,875
Have a seat first.

1072
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,541
Do you need a doctor?

1073
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,375
What did I do wrong?

1074
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,458
Why did she treat me like this?

1075
00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:57,291
I can't help you this time.

1076
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:58,333
You adulterer!

1077
00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,583
Why would I still be here
if I were the adulterer?

1078
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:02,291
Waiting for you to have me killed?

1079
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:03,333
You have a point.

1080
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:06,333
Look at you,
there's only money in your eyes.

1081
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:08,541
You think that money
can solve all problems.

1082
00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,583
Do I look that bad?

1083
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:11,791
Get up.

1084
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,416
Let me do a skin test for you.

1085
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,208
Come on, stand still.

1086
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,833
Spread your legs and do as I'm doing.

1087
00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:18,958
All right, bend over.

1088
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:20,666
My tummy's in the way.

1089
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:21,791
Then tuck it in.

1090
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:23,250
Good, stay there.

1091
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,458
One, two, three.

1092
00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,000
Okay, done!

1093
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:28,750
What were you filming?

1094
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,083
Nothing else but your expression.

1095
00:54:31,166 --> 00:54:32,958
The test is very simple.

1096
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:34,208
If your face

1097
00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:35,791
is totally deformed in the photo,

1098
00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,958
it means your skin is aging rapidly.

1099
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:38,958
Really?

1100
00:54:40,041 --> 00:54:42,583
-What is this?
-Let me see. It's not bad.

1101
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,833
I'm really that ugly?

1102
00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:54,541
That's what you look like, face it.

1103
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,041
Master Sammy...

1104
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:58,083
You're the beauty expert. Help me.

1105
00:54:58,166 --> 00:55:00,125
I know a really good
plastic surgeon in America.

1106
00:55:00,208 --> 00:55:01,833
He can keep secrets and is really skilled.

1107
00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:02,958
I'll pass you his details.

1108
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,208
Plastic surgery? What will he do?

1109
00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:07,000
Well, it depends on how you want to look.

1110
00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:08,708
If you want to look
three to seven years younger,

1111
00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,375
then you can do a few facelifts...

1112
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,416
Then get Botox. Perfect!

1113
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,125
What if I want to look
20 or 30 years younger?

1114
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:18,541
A piece of cake. Come here.

1115
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:19,875
Just close your eyes...

1116
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,791
and jump out of that window!

1117
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:25,041
Then you won't only be younger,
you'll have a new life.

1118
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:28,541
Boss, I'm joking.

1119
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,916
I don't want this ugly face,
nor this big gut.

1120
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:35,333
I hereby announce
that I will hire Master Sammy...

1121
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,375
as my stylist!

1122
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,416
One thing that men should learn from women

1123
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,500
is that no matter what you look like,

1124
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,375
never give up
on making yourself look better.

1125
00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:46,791
Staying slim can be done

1126
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:49,333
anytime, anywhere.

1127
00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:51,416
Perseverance is the key.

1128
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,000
-Don't come out once you're in.
-Okay.

1129
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:53,958
Lock him up!

1130
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,375
This one matches your clothes today.

1131
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,833
Thank you.

1132
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:06,791
Is it new?

1133
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,791
Please take a look,
it's this season's newest rage.

1134
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,250
Where is this brand from?

1135
00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,333
It's a reputable local brand.

1136
00:56:13,416 --> 00:56:14,625
Local?

1137
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,333
Then it must be cheap.

1138
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,916
Even crappy brands can sell here?

1139
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,625
It's the beginning of the end.

1140
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,041
The whole mall's been degraded.

1141
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:23,625
When it comes to cosmetics,

1142
00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:25,708
I always choose European brands.

1143
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:29,166
Or at the very least...

1144
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,875
made in Japan.

1145
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:32,708
But never a Chinese brand.

1146
00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:35,166
I wonder if it's cement
or really foundation.

1147
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,958
Cement? Will it corrode my skin?

1148
00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,583
Look, it even looks like lime.

1149
00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:41,708
Please allow me to say,

1150
00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:43,958
our local brand

1151
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:45,541
isn't bad at all.

1152
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,750
The production standards

1153
00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,750
are higher than those European brands.

1154
00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:49,708
Take a look at this color.

1155
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,875
The quality is better

1156
00:56:51,958 --> 00:56:53,416
My requirements are more stringent.

1157
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,708
I'm warning you, don't touch me.

1158
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:56,541
If you touch my face, I'll sue you!

1159
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:59,000
Even the lipstick looks bizarre.

1160
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,625
He doesn't knows blush from a brush.

1161
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,083
Brands we've never even heard of...

1162
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:03,708
They don't hire decent staff anyway.

1163
00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:05,750
Looks like we can't shop here anymore.

1164
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:08,833
The brands are so random.

1165
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,041
I'm so going to complain.

1166
00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:14,791
Please do. It's fine.
Now, run away, you cowards!

1167
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,958
Your skin is rough and dull.

1168
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:35,333
The tracks from your tears are so deep.

1169
00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,625
I bet you probably cry yourself
to sleep every night.

1170
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:39,791
You just use heavy makeup

1171
00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:42,375
to hide the loneliness and emptiness.

1172
00:57:42,458 --> 00:57:43,791
How did you know?

1173
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:48,541
A lighter foundation
will make you look brighter.

1174
00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:50,916
With "shy blush" you'll have
a young girl's blush,

1175
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,291
which will reveal
a youthful shyness in you.

1176
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:57,083
You think fake eyelashes

1177
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:59,500
will make your eyes look bigger.

1178
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:02,916
You're lying to yourself
and freaking others out.

1179
00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:52,375
Ladies!

1180
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,375
Think you're gorgeous?

1181
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:15,208
I need to buy this!
I need to buy your makeup!

1182
00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:16,166
Me too.

1183
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,583
Me too.

1184
00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:20,291
One by one.

1185
00:59:20,416 --> 00:59:21,583
One by one.

1186
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:24,208
One by one.

1187
00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:32,583
You saw me. Was it too over the top?

1188
00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:36,958
I've known you for so long,

1189
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,708
yet I never would have guessed
that you're a lady-killer.

1190
00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:41,666
How on earth are you so good at it?

1191
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:43,041
You want to know?

1192
00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,041
Come to my house after work.

1193
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,500
Sure.

1194
00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:50,375
Call me later.

1195
00:59:57,416 --> 00:59:58,333
Hello?

1196
00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:01,583
Grandma, I'm bringing a friend
home for dinner tonight.

1197
01:00:03,541 --> 01:00:05,375
A friend?

1198
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,541
Good! Come back soon then.

1199
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:08,666
Who was that?

1200
01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:11,833
Arnold said he's bringing
a friend home for dinner.

1201
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,916
Your brother's bringing
his girlfriend home for dinner.

1202
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
What? Really?

1203
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:17,916
Yes.

1204
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,291
Big sister!

1205
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,333
Brother said he's bringing

1206
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,791
his long-term girlfriend home for dinner.

1207
01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:23,750
Really?

1208
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:24,708
Finally.

1209
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:25,750
-Mom.
-What is it?

1210
01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:28,041
Mom, brother's had
a girlfriend all these years.

1211
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,041
He's bringing her to dinner tonight!

1212
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:31,375
Really?

1213
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,208
That's great news!

1214
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:36,291
What's the fuss?

1215
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:40,333
Your uncle's bringing his fiancée
over tonight...

1216
01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:42,125
to talk about their wedding.

1217
01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:43,375
Grandma...

1218
01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:46,375
Uncle's getting married soon.

1219
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,500
He's back today to talk about the wedding.

1220
01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:54,583
Tell them to prepare.

1221
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,791
Why didn't he say so on the phone?

1222
01:00:58,875 --> 01:00:59,750
Yes.

1223
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,958
I didn't know your family

1224
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,416
had a pet shop.

1225
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,958
It's a pet salon.

1226
01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:07,500
I do makeup for people,
my family does it for cats and dogs.

1227
01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:08,416
Anything wrong with that?

1228
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:10,500
-Of course not.
-Come in, you must be hungry.

1229
01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:11,625
Do you have dog food?

1230
01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:13,000
Cat food will fill you up too.

1231
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:15,416
I'm back on time for dinner again.

1232
01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:17,708
A man?

1233
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,458
-You know him?
-Sammy?

1234
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:20,708
Hi, Helen.

1235
01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:22,375
My sister Helen.

1236
01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:23,500
My niece.

1237
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:24,916
Hi!

1238
01:01:45,958 --> 01:01:46,875
Let's eat.

1239
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:49,166
Grandma, Mom, Auntie, bon appétit.

1240
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,875
First sister, second sister,
little one, bon appétit.

1241
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,333
You are keeping fit, have vegetables.

1242
01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:09,625
Sammy, you should eat too.

1243
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,666
I can't stand it anymore.

1244
01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,166
I'm sorry, what can't you stand?

1245
01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:18,791
Let's eat.

1246
01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:20,125
Help yourself.

1247
01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:27,541
Your family only eats prawns?

1248
01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:28,625
Because I like them.

1249
01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:32,833
Arnold, how long have you two
known each other?

1250
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:33,958
It's been a long time.

1251
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:34,916
We used to go

1252
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,625
to makeup school together.

1253
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:39,583
And later, he asked me
to work at his company.

1254
01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:41,166
Well, did you notice...

1255
01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:44,833
the straw used to be straight.

1256
01:02:44,916 --> 01:02:47,041
But it's interesting,

1257
01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:49,791
that now it can be shaped into a curve.

1258
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:52,166
Or into all sorts of shapes.

1259
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:54,166
Like a screwdriver

1260
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,208
or a heart.

1261
01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:58,625
I really can't stand no more!

1262
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:01,666
It's just a new style of straw.

1263
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,625
Mommy, what can't you stand no more?

1264
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:07,625
Stop calling her Mommy.
I'm very conservative.

1265
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:09,541
The straight straw was fine,

1266
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,375
why bend it on purpose?

1267
01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,416
That's not wrong.

1268
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,500
It's quite convenient

1269
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,333
for putting it in your mouth like this.

1270
01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:19,500
Better than a straight one
that pokes the throat.

1271
01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:21,166
You think it's interesting?

1272
01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:22,083
Indeed.

1273
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,916
It's so fun.

1274
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:27,208
In any case,

1275
01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:30,000
even bent ones can be made straight again.

1276
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:32,416
Straws are so weird.

1277
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,000
The more you bend the harder
to straighten them again.

1278
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,125
It gets soft on both sides eventually...

1279
01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,916
and loses its strength. Look...

1280
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:43,000
What do you mean?

1281
01:03:43,541 --> 01:03:45,375
It lost its strength,
so we'll throw it away.

1282
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:50,708
I've had enough!

1283
01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:51,958
I will not allow you

1284
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:54,041
and Arnold to be a couple!

1285
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:55,041
A couple?

1286
01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:56,750
Brother, if this is embarrassing you,

1287
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,000
we can stop talking about it.

1288
01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:00,333
I formally announce that...

1289
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:02,000
I'm as straight as this chopstick!

1290
01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,208
And you?

1291
01:04:04,291 --> 01:04:05,625
That's none of your business.

1292
01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:10,291
Although you've learnt
about women from them,

1293
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:12,916
they don't represent all women.

1294
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,958
At least I'm pretty good
at selling cosmetics.

1295
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,416
I'm taking you to meet

1296
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,333
other types of women tonight.

1297
01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,666
Definitely not that kind, okay?

1298
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,375
They're my makeup models.

1299
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:25,750
Hello!

1300
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,666
They're really cool.

1301
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:30,083
Let's have fun!

1302
01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:32,625
You're having a nice chat,
not afraid of women anymore?

1303
01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:34,708
Sammy...

1304
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,583
Thanks for

1305
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:39,000
inviting me tonight.

1306
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,541
I really think you understand me.

1307
01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,500
Less is more. Natural is beautiful.

1308
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,583
Don't drink too much.

1309
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:48,875
Enough chatting for you three.

1310
01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,916
Do you want to improve your makeup skills?

1311
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,583
Then you have to ask my friend.

1312
01:04:52,666 --> 01:04:54,833
You should each toast him
and then ask him to teach you.

1313
01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:55,833
Okay.

1314
01:04:57,625 --> 01:04:58,541
Hello?

1315
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,666
Yes, Sammy speaking.

1316
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:03,500
I think it's Room 102.

1317
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,333
All right, see you.

1318
01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:07,708
There are more models coming?

1319
01:05:07,791 --> 01:05:10,375
It's your girlfriend,

1320
01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:11,541
who is my assistant too.

1321
01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,250
She has a few documents for me to sign.

1322
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,458
There are so many women here.

1323
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,000
Will she get the wrong idea
when she's here?

1324
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,166
Hard to avoid.

1325
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,291
Then what should I do?

1326
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:22,666
I'd better leave.

1327
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:23,708
Hey.

1328
01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:26,166
You shouldn't be so serious.

1329
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,166
If you don't want to upset someone...

1330
01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:32,291
not even a little teeny weeny upset...

1331
01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:34,500
and don't want someone
to get the wrong idea,

1332
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,375
then you know you're for real.

1333
01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:37,500
I understand now.

1334
01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,250
I'm going.

1335
01:05:40,791 --> 01:05:41,875
Claire didn't say

1336
01:05:41,958 --> 01:05:43,500
where she was.

1337
01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:44,791
Wouldn't that be worse

1338
01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:46,583
if you bump into her like this?

1339
01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,791
Then what should I do?

1340
01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:50,458
Dress up like a woman.

1341
01:05:50,541 --> 01:05:51,458
What?

1342
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,041
Do I look like a woman now?

1343
01:06:28,166 --> 01:06:31,041
Yes, you're as pretty as a flower.

1344
01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:33,416
Give us a spin.

1345
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,375
Now bounce, make sure
everything's in position.

1346
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,041
Bounce again. Okay.

1347
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,625
Words can't describe...

1348
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,625
what I'm going through right now.

1349
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,333
I'd like to sing a song.

1350
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:45,333
Which song?

1351
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:47,000
Gong Linna's "Heartbeat".

1352
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,333
Heartbeat

1353
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:02,208
Can I punch you?

1354
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:03,208
Don't!

1355
01:08:04,916 --> 01:08:05,791
Master Sammy, your documents.

1356
01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,291
What took you so long?

1357
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,083
Is this your friend?

1358
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:11,291
Hello, I'm Claire.

1359
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,208
You look familiar.

1360
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,916
How could that be?

1361
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,375
I'm from Dongbei, my name is Snowy.

1362
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:21,666
Hello, I'm Claire.

1363
01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,250
Don't think you can touch him

1364
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,583
just because he's a tranny.

1365
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,291
Could you sign the documents first?
Thank you.

1366
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:28,875
-Hurry up then.
-Thank you.

1367
01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:30,583
You've turned them upside down.

1368
01:08:31,791 --> 01:08:33,250
You really do look familiar.

1369
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,833
He's a Northeast Indian,

1370
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:35,791
plus a little Bengali.

1371
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:37,625
And a bit of Thai kind of mix.

1372
01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:39,708
Among the trannies, he's the finest!

1373
01:08:39,791 --> 01:08:42,125
Stop staring!
All pretty girls look familiar!

1374
01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:49,041
Clerk Chan, don't you dare run anywhere.

1375
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,541
Stop playing hide and seek with me.

1376
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,500
Miss... Miss Chim.

1377
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:54,666
Why do you look so nervous?

1378
01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:56,666
Feeling guilty?

1379
01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:58,500
Where's the boss?

1380
01:08:58,583 --> 01:08:59,708
I can't tell you.

1381
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:02,000
You're perched all pretty
on the boss's chair.

1382
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:03,625
I'm dispensable to him now.

1383
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,208
Where is he? I need to see him.

1384
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:06,958
I still can't tell you.

1385
01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:10,333
Are you going to tell me or not?

1386
01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:12,583
I'll have you fired!

1387
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:14,375
Go ahead, Boss said

1388
01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:16,291
if you fire me, he'll hire me back.

1389
01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:27,708
Miss Chim, just cry out loud
if you want to.

1390
01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:43,166
When attending a formal event,

1391
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:46,125
if you had to wear makeup
and glasses at the same time

1392
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:49,041
I suggest you wear frameless glasses.

1393
01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:50,041
But remember,

1394
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:53,416
they must suit your eyebrow and eye shape.

1395
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,708
Right, I have two boxes of glasses here.

1396
01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:56,666
Choose a pair

1397
01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:58,916
that suits you the most.

1398
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,333
For example, her eyebrows have
a more rounded arch,

1399
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:02,666
so a round pair of glasses

1400
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,166
would suit her.

1401
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,208
Here.

1402
01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:12,125
One more thing.

1403
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,000
That's the color of your eye shadow.

1404
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,666
To look good,

1405
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,000
it should contrast strongly

1406
01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:19,500
-with the temple of your glasses.
-Delivery.

1407
01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,500
Who ordered dessert from Xiao Tian Gu?

1408
01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,125
Me! I did!

1409
01:10:23,208 --> 01:10:24,208
Hello, everyone!

1410
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,041
I asked someone to order it.
Who did I ask?

1411
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,833
Your secretary, Kawaii.

1412
01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:29,125
Kawaii ordered it.

1413
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,208
Hello, everyone!

1414
01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:32,000
Mr. Smoothie, you're here!

1415
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:33,666
-Yes.
-Let me help you with that.

1416
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:36,166
I heard that employees

1417
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:37,750
are always doing overtime,

1418
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,791
so I want to treat you desserts.

1419
01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:41,916
And I missed you so much!

1420
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,916
Wow, that's a lot of affection.

1421
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,958
Thank you, Smoothie!

1422
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,041
Thank you!

1423
01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,958
I missed her so much!

1424
01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:51,583
Which one do you want?
I'll get it for you.

1425
01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:52,541
I don't mind.

1426
01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:54,583
She's famous for her milk.

1427
01:10:58,875 --> 01:11:00,000
You're welcome.

1428
01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:02,625
Master Sammy, would you like
a mango pudding?

1429
01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:04,583
Sure, thanks.

1430
01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:12,875
Stop working for a second,
have some dessert.

1431
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:13,791
Here, I'll feed you.

1432
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:15,041
Have some while it's warm.

1433
01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,083
It stings my eyes.

1434
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,041
Here.

1435
01:11:22,125 --> 01:11:23,958
Let me finish up first.
I'll have it in a while.

1436
01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:25,416
We're dating now,

1437
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,791
it's your turn to feed me.

1438
01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:28,750
Here.

1439
01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:29,750
I'll feed you!

1440
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:30,750
Why?

1441
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:33,416
You're so chubby and cute, like a baby.

1442
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,583
Come, let me feed you.

1443
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,041
I suddenly feel so maternal.

1444
01:11:38,583 --> 01:11:39,458
It's fun.

1445
01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:40,458
Fun, yeah?

1446
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:41,583
You should have some too.

1447
01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:50,750
Mona, where are you? I'm in Causeway Bay.

1448
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,541
I'm at your 11 o'clock.

1449
01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:56,291
There are so many people over there.

1450
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:57,791
Come over, quickly.

1451
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Yes...

1452
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,125
Look this way please.

1453
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:09,875
Mona.

1454
01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:11,666
Hey?

1455
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:12,666
What are you doing?

1456
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,125
Doing some snapshots.

1457
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,333
How about we go?

1458
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:17,333
What?

1459
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,375
Hey, you can't be so selfish.

1460
01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:19,291
You can't take her

1461
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:20,375
for a one-on-one photo shoot.

1462
01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:23,125
Look at them!

1463
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:24,416
Look at them.

1464
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,125
What are you doing here?

1465
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,500
Teen model photos are all the rage now.

1466
01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:34,083
You know, those models can't really write.

1467
01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:35,916
I can ghost write autobiographies

1468
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,083
on their behalf.

1469
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,416
Don't you think
I look really pretty today?

1470
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,291
I've never been photographed

1471
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:43,541
like this in my life.

1472
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,125
I feel amazing!

1473
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,791
Please stop taking photos, please stop.

1474
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,125
I don't care if I offend you.

1475
01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:57,125
What are you trying to do?

1476
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:59,291
Yesterday you're a flight attendant...

1477
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,500
Today you're Lady Gaga.

1478
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:01,625
So what?

1479
01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:02,666
What am I supposed to do?

1480
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:04,708
Be yourself.

1481
01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:07,666
Everyone should be themselves.

1482
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:08,875
Can I?

1483
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,375
These...

1484
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,916
I wrote these novels.

1485
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,708
I brought each one to the publisher,

1486
01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,041
but no one wants them.

1487
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,250
You think I like dressing up
as a flight attendant?

1488
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,916
You think I enjoy being a ghost writer?

1489
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,750
But no one wants me.

1490
01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:28,958
No one wants Mona!

1491
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:32,875
No one wants me.

1492
01:14:18,791 --> 01:14:19,750
It's sunrise.

1493
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,083
I can't do this, I need sleep.

1494
01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,083
Go take a nap, Master Sammy.

1495
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,250
I'll finish it for you.

1496
01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:29,000
Okay, I'll sleep for a while.

1497
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:41,958
Master Sammy.

1498
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:43,791
I know your secret.

1499
01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:44,833
What secret?

1500
01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:46,416
You have a crush on me.

1501
01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:48,250
That's not true!

1502
01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,500
You pretend to be a sissy,

1503
01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:50,833
but you've a crush on me for a long time.

1504
01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:52,291
No, I don't.

1505
01:14:52,375 --> 01:14:53,750
Look me in the eye

1506
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:56,500
and say you don't like me.

1507
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,333
Look me in the eye
and say you don't like me.

1508
01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:04,208
Say it!

1509
01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,125
I don't like you!

1510
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,958
Look me in the eye
and say you don't like me!

1511
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:13,083
Look me in the eye
and say you don't like me!

1512
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:29,083
It won't stop?

1513
01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:43,083
Good morning.

1514
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,125
Good morning.

1515
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,041
Calm down!

1516
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,125
Are you talking to me?

1517
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,583
No, I'm just talking to myself.

1518
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,166
In a situation like this,

1519
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:24,416
I can only think of three solutions.

1520
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,541
The first one...

1521
01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,458
Kowtow and beg her...

1522
01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:34,125
I beg you. I beg you.

1523
01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,000
The second one...

1524
01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:42,208
Beat her up.

1525
01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,458
But both are fairly difficult

1526
01:16:54,541 --> 01:16:56,708
in execution.

1527
01:16:56,791 --> 01:16:59,791
It seems that I must resort
to the last solution.

1528
01:17:04,875 --> 01:17:06,625
Aside from money, the only thing

1529
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,500
that can appease a women is...

1530
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:13,125
a man's body.

1531
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:22,291
I know we've broken up,

1532
01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:24,833
but I don't like the woman you've chosen.

1533
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:25,833
I'm so jealous!

1534
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,041
We've broken up.

1535
01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,833
Women can be jealous even when broken up.

1536
01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,750
I can't control myself.

1537
01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:35,125
I purposely lost control of myself.

1538
01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:37,750
You should find another man.

1539
01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:41,166
They are only interested in my money.

1540
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,708
Then look for another rich guy.

1541
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:45,250
I know you still have feelings for me.

1542
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,291
If not...

1543
01:17:47,666 --> 01:17:49,875
why would you do that to me?

1544
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,458
It's my fault.

1545
01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:58,875
I'm afraid I won't be able
to control myself.

1546
01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,875
I need to propose to Miss Claire!

1547
01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,833
But for such a well-off guy like me,

1548
01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:07,583
who has have everything...

1549
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:09,750
How should I know

1550
01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:10,958
how to propose?

1551
01:18:12,416 --> 01:18:13,333
Can you help?

1552
01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:18,125
It's all about one magic word.

1553
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:19,125
Which word?

1554
01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:28,583
Dang it!

1555
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,791
Rich people don't know it.

1556
01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:32,375
And neither do poor people.

1557
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,958
The best dang thing anyone can hope for

1558
01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:36,625
is to marry me!

1559
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,708
Even you'd want her to live a happy life.

1560
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,833
Don't worry.

1561
01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:50,708
Prepare the three essentials
for the proposal.

1562
01:18:50,791 --> 01:18:51,958
I'll arrange it for you.

1563
01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:53,375
Really?

1564
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:02,375
Put this on.

1565
01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:03,541
Now?

1566
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:05,250
Tonight is important for you.

1567
01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:07,166
Okay.

1568
01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:45,291
I don't know.

1569
01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:50,708
No one's ever given me so much attention.

1570
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,208
Have you heard?

1571
01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:55,791
Confidence...

1572
01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:58,750
is the best makeup you could ever wear.

1573
01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:02,583
Let me apply confidence onto your face.

1574
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:35,958
What are you doing?

1575
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:50,083
Can you hold me like a man?

1576
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:24,208
Hello?

1577
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:26,750
Sammy, I've prepared the three essentials.

1578
01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:27,750
Where are you?

1579
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,791
Hello? Hello.

1580
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:53,000
Cinderella, the one up there
is your prince.

1581
01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:55,166
I'm...

1582
01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:59,416
the mouse that drives
your pumpkin carriage.

1583
01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:06,833
Up you go.

1584
01:22:08,166 --> 01:22:09,458
Your prince is waiting.

1585
01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:41,458
Hello?

1586
01:22:41,541 --> 01:22:42,958
I can't say it!

1587
01:22:44,041 --> 01:22:45,125
Hold on.

1588
01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:46,208
Hello?

1589
01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:48,750
Master Sammy, I don't know what to do.

1590
01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:50,916
Hold on, I'll be quick. Hello?

1591
01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:52,750
I told you I don't know
how to ask for things!

1592
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,250
I'm thinking, hold on.

1593
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:59,166
Pick up the bouquet.

1594
01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:01,708
Wait.

1595
01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:08,916
I've got the bouquet.

1596
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,208
Wave it around a couple of times.

1597
01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:12,291
All right!

1598
01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:16,375
-Master Sammy...
-Hello?

1599
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,708
He's waving the bouquet around.

1600
01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,541
Like he's welcoming me, not proposing.

1601
01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:23,708
Now what?

1602
01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:26,791
Act horny.

1603
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,541
Acting horny's easier.

1604
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:30,500
Pick up the ring,

1605
01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:31,708
kneel down and propose.

1606
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:34,583
I need to propose?

1607
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:36,583
No, it's all wrong.

1608
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:45,041
What are you doing?

1609
01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:46,500
I don't know, how about you?

1610
01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,333
Here, I propose.

1611
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,375
Have we completed the whole process?

1612
01:24:01,833 --> 01:24:04,041
I think so, I've never done it before.

1613
01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:05,166
Let's celebrate then.

1614
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:07,000
All right!

1615
01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:43,666
Who are you?

1616
01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,958
Clerk Chan!

1617
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,250
Dream!

1618
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,291
Where did you go?

1619
01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:01,541
Hey, I'm talking to you.

1620
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,500
Where were you all this time?

1621
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:06,541
I went to a boot camp.

1622
01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:07,750
Nonsense!

1623
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,333
Where's your tummy?

1624
01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:11,791
Why are you so skinny now?

1625
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,000
Are you sick?

1626
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:15,541
No, silly!

1627
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:17,791
I'm healthy as ever! Look.

1628
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:31,958
Who did this to you?

1629
01:25:32,041 --> 01:25:33,458
Master Sammy did.

1630
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,541
I love him.

1631
01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:40,583
I love him too.

1632
01:25:40,791 --> 01:25:42,416
He gave me a lot of encouragement.

1633
01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:44,750
Nothing is too difficult
if you put your heart into it.

1634
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:48,208
I did this for myself too.

1635
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,541
But mainly it was for you.

1636
01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:03,375
Will you marry me?

1637
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:12,083
I love you.

1638
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:20,916
Hello.

1639
01:26:23,291 --> 01:26:25,375
You look so normal today.

1640
01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:29,833
Don't you need to write?

1641
01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:32,625
I've thought it through.

1642
01:26:33,041 --> 01:26:34,750
You were right.

1643
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:37,333
I should be myself...

1644
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,875
and stop being everyone else's substitute.

1645
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:45,500
I want to tell you that...

1646
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,416
I'm getting married.

1647
01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:51,250
Married? You're kidding right?

1648
01:26:55,041 --> 01:26:57,333
I'm really getting married.

1649
01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:10,416
Why so sudden?

1650
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:14,083
Congratulate me.

1651
01:27:14,750 --> 01:27:15,916
Come on!

1652
01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,041
Congratulations.

1653
01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,041
That's not from your heart.

1654
01:27:22,791 --> 01:27:25,500
You have to say it from your heart.

1655
01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:28,416
Smile and say, "congratulations."

1656
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:35,583
Okay. Congratulations, okay?

1657
01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:41,250
I've chosen the little church

1658
01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,750
we used to go to all the time.

1659
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:43,791
You still remember?

1660
01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:50,375
I'd like the wedding
to be romantic and blissful.

1661
01:27:51,708 --> 01:27:53,250
And I want you to do my makeup.

1662
01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:56,125
You can't say no.

1663
01:27:56,208 --> 01:27:57,708
It'll be your wedding present

1664
01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,708
to me. Okay?

1665
01:28:24,291 --> 01:28:26,291
My fiancé and minister
haven't arrived yet.

1666
01:28:30,375 --> 01:28:31,666
You're beautiful today.

1667
01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:38,708
Hurry, they're almost here.

1668
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,458
I don't know how to do your makeup.

1669
01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:52,916
You don't know?

1670
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,791
You're a professional makeup artist.

1671
01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:57,083
How could you not know?

1672
01:28:58,208 --> 01:28:59,291
Usually when I do makeup,

1673
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:02,291
I'll picture the finished look in my head.

1674
01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:03,333
But...

1675
01:29:05,375 --> 01:29:06,291
I can't do it this time.

1676
01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:08,291
You've never imagined what I'd look like

1677
01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:10,333
when I got married?

1678
01:29:11,541 --> 01:29:12,458
I have.

1679
01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,000
A long time ago...

1680
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:19,000
when we were still together.

1681
01:29:19,625 --> 01:29:21,000
So just think of that

1682
01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,875
when you're doing it.

1683
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,166
When I thought of that look...

1684
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:33,208
I was thinking you belonged to me.

1685
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:40,666
I don't care. Today, you will do

1686
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:43,583
the most beautiful bridal makeup for me.

1687
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:16,208
So beautiful.

1688
01:30:23,916 --> 01:30:24,875
Come with me.

1689
01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:28,000
Stand here and don't move.

1690
01:30:28,875 --> 01:30:29,958
Turn around.

1691
01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:34,041
Why don't you come walk with me.

1692
01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:36,291
-No.
-Of course you can.

1693
01:30:53,791 --> 01:30:54,708
You're here.

1694
01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:57,541
We're practicing.

1695
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:00,250
Hello.

1696
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:05,666
Do you love her?

1697
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:07,500
Of course I do.

1698
01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:09,375
Very well, then promise me

1699
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:12,375
that you'll only love her
in your lifetime.

1700
01:31:12,458 --> 01:31:13,958
I can't do that.

1701
01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,541
She loves you,
how could you do this to her?

1702
01:31:16,625 --> 01:31:17,916
It's nice that she loves me,

1703
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,541
but I need to love other people too.

1704
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:22,208
It's so selfish of her to think that way.

1705
01:31:22,291 --> 01:31:23,916
Then how many do you need to love?

1706
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,416
Well, the more the better.

1707
01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:27,916
But sometimes we're short on people.

1708
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,625
There's not much I can do.

1709
01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:30,916
That's ridiculous! Do you...

1710
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,708
Do you like it when they all come at once?

1711
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:36,000
Of course, it's sharing.
I also welcome you to join our big family.

1712
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:37,500
Are you crazy? Big family?

1713
01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:39,458
Bigamy is illegal, are you all right?

1714
01:31:39,541 --> 01:31:42,125
Are you all right?
I'm just talking about sharing.

1715
01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:44,750
Mona! I forbid you to marry this man!

1716
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,333
He's not my fiancé.

1717
01:31:46,416 --> 01:31:48,875
He's the minister.

1718
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:51,416
You're hilarious!

1719
01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:54,250
Minister?

1720
01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:56,958
Just joking, Father.

1721
01:31:57,583 --> 01:31:58,500
I'm sorry, Father.

1722
01:31:58,583 --> 01:31:59,458
Father, excuse me.

1723
01:31:59,541 --> 01:32:00,625
I really am the minister.

1724
01:32:00,708 --> 01:32:02,041
-Sorry.
-It's okay.

1725
01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:03,583
I've been waiting for you, excuse us.

1726
01:32:03,666 --> 01:32:05,000
How's it going, is everyone here?

1727
01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:06,041
Yes, everyone's here.

1728
01:32:06,125 --> 01:32:07,041
And the groom...

1729
01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:08,083
Three of us.

1730
01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:13,833
Are you kidding me again?

1731
01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:14,833
Yes.

1732
01:32:15,416 --> 01:32:16,333
I wanted to see

1733
01:32:16,416 --> 01:32:19,000
how you'd react to me getting married.

1734
01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:26,791
Mona, I don't have time
to kid around with you.

1735
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:29,750
I'm done playing, okay?

1736
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:33,333
Arnold Cheng!

1737
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,208
Eileen Zhang once said,

1738
01:32:38,583 --> 01:32:39,541
there's always someone

1739
01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:41,625
waiting for you,

1740
01:32:42,458 --> 01:32:44,208
regardless the time,

1741
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:46,041
regardless the place.

1742
01:32:46,916 --> 01:32:48,416
You'll know

1743
01:32:48,916 --> 01:32:50,250
there's someone.

1744
01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:54,125
I've always thought you are the one.

1745
01:32:55,083 --> 01:32:56,500
I kid around

1746
01:32:57,041 --> 01:32:59,541
because I know whenever I come back

1747
01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:01,375
you'll always be waiting for me.

1748
01:33:01,916 --> 01:33:04,041
You're the only person on earth

1749
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:06,166
who'll allow me to be so stubborn.

1750
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,500
I guess you're not going
to wait for me anymore.

1751
01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:15,541
Father, let's get married.

1752
01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:17,666
Wait!

1753
01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:20,541
You're right.

1754
01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,125
I'm not going to wait anymore.

1755
01:33:24,833 --> 01:33:25,875
You once asked

1756
01:33:25,958 --> 01:33:27,750
why I was your first boyfriend

1757
01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:29,458
and not your last.

1758
01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:30,583
I'm telling you

1759
01:33:30,666 --> 01:33:33,083
that I'll be your last boyfriend.

1760
01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:35,750
I'm going to marry you!

1761
01:33:35,833 --> 01:33:37,166
Father, I'm going to marry her!

1762
01:33:37,250 --> 01:33:38,291
That's good.

1763
01:33:38,791 --> 01:33:41,125
But I'm in a hurry. Did you prepare rings?

1764
01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:46,375
-Happy?
-Yeah.

1765
01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:49,375
I haven't announce that you could
exchange rings yet.

1766
01:33:49,458 --> 01:33:50,416
Take it off.

1767
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,500
I'm going in.

1768
01:34:15,375 --> 01:34:17,166
Maybe not.

1769
01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:35,000
Congratulations.

1770
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,500
Miss...

1771
01:34:37,791 --> 01:34:40,125
Miss hag, what are you doing here?

1772
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:42,041
I didn't want to come,

1773
01:34:42,125 --> 01:34:44,416
but I couldn't control myself.

1774
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,791
I've thought it through.

1775
01:34:47,291 --> 01:34:48,625
About what?

1776
01:34:49,083 --> 01:34:51,083
That it's all right
to watch the person you like

1777
01:34:51,166 --> 01:34:52,166
marry someone else?

1778
01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:54,125
Quite the opposite.

1779
01:34:54,208 --> 01:34:56,625
I came today to get my man back.

1780
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:59,791
I believe he'll only be happy with me.

1781
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,541
You might think so!

1782
01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:03,166
If you really love someone,

1783
01:35:03,250 --> 01:35:06,208
you believe that you can
give them the greatest happiness.

1784
01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:10,958
So what can you do

1785
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:12,666
to give him the greatest happiness?

1786
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,041
That's none of your business.

1787
01:35:15,291 --> 01:35:16,916
I have my ways.

1788
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,166
I even brought a gun.

1789
01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:22,791
Don't stop me.

1790
01:35:26,625 --> 01:35:28,166
That's intense.

1791
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,041
She's right.

1792
01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:36,875
If you love somebody,

1793
01:35:37,375 --> 01:35:38,708
you should believe that you can give them

1794
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:39,916
the greatest happiness.

1795
01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:52,916
Mr. Bill Liu,

1796
01:35:53,458 --> 01:35:56,375
will you take Miss Claire,

1797
01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:58,875
the woman on your right,

1798
01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:01,458
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

1799
01:36:01,541 --> 01:36:03,791
To have and to hold,
for better or worse...

1800
01:36:03,875 --> 01:36:05,666
I want a wedding like this.

1801
01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:07,291
Don't worry.

1802
01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:10,166
Our wedding will be
two times as big as this.

1803
01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,833
I'm talking about
how romantic it is, not the size.

1804
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:13,916
Understood.

1805
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:15,958
...in sickness or in health,

1806
01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:17,875
to love and to cherish,

1807
01:36:17,958 --> 01:36:21,333
and pledge your faithfulness,

1808
01:36:21,416 --> 01:36:24,208
till death do you part?

1809
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:26,708
That's a huge responsibility.

1810
01:36:26,833 --> 01:36:29,083
So do you?

1811
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,583
Could I speak first?

1812
01:36:40,625 --> 01:36:43,125
I'd always thought
I was the best makeup artist,

1813
01:36:43,708 --> 01:36:44,875
but that's not true.

1814
01:36:45,958 --> 01:36:47,250
The best makeup

1815
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,833
isn't about hiding one's weaknesses,

1816
01:36:50,916 --> 01:36:52,416
it's to highlight one's strengths.

1817
01:36:53,250 --> 01:36:54,541
Just like love,

1818
01:36:55,833 --> 01:36:57,250
you see their strengths.

1819
01:36:57,583 --> 01:36:59,333
When you're in love,

1820
01:37:00,208 --> 01:37:01,916
you can still spot their weaknesses,

1821
01:37:02,166 --> 01:37:03,375
but you don't mind them.

1822
01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,333
Makeup that's done well,

1823
01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:07,416
isn't a mask.

1824
01:37:08,375 --> 01:37:10,541
But I've always used a mask
to protect myself.

1825
01:37:11,291 --> 01:37:12,750
You said you're insecure,

1826
01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:15,250
but actually I'm the most insecure.

1827
01:37:16,708 --> 01:37:18,875
I'm foolish enough to teach you
how to date and propose.

1828
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:21,125
I sent the love of my life
to someone else.

1829
01:37:21,666 --> 01:37:23,125
So, what do you want?

1830
01:37:24,166 --> 01:37:25,625
I've known all along.

1831
01:37:27,125 --> 01:37:29,083
So while you were

1832
01:37:29,166 --> 01:37:31,958
teaching me all that

1833
01:37:32,208 --> 01:37:34,166
you were actually

1834
01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:36,250
hiding your love for me all along.

1835
01:37:38,291 --> 01:37:40,958
I can't be in a relationship with a man.

1836
01:37:41,875 --> 01:37:43,833
He's not talking to you.

1837
01:37:44,333 --> 01:37:46,625
He's made himself very clear that...

1838
01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:48,208
Is he talking to you?

1839
01:37:49,583 --> 01:37:51,000
I really wasn't talking to you.

1840
01:37:53,041 --> 01:37:54,166
Everybody, freeze!

1841
01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,708
I'm here to get my man back!

1842
01:37:58,125 --> 01:38:01,833
Don't force me. Don't move.

1843
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,000
Smoothie, you are not allowed
to marry other women!

1844
01:38:07,250 --> 01:38:09,625
Be quiet!

1845
01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:18,375
If you're so insecure,
why aren't you leaving now?

1846
01:38:19,083 --> 01:38:20,583
I know you love me,

1847
01:38:20,958 --> 01:38:22,208
so I'm not afraid of anything.

1848
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:28,333
Freeze, both of you!

1849
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:47,791
No one in the world

1850
01:38:48,375 --> 01:38:50,083
is as crazy as you.

1851
01:38:50,708 --> 01:38:52,916
No one is as crazy about me as you.

1852
01:38:57,208 --> 01:38:58,375
Calm down, everyone!

1853
01:38:58,708 --> 01:39:00,583
Everything is under control!

1854
01:39:09,750 --> 01:39:11,583
I'm sorry, Mr. Smoothie,

1855
01:39:11,666 --> 01:39:13,125
I really can't marry you.

1856
01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,500
I can see that.

1857
01:39:14,875 --> 01:39:17,250
I'm sorry, I can't marry you either.

1858
01:39:17,833 --> 01:39:21,541
So, do you like men or women?

1859
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:23,916
That's none of your business.

1860
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:28,333
I only pretend to be gay for my job.

1861
01:39:28,416 --> 01:39:31,375
In those chaotic preceding minutes

1862
01:39:31,458 --> 01:39:33,916
everyone has found their true love,

1863
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,125
just as I have.

1864
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:44,000
Since there were some accidents
during the ceremony,

1865
01:39:44,083 --> 01:39:46,000
I propose we choose another date...

1866
01:39:46,083 --> 01:39:47,791
to have our weddings together
and double our happiness.

1867
01:39:47,875 --> 01:39:49,291
All's well that ends well!

1868
01:39:49,458 --> 01:39:50,708
What do you say, Dream?

1869
01:39:50,791 --> 01:39:52,166
I'm in your hands.

1870
01:39:54,041 --> 01:39:56,250
Good!

1871
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,791
Happy Chinese New Year!

1872
01:40:02,875 --> 01:40:06,000
All the best in the Year of the Rabbit!

1873
01:40:06,083 --> 01:40:08,000
Congratulations!