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我不是一個普通的男人

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我現在並非在化妝

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而是在偽裝

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因為我的工作需要我這樣做

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大家好，我是沈美老師

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又到我們最受歡迎的打扮環節！

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我們請來神級化妝師沈美老師

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這次他有什麼好介紹呢？

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今天，我會教大家

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上班前三分鐘快速化妝術

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三分鐘？這麼厲害？

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是啊，泡杯麵也是差不多時間

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三分鐘就能化好妝

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真厲害！

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馬上有請我們的示範模特兒

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Kiki小姐

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大家好

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好，那我們開始

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化妝前，首先我們用精華液

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先擠幾滴在掌心

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搓勻

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按摩臉部大約半小時

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這樣我們才能…

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沈美老師

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你剛才說化妝只需三分鐘

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現在卻說三十分鐘

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究竟需要多久?

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化妝用三分鐘

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按摩臉部用半小時

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全套一共九十分鐘

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不好意思，因時間關係

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我們盡快開始吧？

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我們先從

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額頭位置開始按摩

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將精華液塗於額頭上

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輕輕向外推

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然後推向下

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直到臉部兩頰位置

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再向上推，達到提升效果

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令臉部更緊緻、更尖、更瘦

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接下來

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沿著兩邊淋巴輕輕推

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經過鎖骨，沿著胸口向外推

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Kiki小姐

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為何你的呼吸突然這麼奇怪？

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不好意思，沈美老師

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我今天有點鼻塞

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所以要用口呼吸

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按摩時間進行得差不多了

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沈美老師，開始化妝吧？

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好

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好

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畫完唇彩後要做什麼？

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對，就是畫眉

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但要記得畫眉時

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千萬別從眉頭畫起

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一定要從眉中開始

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慢慢勾勒出眉山的形狀

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然後用眉掃

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梳理均勻

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在油田不能使用手機

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大家要注意安全

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您放心，我們會注意的

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我們現在就去展覽廳參觀吧

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好

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該買的我都買齊了

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不該買的你也買了

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讓我看看現在幾點了？

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要給我的寶貝打電話

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這個油田技術是最新的

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喂？

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剛才為什麼不接我電話？

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在油田不能用手機

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你找我有什麼事？

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猜猜我和誰在一起

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猜猜我們中午吃了什麼

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猜猜我有沒有想你

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我很忙

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說愛我，快說！

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我愛你，愛你，愛你，愛你！

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豈有此理

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陳總

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你掛了您愛人的電話？

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我們談生意要緊嘛

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你死定了

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喂？

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陳奇俠！你剛才掛我的電話

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現在我也掛你的電話！

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她掛我電話！

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陳總，您沒有經驗？

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我和我老婆

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有一次我掛了她電話

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我用了五百萬

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送一條鑽石頸鏈給她，才能擺平

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你不早說？

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陳總，這樣吧

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你買一些玩具，給你愛人玩

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越大、越貴、越好

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大玩具？

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老闆

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小姐在哪？

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小姐？小姐生氣

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Dream Dream

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今天學了什麼健美的技巧？

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看電視節目裡教的

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你看

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一、二、三、四

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挺腰，瘦小腿

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有用嗎？

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我量過了

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我已經瘦了一吋

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我摸摸，還有豬腩肉嗎？

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關你什麼事？

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好

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哄你的

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你瘋了

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買這麼多化妝品

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這個要花好幾萬元吧？

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何止幾萬？我買了整間公司

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這是中國品牌的公司

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以後

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你就是這間化妝品公司的老闆娘

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這是為什麼呢？

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我很忙，沒有時間陪你

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但我知道你喜歡化妝

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特意買一個大玩具

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不是

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是買一間化妝品公司給你

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讓你消遣

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謝謝你

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你壓到我的大肚腩

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我不能呼吸了

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可是我只懂用化妝品

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我不懂經營公司

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傻瓜

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我開石油公司

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難道我會自己開採石油嗎？

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你管理不了公司，就找別的人代勞

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你管好這個人就行了

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但如果臨時才發現裙子的

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鈕扣扣不上，怎麼辦？

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沈美老師有辦法！

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（油王）

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一個一個來，不用急

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-有沒有用我教的化妝技巧？
-有！

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謝謝，沈先生

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小姐，這份是什麼？

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合約

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合約？

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你沒病吧？

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我沒病

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我收購了一間化妝品公司

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我想聘請你擔任行政總裁

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小姐，其實我很忙

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既要主持節目，又要教人化妝

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沒關係

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如果你不去，反正你已經簽約

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我就去找律師告你

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那你豈不是打劫？

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不要浪費時間

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年薪一千萬，全數現金給你

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不是吧？一千萬？

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還需考慮？

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Dream Dream，快上車

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開車

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-等等
-萬惡的金錢

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失戀了？

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他罵我醜，他不愛我

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你根本不知道自己的美

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你騙我，我一點也不美

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你根本不知道自己如何美

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別人不愛你不要緊

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最重要是你要愛自己

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我真的一點都不美

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如果你不介意，給我幾分鐘

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我可以證明你有多美

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你的眼睛和眼眉的

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距離屬黃金比例

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全世界只有百分之二的女性擁有

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你聽見你的優點在控訴嗎？

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真美

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我敢說全世界還在生的人

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都對你有心跳的感覺

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多謝你

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自信！

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多謝！

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再見，美女！

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她的妝是你化的？

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女人能為變美付出任何代價

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而且沒有女人真的覺得自己完全不美

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我是鄭宇強

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一個普通化妝師兼銷售員

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我了解大部分女人，除了一個…

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你好

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你好

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你好

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你好嗎？

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鄭宇強，需要我幫忙嗎？

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你現在是不是在寫一個關於

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空中小姐的故事？

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被你猜中了

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是嗎？我亂說而已

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出版社說最近空中小姐的

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題材很暢銷

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我下一個故事

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就寫空中小姐

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和機長發生一段生死戀

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我現在需要一個當空中小姐的感覺

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待會我就去機場認識一個機師

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或者兩個

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談一場戀愛

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機長，請飲茶

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機長，我們現在飛到哪裡的上空？

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你上飛到哪就去哪

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不是需要中途轉機嗎？

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怎能不聽從控制塔指示？

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我的人生

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就因為你而得到轉機

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由這一刻開始

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你控制我的感情和生命

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我已經把我的生命和整架飛機

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交給你

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你這樣豈不很不負責任？

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正因為我要對你負責任

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我願意對所有人不負責任

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你真是的

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發生什麼事？

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沒什麼，墜機而已

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不是吧？

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生死戀？

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我不要生死戀

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你快救我

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下機了？

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我是來領取贈品的

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這張贈券

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過期了

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我預留給你了

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算你識趣

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努力寫小說吧

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我是因為用本名寫小說才會不行

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每次用別人的名字寫，都大受歡迎

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她叫戴夢妮

245
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,666
是我初戀女朋友

246
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,083
她每次寫書都很投入

247
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,166
為了投入角色

248
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,958
一定會打扮成書中主角

249
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,875
尋找戀愛

250
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,625
她每次找我，只會有兩個原因

251
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,958
不是拿化妝品

252
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,625
就是失戀

253
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,375
沈先生，早晨

254
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,208
詹小姐正在房間等你

255
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,166
一直走到最尾的房間就是了

256
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,375
接待員也這麼漂亮

257
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,541
裡面的人豈不更不得了？

258
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:03,375
老闆，裡面還有很多小姐在等你呢

259
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:06,916
這裡很大，不如我來帶路？

260
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:12,625
很開心！

261
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,041
我今天要包場

262
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,250
我要很多女人

263
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,750
你真壞

264
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,458
求你不要這樣，老闆

265
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:20,541
你妄想

266
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:24,250
裡面還有很多小姐，不要抱著我

267
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,291
沈先生？沈先生？

268
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,291
你好

269
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,791
我去過不少大公司，我知道怎樣走

270
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,333
你好，我叫Better

271
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,166
Better

272
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,791
我會記住你

273
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,375
沈先生，你好

274
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,208
我是詹小姐的秘書，Memo

275
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,541
請過來

276
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,000
沈先生，早安

277
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,000
早晨

278
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,541
早晨

279
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,541
沈先生，其實有一件事

280
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,250
我一直忘了跟你說

281
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,583
你不要介意

282
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:00,708
是什麼事？

283
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,708
我一直忘了跟你說

284
00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,958
我們公司的員工全都是女人

285
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,250
你不提還好，你一提

286
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,625
我就很介意

287
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,291
你介意啊？

288
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,708
很介意

289
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:26,666
沈先生，你好

290
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,375
需要這麼介意嗎？

291
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,833
這裡有些資料給你過目

292
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:30,916
謝謝

293
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,375
我給諸位介紹一下

294
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,041
這位就是我們公司的新行政總裁

295
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,875
沈美先生

296
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,416
大家好

297
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,500
為了讓老闆娘聽懂我的說話

298
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,125
我會用普通話表達

299
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,208
大家，一起歡迎！

300
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,166
我很緊張

301
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:01,791
深呼吸

302
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,250
我認為…

303
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,458
我認為…

304
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:09,416
只要有夢想，凡事都能成真

305
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,291
只要我們肯努力

306
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,416
別人看不起我們

307
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:18,250
我們不要看不起自己

308
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:22,250
我們要努力，大家一起努力

309
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,708
謝謝

310
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208
你是誰？

311
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,375
她是你的助手

312
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,958
她叫簡潔

313
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,250
你說什麼？

314
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,291
她是你的助手，她叫簡潔

315
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,041
茶水阿姐是我的助手

316
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:44,375
沈美老師，你好，我叫簡潔

317
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,208
我看過你的節目

318
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,916
你真人比上鏡英俊

319
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,666
我上鏡很醜嗎？

320
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,291
不是，只是你真人更好看

321
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,416
你之前隸屬哪個部門？做過什麼？

322
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,666
我原來是行政部

323
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,000
請回來的臨時工

324
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,500
之後市場部需要人

325
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:07,416
我就去了那邊

326
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,916
幫他們做廣告和活動

327
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,416
後來因我略懂化學

328
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,458
去了實驗室幫他們做測試

329
00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,041
我大學時也學會一點會計知識

330
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,708
剛好他們需要人

331
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,208
我就考會計師牌

332
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,416
幫了他們幾個月

333
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,750
可以了

334
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,875
我聽到頭痛

335
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,166
總之你就是我的秘書

336
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,833
沈老師，其實我不是你的秘書

337
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,791
我是助理

338
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,083
你的秘書是Creamy

339
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,458
誰是Creamy？

340
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,166
那位小姐

341
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,041
哪你呢？

342
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,333
沈老師，我來解釋一下

343
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,333
其實秘書和助理

344
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,708
有很大分別

345
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,208
秘書的分別和助理的分別

346
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,125
我現在清清楚楚說一次，好嗎？

347
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,583
行了，我開始耳鳴

348
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,833
首先，你要弄清楚

349
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,625
不要再叫我沈美老師

350
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,875
叫我沈美就可以

351
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,458
知道，沈老師

352
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,083
沈老師，我很高興能成為你的下屬

353
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,166
沒事了，你出去吧，謝謝

354
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:00,833
慢走

355
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:37,500
很久沒見

356
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,083
想不到當年在化妝學校

357
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,750
數一數二的鄭宇強

358
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,041
這麼多年後還是在這裡當銷售員

359
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:48,166
我也想不到當年最麻甩的人

360
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,541
今天變成了最娘娘腔的沈美老師

361
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,916
只是為了糊口

362
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,125
我也是

363
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:58,625
我今次來找你，是想你幫我

364
00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,583
做Beauty公司

365
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,541
中環最高級的專櫃

366
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,208
我在這裡哄哄太太們

367
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,166
做做街坊生意

368
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,500
多安樂

369
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,791
你要我去中環

370
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,166
我怎樣應付那些闊太？

371
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,916
你能搞定這裡的太太們

372
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,583
那邊的闊太也一樣搞得定

373
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,583
你想在這裡困一世？

374
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,333
我們一定要做好本地品牌

375
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:20,916
全中國的女人都在等我們

376
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,333
一個月多少錢？

377
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,041
你說吧

378
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:38,875
你好

379
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:44,291
無用的女人正正是最厲害的女人

380
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:45,916
你在說什麼？

381
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,916
當一個男人不愛你的時候

382
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,666
你對他好也沒有用

383
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,250
不好也沒有用

384
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,583
剛才那句，是張愛玲說的

385
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,791
聽說最近有張愛玲熱

386
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,916
出版社叫我用張加玲的名字

387
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,166
寫那個年代的小說

388
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,208
志在讓讀者買錯

389
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,041
你找我做什麼？

390
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,208
我來告訴你，我轉工了

391
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,708
我現在是百貨公司的

392
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,541
化妝專櫃當主管

393
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,208
你問我愛你值不值得

394
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,291
其實你應該知道

395
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:25,125
愛一個正正是不問值得

396
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,625
不值得

397
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:30,166
張愛玲小說很久遠了

398
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,250
現在又流行嗎？

399
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,250
葉問也是很久遠

400
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,458
現在不也很多人搶著拍戲？

401
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,541
你不知道黃百鳴又拍

402
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,125
王家衛又拍嗎？

403
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,833
他還找梁朝偉拍

404
00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:42,916
拍了這麼久

405
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,666
不知道什麼時候才拍完

406
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,125
耍人的

407
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:54,041
（《當葉問遇上張加玲》）

408
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,833
在下葉問，佛山詠春派

409
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,958
真有型

410
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,166
你的帽子

411
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,875
過獎過獎

412
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:12,083
請問你約我出來，有何貴幹？

413
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:15,083
沒什麼，聽聞加玲師傅是愛情高手

414
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,458
所以今天小弟專程拜訪

415
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,958
希望能在感情上

416
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,333
向加玲師傅切磋

417
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,000
你其實是想跟我拍拖？

418
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,041
正是，不過

419
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,708
拍拖這門工夫，我比較生疏

420
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:31,750
所以今天專程拜訪

421
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,416
拍拖即是拖手

422
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,000
你試過拖女生的手嗎？

423
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:41,541
我不太懂拖女生的手

424
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,208
但黐手我還可以

425
00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:48,500
拖手我試得多，黐手真的未試過

426
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,000
浪漫嗎？

427
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,166
如果你不介意，恕我直言

428
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:55,375
我認為黐手比拖手更過癮

429
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,666
真的？

430
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,583
那你教教我吧

431
00:22:58,666 --> 00:22:59,583
好

432
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,125
加玲師傅

433
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,125
你吃飯了嗎？

434
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,041
我還未吃飯

435
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:08,333
我也是

436
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,666
希望黐手

437
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,708
終有一天能比拖手更偉大

438
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,041
幾有趣啊

439
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,291
我想到要怎樣寫了

440
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:23,041
你去看小說吧，不要騷擾我

441
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,708
阿夢喜歡將香水加入墨水中寫作

442
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,041
覺得這樣比較浪漫

443
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,541
她特別喜歡在這間書店寫稿

444
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,125
當成自己的辦公室

445
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,666
阿夢是一個一整天

446
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,083
二十四小時都在造夢的人

447
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:51,500
阿夢經常對我說，我不明白的說話

448
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:56,583
為什麼你是我第一個男朋友？

449
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,166
為什麼你不是我最後一個男朋友？

450
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,416
我有時候不知道

451
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,541
如果我沒有你，我會怎樣？

452
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,250
但我也想知道

453
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,958
這個「怎樣」

454
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,958
又會是怎樣？

455
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,125
我看完後就會簽署

456
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,041
-好
-寶貝

457
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,041
驚喜吧？

458
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,291
你從老遠跑來銀川做什麼？

459
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:37,333
我特意來找你的

460
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,000
不好意思

461
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,708
原來是嫂子

462
00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:46,458
久仰久仰

463
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,041
是女朋友，Dream

464
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,208
女朋友Dream，幸會幸會

465
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,875
幸會，請坐

466
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,291
寶貝

467
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:56,500
做什麼？

468
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,500
你記得今天是什麼重要日子嗎？

469
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,083
我當然知道

470
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,583
今天是我跟張總簽約的大日子

471
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:08,125
晚上擺幾桌吃飯，你也可以來

472
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,208
Susan，帶她出去等我

473
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,416
詹小姐，請跟我來

474
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,416
真的不記得今天是什麼日子了？

475
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,041
簽約的大日子嘛

476
00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:17,125
不重要

477
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,625
Dream！

478
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,416
發什麼神經病？

479
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,916
你看看今天還有什麼大日子？

480
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:25,750
完了

481
00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,666
老闆，今天是詹小姐的生日

482
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,750
生日？

483
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:31,208
陳總，你死定了

484
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,875
死便死吧，先簽約

485
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,583
老闆娘，我要下班了

486
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,875
吃這麼多零食，當正餐嗎？

487
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,458
這是我的生日晚餐

488
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:47,666
今天是你生日？

489
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:48,791
是

490
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,583
生日快樂

491
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,958
生日怎麼不吃蛋糕？

492
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:54,166
我知道了

493
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,125
一定是邊吃零食，邊等老闆陪你吃飯

494
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,625
因為他已經忘記今天是我的生日

495
00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,625
他的心裡只想著賺錢

496
00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:04,291
在他的心裡，生意比什麼都重要

497
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,875
是不是男人覺得女人的生日

498
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:07,000
都不重要？

499
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:08,375
當然不是

500
00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:10,125
女人生日不知有多重要

501
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:12,583
所有姊妹的生日，我全部記得

502
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,041
真的？

503
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:15,958
真

504
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,375
跟我走

505
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,375
去哪？

506
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:25,750
快點

507
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,083
去哪？

508
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,583
我要你送花給我

509
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:31,541
老闆娘

510
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,250
這麼晚

511
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,416
只有這裡才有花賣

512
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,625
你先勉強收下吧

513
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,541
不知道從什麼時候開始

514
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,500
我男朋友習慣所有的事情

515
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,041
都找秘書去做

516
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,291
我已經很久沒有收到他親手送的花

517
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:51,375
對於女人來說，收花並非最重要

518
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:55,208
有沒有花心機送花，才是重點

519
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,000
我還要蛋糕

520
00:26:58,625 --> 00:26:59,875
還要蛋糕？

521
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,916
我要這個蛋糕

522
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,166
小姐，不行，我先來的

523
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,500
我沒有看到你付錢，怎會是你的？

524
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,333
這位小姐說

525
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:22,208
待會到特價時段

526
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,333
她就會賣給我

527
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,750
從一間公司的利益角度來說

528
00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:31,958
我要買原價的，她要買特價的

529
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:34,458
當然是要賣給我

530
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,541
小姐，這個蛋糕

531
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,625
我想買給我孫女的

532
00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,500
她的爸媽已經離世

533
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,791
她從小到大，從沒試過有生日蛋糕

534
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,791
你可不可以…

535
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:50,958
算了吧

536
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:53,083
蛋糕你隨都有

537
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,875
這個蛋糕對別人這麼重要

538
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,083
就讓給她吧，老闆娘

539
00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:57,625
我不管，我要

540
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:02,541
許個願吧

541
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:03,500
嗯

542
00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,041
好，吹蠟燭！

543
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,291
一、二、三

544
00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:15,625
生日快樂

545
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,708
謝謝你們

546
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:18,708
別這樣說

547
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:21,541
好吃吧？

548
00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:22,666
好吃！

549
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:25,208
原本我一直以為我過生日

550
00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:27,208
要讓別人為我做一些事情

551
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,125
我才會開心

552
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,166
現在我覺得讓別人開心

553
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,833
我才會更開心

554
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,166
拍照

555
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,625
妹妹，來幫姐姐拍張照片

556
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:41,375
按這裡

557
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:43,500
預備

558
00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:46,000
一、二、三

559
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,708
老闆

560
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,000
你不用再擔心

561
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,250
昨天沒有陪詹小姐過生日了

562
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,875
人家過得很開心的

563
00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,333
沒有我還開心？

564
00:28:58,416 --> 00:29:00,291
新浪微博上寫了，你自己看

565
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:05,041
這是男孩子的手？

566
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,458
這不是男孩子的手

567
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,875
一看就是男人的手

568
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:22,333
各位

569
00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:24,208
我們今次紫外線防曬系列的

570
00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:26,583
廣告地點有很多選擇

571
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:29,958
我們可以去外太空、沙漠、遊艇

572
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:32,166
甚至是非洲的游泳池

573
00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:38,833
-喂？
-Dream，我是你寶貝

574
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:39,791
你猜猜我在做什麼？

575
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:41,791
我現在沒空，晚點再打給你

576
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,416
說你愛我

577
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,166
愛你！

578
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,083
-繼續
-在遊艇上拍最好

579
00:29:48,166 --> 00:29:50,083
所有模特兒的身材都要很好

580
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:52,250
全部穿三點式

581
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,708
等等

582
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:56,708
這個廣告下星期就要拍

583
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,000
這麼短時間內，恐怕預約不到

584
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,708
像樣的遊艇

585
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,500
-喂？
-喂？

586
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:09,958
-捋捋？
-是

587
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,458
-你是滑捋捋嗎？
-我說了是

588
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:13,250
我下星期要拍廣告

589
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,375
你有哪麼多遊艇

590
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:15,750
-借我用一隻
-哪一條？

591
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,500
最普通那種就可以

592
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,416
沒問題

593
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,000
-真的？
-真的

594
00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:22,250
-謝謝你
-我那麼多條，有什麼所謂？

595
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,458
再見

596
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,166
搞定

597
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,875
不好意思，詹小姐

598
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:30,291
剛才很輕易就借遊艇給你那位是…

599
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,625
他就是有過千億身家…

600
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,083
那個綽號滑捋捋的人？

601
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,375
是

602
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,458
我們是好朋友

603
00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:40,250
他好像未有女朋友

604
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,375
你有機會

605
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,541
為什麼開廣告會，沒人通知我？

606
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,125
我怎樣說也是市場部總監

607
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,625
她們說你忙，免得煩你

608
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,375
不要緊，已經決定好了

609
00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:55,291
我們下星期在遊艇拍廣告

610
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,041
你有空就來玩吧

611
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,041
簡潔

612
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:00,458
收拾好東西

613
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,583
是，沈老師

614
00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:02,875
老闆，我們散會吧

615
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,625
天啊，大熱天時太陽這麼毒

616
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:10,250
不知道要做多少美白工夫

617
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,291
才能白回來

618
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,708
不就是！

619
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,916
究竟是誰想到要出海拍廣告？

620
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,541
真折墮

621
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,791
吹點風吧

622
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,541
幫她們營造飄逸的感覺

623
00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:23,625
無問題

624
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,875
你究竟要不要遮我？

625
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:35,500
是滑捋捋！滑捋捋來了！

626
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,166
做什麼？

627
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:40,958
怎麼辦？

628
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,833
我聽說他剛剛跟女朋友分手

629
00:31:43,916 --> 00:31:45,750
如果他看中我就發達了

630
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:48,000
就算機會很微，我們都要拼一拼

631
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:53,958
準備，去！

632
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,333
你好，我是Beauty的

633
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:08,666
市場總監Jodi

634
00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,750
你好，我是Social

635
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,041
我是Jodi的秘書

636
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,458
我是Creamy，行政總裁沈美的秘書

637
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,416
我透不到氣

638
00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:20,500
很辛苦，是女人！我透不到氣

639
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,583
好辛苦

640
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:25,166
你好，我是Beauty的行政總裁

641
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,166
是男人

642
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,458
男人！

643
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:32,916
男人！

644
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,041
謝謝你

645
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,291
不要客氣

646
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:44,583
還未自我介紹，我叫沈美

647
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,625
你很怕女人？

648
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,833
接近我的女人都是想騙我錢

649
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,541
全都是貪圖我的錢

650
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:55,833
你明我說什麼嗎？

651
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:58,208
你們休息一下

652
00:32:58,625 --> 00:33:00,333
-那裡很髒，擦一擦吧
-知道

653
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,000
那剛上來那個…

654
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,791
覺得怎樣？

655
00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:05,875
哪個？

656
00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:08,583
正在抹地那個

657
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,458
灰姑娘，你試過沒有？

658
00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,250
專做粗重工夫

659
00:33:13,583 --> 00:33:15,125
很美

660
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,208
又粗重工夫，又那麼美

661
00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:20,166
但灰姑娘都是想騙我的錢

662
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,250
想不想試試？

663
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,375
可以試嗎？

664
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,416
錢啊！

665
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,541
很多錢！

666
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,208
她也一樣貪錢

667
00:33:36,458 --> 00:33:38,041
你明我說什麼嗎？

668
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,166
我知道，但是…

669
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:43,541
小姐，是不是你跌了五千元？

670
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,583
不是

671
00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,583
請問是不是你們跌了五千元？

672
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:50,333
小姐，不好意思，你跌錢了嗎？

673
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:53,000
沈美老師，我撿到五千元

674
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,333
物主一定很慘

675
00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,541
這些零錢是沈美老師借給我跌的

676
00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:03,166
因為我身上沒有錢，灰姑娘

677
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,875
你好，滑捋捋先生

678
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:06,791
我叫簡潔，不是灰姑娘

679
00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:30,583
喂？

680
00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,333
你好

681
00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:34,250
請問你是不是簡潔小姐？

682
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,166
我是

683
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:37,416
我叫Kawaii

684
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:41,208
是人稱滑捋捋的廖小必先生的秘書

685
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:43,625
我老闆想請你吃飯

686
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,625
未知你有沒有空？

687
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,416
滑捋捋先生想請問吃飯？

688
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:50,625
等等

689
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:51,583
什麼？

690
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,708
你快說好

691
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,375
好

692
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,083
好

693
00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,708
不好意思，我還是Kawaii

694
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,333
你想吃什麼？我去訂位

695
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,750
-快餐店吧
-不要吧

696
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:22,416
快餐店吧，我公司樓下轉左那間

697
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,791
快餐店？

698
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:26,541
好，我這輩子都沒有吃過

699
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:27,791
明晚8點吧

700
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:28,750
好

701
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,416
照舊包場吧

702
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,208
快餐店無法包場的，老闆

703
00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,291
那就清場吧

704
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,333
是，老闆

705
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,416
不好意思，先生

706
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,000
小小意思，請你去別的餐廳吧

707
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,250
不好意思，小姐，請你去別的餐廳…

708
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,166
簡潔小姐

709
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,500
滑捋捋先生，你真的來了

710
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:15,750
是我約你吃飯，我當然來

711
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,041
我怕你不習慣這些地方

712
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,250
這間餐廳，我每天都來

713
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,000
請

714
00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:27,333
侍應

715
00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,250
侍應

716
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,000
滑捋捋先生，這裡是自助的

717
00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,458
「自助」是什麼意思？

718
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:36,416
我連去廁所都有人服侍

719
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,708
歡迎光臨，看看想吃什麼吧

720
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:43,291
你有什麼拿手小菜？

721
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,666
主廚在嗎？

722
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,083
給我一些推薦吧

723
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:49,958
後面的菜單都寫了，可以看看

724
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,291
我們現在有一個東瀛火鍋餐

725
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,541
有美國穀飼牛配鮮蝦

726
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:56,750
有美國穀飼牛配醉雞

727
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,916
還有湯底…

728
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,875
不如我們吃火鍋吧，很有名的

729
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,666
你想吃火鍋？好，那就火鍋吧

730
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,916
加15元還有一瓶凍檸賓

731
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,208
如果我想喝1982年拉菲紅酒

732
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,625
要加多少錢？

733
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:09,375
那就給你一個1982年凍檸賓

734
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:10,833
也是提子汁

735
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:13,250
好，不如就這樣？

736
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:14,375
多謝

737
00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:16,708
105元，謝謝

738
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:17,875
拍卡還是現金付款？

739
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,541
105元？

740
00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,833
說好了請你吃飯，我付

741
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,875
我用卡

742
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,416
請放這裡

743
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:29,375
拍不到，你沒有錢

744
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,416
什麼？我沒有錢？

745
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,375
我這張卡昨天

746
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,250
才剛買了一架飛機

747
00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:36,291
換第二張吧

748
00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:48,500
張張都沒有錢，付現金吧

749
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,875
哪有有錢人帶現金？

750
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:51,916
阿成

751
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:55,333
不如這餐我請吧

752
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,958
你請我？

753
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,375
滑捋捋先生，你沒事吧？

754
00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,333
感動而已

755
00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:35,541
我這輩子從沒有女人請我吃飯

756
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:39,500
我媽媽也只請過我喝奶

757
00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:49,916
Dream Dream

758
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:58,208
電視機換了

759
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,791
化妝品換了

760
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,833
枕頭換了

761
00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:09,125
被換了

762
00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:12,333
床單換了

763
00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:15,125
床褥也換了

764
00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:18,083
難道她連我也想換掉？

765
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:22,083
我在南非

766
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,208
買了最漂亮的鑽石頸鏈送給你

767
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,125
謝謝

768
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,208
你看

769
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:31,750
閃得人睜不開眼的

770
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,166
我要睡覺

771
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:42,291
這個商場太子女

772
00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:43,833
我們已經聯絡了足足一個月

773
00:39:43,916 --> 00:39:45,041
毫無音訊

774
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,208
真壞

775
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:50,708
只消滑捋捋一個電話，就立刻肯見我們

776
00:39:51,416 --> 00:39:53,750
可能她真的覺得我們公司有誠意

777
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:54,916
最好是

778
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:00,916
你好

779
00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:06,916
Victoria小姐，你好

780
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,750
叫我李小姐

781
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,833
你就是我前度的新女友？

782
00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:14,666
就是她

783
00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:17,166
我對你說話了嗎？

784
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:18,875
我不認識你

785
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:19,916
他是我們公司的…

786
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,500
李小姐很忙的，你們只有五分鐘

787
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:26,583
是，這是我們的計劃書
希望能在你們公司拿到專櫃

788
00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:27,708
我相信你能理解

789
00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:30,500
我們在同等的高級…

790
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:34,916
專櫃都有很好的業績

791
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:41,125
李小姐，我想在你們的商場…

792
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,208
-喂？
-喂？

793
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:50,458
你的新女友就在我面前

794
00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:51,375
你想怎樣？

795
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,916
我不覺得她有多漂亮

796
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,916
你可能會覺得我主觀

797
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,166
Grace，你覺得她漂亮嗎？

798
00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,333
一般吧

799
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,333
你聽到吧？

800
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:03,875
雖然我們分開了

801
00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,000
也留幾分面子給我吧

802
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,791
不要連阿貓阿狗都找來當女友吧

803
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:13,916
昨晚我去舞會被人嘲笑

804
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,041
他們說我的前度在追求一個低等女孩

805
00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:22,916
我哭了一整晚，很傷心

806
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:27,958
八卦周刊說她以前住屋邨

807
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,750
拜託，我是給你面子才見她

808
00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:35,750
真是的

809
00:41:36,541 --> 00:41:38,958
八婆

810
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:40,208
你罵誰？

811
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:41,500
等我話你這個死八婆

812
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,666
你這個臭八婆，你這個正八婆

813
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,750
連你媽也是八婆

814
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:47,333
八婆

815
00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:50,791
你正一死八婆

816
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:51,750
八婆

817
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,416
人已經夠壞，長得像竹一樣

818
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,625
還要在鞋底加這麼多波波，小心摔倒

819
00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,333
八婆秘書，剛剛好五分鐘

820
00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:01,791
走吧

821
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:04,083
先走了，八婆小姐

822
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:10,583
你聽到嗎？他罵我八婆！

823
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:13,125
我要把他們列入黑名單！

824
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,916
死八婆，小看我

825
00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:18,166
你為什麼走這麼快？

826
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:19,916
內急嗎？等等我

827
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,500
喂

828
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,208
對不起，沈美老師

829
00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,583
你我一點時間，很快就行

830
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:28,791
怎麼了？

831
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:39,833
-你沒事吧？
-我沒事

832
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:42,125
給我一點時間，我沒事

833
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,083
不行的話，不要逞強

834
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:47,833
怎麼了？

835
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,541
我想過了

836
00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:53,166
我不要跟滑捋捋先生拍拖了

837
00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:56,708
那位八婆小姐說得很對

838
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,625
我高攀不起

839
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,833
那個男人又沒有說不要你

840
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,000
你平時為人明明很樂觀

841
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:06,958
我只是假裝，我很缺乏安全感

842
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,875
我用樂觀掩飾悲觀

843
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,083
你明白嗎？

844
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,416
你什麼也別管

845
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,083
上面那個女人看不起你

846
00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,541
你不要給她看扁

847
00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:16,541
在愛情上

848
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,041
沒有什麼高攀不高攀

849
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,458
只有愛和不愛

850
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,583
你缺乏安全感，我給你

851
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,916
我跟你輸賭

852
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,541
如果你嫁不去，算我輸

853
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:26,875
你要我怎樣都可以

854
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,125
但如果你嫁得出，就是我贏

855
00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:32,250
怎麼看，你也不虧吧？

856
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,583
謝謝你

857
00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:41,500
謝謝你，沈美老師

858
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,500
但…

859
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:46,875
剛剛新專櫃的事談不攏

860
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,708
我們回去怎樣交代？

861
00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,500
放心吧

862
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:54,166
你看那個死八婆怎樣跟滑捋捋交代吧

863
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:57,208
做人

864
00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:00,416
最重要就是自己向自己交代

865
00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:13,833
沈美老師

866
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,833
為什麼我突然覺得你有男人味？

867
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,208
你哪隻眼看到我有男人味？

868
00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:25,708
也是，好像沒有男人味

869
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,708
請問你有沒有發覺

870
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:31,375
她最近有跟什麼可疑的人來往？

871
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,958
我懷疑Dream Dream有外遇

872
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:38,875
沒有

873
00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:40,625
沒有？你看

874
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:44,583
這隻色狼般的手放在她的胸上

875
00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:48,666
唯一的線索就是這隻戒指

876
00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:52,208
指甲上的月牙這麼少

877
00:44:52,291 --> 00:44:54,000
我肯定他腎虧

878
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:57,791
你在做什麼？

879
00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:01,833
我看看自己有沒有腎虧而已

880
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:05,333
連我的女人都敢碰

881
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,583
我一定要找出這個姦夫

882
00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,958
你在做什麼？

883
00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:14,250
有點內急，不是…我的背有點乾燥

884
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:17,083
有點癢，我塗點保濕霜便沒事

885
00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,375
我問清楚了

886
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,708
買起他的手，要8萬元

887
00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:23,625
如想毫無後患，15萬元就行了

888
00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:25,041
你說是不是很便宜？

889
00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:26,291
便宜

890
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:29,333
老闆，但香港是法治之區

891
00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:32,625
我只是說笑，我哪是這種人？

892
00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:35,916
不過，當我失去耐性

893
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:37,666
我就不懂說笑了

894
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,500
會判若兩人

895
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:42,083
老闆，你放心，給我一點時間

896
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:44,625
我馬上找一個私家偵探幫你擺平

897
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,291
我給你時間，先走了

898
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,291
好

899
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,708
嚇死我了

900
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,333
找到姦夫沒有？

901
00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,166
恐怕沒那麼快吧？

902
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,958
我已經失去耐性

903
00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,875
也不懂說笑了

904
00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,791
我要查清楚
Dream Dream生日當天

905
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:04,041
見過什麼男人

906
00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:05,000
老闆

907
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,000
沈先生

908
00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:09,666
Memo，知道詹小姐生日當天

909
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:11,333
見過什麼男人嗎？

910
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:12,708
那天？

911
00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:16,125
我記得，她見過沈美老師

912
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,416
專櫃主管，鄭宇強先生

913
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:22,083
還叫了零食外賣，說那人帥

914
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,541
馬上叫鄭宇強來見我

915
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,208
最重要是叫

916
00:46:25,291 --> 00:46:26,958
那個帥哥外賣員來見我

917
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,833
老闆，你那麼英明

918
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:34,125
相信那人一定無所遁形

919
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,041
喂

920
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:37,833
這麼急找我有什麼事？

921
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,833
公司幕後大老闆想見我們

922
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:43,500
但你要小心

923
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,166
他有一個怪病 ，叫戀手癖

924
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:46,333
什麼意思？

925
00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:48,250
只要他看中你的手，就會捉著不放

926
00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:50,000
不停搓

927
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,583
只是搓搓手吧？

928
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,958
搓一整天啊

929
00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:54,625
來了？

930
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:56,958
這位就是我們的幕後大老闆

931
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:58,333
-你好
-鄭宇強

932
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,333
-你好
-鄭宇強

933
00:47:00,416 --> 00:47:01,833
有人叫了外賣嗎？

934
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:05,250
是，過來，我付錢

935
00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:09,666
我老闆很好客

936
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,833
待會他會跟你握手

937
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,583
送外賣的人都要握？

938
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,500
再給你一千元

939
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:18,083
加多一隻戒指，可以握了吧？

940
00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:19,000
可以握

941
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:20,916
誰要握？誰…

942
00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:24,041
你就是那個帥哥？

943
00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:26,000
是，我媽也是這樣說

944
00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:29,458
沒說要握這麼久的

945
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,958
我們有四個人，不如打麻雀

946
00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,083
打牌，好！

947
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,375
我們可以在公司打牌？

948
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,291
這裡我最大，我說可以就可以

949
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:39,291
對，老闆喜歡怎樣就怎樣吧

950
00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:40,916
實不相瞞

951
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,375
送外賣只是我用來鍛鍊牌品的兼職

952
00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,666
我真正的身份

953
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,583
是兩岸三地、大江南北

954
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,875
美加澳紐的「雀神」

955
00:47:48,958 --> 00:47:51,041
那就開桌吧

956
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:57,250
怎麼了？不用工作？

957
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,583
回去工作，去

958
00:47:58,666 --> 00:47:59,500
出去工作吧

959
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:01,916
來，打牌

960
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:11,916
喂

961
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,958
你為什麼不洗牌？

962
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:15,250
對，為什麼不洗牌？

963
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,416
哦

964
00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:20,416
為什麼戴手套？

965
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,166
我怕麻雀髒，手會敏感

966
00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:25,250
不行，脫掉它

967
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,375
好

968
00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:34,083
搞什麼？像塗了瀝青似的

969
00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:36,208
老闆，你說我是做哪一行？

970
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,958
要試試新產品嘛

971
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,333
不行，抹掉

972
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:41,208
但這種指甲油是用瀝青製造的

973
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,708
抹掉

974
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:43,708
哦

975
00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:45,750
我們打台灣牌

976
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:47,083
我媽是台灣人

977
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,416
我未戒奶時已學會打

978
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,083
我不太懂，留幾分面子給我

979
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,041
來吧

980
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,041
怎麼了？

981
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,083
怎麼沒人？

982
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:18,333
沒人，那你看什麼？

983
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:21,208
我沒有叫你看，我出牌了

984
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,000
這麼快？

985
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,333
好像食糊了

986
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,375
七對子、地糊

987
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:36,500
九十番

988
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,791
九十番！真開心，走運了

989
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,791
九十番？

990
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,541
大家都是廣東人，打廣東牌

991
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:42,875
台灣牌沒技術可言

992
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,583
-二筒
-碰！

993
00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:49,708
碰！

994
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:51,291
碰！

995
00:49:53,208 --> 00:49:54,208
碰！

996
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,208
碰！

997
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:57,458
九章了

998
00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:58,500
碰！

999
00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:02,125
我不信邪，我包你

1000
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,458
那我食糊了

1001
00:50:05,375 --> 00:50:07,375
你出的牌剛剛好

1002
00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:08,958
不是吧？

1003
00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:09,916
只是運氣

1004
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,291
再來

1005
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,791
等等

1006
00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:17,041
調位，我跟你調位

1007
00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:19,083
我不介意

1008
00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:22,041
等等

1009
00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:23,708
這局我們打北京牌

1010
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,125
我交了北京女朋友

1011
00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:27,791
所謂北京牌，最大的是

1012
00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:29,083
捉五逵

1013
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,458
什麼是「捉五逵」？

1014
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:33,083
「捉五逵」就是捉五逵

1015
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:36,625
即是要四、六萬，卡窿叫五萬

1016
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:38,583
你不是吧？

1017
00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:40,416
明知故問！

1018
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:41,875
問問而已

1019
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:57,708
看看雀王摸到什麼

1020
00:50:57,916 --> 00:50:59,333
我不打那隻，打這隻

1021
00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,250
我打一隻西

1022
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,250
槓

1023
00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:14,125
槓

1024
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,583
再槓

1025
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,541
都說了我今天走運

1026
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,458
看我捉五逵

1027
00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:32,625
捉五逵

1028
00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,291
我要捉老千

1029
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,000
-沒擋到你吧？
-謝謝

1030
00:51:36,958 --> 00:51:39,166
只是打麻雀，不用出刀吧？

1031
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,250
你出老千就是不對！

1032
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,208
放下刀

1033
00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:43,208
先讓我捅一刀

1034
00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:44,875
放下刀！

1035
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:50,708
打牌就打牌吧，要有修養

1036
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:52,375
出刀我會害怕的

1037
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:53,875
你這樣出，我也怕

1038
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:57,000
真是見鬼，突然就拔刀

1039
00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:59,041
幸好我沒贏過他的錢

1040
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,000
你們三個合謀出老千

1041
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,916
想騙我這個外賣仔？

1042
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,750
我老闆身家幾十億

1043
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,333
需要貪你那點錢？

1044
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:12,333
是你們逼我出絕招

1045
00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,500
什麼意思？

1046
00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:14,625
出槍？

1047
00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:16,958
打四川牌，我們大調位

1048
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,541
一戰到底

1049
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,375
自摸，食糊

1050
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,791
我這局也食糊，看你倆誰要輸三家

1051
00:52:32,875 --> 00:52:34,083
九索

1052
00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:39,375
雀王來了！

1053
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,041
喂

1054
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:45,625
看清楚，你食詐糊了

1055
00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,458
雀王食詐糊了

1056
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,041
等等

1057
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,916
等什麼？我輸得最多！

1058
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,333
你輸多少我全還給你

1059
00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:54,291
等等

1060
00:52:56,833 --> 00:52:57,875
看看像不像

1061
00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,041
是你的手？

1062
00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:00,416
現在不像

1063
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:04,708
現在就像得十足了

1064
00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,000
-麻煩你了
-別客氣

1065
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,125
這隻手是誰的？

1066
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:12,500
應該不是你的吧？

1067
00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,208
你這個姦夫！

1068
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,375
我最討厭人扮基追女人

1069
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:19,333
陳奇俠！你搞清楚

1070
00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,250
結了婚偷情，才能叫姦夫

1071
00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:24,083
似乎很嚴重

1072
00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:26,166
能比你食詐糊嚴重？

1073
00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:28,375
你從來沒跟我說過要娶我

1074
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:30,625
現在你還要懷疑我

1075
00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:34,750
Dream Dream！

1076
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,541
Dream Dream！

1077
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,916
老闆先生，你沒事吧？

1078
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,125
至於這麼誇張？

1079
00:53:45,208 --> 00:53:46,041
還看？

1080
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,333
他也有幾十億身家的

1081
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:48,750
快扶起他

1082
00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:49,875
先坐下

1083
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,541
需要看醫生嗎？

1084
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,375
我究竟做錯了什麼？

1085
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,458
為什麼她要這樣對我？

1086
00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:57,291
我也幫不了你

1087
00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,583
-姦夫！
-我是姦夫的話，我還不走？

1088
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:02,291
等你買兇殺我？

1089
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:03,333
也是

1090
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:06,333
看看你，整天只顧賺錢

1091
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:08,541
以為有錢，什麼問題都能解決

1092
00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,583
我的樣子很糟嗎？

1093
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:11,791
這樣吧，起來

1094
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,416
我幫你做皮膚測試

1095
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,208
來，跟著我站好

1096
00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,833
張開雙腿，跟著我一起做就行

1097
00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:18,958
彎下身

1098
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:20,666
我的肚腩頂著

1099
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:21,791
縮起肚腩吧

1100
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:23,250
對

1101
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,458
撐著，一、二

1102
00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,000
三！

1103
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:28,750
你拍我哪裡？

1104
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,083
拍你的樣子，難道拍你那裡？

1105
00:54:31,166 --> 00:54:32,958
這個測試很簡單

1106
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:34,208
如果拍出來的照片見到

1107
00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:35,791
你的樣子完全變型

1108
00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,958
代表你的皮膚非常衰老

1109
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:38,958
是嗎？

1110
00:54:40,041 --> 00:54:42,583
-這是什麼？
-我看看，不錯啊

1111
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,833
原來我真的這麼醜？

1112
00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:54,541
你的樣子是這樣，接受現實吧

1113
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,041
沈美老師

1114
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:58,083
你是美容專家，你要幫幫我

1115
00:54:58,166 --> 00:55:00,125
我認識一個美國整容醫生，不錯的

1116
00:55:00,208 --> 00:55:01,833
嘴嚴、技術好

1117
00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:02,958
介紹給你

1118
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,208
整容？怎樣整？

1119
00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:07,000
視乎你想年輕多少年

1120
00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:08,708
如果你想年輕三五七年

1121
00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,375
就做三五七次拉皮

1122
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,416
再打肉毒桿菌針，完美

1123
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,125
如果想年輕二、三十年？

1124
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:18,541
那就簡單了，老闆請過來

1125
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:19,875
只要閉上雙眼

1126
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,791
從這裡飛身跳下去

1127
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:25,041
何止回春，還能重新做人

1128
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:28,541
老闆，我說笑而已

1129
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,916
我不要這個樣子，也不要這個肚腩

1130
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:35,333
我現在鄭重宣佈，我要聘請沈美老師

1131
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,375
當我的造型指導

1132
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,416
男人有一件事要向女人學習

1133
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,500
就是無論自己長相如何

1134
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,375
都不放棄打扮

1135
00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:46,791
健身不論在任何時間

1136
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:49,333
任何地點都可以做

1137
00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:51,416
最需要的是恆心

1138
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,000
-進去後就不要出來了
-哦

1139
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:53,958
-鎖起他
-什麼？

1140
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,375
跟你今天的衣服很相配

1141
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,833
謝謝

1142
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:06,791
新東西？

1143
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,791
隨便看看，是我們今季的最新系列

1144
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,250
這是什麼品牌？

1145
00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,333
是我們本地最著名的品牌

1146
00:56:13,416 --> 00:56:14,625
本地？

1147
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,333
即是低級貨？

1148
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,916
低級貨也能在這裡開專櫃？

1149
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,625
完蛋了

1150
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,041
整個商場都低級了

1151
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:23,625
化妝品

1152
00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:25,708
我只選歐洲貨

1153
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:29,166
不就是，我最勉強也只能接受

1154
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,875
日本製造

1155
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:32,708
何況國產貨？

1156
00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:35,166
恐怕是水泥裝成粉底

1157
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,958
水泥？會不會用爛臉？

1158
00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,583
連顏色看起來都像

1159
00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:41,708
如果大家不介意，容我說兩句說話

1160
00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:43,958
其實我們的本地品牌

1161
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:45,541
一點也不差

1162
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,750
製作要求

1163
00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,750
比很多歐洲品牌嚴格

1164
00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:49,708
你看看這顏色

1165
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,875
論質素，我更高

1166
00:56:51,958 --> 00:56:53,416
品質要求，我更嚴格

1167
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,708
告訴你，你別碰我

1168
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:56,541
敢碰我的臉，我就告你

1169
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:59,000
拿唇膏都沒有半點樣子，怎樣看

1170
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,625
都不像懂得化妝

1171
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,083
算了，這種無名品牌

1172
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:03,708
聘請的員工也不會厲害到哪裡

1173
00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:05,750
這個商場不能逛了

1174
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:08,833
你看這些品牌越來越雜

1175
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,041
我要寫信投訴

1176
00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:14,791
如果你不介意，有膽就站著

1177
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,958
看你皮膚粗糙，沒有光澤

1178
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:35,333
眼圈、淚溝都很深

1179
00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,625
因為你每晚因孤獨而流淚

1180
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:39,791
每天早上用濃妝

1181
00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:42,375
掩飾自己內心的寂寞和空虛

1182
00:57:42,458 --> 00:57:43,791
你怎會知道？

1183
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:48,541
底妝夠薄，就能增加精神

1184
00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:50,916
「少女紅」就是「害羞紅」

1185
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,291
能減低你的戾氣，重拾青春的羞澀

1186
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:57,083
別以為眼睫毛弄得夠大

1187
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:59,500
就能放大眼睛

1188
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:02,916
這樣不單是自欺欺人，還會嚇人

1189
00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:52,375
女士們

1190
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,375
是不是覺得自己很漂亮？

1191
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:15,208
我買！我要買你的化妝品！

1192
00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:16,166
我也要買

1193
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,583
我也要買

1194
00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:20,291
一個一個來

1195
00:59:20,416 --> 00:59:21,583
一個一個來

1196
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:24,208
一個一個來

1197
00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:32,583
被你看到了，會不會太過份？

1198
00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:36,958
認識你這麼久，由頭看到腳

1199
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,708
你都不像是懂哄女人的人

1200
00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:41,666
怎會這麼厲害？

1201
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:43,041
你想知道？

1202
00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,041
下班後來我家

1203
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,500
好，我等你

1204
00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:50,375
到時打給我

1205
00:59:57,416 --> 00:59:58,333
喂？

1206
00:59:58,458 --> 01:00:01,583
嫲嫲，我今天會帶朋友回來吃飯

1207
01:00:03,541 --> 01:00:05,375
帶朋友回來吃飯？

1208
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,541
好，那你快點回來

1209
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:08,666
是誰？

1210
01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:11,833
阿強說要帶朋友回來吃飯

1211
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,916
你哥要帶女朋友回來吃飯

1212
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
什麼？真的？

1213
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:17,916
是

1214
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,291
姐姐

1215
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,333
大哥說待會要帶

1216
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,791
一個親密女友回來吃飯

1217
01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:23,750
真的？

1218
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:24,708
-是啊
-終於找到了

1219
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:25,750
-媽媽
-做什麼？

1220
01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:28,041
大哥一直藏著一個親密女友

1221
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,041
待會要帶回來吃飯

1222
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:31,375
真的？

1223
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,208
真的太好了

1224
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:36,291
發生什麼事這麼激動？

1225
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:40,333
你舅父待會要帶未婚妻回來

1226
01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:42,125
談婚事！

1227
01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:43,375
婆婆

1228
01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:46,375
原來，舅父快要結婚

1229
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,500
他今晚回來要談婚事

1230
01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:54,583
叫她們快準備

1231
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,791
為什麼他不在電話提？

1232
01:00:58,875 --> 01:00:59,750
是啊

1233
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,958
認識你這麼久

1234
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,416
也不知道你開寵物店

1235
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,958
這間是寵物美容店

1236
01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:07,500
我幫人化妝，我家人幫貓狗化妝

1237
01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:08,416
行不行？

1238
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:10,500
-行
-進來吧，我知道你餓了

1239
01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:11,625
有狗糧吃嗎？

1240
01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:13,000
也有貓糧可以吃

1241
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:15,416
我準時回來吃飯了

1242
01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:17,708
男人？

1243
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,458
-你認識？
-沈美老師？

1244
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:20,708
Helen姐嘛

1245
01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:22,375
我大妹，Helen

1246
01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:23,500
我姨甥女

1247
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:24,916
你們好

1248
01:01:45,958 --> 01:01:46,875
吃飯吧

1249
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:49,166
嫲嫲吃飯，媽媽吃飯，阿姨吃飯

1250
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,875
大妹吃飯，二妹吃飯，甥女吃飯

1251
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,333
你在減肥，吃菜吧

1252
01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:09,625
沈先生，你吃飯吧

1253
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,666
我真的接受不了

1254
01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,166
請問你有什麼接受不了？

1255
01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:18,791
吃飯

1256
01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:20,125
夾菜吧，別客氣

1257
01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:27,541
在你們家只能吃蝦？

1258
01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:28,625
因為我愛吃

1259
01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:32,833
阿強，你認識沈先生多久了？

1260
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:33,958
認識很久了

1261
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:34,916
那時我們

1262
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,625
在化妝學校畢業

1263
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:39,583
之後他找我到他的公司幫忙

1264
01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:41,166
說起來

1265
01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:44,833
以前的飲管一向都是直的

1266
01:02:44,916 --> 01:02:47,041
現在很有趣

1267
01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:49,791
這些飲管能弄彎的

1268
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:52,166
還不止，現在有很多其他款式

1269
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:54,166
有些能扭成螺旋形

1270
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,208
有些能扭成心形

1271
01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:58,625
我真的接受不了

1272
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:01,666
不過是飲管款式新穎一點

1273
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,625
媽媽有什麼接受不了？

1274
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:07,625
別叫我媽媽，我很保守的

1275
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:09,541
飲管明明是直的

1276
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,375
為什麼要弄彎？

1277
01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,416
媽媽，其實有什麼問題？

1278
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,500
飲管弄彎了

1279
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,333
放入口也很方便

1280
01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:19,500
好過以前直的飲管，會哽喉

1281
01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:21,166
你覺得很有趣？

1282
01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:22,083
有趣

1283
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,916
根本過癮

1284
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:27,208
總之，一句到尾

1285
01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:30,000
彎的也能弄直

1286
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:32,416
飲管很奇怪的

1287
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,000
多弄彎，就直不回來

1288
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,125
弄得多，兩邊倒

1289
01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,916
就沒有力了，你看

1290
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:43,000
你什麼意思？

1291
01:03:43,541 --> 01:03:45,375
沒有力就丟掉

1292
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:50,708
我真的接受不了

1293
01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:51,958
我告訴你

1294
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:54,041
我不准你跟阿強搞基

1295
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:55,041
搞基？

1296
01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:56,750
大哥，如果你覺得尷尬

1297
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,000
我們可以不說

1298
01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:00,333
我要鄭重聲明，我鄭宇強

1299
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:02,000
像筷子般直

1300
01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,208
你呢？

1301
01:04:04,291 --> 01:04:05,625
關你什麼事？

1302
01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:10,291
雖然你在她們身上學到不少女人心態

1303
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:12,916
但也不代表全部女人

1304
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,958
至少我賣化妝品賣得不錯

1305
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,416
我今晚帶你

1306
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,333
見識一些不同形色的女人

1307
01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,666
肯定跟你這些不同，好嗎？

1308
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,375
這些是我的化妝模特兒

1309
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:25,750
你好

1310
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,666
她們很能玩

1311
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:30,083
大家一起玩吧

1312
01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:32,625
聊得這麼開心，不怕女人了？

1313
01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:34,708
沈美老師

1314
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,583
你半夜打給我

1315
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:39,000
準備這種場面給我

1316
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,541
我覺得你很了解我

1317
01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,500
簡單就是美，自然！還有…

1318
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,583
別喝太多酒

1319
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:48,875
你們三個別只顧聊天

1320
01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,916
想不想改善化妝技巧？

1321
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,583
過去請教我的朋友

1322
01:04:52,666 --> 01:04:54,833
一人敬他一杯，請教一下他

1323
01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:55,833
好

1324
01:04:57,625 --> 01:04:58,541
喂？

1325
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,666
是，我是沈美老師

1326
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:03,500
好像是102室

1327
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,333
好，再見

1328
01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:07,708
有其他超模上來嗎？

1329
01:05:07,791 --> 01:05:10,375
不是，是你女友簡潔

1330
01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:11,541
即是我助手

1331
01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,250
說要拿文件來給我簽名

1332
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,458
這裡這麼多女人，她來到

1333
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,000
會不會誤會我？

1334
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,166
難免了

1335
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,291
那我怎麼辦？

1336
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:22,666
不對勁，我先走為妙

1337
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:23,708
喂

1338
01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:26,166
用得著這麼認真？

1339
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,166
如果你不想一個人不開心

1340
01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:32,291
一點不開心都不想

1341
01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:34,500
一點誤會都不想

1342
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,375
那你就知道何謂認真

1343
01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:37,500
我明白了

1344
01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,250
我先走了

1345
01:05:40,791 --> 01:05:41,875
剛才簡潔打來

1346
01:05:41,958 --> 01:05:43,500
沒有說她人在哪裡

1347
01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:44,791
萬一你出去時遇到她

1348
01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:46,583
豈不更糟糕？

1349
01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,791
那怎麼辦？

1350
01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:50,458
扮女裝就沒問題

1351
01:05:50,541 --> 01:05:51,458
什麼？

1352
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,041
像不像？

1353
01:06:28,166 --> 01:06:31,041
像，你現在像盆栽

1354
01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:33,416
轉一個圈看看

1355
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,375
跳一跳，看會不會露餡

1356
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,041
再跳，行了

1357
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,625
這一刻的心情

1358
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,625
我真的無法用言語表達

1359
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,333
我想唱一首歌

1360
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:45,333
什麼歌？

1361
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:47,000
《忐忑》

1362
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,333
（《忐忑》）

1363
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:02,208
我可不可以打你？

1364
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:03,208
不要

1365
01:08:04,916 --> 01:08:05,791
沈美老師

1366
01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,291
-你的文件…
-為什麼這麼久？

1367
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,083
這位是你朋友？

1368
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:11,291
你好，我叫簡潔

1369
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,208
好像很面善

1370
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,916
怎麼會？

1371
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,375
我從東北來，我叫白雪雪

1372
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:21,666
你好，我叫簡潔

1373
01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,250
你別看人家長得像人妖

1374
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,583
就想摸人家的手

1375
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,291
可以請你簽合約嗎？麻煩你

1376
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:28,875
-快點吧
-麻煩你

1377
01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:30,583
你倒轉了

1378
01:08:31,791 --> 01:08:33,250
但真的很面善

1379
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,833
他這種是東北、印度

1380
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:35,791
加少少孟加拉

1381
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:37,625
再混一點清邁血統

1382
01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:39,708
他算人妖中的極品

1383
01:08:39,791 --> 01:08:42,125
你還要看，美女當然會面善…

1384
01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:49,041
陳奇俠，你給我出來

1385
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,541
別再跟我玩失蹤

1386
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,500
詹小姐

1387
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:54,666
幹嘛那麼緊張？

1388
01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:56,666
做了什麼虧心事了吧？

1389
01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:58,500
老闆呢？他人呢？

1390
01:08:58,583 --> 01:08:59,708
我不會告訴你的

1391
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:02,000
你的屁股都坐在老闆的椅子上了

1392
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:03,625
他的眼內還會有我嗎？

1393
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,208
他在哪？我要見他

1394
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:06,958
我還是不會告訴你的

1395
01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:10,333
你說不說？

1396
01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:12,583
信不信我開除你？

1397
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:14,375
你開除我吧，老闆說了

1398
01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:16,291
你把我開除了，他再把我請回來

1399
01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:27,708
詹小姐，想哭就哭出來吧

1400
01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:43,166
如果大家真的要出席一些很隆重的場合

1401
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:46,125
既要化眼妝，又要戴眼鏡的話

1402
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:49,041
我建議大家選擇無框眼鏡

1403
01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:50,041
但要記住

1404
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:53,416
要配合自己的眉型和眼形才行

1405
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,708
好了，這裡有兩盒眼鏡，你分給大家

1406
01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:56,666
你們挑一副

1407
01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:58,916
認為最適合自己的眼鏡

1408
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,333
例如她，她的眉形比較彎

1409
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:02,666
戴一副圓形眼鏡

1410
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,166
會比較好看

1411
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,208
試試這副

1412
01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:07,208
謝謝

1413
01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:10,000
好

1414
01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:12,125
還有一點不能忽略

1415
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,000
就是眼影的顏色

1416
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,666
要跟眼鏡臂

1417
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,000
形成強烈的對比

1418
01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:19,500
-這才會好看
-外賣

1419
01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,500
誰叫了小甜谷的甜品？

1420
01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,125
是我叫的

1421
01:10:23,208 --> 01:10:24,208
大家好

1422
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,041
是我叫那人叫的

1423
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,833
你秘書Kawaii

1424
01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:29,125
是Kawaii叫的

1425
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,208
大家好

1426
01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:32,000
滑捋捋先生，你來了

1427
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:33,666
-是
-我幫你拿吧

1428
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:36,166
因為我聽說你們這些打工仔

1429
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:37,750
加班工作很辛苦

1430
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,791
所以我買甜品請大家吃

1431
01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:41,916
還有我很想念你

1432
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,916
真是恩愛

1433
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,958
謝謝滑捋捋

1434
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,041
謝謝你

1435
01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,958
我很想念她

1436
01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:51,583
你想吃什麼？我幫你拿吧

1437
01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:52,541
沒所謂

1438
01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:54,583
它的奶很有名的

1439
01:10:58,875 --> 01:11:00,000
有沒有有奶的甜品？

1440
01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:02,625
沈美老師，吃不吃芒果西米露？

1441
01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:04,583
好，謝謝

1442
01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:12,875
先別工作，吃甜品吧

1443
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:13,791
雙手正忙？

1444
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:15,041
我餵你

1445
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:18,041
真是體貼

1446
01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,083
真閃

1447
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,041
回去工作吧

1448
01:11:22,125 --> 01:11:23,958
我先做完工作，待會再吃

1449
01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:25,416
我們現在拍拖

1450
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,791
根據程序，接下來要你餵我的

1451
01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:28,750
來

1452
01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:29,750
我餵你

1453
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:30,750
為什麼？

1454
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:33,416
你胖乎乎，可愛嘛，活像肥寶寶

1455
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,583
我餵你吧

1456
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,041
我突然母愛泛濫

1457
01:11:38,583 --> 01:11:39,458
很過癮

1458
01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:40,458
過癮吧？

1459
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:41,583
你也喝吧

1460
01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:50,750
阿夢，你在哪？我到了銅鑼灣

1461
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,541
我在你的11點方向

1462
01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:56,291
那邊很多人

1463
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:57,791
先過來吧

1464
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
幾位，這邊…

1465
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,125
看這邊

1466
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:09,875
阿夢

1467
01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:11,666
你來了？

1468
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:12,666
做什麼？

1469
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,125
我在拍照

1470
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,333
不如我們去…

1471
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:17,333
做什麼？

1472
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,375
先生，你不能這麼自私

1473
01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:19,291
拉她出去自己影

1474
01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:23,125
走光了

1475
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:24,416
走光了

1476
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,125
請問你在做什麼？

1477
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,500
最近流行少女模特兒寫真嘛

1478
01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:34,083
原來她們不太懂寫作

1479
01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:35,916
我能幫她們寫心聲

1480
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,083
寫自白

1481
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,416
你覺不覺得我今天造型很美？

1482
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,291
我長這麼大從未

1483
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:43,541
試過給這麼多人拍照

1484
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,125
原來會很興奮

1485
01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:48,708
停

1486
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,791
先別影，好嗎？

1487
01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:51,791
停

1488
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,125
你介意我也要說

1489
01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:57,125
你整天扮這個扮那個，想怎樣？

1490
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:59,291
你昨天是空姐，今天…

1491
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,500
像Lady Gaga一樣

1492
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:01,625
那又怎樣？

1493
01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:02,666
我可以怎樣？

1494
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:04,708
你可以做自己

1495
01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:07,666
每個人都應該做自己

1496
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:08,875
我可以嗎？

1497
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,375
這些…

1498
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,916
這些是我自己寫的東西

1499
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,708
每次上出版社，我都會帶去

1500
01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,041
沒有人想要

1501
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:23,250
你覺得我喜歡扮空姐？

1502
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,916
你覺得我喜歡代人寫作？

1503
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,750
也要有人肯要啊

1504
01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:28,958
我戴夢妮沒有人要

1505
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:32,875
我沒有人要

1506
01:14:18,791 --> 01:14:19,750
天亮了

1507
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,083
不行了，我很睏

1508
01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,083
你先睡一會吧，沈美老師

1509
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,250
我幫你完成吧

1510
01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:29,000
好，我睡一會

1511
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:41,958
沈美老師

1512
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:43,791
我知道了你的秘密

1513
01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:44,833
什麼秘密？

1514
01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:46,416
你喜歡上我

1515
01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:48,250
沒有這樣的事

1516
01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,500
你扮基來掩飾

1517
01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:50,833
其實你一直喜歡我

1518
01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:52,291
沒有，我沒有

1519
01:14:52,375 --> 01:14:53,750
有膽就睜大眼

1520
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:56,500
對我說，你不喜歡我

1521
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,333
睜大雙眼說你不喜歡我

1522
01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:04,208
你不喜歡我

1523
01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,125
我不喜歡你

1524
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,958
睜大雙眼說你不喜歡我

1525
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:13,083
睜大雙眼說你不喜歡我

1526
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:29,083
為什麼沒有停？

1527
01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:43,083
早晨

1528
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,125
早晨

1529
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,041
鎮定點

1530
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,125
你叫我？

1531
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,583
不是，我只是對自己說而已

1532
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,166
面對這樣的情況

1533
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:24,416
我即時想到三種解決方法

1534
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,541
第一個方法

1535
01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,458
求她，拜她

1536
01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:34,125
我求求你

1537
01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,000
第二個方法

1538
01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:42,208
打她

1539
01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,458
上述兩種方法要是實行起來

1540
01:16:54,541 --> 01:16:56,708
都很有問題

1541
01:16:56,791 --> 01:16:59,791
看來我唯有用最後一個方法

1542
01:17:04,875 --> 01:17:06,625
這個世界最能夠

1543
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,500
平息女人怒氣的

1544
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:13,125
除了錢，就是男人的肉體

1545
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:22,291
我知道我們已經分手

1546
01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:24,833
但我不喜歡你選那個女人

1547
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:25,833
我妒忌

1548
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,041
我們已經分手了

1549
01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,833
女人分手後也會妒忌的

1550
01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,750
我控制不了自己

1551
01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:35,125
我故意控制不了自己

1552
01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:37,750
你應該找下一個的

1553
01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:41,166
外面的男人只喜歡我的錢

1554
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,708
那你應該找一個富有公子

1555
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:45,250
我知道你仍然喜歡我

1556
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,291
不然

1557
01:17:47,666 --> 01:17:49,875
你剛才又對人家那樣？

1558
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,458
我知錯了

1559
01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:58,875
我怕我控制不了自己

1560
01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,875
我要向簡潔小姐求婚

1561
01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,833
但像我這種有錢人

1562
01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:07,583
從小到大，要什麼有什麼

1563
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:09,750
我哪懂得求人？

1564
01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:10,958
何況求婚？

1565
01:18:12,416 --> 01:18:13,333
不如你幫幫我？

1566
01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:18,125
其實求婚很簡單，一個字

1567
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:19,125
哪個字？

1568
01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:28,583
慘了

1569
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,791
有錢人不懂得說

1570
01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:32,375
窮人也不懂得說

1571
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,958
在這個地球做人

1572
01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:36,625
最好就是嫁給我

1573
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,708
你也想她嫁得好吧？

1574
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,833
放心吧

1575
01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:50,708
你準備好求婚三寶

1576
01:18:50,791 --> 01:18:51,958
我幫你安排

1577
01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:53,375
真的？

1578
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:02,375
穿上它

1579
01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:03,541
現在？

1580
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:05,250
今晚對你很重要

1581
01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:07,166
哦

1582
01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:45,291
我不知道

1583
01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:50,708
我從來沒被這麼重視過

1584
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,208
你有沒有聽說過

1585
01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:55,791
信心

1586
01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:58,750
就是最好的化妝品？

1587
01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:02,583
我現在將信心塗上你的臉

1588
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:35,958
你做什麼？

1589
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:50,083
你可否像男人般抱著我？

1590
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:24,208
喂？

1591
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:26,750
沈美老師，我已經準備好求婚三寶

1592
01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:27,750
你們現在在哪？

1593
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,791
喂？

1594
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:53,000
如果你是灰姑娘，上面那位就是王子

1595
01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:55,166
我

1596
01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:59,416
就是開著南瓜車送你的那隻老鼠

1597
01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:06,833
上去吧

1598
01:22:08,166 --> 01:22:09,458
王子正在等你

1599
01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:41,458
喂？

1600
01:22:41,541 --> 01:22:42,958
我開不了口

1601
01:22:44,041 --> 01:22:45,125
你等等

1602
01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:46,208
喂？

1603
01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:48,750
沈美老師，我不知道怎樣辦

1604
01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:50,916
你等等，很快就好，喂？

1605
01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:52,750
我都說了我不懂求人

1606
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,250
我正在想，等等

1607
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:59,166
你先拿起花

1608
01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:01,708
喂？

1609
01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:08,916
我手上拿著花了

1610
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,208
你先隨便揮兩下吧

1611
01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:12,291
好

1612
01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:16,375
-沈美老師
-喂？

1613
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,708
他拿著花不斷揮舞

1614
01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,541
像歡迎我多於求婚

1615
01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:23,708
揮完了，現在怎麼辦？

1616
01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:26,791
發情吧

1617
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,541
發情很容易，易過求人

1618
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:30,500
你拿起桌上的戒指

1619
01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:31,708
跪在地上求她吧

1620
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:34,583
要我求他？

1621
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:36,583
錯到不行

1622
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:45,041
你在做什麼？

1623
01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:46,500
不知道，你呢？

1624
01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,333
你當我求求你吧

1625
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,375
那是不是完成整個過程了？

1626
01:24:01,833 --> 01:24:04,041
我猜是了，我從未試過

1627
01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:05,166
不如開香檳

1628
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:07,000
好啊

1629
01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:43,666
你是誰？

1630
01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,958
陳奇俠

1631
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,250
Dream Dream

1632
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,291
你跑到哪去了？

1633
01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:01,541
我在問你呢

1634
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,500
你死到哪裡去了？

1635
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:06,541
我躲起來進行地獄式訓練

1636
01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:07,750
訓練你的頭！

1637
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,333
你的肚子跑到哪去了？

1638
01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:11,791
怎麼變成這個鬼樣子？

1639
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,000
是不是生病了？

1640
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:15,541
你神經病！

1641
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:17,791
我不知多健康，你看

1642
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:31,958
是誰把你變成這個樣子？

1643
01:25:32,041 --> 01:25:33,458
是沈美老師

1644
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,541
我愛他

1645
01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:40,583
我也愛他

1646
01:25:40,791 --> 01:25:42,416
他給了我很大鼓勵

1647
01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:44,750
原來這個世界上是沒有難事的

1648
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:48,208
我這次這樣做，除了是為了自己

1649
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,541
最主要是為了你

1650
01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:03,375
嫁給我

1651
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:12,083
我愛你

1652
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:20,916
嘿

1653
01:26:23,291 --> 01:26:25,375
你今天這麼正常

1654
01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:29,833
不用寫作嗎？

1655
01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:32,625
我想清楚了

1656
01:26:33,041 --> 01:26:34,750
上次你說得對

1657
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:37,333
我應該做自己

1658
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,875
不應該總是做別人的替身

1659
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:45,500
我想告訴你

1660
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,416
我要結婚了

1661
01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:51,250
結婚，你不是說笑吧？

1662
01:26:55,041 --> 01:26:57,333
我真的要結婚了

1663
01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:10,416
為什麼突然要結婚？

1664
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:14,083
你不恭喜我？

1665
01:27:14,750 --> 01:27:15,916
快恭喜我

1666
01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,041
恭喜你

1667
01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,041
你不是真心的

1668
01:27:22,791 --> 01:27:25,500
我想你衷心對我說

1669
01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:28,416
笑著對我說：「恭喜你」

1670
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:35,583
我恭喜你，可以了嗎？

1671
01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:41,250
我已經選定我們從前經常

1672
01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,750
經過那個小教堂

1673
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:43,791
你還記得嗎？

1674
01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:50,375
我打算舉行一個既浪漫又溫馨的婚禮

1675
01:27:51,708 --> 01:27:53,250
我想你幫我化妝

1676
01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:56,125
你不能不答應

1677
01:27:56,208 --> 01:27:57,708
這次就當是你送給我的

1678
01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,708
結婚禮物，好嗎？

1679
01:28:24,291 --> 01:28:26,291
我的未婚夫和神父還未到

1680
01:28:30,375 --> 01:28:31,666
你今天很美

1681
01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:38,708
快點，他們快到了

1682
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,458
我不懂怎樣化

1683
01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:52,916
你不懂怎樣化？

1684
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,791
你是專業化妝師

1685
01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:57,083
怎會不懂化新娘妝？

1686
01:28:58,208 --> 01:28:59,291
通常我化妝

1687
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:02,291
我心目中會想像到化妝後的模樣

1688
01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:03,333
但是

1689
01:29:05,375 --> 01:29:06,291
我想像不到

1690
01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:08,291
你沒有想過我結婚

1691
01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:10,333
當新娘子的模樣嗎？

1692
01:29:11,541 --> 01:29:12,458
有

1693
01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,000
很久以前…

1694
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:19,000
那時我們還在拍拖

1695
01:29:19,625 --> 01:29:21,000
那你就化一個

1696
01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,875
你那時想起過的模樣吧

1697
01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,166
那時我想起的模樣…

1698
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:33,208
我以為是屬於我的

1699
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:40,666
我不管，總而言之你今天

1700
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:43,583
要幫我化最美的新娘妝

1701
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:16,208
很美

1702
01:30:23,916 --> 01:30:24,875
過來

1703
01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:28,000
你站在這裡，別動

1704
01:30:28,875 --> 01:30:29,958
轉過身

1705
01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:34,041
不如你陪我走一次

1706
01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:36,291
-不行
-行

1707
01:30:53,791 --> 01:30:54,708
來了

1708
01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:57,541
正在排走位

1709
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:00,250
你好

1710
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:05,666
你愛她嗎？

1711
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:07,500
當然愛

1712
01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:09,375
好，那你答應我

1713
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:12,375
你這一輩子只會愛她一人

1714
01:31:12,458 --> 01:31:13,958
那當然不行

1715
01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,541
她那麼愛你，你還要愛別人？

1716
01:31:16,625 --> 01:31:17,916
她愛我很好

1717
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,541
但我也要愛別人的

1718
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:22,208
她這樣想，太自私了

1719
01:31:22,291 --> 01:31:23,916
那你要愛多少人才夠？

1720
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,416
越多越好

1721
01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:27,916
但有時我們人手不足

1722
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,625
愛不了這麼多，也沒辦法

1723
01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:30,916
你實在太過份，你…

1724
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,708
你玩集體？

1725
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:36,000
當然，要分享！
我也歡迎你加入我們的大家庭

1726
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:37,500
發神經！大家庭？

1727
01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:39,458
現在是一夫一妻制，你有病？

1728
01:31:39,541 --> 01:31:42,125
你有病？我們只是分享

1729
01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:44,750
阿夢，我不准你嫁這個男人

1730
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,333
我沒有說過他是我的未婚夫

1731
01:31:46,416 --> 01:31:48,875
他是神父

1732
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:51,416
真是好笑

1733
01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:54,250
神父？

1734
01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:56,958
只是說笑，神父

1735
01:31:57,583 --> 01:31:58,500
不好意思，神父

1736
01:31:58,583 --> 01:31:59,458
神父哥哥，不好意思

1737
01:31:59,541 --> 01:32:00,625
我真的是神父

1738
01:32:00,708 --> 01:32:02,041
對不起

1739
01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:03,583
等你很久了，對不起

1740
01:32:03,666 --> 01:32:05,000
如何？人到齊了？

1741
01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:06,041
人齊了

1742
01:32:06,125 --> 01:32:07,041
還有新…

1743
01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:08,083
就三個人

1744
01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:13,833
你又玩我？

1745
01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:14,833
是

1746
01:32:15,416 --> 01:32:16,333
我想看看

1747
01:32:16,416 --> 01:32:19,000
你見到我結婚，會有什麼反應

1748
01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:26,791
戴夢妮，我沒有時間再跟你玩

1749
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:29,750
我不玩了，好嗎？

1750
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:33,333
鄭宇強

1751
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,208
張愛玲說過

1752
01:32:38,583 --> 01:32:39,541
「這個世界上」

1753
01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:41,625
「總有一個人等著你」

1754
01:32:42,458 --> 01:32:44,208
「不管在什麼時候」

1755
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:46,041
「不管在什麼地方」

1756
01:32:46,916 --> 01:32:48,416
「反正你知道」

1757
01:32:48,916 --> 01:32:50,250
「總有這麼個人」

1758
01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:54,125
我一直覺得這個人就是你

1759
01:32:55,083 --> 01:32:56,500
我貪玩

1760
01:32:57,041 --> 01:32:59,541
是因為我知道無論我何時回來

1761
01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:01,375
你都會在這裡等我

1762
01:33:01,916 --> 01:33:04,041
是因為我知道這個世界上

1763
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:06,166
只有你才能讓我任性

1764
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,500
我猜你現在已經不再等我了

1765
01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:15,541
神父，不如你跟我結婚吧

1766
01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:17,666
等等

1767
01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:20,541
是的

1768
01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,125
我不再等你

1769
01:33:24,833 --> 01:33:25,875
你曾經對我說過

1770
01:33:25,958 --> 01:33:27,750
為什麼只當你的第一任男友

1771
01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:29,458
而不當你最後一任男朋友

1772
01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:30,583
我現在告訴你

1773
01:33:30,666 --> 01:33:33,083
我要當你最後一任男朋友

1774
01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:35,750
我要娶你

1775
01:33:35,833 --> 01:33:37,166
神父，我要娶她

1776
01:33:37,250 --> 01:33:38,291
那就好

1777
01:33:38,791 --> 01:33:41,125
但我趕時間，你有否準備戒指？

1778
01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:46,375
很開心吧？

1779
01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:49,375
未宣誓就交換戒指，完全亂套

1780
01:33:49,458 --> 01:33:50,416
先脫掉

1781
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,500
進去吧

1782
01:34:15,375 --> 01:34:17,166
還是不要進去了

1783
01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:35,000
恭喜你

1784
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:37,500
八婆小…

1785
01:34:37,791 --> 01:34:40,125
八婆小姐，你也來了？

1786
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:42,041
本來我不想來的

1787
01:34:42,125 --> 01:34:44,416
但我控制不了自己

1788
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,791
不怕告訴你，我想通了

1789
01:34:47,291 --> 01:34:48,625
想通了？

1790
01:34:49,083 --> 01:34:51,083
想通了要逼自己看心上人

1791
01:34:51,166 --> 01:34:52,166
跟別人結婚？

1792
01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:54,125
正好相反

1793
01:34:54,208 --> 01:34:56,625
我今天來是搶回屬於我的男人

1794
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:59,791
我覺得他跟我一起，才是最幸福的

1795
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,541
你以為是而已

1796
01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:03,166
真正愛一個人

1797
01:35:03,250 --> 01:35:06,208
是要相信自己能給他最大的幸福

1798
01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:10,958
你憑什麼

1799
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:12,666
能給他最大的幸福？

1800
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,041
你管我

1801
01:35:15,291 --> 01:35:16,916
我有辦法

1802
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,166
我連槍都帶來了

1803
01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:22,791
你別阻止我

1804
01:35:26,625 --> 01:35:28,166
這麼猛

1805
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,041
她說得對

1806
01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:36,875
愛一個人

1807
01:35:37,375 --> 01:35:38,708
應該要相信自己

1808
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:39,916
能給她最大的幸福

1809
01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:52,916
廖小必

1810
01:35:53,458 --> 01:35:56,375
你是否願意娶簡潔小姐

1811
01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:58,875
即是你右邊手牽著那位

1812
01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:01,458
當你的的合法妻子？

1813
01:36:01,541 --> 01:36:03,791
無論安樂困苦…

1814
01:36:03,875 --> 01:36:05,666
我也要這樣的婚禮

1815
01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:07,291
放心

1816
01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:10,166
我們的婚禮一定比這個大一倍

1817
01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,833
我說的是浪漫，不是規模

1818
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:13,916
知道

1819
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:15,958
健康衰弱

1820
01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:17,875
也一樣安慰她

1821
01:36:17,958 --> 01:36:21,333
鼓勵她，專一對她

1822
01:36:21,416 --> 01:36:24,208
一心一意同生共死？

1823
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:26,708
原來責任這麼大？

1824
01:36:26,833 --> 01:36:29,083
一句話，你是否願意？

1825
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,583
可否讓我先說？

1826
01:36:40,625 --> 01:36:43,125
我一直以為自己是最厲害的化妝師

1827
01:36:43,708 --> 01:36:44,875
其實不是

1828
01:36:45,958 --> 01:36:47,250
最好的化妝

1829
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,833
不是要掩蓋一個人的缺點

1830
01:36:50,916 --> 01:36:52,416
而是要突出一個人的優點

1831
01:36:53,250 --> 01:36:54,541
就像愛情

1832
01:36:55,833 --> 01:36:57,250
當你愛一個人

1833
01:36:57,583 --> 01:36:59,333
你只會見到她的優點

1834
01:37:00,208 --> 01:37:01,916
不是見不到她的缺點

1835
01:37:02,166 --> 01:37:03,375
只是不介意

1836
01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,333
好的化妝

1837
01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:07,416
不是偽裝

1838
01:37:08,375 --> 01:37:10,541
但我偏偏用偽裝保護自己

1839
01:37:11,291 --> 01:37:12,750
你告訴我，你缺乏安全感

1840
01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:15,250
其實最缺乏安全感的人是我

1841
01:37:16,708 --> 01:37:18,875
我竟然還教你拍拖，教你求婚

1842
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:21,125
將自己最心愛的人親手送給別人

1843
01:37:21,666 --> 01:37:23,125
那你究竟想怎樣？

1844
01:37:24,166 --> 01:37:25,625
其實我一直都知道

1845
01:37:27,125 --> 01:37:29,083
你教我拍拖

1846
01:37:29,166 --> 01:37:31,958
又教我求婚之類

1847
01:37:32,208 --> 01:37:34,166
原來你一直在我背後

1848
01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:36,250
暗戀我

1849
01:37:38,291 --> 01:37:40,958
我是不會喜歡男人的

1850
01:37:41,875 --> 01:37:43,833
他不是對你說

1851
01:37:44,333 --> 01:37:46,625
他說得這麼清楚，不是對我說

1852
01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:48,208
難道是對你說？

1853
01:37:49,583 --> 01:37:51,000
我真的不是對你說

1854
01:37:53,041 --> 01:37:54,166
大家不要動！

1855
01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,708
我是來搶婚的

1856
01:37:58,125 --> 01:38:01,833
不要逼我

1857
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,000
滑捋捋，我不准你跟別的女生結婚

1858
01:38:07,250 --> 01:38:09,625
別吵

1859
01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:18,375
你這麼缺乏安全感，為什麼現在不走？

1860
01:38:19,083 --> 01:38:20,583
因為我知道你喜歡我

1861
01:38:20,958 --> 01:38:22,208
所以我什麼都不怕

1862
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:28,333
你兩個別動

1863
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:47,791
這個世界上

1864
01:38:48,375 --> 01:38:50,083
沒有人能像你這麼瘋

1865
01:38:50,708 --> 01:38:52,916
沒有人能像你這麼痴戀我

1866
01:38:57,208 --> 01:38:58,375
大家冷靜點

1867
01:38:58,708 --> 01:39:00,583
一切都在掌握之中

1868
01:39:09,750 --> 01:39:11,583
滑捋捋先生，對不起

1869
01:39:11,666 --> 01:39:13,125
我真的不能嫁給你

1870
01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,500
我看到

1871
01:39:14,875 --> 01:39:17,250
對不起，我也不能娶你了

1872
01:39:17,833 --> 01:39:21,541
對了，那你是喜歡男人還是女人？

1873
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:23,916
關你什麼事？

1874
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:28,333
說笑而已，我扮基只是為了糊口

1875
01:39:28,416 --> 01:39:31,375
在剛才混亂的場面，生死關頭

1876
01:39:31,458 --> 01:39:33,916
相信大家都找到心中所愛

1877
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,125
就像我一樣

1878
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:44,000
既然剛才喜事出了一點意外

1879
01:39:44,083 --> 01:39:46,000
我提議，不如再擇吉日

1880
01:39:46,083 --> 01:39:47,791
喜上加喜

1881
01:39:47,875 --> 01:39:49,291
來一個最強喜事

1882
01:39:49,458 --> 01:39:50,708
Dream Dream，你認為如何？

1883
01:39:50,791 --> 01:39:52,166
我全聽你的

1884
01:39:54,041 --> 01:39:56,250
好

1885
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,791
恭喜發財！

1886
01:40:02,875 --> 01:40:06,000
恭祝大家，兔年行好運！

1887
01:40:06,083 --> 01:40:08,000
恭喜恭喜！