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我不是一個普通的男人

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我現在不是在化妝

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而是在偽裝

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因為我的工作需要我這麼做

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嗨，大家好，我是沈美老師

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又到了我們最受歡迎的美容環節啦

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我們邀請到神級化妝師沈美老師

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今天要介紹什麼呢？

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今天，我要教大家…

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上班前的三分鐘快速化妝術

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三分鐘，真的那麼厲害？

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是呀，也就是泡一個泡麵的時間嘛

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厲害，我的天

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三分鐘就可以化一個美美的妝

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好厲害

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現在我們馬上請上我們的示範模特兒

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小姐

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嗨，大家好

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好啦，我們開始

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在化妝之前，首先我們會用精華液…

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按幾滴在掌心

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然後塗抹均勻

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替臉部按摩大概半小時

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那我們就可以…

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沈美老師

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剛才你說三分鐘化妝

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現在又說三十分鐘

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到底要多久呀？

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化妝就三分鐘

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臉部按摩，要半小時

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全套，就九十分鐘

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不好意思，時間有限

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快點開始，好嗎？

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這個按摩

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我們會先由額頭位置開始做起

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首先把精華液擦在額頭上

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輕輕向外推

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然後再往下推…

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到臉頰位置時

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我們就做一個提拉

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令整張臉更緊實，更尖，更瘦

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好了，下面呢

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我們沿著兩邊的淋巴輕輕推

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然後經鎖骨位置，再沿著胸口向外推

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小姐

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為什麼妳的呼吸突然變得這麼奇怪？

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不好意思，沈美老師

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我今天有點鼻子不通

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所以要用嘴來呼吸

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我想按摩時間差不多了

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沈美老師，開始化妝吧

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好啊

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好了

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塗了唇彩之後，我們要做什麼呢？

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沒錯了，就是畫眉

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但是要記住，畫眉呢…

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千萬不要從眉頭開始畫

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一定要在眉中間

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慢慢地勾畫出眉山的形狀出來

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然後，再用這眉掃…

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均勻地把它掃開

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油田不能打手機

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大家要注意安全

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你放心，我們會注意的

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我們現在就去展覽廳參觀吧

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好

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該買的我都買齊了

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妳不該買的也買了

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我看一下幾點了

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該給我寶貝打電話了

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用我們的油田開發技術，產量…

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喂

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剛才為什麼不聽我電話

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油田不能用手機嘛

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妳找我有什麼事？

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猜猜我和誰在一起？

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猜猜我們倆中午吃什麼？

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猜猜我有沒有想你？

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我很忙的

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說愛我，快點，說

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好了，我愛妳愛妳…愛妳

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豈有此理

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陳總

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你不是掛了你愛人的電話吧？

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我們談生意要緊嘛

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那你死定了

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喂

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陳奇俠，你剛才掛我的電話

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現在我也要掛你的電話

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她掛我的電話

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陳總，你沒經驗了

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我以前跟你一樣

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也掛了我老婆一個電話

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我花了五百萬…

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送給她一條鑽石項鍊才搞定呀

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你怎麼不早說？

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不如這樣，陳總

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你買件玩具，給你愛人玩

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越大，越貴，越好

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大玩具

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老闆

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小姐呢？

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小姐，在那邊生氣呢

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沾沾

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今天又學了什麼健美技巧呀？

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看電視，節目裡教的

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我教你

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一、二、三、四…

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挺腰瘦小腿…

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有沒有效呀？

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我已經量過了

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我已經瘦了一吋

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摸摸看，有沒有豬腩肉

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關你什麼事？

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好

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送給妳

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你瘋啦

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買這麼多化妝品

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得花好幾萬塊錢的吧

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哪止幾萬，我整個公司都買下來了

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這是中國品牌公司

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以後

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妳就是這家化妝品公司的老闆娘了

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這是為什麼呢？

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我又忙，我又沒時間陪妳

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我又知道妳喜歡化妝

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我特意買了個大玩具

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不…

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是買一家化妝品公司給妳

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讓妳以後有事做嘛

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謝謝你呀，寶貝

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妳壓著我的大肚腩…

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我透不過氣啊

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可是我只會用化妝品

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我不會經營公司的呀

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傻瓜

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我開石油公司

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難道我自己採石油呀

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妳管理不了那公司，妳就找個人去管

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妳管他就行啦

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但要是臨時才發現要穿的裙子不合適

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鈕子扣來扣去扣不上，那怎麼辦？

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沈美老師有辦法

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一個一個來，不要急

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有沒有用我教的方法化妝？

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謝謝你，沈先生

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小姐，妳這份是什麼？

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合約

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合約

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妳沒病吧

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我沒病呀

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我呢，收購了一家化妝品公司

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我想聘請你做我的總裁

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小姐，其實我很忙的

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我又要主持節目，又要教人化妝

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沒關係的

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如果你不去，反正你已經簽約了

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我就去找律師告你

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妳這不是打劫嘛

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不要浪費時間啦

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年薪一千萬，現金，全給你

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一千萬

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這還要考慮呀？

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沾沾，上車

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開車

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-等一下呀
-萬惡的金錢

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失戀呀？

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他說我是恐龍，他已經不愛我了

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妳一點都看不到自己美的地方

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你騙我，我一點都不美

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妳根本沒發現自己美在哪裡

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人家不愛妳不重要

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最重要的是妳自己愛自己

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我真的覺得自己好醜

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如果妳不介意，妳給我幾分鐘

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我可以證明妳有多美

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妳的眼跟妳的眉

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它們的距離是黃金比例

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全世界只有百分之二的女孩是這樣

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妳沒有聽見妳的優點在控訴

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好美啊

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我敢擔保，全世界沒死的人…

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對妳都有心跳的感覺

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真謝謝你呀

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自信…自信

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謝謝

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再見美女

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她的妝是你化的？

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女人可以為了美，付出任何代價

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而且沒有女人真的覺得自己完全不美

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我是鄭宇強

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一個普通化妝師兼售貨員

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我瞭解大部分女人，除了一個…

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你好

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你好

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你好

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你好嗎？

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鄭宇強，有什麼可以幫你嗎？

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我猜，妳會不會是正在寫一個

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關於空中小姐的故事呢？

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又給你猜到了

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是嗎，我只是隨便亂說而已

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出版社說

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最近空中小姐的題材有銷量

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我下一個故事呢

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就寫空中小姐

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和機長發生一段生死戀

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我現在想要一個空中小姐的感覺

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待會我就會去機場，認識一個機長

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或者兩個

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談一場戀愛吧

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機長，請喝茶

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機長，我們現在飛到哪裡的上空了？

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妳想飛去哪裡，就飛去哪裡囉

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我們不是要中途轉機的嗎？

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怎麼可以不聽控制塔的指示呀

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我的人生

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就因為妳得到轉機

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從這一刻開始…

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妳控制的，是我的感情和我的生命

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我已經將我的生命和整架飛機

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都交給妳了

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那不是很不負責任嗎？

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就是因為我對你負責任

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我願意對所有人都不負責任

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你怎麼可以這樣呀？

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發生什麼事？

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沒什麼，墜機了

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不是吧

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生死戀呀

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我不要生死戀

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你快點救我呀…

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下機了

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00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,666
我是來換贈品的

237
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,750
這張代金券

238
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,125
過期了

239
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,125
我留給妳了，小姐

240
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,000
謝謝啦

241
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,583
妳多用心寫小說囉

242
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:06,166
我是用自己的名字寫不好賣呀

243
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:10,083
我用別人的名字來寫，很受歡迎的

244
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,250
她是戴夢妮

245
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,375
是我的初戀女朋友

246
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,125
她每次寫書都好投入

247
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,250
為了投入角色

248
00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:22,958
她一定會打扮成書裡的主角

249
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,791
去尋找戀愛

250
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,500
她每次來找我，只有兩個原因

251
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,041
不是拿化妝品

252
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,791
就是失戀

253
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,208
沈先生，早

254
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,250
詹小姐已經在房間等你了

255
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,250
一直走到底那間就是了

256
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,333
坐接待處的都美成這樣

257
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,583
那裡面的還了得？

258
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:03,208
先生，裡面有好多美女在等你呀

259
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,541
這裡好大的，不如我帶你進去吧

260
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,708
我好開心啊

261
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:14,125
這地方我今天包了

262
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,375
我要好多女人

263
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,708
你好壞呀…

264
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,666
我求求你，不要這樣，先生

265
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,125
妳就想

266
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:24,375
裡面還有好多美女，不要抱住我

267
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,916
先生，沈先生

268
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,416
嗨

269
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,791
大公司我去過不少了，我會走的

270
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,625
你好，我叫貝特

271
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,291
貝特

272
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:36,666
我會記住的

273
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,500
沈先生，你好

274
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,333
我是詹小姐的秘書咪莫

275
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,416
請跟我這邊來

276
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,125
沈先生，早

277
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,125
早

278
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,250
早上好

279
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,666
沈先生，其實有一件事情

280
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,250
我一直忘了跟你說

281
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,583
你不要介意啊

282
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,625
什麼事？

283
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:03,833
我一直忘了跟你說

284
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,333
我們公司的員工全部都是女的

285
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,416
妳不說還好好的，妳一說，我真的

286
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,500
我真的介意得不得了

287
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,250
你介意啦？

288
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,625
我真的好介意

289
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:26,791
沈先生，你好

290
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,250
用得著這麼介意嗎？

291
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,958
這份數據你看一下

292
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:31,041
謝謝了

293
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,166
我給諸位介紹一下

294
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,166
這位就是我們公司新來的總裁

295
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,625
沈美先生

296
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,291
大家好

297
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,625
為了讓老闆娘能夠明白我講什麼

298
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,833
我用我的肢體語言來表達

299
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,208
大家歡迎

300
00:16:57,791 --> 00:17:00,250
好緊張…我真的好緊張

301
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,875
呼吸，呼吸

302
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,375
我認為

303
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,375
我認為

304
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:09,750
只要有幻想，凡事都能成真

305
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,000
只要我們肯努力

306
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,625
別人看不起我們

307
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:18,375
我們不要看不起自己

308
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,375
我們要努力大家一起努力

309
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,833
謝謝

310
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:27,458
妳是誰呀？

311
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,375
她是你的助手

312
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,583
她叫簡潔

313
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,375
妳…妳說什麼？

314
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,541
她是你的助手，她叫簡潔

315
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,166
茶水阿姨是我助手

316
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:44,625
沈美老師，你好，我叫簡潔

317
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,083
我看過你的節目

318
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,916
你真人比上鏡帥

319
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,583
那我上鏡很醜嗎？

320
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,375
不是，你真人更好看

321
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,541
妳之前隸屬哪個部門，做過些什麼？

322
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:03,791
原本我是營運部那邊

323
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,750
請來當臨時工的

324
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,375
然後市場部那邊又缺人

325
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,375
那我就去市場部那邊

326
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,041
幫他們做廣告和推廣活動

327
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,333
因為我又懂一點點的化學

328
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,500
那我就去實驗室，幫忙做一些測試啦

329
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,458
大學時我學了一點會計

330
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,666
不巧會計部也缺人手

331
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,000
我考了會計師執照

332
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,458
幫了他們兩個月

333
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:19,875
行了

334
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,750
聽得我頭都疼了

335
00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,125
總之，妳就是我秘書啦

336
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,958
沈美老師，其實我不是你的秘書

337
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:27,916
我是你助理

338
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,125
你秘書是霜霜

339
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,500
哪個霜霜呀？

340
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,291
那位小姐

341
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,208
那妳呢？

342
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:36,916
沈美老師，不如我跟你解釋一下

343
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,875
秘書和助理

344
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:38,833
分別好大的

345
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,333
秘書的職責和助理的職責

346
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:41,958
我現在跟你清清楚楚說一遍好嗎？

347
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,416
行行行，我都耳鳴了

348
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,958
首先，妳要搞清楚

349
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,750
不要再叫我沈美老師

350
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,083
叫我沈美就可以了

351
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,583
是，知道了，沈美老師

352
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:55,208
沈美老師，我好高興當你的下屬

353
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,958
沒事了，妳出去吧，謝謝

354
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,083
慢走

355
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:37,500
好久不見

356
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,208
想不到當年在化妝學校

357
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,708
數一數二的鄭宇強

358
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:44,000
這麼多年，居然還在這裡當售貨員

359
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,000
我也沒想到，當年最聰明的那個

360
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,916
如今竟然變成了最娘娘腔的沈美老師

361
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,958
喂，混口飯吃嘛

362
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,250
我也是混口飯的

363
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,166
我今天來找你，是想你幫我

364
00:19:58,750 --> 00:19:59,708
負責美麗公司

365
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,666
在香港中環最高級的專櫃

366
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,333
我在深圳哄哄大嬸阿姨

367
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:05,291
做做街坊生意

368
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,625
不知道有多自在

369
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,666
你叫我去香港中環

370
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,291
伺候闊太，我怎麼應付得來？

371
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,041
你能哄大嬸阿姨

372
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,541
就不能搞定那些闊太嗎？

373
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,416
你不會想在這裡窩一輩子吧

374
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,250
我們一定要做好本土的品牌

375
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:20,708
全中國的女人，都在等我們

376
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,291
薪水多少？

377
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,041
由你開啦

378
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,000
哈囉

379
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:44,416
無用的女人，正是最厲害的女人

380
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,125
妳在說什麼？

381
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,041
當一個男人不愛你的時候

382
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,500
你對他好也沒有用

383
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,333
對他不好也沒有用

384
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,500
剛才那句是張愛玲說的

385
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,375
最近張愛玲又流行起來了

386
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,041
出版社叫我用張加玲的名字

387
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,125
去寫那個年代的小說

388
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,000
好讓人家買錯呀

389
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,083
你今天找我來，有什麼事？

390
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,958
我想告訴你，我換了工作

391
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,833
我換到一家高級百貨公司裡的

392
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,208
化妝專櫃當主管

393
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,125
你問我愛你值不值得

394
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,166
其實你應該知道

395
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:25,083
愛一個人，就是不問值得

396
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:26,666
不值得

397
00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:30,208
張愛玲不是很久以前的嗎？

398
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,291
又流行啦

399
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,166
那葉問也好久啦

400
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:36,458
現在不也很多人爭著拍

401
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,750
你知不知道黃百鳴要拍

402
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,375
王家衛也要拍嗎？

403
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,208
那人家也找梁朝偉拍

404
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,291
拍了多久呀

405
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,333
都不知道什麼時候才能拍完

406
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,416
耍人的

407
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:54,416
(當葉問遇上張加玲)

408
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:01,125
在下葉問，佛山詠春派

409
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:04,958
你好有型啊

410
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,416
我說那帽子

411
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:08,958
過獎，過獎

412
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:12,166
那請問你這次約我出來有何貴幹？

413
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,375
聽聞加玲師傅妳是愛情高手

414
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,375
所以今日小弟專程來拜訪

415
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,250
希望可以在感情上面

416
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,541
向加玲師傅切磋切磋

417
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:24,125
那其實，你是不是想跟我拍拖呢？

418
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,916
正是正是，不過…

419
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:30,000
拍拖這門功夫呢，我比較生疏

420
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,041
所以今天專程來拜訪

421
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,583
拍拖就要牽著手了

422
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,916
那你有沒有試過牽女生的手

423
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,833
牽女生的手呢，我是不太會了

424
00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:44,375
不過黐手，我還可以的

425
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:48,416
牽手我試得多了，黐手我還真沒試過

426
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:49,750
浪不浪漫呀？

427
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:52,458
如果妳不介意，恕我直言

428
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:55,416
我認為，黐手比牽手更過癮

429
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,708
真的？

430
00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:58,875
那你教教我吧

431
00:22:58,958 --> 00:22:59,875
好

432
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,416
對了，加玲師傅

433
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:05,041
妳吃過飯沒有？

434
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,208
我還沒有吃飯呢

435
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,583
我也是

436
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:11,958
希望黐手

437
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:14,666
有一天比牽手更偉大

438
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,166
真的挺有趣的

439
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,416
我想到怎麼寫了

440
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,041
你自己去找小說看，不要騷擾我

441
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:34,333
阿夢喜歡把香水加進墨水裡寫作

442
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,125
說這樣浪漫一點

443
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,666
她特別喜歡在這個書店寫稿

444
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,291
當是自己的辦公室

445
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,958
阿夢是一個一天二十四小時

446
00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:46,791
都在做夢的人

447
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:51,458
她經常會跟我說一些我不懂的話

448
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:56,791
為什麼你是我第一個男朋友呢？

449
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:01,250
為什麼你不是我最後一個男朋友呢？

450
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,333
我有時不知道

451
00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:08,666
如果我沒有遇到你，我會怎樣呢？

452
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,000
可是我又想知道

453
00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:14,041
不知道怎樣的怎樣

454
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,541
又會是怎樣的呢？

455
00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:23,833
看完了，就可以簽了

456
00:24:23,916 --> 00:24:26,125
-好
-親愛的

457
00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,458
寶貝

458
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:29,708
驚喜吧

459
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,666
驚喜吧

460
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,875
妳大老遠跑到銀川來幹嘛？

461
00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:37,083
我是特意來找你的

462
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,625
不好意思

463
00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:44,666
原來是嫂子

464
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,291
久仰久仰

465
00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:48,875
女朋友啦，沾

466
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,291
女朋友沾，幸會幸會

467
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,583
幸會呀，請坐

468
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,250
親愛的

469
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:56,750
幹嘛呀妳？

470
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,458
你記不記得今天是什麼重要的日子

471
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,000
當然記得啦

472
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,375
今天是我跟張總簽約的大日子

473
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:08,208
晚上還訂了桌子吃飯，妳也可以來

474
00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:10,291
蘇珊，帶她出去等我

475
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,166
詹小姐，請跟我來

476
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,291
你真的不記得今天是什麼日子了

477
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,916
是簽約的大日子嘛

478
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,916
不重要了

479
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,625
沾沾…

480
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,291
又發神經病了

481
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:22,791
今天是什麼大日子呀？

482
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,166
完了，老闆

483
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:27,666
今天是詹小姐生日

484
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,833
生日

485
00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:31,250
陳總，你死定了

486
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,375
死定就死定，簽了合約再說

487
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,250
老闆娘，我下班了

488
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,166
吃那麼多零食，當正餐呀

489
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:46,500
這是我的生日晚餐

490
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:47,833
今天妳生日？

491
00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:48,833
嗯

492
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,333
生日快樂

493
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,791
幹嘛生日不吃蛋糕呢？

494
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:54,208
啊，我知道了

495
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,125
一定是邊吃零食，邊等老闆陪妳吃飯

496
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,708
因為他已經忘記今天是我的生日了

497
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,708
他的心裡面，就想著賺錢賺錢

498
00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:04,291
在他的心裡面，生意比什麼都重要

499
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:05,958
是不是男人覺得女人的生日

500
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:06,958
都不重要？

501
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,250
當然不是啦

502
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,958
女人的生日不知有多重要

503
00:26:10,041 --> 00:26:12,541
所有姊妹的生日，我全部記得

504
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,125
真的？

505
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:16,125
真的

506
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:23,458
跟我走

507
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,458
去哪？

508
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,625
快點

509
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,083
去…去哪？

510
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:28,500
我要你送花給我

511
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,416
老闆娘

512
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,791
那麼晚了

513
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:34,750
就只有這裡還有花賣

514
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:37,166
妳就將就一下，先收下吧

515
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,666
不知道從什麼時候開始

516
00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:41,583
我男朋友習慣所有的事情

517
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,833
都找秘書去做

518
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,583
我已經很久沒有收到他

519
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,958
親手送給我的花了

520
00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:51,208
對女人來說，收花並不是重要的

521
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:55,041
有沒有花心思送花才是重點

522
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:57,875
我還要蛋糕

523
00:26:58,416 --> 00:26:59,666
還要蛋糕

524
00:27:10,791 --> 00:27:11,958
我要這個蛋糕

525
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,250
不行呀，小姐，那是我的

526
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,250
我沒有看到妳付錢，怎麼會是妳的

527
00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,416
這個小姐說

528
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,291
待會到特價時段的時候

529
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,833
她就會賣給我

530
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,458
從一家公司的利益角度上來講

531
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:31,500
我要買原價的，她要買特價的

532
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,375
當然是賣給我啦

533
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,625
小姐，我這蛋糕

534
00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,416
是買給我孫女兒的

535
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,250
她爸爸媽媽不在了

536
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:48,875
從小到大，還沒有過生日蛋糕

537
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,958
妳可不可以…

538
00:27:50,041 --> 00:27:51,041
算了算了

539
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,166
蛋糕妳隨時都有

540
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,958
這個蛋糕對人家那麼重要

541
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,166
妳就讓給人家啦，老闆娘

542
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,666
我不管，我要

543
00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:02,500
一起許個願吧

544
00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:03,500
嗯

545
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,166
好，吹蠟燭

546
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,166
一、二、三

547
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,583
好，生日快樂

548
00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:17,208
真的謝謝你們

549
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:18,958
不用客氣

550
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:21,625
好吃嗎？

551
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:22,750
好吃呀

552
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,291
原來我一直以為，我過生日

553
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,291
要讓別人為我做些事情

554
00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:28,833
我才會開心

555
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,250
現在我覺得讓別人開心

556
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,541
我才會更開心

557
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,000
拍一張

558
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,375
妹妹，來幫姐姐拍張照片

559
00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:41,375
按這裡

560
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:43,416
預備

561
00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:45,708
一、二、三

562
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,583
老闆，老闆

563
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,083
你不用再擔心

564
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,875
昨天沒有陪詹小姐過生日了

565
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,958
人家過得很開心的

566
00:28:57,041 --> 00:28:58,291
沒有我還開心？

567
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,166
新浪微博上寫了，你自己看

568
00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,916
這是男孩子的手

569
00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:07,208
這不是男孩子的手

570
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,708
這一看就是男人的手嘛

571
00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:22,416
各位同事

572
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,291
我們這次防曬系列廣告的

573
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,666
拍攝地點有很多選擇

574
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:30,041
我們可以去外太空、沙漠、遊艇上

575
00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:32,000
甚至非洲的游泳池

576
00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:38,458
-喂
-沾沾呀，我是寶貝呀

577
00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:39,875
妳猜猜我在幹什麼

578
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:41,875
我現在沒空，晚點再打給你

579
00:29:41,958 --> 00:29:43,500
說你愛我

580
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:46,166
愛你…繼續

581
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,166
在遊艇拍最好

582
00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:50,166
那些模特兒身材都很好

583
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,333
全都穿上三點式泳裝

584
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:53,666
等等

585
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:56,250
現在說的廣告，下個禮拜就要拍了

586
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:57,666
那麼短時間

587
00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,625
我怕未必能找到一艘像樣的遊艇

588
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:08,375
-喂
-喂

589
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,833
-溜溜
-我是

590
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,666
-你是滑溜溜嗎？
-都說是啦

591
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,125
我下個星期要拍廣告

592
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,458
你有那麼多遊艇

593
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:15,625
-借我用一艘
-哪一條？

594
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:17,125
最普通那種就可以了

595
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,333
沒問題

596
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:19,291
真的？

597
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:22,041
-真的，我那麼多條，無所謂
-謝謝…

598
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,250
再見

599
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,208
搞定

600
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,833
不好意思，詹小姐

601
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,125
剛才很輕易把遊艇借給你的那位是

602
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,500
他不就是有千億身家

603
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,958
綽號叫滑溜溜的？

604
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,583
是呀

605
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,583
我們是好朋友啦

606
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,208
他好像還沒有女朋友

607
00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:41,375
妳也有機會呀

608
00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:46,166
為什麼開會都沒有人通知我？

609
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,916
怎樣說我也是市場總監

610
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,375
人家說妳忙嘛，省得去麻煩妳啦

611
00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:53,333
不過沒關係，我們已經決定了

612
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,375
我們下個禮拜在遊艇上拍廣告

613
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:56,958
妳有空就過來看看啦

614
00:30:57,041 --> 00:30:57,958
簡潔

615
00:30:58,750 --> 00:30:59,791
把東西收好

616
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:00,958
是的，沈美老師

617
00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:02,708
老闆，我們散會了

618
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:08,250
我的天，海上的太陽好毒

619
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,625
不知道要做多少美白

620
00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:12,166
才能白回來，妳說是不是呀？

621
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,958
就是呀

622
00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:17,000
真不知道是誰想出來的要出海拍廣告

623
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,208
真是作孽

624
00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:20,291
吹一點風啦

625
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,666
給她們營造一點飄逸的感覺

626
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:22,750
知道…沒問題

627
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,583
好好給我遮太陽

628
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:35,458
滑溜溜來了…他來了

629
00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:37,916
滑溜溜來了

630
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,916
幹什麼？

631
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:41,041
怎麼辦？

632
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:43,791
我聽說，他剛和女朋友分手

633
00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,625
如果看中我，就發達了

634
00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:48,000
就算機會渺茫，我們也要搏一搏

635
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:54,208
好了，出發

636
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,416
嗨，我是美麗公司的

637
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,708
市場總監，我叫喬蒂呀

638
00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:10,625
哈囉，我是蘇蘇

639
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,125
喬蒂的秘書呀

640
00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,541
我叫霜霜

641
00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,041
總裁沈美的秘書呀

642
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,500
女人啊…

643
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,666
女人啊…我透不過氣呀

644
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:22,833
好辛苦呀

645
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,166
嗨，我是美麗公司的總裁

646
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:26,250
男人

647
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,875
男人啊

648
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:33,291
男人…

649
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:39,791
真謝謝你呀

650
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,250
不用客氣

651
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,458
是啊，我還沒自我介紹，我叫沈美

652
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,875
你…你很怕女人嗎？

653
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,958
靠近我身邊的，全都是為了坑我的錢

654
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,666
全都是貪我的錢

655
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,958
你知道我的意思嗎？

656
00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,291
妳們先休息一下吧

657
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,291
-那邊很髒，妳擦一下
-我來…

658
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,583
剛剛上來的那個

659
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,500
你喜不喜歡？

660
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:05,958
哪個？

661
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,125
現在在擦地的那個

662
00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,500
灰姑娘你試過沒有？

663
00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,291
專門做粗活的

664
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:14,875
好漂亮啊

665
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:17,166
做著粗活還那麼漂亮

666
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,125
但是灰姑娘還是會想騙我的錢

667
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,333
那你想不想試試？

668
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:24,458
可以試的嗎？

669
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,458
錢啊

670
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,500
好多的錢啊

671
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,166
不還是那麼貪錢

672
00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:38,125
你知道我的意思嗎？

673
00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:41,250
我知道，但是…

674
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,541
小姐，是不是妳掉了五千塊？

675
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:44,666
沒有呀

676
00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,583
我想問，是不是你們掉了五千塊？

677
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,833
小姐，不好意思，是不是妳掉了錢？

678
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:52,833
沈美老師，我撿到五千塊呀

679
00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:54,833
掉了錢的人一定很慘了

680
00:33:57,833 --> 00:34:00,500
這些零錢呢，是沈美老師借給我掉的

681
00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,333
因為我沒帶錢，灰姑娘

682
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,958
你好，滑溜溜先生

683
00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:06,916
我叫簡潔，不是灰姑娘

684
00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:30,625
喂？

685
00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:31,750
你好呀

686
00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,125
請問你是不是簡潔小姐？

687
00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,250
我是

688
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,375
我呢，叫做卡哇伊

689
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:41,166
是廖小必先生，人稱滑溜溜的秘書

690
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,666
是這樣，我老闆想請妳吃飯

691
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,750
不知道…妳有沒有空？

692
00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:49,125
滑溜溜先生想請我吃飯

693
00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:50,541
你…等等

694
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:51,541
什麼？

695
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,500
馬上答應就好啦

696
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,166
好…

697
00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:00,833
好呀

698
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,666
不好意思，我還是卡哇伊呢

699
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,375
那妳想吃什麼，我去訂位子

700
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:17,833
去這裡，不行啦

701
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:22,375
快餐店，就公司樓下左邊那家

702
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:23,875
快餐店

703
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,458
好啊，我一輩子都沒吃過

704
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,708
明晚八點

705
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:28,833
好啊

706
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,250
我們照舊包場吧

707
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,291
快餐店不能包場的，老闆

708
00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,166
那清場囉

709
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,416
是，老闆

710
00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:07,125
不好意思，先生

711
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,791
麻煩請你們去別的餐廳

712
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,000
不好意思，小姐，我們要清場

713
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:11,958
簡潔小姐

714
00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:13,583
滑溜溜先生，你真的來了

715
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,958
是我約妳的，我當然會來啦

716
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:18,000
我怕你不習慣這種地方呀

717
00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,291
這家餐廳，我每天都來的

718
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,083
請

719
00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:27,166
服務員

720
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,208
服務員

721
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:31,791
滑溜溜先生，這裡是自助的

722
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,333
自助是什麼意思？

723
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:36,500
我從小到大，什麼事情都有人幫

724
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,375
歡迎光臨，看看要吃點什麼

725
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
那麼，你們有沒有什麼拿手菜？

726
00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:44,708
你們大廚在不在

727
00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:46,208
能不能給我一點推薦？

728
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:49,541
後面菜單全有，可以看看

729
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,375
我們現在有一個東瀛火鍋餐

730
00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:54,666
有美國穀飼牛肉配鮮蝦

731
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,708
美國穀飼牛肉配那個醉雞

732
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:58,000
還有湯底呢

733
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,583
不如我們就吃那個火鍋吧，很有名的

734
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,625
妳想吃火鍋？火鍋囉

735
00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:04,916
加十塊錢有一大瓶葡萄汁

736
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,291
如果我要喝八二年的拉菲

737
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,375
加多少錢

738
00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:09,458
要一瓶八二葡萄汁啦

739
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:10,708
也是葡萄做的

740
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:13,166
行了，就這樣吧

741
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:14,458
多謝啦

742
00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,750
一百零五塊，謝謝

743
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:17,875
刷卡還是付現金？

744
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,541
一百零五塊

745
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,916
我說過請妳吃飯的嘛，我給

746
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:24,041
刷卡吧

747
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,333
好呀，這裡

748
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,375
沒反應，你沒錢呀？

749
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,500
什麼我沒錢？

750
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,458
我這張卡

751
00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:34,208
昨天才買了一輛飛機呀，大姐

752
00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,625
換一張刷啦

753
00:37:46,416 --> 00:37:48,416
張張都沒錢，你付現金吧

754
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,666
有錢人哪會帶現金呢？

755
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:51,958
阿成

756
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,083
不如這頓我請吧

757
00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:08,666
妳請我

758
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,083
滑溜溜先生，你沒事吧？

759
00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,041
我感動了

760
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:35,166
我這輩子，從來沒有女人請過我吃飯

761
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,333
我認識的女人只會請我吃虧

762
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:50,000
沾沾

763
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,708
電視機換了

764
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,250
化妝品換了

765
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:06,250
枕頭換了

766
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,666
被子換了

767
00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:11,958
床單換了

768
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,791
連床墊也換了

769
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:18,000
難道她還想換我？

770
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,875
我在南非呀

771
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,833
買了最名貴的鑽石頸鏈送給妳呀

772
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,208
謝謝你呀

773
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:29,250
妳看

774
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,625
亮得睜不開眼

775
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,833
我要睡覺

776
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:42,375
這個商場富家女

777
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,708
我們約了她一個月

778
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,000
回音都沒有

779
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,291
多壞呀

780
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:50,500
滑溜溜一個電話，就馬上肯見我們了

781
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,791
可能她真的覺得我們公司有誠意呢

782
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:54,958
但願囉

783
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:00,916
嗨

784
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,000
維多利亞小姐，妳好

785
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,708
叫我李小姐

786
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,791
妳就是我前任的新女友

787
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,250
就是她囉

788
00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:16,875
我跟你說話了嗎？

789
00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:18,791
我都不認識你

790
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,000
他是我們美麗公司的…

791
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,500
李小姐很忙的，你們只有五分鐘

792
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:25,166
是，這是我們給妳們公司的企劃書

793
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,666
在妳們公司租用的專櫃中

794
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:27,791
我相信妳有留意到

795
00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,750
我們在同級的…

796
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:34,375
高級專櫃中，都有不錯的業績

797
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,750
李小姐，我想在妳的商場那裡…

798
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:47,916
-喂
-喂

799
00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:50,625
你的新女友現在就在我面前

800
00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:51,583
妳想怎麼樣？

801
00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,583
我不覺得她很漂亮

802
00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,416
可能你覺得我主觀

803
00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:58,041
葛蕾斯，妳覺得她漂亮嗎？

804
00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,208
一般啦

805
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,083
你聽到啦

806
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:03,083
我們是分開了

807
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,833
你也給我一點面子呀

808
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,250
不要阿貓阿狗的都找來當女朋友

809
00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:13,875
昨晚我去舞會，讓人笑話

810
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:17,958
說我的前任，現在正在泡一個窮家女

811
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:22,250
我哭了一夜，我好傷心呀

812
00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:26,958
八卦周刊說，她以前住屋村的

813
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,208
拜託，我是給你面子，才肯見見她

814
00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:35,791
可悲

815
00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:39,041
八…婆

816
00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:40,291
你罵誰呀？

817
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:41,583
我罵妳這死八婆

818
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,750
妳這臭八婆，妳這傻八婆

819
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,750
連你老媽也是八婆

820
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:47,333
八婆…

821
00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:50,750
妳真是個死八婆

822
00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:51,750
八婆

823
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,500
人已經夠壞了，還高得跟竹竿一樣

824
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:57,583
下面那麼多波波，小心跌倒呀

825
00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,041
八婆秘書，剛剛好五分鐘

826
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:01,333
我們走

827
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:03,791
走了，八婆小姐

828
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,500
妳聽到了，他們罵我八婆

829
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,916
把他們加入黑名單呀

830
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,583
當我好欺負，臭八婆

831
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,583
幹嘛走這麼快，內急呀？

832
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:19,875
妳等等

833
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:21,541
喂

834
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,291
不好意思，沈美老師

835
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,666
再給我一點時間，很快就可以了

836
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:28,791
怎麼啦？

837
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,708
-妳沒事吧？
-我沒事

838
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,375
你給我一點時間，我沒事

839
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:46,041
不行呢，就不要硬撐

840
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,625
怎麼了？

841
00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:50,416
我想過

842
00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:52,791
我不跟滑溜溜先生拍拖了

843
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,125
那個八婆小姐說得很對

844
00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,625
我高攀不起呀

845
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,333
現在那男人又沒說不要妳

846
00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:03,083
妳平時為人很樂觀的

847
00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:06,625
我裝出來的，我很沒安全感的

848
00:43:07,875 --> 00:43:09,916
我裝樂觀來掩飾我的悲觀

849
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
你明不明白？

850
00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:12,500
妳現在什麼都不要管

851
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:13,916
上面那女人看不起妳

852
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,166
妳就不能敗給她

853
00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:16,458
在愛情上面

854
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,833
沒有什麼高不高攀的

855
00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,250
只有愛和不愛

856
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:22,625
妳沒有安全感，我給妳

857
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:23,916
我現在和妳打賭

858
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,625
妳嫁不出去的話，我輸

859
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:26,791
妳說什麼都依妳

860
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,041
如果妳嫁出去，我贏

861
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:32,000
怎麼說妳都沒有吃虧，對不對？

862
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:38,458
謝謝你

863
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:41,416
謝謝你，沈美老師，謝謝

864
00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:44,541
但不對呀

865
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,958
剛剛那個新專櫃談不成

866
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,791
我們回去怎樣交代？

867
00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:50,125
放心啦

868
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:54,083
你看那臭八婆怎樣跟滑溜溜交代好了

869
00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:56,875
做人這回事

870
00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,791
最重要的是自己向自己交代

871
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,000
沈美老師

872
00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,958
為什麼你突然好像變得很男人呀

873
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,291
你哪隻眼看見我很男人啦？

874
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,666
也是呀，又好像沒有很男人

875
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:27,666
請問你有沒有發現

876
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:31,208
最近她跟什麼可疑的人物來往呢？

877
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,791
我懷疑沾沾可能有外遇

878
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:38,750
沒呀

879
00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:40,541
沒有，你看看

880
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:44,750
一隻色狼的手，放在沾沾的胸口上面

881
00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:48,458
唯一的線索，就是這隻戒指

882
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,875
指甲上面的月牙這麼少

883
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,625
我肯定他腎虛

884
00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:57,666
你幹嘛？

885
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:01,791
我看一下有沒有腎虛

886
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
連我的女人都敢碰

887
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,416
我一定要把這個奸夫找出來

888
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,750
你…你又幹嘛？

889
00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:14,333
我的背部乾燥有點癢

890
00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,666
可能我等會塗些護膚霜沒事了

891
00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:18,333
我問過了

892
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:20,375
買他的手，八萬塊

893
00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:23,458
想沒後顧之憂，十五萬就搞定了

894
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,958
你說是不是很便宜？

895
00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,208
不行

896
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:29,416
大老闆，現在是法治社會，不能亂來

897
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:32,250
我開開玩笑，我怎麼會是這樣的人呢？

898
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:35,791
不過，當我失去耐性的時候

899
00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,541
我就不會再開玩笑

900
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,208
我會變成另外一個人

901
00:45:40,291 --> 00:45:42,166
老闆你放心，你給我一點時間

902
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,500
我馬上找私家偵探幫你搞定它

903
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:46,166
好，我給你時間，我先走了

904
00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:47,166
好

905
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,375
嘩，嚇死我

906
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:53,333
查出誰是奸夫沒有？

907
00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,166
我看沒這麼快吧

908
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,708
我現在沒有耐性了

909
00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:58,458
我也不再開玩笑了

910
00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,541
我要查清楚，沾沾生日那天

911
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,625
見過哪些男人

912
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,000
老闆

913
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,083
沈先生

914
00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:09,666
咪莫，知不知道詹小姐生日那天

915
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:11,041
見過什麼男人？

916
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:12,708
那天啊

917
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:15,625
我記得，她見過沈美老師你

918
00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,375
專櫃主管鄭宇強先生啦

919
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,833
她還叫了零食外賣，還說那人是帥哥

920
00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:23,416
立刻致電鄭宇強

921
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,291
最重要是叫那個叫帥哥的

922
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,083
送外賣的來見我

923
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:30,833
老闆，你這麼英明

924
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,708
相信那個男的一定無所遁形

925
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:35,833
喂

926
00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,750
那麼急找我幹嘛

927
00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:41,625
公司幕後大老闆想見你呀

928
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:43,500
但是你要小心

929
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,166
他有個怪病，叫戀手癖

930
00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:46,291
那到底是什麼？

931
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,333
總之他看中了你的手，就會捉牢不放

932
00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:49,958
不停地搓，不停地摸

933
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:51,458
就是摸一下手嘛

934
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:52,916
摸整整一天

935
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:54,708
你來了

936
00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:56,500
這位就是我們幕後大老闆

937
00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,250
-你好
-鄭宇強

938
00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:00,250
-你好
-鄭宇強

939
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:02,125
這裡是不是有人叫外賣？

940
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,250
對呀，過來吧，我給你錢

941
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,750
來，我老闆很好客的

942
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:11,916
待會兒他會跟你握手的

943
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,583
送外賣也握手呀

944
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,291
來，再給你一千塊

945
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:18,041
多加一隻戒指，那能握了吧

946
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,000
能握

947
00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:21,000
誰要握手呀，誰？

948
00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:24,000
你就是那個叫帥哥的吧

949
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:25,791
是呀，我媽都這麼叫我

950
00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:29,375
沒說要握這麼久

951
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,833
剛好四個人，不如我們打麻將吧

952
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:34,125
打牌好呀

953
00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:35,333
不過公司可以打牌嗎？

954
00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:37,375
這裡我最大，我說可以就可以

955
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,375
對，老闆喜歡打什麼就打什麼

956
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,000
那就實不相瞞

957
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:43,458
送外賣只不過是我鍛練牌品的兼職

958
00:47:43,541 --> 00:47:44,750
我真正的身份

959
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,666
是兩岸三地，大江南北

960
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,833
美加澳新的雀神

961
00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:50,958
那就開始囉

962
00:47:55,541 --> 00:47:57,166
幹什麼，不上班呀？

963
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:58,750
回去幹活，去

964
00:47:58,833 --> 00:47:59,750
回去幹活啦

965
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:01,500
來，打牌

966
00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:12,000
喂

967
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,083
幹嘛不洗牌？

968
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:15,291
是呀，幹嘛不洗牌？

969
00:48:16,291 --> 00:48:17,208
哦

970
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:20,250
幹嘛戴手套？

971
00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:24,041
我怕麻將太髒，我的手會敏感

972
00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:25,291
不行，脫了它

973
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:26,333
好啊

974
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:34,000
你幹什麼，塗了瀝青似的？

975
00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,291
老闆，我做那一行的

976
00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:37,916
要試試新產品的嘛

977
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,500
不行不行，擦了它

978
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,166
我塗的這個指甲油很貴的

979
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:42,291
那也要擦

980
00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:43,500
哦

981
00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:45,666
我們打台灣牌

982
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:46,875
我阿嬤是台灣人

983
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,500
我還沒斷奶已經會打了

984
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,041
我不是很會打，給點面子

985
00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:51,125
來來來

986
00:49:11,041 --> 00:49:11,958
幹嘛？

987
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,083
幹嘛，又沒人

988
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,333
沒人你還看

989
00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:20,791
我沒叫你看，我已經打了

990
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,375
打得這麼快

991
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:29,208
我好像胡了

992
00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,458
嚦咕嚦咕…地胡

993
00:49:35,541 --> 00:49:36,541
九十番呀

994
00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,291
好開心呀，走運了

995
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,916
九十番而已

996
00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:41,458
大家廣東人，打廣東牌

997
00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:42,791
台灣牌沒技術的

998
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:45,625
-二筒
-碰

999
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:49,791
碰

1000
00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:51,333
碰

1001
00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:54,125
碰

1002
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,208
碰

1003
00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:57,500
九章了吧？

1004
00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:58,500
碰

1005
00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:02,125
我不信邪，我包你

1006
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:04,500
那我胡了

1007
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,416
還真是你包呀

1008
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,500
不會吧

1009
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:10,000
走運而已

1010
00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:11,375
再來

1011
00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:14,750
等等

1012
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,000
換位子，我跟你換位子

1013
00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:19,166
我不介意

1014
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:21,750
等等

1015
00:50:21,916 --> 00:50:23,625
我們這局打北京牌

1016
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,958
認識了新的北京女朋友

1017
00:50:25,041 --> 00:50:27,875
所謂北京牌，最大的就是

1018
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,166
捉五馗

1019
00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:30,625
什麼叫捉五馗？

1020
00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:33,083
捉五馗…不就是捉五馗嘛

1021
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:36,375
就是四五六萬，卡窿五萬

1022
00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:38,750
你有沒有搞錯呀

1023
00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:40,041
知道你還問

1024
00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:41,833
問問嘛

1025
00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:57,750
你們看雀王摸到了什麼

1026
00:50:58,041 --> 00:50:59,166
我不打這隻，打這隻

1027
00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:05,083
我打西

1028
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,250
杠

1029
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,166
杠啊

1030
00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:19,541
再杠

1031
00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:26,625
我都說我今天走好運的啦

1032
00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,708
還捉不到你的馗

1033
00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:32,791
捉五馗呀…

1034
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,250
我捉老千呀

1035
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:35,666
-不礙著你吧
-謝謝

1036
00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:39,208
打麻將而已，用不著出刀嘛

1037
00:51:39,291 --> 00:51:40,333
你出老千就不對

1038
00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:41,291
把刀放下

1039
00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:42,250
讓我捅你一刀

1040
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:43,708
先把刀放下

1041
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:50,916
打牌就打牌，我們有修養的嘛

1042
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,333
出小刀，我怕的

1043
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:53,958
你這樣，我也怕呀

1044
00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,958
找死啊，真壞，忽然拿小刀出來

1045
00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:58,875
還好我沒贏過他的錢

1046
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,125
你們三個一起出老千

1047
00:52:02,291 --> 00:52:04,000
送外賣的你們都騙

1048
00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:06,833
我老闆幾百億身家

1049
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:08,416
要貪你那點小錢？

1050
00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:11,500
是你們逼我出絕招的

1051
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:13,583
你還想怎樣

1052
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:14,708
那你還要出槍呀

1053
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,875
四川牌，換位子

1054
00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:18,625
血戰到底

1055
00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:26,166
自摸胡了

1056
00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,666
我也胡了，看你們倆誰輸三家

1057
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,166
九索呀

1058
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:39,083
雀王來啦

1059
00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:43,125
喂

1060
00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:45,666
你看清楚點，你是詐胡了

1061
00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:47,208
你是詐胡啊，雀王

1062
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,125
停

1063
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,666
停什麼啦，我輸最多

1064
00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:53,208
你輸多少，我還多少

1065
00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:54,375
停住

1066
00:52:55,916 --> 00:52:57,750
看看像不像

1067
00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:59,000
不是你的手嗎？

1068
00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,916
現在不是

1069
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:04,833
現在一模一樣了

1070
00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:07,916
-真謝謝你呀
-不客氣

1071
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,041
這隻手是誰的？

1072
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,125
我看不會是你的吧

1073
00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:13,750
你這個奸夫

1074
00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:16,458
我最恨人家裝娘娘腔泡妞了

1075
00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,250
陳奇俠，你要搞清楚

1076
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,166
結了婚偷情才可以叫奸夫

1077
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:23,833
好像出大事了

1078
00:53:24,791 --> 00:53:26,250
比你詐胡還大呀

1079
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:28,333
你從來也沒有說過你要娶我

1080
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:30,666
現在你還懷疑我

1081
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,375
沾沾…

1082
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:36,625
沾沾…

1083
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,583
老闆先生，你沒事吧

1084
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,875
怎麼這麼誇張啊

1085
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,958
還看

1086
00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:47,291
他幾十億身家的

1087
00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:48,708
快點扶他起來呀

1088
00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:49,958
來，先坐下

1089
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,625
需不需要看醫生

1090
00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:53,291
我做錯什麼事了

1091
00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,000
為什麼她要這樣對我呢

1092
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:58,166
這次我幫不了你

1093
00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,375
你這個奸夫

1094
00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:00,500
我要是奸夫，我還不走

1095
00:54:00,583 --> 00:54:02,125
真的坐在這兒等你買兇殺我呀

1096
00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:03,250
那也對

1097
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:06,166
你看看你的樣子，整天只顧著賺錢

1098
00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:08,708
以為有錢就什麼問題都可以解決

1099
00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:10,583
我的樣子很差嗎？

1100
00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:12,083
這樣吧，起來起來

1101
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,166
幫你做個皮膚測試

1102
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,791
來來來，站好了

1103
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,916
打開雙腿，跟我一起做就行了

1104
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,041
來，彎下身

1105
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,750
我的肚子頂住了

1106
00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:21,875
那你收緊小腹

1107
00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:23,333
對啦，保持住

1108
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:25,541
一、二、三

1109
00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:27,083
好，搞定

1110
00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:28,833
你拍我哪裡？

1111
00:54:28,916 --> 00:54:31,166
拍你的樣子，難道拍你那裡呀

1112
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,041
來，這個測試很簡單的

1113
00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:34,500
如果照片出來，看見你的樣子

1114
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,750
是完全變形的話

1115
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:37,666
代表你的皮膚是非常衰老了

1116
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:38,666
是嗎？

1117
00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,500
-這什麼東西
-我來看看

1118
00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:50,666
原來我真的那麼醜啊

1119
00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:54,041
你就這樣子啦，接受現實吧

1120
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:55,875
沈美老師

1121
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:58,083
你是美容專家，你要幫幫我

1122
00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:00,250
我認識一個美國整容醫生，很棒的

1123
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,916
手藝好，也守秘密

1124
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:02,916
我介紹給你

1125
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,250
整容…整容怎麼弄呀

1126
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:06,958
那就要看你想年輕幾年了

1127
00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:08,791
如果你想年輕三、五、七年

1128
00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:10,250
就做三、五、七次拉皮

1129
00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:12,375
還要打羊胎素，完美

1130
00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,000
我想年輕二，三十年呢

1131
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:18,291
那就簡單了，老闆你過來

1132
00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:19,833
只要你閉上雙眼

1133
00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:21,833
飛身從這裡跳下去的話

1134
00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:24,625
不只回歸青春，簡直可以重新做人啦

1135
00:55:25,833 --> 00:55:27,750
老闆，我開玩笑的

1136
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:32,000
我不要醜下去，我不要這個大肚子

1137
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:35,166
我現在鄭重宣佈，我要聘請沈美老師

1138
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,375
做我的形象指導

1139
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:41,541
有一點男人要向女人學習的

1140
00:55:41,666 --> 00:55:43,583
就是無論自己長成什麼樣子

1141
00:55:43,666 --> 00:55:45,083
也不能放棄打扮自己

1142
00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:46,875
減肥這回事

1143
00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:49,166
在任何時間，任何地點都可以做

1144
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:51,083
最需要的是恆心

1145
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,083
-進去就別再出來了
-好

1146
00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:54,083
把他鎖住

1147
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,125
這個今天不配

1148
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:03,583
那麼省，一般般啦

1149
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:07,000
新的

1150
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:09,791
隨便看，我們當季最新的系列

1151
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,208
這個是什麼地方的品牌

1152
00:56:11,291 --> 00:56:13,208
是我們內地最出名的品牌

1153
00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:14,708
內地

1154
00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:16,333
就是低檔貨啦

1155
00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:18,000
低檔貨也在這裡開專櫃

1156
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,083
不會吧

1157
00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:22,208
就是，整個商場的檔次馬上就降低了

1158
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,333
化妝品

1159
00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:25,458
我只挑歐洲貨的

1160
00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:29,250
就是，我最勉強只會接受

1161
00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:30,958
日本製造的而已

1162
00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:32,500
更何況是國產貨

1163
00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:35,000
說不定是用石灰冒充粉底呢

1164
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:38,041
石灰呀，那會把臉塗爛的

1165
00:56:38,291 --> 00:56:39,625
就是嘛

1166
00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,791
如果大家不介意，容許我說兩句

1167
00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:44,041
其實我們內地的化妝品，一點都不差

1168
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:45,041
品質很高

1169
00:56:45,666 --> 00:56:46,666
製作的要求

1170
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,916
要比歐洲品牌嚴格很多很多

1171
00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:50,166
來，妳看看

1172
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,916
說品質，我更高

1173
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,500
品質要求，我更嚴格

1174
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:54,791
我跟你講，你別碰我

1175
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:56,625
碰到我的臉，我會去告你

1176
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,958
妳看他，拿支口紅都不像樣

1177
00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:00,708
怎麼看都不像會化妝的

1178
00:57:00,791 --> 00:57:02,250
不要浪費時間了，走吧…

1179
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:03,791
一看他就沒什麼本事

1180
00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:05,833
這個商場是不能逛了

1181
00:57:06,166 --> 00:57:08,916
妳看看這裡的品牌，雜七雜八的

1182
00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,791
我不寫信去投訴你，才怪呢

1183
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:14,083
如果妳不介意，妳有種就別走

1184
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,541
看妳的皮膚粗糙沒光澤

1185
00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:35,000
眼圈淚溝又很深

1186
00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:37,208
因為每晚為孤獨而流淚

1187
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:39,875
妳每天用濃妝來掩飾

1188
00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:42,375
妳自己的內心寂寞和空虛

1189
00:57:42,458 --> 00:57:43,708
你怎麼會知道的？

1190
00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:48,166
粉底要薄，會增加妳的精神

1191
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,625
少女紅呢，就是怕羞紅

1192
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:54,291
減輕妳的戾氣，重拾青春的羞怯

1193
00:57:55,416 --> 00:57:57,125
妳不要以為裝了假睫毛

1194
00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:59,333
就可以放大妳的眼睛

1195
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:02,791
其實妳不是自欺欺人，妳是自欺嚇人

1196
00:58:51,541 --> 00:58:52,458
女士們

1197
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,958
覺得自己很美吧

1198
00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:15,166
太好了，我要買你的化妝品…

1199
00:59:15,375 --> 00:59:16,250
我也要買

1200
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:17,666
我也要買

1201
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,166
一個一個來…

1202
00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:21,583
一個一個來

1203
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,625
來，一個一個來

1204
00:59:30,041 --> 00:59:32,333
讓你看到了，會不會太過分呢

1205
00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:37,041
認識你那麼久，從頭到腳看你一遍

1206
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:39,250
你都不像一個會哄女人的人呀

1207
00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:41,291
怎麼這麼厲害？

1208
00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:42,875
你想知道嗎？

1209
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:46,083
來深圳福田，我的家吧

1210
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,250
好呀，我等你

1211
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,166
等會打給我

1212
00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:58,375
喂

1213
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,125
奶奶，我今晚帶個朋友回來吃飯

1214
01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:05,125
帶個朋友回來吃飯啊

1215
01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:07,250
好啊…那你快點回來

1216
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:08,375
是誰呀

1217
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:11,000
阿強說要帶個朋友回來吃飯

1218
01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:15,791
你大哥，會帶個女朋友回來吃飯

1219
01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:16,750
什麼，真的？

1220
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:17,833
真的

1221
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:18,958
大姐

1222
01:00:19,041 --> 01:00:20,416
大哥說，等會帶個

1223
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,875
親密的女朋友回家吃飯

1224
01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:23,833
真的？

1225
01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:24,791
終於找到了

1226
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:25,833
-媽咪
-什麼事？

1227
01:00:25,916 --> 01:00:27,833
大哥一直藏著一個親密女朋友

1228
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,958
一會兒帶回來吃飯

1229
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,458
真的？

1230
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:34,916
實在太好啦

1231
01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:36,208
幹嘛這麼激動

1232
01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:40,208
妳的舅舅，等會帶個未婚妻回來

1233
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,041
談婚事啊

1234
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:43,458
外婆

1235
01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:46,291
原來…舅舅他快要結婚了

1236
01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:48,208
他今天回來是跟妳談婚事

1237
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,958
快叫他們去準備

1238
01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:58,666
為什麼在電話裡不說清楚呢？

1239
01:00:58,916 --> 01:00:59,833
是嗎？

1240
01:00:59,916 --> 01:01:00,833
認識你這麼久

1241
01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:02,375
都不知道你開了家寵物店

1242
01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:04,041
這是家寵物美容店

1243
01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:07,125
我幫人化妝，我家人就幫貓狗們化妝

1244
01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:08,500
行不行？

1245
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:10,583
-行
-進來吧，我知道你餓了

1246
01:01:10,666 --> 01:01:11,708
有狗糧吃嗎？

1247
01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:13,083
貓糧也夠呀

1248
01:01:13,666 --> 01:01:15,083
我又準時回來吃飯啦

1249
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:17,625
男人

1250
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,541
-妳認識
-沈美老師

1251
01:01:19,791 --> 01:01:20,750
海倫姐嘛

1252
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:22,208
我大妹，海倫

1253
01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:23,583
我外甥女

1254
01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:25,000
嗨

1255
01:01:45,916 --> 01:01:46,833
吃飯啦

1256
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,208
奶奶吃飯，媽媽吃飯，阿姨吃飯

1257
01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:51,708
大妹吃飯，二妹吃飯，囡囡吃飯

1258
01:01:57,958 --> 01:01:59,500
妳要減肥，吃菜吧

1259
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,458
沈先生，你還是吃飯吧

1260
01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:11,750
我真的接受不了

1261
01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:13,791
請問妳接受不了什麼呢？

1262
01:02:18,041 --> 01:02:18,958
吃飯吧

1263
01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,375
夾菜，你隨便吃

1264
01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,541
你家只可以吃蝦的嗎？

1265
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:28,666
我喜歡吃嘛

1266
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:32,875
阿強，你跟沈先生認識有多久了？

1267
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,125
認識好久了

1268
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,083
那時候

1269
01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:37,708
我跟他在同一所化妝學校

1270
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,666
後來，他找我去他的公司幫忙

1271
01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:41,083
說來有趣

1272
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:44,916
以前的吸管，一向都是直的

1273
01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:47,541
不過現在真的太有創意了

1274
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:49,791
可以扭成彎形的

1275
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,500
不止，現在還有很多款式

1276
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:54,250
有的是扭成螺旋型的

1277
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:55,833
有些扭成心型的呢

1278
01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:58,583
我真的接受不了呀

1279
01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:02,125
吸管款式新穎一點而已

1280
01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:03,666
媽咪，妳有什麼接受不了的？

1281
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:07,666
你別叫我媽咪好不好，我很保守的

1282
01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:09,625
吸管是直的

1283
01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:11,458
好端端地幹嘛弄彎它

1284
01:03:11,541 --> 01:03:13,500
媽咪，其實有什麼問題呢？

1285
01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:16,000
吸管放進嘴裡，滿方便的

1286
01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,000
來

1287
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,750
吸管直的，有時候會卡到喉嚨的

1288
01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,125
你覺得很有趣吧？

1289
01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:22,125
有趣

1290
01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:23,875
簡直是過癮呢

1291
01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:26,625
總而言之

1292
01:03:27,541 --> 01:03:30,208
彎的可以扳成直的

1293
01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:32,500
吸管這東西很奇怪

1294
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:34,791
扭多了，就直不回來了

1295
01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:37,291
多扭幾次，它兩邊擺左擺右

1296
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:38,875
沒力了

1297
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,875
你這是什麼意思？

1298
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,208
沒力了，就扔掉它囉

1299
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,458
我真的受不了啦

1300
01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:51,916
我告訴你

1301
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,708
我不讓你跟阿強當同志

1302
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:54,708
同志

1303
01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,666
大哥，要是你覺得尷尬

1304
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:57,958
我們可以不提

1305
01:03:58,041 --> 01:04:00,291
我鄭重聲明，我鄭宇強

1306
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,750
跟這筷子一樣直

1307
01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,000
那你呢？

1308
01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,416
關你什麼事

1309
01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:10,041
雖然你在她們身上學到不少女人心態

1310
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:12,875
但是這並不代表全部的女人

1311
01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,541
至少我賣化妝品可以呀

1312
01:04:15,666 --> 01:04:17,375
今晚就我帶你見識一些

1313
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:19,291
不同類型的女人

1314
01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,250
肯定不像你家這些

1315
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:24,041
這些是我的化妝模特兒

1316
01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:25,708
嗨

1317
01:04:25,791 --> 01:04:27,000
她們很好玩的

1318
01:04:27,708 --> 01:04:29,000
大家一起玩囉

1319
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:32,583
不怕女人了嗎？

1320
01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:34,458
沈美老師

1321
01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:37,541
其實你這麼晚打電話給我

1322
01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:38,958
好讓我享受這個活動

1323
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,500
我真的覺得你很瞭解我

1324
01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:43,291
簡單就最好，自然就是美

1325
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,291
不要喝那麼多酒

1326
01:04:45,666 --> 01:04:48,750
你們三個，不要只顧著聊天了

1327
01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:50,750
想不想把妝化好一點？

1328
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:52,541
過去請教我的朋友

1329
01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:54,625
每人幫我敬他一杯酒

1330
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:55,791
好呀

1331
01:04:57,583 --> 01:04:58,500
喂

1332
01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,416
是，我是沈美老師

1333
01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,666
好像是一零二號房

1334
01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:05,500
好吧，再見

1335
01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:07,666
又有超級模特兒要來呀

1336
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:10,166
不是，是你女朋友簡潔

1337
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,333
就是我助手

1338
01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:12,708
說要拿份文件給我簽名

1339
01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:17,375
這裡那麼多女人，她上來

1340
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:18,791
會不會誤會我？

1341
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,125
那是難免的喔

1342
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,250
那我怎麼辦？

1343
01:05:21,541 --> 01:05:22,625
不玩了，我先走了

1344
01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:23,666
喂…

1345
01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:25,833
你用不著這麼認真吧

1346
01:05:27,125 --> 01:05:28,958
如果你不想一個人不開心

1347
01:05:29,958 --> 01:05:32,083
一丁點兒不開心都不想

1348
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,250
一丁點兒誤會都不想

1349
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,041
那你就知道什麼是認真了

1350
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:37,625
那我明白了

1351
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,916
那我先走了

1352
01:05:40,541 --> 01:05:41,833
剛才簡潔打電話來的時候

1353
01:05:41,916 --> 01:05:43,208
又沒說自己在哪

1354
01:05:43,291 --> 01:05:44,750
你這樣出去碰到她

1355
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:46,125
不就更糟了嗎？

1356
01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,625
那怎麼辦

1357
01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:50,208
裝女人囉

1358
01:05:50,291 --> 01:05:51,208
什麼？

1359
01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:27,833
像不像呀

1360
01:06:28,416 --> 01:06:30,916
像，你現在像一棵盆栽

1361
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,541
轉個圈來看看

1362
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:36,208
跳兩下，來看看走沒走光

1363
01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:38,041
好了…

1364
01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:39,291
這一刻的心情

1365
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,166
我真沒辦法用言語來表達

1366
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,166
我想唱首歌

1367
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,291
什麼？

1368
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,458
忐忑

1369
01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:02,166
我可不可以打你呀？

1370
01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:03,166
不要呀

1371
01:08:04,875 --> 01:08:05,750
沈美老師

1372
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,250
妳怎麼這麼久才到？

1373
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,125
這位你朋友啊

1374
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:11,083
妳好，我叫簡潔

1375
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:14,083
她看起來好面熟啊

1376
01:08:14,541 --> 01:08:15,791
怎麼會的呀

1377
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:19,166
我從外地來的，我叫白雪雪

1378
01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:21,541
妳好，我叫簡潔

1379
01:08:21,958 --> 01:08:23,208
妳不要看人家長得好看

1380
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:24,750
妳就想握人家的手嘛

1381
01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:27,250
那你可不可以先簽合約

1382
01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:28,833
-快點啦
-謝謝

1383
01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,416
妳把它倒過來了

1384
01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:33,208
但她看起來真的很面熟呀

1385
01:08:33,291 --> 01:08:34,791
她這種是南非，印度

1386
01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:35,750
加一點點孟加拉國

1387
01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:37,583
再混清邁血統的那種來的

1388
01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:39,583
美女之中，她算是極品啦

1389
01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:41,708
妳還看，美女當然面熟啦

1390
01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:48,708
陳奇俠，你給我出來

1391
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,500
別再跟我玩失蹤

1392
01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:53,250
詹…詹小姐

1393
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,333
幹嘛那麼緊張？

1394
01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,416
做了什麼虧心事了吧

1395
01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,333
老闆呢，他人呢

1396
01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,625
我不會告訴妳的

1397
01:08:59,916 --> 01:09:01,833
妳的屁股都坐在老闆的椅子上了

1398
01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:03,375
他的眼裡還會有我嗎？

1399
01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,750
他在哪，我要見他

1400
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:06,541
我還是不會告訴妳的

1401
01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,125
妳說不說？

1402
01:09:10,708 --> 01:09:11,916
信不信我開除妳

1403
01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:14,333
妳開除我吧，老闆說了

1404
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,125
妳把我開除了，他再把我請回來

1405
01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,375
詹小姐，想哭就哭出來吧

1406
01:09:40,250 --> 01:09:42,625
如果大家真的要出席一些隆重的場合

1407
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,875
又要化眼妝，又要戴眼鏡的話呢

1408
01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,541
我建議大家挑一副無框的眼鏡

1409
01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:50,000
但是要記住

1410
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:52,708
要配合自己的眉形和眼形才行

1411
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,666
好啦，這裡有兩盒眼鏡，妳分給大家

1412
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:56,625
妳們先挑一款

1413
01:09:56,708 --> 01:09:58,666
自己認為自己最適合的眼鏡

1414
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:01,083
以她為例，她的眉形是比較彎一點的

1415
01:10:01,166 --> 01:10:02,625
配戴一款圓形的眼鏡

1416
01:10:02,708 --> 01:10:03,833
就會比較好看一點

1417
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,208
試一下

1418
01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:07,208
謝謝

1419
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,916
好

1420
01:10:10,541 --> 01:10:12,000
還有一點，大家不能忽略的

1421
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,708
就是眼影的顏色

1422
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:16,125
要和眼鏡的邊，或者眼鏡架

1423
01:10:16,208 --> 01:10:17,416
形成強烈對比

1424
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,208
-這樣才會好看
-外賣…

1425
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,125
誰叫了小甜谷甜品？

1426
01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:22,916
我叫的…

1427
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,166
是呀，大家好

1428
01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:25,958
我…我叫那個誰叫的

1429
01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,791
你秘書，卡哇伊呢

1430
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,083
卡哇伊叫的

1431
01:10:29,166 --> 01:10:30,166
哈囉，大家好

1432
01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:32,208
滑溜溜先生，你來了

1433
01:10:32,291 --> 01:10:33,625
-是呀
-我幫妳拿

1434
01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:36,125
因為，我聽人家說你們打工仔

1435
01:10:36,208 --> 01:10:37,708
加班很辛苦的

1436
01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:40,000
所以我就買了一些甜品，來請大家吃

1437
01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:41,583
還有，我好想妳啊

1438
01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,708
你們用不著這樣恩愛吧

1439
01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:45,208
多謝滑溜溜

1440
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000
真羨慕

1441
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:48,458
我好想她

1442
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:51,083
妳想吃什麼，我幫妳拿

1443
01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:52,500
我無所謂

1444
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:54,541
她的奶很出名的

1445
01:10:57,541 --> 01:10:58,666
不用客氣…

1446
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:02,500
沈美老師，吃不吃芒果西米露

1447
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:04,208
好呀，謝謝

1448
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,541
先不要做啦，先吃一點吧

1449
01:11:12,625 --> 01:11:14,416
妳騰不出手，我來餵妳

1450
01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:15,958
來，趁熱

1451
01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:18,125
哇，好甜蜜啊

1452
01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:20,250
好刺眼呀

1453
01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:21,500
來

1454
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:23,708
我先把工作做完，我待會再吃

1455
01:11:23,791 --> 01:11:25,000
我們現在在拍拖

1456
01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,416
程序上，就輪到妳來餵我了

1457
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,583
來

1458
01:11:28,666 --> 01:11:29,583
我餵你

1459
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:30,750
為什麼？

1460
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:33,416
你肥嘟嘟可愛嘛，像個肥寶寶

1461
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,500
來來來，我餵你呀

1462
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:35,833
我突然間母愛泛濫啦

1463
01:11:38,541 --> 01:11:39,416
很過癮啊

1464
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,416
過癮吧

1465
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:41,583
妳也吃吧

1466
01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:50,750
阿夢，妳在哪？我已經在銅鑼灣啦

1467
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,583
我現在在你十一點鐘的方向

1468
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,916
人好多，在哪呀？

1469
01:11:56,125 --> 01:11:57,666
你過來，快過來呀

1470
01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:59,791
小姐，往這看

1471
01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:02,458
好極了…

1472
01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:09,833
阿夢

1473
01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:11,625
你來啦

1474
01:12:11,708 --> 01:12:12,625
妳在幹嘛？

1475
01:12:13,041 --> 01:12:14,166
我在拍照呀

1476
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:16,583
不如…我們去

1477
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:17,583
去哪呀？

1478
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,125
先生，你不可以這麼自私

1479
01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,458
拉她出去自己拍呀

1480
01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:22,083
就是呀，怎麼可以這樣

1481
01:12:22,166 --> 01:12:23,083
走光了…

1482
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:24,916
走光了

1483
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,708
請問妳在這裡搞什麼？

1484
01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:31,333
最近流行少女模特兒嘛

1485
01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:33,958
那些少女模特兒不是很會寫文章的

1486
01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:35,875
那我不就可以幫她們寫心聲

1487
01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:37,041
寫自傳囉

1488
01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:39,416
你覺不覺得我今天的造型很美呀

1489
01:12:39,791 --> 01:12:40,666
我長這麼大

1490
01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:43,500
還是頭一回被那麼多人拍照呢

1491
01:12:44,541 --> 01:12:45,708
原來好興奮的

1492
01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:48,458
停一下

1493
01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:50,625
請不要拍…

1494
01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:51,625
停一下

1495
01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:55,291
妳今天介不介意我都要說的

1496
01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,541
妳整天裝這個裝那個，妳想怎麼樣？

1497
01:12:57,625 --> 01:12:58,583
妳昨天裝空姐

1498
01:12:58,666 --> 01:12:59,791
今天…裝女神卡卡

1499
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:00,916
那又怎麼樣？

1500
01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:02,541
我可以怎麼樣？

1501
01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:04,666
妳可以做回自己

1502
01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:07,416
每個人都應該做回自己

1503
01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:08,833
我可以嗎？

1504
01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:13,250
這些呀

1505
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,666
這些是我自己寫的小說

1506
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:18,666
我每次去出版社，我都帶著去

1507
01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:19,958
沒人要呀

1508
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:23,000
你以為我喜歡裝空姐嗎？

1509
01:13:23,125 --> 01:13:24,750
你以為我喜歡裝別人寫書嗎？

1510
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:26,541
得有人要才行呀

1511
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,458
我戴夢妮沒人要的

1512
01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:32,333
我沒人要

1513
01:14:18,583 --> 01:14:19,541
天亮啦

1514
01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:22,875
不行，我睏死了

1515
01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:25,041
你先睡一會吧，沈美老師

1516
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:26,208
我幫你完成

1517
01:14:26,666 --> 01:14:28,791
好，那我先睡一會兒

1518
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:41,833
沈美老師

1519
01:14:42,541 --> 01:14:43,750
我知道你的秘密了

1520
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:44,958
什麼秘密？

1521
01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:46,208
你喜歡我

1522
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,208
沒這回事

1523
01:14:48,291 --> 01:14:49,500
你裝娘娘腔來掩飾

1524
01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:50,791
其實你早就喜歡我

1525
01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:52,250
沒有…我沒有

1526
01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:53,708
你有種就睜大你的雙眼

1527
01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:56,041
跟我說你不喜歡我

1528
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,500
睜大你的雙眼，說你不喜歡我

1529
01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:04,000
你不喜歡我

1530
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,083
我不喜歡妳

1531
01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:06,833
睜大雙眼，說你不喜歡我

1532
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:12,500
你有種就睜大雙眼說你不喜歡我…

1533
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:29,041
不停的

1534
01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:43,041
早

1535
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:45,791
早安

1536
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:11,916
鎮定點

1537
01:16:12,791 --> 01:16:13,833
你叫我呀

1538
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,458
不是，跟我自己說的

1539
01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:21,666
面對這種情況

1540
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,833
我馬上想到三種解決方法

1541
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:25,416
第一個方法

1542
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:27,166
求她

1543
01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:32,958
我求求妳…

1544
01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:37,791
第二個方法

1545
01:16:40,708 --> 01:16:41,625
打她

1546
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,791
但上述兩個方法

1547
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,375
實行起來都很有困難

1548
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:59,583
看來，我只好用最後一種方法

1549
01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:05,958
這個世界

1550
01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:08,041
最能平息女人怒氣的

1551
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:13,041
除了錢，就是男人的肉體

1552
01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:21,666
我知道我們分手了

1553
01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:24,583
但是，我不喜歡你的那個女人

1554
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:25,583
我妒忌

1555
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:27,916
我們已經分手了

1556
01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:30,875
女人分手了也可以妒忌的

1557
01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,458
我控制不住我自己

1558
01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:35,000
我故意控制不住我自己的

1559
01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:37,333
不如妳再找一個囉

1560
01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:40,916
外面的男人，都是喜歡我的錢

1561
01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:42,583
那就找有錢的

1562
01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:45,125
我知道，你還是喜歡我的

1563
01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,333
如果不是

1564
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,083
你剛才…又這樣對人家

1565
01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:55,041
我知道錯了

1566
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,666
我怕我控制不住我自己

1567
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,708
我要向簡潔小姐求婚

1568
01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:04,625
可是像我們這種有錢人

1569
01:18:05,541 --> 01:18:07,500
從小到大要什麼有什麼

1570
01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:09,500
我不懂怎麼去求人

1571
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:10,916
更不用說求婚了

1572
01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:13,291
不如你幫我一下

1573
01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:17,916
其實求婚，一個字那麼簡單

1574
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:19,125
哪個字？

1575
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:28,333
要命啦

1576
01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,541
有錢的不會表達

1577
01:18:30,958 --> 01:18:32,416
沒錢的也不會表達

1578
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,333
在這地球上

1579
01:18:34,916 --> 01:18:36,500
嫁給我就是最好的了

1580
01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:39,333
你也想她嫁得好嘛

1581
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:47,791
放心吧

1582
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,416
你準備好求婚三寶

1583
01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:51,750
我幫你安排

1584
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,166
真的？

1585
01:19:01,541 --> 01:19:02,416
換上它

1586
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:03,416
現在？

1587
01:19:03,541 --> 01:19:04,791
今晚對妳很重要

1588
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,083
哦

1589
01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:44,875
你知道嗎？

1590
01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:50,208
從來都沒有人那麼重視過我

1591
01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,125
妳知不知道

1592
01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:55,708
信心

1593
01:19:57,166 --> 01:19:58,708
就是最好的化妝品

1594
01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:02,500
我現在將信心，化在妳的臉上

1595
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:49,750
你能不能像男人一樣抱我一下

1596
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:24,083
喂

1597
01:21:24,166 --> 01:21:26,625
沈美老師，我已經準備好求婚三寶了

1598
01:21:27,333 --> 01:21:28,250
你在哪？

1599
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,750
喂…

1600
01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:52,833
如果妳是灰姑娘，上面那個就是王子

1601
01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:55,083
我

1602
01:21:56,708 --> 01:21:58,875
就是駕著南瓜車送你來的老鼠

1603
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:06,666
上去吧

1604
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:09,125
王子在等妳

1605
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:41,666
喂

1606
01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:43,166
開不了口啊

1607
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,083
你先等等

1608
01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:46,166
喂

1609
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,375
沈美老師，我不知道怎麼辦

1610
01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:50,458
妳等等，很快…喂

1611
01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:52,208
我說過我不懂求人嘛

1612
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:55,000
我在想…你再等等

1613
01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:59,041
你…你先拿起那束花

1614
01:23:00,541 --> 01:23:01,541
喂

1615
01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:08,875
我到了，下面呢

1616
01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,833
你先隨便搖晃它兩下

1617
01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:12,250
好

1618
01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,375
-沈美老師
-喂

1619
01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:18,250
他拿著花搖來搖去

1620
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,458
好像是在歡迎我，不像求婚

1621
01:23:21,916 --> 01:23:23,458
花搖完了，再來怎麼樣？

1622
01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:26,458
你行動吧

1623
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,500
行動，怎麼個行動法？

1624
01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:30,458
妳拿起桌上的戒指

1625
01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:31,666
跪在地上求他吧

1626
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,458
還要我求他？

1627
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:36,458
糟了，搞錯了

1628
01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:44,791
你在做什麼？

1629
01:23:45,208 --> 01:23:46,333
不知道，妳呢？

1630
01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:49,375
我求求你吧

1631
01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:01,208
那是不是代表整個過程完成了？

1632
01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:03,250
我想是吧，我沒有試過

1633
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,000
不如開瓶香檳吧

1634
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:06,750
好啊

1635
01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:43,416
你是誰呀？

1636
01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,791
陳奇俠

1637
01:24:54,416 --> 01:24:56,041
沾沾…

1638
01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:00,041
你跑到哪去了？

1639
01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:01,416
我問你話呢

1640
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:03,416
失蹤這麼長時間，你死到哪去了？

1641
01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:06,708
我躲起來，地獄式訓練呀

1642
01:25:06,791 --> 01:25:07,916
訓練你的頭

1643
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:09,916
你的肚子跑哪去了？

1644
01:25:10,166 --> 01:25:11,583
怎麼變成現在這種鬼樣子了

1645
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:13,833
你是不是得什麼病了呀

1646
01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,208
妳神經病

1647
01:25:15,541 --> 01:25:17,458
我健康得很，妳看

1648
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,875
是誰把你變成這個樣子的呀？

1649
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,291
是沈美老師

1650
01:25:36,625 --> 01:25:38,125
我愛他

1651
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:39,916
我也愛他

1652
01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:42,333
他給了我很大的鼓勵

1653
01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,500
原來這個世上是無難事的

1654
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:47,958
但我決定這麼做，除了是為我自己

1655
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,291
最主要的，還是為妳

1656
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:03,166
嫁給我

1657
01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,750
我愛你

1658
01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:20,875
嗨

1659
01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:25,333
今天…這麼正常

1660
01:26:28,625 --> 01:26:29,541
不用寫書嗎？

1661
01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:32,458
我已經想清楚了

1662
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,125
上次你說得對

1663
01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:37,208
我應該做回我自己

1664
01:26:37,833 --> 01:26:39,458
不該整天做別人的替身

1665
01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:45,291
我來是想告訴你

1666
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,125
我要結婚了

1667
01:26:49,416 --> 01:26:51,041
結婚，妳不是在說笑吧

1668
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,833
我真的要結婚啦

1669
01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:09,833
為什麼突然要結婚？

1670
01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:13,958
你不恭喜我嗎？

1671
01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:15,666
快點恭喜我呀

1672
01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:18,875
恭喜妳

1673
01:27:19,458 --> 01:27:20,791
你不是真心的

1674
01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:25,125
我要你由衷地跟我講

1675
01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:27,916
帶著笑容地跟我講，恭喜妳

1676
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,458
我恭喜妳

1677
01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:40,375
我已經選定了

1678
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:42,708
我們以前經常經過的那個小教堂

1679
01:27:42,791 --> 01:27:43,750
你還記得嗎？

1680
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:49,250
我想舉行一個…又浪漫又溫馨的婚禮

1681
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,041
我希望你幫我化妝

1682
01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:55,958
喂，你不可以不答應我的

1683
01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:57,750
這個就當是你送給我的

1684
01:27:57,833 --> 01:27:59,375
結婚禮物

1685
01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:26,416
我未婚夫和神父還沒有到呢

1686
01:28:30,291 --> 01:28:31,250
妳今天好漂亮

1687
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,833
你快點，他們快到了

1688
01:28:49,125 --> 01:28:50,166
我不會化

1689
01:28:51,166 --> 01:28:52,333
你不會化

1690
01:28:52,916 --> 01:28:54,750
喂，你可是專業的化妝師

1691
01:28:54,833 --> 01:28:56,833
怎麼可能不會化新娘妝？

1692
01:28:58,166 --> 01:28:59,250
通常我化妝呢

1693
01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:02,625
會在心目中想好，完成後是什麼樣子

1694
01:29:02,708 --> 01:29:03,666
可是

1695
01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:06,375
我想不到

1696
01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:08,250
你沒想過我結婚

1697
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:10,125
當新娘子時的樣子嗎？

1698
01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:12,416
有

1699
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:14,916
很久以前

1700
01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:18,958
那時我們還在一起

1701
01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:20,958
你就化那個時候

1702
01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:22,541
心目中的我好了

1703
01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:29,083
我那時想的那個樣子

1704
01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:33,083
是想著妳是屬於我的

1705
01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:40,625
我不管，總而言之你今天

1706
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,833
就要替我化一個最漂亮的新娘妝

1707
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:15,958
好美呀

1708
01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:24,666
你跟我來

1709
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:27,666
你站這兒，站這兒別動

1710
01:30:28,708 --> 01:30:29,625
轉過去

1711
01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:33,916
不如，你陪我走一趟

1712
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,791
-不行
-行的

1713
01:30:53,708 --> 01:30:54,625
你來了

1714
01:30:56,583 --> 01:30:57,500
我們正排練

1715
01:30:59,375 --> 01:31:00,291
你好

1716
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:05,541
你愛她嗎？

1717
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:07,500
我當然愛啦

1718
01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:08,791
好，那你答應我

1719
01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:12,166
你這一生，只會愛她一個

1720
01:31:12,458 --> 01:31:13,666
那就當然不行啦

1721
01:31:14,166 --> 01:31:16,166
她那麼愛你，你還愛別人？

1722
01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:17,875
她愛我當然好

1723
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:19,500
不過，我也要愛其他人

1724
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:22,083
她這麼想，就太自私了

1725
01:31:22,166 --> 01:31:23,500
那你要愛多少個才夠？

1726
01:31:23,833 --> 01:31:26,000
那這些事，當然是越多越好

1727
01:31:26,291 --> 01:31:27,875
不過有時我們人手不足

1728
01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:29,625
愛不完，那也沒辦法

1729
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:30,875
你實在太過分了

1730
01:31:30,958 --> 01:31:32,625
你玩…玩集體呀

1731
01:31:32,833 --> 01:31:34,375
當然了，分享嘛

1732
01:31:34,875 --> 01:31:36,208
我也歡迎你，加入我們的大家庭

1733
01:31:36,333 --> 01:31:37,750
你瘋了吧，大家庭

1734
01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:39,583
現在一夫一妻制，你搞什麼？

1735
01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:41,958
你沒事吧，我們分享而已呀

1736
01:31:42,041 --> 01:31:44,625
阿夢，我不許你嫁給這個男人

1737
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:46,291
我沒說他是我的未婚夫

1738
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:48,208
他是神父，拜託

1739
01:31:49,125 --> 01:31:50,791
你真的笑死我啦

1740
01:31:52,166 --> 01:31:53,208
神父

1741
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:56,833
開個玩笑，神父

1742
01:31:57,541 --> 01:31:58,458
不好意思呀，神父

1743
01:31:58,541 --> 01:31:59,416
神父哥哥，不好意思

1744
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,583
我真的是神父

1745
01:32:00,666 --> 01:32:02,000
-對不起
-沒關係

1746
01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:03,625
我等你很久了，對不起

1747
01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:04,750
怎麼樣，人齊了嗎？

1748
01:32:04,833 --> 01:32:05,750
人齊啦…

1749
01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:06,708
還沒，還有新郎…

1750
01:32:06,791 --> 01:32:07,750
三個人嘛

1751
01:32:12,916 --> 01:32:13,791
妳又玩我

1752
01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:14,791
是呀

1753
01:32:15,375 --> 01:32:16,291
我想試一下

1754
01:32:16,375 --> 01:32:18,708
你看我結婚的時候，會有什麼反應嘛

1755
01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:26,750
戴夢妮，我沒時間再跟妳玩了

1756
01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,666
我不玩了，行了吧

1757
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:33,166
鄭宇強

1758
01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:38,291
張愛玲說過

1759
01:32:38,541 --> 01:32:39,500
這個世界上

1760
01:32:39,583 --> 01:32:41,208
總有一個人，是在等著你

1761
01:32:42,625 --> 01:32:43,791
不管在什麼時候

1762
01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:45,791
不管在什麼地方

1763
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,166
反正你知道

1764
01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:50,208
總有這麼一個人

1765
01:32:50,916 --> 01:32:53,708
我一直覺得，這個人就是你

1766
01:32:55,041 --> 01:32:55,958
我貪玩

1767
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,500
是因為我知道，無論我何時回來

1768
01:32:59,583 --> 01:33:00,875
你都會在這兒等我

1769
01:33:01,666 --> 01:33:03,625
是因為我知道，在這個世界上

1770
01:33:04,083 --> 01:33:06,000
只有你才可以讓我任性

1771
01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:10,000
我想你現在，是不會再等我了

1772
01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:14,916
神父，不如你跟我結婚吧

1773
01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:17,041
等等

1774
01:33:19,208 --> 01:33:20,166
對

1775
01:33:22,041 --> 01:33:23,083
我不再等妳

1776
01:33:24,875 --> 01:33:25,916
妳曾經跟我說過

1777
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,791
為什麼我只做妳第一任的男朋友

1778
01:33:27,875 --> 01:33:29,500
而不做妳最後一任的男朋友

1779
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,625
我現在就告訴妳

1780
01:33:30,708 --> 01:33:32,791
我也要做妳最後一任的男朋友

1781
01:33:33,958 --> 01:33:35,208
我要娶妳

1782
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:37,208
神父，我要娶她

1783
01:33:37,291 --> 01:33:38,333
那也好

1784
01:33:38,833 --> 01:33:41,250
但我趕時間，你有沒有準備戒指？

1785
01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:46,416
-妳好高興喔
-對呀

1786
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:49,291
還沒宣誓就交換戒指，全搞亂了

1787
01:33:49,458 --> 01:33:50,458
把戒指脫下來

1788
01:34:10,041 --> 01:34:10,958
進去了

1789
01:34:15,291 --> 01:34:16,791
還是不要進去了

1790
01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:34,875
恭喜…

1791
01:34:36,416 --> 01:34:37,416
八婆小…

1792
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,916
八婆小姐，怎麼妳也來了？

1793
01:34:40,041 --> 01:34:42,041
本來我是不想來的

1794
01:34:42,125 --> 01:34:44,125
不過我控制不了我自己

1795
01:34:44,416 --> 01:34:46,625
不怕跟你說，我已經想通了

1796
01:34:47,208 --> 01:34:48,166
想通了

1797
01:34:48,958 --> 01:34:51,125
想通了逼自己看自己喜歡的人

1798
01:34:51,208 --> 01:34:52,166
和別人結婚

1799
01:34:52,750 --> 01:34:53,958
剛好相反

1800
01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:56,500
我今天來，是要搶回屬於我的男人

1801
01:34:56,750 --> 01:34:59,416
我覺得他跟我一起，才是最幸福的

1802
01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:01,458
妳自以為是

1803
01:35:01,875 --> 01:35:02,958
真正愛一個人

1804
01:35:03,041 --> 01:35:05,916
就是要相信自己可以給他最大的幸福

1805
01:35:09,375 --> 01:35:10,375
那妳憑什麼

1806
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:12,333
可以給他最大的幸福呢？

1807
01:35:12,625 --> 01:35:13,625
你管我

1808
01:35:15,333 --> 01:35:16,666
我自己有辦法

1809
01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:20,041
我連槍都帶來了

1810
01:35:20,708 --> 01:35:22,750
你不要阻止我

1811
01:35:26,625 --> 01:35:27,666
那麼狠

1812
01:35:34,041 --> 01:35:35,083
她說得對

1813
01:35:35,791 --> 01:35:36,833
愛一個人

1814
01:35:37,375 --> 01:35:38,708
應該要相信自己可以給她

1815
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:39,916
最大的幸福

1816
01:35:51,916 --> 01:35:54,833
廖小必，你願不願意娶簡潔小姐

1817
01:35:55,125 --> 01:35:58,833
就是你右手牽住的那位

1818
01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:01,041
做你的合法妻子呢？

1819
01:36:02,083 --> 01:36:03,875
無論安樂困苦

1820
01:36:03,958 --> 01:36:05,458
我也要這樣的婚禮

1821
01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:07,333
放心

1822
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,833
我們的婚禮，一定比這個大一倍

1823
01:36:10,875 --> 01:36:12,500
我說的是浪漫，不是規模

1824
01:36:12,958 --> 01:36:13,875
知道

1825
01:36:14,083 --> 01:36:16,041
無論健康衰老

1826
01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:19,000
你都一樣安慰她，鼓勵她

1827
01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:20,750
專一對她

1828
01:36:21,416 --> 01:36:24,000
一心一意，同生共死呢

1829
01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:26,500
什麼…這麼大責任啊

1830
01:36:26,875 --> 01:36:29,125
總而言之，你願不願意？

1831
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,333
可不可以讓我先說

1832
01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:42,750
我一直認為自己是一個很棒的化妝師

1833
01:36:43,666 --> 01:36:44,708
其實不是

1834
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:46,791
最好的化妝

1835
01:36:47,958 --> 01:36:49,500
不是去掩蓋一個人的缺點

1836
01:36:50,875 --> 01:36:52,166
而是去突出一個人的優點

1837
01:36:53,333 --> 01:36:54,291
就像愛情一樣

1838
01:36:55,791 --> 01:36:57,125
當你愛一個人的時候

1839
01:36:57,541 --> 01:36:59,291
你眼中只看到對方的優點

1840
01:37:00,166 --> 01:37:01,625
不是看不見缺點

1841
01:37:02,208 --> 01:37:03,250
而是不介意

1842
01:37:04,375 --> 01:37:05,375
好的化妝

1843
01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:07,208
不是偽裝

1844
01:37:08,333 --> 01:37:10,500
但是我就偏偏用偽裝去保護自己

1845
01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:12,708
妳告訴我，妳沒安全感

1846
01:37:13,250 --> 01:37:15,166
其實最沒安全感的人是我

1847
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:18,625
我竟然還教妳拍拖，教妳求婚

1848
01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:21,041
將自己最心愛的人，親手送給別人

1849
01:37:21,666 --> 01:37:22,958
那你想怎麼樣

1850
01:37:24,208 --> 01:37:25,416
其實我一直都知道

1851
01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:29,125
那你又教我拍拖

1852
01:37:29,208 --> 01:37:31,458
又教我求婚，教了我很多

1853
01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:34,208
原來你一直都在我背後

1854
01:37:34,291 --> 01:37:35,708
偷偷暗戀我

1855
01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:40,750
我是不會喜歡男人的

1856
01:37:41,333 --> 01:37:43,291
他不是在跟你說

1857
01:37:44,291 --> 01:37:46,583
他說得那麼清楚，不是跟我說

1858
01:37:47,250 --> 01:37:48,291
難道跟妳說

1859
01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,833
我真的不是跟你說的

1860
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:54,000
大家不許動

1861
01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,458
我是來搶婚的

1862
01:37:57,166 --> 01:38:00,875
你們別逼我，不許吵，閉嘴

1863
01:38:02,416 --> 01:38:04,875
滑溜溜，我不要你和別的女人結婚

1864
01:38:07,041 --> 01:38:09,583
不要吵…

1865
01:38:15,250 --> 01:38:18,333
妳那麼沒安全感，為什麼現在不走？

1866
01:38:19,041 --> 01:38:20,291
我知道你喜歡我

1867
01:38:20,791 --> 01:38:22,041
所以我什麼都不怕

1868
01:38:27,375 --> 01:38:28,375
你們兩個不許動

1869
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:47,416
這個世界上

1870
01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:49,833
沒人像妳那麼神經

1871
01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:52,416
沒人像妳那麼痴戀我的

1872
01:38:57,250 --> 01:38:58,291
大家冷靜點

1873
01:38:58,750 --> 01:39:00,625
一切盡在掌控

1874
01:39:09,750 --> 01:39:11,583
滑溜溜先生，不好意思

1875
01:39:11,708 --> 01:39:13,166
我真的不可以嫁給你了

1876
01:39:13,625 --> 01:39:14,541
我知道

1877
01:39:14,916 --> 01:39:17,166
對不起，我要娶她了

1878
01:39:17,875 --> 01:39:21,750
對了，你是什麼時候開始愛上她的？

1879
01:39:22,291 --> 01:39:23,416
關你什麼事

1880
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:28,208
我裝娘娘腔，不過是為了混口飯吃

1881
01:39:28,458 --> 01:39:31,291
在剛才的混亂場面，生死關頭

1882
01:39:31,541 --> 01:39:33,958
相信大家都找到了心中所愛

1883
01:39:34,041 --> 01:39:34,958
就像我一樣

1884
01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:43,958
既然，剛才喜事出了一點意外

1885
01:39:44,083 --> 01:39:46,000
我建議不如再擇吉日

1886
01:39:46,125 --> 01:39:47,833
喜上加喜，喜雙飛

1887
01:39:47,916 --> 01:39:49,333
來個最強囍事

1888
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:50,750
沾沾，妳認為怎麼樣？

1889
01:39:50,833 --> 01:39:52,208
我全聽你的話

1890
01:39:54,125 --> 01:39:55,041
好

1891
01:40:01,333 --> 01:40:02,833
恭喜發財

1892
01:40:02,916 --> 01:40:05,875
恭祝大家兔年行好運

1893
01:40:06,208 --> 01:40:07,791
恭喜恭喜