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...and after 57 years, he returns to the forefront.
A wealth of costumes.
Breathtaking set design
and epic battle scenes.
All this awaits us soon in cinemas! - Jozek.
Jozek!
Damn it! Why are you bothering me, woman?
Who's that?
- Who? - That one.
Who knows.
Not that one. The other one.
Can't see him now.
Oh, that one!
Olbrychski.
You've come up with something again...
Olbrychski is a young guy, and this is some old geezer.
Olbrychski young? Old buzzard!
Is that what you say?
Well then...
...what does life do to people?
Damn it!
Who's coming again?
Maybe Olbrychski?
- Good morning. Are you Mr. Antoni Kryska? - No.
And what address is written there?
Japkowice 68.
Then why the hell did you come here?
Don't you know where Mr. Kryska lives?
Damn it!
The neighbor isn't home. I'll leave it here. He can pick it up later.
- No! - Excuse me?
- Damn it! What don't you understand? - When's Mr. Kryska back?
Packages are squashed or vomited on. And an arrow is drawn upwards?
He doesn't fear God and does the opposite.
Damn it!
I clearly says: it's fragile. And why so many text messages!?
- What again? - It's such a hassle to come here.
- Maybe you'll take it for the neighbor. - Give it here.
Thank you very much.
Ela.
Elzunia.
Ela.
Elzunia.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Beautiful.
The accountant was driving it. Normally they wouldn't sell, but she retired.
I don't know, I don't know.
Do you fish?
Sometimes with my father-in-law by the Narew river.
Oh man!
Then this has a trunk so big, you can fit a spinner without folding it.
Alright, and that one?
Why would you need a French one?
German is German.
Mechanically incomparable.
Does it come with winter tires?
Have you seen winter here lately?
No, alright, get in.
Get in, why should I strain my throat.
You'll see for yourself what kind of car it is.
It's a bit run down.
What's 300,000?
I had one, it had 1.2 million on it
...and two guys were fighting over it.
So, you see, 300.000 on such a car is...
Maid of Orleans had a bigger mileage - that's what I'll tell you.
Would you sell it for 12?
No, I can't, I can't, my wife would kill me, I can't.
Excuse me.
Mom...
- ...what are you doing here? - Off we go.
- Do you want to go somewhere? - To the Three Crowns.
The Pieniny Mountains?
And who are you?
Mom, it's me, Andrzej.
Bullshit.
Jedrus goes to a car school, and you're just a bum.
Go away!
Mom!
Mr. Andrzej, I'm sorry, then let it be 13.
I remember this pervert.
He peeked at me in the shower.
Jedrus, do you remember when your father returns from Yugoslavia?
He's already back, mom.
Impossible!
30 years ago...
Yes!
Come here to me. My dear...
My dear...
I have worries.
What worries, Elzunia?
And what will happen...
...when Gierek dies?
We need to pray for him in the name of the Father and Son.
Damn it. Gierek came to her mind.
And how will our Jedrus manage in school?
Elcia, Andrzej is an old guy, over fifty.
Yeah right. You're going to tell me fairy tales.
You're sick.
Yeah?
And I've been feeling kind of weird lately.
What sickness do I have, Joziek?
Alzheimer's.
It's kind of sclerosis.
That's why everything gets mixed up in your head.
I have such a disease...?
It's from that slut from Belchatow City, you brought this disease.
I'll punch you in the face, and I'll rip out all her hair.
But she's dead.
- And you what? - What do you mean what?
I got excited.
Off we go.
Mother of God.
I can't do it.
What a man, for God's sake.
What do you want? At my age I should smell the flowers from below.
If you hadn't run after whores, you could.
You'll see, I'll also stick my ass out.
Many are chasing me.
I cheated on you once. 40 years ago.
With your sister Teresa.
Once!
I don't want to see that red-haired bitch in my house.
Elzunka, come on...
- Sending parents to the asylum? No way. - What asylum? It's a very good care home.
Grandpa would never agree.
Better if they move in with us.
But you're about to give birth.
So what? It's more fun together.
Besides, the attic... we could convert it for them, right?
That's an idea.
And how is dad going to climb up there? Should I install an elevator?
We're just considering, Basia.
Well, maybe you move upstairs then.
Or better...
Straight to the care home.
Yeah, very funny.
I'm off to work.
Sandwiches!
Andrzej.
Talk to them. It's for their own good.
Kiss.
He didn't wait for me?
Sebus, do you want it for the road?
Sebastian...
Enjoy, darling.
Enjoy.
It's not salty enough.
What wonders?
Joziek...
...could you pass the mushrooms?
Aaaa, with pleasure.
Delicious.
You little devil, you.
My dear.
Dad, I wanted to talk...
So speak...
I'm thinking...
Should I get into tires?
Yes, tires are good...
People are stupid so they change them twice a year.
It's necessary to change them.
Just like you have to ride a bike wearing a helmet.
Dad, come, look!
Nysa, 522 model.
- She's a beauty. - Come on, let's go, dad.
Carefully.
So how much, well...
10 thousand and it's done.
No, no. For 10 thousand I have a very nice transit here.
And this, well, you know, it's scrap...
What scrap, it's a classic, man.
- A classic. - That's why I offer 4.
And that's only because of my sentiment for domestic motoring.
You know how much these cost online? 15 thousand.
Sir, I've seen such wonders online,
you wouldn't believe, how a woman can stretch herself.
Son!
Give him 5 not to bother us any more.
Alright, fine.
- Yes! - Let it serve well...
Do you like it, Elzunia?
Off we go!
Mom likes it!
So start it up, dad.
Runs like gold.
I made a million kilometers on such a one.
All over Europe and half of Asia.
Do you remember, Elcia, what we did in the back of the truck?
Joziek, remember when you go to the Federal Republic of Germany,
bring me that green shampoo.
My hair are so shaggy that I'm scared to show myself to people.
Elcia, I haven't been on the road for 20 years.
Is that what you say?
Well then, that's bad, you won't make any money.
Joziek...
...will you take me to the Three Crowns?
Damn it!
What Three Crowns, woman?
We're old geezers.
A man and a woman, who sit at home and watch TV.
Ah, nonsense on that TV...
How long can we look at the same faces all the time?
Just take me there.
Sleep.
Dad, nobody's forcing you. Just take a look.
It's not like during communism.
It's better than the campsite we used to go to as kids.
Looks luxurious.
Beautiful there.
See.
Mom likes it too.
They even have a pool and a sauna there.
Really? Then go warm up your ass there by yourself.
Dad, don't get upset right away.
Damn it! They will carry me out of my house feet first in a wooden coffin.
Mom too.
Take that away!
Dad...
...mom is not going to get better.
And you can barely walk.
Barely? I'll kick you in your ass so hard
you'll be sleeping on your stomach for half a year.
Get the hell out with that!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
Whose birthday is it?
Yours, grandma.
Happy birthday dear Grandma...
Two scythes already?
Can't be.
Mom, make a wish.
Let Joziek
take me to the Three Crowns.
Where?
Drink, Baltazar, drink, my dear, drink.
Ela!
Elcia!
Mom!
Mama!
Get out of here!
Go away!
Mom, come!
Go away!
Mom, come. Dad is coming!
- Mom - Elus!
Elus.
Józiek.
Take me.
Where to, Elzunia?
Take me to the Three Crowns.
Alright, my dear.
Will we go?
We will.
She fell asleep.
Dad.
What?
This is no joke anymore.
Listen, we can do it this way.
If you don't want the care home, well then...
then you move in with us.
And we, well I don't know, we will go upstairs, or...
Maybe Justyna and Sebek could settle here somehow.
Kids will get theirs anyway.
Sooner than later.
But that's not the point. Dad.
We need to sort it all out somehow.
You sort it out in your house, not in mine.
I can't stand your woman even for 2 days.
Barbara is her name and she has been my wife for 25 years.
Accept that damn fact at last.
Then why did she sell those pastures to the Kunikowskis?
Now what? Pastures are gone and money's gone.
When was that?
Grandpa was lying in his coffin and he kept repeating:
Don't touch the pastures!
Grandpa had more mess in his head than mom now.
Dad...
Do you have a better idea?
Son, take us to the Pieniny Mountains.
Has your mind gotten mixed up too? Pieniny, really?
Just take us there.
We'll make it in 2 days.
Maybe you even want to climb the peak?
Damn it.
I'm asking you nicely, take us.
Mom wants it, maybe she'll feel better.
Dad...
Mom doesn't know what's happening.
I know...
And you can barely drag your feet.
If you won't take us then I'll go myself.
How exactly?
I've traveled half the world, when you were still playing
with cat poop in the sandbox.
Why do you do this, dad? Why?
Goodbye then.
Doctor, please don't sugarcoat it.
You scribble something in Latin, but I prefer to know.
How long?
Half a year?
It can't be done like that, Mr. Gugulak.
We want to go to the mountains.
That's good.
There's no reason we can't?
There are about hundred...
What can I tell you?
If not now, then when?
Come on, Elzunia.
Joziek, where do you want to go?
Later.
Mr. Gugulak - prescription.
Ah, I would have forgotten...
Can you also prescribe me...
Ah, that...
If not now, then when?
One of a kind.
The royal family rode in it.
The Belgian one.
The prince cried when he sold it.
Then why did he sell it?
Because the queen wanted a station wagon.
There's a weird smell inside.
Mhm.
The guy used Russian air fresheners.
Mhm.
You'll take a ride through the forest with the roof open. It'll be fine.
I'll think about it.
But Andrzej isn't here yet.
Maybe it's for the best, I want to talk to you.
And call me grandpa.
What are you gaping at?
You've made me a great-grandfather, so who am I to you?
Grandpa!
Maybe so.
You're not very bright.
But maybe that's better for Justynka.
What are you really getting at, grandpa?
Oh! You're finally making sense.
So how much do you want for this Nysa?
You have to discuss that with your son.
Damn it, I'm talking to you.
Someday all of this will be yours, understood?
And call me grandpa. Grandpa!
So how much?
Andrzej listed it for 12.
You want to make a fool out of your own grandpa?
I give 5, let's go write the papers.
Well, I'm not sure...
Oh, what's going on here?
Grandpa wants to buy the Nysa.
Grandpa?
Dad, what have you come up with?
- I'm buying. - Why?
- It's my business. - To drive to the Pieniny Mountains.
- I said, it's my business. - But my car, not for sale.
Damn it, I can buy whatever I like.
Do you even have a license? It's been 15 years since you had one.
- None of your business. - Mom, get out.
Andrzejek, dad is taking me to the Three Crowns.
I know, mom, I know, I know.
You're not selling?
You want to kill mom? And yourself?
Alright, let's end this.
Sebus!
We don't sell to this man.
Grandpa.
I'm as much your grandfather as a cat is a dog.
Elzunia, let's go.
- Alfi... - Yes?
- I'd like to go to Greece. - Very well. But why?
- It's beautiful there. - A pile of stones.
- Will you take me? - Yes, yes.
- But I'm asking seriously. - Yes.
Damn it...
Tosiek!
Come here!
What?
Grab a pint?
And that's how it is.
That’s growing nicely.
That green thing.
Nettle.
Tosiek, I have a matter.
Tough world. What can you do?
And that green thing, what is it?
It's nettle, I'm telling you.
Yeah, nettle?
What are you talking about. You think I don't know what nettle looks like?
It's lovage.
- Lovage? - Yes.
Be careful, you'll burn your hands.
Yeah? With lovage?
Ahhhh!
Damn it!
Nettle!
Tosiek...
...do you also pee every 5 minutes?
Every 5 minutes, 5 drops.
In the past, we peed...
Like from a water pump.
Tosiek, do you still have that Polonez?
Engine 1.6
76 horsepower
121 newton meters
power steering
and 15 minutes to a hundred.
uhh seconds...
- Seconds! - Is it running?
In the hole!
Here, here.
So how much do you want for it?
And where do you want to go, Joziek?
I kept promising Elka I'd take her on a trip.
And somehow it never happened.
So how much?
Well...
You threw my package in the trash.
Should I apologize to you?
Would it hurt you?
Alright, I'm sorry!
Let's say I accept it.
So how much should I ask for, you say?
The car's barely 25 years old. You could say - in the prime of life.
Damn it! Will you say it finally?
Well, let's say...
5?
I'll give you 4.
Let it be my loss.
Yes!
1,800, 1,900, 2,000,...
1, 2, 3,...
A bit short.
Damn it, where did it go?
We need even more for the trip.
We'll have to take it from our deposits.
There's probably something in dollars, maybe some gold.
No way.
Deposits are for the kids, and the gold is for war.
Elzunia, are we just old country folks?
Not folks - but farmers.
Elcia, you're a genius!
Tosiek! Tosiek!
- Why are you yelling? - Do you want to earn some money?
- Well, no. - How come no?
Just no. 4 thousand from you is enough.
But it's not enough for me.
- This is a very stupid idea. - Don't ruin the fun.
Let's go!
Slower, stork.
This is a very stupid idea.
Damn it, how did you write it, huh?
What?
"ch" or just "h"?
Well... What should it be?
Maybe that.
But it doesn't look quite right to me.
Once it dries, it'll be fine.
Arek, this sausage is amazing. We'll take two kilos.
And a kilo of this carrot.
Janek! Leave Zosia alone!
I'm talking to you! No saltpeter, no GMOs. None of that crap.
Smell it, man.
Can you get this in any supermarket? I'm telling you, no!
And moonshine? You got any?
You're pouring honey into my heart.
But I'm driving.
You'll put your woman behind the wheel then.
- Can you smell the carbide? - I can't.
See, what wonders.
When you come again, I'll tell you how it's done.
It's an old recipe.
Father distilled like this, grandfather did too.
"FARM-FRESH FOOD"
He's coming.
Dad... What are you doing?
- You want to poison people? - Why poison?
They eat it every day and it tastes good to them.
I don't meddle in your business.
Not buying? Goodbye.
Dad, but you could go to prison for this.
Yeah? Then go and report your own father and mother. Go on!
Well, what are you waiting for? Damn it.
We don't sell to this man.
When my son comes back,
he will kick your ass so hard that you won't be able to sit on a pillow.
Mom...
Andrzejek...
My son...
Tosiek, don't eat that, you'll get bowel twist.
It's not so bad.
- This is your cut from the deal. - Mhm.
That's for the Polonez.
What's up?
- I don't want it. - Tosiek, don't annoy me.
We had a deal.
Jozek, I don't want any money.
Take it as it is.
It just stands there taking up space anyway.
Tosiek, my dear pal.
Oh, stop it!
You'll slobber all over me. I'm disgusting!
Nice.
Let's go!
It was dream, beautiful dream - Runs like gold!
In Barcelona, in San Andre Something's telling: Change your life!
Only sun, wine, singing
Heart is empty, nothing's there What happened, had to happen
Only friendship which continues in Barcelona, closer to stars
Happiness is so very close If you only want it...
Couldn't you somehow line those cars up straight.
One this way, another that way. It's only missing shit in the middle.
Can't line them up straight. Each is different length.
I don't know...
...maybe by colors?
By colors, you can arrange crayons in a pencil case.
Andrzejek!
Oh, the scamp...
Damn it...
Joziek!
Sebus!
- Call an ambulance, Sebus! - Right away!
Call! Go call!
Dad, don't move!
- Hello. - Hi.
So gorgeous!
Hi grandma.
Take a seat.
You’re quite the troublemaker, aren’t you?
What again?
You know what.
Come.
We didn't talk much, did we?
- But I still know a lot about you. - And how's that?
Because when I was a child, dad didn't tell me fairy tales at bedtime,
but your adventures, grandpa.
What adventures?
For example, how you transported marks from Germany in a hollowed-out hammer.
Ah, yes.
Or, for instance, when your wheel fell off in...
- In Russia. - Yes, in Russia, exactly.
Or when thieves chased you in Yugoslavia.
Damn Yugoslavians...
He especially liked to tell me how you bought him
a small plush penguin in the Netherlands.
How the customs officers wanted to cut it, but you gave them a bribe.
He missed you.
Did he say that?
Dad didn't really talk about feelings.
Just like you, grandpa.
I'm going.
For a flower vase.
Joziek.
What, darling?
Joziek, where are we?
Ah, in the damn hospital.
Are you sick?
Sort of, yeah.
- So we're not going anywhere? - No, we're not.
Damn it...
Are you satisfied?
What if it happened somewhere further away?
It's a miracle that you and mom survived.
Will you say something, dad?
I hope those travel thoughts just flew out of your head.
Where are you going, dad?
- Good morning. - My regards.
How can I help?
I'll take this.
We value experienced and confident customers.
I'll wrap it up. Is this for any special occasion?
A new chapter in life.
- Dad. - What?
Do you have someone on the side?
If you'd sometimes pleased your wife, she wouldn't nag so much.
Here's a pill.
Well...
...take care.
- What? - The key.
Dad.
Thank you.
Dad, be careful, you're pulling on the side of the road, we might catch a flat.
Should I swear, son?
It's really nice here.
You'll see for yourselves.
You have your own bathroom.
There's even a pool downstairs.
They said it was under renovation, but it's supposed to open this year.
Damn it.
Oh dad, don't complain.
They even have dance lessons here. Mom always wanted to dance.
And who are you?
Dad.
Maybe you'll better move to our house?
Go away from here, son.
Son, remember.
Our house is for Justynka.
No luxuries. But it's better for them to have their own than to live with you.
A person must live their own life.
Thank you, dad.
Bye, mom.
Bye.
See you on Sunday.
Joziek, where's Baltazar?
He went down with the car.
Damn it.
Hurry up, because we'll die here.
Asshole shoots because he must.
You're the asshole.
Ace wins the race, queen takes her place.
Like that. It must rhyme, you understand, rhyme.
To hell with playing bridge with 3...
Gentlemen, can't it be quieter?
Can't hear my own fart.
Young one - don’t play tough in front of a lady, or you’ll lose your jaw.
What? What?
Ever been smacked in the head?
If I smack you, I'll knock your head off.
Your balls haven't even gone bald, and you're jumping around?
What, what, what?
Why are you bothering me, woman?
First between the eyes, then hit in the balls.
Guys, the lady's coming.
Gentlemen! Gentlemen, I swear on my grandma.
What is this, a sandbox?
The new guy started it.
I'm not done with you yet.
Oh, I'm already scared.
- Come on. - Let's play.
Oh, Kryska asked to send his regards.
Damn it.
When we were neighbors, he could disappear for 2 months.
Now every 2 days he calls, sending regards.
Maybe he just misses you?
- Send regards back? - No way!
But tell him I'll drop by for a beer.
What?
No, nothing.
I'll just tell him you miss him too, okay?
Tell him whatever you want.
But remember, at home all the old junk goes to scrap.
What? Those are keepsakes.
A pile of trash.
For renovation, I've set aside something for you guys.
And you need to set up a room for the little one.
Thanks, grandpa.
Sebus, take care of grandma, okay?
Take grandma to those Three Crowns, okay?
- Oh granddaughter, what nonsense. - Grandpa, we could have taken her, but
it's not about us taking her, it's about you taking her.
If not now, then when?
These are to the office.
Nysa's keys are in the drawer.
I don't know how to take the car during the day because of Andrzej.
At night the gate is under alarm.
We won't even drive a mile.
We're good here.
I've got new friends. Grandma goes dancing.
Damn it!
If you don't have a goal in life, why even get out of bed, right?
Besides, I want you to play with my little son.
OK?
Keep it.
In case you change your mind.
- Oh Jesus! - Jesus Mary!
Seba, you were supposed to watch grandma!
Elcia!
Let's go!
You have to declare.
How?
You have to say it.
But I am saying!
Włodziu, damn it.
You play 150, but from declaring alone you have 180.
You can also get full with a small spoon.
You get these wisdoms from teletext?
To hell with playing like this...
Elegant, do you play anything?
Pass...
Mrs. Kownacka!
Stasiu.
Stasiu...
And he was such a companion...
Please leave!
I can't stand any whores in my house!
Out!
Mrs. Ela...
Mrs. Elzbieta...
Mrs. Ela?
Everything's okay. It's me...
Teresa?
Keep away from my husband!
I no longer have a sister!
Joziek...
...and I loved you so much! So much!
I know, Elzunia, I know...
Joziek...
At least...
take me to the Three Crowns...
I will.
Elcia!
Mrs. Kownacka...
Move, damn it.
- Józiek, why are you pushing in! - What's happening?
Malinowski's running around naked.
But his tool is quite adequate.
In serious need, the queen takes the lead.
So, Joziek?
Are we going now?
We're going, Elzunia! Hell yeah!
Why are you lying down?
Are you sick?
Oh, when the delivery comes, accept the package.
Wait, Basia. Wait...
- Basia! - Oh, it must be the courier.
Sir, give me the package, or the mosquitoes will eat me alive.
- Thank you. - Hold on! Where are you rushing?
- Sign here. - Oh, sorry.
Are you looking at my underwear?
And where are you looking?
- You looked at me first. - You came out in underwear only.
What's wrong with that? The weather's nice, beautiful sun.
Walking on the beach like this is OK? But in front of my house is wrong?
Thank you.
Uuu! Sir!
I see you're very excited.
Must be because of this package.
Goodbye.
Dad!
Come on...?
- Good morning. - Hey!
- Andrzej? - Yes?
Are you sleeping with some young girls?
Excuse me?
Because I don't understand something here.
You spent 500 to buy me pajamas?
Mhm.
Either you have someone and you're trying to cloud my eyes, or you...
...or you're just simply stupid.
I wanted to make you happy.
Happy?
By throwing 500 away?
Yes? And who bought a coffee machine for 5 grand?
Isn't that throwing money away?
What else do I have left in life, besides drinking coffee?
Andrzej...
Baska...
Well...
Mr. Gugulak...
...what are you doing here?
I need to pee.
You could do that in your room.
But I didn't want to wake up my wife.
Here you go.
Mrs. Kownacka!
I...
...have a matter.
A matter?
Quite a delicate one.
What's this?
What else was I supposed to come with? You wrecked my car.
- Are you getting in or not? - Damn it... Alright.
Let's go!
Damn it. Are you getting in or not?
I need to pick up speed!
That's what I needed.
So, you didn’t say anything?
Andrzej, everything needs to be spelled out for you.
Even how to make your wife happy.
Well, there's a proof, you don’t need to.
Do you think they're doing well there?
Who?
Your parents.
Don’t tell me you were thinking about my old folks during...
I was thinking about you.
Because, you know...
...somehow, for some reason I associate you with them.
They're in a retirement home, so I think they're...
...peaceful there.
This is a very stupid idea.
Come on and don’t mumble.
But...
I’m not going!
Are you going or not?
I’m not going, I’m scared.
It’s Andrzej’s dealership. My own son won’t report his father.
Yes, he won’t report. With you guys, you never know.
What are you doing?
Because this crap is too tight.
I can’t stand it anymore, and besides, this...
This, this is badly cut! I can’t see shit.
Put this on your head. Even at noon you see shit.
Damn.
Come on!
Now I can’t see anything at all.
- Boost me up! - You must be joking.
- Oh my god... - Boost me up!
- Alright. - Alright.
- I can’t do it...
Aaa...
I told you.
You're a wimp.
Freakin' hell!
- One more time! - Yeah! I’m coming, you see?
Oh, oh!
Sometimes you're smart.
Stay here!
- Joziek! - Stay!
This is a very stupid idea!
Tosiek!
- Joziek... - Tosiek...
Alright, alright, alright. Someone might see us.
- I'll help, I'll help. - Here you go.
What's this?
- Melchior. - Aha...
I don't know how to thank you...
What is it!?
How many times did I ask you to silence it.
Hello?
Speaking.
When?
The Three Crowns,... Damn it.
You should have taken your parents when Dad kindly asked.
- Mr. Kryska. Mr. Kryska! - If you play with fire, you get burned.
Now you've really played yourself.
Don't you wave your fingers in front of my nose, because I'm not scared.
Firstly.
And secondly: Do you know who your godfather is?
- Uncle Waldek! - Bullshit, not uncle Waldek.
He was supposed to be, but he got drunk.
I'm your godfather.
And you don't mess with a godfather.
They even made a movie about it. Watch it, Jedrus.
I will watch it, I will.
Put your wheels up!
Let's go?
Let's go.
- What about grandpa? - Shit! How did he get the keys?
I have no idea.
Andrzej!
But not the Cadillac! It's a wreck!
Andrzej!
The lights are messed up there!
And a marten died in there!
And what, and what...
We will sail, we will sail...
And what, and what?
And what... And so.
We will sail, we will sail...
Sirens are already chasing us, sirens
We will sail, we will sail...
And what, and what...
Is this the real farmhouse sausage?
Real one, from Jabkowice.
Ah no, no, no. Then I'll take a piece of the regular one
and two beers.
Add a handbag?
Yes, please. Ela, leave it.
- Thank you very much. - Leave it.
Good morning.
Don't look back.
My respects.
So, you swiped the glasses? In front of the police!?
Do you know what would happen if they caught us?
I don't have a license and we're driving a stolen car.
Are they pretty?
Well, unfortunately, they are pretty.
Damn it...
And that's the end of the ride.
Elka, I'm asking you do not speak, please.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Junior officer Rosol. And where are you rushing to?
To the Three Crowns.
We'll drink vodka and make love in the back.
Ah, I envy you.
Pieniny, adventures, and also this Nyska. Beautiful.
Come, take a look.
Beautiful.
- Four-speed? - Oh yes.
Geez...
My father drove one like this.
In the police?
In the ambulance service.
Alright, Mr. Gugulak, to the point.
We've been following you from the store.
And how do you know my name?
Well, because you left your wallet on the counter.
Oh God.
And that would have been the end of the adventure.
Yes...
But what are you doing? No, I can't, unfortunately.
Not these days...
...unfortunately.
Alright, well then, have a safe journey.
- Blessed be. - Goodbye, Ma'am.
Goodbye.
Józiek, are we going to Pieniny Mountains?
Why the hell?
That's my question exactly,
because we've never been there.
Really?
So, maybe let's not go?
What are you standing for? Let's go!
And where to?
Drive me to the Three Crowns.
We will sail, we will sail...
And what... And so.
No lights, no seat belts, and that speed, too.
I understand, having such a car, you want to push it.
But let's not exaggerate.
So what?
Tow truck and the police parking lot.
Or what do you suggest?
So I suggest...
300 zlotys and a warning.
You want to bribe an officer on duty, right?
So let me tell you, it's not nice. Very unkind, right?
- Very unkind. - Especially since there are two of us.
- Driver's license. - Yes, yes, now!
Here, here.
What are you giving me here?
Hand it already wrapped.
Ahh...
Sir, there are two of us...
Gugulak?
Yes, indeed.
Does that mean anything to you?
It does, it does.
Safe journey.
Ah!
Fix those lights at the nearest station, OK?
- Sure! - Good.
Look, Jozek!
I have a sister Teresa in Belchatow City.
What if we visited her?
Teresa...
So what if she's not expecting us. Even better. We'll surprise her.
What now?
After all this, you're giving her flowers?
In front of me?
Take it away!
And let me talk to my sister privately.
So, what's up, Tereska, you're just sleeping here?
Haven't you "slept around" enough in your life?
I will never forgive you for trying to take my man. My husband.
If I could grab you by those red locks...
...they wouldn't even recognize you in the afterlife!
- You damn slut! - Leave it, Elżunia, it's time for us.
Put it down, darling.
Hi, Tereska.
So, what's up, boss?
It smells like from a kennel. What did you carry in this?
- I'm asking about the lights, boss. - Lights?
It doesn't even have wiring. It's about 2 days of work.
- A bigger issue. - Will it be ready by morning?
In the morning? I sleep.
Especially on Sundays.
Yes, I'm here, Basia.
The guy's fiddling with those lights.
I don't even know where I am.
Yeah.
And how's Justynka?
So as soon as you know something, let me know, OK?
Wait... Wait!
Oh, for heaven's sake!
- Andrzejek! - What about Andrzejek?
He's waving at us!
Dad, stop!
Stop!
Get lost, kiddo!
Joziek!
Hey, Sir! Leave it!
Yeah...
Elżunia, can you smell the mountains?
Remember how we vacationed in Karpacz?
Got sentimental?
What?
Such a beautiful evening.
Maybe you should take one of your blue pills?
I'm getting excited.
Elcia! You are a miracle!
It would be a pity to die.
Then don't die.
Józek, come! There's some drunkard sitting here.
Watching over...
See, Elzunia, how much the son loves us.
So?
Are we going?
And where do you, son, want to go?
Now, even to the Three Crowns.
Well then, let's go!
Son...
At the chapel, on the crossroads, take a right.
Inn at Stasiek's.
You know, highland vibes, violins.
Stasiek makes the best tripe soup in Lesser Poland.
Old pal.
Mom makes the best tripe.
And that's true, but not in Lesser Poland.
Loko Koraoko.
The world is ending.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Is Stasiek here? Stasiek Szostak.
But grandpa is dead.
For years now.
Damn it...
Only pizza and pasta. There is no tripe here, dad.
Not just tripe is missing.
Look, son, what a fur coat I used to have.
From Kurow near Pulawy City.
Mustache? Like Lech Walesa's.
No, no. Walesa wasn't around yet.
And this one, drove an old Jelcz from Szczecin City to Ustrzyki
in 10.5 hours.
And its engine purred, like a young highlander girl.
And how do you know how a young highlander girl sounds like?
Friends told me.
There were a few of them...
Stasiek.
Red-haired Pawel.
Wojtek Pacyna.
They're lying under the tombstones now.
Damn it.
Don't act like a war veteran here.
Give it to me.
Oh...
I used to have a lot of fun with this one.
And the one with the mustache?
I don't know, who's that old guy.
So, with whom did you have those fun times, huh?
You rascal! Laughing at your own husband!
Now, now, now!
Now I know, I know what love is.
Now I know, what it means to spend the night with you.
Now I know, how it tastes.
Now I know.
Oh, oh...
Eh, eh, eee...
This dough is pretty good.
Better than those tripe.
Because frankly speaking,
Stasiek's tripe was lousy.
Really? But you said it was the best.
Because I got life mixed up with tripe.
Life was good, but tripe was crappy.
And the place... second rate,
to put it philosophically.
So, mom? Dessert?
No.
It's sweet enough already, son.
I have a terrible disease, son, don't I?
Terrible, mom.
You have a nice girlfriend.
What's her name?
Basia.
She's been my wife for over 20 years, mom.
Time flies.
Look, son, just turn around and it's already Christmas.
Just until May, as grandpa Karendys used to say.
Do you have any dreams?
I don't know, mom.
Just to get by.
That's bullshit, not a dream, Jedrus.
You need to have dreams.
I have a whole bucket of dreams.
No one will give back those years No one will give back those years
When I walked my own path You walked yours
When sorrow silenced words When eyes were darkened by anger
When the sound of music irritated And the song of night birds
Those lost years No one will give back to us
No one will give back Those beautiful nights or days
Those twilights full of colors And those spring storms
When the wind bends trees When golden dust whirls
The quietest few moments Before birds greet the dawn
And stars that fell down No one will give back to us
No one will give back those years No one will give back those years
Let's not return to Those nights or days
Let's silence the sorrow in our hearts Let's throw away sudden anger
Welcome the sound of music And the song of night birds
Those coming years No one will take from us
No one will take away Those beautiful nights or days
Those twilights full of colors And those spring storms
When the wind bends trees When golden dust whirls
The quietest few moments Before birds greet the dawn
And stars that fall down No one will take from us
So here are your Three Crowns, Elzunia.
Where?
Right there.
What do you mean by 'there'?
Up there, mom.
Just a mountain.
The Three Crowns.
What Three Crowns?
Jozek, why did we come here?
I don't know anymore, Elzunia.
Mom, you wanted to come. You've been talking about this for months.
Me?
No way! I've never been here before.
So we drove half of Poland...
Dad, where are you going?
Take a sit.
But the flowers here have grown beautifully.
So what?
That's it?
Beer, dad.
Warm, but good.
We made quite the trip, didn't we?
Mhm.
Son...
I have cancer.
What?
What, are you deaf?
I have cancer!
How so?
Just like that.
Have you known for a long time?
For 2 years.
But why didn't you say anything?
And what for?
Would you cure me? You'd just annoy me.
But no chemo, no surgery, I don't know, dad...
Too late...
How long do you have left?
The doctor said 3 months.
But he said that 4 months ago.
I'm running on borrowed time.
I thought mom was doing poorly.
But it's you.
Mom isn't doing too well either.
But she'll outlive me.
And remember, son.
You have to take care of her.
Not doctors, not a nursing home.
You. Son.
I will take care.
It's so beautiful here.
But it's more beautiful at our place.
We're arriving.
What?
I don't know how much longer. 15 minutes?
Listen, Basia, make the bed for the parents in our bedroom.
Yes, in ours. Bye.
The Three Crowns.
Jozek, look!
- What? - The Three Crowns!
Andrzej, stop!
What's this?
The Three Crowns.
Yeah?
5 miles from home?
Well, yeah...
Elcia...
What do we know about love at sixteen?
Nothing, or almost nothing.
Knowing nothing is the simplest The heart - the whitest of cards
And in the eyes, only you
As long as we believe in the truth of lips
As long as we love, I ask again
What do we know about love When it slips from our hands?
We still believe in it
Time tears the human fate to shreds
Someone followed someone into the world
Someone thinks not for the first time
That the flower will not wither
What do we know about love Little and less and less
The longer life goes on
Because about love You actually know the most
At sixteen
Time tears the human fate to shreds
Someone followed someone into the world
Halo?
But how so?
Now?
How?
Boy!
Mom, Justynka gave birth!
Justynka was born? Finally, because I've been all nervous here.
Maybe you'll name her differently, because this Justynka doesn't sound right.
Is she healthy?
Boy! Healthy! 8 pounds!
It's a boy!
He just peed. Come on!
The youngest Gugulak.
Actually, grandpa, he's not a Gugulak, but Hat.
Because Sebus is Hat.
Sebastian Hat.
Hat... That's nice too.
And we'll name him Jozef.
What? Why Jozef?
Why!?
Goebbels had that name, not to mention Stalin, you know.
As far as I know, there was also Saint Joseph, Pilsudski,...
...and probably you, grandpa?
Suppose so, yeah.
Go on, hold Jozef.
- Go on - But, I'm not... I...
- I'm scared. - Sebus, take a picture.
For me, he is Gugulak.
- Hold him, hold, hold! - Sebastian! Take the baby!
- Hold... - Grandpa... Doctor! Doctor!
What's happening? Dad.
Basia, go get a doctor.
Seba, we need to let some air in here.
Give me the baby.
Jozek...
All my life I wondered, Jozek...
...whether you're running away from me?
I never left to run away.
I always left to come back to you, Elzunia.
Take me away from here.
Where to?
Let's go.
This is a very stupid idea.