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我真的不知道事情為什麼會變成這樣

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我突然想起早上小吳
送我去機場的時候

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老大一路順風

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一直塞

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但是我們國家很好

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二十四小時 大哥

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二十四小時都有得吃

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車子也一樣二十四小時都塞

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沒有不塞車的日子

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我想一定要去檢查了 快要膀胱炎

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一整天在車上

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小吳應該沒問題吧

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小吳不會有問題

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那天他送我到機場跟我說一路順風

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我愣了一下

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因為平常他送我到機場

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他會說

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你什麼時候回來

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幾點的班機

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那你跟那些泰國人是碰到多久以後

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事情才變成這樣的

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剛開始的時候他們帶我去
一個新的地方

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我完全沒有去過

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然後過沒有多久我就覺得不對勁了

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那你他媽的怎麼不跑啊

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怎麼跑

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跑去哪

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然後呢

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然後就跑來一堆人

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接下來呢

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什麼接下來

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我是說

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你跟那個剪刀手愛德華

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最後變成了朋友嗎

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把他抓起來

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怎麼會把事情搞成這個樣子

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在泰國幫我接頭的那個人出了點問題

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所以他們開始懷疑我

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反正那幫人他們每天疑心病都很重

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如果他們開始懷疑你

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下場通常不會很好

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你那天是不是也穿成這個樣子啊

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還戴著這副假斯文的眼鏡啊

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有什麼想說嗎

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我們是朋友

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我很尊敬你

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不要再懷疑我

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我從遠方來

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就是要表達我非常尊敬你

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你跟我做生意了那麼久

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你泰文還是這麼爛

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你說你尊敬我

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但是你尊敬的發音
聽起來像罵我老二一樣

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你真的是在罵我老二嗎

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我尊敬你

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東西拿過來

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摸

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摸啊

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他媽的那些泰國人

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尤其是賣毒的

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最喜歡花大錢買石頭

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有時候那些石頭剖開了以後

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他還是一塊石頭

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但是如果那顆石頭剖開了

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裡面是一塊玉

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而且還是一塊好玉的話

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哇操

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那你他媽的就削爆了

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他們為什麼要讓你摸石頭

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你覺得裡面有什麼東西嗎

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我不知道

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你不必知道

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只要說有或是沒有就好

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我不知道該怎麼跟你說

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有人說快死的人

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通常都會講出對的答案

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有

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真的有

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你怎麼會猜出來那裡面有東西啊

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他已經花那麼多錢買那鬼東西了

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如果我說沒有的話

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他一定當場把我弄死

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如果我說有

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我看那個狀況

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可能還有一點機會

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那後來有嗎

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裡面真的有東西欸

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所以說是那顆石頭救了你

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應該可以這麼說

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那批貨什麼時候能夠繼續送啊

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再過兩個星期

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還是那個矮騾子嗎

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對

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你們是怎麼認識的

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應徵啊

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你就那麼信他啊

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直覺嘛

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直覺

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阿文

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操你媽的阿文呢

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他有事出去了

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整天都看不到一個鬼影子

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媽的尖嘴猴腮長得一個逼樣

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操

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你知不知道

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前幾年他剛來的時候

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我收留他

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他就像那個連瞎子都不要的拉不拉多

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後來我才知道

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原來他嗑了藥以後啊

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更像他媽的一隻貴賓狗

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跳在你身上

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哇操

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他媽左看右看…

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好像他媽誰隨時會把他幹掉一樣

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媽的神經病

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欸

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你怎麼回事啊

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你他媽一直在那邊看啊看

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看什麼啊

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這裡他媽是有鬼是嗎

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你知不知道我注意你這毛病很久了

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我有嗎

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你是怎麼樣

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是怕來我這邊

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我會把你給害了

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沒有

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我操你媽的

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你他媽這樣一直看

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把我搞得他媽神經兮兮的

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你是他媽有病啊

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我們認識多久啦

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15年了

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為什麼這15年來

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你沙發上面那塑膠膜都不拆啊

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操

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我這沙發怎麼啦

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沒有怎麼啦

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就是有點怪

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我告訴你

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只要它包著的

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它永遠都是新的

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新的

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可是它現在看起來很舊啊

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你新的以後留給誰用

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我們買東西我們就是要用它

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不是說一直保持它新的感覺而已

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而且這也不是什麼好沙發吧你這個

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你有看過哪個好的沙發

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上面還包著塑膠的啊

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操你媽的

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不要批評我的美學風格喔

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你這樣是人身攻擊

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你呢

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媽的整天就穿著這個白襯衫

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搞得跟外面那些搞慈善機構
那些師兄一樣

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就像你不穿衣服

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你的衣服也不會因為你沒有穿它

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它就一直保持新的啊

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我的衣服怎麼啦

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我他媽就喜歡這個樣子

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你的美學風格倒是蠻特別的

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穿著背心還配一隻金錶

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哇操

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這手錶跟衣服又有什麼關係啊

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欸

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你不要看不起我這塊錶啊

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這可是勞斯喬登的啊

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什麼勞斯喬登

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就是勞斯萊斯和麥可喬登的聯名款

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在哪裡聯名的

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台北啊

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勞斯萊斯跟麥可喬登是
兩個不同世界的人

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他們怎麼聯名的啊

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我操你媽

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不要再批評我的品味喔

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你小心我會翻臉啊

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我不是批評你

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我們東西我們就是要用

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不管它舊了髒了

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到最後我們都會跟它有感情嘛

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但是坐在一個包著塑膠膜的沙發上面

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就是很奇怪不對啊

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那是怎麼樣嘛

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難道你現在要幫我拆了它嗎

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可以啊

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反正我現在也沒有事情

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好

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哇操

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他媽的褲子都黏在屁股上了

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它就不透氣嘛

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拆

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繼續拆

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哇操

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太他媽屌了

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跟他媽新的一樣

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我都捨不得坐了

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你他媽動作還蠻快的

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幹恁娘恁爸抽一支菸

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在那邊看什麼

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我不是閒著在看你表演

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我是要跟你說你老闆在找你

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這裡風這麼大

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你的菸灰一定會掉下來的

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在幹什麼

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在幹什麼

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幹恁娘

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幹

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幹恁娘

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幹恁娘

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別跑

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幹恁娘

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恁娘的

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腿這麼短還這麼會跑

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幹

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喂

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你們這邊有應徵送貨員嗎

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你到後車站華陰街100號

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到了那裡以後你不要坐電梯

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走旁邊的樓梯

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到九樓

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你會看到一頭獅子

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開門走進去

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一直走到906號房

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幹

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喂

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你剛剛有沒有跌倒

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進房間的地方忘記告訴你有個墩

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你不用再看了

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你什麼都看不到

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之前有做過什麼事情嗎

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汽車零件買賣

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我們的工作很簡單

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就是送東西

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大概兩個禮拜一次

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你想一下

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電話掛了之後走下去

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00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,020
還是一樣走樓梯

242
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,981
到樓下的時候大門那邊會有一個麵攤

243
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,650
你就在那邊吃一碗麵

244
00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:18,936
而且你要跟他點一碗榨菜肉絲乾拌麵

245
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,236
大碗的

246
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:22,687
老闆

247
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:24,229
榨菜肉絲乾拌麵

248
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:25,149
大的

249
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,904
幹恁娘 你不識字嗎

250
00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:30,903
只有賣牛肉麵而已啦

251
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:36,525
榨菜肉絲乾拌麵

252
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,395
大的

253
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:50,652
你清晨四點的時候到
東區的一家三溫暖

254
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,779
那時候店裡面沒什麼人

255
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:55,983
你有半個小時可以泡

256
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:59,067
泡完之後你可以在那裡叫個早餐

257
00:20:59,209 --> 00:21:00,028
吃個稀飯

258
00:21:01,584 --> 00:21:02,733
我是建議你不要吃

259
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,279
因為那裡的早餐實在太難吃了

260
00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:09,571
大概六點的時候你就要起來了

261
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:10,733
有沒有人要毛巾的

262
00:21:10,876 --> 00:21:11,854
醒來以後

263
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,275
拿著身上的鑰匙

264
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,316
去開新的置物櫃

265
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,529
裡面會有你要的東西

266
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,395
一套新的衣服

267
00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:18,815
先生

268
00:23:18,959 --> 00:23:20,028
去哪裡啊

269
00:23:28,751 --> 00:23:29,604
小老闆

270
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,524
小老闆

271
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:12,944
恁娘啊

272
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,437
這是在幹什麼啊

273
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:16,028
會不會開車啊

274
00:24:42,042 --> 00:24:42,736
小老闆

275
00:24:42,876 --> 00:24:44,070
抽根菸嗎

276
00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:47,861
不用客氣

277
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,195
我自己不抽菸的

278
00:24:57,334 --> 00:24:58,153
謝謝

279
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,942
小老闆你去什麼地方嗎

280
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,403
我剛下班喔

281
00:25:04,959 --> 00:25:06,153
如果順路

282
00:25:06,292 --> 00:25:08,146
我可以算你便宜一點喔

283
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,937
不可能順路啦

284
00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:12,605
小老闆出遠門嗎

285
00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:15,776
到飛機場火車站我都順路啊

286
00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:18,070
我要去南部

287
00:25:18,209 --> 00:25:20,780
要去南部坐我的車子最好了

288
00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:22,236
小老闆啊

289
00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:25,860
你知道坐長途車最重要的是什麼嗎

290
00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:28,689
最重要的不是找那些

291
00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:31,029
新新的擦得亮亮的車子

292
00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:32,395
是要找我這種

293
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:33,941
可以跟你聊得來的司機嘛

294
00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:34,903
對不對

295
00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:36,354
不然呢

296
00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:37,525
像剛才那個司機

297
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:38,941
動不動就罵人的

298
00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:41,234
到時候車子開到一半

299
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:42,820
他跟你吵架你怎麼辦呢

300
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:43,687
對不對

301
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,938
到南部也順路嗎

302
00:25:46,084 --> 00:25:47,108
順路啊

303
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:48,821
剛剛好經過我的家

304
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:49,732
幹

305
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:55,562
小老闆啊

306
00:25:55,917 --> 00:25:58,488
我算你一個最便宜的價錢喔

307
00:25:58,626 --> 00:25:59,604
到南部嘛

308
00:25:59,751 --> 00:26:03,027
我就算你一百五十公里到台中的錢

309
00:26:03,459 --> 00:26:06,030
台中以後的地方我就不算你錢

310
00:26:06,917 --> 00:26:08,612
來回一共三百公里

311
00:26:08,751 --> 00:26:10,446
一公里跳二十五塊

312
00:26:10,584 --> 00:26:14,145
三百公里剛剛好跳七千五百塊錢

313
00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:16,817
再加起跳費七十塊錢

314
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:18,987
其他的油費啊路費啊

315
00:26:19,126 --> 00:26:22,277
我就算你一千五百塊而已

316
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:26,687
全部加起來就只有九千零七十塊

317
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:28,153
最便宜的了

318
00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:29,691
最便宜的了

319
00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:37,820
小老闆啊

320
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:39,691
還有我喔

321
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,984
我是一對一服務的喔

322
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,321
我不算你工作時間的喔

323
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,817
等你慢慢辦好你的事情

324
00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:48,312
我再送你回來

325
00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,611
小老闆小老闆

326
00:26:58,876 --> 00:26:59,820
這樣吧

327
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,313
九千零七十塊錢

328
00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:04,108
我就收你九千五算了

329
00:27:04,542 --> 00:27:05,986
七十塊錢我不要了

330
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,520
交個朋友

331
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,233
九千五

332
00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:12,690
交個朋友

333
00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:14,153
九千五

334
00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:15,729
九千五

335
00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:57,778
大哥

336
00:27:58,292 --> 00:27:59,520
精神還可以吧

337
00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:02,691
叫我老許就可以了

338
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:09,187
是言午許的許

339
00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:10,816
不是雙人徐喔

340
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,362
你講我就知道你不用比啦

341
00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:14,691
沒關係啦

342
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,522
寫出來比較容易懂一點

343
00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:23,485
我昨天晚上已經開了一整夜的車子了

344
00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:26,029
開了一整夜的車子還載我跑長途喔

345
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:27,270
沒關係啦

346
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,611
習慣了啦

347
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:30,812
等一下

348
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:31,857
下交流道

349
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,901
休息一下加加油

350
00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:38,612
我開了二十多年車啦

351
00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:41,608
不會有事情的

352
00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:47,528
你不是本地人吼

353
00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:50,145
小老闆真厲害

354
00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,270
一聽就聽得出來了

355
00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,817
我二十多年前從香港就過來了

356
00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:00,279
現在都不算是香港人囉

357
00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:03,231
現在算是台灣人囉

358
00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:05,688
你可以邊講邊看前面嗎

359
00:29:06,334 --> 00:29:07,858
跟你聊天開心嘛

360
00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:11,025
為什麼來台灣

361
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,270
香港不好嗎

362
00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:17,279
事情都過了很久了

363
00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,611
我都忘記了

364
00:29:19,459 --> 00:29:21,063
其實過日子嘛

365
00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:25,230
哪邊都是一樣的

366
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:28,692
沒有說那邊好哪邊差

367
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:29,858
哪邊差那邊好

368
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:30,979
沒有的

369
00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:45,440
大哥

370
00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:47,278
可以開個冷氣嗎

371
00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:50,195
還不夠啊

372
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,525
你們年輕人現在

373
00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,821
就一點點苦都受不了的

374
00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,362
我們年輕的時代哪裡有冷氣的

375
00:30:05,501 --> 00:30:06,729
什麼叫冷氣啊

376
00:30:08,084 --> 00:30:11,110
臉上吹到一點點風已經是天堂了

377
00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:13,190
小老闆

378
00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:14,775
你聽我講喔

379
00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,236
你要成功

380
00:30:16,376 --> 00:30:16,819
將來

381
00:30:16,959 --> 00:30:20,019
年輕人一定要有三個最重要條件

382
00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:21,354
就是要

383
00:30:21,501 --> 00:30:21,819
受苦

384
00:30:22,001 --> 00:30:22,353
受苦

385
00:30:22,584 --> 00:30:23,107
受苦

386
00:30:25,376 --> 00:30:28,652
只有在受苦裡面長大才會成功的嘛

387
00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,396
才知道什麼叫苦

388
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,362
年輕人有要坐車嗎

389
00:30:55,126 --> 00:30:55,524
怎麼算

390
00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:57,404
喔看你要去哪裡啊

391
00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:58,645
我們用跳表的

392
00:30:58,792 --> 00:30:59,360
跳表的喔

393
00:30:59,501 --> 00:30:59,944
對啊

394
00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:01,028
台北到高雄呢

395
00:31:01,167 --> 00:31:03,021
台北到高雄要七千喔

396
00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:06,104
那台南呢

397
00:31:06,251 --> 00:31:06,774
台南喔

398
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,111
台南少一千啦

399
00:31:08,251 --> 00:31:09,821
六千就有

400
00:31:10,459 --> 00:31:11,938
就連過路費啦

401
00:31:12,084 --> 00:31:13,108
過路費也算喔

402
00:31:13,251 --> 00:31:14,400
都包括在內

403
00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:15,566
你的車多新

404
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:17,528
七八個月

405
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,486
這麼新喔

406
00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:19,895
差不多八個月左右

407
00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:21,895
不錯喔

408
00:31:23,626 --> 00:31:24,103
好

409
00:31:24,251 --> 00:31:25,570
下一次再叫你的車

410
00:31:41,251 --> 00:31:42,024
小老闆

411
00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:43,645
你要幾點鐘到

412
00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:45,695
三點

413
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,608
現在還早

414
00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:55,151
要不要吃點東西再上路啊

415
00:32:02,709 --> 00:32:04,563
那邊有這麼多人排隊

416
00:32:04,709 --> 00:32:06,108
應該有好吃的吧

417
00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:44,274
幹

418
00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:45,770
這不是吃東西的啦

419
00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:46,565
什麼

420
00:32:47,042 --> 00:32:48,486
這裡沒東西吃啦

421
00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:51,854
請問你們是

422
00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:52,695
喔我們以為這裡有東西可以吃

423
00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:53,528
沒有沒有

424
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:54,486
呃那個

425
00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:57,856
我昨天早上就收到消息

426
00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:00,858
今天一大早就趕過來了

427
00:33:01,001 --> 00:33:01,979
不好意思喔

428
00:33:02,792 --> 00:33:04,612
我爸是昨天晚上走的

429
00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:05,979
對呃這個…

430
00:33:06,126 --> 00:33:06,569
呃

431
00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:09,769
可能是傳話的人比較敏感一點點

432
00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:12,187
他怎麼樣了

433
00:33:14,084 --> 00:33:16,279
我爸昨天走的蠻突然的

434
00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:18,983
請問你們是哪裡啊

435
00:33:19,334 --> 00:33:20,562
我台北的

436
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,529
我爸生前台北的朋友很多

437
00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:28,280
後來就比較沒有連絡了

438
00:33:29,501 --> 00:33:32,607
請問你們跟我爸爸是

439
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,771
忘年交囉

440
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:38,352
以前你爸爸年輕的時候就幫過我忙的

441
00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:39,899
謝謝

442
00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:42,690
請

443
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:46,566
這邊請

444
00:33:50,876 --> 00:33:51,649
請

445
00:33:53,209 --> 00:33:53,561
走啊

446
00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:30,565
通常

447
00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:31,436
不是

448
00:34:31,584 --> 00:34:33,484
告別式才包的嗎

449
00:34:35,001 --> 00:34:37,231
每個地方習俗不一樣

450
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:37,728
三千五

451
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:38,479
四千五

452
00:34:38,626 --> 00:34:38,978
五千五

453
00:34:39,126 --> 00:34:39,694
不勉強

454
00:34:39,834 --> 00:34:41,313
看心意

455
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:45,861
那個

456
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:46,774
錢呢

457
00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:47,645
沒有

458
00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:53,194
不好意思

459
00:34:53,334 --> 00:34:55,734
我沒有準備馬上就包的

460
00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:58,483
我的錢放在車上

461
00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:00,937
我……

462
00:35:01,917 --> 00:35:03,066
我回去拿一拿

463
00:35:03,209 --> 00:35:03,937
我陪你去

464
00:35:04,084 --> 00:35:05,403
沒關係沒關係

465
00:35:05,834 --> 00:35:06,732
沒關係等等

466
00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:08,195
我一分鐘回來

467
00:35:09,251 --> 00:35:10,149
你先留下來

468
00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,111
你先看

469
00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:41,653
其實不幹我的事

470
00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,566
兄弟啊你不要怪我

471
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,062
你自己要下車找東西的

472
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,562
那麼多地方不找

473
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,313
偏要到荒山野嶺

474
00:35:49,626 --> 00:35:51,321
這裡是什麼鬼地方

475
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:53,812
要找什麼東西吃

476
00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:55,654
這裡除了牛屎鳥屎之外

477
00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:56,269
你說要吃什麼

478
00:35:56,417 --> 00:35:57,270
你自己說

479
00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:58,941
能吃什麼呢

480
00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:00,895
冚家鏟

481
00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:02,395
差點害死我

482
00:36:03,084 --> 00:36:03,903
你要找

483
00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:06,146
也不要找辦喪事的

484
00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:06,860
人家死爸爸啊

485
00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:07,274
大哥

486
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,021
人家死爸爸啊

487
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,941
死爸爸 你幹嘛選

488
00:36:11,084 --> 00:36:12,358
還在排隊想找東西吃

489
00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:13,445
打死你啦

490
00:36:13,584 --> 00:36:14,983
人家死爸爸你還去找東西吃

491
00:36:15,126 --> 00:36:16,320
你到底在幹嘛

492
00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:17,732
不知所謂

493
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:18,353
你活該

494
00:36:18,501 --> 00:36:19,980
不幹我事

495
00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:24,565
黑社會

496
00:36:26,376 --> 00:36:28,731
下三濫欺善怕惡

497
00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:05,315
不好意思

498
00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:08,986
最近手頭比較緊一點點

499
00:37:12,084 --> 00:37:12,982
不好意思

500
00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:22,903
阿爸

501
00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:24,946
你台北的朋友來看你了

502
00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:25,902
啊

503
00:37:27,084 --> 00:37:28,187
怎麼稱呼啊

504
00:37:28,751 --> 00:37:29,900
怎麼稱呼

505
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:32,730
我是小許啊

506
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,394
是言午的許

507
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,191
不是雙人徐

508
00:37:39,709 --> 00:37:41,358
恁阿媽

509
00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:43,401
去慈湖看蔣公還不用付門票錢

510
00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:46,067
剛剛看一個不認識的死人要付兩千五

511
00:37:47,084 --> 00:37:49,188
去那麼久我以為你不會回來

512
00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,440
兩千五就直接放到車費上了

513
00:37:52,959 --> 00:37:54,187
一共是一萬二

514
00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:55,687
什麼車費

515
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:56,983
吃東西也是你說要去吃的耶

516
00:37:57,126 --> 00:37:58,730
怎麼變我要付這個錢啊

517
00:37:58,876 --> 00:37:59,444
那時候早就該溜了

518
00:37:59,584 --> 00:38:00,733
幹嘛留在那邊

519
00:38:00,876 --> 00:38:02,320
小老闆

520
00:38:02,459 --> 00:38:03,403
你不可以溜的

521
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:04,110
你知道嗎

522
00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:05,275
如果你溜

523
00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,147
他們一堆人追起來殺你的

524
00:38:08,292 --> 00:38:09,065
開玩笑

525
00:38:09,209 --> 00:38:10,028
真是的

526
00:38:11,626 --> 00:38:11,944
好啦

527
00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:13,153
我大器一點

528
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,361
那個兩千五

529
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:15,195
我付一千

530
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:15,811
你付一千五

531
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:17,108
一共一萬一

532
00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:17,854
可以了吧

533
00:38:18,001 --> 00:38:18,649
什麼一千一千五

534
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:19,986
我都不會付啦

535
00:38:20,126 --> 00:38:20,694
幹

536
00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,233
我本來就不想坐你這個車了

537
00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:22,944
現在是怎麼樣

538
00:38:23,084 --> 00:38:24,608
發生什麼事都算到我頭上來

539
00:38:25,459 --> 00:38:26,562
好好好

540
00:38:26,709 --> 00:38:27,903
算了算了算了

541
00:38:29,001 --> 00:38:30,195
不要再去講那個了

542
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,105
你可以給我一點點頭款嗎

543
00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,320
比如

544
00:38:35,459 --> 00:38:36,483
四千塊嘛

545
00:38:37,209 --> 00:38:38,278
什麼頭款

546
00:38:38,834 --> 00:38:40,233
路都還沒開一半耶什麼頭款

547
00:38:40,376 --> 00:38:41,820
而且我現在身上也沒錢啊

548
00:38:42,376 --> 00:38:43,320
沒錢

549
00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:45,063
沒錢為什麼坐我的車

550
00:38:46,001 --> 00:38:47,445
我已經跟你說過了

551
00:38:47,584 --> 00:38:49,233
我身上就是沒有錢

552
00:38:49,751 --> 00:38:52,322
剛剛在那邊就算有錢
我也不會包給他們

553
00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:53,528
等我辦完事

554
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,486
我就會有錢

555
00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,854
有錢我就會給你

556
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,947
而且你有聽過坐計程車要付頭款的嗎

557
00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:01,395
你這個車這麼爛

558
00:39:02,251 --> 00:39:04,321
你唬爛我九千我有跟你靠北嗎

559
00:39:04,834 --> 00:39:06,404
不要罵我的車好不好

560
00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,271
它有定期保養的對不起

561
00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:10,236
那你就不要廢話啊

562
00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:11,229
繼續開車啊

563
00:39:11,376 --> 00:39:12,775
反正到時候我錢會給你啦

564
00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:15,567
-什麼
-我錢會給你啦

565
00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:18,895
小老闆啊

566
00:39:19,042 --> 00:39:20,521
講老實話好不好

567
00:39:21,084 --> 00:39:22,858
我對你實在太好的了

568
00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:25,608
剛才本來我是跑掉的

569
00:39:26,084 --> 00:39:27,278
後來想來想去

570
00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:28,770
還是回來救你

571
00:39:29,251 --> 00:39:30,855
如果我不回來的話

572
00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:34,234
現在躺在那邊被人家看的

573
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,487
很可能是你啊你知道嗎

574
00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:51,983
你看得懂他們在幹嘛嗎

575
00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:55,024
看不懂

576
00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:58,401
為什麼跑去人家辦喪事的地方

577
00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:00,445
不知道

578
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,486
找朋友

579
00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:10,566
以前有這種奇怪的事發生嗎

580
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:13,565
沒有

581
00:40:15,334 --> 00:40:18,610
剛剛那個計程車司機
一副要跑掉的樣子

582
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,861
我覺得今天怪怪的

583
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,943
你打電話到高雄給黑仔
叫他準備一輛車

584
00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:26,779
順便跟他借兩個兄弟

585
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:28,854
好

586
00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:51,941
小老闆吃個饅頭啦

587
00:40:52,084 --> 00:40:53,483
收你一百塊錢

588
00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:54,354
幹

589
00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:56,230
不知道你車上還有福利社

590
00:40:57,459 --> 00:40:59,233
我剛才下車買你又說不要

591
00:40:59,376 --> 00:41:01,571
現在看你的樣子很想吃

592
00:41:02,709 --> 00:41:04,188
好啦好啦不收你啦

593
00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:05,403
來來來拿去啦

594
00:41:06,626 --> 00:41:07,854
不收你錢啦

595
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:21,697
小老闆常常跑南北嗎

596
00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:23,437
對啊

597
00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:25,486
跑了多久啦

598
00:41:26,209 --> 00:41:27,187
一年多吧

599
00:41:30,126 --> 00:41:31,730
每一次坐出租車嗎

600
00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:33,065
對啊

601
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,736
每一次都付錢的嗎

602
00:41:36,876 --> 00:41:37,729
對

603
00:41:39,751 --> 00:41:41,150
只有這次例外的喔

604
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,066
還不是你自己搞的

605
00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:45,653
不是我搞的啦

606
00:41:46,501 --> 00:41:48,605
本來下車吃點東西我們一起上路的

607
00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:49,900
我沒有辦法的

608
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:57,528
好啦

609
00:41:58,292 --> 00:41:59,486
等我事情辦完之後

610
00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:00,979
幫你分擔那兩千五啦

611
00:42:07,459 --> 00:42:09,563
為什麼後面有人跟著我們呢

612
00:42:13,084 --> 00:42:14,312
想太多了吧

613
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,021
去醫院做檢查的怎麼樣

614
00:42:44,584 --> 00:42:45,482
沒事了

615
00:42:46,001 --> 00:42:48,447
沒事怎麼會前兩天暈倒爬不起來

616
00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:51,859
醫生說其實很多人都會有這種症狀

617
00:42:52,584 --> 00:42:53,858
反正我也做了一些檢查

618
00:42:54,001 --> 00:42:54,979
二一加二

619
00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:56,815
二三

620
00:42:56,959 --> 00:42:58,187
二三加一

621
00:42:59,084 --> 00:42:59,652
二四

622
00:42:59,792 --> 00:43:01,111
二四加二

623
00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:01,945
二六

624
00:43:02,084 --> 00:43:03,403
二六加三

625
00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:06,404
三十

626
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,486
三十加二

627
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:09,110
三二

628
00:43:09,251 --> 00:43:10,570
三二加三

629
00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:12,395
三五

630
00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:13,816
三五加一

631
00:43:15,084 --> 00:43:15,561
三六

632
00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:17,062
三六加二

633
00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:19,274
三八

634
00:43:19,417 --> 00:43:20,486
三八加一

635
00:43:21,626 --> 00:43:22,149
三九

636
00:43:22,292 --> 00:43:23,316
三九加二

637
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:24,645
四十

638
00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,145
四十加一

639
00:43:26,709 --> 00:43:27,607
四一

640
00:43:30,042 --> 00:43:31,145
這第一次嗎

641
00:43:31,584 --> 00:43:32,437
對啊

642
00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:38,396
要怎麼樣才會好

643
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:41,361
他說沒事就沒事了

644
00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:11,895
幹

645
00:44:15,209 --> 00:44:16,062
小老闆

646
00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:17,815
在作夢啊

647
00:45:32,042 --> 00:45:32,360
喂喂喂

648
00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:35,486
在這邊等我

649
00:45:35,626 --> 00:45:36,570
我很快就回來

650
00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:39,237
你不回來怎麼辦啊

651
00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:40,650
我會回來

652
00:45:42,626 --> 00:45:43,775
一起去好了

653
00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:46,233
在這邊等我

654
00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:47,104
十分鐘

655
00:45:47,251 --> 00:45:48,570
頂多二十分鐘

656
00:45:49,251 --> 00:45:50,275
小老闆啊

657
00:45:51,042 --> 00:45:52,395
你看看我的臉

658
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,278
看清楚了

659
00:45:54,834 --> 00:45:56,688
我像不像一個笨蛋啊

660
00:45:57,459 --> 00:45:58,437
還好

661
00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:01,361
很多人一進去

662
00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:03,233
後面就溜了

663
00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:04,816
當然不是你啦

664
00:46:05,459 --> 00:46:06,653
一起去啦

665
00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:08,691
如果你跟我進去的話

666
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:10,358
裡面的人就會不開心

667
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:11,570
他們如果不開心

668
00:46:11,709 --> 00:46:13,028
你可能就拿不到錢

669
00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:14,691
我一出來就把錢拿給你

670
00:46:14,834 --> 00:46:15,983
你載我回台北

671
00:46:16,834 --> 00:46:17,778
喂喂喂

672
00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:22,024
喂

673
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:22,986
喂

674
00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:24,774
喂

675
00:47:47,209 --> 00:47:48,358
看什麼啊

676
00:47:49,084 --> 00:47:51,109
就他媽是因為你沒有排好

677
00:47:51,584 --> 00:47:53,028
看什麼東西啊

678
00:48:15,834 --> 00:48:16,607
怎麼樣

679
00:48:17,292 --> 00:48:18,395
不錯吧

680
00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:20,730
看什麼啊

681
00:48:20,876 --> 00:48:21,854
趕快排

682
00:48:23,126 --> 00:48:24,479
你他媽怎麼了你啊

683
00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:28,644
庹哥

684
00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:29,816
哎唷

685
00:48:30,126 --> 00:48:30,649
來啦

686
00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:31,395
嗯

687
00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:33,187
哇操

688
00:48:34,334 --> 00:48:35,232
怎麼樣

689
00:48:35,376 --> 00:48:36,775
今天是搭什麼車來的啊

690
00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:38,521
國光號還是警車

691
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:39,565
計程車

692
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:40,732
操

693
00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:43,772
你他媽的就是全世界你最聰明啊

694
00:48:44,501 --> 00:48:46,856
想到他媽的用計程車來送貨啊

695
00:48:47,001 --> 00:48:47,729
欸

696
00:48:47,876 --> 00:48:49,821
你老闆他媽的特別喜歡你

697
00:48:50,251 --> 00:48:52,902
那天他媽的在這邊
跟我一直稱讚你半天

698
00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,108
可是那逼央他媽很奇怪

699
00:48:55,251 --> 00:48:56,855
他覺得我品味不好

700
00:48:57,667 --> 00:48:59,237
然後叫我他媽的把這個

701
00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:01,196
沙發的塑膠套給拆了

702
00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:02,687
你看怎麼樣

703
00:49:03,459 --> 00:49:04,153
很好啊

704
00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:05,111
很好啊

705
00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:08,150
難怪他喜歡你

706
00:49:08,292 --> 00:49:09,065
來

707
00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,316
你他媽的快點好不好

708
00:49:17,334 --> 00:49:18,358
操你媽的

709
00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:21,774
阿財

710
00:49:38,751 --> 00:49:39,820
你行不行快一點

711
00:49:39,959 --> 00:49:41,438
他媽生孩子啊你

712
00:50:33,001 --> 00:50:33,729
怎麼樣

713
00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:40,650
你他媽的自己在那邊爽

714
00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:41,861
怎麼樣

715
00:50:44,251 --> 00:50:46,071
你他媽的怎麼樣

716
00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:50,645
哇操

717
00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:54,941
不錯嘛，抽菸

718
00:51:02,751 --> 00:51:04,070
還杵在那裡幹什麼啊

719
00:51:04,209 --> 00:51:05,437
把錢拿過來

720
00:51:10,459 --> 00:51:11,437
點一下

721
00:51:30,376 --> 00:51:31,525
有鉛塊啊

722
00:51:37,917 --> 00:51:38,895
欸庹哥

723
00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:39,645
你們今天是不是放假啊

724
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,362
外面怎麼沒什麼人

725
00:51:41,501 --> 00:51:42,445
你他媽瘋了

726
00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:44,108
放什麼假啊 哇操

727
00:51:46,334 --> 00:51:47,278
阿文呢

728
00:51:48,251 --> 00:51:49,775
我問你他媽的阿文呢

729
00:51:50,251 --> 00:51:52,572
他說有事晚一點進來

730
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:53,562
操

731
00:51:54,459 --> 00:51:56,689
我看待會一定要他媽修理人

732
00:52:02,626 --> 00:52:03,445
喂

733
00:52:04,584 --> 00:52:05,357
庹哥

734
00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:08,062
喂

735
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,195
真的很不好意思喔

736
00:52:10,626 --> 00:52:12,150
晚了將近一個禮拜

737
00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:14,320
不過這次東西很好喔

738
00:52:14,459 --> 00:52:15,812
很不一樣喔

739
00:52:16,584 --> 00:52:17,687
還是一樣啊

740
00:52:18,126 --> 00:52:19,354
欸你試了嗎

741
00:52:19,876 --> 00:52:21,730
我他媽試個屁啊我試

742
00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:23,357
我叫阿財試了

743
00:52:23,501 --> 00:52:24,399
我看他那個爽勁

744
00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:26,021
我就知道這一次的貨很好

745
00:52:27,209 --> 00:52:29,234
你啊，一定是被以前那個那個叫什麼

746
00:52:29,376 --> 00:52:31,150
那個三碗迪卡的給呼嚨了

747
00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:33,278
欸

748
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:37,477
我上個禮拜去大陸的時候
回來碰到一件事情

749
00:52:37,626 --> 00:52:38,274
然後呢

750
00:52:38,417 --> 00:52:40,146
我就馬上想打電話給你

751
00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:41,524
什麼事啊

752
00:52:42,042 --> 00:52:44,442
我不是到那個河南那邊
去看一個朋友嘛

753
00:52:44,584 --> 00:52:46,028
他就帶我到他老家去了

754
00:52:46,459 --> 00:52:47,653
介紹他老爸給我認識

755
00:52:48,251 --> 00:52:49,445
那老頭七十幾了

756
00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:50,986
我去的時候呢

757
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,980
剛好他們家裡正在吃中飯

758
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,271
結果老頭就端了一碗麵進來

759
00:52:55,626 --> 00:52:57,230
他就在那邊夾夾菜啊

760
00:52:57,626 --> 00:52:59,230
就拿了個板凳就出去了

761
00:53:00,126 --> 00:53:02,276
你知道他拿板凳出去幹什麼嗎

762
00:53:03,084 --> 00:53:05,564
他就是拿去外面坐在外面吃嘛

763
00:53:07,834 --> 00:53:09,608
你怎麼這麼沒有智慧啊

764
00:53:09,751 --> 00:53:11,150
好，我再給你一次機會

765
00:53:11,292 --> 00:53:12,190
你猜猜看

766
00:53:12,334 --> 00:53:14,689
你知道他拿那個板凳出去幹什麼

767
00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:19,610
不然就是他把那個板凳
當小桌子蹲著吃

768
00:53:20,126 --> 00:53:21,104
我告訴你

769
00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:22,986
他把那個板凳拿出去以後

770
00:53:23,126 --> 00:53:25,196
他竟然蹲在那個板凳上面吃麵

771
00:53:25,334 --> 00:53:26,938
你說他媽的好不好笑這個人

772
00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:34,483
操你媽的

773
00:53:35,709 --> 00:53:36,528
喂

774
00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:46,611
你知道

775
00:53:47,209 --> 00:53:48,562
他拿板凳出去

776
00:53:48,709 --> 00:53:50,062
為什麼蹲在上面

777
00:53:53,001 --> 00:53:54,104
我晚點去找你

778
00:53:56,292 --> 00:53:57,270
你知道為什麼嗎

779
00:53:58,834 --> 00:53:59,778
我不知道

780
00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:03,145
你不知道為什麼吧

781
00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:27,105
你以為你活得過今天啊

782
00:54:28,084 --> 00:54:30,234
我操你媽的你還一千四百歲

783
00:54:34,959 --> 00:54:36,278
要不要把這兩個也幹掉

784
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,070
殺一個販毒的啊

785
00:54:44,167 --> 00:54:45,611
警察是不會管你的

786
00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:48,361
殺兩個

787
00:54:49,084 --> 00:54:51,359
警察可能會睜一隻眼閉一隻眼

788
00:54:53,084 --> 00:54:54,608
可是殺了三個

789
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:56,611
警察一定會跟你

790
00:54:57,209 --> 00:54:58,733
跟到山盟海誓的

791
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:03,818
你不要藥吃多了頭腦不清楚啊

792
00:55:08,459 --> 00:55:09,357
走啦

793
00:55:11,001 --> 00:55:12,320
還在這邊幹嘛啊

794
00:55:13,834 --> 00:55:15,187
要不要扶你啊

795
00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:43,024
小吳

796
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:46,729
你跟黑仔說喔

797
00:55:47,209 --> 00:55:48,608
叫他多找幾個人

798
00:55:49,084 --> 00:55:50,437
不管花多少錢

799
00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:52,028
我都要抓到這些人

800
00:55:59,876 --> 00:56:00,604
幹

801
00:56:14,751 --> 00:56:16,821
我第一次坐賓士車

802
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:20,070
好穩

803
00:56:20,334 --> 00:56:21,813
好安靜喔

804
00:56:25,501 --> 00:56:26,945
明天是我生日啊

805
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:27,937
你知道嗎

806
00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,112
幹，我怎麼會知道

807
00:56:35,459 --> 00:56:36,687
我今天開車

808
00:56:36,834 --> 00:56:37,778
一直在想

809
00:56:38,376 --> 00:56:39,320
明天

810
00:56:39,751 --> 00:56:41,730
我去不去吃小籠包呢

811
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:47,151
小籠包有什麼好想的

812
00:56:47,834 --> 00:56:48,903
就去吃啊

813
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:53,066
沒有這麼簡單啦

814
00:56:54,417 --> 00:56:55,236
小老闆

815
00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,862
你知道我一天賺多少錢嗎

816
00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:02,270
扣了油費

817
00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:03,900
一千兩百塊

818
00:57:05,834 --> 00:57:09,065
我每一天都要拿一千兩百塊錢回家

819
00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:15,025
賺多了是我的

820
00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:16,520
賺不夠

821
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:19,192
還要我自己拿錢出來貼啊

822
00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:28,987
你聽過台北有一家

823
00:57:29,292 --> 00:57:31,271
很好吃的小籠包嗎

824
00:57:32,626 --> 00:57:34,400
很多日本人去的那家

825
00:57:34,876 --> 00:57:35,729
對啊

826
00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:37,770
去年我生日

827
00:57:38,251 --> 00:57:38,979
跟太太啊

828
00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:40,195
孩子啊

829
00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:44,318
還有我丈母娘那個老女人

830
00:57:44,834 --> 00:57:45,653
一起去

831
00:57:45,792 --> 00:57:46,645
吃小籠包

832
00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:48,020
慶祝我生日嘛

833
00:57:49,084 --> 00:57:49,687
那天

834
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,108
很多很多人的

835
00:57:52,459 --> 00:57:54,313
我先把他們放下來

836
00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,362
去拿那個號碼牌

837
00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:03,442
其實旁邊有停車場的

838
00:58:04,209 --> 00:58:05,062
但我捨不得

839
00:58:05,209 --> 00:58:06,153
太貴了

840
00:58:07,709 --> 00:58:08,983
我有原則的

841
00:58:09,126 --> 00:58:10,946
所有違規的

842
00:58:11,417 --> 00:58:13,817
所有收錢的停車場我都不停

843
00:58:14,626 --> 00:58:15,399
那天

844
00:58:15,917 --> 00:58:19,728
我找半天才找到一個不用錢的車位

845
00:58:20,709 --> 00:58:21,687
停下來

846
00:58:21,834 --> 00:58:25,019
才發現
原來距離那個小籠包店很遠了

847
00:58:28,917 --> 00:58:30,646
我跑回去小籠包店

848
00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:33,191
遠遠看到我老婆他們

849
00:58:33,334 --> 00:58:34,358
還在排隊

850
00:58:35,084 --> 00:58:35,937
我就想

851
00:58:37,084 --> 00:58:38,028
排這麼久

852
00:58:39,501 --> 00:58:41,071
還沒有輪到我們嗎

853
00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:45,191
那個時候我就發現

854
00:58:46,084 --> 00:58:48,109
我老婆跟那個老女人那個表情啊

855
00:58:48,251 --> 00:58:49,229
那個臉啊

856
00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:50,941
很難看的

857
00:58:54,042 --> 00:58:54,770
我以為

858
00:58:54,917 --> 00:58:56,111
安慰他們一下啦

859
00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:58,274
我說

860
00:58:58,417 --> 00:58:58,815
沒關係啦

861
00:58:58,959 --> 00:59:00,312
很快就輪到我們的啦

862
00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:03,111
我老婆

863
00:59:09,542 --> 00:59:10,816
一臉鬼臉的

864
00:59:11,209 --> 00:59:12,403
一樣的跟我說

865
00:59:13,084 --> 00:59:13,687
我們吃飽了

866
00:59:13,834 --> 00:59:15,278
也等你很久了

867
00:59:17,459 --> 00:59:18,687
我們吃飽了

868
00:59:19,876 --> 00:59:21,855
我們在這裡等你很久了

869
00:59:25,001 --> 00:59:26,775
等你很久了

870
00:59:30,626 --> 00:59:31,775
我看他們

871
00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:33,191
兩手空空的

872
00:59:33,917 --> 00:59:34,941
沒有幫我

873
00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:36,233
買外帶

874
00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:38,816
什麼都沒有

875
00:59:40,292 --> 00:59:41,486
我呆住了

876
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:43,903
不知講什麼

877
00:59:44,251 --> 00:59:44,569
我說

878
00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:45,186
喔

879
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:47,861
喔

880
00:59:48,584 --> 00:59:50,028
你們多等一下喔

881
00:59:50,959 --> 00:59:54,690
我去開車回來接你們喔

882
00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:56,986
你知道我老婆怎麼說嗎

883
00:59:57,417 --> 00:59:58,236
不用

884
00:59:58,376 --> 00:59:59,525
我們叫計程車就好了

885
00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:00,440
媽，走了

886
01:00:00,584 --> 01:00:01,403
前面

887
01:00:04,459 --> 01:00:05,312
什麼意思啊

888
01:00:06,209 --> 01:00:07,653
我是開計程車的

889
01:00:08,334 --> 01:00:09,778
我是開計程車的

890
01:00:11,542 --> 01:00:13,362
她說 我老婆說

891
01:00:13,501 --> 01:00:15,696
要自己坐計程車回去什麼意思啊

892
01:00:24,959 --> 01:00:27,280
那天我忘記我有沒有吃東西了那天啊

893
01:00:28,251 --> 01:00:30,105
我一直開車開到天亮

894
01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:35,940
幹

895
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:39,270
小老闆啊

896
01:00:40,834 --> 01:00:43,439
今天算是謝謝你了

897
01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,028
替我決定了

898
01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:49,487
如果我今天還活著

899
01:00:50,626 --> 01:00:52,947
明天我一定要去吃小籠包

900
01:01:40,376 --> 01:01:41,195
老許

901
01:01:41,917 --> 01:01:42,895
你找一下

902
01:01:43,334 --> 01:01:44,778
看有沒有工具箱

903
01:01:44,917 --> 01:01:46,361
看一下有沒有螺絲起子

904
01:01:46,959 --> 01:01:49,780
我腿下面那好像有一點什麼東西

905
01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:51,066
把它踢上來

906
01:01:51,209 --> 01:01:52,028
快點

907
01:01:53,459 --> 01:01:54,483
踢不到的

908
01:01:56,126 --> 01:01:57,195
不要這麼用力

909
01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:58,983
這怎麼用踢的

910
01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:12,525
小老闆啊

911
01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:15,395
小老闆

912
01:02:18,626 --> 01:02:20,651
萬一我們死在這裡

913
01:02:22,209 --> 01:02:23,904
他們會不會覺得

914
01:02:24,251 --> 01:02:26,025
我們是殉情啊

915
01:04:22,334 --> 01:04:23,153
喂

916
01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:26,112
這是你的新電話

917
01:04:26,251 --> 01:04:28,981
你先不要回台北隨便找個地方待一下

918
01:04:30,542 --> 01:04:31,941
要待到什麼時候

919
01:04:32,542 --> 01:04:33,691
我不知道

920
01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,646
我到時候會跟你說

921
01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:37,395
你還好嗎

922
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,395
應該還好吧

923
01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:41,020
什麼叫應該還好

924
01:04:42,959 --> 01:04:44,312
我大腿很痛

925
01:04:45,459 --> 01:04:47,063
你找個地方看一下

926
01:04:47,209 --> 01:04:48,688
如果被槍打到的話

927
01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,028
你千萬不要去醫院喔

928
01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:52,395
那我去哪裡啊

929
01:04:53,542 --> 01:04:55,362
找間小一點的診所

930
01:04:56,084 --> 01:04:57,528
我再跟你聯絡

931
01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:02,111
欸

932
01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:04,236
等等啊

933
01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:30,570
過去一點點啊

934
01:06:35,084 --> 01:06:36,062
過去一點

935
01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:42,986
進去啊

936
01:06:43,751 --> 01:06:44,604
進去

937
01:06:56,917 --> 01:06:58,441
小心你的血啊

938
01:06:58,584 --> 01:07:00,358
不要滴在我的皮椅上

939
01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:12,611
小老闆

940
01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:15,316
我先跟你說清楚喔

941
01:07:16,126 --> 01:07:17,946
萬一等一下去醫院

942
01:07:18,959 --> 01:07:20,654
他們要什麼開刀啊

943
01:07:21,542 --> 01:07:22,736
什麼手術啊

944
01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:25,355
我是沒有錢可以付的了

945
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,696
現在我載你回台北

946
01:07:29,209 --> 01:07:31,359
以後就你自己搞定囉

947
01:07:32,167 --> 01:07:33,316
載我回台北

948
01:07:33,459 --> 01:07:35,063
不如直接送我去一殯吧

949
01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:37,361
應該是二殯吧

950
01:07:37,626 --> 01:07:38,775
為什麼是二殯

951
01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:40,941
一殯是給穿西裝的

952
01:07:41,084 --> 01:07:42,312
有頭有臉的

953
01:07:42,876 --> 01:07:44,446
你是有頭無臉的

954
01:07:44,584 --> 01:07:46,529
應該直接送到二殯

955
01:07:47,459 --> 01:07:48,187
幹

956
01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:53,988
你趕快隨便找個地方讓我看醫生

957
01:07:54,126 --> 01:07:55,650
我老闆說不要去醫院

958
01:07:55,792 --> 01:07:57,487
他們如果發現是槍傷的話

959
01:07:57,626 --> 01:07:58,604
可能會報警

960
01:07:59,126 --> 01:08:00,730
不去醫院去哪裡啊

961
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:02,611
我怎麼知道

962
01:08:02,751 --> 01:08:05,151
隨便找個藥局幫我包紮止血

963
01:08:05,626 --> 01:08:07,730
如果更嚴重的話我再自己想辦法

964
01:08:08,917 --> 01:08:11,317
那萬一醫生說要截肢怎麼辦啊

965
01:09:34,334 --> 01:09:35,858
有沒有搞錯

966
01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:39,029
轉來轉去轉不出去啦

967
01:09:39,584 --> 01:09:41,438
好像迷宮一樣

968
01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:46,566
沒有路牌也沒有別的東西

969
01:09:47,334 --> 01:09:50,280
隨時都會迷路不曉得怎麼走

970
01:09:51,584 --> 01:09:53,108
真的是非常適合拍鬼片

971
01:09:55,126 --> 01:09:56,570
怎麼會開到這種地方啊

972
01:11:51,751 --> 01:11:52,604
誰先說

973
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:56,481
我操你媽的
你現在把我們綁在這邊幹嘛

974
01:11:56,626 --> 01:11:57,775
很好玩嗎

975
01:11:58,334 --> 01:12:00,063
這算什麼英雄好漢啊

976
01:12:00,209 --> 01:12:00,937
王八蛋

977
01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:02,813
你有種你一槍打死我啊

978
01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:05,396
幹 庹哥就是我補的啦

979
01:12:06,209 --> 01:12:08,029
媽的打什麼保齡球啊

980
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:09,816
要不要出國比賽好不好

981
01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:11,611
我跟你講你現在不弄我

982
01:12:31,959 --> 01:12:33,608
我認識一個泰國人

983
01:12:34,876 --> 01:12:36,946
通常他在處理他的敵人的時候

984
01:12:37,084 --> 01:12:38,403
會用兩種方法

985
01:12:40,709 --> 01:12:41,653
第一個

986
01:12:42,209 --> 01:12:43,358
戴安全帽

987
01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:45,145
第二個

988
01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:49,102
他會拿一把大剪刀夾人家的脖子

989
01:12:49,917 --> 01:12:51,191
你看我的脖子

990
01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:04,148
這道傷疤就是前一陣子
在泰國被他夾的

991
01:13:05,542 --> 01:13:07,021
可是我撐過來了

992
01:13:08,584 --> 01:13:10,063
他現在跟我是好朋友

993
01:13:12,417 --> 01:13:14,863
如果你也可以撐過來的話

994
01:13:15,001 --> 01:13:16,775
搞不好我們可以當朋友

995
01:13:20,959 --> 01:13:21,812
阿文

996
01:13:23,292 --> 01:13:25,021
雖然我以前很討厭你

997
01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,021
可是我每次遇到庹哥的時候

998
01:13:27,167 --> 01:13:28,691
我就會想跟他講說

999
01:13:28,834 --> 01:13:30,483
叫他要注意你

1000
01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:35,322
但是我真的不好意思在我朋友面前

1001
01:13:35,459 --> 01:13:36,858
說別人的壞話

1002
01:13:39,251 --> 01:13:41,151
你殺的是我朋友

1003
01:13:42,834 --> 01:13:44,608
是誰叫你這麼做的

1004
01:13:47,001 --> 01:13:50,232
你現在講的話搞不好還有一點機會

1005
01:13:58,667 --> 01:14:00,146
我要是講出來

1006
01:14:01,376 --> 01:14:02,695
就沒機會了

1007
01:14:42,584 --> 01:14:43,403
文哥

1008
01:14:43,792 --> 01:14:44,861
不好意思喔

1009
01:14:50,001 --> 01:14:52,526
我真心勸你不要動

1010
01:14:52,667 --> 01:14:53,736
我說真的喔

1011
01:15:12,834 --> 01:15:13,687
文哥

1012
01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:15,778
不要動

1013
01:16:16,292 --> 01:16:17,486
文哥你還好嗎

1014
01:16:19,001 --> 01:16:20,650
我們還沒有結束喔

1015
01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:05,566
我不再跟你廢話了

1016
01:17:06,751 --> 01:17:07,445
你不說

1017
01:17:07,584 --> 01:17:08,812
一定會死

1018
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,191
我不會一槍打死你

1019
01:17:14,042 --> 01:17:16,112
我會把你的頭鋸成兩半

1020
01:17:17,376 --> 01:17:18,320
阿文

1021
01:17:19,709 --> 01:17:20,687
誰

1022
01:17:24,126 --> 01:17:25,104
紅目仔

1023
01:17:26,751 --> 01:17:27,945
還是其他人

1024
01:17:30,292 --> 01:17:31,486
是紅目仔

1025
01:17:37,042 --> 01:17:38,270
紅目仔說

1026
01:17:40,001 --> 01:17:41,275
幹完這一票

1027
01:17:44,042 --> 01:17:45,816
要把庹哥這一塊給我

1028
01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:50,521
他說他也會去跟你談

1029
01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:54,521
只要生意能繼續

1030
01:17:56,959 --> 01:17:58,859
大家應該就沒有什麼問題

1031
01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,230
我知道大家都叫你菸不斷

1032
01:18:10,751 --> 01:18:11,979
你每次最得意的

1033
01:18:12,126 --> 01:18:14,526
就是你抽一根菸你可以抽到底

1034
01:18:15,001 --> 01:18:16,354
菸灰都不會斷

1035
01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:25,445
阿文

1036
01:18:26,751 --> 01:18:28,230
這根菸給你

1037
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,445
你把它抽完

1038
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:38,897
如果菸灰不斷的話

1039
01:18:40,542 --> 01:18:41,691
我就饒了你

1040
01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:45,940
阿文

1041
01:18:47,709 --> 01:18:49,609
你這個菸要好好抽喔

1042
01:18:50,042 --> 01:18:51,361
小心一點喔

1043
01:18:52,209 --> 01:18:55,565
不要把這個菸抽成你死前最後一根喔

1044
01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:08,732
從今以後不管你有任何三長兩短

1045
01:21:09,334 --> 01:21:11,234
你的訃聞不要寄給我

1046
01:21:12,167 --> 01:21:14,146
我相信你會不得好死的

1047
01:21:15,084 --> 01:21:15,652
我更相信

1048
01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:17,145
就算你死了以後

1049
01:21:17,292 --> 01:21:21,023
全台灣兩千三百萬人
一起幫你吃素祈福

1050
01:21:21,626 --> 01:21:23,730
你還是永世不得超生

1051
01:22:17,334 --> 01:22:18,187
少年仔

1052
01:22:18,751 --> 01:22:21,197
我看你這個應該是槍傷喔

1053
01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:24,146
一般的醫院會報警

1054
01:22:24,542 --> 01:22:25,941
但在這裡

1055
01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:28,484
就算貓狗被槍打到警察也不會管

1056
01:22:30,292 --> 01:22:33,193
你這個還好是子彈擦過去而已

1057
01:22:33,334 --> 01:22:35,063
彈頭沒有卡在裡面

1058
01:22:35,834 --> 01:22:36,983
如果卡在裡面

1059
01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:38,104
可能就要

1060
01:22:38,251 --> 01:22:40,151
動個手術開刀喔

1061
01:22:40,876 --> 01:22:42,605
啊如果卡太深

1062
01:22:42,751 --> 01:22:43,945
靠近動脈的話

1063
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:45,733
我也沒辦法啦

1064
01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:49,063
這個藥沒問題吧

1065
01:22:49,209 --> 01:22:50,403
會有什麼問題

1066
01:22:52,084 --> 01:22:53,153
貓狗也是

1067
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,567
有血有肉父母生的啊

1068
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:56,687
會有什麼問題

1069
01:22:57,292 --> 01:23:00,068
我平常受傷也是用這種藥擦一擦

1070
01:23:01,709 --> 01:23:03,779
不會有體質上的問題嗎

1071
01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:04,815
不會啦

1072
01:23:04,959 --> 01:23:09,066
不要拿那個給狗吃的藥給人吃就好

1073
01:23:10,501 --> 01:23:12,230
這個外傷的東西還好啦

1074
01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:15,318
我等一下開個消炎藥給你吃

1075
01:23:15,959 --> 01:23:18,314
你不是說狗的藥跟人的藥不一樣嗎

1076
01:23:19,709 --> 01:23:20,858
消炎還好啦

1077
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:21,649
OK啦

1078
01:23:37,042 --> 01:23:37,770
醫生

1079
01:23:38,876 --> 01:23:40,355
這樣總共多少錢啊

1080
01:23:41,626 --> 01:23:42,399
喔

1081
01:23:43,709 --> 01:23:46,405
我們一般對寵物是有一個收費標準啦

1082
01:23:47,251 --> 01:23:48,980
對人類是

1083
01:23:49,126 --> 01:23:50,354
不知道怎麼收耶

1084
01:23:50,501 --> 01:23:51,525
一千五好嗎

1085
01:23:51,667 --> 01:23:52,520
那麼貴喔

1086
01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:53,691
怎麼會貴

1087
01:23:53,834 --> 01:23:55,187
狗都比你還貴喔

1088
01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:56,938
如果這麼大的一隻狗

1089
01:23:57,084 --> 01:23:57,982
兩千五

1090
01:23:59,376 --> 01:24:00,479
有收健保卡嗎

1091
01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:01,440
什麼健保

1092
01:24:01,584 --> 01:24:04,109
貓狗又沒在工作賺錢怎麼會有健保

1093
01:24:04,251 --> 01:24:05,695
這裡是動物醫院

1094
01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:11,861
老許

1095
01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:15,361
老許

1096
01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:18,361
老許

1097
01:24:20,626 --> 01:24:21,695
什麼

1098
01:24:22,209 --> 01:24:23,688
你那邊有沒有錢啊

1099
01:24:25,626 --> 01:24:27,275
醫藥費要一千五

1100
01:24:29,251 --> 01:24:31,697
看醫生不是一百五十塊嗎

1101
01:24:32,417 --> 01:24:34,271
他們這邊沒有收健保卡

1102
01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:07,486
都撿好了喔

1103
01:25:12,667 --> 01:25:14,111
你那個不要泡到水喔

1104
01:25:20,584 --> 01:25:23,644
你爸爸沒有教你出門要帶錢的嗎

1105
01:25:48,417 --> 01:25:50,066
我出生那天他就走了

1106
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:53,276
那時候我媽把這張照片留給我

1107
01:25:53,417 --> 01:25:54,861
說這就是我爸

1108
01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,737
你小的時候生過病嗎

1109
01:26:08,417 --> 01:26:09,236
沒有啊

1110
01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:16,111
這個男的

1111
01:26:16,251 --> 01:26:17,570
又高又帥

1112
01:26:18,584 --> 01:26:20,313
怎麼看都不像你爸爸

1113
01:26:37,542 --> 01:26:38,770
我今天

1114
01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:41,613
從早上到現在只吃過一個饅頭喔

1115
01:26:42,792 --> 01:26:44,646
一口水都沒有喝過

1116
01:26:48,084 --> 01:26:49,733
錢也花光了

1117
01:26:52,626 --> 01:26:53,775
都沒關係的啦

1118
01:26:55,126 --> 01:26:57,321
反正賺錢就是用來花的

1119
01:27:06,334 --> 01:27:08,108
我知道你不是什麼好東西

1120
01:27:10,876 --> 01:27:12,446
不過其實我覺得

1121
01:27:13,042 --> 01:27:15,488
人有不好的過去都沒關係的

1122
01:27:17,209 --> 01:27:18,358
最重要是

1123
01:27:18,501 --> 01:27:19,320
後來

1124
01:27:20,251 --> 01:27:21,604
要做好人嘛

1125
01:27:22,834 --> 01:27:24,233
平平安安的

1126
01:27:25,334 --> 01:27:28,815
千萬不可以他媽的拿人家的照片

1127
01:27:28,959 --> 01:27:29,482
來說是

1128
01:27:29,626 --> 01:27:30,820
你爸爸的嘛

1129
01:28:09,792 --> 01:28:10,770
喂

1130
01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,316
你醫生看的怎麼樣

1131
01:28:13,542 --> 01:28:14,736
擦傷而已

1132
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:18,312
我跟你講

1133
01:28:19,084 --> 01:28:20,437
你現在馬上掉頭

1134
01:28:21,084 --> 01:28:22,904
沿著這條路往回走

1135
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:25,646
大概再開半個小時左右

1136
01:28:25,792 --> 01:28:27,862
你會看到一個指標

1137
01:28:28,001 --> 01:28:29,445
往口湖村

1138
01:28:31,167 --> 01:28:34,068
那個路口剛好有一個地藏王菩薩

1139
01:28:35,126 --> 01:28:38,937
然後左轉沒多久後你會撞到堤防

1140
01:28:40,584 --> 01:28:43,894
右轉沿著堤防遇到第一個轉彎左轉

1141
01:28:44,542 --> 01:28:46,817
你會看到那台賓士車

1142
01:28:48,084 --> 01:28:49,904
那邊會有人接應你

1143
01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:53,401
我們有兩包東西放在車裡面

1144
01:28:53,834 --> 01:28:56,109
你要把那兩包東西拿走

1145
01:28:56,251 --> 01:28:57,195
回台北

1146
01:28:58,292 --> 01:28:59,441
拿到老地方

1147
01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:00,937
把東西放好

1148
01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:04,566
這樣你知道了嗎

1149
01:29:08,792 --> 01:29:10,145
我們為什麼不把錢跟東西

1150
01:29:10,292 --> 01:29:11,486
直接拿回台北就好了

1151
01:29:12,876 --> 01:29:15,322
我們離那些東西越遠越好

1152
01:29:16,292 --> 01:29:18,362
離得太近萬一出事

1153
01:29:18,501 --> 01:29:19,570
逃都逃不掉

1154
01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:22,611
老大

1155
01:29:24,042 --> 01:29:25,862
你就這樣把文哥放走了

1156
01:29:26,792 --> 01:29:29,317
難道你不擔心他有一天回來找我們嗎

1157
01:29:33,751 --> 01:29:35,195
那次我去找庹哥

1158
01:29:35,334 --> 01:29:37,359
我就直覺阿文這個人怪怪的

1159
01:29:38,251 --> 01:29:40,606
只是沒有想到會發生這麼快

1160
01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:45,316
庹哥已經走了

1161
01:29:46,709 --> 01:29:48,609
他死了我很難過

1162
01:29:48,751 --> 01:29:50,230
但是我再多殺一兩個人

1163
01:29:50,376 --> 01:29:52,071
我就不會難過嗎

1164
01:29:52,209 --> 01:29:53,358
我不相信

1165
01:29:54,251 --> 01:29:55,900
做我們這一行的

1166
01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:57,566
人家來找我們

1167
01:29:57,709 --> 01:29:59,654
或者人家想來殺我們

1168
01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:02,567
多一個阿文有差嗎

1169
01:30:06,959 --> 01:30:09,610
過一陣子我會找紅目仔談一談

1170
01:30:11,876 --> 01:30:13,821
可以繼續做生意的話

1171
01:30:14,876 --> 01:30:16,275
我們就做生意

1172
01:30:17,751 --> 01:30:19,525
生意不能做的話

1173
01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:23,943
我們再看看要怎麼樣

1174
01:30:35,126 --> 01:30:35,979
怎麼樣

1175
01:30:39,501 --> 01:30:40,695
什麼怎麼樣

1176
01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:44,026
怎麼樣有什麼話就說啊

1177
01:30:49,084 --> 01:30:51,188
那天我送你去機場的時候啊

1178
01:30:52,834 --> 01:30:54,813
跟你講了一句一路順風

1179
01:30:56,001 --> 01:30:58,902
我只是突然想要祝你一路順風而已

1180
01:30:59,917 --> 01:31:01,316
沒有什麼別的意思

1181
01:31:02,626 --> 01:31:04,446
你為什麼突然提到這件事

1182
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:06,487
庹哥前幾天打電話給我

1183
01:31:07,001 --> 01:31:08,730
我也不知道他為什麼有我電話

1184
01:31:09,417 --> 01:31:11,396
他從來都沒有打電話給我過

1185
01:31:12,376 --> 01:31:14,230
他一開始扯了一些別的

1186
01:31:14,876 --> 01:31:15,945
然後他說

1187
01:31:18,001 --> 01:31:20,401
你跟你老大講一路順風那件事情

1188
01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:21,611
他好像有點在意

1189
01:31:22,584 --> 01:31:24,779
叫我找個機會跟你解釋一下

1190
01:31:31,292 --> 01:31:33,943
你相信人可以活到一千四百歲嗎

1191
01:31:36,459 --> 01:31:37,357
哇操

1192
01:31:38,001 --> 01:31:39,070
太他媽屌了

1193
01:31:39,834 --> 01:31:41,187
跟他媽新的一樣

1194
01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:44,233
我都捨不得坐了啊

1195
01:31:46,126 --> 01:31:47,980
你他媽動作還蠻快的嘛

1196
01:31:53,667 --> 01:31:54,611
你知道嗎

1197
01:31:54,751 --> 01:31:57,276
前幾天我的電話突然響了

1198
01:31:58,667 --> 01:31:59,315
結果我就一看

1199
01:31:59,459 --> 01:32:02,155
原來是在提醒我那天是我的生日

1200
01:32:02,626 --> 01:32:03,479
哇操

1201
01:32:03,917 --> 01:32:05,020
我他媽才想到

1202
01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,896
原來我已經五十幾歲了

1203
01:32:08,084 --> 01:32:09,278
後來我就沒事啊

1204
01:32:09,417 --> 01:32:10,736
就一直滑那個手機啊

1205
01:32:11,417 --> 01:32:13,396
滑到了西元三千多年

1206
01:32:14,209 --> 01:32:15,233
結果他媽的顯示說

1207
01:32:15,376 --> 01:32:17,071
我一千四百歲

1208
01:32:18,834 --> 01:32:20,187
那些設計這些月曆的人

1209
01:32:20,334 --> 01:32:21,358
是不是都有病啊

1210
01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,313
一千四百歲

1211
01:32:25,292 --> 01:32:26,736
那是你太感傷了

1212
01:32:27,876 --> 01:32:29,400
我他媽的才不感傷呢

1213
01:32:29,959 --> 01:32:32,029
我只是不喜歡那些人嘲笑我

1214
01:32:33,042 --> 01:32:34,191
媽的一千四百歲

1215
01:32:34,334 --> 01:32:35,858
就他媽的是在嘲笑我

1216
01:32:37,542 --> 01:32:39,316
我自己能活到幾歲

1217
01:32:39,459 --> 01:32:40,483
我還不知道喔

1218
01:32:48,751 --> 01:32:50,275
能掉頭回去嗎

1219
01:32:54,126 --> 01:32:55,104
小老闆

1220
01:32:57,001 --> 01:32:58,775
你現在去哪裡我都不管了

1221
01:32:59,709 --> 01:33:00,983
我已經沒力了

1222
01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:03,400
我沒有辦法開了

1223
01:33:05,334 --> 01:33:06,653
你付不付錢都

1224
01:33:07,251 --> 01:33:08,275
沒關係了

1225
01:33:14,917 --> 01:33:16,145
那你的車可以借我嗎

1226
01:33:17,042 --> 01:33:17,861
什麼

1227
01:33:18,376 --> 01:33:19,820
你的車可以借我嗎

1228
01:33:21,626 --> 01:33:23,196
我的車可不可以借你

1229
01:33:24,959 --> 01:33:26,859
我的車可不可以借你

1230
01:33:31,251 --> 01:33:32,229
我跟你說喔

1231
01:33:34,292 --> 01:33:37,193
二十多年前香港那個時候環境不好

1232
01:33:39,042 --> 01:33:40,486
我還年輕

1233
01:33:40,626 --> 01:33:41,945
有一個想法

1234
01:33:43,834 --> 01:33:45,938
不如到外面的世界看看囉

1235
01:33:48,709 --> 01:33:50,358
後來我跑了幾個地方

1236
01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:53,105
最後到了台灣

1237
01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:56,487
糊裡糊塗的就待下來了

1238
01:33:59,251 --> 01:34:00,320
有人說

1239
01:34:00,876 --> 01:34:02,650
開計程車會賺錢喔

1240
01:34:02,792 --> 01:34:04,441
可以學國語喔

1241
01:34:05,584 --> 01:34:07,028
我馬上買了一台

1242
01:34:08,626 --> 01:34:10,070
就是這一台

1243
01:34:16,459 --> 01:34:18,233
後來一年一年的過去了

1244
01:34:19,209 --> 01:34:20,528
錢也賺不到

1245
01:34:21,292 --> 01:34:22,691
國語也學不好

1246
01:34:25,001 --> 01:34:26,696
你一聽就聽出來啦

1247
01:34:30,251 --> 01:34:32,606
很快就碰到我現在的老婆

1248
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:34,320
我們也結婚

1249
01:34:34,459 --> 01:34:35,608
也生了孩子

1250
01:34:39,459 --> 01:34:42,235
莫名其妙他媽的已經過了二十多年

1251
01:34:43,667 --> 01:34:44,941
不知道怎麼過的

1252
01:34:47,834 --> 01:34:50,029
現在真的沒有什麼想法

1253
01:34:50,167 --> 01:34:51,862
每天就告訴自己

1254
01:34:52,792 --> 01:34:54,316
可以開一年就一年囉

1255
01:34:55,834 --> 01:34:57,688
可以開一天就一天囉

1256
01:35:00,251 --> 01:35:03,357
香港跟台灣距離很近的

1257
01:35:03,501 --> 01:35:05,275
我以前偶爾會回去看看朋友

1258
01:35:05,417 --> 01:35:06,987
看看親人的

1259
01:35:07,417 --> 01:35:08,645
現在都沒有了

1260
01:35:10,376 --> 01:35:11,604
但在台灣

1261
01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:13,645
我有一個家

1262
01:35:13,792 --> 01:35:15,441
又有老婆又有孩子

1263
01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:16,437
不知道為什麼

1264
01:35:16,584 --> 01:35:19,405
我覺得我擁有的東西就越來越少了

1265
01:35:22,876 --> 01:35:25,527
我現在唯一肯定我擁有的

1266
01:35:25,667 --> 01:35:27,111
就只有這一部車

1267
01:35:28,667 --> 01:35:30,237
雖然舊了一點

1268
01:35:32,167 --> 01:35:33,316
老了一點

1269
01:35:35,292 --> 01:35:37,237
白天人家不會招手的

1270
01:35:38,126 --> 01:35:39,275
包括你囉

1271
01:35:41,501 --> 01:35:42,945
但沒關係啊

1272
01:35:44,292 --> 01:35:45,862
我可以晚上開的

1273
01:35:47,501 --> 01:35:49,321
晚上他們看不到什麼

1274
01:35:49,751 --> 01:35:51,400
只看到兩個車頭燈

1275
01:35:54,876 --> 01:35:56,901
看不到那個是破車來的

1276
01:35:58,834 --> 01:36:01,109
等到他們招手以後

1277
01:36:02,209 --> 01:36:03,278
就沒問題囉

1278
01:36:04,084 --> 01:36:05,483
他們一定上來的

1279
01:36:06,334 --> 01:36:07,687
因為不好意思嘛

1280
01:36:10,251 --> 01:36:13,311
其實人生下來本來就
沒有帶什麼東西來的

1281
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:18,613
我覺得現在我能擁有這部車

1282
01:36:19,209 --> 01:36:21,279
已經算是很幸福的囉

1283
01:36:26,126 --> 01:36:27,696
剛才你問我什麼

1284
01:36:29,251 --> 01:36:30,275
沒事

1285
01:36:31,501 --> 01:36:32,479
沒事

1286
01:37:23,584 --> 01:37:24,403
小老闆

1287
01:37:25,001 --> 01:37:26,400
我真的沒力了

1288
01:37:31,126 --> 01:37:32,730
現在你有兩個選擇

1289
01:37:33,542 --> 01:37:35,112
一就是待在這裡

1290
01:37:35,542 --> 01:37:36,861
等我醒過來

1291
01:37:38,001 --> 01:37:40,105
不然你自己走吧

1292
01:37:57,834 --> 01:38:00,029
各位親愛的聽眾朋友

1293
01:38:00,167 --> 01:38:03,273
又到了我們節目最後階段

1294
01:38:03,417 --> 01:38:04,941
我們今天要用一首

1295
01:38:05,084 --> 01:38:08,235
谷村新司先生的歌曲“昴”

1296
01:38:08,376 --> 01:38:11,652
要跟我們聽眾朋友說再會

1297
01:38:11,792 --> 01:38:14,488
期待明天空中再相會

1298
01:38:14,709 --> 01:38:16,404
祝大家平安快樂

1299
01:38:16,542 --> 01:38:18,112
謝謝 再見

1300
01:39:09,001 --> 01:39:09,854
三九加二

1301
01:39:10,626 --> 01:39:11,650
四十

1302
01:39:11,792 --> 01:39:12,770
四十加一

1303
01:39:13,542 --> 01:39:14,110
四一

1304
01:39:14,459 --> 01:39:15,687
四一加二

1305
01:39:17,376 --> 01:39:17,899
四三

1306
01:39:18,042 --> 01:39:19,066
四三加三

1307
01:39:20,084 --> 01:39:20,903
四五

1308
01:39:21,042 --> 01:39:21,815
四五加二

1309
01:39:22,584 --> 01:39:23,027
小吳

1310
01:39:23,167 --> 01:39:23,770
四七

1311
01:39:23,917 --> 01:39:24,645
四七加三

1312
01:39:26,417 --> 01:39:27,065
五十

1313
01:39:27,209 --> 01:39:28,153
五十加二

1314
01:39:28,751 --> 01:39:29,354
五二

1315
01:39:29,501 --> 01:39:30,354
五二加一

1316
01:39:30,959 --> 01:39:31,482
五三

1317
01:39:31,626 --> 01:39:32,604
五三加三

1318
01:39:34,751 --> 01:39:35,354
五六

1319
01:39:35,501 --> 01:39:36,479
五六加二

1320
01:39:36,959 --> 01:39:37,983
五七

1321
01:39:38,459 --> 01:39:39,437
五七加三

1322
01:39:41,417 --> 01:39:41,769
六十

1323
01:39:41,917 --> 01:39:42,815
六十加一

1324
01:39:44,167 --> 01:39:44,770
六一

1325
01:39:44,917 --> 01:39:45,861
六一加二

1326
01:39:47,667 --> 01:39:48,190
六三

1327
01:39:48,334 --> 01:39:49,232
六三加三

1328
01:45:39,292 --> 01:45:40,441
這要幹嘛的

1329
01:45:40,584 --> 01:45:41,608
給你的啊

1330
01:45:45,251 --> 01:45:46,730
不需要這麼多錢吧

1331
01:45:47,917 --> 01:45:49,521
我來這邊就是要給你錢的

1332
01:45:49,876 --> 01:45:51,446
其實我事情早就辦好了

1333
01:45:51,751 --> 01:45:53,571
可是要等早餐店開

1334
01:45:53,709 --> 01:45:55,609
要買小籠包花了一點時間

1335
01:46:07,667 --> 01:46:09,362
你怎麼知道我還在這裡啊

1336
01:46:09,792 --> 01:46:11,396
我也不知道啊

1337
01:46:11,542 --> 01:46:13,146
我想說你那麼累

1338
01:46:13,292 --> 01:46:14,645
應該會睡一下吧

1339
01:46:15,501 --> 01:46:16,980
反正我回來如果你不在的話

1340
01:46:17,126 --> 01:46:18,605
我就開車再找一下

1341
01:46:18,751 --> 01:46:19,945
如果你真的走了

1342
01:46:20,084 --> 01:46:21,858
回台北我再把你找出來

1343
01:46:27,417 --> 01:46:29,442
你昨天到底怎麼去的啊

1344
01:46:30,917 --> 01:46:32,066
偷人家車啊

1345
01:46:32,542 --> 01:46:33,770
這麼晚了

1346
01:46:34,251 --> 01:46:35,730
還有車給你偷

1347
01:46:36,209 --> 01:46:37,562
找一下嘛

1348
01:46:40,417 --> 01:46:41,441
還熱的耶

1349
01:46:41,876 --> 01:46:42,695
吃吧

1350
01:46:44,084 --> 01:46:44,982
老許

1351
01:46:45,376 --> 01:46:46,820
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