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What do you want?
I'm going home
Peach Chang
Please marry me
Peach Chang, I like you
Please be my girlfriend
No, wait...
Please marry me
Are you crazy?
Go with me to a One Direction concert
Oh ok!
From now on, I will study hard
Go to college, get a good job
We'll have three babies
the first one will be Bruce Lee
Second one will be Stan Lee
Third one will be Brock Lee
- Thanks for this! Let's go - Peach!
What does this say?
Get lost
Have a nice life, see you never!
Peach, wait!
What about our babies...
Silly Dragon, don't cry
Kourtney
Your sisters
will be like the five petals of a flower
surrounding you, protecting you forever
So
don't you ever cry. You got that?
Pinky promise?
Dragon, don't worry
We won't let girls bully you ever again
OK, I'm gonna go get Peach back!
Forget it!
You still don't get it!
You will never have a girlfriend, EVER!
"Kylie"
Baby Dragon, time to eat
I'm done eating
"EAT"
"Kendall"
"Khloe"
Dragon is at the tracks
Lower
I said lower!
"Kim"
"Kourtney"
"Seven years later"
Dragon
Where are you?
I'm here
Where?
You really can't see me?
Cut it out. Show yourself!
You can't see me...
because I'm wearing my new Invisibility Cloak!
Invisibility Cloak?
It's really working!
Pretty cool huh!
This is amazing! You've finally done it
I've waited 16 years for this
I've finally mastered invisibility
There's only one place I want to go...
What place?
To the girls'...
You waited 16 years for the girls' locker room?!
I didn't know it looked like this!
This is so stupid, let's go!
Crap!
What is that?
Why are boys so stupid?
I'm going to tell the dean about this
Now I feel like somebody is watching me...
Maybe IT is watching!
- What are you saying! - What!
This place used to be haunted
No way!
I'm not kidding!
Someone once saw blood gushing out
from the bottom of the lockers
Stop it!
Nobody panic!
Pervert!
This isn't what
it looks like
Where are you taking me?
To where perverts belong
Take me anywhere but here...
- Dragon - Kim
What's with the bleeding?
You idiot!
What did you do?
I can't believe Kim found out
I'm doomed
All rise
Please be seated
Let me introduce our new classmate
Please introduce yourself
Hi everyone! My name is Meng Hsu
I just transferred here from East High
I look forward to getting to know everyone!
Please, call me Meng
There's an empty seat next to Dragon Lee
Go sit next to him
We have another new classmate
What's your name?
Hi everyone! My name is Kenny
FML!
Sneaking into the girls' locker room
My house is crowded with girls
I've already seen it all
And that crazy chick
Getting me into trouble on her first day
If Kim tells Kourtney, I'm dead
Although she is kinda cute
Whatever her name is...
Meng
No time for romance
I need to stay alive
Maybe I should run away
Cash out my savings, leave the country
What's taking this red light so long?
As if I have any money
All my savings are with my sisters
Alright, pull yourself together!
I'll ask them to stop parenting me
they'll just break my arm
Let's poo this! I mean...
Let's do this
How did I get home so quick...
Never mind
I may have overreacted
I'm gonna be forever alone
You've gotta set things straight
Right now!
So what if they kill me
Big deal
I sense a disturbance in the force
Blood
Kim, what happened to you?
Kendall, wake up!
Are you ok, sis?
What happened? Get up
What's wrong?
Blood
"Blood Day"
Kylie
Khloe
Dragon, I'm sorry
Kourtney said...
You're home
Time to make soup
Dragon, hurry up
ok
Kourtney's red bean soup
Kim's flu medicine
Khloe's ginger milk
Kylie's hot chocolate
and...
Kendall's ultimate hodgepodge
Bon appetite
Periods are like the flu
so annoying
Lucky Dragon is a good cook, works like a charm
Dragon is the best!
If only he could stay out of the girls' locker room
What did he do?
Nothing!
Speak. What did Dragon do?
How many times did I tell you?
Women are the most complicated creatures
It's not something you can handle
All our effort put into raising you
spying on you
being your school dean
and the torturing...
It's all out of love!
So you don't get hurt by girls
As if I don't get enough from you
Let him talk
I've been bullied by you since I was a kid
What's another girl going to do?
Would you dare have a crush on them?
Crush?
Don't forget the last time
you had a crush on a girl
If that happens again, you're on your own
Fine then! Big deal!
I'll get a girlfriend
so you can get off my back
As if this was up to you
She must pass our evaluation first
Evaluation?
Yep
If she wants to be part of the family
She must have my
sense of compassion
Kim's elegance
Kylie's diligence
Kendall's thoughfulness
and Khloe's...
Khloe's...
hair texture
She must have all of these qualities
to qualify as your
GIRLFRIEND
That's too difficult
I'll show you how it's done
Young stud available!
Sexy hunk, aged 16 years, now on sale!
Come check me out!
Girls only! Girls only!
Hey girl
Netflix and chill, maybe?
You're insane
Aged 16 years, cherry unpopped!
What are you doing?
Get off me!
Listen, man
I've been investigating
That girl from yesterday
That's Meng Hsu from East High
I know
There's more!
Look
This girl, she's been to many schools
famous for being helpful
She's like the girl version of Good Guy Greg
She'll do you favors you don't need
What else can I do for you?
No, thank you!
That's more than enough. No more favors!
Do you promise to get along now?
Yes!
Please stop asking!
We're getting along too well!
For real?
See for yourself
I got it back for you!
You're so kinky!
Come get me, kinky boy!
Hey perv, come get me!
Come get me, perv...
Run! Save yourself!
- What? - WHAT?
Why are you copying me?
I'm not copying you, you're copying me!
I'm not copying you!
Alright, that's it!
Get my baseball bat? Stay right there!
My baseball bat!
Today's your lucky day
If I had my bat...
Thank you
You see?
If she was my girlfriend
my sisters won't bully me anymore
But she thinks you're a pervert
How will you turn that around?
Easy! In our next class at the zoo
put in a good word for me
and get me a bear!
A bear?
He's hopeless
Who's hopeless?
Just look at him
Does he look
normal to you?
No
I didn't think so
If things don't change
his 5 sisters are
going to drive him crazy
5 sisters?
Dragon grew up without his parents
his 5 sisters raised him
so they're basically like
his 5 mothers
Isn't that a good thing?
But a mother would never rob your organs!
Rob his organs?
That little punk, finally useful for once
If this is his sisters
This one would be Dragon
I don't get it
Ok so like, his oldest sister
she was born with a bad kidney
One is cut off already
about to lose the second one
Dragon has two brand new, fresh kidneys
And his second sister
lungs crushed by her gigantic boobs
Dragon happens to have 3 lungs
His third sister
is nearsighted
his fifth sister is farsighted
They're both after his cornea!
What about the fourth?
The fourth sister?
She wants to be a man!
Oh my God!
Dragon is like his sisters' backup organs
They want to drive him mentally insane
So they can split him open
What's taking him so long?
Kiss ass
That's brutal! It's sadistic!
- Exactly... - Let me go talk to his sisters
No!
You can't talk sense into his sisters
You can only change their mind, with love
Love?
They're girls, after all
They promised Dragon if he gets a girlfriend
they'll let him live
Set him free, once and for all
Love will set him free?
That's right
You gotta try it
You want me to be his girlfriend?
For the sake of his organs
You gotta do this for him
No, I can't. I have no experience with love
Go talk to him and you'll get experience
There's gotta be another way
Where did he go?
Time to do your thing...
Help!
A bear has escaped
A bear is coming this way
A bear is coming, run!
Run! A bear just escaped
Finally, my time to shine
Fear not! Follow me!
What about the bear?
Fear not! Stay behind me!
All of you, stay behind me!
Everyone
Captain Dragon to the rescue!
Everyone stay calm
Stay calm!
Everyone get behind
He's really lost it
Help! Wild bear on the loose!
So scary, much afraid!
OMG, so scary!
The bear is running loose
Doin' me a big frighten
- Be careful! - Dragon
Are you alright?
Meng
You're awake
Don't get up yet
You've been here the whole time
The nurse said you hit your head pretty hard
You were almost clinically stupid
Too bad it didn't hurt your kidneys or lungs
so your sisters would leave you alone
Yee told me everything
Yee...what did he tell you?
That if you don't get a girlfriend
your sisters will take your organs
He told me everything
What organs?!
Dragon!
- Dragon - Kylie
I heard you were chased by a panda
trapped by a hippo
trampled by an elephant
Are you ok?
Arms? Legs?
Dragon birthmark?
What the!
Dragon Lee!
What are you doing!
I heard you were raped by a gorilla
beat up by a lion, bit by a crocodile
Arms? Legs?
Dragon birthmark?
it's gone...
It's not gone!
You must be infected
Hold him still
- I'll zap it out of him - OK
"Keep Quiet in the Hallway"
Don't move!
Wait
Who the heck are you?
Let him go!
Time is running out
Hold him still
Don't touch him!
Who the heck...
I'm Dragon's...
GIRLFRIEND!
Dragon, do you really have a girlfriend?
Is she really your girlfriend?
You're losing
- Hurry up! - Die!
Dragon, did you really get a girlfriend?
Pwned!
K.O.
I heard you got a girlfriend?
A loser who's been single for 16 years
How did he get a girlfriend in a day?
Cut the crap
Kourtney said if I get a girlfriend,
she'll set me free
Kourtney said she has to qualify first
To make sure your love is true
We're love at first sight
Of course it's true!
Put me down!
Keep an eye on him
If he's lying
I'll put him in a wheelchair
Wheelchair
Meng
- Morning! - Morning
Popsicles for breakfast?
Yeah
Go to school in a wheelchair
Meng, so you're my girlfriend now?
Yep
So we're like a thing now?
Yes
Do you know what love means?
No! I mean
maybe we should h-h-hold...
Hold a meeting and discuss the details?
Don't worry, you're safe with me
What about c-c-cuddling...
I don't know who Cuddeling is
Don't worry. This is not your fault
At least we can k-k-kiss...
Kiss your misery goodbye!
Let's go get another popsicle before class!
Another one?
That idiot, still dumb as usual
He needs a reality check before he gets hurt again
Let's show Meng what she signed up for
idiot!
What are you doing?
I am being shot
in the head
He's already thick enough
What more do you want from him?
How bad do you want his organs?
Organs
What organs?
Whatever!
Give us back Dragon
No
I've vowed to keep him safe
Ironman survived a heart injury
Behold as I, Dragon Lee
remove the arrow from my head
Ouch! Never mind!
It looks infected. Just hold still...
No, please don't!
Time to vote for the school dance theme
Are you ok?
Don't worry about it
Yee gets it all the time
Wanna go see the nurse?
No
- See? - Meng
It's just a toy
Are you free this weekend?
Back off! You're flirting with my girl
Forgive me, I'm only following orders
Meng, are you free tonight?
You are?
I am
I've assembled a team of Abercrombie models
Tall, dark, and handsome
She'll definitely take the bait
Meng, come with me!
Meng!
They're taking your girlfriend away!
Look over there! Kylie is naked!
Where?!
Follow me
Dumbasses
So much for the Abercrombie models
Time to use my Forgetfulness Potion
Forgetfulness Potion?
That's right
Forgetfulness Potion
I've followed the exact
Harry Potter recipe
brewing for months
Even if it doesn't make her forget
She will lose her sanity
How will you get her to drink it?
Who said anything about drinking it?
Hasn't he had enough?
Who's it!
You can't fool me twice
Watch out!
Kendall, are you for real?
I'm not done with you!
Please do not blow up the school
At least not the teachers
or students with GPA above 4.0
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
We should be safe here
I'm sorry, my sisters are crazy
I don't mind. I think it's fun!
You call that fun?
We're kind of the same
I also grew up without my parents
After they passed away, my uncle took me in
I have to move wherever his job takes him
How many times have you moved?
13
in a year
I barely have enough time
to make new friends
or maybe I was trying too hard
I always make a fool of myself
Meng
I haven't had this much fun in a long time
- Actually - So I completely understand
what you're going through
I will never let them take your organs
I got an "I"
You got an "I"? Great!
I'm still missing an "I"
What can "I" do?
Another "POP"
What does "POP" do?
Not telling you!
I'll throw away the "I"
No! Give me "I"
No
Dragon Lee, Give me "I"
-No! -Give me "I"
Fine, have it
Give it!
We have failed
How hard is it to threaten a little girl?
I'm already on top of it
World War III is fought online
Control the internet, control the world
Steve Jobs is known for
dropping out of school
Meng Hsu is the queen
of skipping classes
She's like the Usain Bolt of runaways
Here's is an actual footage
of her running away
She is also a master of weaponry
Look at her baseball bat
She is Katy Perry's
teenage nightmare
Osama Bin Laden in a mini skirt
Isn't that a little extreme?
It would only be extreme
if this gets to Kourtney
Now, time to make this viral
What happened?
What are you doing?
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
We have failed
Even Khloe has failed
Looks like we have to settle this
on the battle ground of Oleempics
If you want to date Dragon, you'd have to defeat us
You have to win
to qualify as his girlfriend
So if I win
you will leave his organs alone?
Organs again?
What's she talking about?
Nothing! Challenge accepted
Kim is the worst, don't mind her
she does this every time
she wants to embarrass me
Look at her
She made those medals already
What a biyatch!
What do we do?
Don't worry, the referee is on our side
the fifth Oleempics will now begin
Both parties please approach the bench
Begin!
What are we competing on?
Kim wins!
The winner is
- Hold on! - Why?
It's a staring contest
Whoever blinks first loses
Staring contest?! WTF
I got no more room for these
That doesn't count!
Objection!
What a sore loser
Let's call the first round a tie
Next, you'll compete with me, Kendall and Kylie
"Tie"
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
What we've all been waiting for
Introducing the faculty team!
and now Meng's team!
Obviously it's a swimming race
Whoever reaches the finish line wins
Define "finish line"
Obviously it's at the other end
You mean here?
Yes
This line?
Yes
This line? Or this line?
Cut the crap
I'm sure everyone's had enough
Everyone on their marks
Get set
Go Meng!
We won! Blow the whistle
This is a fishing competition
What fish?
What about the finish line?
Get the fish, get to the finish line
Kim caught five fish
Kylie has two
Kendall has three
Meng has zero
Kim wins, game over!
"Win; Lose"
What the heck?!
Dragon, I'm sorry
This is insane, no way!
What's going on here?
Kourtney
So, you're Meng
My name is Meng Hsu
I'm Dragon's oldest sister
Let's go again, what do you say?
We already won
We don't want to be called cheaters
No gimmicks this time
If you win, you can date Dragon
What are we competing on?
Shot put. Pretty straightforward!
Whoever throws the furthest, wins
OK
Are we really putting Meng through this?
Of course! I'm this close to freedom
What if Meng gets hurt?
How bad can it be?
Did you see that?!
They're throwing balls, not humans
That human is your girlfriend
So what?
I'll get another one after
Dude, that's cold. I'm out!
Big deal...
Meng, are you thirsty?
Maybe a popsicle?
I will not let you down
First up is Meng, on your mark
You got this, Meng!
15 meters
15 meters!
Meng, you're the best!
Go Meng!
You go, Meng!
Next up is Kourtney, on your mark
Go Kourtney!
Wait, put down the ball!
Meng, stop it
What is she up to?
Yeah
What's she doing?
Go away!
Friends don't let friends commit suicide
Give me the ball!
What does Dragon see in you?
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
Meng
Are you hurt?
You're bleeding, let's go to the nurse
Kourtney, are you ok?
Kourtney
How did a bomb get in here?
The last attack,
the power outage all
by the same terrorist
Explosives are against the rules
the winner of
the fifth Oleempics is...
Dragon Lee
You're free
Treat her well
Kourtney
Just like that?
Let's go. Looks like we're cooking tonight
So I don't need to cook dinner?
We still need snacks!
I don't need to make dinner
I don't need to make dinner!
Thank you Jesus! Thank you Buddha!
I don't need to make dinner!
This is all your fault
Take that!
Free! I'm free! I'm finally free!
Free from my sisters!
We don't need to pretend anymore...
Let's celebrate tomorrow!
Celebrate?
A date?
Dragon
This is for you
Thank you
Where are we going?
You have 5 sisters
I have a lot of brothers, too
Brothers?
I'm going to nom nom nom you all!
Give me back my brother!
I visit this retirement home every month
I read them stories
In a way, I'm like their little sister
So this is a date, huh?
What did you expect?
So what is this exactly?
Not telling!
It's a "SO"
I got it!
I sprained my ankle, I can't walk
I'll carry you
Are you ok?
- How's your ankle? - It's broken
Really?
Let me
wrap it for you
You're really good at this
My mom was a volunteer nurse
I learned from her
What happened to your mom?
She was a volunteer in Africa
to take care of refugees
One time she tripped and injured her head
and lost a lot of blood
But the local hospital was short on blood supply
She couldn't get treated in time
so she passed away
So she passed away in Africa?
Yeah
So I followed her footsteps
I try my best to help people
After all these years
I still can't measure up to her
Nonsense!
Your mom must be proud of you
I am proud of you!
Thank you
What about your mom?
What happened to her?
My mom...
Well...
Actually...
I worked so hard on that
It's ok, never mind
Are you cold?
No
Are you warm?
Not really
Now that your organs are safe
you don't need a girlfriend anymore?
I guess so
No!
No what?
My sisters are sneaky
They're probably still watching us
to make sure we're together
What should we do?
Stay with me a little longer
Just a little longer
You're awake
Let me help you freshen up
Who freshens up like this?
Oh you're on!
Let's freshen you up
You got something
- on your face - Where?
Here!
Look, a shark!
I sprained my ankle again
- My ankle! - Are you ok?
Just kidding!
Dragon
Stay where you are
Look, a shooting star!
That's just the sun
Look, UFO
Yeah right!
UFO would never choose you
Not true. Aliens love me
Nobody loves stinky feet
My feet don't stink
You're a big stink!
You
You look really pretty today
Meng
To be honest
I've been wanting...
My parents aren't dead
My sisters don't want my organs
This is just a trick
because I know you would care
You should leave me
Me, too
I have a crush on you, too!
"Trick or treat"
is the theme of the school dance
We've been assigned to decoration
Congratulations to Dragon Lee
chosen to be Manager of Everything
That's way too many votes
Who wants to help him?
- I will - Wait...
The job is yours!
Manager of Everything?!
Why did you say yes?
Relax!
It'll be fun to do together
- Really? - Dragon
Dragon
Let's eat lunch!
Why are you still here?
But I cooked too much
I thought we could share
Please be more careful
I'm not hungry, I'm having popsicles
Let's go
You go eat with her
I'm gonna go check on the venue
Ok, lets go do that
I can go by myself
You go eat
Fine
Hey sis! I'm hungry now
Check this out
I accidentally cooked your favorite steak
Hello?
Uncle
Dig in!
You cooked so much!
I also cooked this...
Kylie, Kylie!
Don't scare me, Kylie!
Wake up, please! Kylie!
Get up!
Wake up!
She's not breathing, she needs CPR
I know CPR, I'll do it
Shut up!
Kylie
Kylie!
Dragon, I'm sorry about lunch
I only care about you
Kylie!
Guys!
Dragon saved my life
You've finally grown up
When mom and dad gets back
I'll tell them about this
Mom and dad?
Hold on!
Collect "I LOVE POP SO MUCH" and win
a trip to Africa
Meng
Thank you
Meng
Go Meng
"LOVE"
The house is leaking
Where's Dragon? Why isn't he helping?
That idiot, he's "leaking", too
Why is he so emo?
What an idiot
Dragon Lee
It burns!
And so he speaks
Mom and dad wrote us postcards
Dad finished traveling the world
and he's going again
This is mom's new boyfriend
Maybe you'll have a new brother soon
After their divorce
they lived different lives
It was up to me
to take care of all of you
I was mad at them
but this isn't your fault
I wanted to be your father
and your mother at the same time
But I just got back to school
I knew nothing about parenting
Do you remember I once said
we will be like the five petals of a flower
protecting you forever
So you'll never cry again, you got that?
I was wrong
Flowers aren't meant to be protected
they're meant to blossom
They must be set free
to plant new roots, grow and blossom
Silly boy, don't cry!
There is serious flooding
Dragon Lee
It's really serious!
It's this bad!
Uh oh
Dragon has really grown "up"
He's a BIG man
Dragon
You're up early
Yeah
Wanna get breakfast later?
No, I'm busy
Busy doing what?
Busy going home!
Ok, bye then
Bye
Wanna get a popsicle?
No, I need to go
What about Africa?
Africa?
I thought that's what you want
One more "LOVE"
and we can go together
Who said I'm going to Africa?
Why would I go there?
Then let's not go to Africa
Let's go to Jamaica, or Wakanda
Stop
Even if I can't do anything right
I don't need you to lie to me
After the dance, I'm going away again
I had a lot of fun with you
Thank you for being my friend
Stay, or take me with you
Who are you?
You hurt Meng, I hurt you
Meng, did you see Dragon?
I'm down here!
Meng, did you see Dragon?
No
What's up with you guys?
Nothing
Weird...I haven't seen him all day
Dragon, what are you up to?
He hasn't picked up all day
Kourtney
Khloe
I tracked his location, he's on campus
I looked everywhere, I can't find him
Are you having fun?
Yeah!
Are you having fun?
Yeah!
Wanna see that again?
Yeah!
Wanna see something majestic?
Yeah!
Dragon!
Dragon Lee
Dragon Lee, the biggest baby in school
and a womanizer
Tonight
let us send this useless n00b
all the way to mars
He who controls Dragon Lee...
...is me, Kenny
Who?
Don't you know me?
No
I won the math competition twice
Nope
Is he from our school?
Who are you?
He's the terrorist I was talking about
He's the one that hurt Kylie
Kendall
Almost forgot that you exist
I'm sending you to space
Why are you doing this? Who are you?
You don't know who I am?
Nope
I'm Kenny! I'm here because of you
Hi everyone, my name is Meng Hsu
I wanted to get to know you
so I followed you to 13 different schools
I've been watching you
I protected you
When you were in love, I wished you the best
When they bullied you, I avenged you
And you don't know me?!
Nope!
Are you kidding me?
I'll make you remember me forever
What are you doing?
It burns!
Dragon!
That missile may be more than just fireworks
Dragon
Are you crazy?
What's that? What did you press?
Let me go! Ouch it burns!
Hold on to this
Hold on tight
Got it
Hey!
You big wuss
Psycho, let me go!
Sis, you let go!
Pull!
Dragon
Dragon Lee
Help! Whoever helps
I will feed you lunch everyday
I'll do it
Let go!
The whole school will explode
Can you hack into the missile?
I'm on it!
Can you aim at the ropes?
Got it!
Can you hold still?
YES
Now it's a time bomb
Time bomb?
Get me down! Let me go!
Meng!
My precious Meng!
What are you doing?
Saving you! We haven't held hands, or cuddled
or k-k-kiss...
There's no more room up here
I don't care
Take me with you. Let's go to Africa together
Africa?
I'm outta here!
Protect Meng!
Khloe, you got it?
Almost
Your whole family is crazy
Disfuse the bomb now!
But...
Let go! It's really gonna blow
Get down!
We'll go down together
No!
Dragon
Meng
My parents were never dead
My sisters never wanted my organs,
it's all a scam
That night under the stars
I wanted you to stay longer
Now I want you to stay forever
I really like you
To you
this might be just a joke
But to me, this is love
Crazy, messy, full of regrets
but I was happy
Thank you
for being my girlfriend
even if I'll be forever alone
I won't regret it
I mean it this time
Dragon
You look really pretty today
I'm sorry I haven't visited
After the dance
The school's a mess
Uncle has finally settled down
He promised me to stay here
until I finish college
I've made friends, got a part-time job
I'm studying really hard. Everything's on track
So, yep...
Forgot to introduce,
this is my boyfriend
Mom!
Don't yell!
We finally won 2 plane tickets
we'll be flying to Africa soon
Until next time, bye!
Bye mom!
Your mom isn't dead!
We're going to Africa
That's ok, you guys go without me
Come on! We only need two more "LOVE"
and we go as a family
Let's go and get that...
LOVE!
Will you ever let me go?
With my 5 sisters
I'm gonna be forever alone!
Are you alright?
You ok?
If you're watching this, it means you have great patience
Take out the trash when you exit the theatre
Don't forget to go potty!
XOXO