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每個人都可以隨時出現在超市

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但我不行

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我只有在15號才可以

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但為了一個人

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我打破了我的SOP

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對了

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我不是消毒人員

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我只是一名OCD患者

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所謂OCD

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指的就是強迫症的縮寫

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中文學名為“神經強迫症”

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以下的圖案

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請你拿起手上的量表

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記錄下您不適的程度

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以一到十

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一為最輕

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十為最強

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請您誠實作答

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以便醫師為您做出最正確的診斷

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我不知道自己出了什麼毛病

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可是我看到這些圖片

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就渾身不對勁

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忘了從什麼時候

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我身旁的人都開始叫我

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每天早上7點30分

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是我起床的時間

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我的牙醫師告訴我

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每顆牙要刷七次才會乾淨

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對呀

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為什麼是七呢？

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因為七是我的幸運數字

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我不知道他的幸運數字

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跟我有什麼關係

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可是從醫師的嘴裡講出來

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就是比較專業

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每個禮拜天

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我都會把整個禮拜要吃的東西準備好

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沒必要的話儘量不外食

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就算要外食

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也只去特定幾家餐廳

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吃完早餐之後

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我會換上一套衣服

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做我一天裡面最主要的工作

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清潔

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是的，我有潔癖

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但其實一開始

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我只是喜歡洗手

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漸漸地

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我每到一個陌生的地方都要先洗手

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再來

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我開始要求洗手得搓十五下

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只要超過一下

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我就得重新再搓十五下

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為了避免讓手沾到細菌

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我開始清潔家裡

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讓物品隨時保持乾淨

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雖然打掃讓我稍微降低了洗手的次數

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卻加深了我對整體乾淨的要求

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陳先生

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你可能罹患了神經性強迫症

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神經性強迫症？

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英文簡稱OCD

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通常患者會重複做同一件事

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如果不能做到自己滿意

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就會非常地痛苦難受

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像你這樣反覆洗手的人非常多

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因此造成嚴重潔癖的人也不在少數

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那…

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我該怎麼辦？

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我會先開一些藥給你

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如果嚴重影響到你生活作息的話

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我建議你去做一些心理諮詢

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根據我們的經驗

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患者需要透過某些事

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來破除OCD的制約

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簡單來說

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OCD的開關在你自己身上

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你把它打開了

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現在要設法把它關起來

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很顯然，我還沒找到開關

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11點29分

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八個小時後又是新的一天

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或者說，又是重複的一天

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這就是我的生活

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日復一日，千篇一律

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不知道什麼時候我才能像正常人

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過著不被細菌制約的日子呢？

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如果真的有這麼一天的話

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我很好奇那會是什麼樣的生活

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雖然大部分的時間

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都過著與世隔絕的生活

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可是每個月的15號

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我固定會出門一天

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不管颳風、下雨

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颱風還是沙塵暴

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15號我都會出門一天

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31、32、33、34、35、36…

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走到超商需要1532步

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通常我會非常專心數著步伐

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讓我轉移空氣中充滿細菌的注意力

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繳房租、繳水費

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繳電費、繳瓦斯費

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繳網路費

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醫院掛號、報到

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看醫生

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37號，陳柏青

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怎麼樣？

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就一樣

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那就一樣，開三個月處方箋

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謝謝醫生

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71、72、73、74、75、76

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77、78、79、80

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81、82、83、84…

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531、532、533、534、535

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536、537、538、539、540…

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只要有一個地方不配合

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我的SOP就會立刻被打破

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這時我會開始緊張起來

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一緊張我就會想…

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別誤會，我不是在跟蹤她

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只是她的路線恰巧都跟我一樣

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我在想

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她該不會也要去同一個地方吧

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還真的一樣

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幹嘛一直跟蹤我？

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沒有呀

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那你在幹嘛？

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我在…

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買東西呀

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我警告你

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不要再跟蹤我

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總共4817元

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刷卡還是付現？

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刷卡

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誒…

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請問那個“白因子”還有貨嗎？

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缺貨

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架上沒有就是沒有

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謝謝

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喂

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你在叫我嗎？

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不然這裡還有誰？

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幹嘛？

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剛剛看到的事不准說出去

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說出去會怎麼樣？

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你不要誤會

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我真的是來買“白因子”的

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只是最後三瓶都被你買走了

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這罐給你，封口費

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封口費？

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扯平

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那天晚上我失眠了

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整個晚上

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我一直想著那個偷東西的女生

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於是隔天我打破了我的SOP

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沒錯，這就是電影的開場

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我說過這個時間我不應該出現在這的

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可是為了那個神經病

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我打破了我的SOP

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果然，詛咒降臨

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喂

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你又來這裡幹嘛？

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你該不會是來告狀的吧？

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哪有？我是來買東西的

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你買什麼？

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這不是重點吧

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那你又來幹什麼？

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你現在有事嗎？

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啊？

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走

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誒，我們在這裡幹嘛？

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這裡是監視器的死角

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在這裡，我們看不到收銀員

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那她會不會看到我們啊？

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我們看不到她，她怎麼會看到我們？

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她看不到我們

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她看不到我們要幹嘛？

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喂，你幹嘛？

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安靜點，不要害我們被抓

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你偷就偷，幹嘛拖我下水

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這樣你就不會去告密啦

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走

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喂

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沒有買東西走這邊

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你還好吧？

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還好，剛才真的好緊繃喔

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很刺激吧？

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是很刺激啊

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可是你偷這個巧克力幹嘛？

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一條才30塊

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這又不是我願意的

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就好像上帝給我的詛咒

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好像我不偷就會…

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會覺得一整天有事情沒有做完

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對

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你懂我

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因為我也是這樣

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可是你不覺得這樣很變態嗎？

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是很變態呀

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但是我的也很變態

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怎樣變態法？

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我會…

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我會一直洗手

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洗手還好吧

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可是我每到一個新的地方都要先洗手

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突然想到就要去洗一下

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手都洗皺了還要繼續一直洗

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為了不要一直洗手

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我就只好把…

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把家裡打掃得更乾淨

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對

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你懂我

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因為我也是這樣啊

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所以

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我們是同路人囉

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誰跟你同路人

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同路人也是有分等級的好嗎？

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誒，我要先走囉

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我的皮膚在外面

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超過三個小時就會過敏

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這給你

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我不喜歡吃巧克力

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我只喜歡偷而已

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我也不喜…

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…歡吃啊

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誒

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你今天是不是特地來找我的？

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啊？

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我下一站要下車了，手機給我

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同路人

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不要太想我

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我就是這樣認識了…

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陳靜

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（你好）

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嗨…

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（嗨）

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（同路人睡了沒）

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還沒

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（你下禮拜三有沒有空）

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（想不想陪高級同路人去一個地方）

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什麼…

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（中山區中山北路二段
20巷1-4號二樓）

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00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,791
（下禮拜三見啦）

246
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,708
目的地在你的左手邊

247
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,250
你已到達目的地

248
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,500
細節的部分

249
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,375
可是你在畫的時候你要注意

250
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,375
輪廓還是要放在腦袋裡面

251
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,708
畫的時候才不會
失去那個比例的感覺

252
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,125
請問你是…

253
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,375
我是陳靜的朋友

254
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,958
那你坐這裡

255
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:33,541
好，謝謝

256
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,083
就照我剛剛講那樣子

257
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,833
進入到一個階段

258
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:52,541
今天開始要畫人體

259
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:57,333
那你最重要要分辨就是畫得是活的

260
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,041
跟靜物不一樣…

261
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,333
今天身體狀況OK？可以喔？

262
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:21,833
我們今天原則上就是坐姿

263
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:26,500
那，主題就是墜入凡間的折翼的天使

264
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,541
我覺得身體的線條

265
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,916
你照你自己的方式去調整

266
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,208
可是我希望你多一點哀傷的眼神

267
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,375
丟給這邊，學生這邊，可以嗎？

268
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,416
好，各位同學

269
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,625
我們今天作畫的時間四個小時

270
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,708
中間只會休息十五分鐘

271
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,875
因為時間很寶貴，那我們就開始了

272
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,666
誒

273
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,583
你是不是後悔了？

274
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,125
後悔什麼？

275
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,125
後悔今天來找我

276
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,291
沒有啊

277
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,375
我應該只是…

278
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,000
太震撼了

279
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,583
這就只是一份工作

280
00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:29,625
就像超商店員一樣

281
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,208
不一樣吧

282
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,750
超商店員又不用…

283
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,625
不用脫衣服

284
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,125
你吃醋囉？

285
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,125
才沒有

286
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,125
誒

287
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,000
你是不是喜歡我？

288
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:48,875
什麼？

289
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:52,583
你是不是喜歡我？

290
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,375
不然幹嘛為這種事吃醋

291
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,833
誰說我在吃醋的

292
00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:01,125
是嗎？

293
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,166
可是上次我問你的問題還沒回答我耶

294
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,583
什麼問題？

295
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:06,916
上次我問你

296
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,291
你是特地到賣場來找我的嗎？

297
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,291
不告訴你

298
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,166
大家都大人了你成熟一點好嗎？

299
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,291
好啊

300
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:17,541
那換我問你

301
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,333
你是特地到賣場找我的嗎？

302
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:20,583
對啊

303
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:22,750
不然我幹嘛加你好友

304
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,208
還約你來畫室

305
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,958
我做得夠明顯了吧

306
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:31,541
你現在是在告白嗎？

307
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:33,833
怎樣？

308
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,500
女生告白犯法？

309
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,833
如果你也喜歡我的話

310
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,208
大家就不要浪費時間搞曖昧

311
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,541
好啦

312
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,708
給你一點時間考慮

313
00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:50,000
如果你決定要跟我交往的話

314
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,000
就在今晚的12點以前

315
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,708
傳一個笑臉給我

316
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,125
如果不要的話就傳一個哭臉給我

317
00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:02,416
你畫那什麼借我看一下

318
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,958
不要啦，我畫很醜

319
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,208
借我看一下

320
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,291
不要啦，看一下

321
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,958
-誒
-看一下

322
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:10,958
不要

323
00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:20,375
等你喔

324
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,000
這神經病

325
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:23,750
害我心臟跳得很快

326
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,583
不知道這個笑臉傳出去

327
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:33,666
我的人生會起什麼變化

328
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,458
畢竟她不是個正常人

329
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,208
比較像是個神經病

330
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,750
但人生中有多少機會

331
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,083
能夠遇到懂你的神經病呢？

332
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,666
誒，你很拖拉耶

333
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,416
哪有，又還沒有12點

334
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:05,000
（好啦）

335
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,208
可是…

336
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,875
我有點在意你畫室的工作耶

337
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,875
是喔？那要怎麼辦？

338
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:25,708
不然你要養我喔？

339
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,541
好啊，我養你

340
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,208
這麼隨便

341
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,833
那就一言為定啦

342
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:41,500
就這樣，我們交往了

343
00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:48,250
那你下週三想不想再去一個地方？

344
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,583
不知道為什麼

345
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,250
我有種不祥的預感

346
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,500
向右轉

347
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,333
目的地在你的右手邊

348
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:18,875
你已到達目的地

349
00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:24,083
來了

350
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:29,625
嗨

351
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:30,666
嗨

352
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:32,375
這裡是？

353
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,875
我家

354
00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:35,583
趕快進來，外面很髒

355
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,208
這邊

356
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,083
誒

357
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:56,416
幫我換這個

358
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,125
好

359
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,958
你要茶還是水？

360
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,166
咖啡好了

361
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,125
來，你的水

362
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:45,416
你這裱框，有點浪費錢吧

363
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,875
怎麼會

364
00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:49,416
這是我的引退之作，很值得

365
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,625
所以你真的不去了？

366
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:53,791
對呀

367
00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,416
你不是說要養我？

368
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,458
靠，我好像太衝動了

369
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,833
放心啦，養我沒那麼貴

370
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:03,583
而且我自己還有一些存款

371
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,625
你…

372
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:10,416
很常去畫室嗎？

373
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,958
我一個月最多也只能被畫四次

374
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:13,958
因為我的皮膚

375
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:16,666
接觸到外面的空氣三個小時就會過敏

376
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,208
每次被畫完都還要花兩三天才能恢復

377
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,333
這工作好像很難

378
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,625
很難呀

379
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,625
除了要脫光光給別人看

380
00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:27,791
還要定住四個小時不能動

381
00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:30,750
中間也只有十五分鐘的休息時間

382
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:33,250
但為了要在最短的時間賺到錢

383
00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:35,000
也只能犧牲一下

384
00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:37,875
幸好你現在不用再去了

385
00:27:38,916 --> 00:27:40,000
你說要養我

386
00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:41,291
你做什麼的？

387
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:00,875
我在當翻譯

388
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,458
這一本是你翻的？

389
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:07,125
上面的陳柏青就是我本人

390
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:10,166
當翻譯很秋耶

391
00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:12,875
你賺很多？

392
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,875
翻得快是可以賺很多

393
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:16,416
可是我…

394
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,666
翻得很慢？

395
00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,000
我速度還可以

396
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,750
但是我有一個奇怪的毛病

397
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,000
什麼毛病？

398
00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:29,250
我有打字的障礙

399
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,916
打字障礙？

400
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,208
嗯

401
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,416
所以每次我都要把

402
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,416
翻譯的內容先手寫一遍

403
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,416
再慢慢打成電子檔

404
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,333
如果我打字的速度正常的話

405
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,916
搞不好可以賺得比現在多一倍的錢

406
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,791
到底是有多慢？

407
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,500
真的很慢

408
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,333
來，示範一下

409
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,291
《罪惡之城》，翻譯，陳柏青

410
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:05,500
你到底是有什麼毛病？

411
00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,583
我也不知道

412
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:10,333
同路人呀同路人

413
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,250
就說我比你高級

414
00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:22,458
我從小到大唯一得過的獎

415
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:26,625
中文聽打第一名

416
00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,416
一個超沒用的第一名

417
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,750
怎麼會？我望塵莫及耶

418
00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:35,625
我看以後你唸我打

419
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,708
這樣你唸完不就翻完了

420
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,125
好像不錯

421
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,375
可是我要收錢

422
00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:43,125
那有什麼問題

423
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,500
多賺的錢就給你當成薪水

424
00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:48,125
這樣子你就真的不用去畫室了

425
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,083
你腦筋動得蠻快的嘛

426
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,000
呵呵

427
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,500
今天是我們在一起第一天

428
00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,666
想不想拍一張照紀念一下

429
00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:58,958
男朋友？

430
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:32,041
每個禮拜三

431
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,250
我都會和陳靜外出約會

432
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,625
有時她陪我繳房租

433
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,458
有時我陪她到賣場偷東西

434
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,541
沒外出的時候

435
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,416
我們就用視訊聯絡

436
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,625
“十個月後，波弗特亡故

437
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,833
這對他女兒來說

438
00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:47,791
是個沉痛的打擊”

439
00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:48,791
我只能說

440
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,958
這樣的搭配簡直是天作之合

441
00:30:52,041 --> 00:30:54,041
-剪刀、石頭、布
-剪刀、石頭、布

442
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:57,375
為了多一點理由碰面

443
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,666
陳靜發明了一個

444
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:00,916
叫“細菌大挑戰”的遊戲

445
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:02,500
路邊攤

446
00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:03,875
嗯

447
00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:05,666
誰先吃完誰就贏

448
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:09,708
老闆

449
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:11,208
兩碗陽春麵

450
00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,500
喔，馬上來

451
00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,541
顧名思義

452
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,041
這遊戲就是要挑戰我們

453
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,541
對於細菌的忍受程度

454
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,958
贏的人可以向對方許一個願望

455
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:21,250
就這樣

456
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:23,958
我們都打破了各自的SOP

457
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,125
歹勢喔，我收一下

458
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,500
來，兩碗陽春麵

459
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,166
我不行

460
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,875
-剪刀、石頭、布
-剪刀、石頭、布

461
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:47,000
撿垃圾

462
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,791
環境清潔，人人有責

463
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:50,958
兩百公尺

464
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,625
誰先撿滿誰就贏

465
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:53,791
開始

466
00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,833
-剪刀、石頭、布
-剪刀、石頭、布

467
00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:34,666
資源回收場

468
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:37,833
舉手做環保，世界更美好

469
00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:15,083
隨著大挑戰的時間越來越多

470
00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:18,000
我們相處的時間也就越頻繁

471
00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:21,208
可是陳靜的過敏卻越來越嚴重

472
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,666
最近很常出門？

473
00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:29,333
現在外面空氣品質很差

474
00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:31,000
可以的話儘量避免外出

475
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:33,416
減少跟髒空氣接觸的機會

476
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,625
我開一些藥給你吧

477
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,291
應該可以舒緩你現在的症狀

478
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,291
謝謝醫生

479
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,791
為了避免讓陳靜接觸到外面的髒空氣

480
00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,416
我做了一個決定

481
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,666
我知道我要許什麼願望了

482
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,083
啊？

483
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,833
如果我們住在一起

484
00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:06,000
就不用找那麼多理由出門

485
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,125
你的過敏就再也不會發作了

486
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,916
你…

487
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,166
認真？

488
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,083
來了

489
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:29,958
-嘿
-嗨

490
00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:31,916
哇

491
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,291
驚喜

492
00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:36,500
對兩個有OCD的人來說

493
00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:38,541
同居可能是比細菌大挑戰

494
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:40,291
還要更困難的事情

495
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:43,291
我原本以為很快就會失敗

496
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,666
但不但沒有

497
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,583
反而還帶來許多好處

498
00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,500
-一、二、三
-一、二、三

499
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,583
有了陳靜這個超強夥伴的加入

500
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:11,458
每天打掃的時間突然少了一半

501
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,416
還那麼早

502
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:15,875
那我們接下來要幹嘛？

503
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:19,166
拜託，這一下就髒了

504
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,000
當然是…

505
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,666
37號，陳柏青

506
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,250
38號，陳靜

507
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:28,708
喂

508
00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:39,125
在西方國家

509
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:42,208
親吻常常是一種打招呼的方式

510
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,458
比如說親吻臉頰

511
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:45,666
但更多時候

512
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,208
親吻代表一個人喜歡另一個人

513
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:52,208
接吻時大腦會釋放多巴胺

514
00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:53,333
血清素

515
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:55,333
及大量的腎上腺素

516
00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:57,875
令人處於開心愉悅的狀態

517
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,250
多巴胺是哪個安？

518
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,833
肉字旁一個安

519
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,916
接吻時會交換唾液

520
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,291
而唾液中成分含有

521
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:07,333
水份、酶、細菌、脂肪

522
00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:09,416
天然鹽及蛋白質

523
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,666
可以使人免疫系統

524
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,208
產生抗體

525
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,125
激吻的時候

526
00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:18,375
男生的心跳會上升至110下

527
00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:21,500
女生的會上升至108下

528
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,166
也就是說

529
00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:25,875
接吻可以促進血液循環

530
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:28,375
增強心血管的活動

531
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:33,291
激吻一次大約可以消耗三到五卡路里

532
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,291
如果持續每天接吻

533
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,375
將可以達到減重效果

534
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,666
總的來說

535
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:41,791
接吻是一項

536
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:44,000
有益身心健康的運動

537
00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:47,166
除了可以表達對一個人的愛意之外

538
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,375
更有助於身體健康

539
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,250
我們是不是應該…

540
00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:57,625
好像是

541
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:36,625
我覺得…

542
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,458
好髒喔

543
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,500
我也覺得

544
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,583
你有沒有想過自己的人生會怎麼結束

545
00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:58,166
沒有

546
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,416
我想過

547
00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:04,500
自殺

548
00:41:07,791 --> 00:41:09,166
因為OCD嗎？

549
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:11,541
對啊

550
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,708
你不覺得很不公平嗎？

551
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,708
為什麼我們要當異類？

552
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,458
為什麼我們不能像正常人一樣生活？

553
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:26,458
我每天都覺得這件事好不公平

554
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,666
我沒有想那麼多

555
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,750
好像很直覺的就接受了

556
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,333
幹嘛要接受？

557
00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:36,625
因為也改變不了

558
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,333
一直糾結在這上面

559
00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:40,791
反而更不開心吧

560
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,833
可是你甘心

561
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,333
每天打掃都不出門的日子嗎？

562
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:50,333
不甘心啊，可是又能怎麼樣呢？

563
00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:53,500
就是因為不能怎麼樣

564
00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:57,375
所以等到我糾結到不行的那一天

565
00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,208
我就會自我了斷

566
00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:03,083
可是如果你沒有OCD

567
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,208
或是你自殺的話

568
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,000
我們就不會在一起了

569
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:10,291
所以你要說什麼？

570
00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:12,166
命中注定？

571
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,041
對呀

572
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:15,833
每個人會做什麼

573
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,625
好像冥冥之中就安排好的

574
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,250
那如果我說

575
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,583
老天爺讓我們有OCD

576
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,916
是為了讓我們相遇

577
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,125
你會不會覺得很噁心？

578
00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:31,583
會啊

579
00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:34,875
超噁心的，不像你會說的話

580
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:40,458
我從來沒有想過

581
00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:44,708
原來世界上真的有個人可以這樣陪我

582
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,958
現在反而覺得

583
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,708
如果可以一直維持這樣也很好

584
00:42:54,291 --> 00:42:55,500
你覺得

585
00:42:56,625 --> 00:42:58,250
我們可以一直維持這樣

586
00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:00,625
不要改變嗎？

587
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:04,083
可以呀，為什麼不行？

588
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:08,541
不知道，總覺得沒那麼好康

589
00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,916
來，打勾勾

590
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,458
打什麼勾勾？

591
00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:18,125
勾…

592
00:43:18,958 --> 00:43:21,250
如果未來有任何一個人變的話

593
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,375
就多一個OCD

594
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,458
你是嫌我們還不夠忙？

595
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,416
你不要變就不會多

596
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:30,791
好呀

597
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,166
那要多什麼OCD？

598
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,125
你知道有一種人

599
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,625
他會一直重複說同樣的一句話嗎？

600
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:38,375
就像這樣

601
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,541
就像這樣

602
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:40,666
就像這樣

603
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,000
就像這樣

604
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,041
不知道要說到什麼時候

605
00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:46,833
但就是會忍不住一直講

606
00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,083
就多這一種OCD

607
00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:52,500
比潔癖還更生不如死

608
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,500
好啊，那要說什麼內容？

609
00:43:58,083 --> 00:44:00,000
我還沒想到，先勾再說

610
00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:03,750
勾就勾，誰怕誰

611
00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:12,416
毫無徵兆

612
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:15,125
我的OCD就這麼消失了

613
00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:17,500
你在幹嘛？

614
00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:21,000
我原本以為陳靜會替我高興

615
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:23,000
可是並沒有

616
00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:25,041
這樣呢？

617
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:26,333
沒感覺

618
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,250
那這樣呢？

619
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,791
沒感覺啊

620
00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:37,666
這樣呢？

621
00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:39,541
沒感覺

622
00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:48,333
這樣呢？

623
00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:50,041
還是沒感覺

624
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:00,750
那這樣呢？

625
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:02,875
沒感覺

626
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:08,875
怎麼會這樣

627
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:14,791
我們不是昨天才打過勾勾的嗎？

628
00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:21,416
消失？

629
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,333
一早起來就完全消失了

630
00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:25,875
給你的藥有按時吃嗎？

631
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:26,916
有

632
00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:27,958
醫生

633
00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:30,000
有沒有可能把OCD找回來？

634
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:31,708
把OCD找回來？

635
00:47:31,791 --> 00:47:32,875
對

636
00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:35,666
你說的“找回來”是什麼意思？

637
00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:37,125
OCD可以被治療

638
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:39,041
就表示可以再得一次吧

639
00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:41,041
我們不想要被治好呀

640
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:42,958
這個是可以再得一次的對吧

641
00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:44,958
我當醫生二十年

642
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,041
沒有聽過有人要把OCD找回來

643
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,625
我們就想

644
00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:50,833
像流感好了

645
00:47:50,916 --> 00:47:52,666
醫院可以打流感疫苗

646
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:55,125
但不代表醫院可以散播流感病毒

647
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,916
而且你男朋友OCD好了

648
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,541
代表長期治療是有效的

649
00:47:58,625 --> 00:47:59,958
你應該高興不是嗎？

650
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,375
你幹嘛要剝奪我們得OCD的權利

651
00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,791
我們就是不想要被治好不行喔

652
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:07,166
小姐，我只是醫生

653
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,416
不要說剝奪了

654
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,291
我連治療OCD都有問題

655
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,541
搞什麼鬼啊

656
00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:18,083
連個強迫症都不會治療

657
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:20,666
我們好像不是來治療的吧

658
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:22,791
怎麼會不是

659
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:23,791
OCD可以被治好

660
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:25,375
一定就可以再得一次

661
00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:27,791
那…現在怎麼辦

662
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,041
換一家

663
00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:29,958
一定有那種

664
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:32,333
“保證得OCD無效退費”的地方吧

665
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,583
這間爛爆

666
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,125
那天之後

667
00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,208
我們開始跑遍各大醫院

668
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,625
掛號、等待、進診間

669
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:42,666
被醫生打槍

670
00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:43,916
陳靜生氣

671
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,875
再掛號、再等待、再進診間

672
00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:46,916
再被醫生打槍

673
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,583
陳靜再生氣

674
00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:50,083
別以為這樣就結束

675
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:52,375
女人的意志力不容小覷

676
00:49:07,083 --> 00:49:09,250
抓三把米進三個碟子裡

677
00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:19,458
請抽一張

678
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:25,958
戀人牌

679
00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:28,708
你將面臨一個十字路口的抉擇

680
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,666
這個抉擇將挑戰

681
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,833
你在道德與快樂的兩端

682
00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:37,625
你正在面臨一個巨大的改變

683
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:41,958
這個改變是你內心長久以來所盼望的

684
00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,458
但是基於某種限制

685
00:49:44,541 --> 00:49:46,416
你暫時還無法享受

686
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:49,916
年輕人

687
00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:51,625
你卡到陰了

688
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:55,541
你近期不要參加任何的喪禮

689
00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:59,833
如果路上有遇到也要稍微迴避一下

690
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:00,958
來

691
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,208
這個你拿回去

692
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,333
用碗裝陰陽水

693
00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:10,750
放符進去水裡面喝三口

694
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,958
然後用水前後抹一抹

695
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:14,166
還有淨衣

696
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:17,333
以後保證你就沒事情了

697
00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:25,500
來，喝三口

698
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:40,291
眼睛閉起來

699
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:57,958
到客廳坐五分鐘再洗澡

700
00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:29,958
我們

701
00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:31,708
要不要先休息？

702
00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,625
不要

703
00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,250
我還要再折二十隻

704
00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:38,625
就算你再多折二十隻

705
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,583
今天也折不到一千隻啊

706
00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:43,208
多二十隻就快二十隻啊

707
00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,000
不要再折了

708
00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:55,708
為什麼不要再折

709
00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:57,291
你不想變好嗎？

710
00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:58,750
我想呀

711
00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:00,583
可是你不要再折了

712
00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:12,041
這陣子我們都太辛苦了

713
00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:14,708
你看我們每天出門

714
00:52:14,791 --> 00:52:16,458
你疹子發了都還沒有好

715
00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:19,416
我甘願

716
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,625
我知道

717
00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:23,833
可是我不忍心

718
00:52:26,541 --> 00:52:28,500
我只是想要你趕快變好

719
00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:30,708
回到原本的生活

720
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,708
可是就算我沒有變好

721
00:52:33,791 --> 00:52:35,416
我們還是可以跟以前一樣啊

722
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,041
一起打掃，一起吃飯

723
00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:40,375
一切都不會改變的

724
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:43,500
真的嗎？

725
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,708
我知道了

726
00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:49,250
我知道打勾勾那句OCD要說什麼了

727
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:55,000
如果我改變的話

728
00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:56,500
我就會一直說

729
00:52:56,583 --> 00:53:01,875
“一切都不會改變的”

730
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:03,166
永遠停不下來

731
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,458
為了要遵守承諾

732
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:47,416
柏青被關在這個小小的屋子裡

733
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:49,625
或許

734
00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:52,333
我該做些什麼來調整這樣的情況

735
00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:53,833
來

736
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,875
這個雞肉要買雞腿肉

737
00:54:56,958 --> 00:54:59,041
蔬菜要以綠色蔬菜為主

738
00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:00,833
牛排要買牛小排

739
00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:02,750
那個油花要分佈均勻一點

740
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,916
魚要看一下期限

741
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,125
好，知道了

742
00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,208
你買完趕快回來

743
00:55:08,291 --> 00:55:09,416
外面很髒

744
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,541
好

745
00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:16,833
我走了

746
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,125
我決定讓他外出採買

747
00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:32,500
原本以為這樣可以滿足他出門的慾望

748
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,375
但我錯了

749
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,291
一旦放寬標準

750
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,708
標準就只會越來越寬

751
00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:59,083
本來一個月一次的採買變成三週一次

752
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,291
接著變成兩週一次

753
00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:02,916
一週一次

754
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,375
一週兩次

755
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,583
最後變成…

756
00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:08,916
誒，我去買牛奶

757
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:11,458
其實我並不在乎他出門

758
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,000
我害怕的是…

759
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,416
出門變成習慣之後

760
00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:18,625
還會變成怎樣？

761
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,083
誒

762
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,666
有件事我想跟你討論一下

763
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,458
什麼？

764
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:28,041
今天我去出版社的時候

765
00:57:28,166 --> 00:57:30,625
老闆問我想不想進公司上班

766
00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,291
上班？

767
00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,083
他說我當翻譯也很久了

768
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,166
想提拔我上去當編輯

769
00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:41,250
帶底下的作家跟翻譯

770
00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,916
等於變成管理職

771
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,000
那你怎麼說？

772
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:48,750
我說，我得想一下

773
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,666
真正要進公司上班

774
00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:52,875
還是要跟你討論吧

775
00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,166
你自己的工作你自己決定吧

776
00:58:00,916 --> 00:58:02,125
所以…

777
00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,458
你不反對喔？

778
00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:14,875
你知道老闆開多少薪水給我嗎？

779
00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:16,916
多少？

780
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:17,958
五萬二

781
00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:19,958
蠻高的啊

782
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:20,958
很高呀

783
00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:22,083
平均多了兩萬

784
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,291
所以一年就是多二十四萬

785
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:26,250
你要多這二十四萬幹嘛？

786
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:27,333
沒幹嘛

787
00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:29,125
可是賺錢又不嫌多

788
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,041
當作改善生活品質

789
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,041
比如說我們可以換一個

790
00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,625
更好一點的地方住什麼的

791
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:38,791
你都已經想好了還問我幹嘛？

792
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,416
不是嘛

793
00:58:41,958 --> 00:58:45,000
是因為你問我多出來的錢要幹嘛

794
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,750
所以我就把想法跟你說一下

795
00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:04,166
你在生氣喔？

796
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,250
沒有啊

797
00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,375
那…

798
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:12,583
你覺得怎麼樣？

799
00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:18,166
如果你真的覺得經濟壓力很大的話

800
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,791
我可以再回畫室

801
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:22,500
我怎麼可能讓你再回畫室

802
00:59:22,583 --> 00:59:24,791
而且現在明明有一個賺錢的機會

803
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,041
雖然我心裡不贊成他去上班

804
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,125
但我知道他說得一點也沒錯

805
00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:45,833
追求更好的生活品質是不需要理由的

806
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:49,166
即使這只是他外出的藉口

807
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:53,291
或許我該在這個時候表現得慷慨一點

808
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:57,375
反正這一天，遲早都會來的

809
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,041
來

810
01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,791
記得要有禮貌一點

811
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:06,791
遇到不懂的就要開口問

812
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:08,083
好

813
01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:09,708
有什麼事要打電話回來

814
01:00:09,791 --> 01:00:10,958
我隨時都在

815
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:13,291
知道了，我又不是小孩子

816
01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:14,958
你第一次去上班

817
01:00:15,041 --> 01:00:16,458
我怕你被欺負嘛

818
01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,291
好啦，出門了

819
01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:20,625
你下班早點回來喔

820
01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:22,583
-拜拜
-拜拜

821
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,458
各位

822
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:31,958
這是新同事，叫做陳柏青

823
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:35,041
過去是擔任我們外聘的翻譯

824
01:00:35,125 --> 01:00:38,125
公司的幾本重要作品都是他的傑作

825
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:41,375
從今天開始他會進公司擔任責任編輯

826
01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:42,791
大家多多跟他配合

827
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:49,291
美裕

828
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,166
這三天你就擔任一下柏青的小老師

829
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:53,625
帶他認識一下公司

830
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,625
好

831
01:00:57,458 --> 01:00:59,791
我們美裕單身，好好把握機會

832
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,083
需要幫忙嗎？

833
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:24,000
這個…我不太會用

834
01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:25,916
-我來幫你看一下
-好

835
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:30,291
-沒有紙了，幫我拿一下
-好

836
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,166
好了

837
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:53,958
謝謝

838
01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:55,625
以後你有什麼問題都可以問我

839
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,291
別忘了，我是你小老師

840
01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,625
好

841
01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:14,125
你好，我叫陳柏青

842
01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,666
怎麼樣？不錯吧

843
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,041
不錯啊

844
01:02:22,791 --> 01:02:24,166
第一天上班怎麼樣

845
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,583
有沒有想辭職了？

846
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,583
不會啊，怎麼會

847
01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:30,541
公司的人都好親切

848
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:31,833
跟我想的不一樣

849
01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,250
不然你原本想的是怎樣？

850
01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:37,375
我以為會像電視劇演的那樣

851
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,958
爾虞我詐，勾心鬥角的

852
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,958
那是你上得還不夠久吧

853
01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:44,458
才第一天

854
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,208
也是啦

855
01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,125
可是老闆有說

856
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:50,500
他每年固定會調一次薪水

857
01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:53,500
還有春酒、尾牙、跟員工旅遊

858
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,750
而且我今年就有年終

859
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:56,958
兩個月

860
01:02:57,875 --> 01:02:58,958
這麼好

861
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,333
這就是外聘享受不到的好處

862
01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,208
老闆

863
01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:09,625
喂？

864
01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:11,625
老闆請說

865
01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:13,791
可以

866
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:15,833
假日沒事啊

867
01:03:17,041 --> 01:03:18,625
工作比較重要

868
01:03:19,666 --> 01:03:22,000
柏青像個正常人一樣開始上班

869
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:25,541
而我就像個家庭主婦一樣

870
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,250
在家裡做牛做馬

871
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:31,041
我好像又回到一個人的時候

872
01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:34,500
只是打掃的並不是自己的家

873
01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,750
我只好每天說服自己

874
01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:40,958
這就是所謂的男主外女主內

875
01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:44,083
就像一般正常家庭一樣

876
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,500
最近常常睡不好

877
01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:13,083
失眠喔？

878
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,250
工作壓力很大嗎？

879
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:17,750
很難說明男友變正常人

880
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,041
讓我壓力很大

881
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,250
嗯，應該是

882
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,541
一天有沒有睡超過四個小時

883
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:28,583
差不多，但都很淺眠

884
01:04:28,666 --> 01:04:30,541
睡一個多小時就會醒來

885
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:33,916
就算睡著也都還是會做夢

886
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,416
睡前一個鐘頭不要使用電腦

887
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,041
工作也儘量避免

888
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,958
我先開些安眠藥給你

889
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:42,125
睡不著的話先吃半顆看看

890
01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:43,041
好

891
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,958
先到外面等一下

892
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,291
好，謝謝

893
01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:51,708
對了，你男朋友還好嗎？

894
01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:54,958
怎樣算好？

895
01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,958
可以跟一般人一樣正常生活就很好啦

896
01:05:00,041 --> 01:05:01,541
那他算很好

897
01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:20,333
他開始變得不愛乾淨

898
01:05:21,458 --> 01:05:23,500
在外面的時間比在家多

899
01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:26,000
就算在家

900
01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:28,708
我們也沒有太多共通的話題

901
01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,666
你們書展還好嗎？

902
01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:34,166
還好呀

903
01:06:18,166 --> 01:06:19,208
我先去睡了

904
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,875
明天還要跟好幾個廠商開會

905
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:25,958
那要幫你準備早餐嗎？

906
01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:27,041
不用了

907
01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:28,416
我自己買就好

908
01:06:48,041 --> 01:06:50,333
其實這樣我也都還能接受

909
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,500
愛情嘛

910
01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:54,458
哪來那麼多轟轟烈烈

911
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,791
一直到有一天

912
01:06:57,583 --> 01:07:00,416
柏青下班後足足消失了十個小時

913
01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:04,458
我還記得那是凌晨3點47分

914
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,166
您的電話將轉接到語音信箱

915
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:10,583
嘟聲後開始計費

916
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,750
來，我們進去

917
01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:28,458
小心

918
01:07:28,541 --> 01:07:30,125
-好痛喔
-小心…

919
01:07:35,041 --> 01:07:36,125
慢慢來喔

920
01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:37,291
很慢了

921
01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:43,708
上樓梯，慢一點…

922
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,041
來

923
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:50,250
慢一點…

924
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:51,500
小心

925
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:55,583
來，坐下

926
01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:59,041
等一下，不要躺下喔

927
01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,166
不要吐喔

928
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:54,458
（美裕：我到家了）

929
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:42,000
你知道我昨天打了幾通電話給你嗎？

930
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,375
46通

931
01:09:47,041 --> 01:09:48,625
你為什麼都不接電話？

932
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:52,458
我喝醉了，沒聽到

933
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,875
你書展到幾點？

934
01:09:56,916 --> 01:09:58,041
5點半

935
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,583
但結束之後還有慶功

936
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:02,916
我記得我有跟你講

937
01:10:04,541 --> 01:10:06,500
5點半到3點半

938
01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:08,291
足足有十個小時

939
01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:16,416
你慶功慶了十個小時？

940
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,541
慶功之後還有續攤

941
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:22,875
我也是臨時被拉去的

942
01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,958
如果我現在問的話

943
01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:28,041
一定會加強他的戒心

944
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,208
所以我忍住了

945
01:10:31,166 --> 01:10:33,125
你知道你昨天吐了我一身嗎？

946
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:35,916
對不起

947
01:10:38,041 --> 01:10:40,041
我也是第一次喝這麼多酒

948
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,541
我也不知道我喝醉以後是這個樣子

949
01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:44,416
我連我什麼時候喝醉都不知道

950
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:45,875
對不起

951
01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:47,958
你以後不要再喝那麼醉了

952
01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,958
趕快去洗澡

953
01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:51,958
我去把床單跟被單換一換

954
01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,875
我準備出門囉

955
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:39,916
那你今天回來吃飯嗎？

956
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,750
晚點跟你說吧

957
01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:43,458
還要拜訪幾個客戶

958
01:11:43,541 --> 01:11:45,041
時間不確定

959
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,375
那你路上小心

960
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,916
-拜拜
-拜拜

961
01:12:13,166 --> 01:12:15,583
（陳柏青，禾口出版事業）

962
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:39,750
小姐，你有什麼事情嗎？

963
01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:43,208
那個，請問禾口出版社在這裡嗎？

964
01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:44,541
對，七樓

965
01:12:44,625 --> 01:12:47,333
請問你是要洽公還是要訪客呢？

966
01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:35,416
好啦，加油啦

967
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:37,541
好啦，那明天見

968
01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:40,750
拜拜

969
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,583
回來了

970
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,416
怎麼了嗎？

971
01:15:22,916 --> 01:15:24,333
那個女的是誰？

972
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:27,541
你在說什麼？

973
01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:30,875
那個女的是誰？

974
01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:34,083
哪個女的？

975
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,500
我不知道你在說誰

976
01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,583
跟你吃飯的那個女的

977
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:41,416
我都看到了

978
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:43,833
就是同事啊

979
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,208
同事？

980
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,541
同事會半夜傳訊息給你？

981
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:53,500
同事會親你？

982
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:08,333
為什麼啊？

983
01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:12,625
你想出門我讓你出門

984
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,666
你要上班我讓你去上班

985
01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:18,958
我每天在這個家幫你做牛做馬

986
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,791
你為什麼要這樣對我？

987
01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:22,250
我到底做錯什麼了？

988
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,083
你沒做錯什麼

989
01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:26,083
那你為什麼要這樣對我？

990
01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:34,333
你說話啊

991
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,666
你為什麼要這樣對我？

992
01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:38,041
沒有為什麼

993
01:16:38,750 --> 01:16:40,125
這不是我可以選擇的

994
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:42,583
什麼叫不是你可以選擇的？

995
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:45,250
不然我幫你選嗎？

996
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,916
還是誰可以幫你選？

997
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,916
你還不懂嗎？

998
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,666
從我OCD消失那一天開始

999
01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:53,208
這一切就變了

1000
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,791
所以我努力了啊

1001
01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:58,166
不然我出門接觸細菌是為了什麼？

1002
01:16:58,291 --> 01:16:59,583
我還不是為了你

1003
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:01,416
你是為了你自己

1004
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,583
你為什麼不是看你自己OCD怎麼變好

1005
01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:05,833
而是努力帶我去什麼求神問卜的？

1006
01:17:05,916 --> 01:17:07,958
你不知道我根本不想要這個OCD嗎？

1007
01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:09,708
我只是不希望我們的關係變了

1008
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:10,791
就這麼簡單而已

1009
01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:12,666
可是我就是變了嘛

1010
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:14,375
為什麼你不能接受事實

1011
01:17:14,458 --> 01:17:15,916
替我開心就好了呢？

1012
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,500
我為什麼要替你開心？

1013
01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:19,625
我不好容易找到一個懂我的人

1014
01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:22,250
你為什麼要這樣莫名其妙說變就變？

1015
01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:24,166
而且你答應過我說你不會變

1016
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:26,333
可是我就是變正常了嘛

1017
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:27,708
自然就有正常的社交

1018
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:29,666
正常的工作、正常的交往對象

1019
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:31,916
我說過這不是我可以選擇的

1020
01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:39,958
你在說誰不正常？

1021
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:44,708
我不是這個意思

1022
01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:48,000
你現在嫌我奇怪了嗎？

1023
01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:54,791
陳柏青，你在說我不正常嗎？

1024
01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:58,041
你到底憑什麼這樣對我

1025
01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,875
你為什麼要這樣貶我

1026
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:02,750
你說話啊，說話啊

1027
01:18:02,833 --> 01:18:04,083
打夠了沒啊

1028
01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:09,666
我受夠你了

1029
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,916
我花了三天才把家裡打掃乾淨

1030
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:04,458
可是我知道有些東西髒了

1031
01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:07,583
再怎麼弄也不會恢復原狀

1032
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,250
吃了藥也睡不著嗎？

1033
01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:50,250
嗯

1034
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:52,541
睡一個多小時就會醒來

1035
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,541
那我多開一個褪黑激素給你

1036
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,500
可是要自費，你可以嗎？

1037
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:58,708
可以

1038
01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:00,750
那安眠藥就增加到一顆半

1039
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:02,750
先開三個月處方箋給你

1040
01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:05,125
如果睡眠有改善就自己減量

1041
01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:07,250
好，謝謝醫生

1042
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:41,833
咖哩飯，我想要吃咖哩飯

1043
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:43,166
那買牛腱

1044
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:45,041
豬肉…

1045
01:22:45,791 --> 01:22:47,125
不行

1046
01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:01,041
你認識那個女的嗎？

1047
01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:03,458
她為什麼一直看著我們？

1048
01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:19,708
不認識

1049
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,791
-走吧
-好

1050
01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:17,250
你覺得

1051
01:24:17,333 --> 01:24:19,083
我們可以一直維持這樣

1052
01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:21,250
不要改變嗎？

1053
01:24:21,625 --> 01:24:23,208
可以啊

1054
01:24:23,291 --> 01:24:24,416
為什麼不行？

1055
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,458
你認識那個女的嗎？

1056
01:24:27,166 --> 01:24:28,750
她為什麼一直看著我們？

1057
01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:31,500
不認識

1058
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:11,083
一切都不會改變的…

1059
01:25:11,166 --> 01:25:17,250
一切都不會改變的…

1060
01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:23,333
一切都不會改變的…

1061
01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:27,666
一切都不會改變的…

1062
01:25:27,791 --> 01:25:33,750
一切都不會改變的…

1063
01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:39,375
一切都不會改變的…

1064
01:29:07,541 --> 01:29:10,083
我終於知道沒了OCD是什麼感覺

1065
01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:13,166
但我卻沒有感到開心

1066
01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:14,708
反而很害怕

1067
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:18,166
因為我知道接下來會發生什麼事情

1068
01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:21,166
醫生，有沒有可能把OCD找回來？

1069
01:29:21,416 --> 01:29:23,125
你說“找回來”是什麼意思？

1070
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:24,666
OCD可以被治療

1071
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:26,333
就表示可以再得一次啊

1072
01:29:26,416 --> 01:29:27,750
我們不想要被治好

1073
01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:29,791
這個是有可能再得一次的，對吧？

1074
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:30,875
搞什麼鬼

1075
01:29:30,958 --> 01:29:32,875
連個強迫症都不會治療

1076
01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:34,958
我們好像不是來治療的

1077
01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:36,958
怎麼會不是

1078
01:29:37,083 --> 01:29:38,083
OCD可以被治好

1079
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:39,583
就一定可以再得一次啊

1080
01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:42,625
那…我們現在要怎麼辦？

1081
01:29:42,708 --> 01:29:43,875
換一家

1082
01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:45,166
一定有那種

1083
01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:47,583
“保證得OCD無效退費”的地方吧

1084
01:29:47,666 --> 01:29:48,958
這家爛爆了

1085
01:29:52,583 --> 01:29:53,458
戀人牌

1086
01:29:53,541 --> 01:29:55,958
你將面臨一個十字路口的抉擇

1087
01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:57,708
但是基於某種限制

1088
01:29:57,791 --> 01:30:00,291
你暫時還無法享受

1089
01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:01,791
來，喝三口

1090
01:30:02,458 --> 01:30:04,000
為了停止這一切

1091
01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:05,583
我會給他承諾

1092
01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:06,958
為什麼不要再折了？

1093
01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:08,583
難道你不想變好了嗎？

1094
01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:10,083
我想變好啊

1095
01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:12,125
可是就算我沒有OCD

1096
01:30:12,291 --> 01:30:14,041
我們還是可以跟以前一樣

1097
01:30:14,125 --> 01:30:16,791
一起打掃，一起吃飯

1098
01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:19,708
一切都不會改變的

1099
01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:22,750
但他終究會看出我想出門的慾望

1100
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:24,625
也終究會放寬標準

1101
01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:26,458
這個雞肉要買雞腿肉

1102
01:30:26,541 --> 01:30:28,583
蔬菜以綠色蔬菜為主

1103
01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:32,375
走囉

1104
01:30:33,916 --> 01:30:35,875
但我不會因此滿足

1105
01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:38,416
反而會做更過分的要求

1106
01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:39,916
上班？

1107
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,750
他說我當翻譯也很久了

1108
01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:43,750
想要提拔我當編輯

1109
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:45,916
帶下面的作家跟翻譯

1110
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,583
等於變成管理職

1111
01:30:47,666 --> 01:30:50,916
基於尊重，他一定會讓我去公司上班

1112
01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,833
遇到什麼事情就打電話回來

1113
01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:53,875
我隨時都在

1114
01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:56,625
知道了，我又不是小孩子

1115
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:57,833
你第一天上班

1116
01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:59,208
我擔心你被欺負

1117
01:31:00,041 --> 01:31:00,875
來

1118
01:31:01,875 --> 01:31:02,791
走囉

1119
01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:03,791
下班記得早點回來

1120
01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:04,708
好

1121
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:06,833
-拜拜
-拜拜

1122
01:31:07,250 --> 01:31:09,791
我開始上班的時間比在家多

1123
01:31:09,916 --> 01:31:11,333
就算在家

1124
01:31:11,416 --> 01:31:13,916
兩個人也沒有太多共通的話題

1125
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,458
書展還好嗎？

1126
01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:18,333
還好

1127
01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:21,875
需要幫忙嗎？

1128
01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:23,916
這個我不太會用

1129
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:25,541
我幫你看一下

1130
01:31:25,625 --> 01:31:26,500
謝謝

1131
01:31:26,583 --> 01:31:29,291
我會在外面遇到一個更合適的對象

1132
01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:31,750
我不會告訴柏青

1133
01:31:31,833 --> 01:31:33,958
但他終究有一天會發現

1134
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:35,916
那男的是誰？

1135
01:31:36,583 --> 01:31:37,916
什麼男的？

1136
01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:40,958
我不知道你在說誰

1137
01:31:41,625 --> 01:31:43,583
和你吃飯那個男的啊

1138
01:31:44,333 --> 01:31:46,250
我全都看到了

1139
01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:49,041
我會把一切怪罪到OCD身上

1140
01:31:49,125 --> 01:31:50,958
然後逼柏青承認事實

1141
01:31:51,041 --> 01:31:52,791
從我OCD消失那一天起

1142
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:54,250
這一切就變了

1143
01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:55,666
所以我努力了啊

1144
01:31:56,375 --> 01:31:57,458
不然你以為我每天出門

1145
01:31:57,541 --> 01:31:59,500
接觸細菌是為了什麼？

1146
01:31:59,583 --> 01:32:00,666
還不是為了你

1147
01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:02,458
你是為了你自己

1148
01:32:02,541 --> 01:32:04,708
為什麼你不是看自己OCD怎麼變好

1149
01:32:04,791 --> 01:32:06,291
而是帶我去求神問卜？

1150
01:32:06,375 --> 01:32:08,041
你不知道我根本就不想要OCD嗎？

1151
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:11,250
我就是不希望我們的關係變了
就這麼簡單而已

1152
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:14,000
可是我就是變正常了

1153
01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:15,208
自然需要有正常的社交

1154
01:32:15,291 --> 01:32:16,625
正常的工作

1155
01:32:16,708 --> 01:32:18,250
正常的交往對象

1156
01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:20,583
這不是我可以選擇的

1157
01:32:23,958 --> 01:32:25,458
你說誰不正常？

1158
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,833
牛腱…牛腱可以煮什麼？

1159
01:32:30,916 --> 01:32:32,333
這感覺蠻好吃的耶

1160
01:32:33,041 --> 01:32:34,166
這個

1161
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:37,166
那男的為什麼一直看我們？

1162
01:32:38,083 --> 01:32:39,166
你認識嗎？

1163
01:32:45,166 --> 01:32:46,375
不認識

1164
01:32:48,416 --> 01:32:50,125
我終究會離開他

1165
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:53,458
放他在這小小的屋子裡自生自滅

1166
01:32:53,541 --> 01:32:57,625
一切都不會改變的…

1167
01:32:57,708 --> 01:33:00,750
你覺得我們可以一直維持這樣

1168
01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:02,500
不要改變嗎？

1169
01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:06,125
可以呀，為什麼不行？

1170
01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:09,291
不知道，總覺得沒這麼好康

1171
01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:12,833
來，打勾勾

1172
01:33:13,708 --> 01:33:14,916
勾什麼？

1173
01:33:15,125 --> 01:33:17,666
如果未來我們有任何一個人改變的話

1174
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,416
就多一種OCD

1175
01:33:20,541 --> 01:33:22,625
勾就勾啊，怕你

1176
01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:33,666
一切都不會改變的…

1177
01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:37,666
一切都不會改變的…

1178
01:33:38,666 --> 01:33:44,958
一切都不會改變的…

1179
01:33:45,916 --> 01:33:50,666
一切都不會改變的…

1180
01:34:15,416 --> 01:34:17,916
你在外面做什麼？

1181
01:34:33,458 --> 01:34:34,958
愛的時候

1182
01:34:35,041 --> 01:34:37,208
所有對方的缺點都是優點

1183
01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:39,916
不愛的時候

1184
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,333
那些缺點都將成為致命傷

1185
01:34:43,666 --> 01:34:45,083
該結束了嗎？

1186
01:34:45,916 --> 01:34:48,333
在我做這一切傷害他之前