1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,240 Wait! 4 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Dad, where is the temple? 5 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:00,840 Over there. 6 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,000 Are we gonna make it? 7 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,000 - No. - Oh, damn... 8 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,200 If anyone makes it up there, 9 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,000 they'll be reborn as angels in heaven. 10 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,760 And will be 100 times more beautiful. 11 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,600 -Really? -Really. 12 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,840 Keep chanting then. 13 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,120 Wait! Who is this broken-faced woman? 14 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,080 Never seen her before. 15 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,440 Hope she's not one of the Holy Father's wives. 16 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,600 She's mine. 17 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,800 Oh, Mother! 18 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,120 Mother, hello. 19 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,000 Your dance is so elegant. 20 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,360 Is it? Follow my lead. 21 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,720 Continue chanting, Dad. 22 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,920 Wait up! 23 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,640 -What? Are we gonna finish the ceremony? -Mother is right. 24 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,800 You guys are always late. 25 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,120 What are you wearing? 26 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,880 So matching with the ceremony theme! 27 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,560 Bucktooth. 28 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,120 Don't mock her. 29 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,160 You are no different. 30 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,880 Look like a horse eating a watermelon. 31 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,160 And having the whole thing. 32 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,640 You can continue, Dad. 33 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,840 - Can I now? - Yes, you can. 34 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,320 Such a great voice. 35 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,400 Stop! 36 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,120 Here is the way up the mountain! 37 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,640 "Only two more kilometers." 38 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,360 Are you up for this? 39 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,320 Yes... 40 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,600 Well, then... Let's go! 41 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,080 Okay, stay strong! 42 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,000 I can't. 43 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,720 Get up! 44 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,480 Don't let me fall! 45 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,279 If my feet touch the ground, I can't be ordained. 46 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,280 What's up, buddy? 47 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,480 Call me Holy Father. 48 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,760 I forgot. 49 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,040 Eaten yet? 50 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,200 - No, it's too late now. - Oh, yeah? 51 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,080 Mother will say goodbye to you now. 52 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,440 And I, your lover, will leave too. Oh, I mean wife. 53 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,280 Don't rush him, child, he is in a monastery now. 54 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,800 How about Dad? 55 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,960 Oh, he's been passed out since the foot hill. 56 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,080 I'll come to visit again. 57 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,440 Please take care of my dad. 58 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,560 Yes. 59 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,440 It's all done, everyone should leave. 60 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,560 Then I'll say goodbye. 61 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,440 Be well. 62 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,680 Please leave soon. 63 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:31,760 If the new monk and his followers would follow me to the hall, 64 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,440 I'll find you a place. 65 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,120 Yes. 66 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,840 Come, follow me. 67 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,480 You will stay here with your followers tonight. 68 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,560 All right. 69 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,280 Relax now and get some rest. 70 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,640 Yes, Father. 71 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,720 Why don't you go get the bedding? 72 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,000 Yes, Holy Father. 73 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,440 It's breezy up here. Nice and cool. 74 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,000 -I better get going. -Okay. 75 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,560 I'm taking this one. 76 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,520 - Wait, Father. - Huh? 77 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,120 Who is sleeping over there? 78 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,240 The undertaker. 79 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,800 He just died three days ago. 80 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,840 Why are you so frightened? 81 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,920 It's just a three-day-old dead body. 82 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,440 Why don't you give him a funeral? 83 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,680 How could I? There was only me in this temple. 84 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,120 Then who prepared the body? 85 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,920 -Me. -Who chanted the first night? 86 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,360 -Me. -Second night? 87 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,800 -Me. -And last night? 88 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,520 That's right, it was me. 89 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,960 Why don't you put him in the coffin? 90 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,240 Oh, Holy Father, 91 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,560 this temple is on a mountain top. Where am I going to find a coffin? 92 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,680 Holy Father! 93 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,480 Don't be frightened. 94 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,960 The body's tendons have shrunk. It's natural. 95 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,360 How do you know? Have you been dead before? 96 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,440 Yes, I, uh... 97 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,400 Are you crazy? 98 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,840 Come on, help me get him down. 99 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,800 All of you. 100 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,520 Uh, Father? 101 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,240 Holy Father! 102 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,840 It's a bit shrunk, this is natural. 103 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,680 You earn good karma for helping the dead. 104 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,120 -Mano. -Hmm? 105 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,840 -Go get your good karma. -Mmm-mmm. 106 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,240 Go. 107 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,880 Holy Father! Holy Father! 108 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,440 Help him down on the other end. 109 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,120 This is all good karma, you know. 110 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,680 He is delivering good karma. 111 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,520 Oh, Holy Father! 112 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,480 Saisin! Hurry up! 113 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,160 Easy, easy. You push the legs, and you, the head. 114 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,160 One, two, three. 115 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,640 Don't be frightened. He has just died. 116 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,640 The acid is still in his stomach. 117 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:25,760 It's natural. 118 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,880 Father, it's not about acid. 119 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,360 It's just a fart from me. 120 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,640 Farting is also natural. 121 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,520 Very well. Get some rest then. 122 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,919 Uh, Father. 123 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,720 How about the body? 124 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:41,120 It'll be in the hall. 125 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,320 No, I mean, uh... 126 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,400 What are we going to do with the body? 127 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,360 I'll leave that up to you. 128 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,000 - So heavy. - Holy Father. 129 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,120 Why are you complaining? 130 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,880 Stop being scared. There are three of us here. 131 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,600 It's so stinky. 132 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,760 Ghosts don't exist. 133 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,040 Don't be scared. 134 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,000 Holy Father. 135 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,080 Where are you going? 136 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:17,680 To keep this mortician's dead body n its place. 137 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,280 Holy Father, I think he looks familiar. 138 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,520 What are you talking about? 139 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,160 Take this. 140 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,120 Where? 141 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,720 Can you see now? 142 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,800 -Yes. -Holy Father! 143 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,520 Holy Father! 144 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,120 Holy Father, let's swap. 145 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,400 What is it with you? 146 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,760 -Mano. -Mmm? 147 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,160 I'm cold. Let's swap. 148 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,680 Ooh. What are you guys doing? 149 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,600 Shit... 150 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,440 Why do you follow me? 151 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,240 Holy Father. 152 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,240 Why did you dump me? 153 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,680 If you stayed, I wouldn't get to sleep. 154 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,640 - You should be mindful. - Hurry. 155 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,080 You know, 156 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,280 we are in the temple. 157 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,720 Why would you be scared of ghosts? 158 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,280 Brothers. 159 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,720 Hmm? 160 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,560 Brothers. 161 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,680 Why are you standing there frightened? 162 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,200 Follow me. 163 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,320 Come on, hurry. 164 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,120 What's wrong? 165 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,200 Brothers. Come closer. 166 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,280 Go, go. 167 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,600 Too close, that's too close. 168 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,760 Too close. 169 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,920 You're with a monk, why are you scared of ghosts? 170 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,040 Holy Father, he got us last night. 171 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,400 Mmm. 172 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,920 You were there too, weren't you? 173 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,080 Scary shit. 174 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,840 It was the first night, 175 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,120 he had to perform well. 176 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,440 On the following night, he'll drop. 177 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,920 He'll drop, trust me. 178 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,320 Don't be scared. 179 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,480 Follow me. 180 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,680 Brothers, please be calm. 181 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,560 How could he do that to us? 182 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,840 Holy Father. Please. 183 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,080 Holy Father! Holy Father! Holy Father! Holy Father! 184 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,560 You're a monk! Why are you scared of ghosts? 185 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,520 I'm not scared, I'm just surprised. 186 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,600 Hormone, 187 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,200 why are you giving the alms so early? 188 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,320 Not so early, it's only 5:00 a.m. 189 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480 Please. 190 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,840 Let me help. 191 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,400 Wait up. 192 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,480 Won't you give me a blessing? 193 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,680 Good luck then. 194 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,480 Sadhu! 195 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,040 Hey! 196 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,200 It's so fulfilling to be blessed by someone I love. 197 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,920 Please. 198 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,160 Folks! 199 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,520 What frightened you? 200 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,840 Hey, Saisin, why are you holding onto me? 201 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,000 I'm scared. 202 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,560 Holy Father, please. 203 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,880 Oh, Baifern. 204 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,520 Why didn't you come to the ceremony? 205 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,920 Yeah, Holy Father waited for you all day. 206 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,680 I had a feeling that he didn't want to see me. 207 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,000 -Hmm, is it true? -Is it? 208 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,920 -You didn't? -Brothers! 209 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,560 Let me give alms. 210 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,600 You keep giving me food, 211 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,720 when will the temple be rich? 212 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,480 Next time, make it a thousand, or ten thousand in cash. 213 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,080 I'm not talking to you. 214 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,360 'Cause I'm not pregnant. 215 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,480 Huh? 216 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,600 The rice... 217 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,360 Holy Father, 218 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,320 you haven't blessed me. 219 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,720 May you live long 220 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,000 and prosper. 221 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,200 It's true, isn't it? 222 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,080 Yes. 223 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,800 There, I knew it! 224 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,160 Ma'am. 225 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,160 Will I have food for today? 226 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,240 - Hey, Saisin. - What's up? 227 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,640 Have you memorized five Buddhist precepts? 228 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,840 Of course I have. 229 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,760 "First, 230 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,200 we shall not kill. But if it feels right, it's fine." 231 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,760 Second? 232 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:48,480 "We shall not steal, but if the police are chill, it's fine." 233 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,720 And the third? 234 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,560 "We shall not lie, but if you can hide, it's fine." 235 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,640 And the fourth? 236 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,920 "We shall not drink alcohol, but if we can afford all, it's fine." 237 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,320 And the fifth? 238 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,880 "We shall not commit adultery, but if their hubbies are busy... 239 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,880 It's fine." 240 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,760 -Fine, my ass! You'll end up in hell. -Leave me be. 241 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,080 Brothers! 242 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,880 You both should not joke around in the temple. 243 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,280 It's not nice. 244 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,600 -Hello. -It's me. 245 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,880 -Light bulb. -What's up, bros? 246 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,840 -First gear. -Give me beer. 247 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,840 -Second gear. -Get fear. 248 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,280 -Get a custard. -I'm a... 249 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,640 Monk. 250 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,320 -Table one. -Get it done. 251 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,520 - Table two. - Got no shoes. 252 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,600 Table eight. 253 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,880 Customers are full, Father. 254 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,720 - Chiang Mai. - Fun night. 255 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,400 I meant to ask if it's far. 256 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,840 Ah, if you finish cleaning up the hall, then go clean the temple court. 257 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,920 Okay. 258 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,280 Brothers, you are in the temple. 259 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,400 -Behave. -Yes. 260 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,240 -Where is Buddha? -In my mind. 261 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:05,400 Where is Dharma? 262 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,520 In my mind. 263 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,760 -Where are Sung and Kung? -Sarcoid is itchy. 264 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,839 But I'm not. 265 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,240 I better get going. 266 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,000 Holy Father, let me ask you this. 267 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:26,440 Why do you want to be ordained up here in this temple? 268 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,240 Jazzy! 269 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,440 Why do you do this? 270 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,040 I love you. You understand? 271 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,240 Jazzy! 272 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,120 - I do, but-- - Jazzy! 273 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,280 Oh! 274 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,720 Who is this woman? 275 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,320 - Go ahead. - How could she hold your arm? 276 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,640 There are two of them. 277 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,560 Didn't you tell her we are together? 278 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,520 I'll take a photo for Fadebook. 279 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,560 -"Facebook." -I'll call it Fadebook. 280 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,600 Are you taking a photo? 281 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,760 Take one for me. 282 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,360 Jazzy! 283 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,920 Jazzy, why are you messing around with my girl? 284 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,280 You told me you don't have a boyfriend? 285 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,400 Who? 286 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,160 Who is your girlfriend? 287 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,160 -There, Hormone. -Huh? 288 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,160 -This shorty? -Yeah. 289 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,480 Leave me alone! 290 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,760 I like Jazzy because he is handsome. 291 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,200 You don't have the look. You wish you did. 292 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,760 -You want to plus my friend? -Let's multiply them. 293 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,760 Calm down. 294 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,880 Don't you worry. 295 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,040 Up you go. 296 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,000 Jazzy, you should stay out of this. 297 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,080 Thanks for asking. My body needs the exercise. 298 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,880 You'll know I'm not easy. 299 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,160 Jazzy! 300 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,880 Jazzy, help him! 301 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,840 Let me go! 302 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,960 What now? 303 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,040 Do you know that what you did is bad? 304 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,640 I do now. 305 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,800 What I did was the rage of a teenager. 306 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,160 Hmm. 307 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,880 So you became a monk to run away? 308 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,880 It's not like that. 309 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,440 Why do you tell me this? 310 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,760 It's a ballad. 311 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,240 I became a monk 312 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,960 because I impregnated my girlfriends. 313 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,200 You ran away from a woman. 314 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,200 -Only because of a pregnant woman-- -Two. 315 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,800 -You have two girlfriends? -Three. 316 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,040 Oi. 317 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,920 - Hey. - Hey. 318 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,800 It's 5:00 a.m. again. 319 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,040 Please. 320 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,960 Holy Father, uh... 321 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,120 I have a question for you. 322 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:39,920 What is it? 323 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,240 Well... 324 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:48,480 If you weren't a monk, and we were both in love... 325 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,600 If one day I should die, 326 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,320 what would you do? 327 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,800 I would become a monk. 328 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,520 So dedicated to love. 329 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,680 Why would you? 330 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,760 Because I pray for that to happen. 331 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,560 You are funny. 332 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,720 May you live long 333 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,520 and prosper. 334 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,120 For love to be happy, 335 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,720 it needs power. 336 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,040 Just a little more, my child. 337 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,600 Daddy! 338 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,880 You summoned me here. 339 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,520 - What can I do for you? - Mmm. 340 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,160 I just want to ask you 341 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,840 how has it been since you arrived? 342 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,720 It's quite high up here. 343 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,000 It's quite cold. 344 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,040 I don't mean that. 345 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,120 I mean, what have you learned here? 346 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,360 Oh. 347 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,200 I get to feed the dogs. 348 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,040 And ring the bell in the evenings. 349 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:12,760 There, I think your mind is not peaceful enough. 350 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,280 I will send you to study in Bangkok. 351 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,520 Bangkok! 352 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,160 - Really, Bangkok? - Yes. 353 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,480 What do you think? 354 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,280 -I agree. -Hmm? 355 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,320 How can you answer without giving it a thought? 356 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,080 Oh, Holy Father will-- 357 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,720 When do you want me to go? 358 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,320 -Now. -Right now? 359 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,880 Now. You go pack up, and travel in two days. 360 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,720 Yes, Father. 361 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,840 When you are in Bangkok, 362 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,760 you should be careful. 363 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,720 You can't cross here. 364 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,080 You should consider everything you do. 365 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,480 There are a lot of people in Bangkok. You should blend in with locals. 366 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,680 You won't be tricked or embarrassed. 367 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,840 Yes, Holy Father. 368 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,680 -Uh, ma'am. -Yes? 369 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,040 Where is Victory Monument? 370 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,360 This is Victory Monument. 371 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,040 Uh, Father Thep said when we arrive, 372 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,560 we have to take bus number eight. 373 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,640 Hmm. 374 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,600 Can you see if bus number eight has arrived? 375 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,960 Here, 28. Holy Father, hurry. 376 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,320 Brothers, you can't get on 28 or 38. 377 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,640 - How about 18? - Not even 18. 378 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,360 Father said only number eight. Don't forget, eight. 379 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,680 - Eight? - Eight. 380 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,720 -Eight? -Eight. 381 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,800 -Eight? -Eight. 382 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,880 -Eight? -Eight. 383 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,480 Brothers, wait. 384 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,920 It sounds weird now. 385 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,560 Holy Father, there it is. 386 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,280 Get on. 387 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,280 Why such a hurry? 388 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,600 Mano, don't push me. 389 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,160 Mano, move away. Ouch! 390 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,720 Give me another shot before I get off? 391 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,040 What's with bus number eight? 392 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,920 Swinging from left to right! 393 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,720 Our guts flying at one point. 394 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,120 We were close to death. 395 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,200 Where are we? 396 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,320 I don't know. We just got off. 397 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,440 Hey, boy! 398 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,040 - Holy Father! - Let's go! 399 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,320 Holy Father! 400 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,520 Holy Father! 401 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,080 - Holy Father! - He runs faster than me. 402 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,080 Holy Father! Holy Father! 403 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,960 Stop! 404 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,320 Holy Father! 405 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,200 You are a monk, you're supposed to be solemn. 406 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,640 Let us deal with this. 407 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,920 - Hurry up. - Stop! 408 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,920 Mano, hurry up. Catch him! 409 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,920 Is this Yoshi, the Internet idol? 410 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,600 Mano! 411 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,040 Net idol! 412 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,320 You're adorable. 413 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,120 - Can I shake your hand? - Me, too. 414 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,000 Brothers, where? 415 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,200 Here. 416 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,440 No, brother. 417 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,320 The guy who took my bag, where is he? 418 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,280 Where has he gone? 419 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,400 He's gone. 420 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,240 Why'd you stop? Why didn't you go after him? 421 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,440 I couldn't catch up. 422 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,720 Goodbye, Holy Father. 423 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,640 Bye-bye. 424 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,000 - She smiled at me. - Me too. 425 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,080 Holy Father, that is a Net idol! 426 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,320 Dol! Dol, dol, dol, dol! 427 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,480 There's no way this will slip. 428 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,120 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 429 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,600 - There's no way this will slip! - Dol, dol, dol, dol! 430 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,240 They'll all wake up. 431 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,880 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 432 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,960 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 433 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,040 -Are you going? -There. 434 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,160 Holy Father! 435 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,200 There's no way this will slip! Dol, dol, dol! 436 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,520 There's no way this will slip! Dol, dol, dol! 437 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,480 Father Thep sent you here, right? 438 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,440 Yes. 439 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,840 And what's your name, Brother Jazz? 440 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,720 It's Jazz, Father. 441 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,360 Oh, I hear that you've come to study. 442 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,520 -Yes. -Good. 443 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,640 Keep studying, and you'll understand the Buddhist teachings 444 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,000 and gain reason. 445 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,400 We help each other here. 446 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,880 But don't work too hard. We have the followers for that. 447 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,920 Father, he has just arrived and must be tired. 448 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,840 Don't let him do anything yet. 449 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,720 Very well. 450 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,240 This is Brother Jongruay. 451 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,680 This is Brother TeeTee. 452 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,240 They will be your mentors. 453 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,440 Uh, well, then... 454 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,960 Tom and Somboy, you go arrange the room 455 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,840 for Brother Jazz and his followers, 456 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,080 so Brother Jazz can relax. 457 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,360 I remembered, Father. 458 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,320 We took bus number eight to get here. 459 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,000 There are many paths to this temple. 460 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,360 -Then I should leave. -Be well. 461 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,000 Ah, go, go, go. 462 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,800 Holy Father, please. 463 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,160 Greetings, Holy Father. 464 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,880 New monk from the suburbs? 465 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,320 Yes. 466 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,120 In this temple, there are only city monks. 467 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,480 Get that, y'all? 468 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,720 Be focused. 469 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,000 Don't be disobedient. 470 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,360 We don't despise you. 471 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,800 Well, some of us. 472 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,760 This way, Holy Father. 473 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,920 Let's go. 474 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,360 Not you, I meant Brother Jazz. 475 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,400 Hey, you should have told me. 476 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,800 Your accent humiliated us. 477 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,280 In front of the new monk... 478 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Father. 479 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,920 So that millionaire who wants to market official Chaiyo temple amulets, 480 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,680 -will you sign the agreement for it? -Well... 481 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,440 Will you sign it or not? 482 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,280 Uh... 483 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,440 -Well, Father-- -You don't have to worry. 484 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,400 I haven't said anything yet. 485 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,000 The abbot is worried that they'll not do it correctly. 486 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,840 Don't worry, Holy Father. 487 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,920 Once Mr. Oot sells the amulets, he'll donate all the money. 488 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,040 We can use it to support our religion. 489 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,920 Build a beautiful temple hall. 490 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,000 If you forbid everything, when will we have a jet? 491 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,640 You're thinking that far ahead? 492 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,680 Will you forbid this? 493 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,960 Will you sign the agreement? 494 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:49,520 I think you should do what you think is appropriate. 495 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,880 Just don't ruin the temple's reputation. 496 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,840 If that's all, we should be going. 497 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,240 - Oh! - Father, watch out. 498 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,640 I wasn't looking. 499 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,400 Jazzy, I'm pregnant! 500 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,280 Two months. 501 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,960 Jazzy, when did you sleep with her? 502 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,400 Uh, yeah. 503 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,040 Jazzy! 504 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,520 So you'll pick Baifern and LoveSick? You can't. 505 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,920 I'm pregnant! 506 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,960 Three months, four days, five hours, 507 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,080 20 minutes, 15 seconds pregnant. 508 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,360 Yes, I can confirm. 509 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,720 Are you all right? 510 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,880 Should I just kill it? It has no father. 511 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,440 -Kill it? -Yeah! 512 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,840 Don't worry. 513 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,080 I'm four months pregnant! 514 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,480 Jazz! 515 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,800 So early. 516 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,040 Holy Father, please. 517 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,520 Buddha is in your chest, hell is in your heart. 518 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,320 Holy Father, 519 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,600 Buddha is not in the chest. Heaven is. 520 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,840 Let's pretend that I didn't say it. 521 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,360 - It's good to dress like this in temple... - Holy Father! 522 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,640 Not! 523 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,360 You should dress more appropriately. 524 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,160 If you dress like this, the monks will get-- 525 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,520 Holy Father! 526 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,800 Upset the whole temple. 527 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:52,760 May you live long and prosper. 528 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,960 Holy Father, please. 529 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,800 Yeah, dress appropriately like this. 530 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,720 Like beach balls! 531 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,040 The lid! 532 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,040 Sorry. 533 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,480 Holy Father, please. 534 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,760 You don't have to hurry. 535 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,920 Yes, I do. How can I not? 536 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,480 Are you sure? 537 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,640 -Sure, Holy Father. -Sure? 538 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,920 -I'm afraid I'll be late for breakfast. -You'll make it. 539 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,720 I don't know what time it is. 540 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,440 Wait, Holy Father. 541 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,640 I think we're lost. 542 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,840 Lost what? 543 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,280 I told you, I've been here before. 544 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,800 -Who are you talking to? -To you, shithead. 545 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,600 Sorry. Forgot. 546 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,560 I know we're friends, but you have to respect the yellow robe. 547 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,440 - Okay, okay. - Follow me, stupid. 548 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,040 I think you shouldn't follow me. 549 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,200 Can you try the GPRS? 550 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,080 Oh, we are so lost. 551 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,000 Why are you in the mood to listen to RS records? 552 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,560 It's called GPRS, asshole. 553 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,240 -You are an asshole. -You are! 554 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,240 -You are an asshole. -You are! 555 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,840 Brothers. 556 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,760 Can you see if I look like an asshole? 557 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,680 Enough with this, you assholes. Turn it on, hurry up. 558 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,280 - Start navigating. - We go here? 559 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,880 -Straight ahead. -Okay, straight and left. 560 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,040 At the intersection, turn left. 561 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,880 At the intersection, turn left. 562 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,480 Go. 563 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,200 -And turn right. -And turn right. 564 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,960 - Go straight. - How's it going? 565 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,160 - Go straight. - Come on, Holy Father. 566 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240 It's 1:00 p.m. now. 567 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,480 To the main road. 568 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,320 To the main road. 569 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,640 -Take one step back. -Take one step back. 570 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,560 -Lift right leg. -Lift right leg. 571 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,440 -And turn right. -And turn right. 572 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,480 -And go straight. -And go straight. 573 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,800 Go straight. 574 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,400 -Go straight. -It said to go straight. 575 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,000 -Go straight. -Don't be dumb. 576 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,360 Go a bit left. 577 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,800 Are you gonna walk into the post? 578 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,280 We aren't spirits. Hurry up! 579 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,080 -I told you to go straight. -Go straight. 580 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,560 You dumbass. 581 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,120 -You've reached your destination. -You are here. 582 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,880 Goodbye. 583 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,960 It's the same place. 584 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,120 Oh, put your phone away. 585 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:10,360 -You are stupid. -You're stupid. 586 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,520 You are! You are! 587 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,239 -Enough, both of you. -You are! 588 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,800 Both of you are stupid. 589 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,400 GPRS is bad. 590 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,639 Give it to me. 591 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,920 Take it to the rehabilitation center. 592 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,040 Why? 593 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,120 Your phone has "Edge" the whole way. 594 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,560 Hurry up. 595 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,080 - Go! - Hey, Holy Father. 596 00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:32,679 We left the temple at 5:00 a.m. 597 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,960 Returned at 2:00 p.m. 598 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,080 We're doomed. 599 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,719 I missed both breakfast and lunch. 600 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,199 Don't worry, Holy Father. 601 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,800 You can have anything starting with "Ma." 602 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,239 Maprao, coconut? 603 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,080 -Yes, but not if it's the filling. -Mango? 604 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,639 Sure, but also not the filling. 605 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,080 So what will be filling? 606 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,400 Ma Prao Moo Krob, stir-fry pork with basil. 607 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,760 Ma Nha Nam Marn Hoy, stir-fry veggie with oyster sauce. 608 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,080 It's not funny, I'm getting stressed. 609 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,040 Ma-Nhom-Jeen-Kaeng-Keaw-Wan, noodle curry. 610 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,840 Hmm. What's wrong, Holy Father? 611 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,760 It's your Ma-Prao-Moo-Krob. 612 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,200 Ma-Nha-Nam-Marn-Hoy. 613 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,520 Ma-Nhom-Jeen-Kaeng-Keaw-Wan. 614 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,480 Ma-Moo-Trok-Soong. 615 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,200 Ma-Yen-Ta-Fo. 616 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,240 He's very hungry. 617 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,320 May you live... 618 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,080 long... 619 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,200 and prosper. 620 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,360 What is it with him? 621 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,440 He's a monk. 622 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,640 Holy Father is receiving alms. Why did you fart? 623 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,840 No, it was you. 624 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,360 Yeah, I did. 625 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,000 Again? 626 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,600 - What? - The first one was just right. 627 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,520 The second one, go to shit! 628 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,040 Shit. 629 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,840 Whatever you are giving, put it all in. 630 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,840 My followers can't hold it anymore. 631 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,920 Faster. 632 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,120 May you live long and prosper. 633 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,040 -Hmm! -That last gas bomb... 634 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,680 - Motorbike! - Holy Father. 635 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,840 To the temple... 636 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,320 That, that, that temple! 637 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,360 That temple? Which one? 638 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,920 That one on the left. 639 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,600 -Left at this traffic light? -Yes. 640 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,200 There are three temples. 641 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,160 The first one is kind of small. 642 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,160 And there is the middle one. The last one is large. 643 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,360 Are you going S-M-L? 644 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,400 Well, the one with the toilet. 645 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,600 Toilet? 646 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,840 What are you going to do? 647 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,400 What are monks going to do in the toilet? 648 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,880 To take a shit, I need a toilet! 649 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,440 -Is that okay? -Shit? 650 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,320 -Yeah. -Why didn't you tell me? 651 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,520 You're slow. 652 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,160 Why didn't you just say you wanted to take a shit? 653 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,720 Whatever temple, up to you. As you wish. 654 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,440 -Let's go! -Wait up! 655 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,320 Why such a hurry? 656 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,600 -Hey! What are we going to do? -Hey! 657 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,680 I'm so lucky, Holy Father. 658 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,840 This is my first day. 659 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,840 My first customer is a monk. 660 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,000 They say it's a blessing. 661 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,920 You sitting on my motorbike, 662 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,240 it's like I am blessed by holy water. 663 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,680 -I'm so happy. -How could you think this way 664 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,440 Back then, you know... 665 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,840 I... 666 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,400 I never killed an ant, never slapped a mosquito. 667 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,680 But I made a mistake. 668 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,640 That guy was teasing my wife. 669 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,760 So I stabbed him eight times. 670 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,920 Who knows? He could be dead. 671 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,120 Have you never talked to anyone? Have you been slapped by a monk? 672 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,600 What did you just say? 673 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,040 Uh... nothing. 674 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,360 Are you in a hurry? You better ride it yourself. 675 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,960 Hmm? 676 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,080 Holy Father, I have killed a man. 677 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,360 What should I do? 678 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,160 Take me to take a shit. 679 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,000 Oh! Oh, yeah, you want to take a shit! 680 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,360 One moment! 681 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,000 Didn't you know this a long time ago? 682 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,840 You are very spontaneous. 683 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,720 Coming, it's coming! 684 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,120 Holy Father, my head. 685 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,880 -Let me look ahead. -Brother! 686 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,840 Holy Father, wait a second! 687 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,160 Oh! 688 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,840 Ah, Brother Jazz. 689 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,560 You've come back early today. 690 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,160 -You don't get lost anymore. -Ah. 691 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,160 That's right. 692 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,000 Do you smell something? 693 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,240 Smells like a sour bamboo shoot curry. 694 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,440 What is that? 695 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,960 -Fermented bamboo shoot. -Mmm. 696 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,360 There must be Cha-om in it. 697 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,720 -Cha-om, what's that? -Acacia. 698 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,680 Oh, city monk. 699 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,040 Let's have breakfast. 700 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,920 Can you smell it? 701 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,760 Do you have a bad nose? 702 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,240 Let's do it at the same time. 703 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:44,800 One, two... 704 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,880 It's all in my alms? 705 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,600 So, what is it? 706 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,880 It couldn't be fermented bamboo shoot. 707 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,160 I think it's rotten pumpkin. 708 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,640 I smell nothing. 709 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,520 Holy Father! 710 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,760 Holy Father! 711 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,320 Holy Father, wake up. 712 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,320 Are you all right? 713 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,440 -I'm okay. -Okay, Holy Father. 714 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,760 Holy Father. 715 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,920 Holy Father! Holy Father. 716 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,960 -Stay calm. -Help him. 717 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,720 Holy Father! 718 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,680 Holy Father! 719 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,480 You didn't wait for us. 720 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,640 Are you done taking a shit? 721 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,520 Brother, quiet. 722 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,000 You shit your robe? 723 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,600 Quiet, Mano! 724 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,640 They'll all know he shit his robe! 725 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,320 Which one? 726 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,200 Brothers, do you think it's beautiful up here? 727 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,880 Very much. 728 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,080 - You don't think it's too much? - Too much? 729 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,760 To see a beautiful place, it's worth it. 730 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,240 No, I mean how you dress up. It's too much. 731 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,680 It's not. 732 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,560 Back home, this is nothing. 733 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,640 Bangkok people dress like this. 734 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,120 It's in style. 735 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,000 Style! 736 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,200 Holy Father, whose residence is that? 737 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,360 So many people going in and out. 738 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,480 Please come in, hello. 739 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,280 We are not like that. 740 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,720 Please come in. 741 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,120 I'm sorry, Holy Father. 742 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,200 Master Sung and Kung don't allow temple residents. 743 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,320 That's right. 744 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,800 -Brothers? -Yes. 745 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,120 Did you hear that? 746 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,360 If they don't allow us, we should go back. 747 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,520 -Let's go. -Where are you going? 748 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,400 Hey! 749 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,880 Well, I am going back to my residence. 750 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,800 Yours is over there. 751 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,600 I'm going to take a detour there. 752 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,640 Please, Holy Father. 753 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,880 Be well. 754 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,160 - Hello, please come inside. - Hello. 755 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,440 At night, at Holy Father Sung and Kung's residence, 756 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,680 why are there so many people? 757 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,680 Not only at nighttime. 758 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,600 There are always people in there. 759 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,560 Both day and night. 760 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,560 You want to know why? 761 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,400 Tomorrow, 762 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,000 I'll take you there. 763 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,160 You made the right decision to come to me. 764 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,840 Your husband will come back within five to seven days. 765 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,080 Just wait. 766 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,720 That is some holy shit! 767 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,920 Will you keep it together? 768 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,680 Chin down. 769 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,840 People are so blind. 770 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,280 -Brother. -Brother. 771 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,520 You can't say that. 772 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,120 People are different. Each has individual thoughts. 773 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,320 -Brother-- -Brother. 774 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,720 -Listen to him. -Okay. 775 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,040 I'm not talking. 776 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,120 Stick out your tongue. 777 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,160 More. 778 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,840 More. 779 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,760 A lot more. 780 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,200 -And no wagging. -Okay. 781 00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,840 Has anyone used tongue on you? 782 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,040 Yes. 783 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,520 -Who did? -Kik. 784 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,880 -Clearer. -Kik. Kik. 785 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,880 -Master Kik? Oh! -Yeah. 786 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,600 -This time is the real deal. -Holy Father. 787 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,160 That is LoveSick. 788 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,840 Stick your tongue out. 789 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,920 That can't be her. 790 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,240 LoveSick! 791 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,200 Huh? 792 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,520 Oh, Holy Father! 793 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,680 Holy Father! 794 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,520 Stop. 795 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,840 Get out of this body. 796 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,040 I'm not a ghost. 797 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,960 Who is this? 798 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,040 My ex-wife. 799 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,120 Did you run away from your wife? 800 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,000 I didn't run. I came here voluntarily. 801 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,880 I'm sorry I didn't go to your ceremony. 802 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,720 I had to come to study here. 803 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,600 How is the baby? 804 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,640 Huh? Whose baby? 805 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,960 You told me that you were pregnant, didn't you? 806 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,680 He's kicking! Now that his daddy is here, he's kicking hard. 807 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,400 -Ma'am. -Yes? 808 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,160 What are you doing here? 809 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,200 I'm here for gold charming face. 810 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,400 For who? 811 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,320 - For you. - Hmm? 812 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,680 Ah, no. For my friend. 813 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,680 Her husband doesn't sleep with her much. She asked me to do this. 814 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,560 How is the baby? 815 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,040 He's kicking hard! 816 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,440 I think you should go back over there before you get kicked harder. 817 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,000 By you? 818 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,920 No, the baby will kick you harder. 819 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,080 Father, I think we should leave. 820 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,200 It feels like we are talking to Iron Man. 821 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,120 Holy Father. Holy Father! 822 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,080 Holy Father, don't go! Holy Father! 823 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,600 - Ma'am. - Huh? 824 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,040 Come for tongue ritual. 825 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,160 Yes. 826 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,320 Let's check out the chicks next to the temple. 827 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,640 Yoshi. Yoshi. 828 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,560 Brothers. 829 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,800 Good morning, Holy Father. 830 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,040 -Where are you going? -We're going to check... 831 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,680 Going for a walk. 832 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,080 -Anything I can help you with? -It's okay. 833 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,000 Oh. Do you sweep the ground here every day? 834 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,720 Yes. The weather is nice here. 835 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,760 Monks and novices should be all united. 836 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,240 There are four principles. 837 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,920 First is kindness. 838 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,000 Kindness is love. 839 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,600 - Loving-kindness. - Uh... 840 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,200 -Holy Father. -Yes, Holy Father? 841 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,320 What is love? 842 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,320 There are many meanings in the mundane world. 843 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,560 Love is like a fart. 844 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,680 You can't see it, 845 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,760 but you know it's there. 846 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,720 -Mano. -What? 847 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,520 Internet idol! 848 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,200 Yoshi. 849 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,760 She is so cute. 850 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,120 -Hey! -Why are you pulling me? 851 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,240 We can't let girls see us like this. 852 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,600 Look at us. 853 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,880 Two is compassion. 854 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,600 To feel empathy, 855 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,520 so people are free from suffering, ignorance, 856 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,720 greed, anger, and infatuation. 857 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,040 Greedy people, they kill. Brothers, sisters, they kill. Right? 858 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,840 Record him. 859 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,920 What? There's only 1,600. 860 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,200 Put it away. 861 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,720 Damn it! 862 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,920 You thought of leaving the monkhood? 863 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,280 I'm waiting for soldiers to come by. 864 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,200 Why are you waiting for soldiers? 865 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,080 So I can come with them. 866 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,560 Suzuki Gixxer 2007, 1,000 CC. 867 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,520 Four cylinders, Bambo pump. 868 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,720 Titanium exhaust pipe, thunder print Pirelli tires. 869 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,160 Price, 300,000 and up. 870 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,800 Yamaha Filano. 871 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,320 Automatic, 125 CC, 872 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,440 fuel injection system. There must be six of them. 873 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,440 Why so? 874 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,640 -Ya-Ma-Ha, not five. -Gotcha! 875 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,840 - Honda CBR. - This is a harvesting truck. 876 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,120 Not a harvesting truck, it's a police bike. 877 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,560 They use it for harvesting bribes. 878 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,320 Holy Father, please bless us. 879 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,240 May you live long and... 880 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,680 prosper. 881 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,160 Does anyone know the word krob krua in English? 882 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,600 Holy Father Jazz. 883 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,600 Battery. 884 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,160 -It's "family." -Yes. 885 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,040 Sit down. 886 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,840 If you didn't stand up, nobody would know you're not smart. 887 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,840 "Family" is krob krua. 888 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,680 Do you know the abbreviation? 889 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,120 There is an acronym for "family." 890 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,400 It is, 891 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,680 "Father And Mother I Love You." 892 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,680 Children who are grateful towards parents, 893 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,040 they are real angels. 894 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,920 Holy Father. 895 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,640 -Holy Father, please. -Baifern. 896 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,000 Holy Father, please. 897 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,720 Are you giving alms, Baifern? 898 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,840 I'm here, right? 899 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,120 Who is that? 900 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,200 Who? 901 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,040 - My cousin. - Just make it clear. 902 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,560 Just make it clear. 903 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,600 He is my cousin. 904 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,720 From upcountry. So we stay together. 905 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,680 - How could you do this? - Determined. 906 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,960 You bring him to give the alms? 907 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,840 - Gutsy. - Do you know what Holy Father will think? 908 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,800 Strong. 909 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,040 If you'd do this, why don't you just get naked and kiss him here? 910 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,280 - Can I? - Let's get done with this! 911 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,080 - Hello. - Don't look suspicious. 912 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,240 Hello. Hello. 913 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,360 Hello. 914 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,520 Hey! 915 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,680 Who are you? 916 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,600 -We are friends. -We're friends. 917 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,080 -Get out. Leave now. -Goodbye. 918 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,600 Wait! That way. Go now. 919 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,640 Saisin, I won't give up so easily. 920 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,720 -I have to go inside this school! -Mmm. 921 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,800 You should go on a diet. 922 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,200 -Hello. -Wait. 923 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,760 What class are you in? 924 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,400 -I'm in Grade 12 Room 5. -Yes. 925 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,640 You don't look familiar. 926 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:42,200 You don't look familiar either. 927 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,000 All right, get in line. 928 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,720 - Yes! - Huh? 929 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,800 -What's wrong? -I don't feel very well. 930 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,760 May you live long and... 931 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,440 prosper. 932 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,560 Are you doing well? 933 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,360 I am. 934 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,640 And you? 935 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,880 I'm fine. 936 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,560 And... 937 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,000 -What's your name? -No, sir. 938 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,520 -Tono? -No, it's Nino. 939 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,480 Holy Father! 940 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,000 Here. 941 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,160 Hello, Holy Father. 942 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,680 I thought you were alone. 943 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,160 Unbelievable. 944 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,440 There are holy threads in the temple, 945 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,400 and there is a big Buddha. 946 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,920 You shouldn't be able to get in. 947 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,600 Hey! I'm not an angel. 948 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,000 I mean a ghost. 949 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,600 Foul mouth. 950 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,160 Yours is a nice shade of red. 951 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,440 Want to get more red? 952 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,440 Isn't this beautiful enough? 953 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,520 I can give you a couple blows, 954 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,760 I'm feeling like hitting someone. 955 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,960 -Why do you mess with Saisin and Mano? -Yeah. 956 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,360 It's nothing to do with you being seniors. 957 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,080 Want a fight? 958 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,640 -Are you challenging me? -Yeah. 959 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,560 You're juniors, don't you talk shit. 960 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,360 A bit overconfident? You should know who comes first. 961 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,240 Come on, bring it on. 962 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,200 What are you gonna do? 963 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,320 - Get away. - Kill them! 964 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,720 -Go get Holy Father. Go! -Yeah. 965 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,880 Stop fighting! 966 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,080 Holy Father. 967 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,880 Holy Father, there's a problem! 968 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,520 -What problem? -Hurry up, Holy Father! 969 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,760 -Brother... -Hurry up, we'll be too late. 970 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,000 Calm down! 971 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:51,960 -Holy Father. -Girls! 972 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,400 -Girls! -Holy Father, stop them! 973 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,360 -I can't! -Let's go! 974 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,320 - I'm a monk. - They'll all get hurt! 975 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,720 -Girls, stop! -Holy Father, stop them! 976 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,160 Are you crazy? I'm a monk. 977 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,520 I can't touch women. 978 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,720 What are you gonna do? Huh? 979 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,360 You want it? 980 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,400 Tell them, brother. 981 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,560 I said don't get into a fight! 982 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,200 I said stop! 983 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,120 This is getting out of control. 984 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,560 I'm a monk. 985 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,440 Who? 986 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,480 -I'm sorry. -What should we do? 987 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,360 What now, brother? 988 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,080 Seriously, what are they fighting about? 989 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,880 They are fighting for men. 990 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,480 -Who? -Both of us. 991 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,120 Handsome, huh? 992 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,400 And why are those two fighting? 993 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,040 - For a man. - Who, Holy Father? 994 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,320 For me. 995 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,160 Holy Father, your dad texted you. 996 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,320 Are you sure? 997 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,680 Yeah, look. 998 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,240 The ID is "Deung Dao Dao Deuk Deuk." 999 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,440 Deung Dao Dao Deuk Deuk. 1000 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,280 That's him, what did he say? 1001 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,000 He said... 1002 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,440 He's coming to Bangkok for the upcoming Songkran festival. 1003 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,800 - Oh, that's soon. - Yeah. 1004 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,400 -Send him a reply. -I'm sending it. 1005 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,040 "Come on over." 1006 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,720 Oh. 1007 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,720 Holy Father. 1008 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,320 Bad connection, it didn't go through. 1009 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,520 Oh. 1010 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:36,680 Saisin, 1011 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,640 why don't you ask the abbot what the Wi-Fi password is? 1012 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,440 Go yourself. I'm playing games. 1013 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,560 I'm chatting for Holy Father here. 1014 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,360 -You go yourself. -Come on, hurry up. 1015 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,480 - I'm playing games. - Brothers. 1016 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,520 What are you doing, Holy Father? 1017 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,160 Our temple's Wi-Fi. 1018 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,080 "Holy Father 4G Temple." 1019 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,160 Great. 1020 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,760 And tell Dad that I would like him to come. 1021 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,400 Okay, I'll tell him now. 1022 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,920 Battery is dead. 1023 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,640 Mano, the battery is dead. 1024 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,760 Do you have a spare one? Let me borrow it. 1025 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,160 -Yeah, I'll get it for you. -Thank you so much. 1026 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:48,960 Mano. 1027 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,200 -I told you to get the spare battery. -Hmm. 1028 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,000 Why did you bring a car battery? 1029 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,440 Here is the battery. 1030 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,000 I can't charge, there's no cable! 1031 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,040 I have one. Here. 1032 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,360 - But how do I... - Easy. 1033 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,320 Here, 1034 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,400 here, 1035 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,040 here, 1036 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,560 and... 1037 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,320 -Here. -Hey, it works! 1038 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,040 Holy Father, thank you. 1039 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,720 Hey, now, not too much. 1040 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,280 Well... 1041 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,760 Come get your blessing. 1042 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,360 -Pay off your parents' debts. -Ooh. 1043 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,200 Tak, there are so many people. 1044 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,840 Feed them well for good luck. 1045 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,440 Feed them poorly, you'll get bad luck. 1046 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,120 - Turn it off. - Listen up. 1047 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,560 Don't be blind about angel dolls. 1048 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,800 You better be blind about me. Oi. 1049 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,120 -Master, hello. -Hello! 1050 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,200 Takky, Pecky. 1051 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,360 Why don't you leave your shoes down there? 1052 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,600 What? Don't be ridiculous! How could we? 1053 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,080 You can't trust people these days. 1054 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,920 Two pairs last time. 1055 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,840 - Lost? - No, I took them. 1056 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:21,520 Father, I'm here for another blessing. 1057 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,520 Baby, give me good luck. 1058 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,320 Let me go back with triple luck. 1059 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:30,280 And I'll take you around the world in first class. 1060 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,400 Well, what can I do for you? 1061 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:37,280 You named her last time, but it sounds weird. 1062 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,160 People call her "Pussy, Pussy." 1063 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,240 Someone calls her "Little Pussy." Not nice. Can you rename her? 1064 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,800 Ah. Let me have a look. 1065 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,120 Give it to me. 1066 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,920 Little Pussy, go to Father. 1067 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,520 Be careful. 1068 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,400 Oh... 1069 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,520 Little Pussy, huh? 1070 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,480 Hmm. Change it to... 1071 00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,960 Big Pussy. 1072 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,960 Big Pussy? 1073 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,080 Oh! Mr. Oot. 1074 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,960 Hello, Father. 1075 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,840 Everybody, 1076 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,560 that is all for today. 1077 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,760 We're closing. 1078 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,320 Go, hurry up. 1079 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:20,960 Mr. Oot is here. 1080 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,480 Don't get lost. 1081 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,400 Go ahead. Go, go. 1082 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,800 Mr. Oot, please. 1083 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,880 Please, take a seat. Please, sit down. 1084 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,600 Welcome. 1085 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,920 Father, I didn't know you had a pet pug. 1086 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,280 Or is it a toad to catch flies? 1087 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,480 You should go back. 1088 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,400 We've waited too long. It takes a lot of effort to meet with you! 1089 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,880 He made an effort to meet me too. 1090 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,240 Father, 1091 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,200 -we are your VIP customers. -Kung? 1092 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,920 We should be privileged. 1093 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,840 But Mr. Oot is a platinum member. 1094 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,440 Platinum, my ass! 1095 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,360 Look at him. Looks like he fell from a ten-story building. 1096 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,400 Come on, you should go back. Or do you want me to beg you? 1097 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,240 What, Father? 1098 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,440 Do you know how much we donate? It's uncountable. 1099 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,000 - What you sit on is-- - Father. 1100 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,920 What, is your face stiff? 1101 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,400 Too much Botox? 1102 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,200 You only keep saying "Father." 1103 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,400 You're like a Furby. 1104 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,640 Stop now! 1105 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,960 He gave such a large donation! 1106 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,880 The ordination hall, the roof, everything is his donation. 1107 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,520 Without him, how could I stay? 1108 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,320 Without a donor like Mr. Oot, I couldn't stay! 1109 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,880 You want a fight? We donate every time we come! 1110 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,440 This box is our donation, the money! 1111 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,960 I had your seat ordered, the Buddha's stand! 1112 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,560 And the ivory, the lanterns. What do you think, Tak? 1113 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,320 All the dogs here, 1114 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,240 -I donated them! -Hey! 1115 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,280 Stop, you stop! 1116 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,000 When you have celebrations, 1117 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,400 the drunken dancing guys, 1118 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,040 it's me who put them there! 1119 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,760 Without drunken guys, it wouldn't be a celebration! 1120 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,960 - Yeah! - Shut up! 1121 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,280 -Girlfriend, you kick ass! -Really? 1122 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,360 Attagirl. Don't leave your angel doll. 1123 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,560 I forgot. 1124 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,240 You, shut up. 1125 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,400 I'm telling you, I'm a very rich guy. 1126 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,040 I want to tell you all that I'm very rich. 1127 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,680 Rich from Chiang Mai to Bangkok. 1128 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,880 I tell you, my dad is rich, my mom is rich. 1129 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,200 I earn in one month as much as you do in your whole life. 1130 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,280 I can tell you that! 1131 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,840 Everything, I donate the seats-- 1132 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,160 Shut up! 1133 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,240 Didn't you see the rag when you came in? 1134 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,520 All the rags, I donated! 1135 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,080 You should know that! 1136 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,880 Aren't we great, huh? Aren't we? 1137 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,920 -So great-- -That's enough. 1138 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,520 If these two hags won't leave, 1139 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,560 will you talk to me outside? 1140 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,760 Uh... 1141 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,400 Take it off. 1142 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,720 Calm down. 1143 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,720 I have to apologize. 1144 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,080 What about the favor I asked you? 1145 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,280 Don't worry about that. I'm on it. 1146 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,080 I don't see Holy Father Sung. Where is he? 1147 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,400 He is trying to persuade the abbot to approve your project. 1148 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,320 Mmm. 1149 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,760 Don't just goof off all day. 1150 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,640 So they can't blame us. 1151 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,920 - Over there. - Where? 1152 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,320 Holy Father. 1153 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,280 -Oh. -Oh, gold damn it! 1154 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,480 Not really. It's, "God damn it." 1155 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,600 I never thought I'd see you here. 1156 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:38,960 Hormone. 1157 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,280 How did you get here? What are you doing? 1158 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,480 Why did you come here? How are you? 1159 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,160 What do you need? If nothing, see you later. 1160 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,200 -Let's go. -Hey. 1161 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,800 I haven't said anything. 1162 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,680 Uh... 1163 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,840 Hey, Saisin, Mano. 1164 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,960 I need to talk to Holy Father, 1165 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,760 my husband-to-be. 1166 01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,800 Oh. 1167 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:03,280 -Both of you, move over there. -Go, go. 1168 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,360 Okay. 1169 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,960 Holy Father... 1170 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,280 I have something important to tell you. 1171 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,120 I went to see the doctor. 1172 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,520 -He told me that our baby-- -Will be born as a toad? 1173 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,680 No. 1174 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,240 Well, our baby... 1175 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,000 is not doing well. 1176 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,960 The baby will be physically challenged. 1177 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,320 You can't blame the baby. 1178 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,920 They probably get it from their mother's genes. 1179 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,800 That's not a big deal. 1180 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,440 There is a bigger problem. 1181 01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,480 Uh... 1182 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,000 I just want to tell you that... 1183 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,080 I am not waiting anymore. 1184 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,680 If you are not going to leave the monkhood, 1185 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,800 I'll find a new boyfriend. 1186 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,720 There are many men waiting for me. 1187 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,040 Since you said that... 1188 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,640 I will make a decision... 1189 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,760 to be a monk for the rest of my life. 1190 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,240 Great! 1191 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,120 You're not leaving? Fine. 1192 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,760 I'll have an abortion! 1193 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,080 Let it die! 1194 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,640 We don't get to be parents! 1195 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,520 I won't come to this temple! Come on, Johnny. 1196 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:39,720 It's Paul. 1197 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,080 -You have too many names. -Okay, let's go. 1198 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,200 Wait a minute. 1199 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,640 Saisin, Mano, Holy Father. 1200 01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,880 Help me clean up here. 1201 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,160 Go, Mano, farther. 1202 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,840 -Holy Father, is it clean? -No, a little more here. 1203 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:07,400 Sweep. Right there. 1204 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,800 So much here. 1205 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,280 Farther! 1206 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,160 Farther! 1207 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,000 Holy Father! 1208 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,760 Father, 1209 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,120 you can't let this continue any longer. 1210 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,760 If the Department of Religious Affairs finds out, 1211 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,400 - it will only be escalated. - Mmm. 1212 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:35,800 These two monks will get us all into trouble. 1213 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,760 Mmm. 1214 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,320 I've tried to resolve this many times, 1215 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,320 but nothing changes. 1216 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,680 You know who have their back. 1217 01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:51,200 Or... Can you suggest any solutions? 1218 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,560 It's like the saying, 1219 01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:00,960 "You can't hide a dead fish under a lotus leaf." 1220 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,240 Oh... 1221 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,440 Isn't it, "dead elephant"? 1222 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,760 Oh. 1223 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,800 It should be, "Dead fish rides a grasshopper." 1224 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,240 -Got it? -That can't be right. 1225 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,680 Thank you, everyone, for coming. 1226 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,760 Before you go home, 1227 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,920 Father Sung has something for you. 1228 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:24,200 I have amulets that I have charmed, to give to all of you. 1229 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:28,840 Model "Superbly Happy and Extremely Wealthy." 1230 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,000 I'll give one to everyone. 1231 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,840 All of them. 1232 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,120 Wait, wait, wait. 1233 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:38,160 And don't forget the one that Mr. Oot is creating. 1234 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:41,040 Model "Sawasdee Happy Thailand 1235 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,440 Reconciliation Season One." 1236 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,560 Holy Father, can I not take the amulet? 1237 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,440 Can I ask for some of the last two or three numbers of this April 16th lottery? 1238 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,320 Calm down, calm down. 1239 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,680 Everyone! 1240 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,680 All of you should stop being blind. 1241 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,520 You know... 1242 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,600 What you believe 1243 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,160 is not real. 1244 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,760 If these two monks can perform miracles, 1245 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,000 they should be able to show us. 1246 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:20,760 Holy Father, 1247 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,760 if you can perform miracles, 1248 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,200 can you fly now? 1249 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,840 Are you challenging me? 1250 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,000 Fine, 5:00 a.m. in front of the temple. 1251 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,520 -And you'll fly, huh? -I'll show you how to get alms. 1252 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,520 Should I laugh? 1253 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,400 Stop, Brother Jazz! 1254 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,760 Don't mess with our business. 1255 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,080 Even the abbot leaves us be. 1256 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,400 You are new, how could you? 1257 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,080 You better get this... 1258 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,080 Calm down. 1259 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,240 Be at peace, everybody. You saw it, right? 1260 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,240 Yeah. 1261 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,240 Have you seen it? 1262 01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,160 - We've seen it. - Well... 1263 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,120 Interpret these lottery numbers as you wish, all right? 1264 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,080 Good luck, everyone. Huh? 1265 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,360 Thank you. 1266 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:10,560 Stop, everyone. 1267 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,920 Holy Father! 1268 01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:16,240 - Have you all seen it? - Yes. 1269 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,440 It'll be 1-8, I bet. 1270 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,800 - Or 3-1-8. - How do you know? 1271 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,560 All right, all right. 1272 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:30,240 Let's see on April 16th what the result will be. 1273 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,680 See you then, Father Jazz! 1274 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,040 Let's go. 1275 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,960 Why did you pull me there? 1276 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,360 Holy Father. 1277 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,400 What? 1278 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,320 Why are you freaking out? 1279 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,040 The lottery number is out. 1280 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,640 Lottery? 1281 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,160 Don't tell me that-- 1282 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,680 - 18! - 18? 1283 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,960 Calm down, Holy Father Jazz is coming. 1284 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,200 Holy Father Jazz. 1285 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,920 Holy Father Jazz. 1286 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,960 Brother, 1287 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,160 why are they here? 1288 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:17,399 They went to your residence, so I brought them here. 1289 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,439 Not like that. I mean, why are they here? 1290 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,840 Why wouldn't they? You gave them the numbers. 1291 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,080 That's right. Yes. 1292 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:30,000 The two digits, 18. We've come to thank you. 1293 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:31,240 Oh. Uh, uh... 1294 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,120 Holy Father Sung, Holy Father Kung. 1295 01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:40,600 What are you all doing here? 1296 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,240 To see Holy Father Jazz. 1297 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:44,279 Why don't you see me at my residence? 1298 01:08:44,359 --> 01:08:46,080 Not anymore. 1299 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,439 Wait, wait, folks. 1300 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,720 I guarantee that I'll give you better numbers next time. 1301 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,960 But Holy Father Jazz does it better. 1302 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:57,200 Folks, 1303 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,680 all of you listen to me. 1304 01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:02,279 The fact that you've won the lottery 1305 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,439 has nothing to do with me. 1306 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,479 Huh? 1307 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,720 Or with either of them. 1308 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,439 You won the lottery... 1309 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:14,600 ...because you were lucky. 1310 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:18,120 Now, I want you to be careful 1311 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,359 because you might encounter bad people 1312 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,399 who use religion to commit fraud. 1313 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,600 This will weaken the religion. 1314 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,920 Good luck, everyone. 1315 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,200 Sadhu! 1316 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,600 Don't forget to come to my residence. 1317 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,640 I'll be waiting. I won't miss this time. 1318 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,359 Holy Father Jazz. 1319 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:48,560 Since you gave them numbers, you have many devotees. 1320 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,520 What you said made us lose credentials. 1321 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,600 Yes. 1322 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,680 Holy Father, 1323 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,480 I'd never try to discredit anyone. 1324 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,120 And I'd never mock anyone. 1325 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,040 I'll give you three digits this time. 1326 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,400 Ha! 1327 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,120 Ha! Ha! 1328 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:10,600 Write it down, it's a code! 1329 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,560 No, he is being sarcastic. 1330 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,640 Huh? 1331 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,400 -Sarcastic? -Yeah! 1332 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,840 That's outrageous. 1333 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,840 Sis, calm down. 1334 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,000 Sis. 1335 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,440 My baby! 1336 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,160 My baby! 1337 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,680 My baby, you shouldn't have! 1338 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,760 What happened to your baby? 1339 01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,080 My baby had... 1340 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:54,160 The Zika virus. 1341 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:56,000 Zika virus? 1342 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:57,920 Calm down, ma'am. 1343 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,040 Don't be sad. 1344 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,720 He is in a good place. 1345 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,800 How do you know he is in a good place? 1346 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,920 If it was a bad place, they'd all come back. 1347 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,680 How thoughtless you are. 1348 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:21,720 Holy Father, 1349 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,440 won't you say something? 1350 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,520 Don't forget to take your medicine. 1351 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,920 Yes. 1352 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,680 Holy Father! 1353 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,080 - Mano, wait up! - Holy Father! 1354 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:37,760 Hey. 1355 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,360 What's the matter? 1356 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,440 Where have you been? 1357 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,280 I helped them at the funeral. 1358 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,640 Can you... Can you believe this? 1359 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:53,520 Some people are unbelievable. 1360 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,480 They had a funeral for an angel doll. 1361 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,000 Yeah, a funeral like a real person. 1362 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,520 Mmm. Let them be. 1363 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,000 And where have you been? 1364 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,120 I went to a funeral. 1365 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,200 Whose? A man, a woman? 1366 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,360 - Angel doll. - What? 1367 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,800 Another one? 1368 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,320 That's why I'm not bewildered. 1369 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,280 Listen to me. 1370 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:22,320 Telling people not to believe is impossible. 1371 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:26,840 Anything that makes them feel better, let them hold onto it. 1372 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:28,400 It does no harm to others. 1373 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:29,800 That's good enough. 1374 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,520 Who's calling? 1375 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:36,880 Holy Father Sung. 1376 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,040 What's up? 1377 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,200 Where are you? 1378 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,600 Here at the residence. 1379 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,840 Great. 1380 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:44,880 Who are you with? 1381 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,040 By myself. 1382 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,520 Great. 1383 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,920 The abbot is asleep. The medicine works. I'll take him there. 1384 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,720 Let's get down to it. 1385 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,200 Come now. 1386 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:55,760 This is a good time. 1387 01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,640 Hey, Mr. Oot, what brings you here? 1388 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:04,560 I just want to ask about the contract. 1389 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,320 What good timing. 1390 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,040 Holy Father Sung is coming here with the abbot. 1391 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,080 Father, easy. 1392 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,080 Straight, to the stairs. 1393 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,600 What's wrong with Holy Father? 1394 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,840 I don't know. That doesn't look good. 1395 01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,320 Go hide inside. 1396 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,120 Holy Father. Holy Father Kung. 1397 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,680 Father. Please come in, Father. Close the door. 1398 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,560 Holy Father, how did you bring him here? 1399 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,920 We made it, just make him sign. 1400 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,680 Father. Father, this way. 1401 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:44,840 Please. 1402 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,040 How did you get him here? 1403 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,640 This is how we can bind him. 1404 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,400 Bind him? One moment. 1405 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,480 Wait! Where are you going? 1406 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,160 -To get a rope. -For what? 1407 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,560 Binding his hand to sign. 1408 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,280 Not like that! 1409 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,320 "Legally binding." After he signs the contract. 1410 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:06,440 Because he's going to sign. 1411 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:07,840 So, what's wrong with him? 1412 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,240 Say the prayers? 1413 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,680 Father! 1414 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,120 -Have him sign it. -Bring the contract. 1415 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,040 -Have him sign it. -Oh, oh, oh! 1416 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:26,000 Here, here, here. Let him go. Will he go down? 1417 01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:27,360 Let's see what he'll do. 1418 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,720 There, there. Take a seat. Sit down. 1419 01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:33,920 - A pen. - Here. 1420 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,920 Sign here, sign. 1421 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,240 Huh? 1422 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,080 Right here. 1423 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,480 Father, don't sign! 1424 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,120 What are you doing? 1425 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,600 Oh, nothing. We aren't doing anything. 1426 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,680 Tom, Somboy. 1427 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,280 Take him back to the residence. 1428 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:06,720 - What's behind you? - What? 1429 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:07,840 What? 1430 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,960 Nothing. 1431 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,040 - And that? - What? 1432 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,640 -Here! -All out. 1433 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,040 At the same time. 1434 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,200 Here, Holy Father. 1435 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,480 Is this the abbot's signature? 1436 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,960 Any lies you want to tell? 1437 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,200 Musā means "shall not lie." 1438 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,560 -But if we pull it off... -Then it's just fine. 1439 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,960 The abbot's symptoms are like those of a drunk person. 1440 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,480 Surā means alcohol... 1441 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:42,640 If we can afford it... 1442 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,440 Then it's just fine. 1443 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,800 This is not funny. 1444 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:47,440 This is annulled. 1445 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,360 And don't do this again. 1446 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,800 You're breaking a morality vow. 1447 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,680 Holy Father. What are you doing? 1448 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:04,880 You think people don't know? 1449 01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,840 "Dhukka Dhee Dhukka Dhua Nua." 1450 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,440 What goes around comes around. 1451 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:19,280 Holy Father Jazz. 1452 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:20,840 You are troublesome. 1453 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,080 ♪ You said you wouldn't leave ♪ 1454 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,400 Here, Holy Father. My surprise. 1455 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,520 Where are you going? 1456 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:38,160 Where are you going? 1457 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:44,080 This guy here is the one who snatched your bag. 1458 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,120 Snatched what? Nothing. 1459 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,800 Here is the proof. 1460 01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:51,400 -What proof? -Holy Father. 1461 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,400 We'll see. 1462 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:06,320 - Hey! - Ta-da! 1463 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,200 How's that? 1464 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,600 Whose is this? 1465 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,680 -Whose is this? -What? It's mine. 1466 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:13,920 - A lady bag? - I'm a ladyboy. 1467 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,920 Let go, don't you lie. 1468 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,400 Holy Father, 1469 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,520 -I'll call the police. -Don't! 1470 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,080 Holy Father. 1471 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:23,040 I have no choice, Holy Father. 1472 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:26,400 My family is poor. My sister is sick. 1473 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,120 -Please, I need it. -You can't be serious. 1474 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,920 Now that you admit it, 1475 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,480 I forgive you. 1476 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,080 -Oh! -Holy Father, 1477 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,320 why do you forgive him so easily? 1478 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,080 When he commits the wrong when in need, 1479 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:41,480 we should give him a chance. 1480 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:43,440 We live in the same world, 1481 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,040 we coexist. 1482 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,600 But you listen to me. 1483 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,120 Although you are poor, 1484 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,840 there are many other jobs. 1485 01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:55,960 You should not commit crimes. 1486 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,280 You can be poor without losing your dignity. 1487 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,560 But Holy Father, 1488 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:05,240 promise me that you won't tell anyone. 1489 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:06,960 I promise. 1490 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,640 But you have to promise me, too, 1491 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,000 that you won't do this again. 1492 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,320 Yes, I promise. 1493 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,120 Be well. 1494 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,720 Thank you. 1495 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,520 Holy Father. 1496 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:23,360 Is it right to just let him go? 1497 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,880 Brothers, listen to me. 1498 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:28,520 We are men. 1499 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,920 An officer's life is full of suffering. 1500 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,120 Dignity isn't something to be bragged about. 1501 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:48,360 Hey, Jazz! 1502 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,720 Somebody's here. Go! 1503 01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:59,480 You! 1504 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,160 Over there! Go get the abbot! Hurry! 1505 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,600 -Holy Father Jazz. -Holy Father! 1506 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,120 Nae! 1507 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,440 Holy Father Jazz! Holy Father! 1508 01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:33,320 I got him, Mano! Hurry! 1509 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,800 -Nae! -Mano, hurry up! 1510 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,480 Holy Father Jazz. 1511 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,360 Holy Father Jazz. 1512 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:48,400 May all beings subject to birth, aging, illness, and death-- 1513 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:50,040 Who's dead, Father? 1514 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,440 Holy Father Jazz. 1515 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,240 Are you all right? 1516 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:54,480 Very much so, call the police. 1517 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:55,560 What a relief. 1518 01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,000 Why call the police? He's alive. 1519 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:00,400 We have to call anyway. 1520 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:02,360 -I already did. -Call now. 1521 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,200 Officer, please come now. 1522 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:05,640 There were shots fired at the temple. 1523 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,480 There is a monk down, he is dead. 1524 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,200 You have to come, a monk is dead. 1525 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:10,960 Not so dead. 1526 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,800 That's all, thank you. 1527 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:13,920 It's done. 1528 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,880 What, is this, a shadow puppet show? 1529 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:17,000 Oh! 1530 01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:18,520 I'm alive, Father. 1531 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:22,160 I had just come back from evening prayer and was walking back to my residence. 1532 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,240 There was a guy on a motorbike who called to me. 1533 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,240 Hey, Jazz! 1534 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,600 I turned around, then I heard a gunshot, so I tripped over. 1535 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,680 I thought you had an amulet. 1536 01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:32,040 How fortunate. 1537 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,240 -What a pity. -Pity what? 1538 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,280 Uh, that we can't catch the bad guy. 1539 01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:37,560 Yes. 1540 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:39,880 There, Sergeant. 1541 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,680 Officer, hurry up. 1542 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,760 And are you injured anywhere? 1543 01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,280 I'm okay. How are you? 1544 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,440 How about Holy Father? 1545 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,200 Holy Father? Hurry! 1546 01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,480 Sergeant, take him. 1547 01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,320 Police and soldiers are really good these days. 1548 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,320 Holy Father Jazz, 1549 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:14,760 you better be careful when you go out. 1550 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,560 Yeah, you don't really know people. 1551 01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,400 You can't trust anyone. 1552 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,520 It is hard to trust someone. 1553 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,840 Especially someone close to you. 1554 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,520 The best for you, Holy Father Jazz, 1555 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,040 is to go with Holy Father Sung and Kung. 1556 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,880 When you are shot at, they can take bullets for you. 1557 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:35,160 -Oh... -They have good amulets. 1558 01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:39,560 I have to thank everybody so much 1559 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,800 for helping to catch the gunman. 1560 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:45,960 Please contact me when the case is resolved. 1561 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,560 Be well, officers. 1562 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,000 Yes, sir. 1563 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,160 Father. 1564 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,320 People are so generous. 1565 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:05,280 Old people, teenagers, children, 1566 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,440 they all come to give alms. 1567 01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:14,400 I am so glad that Thai people come to the temple. 1568 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:29,000 Why don't they look at monks when they give the alms? 1569 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,720 I have many toothpastes. 1570 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,720 If I had teeth, I wouldn't complain. 1571 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,480 Looks like I have to eat toothpaste for breakfast. 1572 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,160 Won't you have a foamy mouth when you pray? 1573 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,440 Holy Father Jazz, 1574 01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:47,080 meet your father under the Rama VIII bridge after breakfast. 1575 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:48,720 Somboy, 1576 01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,360 don't forget our promise, lending the car. 1577 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:52,400 Sure. 1578 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:56,000 Mano. 1579 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,000 Just go slow, don't let anyone run into you. 1580 01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,120 Why? 1581 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:01,600 Because I'll be in the car too. 1582 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,160 - Okay. - It'll be against the precepts. 1583 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:15,600 Don't fight! This is a good day! 1584 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:19,840 All four of us will meet again in the next life! 1585 01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:22,720 Calm down! 1586 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,800 Don't fight. Love each other. 1587 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:27,880 Calm down. 1588 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:30,320 Saisin, what did you wish for? 1589 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:33,480 Me? I want a gang bang. 1590 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,240 Mano, Saisin! 1591 01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:37,520 We should go, my father is waiting! 1592 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,720 Holy Father is calling us. 1593 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,280 We're making progress here. 1594 01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,120 Come on. We have to leave. 1595 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,880 See you later. 1596 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,440 Don't fight. 1597 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,520 Bye-bye. 1598 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,800 Daddy. Uh... 1599 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:08,400 Father. 1600 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,720 Why don't you go with us? 1601 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:12,320 No, they will splash me. 1602 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:13,680 Oh! 1603 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,080 Come on. They won't splash monks. 1604 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,480 Holy Father. 1605 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:23,280 I thought you said they wouldn't splash monks. 1606 01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:24,320 Your glasses fell off. 1607 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:25,720 Yeah, fell off. 1608 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:26,960 Upside down! 1609 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,160 You are so funny. 1610 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:31,680 When in Rome... 1611 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,000 Dad. 1612 01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:35,320 Dad! 1613 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:37,920 Dad, is that you? 1614 01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,480 Who are you? 1615 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,600 You don't remember me? 1616 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,320 Oh! 1617 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:45,960 Hello, Father. 1618 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:47,760 No, you're my father. 1619 01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:48,920 Holy Father Jazz! 1620 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,040 -Yeah. -My son! 1621 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,320 -Let's go celebrate Songkran. -Are you sure, Dad? 1622 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:55,960 Make way, please! 1623 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,720 Please help me take care of him. 1624 01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,120 You go ahead and play. Go. 1625 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:45,760 Holy Father. That's Baifern. 1626 01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:48,280 She's with that cousin. 1627 01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:51,680 That's not just a cousin. 1628 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,200 It's a very close cousin. 1629 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:55,040 They are so very close. 1630 01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:59,240 Are you sad? 1631 01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,320 He is just a cousin, Holy Father. 1632 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:21,960 Be well, ma'am. 1633 01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:48,120 The band's called Jazz Sputnik Papillon Kuk Kuk. 1634 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:50,840 The lead singer is also called Jazz. 1635 01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:53,200 Like you. Jazz! Hey, Jazz! 1636 01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:58,560 Let's go. 1637 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,080 I thought he only looked like shit on TV. 1638 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,600 The real him is worse. Right? 1639 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,720 - Come on. - Holy Father Jazzy! 1640 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:09,720 Who called me? 1641 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:11,920 Over there. 1642 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,200 Hormone. 1643 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,400 Isn't she pregnant? 1644 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:18,640 How could she come out and play? 1645 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,520 Like a reunion day for me. 1646 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,360 I stumble upon people everywhere. 1647 01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:25,000 Let's go. 1648 01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,160 Meeting lots of people here. 1649 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,600 Come along. 1650 01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:33,680 - Women are all the same. - Yes. 1651 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:35,640 When they get a new boyfriend, they forget. 1652 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,240 It's normal, Holy Father. 1653 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,080 - They are all the same. - Are you all right? 1654 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,560 Yes. 1655 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:43,320 If you can forget me, 1656 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,320 please do. 1657 01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:46,760 Why, Holy Father? 1658 01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:49,280 Because you made women pregnant? 1659 01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:52,320 You don't know if it's your baby. 1660 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,280 That bitch Hormone is a slut, 1661 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:56,560 -a short runt. -Please. 1662 01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:02,360 I will come to see you often. 1663 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,040 I won't leave you, no matter what. 1664 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:06,760 Very well. 1665 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:11,640 If you leave the one you love, it must be like Kong Huai Rai's song... 1666 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:16,320 "You Said You Won't Leave." 1667 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:30,880 "T-A-D." 1668 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,560 T-A-D what? 1669 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:36,320 - Think. Analyze. Distinguish. - I see. 1670 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:38,600 Please give us some space. 1671 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,120 Don't you have any kindness? 1672 01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:45,360 Drive carefully. Easy. 1673 01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:46,720 I'm afraid you can't get back in time. 1674 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:49,360 - Go slowly. - Yes, Holy Father. 1675 01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:50,720 I'm sorry, Holy Father. 1676 01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:53,000 Look, he doesn't have any kindness. 1677 01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:54,440 People these days... 1678 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:59,200 Saisin, did I run into someone? 1679 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,160 I am in my lane. 1680 01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:03,840 And this car tried to squeeze in. 1681 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,720 I didn't let him. 1682 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,480 I thought that most people were in line. 1683 01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:09,160 And he bumped into my truck. 1684 01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:12,560 He ran and knocked on my window. 1685 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,320 I was so scared. 1686 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,680 Here, he bumped into me. 1687 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,880 Look. 1688 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:22,040 And he tried to hurt me. 1689 01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,640 A motorbike taxi driver over there came to help. 1690 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,520 That's how I survived. 1691 01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:30,400 Meeting people like this, in this society, 1692 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:32,800 is so terrible. 1693 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,320 Thank you. 1694 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,960 What happened is unfortunate. 1695 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,760 But what I told you is the truth. 1696 01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:45,000 I understand. 1697 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:47,840 A thing like this... 1698 01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:51,360 You are right, but it can turn wrong. 1699 01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:54,560 Social media these days is dangerous. 1700 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,920 There is a good side and a bad side. 1701 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:04,440 Hello, Holy Father. 1702 01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:07,640 You are all here. 1703 01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:09,080 So quiet. 1704 01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,600 You are a star now, Holy Father Jazz. 1705 01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:16,800 You have become an Internet idol. 1706 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:19,240 Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, 1707 01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:21,080 they all share your story. 1708 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:25,000 I heard that the TV program contacted you. 1709 01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:27,400 You are so famous now. 1710 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:28,960 Listen... 1711 01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,680 Sung, Kung. 1712 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,520 Holy Father Sung and Holy Father Kung, 1713 01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:36,880 please come to see me tomorrow. 1714 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:39,600 Whoever does good deeds, 1715 01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,440 heaven can see. 1716 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:43,360 Whoever does bad things, 1717 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:46,320 heaven can also see. 1718 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:50,040 They said "Karma on the rocket" in the old days. 1719 01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:52,200 Now... 1720 01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:55,880 "Karma is faster than 4G." 1721 01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:02,880 SNOOP TALK 1722 01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:09,040 Hello, everyone. Welcome to Snoop Talk. 1723 01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,920 Today, we will talk about a clip on social media, 1724 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,400 it's been heavily criticized, 1725 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:17,000 about a red Yaris and a black Vigo. 1726 01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:21,080 Now we have both of them here. 1727 01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:23,000 Here's Holy Father Jazz from the red Yaris. 1728 01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,960 -Greetings, Holy Father Jazz. -I wish you well. 1729 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:27,880 And another person, DJ Beng from the black Vigo. 1730 01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,280 Hello. 1731 01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:31,120 Hello. Hello. 1732 01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:34,520 Let's hear from DJ Beng about how it happened. 1733 01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:36,080 Well, 1734 01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:37,680 I was in my lane, 1735 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:40,760 and then the red Yaris tried to squeeze in. 1736 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,520 I didn't let him, so he cut me off. 1737 01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:46,120 I thought that there were many people in line. 1738 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,240 He tried to cut me off again. 1739 01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:49,320 And he ran into me. 1740 01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:51,480 So the red Yaris ran into you? 1741 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,520 -Yes. -Your black truck? 1742 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,480 Exactly. 1743 01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:56,400 And he came to break my window. 1744 01:31:56,480 --> 01:31:57,360 Hey! 1745 01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:58,760 I was so terrified. 1746 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:00,080 Where has he gone? 1747 01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:01,120 Holy Father. 1748 01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:03,440 Get out. 1749 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:05,600 What? 1750 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:06,920 What? 1751 01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:07,880 Why? 1752 01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:08,960 Why? 1753 01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:09,880 Holy Father. 1754 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,680 - You're a monk, calm down. - I was so scared. 1755 01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,520 This is your point of view. 1756 01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:15,680 Can I ask Holy Father? 1757 01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:17,560 Of course. 1758 01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:19,480 Holy Father Jazz, he said on that day, 1759 01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:21,400 you took the wrench and broke his window. 1760 01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:22,680 How did it happen? 1761 01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,600 It was actually an accident. 1762 01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:29,200 I saw the accident, 1763 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:31,000 and he had a puncture. 1764 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:32,520 Want me to go with you? 1765 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:36,480 I took the wrench just in case I'd need to change the tire. 1766 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,120 Brother? 1767 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:42,120 -Where are you? -Why, Holy Father? 1768 01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:43,880 Why? 1769 01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:46,840 Give me a moment. 1770 01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:49,200 What do you want? 1771 01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,600 No... 1772 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:54,040 -Brother, listen to me. -Listen to what? 1773 01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:56,640 That's not true. Not true. 1774 01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:58,320 He was going to hurt me like this. 1775 01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:00,480 -Like that? -He lifted his hand like this. 1776 01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:03,240 So, Holy Father? He said, yeah, like that. 1777 01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:04,760 Yes, just like that. 1778 01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:08,440 That's not all. 1779 01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:12,560 Do you have anything to say to the audience? 1780 01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,880 As I am a monk, 1781 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,680 and I'm sitting here 1782 01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:22,000 telling the truth to everyone. 1783 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:25,480 If you don't believe, 1784 01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:31,320 I am willing to take all the blame. 1785 01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:34,840 I always think... 1786 01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:38,040 good men... 1787 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,360 never die. 1788 01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:43,960 Be well. 1789 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,160 All right, everybody, let's take a short break. 1790 01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:58,480 Snoop Talk will return. Stop crying. 1791 01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:03,600 Where are you two going? Who are you looking for? 1792 01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:05,200 -Hello. -Hello. 1793 01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:06,920 Is Holy Father Jazz here? 1794 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,520 Holy Father Jazz has left. 1795 01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:09,720 Just now. 1796 01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:13,240 -I was the driver of the red Yaris. -Aof? 1797 01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:16,320 The red Yaris driver is here. Bring him in? 1798 01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:18,680 Take Holy Father's place. Come here. 1799 01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:21,840 - Go out there. - Come here, take a seat. 1800 01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:26,400 Are we ready? Let's continue here, okay? 1801 01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,840 Everyone is ready? Aof, ready! 1802 01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:32,240 Five, four, three, two... 1803 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:34,680 Welcome back to Snoop Talk. 1804 01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:36,600 We have the red Yaris driver here. 1805 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,480 These are two young men. 1806 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:40,680 Hello, brothers. 1807 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:42,480 - Hello. - Hello. 1808 01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:46,040 Can you tell us the story? Because DJ Beng already told his side 1809 01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:49,600 about what happened, and also the video clip. 1810 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:52,240 So what happened that day? 1811 01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:56,400 It was like, after the crash... 1812 01:34:56,480 --> 01:34:57,800 It was an accident. 1813 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:00,280 Holy Father had good intentions. 1814 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,320 He took the wrench because he saw the flat tire. 1815 01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:04,560 What tire? 1816 01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:06,400 Wait, listen to me. 1817 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:07,640 Good intentions? 1818 01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:09,040 Good intentions. 1819 01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:12,440 This is the story from the red Yaris driver. 1820 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,920 But there is the full video clip on the net right now. 1821 01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:17,880 A well-wishing viewer sent it over. 1822 01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:20,040 Let's have a look at the whole situation. 1823 01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:32,240 Calm down, brother. 1824 01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:34,600 Calm down. Believe me, calm down. That's a monk... 1825 01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:37,920 Holy Father, run. 1826 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:39,160 What's going on? 1827 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:41,880 That clip was edited. 1828 01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:43,840 - Are you sure? - It was edited. 1829 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,040 I'm being framed, I'm innocent. 1830 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,720 What do you think about this? Is it what happened that day? 1831 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:49,720 Yes. 1832 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,080 Anything you want to say to the viewers? 1833 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:52,840 Yes, there is. 1834 01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:55,360 Which camera? Oh. 1835 01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:57,360 Hello. 1836 01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,520 Mommy, I'm on television! 1837 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,560 I'm here to help Holy Father Jazz. 1838 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:05,240 These are the stories from both sides, 1839 01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,960 DJ Beng and the red Yaris driver. 1840 01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:11,240 That's the updates and the full footage for you. 1841 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:15,080 Take these into consideration. 1842 01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:18,520 That's all from Snoop Talk. See you again at the same time on Channel 8. 1843 01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:21,760 Goodbye for now. See you next time. 1844 01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:28,600 Please give me sympathy. 1845 01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:30,480 Meeting people like this, in this society, 1846 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:33,040 it's terrible. 1847 01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:36,400 I'm innocent, I'm not like that. They edited it. 1848 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,800 You have to believe me. 1849 01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,480 Take it easy. 1850 01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:46,000 -Matt! -I've been framed. 1851 01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:54,960 Your reverence. 1852 01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:56,480 What is this all about? 1853 01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:00,120 Police? Soldiers? 1854 01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:02,200 Have you been arrested? 1855 01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:07,720 Or you must have been called in for an attitude adjustment? 1856 01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:11,560 Actually, 1857 01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:14,280 you have to ask these officers, 1858 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:16,560 Holy Father Sung, Holy Father Kung. 1859 01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:20,120 I have to invite both of you to testify about your involvement 1860 01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:26,040 in the case of attempted murder and fraud by Mr. Oot. 1861 01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:27,560 Please, come with us. 1862 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,960 You have come to the wrong place. 1863 01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:31,040 Wrong place. 1864 01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,440 Who would do that? We only have good monks. 1865 01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:35,240 This is a misunderstanding. 1866 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:37,280 -Please, go back. -Go, go, go. 1867 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:38,960 Sergeant, bring both of them in to testify. 1868 01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:40,640 Please, Holy Father. 1869 01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:42,240 Please what? I'm busy. 1870 01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:43,880 No, no, no. 1871 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:45,520 We can talk here. 1872 01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:46,440 Don't touch us. 1873 01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:48,120 You are going to force us? 1874 01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:50,320 - You can't take us. - Calm down. 1875 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:52,400 -What are you doing? -Record it. 1876 01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:54,600 -Calm down, Holy Father. -Don't flock in. 1877 01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:56,640 Bring the camera, record it. We have evidence. 1878 01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:58,800 Don't come in. Don't. 1879 01:37:58,880 --> 01:37:59,960 Holy Father, calm down. 1880 01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:01,040 Think carefully. 1881 01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:03,640 With this clip, people will know you bullied us. 1882 01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:08,280 -Look. Soldier, lock up the monk. -No, you are locking him up. 1883 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:16,760 We have come to this point. 1884 01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:18,880 You should confess. 1885 01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:22,640 Admit your mistake, society will forgive you. 1886 01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:25,960 Officers, 1887 01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,040 if you will proceed, 1888 01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:35,440 I want to ask them to leave the monkhood first. 1889 01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:37,600 -Leave? -All right, Father. 1890 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,640 Father. 1891 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,520 Father. 1892 01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:47,320 I've done wrong, Father. 1893 01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:50,280 I didn't mean it. 1894 01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:52,960 Everything was Mr. Oot's plan. 1895 01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:56,280 I wanted money to buy a jet for the temple. 1896 01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:57,320 Uh... I mean... 1897 01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:00,200 Sergeant, take them. 1898 01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:06,040 Where is Holy Father? 1899 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,200 I think we should call him. 1900 01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:19,240 It's ringing. 1901 01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:25,320 -Hello? -Hello, is that Holy Father? 1902 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,600 Holy Father is not here. 1903 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:32,160 Holy Father's phone is with you. 1904 01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:34,840 Damn, you let me keep talking. 1905 01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:44,200 Saisin, check this out. 1906 01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:48,440 "Holy Father Jazz, the renown deceiving monk 1907 01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:50,320 has become a street ghost. 1908 01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:52,280 His body is now at the hospital." 1909 01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:55,920 Let's go. Hurry! 1910 01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:58,720 Holy Father, please be safe. 1911 01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:01,200 Where are you rushing off to? 1912 01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:03,640 -To Holy Father Jazz. -What happened to him? 1913 01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,160 He was hit by a car. 1914 01:40:05,440 --> 01:40:07,880 -How do you know? -Here. 1915 01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:15,000 You've been fooled by net trolls. 1916 01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:16,400 This is a fake page. 1917 01:40:16,480 --> 01:40:18,600 -Are you sure? -Of course I am. 1918 01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:21,120 We've just met him a while ago. 1919 01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,960 And he left you a message that he is going back to the province. 1920 01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:29,400 This fake page admin is an asshole. 1921 01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:31,920 Hurting people with his unthinkable act... 1922 01:40:32,040 --> 01:40:33,640 Luckily, you and I are smart, 1923 01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:36,160 -or we would have become victims. -True. 1924 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,840 - Go. - Go where? 1925 01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:39,360 Pack up the hill, back to clothes. 1926 01:40:39,440 --> 01:40:41,160 Pack to clothes, back up the hill. 1927 01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:42,240 Come on. 1928 01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:45,040 "Pack up the clothes, back to the hill"? 1929 01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:20,320 Mmm. 1930 01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:24,720 Wherever you stay and feel calm, 1931 01:41:25,160 --> 01:41:27,880 that's the place you belong. 1932 01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:30,080 Don't try to be stubborn. 1933 01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:48,600 How could you stay here? It's so high. 1934 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:50,280 Tom, wait up. 1935 01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:52,440 I haven't been up here in a while. So tired! 1936 01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:55,920 -Are you all right? -Just take care of yourself. 1937 01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:00,960 Father. 1938 01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,680 Father. Greetings, Father. 1939 01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:05,320 Greetings, Father. 1940 01:42:05,400 --> 01:42:07,880 Mano, Saisin, you have come back from Bangkok. 1941 01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:09,280 We've been back for a while. 1942 01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:11,080 What's the matter? 1943 01:42:11,360 --> 01:42:12,560 Is Holy Father Jazz here? 1944 01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:15,240 He is not here. 1945 01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:18,520 Didn't he come here? 1946 01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:20,080 Yes, he did. 1947 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,400 But he is not here. 1948 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:23,800 This monk is a pain in the ass. 1949 01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:24,920 What did you just say? 1950 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,840 Um, this minute I have a pain in my ass. 1951 01:42:27,560 --> 01:42:28,560 Oh! 1952 01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:30,800 That's normal because we're on the mountain. 1953 01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:33,040 Walking up here hurts. 1954 01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:34,200 What hurts, Father? 1955 01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:36,400 Feet. 1956 01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:39,000 Father, where is Holy Father? 1957 01:42:39,080 --> 01:42:40,040 Up there. 1958 01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:42,200 Up there? 1959 01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:43,480 Holy Father! 1960 01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:45,400 Holy Father Jazz! 1961 01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:49,200 Don't make noise in the temple. 1962 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:15,120 Holy Father, will you really leave the monkhood? 1963 01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:19,360 Why? 1964 01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:23,000 I have been thinking about it. 1965 01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:26,000 I can't be a good monk. 1966 01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:29,840 And I can't lead the religion in the right way. 1967 01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:32,760 If a good monk like you left, 1968 01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:35,120 who would take care of religion? 1969 01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:38,040 You guys can. 1970 01:43:42,520 --> 01:43:43,960 Little punks like us? 1971 01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:45,320 That's right. 1972 01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:47,320 You have never been a monk. 1973 01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:49,440 You don't know what it's like. 1974 01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:53,320 Isn't that right, Holy Father Tee? 1975 01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:54,920 That's right, Holy Father. 1976 01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:56,680 Do you know... 1977 01:43:57,640 --> 01:43:59,040 that being a monk... 1978 01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:02,680 helps shape our mind to be a good person? 1979 01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:06,560 I, alone, can't do much. 1980 01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:12,080 But if we're all together, we might be able to do a lot for religion. 1981 01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,840 Isn't that right, Holy Father Tee? 1982 01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:18,000 That's right, Holy Father. 1983 01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:20,600 Thank you so much. 1984 01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:23,920 With Holy Father Tee here, 1985 01:44:24,480 --> 01:44:26,360 I feel relieved. 1986 01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:29,760 Everything feels right. 1987 01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:34,920 We never disagree about anything, right? 1988 01:44:35,440 --> 01:44:36,720 That's right, Holy Father. 1989 01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:37,920 There. 1990 01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:47,960 Noh, hurry up. Come. 1991 01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:49,520 Stay away! 1992 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,080 Don't come near me! 1993 01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:53,200 You would've hit me! 1994 01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:54,520 Wait. 1995 01:45:55,560 --> 01:45:57,640 What film are you shooting? 1996 01:45:58,240 --> 01:46:00,440 -Honey, you... -I'm tired. 1997 01:46:03,320 --> 01:46:05,680 Holy Father. 1998 01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:07,240 No, it looks like natural laughing. 1999 01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:09,240 Another knock and my head will be broken. 2000 01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:11,360 I always thought that... 2001 01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:12,680 I always thought that... 2002 01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:14,280 I always believed that... 2003 01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:18,640 Come on! 2004 01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:20,720 Wait! Go sit down. I'll forget the lines. 2005 01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:23,000 Holy Father, this way is correct. 2006 01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:24,200 You mean this way? 2007 01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,400 Or this way? 2008 01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:28,400 It's virtuous to be hit by a Buddhist scripture. 2009 01:46:28,480 --> 01:46:29,880 Hopefully, it will enlighten you both. 2010 01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,600 Dol! 2011 01:46:31,720 --> 01:46:33,960 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 2012 01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:34,880 There's no way this will slip. 2013 01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:36,520 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 2014 01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:38,120 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 2015 01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:43,640 That's enough. Wait, the wig slipped. 2016 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:52,320 She really got hit. 2017 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:54,520 -My stomach hurts. -The baby is coming! 2018 01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:56,080 Won't you help? 2019 01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:57,360 Cut! 2020 01:46:57,440 --> 01:46:59,880 Your tummy moves, doesn't look like you are giving birth. 2021 01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:03,120 Holy Father. 2022 01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:05,440 Too close, brother. 2023 01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:07,360 In the monk... 2024 01:47:07,480 --> 01:47:09,800 Holy Father, let's change our clothes and go play with the water. 2025 01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:11,880 Brother, can you check if my alms bowl is empty? 2026 01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:14,000 Let me see. 2027 01:47:15,320 --> 01:47:16,360 It's empty all right. 2028 01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:21,000 Another take. 2029 01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:26,560 I'm stunned. 2030 01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:29,680 Monday, Tuesday... 2031 01:47:29,760 --> 01:47:32,000 Thieves now steal from the Prime Minister's wallet? 2032 01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:33,680 This is not the Prime Minister's! 2033 01:47:35,080 --> 01:47:36,480 Oops, forgot. 2034 01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:38,440 Is Holy Father here? 2035 01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,000 Yes, but he's up there. 2036 01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:44,360 -Poom. -Yes? 2037 01:47:44,440 --> 01:47:48,800 I think your chin has been short lately. You should refill it. 2038 01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:51,160 Or you won't remember your line. 2039 01:47:52,760 --> 01:47:55,040 That's good, Holy Father, to be ordained... 2040 01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:57,880 Who's laughing? 2041 01:47:58,080 --> 01:47:59,160 I'm sorry. 2042 01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:02,000 Who laughed? 2043 01:48:02,080 --> 01:48:03,320 Slate, cut! 2044 01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:05,680 The faith of people, brother, brother. 2045 01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:08,200 "Holy Father"? 2046 01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:12,400 How can you let this happen... 2047 01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:16,240 How can you let this... 2048 01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:17,440 Holy Father, wait up. 2049 01:48:20,680 --> 01:48:22,680 We'll have to run first. 2050 01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:25,240 Punk kid. 2051 01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:27,960 Falling down. 2052 01:48:30,960 --> 01:48:32,520 What are they doing? 2053 01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:34,400 Is it? Is this... 2054 01:48:34,480 --> 01:48:36,600 Does he know? 2055 01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:37,520 What? 2056 01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:43,080 What is it? Can we cut? 2057 01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:44,000 My angel! 2058 01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:49,040 See? Angel dolls are real! 2059 01:48:49,120 --> 01:48:50,240 My angel! 2060 01:48:50,320 --> 01:48:53,240 Ma'am, the temple forgot to pay the electricity bill. 2061 01:48:55,520 --> 01:48:56,360 Shit! Crazy bitch! 2062 01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:03,560 Cut!