1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,684 Master, can I please have a day off tomorrow? 4 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,917 If you can catch me, I'll give you a month off! 5 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:08,583 - Sure! Watch out! - Watch your manners! 6 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,208 Where did you go? 7 00:01:33,917 --> 00:01:36,250 Haha... biggie 8 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:39,542 your flying kungfu needs lots more work 9 00:01:40,042 --> 00:01:41,667 master, I memorized 10 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:44,167 all the moves you taught me 11 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:47,250 practice them every day 12 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,601 I've even made my own move, "biggie jumps the dragon gate" 13 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,125 I'll show you, master 14 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,625 How is it? Aren't I good? 15 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:03,167 Ah? 16 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,667 Gone again? 17 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:10,458 Master, no wonder you rule our kungfu world 18 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:13,750 go on and practice, you will succeed 19 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:17,333 biggie, pass this letter to peony 20 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,917 tell her what's past is past 21 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:21,393 come back home to visit when she has time 22 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:23,777 don't you worry, master, I sure will hand it to sister peony 23 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,667 I've missed her for a long time 24 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:51,667 Who are you people? 25 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:54,167 We are here to kill you! 26 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,042 Gang up! 27 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:47,583 Shifu, you've past your prime, yet 28 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,042 what use is your mastership? 29 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:51,542 Hand out the tablet 30 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:55,000 you can die peacefully 31 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:05,667 Forget it! 32 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,083 I'll have my ways without the tablet! 33 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:15,458 A good fried cake's a flawless cake 34 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,625 top oil, great dough, perfect hands! 35 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,542 Great hands, better business! 36 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:25,125 Feelin' just great 37 00:04:25,292 --> 00:04:27,917 good business, better mood! 38 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,625 Better moods, better frying! 39 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,208 Better frying makes a good fried cake 40 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:36,000 a good fried cake's a flawless cake 41 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:43,833 better business, better mood! 42 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,500 A good fried cake's a flawless cake 43 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:58,167 top oil, great dough, perfect hands! 44 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,583 Clean chopping, and fine slicing 45 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,083 pretty twisting, and excellent kneading 46 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:05,208 good good good, so good good good 47 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:08,500 filling's good, skin's so good 48 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,083 better frying 49 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:16,708 a good fried cake 50 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,417 a good fried cake's a flawless cake 51 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:22,250 top oil, great dough, yummy fillings 52 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:25,000 great hands, better business! 53 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,958 Good business, better mood! 54 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,167 Perfect 55 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,542 Great weather today 56 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,417 gonne sell lots of fried cakes! 57 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:47,792 But don't be proud 58 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,875 A good fried cake is a flawless cake 59 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:25,708 What... 60 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:32,792 What happened? 61 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,000 My fried cakes are ruined! 62 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,583 Gotten make them over again 63 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:42,375 perfect fried cakes gone to waste 64 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,250 oh? 65 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,542 What is this? 66 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,500 You scared me! 67 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:05,375 Still breathing 68 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,625 granny 69 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:11,625 where... where am I? 70 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:13,167 This is... 71 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,333 Where am I? 72 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:18,792 You are right in front of my door 73 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,458 let me help you to get up 74 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,917 there's no more time... 75 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,250 Don't speak, there is 76 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:31,292 let's get inside first 77 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,042 Easy... careful! 78 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:50,833 Where have you gone? 79 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,667 Granny, this is my family's special herbs 80 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,667 my own grandpa said it can cure anything 81 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:08,542 it won't do me good 82 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:12,792 I've been severely poisoned 83 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:15,542 poisoned? 84 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:16,851 You're not radioactive are you? 85 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,167 Don't be afraid, son 86 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:23,167 I don't have much time left 87 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,083 give me your hand 88 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:28,375 - I'm gone pass all my kung fu onto you, - hand? 89 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,500 - Hurry... hurry up - what for? 90 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,583 That tickles! 91 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:50,708 Endure! Speak not! Close your eyes... 92 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,208 It is really itchy! 93 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:59,167 Son, this is destiny, that I pass my kung fu onto you! 94 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,059 I know only know fried cakes, I know nothing else 95 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,292 remember, use your kung fu to do good 96 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:08,792 you must not use it to bully the weak 97 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,333 Son, go to Peking city 98 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:26,825 find the tiger martial academy 99 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,417 help me with one thing... 100 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,333 What is it? 101 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,833 Hand this tablet 102 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:36,083 to my daughter peony 103 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:38,250 but what about my fried cakes...? 104 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,583 Farewell 105 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,708 farewell? You're gone just like that? 106 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:42,750 Oh dear 107 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,750 granny! Granny! 108 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,792 Gone just like that 109 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,500 go on rest in peace 110 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,417 I promise you 111 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:54,208 I will go to the city, to find your daughter peony 112 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,625 Darling, it itches 113 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,458 will it hurt the skin 114 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,542 don't worry, just think of it like a mud spa 115 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,083 I can't reach 116 00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:44,417 one, two, here you go 117 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,708 darling, it's just simple robbery 118 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,708 why do we need to paint ourselves black? 119 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,458 What do you know? 120 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,042 This is being professional 121 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,417 we give ourselves the look, 122 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,417 it really scares'em 123 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,958 what look 124 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:03,042 just stick out a knife 125 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,583 and stab them like this 126 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,417 they'll hand over the money alright 127 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:08,893 you'd just kill people like that? 128 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,997 They are coming down hard on murderers in these parts 129 00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:13,417 you women nowadays have gotten so violent 130 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,250 Darling 131 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:29,250 what? 132 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,458 Here comes one! 133 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,583 Excuse me... 134 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:40,125 Indeed, you got a good eye 135 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:43,083 you already know the drill without us saying a thing 136 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,167 alright then, by the book, hand it over! 137 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:45,958 Hand it over! 138 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,542 You are... 139 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,292 Can't you tell? 140 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,417 I see 141 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,083 you are coal miners 142 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,417 quit pretending, you hear? 143 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,708 You sure don't know what you're in for 144 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,250 let me show you 145 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,625 what the word 'professional' mean 146 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:02,872 behold ladies and gentlemen 147 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,292 I leveled this forest 148 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,083 and planted all the trees 149 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:07,375 anyone wishing to pass 150 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,292 must pay your duly fees 151 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,375 sounds like a pro, huh? 152 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,292 Oh I see... 153 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,500 You guys sell trees! 154 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,418 But how can you? This here place is full of trees 155 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,917 wait sorry hold on 156 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,667 let me think again 157 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,500 what do dark skinned people in a forest do... 158 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:32,375 Close... 159 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,542 Ah! 160 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,000 I got it! 161 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,042 You are grave diggers 162 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,583 - be calm... be calm... be calm... - How can I be calm! 163 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,875 Honey, let's do plan a 164 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 like we practiced at home 165 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,583 action 166 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,875 you... make fires 167 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,333 cooks? 168 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,042 Lumber Jacks 169 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,167 coolies 170 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,542 kitchen hands 171 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,250 dish washers 172 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,292 use your brain will you? 173 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,708 Think deep! 174 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,375 What is it? 175 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,708 Oh my god! 176 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,833 So what exactly do you do? 177 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,542 Forget it, my turn 178 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,375 now it's your turn to guess 179 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:25,958 handbook 180 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,542 a good fried cake leads to all good things 181 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,917 good oil, good dough, good handling 182 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,763 - good chopping - he is not even in here... 183 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,792 Good slicing 184 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,958 - all good things, all good things - what the heck! 185 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,458 Good sales leads to good moods 186 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:39,833 I have good moods 187 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,125 good moods lead to good frying 188 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:45,792 a good fried cake's got good fillings... good... 189 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,333 We still haven't got a nickel from him 190 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,250 what? 191 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,708 Forget about it! Plan b! 192 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:58,875 It's a hold up! 193 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,417 Hold up? 194 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:04,000 Yes it is! Hand it over! 195 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,750 O lord... 196 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:07,917 He's gone? 197 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,083 Peony, I am no longer me 198 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:15,750 what? 199 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,000 Ah haha 200 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,083 I mean, I am no longer what I used to be 201 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,792 my master, who is your father, 202 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,518 sees me with a whole different light now 203 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,102 he practices with me each and every day 204 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,583 because I am a natural talent 205 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:27,375 really? 206 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,125 I bet you! 207 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,417 You can ask master 208 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,708 but of course, 209 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,250 apart from his teachings 210 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,208 it's my genius... 211 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,695 Biggie, since you are advancing so well in the martial arts 212 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,875 - you will do well even without us - robbery! 213 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,042 I'm going to get you, you little 214 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,625 wait for me, darling 215 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,458 just two bandits! Watch me 216 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,208 help! 217 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,458 You run fast for your weight 218 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,625 now hand over your money 219 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,976 I have no money! I have no money! 220 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,309 Then why run if you have no money? 221 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,184 How can I not run when you are chasing me like that? 222 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,917 Plan b! Hand it over! 223 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,333 I'll give you one last chance, I'll count to three 224 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,667 Two against one, that's not fair, is it? 225 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:31,202 Are you two supposed to be... 226 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,333 Bandhs? 227 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,667 Finally! I'm so touched! 228 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,667 - Thank goodness! - I'm so touched 229 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,833 honey, someone finally recognize us! 230 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,708 You! You see this? Now that's a smart girl 231 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,750 hand over the money! 232 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,833 That's mud you got on you 233 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 I thought you guys are trying to be ninja turtles! 234 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,208 Bandits eh? 235 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:56,213 Especially you! Look at yourself, go on take a peepee and check your face 236 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,208 you've insulted me 237 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,601 I dare you say it one more time 238 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:00,875 you've insulted us as a team! 239 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,875 I'll say it, and I'll say it ten times more 240 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,000 I will be back! 241 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,042 You are not getting away with this 242 00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,792 Let me down right now! 243 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,458 Sure 244 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,125 They are such bullies... 245 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,083 I'm telling teacher 246 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,375 yeah we must tell teacher 247 00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,542 hey I haven't even strike yet 248 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:03,000 don't blink! 249 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,333 Tiger scratches the wall 250 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,167 eagle unfolds its wing! Smack! 251 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,375 Peow! Peow! Peow! 252 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,542 Okay, okay. We got it, you're good 253 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,250 but why do you need to close your eyes? 254 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,333 When I demonstrate 255 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,125 I don't usually open my eyes 256 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:20,708 I'm afraid that if I do 257 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,208 too much power will unleash 258 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,333 and it'll hurt the innocent 259 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,958 you two, you can make better use of yourselves 260 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,375 quit trying to Rob people! 261 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,667 Off you go! 262 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,708 We fail again 263 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:36,958 retreat 264 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,292 Biggie has two long ears 265 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,458 big front teeth 266 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,708 one short tail 267 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,875 oh how I wonder 268 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:51,625 we're both rabbits yet how can we be so different! 269 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,250 You 270 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,000 you 271 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,351 did you grow up eating fertilizers? 272 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,375 What's fertilizer? 273 00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,542 Biggie! 274 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,625 Are you okay? 275 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,333 Thank you, thank you 276 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,833 and you two are...? 277 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,625 Listen very carefully, she is miss... 278 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,292 My name is peony 279 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,667 and you are...? 280 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:16,250 My name is tu, you are pony? 281 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,083 Why, you're not a horse... 282 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,530 What? What's wrong with my name? 283 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,042 Oh no, nothing, never mind 284 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:21,750 alright 285 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,667 goodbye! Let's go 286 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,833 good bye 287 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,608 biggie, what's the matter with you? 288 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,625 We have to have manners, be nice 289 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:33,542 no big deal, just a prank 290 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,083 he won't mind! 291 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,292 Good bye! 292 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,542 Goodbye pony 293 00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:46,250 oh I almost forgot about the tablet 294 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:51,250 I must go to tiger martial academy right the way 295 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,708 Some more wine, sir? 296 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,226 Dumb bear, think painting circles 297 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,750 around your eyes make you a panda? 298 00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,750 What a joke! 299 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:35,917 What's your intention! 300 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:45,042 My fellow shifu's... such a late visit, what can I do for you? 301 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,458 Slash! 302 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,625 How dare you! To call our new master by name? 303 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,833 What? 304 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,167 Don't be rude 305 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,875 everybody, be calm 306 00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:59,083 have a seat! 307 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,458 Slash, we are here for 308 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,333 no other reason but to ask 309 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,958 where did the old master go? 310 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,333 Say it! 311 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,083 You mean my shifu? 312 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,250 Exacfly! 313 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,958 It's all my fault 314 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:20,167 dear gentlemen, the night before, 315 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:24,042 a whole gang of assassins came! 316 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,125 It's all my fault that I failed to protect shifu 317 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,000 they outnumbered us! 318 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,125 To protect me, shifu was struck from behind 319 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:37,458 before he passed away, he gave me the tablet 320 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:41,083 shifu! Forgive your useless disciple 321 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:45,000 I promise to avenge your death! 322 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,792 Well! If what you say is true 323 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:49,667 you need 324 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,667 to prove it to us 325 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,976 the tablet is the ultimate relic of the old master 326 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,875 show us the tablet 327 00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,375 - yes! Show us, hurry - shut up you all! 328 00:21:58,667 --> 00:21:59,667 Show us the tablet 329 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,417 oh! So you gentlemen 330 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,208 do not believe me 331 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:08,875 ok, I'll show you 332 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,833 You... you... 333 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:41,833 Say hi to shifu for me 334 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,500 Peony, your father is growing old 335 00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,000 please return home to discuss future succession of our academy 336 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,667 father 337 00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:07,458 I can't stand you reading this thing over and over 338 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:08,583 we're almost home 339 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,309 once we're home, you can see master in person 340 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,292 hurry, let's go 341 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:13,458 biggie 342 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,417 I think I won't get to leave home again 343 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,500 it seems that I will have to give up my dream 344 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,143 you should have given it up long time ago, peony 345 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,875 you're not a kid anymore 346 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,750 you need to take care of your father, right? 347 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:28,125 You are right, 348 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:31,750 I haven't seen father for so long 349 00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:34,458 I feel a bit nervous actually 350 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:36,500 women are so troublesome 351 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,143 what's nerve-racking about seeing your own father? 352 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,000 I'm not nervous 353 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:42,583 go on, it's getting dark 354 00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,583 go on, hurry 355 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:03,167 Passing through 356 00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,125 this is the big city 357 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:15,917 it's huge! 358 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:20,833 If only I can sell fried cakes here, that'd be awesome 359 00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,042 Wind wheels, wind wheels, come get them 360 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:48,542 pancakes, hot pancakes 361 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,667 come upstairs for tea 362 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,333 I still have the tablet mission 363 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,208 Move it 364 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:16,375 how rude are these people 365 00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:18,417 soy milk 366 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:19,583 boss_. 367 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:20,250 Ah? 368 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:23,375 - Excuse me... oh - what? 369 00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:25,708 Which way is the tiger martial academy 370 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,458 oh, it's nearby 371 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,500 past that snack street 372 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:31,083 have a soy milk 373 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:32,583 so much food 374 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,792 - have a soy milk - no thank you 375 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,000 peony, we're almost home, 376 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:40,500 let's hurry up 377 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,083 biggie, hold on 378 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,351 I haven't seen father for so long. 379 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,417 I can't go home empty handed, can I? 380 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:47,583 That's true 381 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,917 hey this looks good 382 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,042 peony, check that out 383 00:25:55,333 --> 00:26:00,125 come get your rabbit 384 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,375 look peony, remember this? 385 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:07,042 Sure, father used to buy me one every year 386 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,625 grandpa, how much? Give me a discount 387 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:15,083 I'm the famous biggie 388 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,583 be quiet! 389 00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:20,750 Excuse me, how much is this 390 00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:23,083 aren't you peony? 391 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,667 You have good eyesight 392 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,208 I am peony 393 00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:32,125 ah? Peony? Hm? 394 00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:39,292 Get out 395 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,098 - I am here to look for someone - go away! 396 00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:48,458 Master sima, welcome! Master sima arrived! 397 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,333 This is so cute! 398 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,958 - How much? - Child 399 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:56,750 do you really not know what happened? 400 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,958 Grandpa, know what? 401 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:03,375 Slash claimed himself the new master 402 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,667 the old master has disappeared for days now. 403 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,393 - No one knows where he is - oh? Really? 404 00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:10,125 My father disappeared?! 405 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:11,500 Yes 406 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:14,542 biggie, let's go! Hurry! 407 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,208 Master murong, this way please! 408 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,167 Welcome, master zhao, master zhao arrived! 409 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:33,875 Master ba, master ba arrived! 410 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,125 Wait... who are you? 411 00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:41,167 Ah? I... I am tu 412 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:44,583 master tu is here 413 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:57,375 This is so impressive wow! 414 00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:23,042 No one's interested 415 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:24,750 finally, someone falls for the bait 416 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,351 congratulations! You've just been hired 417 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,542 what? Hired? What for? 418 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:35,875 Are you kidding? Look what you have got in your hands 419 00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:39,208 what? What's that? 420 00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:41,059 This martial academy is looking for a kitchen help 421 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,583 no restrictions on age, 422 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,375 gender, weight 423 00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:45,958 all meals provided 424 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,726 an opportunity like this comes once in a lifetime 425 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:48,958 brother! You are the lucky one 426 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,917 follow me! What are you standing there for? 427 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,042 I... I'm here to look for a friend 428 00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:55,292 we are all friends at the back kitchen, in you go 429 00:28:58,792 --> 00:28:59,833 in you go! 430 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,667 Hurry up! Move quickly 431 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:04,125 my gosh. 432 00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:05,917 All you ignorant bozos 433 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:07,833 let's hurry up 434 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 you! 435 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:10,917 Over here! 436 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,167 Serve the dish! 437 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,750 Whoever fails my orders can get out of my kitchen! 438 00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:18,208 I'm here to look for someone 439 00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:21,667 forget about the friend follow me, serve the dish! 440 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:30,667 The emperor's banquet! 441 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:59,792 I'm telling you I'm not here to serve dishes I'm here to look for somebody 442 00:30:08,292 --> 00:30:09,292 Look for someone? 443 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,958 Who are you? Get the heck out! 444 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,833 Wait! You're here to find someone? 445 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:17,167 Named peony... 446 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,792 Peony? 447 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,417 Who is she to you? 448 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:34,500 "Ahh... peony" 449 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:37,875 "peony our beloved national flower" 450 00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:38,667 "our beloved motherland's precious" 451 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,875 "oh mother... how much do I miss seeing you" 452 00:30:41,042 --> 00:30:47,208 "waiting to reunite with you, in wonderland..." 453 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,667 Quit messing around! 454 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:53,375 Who is this guy? 455 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:55,917 I've never seen him before! 456 00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:58,542 Master, he's a kitchen help 457 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:00,917 I think he just arrived today 458 00:31:01,042 --> 00:31:02,042 keep an eye on him 459 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:05,417 don't let this strange guy make trouble! 460 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:07,125 Yes master! 461 00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,583 Who sent you here for peony? 462 00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:14,250 - Ah? - Do you know who those guys were? 463 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:15,250 Who? 464 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,750 Shh... the man in the center is slash! 465 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,375 You are new so I'm telling you 466 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,708 never cross this man! 467 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:23,875 So you better watch out 468 00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:26,002 ask no questions apart from what you need to know 469 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:30,250 I'm telling you, they've replaced all the people here 470 00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:31,708 do you know where they've gone? 471 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:32,458 Where? 472 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,750 Shh! 473 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,083 They've been... nixed... 474 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,958 If you mention peony again 475 00:31:39,292 --> 00:31:40,708 you may as well... 476 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,083 What? 477 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,458 What should I do then? 478 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:46,809 What do you mean what you should do? 479 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,792 Just work hard and serve your dishes! 480 00:31:55,542 --> 00:31:58,500 Wind wheels wind wheels 481 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,250 how strange, I know none of these people! 482 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,590 I'll go check what's inside. Wait for me here! 483 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:05,667 I'll come with you! 484 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,875 They won't dare do anything to me! 485 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:10,125 This is a man's duty! 486 00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:14,833 I salute to all my brothers! 487 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:16,917 Salute 488 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,875 brothers, without you all, 489 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,500 I would not be who I am today! Toast 490 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:25,917 salute 491 00:33:37,375 --> 00:33:38,875 Biggie? 492 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:42,333 What a coup against shifu! And a bad facelift too! 493 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,083 Tell brother five to go to the backyard 494 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:49,708 you take some men and catch him from the front entrance! 495 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:50,875 Yes 496 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,167 Hurry! Here! 497 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,833 Ah? There's a door! 498 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:34,417 Have you checked the other side? Do it! Over here! 499 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,208 Drag him out, don't let him escape! 500 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:44,542 Have you not eaten or something? Use your muscles! 501 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,250 You seem to enjoy pulling that thing 502 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,500 oh mama! 503 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,125 Peony? 504 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,625 Who dares to come now? 505 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:33,708 Let me down... let-let-let me down! 506 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,167 Come down! 507 00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:44,292 Let's go! 508 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,583 What am I going to do about the tablet? 509 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,875 Are you here to sleep? You lazy bunch! 510 00:36:45,042 --> 00:36:46,282 You don't want to live anymore? 511 00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:49,708 You've been sleeping all day, hurry! 512 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,375 You've been sleeping all day 513 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:55,125 if I see it again, I will skin you alive! 514 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:04,417 You are making me so mad! 515 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:08,458 You! Fill up all the water, every tank! 516 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,500 Too much! 517 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:24,000 It's just my luck. 518 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,708 When will I ever find peony? 519 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:16,792 The secret to a great fried cake is in the skin and the filling 520 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,958 chef! I can make amazing fried cakes! 521 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:23,958 Get out of here! You are clingier than a fried cake! 522 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,250 Creep! 523 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,167 My gosh. 524 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:42,458 Head's still here, hair's still here! 525 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:48,667 My teeth... 526 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:56,042 Get out! 527 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:57,708 I never want to see you again! 528 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:01,542 I don't want you to be anywhere near this kitchen! Not even a millimeter! 529 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,500 Out! 530 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:39,417 Grandpa, if you didn't pass away so quickly 531 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,042 I'd have said no to you! 532 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:46,333 Well, here we are in the city now, how about you look for her yourself! 533 00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:01,250 Down there 534 00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:24,417 Who is it? 535 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:31,750 Assassin! 536 00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,250 Slash, where is my father? 537 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:03,333 Sister, drop your sword 538 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:03,917 say 539 00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,958 let's talk peacefully! 540 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,917 Quit fooling around, speak at once! 541 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:11,125 Sister 542 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:14,542 calm down! Drop your sword 543 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:17,875 with your blade by my throat, how can I speak at once? 544 00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:21,792 Master, he passed away! 545 00:43:22,292 --> 00:43:23,292 What? 546 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,125 What are you saying? 547 00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:30,542 That's impossible! Father just wrote to me! You're lying! 548 00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,125 I sure hope it isn't true 549 00:43:34,292 --> 00:43:38,542 sister. I understand your pain right now 550 00:43:40,542 --> 00:43:44,292 if you didn't run off and leave master behind three years ago 551 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:49,000 his mastership would now have been yours 552 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:55,167 but master passed it on to me before he died 553 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:59,458 master! Sister is back now! 554 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,333 What am I supposed to do? 555 00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,167 You are full of lies! 556 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,935 Father called me back to discuss the succession of the mastership 557 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:07,667 never even mentioned you! 558 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,333 If what you say is true, show me the tablet! 559 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,583 Otherwise, I won't let you get away with this! 560 00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:17,042 Tablet? 561 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:21,000 Yes, I sure have the tablet! 562 00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,708 Hurry up! 563 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,542 I'll show you 564 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,708 You sneaky beast! What a dirty blow! 565 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:38,042 You can't blame me 566 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,083 you wanted to see the tablet, right? 567 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:43,417 Well my face is the tablet! 568 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,625 I am the rightful successor to the mastership! 569 00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:49,375 I will take you to your father now! 570 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:53,625 Up there! 571 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,500 Get her! 572 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,083 Get her! 573 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:05,958 Hurry! Go! 574 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:07,167 Get her! 575 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:12,458 Fight... get her, what are you standing there for! Hurry! Go! 576 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:24,667 Behind, behind! Look behind! 577 00:45:32,792 --> 00:45:34,792 Peony! Up here! 578 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:41,208 Whoa whoa... 579 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,250 Archers! Shoot! 580 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,500 Hurry! 581 00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:32,000 Sister, don't leave so soon! We haven't finished our talk! 582 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:41,250 Biggie! 583 00:46:53,292 --> 00:46:54,625 Down you go 584 00:46:54,917 --> 00:46:56,583 my ear... 585 00:46:56,917 --> 00:46:57,917 Watch out! 586 00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:00,000 Let go now! If not you're dead 587 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,500 Master! 588 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,750 Are you okay... are you hurt... 589 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,833 You useless bunch! 590 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:23,333 How could you let them escape 591 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,125 you're all fired 592 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,833 Can't believe I just left for several days 593 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,833 and they killed master 594 00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:41,375 biggie 595 00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:43,542 I feel awful 596 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:50,500 for pursuing my ways yet neglected my own father... 597 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,542 What kind of daughter am I 598 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:58,000 I will avenge... 599 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:04,292 How could you faint like this... 600 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,750 You're scaring me 601 00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:12,958 help... help... help... 602 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,208 Was that a dream? 603 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:29,292 Anybody! Help! 604 00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:36,375 Anybody help! 605 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,583 It's real 606 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:43,875 you? 607 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,333 Why did she faint? 608 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:49,792 Forget it, come... 609 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,833 What are you doing? Put her down 610 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,101 are you trying to take advantage of her? 611 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,976 I'm telling you I'm gone do my power strike on you! 612 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,708 Watch out for my Buddha's palm! 613 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,792 Why are you biting my tail? Look, there's a temple up ahead 614 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:09,292 ouch, that hurts! 615 00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:11,458 My tail is already short enough! 616 00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:14,833 Watch it before I start my fart attack 617 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,875 She's awake! 618 00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:27,292 Peony, you really scared me 619 00:49:27,917 --> 00:49:30,667 biggie, where are we? 620 00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:33,333 Why am I here? 621 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:36,667 Peony, it's safe here, relax 622 00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,500 we are in an old temple 623 00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:41,208 I am here next to you so don't you worry 624 00:49:41,375 --> 00:49:43,184 that fat guy wanted to take advantage of you just now... 625 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,917 Here I come 626 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:48,792 lucky us, I found the healing herbs... 627 00:49:52,042 --> 00:49:53,167 What are you doing? 628 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:55,625 Is the herb for you or her? 629 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,458 Why did you just eat all of it? 630 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,625 Did you even brush your teeth? Is your mouth clean? 631 00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:06,208 Be sanitary ok? 632 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:08,333 She's our honorable miss! 633 00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:13,875 Miss? I mistook you for a man! 634 00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:15,042 Heck 635 00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:16,542 what do you know! 636 00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:18,375 Well we saved your life before 637 00:50:18,542 --> 00:50:20,083 so leave us the herbs 638 00:50:20,292 --> 00:50:22,417 and you can leave now 639 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,417 the herbs need to be chewed up first so I'll just stay to... 640 00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:29,708 Excuses, excuses! 641 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,875 Thank you, I'm feeling much better 642 00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:34,042 really? 643 00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:37,542 Never knew you're a girl! 644 00:50:38,167 --> 00:50:40,417 - Whatever! - You really don't need me anymore? 645 00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:42,792 Yes 646 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,167 I'll just go then... 647 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:48,292 Sure you must go. What else do you want? Go on... 648 00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:07,583 Be quiet! Be quiet! 649 00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:10,417 Go and search the east end! 650 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:11,250 Yes sir! 651 00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:12,750 And you search the south! 652 00:51:12,917 --> 00:51:13,708 Yes! Yes sir! 653 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:15,184 She's injured and she won't run far 654 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,917 if you don't find her, don't come back! 655 00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:18,250 Yes sir! 656 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:28,625 Quit arguing! Go on! 657 00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:34,458 Add water! Add water! 658 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:38,458 - The vat is empty - the wok is drying up! You useless 659 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,958 tu, tu! Come here. Where have you been slacking off? 660 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,434 - Been carrying water! - For the whole day? 661 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:44,667 The chef is waiting for water and throwing a fit! 662 00:51:44,958 --> 00:51:47,792 A question for you, what are all those people looking for? 663 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:49,292 It's big news! 664 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:51,500 An assassin came last night dressed in black 665 00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:53,167 a woman she was 666 00:51:53,292 --> 00:51:56,875 and all our fighters failed to catch her 667 00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:59,167 a shorter saved her 668 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:04,208 master lost face, he is searching for her around the whole city 669 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,833 dressed in black? 670 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,125 A woman and a shorter? 671 00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:11,375 Wouldn't that be... 672 00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:12,292 Have you seen them? 673 00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:14,375 Never... really 674 00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:17,083 shut your mouth if you haven't 675 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:18,750 you 676 00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:20,875 I told you to get water and where have you been?! 677 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,625 You want to burst my arteries? 678 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:27,042 Come over here and wash all this up 679 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:28,667 before you sleep! 680 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:07,667 Grandpa? I thought you were gone? 681 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,833 Oh yes! 682 00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:10,708 I'm sorry 683 00:53:11,042 --> 00:53:13,542 I still haven't found your daughter! 684 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:14,833 I know 685 00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:20,042 son, almost all my inner 686 00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:23,625 kung fu is inside you now 687 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:27,125 you need to find a way to unleash it 688 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:30,375 and you shall surely find peony 689 00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:32,792 but how? 690 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,875 Turn nothingness to existence 691 00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:41,333 feel everything around you with your heart, and it'll be omnipresent. 692 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:47,000 What are you doing? 693 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:49,750 I'm sorry, I didn't see you are here 694 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:53,625 why are you sleeping here? Go sleep inside! 695 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,708 You just woke me from the most important part of my dream 696 00:53:58,958 --> 00:53:59,958 what dream 697 00:54:00,292 --> 00:54:03,417 forget it! I'll go back to it tonight 698 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,333 I still need to get more water 699 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,875 Drink some water, peony 700 00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:15,708 I'll go see 701 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:17,958 if there's any food, ok? 702 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:21,417 Don't be too sad, ok? 703 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:25,042 Hey! You again? 704 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:28,625 Wow I was just talking about food and there it is. That's a lot. 705 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:31,125 Okay, you stay and the food can leave 706 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:35,083 oh, the food can stay and you can go 707 00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:37,375 thank you 708 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:40,250 you're welcome. 709 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,737 Can I show you my cooking skills? 710 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,750 Sure! Absolutely 711 00:54:43,917 --> 00:54:47,333 oh, so you and the food will both end up staying 712 00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:00,792 Look how he chops the veggies 713 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:04,167 could he be a kung fu expert in disguise? 714 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:07,958 Are you kidding? 715 00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,792 He just looks like a big fat cock! 716 00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:13,000 If he is a master, then I'm Superman! 717 00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:20,583 Yams are good for your chi, dates are good for the blood 718 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,833 it's what your body needs now 719 00:55:23,792 --> 00:55:27,208 next is what I'm best at! You sure will love it! 720 00:55:29,417 --> 00:55:32,292 Good fried cakes lead to all good things 721 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:35,667 I'm really sorry. I feel awful 722 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,667 and have no appetite for anything. 723 00:55:41,583 --> 00:55:43,042 Yuck! This is disgusting! 724 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:47,542 Don't you eat this 725 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:51,083 I guess it takes talent to make it so terrible! 726 00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:58,875 I don't know what happened to you 727 00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:01,875 but I know for as long as you're alive you need to eat 728 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:05,542 eat my fried cakes and you'll be happy! 729 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:08,958 When I eat my fried cakes, I always do others good. 730 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:12,625 Eat well 731 00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:14,958 and you can recover well, right? 732 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:16,875 Then we can go for revenge 733 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:18,667 we just escaped from death 734 00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:20,513 and we shouldn't starve ourselves to death 735 00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:25,083 what do I do now? 736 00:56:43,917 --> 00:56:45,583 Back where I left off! 737 00:56:46,542 --> 00:56:50,208 Oh grandpa, come tell me! 738 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:52,875 How can I find her? 739 00:56:54,042 --> 00:56:56,542 I thought I told you before 740 00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:01,583 I only remember half of it, can you please remind me 741 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:04,667 listen carefully son 742 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:11,333 if you have a heart for kung fu, you can find it every day, in anything you do 743 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:13,500 but I only know how to chop firewood 744 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875 that's fine 745 00:57:15,583 --> 00:57:17,250 I only know how to clean the floor... 746 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:20,542 That's fine, too 747 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:25,625 and I know how to make fried cakes... Don't go... is that all? 748 00:59:35,917 --> 00:59:40,083 Wow... wonderful! This is beautiful! 749 00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:41,667 You are here! 750 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,000 Thank you for taking care of me, 751 00:59:44,167 --> 00:59:46,417 I have fully recovered! 752 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:50,500 Who did you learn that from? That you can spin a bamboo like that? 753 00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:53,458 You're amusing! 754 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:56,125 It's a good day today, 755 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:57,875 we can go for a walk through the woods! 756 00:59:58,042 --> 01:00:00,208 Sure! 757 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:10,417 I've been training with my father since I was young 758 01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:13,250 and had kung fu brothers around me all the time 759 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:15,583 it wasn't fun at all 760 01:00:16,292 --> 01:00:19,708 when I was 15, a circus came to our town 761 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,125 their performance was so brilliant 762 01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:25,917 I suddenly changed 763 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:28,250 yes, I know that feeling 764 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:30,750 it's like when you face a whole lot of snacks 765 01:00:30,917 --> 01:00:32,792 and wonder what to eat 766 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,125 and suddenly my fried cake shows up... I'd make up my mind that instant 767 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:38,542 what a special way to put this... 768 01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:43,833 I think how acrobatics differs from martial arts 769 01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:48,042 is that it brings laughter to the audience and makes people happy 770 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:51,833 so I've decided to learn that instead 771 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:54,542 but my father opposed this idea 772 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:57,708 when everyone was asleep at night 773 01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:00,167 I ran away with the circus 774 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,042 and was gone for three years 775 01:01:04,042 --> 01:01:05,167 I never thought that... 776 01:01:06,167 --> 01:01:07,542 You never thought what? 777 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,667 Nothing 778 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,500 tell me about yourself 779 01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:14,833 there is nothing much about me 780 01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:20,125 like... where you are from? What do you do? 781 01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:21,542 My name is tu 782 01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:24,083 I used to sell fried cakes in my home town before 783 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,375 an old man asked me to look for his daughter 784 01:01:29,042 --> 01:01:30,208 look for his daughter? 785 01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:31,792 What for? 786 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,750 To hand her one thing 787 01:01:37,292 --> 01:01:41,458 what's the name of that girl? 788 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,208 Her name is peony, 789 01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:51,542 but I just can't find her 790 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,433 - go on - what are you going to give her? 791 01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:57,458 I can't say without first finding her 792 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:01,583 you know kung fu? 793 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:05,625 I don't know kung fu, I know only to make fried cakes 794 01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:07,167 and now I'm a kitchen hand 795 01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:08,750 I'm sure you have kung fu 796 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:13,292 look, you can catch a wasp with one hand and let it go again 797 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:16,875 your speed, force, sight and hearing 798 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:20,500 they are all extraordinary 799 01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:27,625 Hey that tickles 800 01:02:27,667 --> 01:02:29,059 you still say you don't know kung fu? 801 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:31,667 No I don't! I really don't know kung fu 802 01:02:32,042 --> 01:02:34,375 I am just a kitchen hand at the martial academy! 803 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:35,792 Which house? 804 01:02:35,958 --> 01:02:37,792 Tiger martial academy 805 01:02:37,917 --> 01:02:39,375 what? 806 01:02:39,542 --> 01:02:40,625 Do you know it? 807 01:02:44,292 --> 01:02:45,292 Not really 808 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:49,292 I only heard that they've changed leadership recently 809 01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:52,667 yes... and they are organizing a tournament 810 01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,033 to announce the new mastership 811 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:56,042 and to show some kind of a tablet 812 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:57,208 what are talking about? 813 01:02:58,667 --> 01:03:02,667 I'm sorry, I am tired, you should go 814 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:04,458 I will go and pick more herbs for you 815 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:08,250 no thanks, I've recovered, you should go 816 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:09,417 wait 817 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:12,583 a question for you 818 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,684 were you the one who broke into the academy 819 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:18,875 dressed in black with that shorter? 820 01:03:19,167 --> 01:03:23,083 You shouldn't ask about things not your own business 821 01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,042 let's go, I'm tired 822 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:28,667 that's strange 823 01:03:29,542 --> 01:03:31,250 I only asked a question 824 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,500 and she gave me no answer 825 01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:36,500 but just brushed me away 826 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:42,667 listen, never trust anybody 827 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:44,476 we only have ourselves to count on now 828 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:47,792 peony, weren't you fine just a while ago? 829 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:51,167 Is it that fat chump who annoyed you again 830 01:03:51,333 --> 01:03:52,500 I'll go get him 831 01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:56,042 biggie, let's pack up 832 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,625 it is time for our revenge! 833 01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:04,167 Can you be any slower! 834 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:05,708 The weather is great! 835 01:04:06,833 --> 01:04:08,917 The chef is ready to blow the lid here! 836 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,708 What's the... 837 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:25,083 Hey, is he the one who brought trouble last time? 838 01:04:25,917 --> 01:04:28,958 Yes! He is the new kitchen help, named tu! 839 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,958 New kitchen help? 840 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:35,042 Look at the way and speed he carries those water buckets 841 01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:38,542 this guy's got kung fu, and lots of it 842 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,542 how could that be? 843 01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:46,958 Tomorrow is the day I will rule the world 844 01:04:47,667 --> 01:04:50,417 I will allow no room for surprises, do you understand me? 845 01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:53,042 I'll have him arrested right away 846 01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:56,833 no, instead, get someone to follow him 847 01:04:57,167 --> 01:05:00,958 see if he has any friends 848 01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:11,667 Who are you? 849 01:06:22,042 --> 01:06:24,542 Pony, open the door! 850 01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:11,000 The master's right! 851 01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:12,875 You really are fishy 852 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,458 what are you doing 853 01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:16,000 search inside! 854 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:20,042 Run away pony! Run! 855 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,208 Reporting sir! No one is inside! 856 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:26,708 They escaped? 857 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:29,708 Take the fat chump away! 858 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,250 Let's go! 859 01:07:31,667 --> 01:07:35,042 Let me go! What are you doing 860 01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:41,375 you stay here, don't you try anything funny! 861 01:07:41,542 --> 01:07:43,958 I will take care of you after the tournament 862 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:47,500 - Hello - good to see you 863 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:23,625 Be quiet! Everybody be quiet! 864 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:30,042 I now introduce our honorable kung fu master, slash 865 01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:31,833 to the stage 866 01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:34,958 slashl? What's going on? Who does he think he is? 867 01:09:48,792 --> 01:09:51,167 What has he done to his face? Slashl? He's just a bear! 868 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,351 Great shifu's and fellow heroes from all across our iang 869 01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:06,458 slash here humbly greet you 870 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:13,792 I thank you for coming all this way to attend the great tournament 871 01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:16,250 since the old tablet 872 01:10:16,417 --> 01:10:19,542 is all rusted 873 01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:22,792 so I asked for a new one to be made 874 01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:25,208 in order to pay respect to our great ancestors! 875 01:10:25,417 --> 01:10:27,875 Here it is! 876 01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:32,792 From now on, it will be the proof 877 01:10:32,958 --> 01:10:35,417 of my reigning mastership in kung fu! 878 01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:41,333 Paint himself as a panda? He's gone nuts. 879 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,917 Any question? 880 01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:44,750 You shameless piece of... 881 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,583 You faithless... 882 01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:49,458 Why are you the master? 883 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,000 Everyone be quiet! 884 01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:55,292 Anyone who disapproves can come challenge 885 01:10:57,958 --> 01:11:00,042 come see if I got 886 01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:02,250 what it takes to be number one! 887 01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,542 I will fight you! 888 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:24,375 The old master is respected for his kindness and true spirit of kung fu 889 01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:28,000 all clans in the land obey with respect 890 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:31,167 but now, the old master disappeared 891 01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:36,458 there's no way you're the next successor of mastership! 892 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:40,625 Today I'll send you back where you come from 893 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,000 Shifu! Shifu! 894 01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:31,417 Anyone else? 895 01:13:02,417 --> 01:13:03,833 Watch out here we come! 896 01:13:15,583 --> 01:13:20,292 Never thought my tiger friends would be so easy on me 897 01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:22,375 who else? 898 01:13:23,542 --> 01:13:24,958 Anyone? 899 01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:32,708 He's gone way out of line! 900 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:41,125 Very well! As they say the smart ones follow 901 01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:45,875 you all can see, you against me you die 902 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:51,875 all you, from now on, I rule the entire martial world 903 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,167 I am the new order! 904 01:13:54,333 --> 01:13:55,333 Wait! 905 01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:06,625 You vicious beast, traitor! 906 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,583 I am here to stand against you! 907 01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:10,958 That's right! 908 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:15,167 Why am I the vicious traitor? I've meant to be the new master! 909 01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:18,083 Slash! You have set it all up 910 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:19,792 and murdered the old master 911 01:14:19,958 --> 01:14:21,292 what more have you got to say! 912 01:14:23,708 --> 01:14:24,750 So what? 913 01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:32,917 Listen! I will show you the wrath of the new master! 914 01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:37,000 Slash! You die today to pay 915 01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:39,125 for my father's death! 916 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:52,042 Sister, I didn't send you off to your father last time 917 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,208 but you won't be so lucky anymore 918 01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:34,792 It's tu! 919 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:41,542 Who the heck are you! 920 01:16:41,792 --> 01:16:46,500 I am tu, I have something for... for... 921 01:16:46,667 --> 01:16:47,292 For who? 922 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:49,333 For, for... 923 01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:51,833 For her! 924 01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:56,292 You're not pony, you're peony? 925 01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:57,667 Of course she is peony 926 01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:00,033 you heard it wrong the first time, isn't no one's fault! 927 01:17:00,875 --> 01:17:04,000 If only I knew! I would have gone back to my fried cakes a long time ago! 928 01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:06,708 Hold it! What have you got on you? 929 01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:09,083 Give it to me! 930 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,667 Why would I give it to you? 931 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,875 I promised the old man to give it to peony! 932 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:19,875 It's the tablet!? 933 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:22,583 Go away! 934 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:29,792 You heartless monster, you'll never get the tablet! 935 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:33,583 The world is mine, and no one can stop me! 936 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:37,625 I will kill anyone who stands in my way! 937 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:59,042 I now have both tablets in my hand! 938 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,042 It's hard for me not to be the new master! 939 01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:03,167 Hey! That is not yours! 940 01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,208 Give it back to peony! 941 01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:06,708 Tu, don't go! 942 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:08,917 I promised the old man to hand it to you 943 01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:11,708 promises must be kept 944 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,750 hand over the tablet! 945 01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:20,542 You fool, go back to your foolish chores! 946 01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:23,667 I declare, I am the new master 947 01:18:29,542 --> 01:18:32,708 I will rule the whole world! 948 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,708 Wait! I told you to give the tablet back! 949 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:39,375 You want the tablet? Come get it! 950 01:18:39,542 --> 01:18:41,208 Aren't you good at kung fu? 951 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:44,542 I don't know kung fu 952 01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:51,917 I only know to make dough 953 01:18:55,458 --> 01:18:56,792 mix the fillings 954 01:18:58,792 --> 01:19:00,417 wrap the cakes 955 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,042 slide them in oil 956 01:19:05,292 --> 01:19:06,625 and fry! 957 01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:11,042 Where are you running off to? He is just a kitchen help! Get back! 958 01:20:12,292 --> 01:20:13,417 Damn kid! 959 01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:17,750 I promised grandpa, to hand you the tablet 960 01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:24,000 Thank you! 961 01:22:48,958 --> 01:22:52,292 So, what are you going to do next? 962 01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:57,125 Go home and make more great fried cakes! 963 01:22:57,792 --> 01:23:00,833 You're like a kung fu hotshot now, don't you want to be a hero? 964 01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:07,417 Help! 965 01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:12,375 Help! 966 01:23:13,167 --> 01:23:14,167 I want to... 967 01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:17,833 Help others and give joy! 968 01:23:19,167 --> 01:23:23,333 Help me... I really have no money! 969 01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:25,792 Hold up! 970 01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:27,458 Honey, run 971 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,875 darling, wait for me, wait for me...!