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Master, can I please have a day off tomorrow?
If you can catch me, I'll give you a month off!
- Sure! Watch out! - Watch your manners!
Where did you go?
Haha... biggie
your flying kungfu needs lots more work
master, I memorized
all the moves you taught me
practice them every day
I've even made my own move, "biggie jumps the dragon gate"
I'll show you, master
How is it? Aren't I good?
Ah?
Gone again?
Master, no wonder you rule our kungfu world
go on and practice, you will succeed
biggie, pass this letter to peony
tell her what's past is past
come back home to visit when she has time
don't you worry, master, I sure will hand it to sister peony
I've missed her for a long time
Who are you people?
We are here to kill you!
Gang up!
Shifu, you've past your prime, yet
what use is your mastership?
Hand out the tablet
you can die peacefully
Forget it!
I'll have my ways without the tablet!
A good fried cake's a flawless cake
top oil, great dough, perfect hands!
Great hands, better business!
Feelin' just great
good business, better mood!
Better moods, better frying!
Better frying makes a good fried cake
a good fried cake's a flawless cake
better business, better mood!
A good fried cake's a flawless cake
top oil, great dough, perfect hands!
Clean chopping, and fine slicing
pretty twisting, and excellent kneading
good good good, so good good good
filling's good, skin's so good
better frying
a good fried cake
a good fried cake's a flawless cake
top oil, great dough, yummy fillings
great hands, better business!
Good business, better mood!
Perfect
Great weather today
gonne sell lots of fried cakes!
But don't be proud
A good fried cake is a flawless cake
What...
What happened?
My fried cakes are ruined!
Gotten make them over again
perfect fried cakes gone to waste
oh?
What is this?
You scared me!
Still breathing
granny
where... where am I?
This is...
Where am I?
You are right in front of my door
let me help you to get up
there's no more time...
Don't speak, there is
let's get inside first
Easy... careful!
Where have you gone?
Granny, this is my family's special herbs
my own grandpa said it can cure anything
it won't do me good
I've been severely poisoned
poisoned?
You're not radioactive are you?
Don't be afraid, son
I don't have much time left
give me your hand
- I'm gone pass all my kung fu onto you, - hand?
- Hurry... hurry up - what for?
That tickles!
Endure! Speak not! Close your eyes...
It is really itchy!
Son, this is destiny, that I pass my kung fu onto you!
I know only know fried cakes, I know nothing else
remember, use your kung fu to do good
you must not use it to bully the weak
Son, go to Peking city
find the tiger martial academy
help me with one thing...
What is it?
Hand this tablet
to my daughter peony
but what about my fried cakes...?
Farewell
farewell? You're gone just like that?
Oh dear
granny! Granny!
Gone just like that
go on rest in peace
I promise you
I will go to the city, to find your daughter peony
Darling, it itches
will it hurt the skin
don't worry, just think of it like a mud spa
I can't reach
one, two, here you go
darling, it's just simple robbery
why do we need to paint ourselves black?
What do you know?
This is being professional
we give ourselves the look,
it really scares'em
what look
just stick out a knife
and stab them like this
they'll hand over the money alright
you'd just kill people like that?
They are coming down hard on murderers in these parts
you women nowadays have gotten so violent
Darling
what?
Here comes one!
Excuse me...
Indeed, you got a good eye
you already know the drill without us saying a thing
alright then, by the book, hand it over!
Hand it over!
You are...
Can't you tell?
I see
you are coal miners
quit pretending, you hear?
You sure don't know what you're in for
let me show you
what the word 'professional' mean
behold ladies and gentlemen
I leveled this forest
and planted all the trees
anyone wishing to pass
must pay your duly fees
sounds like a pro, huh?
Oh I see...
You guys sell trees!
But how can you? This here place is full of trees
wait sorry hold on
let me think again
what do dark skinned people in a forest do...
Close...
Ah!
I got it!
You are grave diggers
- be calm... be calm... be calm... - How can I be calm!
Honey, let's do plan a
like we practiced at home
action
you... make fires
cooks?
Lumber Jacks
coolies
kitchen hands
dish washers
use your brain will you?
Think deep!
What is it?
Oh my god!
So what exactly do you do?
Forget it, my turn
now it's your turn to guess
handbook
a good fried cake leads to all good things
good oil, good dough, good handling
- good chopping - he is not even in here...
Good slicing
- all good things, all good things - what the heck!
Good sales leads to good moods
I have good moods
good moods lead to good frying
a good fried cake's got good fillings... good...
We still haven't got a nickel from him
what?
Forget about it! Plan b!
It's a hold up!
Hold up?
Yes it is! Hand it over!
O lord...
He's gone?
Peony, I am no longer me
what?
Ah haha
I mean, I am no longer what I used to be
my master, who is your father,
sees me with a whole different light now
he practices with me each and every day
because I am a natural talent
really?
I bet you!
You can ask master
but of course,
apart from his teachings
it's my genius...
Biggie, since you are advancing so well in the martial arts
- you will do well even without us - robbery!
I'm going to get you, you little
wait for me, darling
just two bandits! Watch me
help!
You run fast for your weight
now hand over your money
I have no money! I have no money!
Then why run if you have no money?
How can I not run when you are chasing me like that?
Plan b! Hand it over!
I'll give you one last chance, I'll count to three
Two against one, that's not fair, is it?
Are you two supposed to be...
Bandhs?
Finally! I'm so touched!
- Thank goodness! - I'm so touched
honey, someone finally recognize us!
You! You see this? Now that's a smart girl
hand over the money!
That's mud you got on you
I thought you guys are trying to be ninja turtles!
Bandits eh?
Especially you! Look at yourself, go on take a peepee and check your face
you've insulted me
I dare you say it one more time
you've insulted us as a team!
I'll say it, and I'll say it ten times more
I will be back!
You are not getting away with this
Let me down right now!
Sure
They are such bullies...
I'm telling teacher
yeah we must tell teacher
hey I haven't even strike yet
don't blink!
Tiger scratches the wall
eagle unfolds its wing! Smack!
Peow! Peow! Peow!
Okay, okay. We got it, you're good
but why do you need to close your eyes?
When I demonstrate
I don't usually open my eyes
I'm afraid that if I do
too much power will unleash
and it'll hurt the innocent
you two, you can make better use of yourselves
quit trying to Rob people!
Off you go!
We fail again
retreat
Biggie has two long ears
big front teeth
one short tail
oh how I wonder
we're both rabbits yet how can we be so different!
You
you
did you grow up eating fertilizers?
What's fertilizer?
Biggie!
Are you okay?
Thank you, thank you
and you two are...?
Listen very carefully, she is miss...
My name is peony
and you are...?
My name is tu, you are pony?
Why, you're not a horse...
What? What's wrong with my name?
Oh no, nothing, never mind
alright
goodbye! Let's go
good bye
biggie, what's the matter with you?
We have to have manners, be nice
no big deal, just a prank
he won't mind!
Good bye!
Goodbye pony
oh I almost forgot about the tablet
I must go to tiger martial academy right the way
Some more wine, sir?
Dumb bear, think painting circles
around your eyes make you a panda?
What a joke!
What's your intention!
My fellow shifu's... such a late visit, what can I do for you?
Slash!
How dare you! To call our new master by name?
What?
Don't be rude
everybody, be calm
have a seat!
Slash, we are here for
no other reason but to ask
where did the old master go?
Say it!
You mean my shifu?
Exacfly!
It's all my fault
dear gentlemen, the night before,
a whole gang of assassins came!
It's all my fault that I failed to protect shifu
they outnumbered us!
To protect me, shifu was struck from behind
before he passed away, he gave me the tablet
shifu! Forgive your useless disciple
I promise to avenge your death!
Well! If what you say is true
you need
to prove it to us
the tablet is the ultimate relic of the old master
show us the tablet
- yes! Show us, hurry - shut up you all!
Show us the tablet
oh! So you gentlemen
do not believe me
ok, I'll show you
You... you...
Say hi to shifu for me
Peony, your father is growing old
please return home to discuss future succession of our academy
father
I can't stand you reading this thing over and over
we're almost home
once we're home, you can see master in person
hurry, let's go
biggie
I think I won't get to leave home again
it seems that I will have to give up my dream
you should have given it up long time ago, peony
you're not a kid anymore
you need to take care of your father, right?
You are right,
I haven't seen father for so long
I feel a bit nervous actually
women are so troublesome
what's nerve-racking about seeing your own father?
I'm not nervous
go on, it's getting dark
go on, hurry
Passing through
this is the big city
it's huge!
If only I can sell fried cakes here, that'd be awesome
Wind wheels, wind wheels, come get them
pancakes, hot pancakes
come upstairs for tea
I still have the tablet mission
Move it
how rude are these people
soy milk
boss_.
Ah?
- Excuse me... oh - what?
Which way is the tiger martial academy
oh, it's nearby
past that snack street
have a soy milk
so much food
- have a soy milk - no thank you
peony, we're almost home,
let's hurry up
biggie, hold on
I haven't seen father for so long.
I can't go home empty handed, can I?
That's true
hey this looks good
peony, check that out
come get your rabbit
look peony, remember this?
Sure, father used to buy me one every year
grandpa, how much? Give me a discount
I'm the famous biggie
be quiet!
Excuse me, how much is this
aren't you peony?
You have good eyesight
I am peony
ah? Peony? Hm?
Get out
- I am here to look for someone - go away!
Master sima, welcome! Master sima arrived!
This is so cute!
- How much? - Child
do you really not know what happened?
Grandpa, know what?
Slash claimed himself the new master
the old master has disappeared for days now.
- No one knows where he is - oh? Really?
My father disappeared?!
Yes
biggie, let's go! Hurry!
Master murong, this way please!
Welcome, master zhao, master zhao arrived!
Master ba, master ba arrived!
Wait... who are you?
Ah? I... I am tu
master tu is here
This is so impressive wow!
No one's interested
finally, someone falls for the bait
congratulations! You've just been hired
what? Hired? What for?
Are you kidding? Look what you have got in your hands
what? What's that?
This martial academy is looking for a kitchen help
no restrictions on age,
gender, weight
all meals provided
an opportunity like this comes once in a lifetime
brother! You are the lucky one
follow me! What are you standing there for?
I... I'm here to look for a friend
we are all friends at the back kitchen, in you go
in you go!
Hurry up! Move quickly
my gosh.
All you ignorant bozos
let's hurry up
you!
Over here!
Serve the dish!
Whoever fails my orders can get out of my kitchen!
I'm here to look for someone
forget about the friend follow me, serve the dish!
The emperor's banquet!
I'm telling you I'm not here to serve dishes I'm here to look for somebody
Look for someone?
Who are you? Get the heck out!
Wait! You're here to find someone?
Named peony...
Peony?
Who is she to you?
"Ahh... peony"
"peony our beloved national flower"
"our beloved motherland's precious"
"oh mother... how much do I miss seeing you"
"waiting to reunite with you, in wonderland..."
Quit messing around!
Who is this guy?
I've never seen him before!
Master, he's a kitchen help
I think he just arrived today
keep an eye on him
don't let this strange guy make trouble!
Yes master!
Who sent you here for peony?
- Ah? - Do you know who those guys were?
Who?
Shh... the man in the center is slash!
You are new so I'm telling you
never cross this man!
So you better watch out
ask no questions apart from what you need to know
I'm telling you, they've replaced all the people here
do you know where they've gone?
Where?
Shh!
They've been... nixed...
If you mention peony again
you may as well...
What?
What should I do then?
What do you mean what you should do?
Just work hard and serve your dishes!
Wind wheels wind wheels
how strange, I know none of these people!
I'll go check what's inside. Wait for me here!
I'll come with you!
They won't dare do anything to me!
This is a man's duty!
I salute to all my brothers!
Salute
brothers, without you all,
I would not be who I am today! Toast
salute
Biggie?
What a coup against shifu! And a bad facelift too!
Tell brother five to go to the backyard
you take some men and catch him from the front entrance!
Yes
Hurry! Here!
Ah? There's a door!
Have you checked the other side? Do it! Over here!
Drag him out, don't let him escape!
Have you not eaten or something? Use your muscles!
You seem to enjoy pulling that thing
oh mama!
Peony?
Who dares to come now?
Let me down... let-let-let me down!
Come down!
Let's go!
What am I going to do about the tablet?
Are you here to sleep? You lazy bunch!
You don't want to live anymore?
You've been sleeping all day, hurry!
You've been sleeping all day
if I see it again, I will skin you alive!
You are making me so mad!
You! Fill up all the water, every tank!
Too much!
It's just my luck.
When will I ever find peony?
The secret to a great fried cake is in the skin and the filling
chef! I can make amazing fried cakes!
Get out of here! You are clingier than a fried cake!
Creep!
My gosh.
Head's still here, hair's still here!
My teeth...
Get out!
I never want to see you again!
I don't want you to be anywhere near this kitchen! Not even a millimeter!
Out!
Grandpa, if you didn't pass away so quickly
I'd have said no to you!
Well, here we are in the city now, how about you look for her yourself!
Down there
Who is it?
Assassin!
Slash, where is my father?
Sister, drop your sword
say
let's talk peacefully!
Quit fooling around, speak at once!
Sister
calm down! Drop your sword
with your blade by my throat, how can I speak at once?
Master, he passed away!
What?
What are you saying?
That's impossible! Father just wrote to me! You're lying!
I sure hope it isn't true
sister. I understand your pain right now
if you didn't run off and leave master behind three years ago
his mastership would now have been yours
but master passed it on to me before he died
master! Sister is back now!
What am I supposed to do?
You are full of lies!
Father called me back to discuss the succession of the mastership
never even mentioned you!
If what you say is true, show me the tablet!
Otherwise, I won't let you get away with this!
Tablet?
Yes, I sure have the tablet!
Hurry up!
I'll show you
You sneaky beast! What a dirty blow!
You can't blame me
you wanted to see the tablet, right?
Well my face is the tablet!
I am the rightful successor to the mastership!
I will take you to your father now!
Up there!
Get her!
Hurry! Go!
Get her!
Fight... get her, what are you standing there for! Hurry! Go!
Behind, behind! Look behind!
Peony! Up here!
Whoa whoa...
Archers! Shoot!
Hurry!
Sister, don't leave so soon! We haven't finished our talk!
Biggie!
Down you go
my ear...
Watch out!
Let go now! If not you're dead
Master!
Are you okay... are you hurt...
You useless bunch!
How could you let them escape
you're all fired
Can't believe I just left for several days
and they killed master
biggie
I feel awful
for pursuing my ways yet neglected my own father...
What kind of daughter am I
I will avenge...
How could you faint like this...
You're scaring me
help... help... help...
Was that a dream?
Anybody! Help!
Anybody help!
It's real
you?
Why did she faint?
Forget it, come...
What are you doing? Put her down
are you trying to take advantage of her?
I'm telling you I'm gone do my power strike on you!
Watch out for my Buddha's palm!
Why are you biting my tail? Look, there's a temple up ahead
ouch, that hurts!
My tail is already short enough!
Watch it before I start my fart attack
She's awake!
Peony, you really scared me
biggie, where are we?
Why am I here?
Peony, it's safe here, relax
we are in an old temple
I am here next to you so don't you worry
that fat guy wanted to take advantage of you just now...
Here I come
lucky us, I found the healing herbs...
What are you doing?
Is the herb for you or her?
Why did you just eat all of it?
Did you even brush your teeth? Is your mouth clean?
Be sanitary ok?
She's our honorable miss!
Miss? I mistook you for a man!
Heck
what do you know!
Well we saved your life before
so leave us the herbs
and you can leave now
the herbs need to be chewed up first so I'll just stay to...
Excuses, excuses!
Thank you, I'm feeling much better
really?
Never knew you're a girl!
- Whatever! - You really don't need me anymore?
Yes
I'll just go then...
Sure you must go. What else do you want? Go on...
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Go and search the east end!
Yes sir!
And you search the south!
Yes! Yes sir!
She's injured and she won't run far
if you don't find her, don't come back!
Yes sir!
Quit arguing! Go on!
Add water! Add water!
- The vat is empty - the wok is drying up! You useless
tu, tu! Come here. Where have you been slacking off?
- Been carrying water! - For the whole day?
The chef is waiting for water and throwing a fit!
A question for you, what are all those people looking for?
It's big news!
An assassin came last night dressed in black
a woman she was
and all our fighters failed to catch her
a shorter saved her
master lost face, he is searching for her around the whole city
dressed in black?
A woman and a shorter?
Wouldn't that be...
Have you seen them?
Never... really
shut your mouth if you haven't
you
I told you to get water and where have you been?!
You want to burst my arteries?
Come over here and wash all this up
before you sleep!
Grandpa? I thought you were gone?
Oh yes!
I'm sorry
I still haven't found your daughter!
I know
son, almost all my inner
kung fu is inside you now
you need to find a way to unleash it
and you shall surely find peony
but how?
Turn nothingness to existence
feel everything around you with your heart, and it'll be omnipresent.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I didn't see you are here
why are you sleeping here? Go sleep inside!
You just woke me from the most important part of my dream
what dream
forget it! I'll go back to it tonight
I still need to get more water
Drink some water, peony
I'll go see
if there's any food, ok?
Don't be too sad, ok?
Hey! You again?
Wow I was just talking about food and there it is. That's a lot.
Okay, you stay and the food can leave
oh, the food can stay and you can go
thank you
you're welcome.
Can I show you my cooking skills?
Sure! Absolutely
oh, so you and the food will both end up staying
Look how he chops the veggies
could he be a kung fu expert in disguise?
Are you kidding?
He just looks like a big fat cock!
If he is a master, then I'm Superman!
Yams are good for your chi, dates are good for the blood
it's what your body needs now
next is what I'm best at! You sure will love it!
Good fried cakes lead to all good things
I'm really sorry. I feel awful
and have no appetite for anything.
Yuck! This is disgusting!
Don't you eat this
I guess it takes talent to make it so terrible!
I don't know what happened to you
but I know for as long as you're alive you need to eat
eat my fried cakes and you'll be happy!
When I eat my fried cakes, I always do others good.
Eat well
and you can recover well, right?
Then we can go for revenge
we just escaped from death
and we shouldn't starve ourselves to death
what do I do now?
Back where I left off!
Oh grandpa, come tell me!
How can I find her?
I thought I told you before
I only remember half of it, can you please remind me
listen carefully son
if you have a heart for kung fu, you can find it every day, in anything you do
but I only know how to chop firewood
that's fine
I only know how to clean the floor...
That's fine, too
and I know how to make fried cakes... Don't go... is that all?
Wow... wonderful! This is beautiful!
You are here!
Thank you for taking care of me,
I have fully recovered!
Who did you learn that from? That you can spin a bamboo like that?
You're amusing!
It's a good day today,
we can go for a walk through the woods!
Sure!
I've been training with my father since I was young
and had kung fu brothers around me all the time
it wasn't fun at all
when I was 15, a circus came to our town
their performance was so brilliant
I suddenly changed
yes, I know that feeling
it's like when you face a whole lot of snacks
and wonder what to eat
and suddenly my fried cake shows up... I'd make up my mind that instant
what a special way to put this...
I think how acrobatics differs from martial arts
is that it brings laughter to the audience and makes people happy
so I've decided to learn that instead
but my father opposed this idea
when everyone was asleep at night
I ran away with the circus
and was gone for three years
I never thought that...
You never thought what?
Nothing
tell me about yourself
there is nothing much about me
like... where you are from? What do you do?
My name is tu
I used to sell fried cakes in my home town before
an old man asked me to look for his daughter
look for his daughter?
What for?
To hand her one thing
what's the name of that girl?
Her name is peony,
but I just can't find her
- go on - what are you going to give her?
I can't say without first finding her
you know kung fu?
I don't know kung fu, I know only to make fried cakes
and now I'm a kitchen hand
I'm sure you have kung fu
look, you can catch a wasp with one hand and let it go again
your speed, force, sight and hearing
they are all extraordinary
Hey that tickles
you still say you don't know kung fu?
No I don't! I really don't know kung fu
I am just a kitchen hand at the martial academy!
Which house?
Tiger martial academy
what?
Do you know it?
Not really
I only heard that they've changed leadership recently
yes... and they are organizing a tournament
to announce the new mastership
and to show some kind of a tablet
what are talking about?
I'm sorry, I am tired, you should go
I will go and pick more herbs for you
no thanks, I've recovered, you should go
wait
a question for you
were you the one who broke into the academy
dressed in black with that shorter?
You shouldn't ask about things not your own business
let's go, I'm tired
that's strange
I only asked a question
and she gave me no answer
but just brushed me away
listen, never trust anybody
we only have ourselves to count on now
peony, weren't you fine just a while ago?
Is it that fat chump who annoyed you again
I'll go get him
biggie, let's pack up
it is time for our revenge!
Can you be any slower!
The weather is great!
The chef is ready to blow the lid here!
What's the...
Hey, is he the one who brought trouble last time?
Yes! He is the new kitchen help, named tu!
New kitchen help?
Look at the way and speed he carries those water buckets
this guy's got kung fu, and lots of it
how could that be?
Tomorrow is the day I will rule the world
I will allow no room for surprises, do you understand me?
I'll have him arrested right away
no, instead, get someone to follow him
see if he has any friends
Who are you?
Pony, open the door!
The master's right!
You really are fishy
what are you doing
search inside!
Run away pony! Run!
Reporting sir! No one is inside!
They escaped?
Take the fat chump away!
Let's go!
Let me go! What are you doing
you stay here, don't you try anything funny!
I will take care of you after the tournament
- Hello - good to see you
Be quiet! Everybody be quiet!
I now introduce our honorable kung fu master, slash
to the stage
slashl? What's going on? Who does he think he is?
What has he done to his face? Slashl? He's just a bear!
Great shifu's and fellow heroes from all across our iang
slash here humbly greet you
I thank you for coming all this way to attend the great tournament
since the old tablet
is all rusted
so I asked for a new one to be made
in order to pay respect to our great ancestors!
Here it is!
From now on, it will be the proof
of my reigning mastership in kung fu!
Paint himself as a panda? He's gone nuts.
Any question?
You shameless piece of...
You faithless...
Why are you the master?
Everyone be quiet!
Anyone who disapproves can come challenge
come see if I got
what it takes to be number one!
I will fight you!
The old master is respected for his kindness and true spirit of kung fu
all clans in the land obey with respect
but now, the old master disappeared
there's no way you're the next successor of mastership!
Today I'll send you back where you come from
Shifu! Shifu!
Anyone else?
Watch out here we come!
Never thought my tiger friends would be so easy on me
who else?
Anyone?
He's gone way out of line!
Very well! As they say the smart ones follow
you all can see, you against me you die
all you, from now on, I rule the entire martial world
I am the new order!
Wait!
You vicious beast, traitor!
I am here to stand against you!
That's right!
Why am I the vicious traitor? I've meant to be the new master!
Slash! You have set it all up
and murdered the old master
what more have you got to say!
So what?
Listen! I will show you the wrath of the new master!
Slash! You die today to pay
for my father's death!
Sister, I didn't send you off to your father last time
but you won't be so lucky anymore
It's tu!
Who the heck are you!
I am tu, I have something for... for...
For who?
For, for...
For her!
You're not pony, you're peony?
Of course she is peony
you heard it wrong the first time, isn't no one's fault!
If only I knew! I would have gone back to my fried cakes a long time ago!
Hold it! What have you got on you?
Give it to me!
Why would I give it to you?
I promised the old man to give it to peony!
It's the tablet!?
Go away!
You heartless monster, you'll never get the tablet!
The world is mine, and no one can stop me!
I will kill anyone who stands in my way!
I now have both tablets in my hand!
It's hard for me not to be the new master!
Hey! That is not yours!
Give it back to peony!
Tu, don't go!
I promised the old man to hand it to you
promises must be kept
hand over the tablet!
You fool, go back to your foolish chores!
I declare, I am the new master
I will rule the whole world!
Wait! I told you to give the tablet back!
You want the tablet? Come get it!
Aren't you good at kung fu?
I don't know kung fu
I only know to make dough
mix the fillings
wrap the cakes
slide them in oil
and fry!
Where are you running off to? He is just a kitchen help! Get back!
Damn kid!
I promised grandpa, to hand you the tablet
Thank you!
So, what are you going to do next?
Go home and make more great fried cakes!
You're like a kung fu hotshot now, don't you want to be a hero?
Help!
I want to...
Help others and give joy!
Help me... I really have no money!
Hold up!
Honey, run
darling, wait for me, wait for me...!