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<font color="#ffc040">== 字幕來源：BD原盤 ==
== 字幕製作：larry_luo@MySiLU ==</font>

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又忘了洗掉面膜才睡覺

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喂，你一大早喊什麼？

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神經病

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才五點多這麼早起來幹什麼？

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對不起

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我上班前約了人

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順手關門

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今天很開心，不用去上學

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蹦喳喳…

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蹦你個頭

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吃早飯了，別玩了

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喂，你這麼大勁打孩子

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就不怕把他打傻了？

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你這麼打我，就不怕我傻了？

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你都傻了幾十年了

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快點吃吧，遲到了   快點吃

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七點了   七點了

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哎呀   哎呀

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你那幾個同學都發財了

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我們一家一二三四

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五個人還困在這個鴿子籠裏

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好了…我找到地方就會搬走

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拜拜

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我有一個七年的男朋友

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愛情這只股票

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我抱著長期持有的心態

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因為我深信

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好的投資者是不會亂做買賣

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這樣才能獲得最大的利益

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我有個預感

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今天的股市

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會是一個大紅盤

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榮榮

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幹嘛一大早就擺著一張臭臉啊？

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沒有呀，我…

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我…什麼啊？

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我拍戲都拍了一個晚上

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到現在還沒睡

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你說我容易嗎？

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榮榮，我們在一起十五年了

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可是，現在我的演藝事業還停滯不前

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我的新老闆跟我說

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我的女粉絲都不喜歡我有女朋友

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榮榮，你知道嗎

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我把我的藝名改成謝樂彥是為什麼嗎？

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因為他們都說，我是謝霆鋒…

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古天樂和吳彥祖的混合體

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可是，我覺得你的本名董小強挺好聽的

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就不要因為你是明星就…

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不要說我是明星

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你知道，明星這兩個字

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需要背負多少痛苦和責任呀？

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我真的想過放棄

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你不要，不要放棄呀

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你也不希望我放棄，對不對？

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嗯

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我真的很難

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我真的希望

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有人能分擔我這些痛苦

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我願意分擔你的痛苦

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你就告訴我吧

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只要我做得到的

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我一定願意

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跟我分手

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啊？

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分手

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分手？

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分手啊

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你知道，這幾年我為了我能紅

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我付出了多少心血

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我換了經紀公司，換了名字，換了鼻子

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能換的我都換了

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這個世界上

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只有你能幫到我的

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幫幫我吧

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你真的是我的大救星

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過兩天我會開一個記者發佈會

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宣佈我們兩個

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已經和平分手

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啊？

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啊，對了

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這個手錶

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是你過生日的時候

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我送給你的

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把它還給我吧

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對…我留個紀念

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這個表我花很多錢買的

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還是新的

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分手就分手吧

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現在是我甩你，聽到了嗎？

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你這種三四線演員

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我想甩你很久了

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我…的新男友

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最起碼有九位數的身價

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你還是算了吧

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你…     你別打斷我說話

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董小強

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我是謝樂彥

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你還講下流話

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以後不要再找我

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快點，發微博

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榮榮

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榮榮

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榮榮，別哭了

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來，別一個人在這裏哭了

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起來跟我們聊聊吧

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怎麼了？

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榮榮，別哭了

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分手費跟他怎麼算？

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陪聊小妹還一小時八十

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你跟他在一起七年

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你虧大了

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這種男人你為他掉眼淚

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他用你的眼淚沖馬桶呀

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榮榮，我再也不談戀愛了

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我以為你很幸福

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你說你找到一個李澤楷

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沒想到你找了一個正仆街

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別哭了…

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好了，你們兩個…

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已經哭了五分鐘了

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太奢侈了

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東邪

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西毒

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南妖

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北騷

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中美通

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東邪、西毒、南妖、北騷

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中美通一起開會

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會有什麼事嗎？

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公司被收購了

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我們公司已經賣給了古須仁

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古須仁

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聽說那個古須仁

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連香港的八卦雜誌都很少拍到他的長相

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沒錯

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連上市公司年報都沒他照片呀

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人家根本就不參加股東大會

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他下週一會過來這邊

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你準備好部門的資料給他介紹匯報

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給新老闆一個好印象

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把她丟下去

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你真是個卑鄙哥

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卑鄙哥是你叫的嗎？

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把她也給我丟下去

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寶貝

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別玩了

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你媽咪我爹地回來了

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先過來幫忙把她們都給我丟下去

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原來最正點的在這裏，媽咪

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阿姨

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你們玩吧，就當我不存在吧

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我們不是玩的

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喂，你在這開比基尼派對嗎？

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是的，星期六又沒有股票抄

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不開派對幹什麼？

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你不怕你未婚妻嘉嘉來查崗嗎？

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嘉嘉她出差去了

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怪不得

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所以噠噠，哈哈，娜娜全部都來了

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是吧？

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媽咪，你不能這麼說

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你兒子號稱一雙鐵臂千人抱

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兩片朱唇萬女嘗的偷心小王子

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有一個星期的空閒

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搞出點驚天動地

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可歌可泣的愛情故事消遣…

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難道你約了…

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不用難道了，就是她

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寶貝  親愛的

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哎呀，兒子啊，先別泡妞啊

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媽咪有點事情想問你啊

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你上個星期叫我進那個未來電視

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是什麼東西？

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七僊漲到七塊

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你管它是什麼東西

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不知道你還讓我炒？

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炒股票不是炒業績

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是炒希望

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寶貝…你先等等啊

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媽咪有事情要跟你說

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那你在哪個什麼地方…

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印度尼西亞，是吧，買了工廠

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立即你就炒掉了八百個員工，是嗎？

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你說那間工廠是吧？

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他們做罐頭香蕉的

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現在做香蕉生意很難

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拆了它，建別墅

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又賺兩個億

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你說對不對，九叔？

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對啊

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你看我這兒子真是

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我們司徒家的家規就是

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老闆永遠都是對的

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你老闆我老公他老爸

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就是做得壞事太多

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四十歲就死掉了

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兒啊，你今年三十九歲了

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媽咪，你不要把我總跟老爸比

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我現在身家比他多十幾倍

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若這麼算，我四歲就該死了

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你說對不對，九叔？

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對…

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對什麼對啊

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那是我不對了？

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那就不對了

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你是他母親

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你不管怎麼說都是對的

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你說什麼啊你？

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D.O.G．中國分公司

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被古須仁的中華魅力集團買了

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怎麼同一天之內

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發生這麼多的壞事呀？

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好了…   別難過了

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這樣吧

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我們上百合網吧

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那邊今天晚上有大型的相親活動

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來，看看

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你不是不談戀愛了？

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是啊

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玩玩嘛

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反正閒著也是閒著，是嘛？

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希望找到一百分的男人

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寶貝，過來鴛鴦戲水

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嘉嘉突然回來

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特擊檢查

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老闆要小心，要小心

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不好了

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楊家有女初長成

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養在深閨無人知

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天生麗質難…

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嘉嘉

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你不是去米蘭開會了嗎？

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航空公司罷工

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所以我回來了

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你在幹嘛？

240
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,909
你沒看見嗎，我在吟詩

241
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,589
吟是吟

242
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,598
可吟的是詩，還是什麼別的

243
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,432
那我可就不知道了

244
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,793
我最近愛上了劍道

245
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,874
哎呀，女人嘛，豐豐胸，修修身

246
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,316
劍道這麼危險，就不要搞了

247
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,316
喂…

248
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,113
我特意弄熱個西瓜

249
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,713
等你從米蘭回來吃的嘛

250
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,916
你現在都砍爛了，怎麼吃啊？

251
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,795
你說，你把狐貍精藏在哪？

252
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,591
哪裏有狐貍精啊？

253
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,631
你找吧找吧，儘管找

254
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,711
把整個房子都劈爛，我不管你

255
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,714
枉我對你癡心一片

256
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,392
你把我當神經病

257
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,594
狐貍精是吧

258
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,749
這裏有沒有啊？

259
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,359
來…

260
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,309
有沒有啊？

261
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,798
有沒有狐貍精啊？

262
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,669
這裏沒有吧

263
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,794
你覺得狐貍精在這？

264
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,397
沒有啊，怎麼會有狐貍精啊？

265
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,879
你是不是思覺失調？

266
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,669
你給我出來

267
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,669
死八婆

268
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,675
快進去幫忙啊

269
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,636
別打了  這麼大件事？

270
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,514
還好不是很痛

271
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,874
忍著點吧

272
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,394
我覺得還好啊

273
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,748
我正想去拔火罐

274
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,518
那就剛好省錢    是啊

275
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,192
喂，你老爸暈過去了

276
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,429
沒辦法啊

277
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,749
幾十歲了碰到這種事

278
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,558
不死算幸運了
那也是

279
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,154
那吃冰棍  有嗎？好！

280
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,392
神童星來找你

281
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,589
他找我有什麼事？

282
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,556
看他這一次又能怎麼樣

283
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,312
喂…衰鬼  星爺

284
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,709
親愛的  最近在那裏發財啊？

285
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,239
老樣子…

286
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,873
跟你說點正經事

287
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,392
好啊

288
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,353
就是上次你說的那個北極農業

289
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,431
你不是說會漲到二十塊嘛？  對啊

290
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,795
怎麼現在跌到只剩一毛錢？

291
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,591
你不會買了吧？

292
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,671
我沒叫你買啊

293
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,679
我是買了一點

294
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,755
我記得上次這麼跟你說的

295
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,273
阿星，這件事情你千萬不要洩露出去

296
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,277
但是你自己別買

297
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:12,871
我給你留了一份

298
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,710
我是不是這麼說的？

299
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,711
對啊…你是這樣說的

300
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,235
但是呢，我想了又想

301
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,789
北極，又怎麼可能發展農業呢？

302
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,235
所以我就放棄了

303
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,549
你怎麼沒跟我說？

304
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,710
你也沒跟我說過你買了兩個億

305
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,235
老闆，求求你救救我

306
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,788
那兩億是我的全部身家

307
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,357
全部身家？

308
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,319
九叔，他在什麼價位進的？

309
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,594
平均價十塊

310
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,638
均價十塊？那就是說還剩…

311
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,789
應該還有兩百萬

312
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,559
那還剩下兩百萬

313
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,669
沒問題的

314
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,352
不會再跌的

315
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,229
老闆，怎麼說…

316
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,393
我也跟你十年了

317
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,231
你也記得跟了我十年是吧

318
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,239
我把你從小明星變成總經理

319
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,793
再變成大老闆

320
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,677
你不感激我不要緊

321
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,276
這兩年一次一次洩露我炒股的計劃

322
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,674
你當我白癡啊？

323
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,434
我有苦衷啊，寶貝哥

324
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,237
你給我一條生路，寶貝哥

325
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,713
你還想幹什麼？

326
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,274
你這張臭嘴

327
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,669
在外面寶貝…

328
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,671
搞到全世界都叫我卑鄙哥

329
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,636
我真是要多謝謝你了

330
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,879
你是要我去死？

331
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,237
怎麼會了？

332
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,240
你還有兩百多萬，比很多人都有錢

333
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,594
可以重頭再來嘛

334
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,753
這樣，我幫你

335
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,232
打給樂小姐，請他回去做一檔兒童節目

336
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:42,877
好…

337
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,713
你不知道我不喜歡小孩？

338
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,671
你演技這麼差

339
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,320
很難做影帝的

340
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,310
很難的

341
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,589
古須仁

342
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,391
我在你身邊做了十年的狗

343
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,354
你真的一點人情味都沒有？

344
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,509
你值得嗎？

345
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,199
好

346
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,351
反正我什麼都沒有了

347
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,232
那兩百萬我也不要了

348
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,512
我就用它來買你的命

349
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,913
喂，怎麼了？

350
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,709
你有話慢慢說嘛

351
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,878
哎呀，媽，混蛋的話你也信？

352
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,233
你買兇殺我？

353
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,559
我現在給你一隻雞

354
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,392
你在我面前親手殺給我看

355
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,310
你敢殺我就給你十萬

356
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,595
我還可以告你恐嚇

357
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:29,990
走著瞧

358
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,314
走啦

359
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,589
那邊

360
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,749
拉屎行不行？

361
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,393
拉屎也是那邊

362
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,669
寶貝，這怎麼辦啊？

363
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,631
媽咪，你不用擔心

364
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,438
我移植一個最大的膽給他

365
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,589
他也不敢亂來

366
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,239
你現在趕狗入窮巷

367
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,196
他非得咬你一口

368
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:53,877
好了…

369
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,314
明天我補給他幾百萬，就沒事了

370
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,276
笑笑

371
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,590
你不要讓媽媽整天擔心啊

372
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,272
笑笑

373
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,310
這怎麼笑得出來

374
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,873
笑笑-----

375
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,869
對了，媽咪

376
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,792
明天我去北京收購一家新公司

377
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,315
做什麼生意的？

378
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,591
管它是做什麼生意的

379
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,513
我只知道那邊廠房公司的地皮很值錢

380
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,669
我過去炒掉那些人

381
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,591
地皮改建，又賺了

382
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,556
都是這樣

383
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,550
就是的

384
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,636
對了，關人，明天你陪我去

385
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,516
九叔，你也去

386
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,919
好啊  散會

387
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,393
陪我尿…

388
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,229
你不尿？

389
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,434
我尿過了

390
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,631
再尿…

391
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,870
有個人神神秘秘的看著我尿尿啊

392
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,275
不會吧

393
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,239
沒人啊

394
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,435
不會吧？

395
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,710
走啊…

396
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,755
你還沒洗手啊

397
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,233
九叔，走啊…

398
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,355
怎麼了？

399
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,836
剛才在廁所的那個散打王

400
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,400
一直盯著人家尿尿，真是的…

401
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,754
這麼搞笑

402
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,909
你不看他？

403
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,837
我為什麼要盯著他呢？

404
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,709
九叔

405
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,596
如果你尿尿

406
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,591
你會不會盯著旁邊的人尿？

407
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,671
我不會，我怕被人打死

408
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,796
就是嘛，肯定有問題

409
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,438
就是

410
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,153
你別搞我

411
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,798
別搞我

412
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,509
廁所裏那個人

413
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,191
幹什麼？

414
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,872
散打王

415
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,355
是婆婆

416
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,069
他躲起來了，一定是他老媽

417
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,030
那這樣…隨便轉個彎

418
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,793
找家餐廳吃點東西好嗎？

419
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:10,711
吃點什麼？

420
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,153
我們菜單都沒…

421
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,909
隨便點點招牌菜好了，美女

422
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,231
你不說我還不覺得什麼

423
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,316
看著還挺好看

424
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,911
你別那麼膽小嘛

425
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,908
我會保護你的嘛

426
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,758
這是什麼？

427
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,671
馳名炸蝎子

428
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,034
你先吃兩隻看看，老闆

429
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,189
我吃齋的啊

430
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,031
你保護我嘛

431
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,028
日做，夜做

432
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,673
家裏是我做，這裏還是我做

433
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,670
什麼都是我做

434
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,829
吵什麼啊你？

435
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,231
死佬

436
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,713
小李飛刀？

437
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,917
寶貝，先走

438
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,278
走啊…   好驚啊…

439
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,668
開車…

440
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,430
走啊…

441
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,436
實在太專業了

442
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,788
搞得就像意外一樣

443
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,834
又是他？

444
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,072
快把手機掏出來，把卡扔了

445
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:41,996
哦

446
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,068
通了…

447
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,394
這裏是神童星的留言信箱

448
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,230
各位親愛的朋友，還有仇人

449
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,679
我要宣佈一個消息

450
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,440
我已經做了一件想了很久

451
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,158
但一直不敢做的事情

452
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,150
現在我好開心

453
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,197
這些都是他應得的

454
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,238
你們不用找我了

455
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,036
因為我已經到了一個

456
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,396
很遠很遠的地方去了

457
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,279
你個掃把星

458
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,516
這個掃把星，一定是買兇，跟著就自殺

459
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,829
我們要冷靜點

460
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,069
除了這個人以外

461
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,593
還有沒有其他人想殺老闆？

462
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,199
九叔問得好

463
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,231
我先列了一個名單出來

464
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,710
想我死的人

465
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,950
怎麼著也有個一千六百多人

466
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,315
不過最可疑的

467
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,510
就是神童星

468
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,437
不說這麼多

469
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,589
直接報警

470
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,675
報什麼警？

471
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,994
我們沒有證據

472
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:38,956
那直接回香港

473
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,428
我們會安全一點

474
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,916
不如這樣

475
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,429
再多請二三十個保鏢保護老闆吧

476
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,919
別吵…

477
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,958
沒用的，一個真正的高手

478
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,549
是會找到最好的時機下手

479
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,311
我們連防守都沒辦法

480
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,350
一定要反擊

481
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,828
引殺手出來

482
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,075
抓住他

483
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,754
那就知道幕後主謀是誰了

484
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,670
寶貝，你真是聰明

485
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,189
D.O.G．上上下下

486
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,668
沒有人見過我古須仁的臉吧

487
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,715
說得對

488
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,956
那古須仁才是最大的目標吧

489
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:14,876
說得對

490
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,271
好

491
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,511
明天你扮古須仁

492
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,431
什…麼？

493
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,398
你明天扮古須仁

494
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,272
扮我去D.O.G.

495
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,596
我…

496
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,276
如果那個殺手在D.O.G.對我下手的話

497
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,191
自然會殺你

498
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,156
跟著我就親手抓住他

499
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,269
哇

500
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,234
到了…

501
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:19,997
幹什麼？

502
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:20,750
誰讓你照相？

503
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:21,670
神神秘秘的

504
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,430
解釋一下

505
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,396
我想拍下老闆的樣子

506
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,714
發個微博

507
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,392
我知道大家想看嘛

508
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,628
想拿去賣，是吧？

509
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,914
可以嗎？

510
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,829
其實我也沒有拍到

511
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:32,955
沒有了

512
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,753
那麼緊張幹嘛？

513
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,510
古先生，請

514
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,351
這就是你的辦公室

515
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,874
老闆

516
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,432
怎麼樣？

517
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,668
可以了，跟我來

518
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,751
麻煩你們給我十五分鐘

519
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,439
我有些私人事情要處理

520
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,790
當然

521
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,518
我等你的電話

522
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,032
關人

523
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:36,836
是

524
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,036
很好玩是吧？

525
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:38,916
現在才捨得上來

526
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,671
是

527
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,432
我已經在八十八個點

528
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,795
放了攝像鏡頭還有竊聽器

529
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,199
二十四小時監控

530
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,669
任何對你不利的舉動，都不會放過的

531
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,114
這個手機可以看到八十八個點

532
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,394
所發生的任何動靜

533
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,749
不會這麼厲害吧

534
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,395
廁所也拍？

535
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,193
還有，我在我們公司的電腦系統內

536
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,838
用了最新發明的…

537
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,709
無定向干擾追查移形幻影聲東擊西軟體

538
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,597
封鎖了所有網路還有人造衛星

539
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,318
這下連美國特攻都找不到你

540
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,396
聽你這麼說

541
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,710
那不是普通人都沒辦法打電話給你？

542
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,039
當然  那就太好了

543
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,510
喂

544
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:15,996
保險？

545
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,430
基金？

546
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,675
拜拜

547
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,238
有時候也會有例外的

548
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,918
我剛才不是說拜拜了嘛？

549
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,316
兒啊

550
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,316
媽咪

551
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,158
你現在去了北京

552
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,679
媽咪在家沒事做

553
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,434
我想買一點點美國股票玩，行不行啊？

554
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,073
行，你就買吧

555
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:38,910
打給投資部

556
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,758
叫投資部經理幫你買

557
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,637
你隨便簽個字，沒有上限的

558
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,914
不用擔心我

559
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,355
我只是買一點點，一點點而已

560
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,839
慢慢玩…   拜拜

561
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,073
這個是我專門設置的

562
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,519
因為媽咪一定要能找到你

563
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,670
否則就不孝了

564
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,274
你的鞋擦得很亮

565
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,431
是不是剛才很多人給你擦鞋？

566
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,437
這種不好的社會風氣我最討厭的

567
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,793
功利主意

568
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,955
你繼續扮吧

569
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,792
有時間打探多些消息給我

570
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,394
那你說，萬一有人色誘我，那怎麼辦？

571
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:07,912
吃了她

572
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,352
好

573
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,158
但每次要付給我五萬塊

574
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:10,877
為什麼？

575
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,790
你沒有聽說過這個世界上

576
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,075
沒有免費的午餐晚餐還有野餐嗎？

577
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,791
那我不吃了

578
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,516
十萬

579
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,669
為什麼？

580
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,511
我讓你去吃，你不吃

581
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,316
那就是失職

582
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,878
沒人給我爆料，我聽什麼？

583
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,436
有人來了

584
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,958
上面沒人，快點

585
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,152
怎麼辦？

586
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,593
不能讓他們發現

587
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,351
往那邊走

588
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,835
哇，很高啊！

589
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,952
小哥，怎麼我們大廈

590
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,190
沒有吊下去擦玻璃的那種吊船？

591
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,634
吊船？什麼吊船？

592
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,558
我們一直用這個

593
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,395
不是吧？

594
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,350
走

595
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,029
快點…

596
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,672
我好想趕緊試呀

597
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,396
我聽說

598
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,595
這個是聚美優品最新團購貨

599
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,511
特別便宜

600
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,715
趕緊試吧

601
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,237
我們就在這裏試？

602
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:14,752
對呀

603
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,269
誰看就挖他雙眼

604
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,235
應該沒有監視器吧

605
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,117
這麼高，應該沒有人會看到

606
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,235
怎樣，適合我嗎？

607
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,713
這條裙很適合你  那就好了

608
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,874
你看看我合不合適

609
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,876
挺合身的

610
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,592
我的天啊

611
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,908
你發什麼情啊？

612
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,792
是啊，我是發情

613
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,191
我從來未有見過這麼清純的女孩

614
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,037
我怎麼拉不上去？

615
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:44,831
我來幫你

616
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,750
吸氣

617
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,156
可以嗎？

618
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,789
有沒有見到麗沙？

619
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,069
我沒看到麗沙

620
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,519
那個變態老闆

621
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,715
他在外面吊著

622
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,716
偷看我們

623
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,319
偷看我們

624
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,799
先把衣服拉上

625
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,239
衣服還沒拉上

626
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,230
你坐穩一點

627
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,548
小心掉下去

628
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,077
當你遇到真愛的時候

629
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,672
你是什麼都不會怕的

630
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,789
麗沙

631
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,916
那個是？

632
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,595
什麼？你想監視我呀？

633
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,240
我是來…希望你可以跟娜娜說清楚

634
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,958
什麼事情要說個清楚？

635
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,794
上次培訓報告

636
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,313
是娜娜給你的任務

637
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,828
現在沒有完成

638
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,229
是你的責任

639
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,753
你不是答應幫我做嗎？

640
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,029
那就是你的工作了

641
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,595
沒有完成好，那當然是你的責任了

642
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,999
可是我那天…

643
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,398
我那天…

644
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,757
那天你跟你男朋友分手

645
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,558
拜託，這是你不好好工作的理由嗎？

646
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,117
那以後…

647
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,994
戀愛、開房、劈腿都能算理由了

648
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,909
麗沙

649
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,909
出來

650
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,317
我也很想出來呀

651
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,515
好像有人

652
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,030
在這裏

653
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,312
我只是出來透透氣

654
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,390
那知道看到了一場好戲

655
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,992
如果被我老闆知道

656
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,150
他剛剛買下的這間公司裏的男男女女

657
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,195
不做事

658
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,236
搞亂七八糟的男女關係

659
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,078
不知道會怎麼樣呢？

660
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,159
這位保鏢大哥

661
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,316
你剛來

662
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,317
我們也沒盡什麼地主之儀

663
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,512
喜歡什麼？儘管說

664
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,159
我最喜歡的，還是這個

665
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,276
我手上的表都不止這些

666
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,869
豪爽…

667
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,435
行了，我現在開始喜歡這裏了

668
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,077
你們放心

669
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,151
我不會把你們的事情說出去的

670
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,074
不過剛才那個女的會不會？

671
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,309
就不知道了

672
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,671
乾杯

673
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,316
老闆

674
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,799
今天晚上這個歡迎晚宴

675
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,350
是我們人力資源部專門為您而準備的

676
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,556
希望你在北京的第一個晚上

677
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,551
是個絕對難忘的夜晚  好的

678
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,432
那個穿白衣服的女孩是誰？

679
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,436
就那個女的？

680
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,031
是的

681
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,359
那個叫麗琪

682
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,554
人事部的

683
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,512
那個色狼是不是在看我？

684
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,674
他是在看你的…胸

685
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,512
那個死變態

686
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,438
早晚把他調教到俯首貼耳的

687
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,669
變態？

688
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,399
變態還誇獎他了

689
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,839
榮榮，你怎麼了？

690
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,278
還沒出戰就已經陣亡了？

691
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,429
你行不行啊？  你少喝點

692
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,111
就是啊

693
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,916
娜娜姐，我有話跟你說

694
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,318
工作上的事情，明天再說吧

695
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,515
不…特別重要，我今天一定要說

696
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,715
榮榮，你喝多了

697
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,914
我沒醉

698
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,390
娜娜姐

699
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,278
我說過了，明天再說

700
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,032
你明天見不到我了

701
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,633
我不做了

702
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,078
這家公司我不想再呆了，我跟你說

703
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,389
睡的多過說的

704
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,999
說的多過做的

705
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,151
大會小會沒完沒了的

706
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,673
所有人都在說廢話

707
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,272
我不幹了

708
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,598
明天就遞交辭職信

709
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,829
我立刻批准

710
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,394
乾杯

711
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,669
古先生

712
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,915
你看那邊

713
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,430
你在幹什麼？

714
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,078
老闆剛才把我踢下來了

715
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,874
這麼殘忍啊？

716
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,748
是啊，他脾氣很大

717
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,559
他一不順心就對我們拳打腳踢的

718
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,559
我們很可憐的

719
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,837
但我剛剛看他還好好的

720
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,036
他…喜怒無常的

721
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,509
他一分鐘前是白切雞

722
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,358
一分鐘後就是辣子雞

723
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,668
總之想不到的

724
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,228
你沒事吧？

725
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,675
現在是沒事

726
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,638
不過一會回去再被他踢就不好說了

727
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,869
你回去他還會再踢你？

728
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,110
好幾次都這樣

729
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,113
他怎麼這樣？

730
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,952
他這個人就是這樣的

731
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,308
看你這麼瘦

732
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,634
吃了沒有？

733
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,519
其實我也想走了

734
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,510
宵夜？

735
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,389
你慢慢吃吧

736
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,993
不夠我們再點

737
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,916
這個女人對我這麼好

738
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,309
難道知道我不是保鏢？

739
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,432
從來沒有遇到過女人接近我

740
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,670
不是為了錢的

741
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,190
對了，吃了這麼久都不知道你叫什麼

742
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,275
我叫葉欣榮

743
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,317
我的姐妹都叫我榮榮

744
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,191
你呢？

745
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,714
我叫古…關人…

746
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,669
關人

747
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,231
對了，其實我身上沒有人民幣

748
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,673
只有港幣

749
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,432
這頓飯…

750
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,039
你就吃吧

751
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,798
這頓我還請得起的

752
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,197
就當是慶祝我

753
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,956
脫離苦海吧

754
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,673
這就放心了

755
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,279
難道她真的喜歡我的帥氣？

756
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,714
不是吧

757
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,668
這個年頭還有女的喜歡窮帥哥嗎

758
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,595
好，讓我試試她

759
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:34,955
我還是不吃了

760
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,269
怎麼了？

761
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,351
沒事

762
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,078
我要回去陪老闆了

763
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,748
被他多打幾次也是在所難免

764
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,832
吃這麼多還是要吐出來

765
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,273
浪費

766
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,557
這麼玩命的工作

767
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,152
不要干了

768
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,798
上下都是這樣

769
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,234
那麼辛苦都不知為了什麼

770
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,639
不行

771
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,956
我老闆預支了很多錢給我

772
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,439
幫我老爸治病

773
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,437
簽了約走不了的

774
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,790
沒想到你這麼有孝心

775
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,555
我還是先走了

776
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,549
如果我沒死的話

777
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,795
我們有緣再見吧

778
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,279
你不要走了

779
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,669
你就跟他說

780
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,556
你在醫院住一個晚上

781
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,913
明天再回去

782
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,832
醫院那麼貴

783
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,796
那住賓館

784
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,836
我都說了我只有一百港幣

785
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,030
現在只有八十元了

786
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,675
這樣吧

787
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,673
你不介意的話就睡我家沙發

788
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,072
我那有資格介意

789
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,313
但是我家住得很遠

790
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,555
要坐一小時的公交

791
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,717
辭職真的運氣也來了

792
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,319
連坐公車都有座位

793
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,960
我平時擠得連早餐都可以吐出來

794
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,598
你說話很風趣

795
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,669
你家住哪裏？

796
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,075
懷柔，郊區

797
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,153
我跟我哥我嫂還有兩個侄子一起住

798
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,073
這麼晚不會打擾你家裏人吧？

799
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,231
應該不會

800
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,389
他們睡了

801
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,635
你不要大動作就好了

802
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,677
我不會…

803
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:01,876
這就好

804
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,876
你別客氣

805
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,069
隨便坐

806
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,675
我去換衣服

807
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,910
早點休息

808
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,638
明天六點叫你起床

809
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:22,709
哦

810
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:23,957
晚安

811
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,316
晚安

812
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,757
死鬼做壞事不敢進來睡

813
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,677
打爆你…鋤爆你…

814
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,314
爬山嗎…鋤你心口…

815
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,674
讓你爬山，爬到三點

816
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,799
吵什麼？

817
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,793
大嫂，你在打誰？

818
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,030
我能打誰？打你大哥

819
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,719
誰打大哥啊？

820
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,390
貴姓啊？

821
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,713
你打錯人了

822
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,836
你是姑姑的老公嗎？

823
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,509
為什麼這麼問？

824
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,632
我們家的女人都很愛打老公的

825
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,353
早點認識你就好了

826
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,790
早

827
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:47,950
早

828
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,155
對不起

829
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,795
昨天晚上我大嫂以為你是我哥

830
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,393
我還以為她是甄子丹

831
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,988
不，她是前省級運動員

832
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,150
她的強項是鉛球和摔跤

833
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,389
快吃啊

834
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,315
你也傷了？
這麼傷啊？

835
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:12,756
敷敷吧

836
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,717
你先敷

837
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,274
你是客人嘛

838
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,999
你是主人嘛

839
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,076
那我不客氣了

840
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,150
好

841
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,795
一定要找到老闆
我不管

842
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,512
一定要找到老闆
我不管

843
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,355
一定要找到老闆，我不管的

844
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,070
我知道了，我們一定會找到大少爺的

845
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,315
回來了…

846
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,556
你們兩個怎麼這個樣子

847
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,551
發生什麼事了？

848
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,312
你怎麼這麼輕桃？

849
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,953
吃了過期春藥嗎？

850
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,068
你回來就好了，你媽咪正滿大街找你

851
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,354
快，電話…

852
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,590
媽咪

853
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,319
寶貝，你不要嚇媽咪

854
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,829
你出門應該多帶幾個保鏢啊

855
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,312
我帶了八十幾個

856
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,509
好…不用擔心

857
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,839
我下回多帶幾個

858
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,668
媽咪想告訴你

859
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,071
我又買了一點點美國股票

860
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,874
你不用跟我說了

861
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,149
你喜歡買就買

862
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,191
自己拿主意就行了，行了…

863
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,839
好了，那你萬事都要小心點

864
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,672
好，我一定小心

865
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,070
好…

866
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,879
心情很好

867
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,591
吃了好東西？

868
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,195
幫我辦一件事

869
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,192
人事部那邊，有一個叫葉欣榮的

870
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,197
葉…世…榮…

871
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,154
葉欣榮，不是葉世榮

872
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,994
這個葉欣榮好像更能撫摸到你的內心

873
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,514
老闆

874
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:52,717
你幹什麼？

875
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,516
對不起，老闆

876
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,670
你以為肚子疼就可以坐我的位子嗎？

877
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,717
你去死吧

878
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,759
死跟班

879
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,548
老闆，我有點事情想單獨和你說

880
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,669
好疼

881
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,755
對了，九叔

882
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,349
我昨晚在派對上見到神秘人了

883
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,509
他做了什麼？

884
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,199
那沒有

885
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,356
對了

886
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,231
你說我是不是應該找點東西防身？

887
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,715
你放心吧，我早就準備好了

888
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,594
防狼噴霧

889
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,030
警報器

890
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:28,677
很大聲的

891
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,193
你一按月球都聽得到

892
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,077
還有，鐵蓮花

893
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,310
如果你真的打起來了，用這個

894
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,189
鐵蓮花？

895
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,311
這麼早就在老闆的房間

896
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,953
成何體統

897
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,954
羨慕了吧？

898
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,038
我的唇膏沒有花吧？

899
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:51,397
老闆

900
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,509
你們沒有電郵的嘛

901
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,158
每一個人講話都要進來

902
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,395
我想問一下

903
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,672
你需要安排哪位美女做你的秘書呢？

904
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,712
就找昨天晚上穿白色裙子那個女孩子吧

905
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,910
麗琪？

906
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,430
另外有一個員工叫葉因榮

907
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,158
是你們部門的人嗎？

908
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,394
就讓她來做我助理的秘書吧

909
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,311
你的助理也需要秘書？

910
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,032
我的事情什麼時候輪到你來安排？

911
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,234
出去…

912
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,673
美女們好

913
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,799
姐夫好

914
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,757
說什麼啊？  你們別亂說

915
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,439
查過沒有？

916
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,436
他什麼家底？

917
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,356
年薪多少？

918
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,715
看起來他是個可調教的對象

919
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,558
怎麼樣，有什麼事情可以幫到你？

920
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,595
沒有

921
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,992
麗琪被老闆調去做秘書了

922
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,069
好啊

923
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,669
大老闆在香港的聲譽不太好

924
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,875
所以麗琪挺擔心

925
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,154
還很害怕

926
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,673
擔心什麼？

927
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,233
擔心他亂來

928
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:48,990
對啊

929
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,675
不要把我的老闆說成是個大色魔

930
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,078
可是網上好多他的傳說，都說他好變態

931
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,515
網上個個都變態

932
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,194
你為什麼這麼幫他？

933
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,030
難道你們臭味相投？

934
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,316
怪不得你還幫他工作

935
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,878
你不要這麼誤會

936
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,633
我老闆不是這樣的人

937
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,558
他…就是聰明點

938
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,672
為人機靈點

939
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,679
那些人得不到什麼好處就到處造謠

940
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,239
但是他真的打你

941
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,589
我工資這麼高

942
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,795
打幾下無所謂了

943
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,750
全包了…

944
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,750
好變態

945
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,559
他給你多少錢？

946
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,790
給多少也不去

947
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,949
這麼變態

948
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,029
對啊

949
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,554
我看你這麼擔心

950
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,874
有樣好東西給你

951
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,715
這是最新的防狼警報器

952
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,994
很大聲的

953
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,714
你有什麼事就啟動

954
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,948
上海都聽得到

955
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:42,830
挺好的

956
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,955
有點餓了

957
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,234
你們吃不吃東西？

958
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,675
她們三個減肥

959
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,630
我陪你去吧

960
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,516
好啊

961
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,553
你說真的有用嗎？   行不行啊？

962
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,198
看看他還有什麼別的法寶

963
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,595
別，人家在那

964
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,276
防狼噴霧？

965
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,555
鐵蓮花？

966
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,590
我喜歡

967
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,670
幹什麼？

968
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,832
沒有，我看你面泛紅光，又鴻運當頭

969
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,990
馬上有好事情就要發生在你的身上

970
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,233
會有什麼好事？

971
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,953
連工作都沒了

972
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,715
喂

973
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,559
我不用辭職了

974
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,669
還加我薪水

975
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,711
是不是，好準的

976
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,029
算命先生見到我都要拜

977
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,035
我姐姐說天天喝這個美容液

978
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,354
堅持一個月

979
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,193
雀斑消失，排泄正常了

980
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,555
但是這麼多

981
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,392
我們三個喝都喝不完

982
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,994
喝不完就放冰箱下次再喝嘛

983
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,035
我覺得

984
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,758
老闆喜歡上麗琪

985
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,593
你說這個沒有三圍，腦部發育不全的人

986
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,908
老闆都喜歡上她

987
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,274
就是啊

988
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,789
明明已是中了頭獎

989
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,394
還裝可憐，委委屈屈的

990
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,235
別這麼大聲，小心被人聽到了

991
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,357
萬一她做了你的老闆娘你就慘了

992
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,071
烏鴉嘴，不靈…

993
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:17,991
怎麼搞的？

994
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,071
整個人事部都來茶水間

995
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,593
誰來幹活？

996
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,590
給你

997
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,831
明明是她們在這裏偷懶

998
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,068
還說我們

999
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,516
試試把本小姐惹怒了

1000
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,993
我就把瀉藥

1001
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,035
放在她們那個什麼屎一樣的美容液裏

1002
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,752
好啊…

1003
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,675
你們別鬧了

1004
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,593
我沒有打這些啊

1005
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,670
喂

1006
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,553
麗琪，進來幫我打封信

1007
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,270
不用坐得這麼遠吧

1008
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:41,235
最近我感冒越來越嚴重

1009
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,833
我怕坐近了

1010
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,439
會傳染給你

1011
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:50,910
不要怕

1012
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,069
感冒這麼小的事情

1013
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,718
吃點藥就會好

1014
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:54,311
吃吧

1015
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,595
不…  吃吧…

1016
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,510
我沒感冒

1017
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,270
不是…

1018
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,675
我已經吃過藥了

1019
00:45:58,880 --> 00:45:59,835
吃過了

1020
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,154
快好了

1021
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,239
你寫給誰啊，老闆？

1022
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,512
是寫給我一個心愛的女人的

1023
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,830
誰啊？

1024
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,714
先不告訴你名字

1025
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,589
開始了

1026
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,029
可以

1027
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,954
你眼中的我

1028
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,310
並不是真正的我

1029
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,509
我是誰？

1030
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,314
我連自己也不知道自己是誰

1031
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,319
可是，我知道你是誰

1032
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,873
而且，我知道你老爸是誰

1033
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:31,949
你老媽是誰

1034
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,957
你的母校在那裏

1035
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,310
變態

1036
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,675
你的銀行帳戶多少號

1037
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,711
我通通都知道

1038
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,830
甚至於，我可以把所有的錢

1039
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,593
放進你帳戶

1040
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,796
我不玩

1041
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:56,989
防狼噴霧

1042
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,197
抓色狼啊…

1043
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,710
鐵蓮花？  你個死色狼，打死你…

1044
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,070
傷不起啊

1045
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,668
你們聽我解釋

1046
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,637
他當時的樣子特別恐怖

1047
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:20,675
我非常害怕

1048
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,035
我只是在自衛，我在保護我自己

1049
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,272
馬上收拾好你的東西

1050
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,198
五點之前離開公司

1051
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,389
不是吧？

1052
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,075
你想開除我

1053
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,593
我是受害者啊

1054
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,835
四點

1055
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,671
那你們起碼把我這個月的工資給我吧

1056
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,829
三點

1057
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,792
哎呀，你現在就走啦

1058
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,554
不分是非黑白

1059
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,749
走就走

1060
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,954
麗琪…

1061
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,313
你們還在這幹嘛？

1062
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,519
還不回去幹活

1063
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,669
知道了

1064
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,757
這美容液還真是管用    來…

1065
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,998
我們剛好，一人一杯

1066
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,388
我來…

1067
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,669
快點…

1068
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,230
讓我先去

1069
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,911
我忍不住了  不要阻我

1070
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,319
不行了…

1071
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,552
爹喲，麗琪誤會我了

1072
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:34,836
麗琪呢？

1073
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,872
她被炒了，剛剛走

1074
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,393
炒掉了？哪個炒的？

1075
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,191
我不知道

1076
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:40,916
把他們都叫來

1077
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:41,876
哦

1078
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,314
爹喲，他們炒了麗琪

1079
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,913
都是你做的好事

1080
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,598
好在老闆去醫院了

1081
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,556
他要現在找我們

1082
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,278
我都不知道怎麼辦

1083
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,069
娜娜，你在嗎？

1084
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,229
我在

1085
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,038
老闆找不到麗沙她們

1086
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,309
你趕快來

1087
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,071
怎麼會粘住了？

1088
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,749
我被粘住了

1089
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,074
這是誰幹的？

1090
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,593
為什麼會是這樣？

1091
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,991
怎麼這麼倒霉啊今天？

1092
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,239
麗琪是一個多麼負責任性格又好的員工

1093
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,710
公司正在用人之際

1094
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,910
你們竟然有膽子辭掉她？

1095
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,513
是她自己走的

1096
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,316
什麼？

1097
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,555
她…把你打成這樣

1098
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,949
我好心痛

1099
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,393
誰說她打了我？

1100
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,716
擺明就是沒睡好的黑眼圈

1101
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,676
這麼帥，沒看見

1102
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,393
我不管你們怎麼做

1103
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,513
明天早上九點零五分

1104
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,033
我看不到她來上班的話

1105
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,275
你們通通都要死

1106
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,429
不是炒魷魚

1107
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,709
是真的會死的那種

1108
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,028
你知道我的意思

1109
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,349
走

1110
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,230
等等

1111
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,518
平時偷一些什麼鉛筆間尺

1112
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:56,873
我都可以當看不見

1113
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,399
現在連馬桶蓋都偷

1114
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,350
有沒有品味？

1115
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,788
難得老闆那麼看重你

1116
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,348
你應該很榮幸地留下

1117
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,796
公司所有同事都以你為榮

1118
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,034
在老闆的辦公室

1119
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,152
我們真的找到那個踩扁了的高爾夫球

1120
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,354
看來他說的是真的

1121
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,954
是啊…你真是要好好考慮一下

1122
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,033
好的，我考慮一下

1123
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,555
不許考慮，明天必須回來

1124
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,954
想得怎麼樣？

1125
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,268
我想好了，但是我偏不說

1126
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,189
就是不辭職了？

1127
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,874
加百分之二十的薪水，當然不辭了

1128
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,274
這麼好？

1129
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,709
早知道我也擺個譜了

1130
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,359
那太好了

1131
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,315
功夫熊貓？

1132
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,517
你幹嘛，報復是嗎？

1133
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,910
保鏢

1134
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:01,951
保鏢？

1135
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,069
我告訴你

1136
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,679
我小時候是武術兒童班的

1137
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,669
來吧

1138
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,429
對不起

1139
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,836
我嚇到你了

1140
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,273
真是不好意思

1141
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,796
送我的？

1142
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:23,995
我把你打成這樣的嗎？

1143
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,548
當然是你，難道我自己打自己嗎？

1144
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,589
老闆

1145
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,672
你太大量了

1146
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,237
我冤枉你了

1147
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,436
老闆你太好了

1148
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,829
對不起…老闆

1149
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,990
對不起…

1150
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:49,791
來，往這邊看

1151
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,791
各位團友跟我來到這邊  站到那邊啊

1152
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,438
來…過來…

1153
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,799
這裏就是水壩    笑一個…

1154
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,438
大家看看，漂亮嗎？

1155
00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,595
大家過來看  真漂亮

1156
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,749
讓一下…

1157
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,876
這裏就是萬里長城   你們別擠了

1158
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,394
很宏偉

1159
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,674
我們上長城  榮榮

1160
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,874
跟著…

1161
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,559
大家小心

1162
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,593
你不管你老闆了？

1163
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,392
水

1164
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,276
對啊

1165
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,235
好漂亮

1166
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,511
老闆的事那管得了那麼多

1167
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,592
對了，哪裏看北京夜景最美啊？

1168
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,153
北京夜景？

1169
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,715
來

1170
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,309
你看

1171
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,835
最美麗又最便宜的地方就是這裏

1172
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,239
不過還有更好看的

1173
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,589
跟我來

1174
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,315
謝謝

1175
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,590
你看

1176
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,240
閉路電視

1177
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,908
閉路電視

1178
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,313
閉路電視

1179
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,192
我們都沒有隱私了

1180
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,398
又是這個小子

1181
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,828
你壞了

1182
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:17,755
哎呀，別攪啊

1183
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,158
我很久沒有買新衣服了

1184
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,588
有沒有帶錢？

1185
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,715
打車

1186
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,390
謝謝

1187
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,398
後會有期

1188
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,629
沒期了

1189
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,749
快…

1190
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,589
你壞人家好事

1191
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:53,719
我保護你啊

1192
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:54,877
是嘛？

1193
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,195
是啊，你要不要？

1194
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,230
不用了

1195
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,594
你這麼怕打雷？

1196
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,519
虧心事做多了？

1197
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,508
不是

1198
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,709
我從小到大都很怕打雷

1199
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,836
我老爸更怕，遺傳吧

1200
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,230
你說你老爸也做了虧心事？

1201
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,832
做人…多少…都有些無奈

1202
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,192
1央下雨了，我們趕緊走吧

1203
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,675
開不了？

1204
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,278
早知道不跟他們玩了

1205
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:33,710
那怎麼辦？

1206
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,199
就快下雨了

1207
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,310
我們先去那邊躲一下

1208
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,150
好

1209
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,235
又打不通

1210
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,708
等我打給保安讓他們來開門就行了

1211
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,235
算了

1212
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,714
我們這麼晚上來

1213
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,877
被人家知道明天又是流言滿天飛

1214
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,753
你那麼怕別人說你？

1215
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,309
說我就算了

1216
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,590
無辜把你捲進來

1217
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,673
就不仗義了

1218
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,675
如果你再被人打就更不值了

1219
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,834
從來沒有一個女人跟我講義氣

1220
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,599
那她們會跟你講什麼？

1221
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,870
買包包，買鑽石，買車…

1222
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,389
你又不是有錢人

1223
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,679
你哪有錢買？

1224
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,915
就是因為沒錢嘛

1225
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,719
所以我沒跟她們在一起了

1226
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,871
你那邊會淋到雨，坐過來一點吧

1227
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,436
我的事情你都知道得很清楚了

1228
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,830
關於你的事情我一點都不知道

1229
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,229
這不公平吧

1230
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,874
那你想知道什麼？

1231
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,713
那你最喜歡吃什麼？

1232
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,674
我哥的餃子

1233
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,392
最不喜歡吃什麼？

1234
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,796
我嫂子做的回鍋肉

1235
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,354
你怎麼這樣？

1236
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,395
好了

1237
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,831
那你最討厭什麼？

1238
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:55,874
別人騙我

1239
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,628
我小時候

1240
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,876
有人告訴我雨是甜的

1241
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,390
我就真的會伸出舌頭去嘗一嘗

1242
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,558
人家說…

1243
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,398
玻璃球是…

1244
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,874
水晶

1245
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,715
我就會把它們當寶貝收藏

1246
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:17,909
長大以後

1247
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,515
人家說一句

1248
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,749
沒有我不行

1249
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,676
我就以為自己是救世主

1250
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,716
捲起衣袖就衝出去了

1251
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,318
被人騙了都不知道

1252
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,629
其實

1253
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,153
我不是想做一個被保護的女人

1254
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,430
我也不介意去為別人衝鋒陷陣

1255
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,593
我只希望

1256
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,237
那個人能跟我說實話

1257
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,874
愛我也好，不愛我也好

1258
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,555
就這麼簡單

1259
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,238
你是我見過最傻的女人

1260
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,869
但是如果所有女人都跟你一樣

1261
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,679
一有什麼事就衝鋒陷陣

1262
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,597
那男人還有什麼用處呢？

1263
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,872
你知道男人最大的作用是什麼？

1264
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,393
就是讓自己的女人開心

1265
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:17,393
做你女朋友挺幸福的

1266
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,749
答應我

1267
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,515
我只要求你

1268
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,553
不要騙我，就夠了

1269
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,436
好了…

1270
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,589
差不多了，吃藥吧

1271
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,233
老闆，你發燒了

1272
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,434
今天就不要上班了

1273
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,589
不行，我還是要去

1274
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,591
我不能再騙榮榮了

1275
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,758
真的嗎？那太好了

1276
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,398
我不想再騙麗琪了

1277
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,594
你做回老闆吧

1278
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,630
但是

1279
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,709
我需要一個無懈可擊的計劃

1280
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,711
無可抗拒的場面

1281
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,276
讓她可以接受真正的我

1282
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,879
那還不簡單

1283
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,270
送點花，送點珠寶

1284
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,669
送輛車再送間別墅就搞定了

1285
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,238
怎麼會傷腦筋呢？

1286
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,871
難道這個女的真的那麼重要？

1287
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,153
她的確跟我以前的女人不一樣

1288
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,630
所以這一次一定要小心處理

1289
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,709
萬無一失才行

1290
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,553
中國 D.O.G. 和香港總公司

1291
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,631
中間就好像缺了一個橋樑一樣

1292
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,308
所以我就想調個人回去

1293
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,829
這個人呢

1294
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,717
最重要就是要有工作能力

1295
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,757
適應能力，親和力等等

1296
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:47,269
一定是麗琪了

1297
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,510
我已經看過所有員工的資料了

1298
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,712
我決定調

1299
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,676
葉欣榮小姐過去

1300
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,189
我今晚回香港

1301
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,196
幫我通知她

1302
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,349
最好明天就到

1303
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,597
口味變得好快啊

1304
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,874
太好笑了吧

1305
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,151
說我跟老闆

1306
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,709
我也覺得不可能

1307
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,711
一定是有人在挑撥我們的關係

1308
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:19,716
神經病

1309
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,233
我們去一趟洗手間

1310
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,390
真行，現在的流言越傳越離譜了

1311
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,669
公司就是這樣了，七嘴八舌

1312
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,352
恭喜你

1313
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:29,716
恭喜我什麼？

1314
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,279
你升職了

1315
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,232
老闆說要派你去香港擔任高層

1316
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,549
我？

1317
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,795
真有你的

1318
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,872
我去香港？

1319
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,750
人不可貌相

1320
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,788
為什麼這樣？

1321
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,510
為什麼是我去香港？

1322
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,432
怪不得他走的那麼急

1323
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,312
連招呼都沒有跟我打

1324
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,394
麗琪，你不要亂想

1325
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,675
麗琪

1326
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,231
喂

1327
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,276
喂，我是榮榮

1328
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,634
榮榮，怎麼了？

1329
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,592
老闆要調我去香港

1330
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,318
麗琪很不開心

1331
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,715
現在全公司的人都在傳我跟老闆好上

1332
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,389
怎麼辦？

1333
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,517
那你自己清楚就好了

1334
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,549
但是…

1335
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,157
但是我在香港沒有親戚朋友

1336
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,753
我一個人去有點怕

1337
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:41,877
怕什麼？

1338
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,270
我怕他亂來

1339
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,711
不怕，我會保護你的嘛

1340
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,711
我馬上告訴他，你是我的女朋友就行了

1341
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:50,676
不要…

1342
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,398
你現在先別說

1343
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,272
到時候看情況吧

1344
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,233
很難瞞的

1345
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,753
你知道我老闆很聰明的

1346
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,228
什麼都瞞不住他

1347
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,237
不過我還是相信他喜歡麗琪

1348
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,389
你放心吧

1349
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,192
我去香港你會在嗎？

1350
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,635
會啊，你一定能夠見到我的，你放心吧

1351
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,829
等等…

1352
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,310
老闆說有人會送你去機場

1353
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,594
讓你別帶太多行李

1354
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,589
可能住幾天就回來了

1355
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:19,752
好吧

1356
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,869
拜拜

1357
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,711
下一次可不可以不要這麼肉麻？

1358
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,869
我的手好累啊

1359
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,349
當你真心愛一個人的時候

1360
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,590
你就不覺得肉麻了

1361
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,271
我不信

1362
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,352
車子很漂亮

1363
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,829
姑姑的車好威風

1364
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,558
那是不是很貴啊？

1365
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,517
我們坐的公車比較貴

1366
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,597
拜拜

1367
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,674
真是嫁錯你老爸

1368
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,593
葉小姐，我們到了

1369
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,555
謝謝

1370
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,714
我們不是去三號航站樓嗎？

1371
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,278
老闆的私人飛機

1372
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,509
葉小姐

1373
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,596
謝謝

1374
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,318
葉小姐想喝點什麼嗎？

1375
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,869
給我一杯茶吧

1376
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,792
十二年的普洱可以嗎？

1377
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,555
我要杯水就好了

1378
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,636
好的

1379
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:39,797
葉小姐

1380
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,315
這是貴公司為你安排的總統套房

1381
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:51,351
葉小姐

1382
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,074
這些人員全部都是專業人士

1383
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,311
他們等一下會專心為你打扮的

1384
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,032
老闆為什麼對我這麼好？

1385
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:00,235
這你就問到我了

1386
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,197
我也不知道他為什麼對你那麼好

1387
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,557
葉小姐，請來這邊

1388
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:25,069
轉一轉

1389
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:29,790
可以

1390
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:35,914
這個多少錢？

1391
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,796
不到四千萬

1392
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,393
那我不是帶著十幾套房子在身上？

1393
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:44,715
沒問題

1394
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:49,396
去年古先生的女朋友身上有八千萬

1395
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:04,798
請在訊號之後留言

1396
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,597
葉小姐，準備好了嗎？

1397
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,669
可以下去了

1398
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,359
好漂亮，好豪華的派對

1399
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,669
好熱鬧

1400
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,199
真豪華

1401
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,318
怎麼她們幾個也來了？

1402
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,908
寶貝，乾杯

1403
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:30,910
乾杯

1404
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,356
娜娜她們在那邊

1405
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,078
走吧  走

1406
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,789
晦

1407
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,279
你們怎麼會來的？

1408
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,396
我們也不知道

1409
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,231
是老闆打電話叫我們來的

1410
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,759
不是，是請我們來的

1411
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,670
應該是公事吧

1412
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,518
反正他也沒說清楚，是吧？

1413
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,949
我們坐的還是頭等艙

1414
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,235
什麼？

1415
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,672
為什麼我們坐的是經濟艙？

1416
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,388
她們居然穿的是意大利名牌

1417
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,715
這是意大利名牌？

1418
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,990
那邊不是香港女星安吉麗娜和嘉嘉嘛？

1419
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,234
走…  我們先走了

1420
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,389
乾杯   拜拜

1421
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,032
看來今天我們要見證一個奇跡的發生了

1422
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,155
他這樣的花花公子

1423
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,593
跟外星人結婚我就信

1424
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,195
看來這次是遇到真愛了

1425
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,588
你不是這樣還信他嘛？

1426
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,828
葉小姐，你不用客氣，先休息一下

1427
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,353
我們老闆就快到了

1428
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:25,556
九叔

1429
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,438
我待會到底要幹嗎？

1430
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,958
等一下你就知道了

1431
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,955
各位親愛的來賓，大家晚上好

1432
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,591
很開心跟大家在這裏見面

1433
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,756
接下來呢，請我們用最熱烈的掌聲

1434
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,791
歡迎今晚晚宴的主人翁

1435
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,399
古須仁先生

1436
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,752
幹嘛？他們笑什麼？

1437
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,029
到你出場了

1438
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,671
到底要我幹什麼？

1439
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,358
是不是很搞笑？

1440
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,957
我當然不是古須仁

1441
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,395
好了，各位

1442
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,318
請以熱烈的掌聲

1443
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,670
歡迎今晚晚宴的主人翁

1444
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:18,756
古須仁

1445
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,791
還有他的未婚妻

1446
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:33,231
很漂亮

1447
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,355
各位親朋好友

1448
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:42,995
一直以來

1449
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,355
我都不喜歡將我感情生活公開

1450
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,789
就因為這樣

1451
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,516
很多傳媒都在猜測我的女朋友是誰

1452
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,149
也都幻想了很多美麗的可能

1453
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,955
但今天

1454
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,310
我決定將我女朋友的身份公開

1455
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,436
跟大家一起分享我們的喜悅

1456
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,554
你才是老闆？

1457
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,513
這位是我從小玩到大的好朋友，夥計

1458
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,789
關人

1459
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,790
他旁邊那位就是他爸爸

1460
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,797
也是從小看我長大的九叔

1461
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,319
當然最漂亮的那位

1462
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,719
就是我媽咪，古太太

1463
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:19,949
各位朋友

1464
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:21,949
我的女朋友

1465
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:23,589
葉欣榮小姐

1466
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,552
老闆是深藏不露

1467
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:32,677
麗琪  麗琪

1468
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:33,271
現在我們就有請

1469
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,715
古須仁先生和葉欣榮小姐

1470
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,199
為我們跳今晚的第一支舞

1471
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,316
同時我把舞台交給甦醒

1472
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,632
一樣的街燈

1473
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:52,832
一樣還迴盪的鐘聲

1474
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,230
而夜微涼

1475
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:59,513
你在誰的心上

1476
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,630
一樣的天窗

1477
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:08,358
一樣還未眠的月光

1478
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,790
會孤單嗎

1479
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,833
情願你對我說謊

1480
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:15,155
怎麼樣？

1481
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,829
開不開心？

1482
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,389
你為什麼要騙我？

1483
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:24,634
有人想殺我嘛

1484
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,551
所以我就跟關人換了身份

1485
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,154
有人想殺你

1486
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,678
你有沒有想過別人的感受？

1487
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,234
麗琪怎麼辦？

1488
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,349
很簡單

1489
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,750
如果他們結婚，送套房子給他們就好了

1490
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:38,514
很快就會忘記了

1491
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,631
你以為錢可以解決一切問題嗎？

1492
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,954
當然

1493
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:50,274
對不起

1494
01:08:58,840 --> 01:08:59,795
榮榮

1495
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,594
以前我們有做得不對的地方

1496
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:03,829
請你多多原諒

1497
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,593
多多包涵，你不要放在心上

1498
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:08,510
對不起

1499
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:12,589
寶貝

1500
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:13,630
追啊

1501
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,755
有沒有見到榮榮？

1502
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,719
麗琪叫我以後不要找她了

1503
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,990
我問你有沒有見過榮榮？

1504
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,190
我進來的時候她好像往那邊去了

1505
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,315
不知道是不是

1506
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:32,829
出大事了

1507
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:33,790
什麼事？

1508
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,789
美股跌市

1509
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,229
現在道指跌了一千多點，還在跌

1510
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,355
關我什麼事？

1511
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,509
你老媽買了

1512
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,835
就一點點

1513
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,154
不是一點點

1514
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,396
原來你媽咪有老年癡呆癥

1515
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,799
他買了兩萬張

1516
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,277
啊？

1517
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:07,670
謝謝

1518
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,198
好了，算好了

1519
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:12,070
輸了多少？

1520
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,230
全力平倉

1521
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,992
加上各路朋友幫忙

1522
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,593
輸了四十多億港幣

1523
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,275
算了

1524
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,672
錢財身外物

1525
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,270
我去游泳去了

1526
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,148
不能去了老闆

1527
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,389
游泳池裂了

1528
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:29,509
水已經流光了

1529
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,595
不會吧？

1530
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,954
是啊

1531
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,596
而我們的馬王瘸子

1532
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:35,430
瘸子？

1533
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,869
它的眼睛也老花了

1534
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,918
不會那麼慘吧？

1535
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,679
還不止啊

1536
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,678
古須仁，你一輩子在得罪人

1537
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,079
現在仇家比朋友多

1538
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,191
大家知道你輸了大半家產

1539
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,713
一定會想盡辦法搶走你的生意

1540
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,512
那銀行就會逼你還錢

1541
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,512
就是說，你的上市公司很快就會清盤

1542
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:56,669
你會破產了

1543
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:01,156
喂

1544
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,355
不會吧

1545
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,030
誰啊？

1546
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,032
榮榮把禮服和首飾留在酒店房間裏

1547
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,395
十分鐘之前買機票飛回北京了

1548
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:11,790
那我媽呢？

1549
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:13,518
她沒事，在醫院

1550
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,317
她以為自己只買了兩百張

1551
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,349
那還好

1552
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,238
幫我準備飛機，飛北京

1553
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,514
你瘋了嘛，去北京？

1554
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,909
你不能走啊，你要留在這裏收拾殘局

1555
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,035
算了…

1556
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,037
我留在這裏還不是讓那幫人落井下石

1557
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,359
破產算了

1558
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,556
喂

1559
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,438
如果你覺得坐飛機太奢侈的話

1560
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,709
坐火車吧

1561
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:41,279
你幹什麼？

1562
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,555
等你老爸死了之後你再哭行嗎？

1563
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,272
你不要死啊

1564
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,711
喂，你是不是傻了？

1565
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:53,675
為什麼走？

1566
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,273
億萬富翁你不要

1567
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,628
地就別拖了

1568
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,153
事不宜遲

1569
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,036
快去享福

1570
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,434
說句話

1571
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,193
到我，輪到我說了嘛？

1572
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,429
榮榮，不如你說說

1573
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,073
你拿個主意，你覺得怎麼樣？

1574
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:05,990
她拿什麼主意？

1575
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:06,956
她腦子長草了

1576
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,718
怎麼會長草呢？

1577
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:12,310
姑姑，上次被媽媽打的叔叔來了

1578
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,274
原來是你  你好…

1579
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,157
你真來的不是時候，榮榮剛剛出去了

1580
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:19,354
是啊…先進來坐

1581
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:21,430
想不到你這麼癡情  要不然坐著等她

1582
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,039
這就對了，喝杯水

1583
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,434
你是不是要跟我姑姑結婚？

1584
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,032
你…

1585
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,600
你去玩，別煩

1586
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,351
我現在老老實實問你一句話

1587
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,272
你對榮榮是不是真心的？

1588
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,076
真心的

1589
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,269
大聲講

1590
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:36,190
真心的

1591
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,953
是不是榮榮怎麼拒絕你都不會放棄？

1592
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:39,790
不會

1593
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:40,949
大聲講

1594
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,598
當然不會

1595
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:44,272
好，就憑你這句話

1596
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,271
榮榮身份證在我手上

1597
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,635
等一下你就跟大哥去註冊處辦登記

1598
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:49,875
這都行？

1599
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,558
古須仁，你進來

1600
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,195
說吧

1601
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:18,873
榮榮  你為什麼騙我？

1602
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:20,951
你明明知道我最討厭人家騙我了

1603
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:21,990
我有苦衷啊

1604
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,719
你有苦衷就可以把人家耍得團團轉嗎？

1605
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,319
你這種人

1606
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,277
我知道你以為你拿一束花

1607
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:29,829
給我一大筆錢

1608
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,234
然後來哄一哄我

1609
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,389
我就會做你女朋友

1610
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:33,270
對不對？

1611
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,315
是這樣

1612
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:36,874
我這種女孩對你會有什麼吸引力？

1613
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,711
一年？半年？

1614
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:40,949
一個星期？夠嗎？

1615
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:42,834
我知道為什麼

1616
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:46,630
因為我跟你以前的女朋友感覺很不一樣

1617
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,392
所以你對我有興趣

1618
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,272
以前你吃慣了魚翅

1619
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,839
現在你想嘗嘗粉絲

1620
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:53,309
是不是？

1621
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:58,550
我不知道你從哪裏聽到這些話的

1622
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:01,154
但你怎樣才能相信我對你是真心的？

1623
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,435
我就知道你會逼我

1624
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,316
如果你想讓我相信你是真心的

1625
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,113
你先走吧

1626
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:17,594
讓我想清楚

1627
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,430
你真的那麼想？

1628
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:32,675
好

1629
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:43,192
開不了

1630
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:44,235
你又騙我

1631
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,274
要是以前的我

1632
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,195
一定會做出你剛才說的所有的事

1633
01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:58,715
但是這一次不行了

1634
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,719
前晚美股大跌

1635
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,314
我損失很大

1636
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:09,631
我破產了

1637
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,992
快查查網頁

1638
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:13,557
快點去

1639
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:27,668
關我什麼事？

1640
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,194
我什麼都沒有了

1641
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,558
但是我一點都不在乎

1642
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:32,635
因為我知道

1643
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,392
如果你肯跟我在一起的話

1644
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:35,795
有沒有錢沒關係

1645
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,518
沒有錢可以再去賺

1646
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:39,033
如果沒有你的話

1647
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,559
我相信

1648
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,915
我永遠都找不回一個真心對我的人

1649
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:45,675
葉欣榮

1650
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,669
你願不願意跟我這個死窮鬼在一起？

1651
01:15:59,040 --> 01:15:59,790
誰？

1652
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:04,951
老公

1653
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,155
對不起

1654
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:07,679
古先生在嘛？

1655
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,439
有賊啊，救命啊

1656
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:12,749
砍死你

1657
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,915
你是什麼人？

1658
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,189
你是誰？

1659
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:16,350
我跟你拚

1660
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,635
老公

1661
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:22,556
我保護你

1662
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,073
你要殺就殺我

1663
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,235
不關他們的事

1664
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:27,435
老公…你怎樣啊…

1665
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,669
什麼人啊？

1666
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,193
他就是想殺我的殺手

1667
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,550
我…

1668
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,278
你殺我好了

1669
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:35,039
不要殺她，跟她沒關係

1670
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,509
我…   等等…

1671
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,795
你怕有人證是嘛？

1672
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,433
我跟你去很遠的地方

1673
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,078
你再殺了我不就行了

1674
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:41,990
不要

1675
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,194
我怎麼會殺你？

1676
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,714
我是來保護你的

1677
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,635
保護我？

1678
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,835
沒錯

1679
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,198
是媽咪叫他來保護你的

1680
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,189
媽咪？

1681
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:54,830
媽咪

1682
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:59,551
媽咪，你叫他來保護我？

1683
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:00,996
就是啊  哥

1684
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,116
你以為媽咪不怕那個神童星

1685
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:04,678
真的買兇殺你嗎？

1686
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:06,759
飛虎隊教練

1687
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:07,716
很能打

1688
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:08,676
很能打

1689
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,272
我差點被他打死

1690
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,029
那我老公怎麼辦？

1691
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,512
給你一百萬行不行啊？

1692
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:15,756
媽咪

1693
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:16,875
我已經沒錢了

1694
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,354
對啊，你破產了，寶貝

1695
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,511
好在媽咪很有錢啊

1696
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,313
她又犯老年癡呆了

1697
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:26,953
你媽咪原來很狡猾的

1698
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,875
她用公司的帳戶買了兩萬張美國期指

1699
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,949
竟然用她的私人帳戶

1700
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:34,349
就賣了兩萬張美國期指

1701
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,390
她買兩萬賣兩萬

1702
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:38,834
到底幹什麼？

1703
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,751
因為我們平倉平得快

1704
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:41,875
所以只輸了四十億

1705
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:42,989
但是你媽咪看得準

1706
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:44,991
所以平倉就慢了一天

1707
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,196
那就贏了六十億，倒賺二十億

1708
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,229
我沒有破產？

1709
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:52,076
你老爸當年白手起家

1710
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,674
就是靠媽咪的生意頭腦

1711
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:55,715
你這個人

1712
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,597
比你老爸還心狠手辣

1713
01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:59,875
我給你一點教訓，嚇嚇你才行

1714
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,039
古太太，我們榮榮好乖的  是啊

1715
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,712
就你兒子一個男朋友

1716
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:08,437
是啊，真的

1717
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,437
從來不去人家家裏過夜的

1718
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,351
從來沒有  七點半就回家

1719
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,999
九點就上床  對啊

1720
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,831
古太太，你弄清楚就好了

1721
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,398
請你們離開我家

1722
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:18,072
古先生

1723
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,839
我也請你離開我平靜的生活

1724
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,038
這一個半月對我來說

1725
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,513
太刺激了

1726
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,034
為什麼你不給我機會？

1727
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,359
給我一個機會

1728
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,317
我請你給我一個機會吧

1729
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,833
我只想做回普通人

1730
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:32,830
我可以陪你

1731
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,273
我陪你做普通人

1732
01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:36,793
你可以住在這裏嘛？

1733
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,798
你可以天天坐公車嘛？

1734
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,837
你可以腳踏實地做生意嗎？

1735
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,029
可以

1736
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,149
我覺得你不行

1737
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:45,634
我會證明給你看

1738
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,678
上天都給我機會讓我重頭來

1739
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,592
我的生活為什麼就不可以？

1740
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,234
我要證明給你看

1741
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,588
好

1742
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,356
雖然他的目光很有誠意

1743
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,597
但我還是不太相信

1744
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,199
他會為了一個像我

1745
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:21,679
這樣平凡的女孩而改變

1746
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:24,673
如果我留在北京

1747
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,677
我害怕自己會再一次…

1748
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,228
踏進了一個不受我控制的生活

1749
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:30,869
再一次迷失自我

1750
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,433
所以我去了上海

1751
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,870
在那裏找了一份工作

1752
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,632
開始我的新生活

1753
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:38,954
榮榮，在上班？

1754
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:40,948
我現在很喜歡公交

1755
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,388
坐公交不但環保

1756
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,953
還有很多有趣的事情

1757
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,918
我到站了，你自己小心點

1758
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,353
我有空打給你，拜拜

1759
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,510
我現在在一家交友網站工作

1760
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,716
每天很忙很累

1761
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:57,955
也很充實

1762
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,118
在這裏可以幫許多單身男女

1763
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,872
找到他們的另一半

1764
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:05,433
但我自己還是單身

1765
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,354
至於他

1766
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,956
我偶爾會在睡覺之前想起他

1767
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,032
榮榮，你什麼時候回來？

1768
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,711
我們都已經看不下去了

1769
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:22,957
是啊，老闆沒有離開過北京

1770
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:24,359
而且這幾個月來

1771
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,510
他把公司來了一個大革新

1772
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,232
現在完全不一樣了

1773
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,514
他常常從早上九點多

1774
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,676
干到晚上十一點才回家

1775
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:32,989
是啊…

1776
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,036
我現在才知道為什麼那麼多人都說

1777
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:37,310
工作中的男人最性感

1778
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,639
他真的很棒

1779
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,551
喂

1780
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:48,994
喂，睡了嘛？

1781
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:50,635
馬上

1782
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:51,870
有事嘛？

1783
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,439
預祝你生日快樂

1784
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:54,675
下星期二

1785
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,349
這麼早就打來？

1786
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,353
我明天去歐洲開會，我怕趕不回來

1787
01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:01,670
又怕時差亂了忘了打給你嘛

1788
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:02,755
對了

1789
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,876
我生日那天打算回北京

1790
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,553
那我趕回來吧

1791
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:07,635
不用了

1792
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,278
我現在還沒有決定

1793
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:09,997
好吧

1794
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,513
隨緣吧

1795
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:13,070
晚安

1796
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:14,316
拜拜

1797
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:20,555
如果他真有這麼大的改變

1798
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,632
我為什麼還要拒絕他？

1799
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:27,709
各位乘客

1800
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,194
我們抱歉地通知

1801
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:33,313
你所乘坐的京滬快線ZZ105號航班

1802
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,793
未能按時起飛

1803
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:38,829
新的起飛時間在下午七點三十分

1804
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,399
喂，航班延誤了

1805
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,190
整整晚到了八個小時

1806
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,677
大哥，大嫂，我回來了

1807
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,075
大哥，大嫂

1808
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,351
我們今天晚上有事不回來了

1809
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:20,951
生日快樂

1810
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:22,758
這是送給你的生日禮物～大哥

1811
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:24,398
生日快樂？

1812
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:28,155
我的生日只剩下四十二分鐘

1813
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:31,398
還是一個人過

1814
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:40,710
喂

1815
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:42,558
榮榮，到家了？

1816
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,436
剛剛到

1817
01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:45,630
那就是我們都在北京了

1818
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:46,949
你回來了？

1819
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:48,594
你真的為了我…

1820
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,430
我現在在公司

1821
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,869
趕著修改一份文件明天開會用

1822
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,878
要不然你來公司等我一下吧

1823
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:55,712
我盡快弄完跟你吃點宵夜

1824
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,552
看看來不來得及給你過生日

1825
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,310
很快的，我叫司機去接你，掛了

1826
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:08,629
葉小姐，請

1827
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:15,389
葉小姐，請

1828
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,154
老闆在天台等你

1829
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:34,835
你幹嘛？

1830
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:38,596
跟我來

1831
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:42,839
你搞什麼？

1832
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:51,553
過來你就知道了

1833
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:55,995
你站在這裏別動

1834
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,555
看那邊

1835
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:02,995
喂

1836
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,953
古先生贊助我們去歐洲玩

1837
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:05,870
是啊  好爽啊

1838
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:07,598
過生日開心一點

1839
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,949
拜拜

1840
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:22,559
我在做夢嗎？

1841
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,713
這是我的生日禮物？

1842
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,399
這個才是你的生日禮物

1843
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,270
鑰匙？

1844
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:35,873
這是火星別墅的鑰匙

1845
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:37,798
是我們公司搞的火星地產

1846
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:39,755
第一期建了二十棟

1847
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,552
一分鐘之內就賣完了

1848
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:43,278
專門給你留下一棟

1849
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:44,713
住旁邊的是比爾蓋茨

1850
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:46,396
這麼厲害？

1851
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:47,150
是啊

1852
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,229
我什麼時候可以看？

1853
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:51,152
樣板房，什麼時候都可以

1854
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:53,310
不過實物，要等十五年吧

1855
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:56,634
對了，去的路程也要兩年

1856
01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:58,109
我覺得剛剛好

1857
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:01,317
等我們寶寶出生就可以一起去看房了

1858
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:06,275
我什麼時候說過我要嫁給你了？

1859
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,715
是嘛？

1860
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,032
那你現在可以嫁給我了吧？

1861
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,235
等等

1862
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:24,316
我夢想的婚禮不是這樣的

1863
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,909
我希望我的男朋友跟我求婚

1864
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:28,394
是在冬天

1865
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:29,993
還在下雪

1866
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,318
然後他抱著我跟我說

1867
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:33,955
嫁給我

1868
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:44,429
下雪了

1869
01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:47,190
榮榮

1870
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:50,919
謝謝你給我機會讓我重新認識自己

1871
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,359
可不可以再給我一次機會

1872
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:54,879
照顧你一生一世

1873
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:56,875
嫁給我

1874
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:16,315
好漂亮

1875
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:21,037
為什麼夏天會有雪？

1876
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,678
你以為拍戲？

1877
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,109
這個是由我發明的

1878
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:27,312
由北極農業生產的六月飛霜

1879
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,311
讓他下就下的下雪機

1880
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:31,798
好聰明啊

1881
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:34,989
什麼東西？

1882
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,753
怎麼下冰雹了？

1883
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,349
冰雹？

1884
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,118
都讓你有空鍛煉一下嘛

1885
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,997
這麼小的冰塊都能暈

1886
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:49,432
我就在身旁

1887
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:55,914
陪你走過每一步每一段每一個地方

1888
01:26:56,040 --> 01:27:01,239
那裏曾許下的願望

1889
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:04,832
我就在身旁

1890
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:11,076
為你守候每一天每一夜不能遺忘

1891
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:15,673
哦原來愛就是這樣