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[dog howling, barking in distance]

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PAY RESPECT

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[eerie music]

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- [thunder roars]
- [yelps, sighs]

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God Almighty...

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[howling]

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["Come With Me"
by Kay Liu ft. Austin Lin playing]

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{\an8}<i>♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow! ♪</i>

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{\an8}[men grunting]

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{\an8}[man panting]

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- [water running]
- [indistinct chatter]

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<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ta-ta-da, ta-da-ta-ta ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ta-ta-da, ta-da-ta ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

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- [Ming-han] Police.
- [music disrupts]

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Show me your ID.

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[man] Huh?

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Hurry up! Don't stall! Get your ID!

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[rhythmic music playing in background]

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Pfft!

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Get back.

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We got a tip-off about a drug deal here.

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- We need to search you.
- [sniffs]

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- You don't have a probable cause...
- [phone beeps]

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...so you can't just come
and touch my stuff, okay?

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- Ming-han, he's got a point.
- [man] Am I right?

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I'm not stupid, you know.

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Ah! So what's this?

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[Ming-han] You cutting drugs with this?

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See the white stuff?

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Uh... what white stuff?

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Yeah, right. Step aside, yeah?

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I already told you,
you don't have a warrant.

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- Don't touch me. Don't you do it!
- Get the hell away from me, asshole!

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My dad's important!

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- [Ming-han grunts]
- [man groans]

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[man groaning]

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[man] That hurt!

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- Police brutality! Police brutality!
- So go search this asshole's stuff!

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- [Ming-han] Move it!
- [whimpers]

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{\an8}- [Chubby] Okay.
- [grunts]

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[Chubby] Ming-han, I can't find anything!

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Ugh, you just started!

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{\an8}- [Ming-han] Keep looking!
- [groans]

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Do you know who I am?

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I'll have you your ass for this!

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[man] Just wait till my dad finds out!

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- Fucking cop!
- Ming-han, there's nothing here!

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Look at every pocket and crease!
Look harder!

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[Chubby] I'm looking, I'm looking,
but there's nothing here!

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[man groaning]

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[Chubby gasps]

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I found it, Ming-han!

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- [Chubby] You were right!
- [man pants]

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[puffs]
Like I said...

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you people disgust me.

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What do you mean...

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"you people"?

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Entitled little rich boys.

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- [man 1] Is he okay?
- [man 2] What's going on?

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[Ming-han] What are you looking at?
It's a police matter.

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[Ming-han whistling]

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- [Ming-han] Morning.
- [female officer] Morning.

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[Ming-han] Morning.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Chubby sighs]

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- [mischievous chuckle]
- [Chubby gasps]

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[soft gasp]
Where did you get that?

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[Ming-han] From the place in the alley.

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Hey, Ming-han,
let me try a little bit, huh?

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Not a chance.
[mischievous laugh]

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ADMISSION

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- [soft chuckle]
- [soft music]

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{\an8}KEEP AWAY FROM DRUGS, ACT NOW

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[Ming-han] She's so adorable.

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{\an8}IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE,
I'LL MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

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- Heh?
- [music disrupts]

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[Ming-han] Officer Lin, have a seat.

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Tofu?

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[yelps, groans]

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Ugh, that hurts!

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- I'm surprised.
- [groans]

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In this day and age,
someone is still homophobic.

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That kind of attitude tarnishes our image.

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It's embarrassing.

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I was on a stakeout all day.

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What were you doing?

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[applause in flashback]

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[Ming-han] <i>See, I'm surprised,
in this day and age...</i>

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<i>that you're still just... decoration. Hmm.</i>

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[Ming-han] Huh.

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[grunting]

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Bleh, bleh, bleh!

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- [grunts, groaning]
- This decoration

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- can still kick your ass.
- [Ming-han] Tell me I'm wrong.

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You get commendation
for sticking corsages on ranking officers.

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- [grunts angrily] I will fuck you up!
- And menstrual leave every month!

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- [Yung-kang] Wu Ming-han.
- [Ming-han grunts]

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- Hello, Captain.
- Captain.

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The Office of Ethics sees your case.

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You're accused
of excessive force and discrimination.

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We'll know more in a few days.

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[groans]
That whiny little faggot!

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- Oh, uh, Ming-han, I think that's--
- All right, all right.

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I saw what you did. There's video footage.

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Oh, come on, Captain.

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[Ming-han sighs]
He's a junkie!

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All you think about is yourself.

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Yeah, you always think about yourself.

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[Ming-han] Ugh, or should I be thinking
about you instead?

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Yep...

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[sighs]
Whatever.

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I doubt there will be any punishment.

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[officer] Hey, someone's run a checkpoint.

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Driver has priors,
possibly drugs in the vehicle.

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- Requesting backup.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Hey!

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- [Ming-han] Move!
- [sighs] They never wait for me.

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[yells]
Ming-han!

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[action music]

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[tires screeching]

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[sirens wailing]

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[tires screeching]

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Fuck you.

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Watch this.

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- [grunts]
- [tires screeching]

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[car honks]

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[maniacal laughter]

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I smoked your ass!

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- [sirens wailing]
- [engine revving]

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- [Tzu-ching grunts]
- [scoffs]

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[action music continues]

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[tires screeching]

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[tires screeching]

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[tires screeching]

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[indistinct chatter over police radio]

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[tires screeching]

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[indistinct chatter over police radio]

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[groaning]

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[siren wailing]

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[suspenseful music]

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Where are you going?

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Shortcut.

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[man 1] What the hell are you doing?

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- Do you know how to drive?
- [man 2] You came out of nowhere!

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[man 1 grumbling]

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[man 2] It's barely a scratch.

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[snickers]

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He's ditching the evidence!

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[engine accelerating]

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[gasps]
Ming-han!

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How did the police get here so fast?

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What the hell are you doing?

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[Tzu-ching] What are you doing?

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[screams]
Stop it, you're gonna kill us!

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[both yelp]

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[music disrupts]

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[siren wailing]

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[man 2] Wh... What did you do that for?

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- [both panting]
- [man 1] What the hell are you doing, man?

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- Are you crazy or something?
- [grunting]

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[tires screeching]

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[engine revving loudly]

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[distant tires screeching]

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[laughing mockingly]

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- [laughing continues]
- [grunting]

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- [engine revs]
- [tires screeching]

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- [Ming-han grunts]
- [rattles]

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[yelps, laughs]

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- [tires screeching]
- [Tzu-ching grunts]

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[scoffs]
Dumbass! Ha-ha!

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Huh?
[screams]

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[calm music]

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[siren wailing]

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- [panting]
- [engine ignites, stops]

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[engine ignites, stops]

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[grunting]

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[sighs]
Just collect the evidence.

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[Ming-han] Hey!

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[yells]
Hey!

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What are you doing?

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[hissing]

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[groaning, coughing]

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[laughing]

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["Come With Me"
by Kay Liu ft. Austin Lin playing]

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- <i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>
- [man laughing]

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[Tzu-ching] Hey!

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[maniacal laughter]

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SAFETY FIRST

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<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Ta-ta-da, ta-da-ta ♪</i>
- [laughter continues]

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- Hey!
- <i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

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[Tzu-ching screams]

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- [maniacal laughter]
- [angry scream]

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[Tzu-ching panting]

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[Ming-han sighs]
Telling me what to do. Seriously...

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[mocking Tzu-ching's voice]
Now go pick up the evidence!

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[in normal voice]
You're so great, catching the bad guys.

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[grunts, grumbling]

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[tranquil music playing]

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[sighs]

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[ominous music]

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MAO PANG-YU

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Oh!

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- [woman 1] He picked it up!
- [party horn plays]

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You scared me!

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- [women exclaiming, cheering]
- [woman 2] Congratulations!

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[woman 3] Congratulations!

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[all cheering, chattering]

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He's certainly handsome. Isn't he though?
[chuckles]

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- [woman 1] Yeah, yeah.
- [woman 2] Look at him.

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- [woman 3] Oh my...
- Hey, stop it, stop it! Hey, stop that!

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Mao-mao really knows how to choose.
[chuckles]

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Waiting all this time was so worth it.

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- Yes!
- [woman 4] Yeah!

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Yeah, they make a good couple.

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He and Mao-mao are perfect for each other.

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Hmm, they are.

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[woman 5] They are perfect!
[chuckles]

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Well, I'm a police officer, so...

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sorry, ladies, you'll have to move along.

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Most people are too scared
to pick up a red envelope.

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Oh, you are brave. Good for you!

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[women laughing]

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Oh, this isn't evidence.
I'll just put it back.

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- [woman 1] Oh, don't!
- [woman 2] Oh, no, you can't do that!

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- [Ming-han] He's a guy.
- [woman 3] Yes.

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- You want me to ghost-marry a guy?
- [woman 4] Yes!

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- [shouts] Are you crazy?
- [gasp]

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[woman 1] Well, we already have
marriage equality for the living,

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why not for the dead?

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Don't be so old-fashioned!

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- Yeah, you should be more open-minded!
- [woman 2] I know. Come on!

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- I'm not doing it, ugh!
- [woman 3] What?

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- [women gasping]
- [Tzu-ching] Wu Ming-han!

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Yeah, I got it!

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[Ming-han yelping]

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- [grunting]
- [women laughing]

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You see that? He's following you.

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Ah, this is destiny.

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- You can't stop it!
- [laughing continues]

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00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,291
- Is that right?
- [woman 1] Yeah.

246
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,458
You will suffer a life of misfortune,

247
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,666
- unless you agree!
- [woman 2] Mm.

248
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,250
Mm-hm.

249
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,708
[all whimper]

250
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,333
We officers serve and protect.

251
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,208
I'm a man of integrity,
I do not have a guilty conscience.

252
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,333
So he can follow me around.

253
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,750
- I don't care!
- [all gasp]

254
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,750
Oh!

255
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:39,708
Oh, God have mercy, God have mercy!

256
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,916
And hey, expect bad luck!

257
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,208
This will bite you on the ass!

258
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,208
[Ming-han] No, this will bite me
on the ass, but I'll deal with it.

259
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,416
- [dramatic suspenseful music]
- [puffs]

260
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,500
Wait and see.

261
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,208
Lady.

262
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,708
Think I'm looking pretty good.

263
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,708
You want to take my pic?

264
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,541
[man snickers]

265
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,166
[Chubby munching]

266
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,250
[sinister music]

267
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,166
Chubby...

268
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,458
Was someone looking for me?

269
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:35,583
No.

270
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:39,958
You sure about that?

271
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,041
[Chubby] Mm-hm.

272
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,375
Ming-han. I need to tell you--

273
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:47,875
Have you been here eating chicken
the whole time?

274
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:49,541
[dramatic gasp]

275
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:53,875
[scoffs]
Okay, so I'm just a fat gay guy, huh?

276
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,166
[scared grunt]

277
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,958
[grunts forcefully, panting]

278
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,500
[breathing nervously]

279
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,250
[yelps, gasps]

280
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,208
What's going on?

281
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,250
Well, I see you got my envelope
for the deputy.

282
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,666
I put in six grand as his wedding gift
for Saturday.

283
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,458
Six grand?

284
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:17,666
[comical sting]

285
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,083
Hey, you dick!

286
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,458
[dramatic gasp]

287
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:27,458
[shouts]
Hey, lady! Wait!

288
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,958
- [comical music]
- [sobbing]

289
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:33,000
[breathing angrily]

290
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,000
[Ming-han pants]
No, no, no, no, no, no!

291
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,041
Wait!

292
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:43,916
Wait!

293
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,333
Hey!

294
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,458
[panting]

295
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:50,541
- [tires screech]
- [both] Whoa!

296
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,583
- Learn to drive!
- [rider] You jumped in front of me!

297
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,416
- [thuds]
- Whoa! What the...

298
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,250
Hey, asshole, that's a fridge!

299
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,333
- [tires screeching]
- [Ming-han grunts]

300
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:08,708
You okay?

301
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,333
Uh, I tripped over...
[weak chuckle]

302
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,250
You sure?

303
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:19,875
[Ming-han] I'm fine, Captain.

304
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,208
[Yung-kang clears throat]

305
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,458
Hey, hey, hey. Pay attention.

306
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,375
Based on this statement
Tzu-ching took yesterday,

307
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,208
the drug dealer we caught, known as A-kou,

308
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,416
works for Lin Hsiao-yuan.

309
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,708
[Yung-kang] His confession has given us
multiple new leads on this case.

310
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,750
- This is our chance to take the boss down.
- [tense music]

311
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,166
It could be our biggest drug bust ever.

312
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,916
What? Get out of town!

313
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:46,000
We got a big fish!
[chuckles]

314
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,958
Wait, that will be my arrest, right?

315
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,250
I think you'll find it was my arrest,

316
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,625
while you were stuck
in the car you crashed.

317
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,750
[Ming-han] Well, it should
at least be our arrest.

318
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,625
- We are partners.
- [laughs]

319
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,791
So now you wanna share credit?

320
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,958
[Yung-kang] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Knock it off.

321
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,625
This guy ain't messing around.

322
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,833
I need you to follow up
on the locations A-kou gave us.

323
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,833
If he thinks we're onto him,
he'll skip town.

324
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,958
We need something to stick, all right?

325
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,666
We can't let him get away.

326
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,791
Not again.

327
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:15,958
[all] Yes, Captain.

328
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,041
Hey, Wu Ming-han. Chief wants to see you.

329
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,166
I'm getting a commendation?

330
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:23,916
Huh.

331
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,041
I'm being demoted?

332
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,000
[comical music]

333
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,583
Know who you threw on the ground?

334
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:30,916
- [phone vibrating]
- [Chief Cheng] Transferring you

335
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,500
is practically a gift.

336
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,083
Councilman Chen.

337
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,291
Well, yes.
[soft chuckle]

338
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,833
How's your son doing?

339
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:41,041
Yes, I already handled it.

340
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,625
- [music stops]
- [cow mooing]

341
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,416
- [Ming-han sighs]
- [chickens clucking]

342
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,333
[Ming-han]
Officer 59487 reporting for duty.

343
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,750
[eerie music]

344
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:01,750
[sighs]

345
00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:12,833
Hey.

346
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,083
[Ming-han] That woman.

347
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,583
Is anyone handling her case?

348
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,000
What woman?

349
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,916
[eerie, haunting sting]

350
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:34,083
- [yelps, whimpers]
- Finally, someone noticed me.

351
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:37,458
Officer, someone is following me.

352
00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:39,208
[mischievous laughter]

353
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,916
- He fell for it!
- He fell for it!

354
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,583
- Fuck, he really believed it.
- [both laughing]

355
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,416
[sighs]

356
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,208
- [laughing continues]
- [male officer] Oh, my God!

357
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:52,000
Someone is following you too.

358
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,666
[laughing continues]

359
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,791
[foreboding music]

360
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,958
[Ming-han] Confirmed,
no rounds in the magazine.

361
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,125
[male officer] Hey.

362
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,958
I heard you beat up a gay guy.

363
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,125
Badass.

364
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:16,291
[sighs]
Not really. 'Cause of that damn faggot,

365
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,125
I've been super unlucky.

366
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,458
{\an8}[Ming-han] Confirmed,
no rounds in the magazine.

367
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:23,583
{\an8}- [gunshot]
- [gasps]

368
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:24,750
[metal clanging]

369
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,083
[male officer whimpers in fear]

370
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,708
- [gasps]
- [screaming]

371
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,583
[woman] <i>You will suffer
a life of misfortune,</i>

372
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,291
<i>unless you agree!</i>

373
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,416
[traditional Eastern music playing]

374
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,333
- [women gasping]
- [woman 1] Oh, there you are!

375
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,916
- Congratulations!
- [woman 2] Congratulations!

376
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,375
[indistinct chatter]

377
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,041
[woman 3] Oh!

378
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,583
- [woman 4] You're so handsome.
- [woman 5] Wow.

379
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:13,875
- [woman 6 gasps]
- [overlapping chatter]

380
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,541
Stop that frowning.

381
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,458
A ghost marriage brings good luck.

382
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,583
I just want to live.

383
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,250
- Of course you will.
- You'll live to a hundred.

384
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,875
- There's nothing to worry.
- [woman 1] Perfect.

385
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:26,333
- [woman 2] Cheese! Cheese!
- [woman 3] Now smile! Smile!

386
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,208
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Say "Grandma."

387
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,833
[breathing excitedly]

388
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,875
Grandma.

389
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,541
- [Granny] Oh, say it again.
- Grandma.

390
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:35,875
[Granny squeals]

391
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,125
- One more time.
- Grandma.

392
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,625
Oh! Okay, good.

393
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:43,041
From now on,
I will treat you as my own grandson.

394
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:44,666
It's a shame,

395
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,416
you haven't met our Mao-mao.

396
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,541
Our Mao-mao is a special young man.

397
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,666
He studied at National Taiwan University,

398
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,250
Building and Planning.

399
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,833
I'm not so sure what that is,

400
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,916
but it sounds impressive.

401
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,458
I'll show you some photographs.

402
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,958
[Granny] This is him as a baby.

403
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,833
Ah, he was so cute.

404
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:09,958
[somber music]

405
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,458
So handsome.

406
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,416
Look.

407
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:19,458
He would go to anti-nuclear protests
and beach cleanups.

408
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:22,500
Oh.
[sighs]

409
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:27,291
It broke my heart to lose him.

410
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:31,000
[sniffles, breathes deeply]

411
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:34,875
This one was taken last year,

412
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,125
at a rally for same-sex marriage.

413
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,041
I told him, no matter what,

414
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,625
Grandma will always love you.
[breathes shakily]

415
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:47,500
[voice breaking]
Grandma will live to see you marry.

416
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,208
I'M 70 YEARS OLD AND I WANT
TO SEE MY GRANDKID MARRY

417
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,875
I'm so glad we've found you.
[breathes shakily]

418
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:05,500
I managed to keep my promise
to Mao-mao, didn't I?

419
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,916
[officiator] Come, it's time.

420
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:14,916
Now, where is our bride?

421
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,708
Sorry, I mean groom.

422
00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:19,375
Our first groom is ready.

423
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:23,041
Groom number one, just stay right there,
we'll only be a minute.

424
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,958
And groom zero, come over here.

425
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,083
[shouts]
I'm not a zero!

426
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:31,125
What? What do you mean?
That's not what they told me.

427
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,458
- [sighs]
- Okay, fine.

428
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,875
[officiator] Mao-mao.

429
00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:36,375
This is your fiancé, Wu Ming-han.

430
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,375
The ceremony is about to begin.

431
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,041
Do you wish to proceed?

432
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:44,750
The blocks, the blocks!
Go on, cast the blocks!

433
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,958
[traditional music playing]

434
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:55,791
[shouts]
What in the hell is going on?

435
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,500
[officiator] Wonderful!

436
00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:00,083
- He approves!
- [guests clapping]

437
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:04,375
Mao-mao is very pleased. Congratulations!

438
00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:07,916
Mom. We discussed this. It's not right!

439
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,291
You've gone crazy!

440
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:11,291
What are you doing here?

441
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:12,916
And this guy.

442
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,708
Was there another boyfriend?

443
00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:15,791
Of course not.

444
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,875
[Granny] This is his real match.

445
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,833
He's been chosen by fate.

446
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:22,500
Call him Father.

447
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,875
- Uh, Fa--
- [Mr. Mao] I'm not your father!

448
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:28,000
And I won't indulge this craziness!

449
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,375
And you, ladies!

450
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,083
Would you talk to her? Come on!

451
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,125
Show some respect for your mother!

452
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:36,291
Today's a happy day, don't get angry!

453
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,791
It's a good thing you're here.
As Mao-mao's father,

454
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,541
you should be
part of the wedding ceremony.

455
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,500
There's your seat. Sit.

456
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,541
Indulging my mother
is just making things worse!

457
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,791
This is ridiculous!

458
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,125
- Ridiculous!
- [gasps]

459
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:52,083
What's your problem?

460
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:53,833
- Get out!
- Mom.

461
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,416
- [Granny] You're not ruining this!
- Mom, this is...

462
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,083
- [Granny] Out! Out!
- [Mr. Mao] Mom!

463
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,250
[door closes]

464
00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:01,500
[Granny] Okay, it's fine.
Let's keep going. Come on.

465
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,000
[traditional music playing]

466
00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:08,875
[officiator]
Bow to Heaven and Earth.

467
00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:09,791
Bow.

468
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,791
No, no, not that way.

469
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,375
You're supposed to bow to them.

470
00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:14,833
Bow.

471
00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:16,000
DOUBLE HAPPINESS

472
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,041
Now bow to the elders.

473
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,250
Just here.

474
00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:21,125
Bow.

475
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:26,166
- Bow to each other. Ooh!
- [Ming-han] Get off!

476
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,458
Bow.

477
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,041
[sighs]

478
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:37,500
DOUBLE HAPPINESS

479
00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,125
[guests cheering, clapping]

480
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,958
[happy chatter]

481
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,333
[traditional music continues]

482
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:49,000
[officiator]
Hurry, hurry, we're on the clock.

483
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,625
You need to tell Mao-mao what we're doing.

484
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:54,875
"Mao Pang-yu, we're in the car."

485
00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,166
[in cold voice]
Mao Pang-yu, get in the car.

486
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:01,875
[officiator] <i>"Mao Pang-yu,
we're crossing the bridge."</i>

487
00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,750
[Ming-han] <i>Mao Pang-yu,
we're crossing the bridge.</i>

488
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,791
[officiator] <i>"Mao Pang-yu,
we're going upstairs."</i>

489
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,291
Mao Pang-yu, we're going upstairs.

490
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,500
{\an8}- "Mao Pang-yu, we're home."
- [women chuckling]

491
00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:18,500
- Mao Pang-yu, we're home.
- [woman 1] I can't wait to see it.

492
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,083
[woman 2] Can we come? Come on in.

493
00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,125
- Oh, oh, it's lovely.
- Should we put this down here?

494
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,458
- Maybe we can put that away...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey.

495
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,958
[indistinct chatter]

496
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,250
[woman 3] Carry it over there.
Just right up. Yeah.

497
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,333
- Move that over... Okay.
- Hey, uh...

498
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:35,958
[silence]

499
00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:40,083
[unsettling music]

500
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,708
[officiator] <i>Starting today,
you're Mao Pang-yu's husband.</i>

501
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,416
You must sleep with him three nights.

502
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,625
Huh? Three nights?

503
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,166
- [women chuckling]
- [officiator] Mm.

504
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,625
[Granny]
Mao-mao always loves his MUJI shirt.

505
00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,875
Look, isn't it lovely?

506
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:14,166
[Ming-han] <i>What if I roll over
and end up sleeping on it?</i>

507
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:15,458
[officiator]
<i>Well, it's your wedding night.</i>

508
00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:17,958
It's completely normal. Enjoy it.

509
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,541
Oh! We don't know
who's gonna be on top yet.

510
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:22,750
[uneasy music]

511
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,458
This is crazy!

512
00:27:30,541 --> 00:27:32,875
Well, you think I'm scared
of your fucking shirt and fucking pants?

513
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,875
What a joke! Jeez.

514
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,416
[water running]

515
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:48,500
[eerie whooshing]

516
00:27:58,125 --> 00:27:59,250
[clatters]

517
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,375
[sinister music]

518
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,583
[startled gasp]

519
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:11,041
[breathing heavily]

520
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:21,250
[eerie music]

521
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,458
[Ming-han grunting]

522
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,958
[whispering]
Come here. Come here.

523
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:41,875
[grunting]
Come here.

524
00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:46,583
Hello. Ooh!

525
00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:47,750
Oh, fuck!

526
00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,125
Are you shy, hubby?
[slaps]

527
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:50,250
[yelps]

528
00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:52,000
[comical music]

529
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:53,541
Pervert! Put on some clothes!

530
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,083
- Hmm? Why don't we shower together?
- [gasps]

531
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,875
You crazy faggot!

532
00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:02,458
Get away from me or I'm gonna kill...

533
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:04,875
[gasps]

534
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:07,125
[Ming-han breathing shakily]

535
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:12,125
[screams]
Get away! Get away!

536
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,583
[screams]
Fuck!

537
00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:17,291
Get! Get! Go! Go!
Shoo! Shoo, faggot! Shoo!

538
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,250
All right, hey.

539
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,583
[yelping]

540
00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:21,666
[shouts]
All right, enough!

541
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,083
[surprised grunt]

542
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,541
You keep saying "faggot."

543
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,708
You know you sound pathetic.

544
00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:31,875
[whimpers]

545
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:33,583
I never wanted a ghost marriage.

546
00:29:34,416 --> 00:29:36,333
That "yes" block was a mistake.

547
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,541
[inhales deeply]

548
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,833
[Mr. Mao] <i>What in the hell is going on?</i>

549
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:44,041
[officiator] <i>Wonderful!</i>

550
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:46,083
<i>He approves!</i>

551
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,458
[sighs]

552
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:49,750
[inhales deeply]

553
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,166
So what is it gonna be?

554
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,583
Is it "fag", or "hubby"?

555
00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,500
[breathes shakily]

556
00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:57,416
Fag.

557
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,166
[clatters]

558
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:04,000
[eerie music]

559
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,333
[Ming-han sucks teeth, groans]

560
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:11,500
I'm gonna give you one last chance, okay?

561
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,958
Is it "faggot", or "hubby"?

562
00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:19,208
[shouts]
Fag!

563
00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:20,208
[bones cracking]

564
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:21,625
[scared gasp]

565
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:24,708
[shouts]
And that was your last chance!

566
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,291
[eerie sting]

567
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,916
[officer] Right turn on the red light.

568
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,458
There was not even anyone else
on the road!

569
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:31,416
- Watch the attitude.
- That wasn't attitude.

570
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,791
[officer] You want another ticket?

571
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,958
- What for?
- For riding a motorcycle in flip-flops.

572
00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:37,833
{\an8}- Well, what am I supposed to be wearing?
- Sir, don't make me--

573
00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:39,916
[women yelping]

574
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,208
Hey.

575
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:43,375
[upbeat playful music]

576
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,083
[Ming-han giggles]

577
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,583
[singing in Mandarin]
<i>♪ Spinning and jumping ♪</i>

578
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:51,416
<i>♪ With my eyes closed ♪</i>

579
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,666
<i>♪ To avoid the mortal turmoil ♪</i>

580
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,416
<i>♪ Are you intoxicated? ♪</i>

581
00:30:57,166 --> 00:30:58,000
[officer in English] Hey.

582
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,625
Stop running!

583
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,000
[officer] Stop!

584
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,166
Stop right there!

585
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:06,583
- [Ming-han] Hmm?
- [officer] What are you doing?

586
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,041
[gentle music]

587
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,250
Careful, you'll break it.

588
00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,541
[pole creaking]

589
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,750
Uh... that's pretty good, actually.

590
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:22,083
Yeah, okay, get down.

591
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,166
[sighs, scoffs]

592
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,375
[both screaming]

593
00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:38,583
- [yelping]
- Hey, stop it!

594
00:31:38,666 --> 00:31:40,041
- [Ming-han yelping]
- [grunts]

595
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:41,500
Stop it!

596
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,125
- [chuckling]
- [Ming-han] Okay, you win!

597
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,250
[screaming]

598
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:45,750
- What have you done to me?
- Hey, come back!

599
00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:50,250
- [rooster crowing]
- [banging on door]

600
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:55,041
- [banging continues]
- [man grunts, groans]

601
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:56,625
[sighs]

602
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,541
Okay, okay, I'm coming.

603
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,333
Who is it? Whoa!

604
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:06,375
- [clanks]
- [yelps]

605
00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:10,041
[Ming-han] Master.
[sobbing]

606
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,583
Possessed?

607
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,541
That can't be.

608
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:16,666
[Ming-han] It happened.
[sobbing]

609
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,458
Possession would harm his spirit.

610
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:21,125
Eventually, the aura of the living
will harm him,

611
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,250
and his spirit
will be scattered into oblivion.

612
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:26,875
Yeah?

613
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:29,083
Well, maybe he's already in pieces.

614
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,416
Oh, thank God.

615
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,125
Now I can go.
[gasps]

616
00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,458
[harmonious music]

617
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,416
[gasps]

618
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,416
What's the matter?

619
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,625
He's right over there.

620
00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:45,958
Wavy hair, pink shirt.
[breathes shakily]

621
00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:50,541
Only you can see him.

622
00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:52,375
I can't deal with this!

623
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,375
How do I get rid of him, Master?

624
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,000
He said he didn't want to marry me.

625
00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:57,166
Can we get a divorce?

626
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,458
That's three noes in a row.

627
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:17,666
It's no good.

628
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,083
We must obey

629
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,625
what the fates have chosen.

630
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:24,833
[somber music]

631
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:29,916
You shared a special connection
in a previous life.

632
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,500
What are you saying?

633
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,041
In your past life,

634
00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:36,708
- you were his dog.
- [music stops]

635
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,166
[dogs panting, moaning]

636
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,833
[comical music]

637
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,416
[officiator]
He remains in the mortal world

638
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,541
<i>because he has unfinished business.</i>

639
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:54,041
<i>The only solution is to fulfill
his dying wishes</i>

640
00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:57,041
<i>so that he can be reincarnated.</i>

641
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:03,833
Mao Pang-yu,
I'm very sorry I offended you.

642
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,125
[inhales sharply]
The master said your spirit is hurt

643
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,583
due to body possession.

644
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,500
- [Ming-han] Please don't do that again.
- [inhales deeply]

645
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:13,541
Ah, he told me to come home
and burn incense and pay respect.

646
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,708
- [inhales deeply]
- [Ming-han] If this isn't enough,

647
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:17,541
I'll light some more, uh, incense.

648
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,041
[Pang-yu] Hmm?

649
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,166
Who am I?

650
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,833
- Husband or faggot?
- [sighs deeply]

651
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:25,791
Husband.

652
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:27,625
A little louder, I couldn't hear.

653
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:29,250
[inhales deeply]

654
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,541
- Husband.
- Say it louder.

655
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:31,833
- Husband.
- I said louder.

656
00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:32,958
[shouts]
Husband!

657
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,125
[yelps]
Sorry.

658
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,000
[grunts]

659
00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:37,875
[Pang-yu] Hmm...

660
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:40,333
You don't really think
I want you as a husband?

661
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,541
Oh, give me a break.

662
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,541
I just want to reincarnate.

663
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,666
That's good.

664
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,833
Do you have any unfinished business?

665
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:52,166
Maybe I can help you with it.

666
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,041
- [yelps, whimpers]
- I do.

667
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:55,791
Stop global warming.

668
00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,333
- [suspenseful music]
- [Ming-han breathing shakily]

669
00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:05,375
DYING WISH NO. 1, SAVE EARTH

670
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:06,875
[soft growl]

671
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,166
That's ridiculous.

672
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,041
Oh, you're gonna do your part.

673
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,291
We only have one Earth.

674
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:15,708
[Pang-yu] Hmm.

675
00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:17,083
[breathes deeply]

676
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:19,166
Is there another way
to save the polar bears?

677
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,500
[polar bear growls]

678
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:23,500
DONATE NOW

679
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,333
[calm music]

680
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,041
Is that the best you've got?

681
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,583
What a tightass.

682
00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:29,500
Add a zero.

683
00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:30,833
And make it per month.

684
00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,041
MONTHLY DEBIT

685
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,583
Ooh, what a sticky keyboard.

686
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,958
[whistling tune]

687
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:42,375
[Ming-han grunting]

688
00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:44,916
[panting]

689
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,125
[sighs]

690
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:54,833
[staff] Hi, welcome.

691
00:35:54,916 --> 00:35:55,791
Green tea.

692
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,000
- [staff] Straws are right here.
- [grunts]

693
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,708
- [eerie sting]
- Where is your reusable cup?

694
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:03,833
[yelps]

695
00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:06,750
- [mellow music]
- [sighs]

696
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:15,166
Huh. Unbelievable.

697
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,166
What is it now?

698
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,666
Take off those underpants.

699
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,041
How is that gonna save the Earth?

700
00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:21,833
In a lot of ways.

701
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,583
Let's start with my eyes.

702
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:25,875
Then I guess we save the Earth
from ugly underpants.

703
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,708
[Pang-yu] Ooh! Junior Mao!

704
00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:38,375
[gasps, shouts]
Junior Mao!

705
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,750
Stray dogs and polar bears.

706
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:45,375
Don't you have a different dying wish?

707
00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:49,208
DYING WISH NO. 2,
FIND A NEW OWNER FOR JUNIOR MAO

708
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,833
This is my typical day.

709
00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:53,291
Helping the world, okay?

710
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:54,500
[grunts]
Junior Mao.

711
00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:56,208
Let's take a photo, okay?

712
00:36:56,291 --> 00:36:58,208
Right, and we'll post it online.

713
00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:02,833
Hmm. I was meant to keep him, you know.

714
00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:04,750
[Ming-han] Come one, Junior Mao. Sit.

715
00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,166
He's super smart.

716
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,458
One of his favorite games is playing dead.

717
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:12,291
[Pang-yu] Bang bang.

718
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,083
- Bang bang.
- [Junior Mao whines]

719
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:18,625
[Pang-yu] Ah, that's so adorable!
You're so smart.

720
00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,833
- [smooching]
- Ha-ha, cool.

721
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,291
Hey, you were my dog, weren't you?

722
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,375
Let's see if you remember the game.

723
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,666
I am not your dog.

724
00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:28,625
And you're lame.

725
00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:29,708
[Pang-yu groans]

726
00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:31,458
[whispers]
Bang bang.

727
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,625
[groaning]

728
00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:37,166
[Pang-yu] Unbelievable, right?

729
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,166
Pavlovian conditioning.

730
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,083
You really were my dog in a past life.

731
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,833
If I was your dog in a past life,

732
00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:44,750
I probably ate you
and that's why I'm so unlucky.

733
00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:46,041
[Pang-yu] Hey, don't say that.

734
00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:48,208
Ghost marriages can bring you good luck.

735
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:50,541
For example, I could help you
return to the precinct.

736
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:51,916
[gasps]

737
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:53,541
Would you really?

738
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:55,750
[inhales deeply]

739
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,625
Well, that depends on you.

740
00:37:59,916 --> 00:38:01,625
Bang bang. Eh?

741
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,958
[Junior Mao whines]

742
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,750
Junior Mao...

743
00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:10,458
Hey, can you see me?

744
00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:11,875
Hey, Ming-han.

745
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,666
You have to keep him.

746
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,125
[grunts]
Why?

747
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,625
You're my hubby. I can't walk him.

748
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:18,750
And I can't feed him.

749
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,250
[Ming-han] God, this is getting stupid

750
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:22,083
- by the minute.
- [Junior Mao whines]

751
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:27,958
- [Ming-han sighs]
- Oh my.

752
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,750
If I'm ever to reincarnate,

753
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:32,250
I think I'll need extra help.

754
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,916
I wonder if I have more dying wishes.

755
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:36,708
[inhales deeply]

756
00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:41,250
DYING WISH NO. 3, VISIT GRANNY

757
00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:44,291
This is like
when Mao-mao would come to visit.

758
00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,041
Uh...

759
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:49,458
Grandma, these eggs are delicious, thanks.

760
00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:52,708
- Mmm.
- You should stay for dinner.

761
00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:54,333
I'll make you something special.

762
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:56,166
Uh-huh. Sure, thanks.

763
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,958
[sniffling]

764
00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:07,333
[melancholic music]

765
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:15,500
- [music disrupts]
- [Ming-han] Which room is it?

766
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:19,041
[utensils rattling]

767
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:27,666
[Ming-han gasps]
Jesus!

768
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:28,750
[whispers]
Quiet!

769
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,041
DYING WISH NO. 3, VISIT GRANNY
AND DELETE SEX VIDEOS ON MY MOBILE

770
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:33,041
- [Ming-han] Okay.
- [chopping in distance]

771
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,458
Already they, uh,
turned your room into storage.

772
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,750
These are my belongings.

773
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:40,291
There's craft everywhere.

774
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,791
[soft suspenseful music]

775
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,791
My grandma always kept it clean
so I could stay when I wanted.

776
00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:50,041
[both sigh]

777
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,416
Look in the one underneath.

778
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,083
[gasps]
Pa.

779
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,791
Oh, Pa!

780
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:03,708
- Pa?
- Hmm.

781
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:04,958
- Pa.
- [soft chuckle]

782
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,083
I'm not your Pa.

783
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,416
And what are you doing in here?

784
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,250
[gasps]
He's holding my phone. Go on.

785
00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,416
I, ooh...

786
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,875
- Well...
- [Mr. Mao] I said what are you doing here?

787
00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:16,375
Well, I'm, uh...

788
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,375
[gasps]
Me, return...

789
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,375
Uh... it's Mao-mao's, uh,
post-wedding family visit!

790
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,916
You're out of your mind.

791
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,000
- Yes!
- Yeah!

792
00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:27,666
I am all over this, right?

793
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:28,833
Then go get it.

794
00:40:28,916 --> 00:40:30,916
Ugh, were you this pushy
when you were alive?

795
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,916
Oh, shut up.

796
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,250
[playful music]

797
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:38,666
[phone chimes]

798
00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:41,708
- Hey, Siri.
- [phone chimes]

799
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:43,166
- What's the passcode?
- [Ming-han and Mao-mao scream]

800
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:44,083
[startled scream]

801
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:46,333
[Siri]
<i>I don't have access to that information.</i>

802
00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:56,541
If you're gonna be like that,

803
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,458
I'd rather you go home

804
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,125
and eat by yourself.

805
00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:03,291
I'll just reheat the soup.

806
00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,875
Oh, thanks, Grandma.
[chuckles awkwardly]

807
00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:10,125
Wu Ming-han, get my phone.

808
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:12,000
You're taking forever.

809
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,333
[shouts]
Hurry up and get it!

810
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:19,708
[whispers]
How will I do that?

811
00:41:20,416 --> 00:41:21,583
Oh, my God.

812
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:23,291
You're a cop, aren't you?

813
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:25,541
[Mr. Mao] You're a cop, aren't you?

814
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,000
[Ming-han] Oh. Yes.

815
00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:30,166
At which precinct?

816
00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:33,125
Well, I was in Gia-Gun Precinct.

817
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,083
But I got transferred to a police station.

818
00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,500
Gia-Gun Precinct?

819
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,333
- Yeah.
- My son's hit-and-run,

820
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:44,083
it was investigated by your precinct,
you know.

821
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,250
And what was it they told me?

822
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,666
"The surveillance footage
has disappeared."

823
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:53,333
And they closed the case.
They didn't even try!

824
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,625
There may have been no evidence.

825
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:57,708
There are good cops.

826
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:58,916
Hmph.

827
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:02,166
There are too many scumbags

828
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,708
working in the police.

829
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:07,333
Hey, enough small talk.
Just get the phone.

830
00:42:07,416 --> 00:42:08,541
Or I'll possess you and get it.

831
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,416
Uh... hey, Mr. Mao,

832
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,791
can I borrow Mao-mao's phone?

833
00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:17,458
What for?

834
00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:22,083
I would like to get to know him.

835
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,916
[Pang-yu] Mm...

836
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,291
I was gonna take it to a shop
and get it unlock--

837
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,958
- No, you can't!
- No, you can't!

838
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:37,750
Sorry.

839
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:39,291
Can I try it?

840
00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:45,166
[sighs]

841
00:42:46,375 --> 00:42:47,416
I guess you can try.

842
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,375
[sighs in relief]
The one I said.

843
00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:52,375
SWIPE UP TO USE FACE ID
OR ENTER PASSCODE

844
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:54,708
[soft suspenseful music]

845
00:42:54,791 --> 00:42:56,000
[Pang-yu] Did you find it?

846
00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,583
- That's the one right there!
- [Granny] Here, the soup is ready.

847
00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:00,791
Oh, thanks, Grandma.

848
00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,166
- And now what?
- Um...

849
00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,458
- Grandma?
- [Granny] Yes?

850
00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,791
So, what's your birthday?

851
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,666
- [Ming-han] Maybe that's the passcode.
- [Granny] Oh,

852
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,375
it's September 9th by the lunar calendar.

853
00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,958
- So you're a Virgo, huh?
- And that one.

854
00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,458
- What year?
- 1937.

855
00:43:14,541 --> 00:43:16,166
1937?

856
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,791
- Can you be quicker?
- You look so young.

857
00:43:17,875 --> 00:43:19,541
- [Pang-yu sighs]
- You sweet young man.

858
00:43:20,541 --> 00:43:22,625
[men moaning in video]

859
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:24,083
- [Granny] Hey!
- [imitates moaning]

860
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,958
- Do you need something?
- Hot! Hot, hot, hot!

861
00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,541
[Ming-han imitates moaning]

862
00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:31,791
- [gasping]
- Ah, that's it. I used a lot of <i>Sichuan.</i>

863
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,625
- [awkward laugh]
- [Granny] Mao-mao loved spicy food.

864
00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:36,708
Why are you doing it one by one?
Delete all of them!

865
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:39,333
[soft suspenseful music continues]

866
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:40,375
Ooh, not that one.

867
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,125
Keep that one.

868
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,208
Airdrop it.

869
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,333
Just airdrop it, stop messing around!

870
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,666
[whispers]
Okay, God, I was doing it.

871
00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:55,666
[Ming-han] Oh, Mr. Mao.
I'm sorry, I can't unlock it.

872
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:57,458
You never told me about the guy.

873
00:43:57,541 --> 00:43:59,375
Were you gonna keep it a secret?

874
00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:02,000
Look, I never wanted this ghost marriage.

875
00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,750
It was you who picked up the red envelope.

876
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,916
- Are you saying it's my fault?
- Of course it is!

877
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,833
Oh, I see.

878
00:44:07,666 --> 00:44:08,791
You looked all cozy.

879
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:10,708
Were you gonna marry the guy?

880
00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:12,500
Maybe he's your dying wish.

881
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,500
[scoffs]
It's a good thing

882
00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:18,041
that we didn't get married.

883
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:20,875
Because he'd be even more upset.

884
00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:24,708
Pa?

885
00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:27,666
There's something
I've been wanting to tell you for a while.

886
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:29,458
You will not be marrying him!

887
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,541
[Mr. Mao] <i>I won't agree
to any of this nonsense!</i>

888
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:34,041
- [tires screeching]
- [loud crash]

889
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,500
[inhales deeply]
Well, I think...

890
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:39,916
if I could see him once more,

891
00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:42,166
then I would have no more regrets.

892
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,541
Oh, my God, why didn't you say earlier?

893
00:44:45,041 --> 00:44:46,000
You're a time waster.

894
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:49,458
People are complex.
How could there be just one dying wish?

895
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,750
I died unexpectedly.

896
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,083
I need to consider things.

897
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:57,333
And hey...

898
00:44:57,416 --> 00:44:58,708
you promised me

899
00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:01,500
- you'd help me get--
- Yeah, you won't let me forget that.

900
00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:03,583
What do you want with that job anyway?

901
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:04,833
You heard my dad.

902
00:45:04,916 --> 00:45:06,791
[scoffs]
Like you care.

903
00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:08,291
- You're selfish.
- [elevator dings]

904
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,791
You just want me to do your stupid wishes.

905
00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:12,583
[Ming-han scoffs]

906
00:45:14,541 --> 00:45:15,583
[Ming-han] Which one is it?

907
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,250
[sighs]

908
00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:28,458
What do you want me to say?

909
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:31,500
Um...

910
00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:35,416
Tell him that he shouldn't be too sad.

911
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,333
Forget me.

912
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,541
And go find someone else.

913
00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:40,958
[inhales sharply]

914
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:46,291
- [sighs]
- [doorbell rings]

915
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,083
Uh...

916
00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,958
Chen Chia-hao?

917
00:45:58,541 --> 00:45:59,541
Baby.

918
00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:01,208
Someone's here.

919
00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:02,666
Who is it?

920
00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,750
[melancholic music]

921
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:09,666
Hey.
[gasps]

922
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:10,791
[Ming-han] Hey, wha--

923
00:46:12,375 --> 00:46:14,166
[chuckles awkwardly]

924
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,375
He your friend?

925
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,416
He wanted Chen Chia-hao.

926
00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:24,000
Oh, how weird.

927
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:24,916
Come and eat.

928
00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:27,000
[Ming-han panting]
Where did you go?

929
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,000
Wow.

930
00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,416
Your boyfriend's a real piece of work.

931
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:36,750
[sighs]

932
00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,541
I'm satisfied.

933
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:40,416
I'm glad he's doing well.

934
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,208
Man, this wish
was easily fulfilled.

935
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,125
[Ming-han] So, you ready to reincarnate?

936
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,750
- [Pang-yu] Not yet.
- Jesus.

937
00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:52,000
You said you wanted to see your boyfriend
one more time.

938
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:54,083
How long are you gonna drag this on?

939
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:56,791
It's not my fault that I can't reincarnate
just because I want to--

940
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:02,916
Uh... Mr. Mao.

941
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:10,166
Why are you here?

942
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:14,583
Uh...

943
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:15,791
I'm patrolling.

944
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:17,916
Yeah. How about you, huh?

945
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,666
I'm trying to find the car that hit Mao.

946
00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:30,208
And I still can't figure out the passcode.

947
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:34,250
Look, uh, I don't believe
in ghost marriages,

948
00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:37,000
but I've done all I can.

949
00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,708
Perhaps fate has stepped in.

950
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,791
[Mr. Mao] This is
all the information I've collected,

951
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:57,541
and Mao-mao's phone.

952
00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,791
I'm turning them over to you now.

953
00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:03,333
[melancholic music]

954
00:48:03,416 --> 00:48:05,166
[bike engine starts, revs]

955
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,083
[Ming-han] Uh... Mr. Mao,
you have to wear your helmet!

956
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:10,416
Legally.

957
00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:14,791
[Pang-yu] <i>Hey, Siri.</i>

958
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,916
Call Chia-hao.

959
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,708
[Siri] <i>Do you want to call Chia-hao Baby?</i>

960
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,125
That's what I said.

961
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:22,875
[line beeping]

962
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:25,375
[sobbing]

963
00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:28,708
[Siri] <i>Your call will be forwarded
to an automated message service.</i>

964
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:31,083
<i>You will be charged after the tone.</i>

965
00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:33,083
[line beeping]

966
00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:37,750
[Siri] <i>Your call will be forwarded
to an automated message service.</i>

967
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,083
- <i>You will be charged after the tone.</i>
- [gulps]

968
00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:43,750
[melancholic music continues]

969
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:50,500
Baby, I've been trying
to get a hold of you all day.

970
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:53,041
- Listen. I, I--
- [tires screeching]

971
00:48:57,541 --> 00:48:58,666
[Pang-yu sighs]

972
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,333
I had a big fight with my dad.

973
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:02,666
I was angry.

974
00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:06,000
I was calling Chia-hao all day,
but he never answered.

975
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,500
I was planning on sending him an IG story.

976
00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:12,500
I was filming it when I was hit.

977
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:14,291
[chuckles bitterly]

978
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,166
Story?

979
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,541
[sobbing]

980
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,125
[soft suspenseful music]

981
00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:26,958
DRAFT

982
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:28,375
DRAFT

983
00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:36,125
<i>Baby, why aren't you answering
your phone today?</i>

984
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:39,500
<i>I've been trying
to get a hold of you the whole day.</i>

985
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,250
- <i>Listen. I--</i>
- [tires screeching on video]

986
00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,166
[gasps]

987
00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,833
Look, it was that guy.

988
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,833
The one who ended my bootylicious life!

989
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,583
[Ming-han] Ugh, damn.
I can't see his face.

990
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,458
Your camera work is really terrible.

991
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,625
You just watched me die,

992
00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:14,916
and you're bitching about my camera work?

993
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:18,458
SITE INVESTIGATION REPORT,
CASE CLOSING REPORT

994
00:50:18,541 --> 00:50:19,750
[Ming-han] "On the day of the accident,

995
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:22,458
there was one surveillance camera
on that road.

996
00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:24,708
But the footage went missing."

997
00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:27,166
[soft suspenseful music continues]

998
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:34,666
Huh, it's very convenient
that that one's missing, isn't it?

999
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:38,250
But everyone is a surveillance camera
these days.

1000
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:44,958
GIA-GUN RIVERBANK FATAL CAR ACCIDENT
CASE EVIDENCE AND PHOTOS

1001
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:47,583
[Pang-yu] Oh, my God.

1002
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,500
My gorgeous face.

1003
00:50:55,416 --> 00:50:56,541
Ming-han.

1004
00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:59,041
Please catch this asshole.

1005
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:00,583
Then, I can reincarnate.

1006
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:03,666
[suspenseful music]

1007
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:22,166
Ladies and gentlemen, behold!

1008
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,000
No wonder the precinct couldn't find it.

1009
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,541
[sighs]
Even I was lucky to find it.

1010
00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:28,208
You know why?

1011
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,791
I asked over 20 drivers

1012
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:32,916
until I found out
who has parked there that night.

1013
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:33,916
[Ming-han chuckles]

1014
00:51:36,041 --> 00:51:37,916
- [chimes on computer]
- [mouse clicking]

1015
00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,666
- What? He's facing the wrong way.
- Ugh.

1016
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,458
- For God's sake.
- So no video.

1017
00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:44,875
[sighs]

1018
00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:53,375
Wait a minute.

1019
00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:55,750
[maniacal laughter]

1020
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,708
[Ming-han]
I chased this guy the other day.

1021
00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:02,375
That's why I picked up the red packet.

1022
00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:05,791
Maybe it was fate after all.

1023
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:09,416
[soft music]

1024
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,958
- [smooches]
- Ugh! Stop being weird.

1025
00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:14,333
Why can't fate choose better channels?

1026
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,583
Marrying a dead guy...

1027
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:16,916
Oh, so dramatic.

1028
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,458
- [tires screeching]
- [loud crash]

1029
00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,416
[Pang-yu] Oh, that's where I died.

1030
00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:23,125
- Hmm?
- [Ming-han] Huh?

1031
00:52:23,625 --> 00:52:26,791
Wait. "5518, 6610."

1032
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,791
Yeah. Yeah. Now look what we got.

1033
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,458
We got two witnesses.

1034
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:34,208
That one's name's A-kou.

1035
00:52:34,291 --> 00:52:37,000
He's a drug dealer
and we got him in the precinct.

1036
00:52:38,583 --> 00:52:40,916
This case will be finished in two seconds.

1037
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,041
[chuckles]

1038
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,375
Just like you.

1039
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:48,166
[male CID] It seems he had an argument
at the detention center.

1040
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,416
Got beaten to death.

1041
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,958
It's a headache for everyone.

1042
00:52:51,458 --> 00:52:54,208
All right, I'll get to work.
Call me if you need anything.

1043
00:52:54,291 --> 00:52:55,416
CID

1044
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,708
You said this case would take two seconds.

1045
00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:00,875
Now what do you think?

1046
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:04,250
[through gritted teeth]
Well, you're dead, go talk to him.

1047
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:06,833
It doesn't work that way!

1048
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:08,708
We're not all friends because we're dead.

1049
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,208
No matter, it's cool.

1050
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,791
What this is is a minor setback.

1051
00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:15,125
We've got the other guy.

1052
00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,916
[upbeat music playing in distance]

1053
00:53:28,958 --> 00:53:30,875
Oh, he's gay.

1054
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,375
You know each other?

1055
00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:35,041
Didn't we just go through this?

1056
00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:36,708
We're not all friends because we're gay.

1057
00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:39,000
Ugh, jeez, you're so dramatic.

1058
00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:40,500
I'll go in alone.

1059
00:53:40,583 --> 00:53:41,500
Hey.

1060
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:45,041
You can't go in dressed like that.

1061
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,541
- [rhythmic club music]
- Huh?

1062
00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:53,666
["Bravo Lover" by Jolin Tsai playing]

1063
00:53:55,791 --> 00:53:57,416
[crowd cheering]

1064
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,416
- <i>♪ Go, go, sister ♪</i>
- [crowd singing along]

1065
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,791
<i>- ♪ Go, go, brother ♪
- ♪ Go, go, brother ♪</i>

1066
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:04,833
<i>♪ All forms of love are the same
Everyone can have it ♪</i>

1067
00:54:04,916 --> 00:54:06,833
<i>- ♪ Go, go, lover ♪
- ♪ Go, go, lover ♪</i>

1068
00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:08,833
<i>- ♪ Bravo, lover ♪
- ♪ Bravo, lover ♪</i>

1069
00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:12,291
<i>- ♪ Bitter and sweet, but true love wins ♪
- ♪ Bitter and sweet, but true love wins ♪</i>

1070
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,041
<i>- ♪ You're my lover ♪
- ♪ You're my lover ♪</i>

1071
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:17,000
[muffled music and cheers]

1072
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:21,041
[soft music]

1073
00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:37,958
<i>♪ Go, go, sister
Go, go, brother ♪</i>

1074
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:41,875
Oh, unbelievable.

1075
00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:43,875
Wow, someone's born again.

1076
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:46,000
Perhaps you did need a little help.

1077
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,291
Hey. Don't I look too handsome?

1078
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:52,166
- <i>♪ Go, go, lover ♪</i>
- [soft chuckle]

1079
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:54,375
So, if you were my husband,

1080
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,291
I'd think you're hot.

1081
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:57,166
[scoffs]

1082
00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:58,541
Whoa.

1083
00:54:58,625 --> 00:55:01,125
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [soft chuckle]

1084
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,625
[grunts]

1085
00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:17,541
Hey, this 6610 car.
He was a witness to my car accident?

1086
00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:19,125
Just bring him in for questioning.

1087
00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,291
My God.

1088
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,416
He hangs out with drug dealers.

1089
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,458
One of them just died in custody.

1090
00:55:24,541 --> 00:55:26,583
Do you really think he'd cooperate?

1091
00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:29,416
He'd straight up destroy
the dashcam footage.

1092
00:55:38,916 --> 00:55:39,916
Damn it.

1093
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,333
Why did he have to be so buff?

1094
00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:43,500
What's the matter?

1095
00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:44,833
Are you a bit scared?

1096
00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:46,458
[in mocking tone]
No, I'm not.

1097
00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:47,666
[in normal voice]
Of course I'm not.

1098
00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:49,750
[clears throat]
Besides,

1099
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:52,250
I wouldn't wanna make you jealous,

1100
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,458
'cause I look good.

1101
00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:55,333
Do you know how to pick up a gay guy?

1102
00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:58,416
Well, yeah.

1103
00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,375
Hmm?

1104
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:01,875
Uh, so...

1105
00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:04,791
Are you gay, man?

1106
00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:05,750
Me too.

1107
00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:08,583
And he'd beat you to death for that.

1108
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:15,500
It's not your words that are important.

1109
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:16,708
You say it with your eyes.

1110
00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,166
Right here.

1111
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,000
Hey, try it on me.

1112
00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:21,125
Huh?

1113
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:22,416
Give it a try.

1114
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:24,916
[sighs]

1115
00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:28,125
No, that's ugly.

1116
00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:29,125
Try again.

1117
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,208
Are you trying to look awful?

1118
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,958
You've got to look passionate and sincere.

1119
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,958
[club music stops]

1120
00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:44,583
[soft, romantic music]

1121
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:49,375
Hey.

1122
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,000
How was that?

1123
00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:56,500
Huh.

1124
00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:58,625
[club music continues]

1125
00:57:02,208 --> 00:57:03,250
[sighs]

1126
00:57:13,083 --> 00:57:14,458
[whispers]
He doesn't look into it!

1127
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:16,500
[whispers]
Just go.

1128
00:57:16,583 --> 00:57:17,541
But he's--
[grunts]

1129
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:22,166
Hello.

1130
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,708
Going home so early?

1131
00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:28,500
How about I get you a drink?

1132
00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:32,708
- [Ming-han grunts]
- [man] Get your hands off me,

1133
00:57:32,791 --> 00:57:34,375
- you fucking fag.
- [groans in pain]

1134
00:57:34,458 --> 00:57:36,125
- Oh, fuck.
- [phone ringing]

1135
00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:37,791
[man] Yeah, on my way.

1136
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,916
Are people still throwing gay guys around?

1137
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,833
- [woman 1] Wow!
- [woman 2] That was amazing.

1138
00:57:44,916 --> 00:57:46,291
[man 1] That was so graceful.

1139
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:47,625
[man 2] Such a great dancer.

1140
00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:50,625
[birds chirping]

1141
00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:55,333
[car engine turns off]

1142
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,208
[Pang-yu] Hmm, now what?

1143
00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:05,583
- [yawns]
- So officer, what's the plan?

1144
00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:12,375
I should just take him in for questioning.

1145
00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:14,791
[soft gasp]
But that's what I said!

1146
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:17,250
Then why did we waste the entire night?

1147
00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:18,625
[Pang-yu] Hmph.

1148
00:58:18,708 --> 00:58:19,958
I took you out, didn't I?

1149
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,875
And I'm pretty sure you had fun.

1150
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,375
You were like...

1151
00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,166
[mocking Mao-mao's singing]
<i>♪ Go, go, sister ♪</i>

1152
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:27,458
<i>♪ Go, go, lover ♪</i>

1153
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:30,916
[yelps]

1154
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,291
Oh, what in the hell?

1155
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:34,708
[comical music]

1156
00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:35,916
[Pang-yu whimpering]

1157
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,250
Oh, God! What are you doing?

1158
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,500
- What are you doing?
- Do something, do something.

1159
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,250
- Why are you following Hsiao-ma?
- [Ming-han] Huh?

1160
00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:45,458
That guy's Hsiao-ma?

1161
00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:47,666
Are you spying on him?

1162
00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,500
A-kou told us before he was killed.

1163
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:52,125
Hsiao-ma is
Lin Hsiao-yuan's right-hand man.

1164
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:53,791
I'm on a stakeout.

1165
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,541
And... as for you,

1166
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:58,708
you were transferred.
Why are you following him?

1167
00:58:58,791 --> 00:58:59,750
[grunts]

1168
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:05,750
[groans]
I, uh, I, I'm, uh...

1169
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:07,958
helping a friend

1170
00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:09,375
investigate a hit-and-run

1171
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,791
where Hsiao-ma and A-kou were witnesses.

1172
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:12,750
A-kou is dead.

1173
00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:15,916
So he's the only one.

1174
00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:20,041
I thought
that the surveillance footage disappeared.

1175
00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:21,666
[Pang-yu shouts]
Wu Ming-han.

1176
00:59:22,541 --> 00:59:24,291
- Yeah, well, that's the reason I--
- Tell her to go sit in the back seat

1177
00:59:24,375 --> 00:59:25,583
right now!

1178
00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,041
[shouts]
You want my help, go sit in the back!

1179
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:29,958
- [both] Go and sit in the back?
- Yeah!

1180
00:59:30,041 --> 00:59:32,166
- [Pang-yu] I'm not sitting back there!
- Why should I sit back there?

1181
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,458
You want to dance naked again
because you're possessed?

1182
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,333
[sighs]

1183
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,541
It's just only my wife

1184
00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:42,625
can sit in the front.

1185
00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:46,291
- [comical music]
- [Pang-yu chuckles]

1186
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:48,208
You're such a weird guy.

1187
00:59:48,291 --> 00:59:50,083
[all gasp]

1188
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:51,750
- Target's on the move!
- [screaming]

1189
00:59:58,375 --> 00:59:59,541
[sighs, groans]

1190
01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:10,625
ACE YES BUILDING MATERIAL

1191
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:16,500
ACE YES BUILDING MATERIAL

1192
01:00:16,583 --> 01:00:18,958
[suspenseful music]

1193
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:25,708
[Tzu-ching] This has to be the place.

1194
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:27,750
Look at all the cameras.

1195
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:33,083
[camera shutter clicks]

1196
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,250
[Tzu-ching] Lin Hsiao-yuan!

1197
01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:36,791
- [gasping]
- Damn it!

1198
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:38,916
[camera shutter clicks]

1199
01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:41,291
[Hsiao-yuan] There won't be a problem.

1200
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:42,791
It's not the first time.

1201
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,500
When did you become such a coward?

1202
01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:45,750
Okay, okay.

1203
01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,875
- [Ming-han grunts]
- [camera shutter clicking]

1204
01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:01,791
[gasps]
You've been seen.

1205
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,291
He's made us.

1206
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,625
- [engine ignites]
- Hey, are you crazy?

1207
01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:12,416
- What the hell are you doing?
- Ming-han!

1208
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,958
[car engine humming]

1209
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:17,083
Argh, for God's sake!

1210
01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:18,208
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Hey, hey.

1211
01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:19,833
- Hey! What...
- [Tzu-ching] No, I've had enough!

1212
01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:21,958
You've got no idea where you're going!

1213
01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,958
I told you to ask for directions!

1214
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:26,916
[sniffling]

1215
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:31,833
Oh, honey, come on. Get in the car.

1216
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,833
- [Ming-han] Relax, it'll be fine.
- [sighs]

1217
01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:35,958
[Tzu-ching] You keep saying
we're almost there, we're almost there.

1218
01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:37,541
In all our years together,

1219
01:01:37,625 --> 01:01:39,916
I can tell you I never once got there!

1220
01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:43,083
Oh...
[chuckles]

1221
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,041
Where in the hell are we?

1222
01:01:45,125 --> 01:01:46,791
Oh, excuse me.

1223
01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:50,750
Uh, um, we're looking for the factory
that sells sofas.

1224
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,833
[Tzu-ching]
Do you know where Shuanghe Street is?

1225
01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:54,250
[henchman] Nope.

1226
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:57,416
I suppose I'll keep looking.

1227
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:02,916
Darling! You've gone and put in
the wrong address!

1228
01:02:03,916 --> 01:02:05,125
- Ah...
- Your stupidity

1229
01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:06,583
is causing stress to our baby.

1230
01:02:06,666 --> 01:02:09,750
Oh, okay, sweetheart. Sorry about that.

1231
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,000
Oh, uh, hey.

1232
01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:13,125
- Is that the main road, up that way?
- [henchman] Yeah.

1233
01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:14,833
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, thanks.

1234
01:02:14,916 --> 01:02:15,916
Okay, so let's go home.

1235
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,500
- The baby is going crazy.
- Okay.

1236
01:02:18,166 --> 01:02:19,416
[Tzu-ching]
I don't understand you, darling.

1237
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,625
You're so useless!

1238
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:24,291
[upbeat music rises, fades]

1239
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:28,291
With this evidence,
we can apply for a search warrant.

1240
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:29,916
Yes!

1241
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,166
Now I'm sure to get my job back.

1242
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,375
[chuckles mischievously]

1243
01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:36,708
Oh, come on.

1244
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,375
Hey, that's not nice.

1245
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:45,875
[chuckles]

1246
01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:47,083
[sighs]

1247
01:02:51,625 --> 01:02:52,833
Chief said yes.

1248
01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:54,458
[Yung-kang]
Once this investigation is closed,

1249
01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:55,958
you can return to the precinct.

1250
01:02:56,041 --> 01:03:00,083
Yes! Yes! This is awesome. Yes.

1251
01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:01,708
[Ming-han clears throat]

1252
01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:03,041
Listen, you two.

1253
01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,750
This is a win for both of you, okay?

1254
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,166
So enough with the petty bickering.

1255
01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:11,125
You're supposed to be partners.

1256
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,208
His time away's being good for him.

1257
01:03:13,291 --> 01:03:15,708
Hmm? He's mature, Wu Ming-han.

1258
01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:17,833
- [Ming-han] Yeah?
- Yeah. Give him a go.

1259
01:03:17,916 --> 01:03:18,791
Thanks, Captain.

1260
01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:20,166
Thanks, sir.

1261
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,083
- I'm gonna work hard!
- All right, all right.

1262
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,958
- Be more mature!
- [Yung-kang] All right.

1263
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:34,250
- Mature my ass.
- [male officer 1] It's so unfair.

1264
01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:36,125
She's pretty but she's so stuck-up.

1265
01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,833
- You know what I mean?
- [male officer 2] She is stuck-up.

1266
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,375
Bitch turned me down.

1267
01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:41,833
[male officer 1] She was just lucky
finding the drug warehouse.

1268
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:44,708
Who knows who she fucked
to get that information?

1269
01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:46,333
Probably the Chief.

1270
01:03:46,416 --> 01:03:48,333
- [laughter]
- Hey. What are you doing?

1271
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,375
They shouldn't say those things.

1272
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,791
Guys who say things like that
just have tiny dicks.

1273
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:56,875
Huh?

1274
01:03:57,666 --> 01:04:00,083
That's what I think
when I hear that kind of crap.

1275
01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:05,208
[Tzu-ching]
Don't be shooting me a look of pity, hmm?

1276
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,916
There are things I wanna achieve.

1277
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,333
I believe I'll prove myself
one of these days.

1278
01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,375
Don't treat me

1279
01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:15,541
like I'm helpless.

1280
01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:17,625
Okay?

1281
01:04:19,083 --> 01:04:21,250
[gentle music]

1282
01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:33,416
Hey, you haven't forgot
the most important thing.

1283
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,500
[sighs]
I know.

1284
01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:36,666
I'm gonna find the guy who killed you.

1285
01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:38,875
I'm glad to hear it.

1286
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:42,458
[relaxing music]

1287
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,833
[Tzu-ching] Hello, may I ask
if your bowel movements are regular?

1288
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:48,916
I'm a sales representative

1289
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,166
from The Family Probiotics Group.

1290
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,708
My name is Ching-ching.

1291
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:56,000
Ching-ching.

1292
01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,583
Let us take care of your family.

1293
01:04:59,166 --> 01:05:00,791
It's working?

1294
01:05:00,875 --> 01:05:02,875
Mm-hm.
[blows air]

1295
01:05:03,416 --> 01:05:05,250
- No mistakes on this one.
- [Chubby] Yes, Captain.

1296
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,458
You like Tzu-ching, huh?

1297
01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:07,791
[shouts]
Don't be stupid!

1298
01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:11,250
Uh... I mean...

1299
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:12,875
Go, team.

1300
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:16,208
Yeah.

1301
01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,500
I suggest you don't even try.

1302
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,333
There's more to her than meets the eye.

1303
01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:23,541
She's smart and really ambitious.

1304
01:05:24,041 --> 01:05:25,583
She won't be controlled by you.

1305
01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:28,208
[whispers]
This is really important.

1306
01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:31,250
If we crack this case,
I can return to the precinct.

1307
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:34,375
And will apprehend
the other witness as well.

1308
01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:36,916
So if you want to reincarnate,

1309
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,666
stop messing around.

1310
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,833
Captain, the target has arrived
at the factory.

1311
01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:43,375
Okay, move out.

1312
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,750
- Sir!
- [Tzu-ching] Yes, sir!

1313
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:47,833
[suspenseful music]

1314
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:52,708
IN THE FAMILY PROBIOTICS

1315
01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,083
[Tzu-ching] Excuse me.

1316
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,958
Hi, may I ask,

1317
01:05:57,041 --> 01:05:58,666
are your bowel movements regular?

1318
01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:01,041
- [henchman] Huh?
- I'm with the Family Probiotics Group.

1319
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,041
- And...
- [henchman] It's fine.

1320
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,250
- ...I'm in the area.
- You should, you should go.

1321
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,500
[Tzu-ching] Sir, are you sure?

1322
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:09,458
If you'll just allow me to tell you

1323
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,041
about some of our products,

1324
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:12,500
I can really do with the sales,

1325
01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:16,000
otherwise, my boss will be furious
and he'll probably kill me.

1326
01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:17,666
[clicking tongue]

1327
01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:21,958
Well, let's see what they're up to inside.

1328
01:06:24,208 --> 01:06:25,083
Huh?

1329
01:06:28,291 --> 01:06:29,125
[sighs]

1330
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:31,333
[Tzu-ching] ...and greatly improve your...

1331
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,416
Many different types...

1332
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,708
Something's not right.

1333
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:36,458
Hey.

1334
01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:38,916
Won't they recognize Tzu-ching
on their cameras?

1335
01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:43,208
[Tzu-ching] Perhaps I can show you...

1336
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,750
[tense music]

1337
01:06:47,708 --> 01:06:48,541
[sighs]

1338
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:50,833
Wu Ming-han.
They're dumping shit like crazy!

1339
01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:52,083
Dumping shit like crazy?

1340
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,750
- [all] Dumping shit like crazy?
- [gasps]

1341
01:06:55,625 --> 01:06:56,750
[gasps]

1342
01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,041
[comical music]

1343
01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:05,916
Ah? Aha...

1344
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,375
[Ming-han] Got it.

1345
01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:15,083
[suspenseful music]

1346
01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:17,500
[gasps]
Gun!

1347
01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:19,083
Uh? Hey!

1348
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,625
[panting]

1349
01:07:23,291 --> 01:07:24,250
[grunts]

1350
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,666
[Ming-han grunts]

1351
01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:30,083
[groans]

1352
01:07:31,541 --> 01:07:32,958
[shouts]
The cops are here!

1353
01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:35,250
What are you doing?
He just wanted to add me on WhatsApp!

1354
01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,166
[henchman] The cops are outside!

1355
01:07:39,291 --> 01:07:41,958
- I was protecting you.
- I said I'm not helpless!

1356
01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:43,833
Shit! Okay, let's go!

1357
01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:45,541
Move into positions! Go, go, go!

1358
01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:48,166
- [suspenseful music]
- [tires screeching]

1359
01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,166
[siren wailing]

1360
01:07:51,041 --> 01:07:53,583
<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

1361
01:07:53,666 --> 01:07:55,666
- [officer 1] On your six!
- [officer 2] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1362
01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:58,250
- [officer 1] Go! Go!
- [officer 3] Get down! Take cover!

1363
01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,250
- [officer 4] Here we go!
- [officer 5] Watch your back!

1364
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,333
- [officer 1] Cover me!
- [officer 2] Move in!

1365
01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:13,958
<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

1366
01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:21,333
<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

1367
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,375
What's the holdup?

1368
01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,291
We need to cut through! Cut through!

1369
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:28,000
<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

1370
01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:32,458
[whirring]

1371
01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:34,833
<i>♪ Come with me, come with me ♪</i>

1372
01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:44,291
[indistinct shouting]

1373
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:46,000
[officer 1] Get down, don't move!

1374
01:08:46,083 --> 01:08:48,750
- Drop your weapons! Stop dancing!
- [officer 2] Go, go, go!

1375
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,291
- Get down. Get down on the ground!
- [officer 3] Get down. Get down.

1376
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,750
[music continues playing in background]

1377
01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:04,666
Captain Chang, welcome.

1378
01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:07,333
Want some hot pot, hmm?

1379
01:09:08,416 --> 01:09:10,708
Or perhaps a quick game?

1380
01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:13,541
- [laughter]
- [henchman] Good one, boss!

1381
01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:15,541
You know, I'm thankful, really.

1382
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,166
You've brought
all these people to greet me,

1383
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:19,791
and it's not even New Year.

1384
01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:23,041
- [indistinct chatter over radio]
- [phone ringing]

1385
01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,083
You ruined the entire operation.

1386
01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:27,541
It's like you want to be demoted.

1387
01:09:28,750 --> 01:09:30,625
[car engine ignites]

1388
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,750
[grunts]

1389
01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:47,791
[sighs]

1390
01:09:48,666 --> 01:09:49,625
[grunts, yelps]

1391
01:09:53,541 --> 01:09:54,416
[whispers]
Jesus.

1392
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,333
- [comical music]
- [mouths]

1393
01:09:56,416 --> 01:09:57,291
[Ming-han] Huh?

1394
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,750
[Ming-han chuckles]

1395
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:14,041
[Yung-kang] <i>Why did Wu Ming-han tell us</i>

1396
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,708
<i>they were dumping shit?</i>

1397
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,750
[Chubby] We were only there
ten minutes before going in,

1398
01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:26,041
how could they destroy so much evidence
in that time?

1399
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,666
Could someone have tipped them off?

1400
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:30,333
[Chubby] Whoa. Seriously?

1401
01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:33,375
[officer] Is there a mole in the squad?

1402
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:36,666
[Chubby] Oh, my God,
this is just like <i>Infernal Affairs.</i>

1403
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:40,208
Hasn't Boss Lin
planted a mole on the force before?

1404
01:10:40,291 --> 01:10:42,375
[tense music]

1405
01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:45,541
[tires screeching]

1406
01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:47,666
[both grunt]

1407
01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,541
[gasps]

1408
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,708
[mouse clicks]

1409
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:09,083
[both] Lin Hsiao-yuan.

1410
01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:10,500
Unbelievable.

1411
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,833
[soft chuckle]

1412
01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,875
We want the same guy
for your hit-and-run and the drug case.

1413
01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:19,250
{\an8}[in cheerful voice]
Hubby!

1414
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:20,875
Eh? Uh?

1415
01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:26,333
Hmm.

1416
01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:36,333
- [tires screeching on video]
- [loud crash on video]

1417
01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:38,125
[Tzu-ching] Where did you get this?

1418
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:44,083
Do you have your own informant
on Lin Hsiao-yuan?

1419
01:11:45,625 --> 01:11:46,500
Uh, that's right.

1420
01:11:47,208 --> 01:11:49,416
[Ming-han]
I'm really sorry about today, but, uh,

1421
01:11:50,041 --> 01:11:51,708
you know, with this,

1422
01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:54,375
you can arrest him for the hit-and-run.

1423
01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:58,500
How come you gave this to me?

1424
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,416
Because we're partners.

1425
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:06,041
[soft music]

1426
01:12:07,666 --> 01:12:09,333
[Tzu-ching]
I don't want to be your partner.

1427
01:12:10,666 --> 01:12:11,666
Uh...

1428
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,750
[Ming-han sighs]

1429
01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:29,541
You're still trying
to get on her good side.

1430
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:31,666
You should have submitted
the card yourself.

1431
01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:36,083
Don't you want your job back?

1432
01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:38,291
I've told you a hundred times.

1433
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:42,750
It's just about helping you reincarnate.

1434
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:43,875
[Chubby] Ming-han.

1435
01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:46,500
[sighs]

1436
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,416
POLICE

1437
01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:52,041
[Yung-kang] Wu Ming-han.

1438
01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:56,708
We're moving out.
You're riding with me. Let's go.

1439
01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:00,291
[gasps]
Sir. Okay!

1440
01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:03,166
[epic music]

1441
01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:05,875
[car engines ignite]

1442
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:08,875
[sirens wailing]

1443
01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:17,083
Ming-han.

1444
01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:20,958
Do you really have an informant
close to Boss Lin?

1445
01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:26,250
[Pang-yu] Hmm?

1446
01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:27,916
Yeah.

1447
01:13:28,666 --> 01:13:29,708
I think we have a mole.

1448
01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:33,833
Lin Hsiao-yuan is ruthless.

1449
01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:37,625
If he finds your informant,
then who knows what will happen?

1450
01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:39,958
Tell me who it is.

1451
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,958
[suspenseful music]

1452
01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:48,458
Uh, he's, uh...

1453
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:51,208
dead.

1454
01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:53,416
What? Dead?

1455
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:55,833
But it's only been a couple of hours!

1456
01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:58,750
[Yung-kang]
Lin Hsiao-yuan truly is ruthless.

1457
01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:00,750
That's right.

1458
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,208
He's totally ruthless.

1459
01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,541
We have to get him, sir.

1460
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:05,666
So my informant can rest in peace.

1461
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:08,083
[comical music]

1462
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,958
[gentle footsteps approaching]

1463
01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:23,791
- [radio beeps]
- [Yung-kang] Door is open.

1464
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,125
Approach with caution.

1465
01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:26,958
[officer 1 over radio] <i>Go, go, go.</i>

1466
01:14:27,541 --> 01:14:28,666
[Yung-kang] Go, go, go!

1467
01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:30,875
Go!

1468
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,708
[officer 2 over radio] <i>Clear.</i>

1469
01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,125
[officer 3 over radio] <i>Clear.</i>

1470
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:36,333
[officer 4 over radio] <i>Clear.</i>

1471
01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:39,708
[Yung-kang] Fuck!

1472
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,666
He's long gone.

1473
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,791
[tense music]

1474
01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:54,083
There really must be a mole
in the precinct.

1475
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:00,041
[Yung-kang] Wu Ming-han.

1476
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:03,083
You said your informant gave you
the tip-off on Hsiao-ma.

1477
01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:06,625
So what happened at the drug bust, huh?

1478
01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:08,875
You broke cover
and compromised the operation.

1479
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:11,541
You had an informant.

1480
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:13,000
And now you say he's dead.

1481
01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,708
What am I supposed to think?

1482
01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:17,458
Also,

1483
01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:20,250
you said the perpetrator
on your hit-and-run case

1484
01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:22,541
just happens to be our crime boss.

1485
01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:25,583
Are you the mole, Wu Ming-han?

1486
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,083
Wu Ming-han. I wish I could trust you.

1487
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,875
You're suspended, effective immediately,

1488
01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:39,333
unless you give us your informant!

1489
01:15:41,583 --> 01:15:43,708
- [lightning crackling]
- [rain pattering]

1490
01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:44,916
[Pang-yu] See?

1491
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,208
You shouldn't have given
the memory card to her.

1492
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,125
Now look what's happened.

1493
01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:51,541
[Junior Mao grunting]

1494
01:15:51,625 --> 01:15:53,916
[growling]

1495
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,291
[Pang-yu] Wu Ming-han.

1496
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,458
Fine if you don't wanna eat,
but feed the dog.

1497
01:15:58,125 --> 01:15:59,541
- He's an innocent creature.
- [Junior Mao whining]

1498
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,041
You're being selfish.

1499
01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:04,083
[grunting, growling]

1500
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,166
Selfish?

1501
01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:14,500
- [Ming-han] Who did you just call selfish?
- Hmm?

1502
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,166
Say that again.

1503
01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:21,041
[whines]

1504
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,125
You. Who else?

1505
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:29,916
<i>I'm</i> selfish?

1506
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:34,083
Who am I doing all this shit for?

1507
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:38,333
You're doing it for you,

1508
01:16:38,416 --> 01:16:40,125
so you can get rid of me.

1509
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:41,958
[shouts]
Oh, yeah?

1510
01:16:42,541 --> 01:16:45,166
Did I ask for this stupid ghost marriage?

1511
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,875
This has brought me nothing but bad luck!

1512
01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:49,166
Hey, don't be like that.

1513
01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:51,375
You would never have found
those leads without me.

1514
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:53,958
[Pang-yu] I helped you
find the drug warehouse,

1515
01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:56,791
and 6610's dashcam footage.

1516
01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:59,250
You wouldn't have found
any of it without me.

1517
01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:02,083
[sighs]
I can't communicate with a straight guy.

1518
01:17:02,166 --> 01:17:03,458
Is that so?

1519
01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:05,041
That's a dumb thing to say!

1520
01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,916
How is being straight the problem?

1521
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,333
Straight guys always miss the point.

1522
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,083
You're all self-centered, ego maniacs.

1523
01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:13,958
- That's discriminating!
- [chuckles]

1524
01:17:14,041 --> 01:17:16,125
Oh, you want to talk about discrimination?

1525
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,833
You're talking to a homosexual!

1526
01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:20,583
I've dealt with that shit for years
and so is Tzu-ching!

1527
01:17:20,666 --> 01:17:22,541
"Women need a big strong man
to rescue them,"

1528
01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:23,833
that's how you guys think.

1529
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:26,208
You go to hell!
You think you're so smart, huh?

1530
01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:27,708
You and your social issues?

1531
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:29,166
You know what your real problem is?

1532
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,333
You're the only problem!

1533
01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:31,250
That's bullshit!

1534
01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:33,625
Your father, and your ex.

1535
01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:34,666
How's that going?

1536
01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:37,083
[thunder rumbling]

1537
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:38,916
That's why you're still here!

1538
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,041
What are you doing?

1539
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,958
Flying into a rage!

1540
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,125
Where are you going?

1541
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,708
I'm taking this to your beloved boyfriend.

1542
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,625
I told you, I'm glad if he's okay,
so leave him alone!

1543
01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:57,000
[huffs]
That doesn't mean shit.

1544
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,791
Wu Ming-han,
you're acting immature and petty.

1545
01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:03,583
Like a guy with a really tiny dick!

1546
01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:06,583
My dick's so big
it's hard to carry around!

1547
01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:07,833
You saw it before?

1548
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:09,583
I don't even think you have a dick!

1549
01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:11,166
Do you want to be possessed?

1550
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:13,708
Go ahead, you're just scared to be pussy!

1551
01:18:14,250 --> 01:18:15,500
What would I be scared about?

1552
01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:17,541
That Chia-hao didn't want
a ghost marriage.

1553
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:19,375
[doorbell ringing]

1554
01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:21,291
[Ming-han sighs]

1555
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,375
Yeah?

1556
01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:28,875
This is Mao-mao's funeral tablet.

1557
01:18:28,958 --> 01:18:30,916
I'm just passing on
some messages from him.

1558
01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:33,500
[Chia-hao] You're a psychic?

1559
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:34,958
I'm not.

1560
01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:36,541
[Ming-han]
But what I am is currently suffering

1561
01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:37,500
from a ghost marriage

1562
01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:40,208
due to an unfortunate mix-up
with the red envelope.

1563
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:41,625
Mao-mao's next to me.

1564
01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:44,583
Khaki trousers, wavy hair, ugly shirt.

1565
01:18:45,541 --> 01:18:46,708
- What?
- [Ming-han sighs]

1566
01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:48,083
[Ming-han] Ghost marriages are lucky.

1567
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,458
And you wanted to marry him.

1568
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:51,958
- Well, now's your chance.
- Stay away from me!

1569
01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:52,875
Oh, no, you don't!

1570
01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,500
- I'm not messing around!
- [shouts]

1571
01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:55,625
Mao Pang-yu!

1572
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:57,250
You wanted to possess me?

1573
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:58,791
So do it, and you can talk to this guy!

1574
01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:00,666
- Get lost!
- [Ming-han grunts]

1575
01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:02,500
[Ming-han] Why?
[panting]

1576
01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:05,875
Mao-mao was killed
and you don't seem to care.

1577
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,708
You just hooked up with a new guy.

1578
01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:14,500
[sighs]
Look, I never wanted to marry anyone.

1579
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,250
But Mao-mao got carried away.

1580
01:19:16,333 --> 01:19:18,541
- [sobs]
- [somber music]

1581
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,291
He was always talking about it,

1582
01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,916
and I didn't wanna upset him.

1583
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,333
[Chia-hao] He was so determined.

1584
01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:26,000
I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

1585
01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:28,708
I started keeping my distance.

1586
01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:30,125
I mean, what else could I do?

1587
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:31,500
Now please leave.

1588
01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:36,375
Stop crying, he's not worth it.

1589
01:19:36,458 --> 01:19:37,875
This is ridiculous!

1590
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,583
Now you've made him cry.

1591
01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,833
[Ming-han] Why weren't you honest
about your feelings?

1592
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,166
[Chia-hao]
Because he didn't wanna hear it!

1593
01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:45,041
- You fuck!
- [groans in pain]

1594
01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:46,041
[Pang-yu] Wu Ming-han!

1595
01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:48,708
[Chia-hao panting]
What the hell was that for?

1596
01:19:48,791 --> 01:19:49,750
[Chia-hao groans]

1597
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:51,750
I want you to ask,

1598
01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:53,916
did I do something wrong?

1599
01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:56,208
Or was I not good enough?

1600
01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:00,291
[sighs]

1601
01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:01,833
Mao-mao is asking,

1602
01:20:02,541 --> 01:20:04,000
did he do something wrong,

1603
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:06,291
or was he not good enough?

1604
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,666
What the fuck, Mao-mao?

1605
01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:09,916
Jesus.

1606
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,708
He's the one who's not good enough.

1607
01:20:11,791 --> 01:20:12,750
You're too good for him.

1608
01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:14,750
You're right. I'm not good enough.

1609
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:16,500
Now just go away, okay?

1610
01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:17,708
- You piece of shit!
- [groans]

1611
01:20:17,791 --> 01:20:20,625
[grunts]
You fucking crazy?

1612
01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:23,083
Coming to my home just like Mao's dad?

1613
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,791
Punching me and making demands?

1614
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:26,916
You're pathetic!
You need a good kick in the ass!

1615
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,291
Stop or I'll call the police!

1616
01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:29,750
I am the police, idiot!

1617
01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,125
- [Ming-han shouts]
- [Chia-hao] No, please!

1618
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,458
[Chia-hao panting]

1619
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,500
[somber music continues]

1620
01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:53,916
[Junior Mao barking]

1621
01:20:59,583 --> 01:21:01,583
- [Junior Mao whines]
- [Ming-han grunts]

1622
01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:04,875
[Ming-han breathes deeply]

1623
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,708
[Ming-han] Hey,
I've been looking all over for you.

1624
01:21:09,291 --> 01:21:11,625
It's a good thing
I brought Junior Mao out.

1625
01:21:12,208 --> 01:21:13,291
He found you.

1626
01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,166
[soft grunt]

1627
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,875
Don't worry about it,
I don't need consoling.

1628
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,208
Hey, look at this.

1629
01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:42,333
Look.

1630
01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:43,458
[Ming-han chuckles]

1631
01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:48,458
I put these on just for you.

1632
01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:50,916
[chuckling]
They're super comfy.

1633
01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,000
You're not very good at this, are you?

1634
01:21:58,750 --> 01:21:59,750
I'm sorry.

1635
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,041
I'm just a dumb, straight guy.

1636
01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:06,333
Well, that's better
than being a dead gay guy.

1637
01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:10,000
You've got time.

1638
01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,625
[gentle music]

1639
01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:16,958
I can see things more clearly now.

1640
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,791
Things I should have faced up to
when I was alive.

1641
01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:29,625
You know, for a dumb, straight guy,

1642
01:22:29,708 --> 01:22:31,250
you are not that selfish at all.

1643
01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:33,791
Thank you.

1644
01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:36,625
I mean, listen,

1645
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:38,833
Chia-hao seems like he's just an idiot.

1646
01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:42,958
What did you see in him
that made you want to marry him?

1647
01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:49,083
I dated guys

1648
01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:51,208
but it was always just sex.

1649
01:22:53,291 --> 01:22:54,791
Chia-hao came along,

1650
01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:55,958
and I was in love.

1651
01:22:56,708 --> 01:23:00,125
And then, when they legalized
gay marriage...

1652
01:23:02,666 --> 01:23:04,750
[voice breaking]
...I thought we could grow old together.

1653
01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,875
Except it was just me who wanted that.

1654
01:23:08,791 --> 01:23:09,875
Ah, yeah.

1655
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:12,041
But you know,

1656
01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:14,750
it's just a useless piece of paper
that doesn't mean shit.

1657
01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:16,208
There are divorces every day.

1658
01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:19,541
Although a ghost marriage is forever.
[chuckles]

1659
01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:21,541
Actually, what I want is really simple.

1660
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:23,916
You know, I just want someone...

1661
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,291
to love

1662
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:29,041
and be with forever.

1663
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:31,916
A friend and lover.

1664
01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:34,708
Someone who would stand beside me.

1665
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:37,666
[sniffles]

1666
01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:40,125
I wanted someone...

1667
01:23:41,666 --> 01:23:45,500
who I could trust utterly
and unreservedly,

1668
01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:47,583
and for him to trust me the same way.

1669
01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:50,541
I'd be happy with that.

1670
01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:56,125
So...

1671
01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,166
you just want someone to love you.

1672
01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:05,958
[sniffles, chuckles sadly]

1673
01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:14,875
If that was my dying wish...

1674
01:24:16,541 --> 01:24:18,666
well, now it's too late
to make it come true.

1675
01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:26,583
Hey, I have a solution for that.

1676
01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:28,875
You just stick around.

1677
01:24:29,541 --> 01:24:32,291
Cheaper than a dog,
because I don't have to feed you.

1678
01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:34,416
Besides, I was your dog in a past life

1679
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,791
so it must be your turn now.

1680
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,458
[Ming-han] Hmm?

1681
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:39,541
[sighs]

1682
01:24:40,791 --> 01:24:42,250
[sniffles]

1683
01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:43,916
You think...

1684
01:24:44,625 --> 01:24:46,416
except you're my dog, aren't ya?

1685
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,333
Bang bang.

1686
01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:50,125
[Ming-han sighs]

1687
01:24:51,083 --> 01:24:53,375
- [imitates groaning]
- [Pang-yu chuckles]

1688
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:57,166
- [Ming-han huffing, panting]
- [Junior Mao barks, whining]

1689
01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:58,791
[Pang-yu chuckles]
Junior Mao.

1690
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,000
Are you saying you love me?

1691
01:25:02,083 --> 01:25:04,916
[Junior Mao whining]

1692
01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:07,583
Hey, come here.

1693
01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:10,666
Hey, what do you think, huh?
Time for a cuddle?

1694
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:12,375
[chuckles]

1695
01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:15,083
[soft, tranquil music]

1696
01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,583
[Pang-yu] If I could post an IG story now,

1697
01:25:21,666 --> 01:25:23,750
I'd frame you both against that sky,

1698
01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:27,333
with the hashtag,
"So nice to have you both in my life."

1699
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:31,375
Hashtag, "Thanks, guys.

1700
01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:33,458
Goodbye.

1701
01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,083
I'm going now."

1702
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:47,291
[silence]

1703
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:53,333
[alarm clock ringing]

1704
01:25:58,666 --> 01:25:59,833
[ringing stops]

1705
01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:05,375
[sighs]

1706
01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:29,791
[sighs deeply]

1707
01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,208
Uh, Junior Mao.

1708
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:34,208
Now it's just the two of us.

1709
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:38,041
[melancholic music]

1710
01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:40,875
[Pang-yu] <i>Hey, Wu Ming-han.</i>

1711
01:26:41,916 --> 01:26:43,208
[sighs]

1712
01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:46,000
I think I'm ready to reincarnate.

1713
01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:51,416
[soft chuckle]

1714
01:26:56,166 --> 01:26:58,625
[harmonious music]

1715
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:04,375
- [soft gasp]
- [Pang-yu] Wu Ming-han.

1716
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:06,250
Oh, no way.

1717
01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:08,166
[Pang-yu] Take good care of Junior Mao.

1718
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:10,333
And visit my grandma sometimes.

1719
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,541
For God's sake,

1720
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:14,541
please get some stylish underpants.

1721
01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:16,750
Bye.

1722
01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:27,500
Junior Mao.

1723
01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:30,125
- Wait here till I get home.
- [Junior Mao whines]

1724
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:37,208
[Junior Mao whining]

1725
01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,416
- [music disrupts]
- [door opens]

1726
01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:44,041
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

1727
01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:45,916
[door closes]

1728
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:49,500
I almost forgot.
[exhales deeply]

1729
01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:51,250
{\an8}[Ming-han] Click!

1730
01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:55,208
[mouse clicks]

1731
01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:58,041
7 HOURS 11 MINUTES LEFT

1732
01:27:58,125 --> 01:28:00,750
- [chuckles mischievously]
- [relaxing music]

1733
01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:03,041
- [growls]
- [Ming-han] What?

1734
01:28:03,791 --> 01:28:04,916
Morning.

1735
01:28:05,916 --> 01:28:06,916
We're out of cabbage.

1736
01:28:10,666 --> 01:28:12,291
I've checked the surveillance footage,

1737
01:28:12,375 --> 01:28:14,125
and Ying-jeou is not following you.

1738
01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:18,291
[woman] No, not on the street,
at my house.

1739
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:21,291
Okay, well, uh, we can install scanners

1740
01:28:21,375 --> 01:28:25,958
that will detect any listening devices
in your house. Okay?

1741
01:28:26,041 --> 01:28:27,333
[woman] Well...

1742
01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:28,333
[phone chimes]

1743
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:35,458
GREEN ENVIRONMENTAL UNION:
CREDIT CARD DEBIT SUCCESSFUL

1744
01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:44,166
[Yung-kang sighs]

1745
01:28:46,083 --> 01:28:47,083
[car chirps]

1746
01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,875
- [phone vibrating]
- [eerie music]

1747
01:28:52,958 --> 01:28:53,833
[Yung-kang] Hello?

1748
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,333
Boss Lin?

1749
01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:59,416
[suspenseful music]

1750
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,541
You're on your way?

1751
01:29:02,416 --> 01:29:03,500
Pier Two.

1752
01:29:03,583 --> 01:29:04,416
Macau.

1753
01:29:04,958 --> 01:29:07,000
I'm heading over. Got it.

1754
01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:13,333
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1755
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:16,291
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1760
01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:28,500
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1761
01:29:30,041 --> 01:29:32,083
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1762
01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:35,166
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1763
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:37,041
- [objects clinking]
- [actress] <i>I'm good at--</i>

1764
01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:37,958
[keyboard key clacks]

1765
01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:43,791
- [clicks]
- [water running]

1766
01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:49,041
[objects clattering]

1767
01:29:49,125 --> 01:29:51,541
[ominous music]

1768
01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:13,833
[breathes shakily]

1769
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:26,250
- [knocking]
- [soft gasp]

1770
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,000
- [Pang-yu growling]
- [dramatic sting]

1771
01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:36,333
[breathes shakily]

1772
01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:49,416
- [Pang-yu growling]
- [dramatic sting]

1773
01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:52,416
- [sighs]
- [growling continues]

1774
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:59,791
[scattered growling]

1775
01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:02,750
My God!

1776
01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:04,875
What the hell is this?
I thought you're gone!

1777
01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:06,416
Stop yelling at me, all right?

1778
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:07,833
I've come with information.

1779
01:31:07,916 --> 01:31:08,958
What information?

1780
01:31:09,041 --> 01:31:11,083
Lin Hsiao-yuan is skipping town tonight!

1781
01:31:11,958 --> 01:31:12,875
How do you know that?

1782
01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:15,750
It doesn't matter how I know that.
Captain Chang is the mole.

1783
01:31:15,833 --> 01:31:16,875
Yung-kang is the mole?

1784
01:31:16,958 --> 01:31:17,791
Right.

1785
01:31:17,875 --> 01:31:20,333
- [suspenseful music]
- [Ming-han] Pick up, pick up the phone.

1786
01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:23,208
Oh, good! Chubby,
Hsiao-yuan is skipping town tonight.

1787
01:31:23,291 --> 01:31:24,291
He's leaving from Pier Two.

1788
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:25,666
[Chubby over phone] <i>Ming-han,
how are you getting that...?</i>

1789
01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:27,416
I don't have time for that,
just get everyone there!

1790
01:31:28,166 --> 01:31:30,625
[Yung-kang] <i>Do you really have
an informant close to Boss Lin?</i>

1791
01:31:30,708 --> 01:31:33,208
I think we have a mole.
Lin Hsiao-yuan is ruthless.

1792
01:31:33,291 --> 01:31:35,666
{\an8}If he finds your informant,
who knows what will happen?

1793
01:31:35,750 --> 01:31:37,291
You're suspended, effective immediately...

1794
01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,375
Tell me who it is.

1795
01:31:38,458 --> 01:31:40,083
...unless you give us your informant!

1796
01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:42,291
[suspenseful music continues]

1797
01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:46,125
That's why he wanted the informant so bad.

1798
01:31:46,875 --> 01:31:49,083
He was trying to protect Lin Hsiao-yuan.

1799
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:50,166
God.

1800
01:31:50,250 --> 01:31:51,583
It's unbelievable, right?

1801
01:31:51,666 --> 01:31:52,791
If I wasn't spying,

1802
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:54,125
you'd be none the wiser.

1803
01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:55,500
Yeah, what about that?

1804
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:57,750
Bullshit reincarnation. You're an ass.

1805
01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:01,083
I just wanna help with your case.

1806
01:32:01,166 --> 01:32:02,333
Because without me,

1807
01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:05,625
- you'll never get back to the precinct.
- [car accelerating]

1808
01:32:06,666 --> 01:32:08,833
- [sighs]
- Please, you're just a pussy

1809
01:32:08,916 --> 01:32:10,750
- who can't face any--
- Back off, all right?

1810
01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:13,583
You were trying to keep me here.
That's horrifying.

1811
01:32:14,166 --> 01:32:15,958
I'm trying to reincarnate,
not hang around.

1812
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:17,208
Still full of shit.

1813
01:32:17,291 --> 01:32:18,791
You're so busy looking for love,

1814
01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:20,208
- you told me--
- [gunshots]

1815
01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:23,333
- [both screaming]
- [tires screeching]

1816
01:32:24,875 --> 01:32:26,833
[tires screeching]

1817
01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:29,708
Fuck me! How does this
escalate into a shoot-out?

1818
01:32:29,791 --> 01:32:32,208
- [panting]
- [action music]

1819
01:32:35,958 --> 01:32:37,250
[Chubby yelping]

1820
01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:40,416
I don't wanna do this shit anymore!

1821
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,083
[yelping, screaming]

1822
01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:47,291
Fuck!

1823
01:32:48,416 --> 01:32:50,000
[grunts]

1824
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:53,500
[screams]

1825
01:32:54,083 --> 01:32:55,791
Another one! Get back! Get back!

1826
01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,041
Lin Hsiao-yuan. He's getting away!

1827
01:32:58,125 --> 01:33:00,166
- [rapid gunshots]
- [man 1 screams]

1828
01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:05,000
[man 2 groans]

1829
01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:11,041
[Chubby whimpers, screams]

1830
01:33:11,916 --> 01:33:12,958
{\an8}[muffled karaoke music playing]

1831
01:33:13,041 --> 01:33:15,416
{\an8}JINRUI KARAOKE

1832
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:18,750
[karaoke music playing]

1833
01:33:37,166 --> 01:33:39,166
[woman screaming]

1834
01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:43,166
[woman panting, screaming]

1835
01:33:43,250 --> 01:33:46,166
[suspenseful music]

1836
01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:51,125
Don't move.

1837
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:53,833
[exhales sharply]
Wu Ming-han?

1838
01:33:53,916 --> 01:33:55,583
[Yung-kang] Wha... what are you doing?

1839
01:33:55,666 --> 01:33:57,458
[Ming-han panting]

1840
01:33:57,541 --> 01:33:59,166
Did you think I wouldn't figure it out?

1841
01:33:59,708 --> 01:34:00,541
Huh?

1842
01:34:01,208 --> 01:34:03,125
Your phone call to Hsiao-yuan.

1843
01:34:03,208 --> 01:34:04,708
Pier Two to Macau.

1844
01:34:04,791 --> 01:34:05,916
If I hadn't told Chubby...

1845
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:08,125
What? What are you talking about?

1846
01:34:09,875 --> 01:34:10,750
Hello?

1847
01:34:10,833 --> 01:34:12,791
Captain, I just received a tip.

1848
01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:14,333
Boss Lin is skipping town.

1849
01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:15,375
Boss Lin?

1850
01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:17,458
I'm on my way there.

1851
01:34:17,541 --> 01:34:20,375
- He's leaving from Pier Two, for Macau.
- [Yung-kang] <i>You're on your way?</i>

1852
01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:22,666
Pier Two, Macau.

1853
01:34:23,166 --> 01:34:25,708
[comical music]

1854
01:34:25,791 --> 01:34:27,375
[inhales deeply]

1855
01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:31,416
[chuckles awkwardly]

1856
01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:34,083
Oops-a-daisy.
[exhales awkwardly]

1857
01:34:34,916 --> 01:34:36,208
If you weren't already dead,

1858
01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:38,208
I'd kill you myself.

1859
01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:40,791
But it still doesn't make any sense to me.

1860
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:43,333
Wh-- How could you know what I was saying
in the parking lot?

1861
01:34:44,666 --> 01:34:47,375
Oh, uh... never mind. Why are you here?

1862
01:34:47,458 --> 01:34:49,041
- [Hsiao-yuan] He followed me here.
- [both gasp]

1863
01:34:49,125 --> 01:34:51,250
[tense music]

1864
01:34:53,541 --> 01:34:54,708
Captain Chang.

1865
01:34:56,125 --> 01:34:58,416
Give up. You're outgunned.

1866
01:34:58,500 --> 01:34:59,708
[Ming-han gasps]

1867
01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:06,458
[pants]
You're the mole?

1868
01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:10,458
[Tzu-ching screaming]

1869
01:35:10,541 --> 01:35:12,583
Idiot, we're on the same side.

1870
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:14,083
- [Tzu-ching] <i>Are you stupid?</i>
- [phone ringing]

1871
01:35:14,875 --> 01:35:16,875
[Tzu-ching] <i>It's me. The police
are raiding the warehouse today.</i>

1872
01:35:16,958 --> 01:35:19,166
- Yeah. On my way.
- <i>Make the delivery and get out.</i>

1873
01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:20,416
[Tzu-ching] ...tell you about some...

1874
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,708
COPS ARE HERE, DON'T LOOK AROUND,
INFORM THEM TO MOVE QUICKLY INSIDE

1875
01:35:22,791 --> 01:35:24,291
[Tzu-ching] <i>Otherwise,
my boss will be furious</i>

1876
01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:25,958
<i>and he'll probably kill me.</i>

1877
01:35:26,041 --> 01:35:28,125
[voice echoing]
<i>Probably kill me, probably...</i>

1878
01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:31,458
[both] But you can't be!

1879
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:33,833
Twist.

1880
01:35:34,458 --> 01:35:36,750
A pretty face is a pretty good disguise.

1881
01:35:36,833 --> 01:35:38,375
I told you I wasn't helpless.

1882
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:42,208
But I thought you were more eager
to catch him than I was.

1883
01:35:42,291 --> 01:35:44,625
If I wasn't eager,
you wouldn't have let me on this case.

1884
01:35:44,708 --> 01:35:47,333
You'd still have me pinning corsages
on idiots all day.

1885
01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:51,875
But, uh, I can't believe you'd do this.

1886
01:35:51,958 --> 01:35:54,041
Well, will you believe it if I shoot you?

1887
01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:56,375
[breathing heavily]

1888
01:35:56,958 --> 01:35:59,916
- Enough. Let's cut the crap!
- [Tzu-ching] Boss.

1889
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,291
I've got this.

1890
01:36:01,375 --> 01:36:02,916
I'll keep these two here,

1891
01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:04,958
and kill them after you've left.

1892
01:36:06,041 --> 01:36:06,958
[grunts]

1893
01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:08,750
Fine.

1894
01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:11,875
[tense music]

1895
01:36:15,375 --> 01:36:20,583
You're about to face
the police academy's 1992 Jiu-Jitsu champ.

1896
01:36:21,291 --> 01:36:22,541
[shouts, grunts]

1897
01:36:26,875 --> 01:36:27,958
[handcuffs click]

1898
01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:32,041
[groaning]

1899
01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:40,625
[Pang-yu in soft voice]
I'll follow her and see what she's up to.

1900
01:36:41,541 --> 01:36:42,916
I can make this right.

1901
01:36:44,083 --> 01:36:45,666
[shouts]
You don't need to be whispering!

1902
01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:49,250
[shouts]
Yeah, and you don't need to be shouting!

1903
01:36:50,708 --> 01:36:53,750
I owe this asshole
for killing me with his car.

1904
01:36:53,833 --> 01:36:54,958
Time for payback.

1905
01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:57,250
[tense music]

1906
01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:04,416
[Tzu-ching] Boss.

1907
01:37:05,583 --> 01:37:07,208
[Hsiao-yuan] Everything's been arranged.

1908
01:37:07,291 --> 01:37:08,833
Get rid of those two,

1909
01:37:08,916 --> 01:37:10,916
and get back to the precinct
like nothing happened.

1910
01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:14,708
When I reach my new location,
I'll contact you.

1911
01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:19,416
{\an8}Take this.

1912
01:37:22,166 --> 01:37:24,416
Get rid of them cleanly, huh?

1913
01:37:26,708 --> 01:37:28,666
[Ming-han groaning]
<i>Oh, fuck, the drug warehouse.</i>

1914
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:30,958
So it wasn't my fault what happened.

1915
01:37:31,833 --> 01:37:33,583
[sighs]
She was the one that tipped them off.

1916
01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:35,541
Hey, wait.

1917
01:37:36,833 --> 01:37:39,458
She's the one who told me
Lin Hsiao-yuan would be here.

1918
01:37:40,041 --> 01:37:40,958
Why would she do that?

1919
01:37:41,041 --> 01:37:42,750
[Hsiao-yuan screaming in distance]

1920
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:43,750
[Ming-han] Huh?

1921
01:37:45,416 --> 01:37:48,166
[screaming in pain]

1922
01:37:49,583 --> 01:37:51,250
What the fuck are you doing?

1923
01:37:51,333 --> 01:37:52,625
[groans in pain]

1924
01:37:52,708 --> 01:37:54,500
Crazy bitch.

1925
01:37:54,583 --> 01:37:55,875
Where are you gonna go?

1926
01:37:55,958 --> 01:37:57,625
[groans]

1927
01:37:59,250 --> 01:38:01,083
You thought I'd be grateful for this?

1928
01:38:01,166 --> 01:38:03,083
- You stupid man.
- God damn.

1929
01:38:04,166 --> 01:38:06,083
I've always looked after you, hmm?

1930
01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:09,166
- [scoffs]
- [Hsiao-yuan] You ungrateful bitch!

1931
01:38:10,583 --> 01:38:12,458
- I'll kill you myself!
- Looked after me?

1932
01:38:12,541 --> 01:38:14,250
- [Hsiao-yuan] And I'm gonna enjoy it!
- [grunts]

1933
01:38:15,416 --> 01:38:17,500
Do you know how I ended up on the streets?

1934
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,458
[breathing heavily]

1935
01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:26,208
{\an8}[dramatic music]

1936
01:38:38,208 --> 01:38:39,541
[Hsiao-yuan] I got the stuff.

1937
01:38:39,625 --> 01:38:41,166
Hey, you started without me, huh?

1938
01:38:42,458 --> 01:38:43,291
Hey.

1939
01:38:44,333 --> 01:38:45,833
[music disrupts]

1940
01:38:45,916 --> 01:38:46,916
What happened?

1941
01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:49,416
Fuck!

1942
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:50,458
[door closes]

1943
01:38:50,541 --> 01:38:52,958
- [dramatic music continues]
- [Tzu-ching] <i>May 8th, 2000.</i>

1944
01:38:53,458 --> 01:38:55,041
<i>Sanchung Public Housing.</i>

1945
01:38:55,916 --> 01:38:57,583
My mother overdosed

1946
01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:00,333
and died because of you.

1947
01:39:01,916 --> 01:39:04,791
- Can you be more specific?
- [music disrupts]

1948
01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:07,458
Oh, well.

1949
01:39:07,541 --> 01:39:09,750
I'll take all this money off your hands,

1950
01:39:09,833 --> 01:39:11,916
before the police come
and charge you with...

1951
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,291
manufacturing drugs

1952
01:39:13,375 --> 01:39:15,791
and also a hit-and-run
that caused a death.

1953
01:39:16,958 --> 01:39:19,375
Ugh, so you're just after money too.

1954
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:21,500
You're no better than me.

1955
01:39:22,750 --> 01:39:25,041
And no better than your mom.

1956
01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:26,375
Junkie scum.

1957
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:28,416
- You fuckface!
- [groaning]

1958
01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:29,791
Of course that was for the money!

1959
01:39:29,875 --> 01:39:31,583
I was the one who got rid of the footage

1960
01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:33,416
of you killing someone with your car!

1961
01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:36,500
I was the one protecting you
all these years!

1962
01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:39,750
Just knowing you'd skip town one day
and I could take all this!

1963
01:39:39,833 --> 01:39:41,333
- And I've waited long enough!
- [screams]

1964
01:39:42,041 --> 01:39:43,708
[Hsiao-yuan breathing shakily]

1965
01:39:45,541 --> 01:39:46,583
[Tzu-ching] And my patience

1966
01:39:46,666 --> 01:39:47,958
was not in vain.

1967
01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:51,083
You know,

1968
01:39:51,166 --> 01:39:52,541
I had my suspicions.

1969
01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:55,250
Your tips often came late,

1970
01:39:55,333 --> 01:39:57,083
and cost us merchandise.

1971
01:39:57,166 --> 01:39:59,208
I can't believe you'd be so deceitful.

1972
01:40:03,708 --> 01:40:05,541
Oh, I'm just a pretty face.

1973
01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:09,041
- [chuckles]
- [melancholic music]

1974
01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:10,208
Hey!

1975
01:40:10,291 --> 01:40:12,041
I'll make you suffer.

1976
01:40:13,333 --> 01:40:16,333
Unbelievable, this is like a soap opera.
It's so exciting!

1977
01:40:16,416 --> 01:40:18,083
Now, to avenge her mother's death,

1978
01:40:18,166 --> 01:40:20,916
Tzu-ching has set up Hsiao-yuan
and stolen all his money,

1979
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:22,458
and she just nailed him to the wall.

1980
01:40:32,416 --> 01:40:34,625
I'm sorry, I know you don't understand.

1981
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,916
To avenge your mother's death,
you set up Hsiao-yuan

1982
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,458
so you could steal all his money,

1983
01:40:40,541 --> 01:40:42,583
and just now, you nailed him to the wall.

1984
01:40:43,166 --> 01:40:44,500
How do you know that?

1985
01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:48,166
It's simple, really.
You left too many clues.

1986
01:40:48,250 --> 01:40:49,791
- [playful music]
- [Tzu-ching gasps in disbelief]

1987
01:40:51,583 --> 01:40:53,416
{\an8}[suitcase's wheels rattling]

1988
01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:56,250
And if you find you miss me when I'm gone...

1989
01:40:58,250 --> 01:41:00,416
you can watch
those stupid PR videos I made.

1990
01:41:02,875 --> 01:41:05,291
- [indistinct chatter]
- [footsteps approaching]

1991
01:41:05,375 --> 01:41:07,541
[all grunt]

1992
01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:10,208
[in scared voice]
Why did you take so long?

1993
01:41:10,291 --> 01:41:11,375
Go save Hsiao-yuan!

1994
01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:13,166
Hurry up, he's in the back!

1995
01:41:13,250 --> 01:41:16,375
Hey, you. Take this to Hsiao-yuan's car!
[sobbing]

1996
01:41:16,458 --> 01:41:17,708
[henchman] Yes, ma'am!

1997
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:23,125
[panting]

1998
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,125
[Ming-han sighs]

1999
01:41:37,375 --> 01:41:38,416
[sighs]

2000
01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:40,333
I'm pretty sure I told you.

2001
01:41:40,416 --> 01:41:42,166
There's more than meets the eye with her.

2002
01:41:42,666 --> 01:41:44,833
She sure got one over on all of you guys.

2003
01:41:45,416 --> 01:41:47,541
You were the one who said
the mole was Yung-kang!

2004
01:41:48,291 --> 01:41:51,541
[groaning]
Who the hell are you talking to, huh?

2005
01:41:52,083 --> 01:41:53,416
[sighs deeply]

2006
01:41:53,500 --> 01:41:55,958
- [Hsiao-yuan screaming]
- [henchman 1] What do we do?

2007
01:41:56,458 --> 01:41:58,208
[henchman 2]
What the hell happened to you?

2008
01:41:58,291 --> 01:42:00,416
- [henchmen clamoring]
- All right, cut it out.

2009
01:42:00,958 --> 01:42:02,083
[henchman 3] Boss, are you okay?

2010
01:42:03,541 --> 01:42:06,291
[grunting]
Uh, get the key, get the key.

2011
01:42:06,375 --> 01:42:08,291
[Ming-han] Get the key! The key!

2012
01:42:08,791 --> 01:42:10,666
[both grunting]

2013
01:42:11,916 --> 01:42:13,416
Hurry! Get it quickly!

2014
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,708
[tense music]

2015
01:42:16,541 --> 01:42:18,541
Mao-mao! Possess somebody,

2016
01:42:18,625 --> 01:42:20,541
and use their body to get me the key!

2017
01:42:20,625 --> 01:42:22,458
- [Yung-kang] Get the key.
- [Ming-han grunts]

2018
01:42:23,208 --> 01:42:24,750
Which one should I possess?

2019
01:42:25,625 --> 01:42:27,833
They all look like they smell bad.

2020
01:42:27,916 --> 01:42:30,791
Ah, who cares if they smell bad?
This is life and death!

2021
01:42:31,958 --> 01:42:32,875
[keys jingle]

2022
01:42:32,958 --> 01:42:34,458
[both groan]

2023
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:36,458
Hello.

2024
01:42:36,541 --> 01:42:37,500
We meet again.

2025
01:42:38,458 --> 01:42:40,541
[sobbing]

2026
01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:43,541
[groans]

2027
01:42:44,666 --> 01:42:45,708
Huh?

2028
01:42:45,791 --> 01:42:46,750
Wait.

2029
01:42:48,208 --> 01:42:49,291
Boss.

2030
01:42:49,375 --> 01:42:52,125
- [suspenseful music]
- [groaning]

2031
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:53,666
[groaning]

2032
01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:54,916
Lin Hsiao-yuan.

2033
01:42:58,125 --> 01:42:59,458
Where's Lin Tzu-ching?

2034
01:42:59,958 --> 01:43:01,500
[Ming-han] Oh, well...

2035
01:43:04,375 --> 01:43:06,500
She's gone with your money.

2036
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:09,041
[Ming-han] She played you for a fool.

2037
01:43:09,791 --> 01:43:11,833
And then use you as her back seat.

2038
01:43:11,916 --> 01:43:14,166
Fuck you!

2039
01:43:15,583 --> 01:43:18,625
[suspenseful music intensifies]

2040
01:43:18,708 --> 01:43:20,041
[screaming]

2041
01:43:21,833 --> 01:43:23,541
[shuddering]

2042
01:43:27,708 --> 01:43:29,125
[shuddering continues]

2043
01:43:30,708 --> 01:43:32,166
Unbelievable.

2044
01:43:32,666 --> 01:43:33,916
[breathes sharply]

2045
01:43:34,916 --> 01:43:37,541
[comical music]

2046
01:43:42,083 --> 01:43:43,416
These guys are with us.

2047
01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:44,500
Huh?

2048
01:43:45,541 --> 01:43:47,250
[henchman 1]
Are you sure about that, boss?

2049
01:43:47,750 --> 01:43:48,625
Um...

2050
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:51,250
- [Ma Wei] Boss.
- [Hsiao-yuan] Huh?

2051
01:43:51,333 --> 01:43:53,166
Are... are you sure?

2052
01:43:55,750 --> 01:43:56,583
Shit.

2053
01:43:56,666 --> 01:43:58,125
You're pretty smart after all.

2054
01:43:58,208 --> 01:43:59,666
[henchman 2] You all right, boss?

2055
01:43:59,750 --> 01:44:02,541
Wait, Lin Hsiao-yuan said we're with him?

2056
01:44:02,625 --> 01:44:03,625
[henchman 3] What?

2057
01:44:03,708 --> 01:44:06,791
Maybe you all work for me!
[laughs]

2058
01:44:08,083 --> 01:44:10,041
- [groans]
- [Yung-kang] Lin Hsiao-yuan is with us!

2059
01:44:10,125 --> 01:44:11,416
[Yung-kang laughing]

2060
01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:16,416
Ah! Then... then you guys are with us too!

2061
01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,416
- [Yung-kang laughing]
- [henchmen murmuring]

2062
01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:19,875
Police, don't move!

2063
01:44:20,416 --> 01:44:21,250
Get back!

2064
01:44:21,333 --> 01:44:22,375
[Hsiao-yuan] Hey, hey, hey, hey!

2065
01:44:22,458 --> 01:44:23,541
Hey...

2066
01:44:23,625 --> 01:44:25,125
What do you think you're doing, huh?

2067
01:44:25,208 --> 01:44:28,083
Hey, hey, don't shoot, don't shoot.

2068
01:44:28,583 --> 01:44:29,541
[all gasp]

2069
01:44:31,250 --> 01:44:32,666
[thuds]

2070
01:44:34,416 --> 01:44:35,750
[trembling]
I killed someone!

2071
01:44:35,833 --> 01:44:37,500
What should I do, what should I do?

2072
01:44:37,583 --> 01:44:39,041
Oh, my God, I killed someone!

2073
01:44:39,125 --> 01:44:41,666
I killed someone!
[screams, whimpers]

2074
01:44:47,666 --> 01:44:49,250
[Chubby] You killed your own man!

2075
01:44:50,125 --> 01:44:51,791
- [surprised grunt]
- [henchmen gasp]

2076
01:44:56,291 --> 01:44:58,416
[dramatic guitar riff playing]

2077
01:45:00,041 --> 01:45:01,625
Boss? Boss.

2078
01:45:01,708 --> 01:45:04,375
[dramatic music]

2079
01:45:05,958 --> 01:45:07,083
[screams]

2080
01:45:07,875 --> 01:45:09,791
[whimpers]

2081
01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:12,208
["Bravo Lover" by Jolin Tsai playing]

2082
01:45:13,458 --> 01:45:15,333
<i>♪ Go, go, lover ♪</i>

2083
01:45:16,166 --> 01:45:17,250
[man groans]

2084
01:45:20,875 --> 01:45:22,583
<i>♪ Go, go, lover ♪</i>

2085
01:45:22,666 --> 01:45:25,958
[all clamoring, grunting]

2086
01:45:27,958 --> 01:45:30,166
<i>♪ You're my lover ♪</i>

2087
01:45:35,250 --> 01:45:38,041
<i>♪ You're my lover ♪</i>

2088
01:45:42,125 --> 01:45:44,000
[grunting]

2089
01:45:49,375 --> 01:45:51,041
[Pang-yu screams]

2090
01:45:57,041 --> 01:45:58,875
<i>♪ Go, go, sister ♪</i>

2091
01:45:58,958 --> 01:46:00,750
<i>♪ Go, go, brother ♪</i>

2092
01:46:01,333 --> 01:46:02,750
[disgusted groan]

2093
01:46:04,541 --> 01:46:06,125
<i>♪ Go, go, lover ♪</i>

2094
01:46:06,208 --> 01:46:08,083
<i>♪ You're my lover ♪</i>

2095
01:46:11,625 --> 01:46:13,541
<i>♪ You're my lover ♪</i>

2096
01:46:15,416 --> 01:46:17,458
<i>♪ You're my lover ♪</i>

2097
01:46:17,541 --> 01:46:20,625
Mao Pang-yu, stop possessing people,
you'll hurt yourself.

2098
01:46:20,708 --> 01:46:22,583
<i>♪ Go, go, brother ♪</i>

2099
01:46:22,666 --> 01:46:26,666
<i>♪ You're my lover-er-er-er-er ♪</i>

2100
01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:29,333
- [music stops]
- [coughing]

2101
01:46:32,125 --> 01:46:34,666
[grunting]

2102
01:46:41,291 --> 01:46:43,458
[grunts, panting]

2103
01:46:47,291 --> 01:46:49,541
[in weak voice]
I really can't possess anyone else.

2104
01:46:53,791 --> 01:46:54,708
Wu Ming-han.

2105
01:46:56,000 --> 01:46:58,208
[ominous music]

2106
01:47:00,666 --> 01:47:01,958
Behind you.

2107
01:47:02,041 --> 01:47:03,500
Get down!

2108
01:47:04,708 --> 01:47:05,666
[groans]

2109
01:47:13,125 --> 01:47:14,541
[shouts]
Wu Ming-han!

2110
01:47:15,208 --> 01:47:16,125
Bang bang.

2111
01:47:16,208 --> 01:47:17,500
[slow heartbeats]

2112
01:47:17,583 --> 01:47:18,916
[in desperate voice]
Bang bang!

2113
01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:22,000
- [grunts]
- [thuds]

2114
01:47:22,083 --> 01:47:23,333
- [gunshot]
- [thuds]

2115
01:47:24,958 --> 01:47:26,291
[gasps]

2116
01:47:26,375 --> 01:47:28,208
[shouts]
Wu Ming-han!

2117
01:47:30,791 --> 01:47:33,166
Wu Ming-han! Wu Ming-han!

2118
01:47:33,666 --> 01:47:35,958
[tense music]

2119
01:47:40,625 --> 01:47:43,416
[ambulance siren wailing]

2120
01:47:44,958 --> 01:47:47,166
[car horns honking]

2121
01:47:49,666 --> 01:47:50,750
[Yung-kang] How's he?

2122
01:47:50,833 --> 01:47:52,333
[ambulance staff]
He's lost a lot of blood.

2123
01:47:52,416 --> 01:47:54,250
His blood pressure's dropping.

2124
01:47:54,333 --> 01:47:55,333
[worried sigh]

2125
01:47:55,416 --> 01:47:57,250
[Yung-kang]
What is going on with this traffic?

2126
01:47:57,750 --> 01:47:59,958
Oh, no, it's a total gridlock!

2127
01:48:00,041 --> 01:48:00,875
[ambulance staff] We're losing him!

2128
01:48:00,958 --> 01:48:03,166
We need to get to the hospital
to remove the bullet!

2129
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,333
[Pang-yu] Wu Ming-han...

2130
01:48:06,416 --> 01:48:08,458
I said, "Bang bang."

2131
01:48:08,541 --> 01:48:10,041
But you didn't move.

2132
01:48:10,125 --> 01:48:12,541
[slow heartbeats]

2133
01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:13,625
[in weak voice]
Because...

2134
01:48:14,583 --> 01:48:16,125
[breathes weakly]

2135
01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:17,458
...you said it...

2136
01:48:18,083 --> 01:48:20,833
too freaking slowly.

2137
01:48:20,916 --> 01:48:23,791
- [Ming-han breathing softly, weakly]
- [emotional music]

2138
01:48:24,750 --> 01:48:26,250
- [Ming-han coughs]
- [sniffles]

2139
01:48:26,333 --> 01:48:28,333
Look, I may be dead...

2140
01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:30,750
but you will not be joining me.

2141
01:48:31,666 --> 01:48:33,125
[Pang-yu] I won't allow it!

2142
01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:36,833
I know you said...

2143
01:48:37,625 --> 01:48:40,958
dead people don't know each other.

2144
01:48:43,666 --> 01:48:47,250
But at least...

2145
01:48:49,125 --> 01:48:52,541
I got to know you in this life.

2146
01:48:52,625 --> 01:48:55,541
[sniffling, sobbing]

2147
01:48:56,625 --> 01:48:58,875
Hey, kid, who are you talking to?

2148
01:49:01,875 --> 01:49:03,041
My...

2149
01:49:04,291 --> 01:49:06,458
husband.

2150
01:49:06,541 --> 01:49:09,375
- [heart monitor beeping rapidly]
- [Yung-kang] Ming-han! Ming-han!

2151
01:49:09,458 --> 01:49:12,791
[ambulance staff]
Sir, sir, can you hear me? Sir!

2152
01:49:12,875 --> 01:49:15,083
- Sir!
- [long beep]

2153
01:49:15,166 --> 01:49:17,083
[ambulance staff] Take over for me.
I'm starting CPR.

2154
01:49:17,166 --> 01:49:19,041
[Yung-kang] Wu Ming-han. Hang in there.

2155
01:49:19,583 --> 01:49:21,041
You're gonna be okay.

2156
01:49:21,125 --> 01:49:23,875
- Hang on. Hang on.
- [sobbing]

2157
01:49:23,958 --> 01:49:27,625
[dramatic music]

2158
01:49:34,750 --> 01:49:36,041
Are you stupid or something?

2159
01:49:36,125 --> 01:49:36,958
I can't--
[yelps]

2160
01:49:37,625 --> 01:49:40,541
- [chuckling, yelps]
- Oh, my God!

2161
01:49:40,625 --> 01:49:41,666
[shuddering]

2162
01:49:41,750 --> 01:49:42,958
[shuddering]

2163
01:49:43,500 --> 01:49:45,541
[screaming]

2164
01:49:45,625 --> 01:49:47,875
[hopeful music]

2165
01:49:51,583 --> 01:49:54,291
[ambulance siren wailing]

2166
01:50:07,125 --> 01:50:09,583
[ambulance staff 1] Drastic gunshot wound.
Patient is bleeding out.

2167
01:50:09,666 --> 01:50:11,583
He's gone into cardiac arrest.

2168
01:50:11,666 --> 01:50:13,791
[melancholic music]

2169
01:50:15,500 --> 01:50:17,958
[ambulance staff 2] Nurse!
Get this man to the OR right now!

2170
01:50:18,041 --> 01:50:19,000
We need to operate!

2171
01:50:22,708 --> 01:50:25,125
[heart monitor beeping]

2172
01:50:40,708 --> 01:50:44,416
- [breathing softly]
- [monitor beeping at normal pace]

2173
01:50:52,541 --> 01:50:54,041
[Yung-kang] Ming-han. Ming-han!

2174
01:50:55,208 --> 01:50:56,166
[soft chuckle]

2175
01:50:56,250 --> 01:50:57,875
Hi.
[chuckles]

2176
01:51:00,833 --> 01:51:01,958
You made it.

2177
01:51:05,166 --> 01:51:06,250
[Yung-kang] W-Wait there.

2178
01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:07,500
I'll get the doctor.

2179
01:51:19,250 --> 01:51:21,083
Mao... Mao Pang-yu.

2180
01:51:24,375 --> 01:51:25,416
Mao Pang-yu.

2181
01:51:26,666 --> 01:51:27,708
Where are you?

2182
01:51:28,291 --> 01:51:29,208
Mao Pang-yu.

2183
01:51:29,291 --> 01:51:31,250
[female anchor on TV]
<i>A serious traffic incident...</i>

2184
01:51:31,333 --> 01:51:32,250
[Ming-han] Mao Pang-yu.

2185
01:51:33,750 --> 01:51:34,708
Don't scare me.

2186
01:51:36,791 --> 01:51:37,625
Mao Pang-yu.

2187
01:51:37,708 --> 01:51:41,083
{\an8}[female anchor] <i>Drivers collectively
drove their cars into traffic barriers</i>

2188
01:51:41,166 --> 01:51:43,125
{\an8}<i>when an ambulance needed to pass.</i>

2189
01:51:43,208 --> 01:51:46,916
<i>Several drivers claimed
to have blacked out during the incident,</i>

2190
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:48,625
<i>and the road...</i>

2191
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:49,750
Mao Pang-yu.

2192
01:51:50,416 --> 01:51:53,208
Mao Pang-yu, come out this instant.
You're scaring me.

2193
01:51:55,166 --> 01:51:56,041
Where are you?

2194
01:51:56,875 --> 01:51:59,083
Mao Pang-yu, please show yourself.

2195
01:51:59,625 --> 01:52:00,666
Come out now.

2196
01:52:00,750 --> 01:52:02,875
[pensive music]

2197
01:52:04,041 --> 01:52:06,500
[Ming-han] Mao Pang-yu.
[breathing heavily]

2198
01:52:07,125 --> 01:52:07,958
Mao Pang--

2199
01:52:14,083 --> 01:52:15,458
Unbelievable, right?

2200
01:52:20,083 --> 01:52:21,125
Stay there.

2201
01:52:21,708 --> 01:52:23,458
I'll get some incense.

2202
01:52:24,208 --> 01:52:25,541
[Pang-yu] It's too late for that.

2203
01:52:28,041 --> 01:52:30,166
Just stay there and get some rest.

2204
01:52:33,541 --> 01:52:35,833
- [Mr. Mao] Oh, you're awake.
- [footsteps approaching]

2205
01:52:37,416 --> 01:52:40,458
[Mr. Mao sighs in relief]
Thank God. Thank God.

2206
01:52:40,541 --> 01:52:42,125
Your captain called me.

2207
01:52:44,625 --> 01:52:47,666
He said you... you found
the guy who killed my son,

2208
01:52:47,750 --> 01:52:51,125
and that you were badly injured
apprehending him.

2209
01:52:53,958 --> 01:52:55,750
- No, don't... don't move. Rest.
- [Ming-han grunting]

2210
01:53:00,541 --> 01:53:02,541
- [groans]
- [Mr. Mao] Thank you

2211
01:53:02,625 --> 01:53:04,458
for getting justice for Mao-mao.

2212
01:53:04,958 --> 01:53:08,083
I would like to think
he would also thank you from heaven.

2213
01:53:08,166 --> 01:53:09,250
[Ming-han] Mr. Mao...

2214
01:53:09,333 --> 01:53:11,083
[breathing weakly]

2215
01:53:12,666 --> 01:53:13,583
I know...

2216
01:53:15,250 --> 01:53:17,625
that you had a big fight with Mao-mao
before he died.

2217
01:53:19,125 --> 01:53:20,708
And at the hospital,

2218
01:53:21,291 --> 01:53:23,708
you probably didn't get to see him
one last time.

2219
01:53:25,041 --> 01:53:25,958
No.

2220
01:53:26,458 --> 01:53:29,083
- [breathes deeply]
- What if you did get to see him?

2221
01:53:31,166 --> 01:53:32,833
What do you think you'd say to him?

2222
01:53:37,583 --> 01:53:40,916
It's too late for that.
And me, what would I say?

2223
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:43,125
Trust me.

2224
01:53:44,708 --> 01:53:46,083
Mao Pang-yu is here.

2225
01:53:46,166 --> 01:53:49,125
[emotional music]

2226
01:53:49,208 --> 01:53:50,541
He can hear you.

2227
01:53:55,666 --> 01:53:56,958
[exhales deeply]

2228
01:54:00,333 --> 01:54:01,208
If I...

2229
01:54:01,875 --> 01:54:04,000
really had a chance to talk to him,

2230
01:54:05,375 --> 01:54:06,583
well, I'd say...

2231
01:54:07,875 --> 01:54:09,083
that I'm sorry,

2232
01:54:09,666 --> 01:54:11,083
and that I know...

2233
01:54:11,583 --> 01:54:14,208
that I was the one that got him killed.

2234
01:54:17,500 --> 01:54:19,166
It was my fault.

2235
01:54:20,791 --> 01:54:22,541
[Granny] <i>You disowned your own son?</i>

2236
01:54:23,083 --> 01:54:25,708
Mao-mao is gifted and kind-hearted.

2237
01:54:25,791 --> 01:54:28,208
He truly cares for the world we live in.

2238
01:54:28,291 --> 01:54:30,500
So what if he likes boys?

2239
01:54:32,333 --> 01:54:33,458
[shouts]
I will never agree

2240
01:54:33,541 --> 01:54:35,125
with such an unnatural thing!

2241
01:54:35,208 --> 01:54:36,500
Unnatural?

2242
01:54:37,041 --> 01:54:38,916
How could you say something like that?

2243
01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:40,750
[Granny] You know, I defended you.

2244
01:54:40,833 --> 01:54:42,458
I told Mao-mao,

2245
01:54:42,541 --> 01:54:45,291
"Your father may be impatient
and bad-tempered,

2246
01:54:45,375 --> 01:54:48,333
but the truth is, he loves you."

2247
01:54:48,416 --> 01:54:49,916
[staff] Hi, sir, what would you like?

2248
01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:52,250
- Uh, two oyster omelets, please.
- [staff] Okay.

2249
01:54:52,333 --> 01:54:54,291
- No need for containers. Here.
- [staff] Great.

2250
01:54:54,375 --> 01:54:56,416
[pensive music]

2251
01:54:59,708 --> 01:55:01,833
- Actually, three orders.
- Sure, no problem.

2252
01:55:01,916 --> 01:55:03,083
Thanks.

2253
01:55:03,166 --> 01:55:06,000
[sizzling]

2254
01:55:09,250 --> 01:55:11,625
- [elevator dings]
- [elevator doors opening]

2255
01:55:11,708 --> 01:55:13,750
[both breathing heavily]

2256
01:55:14,708 --> 01:55:16,166
[both chuckling]

2257
01:55:21,625 --> 01:55:22,750
- [Chia-hao] Come on.
- [door handle rattles]

2258
01:55:23,458 --> 01:55:24,583
You sure it's okay?

2259
01:55:24,666 --> 01:55:26,083
What if Mao-mao comes back?

2260
01:55:27,083 --> 01:55:28,875
- [smooches]
- [Chia-hao] Don't worry.

2261
01:55:29,833 --> 01:55:31,166
No one can stop us.

2262
01:55:35,958 --> 01:55:36,916
[Pang-yu] <i>Pa.</i>

2263
01:55:37,500 --> 01:55:41,041
<i>I've been wanting to tell you
for quite a while, that, um...</i>

2264
01:55:41,125 --> 01:55:43,875
Chia-hao and I wanna get married.

2265
01:55:43,958 --> 01:55:46,333
- And I was hoping you--
- [Mr. Mao] You will not be marrying him.

2266
01:55:47,583 --> 01:55:49,333
I won't agree to any of this nonsense.

2267
01:55:51,583 --> 01:55:53,541
[Pang-yu] Pa,
I'm not finished telling you--

2268
01:55:53,625 --> 01:55:54,458
[shouts]
Yes, you are!

2269
01:55:55,833 --> 01:55:57,583
[breathing angrily]

2270
01:56:01,125 --> 01:56:04,375
It took a lot for me to find the courage
to tell you this.

2271
01:56:06,375 --> 01:56:08,250
[Granny] Are you listening to your son?

2272
01:56:09,125 --> 01:56:11,416
[sighs deeply]

2273
01:56:11,500 --> 01:56:12,666
Well, I can't stop you, but...

2274
01:56:13,916 --> 01:56:14,916
if you marry him,

2275
01:56:16,166 --> 01:56:17,791
knowing how I feel about it,

2276
01:56:17,875 --> 01:56:19,416
you will lose your father!

2277
01:56:20,958 --> 01:56:23,000
[Mr. Mao slurping]

2278
01:56:23,958 --> 01:56:25,625
- [sighs deeply]
- Hey.

2279
01:56:26,291 --> 01:56:27,666
- [Granny] Where are you going?
- [door opens]

2280
01:56:28,291 --> 01:56:30,250
- You haven't finished your dinner.
- [door slams]

2281
01:56:32,875 --> 01:56:35,375
[Mr. Mao] <i>I should have been honest
with him that day.</i>

2282
01:56:36,250 --> 01:56:38,250
I just didn't wanna see him hurt.

2283
01:56:38,916 --> 01:56:41,125
I couldn't bring myself to say

2284
01:56:41,875 --> 01:56:43,375
what I saw that day.

2285
01:56:44,375 --> 01:56:46,250
- [sobbing]
- [Mr. Mao breathes deeply]

2286
01:56:50,083 --> 01:56:52,000
How could I know I'd never see him again?

2287
01:56:55,666 --> 01:56:57,333
- [sighs]
- [Pang-yu breathing shakily]

2288
01:56:59,208 --> 01:57:00,666
After he died,

2289
01:57:02,125 --> 01:57:03,166
I was angry.

2290
01:57:07,208 --> 01:57:08,875
I went and punched that boyfriend.

2291
01:57:09,541 --> 01:57:10,666
[Mr. Mao] However,

2292
01:57:11,250 --> 01:57:12,958
I quickly regretted it.

2293
01:57:13,041 --> 01:57:15,250
Days later, I went and saw him again.

2294
01:57:15,333 --> 01:57:18,333
All I wanted was, uh...

2295
01:57:19,666 --> 01:57:21,583
to ask him if he might know

2296
01:57:21,666 --> 01:57:23,208
<i>the passcode to Mao-mao's phone.</i>

2297
01:57:23,291 --> 01:57:26,208
<i>I was just hoping to find new clues.</i>

2298
01:57:26,958 --> 01:57:27,791
I'm sorry.

2299
01:57:28,791 --> 01:57:30,500
I was... angry.

2300
01:57:31,083 --> 01:57:32,833
I apologize for hitting you.

2301
01:57:37,708 --> 01:57:39,166
I'm almost 60.

2302
01:57:40,541 --> 01:57:42,708
And I have never begged before, but...

2303
01:57:43,291 --> 01:57:44,291
Hey!

2304
01:57:46,208 --> 01:57:47,500
[sighs]

2305
01:57:48,750 --> 01:57:50,083
Look, Mr. Mao...

2306
01:57:51,166 --> 01:57:53,250
I really don't know his passcode.

2307
01:57:56,250 --> 01:57:57,583
I know you're mad,

2308
01:57:57,666 --> 01:57:59,791
but I beg of you, please forgive me.

2309
01:58:00,833 --> 01:58:01,708
How about this?

2310
01:58:04,083 --> 01:58:05,166
I will wait...

2311
01:58:07,333 --> 01:58:08,666
out by the door.

2312
01:58:09,541 --> 01:58:10,541
And...

2313
01:58:10,625 --> 01:58:11,708
[Chia-hao] Mr. Mao.

2314
01:58:11,791 --> 01:58:13,041
You want the best for your son,

2315
01:58:13,125 --> 01:58:15,833
but there's nothing you can do
to bring Mao-mao back.

2316
01:58:18,166 --> 01:58:19,750
- Oh, please, I'm begging you--
- [Chia-hao sighs]

2317
01:58:19,833 --> 01:58:20,958
You're just doing this

2318
01:58:21,041 --> 01:58:23,416
because you're feeling guilty, okay?

2319
01:58:23,500 --> 01:58:25,041
Just leave me alone!

2320
01:58:27,541 --> 01:58:29,416
[Mr. Mao sobbing]

2321
01:58:31,833 --> 01:58:34,458
[sobbing continues]

2322
01:58:36,750 --> 01:58:39,291
[Mr. Mao]
<i>I didn't expect to see you outside.</i>

2323
01:58:40,083 --> 01:58:41,000
[Ming-han] Uh... Mr. Mao.

2324
01:58:44,125 --> 01:58:46,416
[Mr. Mao] <i>And yet
you did get justice for Mao-mao.</i>

2325
01:58:50,208 --> 01:58:51,375
I never thought

2326
01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,875
I'd say these words.

2327
01:58:53,958 --> 01:58:55,833
I never thought I'd get the chance.

2328
01:58:57,625 --> 01:58:58,916
[Mr. Mao] Thank you.

2329
01:58:59,000 --> 01:59:00,875
[Pang-yu sobbing]

2330
01:59:00,958 --> 01:59:03,708
If Mao-mao had met someone like you

2331
01:59:03,791 --> 01:59:05,458
while he was still alive,

2332
01:59:06,666 --> 01:59:08,666
I think he'd have been so happy.

2333
01:59:10,500 --> 01:59:12,500
[Pang-yu and Mr. Mao sobbing]

2334
01:59:18,666 --> 01:59:19,583
Sir.

2335
01:59:22,541 --> 01:59:25,125
Do you think now you would attend
this ghost wedding?

2336
01:59:27,916 --> 01:59:28,916
I would.

2337
01:59:29,583 --> 01:59:30,500
[sniffles]

2338
01:59:31,875 --> 01:59:33,125
I wouldn't miss it for anything.

2339
01:59:33,208 --> 01:59:35,500
[soft harmonious music]

2340
01:59:36,375 --> 01:59:37,458
[sniffles]

2341
01:59:43,166 --> 01:59:44,208
Mao-mao...

2342
01:59:46,250 --> 01:59:47,916
heard everything you said.

2343
01:59:48,750 --> 01:59:50,625
[Ming-han] He... he wants me to tell you...

2344
01:59:50,708 --> 01:59:52,958
[sobbing]

2345
01:59:53,041 --> 01:59:55,083
...he knows that when you go out...

2346
01:59:55,583 --> 01:59:57,708
[soft music]

2347
01:59:58,250 --> 02:00:00,666
...that you'd take
your own containers and chopsticks.

2348
02:00:04,333 --> 02:00:05,875
And he's proud of you.
[sobs]

2349
02:00:09,208 --> 02:00:12,333
Mao-mao also wants to apologize...

2350
02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:16,166
for causing you so much worry.

2351
02:00:18,791 --> 02:00:19,666
Also...

2352
02:00:23,166 --> 02:00:24,416
he said...

2353
02:00:25,500 --> 02:00:28,208
thank you for showing him
unconditional love.

2354
02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:32,625
And he wants to come back...

2355
02:00:35,000 --> 02:00:36,958
as your son again.

2356
02:00:39,000 --> 02:00:41,291
[sobbing]

2357
02:00:42,291 --> 02:00:44,416
[sobbing]

2358
02:00:52,708 --> 02:00:53,833
[groans]

2359
02:01:04,250 --> 02:01:06,208
[tinkling]

2360
02:01:11,041 --> 02:01:12,208
My sons.

2361
02:01:15,875 --> 02:01:17,875
[tinkling]

2362
02:01:22,833 --> 02:01:24,583
[soft chuckle]

2363
02:01:36,500 --> 02:01:38,125
Now you can reincarnate.

2364
02:01:54,625 --> 02:01:56,750
[music fades]

2365
02:01:57,458 --> 02:01:59,958
[gentle music]

2366
02:02:42,250 --> 02:02:43,583
[mouse clicks]

2367
02:03:01,708 --> 02:03:03,375
<i>Oh, oh, here he is.</i>

2368
02:03:04,083 --> 02:03:07,500
<i>- Oh, hi!
- Hi!</i>

2369
02:03:07,583 --> 02:03:09,791
- <i>Ming-han, it's Grandma.</i>
- [Ming-han] Oh. Hey.

2370
02:03:09,875 --> 02:03:11,708
Grandma, how are you going?

2371
02:03:11,791 --> 02:03:14,500
- <i>I've been great, so yeah.</i>
- [women chuckling]

2372
02:03:14,583 --> 02:03:16,250
<i>Oh, oh, oh.</i>

2373
02:03:16,333 --> 02:03:19,083
<i>- Hey, Grumpy Pants. Look!</i>
- [Ming-han] Hmm?

2374
02:03:19,166 --> 02:03:20,833
- [woman 1 chuckles]
- [Granny] <i>Say hello to your son-in-law.</i>

2375
02:03:20,916 --> 02:03:22,791
[Ming-han] Uh... Hello, Pa.

2376
02:03:22,875 --> 02:03:24,416
[Granny chuckling]

2377
02:03:25,583 --> 02:03:27,000
[sneezing]

2378
02:03:27,083 --> 02:03:28,333
[Granny] <i>Still got the sniffles?</i>

2379
02:03:28,916 --> 02:03:30,666
<i>A terrible cold?</i>

2380
02:03:30,750 --> 02:03:32,750
<i>Did you not drink the bone broth?</i>

2381
02:03:32,833 --> 02:03:35,541
- [Ming-han] Oh, yeah, I... I drank it.
- <i>Ooh, it's here!</i>

2382
02:03:35,625 --> 02:03:37,250
- <i>Let's go.</i>
- [woman 2] <i>The Uber is here.</i>

2383
02:03:37,333 --> 02:03:40,708
<i>Anyway, I'll see you again tomorrow.</i>

2384
02:03:40,791 --> 02:03:42,458
<i>Huh?</i>
[chuckles]

2385
02:03:42,541 --> 02:03:44,625
- [Ming-han] Oh. Okay. Yeah.
- [call disconnects]

2386
02:03:48,916 --> 02:03:50,166
[sighs]

2387
02:03:50,250 --> 02:03:52,500
[Junior Mao whining]

2388
02:03:58,666 --> 02:04:00,958
[soft bright music]

2389
02:04:54,958 --> 02:04:57,375
["Untitled" by Jolin Tsai playing]



