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欸

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你這個月要繳班費喔

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欸…

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你這個月一定要繳班費

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欸…

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欸，你這個月要繳班費

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你這禮拜該繳班費了吧？

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拖了那麼久

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你這禮拜一定要繳班費

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我知道你聽得到

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好不好？

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欸…

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欸，這兩天該繳班費了吧？

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欸，你一直假裝聽不到

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很幼稚欸

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再不繳班費

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學期都要結束了啦，欸…

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你一直假裝聽不到很幼稚欸

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你這兩天再不繳班費

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學期都要結束了啦

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-快繳啊，很幼稚欸
-快繳班費

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快繳錢

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快！

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欸…

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欸…

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叫你們出來，是因為

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班費的事情越來越過分

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他今天害我陽光男孩做不成了

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居然在一群女生面前說我幼稚

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叫我這兩天一定要交班費

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可是

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我們幾個交不出班費的事情

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終於可以解決了

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今天我在…

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車子怎麼還沒來啊？

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今天好慢喔

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趕不趕得上簡報啊？

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那妳那天飛洛杉磯怎麼樣啊？

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還不錯，我很喜歡洛杉磯的飯店

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-妳呢？
-欸

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我飛洛杉磯都睡不好欸
不知道為什麼

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我最近生理時鐘被打亂了

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-妳有吃褪黑激素嗎？
-沒有

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今天我在學校的儲藏室裡面

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發現了一尊銅像

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一尊銅像欸

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那麼高，那麼大

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那麼大

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我們把銅像偷走

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-根本就不會有人發現
-好…

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-然後…
-沒關係

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妳不要扶我

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我會走…

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我自己會走得很好

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欸

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-幫你啦
-不要

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不要這樣，妳手拿開

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妳手拿開，我這樣慢慢可以

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慢慢可以走得很好

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妳看，我走得很好

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我們把銅像偷走

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根本就不會有人發現

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然後賣給廢鐵廠

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大概可以賣兩萬多塊

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分一分，一人也有五千欸

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我們不但可以交兩千塊的班費

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而且還有剩

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你們參不參加這次的行動？

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參加

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參加

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參加

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我也參加

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這個呢？

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九百

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有那麼紅嗎？還要九百

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這個呢？

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六百

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過氣了，還要六百？

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哪有過氣？

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這個呢？

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四百啊

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那麼醜，還要四百？

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醜，哪有醜？

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哪裡醜了？

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好啦…

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下面那個啦

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藍頭髮這個

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這只要九十

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我們要這個

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確定這個？

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就是這個

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這個塑膠不好喔

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戴久了會過敏

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很癢的

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欸，你有癢嗎？

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那你有開始癢嗎？

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那我們再戴久一點

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看有多癢

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欸，這個看起來可以了啦

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這只是看起來可以

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這個可以了啦

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也可能不可以啊

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啊，隨便啦

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你要怎樣？

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妳幾公斤？

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45

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-妳幾公斤？
-40

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-啊？
-40

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-妳幾公斤？
-我大概48公斤

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我們大家站久一點喔

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看這台車可以載多少公斤

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那個橘色衣服，黃色褲子的

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她是學校裡的清潔阿姨

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她身上有鑰匙

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可以打開儲藏室的門

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等一下，你就慢慢混過去

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然後感覺對土風舞很有興趣

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然後認識她

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看能不能弄到她身上的鑰匙

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-我啊？
-你啊

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為什麼是我？

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因為你是我們中間

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唯一有機會打動中年婦女的

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你是我們中間最帥的

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我帥？

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你要大聲說出來，“我很帥”

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我很帥

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多說幾遍：“我很帥”

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我很帥

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我很帥

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哇

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好融入喔

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好，我們要開始了

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現在，把面具戴上

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現在，把銅像抬上推車

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好，都好了

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我們出發

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我們有一個小時的時間

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要在警衛把連續劇看完之前

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把銅像推出學校

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銅像運出來之後

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我們把它推到那片空地上

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在空地的大樹下

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比較暗的角落

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我會借一台

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卡車

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我們把銅像搬上了卡車以後

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我們把卡車掉頭

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往廢鐵廠開走

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於是賣了銅像

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有了錢交班費

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而且還有剩

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然後我們的問題

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就終於解決啦

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哇

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你再說一遍

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我們只有一個小時

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必須在警衛連續劇片尾曲開始前

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必須在警衛出來巡邏校園前

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把銅像運出學校

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銅像運出了學校

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就會上了那片空地

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欸，你們回來

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欸，你們回來啦

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什麼？

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筆記本

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我在地上撿到的

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顯然有別人也在做一樣的計畫

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那怎麼辦？怎麼辦啊？

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我們把筆記本沒收

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他們就沒有得計畫啦

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對啊，沒收啊…

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沒收，他不會重寫喔？

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那就把它撕掉

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或是燒掉更好啊

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對阿，燒掉就好啦，燒掉

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燒掉咧，好厲害喔

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他還是可以重寫啊，白癡

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隨便啦

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那你說怎麼辦？

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欸

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你丟在地上要幹嘛？

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丟掉的人一定會回來找啊

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到時候，我們就會知道他是誰

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你知道他是誰要幹嘛？

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知道他是誰

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知道他什麼時候要偷

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我們只要比他早一天

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甚至早十分鐘偷

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就可以啦

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我們還要等多久啊？

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欸，我們還要等多久？

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再等一下啦

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或許

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他根本不知道筆記本掉在這裡

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或許他以為

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筆記本掉在…

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學校中庭

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快點啦

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我們再等一下啦

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或許

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他根本不知道筆記本掉在這裡

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或許

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他以為筆記本掉在儲藏室外面

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同學，我叫阿左

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左邊的左

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你在跟蹤我嗎？

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我？我沒有跟蹤你啊

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你在哪一站下車？

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就是…前面幾站

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哪一站？

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公館

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公館站到了

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我到萬隆

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{\an8}（萬隆）

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萬隆站到了

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我到景美

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你又改到景美？

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你給我下車

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我到景美站嘛

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你現在就給我下車

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聽到沒？

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你兇屁啊？

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我就是兇

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了不起喔？

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我就是了不起

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怎麼樣？

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你當心點

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我可以去告你

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我知道你要幹嘛

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什麼你知道我要幹嘛？

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那我要幹嘛啊？

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欸，我要幹嘛啊？

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喂，我要幹嘛啊？

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你說

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你知道我要幹嘛

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我到底要幹嘛啊？

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學校的儲藏室

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嗯

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有一個銅像

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嗯

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你不能動它

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啊，我聽不懂你在說什麼

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拜託

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我都看過你書包裡的筆記本了

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你還要繼續裝聽不懂嗎？

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00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,875
你不能偷那個銅像

250
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,708
為什麼不能偷？

251
00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,833
反正放在儲藏室裡面

252
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
也沒有人要啊

253
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,708
對，放在儲藏室裡面沒有人要

254
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,416
偷了，也不會有人發現

255
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:52,125
我們這叫作廢物利用

256
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,333
但是你不能偷…

257
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,416
“我們”這叫作廢物利用？

258
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,833
我們當然是廢物利用啊

259
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,166
“我們”？

260
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,416
我們啊

261
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,000
“我們”

262
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,083
我們…

263
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,333
我不能偷，因為你也想偷？

264
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,083
我沒有想偷

265
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:14,500
你有，你也有想偷

266
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:15,875
沒有

267
00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:17,625
你有

268
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,291
沒有

269
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,583
我沒有想偷

270
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,000
我沒有想偷

271
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,875
我沒有想偷

272
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,166
我沒有想偷

273
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:44,333
對，是我想偷它

274
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,083
所以你不能偷

275
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,208
對，是我想偷它

276
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,708
所以你才不能偷

277
00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,625
是我先發現的

278
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:55,625
明明是我先發現的

279
00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,333
你是什麼時候發現的？

280
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,000
那你什麼時候發現的？

281
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,333
我比較需要那個錢

282
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,416
我才比較需要那個錢

283
00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:06,833
我需要那個錢交班費

284
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,125
我需要那個錢交畢業旅行費

285
00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:10,833
畢業旅行好意思說喔？

286
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,500
那你班費好意思說喔？

287
00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:19,083
我比較窮

288
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:21,333
我比你窮

289
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,125
我每天只吃一餐飯

290
00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:24,833
就是為了省錢

291
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,333
我今天一餐飯都沒有吃

292
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:30,333
我只去超市裡吃不要錢的

293
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,291
不只我窮，我家裡也很窮

294
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,333
現在是怎樣，比家裡喔？

295
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,125
對，比家裡

296
00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:39,833
好，比家裡

297
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,583
好，比家裡

298
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,000
靠邊一點

299
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,625
那是我阿嬤

300
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:29,708
跟隔壁的鄰居

301
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,333
還有鄰居的小孩

302
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,125
我阿嬤坐的地方

303
00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:37,500
是我睡覺的床

304
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:40,250
桌子

305
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:42,541
是路上撿回來的門板

306
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:47,083
阿嬤做一朵花五毛錢

307
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,083
兩千塊的班費要做四千個

308
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,625
阿嬤要做十幾天才能做四千個

309
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,000
我根本不可能跟她要錢交班費

310
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:03,916
現在該你家啦

311
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,791
看你家有多窮

312
00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,000
等一下

313
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,500
等一下啦

314
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,375
要不要爬機車？

315
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:27,625
啊？

316
00:27:27,791 --> 00:27:29,000
爬機車

317
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,500
這我家

318
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,083
我阿嬤跑了

319
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,708
我媽跑了

320
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,583
我們家所有人都跑了

321
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:56,833
床也跑了

322
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,500
桌子也跑了

323
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:01,791
只要有腳的家具，都通通跑光了

324
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,000
你家就根本不夠看嘛

325
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,083
我家最厲害，我家最窮

326
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,583
喔耶

327
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,375
很得意嘛，啊？

328
00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:13,708
很得意嘛

329
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,583
還找同學來我們家參觀啊

330
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,416
怎麼樣？

331
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,125
這麼得意啊，啊？

332
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:22,833
夠了沒有？

333
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,208
很得意嘛？

334
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,875
還找同學來我們家參觀

335
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,958
很得意

336
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:46,500
很得意

337
00:29:46,666 --> 00:29:47,875
這麼得意

338
00:29:57,041 --> 00:29:58,833
兒子打爸爸啦

339
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:04,083
兒子打爸爸啦

340
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,583
救命啊

341
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,875
我爸會打人

342
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:15,541
耶

343
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:20,416
我家最厲害，我家最窮

344
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,416
喔耶

345
00:30:24,416 --> 00:30:26,333
銅像是我的了吧？

346
00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,375
我請你的啦

347
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:26,625
銅像

348
00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,500
確定是我的了吧？

349
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,166
你晚上睡這裡喔？

350
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:29,250
我如果不回家

351
00:32:29,791 --> 00:32:31,291
就是睡這裡啊

352
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,208
睡這裡不怕喔？

353
00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,291
怕被搶錢嗎？

354
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,083
現在確定

355
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,041
銅像是我的了吧？

356
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,875
唉呦，銅像不能是你的啦

357
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:52,291
難道我們還要再比喔？

358
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:55,958
我們不要再比了

359
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:01,708
可是

360
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,666
你要加入我們嗎？

361
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,208
欸，你要加入我們嗎？

362
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,083
看一下有沒有人

363
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,166
欸

364
00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:09,708
這裡房東賣了大半年也沒有賣掉

365
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,208
現在變成我們的儲藏室了

366
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:39,291
這是面具

367
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,208
戴久了會癢

368
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:42,958
所以很便宜

369
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,000
可是戴上面具之後

370
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,666
學校走廊的監視器

371
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:49,000
就看不出我是誰啊

372
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:55,833
這是鑰匙

373
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,583
我們可是出賣色相才弄到的欸

374
00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:01,333
這樣我們不用破壞鐵門鐵窗

375
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,833
就可以打開儲藏室的門

376
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,708
這樣，學校更不會發現

377
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,375
銅像不見啦

378
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:13,958
這是推車

379
00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,708
我們可不是隨隨便便找來的推車

380
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:20,125
這台推車可以載重大概三百公斤

381
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:21,333
可以把銅像搬出來

382
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,875
可以把銅像推出去

383
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,916
這天是我們行動的日子

384
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,958
是連續劇完結篇

385
00:35:31,666 --> 00:35:35,208
淑慧發現小可是真心愛她的

386
00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:38,458
所以不上飛機了…

387
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,708
哇，灑狗血大高潮欸

388
00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:45,250
顯然警衛一定會待在電視機前

389
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:46,916
至少一個小時

390
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,208
完全不會發現

391
00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:50,666
我們已經把銅像運出了學校

392
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,666
這是卡車

393
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,833
是的，我們連卡車都借了

394
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
而且我們也都有練習欸

395
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:06,833
老實說

396
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
我們準備的實在比你好太多了

397
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,791
你要加入我們嗎？

398
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,541
你要…加入我們嗎？

399
00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:44,125
這是你睡覺的沙發

400
00:36:44,791 --> 00:36:47,625
你以後再也不用睡公園了

401
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,333
你要加入我們嗎？

402
00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:24,375
電話響了不要接

403
00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:27,500
房東半夜跑來

404
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,250
廚房有後門可以跑

405
00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:36,500
同學，我叫阿左

406
00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:38,041
左邊的左

407
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,833
喂，阿中

408
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,375
起床了

409
00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:54,833
我現在在撫遠街二段四號

410
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,375
你抄下來

411
00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:00,416
帶Ａ漫他們一起來

412
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:04,500
要搬東西

413
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:07,791
就是搬東西嘛

414
00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:11,708
五

415
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:12,750
很好

416
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:14,375
六

417
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:17,083
來，七

418
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:18,583
很好

419
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,625
其實昨天晚上

420
00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:24,333
我追到那個筆記本的人了

421
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,708
他也是我們學校的

422
00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:28,708
他堅持銅像是他的

423
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:30,833
我當然也堅持是我的啊

424
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:32,958
結果…

425
00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,916
我決定讓他加入我們

426
00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:39,000
加入？

427
00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:40,333
好，五

428
00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,541
-來，右手擺，六
-欸

429
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:43,833
你這樣很過分喔

430
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,916
你連問都沒有問我們

431
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,500
就讓他加入

432
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:49,208
為什麼？

433
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:50,625
他家很窮啊

434
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,375
很多人家裡都很窮啊

435
00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:54,416
他家很窮，而且他爸會打他

436
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,625
-我爸也會打我啊
-看老師這邊

437
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,625
你們剛剛所學的基本動作

438
00:39:58,791 --> 00:39:59,625
其實可以把它

439
00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:00,916
連貫起來，變成連續動作

440
00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:03,125
而且不是一般爸爸打兒子的那種打

441
00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:05,125
那老師等一下就來示範給你們看

442
00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:07,875
是用腳踹，是用拳頭那種打

443
00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:09,750
就像這樣

444
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:24,041
看一下

445
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,041
看一下

446
00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:34,000
欸

447
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:46,041
嘿，我帶幾個人來認識你喔

448
00:42:05,916 --> 00:42:07,708
這個掉在這，還有這個

449
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:09,500
啊？

450
00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:12,125
他把東西都偷走囉？

451
00:42:12,291 --> 00:42:13,291
只剩下這個喔？

452
00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:15,083
我又要去跳土風舞囉？

453
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:16,833
啊，這怎麼辦？

454
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:20,291
-怎麼辦啊？
-問他啊，這都是他惹的啊

455
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:22,916
你們太緊…

456
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,833
你又要換位置喔？

457
00:42:28,916 --> 00:42:30,416
你只有這一招喔？

458
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,250
你們太緊張了

459
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:43,250
我們把面具放在原處

460
00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:44,750
他一定會回來找的啊

461
00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:46,375
等他回來

462
00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:47,541
我們就可以把他抓住

463
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,833
你又放在地上

464
00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:53,708
你就只有這一招喔？

465
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:58,625
我們走啦

466
00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:02,958
走啦

467
00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,000
還不走？

468
00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:11,708
欸

469
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,125
欸！

470
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,250
你為什麼要嚇小孩？

471
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:53,250
為什麼要嚇小孩？

472
00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:55,291
嚇小孩很好玩是不是？

473
00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:56,833
變態欸你

474
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,916
不要抓我

475
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:00,041
弟弟不要哭

476
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:04,041
-你看，那個是阿左啦
-我不要

477
00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:05,666
那個是阿左

478
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:09,458
那個是阿左
你看…剛才戴面具看不出來

479
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:10,500
你看到沒有？

480
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:13,375
是阿左…

481
00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,958
戴面具看不出來

482
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:18,958
是阿左，是阿左啦

483
00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:23,916
不要哭了

484
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:26,250
-吵死了，不要哭了
-不要用我

485
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:29,208
好吵喔，不要哭了

486
00:45:29,666 --> 00:45:32,666
不要哭了

487
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:41,958
你們終於來了

488
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,666
我們的問題解決了

489
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,375
那些被拿走的東西

490
00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:46,833
不必重新準備

491
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,375
我們甚至什麼都不必做

492
00:45:49,916 --> 00:45:52,666
我們只要等他們把銅像搬上卡車

493
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,583
我們把卡車開走

494
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:56,458
就可以啦

495
00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,250
對

496
00:45:58,416 --> 00:46:00,666
他們會讓你把卡車開走

497
00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:03,375
他們當然不會讓我把卡車開走啊

498
00:46:03,541 --> 00:46:04,625
可是…

499
00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:12,250
欸

500
00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:29,875
他們當然不會讓我把車開走啊

501
00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,250
可是當我戴上這個面具的時候

502
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,083
我是誰？

503
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:37,916
我是誰？

504
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,166
你是阿左啊

505
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:43,166
你當然看得出來啊

506
00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:45,375
可是他們就看不出來了

507
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,875
他們會以為是自己人

508
00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:51,208
這樣我就可以把卡車開走啦

509
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:53,708
這叫做黑吃黑

510
00:46:55,208 --> 00:46:56,541
那我們要幹嘛？

511
00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:57,833
你們…噓

512
00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:08,250
欸

513
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:11,875
欸

514
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:22,041
你們

515
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:25,083
我必須說

516
00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:28,041
任何行動都有意外

517
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:30,875
如果我上不了車

518
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:33,041
沒有辦法把車開走

519
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,041
那你就上車，把車開走

520
00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:39,458
如果你上不了車

521
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,458
沒有辦法把車開走

522
00:47:41,916 --> 00:47:45,000
那你就上車，把車開走

523
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:48,708
我們總有一個人能把車開走

524
00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:52,000
這次的行動

525
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:55,041
你們參不參加？

526
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:05,750
我參加

527
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:07,208
參加

528
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,125
參加

529
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,916
參加

530
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:07,333
這很高難度啊

531
00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,375
還不走喔？

532
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:16,125
回家了啦

533
00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:18,333
好，拜啦

534
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,500
哦，好重喔

535
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,458
他們進去好像很久了

536
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:15,041
等一下連續劇都演完了

537
00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:27,000
我過去看看

538
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:48,041
哦，好重喔

539
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,666
他搞不好出事了

540
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,708
我過去看看

541
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:56,041
我們都過去看看

542
00:55:04,125 --> 00:55:06,666
銅像太重，他們搬不動

543
00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:08,166
這怎麼辦？

544
00:55:25,541 --> 00:55:27,750
一、二、三

545
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:52,166
一、二、三

546
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:19,833
一、二、三

547
00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:37,041
來

548
00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:40,458
一、二、三

549
00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:06,125
呵呵

550
00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:12,375
一、二、三…四…

551
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:38,375
走啊

552
01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:39,958
來嘛

553
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,500
親一下

554
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:57,333
不要

555
01:00:57,875 --> 01:01:00,791
-親一下就好了嘛
-不要

556
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,500
這裡又沒有人

557
01:01:02,666 --> 01:01:03,666
不要

558
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:08,875
-跟妳說這裡沒有人啦
-不要

559
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,416
那親一個不要，親兩個？

560
01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:16,375
親兩個不要，那親三個？

561
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:17,791
通通不要

562
01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:18,958
我會害羞啦

563
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:20,375
跟妳講這裡沒有…

564
01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:08,625
唉呦，我是好人啦

565
01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,208
這邊

566
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:25,291
這邊

567
01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:00,291
如果…

568
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,750
今天晚上我們就要死在這裡

569
01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:56,833
-一、二、三
-好了

570
01:03:57,041 --> 01:04:02,250
一、二、三…

571
01:04:11,791 --> 01:04:13,125
‪耶

572
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,333
你是誰？

573
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:27,250
-你是誰？
-你是誰？

574
01:04:27,416 --> 01:04:33,208
-你是誰？
-你們想幹嘛？

575
01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:35,208
‪-你是誰？
‪-你們想幹嘛？

576
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:41,166
-別講話了，把面具拿下來
-把面具拿下來

577
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,291
‪把面具拿下來

578
01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:51,166
拿下來

579
01:05:01,791 --> 01:05:06,458
欸，幹…

580
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:07,916
出去

581
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:24,083
-欸
-奈米科技…

582
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,083
下來！

583
01:06:07,083 --> 01:06:09,083
欸，開門啊！

584
01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:08,250
欸，你怎樣了？

585
01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,166
欸，你腳是怎樣了？

586
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:14,041
欸，你怎樣了啦？

587
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:30,458
‪-幹
‪-幹

588
01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:07,916
銅像咧？

589
01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:02,083
幹，你真打喔？

590
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,125
快點啊

591
01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:28,541
零二么…

592
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,250
五二八，回答

593
01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,916
這是你的悔過書喔？

594
01:17:57,583 --> 01:17:59,125
你寫完了嘛

595
01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:03,708
你還想回警察局坐坐嗎？

596
01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:09,083
那你的悔過書是不是該多寫一點？

597
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:14,291
拿回去給我重寫

598
01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,291
從頭寫起哦

599
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,000
多寫一點

600
01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:54,416
哈哈

601
01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:59,458
所以現在是你想要回警察局坐坐？

602
01:19:02,958 --> 01:19:04,083
那你的悔過書

603
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:06,791
是不是應該要多寫一點？

604
01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:07,833
嗯

605
01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:09,541
拿回去給我重寫

606
01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:11,875
從頭寫起哦

607
01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:13,625
好

608
01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,500
我寫得很好啊

609
01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:44,166
搞了半天

610
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:46,958
原來是你想要回警察局坐坐啊？

611
01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:52,166
你的悔過書

612
01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:53,958
要給我多寫一點

613
01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:55,583
多寫一點…

614
01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,666
聽到沒？

615
01:19:57,833 --> 01:19:58,958
拿回去給我重寫

616
01:19:59,125 --> 01:20:00,750
你們通通給我重寫！

617
01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:06,958
從頭寫起

618
01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:22,166
哇靠，三千字

619
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,541
從頭寫起

620
01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:31,291
欸，什麼是從頭寫起啊？

621
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:35,291
我從我去跳土風舞開始寫

622
01:20:35,708 --> 01:20:37,375
算不算從頭寫起啊？

623
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:40,875
乾脆我們從買面具那邊開始寫

624
01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:43,333
應該…更從頭吧？

625
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:46,583
乾脆從上星期

626
01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,916
我們發現銅像開始寫

627
01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:51,666
最從頭了吧？

628
01:20:52,833 --> 01:20:54,666
才上星期

629
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:57,958
我們上個月就發現銅像了

630
01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,791
那才是最從頭

631
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:01,708
上個月？

632
01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:05,416
那我們從這學期交不出班費開始寫

633
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:07,875
那才最從頭吧？

634
01:21:08,041 --> 01:21:09,791
我看應該是從上學期

635
01:21:09,958 --> 01:21:12,875
我們交不出畢業旅行的錢開始寫

636
01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:15,041
那比你還從頭吧？

637
01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:18,166
那我從我爸
去年繳不出房租開始寫好啦？

638
01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:19,708
去年？

639
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:22,583
乾脆從我爸工廠倒閉

640
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:23,916
三年前失業

641
01:21:24,083 --> 01:21:26,666
-開始寫好啦
-又不是只有你一家工廠倒閉

642
01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:30,666
我可以從我爸很久…以前

643
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:31,833
工廠倒閉

644
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,458
-失業開始寫阿
-怕你喔？

645
01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:35,958
那我從我阿公失業開始寫好啦？

646
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:38,166
那我可以從我阿公的阿公失業

647
01:21:38,333 --> 01:21:40,125
-就開始寫啊
-我還有阿公的阿公…

648
01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:41,166
阿公的阿公…

649
01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:42,791
白癡，你們吵屁啊？

650
01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:43,833
那你吵屁啊？

651
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,166
你吵屁啊？

652
01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:46,208
吵屁啊？

653
01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:47,958
你吵屁啊？

654
01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,916
-吵屁啊？
-你吵屁啊？

655
01:21:50,083 --> 01:21:54,041
吵屁啊？

656
01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:57,791
吵屁啊？

657
01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,250
你們再吵

658
01:22:00,125 --> 01:22:01,666
什麼阿公的阿公

659
01:22:02,333 --> 01:22:03,708
連兒子的兒子

660
01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,875
都注定窮斃了

661
01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:06,958
{\an8}-推高…
-好，來…

662
01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:08,333
{\an8}要平喔…

663
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:09,708
{\an8}-嘿
-稍左走…

664
01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:10,791
{\an8}再來…

665
01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,125
{\an8}-來…
-慢慢來喔

666
01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,458
{\an8}記者目前所在的位置

667
01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:20,166
{\an8}是台北市的西門町

668
01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:21,541
{\an8}根據民眾表示

669
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:23,750
{\an8}昨天晚上突然出現了一尊

670
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,333
{\an8}國父孫中山的銅像肅立在街頭

671
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:28,333
{\an8}那剛剛根據警方表示

672
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:29,333
{\an8}有可能是附近一所

673
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,416
{\an8}高中學生的惡作劇

674
01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:33,708
{\an8}-稍等一下大家，注意安全…
-但是也有可能他們想要表達什麼

675
01:23:33,875 --> 01:23:34,958
{\an8}我們現在來看看

676
01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,833
{\an8}-這個我們會再開會討論，不好意思
-該所高中生教組長的說法

677
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,708
確認是你們學校學生所為嗎？

678
01:23:40,875 --> 01:23:43,291
這個警方現在正在協助調查當中

679
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,916
處分的部分會再開會做討論

680
01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:48,875
那請問他們知道自己做錯了嗎？

681
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:52,041
他們知道了，真的

682
01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:54,375
他們真的知道了

683
01:23:57,958 --> 01:23:59,583
你還笑？

684
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:01,125
你是知道什麼？

685
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,625
我看你知道個屁

686
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,416
我知道跳土風舞

687
01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,458
我真的知道跳土風舞

688
01:24:30,791 --> 01:24:32,500
這就是土風舞

689
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:51,666
他們知道了，真的

690
01:24:52,291 --> 01:24:54,291
-他們真的知道了
-啊，隨便啦

691
01:24:56,375 --> 01:24:57,916
可是…

692
01:24:58,083 --> 01:25:00,708
我知道怎麼樣可以變美麗

693
01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:02,208
怎麼變？

694
01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,208
妳要跟著我一起說

695
01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,166
要跟著我一起說

696
01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:09,416
-我很美…
-白癡喔

697
01:25:09,583 --> 01:25:11,958
-我很美…
-我很美…

698
01:25:20,291 --> 01:25:23,041
下午突然出現了一尊
國父孫中山的銅像

699
01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:24,541
肅立在街頭

700
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,208
那目前根據警方表示

701
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:27,208
有可能是附近一所

702
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,041
高中學生的惡作劇

703
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,708
但是也有可能他們想要表達什麼

704
01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:32,708
我們現在來看看

705
01:25:32,875 --> 01:25:34,625
該所高中生教組長的說法

706
01:25:34,791 --> 01:25:37,416
確認是你們學校學生所為嗎？

707
01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:40,416
這個警方現在正在協助調查當中

708
01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:43,041
處分的部分會再開會做討論

709
01:25:43,208 --> 01:25:45,791
那請問他們知道自己做錯了嗎？

710
01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:49,833
他們知道了，真的

711
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,125
他們真的知道了

712
01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:52,291
謝謝

713
01:26:06,458 --> 01:26:08,041
你頭腦還不錯

714
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,625
我算是很會打架

715
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,125
我們必須合作

716
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,333
將來才能做些什麼大事

717
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,041
我知道

718
01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:28,875
我們不能窮斃了

719
01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:31,916
我知道

720
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,208
我們兒子的兒子

721
01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:37,958
不能窮斃

722
01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,166
同學

723
01:26:57,875 --> 01:26:59,208
我叫阿左

724
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:01,500
左邊的左

725
01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:09,541
同學

726
01:27:11,083 --> 01:27:12,458
我叫小天

727
01:27:13,750 --> 01:27:15,208
天空的天