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- [gemeresik rumput, kicau burung]
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{\an8}[pria menyanyi lagu Ojo Dibandingke]
♪ Jelas berbeda bila dibandingkan ♪
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{\an8}♪ Tak ada yang bisa kupamerkan ♪
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{\an8}[nada sumbang]
♪ Aku tak sanggup bila tak bekerja ♪
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{\an8}♪ Jujur apa adanya ♪
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{\an8}♪ Siapa yang tak sakit hati? ♪
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{\an8}♪ Sudah menemani sejauh ini ♪
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{\an8}♪ Namun, semuanya tak berarti ♪
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{\an8}♪ Tak ada harganya ♪
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{\an8}[teriakan pria] Bajingan!
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{\an8}[bisikkan lirik lagu Ojo Dibandingke]
♪ Orang begini kok dibanding-bandingkan? ♪
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{\an8}♪ Kalau bersaing ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ya, pasti kalah ♪
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{\an8}To!
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{\an8}- Itu temannya, Mas?
- Iya, Pak.
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{\an8}♪ Mengejarmu, ya, ku tak mampu ♪
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Ndra. Ayo, Ndra!
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[bahasa Jawa] Hei,
apa ini main tarik-tarik saja?
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Pasti modus.
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Maksudmu apa sama istriku?
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Aku bacok kepalamu!
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Tidak sengaja, Pak.
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Kamu kenapa sama istri orang?
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Aku kira dia itu kamu tadi.
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Anto bagaimana ini?
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Penting.
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[musik dangdut]
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Kita tarik bersama.
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Iya, sudah.
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Pak. Tolong ya, Pak.
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Bakal ramai ini.
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Viral.
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To!
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- Ayo.
- Ayo.
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Kita sayang kamu. Ayo, sini.
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Turun, Mas.
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Benar dia mau bunuh diri.
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[riuh teriakan warga]
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Mas. Tolong, Mas!
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Ini kakiku.
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Hei, jangan tarik kantongku!
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Jangan tarik!
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- Ayo.
- Ayo.
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Buruan.
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[alunan musik dangdut berlanjut]
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{\an8}- [gaok gagak]
- [musik dangdut berhenti]
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{\an8}To, kamu kenapa tadi?
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Orang, kok, diacuhkan.
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Hei, To!
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To!
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- Woi!
- Apa, sih?
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Mau apa di jembatan hampir bunuh diri.
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Jangan goblok, To.
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- Aku...
- Kata mbahku,
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orang bunuh diri itu
tak mungkin masuk surga.
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- Siapa...
- To, lihat muka Indra.
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Dia tetap bertahan hidup
walaupun mukanya seperti mayat.
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[dentuman bas]
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Maksudmu, apa?
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Siapa yang mau bunuh diri?
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Aku jernihkan pikiran saja.
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Menjernihkan pikiran apa
sampai berdiri di jembatan?
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Orang tuanya Andini.
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Bu Imas, minta aku menikah.
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Andini hamil, To?
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Tidak. Bu Imas...
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Bu Imas yang hamil, To?
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Ya, ampun, anak ini ngawur sekali.
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[erangan] Makan ini!
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[getaran ponsel]
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Ya, Pak?
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Ya. Sabar, Pak.
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Ini dua langkah lagi sampai.
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Siap. Siap, Pak.
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Bingung.
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[pria 1] Makan siang, Bro. Lauknya banyak.
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Apa itu?
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Ini, To.
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Cuma perkedel, kan?
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Di bawah nasi ini,
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apa?
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To... [gumam]
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Ini...
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Ayamnya kedinginan, To, aku selimuti.
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Ya, ampun, Dim.
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Usaha teman masih dicuri saja.
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Moralmu di mana?
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Moral.
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Kantong.
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Di kantongmu.
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[musik jenaka]
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Oalah!
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Maling teriak maling.
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Oalah!
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[suara meludah]
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Najis.
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Masuk sendiri ke kantong.
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- Tidak bisa aku cegah.
- Sana.
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Kan, ini belum ada lauknya.
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Sudah.
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[musik jenaka berlanjut]
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Makan apa seperti ini.
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Heh!
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Tidak bayar lagi, kan?
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To.
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Kamu niat kerja atau tidak, To?
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Kerja, kok, telat terus.
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[debuk meja digebrak] To!
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Iya, Pak.
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Bapak bicara tidak didengar.
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Pak, saya kan...
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sudah lama kerja di sini.
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Ya, saya tahu.
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Kamu sudah lama ikut Bapak.
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Saya bisa minta tolong tidak, Pak?
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Minta tolong apa?
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Mau pinjam uang.
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[tertawa kecil] Oalah, To.
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Mau pinjam berapa?
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Seratus lima puluh juta.
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Matamu, To!
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Seratus lima puluh juta!
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Kamu tidak lihat?
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Warung lagi sepi seperti ini!
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[musik mendayu]
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Ya, yang sabar.
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Bapak sudah punya rencana
ekspansi membuka cabang baru.
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Nanti ini juga buat kamu.
Kamu yang pegang.
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Tapi saya sudah tidak punya waktu, Pak.
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Tapi Bapak sudah tidak punya duit.
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Seratus lima puluh juta.
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Buat apa, To?
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[Dimas] Kok bisa sih, To?
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Kok kamu tak pernah cerita, To?
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[musik mendayu berlanjut]
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[Bu Imas] Mau sampai kapan...
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kalian kacau seperti ini tidak jelas.
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Kamu niat tidak menikahi anakku Andini?
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Sebenarnya dari dulu
saya sudah ada niat melamar Andini.
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- Ya, tapi, kan...
- Tapi apa?
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- Dar...
- Mau bilang apa?
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Mau bilang apa kamu?
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Tapi apa?
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Tunggu hari baik?
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Tunggu tanggal baik? Tunggu wangsit?
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Tidak jelas!
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[kertak kipas] Iya kan, Pak?
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- Pak!
- [kertas robek]
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Apa sih, Bu?
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Ya, Anto ini diberi tahu!
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[Pak Kardi] Iya, Bu.
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To, kamu tahu tidak?
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Kenapa matahari itu bisa tenggelam?
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Apa?
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[musik salsa]
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Karena sudah sore?
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[tertawa keras] Salah!
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Matahari itu bisa tenggelam, ya,
gara-gara matahari tidak bisa berenang.
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- [tertawa] Ya, Bu?
- [sentilan keras]
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[efek trompet jenaka]
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- Serius!
- [Anto] Pak, Bu.
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Misal pernikahannya sederhana...
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Tunggu.
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Enak saja.
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Andini ini anakku satu-satunya.
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Sederhana?
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Tidak bisa.
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[musik sedih]
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Jangan dipaksa.
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Ditabung saja duitmu.
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Duitmu masih sedikit kan?
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Masak menikahi anak orang
dikasih makan warteg terus.
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Bu, kasih saya kesempatan.
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Saya kasih kesempatan satu bulan.
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Lebih dari itu jangan harap
kamu bisa ketemu Andini lagi.
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Sanggup?
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[tanpa suara] Sanggup.
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Sanggup, Bu.
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[musik sedih berlanjut]
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Yang sabar, ya, To.
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Bapak maunya kalian berdua bahagia.
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Kalian berdua berniat
menjalankan pernikahan dengan baik.
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- Itu saja...
- [Bu Imas] Ada yang ketinggalan.
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Dengar ya, To!
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Jangan coba-coba mempermainkan
anak gadisku satu-satunya!
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Awas kamu!
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Bu, sudah kumarahi. Aman!
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- Satu lagi.
- Satu lagi.
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- Mahar.
- Mahar.
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Seratus lima puluh juta.
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Seratus li...
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- [Pak Kardi] 150 juta, Bu?
- [mengiyakan]
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Serius, Bu?
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[mengiyakan, dengkus]
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- Seratus lima puluh juta, Bu?
- [mengiyakan]
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Satu bulan?
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[mengiyakan]
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[Indra] Yang sabar, To.
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Pasti ada caranya.
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Bagaimana caranya?
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Seratus lima puluh juta hanya satu bulan.
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Kalau gagal,
aku tak bisa ketemu Andini lagi.
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Bagaimana?
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[Dimas] Bagaimana punya duit banyak?
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Aku juga butuh.
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Mau sewa kios.
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Sewa pegawai.
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Begitu itu, aku yang bantu terus.
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Selamat datang, Kakak.
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Silakan dicek keranjang kuningnya.
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Silakan dicek.
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Daster ini bisa dipakai tidur,
main futsal, nonton reog, semuanya bisa.
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Silakan, Kakak.
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Aku mau beli
kabel pengisi daya ponsel ori.
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- [musik kendang]
- Apa?
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Ya, namanya kebutuhan orang kan beda-beda.
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Oh, iya.
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Kerja sebentar, tapi duitnya banyak terus.
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[Indra] Sebentar, tapi banyak ya?
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Begal. Itu langsung ada hasilnya, To.
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Ya, hasilnya ditangkap. Kriminal.
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Iya. Kriminal, ya, To.
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Bagaimana kalau kita jadi model?
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[Indra] Pas. Tahan.
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Bagaimana, To?
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- Model?
- Iya.
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Kalau aku, sih, bisa.
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Oh, iya.
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Kasihan Dimas, ya, To.
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Sok ganteng.
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Mukamu belakang semua.
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Aku membela kamu, Dim.
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Lama-lama aku pesugihan saja biar kaya.
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To.
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Berkelana?
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Ayo, kalau mau aku temani.
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Bercanda.
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Pesugihan.
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- Bahaya.
- [Dimas] Iya.
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Pesugihan harus pakai tumbal manusia, ya.
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[Indra] Kata siapa?
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[musik mencekam]
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- [musik mencekam berhenti]
- Ada, Ndra,
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pesugihan yang tak pakai tumbal manusia?
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00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,083
Ya, ada.
248
00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:43,750
To, ini cucunya Mbah Jati.
Dukun paling sakti sekampung.
249
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Pasti valid kalau bicara.
250
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,166
Alah.
251
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,041
Apa namanya, Ndra?
252
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,250
Sate gagak.
253
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,500
Tapi jangan, Dim.
254
00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:58,291
Walaupun tidak pakai tumbal manusia,
namanya pesugihan itu tetap ada risikonya.
255
00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:01,250
Risiko apa? Kan, tak ada tumbalnya.
256
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Pokoknya aku tidak mau.
257
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To. Bagaimana, To?
258
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,708
{\an8}- Alah.
- [Dimas] Kita coba sekali, To?
259
00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:13,125
{\an8}BAYAR UTANGMU DARIPADA
MBAHMU AKU KIRIM KE KAMBOJA.
260
00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,500
Dalam hidup,
261
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:20,166
kalau ingin mendapatkan sesuatu
kita harus mengambil risiko.
262
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,291
Kok berubah?
263
00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:26,500
Kata mbahku, manusia itu harus berubah
menjadi lebih baik.
264
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,500
Bagaimana, Dim?
265
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:31,458
Ini pintar, tapi tetap jelek.
266
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,083
Tapi pintar.
267
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,208
[musik riang]
268
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,583
[musik berhenti]
269
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:05,625
[Anto] Dik.
270
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Loh, Mas Anto.
271
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,250
Mas tidak kerja?
272
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,208
Kerja, tapi mau beli garam.
273
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,583
Bu Imas.
274
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:15,958
[Bu Imas bergumam]
275
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:16,916
[Andini] Ibu.
276
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,583
- Ini disapa Mas Anto.
- Bu.
277
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[geraman Bu Imas]
278
00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:21,583
[Bu Imas] Iya.
279
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,541
- Bu Imas.
- Iya.
280
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,083
Ini pesanan Ibu
yang via telepon tadi pagi, ya.
281
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,416
Terima kasih, ya, Mas.
282
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,208
Kok banyak sekali, Mas Denny?
283
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,666
Spesial buat Bu Imas.
Penglaris juga buat saya.
284
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,500
Terima kasih. [tawa genit]
285
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,750
Mas, mau beli daging juga?
286
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,333
- Anu, saya...
- [Bu Imas] Tidak mungkin, Mas.
287
00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:42,750
Dia setiap hari makan tempe.
288
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,166
Kadang-kadang mentah saja
dimakan. [terkekeh]
289
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,916
Bu, jangan bicara begitu.
290
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,375
Oh, iya, omong-omong,
kita belum berkenalan.
291
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,583
Saya Denny.
292
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,208
[gemeretak tulang tangan]
293
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:56,666
Halo.
294
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,416
Iya. Seratus lima puluh juta?
295
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,708
Ambil dong.
296
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,208
Gede itu sapinya.
297
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,458
Ya. Nanti sore saya transfer, ya.
298
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:04,375
Terima kasih.
299
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,041
Maaf.
300
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,291
Beli sapi lagi, ya, Mas?
301
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,625
[Denny] Iya, Bu.
302
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,625
Harga spesial, tapi tidak pakai telur.
303
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,791
[Bu Imas, Denny tertawa]
304
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,500
Mas Denny ini humoris sekali.
305
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,916
[Bu Imas] Sudah ganteng, lucu,
306
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,625
sesuai selera saya banget.
307
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,708
- [dentuman bas]
- Maaf, maksudnya anak saya.
308
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:30,541
Ya, sudah. Bu, Dik, saya izin pamit, ya.
309
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,083
Mas.
310
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,041
Tidak jadi beli garam?
311
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,541
Saya cari saja ke laut, Bu.
312
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,541
Cemplung sana.
313
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:37,500
Mas.
314
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,500
- Mas Anto.
- Mas Denny.
315
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,416
Badannya bisa begini tidak, Mas?
316
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,208
Mbak Imas mau
yang kanan, kiri, atau dua-duanya?
317
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,333
[racauan nakal] Mas Denny.
318
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,208
Mas Anto.
319
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,666
Mas.
320
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,583
Mas Anto.
321
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,541
Iya, Dik, kenapa?
322
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,708
Mas Anto marah, ya?
323
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,083
Mas.
324
00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:07,000
Aku tidak mau kamu kepikiran.
325
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:13,208
Ya, nanti bisa... pakai uang tabungan aku?
326
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,000
Atau aku kerja serabutan juga tak apa-apa.
327
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:16,916
Apa kita...
328
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,041
kita kawin lari saja, Mas?
329
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,083
Dik. Sudah, kamu...
330
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:23,833
Biar Mas saja yang berusaha.
Kamu cukup doakan Mas.
331
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:24,750
Cukup.
332
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,208
Iya, Mas.
333
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,250
Pokoknya,
334
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,416
aku pasti doakan
yang terbaik buat Mas Anto.
335
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,291
[musik mendayu]
336
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,625
[Andini bersuara sedih] Mas.
337
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,083
Jangan menyerah, ya.
338
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,833
Janji?
339
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,083
Janji.
340
00:14:57,541 --> 00:15:00,125
Mas pasti berusaha untuk mendapatkan kamu.
341
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,166
Terserah Imas-imas itu. [Anto tertawa]
342
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,458
[musik bergema]
343
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,041
[musik berhenti]
344
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,500
Bau daging kamu, Dik.
345
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:11,458
[dentuman bas]
346
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,500
Lagi apa ini?
347
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,500
Anu, kelilipan tadi, Bu. Mau aku tiup.
348
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,125
- Iya, Bu.
- Alah!
349
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,333
Alasan!
350
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,291
Ayo, pulang.
351
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,208
Mas.
352
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,833
CINTAKU TERHALANG RESTU ORANGTUAMU
353
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,291
[Anto menyinyir] Imas-imas.
354
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,083
[alunan gitar listrik, tabuhan kendang]
355
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:37,375
[Dimas menirukan suara musik]
356
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,208
Duduk, To.
357
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,083
Kapan kita ritual sate gagak?
358
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,250
Katanya tidak mau. Risiko.
359
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,083
Namanya risiko harus diambil.
360
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,000
Kok berubah, To?
361
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,208
Namanya manusia
harus berubah jadi lebih baik.
362
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,458
Bagaimana caranya?
363
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,375
Ya, tinggal kita bikin
sate pakai daging gagak.
364
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,875
Jual ke dedemit,
kita dapat duit, kaya raya sudah.
365
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,250
Sudah ayo, gas, kapan?
366
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,708
Ya, malam ini bisa,
tapi kita belum punya gagaknya.
367
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,166
[geletuk gigi]
368
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,541
Badannya orang biasa.
369
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,250
Aku yang mengatasi.
Tetanggaku punya. Aman pokoknya.
370
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,208
- Aman, ya?
- Aman.
371
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,208
Eh.
372
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,208
Aman apa?
373
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,000
- Kamu apakan temanku?
- Lepas, tidak!
374
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,250
[Dimas berteriak]
375
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,458
[kertak tulang]
376
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,708
[mengaduh pelan]
377
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,333
[Dimas berteriak kesakitan]
378
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,375
[cempreng] Bayar kapan utangmu?
Bulan ini bengkak.
379
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,833
Mau rumahmu kusita?
380
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,375
Jangan macam-macam
dengan temanku, ya, Mas.
381
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:46,291
Aku...
382
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,166
laporkan ke RT.
383
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,833
[para penagih utang tertawa]
384
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:51,750
RT-mu yang itu?
385
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,000
[terkesiap]
386
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,291
- [musik dangdut jenaka]
- [suara mulut terbekap]
387
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,250
Makanya bayar!
388
00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,750
Makanya bayar!
389
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,833
Aku...
390
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,458
laporkan RW.
391
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:04,916
[cempreng] RW-mu yang itu?
392
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,541
[musik dangdut jenaka]
393
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,458
Bayar!
394
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,166
[musik dangdut berhenti]
395
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,833
Sekampung kok terlilit pinjol semua.
396
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:14,916
Berapa utangnya?
397
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,583
Delapan puluh lima juta,
total dengan bunga.
398
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,666
Saya kasih kau sampai bulan depan.
399
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,291
Kalau tidak bayar...
400
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,375
[alunan gitar listrik]
401
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,041
Paham?
402
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,750
Awas, jangan macam-macam
sama Peaky Blunder!
403
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,291
Kok bisa, sih, Ndra.
404
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,541
Delapan puluh lima juta!
405
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,166
Aku ditipu.
406
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,666
[Indra] Aku yang goblok.
407
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,708
[suara kecil] Kok bisa?
408
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:47,625
[dentang kecil]
409
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,291
[suara kecil] Bagaimana?
410
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,333
Waktu itu...
411
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,333
aku sendirian di rumah.
412
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,208
Mbah Jati ikut ziarah ke makam wali.
413
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,250
Terus tiba-tiba ada telepon.
414
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,750
[getaran ponsel]
415
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,708
Ya, halo.
416
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,416
Iya, benar. Saya cucunya Mbah Jati.
417
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,750
Apa?
418
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,958
Mbah Jati kecelakaan?
419
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,500
Kaki dan tangannya terpisah?
420
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,416
[Indra berteriak]
421
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:17,708
Aku disuruh foto KTP
biar bisa bayar rumah sakit.
422
00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:20,375
[cekrek kamera]
423
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,583
Ya, aku foto KTP terus kukirim.
424
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:27,541
[Mbah Jati] Ndra.
425
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,125
Mbah!
426
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:31,916
- Mbah Jati!
- Apa?
427
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,416
Bukannya habis kecelakaan?
428
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,750
Kecelakaan apa?
429
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,000
Aku baru pulang,
habis nonton perahu balap.
430
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,916
{\an8}DANA ANDA SUDAH DICAIRKAN
431
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,625
{\an8}PEMBAYARAN PINJAMAN DILAKUKAN
BULAN DEPAN BERIKUT DENGAN BUNGANYA.
432
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,708
[Dimas] Itu data pribadi.
433
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,166
Ndra.
434
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,750
Dasar goblok.
435
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,833
Teledor.
436
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:55,916
Lembab.
437
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,041
Rawa-rawa.
438
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,333
Sarang kelabang.
439
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,500
Dim, itu tak ada hubungannya
dengan penipuan.
440
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,458
Pokoknya, goblok.
441
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,333
Pantas kamu mau ritual.
442
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,708
Iya, To.
443
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:17,375
Soalnya aku sudah mentok.
Makanya, aku ingin ritual ini berhasil.
444
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:21,375
Ya, Dim? To?
445
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,875
[musik mencekam]
446
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,250
[gaok gagak dan deru motor]
447
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:33,916
Mohon maaf, pelan.
448
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,291
Nah, kan.
449
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,708
[alunan seruling samar yang mencekam]
450
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,166
Dimas di mana, Ndra?
451
00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:47,916
Ya, tidak tahu.
Kita janjiannya ketemu di sini.
452
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750
Ini dulu tempat apa, Ndra?
453
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,333
To.
454
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,291
Kata mbahku,
455
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,500
dua puluh tahun yang lalu,
456
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,666
di sini tinggal
sepasang kakek-nenek tua renta.
457
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:04,083
Tiba-tiba suatu hari, mereka mati bersama.
458
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,000
Kok bisa?
459
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,625
Kecapaian main pingpong di ruang tamu.
460
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,833
Terus, seramnya?
461
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,791
Ya, seram, To.
462
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,500
Tiap malam habis itu ada suara.
463
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,000
[meniru suara pingpong]
464
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,083
- [Dimas berteriak mengejutkan]
- He!
465
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,000
Apa?
466
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,333
[umpatan tidak jelas Indra]
467
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,541
Kenapa, sih?
468
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,458
[terkekeh]
469
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,250
Hari ini kamu jadi apa, Dim?
470
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,291
Silakan dicek, Kakak. Semuanya.
471
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,208
[kecupan]
472
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,791
[terbahak-bahak]
473
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,541
[tawa susulan]
474
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,750
Kukira telat.
475
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,750
Itu, loh, bentukannya?
476
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,416
- Ayo.
- Ayo.
477
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,625
[terbahak]
478
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,583
- [dentuman]
- [Indra tertawa]
479
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,541
[cetrek sakelar]
480
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,541
Sini, Ndra.
481
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,125
- Apa?
- Sini.
482
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,583
Ya, sudah.
483
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,958
Lah, direkam, Dim?
484
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,000
Iya, To.
485
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,125
Lumayan. Siapa tahu ada penampakan?
486
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,416
Aku unggah terus FYP.
487
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,166
Konten!
488
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,083
- Ini, fokus.
- Iya. Maaf.
489
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,833
To.
490
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,500
Semoga sate gagak ini berhasil, ya.
491
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,791
Ya, kalau berhasil.
492
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,041
Kalau tidak, kesurupan saja, bagaimana?
493
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,708
Ya, kan ikuti kata-kata Indra.
494
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:28,500
Jualan sate gagak, dibeli dedemit,
kita kaya, banyak uang.
495
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,458
- [Indra] Iya, benar itu.
- [teriakan kaget]
496
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,375
Goblok!
497
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,708
Indra, goblok!
498
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,541
Kalau mau macam-macam, ini, loh, Dimas.
499
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,083
Tidak mau, aku masih muda.
500
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:37,666
Bagaimana?
501
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,000
Pakai baju, Indra!
502
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:43,000
Ya, kan, ini memang syaratnya.
Aku lupa kasih tahu kalian.
503
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,250
Pakai baju, sana, loh!
504
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,375
Pakai baju bagaimana? Coba tengok sekali.
505
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,291
Tidak mau!
506
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,875
Aku dipelototi.
507
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:50,833
Dipelototi apa?
508
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,041
Itu.
509
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,166
Oalah.
510
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,416
Heru!
511
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,125
[bahasa Inggris] Tak boleh.
Bersikaplah baik.
512
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,000
Heru, bersikaplah baik.
513
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:01,916
[suara tokek]
514
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,166
Anak baik.
515
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,416
Biasakan, Ndra,
jangan diacung-acungkan begitu.
516
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,625
Jadi, aku pakai baju?
517
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,541
- Ya!
- Iya!
518
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,125
- Tengok sekali.
- Tidak mau!
519
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,041
Ya, sudah.
520
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,958
Sudah hilang.
521
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,125
[jijik] Ih.
522
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,666
Indra gila, sumpah.
523
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,208
Kenapa?
524
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:22,541
Mukamu telanjang.
525
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:23,875
Ini kan dari lahir.
526
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,416
Ini bagaimana?
527
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,500
Ikuti aku.
528
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:31,625
Sate. Satu tusuk satu juta.
529
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,583
Itu mantranya?
530
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,000
- Iya.
- Terus?
531
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:36,833
Kamu yang mengipas, aku dan Dimas memutar.
532
00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:37,750
Ayo.
533
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,541
Sambil sebut yang tadi. Hafal tidak?
534
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,708
- Iya, ayo.
- Ya, sudah, ayo mulai.
535
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:45,208
- [musik menegangkan]
- [bersama] Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
536
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,500
- Yang semangat.
- Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
537
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,041
[bersama] Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
538
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:55,208
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
539
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,166
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
540
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,375
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
541
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,375
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
542
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,041
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.
543
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,083
[mantra dan musik menegangkan berlanjut]
544
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,291
[suara tokek]
545
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,500
[suara mantra mengendur kelelahan]
546
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:17,833
Sampai kapan ini dikipas?
547
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,500
- Sampai kapan ini?
- Aku tidak tahu.
548
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,125
Satu tusuk, satu juta.
549
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,000
[suara menguap]
550
00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:26,958
[hentakan musik]
551
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,958
[lambat] Satu juta.
552
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,833
Sate...
553
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:34,750
Sudah mau pagi.
554
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,458
Indra, bangun.
555
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,000
Satu juta.
556
00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:43,291
[hentakan musik]
557
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,833
Kok berantakan seperti ini, ya?
558
00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:47,125
Tidak tahu. Aku bangun sudah begini.
559
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,583
Jangan-jangan semalam ada orang, ya.
560
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,166
Ponselku?
561
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,208
Ponselku masih ada.
562
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:57,458
Ya, sudah, kita beres-beres saja.
Nanti ada orang ke sini malah repot.
563
00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,333
Minggir.
564
00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,250
Ponselku.
565
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,125
Punyaku.
566
00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,291
Aduh.
567
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,125
Awas.
568
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:12,750
Ayo, cepat.
569
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:23,333
[musik makin intens, berhenti]
570
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,291
[kicauan burung]
571
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,625
HAI, ANTO WICAKSONO
SALDO RUPIAH 30.160.880
572
00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:30,666
[helaan napas]
573
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,000
[Dimas berteriak]
574
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,708
- Apa sih?
- Dedemit, To!
575
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,416
- To.
- To.
576
00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,000
Dedemit apa?
577
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:46,958
Lihat, To.
578
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,000
Ini penampakan, To.
579
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:49,583
Ini, To.
580
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:50,708
[musik mencekam]
581
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:51,708
Benar ini.
582
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,041
[musik mencekam berhenti]
583
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,416
Sini kuunggah. Pasti FYP.
584
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,625
Konten-konten.
585
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,000
Unggah matamu!
586
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,041
Kita sendiri pesugihan
kalau ketahuan bagaimana?
587
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,291
Ampun. Tidak.
588
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:10,666
Berarti sebenarnya kita bisa berhasil, ya?
589
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:15,458
Ya, memang.
Kalian saja yang tak percaya aku.
590
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,041
Kita itu telanjang,
591
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,041
biar mereka percaya
kalau kita sama seperti mereka.
592
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:25,583
Tapi tidak mungkin telanjang saja.
Pasti ada syaratnya.
593
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,500
Ini kalau mau pasti,
594
00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,250
kita harus lihat dulu
buku Mbah Jati isinya bagaimana.
595
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,458
Susah kalau itu.
596
00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,958
Tak gampang ambil buku itu dari Mbah Jati.
597
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,791
Bagaimana, ya, caranya?
598
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:41,791
- [geletuk gigi]
- [dentuman bas]
599
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,458
[Dimas tertawa bengis]
600
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,375
[petikan gitar oriental]
601
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,166
[tarikan napas]
602
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:10,833
[embusan napas] Yo.
603
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:18,041
Kalau tiga anak kampret ini sudah datang,
pasti ada maunya.
604
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,208
Mbah.
605
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,125
Mbah Jati.
606
00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,500
Ada apa?
607
00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,750
[musik jenaka]
608
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:40,583
[kentut Indra]
609
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:43,958
[Anto terbatuk-batuk]
610
00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:49,083
- Mau tanya, Mbah.
- Tanya apa?
611
00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:54,166
Anu, Mbah. Mau tanya soal buku.
612
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,250
[nada kesal] Buka, buku.
613
00:26:58,333 --> 00:26:59,250
Tak ada buku itu!
614
00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,625
[musik jenaka berlanjut]
615
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,041
[Mbah Jati] Aku ditugaskan
616
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:11,625
untuk menjaga buku itu
dari orang-orang tak bertanggung jawab,
617
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,166
dan kalian...
618
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,375
belum pantas
619
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,500
untuk mendapatkan...
620
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,166
buku itu.
621
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:32,916
Apa itu?
622
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,458
Aku lagi puasa mutih?
623
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:43,041
Sayang sekali. Padahal ini pindang balado.
624
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,750
[suara perut lapar]
625
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:47,916
[tarikan napas]
626
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:51,333
[embusan napas]
627
00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:02,375
Kalau pindang balado, kataku boleh.
628
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:05,958
Kalau begitu, bukunya juga boleh?
629
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:08,750
Tidak boleh!
630
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,541
[musik jenaka berhenti]
631
00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:16,041
[geletuk gigi]
632
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,250
[Indra] Tak bisa kan.
633
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,583
Sudah dibilang, kok.
634
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,333
Tenang.
635
00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:23,083
Aku dan Anto sudah punya rencana.
636
00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:26,541
Rencana apa?
637
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,041
Sabar.
638
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:29,875
Hitung, To.
639
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,125
- Satu.
- Dua.
640
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:32,500
- Tiga.
- Empat.
641
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,666
[Mbah Jati berteriak] To!
642
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,083
Perutku kok mulas, ya? [kentut]
643
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,541
Masakanmu bagaimana sih?
644
00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:39,500
[kentut]
645
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,041
Kok bisa, Mbah...
646
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,208
- Aduh.
- Jati?
647
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,833
Kok bisa begitu, sih, Mbah?
648
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,625
Bahaya itu, Mbah.
649
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:46,958
Ayolah, Ndra.
650
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,916
[kentut]
651
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,041
[pintu berderit]
652
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,500
Banyak sekali bukunya ini.
653
00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,625
[Mbah Jati] Ndra!
654
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,625
- Pergi.
- Cokelat.
655
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,958
[Indra] Ya, Mbah.
656
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,541
Ya, Mbah.
657
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,250
Tolong, Ndra. Airnya mati!
658
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,916
Tips dan Trik Meditasi
di Hari Bebas Mobil,
659
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,250
Seni Bersikap Bodo Amat.
660
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:16,416
[Indra] Aku ambilkan air.
Tunggu sebentar, ya, Mbah.
661
00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:18,666
Cepat! Ini sudah tak kuat!
662
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,500
- Yang mana?
- Cokelat.
663
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,208
Sampul warna cokelat.
664
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:24,875
Cokelat semua.
665
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,541
Bersatu Tertawa Ala Bantul.
666
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,833
Ndra.
667
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,166
Mbah, airnya kutaruh di depan pintu.
668
00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:35,541
[pintu berderit]
669
00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,500
[gumaman tidak jelas]
670
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,041
Sini, dong.
671
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,833
Apa susahnya cari buku seperti begini?
672
00:29:46,541 --> 00:29:47,375
Susahnya apa?
673
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,625
Ndra!
674
00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:49,791
Kurang!
675
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:50,916
[gedebuk]
676
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,833
Ya, Mbah!
677
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,041
Kuning ini.
678
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,750
Ini, Sampul Warna Coklat.
679
00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,083
Benar, kok.
680
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,000
Ayo, cari.
681
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:02,666
Bagaimana ini?
682
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:04,916
Bagaimana ini?
683
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,875
Apaan babi ngepet? Sate gagak.
684
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:14,208
- Ayo, Ndra!
- Ini, Mbah. Ini.
685
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,500
Bilang kalau sudah.
686
00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:16,958
[Indra berteriak]
687
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,625
- Ini apa.
- Apa?
688
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,833
Airnya belum matang, Mbah.
689
00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:22,666
Tidak usah. Orang cuma buat cebok.
690
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,000
Apa? Cebok, 'kan.
691
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,625
Kalau matang, kan,
nanti ceboknya higienis.
692
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:29,125
Tahiku sudah berontak ini.
693
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,750
Mbah. Semangat, Mbah!
694
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,875
Jaga di sana saja.
695
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,291
- Cepat.
- Ini sudah cepat.
696
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,625
[pintu berderit]
697
00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:52,583
[aba-aba tanpa suara]
698
00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:57,416
[kentut]
699
00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,708
[kentut lagi]
700
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000
[kentut lagi]
701
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,750
[musik kemenangan]
702
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,666
Mbak, lewat!
703
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,666
[teriakan] Woi, awas!
704
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:46,500
[kecupan]
705
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,041
- Posisimu, Dim!
- Namanya, buru-buru.
706
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,875
Mbahku tadi kamu kasih apa?
707
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,166
- [gertakan]
- [Anto] Mbahmu orang sakti.
708
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,583
Masa kalah sama mulas.
709
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:04,208
Sesakti-saktinya orang
punya alat pencernaan juga.
710
00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,208
[Indra] Kalau pantatnya cedera bagaimana?
711
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,416
Aman.
712
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,958
[kesal] Aman. Mana catatannya?
713
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,666
[alunan gitar jenaka]
714
00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,041
Bagaimana?
715
00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:27,208
Goblok! Tidak bisa dibaca ini!
716
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,791
Seperti tulisan dokter. Kamu menebus obat?
717
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:32,791
Ini seperti begini.
718
00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,541
[gitar menggeloyor]
719
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,000
Bagaimana, sih, kamu?
720
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:39,291
Aku gugup. Tidak konsentrasi.
721
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,666
Terus bagaimana ini?
722
00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:44,791
Apa kita kembali lagi?
Mbahmu kita bius total.
723
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:45,791
Setuju.
724
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,000
Mbahku kan memang mau operasi sesar.
725
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,041
Setuju.
726
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:49,958
Goblok!
727
00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:51,791
Ini, sudah aku foto.
728
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,458
- Tidak bilang dari tadi.
- Bilang, To.
729
00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,208
Siapkan minyak duyung,
730
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:03,875
kembang setaman,
dan ritual harus dilakukan...
731
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,083
telanjang, Dim.
732
00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:09,958
Kubilang juga apa. Keras kepala kamu.
733
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,541
Masak kita lihat Heru lagi, To.
734
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,458
[Indra] Syaratnya kan itu.
Tapi, kan bukan cuma telanjang.
735
00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:16,458
Ada yang lain.
736
00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:18,375
Gagaknya bagaimana?
737
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,791
Tetanggamu masih ada gagak tidak?
738
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,208
[geletuk gigi]
739
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,041
Sudah.
740
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,166
Aku pernah dengar,
kata orang ada yang jual di pasar.
741
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,750
- [bersama] Ayo.
- Yakin?
742
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,083
Badannya orang biasa.
743
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,208
Ayo.
744
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,666
Yang mana, sih?
745
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,875
Sebentar, sabar. Aku agak lupa.
746
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:40,000
Sabar. Ini sudah capai
putar-putar dari tadi.
747
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,916
Kamu tahu apa. Daerah kekuasaanku di sini.
748
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,833
Kekuasaanmu dari tadi
tak ada yang hormat, kok.
749
00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:47,708
Sebentar aku carikan.
750
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,375
AB Three ini.
751
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:57,750
Bagaimana, sih, ini toko perabotan.
752
00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,791
Kan aku sudah bilang tadi terselubung.
753
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:00,958
Ini kedok saja.
754
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,666
- Permisi, mau beli.
- Iya, sebentar.
755
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,416
- Bapaknya ada, Dik?
- Bapak?
756
00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:15,791
Iya, yang jual.
757
00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:18,291
- Yang jualan?
- Iya.
758
00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:20,916
Sebentar, ya.
759
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,208
Saya bapaknya.
760
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,291
Meskipun begini,
umur saya sudah 60 tahunan.
761
00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:29,750
Tidak kelihatan ya.
762
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,125
- Tidak kelihatan, kan.
- Pak.
763
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:32,708
Iya, Nak.
764
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,000
Mau ke mana?
765
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,125
Pamit mau memancing.
766
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,416
- [penjual] Hati-hati.
- [anak] Ya.
767
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,375
[penjual] Salaman.
768
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,041
Anak saya nomor empat.
769
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,458
Adik mencari apa?
770
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,916
- Ini, Pak.
- Kita mau membeli...
771
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,208
- Ga...
- Gagak?
772
00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,125
Iya, Pak.
773
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,583
Buat ritual?
774
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:59,416
Mau berapa? Satu ekor harganya 800 ribu.
775
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,833
- Wah, mahal banget.
- Mahal sekali.
776
00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:04,375
Satu ekor 400 ribu, ya?
777
00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,791
Tidak bisa, Mas. Mencarinya susah.
778
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,291
Ya, sudah.
779
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,583
- Kita mencari di tempat lain saja.
- Ya, sudah.
780
00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,166
- Ayo.
- Memang ada tempat lain?
781
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,041
Sudah. Ikuti caraku.
Di pasar harus begitu.
782
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:20,166
Nih, pasti dipanggil lagi.
783
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,541
Satu, dua, tiga,
784
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,208
empat.
785
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,583
Pak, tolonglah.
Empat ratus ribu bisa ya, Pak.
786
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,708
Tolong, Pak. Sekali saja.
787
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,625
Tidak bisa, Mas.
788
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:34,500
Delapan ratus ribu net.
789
00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,791
Pakai caraku saja. Pasti manjur.
790
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:38,750
Dari Mbah Jati.
791
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,208
[semburan]
792
00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:43,208
[alunan gitar jenaka]
793
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,583
Empat ratus ribu, ya?
794
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,250
Delapan ratus ribu.
795
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,000
Kurang berarti, kan, ya.
796
00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:50,958
Sepertinya harus dua.
797
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:51,875
[semburan]
798
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,125
Kalau tidak beli, tidak usah begitu, Mas.
799
00:35:56,208 --> 00:35:57,041
Begini.
800
00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:58,750
Pak.
801
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:04,083
Empat ratus ribu,
kalau ritualnya berhasil kami langganan.
802
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,000
Bagaimana?
803
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,416
- Setuju.
- [Anto] Ini solusi.
804
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,500
[Indra] Kok cepat sekali?
805
00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:11,125
Kok gampang?
806
00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,791
Ini katalog gagaknya.
807
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:16,916
Mau yang liar, ke sana-sini dia.
808
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,833
Itu saja.
809
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,166
- [gaokan gagak]
- Satunya, Ndra.
810
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,125
Ini, depan ini.
811
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,958
Nah, kelihatan gerbangnya, kan.
812
00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,458
Sampai. Nah, ini gerbangnya.
813
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,708
- Turun, Dim.
- Oke.
814
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:27,708
[Indra] Aduh.
815
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,250
Mau ke mana?
816
00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,250
Ambil. Kuncinya ambil.
817
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,166
Kapok.
818
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,333
Serius di kuburan?
819
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,958
Kata mbahku,
820
00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:40,125
kuburan itu malah dedemitnya dikit.
821
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,500
Soalnya tempat istirahat.
822
00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:43,083
Ya, sudah.
823
00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,208
Untuk permulaan,
824
00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,916
mulai dari yang dikit dulu saja.
825
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,291
- Ayo.
- Ayo.
826
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,416
Masuk. Dituntun.
827
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,458
Ayo.
828
00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:52,375
Mau ke mana?
829
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,166
Cepat dong.
830
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458
[Indra] Lama itu sedang apa?
831
00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,708
Ya, dibantu dong, Ndra.
832
00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:00,875
[Indra] Ini sudah semua?
833
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,833
- Syarat-syaratnya?
- Iya.
834
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,125
Sudah sepertinya, ya?
835
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:07,916
[Dimas] To.
836
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,250
Sudah tak usah malu-malu ini demi duit.
837
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:13,375
[Indra tertawa]
838
00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:15,166
Kok punyamu gundul seperti begitu, To?
839
00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:18,208
Mana bawahnya berurat lagi, seperti bakso.
840
00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,208
Beli satu, ya.
841
00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:20,541
[Anto berteriak kesal]
842
00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:21,541
Daripada Herumu.
843
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,791
Hitam lembab. Seperti lintah.
844
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,125
[Dimas tertawa]
845
00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:26,583
Ini dong namanya Benny.
846
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,791
Punyamu tipis seperti sedotan.
847
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,916
Hati-hati dimakan penyu. [tertawa]
848
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,458
Bicaranya sudah. Cepat.
849
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,041
To. Ndra.
850
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,583
Kita coba.
851
00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,958
Pas baca mantra
kita minta satu tusuk sepuluh juta.
852
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:42,583
Tak kemahalan itu?
853
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,500
Kita coba saja.
854
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,083
Ya, sudah.
855
00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,041
Coba, ya.
856
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,875
[bersama] Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta.
857
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,166
Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta.
858
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:56,666
Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta.
859
00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:00,375
[mantra berlanjut]
860
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:08,791
[musik mencekam menghentak]
861
00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:09,791
[Dimas berteriak]
862
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:12,916
- [Dimas teriak] Sate! Satu tusuk 10 juta!
- [Anto berteriak]
863
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,583
[Anto] Dimas, berhenti naiki aku!
864
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:15,583
Tahan dulu saja!
865
00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:17,166
Kok malah pada pergi?
866
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:18,875
Kastemer itu!
867
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,125
[geraman genderuwo]
868
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,041
Om.
869
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,583
Ini. Apa...
870
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,916
Mau sate, Om?
871
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,166
Mau, ya?
872
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:31,666
[musik menghentak]
873
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:35,208
[suara kunyahan]
874
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,208
Bagaimana? Enak?
875
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:38,250
[geram genderuwo]
876
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,166
Wah.
877
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,208
[geram genderuwo berlanjut]
878
00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:43,125
Om.
879
00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:45,833
Om. Reviu.
880
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,125
[gemerisik daun]
881
00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:52,583
[Indra] Om. Reviunya, Om.
882
00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,500
[geram genderuwo]
883
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,041
Enak, kan?
884
00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:01,583
[genderuwo menggeram lagi]
885
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,541
- [injakan kaki]
- [desir]
886
00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:06,708
[geram genderuwo berlanjut]
887
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,833
Bagaimana, Ndra?
888
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,083
[nada sinis] Bagaimana?
889
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,625
Itu kastemer pertama,
malah ditinggal pergi sendirian aku.
890
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:19,875
Aku ya takut, Ndra.
891
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,291
Orang baru pertama lihat genderuwo.
892
00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:25,583
Kalau takut itu,
tidak usah jualan sate gagak.
893
00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:28,083
Jualan takoyaki di pasar malam.
894
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:29,750
Jangan marah, dong.
895
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,833
[Indra] Ya, kalian yang bikin aku marah.
896
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,708
- [musik mencekam]
- Tunggu, apa lagi ini?
897
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:43,625
[gemerisik daun]
898
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,208
- Duit!
- Duit!
899
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,500
[alunan gitar ceria] Duit!
900
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,041
[Anto tertawa]
901
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:58,958
Asli ini?
902
00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,791
Ini berarti kita berhasil.
903
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:03,875
- Iya, ini.
- [Indra teriak girang]
904
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,083
Sepertinya pas ini
sepuluh juta satu tusuk.
905
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:09,875
Ndra, aku lihat kamu tadi
bicara sama dedemitnya.
906
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,291
Kamu mengerti?
907
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,791
- Ya, mengerti.
- Bicara apa dia?
908
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,666
Katanya satenya tidak enak.
909
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,750
[musik mencekam]
910
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,166
Masak sih?
911
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,875
[musik mencekam berhenti]
912
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:21,791
[Dimas] Tapi,
913
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:26,083
genderuwonya kenapa bilang tidak enak, ya?
Apa yang salah?
914
00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,666
[Anto] Ya, tidak tahu.
915
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:30,625
Apa jangan-jangan
satenya belum matang, ya?
916
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,708
- Apa...
- Nah, ini dia.
917
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:38,125
Ada tulisan resep bisa disesuaikan.
918
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,208
Pantas.
919
00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:42,333
Berarti tinggal ditambah bumbu, To?
920
00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:45,125
Nanti kita coba pakai resepku, bagaimana?
921
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,500
Nah.
922
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,500
- Menarik.
- Boleh.
923
00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:49,416
Iya, kan?
924
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,708
Ini ada sepuluh juta, buat modal.
925
00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:57,250
Kita menstok gagak, terus kita bagi tugas.
926
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,125
Aku meracik bumbu.
927
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,125
Aku membeli bahan-bahan di pasar.
928
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,416
Aku percaya sama kalian.
929
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,375
[suara jeda]
930
00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,958
[musik jenaka]
931
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,000
Aku otak-atik di motor.
932
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:11,208
Aku kasih gerobak belakang
biar enak kalau mau membawa barang.
933
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,541
Akur? Berangkat kita?
934
00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,833
[bersama] Berangkat!
935
00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:19,041
Berangkat ke mana, Mas?
936
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,458
Aku khawatir, Mas, sama kamu.
937
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,416
Kamu kukirim pesan tak dijawab.
938
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,125
Kutelepon tidak diangkat.
939
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,541
Kucari di warung tak ada. Kamu lagi apa?
940
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:30,833
Aku...
941
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,625
membantu Pak Slamet.
942
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,541
[Anto] Siapkan warung barunya itu.
943
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,541
Alah.
944
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:40,041
[Anto] Iya, kan, kamu tahu
kalau warung barunya jadi aku yang pegang.
945
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:44,291
Tapi masak buka ponsel,
jawab pesan, angkat telepon,
946
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:45,458
begitu saja tak bisa?
947
00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:50,083
Ya, bisa. Tapi, tak enak sama Pak Slamet.
948
00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:51,666
Orang lain sibuk.
949
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,250
[Anto] Ya, Mas minta maaf.
950
00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:56,541
Kan Mas begini itu buat kamu.
951
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,875
[kesal] Buat kamu.
952
00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:00,458
Begitu saja terus.
953
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,041
Sudah, begini, ya.
954
00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:06,208
Misal, Mas lagi kerja.
955
00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,791
Terus kamu telepon.
956
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,208
Andini kesayanganku.
957
00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:11,416
[alunan gitar] Diam semua!
958
00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:13,458
Hei, Slamet pria lusuh.
959
00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:14,791
Diam kamu!
960
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,708
Aku CEO perusahaan ini.
961
00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,041
Terus kuangkat, kan.
962
00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:21,333
Iya, Dik. Sebentar.
963
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:22,625
Masih ada yang berisik.
964
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,041
Apa tidak dengar perkataanku?
965
00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:28,625
Suatu hari, tukang-tukang yang malu,
sudah tak malu lagi.
966
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,583
Sudah percaya diri dia.
967
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:32,500
Malu, mengerti tidak maksudnya?
968
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,208
- [nada manja]
- Begitu dong, senyum.
969
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:35,791
- Aduh.
- [Andini tertawa]
970
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,083
- Begitu dong senyum.
- [Andini kesal manja]
971
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,291
Mas, meledek aku, ya? Kamu marah-marah.
972
00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:41,791
[tawa Anto]
973
00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,208
[musik romantis]
974
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,458
- Mas.
- [musik menggeloyor]
975
00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:47,625
Kok merem sih?
976
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,291
Biasanya habis cubit, cium. Tidak?
977
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,000
Itu di film-film.
978
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:57,583
Ya, bisa kalau mau seperti di film-film.
979
00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:59,875
Ya? Kita ulang, ya?
980
00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:02,500
Satu, dua, tiga.
981
00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:05,458
[musik romantis lagi]
982
00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:09,125
[kecupan]
983
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,375
[musik jenaka] Agak kasar begitu, ya, Dik.
984
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,166
[tabuhan drum]
985
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,125
[Anto mual]
986
00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:20,291
[Dimas mual]
987
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,458
[mual]
988
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:24,541
[musik berpacu]
989
00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:26,750
Mas.
990
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,041
Kamu cek dulu... barangnya.
991
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:34,000
Bagaimana? Bagus, kan?
992
00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:35,333
[gaok gagak]
993
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,625
- [desing pisau]
- [gelegar guntur]
994
00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,541
[desing gerinda]
995
00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:50,541
[musik berpacu berlanjut]
996
00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:54,708
[gelegar guntur]
997
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,208
[kecupan]
998
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,208
[musik memudar]
999
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:19,000
[bersenandung]
1000
00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,333
Seperti ini saja?
1001
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,250
Tidak aman, loh.
1002
00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:25,208
[mengumpulkan dahak]
1003
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:26,125
[meludah]
1004
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,458
Bajingan. Keluar sini!
1005
00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:31,958
Berterima kasih.
1006
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:33,958
Apa?
1007
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,458
Ini yakin di sini?
1008
00:44:39,541 --> 00:44:41,666
Kenapa tidak di kuburan lagi saja?
1009
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:47,500
Soalnya, tempat ini
sering muncul di siniar horor.
1010
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:51,291
Katanya, tempat ini angker banget.
1011
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:54,125
- Jangan mengarang.
- Memang begitu kok.
1012
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,041
Ini dulu tempat apa sih?
1013
00:44:58,291 --> 00:44:59,125
Kata mbahku,
1014
00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,333
dua puluh tahun yang lalu,
1015
00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:05,458
sebelum pabrik ini berhenti beroperasi,
1016
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:10,916
di sini... banyak energi negatif.
1017
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,125
Itu pabrik apa?
1018
00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,166
Baterai.
1019
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,375
Oalah.
1020
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,291
Tidak lucu.
1021
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:19,291
Ingin jadi komika?
1022
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,958
- Lagi serius.
- Ya, sudah biar cepat selesai. Ayo.
1023
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:41,916
Sumpah, Ndra.
1024
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,750
Sudah dua kali. Masih jelek.
1025
00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:46,666
Ya, sudah, To, yang penting tidak gigit.
1026
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,166
Sudah, ayo.
1027
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,375
Tapi janji, jangan kabur.
1028
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,208
- [Dimas] Iya.
- [Anto] Ya, sudah.
1029
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,416
Sate...
1030
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,750
Sate satu tusuk...
1031
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:58,666
Dua puluh juta.
1032
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,750
Melunjak, To.
1033
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:02,666
Yakin, To.
1034
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,666
Sekalian, sudah telanjang seperti ini.
1035
00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:06,791
Aku bukan penghibur murahan.
1036
00:46:07,541 --> 00:46:08,500
Ayo, cepat.
1037
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,791
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.
1038
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:19,291
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.
1039
00:46:19,916 --> 00:46:23,291
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.
1040
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,708
[bersama] Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.
1041
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:31,583
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.
1042
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:33,500
Itu genderuwo vanila.
1043
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:34,958
Setan.
1044
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,291
Sate.
1045
00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:46,208
Ayo, langsung saja. Prasmanan.
1046
00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:48,208
Iya, To, tidak apa-apa.
1047
00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:49,333
Siapa itu?
1048
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,250
Ampun, Om.
1049
00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:03,041
[denting kilauan gigi]
1050
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,708
Itu yang dia doyan.
1051
00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:07,458
Enak.
1052
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:13,458
Sama, ya. Sama seperti manusia.
1053
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,833
Kalau sisa satu, malu-malu.
1054
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,958
[geraman para setan]
1055
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,166
Datang abangnya.
1056
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,166
Disikat, kan.
1057
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,083
Waduh.
1058
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,333
Sekali suap.
1059
00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:38,541
[derum setan]
1060
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,541
Sesak.
1061
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:43,041
Iya.
1062
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:49,000
[derum]
1063
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,000
Tidak marah.
1064
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:56,958
Tidak marah.
1065
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,750
Itu pasti dia bilang sate ini enak banget.
1066
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:02,666
Sok tahu.
1067
00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:04,791
Keseratan.
1068
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,541
Apa maksudnya?
1069
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,416
Serat. Minum.
1070
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,333
[mengiyakan]
1071
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,250
Satenya habis.
1072
00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:15,541
Oh, iya.
1073
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,333
Ya, tapi...
1074
00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:19,083
Tapi apa, To?
1075
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,708
Tapi kaya!
1076
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:26,666
[terbahak]
1077
00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,458
- Kaya!
- Kaya!
1078
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:30,416
- Kaya!
- Kaya!
1079
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,333
[musik berhenti]
1080
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,708
Ternodai, ternodai.
1081
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:36,375
[musik dangdut ceria mengalun]
1082
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,833
[Pak Kardi] Bu.
1083
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,833
Kok lama banget sih dari tadi?
1084
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,625
Mbak, mengajak COD jauh.
1085
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,458
Nah, ini loh, Mas.
1086
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,250
Haram mart, 100 persen nonhalal.
1087
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:07,875
Tidak ada logo MUI.
1088
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:08,791
Tidak ada.
1089
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:09,958
Mau apa?
1090
00:49:10,041 --> 00:49:12,375
Mau itu. Kabel pengisi daya ori.
1091
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,208
Pengisi daya ori?
1092
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:16,916
Dari macam-macam.
1093
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,041
Ini wangi rasa stroberi.
1094
00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,000
- Saya coba, ya, Mbak.
- Iya.
1095
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,875
Lumayan Kalau yang terlaris, yang mana?
1096
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,750
Banana. Pisang.
1097
00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:28,166
- Saya coba, ya, Mbak.
- Iya.
1098
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:32,125
- Kanan.
- Aduh, kanan.
1099
00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,375
- Sudah.
- Terus.
1100
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:35,750
- Tahan.
- Tahan.
1101
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,666
- Aduh, pusing.
- Saya buka, ya.
1102
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,875
Satu.
1103
00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,291
Dua.
1104
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,208
Tiga.
1105
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:43,000
Ikuti Ibu, loh.
1106
00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,000
Oh, iya.
1107
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,166
Ini siapa sih, Dim?
1108
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,333
Mulai sekarang,
mereka yang akan buat ibu bekerja.
1109
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,583
- Karyawan Ibu.
- Iya.
1110
00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:51,791
- Toko Ibu?
- Ya.
1111
00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:52,708
Aduh!
1112
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,041
Ayo, sekarang jualan semuanya. Ayo.
1113
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,750
[samar promosi para penjual]
1114
00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:07,583
Kenapa tidak dari dulu
merasakan hidup seperti ini?
1115
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:11,583
Banyak uang. Memang enak jadi orang kaya.
1116
00:50:11,666 --> 00:50:12,875
[racauan konstan Indra]
1117
00:50:15,916 --> 00:50:17,041
Lihat itu.
1118
00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:21,791
Kamu kenapa sih?
1119
00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:28,833
[terbata-bata] Ini alat pelemas syaraf.
1120
00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:33,125
Pusing berguna itu.
1121
00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:34,041
To...
1122
00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:37,375
ini perasaanku saja atau bagaimana?
1123
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,708
Aku merasa uangku cepat habis.
1124
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,583
Duitku juga belum cukup untuk mahar.
1125
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,750
Belum biaya nikah, printilan,
biaya gedung, suvenir, aduh.
1126
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:47,708
Ya, sudah.
1127
00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:49,250
Kita ritual lagi saja.
1128
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,541
Ayo, berani aku.
1129
00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:51,458
- Jalan.
- Ayo.
1130
00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:55,166
Berarti besok kita ke pasar
siapkan bahan-bahannya.
1131
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,083
Aku ikut.
1132
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:58,083
Kemari.
1133
00:50:58,166 --> 00:51:00,541
[musik semangat]
1134
00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,916
[Indra meracau]
1135
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:08,208
Bagaimana?
1136
00:51:08,291 --> 00:51:10,625
Kita buat festival jajanan dedemit.
1137
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:16,833
Dedemitnya datang.
1138
00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:18,083
[Anto, Dimas tertawa]
1139
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,208
[musik dangdut]
1140
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,000
Selamat datang di sate, Kakak.
1141
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,916
Langsung ambil antriannya, ya.
1142
00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,125
Jangan rusuh.
1143
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,416
Aman, ya.
1144
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,458
Selamat menikmati.
1145
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,208
[Indra] Terima kasih, Mbak.
1146
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,583
[Anto] Awas, ketagihan.
1147
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:33,958
Selamat menikmati, Mbak.
1148
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,291
Langganan tetap datang.
1149
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:39,875
[geraman genderuwo]
1150
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:44,666
[geraman Indra]
1151
00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:46,541
[keplakan]
1152
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,000
- Apa artinya?
- Dua porsi.
1153
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,583
Dua. Banyak, ya.
1154
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,875
Satunya lagi. Ini satunya...
1155
00:51:57,541 --> 00:51:58,666
[bahasa Inggris] Berikutnya!
1156
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,708
Tingginya.
1157
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,416
- Kasih.
- Selamat menikmati!
1158
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,583
[geraman pocong]
1159
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:05,958
Mas, jangan menyerobot.
1160
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:07,125
[geraman berlanjut]
1161
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,250
Asistennya.
1162
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,500
Selebmit.
1163
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,458
Seleb dedemit.
1164
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:11,708
[Dimas, Indra tertawa]
1165
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,000
[musik mencekam]
1166
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,541
To, sini.
1167
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,583
- Wih.
- Lah.
1168
00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:23,625
Itu makanannya nanti ke mana, ya?
1169
00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:24,541
[musik berlanjut]
1170
00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:25,500
Itu lewat.
1171
00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:27,208
Bablas.
1172
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,875
[Dimas] Enaknya jadi dia
tak bisa usus buntu.
1173
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,666
- [musik berhenti]
- [gaok gagak]
1174
00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,708
[pintu berderit]
1175
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:52,625
[desahan]
1176
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,291
[musik mencekam]
1177
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:10,083
[desau frekuensi radio]
1178
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,333
[bisikan samar-samar]
1179
00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,708
[decit kipas angin]
1180
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:25,791
[Anto berteriak]
1181
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:30,041
[dentang benda bergelinding]
1182
00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:33,083
- [derik benda]
- [desau benda]
1183
00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:36,875
[dengung radio]
1184
00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:43,750
[tawa kecil di radio]
1185
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:45,875
[ketukan pintu]
1186
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,208
[terkesiap]
1187
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:50,833
- Pak Slamet, apa, Pak?
- Apa sih?
1188
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:56,333
Bapak ini kebetulan lewat depan rumahmu.
Terus Bapak mencium bau gosong.
1189
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:58,333
Makanya Bapak mampir.
1190
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,333
Masak apa sih, To?
1191
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,166
Masak telur, Pak.
1192
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,500
- Masak telur saja kok...
- Masak telur, Pak.
1193
00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:08,250
[tanpa suara]
1194
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,208
- Apa, Pak?
- [ketakutan] Itu apa?
1195
00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:11,625
Itu!
1196
00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:12,541
Apa?
1197
00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:13,666
Itu apa sih?
1198
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,375
Beling, To. Beling itu.
1199
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,625
Oalah, Beling. Aku kira ada yang bahaya.
1200
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:21,833
Beling bahaya, To.
1201
00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:23,291
Kalau terkena kakimu.
1202
00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:25,416
Tertusuk, terus berdarah.
1203
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,083
Terus, jalannya jinjit begini.
1204
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,875
Malah seperti balerina.
1205
00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:31,916
Bapak pamit dulu.
1206
00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:37,833
[musik misterius mengalun]
1207
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,666
Permisi, Mas. Cari siapa, ya?
1208
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,500
- Mas?
- Panggil saya Abah Budi.
1209
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,208
[tabuhan drum]
1210
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:56,416
Tapi sepertinya,
1211
00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:59,250
Anda terlalu muda kalau dipanggil abah.
1212
00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:00,375
[desutan Abah Budi]
1213
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,541
Menjadi tua itu pasti.
1214
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,625
Menjadi dewasa itu pilihan.
1215
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,458
[nada sinis] Iya, lah.
1216
00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:12,083
Maksudnya, sedang apa di depan rumah saya?
1217
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,458
Mas?
1218
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,708
Sedang apa di depan rumah saya, Bah?
1219
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,208
Tadi saya lewat di sini.
1220
00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:24,583
Saya mencium aroma gosong.
1221
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:25,791
Oh.
1222
00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,083
Saya masak telur gosong.
1223
00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,083
- Telur? Yakin telur?
- Iya.
1224
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,916
- Bukan ubi bakar?
- Bukan.
1225
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:33,416
Masak buat siapa?
1226
00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,166
Ya, buat saya. Mau buat siapa lagi?
1227
00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:38,375
[napas tertahan]
1228
00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:42,625
- [efek suara cuitan]
- Barangkali buat yang lain.
1229
00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:45,291
Rumahmu ini ramai banget, ya.
1230
00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:47,666
- [kokok ayam]
- [embik kambing]
1231
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:48,625
Ramai apa?
1232
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:51,125
Tadi, rumahmu aku foto.
1233
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,791
[musik misterius]
Yang kecil-kecil ini namanya ops,
1234
00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:58,875
dan kalau menurut abah ini
energinya sangat negatif.
1235
00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,208
Yang di mana kalau mereka ini bersatu,
1236
00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,666
mereka akan membentuk makhluk metafisika...
1237
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,958
yang kita sebut dengan dedemit.
1238
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,958
Sepertinya ada yang aneh dengan rumah ini.
1239
00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:13,708
Aneh apa, Bah?
1240
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,625
Zaman sudah canggih
masih percaya takhayul.
1241
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,416
Begini saja.
1242
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,625
Ini buat kamu.
1243
00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:23,708
Suatu saat jika butuh...
1244
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:24,791
[hentakan musik mencekam]
1245
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:26,416
...kamu langsung hubungi Abah.
1246
00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:38,750
- [Abah teriak]
- [dengung starter]
1247
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:39,666
Apa, Bah?
1248
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,208
Pompa bensin di mana, ya?
1249
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:44,041
[hentakan musik keras]
1250
00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:50,416
Kita anggap ini ritual terakhir.
1251
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,666
Sebentar.
1252
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,166
Kok terakhir?
1253
00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:56,541
Padahal aku sudah mulai menikmati.
1254
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,500
Siapa tahu kita bisa jualan produk lain?
1255
00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,416
Memang kamu mau jualan apa lagi?
1256
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,125
Itu.
1257
00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:05,750
- [alunan gitar jenaka]
- Sate gagak beku.
1258
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,208
Matcha kembang setaman.
1259
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,833
- Satu lagi yang pamungkas.
- Apa itu?
1260
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:11,875
Gagak keprek level 35.
1261
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,916
Pedasnya sampai setan bilang aku bertobat.
1262
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,125
[Dimas, Indra tertawa]
1263
00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:19,541
Satu gigitan berasa masuk akhirat.
1264
00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,166
- [Dimas, Indra tertawa]
- Ya, itu.
1265
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,083
Perasaanku tidak enak.
1266
00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:27,250
Di rumahku mulai ada gangguan.
Memang kalian tidak?
1267
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:32,083
Sebenarnya aku sering dapat bisikan.
1268
00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:33,833
Ya, aku juga.
1269
00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:36,375
Sering mimpi buruk
dikejar-kejar dedemit minta sate.
1270
00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:37,791
- Nah, kan.
- Tapi dia mampir,
1271
00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,000
namanya risiko pekerjaan.
1272
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:43,750
Seperti ini saja,
malam ini kita minta yang banyak.
1273
00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,208
Satu tusuk 50 juta.
1274
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,541
Oke?
1275
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,333
- Oke.
- Oke.
1276
00:57:48,416 --> 00:57:49,916
Ayo, sudah. Siap-siap, ya.
1277
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:52,583
Satu.
1278
00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:56,000
- Dua.
- [musik penuh semangat]
1279
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:57,833
[hentakan baju]
1280
00:57:57,916 --> 00:58:00,041
[bersama] Sate. Satu tusuk
1281
00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:01,250
lima puluh juta.
1282
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,458
Sate. Satu tusuk 50 juta.
1283
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:06,666
Sate...
1284
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:07,583
[debam pintu]
1285
00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:11,583
[deru angin]
1286
00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:26,666
[musik mencekam]
1287
00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:31,250
[pocong] Sate!
1288
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,500
Ayo.
1289
00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:37,416
Sate.
1290
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,333
Ayo, ini.
1291
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:40,416
Sate.
1292
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:44,625
Sate.
1293
00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,166
Sate.
1294
00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:49,875
[sorak sate para dedemit]
1295
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:56,583
[geraman genderuwo]
1296
00:58:57,208 --> 00:58:59,416
Mari merapat. Jangan takut.
1297
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:02,000
Segera nikmati sate gagak kami.
1298
00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:05,291
Daging-daging ini diolah
oleh koki berpengalaman.
1299
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,125
Koki Anto, 28 tahun.
1300
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:09,375
Ayo, silakan.
1301
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,458
[musik semangat]
1302
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:21,666
Anto yang sudah 30 tahun berkarier
1303
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,500
di kapal tak berpenumpang. Ayo!
1304
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:27,416
Ayo. Walaupun masih muda,
tapi dia sudah berpengalaman lama.
1305
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,916
Silakan.
1306
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,500
[musik berlanjut]
1307
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,291
Bagaimana satenya?
1308
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,333
- [Indra] Mantap?
- Ya.
1309
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,208
Atas nama siapa?
1310
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,375
Maaf, ya.
1311
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:47,625
Cantik banget. Sayang, sudah mati.
1312
00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,000
Kalau masih hidup pasti jadi DJ dia.
1313
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,541
[Anto] Pikiranmu. Berikutnya!
1314
00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:54,875
Seperti kenal?
1315
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,875
[Dimas terperanjat]
1316
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,250
[Indra] Bapak yang di jembatan.
1317
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,333
[geraman genderuwo]
1318
01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:04,083
[kunyahan daging]
1319
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,625
Ini berdua pasangan?
1320
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,000
Kalau punya anak jadi apa, ya?
1321
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,291
- [Dimas] Kuntul.
- [berdesut]
1322
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:12,416
Kuntilanak tuyul.
1323
01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:15,375
[kerincing]
1324
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:18,208
[emosi tanpa suara]
1325
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000
[musik berhenti]
1326
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,500
Satenya habis. Bagaimana?
1327
01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,875
Ya, bagaimana?
1328
01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:30,875
- Kamu hitung?
- Tutup.
1329
01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:32,916
- Maksudnya?
- Tapi kita sudah untung banyak.
1330
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,916
Ya, sudah.
1331
01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:37,958
Dedemit sekalian.
1332
01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:40,000
Mohon maaf satenya habis.
1333
01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:42,791
Ya, tapi tenang saja.
1334
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,666
Minggu depan datang lagi, ya.
1335
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:46,916
Malam Jumat. Kita sedia...
1336
01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,958
[berbisik] Tidak.
[normal] Kita sediakan lebih banyak lagi
1337
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,166
dan bawa uang lebih banyak, ya.
1338
01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,708
[debuk meja] Sate!
1339
01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:00,208
Sate.
1340
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:01,958
Kukira sendiri.
1341
01:01:02,541 --> 01:01:03,375
Sate.
1342
01:01:04,541 --> 01:01:05,541
Sate.
1343
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,958
[Dimas] Sudah makan semua, kan?
1344
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:12,500
Tenang. Perhatian,
saudara-saudaraku yang berbahagia.
1345
01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:14,708
Semua bisa dibicarakan, Saudara-Saudara.
1346
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:20,166
Saudara jangan memprovokasi, ya.
Jangan sampai membuat keributan kecil.
1347
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,958
Ingat! Ingat, ya! Tenang!
1348
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,541
[Indra berteriak]
1349
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:25,083
Ada yang pingsan!
1350
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:26,416
Medik!
1351
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:28,458
Medik!
1352
01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,166
Barang.
1353
01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:42,625
Semuanya sudah.
1354
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,333
Masuk.
1355
01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:49,666
Cepat.
1356
01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,916
[Indra] Mereka mengamuk.
Gara-gara kehabisan sate.
1357
01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:04,208
Ya, tapi, kan kita memang
membawa stoknya segitu.
1358
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:06,541
Tapi ada dedemit yang minta tambahan tadi.
1359
01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,916
Kamu ketagihan.
1360
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,500
Bagaimana kalau disuruh dagang terus?
1361
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,208
To, Ndra. Sebentar.
1362
01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:21,500
Kita kaya!
1363
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:22,541
Kaya!
1364
01:02:22,625 --> 01:02:24,875
- [semua tertawa]
- [musik gembira]
1365
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,458
Aku menikah!
1366
01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,583
PENGANTIN BARU
1367
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,291
Yang ini, batu apa ini?
1368
01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,166
Ini batu koko.
1369
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,750
Batu koko? Baju koko, maksudnya.
1370
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,041
Bercanda batu jadi baju, begitu?
1371
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,166
Ayo, silakan dicoba.
1372
01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,041
Mau menagih, kan?
1373
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,250
Jangan rebutan ini. Dibagi.
1374
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:52,416
Ini bonus buat kalian.
1375
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,083
Ini stoknya aku order
langsung dari luar negeri, Bu.
1376
01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,875
Luar biasa kamu, Nak.
1377
01:02:57,958 --> 01:02:58,875
Kan anak Ibu.
1378
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:00,541
Iya, dong.
1379
01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,125
Bangga Ibu.
1380
01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,416
Ini lagi jualan stok terbaru Ibu.
1381
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,500
[tanpa suara]
1382
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,083
[geraman genderuwo] Sate.
1383
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:20,166
Sudah, sana pergi!
1384
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,000
Mengotori sini, kamu.
1385
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,708
Dikira penangkaran genderuwo.
1386
01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:27,041
[musik mencekam]
1387
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:30,166
Ayo, Mas. Jadinya yang mana?
1388
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,583
Sate.
1389
01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,708
[gagak bergaok]
1390
01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,041
Sate.
1391
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:46,208
[tergagap] Bu, aku... [meracau]
1392
01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:48,625
Hei!
1393
01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:50,833
Apa sih ini bocah?
1394
01:03:58,750 --> 01:03:59,875
Senyum-senyum.
1395
01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:01,583
Ini, Dik.
1396
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,416
Ya.
1397
01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:05,750
{\an8}Apa itu, Mas?
1398
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:08,250
Ini buat warteg. Logonya.
1399
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:12,125
Tapi kalau kamu punya saran, ide, boleh.
1400
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,750
- Mas.
- Ya?
1401
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:22,166
Pokoknya, apa pun yang Mas Anto kerjakan,
1402
01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:26,916
selama itu halal, aku pasti dukung,
1403
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,208
Dan Mas Anto harus ingat,
1404
01:04:30,791 --> 01:04:34,333
kalau mengerjakan sesuatu harus dari hati.
1405
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:35,750
Sama harus jujur.
1406
01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:37,583
Ya, Mas?
1407
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,375
Mas.
1408
01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:41,375
[Anto terperangah]
1409
01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:43,541
Kok diam, sih?
1410
01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:44,625
Tidak apa.
1411
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,166
Maksudnya itu,
1412
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:51,416
Mas terharu kamu selalu dukung Mas.
1413
01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:53,000
Terima kasih, ya.
1414
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,458
[melodi gitar sendu]
1415
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,333
- Mas.
- Ya?
1416
01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:01,291
Tapi, seperti aneh tidak.
1417
01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:03,416
Seperti tak menyangka begitu.
1418
01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:08,291
Seperti kemarin kita baru pacaran.
1419
01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:13,291
Terus, sekarang tiba-tiba
sudah tinggal bersama.
1420
01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:16,125
Di sini, di rumah ini.
1421
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,541
Tak menyangka begitu.
1422
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:20,375
Iya, kan?
1423
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,458
Aku sudah mengira ya.
1424
01:05:21,541 --> 01:05:23,375
- [decak Andini tak percaya]
- Capai, Dik.
1425
01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:26,333
Kamu seperti tak suka aku di sini.
1426
01:05:26,416 --> 01:05:27,916
Pergilah. Aku takkan menginjakkan...
1427
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,500
Jangan sentuh layar, Andini. Aku...
1428
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,041
- [musik jenaka]
- Apa sih?
1429
01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,750
Jangan sentuh aku!
1430
01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:34,291
Ya, bercanda.
1431
01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,333
Bercanda terus.
1432
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,083
Ya.
1433
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:45,750
Maksudnya itu,
aku bangga begitu, Mas, sama kamu.
1434
01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:49,791
Aku senang kamu sudah memperjuangkan kita,
1435
01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:53,666
dan yang paling senangnya lagi,
1436
01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:57,208
kamu berhasil, Mas.
1437
01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,458
Kamu tepati janjimu. Terima kasih ya, Mas.
1438
01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:03,416
[dengkus]
1439
01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:05,125
Ya.
1440
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:07,333
Ini kan semua buat kamu.
1441
01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:10,041
[musik romantis]
1442
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,791
- Mas.
- Apa?
1443
01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:16,250
Dilihat orang.
1444
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,375
Orang apa? Sepi.
1445
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,500
- [nada kecewa] Tidak jadi.
- [musik jenaka]
1446
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,458
- Tinggal disosor saja, Mas.
- Iya, kelamaan.
1447
01:06:23,541 --> 01:06:26,125
Begini ini. [kecupan]
1448
01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:27,333
Kelamaan, Mas.
1449
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,333
- Siapa kamu?
- Tukang galon.
1450
01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:30,708
[alunan gitar jenaka]
1451
01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:32,875
- Kelamaan.
- [Anto terperanjat]
1452
01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:34,666
Kok aneh.
1453
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,541
Lounge.
1454
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,416
Saatnya Anto, ya.
1455
01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:48,125
Pak Slamet.
1456
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,958
Indra. Hei.
1457
01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:55,625
Sebentar, kamu dandan seperti ini
malah seperti penjinak kobra.
1458
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:56,666
Penjinak kobra.
1459
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,583
Kobranya mana?
1460
01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:00,250
- Ini.
- [Indra berdesis]
1461
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,416
- Habis sudah, Pak?
- [pria] Sudah, Pak.
1462
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,958
Tambah lagi. Gratis hari ini.
1463
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,791
Don. Aman, Don?
1464
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,625
Keren, ya, Anto.
1465
01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:17,291
Ya.
1466
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:20,291
Tapi itu... inilah gunanya teman.
1467
01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,541
Saling dukung cari rezeki bersama.
1468
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:25,833
Yang penting halal, kan.
1469
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,000
[satu petikan gitar]
1470
01:07:27,666 --> 01:07:29,000
Ya, halal, Pak.
1471
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:30,750
Itu Anto.
1472
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:31,666
[berteriak] To!
1473
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:32,750
Kekencangan.
1474
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,541
[pria] Anto.
1475
01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,708
- Pengusaha.
- Kolega.
1476
01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:38,041
Pak Slamet.
1477
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,916
To. Masyaallah.
1478
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,291
Bapak bangga sama kamu, To.
1479
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,458
Iya, kan, belajar dari Pak Slamet.
1480
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,375
Kau benar-benar pekerja keras.
1481
01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:51,000
- Iya, Pak.
- To.
1482
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:53,375
{\an8}Ini, kami berdua juga punya ucapan.
1483
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,416
Terima kasih ya. Ini...
[suara kecil] ucapan.
1484
01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,208
Suaramu kenapa?
1485
01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:58,125
Ini kecil.
1486
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,125
- Kalau yang itu?
- [suara besar] Ucapan!
1487
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,291
[suara kecil] Ucapan.
1488
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:02,875
[semua tertawa]
1489
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:04,916
Bapak juga punya.
1490
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,666
Apa itu, Pak?
1491
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,125
Usapan.
1492
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,041
{\an8}Makan dulu.
1493
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:11,958
Masih boleh?
1494
01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,083
- Aman ya?
- Silakan.
1495
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,750
Oseng tokek masih ada?
1496
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,791
- Tidak lihat, To.
- Makan, Pak.
1497
01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,583
- Bu.
- [Bu Imas bergumam]
1498
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:23,583
Bapak mana?
1499
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,791
Oh, iya.
1500
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,875
Tadi pesan kalau tak bisa ke sini.
1501
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,916
Biasa, lihat pekerjaan.
1502
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,458
Ada perumahan baru.
1503
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,833
Bapakmu, kan, mandor.
1504
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,625
Tambah, Bu, itu masih...
1505
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:35,250
Iya, nanti tambah.
1506
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:36,708
Dik.
1507
01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:40,375
- Bu, ini anaknya senyum-senyum.
- Hamil?
1508
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:42,750
[dengkus] Kenapa?
1509
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:46,583
[petikan gitar ceria]
1510
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,333
Kamu hamil?
1511
01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:52,916
Aduh.
1512
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,708
Istriku hamil!
1513
01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:55,625
Ada apa?
1514
01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:56,541
Andini hamil!
1515
01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:57,833
[semua kegirangan]
1516
01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:00,875
Benar laki-laki.
1517
01:09:00,958 --> 01:09:01,833
Asyik.
1518
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,416
Punya cucu.
1519
01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,333
- Hamil!
- Hamil!
1520
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:12,250
Kenapa, Nak?
1521
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:13,166
Din.
1522
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,250
[musik menegangkan]
1523
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:15,916
Ke rumah sakit, To.
1524
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,333
Jangan sampai Andini kenapa-kenapa.
Ke rumah sakit.
1525
01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:20,166
- Titip wartegnya.
- Aman, To.
1526
01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,375
Beri kabar ya, To.
1527
01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:26,083
[musik menegangkan]
1528
01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,125
[Dimas membaca mantra]
1529
01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,041
Kenapa malah buat mainan?
1530
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,958
Ini benda keramat. Buat kamu tidak cocok.
1531
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:38,875
Kembalikan!
1532
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,875
Nanti diamuk mbahku bagaimana.
1533
01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:43,500
Kembalikan! Taruh!
1534
01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:44,458
[berdesis]
1535
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:45,875
Ini saja.
1536
01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,458
[desis berlanjut]
1537
01:09:47,541 --> 01:09:48,750
[getaran ponsel]
1538
01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:53,708
Ya?
1539
01:09:53,791 --> 01:09:54,750
Bagaimana, To?
1540
01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:55,875
Aman?
1541
01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:56,958
[Indra bergumam]
1542
01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,250
Ini masih sama Dimas.
1543
01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:01,041
Iya.
1544
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,541
Warung sudah kututup.
1545
01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:03,666
Iya.
1546
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:04,750
Aman.
1547
01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:07,416
[mengiyakan]
1548
01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:09,875
Siap!
1549
01:10:09,958 --> 01:10:10,791
Iya.
1550
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:12,958
Bagaimana Andini?
1551
01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:15,375
Katanya, Andini tidak apa-apa.
1552
01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:17,500
Cuma butuh istirahat saja.
1553
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,958
Sekarang sudah di rumah semua.
1554
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:20,958
Ya, sudah.
1555
01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:24,208
Tapi, Ndra.
1556
01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,500
Bicara soal rumah, ya.
1557
01:10:28,166 --> 01:10:29,208
Aku merasa di rumah...
1558
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,666
seperti tidak enak begitu.
1559
01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:36,375
Merasa seperti dilihat dedemit.
1560
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,750
Di rumah terasa tidak, Ndra?
1561
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:42,041
Yang tenang.
1562
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:46,500
Kata mbahku, dedemit itu
tak akan menyakiti manusia.
1563
01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:47,416
[tabuhan drum]
1564
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,500
[tabuhan berhenti]
1565
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:53,625
[dentingan keras]
1566
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:55,541
[erangan]
1567
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,083
[desahan bergema] Sate.
1568
01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:03,333
[napas tertahan]
1569
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:05,875
Sate.
1570
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:09,166
Sate.
1571
01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:14,083
Sate.
1572
01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,666
[pekikan] Sate!
1573
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:30,000
Kenapa ketakutan?
1574
01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:31,750
Tenang!
1575
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:33,333
Sudah.
1576
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:34,583
Ada apa?
1577
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,125
Mimpi buruk, Mas.
1578
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,666
Apa?
1579
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:39,833
Tadi...
1580
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,750
Tadi di sini... banyak dedemit, Mas.
1581
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,250
Di situ. Terus...
1582
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,333
Di sini, di situ.
1583
01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,666
Sampai di sini, Mas.
1584
01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:52,041
Tidak ada itu. Tidak ada.
1585
01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:53,083
Mimpinya apa?
1586
01:11:54,541 --> 01:11:55,375
Mimpinya...
1587
01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:57,708
mereka minta...
1588
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,250
minta sate, Mas.
1589
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:02,666
[musik mencekam]
1590
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:04,666
- Sate?
- Sate.
1591
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,083
- [Indra] To, Anto.
- [Dimas] To.
1592
01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,208
Untung rambutku tak rusak, ya.
1593
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
- To!
- Wih.
1594
01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:17,083
Mengenang masa lalu.
1595
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:19,541
Ingat, tidak, ini pas SD?
1596
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:22,583
Setelah pelajaran olahraga, lompat jauh.
1597
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:23,958
Aku lompat...
1598
01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:24,958
injak tahi kucing.
1599
01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,250
[terbahak]
1600
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,416
Sekelas bau tahi.
1601
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,000
[terbahak]
1602
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,375
Aku yang BAB di sana.
1603
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,541
Kok bisa tahimu di sana?
1604
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:35,791
Kamu BAB di sana?
1605
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:38,250
Ya, kan, aku sudah kebelet.
Toiletnya jauh, Dim.
1606
01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:39,750
Oalah!
1607
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,416
To. Tahinya Indra ternyata, To.
1608
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:45,458
Aku mau taubat.
Aku tak mau ritual sate gagak lagi.
1609
01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:47,208
To!
1610
01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:48,125
Kenapa, To?
1611
01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:49,625
Iya, To.
1612
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,791
Cerita, To. Kenapa?
1613
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,791
Andini diganggu dedemit.
1614
01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:53,708
Apa?
1615
01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:55,916
Kok bisa?
1616
01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:00,625
Sepertinya mereka menagih kita
untuk dagang lagi.
1617
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:03,750
Oalah! Aku kira, apa?
1618
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:05,416
Ya, bagus dong berarti.
1619
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,541
Sate kita viral di dunia dedemit.
1620
01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:08,625
Nanti malam kita ritual.
1621
01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:10,458
- Beres!
- Benar, To.
1622
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,291
Benar bagaimana?
1623
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:16,416
Lah, kan, kita tahu pekerjaan kita apa.
1624
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,875
Risikonya apa.
1625
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,875
Diganggu dedemit, kan, biasa.
1626
01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:22,208
- Apa?
- Biasa, To.
1627
01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:24,541
Biasa matamu!
1628
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,375
Andini hamil, Dim.
1629
01:13:26,916 --> 01:13:29,083
Kalau ada apa-apa
pada calon bayiku, bagaimana?
1630
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,541
Tapi, kondisi Andini
bagaimana sekarang, To?
1631
01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,541
Sekarang dia takut sendiri.
Minta ditemani terus.
1632
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,666
To.
1633
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,291
Masa mau berhenti, To?
1634
01:13:46,541 --> 01:13:48,708
Pikirkan nasibmu, anakmu.
1635
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,500
Butuh biaya besar.
1636
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:53,833
Iya, To.
1637
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:55,916
Sebenarnya,
1638
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,375
sayang juga, To, kalau berhenti sekarang.
1639
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,750
Solusinya cuma satu, To.
1640
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,333
Kita ritual, beres.
1641
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,416
Justru itu yang mereka mau, Dimas.
1642
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:09,500
Kalau kita ritual lagi,
kita jadi budak dedemit.
1643
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,416
Memangnya kenapa?
1644
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:14,000
- Memangnya kamu apa? Budak juga, kan?
- Kamu bilang apa?
1645
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,416
Aku salah tidak, To?
1646
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,333
Ndra. Aku salah?
1647
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:17,333
Sudah.
1648
01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:19,625
- [dentang kaleng]
- Wih.
1649
01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,083
To. Ingat, To.
1650
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:23,750
Ingat.
1651
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,041
Kamu bisa menikah.
1652
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,958
Punya rumah. Punya segalanya.
1653
01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:30,875
Gara-gara apa?
1654
01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:31,875
Ritual.
1655
01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:36,250
Kalau kamu miskin,
anakmu mau dikasih makan apa?
1656
01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:38,625
Makan, ya, tinggal makan!
1657
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,375
Yang penting tidak makan uang haram.
1658
01:14:40,458 --> 01:14:43,125
[sorakan sinis] Bajingan!
1659
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:44,208
Kamu bajingan, To.
1660
01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:46,875
Sudah punya semuanya baru bilang haram.
1661
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:47,791
Munafik!
1662
01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:50,500
Dim, jangan bicara seperti itu.
1663
01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:51,750
Anto ini temanmu.
1664
01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:54,166
Teman apa? Teman tahi seperti ini!
1665
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:56,458
Saat susah, mendatangi kita sendiri.
1666
01:14:56,541 --> 01:14:58,625
Saat senang, membela wanita tahi itu!
1667
01:14:58,708 --> 01:14:59,541
Bajingan, anjing!
1668
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,333
Dari tadi bicara,
kau dengar tidak, goblok?
1669
01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:02,375
Jangan bentak aku!
1670
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:05,500
Itu makanya Andani
sama anakku diganggu dedemit!
1671
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:06,833
To.
1672
01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:07,791
Goblok!
1673
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,791
Kalau mau ritual, pergi sana!
1674
01:15:09,875 --> 01:15:11,625
- Yang sabar.
- [Dimas] Iya, aku ritual!
1675
01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:13,500
Aku ritual sama Indra!
1676
01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:15,125
Kenapa?
1677
01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,041
Kalau bukan karena bumbuku, ramai satemu?
1678
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,250
Laku satemu itu?
1679
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,583
Merasa paling tenar sekarang!
1680
01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:20,916
Iya!
1681
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,375
Aku buktikan, To!
1682
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,458
Kamu ini pecundang! Miskin!
1683
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:27,916
Sudah sini, percaya sama aku!
1684
01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:30,166
Goblok!
1685
01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:31,833
Tak tahu diri!
1686
01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:33,833
- Anto, Dim.
- Sudah!
1687
01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:39,375
Minuman, enam mendatar depan huruf...
1688
01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:41,625
A.
1689
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,500
ASI.
1690
01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:47,791
A...
1691
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,958
SI. Kurang banyak.
1692
01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:51,958
Ini.
1693
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:54,958
Nah, ini. Angsle.
1694
01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,375
Pak.
1695
01:15:58,458 --> 01:15:59,291
Apa, Bu?
1696
01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,666
Aku kangen sama Andini.
1697
01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:03,791
Ya, tinggal telepon, Bu.
1698
01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:06,458
Aku ingin main di rumah Andini.
1699
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:08,875
[alunan gitar jenaka]
1700
01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:11,291
Kenapa main di rumah Andini, Bu?
1701
01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,583
Main di sini saja. Mumpung sepi.
1702
01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,625
Diajak omong tidak jelas.
1703
01:16:16,708 --> 01:16:19,000
Andini itu kan lagi hamil.
1704
01:16:19,916 --> 01:16:22,708
Aku khawatir. Andini tidak terurus.
1705
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,041
Anto, kan, lagi sibuk.
1706
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:27,750
Ya, sudah.
1707
01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:30,541
Nanti malam kita main
ke rumah Andini, ya, Bu.
1708
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:32,500
Ya.
1709
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,958
Sudahlah, Bu. Tidak usah khawatir.
1710
01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:41,791
Bapak yakin Anto bakal jaga anak kita
dengan baik, ya.
1711
01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:42,708
Iya.
1712
01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:47,750
Sabar, Dik.
1713
01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:50,291
[Andini merintih]
1714
01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,833
Ini. [berdesut]
1715
01:16:55,041 --> 01:16:57,666
Tenang saja. Ini ada Mas.
1716
01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:02,416
[bisikan menenangkan]
1717
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,750
[ketukan pintu]
1718
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:04,875
[rintihan berlanjut]
1719
01:17:07,875 --> 01:17:09,666
Bah.
1720
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:10,958
Tolong istri saya, Bah.
1721
01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:15,125
Akhirnya, kamu butuh bantuanku.
1722
01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,416
Ya.
1723
01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:17,333
[tarikan napas]
1724
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:20,166
Dari awal,
1725
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,375
saya sudah tahu
kalau rumah ini bau gosong.
1726
01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,791
Iya, ayo.
1727
01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:26,083
Bau dedemit.
1728
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:27,666
Ya, ayo, istri saya.
1729
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:31,000
Sebentar, semua energinya negatif.
1730
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,208
Apa?
1731
01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:34,208
Mau berkali-kali kamu pindah rumah,
1732
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:36,291
dia akan tetap mengejar kamu.
1733
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:37,916
Iya, ayo, baik.
1734
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:38,833
Sebentar.
1735
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:39,958
Apa?
1736
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,833
Istrimu mana?
1737
01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,708
Makanya, di dalam. Di kamar, ayo.
1738
01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:44,625
Oh, iya, ya.
1739
01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,666
[hentakan musik]
1740
01:17:57,416 --> 01:17:58,291
[musik mengejutkan]
1741
01:17:58,375 --> 01:17:59,416
[pocong menggeram]
1742
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,041
Coba jelaskan.
1743
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
Pesugihan apa yang sudah kamu lakukan?
1744
01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:12,541
Sate gagak, Bah.
1745
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,541
Tapi saya terpaksa, Bah. Saya butuh.
1746
01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,791
Saya sudah menduga itu.
1747
01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:22,791
Seharusnya, sebagai manusia,
1748
01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:24,916
jika menginginkan sesuatu...
1749
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,416
kamu memohon kepada Sang Pencipta.
1750
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:32,041
Bukan malah minta
pada dedemit rendahan seperti mereka.
1751
01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:34,083
[musik mencekam]
1752
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:40,083
Bah. Apa pun akan saya lakukan, Bah.
1753
01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:42,416
Yang penting,
istri sama calon anak saya selamat, Bah.
1754
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:48,416
Kamu harus melakukan
ritual pembakaran harta.
1755
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,833
Membakar sebagian harta
1756
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:52,375
yang sudah kamu dapatkan
dari pesugihan tersebut.
1757
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,750
Sebagai simbol pembersihan.
1758
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,500
[membaca mantra]
1759
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:15,833
Itu hanya bersifat sementara.
Nanti malam kita lakukan ritualnya.
1760
01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:21,416
Sekarang, kamu siapkan
wadah untuk pembakaran.
1761
01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,625
Lilin, air, dan juga daun kelor.
1762
01:19:25,708 --> 01:19:26,541
Siap, Bah.
1763
01:19:27,041 --> 01:19:27,875
Itu saja?
1764
01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,041
Belum. Ada lagi.
1765
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,083
Nasi kuning.
1766
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,125
Ayam kampung.
1767
01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:34,166
Paha sebelah kiri, tiga potong.
1768
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,166
Itu buat apa?
1769
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,541
[nada kecewa]
1770
01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:43,125
[perut keroncongan]
1771
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,208
Kamu dengar sesuatu?
1772
01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:45,875
- [dentingan]
- Apa itu, Bah?
1773
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,166
Dengar kerucuk-kerucuk?
1774
01:19:48,916 --> 01:19:50,875
Asam lambungku naik. Aku lapar.
1775
01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:52,666
Ternyata lapar saja.
1776
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,958
Kalau tidak mau ya sudah,
orang aku mau berantem sama dedemit.
1777
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,541
Tidak kamu siapkan tenaganya,
1778
01:19:57,625 --> 01:19:58,750
aku kan butuh kalori.
1779
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,500
- Aku siapkan.
- Kamu tidak kelihatan.
1780
01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,333
Aku seperti ini, kamu tidak tahu.
1781
01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:03,541
[hentakan musik lemah]
1782
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:04,500
[gemericik air]
1783
01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:12,958
Kita pakai resepnya Anto?
1784
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,333
Tidak!
1785
01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:18,291
Ini aku bikin resep sendiri.
Pasti lebih enak dari punya Anto.
1786
01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,958
Terus bumbu sama bahannya apa saja?
1787
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,666
Kuanggap orang biasa.
1788
01:20:25,375 --> 01:20:26,458
Ini pasti lebih enak.
1789
01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:29,500
Pakai merica, garam,
bawang merah, bawang putih.
1790
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,250
Tomat, santan, air.
1791
01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:33,500
Loh kok pakai santan sama air?
1792
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,125
Kita mau bikin tongseng gagak?
1793
01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,166
Ini inovasi.
1794
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,208
Biar kita tidak ketergantungan sama Anto.
1795
01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,375
Sudah. Menurut saja sama aku.
1796
01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:42,875
[pelan] Kurang yakin aku.
1797
01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:45,208
Ndra...
1798
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:48,375
Kita minta yang mahal, ya.
Satu tusuk, 200 juta.
1799
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:52,500
Ya, kemahalan, Dim. Seratus saja.
1800
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:56,083
Genapkan saja 200, kalau 100 tanggung.
1801
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,208
Ya, sudah tengahnya saja.
1802
01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:02,041
Seratus lima puluh.
1803
01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:05,541
Yang beli, kan, dedemit.
1804
01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,375
Kenapa kamu yang menawar?
1805
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,166
Bakar baranya.
1806
01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:16,916
Sate, satu tusuk 200 juta.
1807
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:20,916
Sate, satu tusuk 200 juta.
1808
01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:27,416
[guntur bersahutan]
1809
01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,625
Dik.
1810
01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:37,916
Bah. Ini, Bah.
1811
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,541
- Dik.
- [Abah Budi] Tenang saja.
1812
01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:40,916
[suara guntur]
1813
01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,791
Lilinnya.
1814
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:45,750
Ini semua adalah simbol pembersihan.
1815
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:49,916
Di hatimu harus ikhlas
melepaskan semuanya.
1816
01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:51,583
Iya,
1817
01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:52,500
[Abah Budi] Ini.
1818
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,125
Kamu harus bakar ini.
1819
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,916
Biarkan api kembali ke api.
1820
01:21:58,625 --> 01:21:59,458
Selayaknya.
1821
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,416
[membaca mantra]
1822
01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:03,500
Maksudnya apa?
1823
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,583
Tidak tahu. Ramai di TikTok begitu.
1824
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:07,333
Banyak duitnya.
1825
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,500
Ayo, kita ke sana.
1826
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:12,958
[suara guntur]
1827
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,583
[gagak bergaok]
1828
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,500
Pak. Ayo, Pak. Cepat, Pak.
1829
01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:23,416
Sebentar, Bu.
1830
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,125
Kan capai dorong motor.
1831
01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:27,000
Pakai habis bensin lagi.
1832
01:22:27,083 --> 01:22:27,916
[gagak bergaok]
1833
01:22:29,708 --> 01:22:30,541
Pak.
1834
01:22:31,791 --> 01:22:33,875
Kok banyak burung gagak, ya?
1835
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:35,708
Iya, Bu.
1836
01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:38,166
Banyak burung gagak.
1837
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,333
- [hentakan musik keras]
- Pak!
1838
01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:45,000
Kok burungmu banyak banget?
1839
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,125
Iya, Bu.
1840
01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:49,250
Aku kok seperti Limbad, ya.
1841
01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:51,916
[gesekan korek api]
1842
01:22:53,083 --> 01:22:54,208
[gemuruh guntur]
1843
01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:59,208
Andini.
1844
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,208
- Badannya panas banget, Pak.
- Ya, Allah.
1845
01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:03,666
To!
1846
01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:05,708
- Waduh.
- [Abah] Siapa itu?
1847
01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:06,750
Orang tua Andini.
1848
01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:07,833
Kamu tenangkan dulu.
1849
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,583
Pak. Bu.
1850
01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:11,791
Andini kenapa, To?
1851
01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,250
Anu... Apa... Ini...
1852
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,083
Nanti saya jelaskan,
tapi biar kami selesaikan dulu ya, Pak.
1853
01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:17,875
[hentakan musik keras]
1854
01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:19,125
[geraman Andini]
1855
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,541
Bah!
1856
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:24,500
[Abah Budi] Rahayu!
1857
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,125
Anak ini tidak salah!
1858
01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,041
Pergi!
1859
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,791
[musik intensitas tinggi]
1860
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,125
Segera lakukan.
1861
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,208
- Andini!
- Pak.
1862
01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:36,958
[geraman Andini]
1863
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:38,541
[musik intensitas tinggi]
1864
01:23:38,625 --> 01:23:39,625
[gesekan korek api]
1865
01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:40,625
Tidak bisa, Bah.
1866
01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,791
- Andini.
- [Anto] Tak bisa.
1867
01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,916
To. Kamu mengaku.
1868
01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,875
Sepertinya, kamu tidak sendirian, ya?
1869
01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:51,875
Di mana mereka sekarang?
1870
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,833
Ini Mbah, minumnya.
1871
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,000
Selamat menikmati.
1872
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,666
[bahasa Inggris] Nikmati hidupmu!
1873
01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:11,000
[Dimas terkekeh]
1874
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:12,666
Ramai, kan?
1875
01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:14,375
Apa kubilang?
1876
01:24:14,916 --> 01:24:17,500
Resepku pasti disukai dedemit ini.
1877
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:25,458
[ponsel bergetar]
1878
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,666
Anto.
1879
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:29,750
Halo, To.
1880
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,000
Apa?
1881
01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:32,916
Bakar harta?
1882
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,625
Iya.
1883
01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:36,583
Iya.
1884
01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:38,208
Iya, aku sekarang ke sana.
1885
01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:47,500
Sudah, kita berhenti jualan.
Kita harus ke Anto.
1886
01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,500
Tak sudi!
1887
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,208
Sudah, tak usah pikirkan Anto.
1888
01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,416
Kita fokus jualan
biar duit kita makin banyak.
1889
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,333
[suara keras] Dim!
1890
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:59,000
Tidak semua itu tentang duit!
1891
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,708
Banyak yang cuma mau jadi kaya.
1892
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,166
Kamu serakah dari awal!
1893
01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,083
Rasakan ini!
1894
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:04,083
[erangan]
1895
01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:05,750
[dedemit mual]
1896
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:06,708
[hentakan musik]
1897
01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:08,833
[dedemit mual, muntah]
1898
01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:11,625
Ada apa, Pelanggan?
1899
01:25:11,708 --> 01:25:13,750
[mual, muntah berlanjut]
1900
01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,250
[semua dedemit mual, muntah]
1901
01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:23,583
Sabar.
1902
01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:26,083
Medik! Tolong, medik!
1903
01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:27,541
Dihitung tidak, Ndra?
1904
01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:28,458
Kenapa, Ndra?
1905
01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:32,125
Hei! Kenapa semuanya?
1906
01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:34,541
Kenapa ini?
1907
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:36,916
Sabar. Sebentar.
1908
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,541
Bisa? Ini kenapa, Ndra?
1909
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,083
Ndra, dia mau pergi.
1910
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:42,791
Bos, mau ke mana?
1911
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,791
- [geraman]
- Bos?
1912
01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:45,708
Bayar dulu, Bos, kalau habis makan.
1913
01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:46,958
Bos, uangku, Bos!
1914
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:47,875
Bayar!
1915
01:25:49,583 --> 01:25:50,750
Bapak ke mana?
1916
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,916
Bajingan!
1917
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,458
Uangku mana, uangku?
1918
01:25:54,541 --> 01:25:56,375
Hei! Bayar!
1919
01:25:56,458 --> 01:25:57,333
Bajingan!
1920
01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:58,708
Ndra, bagaimana kita?
1921
01:25:58,791 --> 01:25:59,875
[Dimas berteriak]
1922
01:25:59,958 --> 01:26:01,291
Ndra! Bagaimana, Ndra?
1923
01:26:02,416 --> 01:26:03,291
Bajingan.
1924
01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,625
[Dimas terengah-engah]
1925
01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:08,791
Ini sudah tak beres idemu.
1926
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:13,125
Pokoknya, aku mau ke tempat Anto.
1927
01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:16,000
Kamu ikut atau tidak, aku tak peduli!
1928
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:16,958
Itu urusanmu!
1929
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,916
- [musik mencekam]
- [geraman Andini]
1930
01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,208
Bah, bagaimana?
1931
01:26:25,291 --> 01:26:26,125
Cah Ayu.
1932
01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:27,666
[Abah Budi] Aku tahu kau siapa saja.
1933
01:26:28,333 --> 01:26:29,333
[teriakan mantra]
1934
01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,208
Pergilah kalian!
1935
01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:32,875
- [guntur]
- [musik mencekam berhenti]
1936
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:33,791
Andini.
1937
01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:36,083
[Pak Kardi] Nak.
1938
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,125
[Bu Imas] Nak.
1939
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:41,500
[musik menenangkan]
1940
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:42,500
Nak.
1941
01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:45,583
- Pak.
- Nak.
1942
01:26:47,625 --> 01:26:49,458
- Iya, ibu.
- Bu.
1943
01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:51,583
Mas.
1944
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:55,291
Aku mimpi buruk lagi, Mas.
1945
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:56,833
Iya.
1946
01:26:56,916 --> 01:26:58,833
Bah, tadi istriku tak apa-apa, kan?
1947
01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:00,250
Tidak apa-apa.
1948
01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:03,416
Istrimu sempat ditawan dedemit.
1949
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,000
Apa? Dedemit?
1950
01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:07,333
To. Jelaskan apa ini?
1951
01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:09,000
Iya, nanti saya jelaskan, Pak.
1952
01:27:09,083 --> 01:27:09,958
[Bu Imas] Sekarang!
1953
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:12,541
Aku butuh penjelasannya sekarang!
1954
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:14,000
[hentakan musik keras]
1955
01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:16,833
Mas, ini apa, Mas?
1956
01:27:16,916 --> 01:27:18,458
To. Apa ini, To?
1957
01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:21,750
- [Bu Imas] To!
- To, apa ini?
1958
01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:26,958
[Abah Budi berteriak]
1959
01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:28,708
[jeritan misterius]
1960
01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:29,875
[suara porak-poranda]
1961
01:27:31,541 --> 01:27:32,375
[geraman]
1962
01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,000
[bunyi barang pecah]
1963
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:34,916
[Pak Kardi] Setan!
1964
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:39,000
Aku takut, Pak.
1965
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,166
[Abah Budi berteriak]
1966
01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:44,583
[gaduh berhenti]
1967
01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:45,500
Mas!
1968
01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,458
[suara mendesing]
1969
01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:51,375
[Bu Imas menggeram]
1970
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,833
[dentuman musik]
1971
01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:55,625
[Bu Imas] Sate.
1972
01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:57,833
Sate.
1973
01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,583
[hentakan musik]
1974
01:27:59,666 --> 01:28:00,750
[geraman] Sate.
1975
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:02,791
- Ibu?
- Bu!
1976
01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:03,916
[Pak Kardi, Andini] Bu.
1977
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,375
Sate.
1978
01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:06,291
Bu.
1979
01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,208
Aku yang kesurupan, Bu.
1980
01:28:08,291 --> 01:28:10,791
[pura-pura] Aku minta soto pakai emping.
1981
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,791
[gagak bergaok]
1982
01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:18,750
[Andini] Ibu.
1983
01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:20,208
[gaokan gagak berlanjut]
1984
01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:21,125
Bu.
1985
01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:22,875
Bu.
1986
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:23,791
Sate.
1987
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:25,875
Sate.
1988
01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:27,291
Sate.
1989
01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,000
Dedemit, pergi!
1990
01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:31,375
Dedemit, pergi! Dedemit, manut!
1991
01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:32,875
[hentakan drum]
1992
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,333
Mas Budi?
1993
01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:41,541
[geram Bu Imas]
1994
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,000
- Kamu, ya.
- Iya.
1995
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,500
Mbah Jati bagaimana kabarnya? Sehat, kan?
1996
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:47,208
Alhamdulillah sehat juga.
1997
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:49,416
- [Bu Imas menggeram]
- [Anto berteriak]
1998
01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:53,166
Mas Budi ini muridnya Mbah Jati.
1999
01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:54,083
[Anto] Tolong!
2000
01:28:54,791 --> 01:28:56,375
[debuk pukulan]
2001
01:28:57,291 --> 01:28:58,833
Ini kenapa pada ke sini?
2002
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,458
Ditelepon Anto.
Katanya suruh ikut ritual bakar harta.
2003
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,958
- [debuk pukulan]
- [teriakan Anto]
2004
01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:08,791
Untung Anto telepon aku.
2005
01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,125
Ayo, coba.
2006
01:29:11,208 --> 01:29:12,500
To!
2007
01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,500
Anto!
2008
01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:17,708
- To.
- To.
2009
01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:18,666
[geram Bu Imas]
2010
01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:20,916
Jangan!
2011
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,125
Dim, pergi!
2012
01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:24,125
[geraman Bu Imas]
2013
01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:26,666
- Bagaimana ini, Bah?
- Sini.
2014
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:35,666
Aku takut kalau semakin pagi,
kalian celaka.
2015
01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:38,125
- Mas.
- Iya, Dik.
2016
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:39,333
- [Andini] Mas.
- Iya.
2017
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,333
Ini sebenarnya ada apa sih?
2018
01:29:41,416 --> 01:29:43,958
Sabar. Nanti kujelaskan, ya.
2019
01:29:44,041 --> 01:29:45,083
Ayo, To. Fokus, To.
2020
01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:46,208
Ini tidak bisa, Bah.
2021
01:29:46,291 --> 01:29:47,291
[Dimas] To!
2022
01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:48,458
[hentakan musik]
2023
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,000
Dim.
2024
01:29:52,208 --> 01:29:53,083
Tolong.
2025
01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:54,875
[geram Bu Imas]
2026
01:29:56,875 --> 01:29:57,875
Bu. Jangan, Bu.
2027
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,458
[Indra] Mas Budi!
2028
01:30:01,541 --> 01:30:02,583
[Bu Imas menggeram]
2029
01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:06,166
Dedemit pergi! Dedemit manut!
2030
01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:08,208
[geram Bu Imas]
2031
01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:12,958
To, cepat lakukan, To!
2032
01:30:13,625 --> 01:30:14,750
Tunggu, korek apinya habis.
2033
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:20,500
Ndra, halangi pintu depan
pakai garam sekarang.
2034
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,458
Ayo, Dim.
2035
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,041
Harus bersamaan!
2036
01:30:26,666 --> 01:30:29,166
[Dimas, Indra berteriak]
2037
01:30:33,458 --> 01:30:35,041
Sate.
2038
01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:40,458
Pintar.
2039
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,708
Jangan.
2040
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:51,916
[terkekeh]
2041
01:30:53,416 --> 01:30:56,000
[berteriak]
2042
01:30:58,083 --> 01:31:01,208
To, cepat, To!
Tenagaku sudah mau habis, To!
2043
01:31:01,291 --> 01:31:02,541
[geram Bu Imas berlanjut]
2044
01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:11,041
Mbak Kunti...
2045
01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:14,208
Ini mulutmu tak terurus. Sikat gigi, dong.
2046
01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:16,541
Bu. Ibu!
2047
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,083
Bu.
2048
01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:19,458
Itu Mas Anto, Bu.
2049
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:20,708
Tak peduli.
2050
01:31:20,791 --> 01:31:21,625
Bu.
2051
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:23,875
Mas Anto.
2052
01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:28,791
Ibu!
2053
01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:29,875
Bakar, To!
2054
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,875
To! Bakar, To!
2055
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:34,750
[percikan api]
2056
01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,458
[suara kobaran api]
2057
01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:40,875
[Anto terengah-engah]
2058
01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:44,916
[geraman Bu Imas]
2059
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,791
[dedemit berteriak]
2060
01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,208
Tolong.
2061
01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,625
Aku pulang kalau begini. Ampun!
2062
01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:04,791
[Pak Kardi pura-pura kesurupan]
2063
01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:06,958
Soto.
2064
01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,041
Soto!
2065
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,250
[Pak Kardi] Aku suka...
2066
01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:13,291
Soto.
2067
01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:16,333
Pak, kesurupannya sudah.
2068
01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:18,208
Sudah, ya?
2069
01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,375
Saya kira masih, Mas.
2070
01:32:23,250 --> 01:32:24,291
Bu.
2071
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:26,375
[musik menenangkan]
2072
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,125
Jadi, selama ini...
2073
01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:38,541
semua yang kamu kasih
buat aku sama calon anakmu itu
2074
01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:39,583
hasil pesugihan, Mas?
2075
01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:42,541
Tega kamu, ya!
2076
01:32:43,916 --> 01:32:44,750
To!
2077
01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:47,000
Kamu mau jelaskan apa, To?
2078
01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:50,000
Kok bisa kamu ambil
jalan pintas seperti ini?
2079
01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:52,625
Kok tak berpikir kamu, To!
2080
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,041
Apa yang kamu lakukan ini
akan memakan korban!
2081
01:32:57,541 --> 01:32:58,833
Bapak kecewa sama kamu, To.
2082
01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:02,416
Padahal Bapak yakin kamu itu orang baik.
2083
01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:05,833
Minta maaf, Pak.
2084
01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:08,958
Saya terpaksa.
Saya takut kehilangan Andini, Pak.
2085
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,958
Takut kehilangan Andini?
2086
01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:14,500
Kamu tak takut berurusan dengan dedemit.
2087
01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:17,041
Kamu memang tidak pantas sama Andini!
2088
01:33:17,666 --> 01:33:19,083
[Bu Imas] Kembalikan Andini!
2089
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:21,000
- [Bu Imas] Aku masih sanggup mengurus.
- Bu.
2090
01:33:21,541 --> 01:33:22,708
Sebaiknya kalian cerai!
2091
01:33:22,791 --> 01:33:23,958
Bu. Ampun, Bu. Jangan.
2092
01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:24,958
Bu.
2093
01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:28,916
Bu. Andini lagi hamil, Bu.
2094
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,416
Ini, Andini mengandung cucumu, Bu.
2095
01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:35,125
[kesal] Cucu!
2096
01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:37,000
Mau Ibu punya cucu dedemit?
2097
01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:38,041
Imas Indriyani!
2098
01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:42,166
Aku mengerti Anto memang salah.
2099
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:45,458
Tapi kalau omong jangan sembarangan!
2100
01:33:46,791 --> 01:33:49,791
Seumur kamu boleh, Bu,
semena-mena sama aku.
2101
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,500
Tapi jangan semena-mena sama cucu kita!
2102
01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:56,875
Semua ini terjadi
gara-gara tuntutanmu yang tak masuk akal!
2103
01:33:59,250 --> 01:34:02,625
[Pak Kardi] Dunia berputar
bukan cuma buat kamu saja, Bu.
2104
01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:05,208
Semua orang berhak berbahagia.
2105
01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,750
Semua orang!
2106
01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,750
Dengan caranya masing-masing.
2107
01:34:09,541 --> 01:34:11,500
Ya, termasuk Anto dan Andini.
2108
01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:13,083
[teriak] Paham?
2109
01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:16,583
Pak. Bu.
2110
01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:19,666
Mohon maaf.
2111
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,958
Saya janji, Bu, Pak.
2112
01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:23,541
Tak mau lagi. Takkan diulangi lagi.
2113
01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:25,833
Saya janji jadi suami
yang bertanggung jawab.
2114
01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:26,875
Ya, Dik, ya.
2115
01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:29,166
Aku lakukan ini terpaksa, Dik.
Aku sayang kamu.
2116
01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:31,333
Itu buat anak kita, ya.
2117
01:34:43,791 --> 01:34:46,333
[musik sendu]
2118
01:35:10,541 --> 01:35:12,541
[musik memudar]
2119
01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:20,291
[lagu "Komedi Romantis" mengalun]
2120
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:30,750
[Anto] Orang itu kalau lagi kepepet
2121
01:35:30,833 --> 01:35:33,958
gampang sekali tergoda
sama yang namanya jalan pintas.
2122
01:35:34,541 --> 01:35:37,458
Apalagi kalau sudah ada
iming-iming duit banyak,
2123
01:35:37,541 --> 01:35:40,708
kaya mendadak, sampai dipuji-puji orang.
2124
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,750
Lupa kalau semua itu tak ada yang instan.
2125
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,375
Tapi, ya, begitu.
2126
01:35:47,458 --> 01:35:49,500
Hidupmu selalu ada misterinya.
2127
01:35:50,041 --> 01:35:52,583
Yang instan pasti ada akibatnya.
2128
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:59,583
♪ Gelap sisi sembunyi ♪
2129
01:36:03,583 --> 01:36:10,500
♪ Kugadaikan yakinku untuk cinta ♪
2130
01:36:11,458 --> 01:36:16,875
♪ Dan kau yakin bersamanya ♪
2131
01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:22,541
♪ Kau pernah membuatku ♪
2132
01:36:23,625 --> 01:36:28,208
[Anto] Ingat, kalau mau berhasil
harus lewat usaha dan kerja keras.
2133
01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:30,333
Sama yang paling penting
2134
01:36:30,416 --> 01:36:33,875
Jangan lupa bersyukur
dengan hasil apa pun yang kita dapat.
2135
01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:40,708
♪ Inikah komedi romantis ♪
2136
01:36:44,666 --> 01:36:45,500
[Dimas] Iya, ya.
2137
01:36:46,083 --> 01:36:48,375
Maksud baik juga harus dibarengi
dengan tindakan baik.
2138
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,083
Jangan cuma demi mendapat pengakuan.
2139
01:36:51,583 --> 01:36:52,916
Demi dapat pujian.
2140
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,208
Demi dapat perhatian.
2141
01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:57,083
Kita menggunakan cara-cara sembarangan.
2142
01:36:58,125 --> 01:36:58,958
Jadi, sadar...
2143
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:02,583
kalau semuanya tak hanya bisa
dinilai dengan nominal.
2144
01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:07,125
Bu, maafkan anakmu.
2145
01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:09,250
Aku salah mengambil keputusan.
2146
01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:12,958
Kupikir dengan cara ini
bisa buat Ibu bahagia.
2147
01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:13,875
Dimas.
2148
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:16,416
Ingat...
2149
01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:20,833
Maafmu Ibu terima.
2150
01:37:24,666 --> 01:37:26,500
Ibu cuma butuh kamu.
2151
01:37:29,083 --> 01:37:30,875
Bukan uang kamu.
2152
01:37:33,791 --> 01:37:38,958
♪ Inikah komedi romantis ♪
2153
01:37:39,041 --> 01:37:40,583
Di dunia ini,
2154
01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:43,958
Ibu cuma punya kamu.
2155
01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:52,000
♪ Terang yang tak pasti ♪
2156
01:37:54,208 --> 01:37:56,583
[Indra] Namanya manusia, ya, begitu.
2157
01:37:57,291 --> 01:37:58,916
Memang gampang sekali kena goda.
2158
01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,375
Apalagi zaman sekarang.
2159
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,208
Segala hal harus dicek lagi kebenarannya.
2160
01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:10,291
Tak ada kata aman
kalau sudah coba yang namanya pesugihan.
2161
01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:12,708
Lagi pula,
2162
01:38:12,791 --> 01:38:15,166
cuma orang goblok
yang mau pakai pesugihan.
2163
01:38:16,333 --> 01:38:18,833
Ya, seperti aku begini.
2164
01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:20,166
Goblok.
2165
01:38:20,708 --> 01:38:21,541
Jelek.
2166
01:38:22,291 --> 01:38:23,375
Jelek sekali bahkan.
2167
01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:32,833
{\an8}Ndra.
2168
01:38:32,916 --> 01:38:33,750
{\an8}Apa?
2169
01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,208
Cepat. Itu ditunggu.
2170
01:38:35,291 --> 01:38:36,916
Ini sudah jadi, kok.
2171
01:38:37,625 --> 01:38:39,500
Mas, sudah jadi es tehnya. Ini.
2172
01:38:41,041 --> 01:38:42,458
[berbisik] Kamu yang antar.
2173
01:38:42,541 --> 01:38:46,041
Jangan diambil sendiri, Mas.
Orang diantar begini kok diambil sendiri.
2174
01:38:46,125 --> 01:38:46,958
Ini.
2175
01:38:47,041 --> 01:38:48,125
Cakep.
2176
01:38:48,208 --> 01:38:49,541
- Silakan.
- Ya.
2177
01:38:53,250 --> 01:38:54,083
Dik.
2178
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:56,333
Istirahat di rumah saja.
2179
01:38:56,833 --> 01:38:58,125
Kasihan bayinya.
2180
01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:00,458
Tidak mau.
2181
01:39:01,416 --> 01:39:05,333
Pokoknya, aku temani kamu jualan di sini.
2182
01:39:07,041 --> 01:39:10,833
Pokoknya sampai kamu
ketahuan pesugihan lagi...
2183
01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,208
Ini.
2184
01:39:13,416 --> 01:39:14,375
[gemeretak patah]
2185
01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:15,458
[suara kecil] Patah.
2186
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,083
Tidak.
2187
01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:18,583
- Yakin?
- Ya.
2188
01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:22,416
Iya. Duduk, Dik.
2189
01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:24,208
Sudah. Kasihan bayinya.
2190
01:39:25,083 --> 01:39:26,583
Di sini boleh, tapi duduk.
2191
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:28,541
Hati-hati.
2192
01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:42,666
[musik misterius]
2193
01:39:42,750 --> 01:39:43,583
Bah.
2194
01:39:44,750 --> 01:39:47,500
To. Sate 100 tusuk.
2195
01:39:49,708 --> 01:39:52,041
Banyak sekali. Buat apa?
2196
01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:53,333
Sajen.
2197
01:39:56,791 --> 01:39:57,750
Cuma bercanda.
2198
01:39:57,833 --> 01:39:59,125
Oalah!
2199
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,666
Jangan kurang ajar kamu.
2200
01:40:02,708 --> 01:40:04,250
Kamu itu aku selamatkan.
2201
01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:06,166
Iya, Abah Budi yang begitu.
2202
01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:07,791
Di rumah lagi ada acara keluarga.
2203
01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:08,958
Aku kasih bonus.
2204
01:40:09,041 --> 01:40:10,708
- Berapa?
- Bungkusnya.
2205
01:40:10,791 --> 01:40:12,416
[berdua tertawa]
2206
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:14,375
- Tidak lucu.
- Aku siapkan.
2207
01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,500
[musik mencekam]
2208
01:40:20,958 --> 01:40:23,875
Setan memang tidak pernah menyerah
menggoda manusia.
2209
01:40:27,541 --> 01:40:29,583
- Apa, Bah?
- Tidak apa-apa.
2210
01:40:30,125 --> 01:40:31,375
Duduk. Aku siapkan.
2211
01:40:43,041 --> 01:40:43,875
[gagak bergaok]
2212
01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:50,833
[menyanyi sumbang Ojo Dibandingke]
2213
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,583
[lagu asli Ojo Dibandingke]
2214
01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:21,583
{\an8}Soal sepele,
seperti tidak pernah bawa motor saja.
2215
01:41:21,666 --> 01:41:24,000
Heh, goblok!
2216
01:41:24,083 --> 01:41:25,291
Seperti ini caranya.
2217
01:41:28,916 --> 01:41:29,750
[terkekeh]
2218
01:41:31,375 --> 01:41:33,125
[suara pintu diguncang]
2219
01:41:38,916 --> 01:41:41,500
Allahu Akbar.
2220
01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:46,083
[bersenandung]
2221
01:41:46,166 --> 01:41:48,666
Bumi gonjang-ganjing.
2222
01:41:48,750 --> 01:41:53,583
[meniru suara kendang]
2223
01:41:59,125 --> 01:41:59,958
Cut!
2224
01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:01,333
Cut!
2225
01:42:02,333 --> 01:42:04,875
[mengaduh]
2226
01:42:06,416 --> 01:42:07,250
Dim!
2227
01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:08,666
To!
2228
01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:10,875
Ambulans!
2229
01:42:11,583 --> 01:42:12,416
Jangan.
2230
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:13,875
[terbahak]
2231
01:42:13,958 --> 01:42:15,541
- Sekarang...
- Bau, anjing.
2232
01:42:16,125 --> 01:42:17,458
Selamat menikmati.
2233
01:42:17,541 --> 01:42:19,458
- [kertak papan seluncur]
- Jangan rusuh, Mbak.
2234
01:42:19,541 --> 01:42:21,666
Tenang semuanya selamat. Aman, ya.
2235
01:42:21,750 --> 01:42:23,291
Bagaimana satenya?
2236
01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,208
Mantap.
2237
01:42:25,083 --> 01:42:26,125
Pasti, Teman.
2238
01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,041
[musik dangdut]
2239
01:42:29,583 --> 01:42:30,416
[tepuk tangan]
2240
01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:31,375
Mantap.
2241
01:42:31,458 --> 01:42:34,500
Aku dihajar kuntilanak,
kamu tidak tahu apa.
2242
01:42:34,583 --> 01:42:35,583
Jangan mengantuk.
2243
01:42:36,083 --> 01:42:36,916
Apa itu?
2244
01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:38,625
Apa itu, Bah?
2245
01:42:38,708 --> 01:42:39,750
Ada serangan.
2246
01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:41,916
- Serangan apa?
- [bahasa Inggris] Serangan balik.
2247
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:43,083
Dari Bahrain?
2248
01:42:43,541 --> 01:42:44,750
Ponaryo Astaman.
2249
01:42:45,333 --> 01:42:46,166
Arwahnya.
2250
01:42:46,708 --> 01:42:47,541
Masih hidup, Bah.
2251
01:42:47,625 --> 01:42:49,375
[terbahak]
2252
01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:54,875
[meracau]
2253
01:42:56,041 --> 01:42:56,875
Ya, sudah.
2254
01:42:56,958 --> 01:43:01,500
Aku pelintir dirimu. Pelintir.
2255
01:43:01,708 --> 01:43:05,708
[meracau berlanjut]
2256
01:43:05,791 --> 01:43:07,291
Bah. Tolong, Bah!
2257
01:43:07,375 --> 01:43:08,208
Bah!
2258
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:09,750
Mau ke mana, woi?
2259
01:43:10,333 --> 01:43:11,875
[bergeram]
2260
01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:20,750
[pintu lemari berderit]
2261
01:43:25,750 --> 01:43:26,666
Eh.
2262
01:43:27,708 --> 01:43:31,250
Nah, ajian raga sukma.
2263
01:43:31,333 --> 01:43:33,875
Kemampuan melepaskan jiwa
dari tubuh fisik.
2264
01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:34,958
Cocok.
2265
01:43:35,041 --> 01:43:36,583
Kalau aku tidak bisa balik bagaimana?
2266
01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:38,583
Andini sendirian. Sedih.
2267
01:43:38,666 --> 01:43:40,791
- Tenang ada aku.
- Justru karena ada kamu.
2268
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:44,291
Nah, ini.
2269
01:43:44,375 --> 01:43:45,625
Ajian Lima Daya.
2270
01:43:45,708 --> 01:43:48,083
Ilmu yang membuat seseorang kebal
terhadap kematian.
2271
01:43:48,166 --> 01:43:49,541
- Kokoh.
- Asoi.
2272
01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:51,458
Kamu tidak mau mati pengen jadi apa?
2273
01:43:51,541 --> 01:43:52,375
Angry Bird?
2274
01:43:52,458 --> 01:43:54,375
Mati, hidup lagi.
2275
01:43:54,958 --> 01:43:57,375
- Coba.
- [meniru suara Angry Bird]
2276
01:43:57,458 --> 01:43:59,125
- Lagi.
- [meniru Angry Bird]
2277
01:43:59,208 --> 01:44:01,791
- Terakhir sekali.
- [meracau]
2278
01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:05,583
Nah, ini.
2279
01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,333
Buku harianku tersayang,
2280
01:44:07,416 --> 01:44:09,708
sore itu hujan turun deras sekali.
2281
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:12,625
- Tante Mawar, bukan nama sebenar...
- [desutan]
2282
01:44:12,708 --> 01:44:13,916
Cerita jorok mbahmu.
2283
01:44:14,333 --> 01:44:15,875
- Datang dengan...
- [desutan]
2284
01:44:16,916 --> 01:44:19,458
Mbahmu laki-laki lajang.
2285
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:21,083
[meniru suara Angry Bird]
2286
01:44:30,166 --> 01:44:32,416
[suara petikan gitar]