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{\an8}<i>♪ Jelas berbeda bila dibandingkan ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Tak ada yang bisa kupamerkan ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Aku tak sanggup bila tak bekerja ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Jujur apa adanya ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Siapa yang tak sakit hati? ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Sudah menemani sejauh ini ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Namun, semuanya tak berarti ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Tak ada harganya ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>Bajingan!</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Orang begini kok dibanding-bandingkan? ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Kalau bersaing ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Ya, pasti kalah ♪</i>

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{\an8}To!

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{\an8}- Itu temannya, Mas?
- Iya, Pak.

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{\an8}<i>♪ Mengejarmu, ya, ku tak mampu ♪</i>

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Ndra. Ayo, Ndra!

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Hei,
apa ini main tarik-tarik saja?

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Pasti modus.

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Maksudmu apa sama istriku?

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Aku bacok kepalamu!

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Tidak sengaja, Pak.

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Kamu kenapa sama istri orang?

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Aku kira dia itu kamu tadi.

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Anto bagaimana ini?

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Penting.

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Kita tarik bersama.

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Iya, sudah.

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Pak. Tolong ya, Pak.

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Bakal ramai ini.

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Viral.

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To!

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- Ayo.
- Ayo.

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Kita sayang kamu. Ayo, sini.

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Turun, Mas.

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Benar dia mau bunuh diri.

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Mas. Tolong, Mas!

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Ini kakiku.

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Hei, jangan tarik kantongku!

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Jangan tarik!

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- Ayo.
- Ayo.

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Buruan.

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{\an8}To, kamu kenapa tadi?

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Orang, kok, diacuhkan.

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Hei, To!

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To!

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- Woi!
- Apa, sih?

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Mau apa di jembatan hampir bunuh diri.

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Jangan goblok, To.

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- Aku...
- Kata mbahku,

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orang bunuh diri itu
tak mungkin masuk surga.

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- Siapa...
- To, lihat muka Indra.

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Dia tetap bertahan hidup
walaupun mukanya seperti mayat.

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Maksudmu, apa?

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Siapa yang mau bunuh diri?

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Aku jernihkan pikiran saja.

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Menjernihkan pikiran apa
sampai berdiri di jembatan?

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Orang tuanya Andini.

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Bu Imas, minta aku menikah.

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Andini hamil, To?

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Tidak. Bu Imas...

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Bu Imas yang hamil, To?

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Ya, ampun, anak ini ngawur sekali.

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Makan ini!

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Ya, Pak?

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Ya. Sabar, Pak.

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Ini dua langkah lagi sampai.

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Siap. Siap, Pak.

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Bingung.

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Makan siang, Bro. Lauknya banyak.

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Apa itu?

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Ini, To.

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Cuma perkedel, kan?

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Di bawah nasi ini,

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apa?

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To...

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Ini...

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Ayamnya kedinginan, To, aku selimuti.

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Ya, ampun, Dim.

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Usaha teman masih dicuri saja.

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Moralmu di mana?

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Moral.

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Kantong.

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Di kantongmu.

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Oalah!

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Maling teriak maling.

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Oalah!

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Najis.

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Masuk sendiri ke kantong.

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- Tidak bisa aku cegah.
- Sana.

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Kan, ini belum ada lauknya.

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Sudah.

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Makan apa seperti ini.

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Heh!

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Tidak bayar lagi, kan?

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To.

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Kamu niat kerja atau tidak, To?

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Kerja, kok, telat terus.

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To!

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Iya, Pak.

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Bapak bicara tidak didengar.

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Pak, saya kan...

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sudah lama kerja di sini.

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Ya, saya tahu.

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Kamu sudah lama ikut Bapak.

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Saya bisa minta tolong tidak, Pak?

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Minta tolong apa?

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Mau pinjam uang.

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Oalah, To.

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Mau pinjam berapa?

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Seratus lima puluh juta.

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Matamu, To!

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Seratus lima puluh juta!

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Kamu tidak lihat?

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Warung lagi sepi seperti ini!

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Ya, yang sabar.

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Bapak sudah punya rencana
ekspansi membuka cabang baru.

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Nanti ini juga buat kamu.
Kamu yang pegang.

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Tapi saya sudah tidak punya waktu, Pak.

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Tapi Bapak sudah tidak punya duit.

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Seratus lima puluh juta.

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Buat apa, To?

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Kok bisa sih, To?

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Kok kamu tak pernah cerita, To?

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Mau sampai kapan...

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kalian kacau seperti ini tidak jelas.

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Kamu niat tidak menikahi anakku Andini?

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Sebenarnya dari dulu
saya sudah ada niat melamar Andini.

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- Ya, tapi, kan...
- Tapi apa?

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- Dar...
- Mau bilang apa?

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Mau bilang apa kamu?

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Tapi apa?

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Tunggu hari baik?

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Tunggu tanggal baik? Tunggu wangsit?

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Tidak jelas!

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Iya kan, Pak?

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Pak!

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Apa sih, Bu?

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Ya, Anto ini diberi tahu!

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Iya, Bu.

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To, kamu tahu tidak?

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Kenapa matahari itu bisa tenggelam?

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Apa?

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Karena sudah sore?

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Salah!

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Matahari itu bisa tenggelam, ya,
gara-gara matahari tidak bisa berenang.

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Ya, Bu?

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- Serius!
- Pak, Bu.

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Misal pernikahannya sederhana...

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Tunggu.

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Enak saja.

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Andini ini anakku satu-satunya.

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Sederhana?

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Tidak bisa.

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Jangan dipaksa.

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Ditabung saja duitmu.

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Duitmu masih sedikit kan?

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Masak menikahi anak orang
dikasih makan warteg terus.

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Bu, kasih saya kesempatan.

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Saya kasih kesempatan satu bulan.

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Lebih dari itu jangan harap
kamu bisa ketemu Andini lagi.

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Sanggup?

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Sanggup.

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Sanggup, Bu.

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Yang sabar, ya, To.

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Bapak maunya kalian berdua bahagia.

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Kalian berdua berniat
menjalankan pernikahan dengan baik.

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- Itu saja...
- Ada yang ketinggalan.

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Dengar ya, To!

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Jangan coba-coba mempermainkan
anak gadisku satu-satunya!

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Awas kamu!

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Bu, sudah kumarahi. Aman!

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- Satu lagi.
- Satu lagi.

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- Mahar.
- Mahar.

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Seratus lima puluh juta.

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Seratus li...

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150 juta, Bu?

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Serius, Bu?

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Seratus lima puluh juta, Bu?

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Satu bulan?

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Yang sabar, To.

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Pasti ada caranya.

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Bagaimana caranya?

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Seratus lima puluh juta hanya satu bulan.

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Kalau gagal,
aku tak bisa ketemu Andini lagi.

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Bagaimana?

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Bagaimana punya duit banyak?

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Aku juga butuh.

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Mau sewa kios.

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Sewa pegawai.

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Begitu itu, aku yang bantu terus.

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<i>Selamat datang, Kakak.</i>

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<i>Silakan dicek keranjang kuningnya.</i>

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<i>Silakan dicek.</i>

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Daster ini bisa dipakai tidur,
main futsal, nonton reog, semuanya bisa.

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Silakan, Kakak.

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Aku mau beli
kabel pengisi daya ponsel ori.

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Apa?

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Ya, namanya kebutuhan orang kan beda-beda.

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Oh, iya.

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Kerja sebentar, tapi duitnya banyak terus.

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Sebentar, tapi banyak ya?

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Begal. Itu langsung ada hasilnya, To.

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Ya, hasilnya ditangkap. Kriminal.

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Iya. Kriminal, ya, To.

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Bagaimana kalau kita jadi model?

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Pas. Tahan.

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Bagaimana, To?

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- Model?
- Iya.

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Kalau aku, sih, bisa.

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Oh, iya.

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Kasihan Dimas, ya, To.

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Sok ganteng.

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Mukamu belakang semua.

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Aku membela kamu, Dim.

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Lama-lama aku pesugihan saja biar kaya.

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To.

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Berkelana?

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Ayo, kalau mau aku temani.

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Bercanda.

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Pesugihan.

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- Bahaya.
- Iya.

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Pesugihan harus pakai tumbal manusia, ya.

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Kata siapa?

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Ada, Ndra,

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pesugihan yang tak pakai tumbal manusia?

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Ya, ada.

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To, ini cucunya Mbah Jati.
Dukun paling sakti sekampung.

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Pasti valid kalau bicara.

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Alah.

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Apa namanya, Ndra?

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Sate gagak.

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Tapi jangan, Dim.

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Walaupun tidak pakai tumbal manusia,
namanya pesugihan itu tetap ada risikonya.

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Risiko apa? Kan, tak ada tumbalnya.

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Pokoknya aku tidak mau.

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To. Bagaimana, To?

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{\an8}- Alah.
- Kita coba sekali, To?

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{\an8}BAYAR UTANGMU DARIPADA
MBAHMU AKU KIRIM KE KAMBOJA.

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Dalam hidup,

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kalau ingin mendapatkan sesuatu
kita harus mengambil risiko.

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Kok berubah?

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Kata mbahku, manusia itu harus berubah
menjadi lebih baik.

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Bagaimana, Dim?

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Ini pintar, tapi tetap jelek.

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Tapi pintar.

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Dik.

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Loh, Mas Anto.

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Mas tidak kerja?

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Kerja, tapi mau beli garam.

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Bu Imas.

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Ibu.

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- Ini disapa Mas Anto.
- Bu.

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Iya.

256
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- Bu Imas.
- Iya.

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Ini pesanan Ibu
yang via telepon tadi pagi, ya.

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Terima kasih, ya, Mas.

259
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,208
Kok banyak sekali, Mas Denny?

260
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Spesial buat Bu Imas.
Penglaris juga buat saya.

261
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,500
Terima kasih.

262
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,750
Mas, mau beli daging juga?

263
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,333
- Anu, saya...
- Tidak mungkin, Mas.

264
00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:42,750
Dia setiap hari makan tempe.

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00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,166
Kadang-kadang mentah saja
dimakan.

266
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,916
Bu, jangan bicara begitu.

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Oh, iya, omong-omong,
kita belum berkenalan.

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Saya Denny.

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Halo.

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00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,416
Iya. Seratus lima puluh juta?

271
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Ambil dong.

272
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Gede itu sapinya.

273
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,458
Ya. Nanti sore saya transfer, ya.

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Terima kasih.

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Maaf.

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Beli sapi lagi, ya, Mas?

277
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,625
Iya, Bu.

278
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,625
Harga spesial, tapi tidak pakai telur.

279
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,500
Mas Denny ini humoris sekali.

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Sudah ganteng, lucu,

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00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,625
sesuai selera saya banget.

282
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,708
Maaf, maksudnya anak saya.

283
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:30,541
Ya, sudah. Bu, Dik, saya izin pamit, ya.

284
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Mas.

285
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,041
Tidak jadi beli garam?

286
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,541
Saya cari saja ke laut, Bu.

287
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Cemplung sana.

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Mas.

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- Mas Anto.
- Mas Denny.

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00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,416
Badannya bisa begini tidak, Mas?

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00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,208
Mbak Imas mau
yang kanan, kiri, atau dua-duanya?

292
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,333
Mas Denny.

293
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,208
Mas Anto.

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00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,666
Mas.

295
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,583
Mas Anto.

296
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,541
Iya, Dik, kenapa?

297
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,708
Mas Anto marah, ya?

298
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,083
Mas.

299
00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:07,000
Aku tidak mau kamu kepikiran.

300
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:13,208
Ya, nanti bisa... pakai uang tabungan aku?

301
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,000
Atau aku kerja serabutan juga tak apa-apa.

302
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:16,916
Apa kita...

303
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,041
kita kawin lari saja, Mas?

304
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,083
Dik. Sudah, kamu...

305
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:23,833
Biar Mas saja yang berusaha.
Kamu cukup doakan Mas.

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00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:24,750
Cukup.

307
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,208
Iya, Mas.

308
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,250
Pokoknya,

309
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,416
aku pasti doakan
yang terbaik buat Mas Anto.

310
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,625
Mas.

311
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,083
Jangan menyerah, ya.

312
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,833
Janji?

313
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,083
Janji.

314
00:14:57,541 --> 00:15:00,125
Mas pasti berusaha untuk mendapatkan kamu.

315
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,166
Terserah Imas-imas itu.

316
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,500
Bau daging kamu, Dik.

317
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,500
Lagi apa ini?

318
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,500
Anu, kelilipan tadi, Bu. Mau aku tiup.

319
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,125
- Iya, Bu.
- Alah!

320
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,333
Alasan!

321
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,291
Ayo, pulang.

322
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,208
Mas.

323
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,833
CINTAKU TERHALANG RESTU ORANGTUAMU

324
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,291
Imas-imas.

325
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,208
Duduk, To.

326
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,083
Kapan kita ritual sate gagak?

327
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,250
Katanya tidak mau. Risiko.

328
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,083
Namanya risiko harus diambil.

329
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,000
Kok berubah, To?

330
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,208
Namanya manusia
harus berubah jadi lebih baik.

331
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,458
Bagaimana caranya?

332
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,375
Ya, tinggal kita bikin
sate pakai daging gagak.

333
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,875
Jual ke dedemit,
kita dapat duit, kaya raya sudah.

334
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,250
Sudah ayo, gas, kapan?

335
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,708
Ya, malam ini bisa,
tapi kita belum punya gagaknya.

336
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,541
Badannya orang biasa.

337
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,250
Aku yang mengatasi.
Tetanggaku punya. Aman pokoknya.

338
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,208
- Aman, ya?
- Aman.

339
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,208
Eh.

340
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,208
Aman apa?

341
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,000
- Kamu apakan temanku?
- Lepas, tidak!

342
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,375
Bayar kapan utangmu?
Bulan ini bengkak.

343
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,833
Mau rumahmu kusita?

344
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,375
Jangan macam-macam
dengan temanku, ya, Mas.

345
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:46,291
Aku...

346
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,166
laporkan ke RT.

347
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:51,750
RT-mu yang itu?

348
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,250
Makanya bayar!

349
00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,750
Makanya bayar!

350
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,833
Aku...

351
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,458
laporkan RW.

352
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:04,916
RW-mu yang itu?

353
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,458
Bayar!

354
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,833
Sekampung kok terlilit pinjol semua.

355
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:14,916
Berapa utangnya?

356
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,583
Delapan puluh lima juta,
total dengan bunga.

357
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,666
Saya kasih kau sampai bulan depan.

358
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,291
Kalau tidak bayar...

359
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,041
Paham?

360
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,750
Awas, jangan macam-macam
sama Peaky Blunder!

361
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,291
Kok bisa, sih, Ndra.

362
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,541
Delapan puluh lima juta!

363
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,166
Aku ditipu.

364
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,666
Aku yang goblok.

365
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,708
Kok bisa?

366
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,291
Bagaimana?

367
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,333
Waktu itu...

368
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,333
aku sendirian di rumah.

369
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,208
Mbah Jati ikut ziarah ke makam wali.

370
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,250
Terus tiba-tiba ada telepon.

371
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,708
Ya, halo.

372
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,416
Iya, benar. Saya cucunya Mbah Jati.

373
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,750
Apa?

374
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,958
Mbah Jati kecelakaan?

375
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,500
Kaki dan tangannya terpisah?

376
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:17,708
Aku disuruh foto KTP
biar bisa bayar rumah sakit.

377
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,583
Ya, aku foto KTP terus kukirim.

378
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:27,541
Ndra.

379
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,125
Mbah!

380
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:31,916
- Mbah Jati!
- Apa?

381
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,416
Bukannya habis kecelakaan?

382
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,750
Kecelakaan apa?

383
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,000
Aku baru pulang,
habis nonton perahu balap.

384
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,916
{\an8}DANA ANDA SUDAH DICAIRKAN

385
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,625
{\an8}PEMBAYARAN PINJAMAN DILAKUKAN
BULAN DEPAN BERIKUT DENGAN BUNGANYA.

386
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,708
Itu data pribadi.

387
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,166
Ndra.

388
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,750
Dasar goblok.

389
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,833
Teledor.

390
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:55,916
Lembab.

391
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,041
Rawa-rawa.

392
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,333
Sarang kelabang.

393
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,500
Dim, itu tak ada hubungannya
dengan penipuan.

394
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,458
Pokoknya, goblok.

395
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,333
Pantas kamu mau ritual.

396
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,708
Iya, To.

397
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:17,375
Soalnya aku sudah mentok.
Makanya, aku ingin ritual ini berhasil.

398
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:21,375
Ya, Dim? To?

399
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:33,916
Mohon maaf, pelan.

400
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,291
Nah, kan.

401
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,166
Dimas di mana, Ndra?

402
00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:47,916
Ya, tidak tahu.
Kita janjiannya ketemu di sini.

403
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750
Ini dulu tempat apa, Ndra?

404
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,333
To.

405
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,291
Kata mbahku,

406
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,500
dua puluh tahun yang lalu,

407
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,666
di sini tinggal
sepasang kakek-nenek tua renta.

408
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:04,083
Tiba-tiba suatu hari, mereka mati bersama.

409
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,000
Kok bisa?

410
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,625
Kecapaian main pingpong di ruang tamu.

411
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,833
Terus, seramnya?

412
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,791
Ya, seram, To.

413
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,500
Tiap malam habis itu ada suara.

414
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,083
He!

415
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,000
Apa?

416
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,541
Kenapa, sih?

417
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,250
Hari ini kamu jadi apa, Dim?

418
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,291
<i>Silakan dicek, Kakak. Semuanya.</i>

419
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,750
Kukira telat.

420
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,750
Itu, loh, bentukannya?

421
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,416
- Ayo.
- Ayo.

422
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,541
Sini, Ndra.

423
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,125
- Apa?
- Sini.

424
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,583
Ya, sudah.

425
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,958
Lah, direkam, Dim?

426
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,000
Iya, To.

427
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,125
Lumayan. Siapa tahu ada penampakan?

428
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,416
Aku unggah terus FYP.

429
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,166
Konten!

430
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,083
- Ini, fokus.
- Iya. Maaf.

431
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,833
To.

432
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,500
Semoga sate gagak ini berhasil, ya.

433
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,791
Ya, kalau berhasil.

434
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,041
Kalau tidak, kesurupan saja, bagaimana?

435
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,708
Ya, kan ikuti kata-kata Indra.

436
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:28,500
Jualan sate gagak, dibeli dedemit,
kita kaya, banyak uang.

437
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,458
Iya, benar itu.

438
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,375
Goblok!

439
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,708
Indra, goblok!

440
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,541
Kalau mau macam-macam, ini, loh, Dimas.

441
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,083
Tidak mau, aku masih muda.

442
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:37,666
Bagaimana?

443
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,000
Pakai baju, Indra!

444
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:43,000
Ya, kan, ini memang syaratnya.
Aku lupa kasih tahu kalian.

445
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,250
Pakai baju, sana, loh!

446
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,375
Pakai baju bagaimana? Coba tengok sekali.

447
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,291
Tidak mau!

448
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,875
Aku dipelototi.

449
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:50,833
Dipelototi apa?

450
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,041
Itu.

451
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,166
Oalah.

452
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,416
Heru!

453
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,125
Tak boleh.
Bersikaplah baik.

454
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,000
Heru, bersikaplah baik.

455
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,166
Anak baik.

456
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,416
Biasakan, Ndra,
jangan diacung-acungkan begitu.

457
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,625
Jadi, aku pakai baju?

458
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,541
- Ya!
- Iya!

459
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,125
- Tengok sekali.
- Tidak mau!

460
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,041
Ya, sudah.

461
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,958
Sudah hilang.

462
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,125
Ih.

463
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,666
Indra gila, sumpah.

464
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,208
Kenapa?

465
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:22,541
Mukamu telanjang.

466
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:23,875
Ini kan dari lahir.

467
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,416
Ini bagaimana?

468
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,500
Ikuti aku.

469
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:31,625
Sate. Satu tusuk satu juta.

470
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,583
Itu mantranya?

471
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,000
- Iya.
- Terus?

472
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:36,833
Kamu yang mengipas, aku dan Dimas memutar.

473
00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:37,750
Ayo.

474
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,541
Sambil sebut yang tadi. Hafal tidak?

475
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,708
- Iya, ayo.
- Ya, sudah, ayo mulai.

476
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:45,208
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

477
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,500
- Yang semangat.
- Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

478
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,041
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

479
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:55,208
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

480
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,166
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

481
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,375
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

482
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,375
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

483
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,041
Sate, satu tusuk satu juta.

484
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:17,833
Sampai kapan ini dikipas?

485
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,500
- Sampai kapan ini?
- Aku tidak tahu.

486
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,125
Satu tusuk, satu juta.

487
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,958
Satu juta.

488
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,833
Sate...

489
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:34,750
Sudah mau pagi.

490
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,458
Indra, bangun.

491
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,000
Satu juta.

492
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,833
Kok berantakan seperti ini, ya?

493
00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:47,125
Tidak tahu. Aku bangun sudah begini.

494
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,583
Jangan-jangan semalam ada orang, ya.

495
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,166
Ponselku?

496
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,208
Ponselku masih ada.

497
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:57,458
Ya, sudah, kita beres-beres saja.
Nanti ada orang ke sini malah repot.

498
00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,333
Minggir.

499
00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,250
Ponselku.

500
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,125
Punyaku.

501
00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,291
Aduh.

502
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,125
Awas.

503
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:12,750
Ayo, cepat.

504
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,625
HAI, ANTO WICAKSONO
SALDO RUPIAH 30.160.880

505
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,708
- Apa sih?
- Dedemit, To!

506
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,416
- To.
- To.

507
00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,000
Dedemit apa?

508
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:46,958
Lihat, To.

509
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,000
Ini penampakan, To.

510
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:49,583
Ini, To.

511
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:51,708
Benar ini.

512
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,416
Sini kuunggah. Pasti FYP.

513
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,625
Konten-konten.

514
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,000
Unggah matamu!

515
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,041
Kita sendiri pesugihan
kalau ketahuan bagaimana?

516
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,291
Ampun. Tidak.

517
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:10,666
Berarti sebenarnya kita bisa berhasil, ya?

518
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:15,458
Ya, memang.
Kalian saja yang tak percaya aku.

519
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,041
Kita itu telanjang,

520
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,041
biar mereka percaya
kalau kita sama seperti mereka.

521
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:25,583
Tapi tidak mungkin telanjang saja.
Pasti ada syaratnya.

522
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,500
Ini kalau mau pasti,

523
00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,250
kita harus lihat dulu
buku Mbah Jati isinya bagaimana.

524
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,458
Susah kalau itu.

525
00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,958
Tak gampang ambil buku itu dari Mbah Jati.

526
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,791
Bagaimana, ya, caranya?

527
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:10,833
Yo.

528
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:18,041
Kalau tiga anak kampret ini sudah datang,
pasti ada maunya.

529
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,208
Mbah.

530
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,125
Mbah Jati.

531
00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,500
Ada apa?

532
00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:49,083
- Mau tanya, Mbah.
- Tanya apa?

533
00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:54,166
Anu, Mbah. Mau tanya soal buku.

534
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,250
Buka, buku.

535
00:26:58,333 --> 00:26:59,250
Tak ada buku itu!

536
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,041
Aku ditugaskan

537
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:11,625
untuk menjaga buku itu
dari orang-orang tak bertanggung jawab,

538
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,166
dan kalian...

539
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,375
belum pantas

540
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,500
untuk mendapatkan...

541
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,166
buku itu.

542
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:32,916
Apa itu?

543
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,458
Aku lagi puasa mutih?

544
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:43,041
Sayang sekali. Padahal ini pindang balado.

545
00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:02,375
Kalau pindang balado, kataku boleh.

546
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:05,958
Kalau begitu, bukunya juga boleh?

547
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:08,750
Tidak boleh!

548
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,250
Tak bisa kan.

549
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,583
Sudah dibilang, kok.

550
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,333
Tenang.

551
00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:23,083
Aku dan Anto sudah punya rencana.

552
00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:26,541
Rencana apa?

553
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,041
Sabar.

554
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:29,875
Hitung, To.

555
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,125
- Satu.
- Dua.

556
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:32,500
- Tiga.
- Empat.

557
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,666
To!

558
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,083
Perutku kok mulas, ya?

559
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,541
Masakanmu bagaimana sih?

560
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,041
Kok bisa, Mbah...

561
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,208
- Aduh.
- Jati?

562
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,833
Kok bisa begitu, sih, Mbah?

563
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,625
Bahaya itu, Mbah.

564
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:46,958
Ayolah, Ndra.

565
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,500
Banyak sekali bukunya ini.

566
00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,625
Ndra!

567
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,625
- Pergi.
- Cokelat.

568
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,958
Ya, Mbah.

569
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,541
Ya, Mbah.

570
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,250
Tolong, Ndra. Airnya mati!

571
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,916
<i>Tips dan Trik Meditasi
di Hari Bebas Mobil,</i>

572
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,250
<i>Seni Bersikap Bodo Amat.</i>

573
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:16,416
Aku ambilkan air.
Tunggu sebentar, ya, Mbah.

574
00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:18,666
Cepat! Ini sudah tak kuat!

575
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,500
- Yang mana?
- Cokelat.

576
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,208
Sampul warna cokelat.

577
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:24,875
Cokelat semua.

578
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,541
<i>Bersatu Tertawa Ala Bantul.</i>

579
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,833
Ndra.

580
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,166
Mbah, airnya kutaruh di depan pintu.

581
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,041
Sini, dong.

582
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,833
Apa susahnya cari buku seperti begini?

583
00:29:46,541 --> 00:29:47,375
Susahnya apa?

584
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,625
Ndra!

585
00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:49,791
Kurang!

586
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,833
Ya, Mbah!

587
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,041
Kuning ini.

588
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,750
Ini, <i>Sampul Warna Coklat.</i>

589
00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,083
Benar, kok.

590
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,000
Ayo, cari.

591
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:02,666
Bagaimana ini?

592
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:04,916
Bagaimana ini?

593
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,875
Apaan babi ngepet? Sate gagak.

594
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:14,208
- Ayo, Ndra!
- Ini, Mbah. Ini.

595
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,500
Bilang kalau sudah.

596
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,625
- Ini apa.
- Apa?

597
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,833
Airnya belum matang, Mbah.

598
00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:22,666
Tidak usah. Orang cuma buat cebok.

599
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,000
Apa? Cebok, 'kan.

600
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,625
Kalau matang, kan,
nanti ceboknya higienis.

601
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:29,125
Tahiku sudah berontak ini.

602
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,750
Mbah. Semangat, Mbah!

603
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,875
Jaga di sana saja.

604
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,291
- Cepat.
- Ini sudah cepat.

605
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,666
Mbak, lewat!

606
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,666
Woi, awas!

607
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,041
- Posisimu, Dim!
- Namanya, buru-buru.

608
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,875
Mbahku tadi kamu kasih apa?

609
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,166
Mbahmu orang sakti.

610
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,583
Masa kalah sama mulas.

611
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:04,208
Sesakti-saktinya orang
punya alat pencernaan juga.

612
00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,208
Kalau pantatnya cedera bagaimana?

613
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,416
Aman.

614
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,958
Aman. Mana catatannya?

615
00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,041
Bagaimana?

616
00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:27,208
Goblok! Tidak bisa dibaca ini!

617
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,791
Seperti tulisan dokter. Kamu menebus obat?

618
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:32,791
Ini seperti begini.

619
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,000
Bagaimana, sih, kamu?

620
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:39,291
Aku gugup. Tidak konsentrasi.

621
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,666
Terus bagaimana ini?

622
00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:44,791
Apa kita kembali lagi?
Mbahmu kita bius total.

623
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:45,791
Setuju.

624
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,000
Mbahku kan memang mau operasi sesar.

625
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,041
Setuju.

626
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:49,958
Goblok!

627
00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:51,791
Ini, sudah aku foto.

628
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,458
- Tidak bilang dari tadi.
- Bilang, To.

629
00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,208
Siapkan minyak duyung,

630
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:03,875
kembang setaman,
dan ritual harus dilakukan...

631
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,083
telanjang, Dim.

632
00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:09,958
Kubilang juga apa. Keras kepala kamu.

633
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,541
Masak kita lihat Heru lagi, To.

634
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,458
Syaratnya kan itu.
Tapi, kan bukan cuma telanjang.

635
00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:16,458
Ada yang lain.

636
00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:18,375
Gagaknya bagaimana?

637
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,791
Tetanggamu masih ada gagak tidak?

638
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,041
Sudah.

639
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,166
Aku pernah dengar,
kata orang ada yang jual di pasar.

640
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,750
- Ayo.
- Yakin?

641
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,083
Badannya orang biasa.

642
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,208
Ayo.

643
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,666
Yang mana, sih?

644
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,875
Sebentar, sabar. Aku agak lupa.

645
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:40,000
Sabar. Ini sudah capai
putar-putar dari tadi.

646
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,916
Kamu tahu apa. Daerah kekuasaanku di sini.

647
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,833
Kekuasaanmu dari tadi
tak ada yang hormat, kok.

648
00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:47,708
Sebentar aku carikan.

649
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,375
AB Three ini.

650
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:57,750
Bagaimana, sih, ini toko perabotan.

651
00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,791
Kan aku sudah bilang tadi terselubung.

652
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:00,958
Ini kedok saja.

653
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,666
- Permisi, mau beli.
- Iya, sebentar.

654
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,416
- Bapaknya ada, Dik?
- Bapak?

655
00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:15,791
Iya, yang jual.

656
00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:18,291
- Yang jualan?
- Iya.

657
00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:20,916
Sebentar, ya.

658
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,208
Saya bapaknya.

659
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,291
Meskipun begini,
umur saya sudah 60 tahunan.

660
00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:29,750
Tidak kelihatan ya.

661
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,125
- Tidak kelihatan, kan.
- Pak.

662
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:32,708
Iya, Nak.

663
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,000
Mau ke mana?

664
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,125
Pamit mau memancing.

665
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,416
- Hati-hati.
- Ya.

666
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,375
Salaman.

667
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,041
Anak saya nomor empat.

668
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,458
Adik mencari apa?

669
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,916
- Ini, Pak.
- Kita mau membeli...

670
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,208
- Ga...
- Gagak?

671
00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,125
Iya, Pak.

672
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,583
Buat ritual?

673
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:59,416
Mau berapa? Satu ekor harganya 800 ribu.

674
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,833
- Wah, mahal banget.
- Mahal sekali.

675
00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:04,375
Satu ekor 400 ribu, ya?

676
00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,791
Tidak bisa, Mas. Mencarinya susah.

677
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,291
Ya, sudah.

678
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,583
- Kita mencari di tempat lain saja.
- Ya, sudah.

679
00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,166
- Ayo.
- Memang ada tempat lain?

680
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,041
Sudah. Ikuti caraku.
Di pasar harus begitu.

681
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:20,166
Nih, pasti dipanggil lagi.

682
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,541
Satu, dua, tiga,

683
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,208
empat.

684
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,583
Pak, tolonglah.
Empat ratus ribu bisa ya, Pak.

685
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,708
Tolong, Pak. Sekali saja.

686
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,625
Tidak bisa, Mas.

687
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:34,500
Delapan ratus ribu net.

688
00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,791
Pakai caraku saja. Pasti manjur.

689
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:38,750
Dari Mbah Jati.

690
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,583
Empat ratus ribu, ya?

691
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,250
Delapan ratus ribu.

692
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,000
Kurang berarti, kan, ya.

693
00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:50,958
Sepertinya harus dua.

694
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,125
Kalau tidak beli, tidak usah begitu, Mas.

695
00:35:56,208 --> 00:35:57,041
Begini.

696
00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:58,750
Pak.

697
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:04,083
Empat ratus ribu,
kalau ritualnya berhasil kami langganan.

698
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,000
Bagaimana?

699
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,416
- Setuju.
- Ini solusi.

700
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,500
Kok cepat sekali?

701
00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:11,125
Kok gampang?

702
00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,791
Ini katalog gagaknya.

703
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:16,916
Mau yang liar, ke sana-sini dia.

704
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,833
Itu saja.

705
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,166
Satunya, Ndra.

706
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,125
Ini, depan ini.

707
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,958
Nah, kelihatan gerbangnya, kan.

708
00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,458
Sampai. Nah, ini gerbangnya.

709
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,708
- Turun, Dim.
- Oke.

710
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:27,708
Aduh.

711
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,250
Mau ke mana?

712
00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,250
Ambil. Kuncinya ambil.

713
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,166
Kapok.

714
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,333
Serius di kuburan?

715
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,958
Kata mbahku,

716
00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:40,125
kuburan itu malah dedemitnya dikit.

717
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,500
Soalnya tempat istirahat.

718
00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:43,083
Ya, sudah.

719
00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,208
Untuk permulaan,

720
00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,916
mulai dari yang dikit dulu saja.

721
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,291
- Ayo.
- Ayo.

722
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,416
Masuk. Dituntun.

723
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,458
Ayo.

724
00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:52,375
Mau ke mana?

725
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,166
Cepat dong.

726
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458
Lama itu sedang apa?

727
00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,708
Ya, dibantu dong, Ndra.

728
00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:00,875
Ini sudah semua?

729
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,833
- Syarat-syaratnya?
- Iya.

730
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,125
Sudah sepertinya, ya?

731
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:07,916
To.

732
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,250
Sudah tak usah malu-malu ini demi duit.

733
00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:15,166
Kok punyamu gundul seperti begitu, To?

734
00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:18,208
Mana bawahnya berurat lagi, seperti bakso.

735
00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,208
Beli satu, ya.

736
00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:21,541
Daripada Herumu.

737
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,791
Hitam lembab. Seperti lintah.

738
00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:26,583
Ini dong namanya Benny.

739
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,791
Punyamu tipis seperti sedotan.

740
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,916
Hati-hati dimakan penyu.

741
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,458
Bicaranya sudah. Cepat.

742
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,041
To. Ndra.

743
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,583
Kita coba.

744
00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,958
Pas baca mantra
kita minta satu tusuk sepuluh juta.

745
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:42,583
Tak kemahalan itu?

746
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,500
Kita coba saja.

747
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,083
Ya, sudah.

748
00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,041
Coba, ya.

749
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,875
Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta.

750
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:53,166
Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta.

751
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:56,666
Sate. Satu tusuk sepuluh juta.

752
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:12,916
Sate! Satu tusuk 10 juta!

753
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,583
Dimas, berhenti naiki aku!

754
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:15,583
Tahan dulu saja!

755
00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:17,166
Kok malah pada pergi?

756
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:18,875
Kastemer itu!

757
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,041
Om.

758
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,583
Ini. Apa...

759
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,916
Mau sate, Om?

760
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,166
Mau, ya?

761
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,208
Bagaimana? Enak?

762
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,166
Wah.

763
00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:43,125
Om.

764
00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:45,833
Om. Reviu.

765
00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:52,583
Om. Reviunya, Om.

766
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,041
Enak, kan?

767
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,833
Bagaimana, Ndra?

768
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,083
Bagaimana?

769
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,625
Itu kastemer pertama,
malah ditinggal pergi sendirian aku.

770
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:19,875
Aku ya takut, Ndra.

771
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,291
Orang baru pertama lihat genderuwo.

772
00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:25,583
Kalau takut itu,
tidak usah jualan sate gagak.

773
00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:28,083
Jualan takoyaki di pasar malam.

774
00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:29,750
Jangan marah, dong.

775
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,833
Ya, kalian yang bikin aku marah.

776
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,708
Tunggu, apa lagi ini?

777
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,208
- Duit!
- Duit!

778
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,500
Duit!

779
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:58,958
Asli ini?

780
00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,791
Ini berarti kita berhasil.

781
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:03,875
Iya, ini.

782
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,083
Sepertinya pas ini
sepuluh juta satu tusuk.

783
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:09,875
Ndra, aku lihat kamu tadi
bicara sama dedemitnya.

784
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,291
Kamu mengerti?

785
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,791
- Ya, mengerti.
- Bicara apa dia?

786
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,666
Katanya satenya tidak enak.

787
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,166
Masak sih?

788
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:21,791
Tapi,

789
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:26,083
genderuwonya kenapa bilang tidak enak, ya?
Apa yang salah?

790
00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,666
Ya, tidak tahu.

791
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:30,625
Apa jangan-jangan
satenya belum matang, ya?

792
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,708
- Apa...
- Nah, ini dia.

793
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:38,125
Ada tulisan resep bisa disesuaikan.

794
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,208
Pantas.

795
00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:42,333
Berarti tinggal ditambah bumbu, To?

796
00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:45,125
Nanti kita coba pakai resepku, bagaimana?

797
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,500
Nah.

798
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,500
- Menarik.
- Boleh.

799
00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:49,416
Iya, kan?

800
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,708
Ini ada sepuluh juta, buat modal.

801
00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:57,250
Kita menstok gagak, terus kita bagi tugas.

802
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,125
Aku meracik bumbu.

803
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,125
Aku membeli bahan-bahan di pasar.

804
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,416
Aku percaya sama kalian.

805
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,000
Aku otak-atik di motor.

806
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:11,208
Aku kasih gerobak belakang
biar enak kalau mau membawa barang.

807
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,541
Akur? Berangkat kita?

808
00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,833
Berangkat!

809
00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:19,041
Berangkat ke mana, Mas?

810
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,458
Aku khawatir, Mas, sama kamu.

811
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,416
Kamu kukirim pesan tak dijawab.

812
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,125
Kutelepon tidak diangkat.

813
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,541
Kucari di warung tak ada. Kamu lagi apa?

814
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:30,833
Aku...

815
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,625
membantu Pak Slamet.

816
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,541
Siapkan warung barunya itu.

817
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,541
Alah.

818
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:40,041
Iya, kan, kamu tahu
kalau warung barunya jadi aku yang pegang.

819
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:44,291
Tapi masak buka ponsel,
jawab pesan, angkat telepon,

820
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:45,458
begitu saja tak bisa?

821
00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:50,083
Ya, bisa. Tapi, tak enak sama Pak Slamet.

822
00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:51,666
Orang lain sibuk.

823
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,250
Ya, Mas minta maaf.

824
00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:56,541
Kan Mas begini itu buat kamu.

825
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,875
Buat kamu.

826
00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:00,458
Begitu saja terus.

827
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,041
Sudah, begini, ya.

828
00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:06,208
Misal, Mas lagi kerja.

829
00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,791
Terus kamu telepon.

830
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,208
Andini kesayanganku.

831
00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:11,416
Diam semua!

832
00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:13,458
Hei, Slamet pria lusuh.

833
00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:14,791
Diam kamu!

834
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,708
Aku CEO perusahaan ini.

835
00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,041
Terus kuangkat, kan.

836
00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:21,333
Iya, Dik. Sebentar.

837
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:22,625
Masih ada yang berisik.

838
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,041
Apa tidak dengar perkataanku?

839
00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:28,625
Suatu hari, tukang-tukang yang malu,
sudah tak malu lagi.

840
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,583
Sudah percaya diri dia.

841
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:32,500
Malu, mengerti tidak maksudnya?

842
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,208
Begitu dong, senyum.

843
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:35,791
Aduh.

844
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,083
Begitu dong senyum.

845
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,291
Mas, meledek aku, ya? Kamu marah-marah.

846
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,458
Mas.

847
00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:47,625
Kok merem sih?

848
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,291
Biasanya habis cubit, cium. Tidak?

849
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,000
Itu di film-film.

850
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:57,583
Ya, bisa kalau mau seperti di film-film.

851
00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:59,875
Ya? Kita ulang, ya?

852
00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:02,500
Satu, dua, tiga.

853
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,375
Agak kasar begitu, ya, Dik.

854
00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:26,750
Mas.

855
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,041
Kamu cek dulu... barangnya.

856
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:34,000
Bagaimana? Bagus, kan?

857
00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,333
Seperti ini saja?

858
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,250
Tidak aman, loh.

859
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,458
Bajingan. Keluar sini!

860
00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:31,958
Berterima kasih.

861
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:33,958
Apa?

862
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,458
Ini yakin di sini?

863
00:44:39,541 --> 00:44:41,666
Kenapa tidak di kuburan lagi saja?

864
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:47,500
Soalnya, tempat ini
sering muncul di siniar horor.

865
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:51,291
Katanya, tempat ini angker banget.

866
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:54,125
- Jangan mengarang.
- Memang begitu kok.

867
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,041
Ini dulu tempat apa sih?

868
00:44:58,291 --> 00:44:59,125
Kata mbahku,

869
00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,333
dua puluh tahun yang lalu,

870
00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:05,458
sebelum pabrik ini berhenti beroperasi,

871
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:10,916
di sini... banyak energi negatif.

872
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,125
Itu pabrik apa?

873
00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,166
Baterai.

874
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,375
Oalah.

875
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,291
Tidak lucu.

876
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:19,291
Ingin jadi komika?

877
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,958
- Lagi serius.
- Ya, sudah biar cepat selesai. Ayo.

878
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:41,916
Sumpah, Ndra.

879
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,750
Sudah dua kali. Masih jelek.

880
00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:46,666
Ya, sudah, To, yang penting tidak gigit.

881
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,166
Sudah, ayo.

882
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,375
Tapi janji, jangan kabur.

883
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,208
- Iya.
- Ya, sudah.

884
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,416
Sate...

885
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,750
Sate satu tusuk...

886
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:58,666
Dua puluh juta.

887
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,750
Melunjak, To.

888
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:02,666
Yakin, To.

889
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,666
Sekalian, sudah telanjang seperti ini.

890
00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:06,791
Aku bukan penghibur murahan.

891
00:46:07,541 --> 00:46:08,500
Ayo, cepat.

892
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,791
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.

893
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:19,291
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.

894
00:46:19,916 --> 00:46:23,291
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.

895
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,708
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.

896
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:31,583
Sate, satu tusuk 20 juta.

897
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:33,500
Itu genderuwo vanila.

898
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:34,958
Setan.

899
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,291
Sate.

900
00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:46,208
Ayo, langsung saja. Prasmanan.

901
00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:48,208
Iya, To, tidak apa-apa.

902
00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:49,333
Siapa itu?

903
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,250
Ampun, Om.

904
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,708
Itu yang dia doyan.

905
00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:07,458
Enak.

906
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:13,458
Sama, ya. Sama seperti manusia.

907
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,833
Kalau sisa satu, malu-malu.

908
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,166
Datang abangnya.

909
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,166
Disikat, kan.

910
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,083
Waduh.

911
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,333
Sekali suap.

912
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,541
Sesak.

913
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:43,041
Iya.

914
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,000
Tidak marah.

915
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:56,958
Tidak marah.

916
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,750
Itu pasti dia bilang sate ini enak banget.

917
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:02,666
Sok tahu.

918
00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:04,791
Keseratan.

919
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,541
Apa maksudnya?

920
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,416
Serat. Minum.

921
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,250
Satenya habis.

922
00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:15,541
Oh, iya.

923
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,333
Ya, tapi...

924
00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:19,083
Tapi apa, To?

925
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,708
Tapi kaya!

926
00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,458
- Kaya!
- Kaya!

927
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:30,416
- Kaya!
- Kaya!

928
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,708
Ternodai, ternodai.

929
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,833
Bu.

930
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,833
Kok lama banget sih dari tadi?

931
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,625
Mbak, mengajak COD jauh.

932
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,458
Nah, ini loh, Mas.

933
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,250
Haram mart, 100 persen nonhalal.

934
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:07,875
Tidak ada logo MUI.

935
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:08,791
Tidak ada.

936
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:09,958
Mau apa?

937
00:49:10,041 --> 00:49:12,375
Mau itu. Kabel pengisi daya ori.

938
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,208
Pengisi daya ori?

939
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:16,916
Dari macam-macam.

940
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,041
Ini wangi rasa stroberi.

941
00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,000
- Saya coba, ya, Mbak.
- Iya.

942
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,875
Lumayan Kalau yang terlaris, yang mana?

943
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,750
<i>Banana.</i> Pisang.

944
00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:28,166
- Saya coba, ya, Mbak.
- Iya.

945
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:32,125
- Kanan.
- Aduh, kanan.

946
00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,375
- Sudah.
- Terus.

947
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:35,750
- Tahan.
- Tahan.

948
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,666
- Aduh, pusing.
- Saya buka, ya.

949
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,875
Satu.

950
00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:40,291
Dua.

951
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,208
Tiga.

952
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:43,000
Ikuti Ibu, loh.

953
00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,000
Oh, iya.

954
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,166
Ini siapa sih, Dim?

955
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,333
Mulai sekarang,
mereka yang akan buat ibu bekerja.

956
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,583
- Karyawan Ibu.
- Iya.

957
00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:51,791
- Toko Ibu?
- Ya.

958
00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:52,708
Aduh!

959
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,041
Ayo, sekarang jualan semuanya. Ayo.

960
00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:07,583
Kenapa tidak dari dulu
merasakan hidup seperti ini?

961
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:11,583
Banyak uang. Memang enak jadi orang kaya.

962
00:50:15,916 --> 00:50:17,041
Lihat itu.

963
00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:21,791
Kamu kenapa sih?

964
00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:28,833
Ini alat pelemas syaraf.

965
00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:33,125
Pusing berguna itu.

966
00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:34,041
To...

967
00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:37,375
ini perasaanku saja atau bagaimana?

968
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,708
Aku merasa uangku cepat habis.

969
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,583
Duitku juga belum cukup untuk mahar.

970
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,750
Belum biaya nikah, printilan,
biaya gedung, suvenir, aduh.

971
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:47,708
Ya, sudah.

972
00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:49,250
Kita ritual lagi saja.

973
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,541
Ayo, berani aku.

974
00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:51,458
- Jalan.
- Ayo.

975
00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:55,166
Berarti besok kita ke pasar
siapkan bahan-bahannya.

976
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,083
Aku ikut.

977
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:58,083
Kemari.

978
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:08,208
Bagaimana?

979
00:51:08,291 --> 00:51:10,625
Kita buat festival jajanan dedemit.

980
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:16,833
Dedemitnya datang.

981
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,000
Selamat datang di sate, Kakak.

982
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,916
Langsung ambil antriannya, ya.

983
00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,125
Jangan rusuh.

984
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,416
Aman, ya.

985
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,458
Selamat menikmati.

986
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,208
Terima kasih, Mbak.

987
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,583
Awas, ketagihan.

988
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:33,958
Selamat menikmati, Mbak.

989
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,291
Langganan tetap datang.

990
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,000
- Apa artinya?
- Dua porsi.

991
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,583
Dua. Banyak, ya.

992
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,875
Satunya lagi. Ini satunya...

993
00:51:57,541 --> 00:51:58,666
Berikutnya!

994
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,708
Tingginya.

995
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,416
- Kasih.
- Selamat menikmati!

996
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:05,958
Mas, jangan menyerobot.

997
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,250
Asistennya.

998
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,500
Selebmit.

999
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,458
Seleb dedemit.

1000
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,541
To, sini.

1001
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,583
- Wih.
- Lah.

1002
00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:23,625
Itu makanannya nanti ke mana, ya?

1003
00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:25,500
Itu lewat.

1004
00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:27,208
Bablas.

1005
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,875
Enaknya jadi dia
tak bisa usus buntu.

1006
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:50,833
- Pak Slamet, apa, Pak?
- Apa sih?

1007
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:56,333
Bapak ini kebetulan lewat depan rumahmu.
Terus Bapak mencium bau gosong.

1008
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:58,333
Makanya Bapak mampir.

1009
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,333
Masak apa sih, To?

1010
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,166
Masak telur, Pak.

1011
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,500
- Masak telur saja kok...
- Masak telur, Pak.

1012
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,208
- Apa, Pak?
- Itu apa?

1013
00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:11,625
Itu!

1014
00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:12,541
Apa?

1015
00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:13,666
Itu apa sih?

1016
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,375
Beling, To. Beling itu.

1017
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,625
Oalah, Beling. Aku kira ada yang bahaya.

1018
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:21,833
Beling bahaya, To.

1019
00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:23,291
Kalau terkena kakimu.

1020
00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:25,416
Tertusuk, terus berdarah.

1021
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,083
Terus, jalannya jinjit begini.

1022
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,875
Malah seperti balerina.

1023
00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:31,916
Bapak pamit dulu.

1024
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,666
Permisi, Mas. Cari siapa, ya?

1025
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,500
- Mas?
- Panggil saya Abah Budi.

1026
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:56,416
Tapi sepertinya,

1027
00:54:57,291 --> 00:54:59,250
Anda terlalu muda kalau dipanggil abah.

1028
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,541
Menjadi tua itu pasti.

1029
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,625
Menjadi dewasa itu pilihan.

1030
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,458
Iya, lah.

1031
00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:12,083
Maksudnya, sedang apa di depan rumah saya?

1032
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,458
Mas?

1033
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,708
Sedang apa di depan rumah saya, Bah?

1034
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,208
Tadi saya lewat di sini.

1035
00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:24,583
Saya mencium aroma gosong.

1036
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:25,791
Oh.

1037
00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,083
Saya masak telur gosong.

1038
00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,083
- Telur? Yakin telur?
- Iya.

1039
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,916
- Bukan ubi bakar?
- Bukan.

1040
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:33,416
Masak buat siapa?

1041
00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,166
Ya, buat saya. Mau buat siapa lagi?

1042
00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:42,625
Barangkali buat yang lain.

1043
00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:45,291
Rumahmu ini ramai banget, ya.

1044
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:48,625
Ramai apa?

1045
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:51,125
Tadi, rumahmu aku foto.

1046
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,791
Yang kecil-kecil ini namanya <i>ops,</i>

1047
00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:58,875
dan kalau menurut abah ini
energinya sangat negatif.

1048
00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,208
Yang di mana kalau mereka ini bersatu,

1049
00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,666
mereka akan membentuk makhluk metafisika...

1050
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,958
yang kita sebut dengan dedemit.

1051
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,958
Sepertinya ada yang aneh dengan rumah ini.

1052
00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:13,708
Aneh apa, Bah?

1053
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,625
Zaman sudah canggih
masih percaya takhayul.

1054
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,416
Begini saja.

1055
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,625
Ini buat kamu.

1056
00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:23,708
Suatu saat jika butuh...

1057
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:26,416
...kamu langsung hubungi Abah.

1058
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:39,666
Apa, Bah?

1059
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,208
Pompa bensin di mana, ya?

1060
00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:50,416
Kita anggap ini ritual terakhir.

1061
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,666
Sebentar.

1062
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,166
Kok terakhir?

1063
00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:56,541
Padahal aku sudah mulai menikmati.

1064
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,500
Siapa tahu kita bisa jualan produk lain?

1065
00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,416
Memang kamu mau jualan apa lagi?

1066
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,125
Itu.

1067
00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:05,750
Sate gagak beku.

1068
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,208
<i>Matcha</i> kembang setaman.

1069
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,833
- Satu lagi yang pamungkas.
- Apa itu?

1070
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:11,875
Gagak keprek level 35.

1071
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,916
Pedasnya sampai setan bilang aku bertobat.

1072
00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:19,541
Satu gigitan berasa masuk akhirat.

1073
00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,166
Ya, itu.

1074
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,083
Perasaanku tidak enak.

1075
00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:27,250
Di rumahku mulai ada gangguan.
Memang kalian tidak?

1076
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:32,083
Sebenarnya aku sering dapat bisikan.

1077
00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:33,833
Ya, aku juga.

1078
00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:36,375
Sering mimpi buruk
dikejar-kejar dedemit minta sate.

1079
00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:37,791
- Nah, kan.
- Tapi dia mampir,

1080
00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,000
namanya risiko pekerjaan.

1081
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:43,750
Seperti ini saja,
malam ini kita minta yang banyak.

1082
00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,208
Satu tusuk 50 juta.

1083
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,541
Oke?

1084
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,333
- Oke.
- Oke.

1085
00:57:48,416 --> 00:57:49,916
Ayo, sudah. Siap-siap, ya.

1086
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:52,583
Satu.

1087
00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:56,000
Dua.

1088
00:57:57,916 --> 00:58:00,041
Sate. Satu tusuk

1089
00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:01,250
lima puluh juta.

1090
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,458
Sate. Satu tusuk 50 juta.

1091
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:06,666
Sate...

1092
00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:31,250
Sate!

1093
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,500
Ayo.

1094
00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:37,416
Sate.

1095
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,333
Ayo, ini.

1096
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:40,416
Sate.

1097
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:44,625
Sate.

1098
00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,166
Sate.

1099
00:58:57,208 --> 00:58:59,416
Mari merapat. Jangan takut.

1100
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:02,000
Segera nikmati sate gagak kami.

1101
00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:05,291
Daging-daging ini diolah
oleh koki berpengalaman.

1102
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,125
Koki Anto, 28 tahun.

1103
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:09,375
Ayo, silakan.

1104
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:21,666
Anto yang sudah 30 tahun berkarier

1105
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,500
di kapal tak berpenumpang. Ayo!

1106
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:27,416
Ayo. Walaupun masih muda,
tapi dia sudah berpengalaman lama.

1107
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,916
Silakan.

1108
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,291
Bagaimana satenya?

1109
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,333
- Mantap?
- Ya.

1110
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,208
Atas nama siapa?

1111
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,375
Maaf, ya.

1112
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:47,625
Cantik banget. Sayang, sudah mati.

1113
00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,000
Kalau masih hidup pasti jadi DJ dia.

1114
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,541
Pikiranmu. Berikutnya!

1115
00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:54,875
Seperti kenal?

1116
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,250
Bapak yang di jembatan.

1117
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,625
Ini berdua pasangan?

1118
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,000
Kalau punya anak jadi apa, ya?

1119
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,291
Kuntul.

1120
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:12,416
Kuntilanak tuyul.

1121
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,500
Satenya habis. Bagaimana?

1122
01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,875
Ya, bagaimana?

1123
01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:30,875
- Kamu hitung?
- Tutup.

1124
01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:32,916
- Maksudnya?
- Tapi kita sudah untung banyak.

1125
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,916
Ya, sudah.

1126
01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:37,958
Dedemit sekalian.

1127
01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:40,000
Mohon maaf satenya habis.

1128
01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:42,791
Ya, tapi tenang saja.

1129
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,666
Minggu depan datang lagi, ya.

1130
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:46,916
Malam Jumat. Kita sedia...

1131
01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,958
Tidak.
Kita sediakan lebih banyak lagi

1132
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,166
dan bawa uang lebih banyak, ya.

1133
01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,708
Sate!

1134
01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:00,208
Sate.

1135
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:01,958
Kukira sendiri.

1136
01:01:02,541 --> 01:01:03,375
Sate.

1137
01:01:04,541 --> 01:01:05,541
Sate.

1138
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,958
Sudah makan semua, kan?

1139
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:12,500
Tenang. Perhatian,
saudara-saudaraku yang berbahagia.

1140
01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:14,708
Semua bisa dibicarakan, Saudara-Saudara.

1141
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:20,166
Saudara jangan memprovokasi, ya.
Jangan sampai membuat keributan kecil.

1142
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,958
Ingat! Ingat, ya! Tenang!

1143
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:25,083
Ada yang pingsan!

1144
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:26,416
Medik!

1145
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:28,458
Medik!

1146
01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,166
Barang.

1147
01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:42,625
Semuanya sudah.

1148
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,333
Masuk.

1149
01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:49,666
Cepat.

1150
01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,916
Mereka mengamuk.
Gara-gara kehabisan sate.

1151
01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:04,208
Ya, tapi, kan kita memang
membawa stoknya segitu.

1152
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:06,541
Tapi ada dedemit yang minta tambahan tadi.

1153
01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,916
Kamu ketagihan.

1154
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,500
Bagaimana kalau disuruh dagang terus?

1155
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,208
To, Ndra. Sebentar.

1156
01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:21,500
Kita kaya!

1157
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:22,541
Kaya!

1158
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,458
Aku menikah!

1159
01:02:26,541 --> 01:02:28,583
PENGANTIN BARU

1160
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,291
Yang ini, batu apa ini?

1161
01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,166
Ini batu koko.

1162
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,750
Batu koko? Baju koko, maksudnya.

1163
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,041
Bercanda batu jadi baju, begitu?

1164
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,166
Ayo, silakan dicoba.

1165
01:02:45,791 --> 01:02:47,041
Mau menagih, kan?

1166
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,250
Jangan rebutan ini. Dibagi.

1167
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:52,416
Ini bonus buat kalian.

1168
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,083
Ini stoknya aku <i>order</i>
langsung dari luar negeri, Bu.

1169
01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,875
Luar biasa kamu, Nak.

1170
01:02:57,958 --> 01:02:58,875
Kan anak Ibu.

1171
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:00,541
Iya, dong.

1172
01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,125
Bangga Ibu.

1173
01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,416
Ini lagi jualan stok terbaru Ibu.

1174
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,083
Sate.

1175
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:20,166
Sudah, sana pergi!

1176
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,000
Mengotori sini, kamu.

1177
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,708
Dikira penangkaran genderuwo.

1178
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:30,166
Ayo, Mas. Jadinya yang mana?

1179
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,583
Sate.

1180
01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,041
Sate.

1181
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:46,208
Bu, aku...

1182
01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:48,625
Hei!

1183
01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:50,833
Apa sih ini bocah?

1184
01:03:58,750 --> 01:03:59,875
Senyum-senyum.

1185
01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:01,583
Ini, Dik.

1186
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,416
Ya.

1187
01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:05,750
{\an8}Apa itu, Mas?

1188
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:08,250
Ini buat warteg. Logonya.

1189
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:12,125
Tapi kalau kamu punya saran, ide, boleh.

1190
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,750
- Mas.
- Ya?

1191
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:22,166
Pokoknya, apa pun yang Mas Anto kerjakan,

1192
01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:26,916
selama itu halal, aku pasti dukung,

1193
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,208
Dan Mas Anto harus ingat,

1194
01:04:30,791 --> 01:04:34,333
kalau mengerjakan sesuatu harus dari hati.

1195
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:35,750
Sama harus jujur.

1196
01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:37,583
Ya, Mas?

1197
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,375
Mas.

1198
01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:43,541
Kok diam, sih?

1199
01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:44,625
Tidak apa.

1200
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,166
Maksudnya itu,

1201
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:51,416
Mas terharu kamu selalu dukung Mas.

1202
01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:53,000
Terima kasih, ya.

1203
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,333
- Mas.
- Ya?

1204
01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:01,291
Tapi, seperti aneh tidak.

1205
01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:03,416
Seperti tak menyangka begitu.

1206
01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:08,291
Seperti kemarin kita baru pacaran.

1207
01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:13,291
Terus, sekarang tiba-tiba
sudah tinggal bersama.

1208
01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:16,125
Di sini, di rumah ini.

1209
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,541
Tak menyangka begitu.

1210
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:20,375
Iya, kan?

1211
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,458
Aku sudah mengira ya.

1212
01:05:21,541 --> 01:05:23,375
Capai, Dik.

1213
01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:26,333
Kamu seperti tak suka aku di sini.

1214
01:05:26,416 --> 01:05:27,916
Pergilah. Aku takkan menginjakkan...

1215
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,500
Jangan sentuh layar, Andini. Aku...

1216
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,041
Apa sih?

1217
01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,750
Jangan sentuh aku!

1218
01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:34,291
Ya, bercanda.

1219
01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,333
Bercanda terus.

1220
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,083
Ya.

1221
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:45,750
Maksudnya itu,
aku bangga begitu, Mas, sama kamu.

1222
01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:49,791
Aku senang kamu sudah memperjuangkan kita,

1223
01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:53,666
dan yang paling senangnya lagi,

1224
01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:57,208
kamu berhasil, Mas.

1225
01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,458
Kamu tepati janjimu. Terima kasih ya, Mas.

1226
01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:05,125
Ya.

1227
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:07,333
Ini kan semua buat kamu.

1228
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,791
- Mas.
- Apa?

1229
01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:16,250
Dilihat orang.

1230
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,375
Orang apa? Sepi.

1231
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,500
Tidak jadi.

1232
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,458
- Tinggal disosor saja, Mas.
- Iya, kelamaan.

1233
01:06:23,541 --> 01:06:26,125
Begini ini.

1234
01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:27,333
Kelamaan, Mas.

1235
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,333
- Siapa kamu?
- Tukang galon.

1236
01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:32,875
Kelamaan.

1237
01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:34,666
Kok aneh.

1238
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,541
<i>Lounge.</i>

1239
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,416
Saatnya Anto, ya.

1240
01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:48,125
Pak Slamet.

1241
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,958
Indra. Hei.

1242
01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:55,625
Sebentar, kamu dandan seperti ini
malah seperti penjinak kobra.

1243
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:56,666
Penjinak kobra.

1244
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,583
Kobranya mana?

1245
01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:00,250
Ini.

1246
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,416
- Habis sudah, Pak?
- Sudah, Pak.

1247
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,958
Tambah lagi. Gratis hari ini.

1248
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,791
Don. Aman, Don?

1249
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,625
Keren, ya, Anto.

1250
01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:17,291
Ya.

1251
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:20,291
Tapi itu... inilah gunanya teman.

1252
01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,541
Saling dukung cari rezeki bersama.

1253
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:25,833
Yang penting halal, kan.

1254
01:07:27,666 --> 01:07:29,000
Ya, halal, Pak.

1255
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:30,750
Itu Anto.

1256
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:31,666
To!

1257
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:32,750
Kekencangan.

1258
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,541
Anto.

1259
01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,708
- Pengusaha.
- Kolega.

1260
01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:38,041
Pak Slamet.

1261
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,916
To. Masyaallah.

1262
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,291
Bapak bangga sama kamu, To.

1263
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,458
Iya, kan, belajar dari Pak Slamet.

1264
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,375
Kau benar-benar pekerja keras.

1265
01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:51,000
- Iya, Pak.
- To.

1266
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:53,375
{\an8}Ini, kami berdua juga punya ucapan.

1267
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,416
Terima kasih ya. Ini...
ucapan.

1268
01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,208
Suaramu kenapa?

1269
01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:58,125
Ini kecil.

1270
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,125
- Kalau yang itu?
- Ucapan!

1271
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,291
Ucapan.

1272
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:04,916
Bapak juga punya.

1273
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,666
Apa itu, Pak?

1274
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,125
Usapan.

1275
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,041
{\an8}Makan dulu.

1276
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:11,958
Masih boleh?

1277
01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:13,083
- Aman ya?
- Silakan.

1278
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,750
Oseng tokek masih ada?

1279
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,791
- Tidak lihat, To.
- Makan, Pak.

1280
01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,583
Bu.

1281
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:23,583
Bapak mana?

1282
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,791
Oh, iya.

1283
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,875
Tadi pesan kalau tak bisa ke sini.

1284
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,916
Biasa, lihat pekerjaan.

1285
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,458
Ada perumahan baru.

1286
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,833
Bapakmu, kan, mandor.

1287
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,625
Tambah, Bu, itu masih...

1288
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:35,250
Iya, nanti tambah.

1289
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:36,708
Dik.

1290
01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:40,375
- Bu, ini anaknya senyum-senyum.
- Hamil?

1291
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:42,750
Kenapa?

1292
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,333
Kamu hamil?

1293
01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:52,916
Aduh.

1294
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,708
Istriku hamil!

1295
01:08:54,791 --> 01:08:55,625
Ada apa?

1296
01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:56,541
Andini hamil!

1297
01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:00,875
Benar laki-laki.

1298
01:09:00,958 --> 01:09:01,833
Asyik.

1299
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,416
Punya cucu.

1300
01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,333
- Hamil!
- Hamil!

1301
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:12,250
Kenapa, Nak?

1302
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:13,166
Din.

1303
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:15,916
Ke rumah sakit, To.

1304
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,333
Jangan sampai Andini kenapa-kenapa.
Ke rumah sakit.

1305
01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:20,166
- Titip wartegnya.
- Aman, To.

1306
01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,375
Beri kabar ya, To.

1307
01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,041
Kenapa malah buat mainan?

1308
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,958
Ini benda keramat. Buat kamu tidak cocok.

1309
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:38,875
Kembalikan!

1310
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,875
Nanti diamuk mbahku bagaimana.

1311
01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:43,500
Kembalikan! Taruh!

1312
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:45,875
Ini saja.

1313
01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:53,708
Ya?

1314
01:09:53,791 --> 01:09:54,750
Bagaimana, To?

1315
01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:55,875
Aman?

1316
01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,250
Ini masih sama Dimas.

1317
01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:01,041
Iya.

1318
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,541
Warung sudah kututup.

1319
01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:03,666
Iya.

1320
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:04,750
Aman.

1321
01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:09,875
Siap!

1322
01:10:09,958 --> 01:10:10,791
Iya.

1323
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:12,958
Bagaimana Andini?

1324
01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:15,375
Katanya, Andini tidak apa-apa.

1325
01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:17,500
Cuma butuh istirahat saja.

1326
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,958
Sekarang sudah di rumah semua.

1327
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:20,958
Ya, sudah.

1328
01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:24,208
Tapi, Ndra.

1329
01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,500
Bicara soal rumah, ya.

1330
01:10:28,166 --> 01:10:29,208
Aku merasa di rumah...

1331
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,666
seperti tidak enak begitu.

1332
01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:36,375
Merasa seperti dilihat dedemit.

1333
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,750
Di rumah terasa tidak, Ndra?

1334
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:42,041
Yang tenang.

1335
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:46,500
Kata mbahku, dedemit itu
tak akan menyakiti manusia.

1336
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,083
Sate.

1337
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:05,875
Sate.

1338
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:09,166
Sate.

1339
01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:14,083
Sate.

1340
01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,666
Sate!

1341
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:30,000
Kenapa ketakutan?

1342
01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:31,750
Tenang!

1343
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:33,333
Sudah.

1344
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:34,583
Ada apa?

1345
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,125
Mimpi buruk, Mas.

1346
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,666
Apa?

1347
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:39,833
Tadi...

1348
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,750
Tadi di sini... banyak dedemit, Mas.

1349
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,250
Di situ. Terus...

1350
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,333
Di sini, di situ.

1351
01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,666
Sampai di sini, Mas.

1352
01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:52,041
Tidak ada itu. Tidak ada.

1353
01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:53,083
Mimpinya apa?

1354
01:11:54,541 --> 01:11:55,375
Mimpinya...

1355
01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:57,708
mereka minta...

1356
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,250
minta sate, Mas.

1357
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:04,666
- Sate?
- Sate.

1358
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,083
- To, Anto.
- To.

1359
01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,208
Untung rambutku tak rusak, ya.

1360
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
- To!
- Wih.

1361
01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:17,083
Mengenang masa lalu.

1362
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:19,541
Ingat, tidak, ini pas SD?

1363
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:22,583
Setelah pelajaran olahraga, lompat jauh.

1364
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:23,958
Aku lompat...

1365
01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:24,958
injak tahi kucing.

1366
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,416
Sekelas bau tahi.

1367
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,375
Aku yang BAB di sana.

1368
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,541
Kok bisa tahimu di sana?

1369
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:35,791
Kamu BAB di sana?

1370
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:38,250
Ya, kan, aku sudah kebelet.
Toiletnya jauh, Dim.

1371
01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:39,750
Oalah!

1372
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,416
To. Tahinya Indra ternyata, To.

1373
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:45,458
Aku mau taubat.
Aku tak mau ritual sate gagak lagi.

1374
01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:47,208
To!

1375
01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:48,125
Kenapa, To?

1376
01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:49,625
Iya, To.

1377
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,791
Cerita, To. Kenapa?

1378
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,791
Andini diganggu dedemit.

1379
01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:53,708
Apa?

1380
01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:55,916
Kok bisa?

1381
01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:00,625
Sepertinya mereka menagih kita
untuk dagang lagi.

1382
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:03,750
Oalah! Aku kira, apa?

1383
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:05,416
Ya, bagus dong berarti.

1384
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,541
Sate kita viral di dunia dedemit.

1385
01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:08,625
Nanti malam kita ritual.

1386
01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:10,458
- Beres!
- Benar, To.

1387
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,291
Benar bagaimana?

1388
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:16,416
Lah, kan, kita tahu pekerjaan kita apa.

1389
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,875
Risikonya apa.

1390
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,875
Diganggu dedemit, kan, biasa.

1391
01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:22,208
- Apa?
- Biasa, To.

1392
01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:24,541
Biasa matamu!

1393
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,375
Andini hamil, Dim.

1394
01:13:26,916 --> 01:13:29,083
Kalau ada apa-apa
pada calon bayiku, bagaimana?

1395
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,541
Tapi, kondisi Andini
bagaimana sekarang, To?

1396
01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,541
Sekarang dia takut sendiri.
Minta ditemani terus.

1397
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,666
To.

1398
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,291
Masa mau berhenti, To?

1399
01:13:46,541 --> 01:13:48,708
Pikirkan nasibmu, anakmu.

1400
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,500
Butuh biaya besar.

1401
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:53,833
Iya, To.

1402
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:55,916
Sebenarnya,

1403
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,375
sayang juga, To, kalau berhenti sekarang.

1404
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,750
Solusinya cuma satu, To.

1405
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,333
Kita ritual, beres.

1406
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,416
Justru itu yang mereka mau, Dimas.

1407
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:09,500
Kalau kita ritual lagi,
kita jadi budak dedemit.

1408
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,416
Memangnya kenapa?

1409
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:14,000
- Memangnya kamu apa? Budak juga, kan?
- Kamu bilang apa?

1410
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,416
Aku salah tidak, To?

1411
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,333
Ndra. Aku salah?

1412
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:17,333
Sudah.

1413
01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:19,625
Wih.

1414
01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,083
To. <i>Ingat,</i> To.

1415
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:23,750
Ingat.

1416
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,041
Kamu bisa menikah.

1417
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,958
Punya rumah. Punya segalanya.

1418
01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:30,875
Gara-gara apa?

1419
01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:31,875
Ritual.

1420
01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:36,250
Kalau kamu miskin,
anakmu mau dikasih makan apa?

1421
01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:38,625
Makan, ya, tinggal makan!

1422
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,375
Yang penting tidak makan uang haram.

1423
01:14:40,458 --> 01:14:43,125
Bajingan!

1424
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:44,208
Kamu bajingan, To.

1425
01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:46,875
Sudah punya semuanya baru bilang haram.

1426
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:47,791
Munafik!

1427
01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:50,500
Dim, jangan bicara seperti itu.

1428
01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:51,750
Anto ini temanmu.

1429
01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:54,166
Teman apa? Teman tahi seperti ini!

1430
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:56,458
Saat susah, mendatangi kita sendiri.

1431
01:14:56,541 --> 01:14:58,625
Saat senang, membela wanita tahi itu!

1432
01:14:58,708 --> 01:14:59,541
Bajingan, anjing!

1433
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,333
Dari tadi bicara,
kau dengar tidak, goblok?

1434
01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:02,375
Jangan bentak aku!

1435
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:05,500
Itu makanya Andani
sama anakku diganggu dedemit!

1436
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:06,833
To.

1437
01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:07,791
Goblok!

1438
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,791
Kalau mau ritual, pergi sana!

1439
01:15:09,875 --> 01:15:11,625
- Yang sabar.
- Iya, aku ritual!

1440
01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:13,500
Aku ritual sama Indra!

1441
01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:15,125
Kenapa?

1442
01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,041
Kalau bukan karena bumbuku, ramai satemu?

1443
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,250
Laku satemu itu?

1444
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,583
Merasa paling tenar sekarang!

1445
01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:20,916
Iya!

1446
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,375
Aku buktikan, To!

1447
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,458
Kamu ini pecundang! Miskin!

1448
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:27,916
Sudah sini, percaya sama aku!

1449
01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:30,166
Goblok!

1450
01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:31,833
Tak tahu diri!

1451
01:15:31,916 --> 01:15:33,833
- Anto, Dim.
- Sudah!

1452
01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:39,375
Minuman, enam mendatar depan huruf...

1453
01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:41,625
A.

1454
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,500
ASI.

1455
01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:47,791
A...

1456
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,958
SI. Kurang banyak.

1457
01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:51,958
Ini.

1458
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:54,958
Nah, ini. Angsle.

1459
01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,375
Pak.

1460
01:15:58,458 --> 01:15:59,291
Apa, Bu?

1461
01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,666
Aku kangen sama Andini.

1462
01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:03,791
Ya, tinggal telepon, Bu.

1463
01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:06,458
Aku ingin main di rumah Andini.

1464
01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:11,291
Kenapa main di rumah Andini, Bu?

1465
01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,583
Main di sini saja. Mumpung sepi.

1466
01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,625
Diajak omong tidak jelas.

1467
01:16:16,708 --> 01:16:19,000
Andini itu kan lagi hamil.

1468
01:16:19,916 --> 01:16:22,708
Aku khawatir. Andini tidak terurus.

1469
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,041
Anto, kan, lagi sibuk.

1470
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:27,750
Ya, sudah.

1471
01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:30,541
Nanti malam kita main
ke rumah Andini, ya, Bu.

1472
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:32,500
Ya.

1473
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,958
Sudahlah, Bu. Tidak usah khawatir.

1474
01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:41,791
Bapak yakin Anto bakal jaga anak kita
dengan baik, ya.

1475
01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:42,708
Iya.

1476
01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:47,750
Sabar, Dik.

1477
01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,833
Ini.

1478
01:16:55,041 --> 01:16:57,666
Tenang saja. Ini ada Mas.

1479
01:17:07,875 --> 01:17:09,666
Bah.

1480
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:10,958
Tolong istri saya, Bah.

1481
01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:15,125
Akhirnya, kamu butuh bantuanku.

1482
01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,416
Ya.

1483
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:20,166
Dari awal,

1484
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,375
saya sudah tahu
kalau rumah ini bau gosong.

1485
01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,791
Iya, ayo.

1486
01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:26,083
Bau dedemit.

1487
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:27,666
Ya, ayo, istri saya.

1488
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:31,000
Sebentar, semua energinya negatif.

1489
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,208
Apa?

1490
01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:34,208
Mau berkali-kali kamu pindah rumah,

1491
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:36,291
dia akan tetap mengejar kamu.

1492
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:37,916
Iya, ayo, baik.

1493
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:38,833
Sebentar.

1494
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:39,958
Apa?

1495
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,833
Istrimu mana?

1496
01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,708
Makanya, di dalam. Di kamar, ayo.

1497
01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:44,625
Oh, iya, ya.

1498
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,041
Coba jelaskan.

1499
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
Pesugihan apa yang sudah kamu lakukan?

1500
01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:12,541
Sate gagak, Bah.

1501
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,541
Tapi saya terpaksa, Bah. Saya butuh.

1502
01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,791
Saya sudah menduga itu.

1503
01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:22,791
Seharusnya, sebagai manusia,

1504
01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:24,916
jika menginginkan sesuatu...

1505
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,416
kamu memohon kepada Sang Pencipta.

1506
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:32,041
Bukan malah minta
pada dedemit rendahan seperti mereka.

1507
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:40,083
Bah. Apa pun akan saya lakukan, Bah.

1508
01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:42,416
Yang penting,
istri sama calon anak saya selamat, Bah.

1509
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:48,416
Kamu harus melakukan
ritual pembakaran harta.

1510
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,833
Membakar sebagian harta

1511
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:52,375
yang sudah kamu dapatkan
dari pesugihan tersebut.

1512
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,750
Sebagai simbol pembersihan.

1513
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:15,833
Itu hanya bersifat sementara.
Nanti malam kita lakukan ritualnya.

1514
01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:21,416
Sekarang, kamu siapkan
wadah untuk pembakaran.

1515
01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,625
Lilin, air, dan juga daun kelor.

1516
01:19:25,708 --> 01:19:26,541
Siap, Bah.

1517
01:19:27,041 --> 01:19:27,875
Itu saja?

1518
01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,041
Belum. Ada lagi.

1519
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,083
Nasi kuning.

1520
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,125
Ayam kampung.

1521
01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:34,166
Paha sebelah kiri, tiga potong.

1522
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,166
Itu buat apa?

1523
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,208
Kamu dengar sesuatu?

1524
01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:45,875
Apa itu, Bah?

1525
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,166
Dengar kerucuk-kerucuk?

1526
01:19:48,916 --> 01:19:50,875
Asam lambungku naik. Aku lapar.

1527
01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:52,666
Ternyata lapar saja.

1528
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,958
Kalau tidak mau ya sudah,
orang aku mau berantem sama dedemit.

1529
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,541
Tidak kamu siapkan tenaganya,

1530
01:19:57,625 --> 01:19:58,750
aku kan butuh kalori.

1531
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,500
- Aku siapkan.
- Kamu tidak kelihatan.

1532
01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,333
Aku seperti ini, kamu tidak tahu.

1533
01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:12,958
Kita pakai resepnya Anto?

1534
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,333
Tidak!

1535
01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:18,291
Ini aku bikin resep sendiri.
Pasti lebih enak dari punya Anto.

1536
01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,958
Terus bumbu sama bahannya apa saja?

1537
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,666
Kuanggap orang biasa.

1538
01:20:25,375 --> 01:20:26,458
Ini pasti lebih enak.

1539
01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:29,500
Pakai merica, garam,
bawang merah, bawang putih.

1540
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,250
Tomat, santan, air.

1541
01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:33,500
Loh kok pakai santan sama air?

1542
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,125
Kita mau bikin tongseng gagak?

1543
01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,166
Ini inovasi.

1544
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,208
Biar kita tidak ketergantungan sama Anto.

1545
01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,375
Sudah. Menurut saja sama aku.

1546
01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:42,875
Kurang yakin aku.

1547
01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:45,208
Ndra...

1548
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:48,375
Kita minta yang mahal, ya.
Satu tusuk, 200 juta.

1549
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:52,500
Ya, kemahalan, Dim. Seratus saja.

1550
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:56,083
Genapkan saja 200, kalau 100 tanggung.

1551
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,208
Ya, sudah tengahnya saja.

1552
01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:02,041
Seratus lima puluh.

1553
01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:05,541
Yang beli, kan, dedemit.

1554
01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,375
Kenapa kamu yang menawar?

1555
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,166
Bakar baranya.

1556
01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:16,916
Sate, satu tusuk 200 juta.

1557
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:20,916
Sate, satu tusuk 200 juta.

1558
01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,625
Dik.

1559
01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:37,916
Bah. Ini, Bah.

1560
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,541
- Dik.
- Tenang saja.

1561
01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,791
Lilinnya.

1562
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:45,750
Ini semua adalah simbol pembersihan.

1563
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:49,916
Di hatimu harus ikhlas
melepaskan semuanya.

1564
01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:51,583
Iya,

1565
01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:52,500
Ini.

1566
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,125
Kamu harus bakar ini.

1567
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,916
Biarkan api kembali ke api.

1568
01:21:58,625 --> 01:21:59,458
Selayaknya.

1569
01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:03,500
Maksudnya apa?

1570
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,583
Tidak tahu. Ramai di TikTok begitu.

1571
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:07,333
Banyak duitnya.

1572
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,500
Ayo, kita ke sana.

1573
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,500
Pak. Ayo, Pak. Cepat, Pak.

1574
01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:23,416
Sebentar, Bu.

1575
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,125
Kan capai dorong motor.

1576
01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:27,000
Pakai habis bensin lagi.

1577
01:22:29,708 --> 01:22:30,541
Pak.

1578
01:22:31,791 --> 01:22:33,875
Kok banyak burung gagak, ya?

1579
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:35,708
Iya, Bu.

1580
01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:38,166
Banyak burung gagak.

1581
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,333
Pak!

1582
01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:45,000
Kok burungmu banyak banget?

1583
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,125
Iya, Bu.

1584
01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:49,250
Aku kok seperti Limbad, ya.

1585
01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:59,208
Andini.

1586
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,208
- Badannya panas banget, Pak.
- Ya, Allah.

1587
01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:03,666
To!

1588
01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:05,708
- Waduh.
- Siapa itu?

1589
01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:06,750
Orang tua Andini.

1590
01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:07,833
Kamu tenangkan dulu.

1591
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,583
Pak. Bu.

1592
01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:11,791
Andini kenapa, To?

1593
01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,250
Anu... Apa... Ini...

1594
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:16,083
Nanti saya jelaskan,
tapi biar kami selesaikan dulu ya, Pak.

1595
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,541
Bah!

1596
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:24,500
Rahayu!

1597
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,125
Anak ini tidak salah!

1598
01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,041
Pergi!

1599
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,125
Segera lakukan.

1600
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,208
- Andini!
- Pak.

1601
01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:40,625
Tidak bisa, Bah.

1602
01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,791
- Andini.
- Tak bisa.

1603
01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,916
To. Kamu mengaku.

1604
01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,875
Sepertinya, kamu tidak sendirian, ya?

1605
01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:51,875
Di mana mereka sekarang?

1606
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,833
Ini Mbah, minumnya.

1607
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:06,000
Selamat menikmati.

1608
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,666
Nikmati hidupmu!

1609
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:12,666
Ramai, kan?

1610
01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:14,375
Apa kubilang?

1611
01:24:14,916 --> 01:24:17,500
Resepku pasti disukai dedemit ini.

1612
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,666
Anto.

1613
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:29,750
Halo, To.

1614
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,000
Apa?

1615
01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:32,916
Bakar harta?

1616
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,625
Iya.

1617
01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:36,583
Iya.

1618
01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:38,208
Iya, aku sekarang ke sana.

1619
01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:47,500
Sudah, kita berhenti jualan.
Kita harus ke Anto.

1620
01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,500
Tak sudi!

1621
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,208
Sudah, tak usah pikirkan Anto.

1622
01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,416
Kita fokus jualan
biar duit kita makin banyak.

1623
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,333
Dim!

1624
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:59,000
Tidak semua itu tentang duit!

1625
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,708
Banyak yang cuma mau jadi kaya.

1626
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,166
Kamu serakah dari awal!

1627
01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,083
Rasakan ini!

1628
01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:11,625
Ada apa, Pelanggan?

1629
01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:23,583
Sabar.

1630
01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:26,083
Medik! Tolong, medik!

1631
01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:27,541
Dihitung tidak, Ndra?

1632
01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:28,458
Kenapa, Ndra?

1633
01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:32,125
Hei! Kenapa semuanya?

1634
01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:34,541
Kenapa ini?

1635
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:36,916
Sabar. Sebentar.

1636
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,541
Bisa? Ini kenapa, Ndra?

1637
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,083
Ndra, dia mau pergi.

1638
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:42,791
Bos, mau ke mana?

1639
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,791
Bos?

1640
01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:45,708
Bayar dulu, Bos, kalau habis makan.

1641
01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:46,958
Bos, uangku, Bos!

1642
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:47,875
Bayar!

1643
01:25:49,583 --> 01:25:50,750
Bapak ke mana?

1644
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,916
Bajingan!

1645
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,458
Uangku mana, uangku?

1646
01:25:54,541 --> 01:25:56,375
Hei! Bayar!

1647
01:25:56,458 --> 01:25:57,333
Bajingan!

1648
01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:58,708
Ndra, bagaimana kita?

1649
01:25:59,958 --> 01:26:01,291
Ndra! Bagaimana, Ndra?

1650
01:26:02,416 --> 01:26:03,291
Bajingan.

1651
01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:08,791
Ini sudah tak beres idemu.

1652
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:13,125
Pokoknya, aku mau ke tempat Anto.

1653
01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:16,000
Kamu ikut atau tidak, aku tak peduli!

1654
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:16,958
Itu urusanmu!

1655
01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,208
Bah, bagaimana?

1656
01:26:25,291 --> 01:26:26,125
Cah Ayu.

1657
01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:27,666
Aku tahu kau siapa saja.

1658
01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,208
Pergilah kalian!

1659
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:33,791
Andini.

1660
01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:36,083
Nak.

1661
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,125
Nak.

1662
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:42,500
Nak.

1663
01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:45,583
- Pak.
- Nak.

1664
01:26:47,625 --> 01:26:49,458
- Iya, ibu.
- Bu.

1665
01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:51,583
Mas.

1666
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:55,291
Aku mimpi buruk lagi, Mas.

1667
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:56,833
Iya.

1668
01:26:56,916 --> 01:26:58,833
Bah, tadi istriku tak apa-apa, kan?

1669
01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:00,250
Tidak apa-apa.

1670
01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:03,416
Istrimu sempat ditawan dedemit.

1671
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,000
Apa? Dedemit?

1672
01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:07,333
To. Jelaskan apa ini?

1673
01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:09,000
Iya, nanti saya jelaskan, Pak.

1674
01:27:09,083 --> 01:27:09,958
Sekarang!

1675
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:12,541
Aku butuh penjelasannya sekarang!

1676
01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:16,833
Mas, ini apa, Mas?

1677
01:27:16,916 --> 01:27:18,458
To. Apa ini, To?

1678
01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:21,750
- To!
- To, apa ini?

1679
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:34,916
Setan!

1680
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:39,000
Aku takut, Pak.

1681
01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:45,500
Mas!

1682
01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:55,625
Sate.

1683
01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:57,833
Sate.

1684
01:27:59,666 --> 01:28:00,750
Sate.

1685
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:02,791
- Ibu?
- Bu!

1686
01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:03,916
Bu.

1687
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,375
Sate.

1688
01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:06,291
Bu.

1689
01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,208
Aku yang kesurupan, Bu.

1690
01:28:08,291 --> 01:28:10,791
Aku minta soto pakai emping.

1691
01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:18,750
Ibu.

1692
01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:21,125
Bu.

1693
01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:22,875
Bu.

1694
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:23,791
Sate.

1695
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:25,875
Sate.

1696
01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:27,291
Sate.

1697
01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,000
Dedemit, pergi!

1698
01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:31,375
Dedemit, pergi! Dedemit, manut!

1699
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,333
Mas Budi?

1700
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,000
- Kamu, ya.
- Iya.

1701
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,500
Mbah Jati bagaimana kabarnya? Sehat, kan?

1702
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:47,208
Alhamdulillah sehat juga.

1703
01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:53,166
Mas Budi ini muridnya Mbah Jati.

1704
01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:54,083
Tolong!

1705
01:28:57,291 --> 01:28:58,833
Ini kenapa pada ke sini?

1706
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,458
Ditelepon Anto.
Katanya suruh ikut ritual bakar harta.

1707
01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:08,791
Untung Anto telepon aku.

1708
01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,125
Ayo, coba.

1709
01:29:11,208 --> 01:29:12,500
To!

1710
01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,500
Anto!

1711
01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:17,708
- To.
- To.

1712
01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:20,916
Jangan!

1713
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,125
Dim, pergi!

1714
01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:26,666
- Bagaimana ini, Bah?
- Sini.

1715
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:35,666
Aku takut kalau semakin pagi,
kalian celaka.

1716
01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:38,125
- Mas.
- Iya, Dik.

1717
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:39,333
- Mas.
- Iya.

1718
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,333
Ini sebenarnya ada apa sih?

1719
01:29:41,416 --> 01:29:43,958
Sabar. Nanti kujelaskan, ya.

1720
01:29:44,041 --> 01:29:45,083
Ayo, To. Fokus, To.

1721
01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:46,208
Ini tidak bisa, Bah.

1722
01:29:46,291 --> 01:29:47,291
To!

1723
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,000
Dim.

1724
01:29:52,208 --> 01:29:53,083
Tolong.

1725
01:29:56,875 --> 01:29:57,875
Bu. Jangan, Bu.

1726
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,458
Mas Budi!

1727
01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:06,166
Dedemit pergi! Dedemit manut!

1728
01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:12,958
To, cepat lakukan, To!

1729
01:30:13,625 --> 01:30:14,750
Tunggu, korek apinya habis.

1730
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:20,500
Ndra, halangi pintu depan
pakai garam sekarang.

1731
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,458
Ayo, Dim.

1732
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,041
Harus bersamaan!

1733
01:30:33,458 --> 01:30:35,041
Sate.

1734
01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:40,458
Pintar.

1735
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,708
Jangan.

1736
01:30:58,083 --> 01:31:01,208
To, cepat, To!
Tenagaku sudah mau habis, To!

1737
01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:11,041
Mbak Kunti...

1738
01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:14,208
Ini mulutmu tak terurus. Sikat gigi, dong.

1739
01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:16,541
Bu. Ibu!

1740
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,083
Bu.

1741
01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:19,458
Itu Mas Anto, Bu.

1742
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:20,708
Tak peduli.

1743
01:31:20,791 --> 01:31:21,625
Bu.

1744
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:23,875
Mas Anto.

1745
01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:28,791
Ibu!

1746
01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:29,875
Bakar, To!

1747
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,875
To! Bakar, To!

1748
01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,208
Tolong.

1749
01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,625
Aku pulang kalau begini. Ampun!

1750
01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:06,958
Soto.

1751
01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,041
Soto!

1752
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,250
Aku suka...

1753
01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:13,291
Soto.

1754
01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:16,333
Pak, kesurupannya sudah.

1755
01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:18,208
Sudah, ya?

1756
01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,375
Saya kira masih, Mas.

1757
01:32:23,250 --> 01:32:24,291
Bu.

1758
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,125
Jadi, selama ini...

1759
01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:38,541
semua yang kamu kasih
buat aku sama calon anakmu itu

1760
01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:39,583
hasil pesugihan, Mas?

1761
01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:42,541
Tega kamu, ya!

1762
01:32:43,916 --> 01:32:44,750
To!

1763
01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:47,000
Kamu mau jelaskan apa, To?

1764
01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:50,000
Kok bisa kamu ambil
jalan pintas seperti ini?

1765
01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:52,625
Kok tak berpikir kamu, To!

1766
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,041
Apa yang kamu lakukan ini
akan memakan korban!

1767
01:32:57,541 --> 01:32:58,833
Bapak kecewa sama kamu, To.

1768
01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:02,416
Padahal Bapak yakin kamu itu orang baik.

1769
01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:05,833
Minta maaf, Pak.

1770
01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:08,958
Saya terpaksa.
Saya takut kehilangan Andini, Pak.

1771
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,958
Takut kehilangan Andini?

1772
01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:14,500
Kamu tak takut berurusan dengan dedemit.

1773
01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:17,041
Kamu memang tidak pantas sama Andini!

1774
01:33:17,666 --> 01:33:19,083
Kembalikan Andini!

1775
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:21,000
- Aku masih sanggup mengurus.
- Bu.

1776
01:33:21,541 --> 01:33:22,708
Sebaiknya kalian cerai!

1777
01:33:22,791 --> 01:33:23,958
Bu. Ampun, Bu. Jangan.

1778
01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:24,958
Bu.

1779
01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:28,916
Bu. Andini lagi hamil, Bu.

1780
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,416
Ini, Andini mengandung cucumu, Bu.

1781
01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:35,125
Cucu!

1782
01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:37,000
Mau Ibu punya cucu dedemit?

1783
01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:38,041
Imas Indriyani!

1784
01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:42,166
Aku mengerti Anto memang salah.

1785
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:45,458
Tapi kalau omong jangan sembarangan!

1786
01:33:46,791 --> 01:33:49,791
Seumur kamu boleh, Bu,
semena-mena sama aku.

1787
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,500
Tapi jangan semena-mena sama cucu kita!

1788
01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:56,875
Semua ini terjadi
gara-gara tuntutanmu yang tak masuk akal!

1789
01:33:59,250 --> 01:34:02,625
Dunia berputar
bukan cuma buat kamu saja, Bu.

1790
01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:05,208
Semua orang berhak berbahagia.

1791
01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,750
Semua orang!

1792
01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,750
Dengan caranya masing-masing.

1793
01:34:09,541 --> 01:34:11,500
Ya, termasuk Anto dan Andini.

1794
01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:13,083
Paham?

1795
01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:16,583
Pak. Bu.

1796
01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:19,666
Mohon maaf.

1797
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,958
Saya janji, Bu, Pak.

1798
01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:23,541
Tak mau lagi. Takkan diulangi lagi.

1799
01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:25,833
Saya janji jadi suami
yang bertanggung jawab.

1800
01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:26,875
Ya, Dik, ya.

1801
01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:29,166
Aku lakukan ini terpaksa, Dik.
Aku sayang kamu.

1802
01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:31,333
Itu buat anak kita, ya.

1803
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:30,750
<i>Orang itu kalau lagi kepepet</i>

1804
01:35:30,833 --> 01:35:33,958
<i>gampang sekali tergoda
sama yang namanya jalan pintas.</i>

1805
01:35:34,541 --> 01:35:37,458
<i>Apalagi kalau sudah ada
iming-iming duit banyak,</i>

1806
01:35:37,541 --> 01:35:40,708
<i>kaya mendadak, sampai dipuji-puji orang.</i>

1807
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,750
<i>Lupa kalau semua itu tak ada yang instan.</i>

1808
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,375
<i>Tapi, ya, begitu.</i>

1809
01:35:47,458 --> 01:35:49,500
<i>Hidupmu selalu ada misterinya.</i>

1810
01:35:50,041 --> 01:35:52,583
<i>Yang instan pasti ada akibatnya.</i>

1811
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:59,583
<i>♪ Gelap sisi sembunyi ♪</i>

1812
01:36:03,583 --> 01:36:10,500
<i>♪ Kugadaikan yakinku untuk cinta ♪</i>

1813
01:36:11,458 --> 01:36:16,875
<i>♪ Dan kau yakin bersamanya ♪</i>

1814
01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:22,541
<i>♪ Kau pernah membuatku ♪</i>

1815
01:36:23,625 --> 01:36:28,208
<i>Ingat, kalau mau berhasil
harus lewat usaha dan kerja keras.</i>

1816
01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:30,333
<i>Sama yang paling penting</i>

1817
01:36:30,416 --> 01:36:33,875
<i>Jangan lupa bersyukur
dengan hasil apa pun yang kita dapat.</i>

1818
01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:40,708
<i>♪ Inikah komedi romantis ♪</i>

1819
01:36:44,666 --> 01:36:45,500
<i>Iya, ya.</i>

1820
01:36:46,083 --> 01:36:48,375
<i>Maksud baik juga harus dibarengi
dengan tindakan baik.</i>

1821
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,083
<i>Jangan cuma demi mendapat pengakuan.</i>

1822
01:36:51,583 --> 01:36:52,916
<i>Demi dapat pujian.</i>

1823
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:54,208
<i>Demi dapat perhatian.</i>

1824
01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:57,083
<i>Kita menggunakan cara-cara sembarangan.</i>

1825
01:36:58,125 --> 01:36:58,958
<i>Jadi, sadar...</i>

1826
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:02,583
<i>kalau semuanya tak hanya bisa
dinilai dengan nominal.</i>

1827
01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:07,125
<i>Bu, maafkan anakmu.</i>

1828
01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:09,250
<i>Aku salah mengambil keputusan.</i>

1829
01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:12,958
<i>Kupikir dengan cara ini
bisa buat Ibu bahagia.</i>

1830
01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:13,875
Dimas.

1831
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:16,416
Ingat...

1832
01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:20,833
Maafmu Ibu terima.

1833
01:37:24,666 --> 01:37:26,500
Ibu cuma butuh kamu.

1834
01:37:29,083 --> 01:37:30,875
Bukan uang kamu.

1835
01:37:33,791 --> 01:37:38,958
<i>♪ Inikah komedi romantis ♪</i>

1836
01:37:39,041 --> 01:37:40,583
Di dunia ini,

1837
01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:43,958
Ibu cuma punya kamu.

1838
01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:52,000
<i>♪ Terang yang tak pasti ♪</i>

1839
01:37:54,208 --> 01:37:56,583
<i>Namanya manusia, ya, begitu.</i>

1840
01:37:57,291 --> 01:37:58,916
<i>Memang gampang sekali kena goda.</i>

1841
01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,375
<i>Apalagi zaman sekarang.</i>

1842
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,208
<i>Segala hal harus dicek lagi kebenarannya.</i>

1843
01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:10,291
<i>Tak ada kata aman
kalau sudah coba yang namanya pesugihan.</i>

1844
01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:12,708
<i>Lagi pula,</i>

1845
01:38:12,791 --> 01:38:15,166
<i>cuma orang goblok
yang mau pakai pesugihan.</i>

1846
01:38:16,333 --> 01:38:18,833
<i>Ya, seperti aku begini.</i>

1847
01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:20,166
<i>Goblok.</i>

1848
01:38:20,708 --> 01:38:21,541
<i>Jelek.</i>

1849
01:38:22,291 --> 01:38:23,375
<i>Jelek sekali bahkan.</i>

1850
01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:32,833
{\an8}Ndra.

1851
01:38:32,916 --> 01:38:33,750
{\an8}Apa?

1852
01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,208
Cepat. Itu ditunggu.

1853
01:38:35,291 --> 01:38:36,916
Ini sudah jadi, kok.

1854
01:38:37,625 --> 01:38:39,500
Mas, sudah jadi es tehnya. Ini.

1855
01:38:41,041 --> 01:38:42,458
Kamu yang antar.

1856
01:38:42,541 --> 01:38:46,041
Jangan diambil sendiri, Mas.
Orang diantar begini kok diambil sendiri.

1857
01:38:46,125 --> 01:38:46,958
Ini.

1858
01:38:47,041 --> 01:38:48,125
Cakep.

1859
01:38:48,208 --> 01:38:49,541
- Silakan.
- Ya.

1860
01:38:53,250 --> 01:38:54,083
Dik.

1861
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:56,333
Istirahat di rumah saja.

1862
01:38:56,833 --> 01:38:58,125
Kasihan bayinya.

1863
01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:00,458
Tidak mau.

1864
01:39:01,416 --> 01:39:05,333
Pokoknya, aku temani kamu jualan di sini.

1865
01:39:07,041 --> 01:39:10,833
Pokoknya sampai kamu
ketahuan pesugihan lagi...

1866
01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,208
Ini.

1867
01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:15,458
Patah.

1868
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,083
Tidak.

1869
01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:18,583
- Yakin?
- Ya.

1870
01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:22,416
Iya. Duduk, Dik.

1871
01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:24,208
Sudah. Kasihan bayinya.

1872
01:39:25,083 --> 01:39:26,583
Di sini boleh, tapi duduk.

1873
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:28,541
Hati-hati.

1874
01:39:42,750 --> 01:39:43,583
Bah.

1875
01:39:44,750 --> 01:39:47,500
To. Sate 100 tusuk.

1876
01:39:49,708 --> 01:39:52,041
Banyak sekali. Buat apa?

1877
01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:53,333
Sajen.

1878
01:39:56,791 --> 01:39:57,750
Cuma bercanda.

1879
01:39:57,833 --> 01:39:59,125
Oalah!

1880
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,666
Jangan kurang ajar kamu.

1881
01:40:02,708 --> 01:40:04,250
Kamu itu aku selamatkan.

1882
01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:06,166
Iya, Abah Budi yang begitu.

1883
01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:07,791
Di rumah lagi ada acara keluarga.

1884
01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:08,958
Aku kasih bonus.

1885
01:40:09,041 --> 01:40:10,708
- Berapa?
- Bungkusnya.

1886
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:14,375
- Tidak lucu.
- Aku siapkan.

1887
01:40:20,958 --> 01:40:23,875
Setan memang tidak pernah menyerah
menggoda manusia.

1888
01:40:27,541 --> 01:40:29,583
- Apa, Bah?
- Tidak apa-apa.

1889
01:40:30,125 --> 01:40:31,375
Duduk. Aku siapkan.

1890
01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:21,583
{\an8}Soal sepele,
seperti tidak pernah bawa motor saja.

1891
01:41:21,666 --> 01:41:24,000
Heh, goblok!

1892
01:41:24,083 --> 01:41:25,291
Seperti ini caranya.

1893
01:41:38,916 --> 01:41:41,500
Allahu Akbar.

1894
01:41:46,166 --> 01:41:48,666
Bumi gonjang-ganjing.

1895
01:41:59,125 --> 01:41:59,958
<i>Cut!</i>

1896
01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:01,333
<i>Cut!</i>

1897
01:42:06,416 --> 01:42:07,250
Dim!

1898
01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:08,666
To!

1899
01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:10,875
Ambulans!

1900
01:42:11,583 --> 01:42:12,416
Jangan.

1901
01:42:13,958 --> 01:42:15,541
- Sekarang...
- Bau, anjing.

1902
01:42:16,125 --> 01:42:17,458
Selamat menikmati.

1903
01:42:17,541 --> 01:42:19,458
Jangan rusuh, Mbak.

1904
01:42:19,541 --> 01:42:21,666
Tenang semuanya selamat. Aman, ya.

1905
01:42:21,750 --> 01:42:23,291
Bagaimana satenya?

1906
01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,208
Mantap.

1907
01:42:25,083 --> 01:42:26,125
Pasti, Teman.

1908
01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:31,375
Mantap.

1909
01:42:31,458 --> 01:42:34,500
Aku dihajar kuntilanak,
kamu tidak tahu apa.

1910
01:42:34,583 --> 01:42:35,583
Jangan mengantuk.

1911
01:42:36,083 --> 01:42:36,916
Apa itu?

1912
01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:38,625
Apa itu, Bah?

1913
01:42:38,708 --> 01:42:39,750
Ada serangan.

1914
01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:41,916
- Serangan apa?
- Serangan balik.

1915
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:43,083
Dari Bahrain?

1916
01:42:43,541 --> 01:42:44,750
Ponaryo Astaman.

1917
01:42:45,333 --> 01:42:46,166
Arwahnya.

1918
01:42:46,708 --> 01:42:47,541
Masih hidup, Bah.

1919
01:42:56,041 --> 01:42:56,875
Ya, sudah.

1920
01:42:56,958 --> 01:43:01,500
Aku pelintir dirimu. Pelintir.

1921
01:43:05,791 --> 01:43:07,291
Bah. Tolong, Bah!

1922
01:43:07,375 --> 01:43:08,208
Bah!

1923
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:09,750
Mau ke mana, woi?

1924
01:43:25,750 --> 01:43:26,666
Eh.

1925
01:43:27,708 --> 01:43:31,250
Nah, ajian raga sukma.

1926
01:43:31,333 --> 01:43:33,875
Kemampuan melepaskan jiwa
dari tubuh fisik.

1927
01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:34,958
Cocok.

1928
01:43:35,041 --> 01:43:36,583
Kalau aku tidak bisa balik bagaimana?

1929
01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:38,583
Andini sendirian. Sedih.

1930
01:43:38,666 --> 01:43:40,791
- Tenang ada aku.
- Justru karena ada kamu.

1931
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:44,291
Nah, ini.

1932
01:43:44,375 --> 01:43:45,625
Ajian Lima Daya.

1933
01:43:45,708 --> 01:43:48,083
Ilmu yang membuat seseorang kebal
terhadap kematian.

1934
01:43:48,166 --> 01:43:49,541
- Kokoh.
- Asoi.

1935
01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:51,458
Kamu tidak mau mati pengen jadi apa?

1936
01:43:51,541 --> 01:43:52,375
<i>Angry Bird?</i>

1937
01:43:52,458 --> 01:43:54,375
Mati, hidup lagi.

1938
01:43:54,958 --> 01:43:57,375
Coba.

1939
01:43:57,458 --> 01:43:59,125
Lagi.

1940
01:43:59,208 --> 01:44:01,791
Terakhir sekali.

1941
01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:05,583
Nah, ini.

1942
01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,333
Buku harianku tersayang,

1943
01:44:07,416 --> 01:44:09,708
sore itu hujan turun deras sekali.

1944
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:12,625
Tante Mawar, bukan nama sebenar...

1945
01:44:12,708 --> 01:44:13,916
Cerita jorok mbahmu.

1946
01:44:14,333 --> 01:44:15,875
Datang dengan...

1947
01:44:16,916 --> 01:44:19,458
Mbahmu laki-laki lajang.



