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[peaceful music]
This campaign is about authenticity.
It sets new standards.
We want to show women the real people, like you or me.
That's why we focus on emotions and natural beauty.
That's our vision of femininity.
[baby crying]
[upbeat music]
[model 1] We're ourselves.
We're independent.
We set our rules.
[upbeat music]
[baby crying]
We're strong.
We're strong women.
[upbeat music]
Hey, what about breakfast?
[Baśka] It was fun, thanks!
[model 1] We're all different and real.
[sighs]
Not bad.
No, no. Not now.
[upbeat music]
Simply me.
[together] Simply us!
[director] Cut. Take five.
[upbeat music]
BEAUTIFUL!
Jeez, what are you doing, Krystyna?
I wanted to give you...
Oh, Jeez.
[sighs]
It would be nice if...
It's been a while, since...
[sighs]
Krysia...
I don't know.
Some other time.
Breakfast time.
Krystyna...
No, it's okay.
But thanks.
[sighs]
[singing Supermenka by Kayah] ♪ If I could be a man for just one day ♪
♪ I'd be a superman for sure ♪
♪ I know so many things about women ♪
[honking]
What an idiot.
[engine failing] No, no, please.
Please, no...
Put these pants on, please.
- No! - [Maciek] Okay, so...
- [Magda] Please. - Thanks.
You like those.
Come on, son.
[screams]
[sighs]
I got promoted.
Are you listening?
Yes, congrats.
Baby, this is your last chance.
Tadek!
Calm down, will you?
- It's summer. - [sighs]
Cool, thanks.
Fantastic. Not a single pair of clean shorts.
[Maciek] I'll call the washing machine guy.
[Tadzio] I'm bored!
- For the last time, please. - Give me.
[sighs]
[Maciek] Why do so?
Wanna be like Batman?
Yes?
These aren't leggings.
These are...
gaiters.
Batman wears gaiters.
[mumbles]
Come here.
[peaceful music]
How about the wall?
Why this again?
We'd have a passage.
What for, Krysia?
I don't know.
[peaceful music]
[whistles]
Excuse me!
Yes?
Did you just whistle at me?
Me? At you?
Nobody else is here.
[comic music]
No, no, thanks! That's peachy!
I'm psyched that a stud like you noticed me.
Should I spread my legs here?
Or in the backseat?
The hood.
[comic music]
What do you prefer, Hun?
I whistled at the car.
It broke down. That's all.
But if I can help you in any way...
No, no. I'm good.
I can take care of myself.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, cool.
So... Bye.
Bye.
[midwife] Exhale. That's right.
Again, inhale.
[deep breath]
Let's imagine that we're in the vagina, and peel an orange with it.
Slowly, one layer at a time.
Peel while inhaling, and yawn with your anus.
That's right. Inhale.
Yes.
And now, suck it into your pelvis and hold, hold.
A little more, don't let go.
Honey...
Wait. Sorry, girls. I'm trying to wean her.
I breastfed my older son for almost two years, and...
he wrecked my boobs.
I feel guilty for nursing only for 16 months.
I have a friend who makes good breast implants.
Want her number?
[mother 1] Silicone is toxic.
Your own tissue is better.
The yoga girl used it.
Boobs, belly, thighs.
And the love tunnel.
[Magda] What?
Love tunnel?
Was any of you not nursing at all?
I've been wondering if it's alright to consider this.
Date nut?
[Pola] And so, Nochlin claims, it's wrong to ask,
why there are no female artists.
Instead, she analyzed the factors of genius in art,
explaining its phallocentric character.
[clapping]
Thank you for this presentation, Pola.
An excellent presentation about a significant woman,
artist, and a pioneer of equality.
Questions?
May I sit down?
The next lesson will be practical, as you guys wanted.
Any suggestions on the topic?
How to draw a huge penis?
[laughs]
Can anyone explain, what's so funny?
Patryk?
The topic is quite tough,
and...
we're laughing to ease the tension.
Maybe somebody should try and discuss this with us.
Maybe.
Thank Klaudia for this.
Okay, our next topic is "Relation between power and body."
Goodbye.
- Bye, Pati. - [Patryk] Bye.
[comic music]
Everything okay?
Goodbye.
Hi, darlings.
Time to wake up.
A healthy breakfast is something...
[sighs]
Hi, darlings.
Jeez, I'm so hungry.
I was up all night.
You wanna know why?
It's still a secret.
But I can't wait to share it with you.
Wish me luck. It's something very special.
[suspenseful music]
Hi.
Can you shut it?
Where are your parents?
Shut the lid.
A garbage truck might come.
It comes at 10 AM on Thursday. It's Tuesday.
Cool.
So...
Have fun.
[melancholic music]
Dad will come out soon.
We'll surprise him.
He handled our Shorts gate so well.
He'll be pleased.
[upbeat music]
I don't know any more jokes.
- There you go. - Thanks.
[melancholic music]
[peaceful music]
[man 1] Did 157 leave?
[woman 1] I don't know, sorry.
Excuse me, did 157 leave?
I really don't know, sir. No idea.
Have a nice day.
Thank you.
Sixty-one.
I drank too much water.
[assistant] It was sixty.
Okay.
Eighty-two.
I'm swollen because of the period.
Okay, thanks.
Did they give a reason?
It's irrelevant.
What now?
Don't know. We'll try with digital.
But did they say why?
They don't have to.
Maybe it's time.
For what?
[Agata] The B market.
But I...
don't want the B market.
Sweetie, they make very good commercials.
Artistic, unique.
The German washing machine?
It was very... Jula!
You look the way you look.
I mean, you're beautiful but...
Agata, please. Let's do anything.
Agata.
Please.
Okay, let's try...
- Asia. - Okay.
But be disciplined. Not an ounce more.
I'll call... maybe...
- [technician] The blood exams? - It's me.
No, stop! That way.
I'll call you.
Are you sure that this is the right prescription?
It's just that...
it's a... it's quite a mix.
I'm ill.
Card or cash?
[baby crying]
It's okay, sweetie.
It's okay.
[baby crying]
Oh, God...
[comic music]
[comic music intensifies]
[music stops]
[Krystyna] Władek?
[Władek] Yeah?
[Krystyna] I've been thinking...
Now that you...
have retired...
you'll have more spare time.
Yeah, I'd like that...
We could...
do something together again.
That's all we ever do.
Rather next to each other.
Do you even look at me?
I do, Krysia. Of course.
And even when I don't...
I still do.
I've signed us up for tango.
What?
A dancing class.
Thursday at 6 PM.
Can you cancel it?
No.
It's been paid for.
Dig, please.
Of course.
[deep breath]
Breakfast.
Don't slouch.
A cap.
Thanks.
So?
Nothing.
You wanted one.
Yeah.
- A baseball cap. - You just said "cap."
Baseball cap. It's summer.
I'll show you.
A baseball cap.
You'd make a mistake too if you had so much going on.
It's not a matter of mistake. You just don't care.
Don't say that. I care about you.
[phone ringing]
[Agata] It's urgent. I have to take it.
Yes?
Menopause? Is it certain?
How long does it take for hormones to stabilize?
I see.
As soon as possible. Thanks.
Oh!
Gee, I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
I can handle it.
Alone.
I'm cleaning the mess I made.
I believe in kindness of strangers.
I'm no stranger.
It's a quote.
A Streetcar Named Desire.
A theater play.
A movie.
The play was first.
[Kuba] Yeah? Didn't see it.
I thought you didn't.
Master's degree in squats.
But I promise to shape up.
- Kuba. - Baśka.
Very nice to meet you.
And degrees are irrelevant here.
I like to shape up.
[door slams]
Titian, Rubens, Manet, Schiele, Klimt.
Paintings of bodies have always set
the valid pattern of perfection.
But never before has it been so perfectly refined,
so idealized, as it is today.
What do you see?
I see two beautiful,
slightly absent fatties.
Of course you do.
Klaudia?
It's a woman and her reflection.
How she perceives herself.
Exactly.
That's right. Picasso.
Two Naked Women.
I think this painting has never been as valid as it is today.
Let's consider the relationship between the perfect body and power.
[vomiting]
[knocking on door]
Do you have an egg?
No, I don't.
Everybody has.
I told you so.
[vomiting]
Are you ill?
I think you are.
Thanks for the egg.
See ya.
[Baśka] Use red to draw things you like about yourself,
and blue for things you don't.
[peaceful music]
Pola?
Tell us about your drawing.
Well... I have cute lips.
Hair's also cool.
And the rest is blue.
Very blue.
Your ass is red too.
Do you have anything red, Patryk?
I'm all red. Nothing to show here.
Well, maybe except... this.
You might not know the scale.
You can make a career in cartoon business.
No, I prefer Renaissance, portraits.
Portraits contained things
that make people unique. A symbolic object.
Bring yours to the next class.
I already have it with me.
[laughs]
Write a paper.
"Why does this object make me unique."
Hi.
Look, I've been thinking...
You're a straight A student,
so maybe you'd like to help me with this paper?
I know nothing about you.
Sure, but I could tell you about myself.
I'm sorry, but...
- Gotta go. - No, wait.
C'mon.
Please. Today is...
It's my birthday.
Okay, so...
My place or yours?
My place is no good.
[Klaudia] So, my place.
Okay.
Cool.
So... See ya.
See ya.
[Magda] Why are we here?
You never know.
- When did last you have sex? - [Magda] What?
- Me? - I know when I had sex.
There you go.
Baśka, this isn't it.
I didn't say he has an affair.
See? See?
You didn't but if it seems fishy,
it needs checking, right?
What's fishy is that I wasn't happy with his promotion.
See? You're in an emotional trap.
Yeah, you are.
- Me? - Yes, you.
What? Why me?
You wanted us to follow him.
[baby fussing]
He's not like that.
Yeah.
So wasn't Darek. And then you had to comfort me for ages.
Oh, come on.
- What? - It's just...
What kind of an example is this?
[baby crying]
Come on. This is something different.
You see... I stay home too much.
I never go out.
What happened to me? Look at me.
I need to get a grip.
I need to fix myself.
First of all, I want to go back to work.
So practice what you preach already.
- Simple. - [shushing]
If he wants to leave me, he will.
Let's leave.
[Sandro] Now. Position.
Yes, and turn.
It's a square.
Quadrato. Obaldoza.
Yes. One,
two, three,
four, five,
six, seven, eight. Great!
Again.
One, two, three, four,
five, seven,
eight.
Okay. Now, wait.
A ver.
Amigos.
Tango.
It's not the connection of minds
but hearts.
Corazón.
The man asks.
The woman accepts.
Or she doesn't.
Okay, everybody.
Ika, para, musica.
[romantic music]
One, two.
Three, four.
Five. Six.
Seven.
Eight.
And now.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
You have to do the step...
Wait.
Krysia.
It's no use.
Why?
One, two.
Three.
Wait.
Let me. Krystyna .
[romantic music]
One, two, three ,
four, five, six,
seven, eight.
Good.
Easy, Krystyna.
Trust me.
Yes, yes, yes.
[Sandro] Great.
[Krystyna] Thank you.
Can we go now?
Why?
I'm tired of listening to this douche.
Władek!
Władek, wait!
Nice crib.
Thanks.
You look great.
So do you.
Thanks.
After you.
Guests first.
You're the host.
My mom is.
[laughs]
Whoa, I wasn't expecting this.
Happy birthday.
Thank you so much.
Did you make a wish?
Okay. Let's start with
what makes you unique.
I have feelings for you.
Since first grade.
Is this a joke?
Yeah. [laughs]
I'm sorry, I...
If you could see your face...
- I'll explain, so that... wait. - Okay.
It's just that I'm a hell of a liar.
Yup.
It's just a thing that I have.
I can be... I can be cool,
but I can also be an ass.
[laughs]
And sort of...
The question is...
why does this work?
Yeah, why?
I'm self-confident.
Nice.
I know.
Have you considered that behaving like this in real life,
you can really hurt somebody?
And you can forget who you really are.
That's not cool.
Okay, chill.
No, no. I'll handle this.
Easy.
[relieves himself]
How'd you know where we keep the vacuum?
Intuition.
Good morning.
This is Patryk.
- Agata. - Patryk.
- New... - New, old...
I'm her classmate.
Do I know you?
Fashion Week?
I don't think so.
If you're hungry, guys...
I can order something.
Thanks, we're leaving.
[Agata] Patryk.
Mrs. Natalia's son.
Well...
Yeah...
[engine failing]
[Kuba] Have a nice evening.
Where are you going?
- Me? - Who else?
What is it?
Do something.
[laughs]
[peaceful music]
Start the car.
Come on!
Start the car!
[engine starts]
[Klaudia] You should've said.
Well...
Didn't know what to say.
Hey, my mom's your cleaning lady
and sometimes I help her.
So, basically, I dust your windowsills.
That's a good start.
It's nothing to brag about.
I have nothing to brag about.
When I can...
pretend to be someone...
better, more interesting,
ambitious, with a real passion...
Then, why not?
I wear these masks...
to do so.
Even if I could wear such a mask, I wouldn't be able to hide my real self.
Who's that?
A chubby bore.
Something happened?
No, why?
Well... You're home.
I live here.
You only sleep here.
Klaudia, please. Not today.
If you want the house to yourself, just ask.
I don't.
Don't be shy.
Let's talk about sex.
Not with you!
[Agata] You have a boyfriend...
I don't.
[Agata] Let's eat our fav ice-cream.
We don't have fav ice-cream.
[Agata] Shame.
Shame.
And to be clear,
it's just sex. One-time thing.
[Kuba] Wait, wait.
Sorry, but it's not my thing.
[laughs]
One-time sex is not me.
- Is it a quote? - [Kuba] No.
Really, Basia.
I'm sorry but it's not me.
Really?
- [Kuba] Yes. - Cool.
- No, I'm... - No, sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
It could have been nice.
[sighs]
It could have.
[farts]
- [moans] - [farts]
[Magda] I'm sorry.
[Maciek] It's alright.
[Magda] I'm sorry.
Sorry.
[breathless]
This is kinda sexy.
Yeah, super sexy.
Farting vagina.
- Really. - [sighs]
Piglet.
Hey.
Look...
Do you feel any difference?
Is it different than before the labor?
No.
It's different.
- No. - It is.
You gave birth to two amazing children.
What? Hey!
Darling.
[peaceful music]
- Hi! - Hi.
Non-ablative damage of cells and creation of new collagen fibers.
These fibers will impact vagina's
tightness and flexibility, as well as its narrowness.
It enhances erotic experiences and overall life quality.
[phone rings]
Hi, Robert.
Yes, I can talk.
Thanks for calling back.
Yes?
Yes, I wish to come back.
[agrees]
We can talk, sure.
Yeah, Monday. Cool.
Yeah, it's... Okay.
Sure. Thanks, see ya.
[romantic music]
And our date?
Jeez, you're dull.
I'm consequent.
Consequently dull?
No.
[romantic music]
One date for one sex.
Okay. Twice.
How about two dates?
No. Sex, twice.
No, no, two dates.
Got you the battery.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
- Good morning. - Morning.
I'd like to resign.
[receptionist] I'm sorry, no reimbursements.
You can bring a new partner.
Or no partner at all.
- Thank you. - [receptionist] Pleasure.
- Goodbye. - [receptionist] Goodbye.
Where are your parents?
Dad's with Felek.
[Julka] Who's Felek?
My baby brother.
What's this?
A highlighter.
And this?
[Julka] Blush.
Hi, darlings.
I feel that today is going to be...
special.
Can't tell you anything more, though.
Wish me luck.
[sighs]
- Why do you put on make-up? - Is this an interrogation?
Your mom doesn't?
My mom's in heaven.
[Julka] Come here.
I put on make-up to look pretty.
You are pretty.
So are you.
Take off your top, please.
[speaking in Japanese]
Let your hair down, please.
[suspenseful music]
[speaking in Japanese]
[Japanese woman] He likes her baby face and the cute smile.
[Agata] Pretty, isn't she?
[Japanese man] Pretty, pretty.
[Agata] Walk towards us.
[speaking in Japanese]
[Japanese woman] Mr. Nishikawa is concerned that she's too ordinary.
[Agata] What?
Ordinary.
[Agata] Thank you.
Thank you.
[peaceful music]
[Julka] Hi, mommy.
Oh, you came.
Good that you didn't wait.
See? Told you.
- [Krystyna] Have some soup. - No, thanks.
- No? - [Magda] No.
Hi.
- [Krystyna] Want some? - No, thanks.
How much?
I ate during the session.
There's some tofu.
A lot of auditions now.
I'm sorry.
I made it just for you.
Krysia, I'd like some.
- Really? - [Magda agrees]
Thanks.
Hi, Agata.
Sure, I can talk.
I can lose five or six kilos. As much as you need.
What do you mean, there's no point?
But... Ordinary?
What does this mean?
[cries]
[Władek] Congrats, Maciek.
You deserved the promotion.
- To you. - Yes.
Don't be so modest.
You worked so hard, took care of the family, kids...
- Great. - Thank you.
- Bravo. - Bravo.
[Władek] Thank you very much.
And maybe you will finally move.
Where to?
To a home.
- We have a home. - [Władek] No, you have an apartment.
Home is a house with a garden.
Dad, they didn't give me that much raise.
Easy.
I'm coming back to work too!
Bravo!
But how?
Normally.
But I work all days and it will get even worse now.
So, we'll... [whistles] switch.
[Maciek] But I...
- We'll take shifts? - [Magda] Well, no...
I will start with a part-time job.
That way you'll never earn as much as me.
Thanks a lot, Maciek. How nice of you.
Even full-time she won't.
- Władek. - [Władek] What?
That's the fact.
- Sad but true. - [Maciek] What about the kids?
[Magda] What about them? I don't know.
- We'll hire a nanny. - What?
I got the promotion and now you...
I have an idea.
Mom could take care of the kids.
Krysia, on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
I'm busy on Thursdays.
What are you doing then?
I dance.
[Julka] See? Mom dances on Thursdays.
Władek, how about you?
You don't have to yell.
We're trying to help.
You think I was yelling?
I'm overjoyed and even touched
that when I can go back to work
and live like an adult again,
this is the support you give me.
Great.
A special thank you goes to my progressive husband.
Sorry, Krysia, but I've lost my appetite.
Magda, wait...
[sighs]
It's underbaked.
[chatter]
[peaceful music]
[baby fussing]
What?
What are you looking at?
Yeah, it's your fault.
It's your fault I can't squeeze into these skirts.
[laughs]
Yeah. I'll put on pants.
Milk's in the fridge.
I didn't change her diaper, so wash her and not just
wipe with a tissue because she has a chafe on her bottom.
Tadek's food is on the kitchen counter.
If he doesn't want it, give him some mousse.
You're not serious, are you?
Bye.
[upbeat music]
Wait up! Hey!
Come on, come on.
- Magda. - Oh, hi.
Hi.
- Nice to see you. - You too.
Follow me.
[upbeat music]
Two, three, stomp.
Pull your partner's hips close to you.
To do this, place your partner's leg on your back...
Are you okay?
Yes.
[dance instructor] Passionately.
You?
- [Maciek] I've been better. - It's not what you think.
But this is what you think.
Ever changed a diaper?
- Gimme. - [Maciek] Can you handle this?
Give me that.
Call you later. Bye.
Soon, there will be no must-reads at all.
There will be excerpts. As long as they read...
Yeah, it's better than nothing but... Okay.
I know that reading shouldn't be a chore
but... Baśka, where are you going?
It... smells funny.
- You mean it stinks? - [Baśka] Yeah.
It stinks.
Like a fungus or mold. Can't you smell that?
- Nothing stinks here. - You probably have a runny nose.
Baśka, there's no other way.
[Patryk] I was to bring an object that makes me unique.
- Exactly. - [Patryk] And I brought it.
- Bravo. - [Patryk] It makes me unique.
I don't know if you're ready because it's really shocking.
Okay, hold on tight.
[laughs]
I'm Patryk.
Patryk the Homie.
Patryk the Player.
[laughs]
Patryk the Heir or the Snob.
Both forms are correct.
Patryk the Athlete.
The best triathlete in Poland.
But... It's not me.
I lie I was injured.
The truth is, I'm not good at any sports.
I'm quite mediocre.
My dad's not an aristocrat.
Honestly...
don't know him well.
And my mom's not a lawyer.
She's a cleaning lady.
My object is a mask that makes me utterly pathetic.
A mask...
that helped me lie to all of you.
That was brave.
Sincere congratulations.
You get an A.
[applause]
[school bell ringing]
Thanks.
[comic music]
Jeez, it stinks, doesn't it?
Yeah, guess something's broken here.
Pipes must be blocked.
Wojtek can't smell it but I do.
Heard you do too, so I thought I'd support your case.
[comic music]
Three times?
Sex.
You still didn't use one.
I'm saving it for a special occasion.
I'm sorry but it's not me.
Special occasions, I mean.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
She wants me but she doesn't know that yet.
If I were you, I wouldn't tell her that like this.
Why?
You can't tell others what to do or feel.
That's what I think.
Goodbye.
Julka!
Again?
I have lunch!
Pasta and sugar!
[grunts]
Why don't they want you?
Because I look wrong.
How do you look right?
I don't know. Somehow... More...
Dunno.
Why sleep in your clothes?
Why? Why?
Why sleep in a container?
Wanted to see how my mom feels.
I even dug a hole in the sandbox, but was afraid to get in.
[timer ringing]
The pasta!
[melancholic music]
Yummy, huh?
[agrees]
[laughs]
[melancholic music]
Bye!
See ya tomorrow!
What? Tomorrow?
You eat dinner every day!
[coughs]
[throwing up]
[laughs]
[Patryk] It was a joke!
[Paweł] Why?
[Patryk] To get an A.
I used banality. Masks, poverty, broken home.
I tested this on the chunk. It worked.
- [laughs] - [Paweł] What?
[Patryk] I told her it's my birthday.
She bought it.
Invited me over.
She baked a cake.
I said I have feelings for her.
[laughing]
This wasn't the deal.
We never discussed this.
Why the sudden change?
Sudden?
I've been home for over four years!
Zosia's still a baby
and now my promotion... We should have talked.
Have you asked me about your promotion?
Didn't even cross your mind. Why should I ask you?
- [baby crying] - Do you realize the pressure?
[baby crying]
What are you doing?
Laundry. The washing machine's broken.
- No, I'm done. - With what exactly?
What do you mean?
Want a massage? Nails?
Tell me. I'll help you with everything.
Thank you so much for wanting to help me with my kids.
[Maciek] I do a lot too, OK?
But I also have to earn money.
I'd love to earn money too.
[baby crying]
Please.
Just this last time.
Maciek, we have to be consistent.
I have to go to sleep. Please.
Me too and I finally want to sleep the whole night.
[Tadzio] Mom!
What's up, sweetie?
What?
[baby crying]
[upbeat music]
[knocks on the door]
[breathing heavily]
[upbeat music continues]
Hi, darlings.
Remember, exercise is good.
[upbeat music continues]
MUM
[music stops]
What are you doing?
Jesus! Gosh, you scared me.
Didn't hear you come in.
You're packing up my things?
Julka, you don't look well.
Are you okay?
Answer the question.
Well...
I wanted to have more space for myself. You don't use it anymore.
I do. And Maciek's room?
What about it?
Did it cross your mind?
Julka, think.
When was the last time you slept here? Two years ago?
This is my room. You have no right, understood?
- Don't talk to me like that. - [Julka] What will you do?
You have nothing to do.
Sure.
Nothing to do.
All my life I do nothing.
I don't clean.
I don't cook.
I don't do laundry.
I don't shop.
I'm not on every command. Just doing nothing.
This is my house.
I can do here whatever and whenever I want.
If you don't like it, get out.
You're awful.
What's this?
[Patryk] I...
Which mask is it now, huh?
Patryk the Florist? Patryk Sad Eyes?
Patryk the Sensitive?
Is it you now or was it before? I'm confused.
Now.
So, you're either a coward...
'cause you apologize
where no-one can see us
or you're lying again and you're just an ass.
- I don't feel like guessing again. - Wait.
I really liked you, you know?
I forgot that people like you don't hang out with people like me.
I would take this to heart.
[steps approaching]
- Tośka, not now. - But...
No! I don't have time for you.
[door slams]
There's no rules in tango.
Only las emociones...
Abrazo ... That's tango.
Now, Krystyna.
Please.
For Krystyna, this is close.
But I can get closer.
[applause]
Good. Very good.
[Sandro] Now, music.
[surgeon] We can fix the stretch marks.
We can also get rid of the sides.
- It would also be good to... - Lift breasts.
So, we'll lift them.
We can use your own tissue but classic implants are the best.
[agrees]
[surgeon] We can also take care of the cleavage.
Yes?
Could you also tell me about this laser vagina tightening?
Does it actually work? Does it make sense?
Or do I just need to practice my Kegels?
[surgeon] It works but it should be made once and properly.
It actually solves a lot of problems.
[Magda] You know what? I'm gonna tell ya...
I go to work.
I'm successful. I started jogging.
And when I'm bored, I do yoga.
Damn, which one gave me a rash?
Are you listening to me?
I do.
But you know... I don't know what to do about it.
You want me to hug you
and dwell with you in this whining of yours?
What?
Maybe you shouldn't have gone back to work?
Maybe it's too soon?
This one doesn't give you a rash.
Blue! Exactly.
Take more for later.
Take it.
Hey, what's wrong?
Nothing but now I could use your feminist bullshit,
and it feels like talking to Maciek.
Maybe he's right.
Well... at least in this case.
- Sorry, I'm trying to help. - Well, you're not.
I want to work but I need to take care of the kids, myself,
I have to cook, change diapers, let them vomit all over me,
sneeze all over me, and, above all that, accept my new body,
and it looks like this.
What's this? You went to a plastic surgeon?
Yes.
What are you looking at? This is the freedom of choice.
I wanna buy myself new boobs.
Magda, come on.
[comic music]
[comic music continues]
What was that?
- What? - That.
Nothing. What?
[Kuba] Hi, Baśka.
- Hi! - What a surprise.
- Are you okay? - [agrees]
Why wouldn't I be okay?
You were running funny, lurking...
I was worried that you might be hurting.
And your friend too, 'cause you walked the same way.
Or you had a food poisoning, God forbid.
Oh, there's a baby here. Congratulations.
Thank you.
Baśka got poisoned with her own venom.
Oh, look at that.
But I'm loyal, so I accompany her.
- Sorry, gotta go. - And lunch?
Well, I forgot that I have some...
Other plans. Gotta go.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow, Basia.
She's a nice, normal girl.
Right?
Bye.
Bye, see ya.
Bye.
Thanks a lot.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
I'm sorry.
[melancholic music]
How much longer?
Quite a bit.
[melancholic music]
How about supper?
Make yourself a toast, would ya, Hun?
A toast...
[melancholic music]
Will you read it to me?
I can't, I have to work.
Why do you work so much?
Go to sleep.
Tadek, please. Go to sleep.
[Magda] Mr. Doctor was treating Ania's leg.
And Mrs. Nurse was changing her bandages,
giving her pills and making injections.
You should know that there can be
a male or a female doctor, and a male or a female nurse.
Ania's mom, who slept well,
was rested
and well-groomed, sometime between laundering,
cleaning, cooking, and ironing, rubs Ania's cast.
And dad is at work.
He works, and works, and works,
to earn money for all this.
- Hi! - Hi!
Fuck friend.
Well, friend's a bit too much. Fuck boy.
Oh, fuck boy!
So, even lower.
Damn, sounds perfect.
And you keep running away.
Basia.
I think you're great.
I think you think I'm cool.
We both know that such things aren't common.
What things?
Extraordinary.
Oh, extraordinary.
Yup.
Don't you think this is bullshit?
Like a...
rom-com bullshit?
You'd like to be Johnny from Dirty Dancing and I would be Baby?
Yes, I'd like that a lot.
That's too bad.
Sorry, but as we speak,
there are 2000 people in 50 kilometer radius
who feed each other such shit.
They also think they're extraordinary.
Yup.
But after four months, phenethylamine
wears off and all changes.
Then everything's...
less extraordinary, uncomfortable.
I'm happy right now.
I'm not hurting and let's not change this.
It's great that you're happy. Me too.
That's not it.
- Not what? - I'm much happier
with you than without you.
Much more.
What are you afraid of? You know...
It may not work. So what? What then?
- No. - No...
I'm good at other things, not this.
- I know. - Stop, I can't...
I can't...
The L word.
You love me.
This is abusive.
- [sighs] - It's the truth or not.
If it's not, just tell me.
[sighs]
Who...
Who gave you the right to talk like that?
Telling me how I feel? Dude! Fuck!
Will I be eaten by cats?
Say what?
Will I be eaten by cats?
Because I'm a... single...
- egocentric... - Cunt?
Cunt.
No, c'mon, Hun! You won't.
- No? - No.
- I'm sorry. - [sighs]
If these new tits make you happy, I'll go there with you.
[laughs]
Yes.
And I'll let them cut me too.
So you'd feel better.
I love you.
I love you too.
I won't get the surgery.
- No? - No.
Thank goodness.
So...
- Wine? - Jeez, woman.
What?
- [mumbles on TV] - Here it comes.
Look.
- There's Johnny! - [laughs]
I love you, Johnny.
I'd dance with you, Patrick.
What? This is not about dancing.
Then what?
It's just an excuse.
She'd never met a guy, who could love like that.
And he cares the most about her freedom.
- You don't get it. - You don't!
But it's the dance that puts everything in motion.
It makes things happen between them.
That's completely...
You're ruining the movie.
- So are you. - Dude, fuck me.
[upbeat music]
[Baśka] Good you're here.
Pour me some more wine?
And you could also do the laundry.
[upbeat music]
[laughing]
Hi.
- You're leaving? - Yeah.
We have a meeting.
What meeting?
The morning one was moved to 3 PM.
Oh, 3 PM.
3 PM.
So suddenly?
Come on.
[melancholic music]
Hi.
Wow.
Well, well.
Great.
Bold.
Let's take new photos.
A new portfolio.
We'll come up with a story.
I will create you anew and sell.
[upbeat music]
[photography director] Switch. Yeah, faster, faster.
Great, more.
Switch, switch. Faster, faster.
[upbeat music]
[photography director] Okay, I think we're done here.
Girls, help her.
[lullaby]
[melancholic music]
[melancholic music continues]
And what?
They resuscitated her.
Her blood pressure keeps dropping.
She's not...
She's not stable yet.
You can see your daughter.
[sighs]
[melancholic music]
My baby...
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
[Baśka] Mr. Doctor treats Ania's leg.
And Mrs. Nurse changes her bandage.
Right? And Ania's mom
is completely chill.
She rubs her daughter's cast.
And dad?
[baby fussing]
I wonder where dad is.
Probably at work.
He must be a bit tense.
But he has to work 'cause somebody has to pay for all this crap.
This book sucks, okay? Sorry.
So? Any ideas?
I kissed another man.
Władek.
What?
Say something.
How does this make you feel?
I'm not happy.
[sighs]
You want a divorce?
I don't know.
We've been together...
so long.
I don't know.
[Magda] Open wide.
And rinse.
You can also use your hand, you know?
Tadek!
Okay, that's enough!
Tadek...
You're a knight.
What?
You have sword marks.
I'll live, sweetie.
Go to bed.
I will treat you.
Okay...
Where does it hurt?
Here.
And here.
[humming]
[melancholic music]
[Tadzio] Why are you sad?
Did I break you?
[Magda] No, honey. You are the best that happen to me.
You know?
Thank you for the band-aids.
[melancholic music]
[hammer strikes]
I know that...
my words...
mean nothing.
I wish I had done it sooner.
But I didn't have the courage.
[suspenseful music]
Klaudia?
Can you close the book?
[upbeat music]
I don't see a chubby bore anywhere.
I'm sorry.
[applause]
[Kuba] Remain active and try to sense the partner.
When they reach you, you're already
prepared to go
and run further.
Warm up. Circle the field five times.
Go, go.
[upbeat music]
Pola, eight times.
What was that?
You're supposed to catch me.
Warn me next time.
Dirty Dancing.
You didn't see it?
Okay.
I thought this through and it seems that it's better when you're around.
But I still want time for myself.
Cool.
I'm scared.
I know. Me too.
[upbeat music]
[celebrating]
Run! Keep on running.
Maybe you could get tested for diabetes too?
Grandma had it.
Dad's sister too.
Mom, I did it to myself.
[melancholic music]
Hi.
Would you take care of my cat until I get well?
Tośka.
I'm sorry I scared you.
It was terrible. I won't do it again.
You promise?
I promise.
You're sure?
One hundred percent.
[melancholic music]
Sometimes women are hurt the most by other women.
You came up with this yourself?
[melancholic music]
They said it on the TV.
[giggles]
Beep beep.
[Klaudia] Mom!
Mom!
Will you say something?
I think we've never had an honest conversation.
Or even a fight.
A serious one.
Cry, laugh...
You never took me anywhere apart from your work.
To a playground...
Mom, I barely have memories of you.
[melancholic music]
[crying]
Mom...
[crying]
Calm down.
[Maciek] It was supposed to be time-off.
Working outside home is a time-off.
You'd wish.
It'll be better when Zośka goes to nursery.
Okay. Budget.
How much?
That's very little.
Two part-time jobs, so...
It's not enough for the apartment.
Well... barely.
Whatcha doing here?
Tadek.
Come on.
Maciek.
Yes?
You're asleep?
[baby crying]
[laughs]
Please.
Wait.
She'll get her last time.
Sweetheart, get well. Agata.
Hi.
It's my 25th birthday.
Half of this time was all about me.
Or... the way I look.
But I ended up in a hospital.
Here it is.
My true story.
Each day we hear what's wrong with us.
Bravo.
Władek, mind the cake.
[Władek] I'm careful. My whole life I'm careful.
[Julka] How we have failed.
Put it here.
[Julka] What we need to improve.
We think that being perfect will make us happy.
Surprise!
- Julka! - Hey!
Wonderful.
Hi.
Hi, dad!
Hey.
[peaceful music]
[Julka] Imagine a world, where being perfect doesn't matter.
What would we do with the time we've been wasting so far?
How would our life change?
And lives of people around us.
What is it?
I don't know.
Everything...
It's so elusive.
You've grown so much.
I'm so old.
And this menopause.
Want some?
Made it myself.
You did?
With cheese.
- And mayonnaise. - A sandwich?
[upbeat music]
I rewrote your kids' books.
I know.
They're beautiful.
[laughs]
Better, right?
Quadrato.
Eyes on me.
Quadrato.
Eyes away.
Sandwich.
And finish.
Okay?
Un, dos, tres...
[romantic music]