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In early Qing Dynasty, Kang Xi was young, he couldn't rule on his own
4 ministers were appointed to assist him
The most brutal was O'Brian
He ordered the princes in the emperor's name
And sent the Hans into prison for their publication
The leaders of the 8 divisons and the heroes hated him a lot
Especailly Chan Kan Nam the leader of Heaven & Earth Society
They wanted to kill him all the time
I feel the danger
Sir, they are the traitors from the Heaven & Earth Society
Flag Holder
Sir, you are invincible
The traitors are making a dead set at themselves
Take my order, Chan Kan Nam, the leader of the traitors is wanted
Yes sir
Your Majesty
Get up!
Cha!
How is it going about the case concerning the 7 divisions?
The division leaders asked me to report that,
they'll reach Lai Chun Brothel on time
What is your opinion on this case?
Your Majesty, O'Brian supports the White Division,
to bully the gentry of the other tribes
Thus created hatred from the other 7 divisions
They dare not take any action
in fear of O'Brian's fellows
Your Majesty has condescended to hold a secret meeting
With the tribe leaders outside the palace
to fight against O'Brian
The division leaders adore your kindness deeply
This is a very important matter
I hold the meeting
outside the palace,
and appear in the brothel zone,
Anyway, it is not an honorable conduct
Remember
Except you and the leaders
Anyone who knows this event has to be executed after the meeting
I'm adult now,
I don't want to be monitored
Your highest intelligent!
The girls are very attractive!
All the girls, come out for reception
Come on! Don't disturb us
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for your presence
and be my audiences
It's my great honor
Today, I'll tell...
the story of Chan Kan Nam, leader of the Heaven & Earth Society
Say, "A here is never a hero
if he cannot meet Mr Chan in his life"
He is 8 feet tall
The length of his waist is also eight feet
Does it mean he is square?
I said he was square, so what?
There are many kinds of people in the world
There is also an octagon man I'll tell you his story
OK, his famous stance is called. . .
9 Heaven 1 0 Earth God Trembling
Thunder Light Flashing Palm!
Whenever he uses it, all the living thing,
will turn into dust within a hundred mile
Woo! You must be kidding
No one knows where he is
But I have seen his half-face. . .
Once by chance
Are you kidding?
It's not possible to see his half-face!
Because his half-face is hidden! Fool!
What a fool!
Have you heard of "Showing half face by holding a Chinese guitar"?
Have you ever gone to school? Fool!
He is foolish and nonsense
Although I can only see his half-face,
we adore each other at first sight
So we made ourselves brothers before God
Shut-up!
You naughty boy, everyone listen to your bullshitting,
thus, makes no one want the girls
They are not forced to listen!
Nevertheless, prostitute is hazardous to health
So this is a credit
How dare you answer back!
Your sister is also a prostitute
If no one wants her, she has to eat shit
Shit do good to health
Then you can have it
You tell me to eat-shit? I will kill you
Thanks a lot, Mr Blind
What drive you crazy?
I'm sorry, sir
Bastard, come down!
You apologize first
What? Have you ever been beaten up?
Help! Someone's penis is in trouble!
Come up and see him!
Help! His penis contracted
Call for my sister quickly!
Who is your sister!
The Sex Scholar of Peking, the no. one beauty, Wai Chun Fa
Excuse me
It's a total mess!
It's not wise to stay here any longer
The leaders are all waiting for us
He is the one whose penis contracted
Let me have a look
Hey, where is your penis?
Is he dead?
Throw him out if he died, don't make here dirty
Who's got problem? Death? Not so easy
It's Fatty Ching, we don't I know whether he is dead or not
It's very simple, hold him up
What are you doing?
According to my experience from all these years
if a man has such kind of problem
You can stab the sinus
on the backbone hardly,
Then it will come out at once
Make his ass up!
Nearly being hit!
Everything alright, go down
Get away... stand aside!
What's the matter?
Freeze!
We come to arrest the wanted traitor Chan Kan Nam
Search!
Yes!
Your Majesty
What's going on outside?
Your Majesty, O'Brian's powerful four and their fellows are all here
Are they here for me?
I don't think so
What's the matter?
Who knows where Chan Kan Nam is?
He does!
I am only a story teller!
Take him back for questioning
Don't kill the innocent
Chan Kan Nam is here!
Chan Kan Nam?
Chow, run away if you get any chance
Master, these bastards
are not qualified to make us run like dogs
Can you see? It's great!
You shut up!
Stop, kid!
Come with me!
Die!
Shit!
Don't panic, I will come to save you
Come with me!
Go in
What is it?
A dog-hole
You want Chan get across the dog-hole
No
They saw me rescuing you
and will never know we go inside again
A hero should be flexible life is more important
Hurry up
How is the leader of Greenwood Branch?
Dead already
I'll find some water to clean your eyes first
No, the lime powder will boil
and make me blind
What should I do?
Heave to clean with vegetable oil
OK, I'll get it inside the kitchen!
Master!
What's the matter?
I am Hoi Tai Fu, the master eunuch of the Attendant House
You are Eunuch Hoi, I am glad to meet you
I have the order from the king
His Majesty orders you to withdraw all the soldiers
Yes
Then we joint our hands to fight against O'Brian
Cha!
Hoi!
Your Majesty!
What's going on outside?
All the soldiers have been withdrawn
Your Majesty, we are ready to go
OK!
Our head officer orders us to retreat at once
I've go it
Dismiss
All the soldiers have gone
I have to go too
If you go, you must bring him with you
Because everyone have seen him rescue you
We don't want the gov't come back and make trouble
Master Chan, I adore you very much
Please adopt me as your student, OK?
You?
He saved your life, you should thank him anyway
Don't you agree?
If you don't let him follow you, I'll kick him away too
So as not drag us down
To join us is very dangerous
Will you regret?
If you teach me the unrivalled martial art, I'll not be afraid
What's your name?
My name is Wilson Bond
OK, you will be my student
Follow me back to the HQs of our society
Thanks...
After all the necessary procedures,
You, Wilson Bond is one of our members
You will go to the Greenwood Branch
We have 1 0 commandments, 20 regulations
30 big rules, 80 small rules
If you commit one of these,
you've to be killed
even you're my student
Don't waste your energy, one chop can kill me
Don't be silly, get up
Our Greenwood Branch leader is killed by the fellows of O'Brian
We've to take his will as our will
to kill the old bastard, O'Brian
we'll drive the Manchuria King
and his fellow dogs away too
To resume our Ming Dynasty
Rebel Ching and resume Ming...
Rebel Ching and resume Ming!
And now, there is a very difficult task
I do hope there are someone who will take it deliberately
What is it?
I know there are 4 books of "42 chapters" inside the Ching palace
It conceive the secret
of a big Manchurian treasure
If we know the secret of the big treasure which is found outside the boundary,
We can get back all the fortune
they took from us
We can also destroy their Fung-shui origin
If the Fung-shui of them is damaged, it's the end of them
Then we can resume the Ming Dynasty in the near future
I'd like to send someone into the palace to steal these books
But I know this is a very difficult and dangerous
It's life risking!
Please sit down if you don't want to do it
- One take half - You go that way
Bond, being green,
it's very nice of you to take this job!
Fine, I will make your wish come true
But the fact is, the stool. . .
A man must not swallow his word
Do you know it violated
our commandment no.8?
One hand & one foot should be cut as punishment
Whether this is the Heaven & Earth Society or a swindler's group?
Follow me
Bond, you are a smart boy
I can speak to you in a wise way
But the outside people cannot
I don't understand
Most of the clever and reasonable people,
are now officers of the Ching Gov't
So if we have to fight against the Ching Gov't
only foolish people can be used
It's not possible to communicate
with them in a reasonable way
We have to make them in a hypnotic stage by religious means
To make them feel what they are doing is right
"Rebel Ching and resume Ming" is only a slogan
It's just the same as "Abracadabra"
The Ching Gov't bully us always
Rob all our money and women
So we must rebel the Ching Gov't
To get our money and women back, right?
It is pointless to resume the Ming Dynasty! No one cares
OK, we are both clever people, I understand it all
Please continue
If we succeed,
We can have uncountable money and women
Do you want to go?
I do
But you said it will be a life risking task
It makes me scare
I can teach you the invincible Kung-fu
It's so thick, I think I have to practice for few months
It's only the index
Those are the guide books
I think I have to study for whole year
I have studied 3 years,
& practiced 30 years
So as to obtain my invincible Kung-fu
30 years? How much time do I have for practicing?
One night
There is still one night for practice
That mean it is life risking
Nom it'd be life risking if you watch them all
But there is no chance for survive if you don't watch it
What are you doing?
You're now going to be undercover,
you will see our fellows one day
so I have to carve a mark for you
To carve the slogan,
"Rebel Ching and resume Ming" on your feet
Please make it gentle! . . .Oh, no!
Ching-Ming
Give me the other leg
Nom I would like to have it later
Is it possible for me to carve the other two words, OK?
You must do it
Otherwise, you might be killed by our fellows
It's worthless at all!
Bond, you apply as a servant in the palace tomorrow
Someone from us will contact you
The signal is one eye closed
Such a long queue!
No one queue up in the next line, why?
Hello, is here also the recruitment unit?
Yes, go in
Thanks a lot
What sort of bed is it?
Is it very unstable? Why should I be lied up?
You must be castrated to be an eunuch
To be castrated, you have to be tied up
Who wants to be an eunuch?
You, of course!
Your mother is an eunuch!
I come to be a servant only
We need eunuch urgently, you have a very good prospect
There are many advantages if you are castrated
We're on the same side, please stop making fun of me...
Who makes fun of you?
It's nonsense,
I am here to apply for the attendant job
OK, please let me go...
and line up on the right line
I am sorry
Nom you are not allowed to go
Never mind, who cares, fix him
Save the "pig"
Stop!
Sir Hoi, we cannot do that!
Why not?
It'll take 2 months to recover after the surgery
But I need someone work for me immediately
Hand him to me! I will take him back to he palace
and will castrate him later,
Then. . .
What? Loosen him now
Sorry, it's misunderstanding
Mr. Blind, you look familiar
I'll treat you someday
You want to go?
Kid Kwai, change all the clothes for him
You cannot use your name inside the palace
I'll call you,
Kid Chun now
Can you sue another word instead of Chun?
Chun, there are guards everywhere inside the Forbidden City
It is highly secured
So you are not allowed to walk around as you wish
Or, you will be executed, understand?
Are you scared?
No
They why do you jump on me?
I think you like it! I am sorry
Light the later, Kwai!
Cha!
What's the matter?
This way! Sir!
Oh, I appreciate your sun glasses so much
It's quite good!
You know the way of appreciation, don't you?
Quite a bit
As a handsome and strong man like you
Moreover, you are the only eunuch who has beard
You're smart enough even without the glasses!
You are making fun on me, Chun!
No, sir!
This moustache is fake
An eunuch is an incomplete man
This take moustache
can save some dignity for me
What are you doing?
Sir, what are those things inside the bottles?
Penis!
Penis?
The first one is a deer's penis
The second one is tiger's penis
The third one is rhinoceros's penis
The fourth one must be the penis of an elephant!
No
It's from human being
It's my lovely Dick
You have got a big one
As big as mine
I changed the bottles this morning
Sir Hoi's is in this bottle
This is only carrot!
Let me see
I can't find it
You can see more clearly though this
I have got it
It's very tiny and cute
I castrated when I was one year old, this is above standard
The one who castrated you was far above standard
He has got good eyes!
Everybody's Dick is stored at the Dick's house,
I don't want my Dick lost, so I place it here
Please don't worry, I will have my eyes on it
Shit, I want to piss
Sir, whether you stand or squat when you piss?
What are you talking about?
I think you have to fall on your face
Queue before the toilet?
I won't wait
Friend, do you mind my presence?
You are the first one
I ever seen bleeding during pissing
Kid Chun, what kind of martial art you practiced?
It makes your half-tail going up?
There...
What happened?
Many...
Dead bodies!
How do you know?
and how do you know my hair-tail going up?
I can see it
Aren't you blind?
Who tell you I am blind?
No
It's only because all the kids under me were all dead,
otherwise I will not break the rule tonight...
as to take you in before castration
You've to sneak into the residential palace of Empress Dowager with Kwai tonight
and find me a very important thing
Sir, please let me go
Everyone went never came back again
Their dead bodies were found in the Imperial Garden in the next day
Their bodies are frozen
Sir, please let me go, sir...
You should not be scared like this
I am a newcomer, I can refuse going
But you have been here for such a long time
You should not disobey your master
Don't worry
I will persuade him to go alone
Be frank, I will beat you if you don't go
Sir, I am hurt, I'd like to ask for 2 days' sick-leave
I cannot go though I wish to
Kwai, do you think you can...
escape from my martial arts?
I have to bet on my luck
Bone dissolved soft palm!
Stop!
You need not feel sorry
It's not very bad for you to hit him
in this distance
I think you power possibly is greater than mine
What?
How do you think?
The Bone dissolved soft palm?
The two I have just treated you are the Bone dissolved soft palm too
Out of my expectation
What are you doing?
I was hit by you, my bone is now dissolving. . .
The one you got is only a chronic one
Chronic!
Look at your left hand
If the green shadow pass through your elbow,
you will die
But there is one month left
Sir. I have never offended you before
Why do you push me to death?
If you go to the palace of Empress Dowager
and get me something,
then I will cure you
Shit, I was hit again
Those touches are not
Actually, what do you want me to steal for you?
The Book of 42 Chapters for me
Book of 42 Chapters?
Cut the crap, go now
Don't be scared
Below is the residential place of Empress Dowager
Everyday at this hours, she goes to the Temple worshipping Gods
She won't be back in next two hours
So you get plenty of time
Pass the book to me immediately if you find it
What if she comes back suddenly?
I will protect you all the way!
Go down!
It's very high! Not possible!
I'll send you with my palm power
Take it easy! You will be OK!
Yes! I am OK!
It's just an accident
Welcome your Highness back home
So quick?!
Empress Dowager has a big party!
Your Highness, since you feel sick
Please let me take off your clothes
Wa! She looks ugly
However, I will not refuse her
Take it off!
She knows martial art too
I found it! Isn't it true?
You bastard eunuch! You are a thief!
What's your name?
You don't know me?! You must be a newcomer
Yes! May I know your name?
Mister?!
Do you think I am a Mister?
Then, are you an eunuch?!
Yes!
That's okay. We are friends
Give it back to me!
No
If you don't, I will beat you!
Even you give me now, I will beat you!
You bastard!
I kill you I kill...
- Help! - Don't run!
Brother!
Everything's okay It's just an accident!
Don't run, stop there!
Brother, help Someone are chasing after me! Brother
Who are you?
None of your business
What is going on?
Don't think I was scared by you two
Give me back the book now!
Come up if you've guts
Why did you dispute with him?
Who is his superior?!
I will tell his superior to punish him!
Please don't! This guy is funny
He thought both of us are eunuch
Is he a fool!?
All the people here
is scared like a quail when they saw us
But he did not
He dares to hit me
With all his might
Come here if you've guts
I'll beat you up there
There must be some traps I am not a fool
Come down to fight if you are a man
You love fighting?!
I don't like fighting
But there are so many people who like to be beaten by me!
That's fine!
Tell me your rules!
I have three fighting rules
The first, not allowed to hit my face
The second, only allowed to hit your face
You cunning eunuch
Go to hell
Time break!
Want to play some tricks?
This guy stole my book
You order him to give it back Then I will fight again
Stop!
Did you steal?
No!
Beat him! Beat him!
You said no with the book in your hand!
I tell you You will regret if my fellows come!
My master is invincible
You will be damn hurt when he sneezes
Who is your master?
He is Mr. . .
Sir Hoi,
the invincible Sir Hoi Tai Fu
Hoi Tai Fu is your master?!
Are you scared?!
Scared to laugh?!
Isn't he funny?!
It's funny! But his Kung Fu is poor
So. . .
No need to write apologies letter
That's okay if you surrender and give the book back to me
That's enough for today! I will play with you tomorrow
If you can conquer me tomorrow,
I will give the book to you
And give you another one as a gift!
You have another one?!
Yes
It's boring! It is useless!
Brother
There is an eunuch whose standard, and age are more
or less same as you
Yes!
He robbed
my Forty-two Chapter Book
which I've tried my best to get it
he wants to fight with me again tomorrow!
He will only give it back if I could conquer him!
Another hit!
How dare
you lie?
No!
I disclosed your name but he beat me harder then
He has a letter for you! Here it is!
Hoi, this eunuch is very funny,
but his Kung Fu is poor
Please teach him your most powerful Kung-fu
So he can always play with me!
Don't punish him
You cannot treat him bad! Moreover you have to obey him
Take my words serious!
If not, I will be unhappy!
What did he say? Is there something special?
What kind of martial art
you want to learn to fight against this guy?!
It seems he owes this guy a lot
You would like me to learn from you, wouldn't you?!
Okay, then teach me the Bone-dissolved soft palm
If you practice it for fifty years,
you can have some achievement
The unrivalled Kung-fu has to be practiced for such a long time
I will lay in the coffin on the half way
How can I use it to fight You're a loser
You're right Moreover, it is too powerful
I'm afraid it will hurt our...
What?
Peaceful of the palace!
Tell me if you have anything
so I can choose
Okay!
Sir!
What's the matter?
I feel hungry
Prepare something for me to eat
What a great handle! What's the use of it?
You cannot manage it! Change a lighter one
That's quite good!
Please help me!
Damn you asshole!
How can you cut like this!
Change it
Is it funny flying up and down?
Are you still a kid?
You know I am eating!
You made all the leave falling down
Can you stay calm for a little while, old man?
Kid Chun, how dare you?
It's you who want me to learn
What's the matter?
Stop!
Are you tired of it?
Shit!
Hold it
What's the matter?
How do you call this stance?
The never missing heart-fetching dragon hand
The never missing tits-fetching dragon hand?!
What are you thinking?
I want this one
This one?
I will put my whole effort on it
Attack!
Where do you learn it from?
None of your business,
I usually use it on women
As you are not a bad guy,
so I break my rule to show you
Brother,
you loss today
Don't come over, his stance is dirty
He fetches here
Take care of yourself first
We agreed not to hit the face
But you attack my chest!
So what?
You don't make money with your tits!
But I make money with my face
You bastard eunuch A dirty gibber
Aren't you an eunuch?
Only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden City
Who do you think you are?
What would you say?
Surrender or not?
Nonsense!
- I'm hurt. . . - You lose?
hands off, I surrender
Bingo!
You lost!
Are you crazy? Don't touch me, it's pain
You make me fetch you
How do you feel?
It's pain!
Why do you have...
You just said,
only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden City
King?
Your Majesty,
Sir O'Brian is coming to see you
So what shall we do?
Old bastard!
He comes to the imperial Reading Room without my order
He is too ridiculous!
You two hide up first
Hurry up!
Hide up! Quick!
Down under here
- Your Majesty! - Your Majesty!
Get up
Thank you, your Majesty
I wonder, all of you come to see me so urgently,
are there anything very important to tell me?
Please issue an Imperial Proclamation
to arrest Scholar Sony
Scholar Sony is at the same level as you do
He is one of the 4 advisors
to the throne assigned by father
He contributes to our country
Why do you urge me to arrest him?
Sony is guilty, he makes our people angry
Our military dept goes against him
It's not possible to control our people if we do not put him in jail
So our fellow officials ask me
to urge your Majesty,
Please issue the Imperial Proclamation
You have no evidence, how can I arrest my advisor?
My word is evidence
I control the military troops which have over millions of soldiers
Military command from me can never be altered
I give a command, thousand heads will fall on the ground
So don't you think I am a liar?
Even you think I am a liar,
Are all the officials liars?
Please think it over
I have to think it over
Civilians are in hand time
You should not delay any longer
I have to think it over
Your Majesty, please let me grind the inkstone
Hey!
He is O'Brian?
Yes
He is very tough!
Yes
What do you think? I am not a girl
I know you are not a girl
I know you are not a boy too
Stop it!
Who's inside?
It's me
You bold eunuch, why do you hid here?
Guess!
Soldiers, drag him out for execution
- Stop! - Stop!
Who is he?
He. . .he is my intimate officer
Intimate officer?
Intimate officer? I haven't heard of it before
Don't you want dying to speak to his Majesty so proudly?
I'm sorry, Your Majesty
Look at me?
Ridiculous!
What's your name? How old are you? Where do you work?
Don't look, speak up
Why do you get up? Drop!
What are you looking?
I don't care who this guy is
I just want you to arrest Sony now
What are you doing
Our majesty has his own decision Shut up
Actually, Sony doesn't pay the bill
seduce your wife. . .
We all know it
Bullshit!
I haven't finished
Actually, I am a special agent of our Majesty
Undercover,
- Yes - the top undercover
I am sent to check you up
So as to know who is the undercover of Sony
You are so eager to kill him
I think you are on the same boat with him
Bullshit
I control the military force
I don't need to co-operate with Sony
- Oh - Oh...
Oh. . .
- What is it? - What's you opinion?
Do you want to intimidate?
Everybody hears that he intimidate our Majesty
I didn't...
I heard it, so do his Majesty, no excuse this time,
Hey men, Drag him out for execution
Hold it
Since you are a good boy, I give you a chance
Dismiss now
I kill you glibber!
Thanks! But I won't bother you
If our Majesty wishes,
everyone could not keep his head
But I don't know who first, you or me?
Sir O'Brian, I will find the solution of Sony's case
I will send you reward tomorrow
You should go with all the officials now
Sir O'Brian, we leave now
He is a born hero
Farewell, Your Majesty
Brother
Kid Chun is smarter than you this time
You are scared like a quail!
Thanks a lot
You are welcome
I touched the your Dick by accident, I'd be sentenced to death
Please forgive me
You are innocent
Thanks, Your Majesty
Brother, I think Kid Chun is very cute,
can you assign him to me?
Stop fooling around
Get up, I do need someone to help me
Kid Chun is a clever and brave boy
Do you mind working for me?
It's my pleasure
I will grant you
the title of Imperial Top Undercover
I've got it
You have to assist me to go against O'Brian,
As well as Hoi Tai Fu too
Hoi Tai Fu?
Hoi is an intimate subordinate of my father
I discovered that he acted very odd,
I am afraid he has some tricks
Moreover, Hoi has prejudice against Empress Dowager
I want you to keep an eye on him and report his behavior
Yes
The relationship between us, and the things happened today,
only 3 of us know it,
if you leak out this secret,
I will cut your head off
Yes
But if she leaks it out?
Your head will be cut off too
Your Majesty is fair and just,
I respect you whole heartedly
You should attend whenever I want to see you
Assist me to look over the traitors
Cha!
You can look over me too
The stance I sued
was to hold his legs
He turned his head,
I use the stance so called "Lion seize the peach"
Isn't it "Monkey seize the peach"?
Can't a lion eat peach?
Please don't disturb!
So I used the "Lion Seize the peach"
I fail!
But I got some hair in my hand
guess why!
Was it the hair of the armpit?
No
Ridiculous!
You're not the first one who break my tables and chairs
I am well prepared
Do you know except for the Bone-dissolved soft palm
I have the Rope-dissolved soft leg too
How about the 42 Chapter book?
I don't remember where I put it
Has the green shadow reached your elbow yet?
Soon!
But is you cure me,
may be I can remember
Dare you play tricks?
Who is it?
Hoi, we are sent from the Empress Dowager
I am ill, sorry for impolite reception
Has Empress Dowager had any order for me?
Her Highness wants Kid Chun
Is Chun misbehaved himself?
Cut the crap, ask Chun out
We've to hurry back
Why does she want you?
May be I am handsome
This is poison
Put it into her tea
or wine if you get any chance
It's dangerous
I'll protect you
Go
Everyone bullies me
Are you Kid Chun?
Yes, is Empress Dowager looking for me?
Thanks, please lead my way
I've never refused
What's wrong?
You can rape, but don't kill
We just earn for living, it's not necessary to kill, right?
Does the Empress know I am not castrated?
If so, it's dead
Who is it?
You...
Don't you recognize me?
I am thinking
Though my brother didn't grant you to me,
you can't escape from me?
I can order the maid of my mom to take you here
Mom? that means
The Empress is my mom
The Emperor is my bother
So you...
Kneel down in front of the princess now
Yes
Too late, you're offensive, kill
Don't be mad
But I am tied up
I don't care, you're offensive, kill
I'm considering to dig your eyes out or cut you nose
Or cut the organ that you shouldn't have
I suggest. . .
Why don't you let me free first?
I will do anything you want, is it OK?
We can try!
Give me a handsome look
Not necessary
I am always handsome
Give me an ugly look
No, it's useless no matter how hard I try
Give me an indecent look
Not necessary
You get it when you look at the mirror
Me?
How bold are you, it's not funny
OK, I'll let you free
How about being a turtle?
I am sorry, I can be anything,
but not a turtle
Why?
This is my principle!
Well, I'll beat you if you don't obey
OK, I'll do it
I don't want it
Laugh. . .
Don't hit me
Continue, laugh
I'd rather be a turtle, it's funny
Then!
Sure, trust me
Ok, then you act as a turtle and I'll hit you
Quick!
That's too much!
Why?
Why do you force me?
Come on, I beg you
Hit me!
Are you kidding?
Yes, please,
use you most powerful stance
I know only one stance
So use it
Come on, please hit me
How can I do it?
Hurry up....
I'll do as you wish
Princess, I am coming
You're a fool, why are you so scared?
I'll treat you good
Don't be big mouth
I know how to do
There is a new clothe, dress it up now
Don't let anyone take advantage on you
What are you doing here?
Playing games
Sure
King-ning,
I know you're naughty
But you should not mess around with this eunuch!
Although there won't be anything harmful,
if anyone knows, how can I face them?
I won't do it again
I'll forgive you this time, but never do it again
May I be excused?
Stay where you are
What?
For the sake of the Princess's reputation,
I've to treat you that way
No
Let him go, otherwise I'll kill the Princess
Who are you?
You trespassed in my bedroom several times,
do you know it's severe crime?
You disguise the Empress Dowager, it's also a severe crime
Bullshit!
It's truth
I know you're using. . .
the martial arts from Dragon Sect
Why are you here?
Speak up
You want me to tell you? Let's see whether you are qualified or not
Snake hand?
It's peanut, how dare you fight against me?
Your power is really great
But you are not that experienced
My God, what happened?
Don't panic
Kill the bitch for me!
I've never killed a chicken before
I don't think that's good
You offend me?
Bond, take my dragon prick
and stab between his eyebrows
I'll make you a minister
It's lucky if you don't kill me
I don't believe you
Don't trust her
Her vitality chain is broken,
she'll go crazy if she moves
Take the prick and stab in her head
It's not my business!
Can you two ignore my presence?
Chun, kill her
If I die,
no one could cure you
I'll cure you
She doesn't know how!
the King is coming
The King's coming,
don't you think he will trust you?
He'll kill you first
I'll kill you even risking my life
Don't be mad
You'd better cure me first
Get out
It's the fact!
I didn't mean it
Mother
Your Majesty
I passed your palace just now
and heard a loud noise
What happened?
There was an assassin
Luckily, this brave eunuch
saved my life
Chun, have you seen the assassin?
Yes or no?
Yes, but I cannot recognize him
Princess is fainted inside
Fainted!
Guards, go get the doctor
And strengthen the security here
Cha!
You're scared, take a rest first
Yes, Your Highness
Leave me alone
Any discovery?
Not yet
Why don't you go and watch over Hoi now?
Hurry now
I beg you
If you turn into ghost,
please do not come back and frighten me!
Thanks a lot!
Hoi, it's not my fault!
If you want to take revenge,
you'd go to the Empress
But not me
I'll burn you more paper money
You must find the right body to take revenge
I'm innocent
Dicky! You're Dicky!
Here is a dick
Is this tongue like your dick? Yes! Yes!
No! You look like my dick
Sir I can only accept
if you say my tongue is like you dick
You look like a dick
Ridiculous. He must be a crazy!
You are a dick!
You want to find the dick? Come with me
Here is a dick!
Here!
Here is a dick! Here!
Dick is here!
Here!
You drink it up first,
then you can have many dicks
I'll find some herbs for you
You eat it, then your dick will become enormous
Enormous?!
Enormous!
Great!
Run away is the best idea!
I drink it up! Why there is no dick?
Where is the dick?
Where is the herb?!
Give me the herbs, quick!
Give me the herbs. Quick
I found herbs for you
No! That is poison!
Tasteful...
Is he really crazy?!
Sir...
Sir, are you okay?
I ask you!
Why do you follow my words?
Do you obey to me?!
Do you obey to me!?
That's wonderful!
Cure me now
Oh. . . No!
Oh...no!
I'll cure you!
Damn you dick!
Your kindness!
What do you want to tell me?
I follow your instruction to watch over Sir Hoi
But it was known by him
How could he know?
He knew everything
because I spoke out in a dream
He wanted to kill me
It's lucky that I spoke out your name
while I fought with him
It just like God-blessed I hit his death sinus by chance
And now, Sir Hoi went crazy
Please forgive my fault!
You are very bold!
Yes! Yes! I am a boy
You cheat me! You are a disguised eunuch
No, I am not!
You're telling lies
I've looked the list of eunuchs thoroughly
I didn't find your name
Your name never appeared on the castration record, too
Where do you come from?
I tell you the truth I was being forced
I wish to be servant in the place at first!
But I was found by Sir Hoi
I don't know why he chose me
He forced me to be an eunuch until now
I don't mean to cheat you, your Majesty
Okay! Then you get up first
Thanks! Your Majesty!
You tell the truth to me!
Have you castrated yet?
No!
Nothing comes from nothing
The world is fair
I fetched the Dragon's dick before and you are fetching me now
This is very meaningful
My loyalty to Your Majesty
is just like the river, flows endlessly
It's also like the flooding of Yellow River, never stopped
That's enough
This compensate for your fetch last time
We don't owe each other then
Thanks you for your excellent fetch
It's good for you of not being an eunuch
According to the law issued by my ancestors
Eunuch cannot influent politics
I can make you officer since you are not an eunuch
What is your name?
My name is Wilson Bond Born in the capital
O'Brian killed Sony!
What?
O'Brian is pushing me
But I think I can retreat no more this time
I must kill this old bastard
He controls the military force
If I make any more, I do afraid he will. . .
Rebel
He is not able to have soldiers
and troops with him all the time
We can attack him while he is alone
I've the same idea
Duran!
I'm here, Your Majesty
Where did you come from?
It's a secret Why should I tell you?
You're right
Duran is my security head He is loyalty to the country
Wilson Bond is...
my initimate officer
I gather both of you here
as to discuss how. . .
to create a chance for you two
to kill O'Brian together
Are you scared?
No...No
If anyone knows this secret
I will kill you both
I have ordered O'Brian to come to my reading room
Please suggest how we can kill him!
We can use the old trick which Emperor Chin was assassinated
We hide the sword inside the painting roll, then he'll be finished
May be we can serve him with poisoned wine
Your Majesty, if O'Brain is still alive
I will lay an ambush of twelve powerful guards
as to kill him by massive force
O'Brain is invincible I do afraid you cannot kill him
I don't think so Moreover we can set traps!
Good!
We have another powerful guy there!
Who's he?
It's the crazy Eunuch Hoi
Eunuch Hoi?
He will follow whatever I do
We can ask him
to attack O'Brain
Whom should he be disguised?
Brother Kwan!
We call O'Brain here and accuse him inloyalty and unrighteous
To make him kneel down and swear before Brother Kwan
He will do so since he doesn't take this seriously
Once he kneel,
I will use the weapon...
to attack him!
No!
Dangerous!
Your plan is approved! We will kill O'Brain tomorrow at noon
Thank you, Your Highest
Sir Bond, what make you so pain?
I was beaten up by the King
You can stand the pain until now?
You are strong!
My appreciation to you
is just like the river flows endlessly
It's also like the flooding of the Yellow River, never stopped
Hi, I think...
We could be adopted brothers
Good Brothers
Go to buy...
Go to buy but go hooking
Sir O'Brain assembled
Sir O, please come in
Your Majesty
What can I do for you, Your Majesty?
Please be seated
The Frontier between Russia and us is not fixed until now
The Russian sent me the map
& hope to fix the frontier
I want your opinion
I have to look at the map first
We are not in a jury
Attendant, serve wine!
Sir O,
this is the map from Russian
Please take a look!
Jing Ke's assisnation was failed
I don't believe that. . .
Your Majesty's adopt this stupid plan
You're bold. How dare you?
You don't know you're in deep shit now?
Do you know the wine you drunk is poisoned?
It doesn't matter! I forced it out with my inner-power
You try it!
Help. . .care!
Use the traps!
Shit!
Luckily it was locked
Help! My Lord!
Your Majesty It you wish me dead, I must die
But if you treat me like this
I'm not contented
I know you have invincible power
I only want to test you
How dare are you uttered such rebellion speech
Test my power?!
Of course!
Good! If you are loyal to me
Kneel down in front of Brother Kwan & swear
Promise your loyalty to me forever
Fine
I, O'Brain, is a loyal man, I will die for the country
If this is not true, I would be hit by the thunder
Brother Kwan, show your power
Brother Kwan, snores! Can't you hear?
I kill you!
Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell Protection
Protect me! Protect me!
Protect the King
He looks like invincible
The Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell Protection
can defend any attack
That means invincible?
We should attack his penis and his eyes
I think you had lost your mind!
Kid Chun!
Care me not, you should fight against him
He's coming!
Damn!
He reaches the highest stage of Golden-bell Protection. He can shrink his penis in
Bone dissolved soft palm
Protect me!
Your Majesty. I am guilty, I should not come so late
No time for talking
Your Majesty, I'm protecting you too
Bone dissolved soft palm
Dicky! Dicky!
Protect me...
Protect me!
Save our King!
Dicky!
Wait for me!
No, you can't kill me
At this moment, I have to tell you the truth
In fact, I am your son
Dad!
Dragon hand
Help! O'Brain rebels!
Help! Where have all the people gone?
Help!
Fire, come out quickly
Empress Dowager!
Help! Empress Dowager
You are bold!
You dare to come to me
Listen to me, Empress Dowager, O'Brain rebels
He killed the King and now he is coming here
He said he would rape you first before killing you
What did you say?
Care me not. You go first!
Silk!
Protect me
Mother
Wilson Bond
Are you OK?
Your Majesty, after a severs fight
I defeated this rebel finally
and saved Empress Dowager
If I die, I can go peacefully
Have you been hurt?
My organs are injured!
But if there is a big sum of money for me to buy herbs
That will be fine!
Put O'Brain into the Imperial jail
Cha!
Mother...
I make you scared so much! I'd be blamed!
Luckily, Bond saved me in spite of his own life
Otherwise, I would have been killed by the bastard O'Brain
Thank you for your compliment
Bond, your achieved another merit this time
What a pity! He could not be an officer since he was eunuch
In fact, Bond is not a real eunuch
He is my undercover to look over Hoi Tai Fu
He is a man
I did not mean to cheat,
but I have to carry on my special mission
Please forgive my misbehavior
That means Wilson can be an officer
Wilson Bond
Cha!
I grant you. . .
the title of Scholar of Doll Court and offer you a Yellow Riding Jacket
Your main duty is to confiscate the property of O'Brain
Duran, You assist Scholar Wilson!
Thanks, Your Majesty
My heart broke... Thinking of the regrets of the country sentimentally. . .
Sir, you do not have to cry even you sing so badly
Bullshit! I cry because my heart is broken
How can this bastard
take so much fortune from the people
I cry for the country and the people
You're great, Sir!
Sir Duran!
Sir, after initial calculation,
O'Brain possessed 380,000 taels of gold
This bastard embezzled so much money
I hate people embezzling
I must ask the King
to kill people who embezzled
Sorry Sir! I overlooked the figure
It should be 3800,000 taels of gold instead
Oh? My hatred like the sea. . . never be forgotten...
I'll request to resume
the skin-peeling penalty of Ming Dynasty
Do you know how it executed?!
How?
First, bury oneself inside the sands
Only let the head expose
Then cut the head in between
extend the wounded hole
Pour mercury inside the wound
Then one will suffer from itchy very seriously
There's no way out!
You wish you could find a hole and get away
As there is hole in the head
So you will go through it
and leave the skin inside the sand
Don't know when I will fulfill my hope
Do you feel somewhere itchy?
Yes, sir
After precise calculation,
the total asset is 1 3.8 millions taels
And there is some more which have no records
I suggest all the money should be transferred to your home
So you can check it over before you present it to the treasury
Good!
Why there are so many people kneeled down here?
Sir,
they are wives of O'Brain
They are so young? They must be forced by O'Brain
What a pity!
I know she is very tired!
Take her back to my home, I will sleep together will her
O'Brain is a real tough guy!
You look, he beated her so badly
Take her to my home immediately I will take care of her
The golden-hair lion queen?
O'Brain betrayed our country
This must be a spy
Take her to my home. I will take investigation
There is nergo too?!
Take her to my home
You want her?!
All the women look the same in darkness
O'Brain the basted
He loves women at all ages
No, sir, she is not a wife of O'Brain
She is his mom
Do you want her?
Take her to your home!
What for?
An aged people is a treasure
Now I grant you a treasure
You should treat me a meal
OK!
I'll beat you
Sir,
we find a gun inside the store
There is also an armour of heavenly silkworm
The armour the can defend anything, can't it?
And the gun which can destroy anything?
If the gun shoot at the armour. . .
then what will happen?
It's easy,
you can find some brave one to wear the armour
You'll get the answer if you try
Yes
Make it sharp, sir
Sir,
we find a 42 Chapter Book inside a hidden shelf
This is not 42 Chapter Book
This is a book of Buddhism, isn't it?
Yes, sir
Take it to my home for my mother
Did I shoot him?
Yes,
you did
The armour cannot defend
Bury him properly
Yes
Everything is his house is not allowed to move
I will confiscate his property later
Yes, sir
Come on, Bond
I want to talk to my sister personally
Please leave us alone
Get lost!
Aren't you an officer now?
Yes, I have embezzled millions taels of gold
But I have to flee away now,
so I come here to fetch you with me
Sister!
Fainted, but not dead
Wake her up, hurry!
Bond
I can't recognize you in such a short distance, who are you?
Master, it's you!
I know everything
you did in the palace
I am not quite understand
I can tell you are poisoned from you forehead
Yes, I was hit by the chronic bone dissolved soft palm
I am very poor, Master
You have to save me
What's wrong?
You are cured
I know someday I will be cured
Thank you, Master
Follow me, I have to talk to you
I, in name of the Chief,
Promote you to be the branch leader of the Greenwood Branch
Congratulation
Branch leader?
This is the order of the Greenwood branch
O'Brian is captured by Wilson Bond
and has been put into the imperial jail
There is information that
His buddies and the 7 red-cloth lamas
are planning to rescue him
So Bond has to take action first
To kill O'Brian
And expel the Manchurian King at the same time
To kill all the barbarians
But I do afraid that my power is so limited
You bastard! You seized all his fortune
Now you have women and money
You must contribute something
I have just get small amount of money
I have no women
Come out!
Who is it?
Gentlemen
They are born
to be connected twins
Luckily, our divine doctor
separated them
So they talk, move,
eat and sleep together
Even they fight,
they will act in the same time
Now, I assign them to be your body guards
To help you to get rid of the bastard King
Master, let's discuss it
You assign them to look over me, I know
Frankly speaking, let's share our profit half and half
So may I be excused from going to the palace?
Make it 40-60
You want 70%?
That's too greedy of you
You want 80%? That's too much!
You want 90%?
I prefer going to the palace!
You promise, I didn't push you
Pals, gather all our men
Gather outside the city gate at 1 1 o'clock
Bond, you give us the single by burning a firework
Then we'll rush into the palace
to kill O'Brian and the king
Kill them!
Shit!
I won't go, why do you tie me up?
And push me on the bed?
Why don't you sleep with me?
How can you treat me that way?
Please behave yourself
If you promise not to go
We will untie you immediately
My nickname is
"Honestly righteous young gentleman"
I do deserve it
I do keep my promise
OK
you don't let me go because of you loyalty to our country
Then you have to prove one thing to me
What?
I want to know if you two were mind connected or not
One feel itchy,
and the other feel pain!
We must have an experiment
Want a try?
Sit here, and don't move
Follow me
Don't move!
Don't ! Master, don't
Don't!
It's true!
Harder, don't stop!
It's time
Don't stop!
This proves you two
and mind connected
It also proves my dragon hand
is powerful indeed
Our Chief assign us to you
actually, we are your fiancees
We do hope our master treat us politely,
If we can resume the Ming Dynasty, we'll marry you
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Now you sit here, don't move
You come with me, we'll have another experiment
It's merely academic
Bond
Who's it?
Where are you? Bond!
It's the sister of the King
Go in, quick!
Don't make any noise!
Bond...
Now I find you here!
Where have you been these day? Do you skill love me??
I am busy!
I've go tiger's penis soup
from the imperial doctor
Really?
OK, let me hold the cup with my hand
Left, right, forward...
Yes, thanks
You are welcome
The house is so big to have the echo
You naughty boy
Have to wait until it's cool
That's warm to drink
Good, let me take the cup up
Why do you waste it and poor it down your neck
Oh, I'm a merciful man,
but I try to be a little bit
Nonsense
Finished, let me give you back the cup
Now you are Sir Wilson Bond
Why don't you propose our marriage to my brother?
Have you forgotten
you have slept with me?
Are you going to forget it?
I will ask my brother to kill you
Please do not exaggerate
Exaggerate?
Do you have another women?
No, you're too sensitive
All the other women
are shit to me except you
What are you doing?
There is mosquito!
Mosquito?
If you have guts, fly to my chest
Then I will kill you with my fists
I'd be tough to you
Come on
Why don't you propose our marriage to my brother quickly?
You have blood!
I'm sick!
Sick?
Sure, because of your soup!
Blame on me, just blame on me
Stop talking about it
Why don't you go and get me some herbal tea?
Go, or I will die
Stop, I will be killed if you go on like this
You are a bag egg
You keep 2 bewitching women here!
I'll ask my mother to kill you
Chase!
Your poor martial arts!
How can you fight against me?
Two to one, it's no fair!
Shut up!
Experess Dowager invites Sir Wilson Bond
Come, take her on the bed, now
What's the matter?
Sir, Her Highness wants to invite you to her palace
Are there anything urgent?
If you don't go,
Don't blame us for impoliteness
Wait!
What?
The 2 bloody women outside are very powerful
We cannot take this risk
What shall we do?
I'll be right back
Be careful!
Keep an eye on her!
Good day, Your highness
Your Highness
Congratulations, Sir Bond
I think you have got much fortune from O'Brain
I only contribute to our country, I won't take any dirty money
If I seized any taels from O'Brian,
Bless me to be killed by O'Brian
If I didn't stop him,
You would have been killed
Your are invincible and remarkable
Thanks for your kindness
I think the 42-Chapter Book
is with you now, right
What is the book you have just mentioned?
Don't lie to a clever person
You assisted Hoi
to steal my 42-Chapter Book of Red Division
Then His Majesty
gave you his book of White Division
Among the property to O'Brian's treasure,
There is no record of his 42-Chaper Book of the Blue Division
That means you have taken it
Except the one
from Wu Sam Kwai
You have got 3 out of 4
So you must know clearly about the treasure
I don't understand, can you repeat once more?
What are you doing?
"Ching Ming" on the right, there must be "Rebel & Resume" on the left
How can you deny to be a member of Heaven & Earth Society?
Please don't get angry
Yes, I am a member of the Heaven & Earth Society,
but you are from the Dragon Sect
We go our own way
Now you are pushing me
to disclose your secret
Who are you going to tell?
If I kill you, will you soul tell the King in his dream?
I don't think so
If you want me dead, you've got chances before
Don't you want to know where the 3 books are?
Serve me tea
I've been tailing you
You hid these books in Lai-Chun Brother!
Then you came out and met Chan Kan Nam
I've taken them already
Got it? That's perfect
So, everything's fine, right?
May I be excused?
Do you think I have had any glance of it?
I have read many times of it
But I still can't find the secret
Tell me now,
or I'll let you free
Since you say so,
why not kill me?
Don't forget,
I am Sir Wilson Bond
So many people know I am here,
including your daughter King-ning
Do you think you could be free after killing me?
Don't you think I will believe you?
You can take a risk
Don't worry,
today is the fast day of dragon Sect
We cannot kill
Why not tell me earlier,
you really scare me!
But I know someone who is so willing to kill you
Tell me, what is the secret?
What do you want? I really don't know!
Do you want to chat with him?
No, he is not my friend
You can make friends with him, now!
Hero, forgive me!
You bastard, I'll kill you
I want to kill you!
Kill me? I'll wait for you
Dare to behave so proudly in front of me?
I won't afraid of your martial arts!
Wish your penis goes to your throat
& comes out through your mouth!
You bastard,
fucking asshold, shit!
I'll take a pile of shit to feed you bastard
Your father is gigolo, your mother got sex disease
You peeped women in bath when you were 3
You forced women to peep you bathing when you were 4
When you were five. . .
Is Master fine?
Help!
Mother...
You're merciful, you'll forget our minor mistakes
Please don't take it seriously
When you are 70, you go to have circumcision
71 , you will indecent
assault the little girls
at 72, you pay somebody to fuck you
you will send him a shiu-mai plus 1 000 taels, too
are you tired?
No,
I think the curse I used for our 40's is not worse enough
I have to scold you from that year on wards
You waste my energy!
Brother, we come to save you from Tibet
Are you OK?
- Who is this guy? - Don't kill me
He is now the right-hand of the bastard King
Bring him with us as a hostage
Yes
Go
Don't go!
The outposts of the imperial guards are in front of us
There are powerful warriors
I think we cannot go through it
You mean. . .
You guard me
So I can force out the dragon pricks
Only if my vitality is back to normal
I can find no rivals inside the Forbidden City
Well, we'll guard you
Heaven & Earth Society?
Master
Bond!
O'Brian?!
Don't let him get rid of the dragon pricks
If so, no one can defeat him
Kill O'Brian first, and then kill the bastard King
Master, speak out if you need any help
Step on my cymbal, forget about me
Master
Shit, O'Brain is invincible,
he knows to shrink his penis
Shrink his penis?
If one shrinks his penis,
you can prick his sinus
on the backbone with a hairpin
Then it will come out immediately
Dicky. . .
Are you still alive?
Crazy again!?
Yes, I am crazy!
That's shit!
Be careful, Bond
Don't kill my dick!
Don't, you can't defeat him
Be careful, sir
Master, you've killed O'Brian
You've killed O'Brian
Thanks you friend for helping
Thanks you
He is my friend
Since you are hurt,
let's not kill the king now
Anyway, we killed O'Brian
for our brothers
Go and see your good pal
Master, leave first, leave it to me
Bond, be careful
You too
Sir...Sir...
Kid Chun?
You come to normal again!
Don't panic, I have lost my martial arts
I can never kill you
I did wrong to you
Forget it, but I am sorry,
I can't cure you
My master did it
Do you know the secret of the Empress Dowager?
Sure, she is. . .
The divine lady of the Dragon Sect
I see!
Don't worry
She could not harm you
if I am still alive
What?
Go, otherwise, you will lose your life
Kidding? Sir. . .
You have better run for your life
If he turns into a ghost, you will lose your life faster
Bond, you really lucky
You are still alive although you stayed in the same prison with O'Brian
Don't go mad, this is your fast day
The clock past 1 2
If you don't tell me
the secret of the books
You have to see Hoi and O'Brian
Majesty!
Your Majesty, I am glad you are here
Mother
Your Majesty, Bond wants to kill me
Why are you here
Your Majesty
Bond and Hoi are members of the Heaven & Earth Society,
They kidnapped me
We met O'Brain and his fellows on the way
They fought against each other, and none alive
Bond tried to kill me too
What
I don't want to waste any time
The fact is this guy disguised to the your mother,
She is the divine lady of the Dragon Sect
Is it true?
Imperial army be alert
Yes
Everyone of the Heaven & Earth Society
marked "Rebel Ching, resume Ming" on their feet
Tell him to take off the shoes and shoe you
Bond
It's not true
Guards, take his shoes off
Your Majesty
Hold it
Ching Ming?
There must be Rebel and Resume on the other foot
Put it together,
it forms "Rebel Ching, resume Ming"
Show me the other one
Don't
Chung Yang?
Though I've not been educated
I know the word "Filial"
Ching Ming and Chung Yang are festivals to memorize our ancestors
I marked them on the feet,
So as to remind me to worship my ancestors in these festivals
Mother
She isn't the real Empress Dowater
She is a stand-in
Why don't you trust me?
No
We won't believe you
Mother
Kin-ning
One more Empress
Don't believe her,
she is our real mother
She is fake
She kept me in the residential palace and disguised as me
For half year!
Your Majesty, we have steal evidence, there is no other solution, but
Shoot!
Bond, I won't forget you
It's not me to tell them shoot you
I should be blamed since you suffered deeply
Long life, Your Highness
Luckily, Kin-ning and these 2 eunuchs saved me
Bond told me that
Bond?
Mother, Bon is my intimate officer
You killed O'Brian
and disclosed the secret of the fake Empress,
You have achieved remarkable merit
I grant you the title of Sir Deer-Tripot
Thanks for your kindness
Bond, I'll be back
When I appear next time,
I am sure you won't recognize me
I don't care if it's right, worng or stupid
My legend will be passed on through songs
Don't ask it's true or not
Get rid of the hatred and have fun
No matter you're with me or not
Just act happily
I'll be happy if I want to be happy
Have some fun if you want to be happy
We're free, just like playing games
Everything is like a game
No matter it's true or not
it's just like a drama
I don't care if I'm good or evil
Just love me if you like