1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,080 Recent newspaper headlines 4 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:47,080 have gotten all of us wondering the same question. 5 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:52,360 Will General Suchinda be Thailand's next prime minister? 6 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,920 The nation is up in arms 7 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,360 as he prepares to "sacrifice his honor for the nation…" 8 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:07,360 and break his pre-election promise 9 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,440 not to seek office… 10 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,320 and to return the nation to democracy. 11 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,880 After general elections, 12 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,800 the five majority parties, 13 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,600 Justice Unity, Chart Thai, Social Action, Thai Citizen and People's Party… 14 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:33,080 backed General Suchinda as the nation's 19th prime minister. 15 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:38,720 Hundreds of students and civilians 16 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:43,720 have rallied in front of Parliament to protest. 17 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:49,240 Protein, carbohydrates, fat, minerals and… 18 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,840 It's so good. Everybody loves it. 19 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,040 Monkey Holding Peach Brand ointment 20 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:02,160 relieves cold, stuffy nose, dizziness… 21 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,160 In the recording studio… 22 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:17,040 It's not the sound of forest floods… 23 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,960 Weighing 114 pounds… 24 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,200 SAYEW 25 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,000 BANGKOK IN 1992 26 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,320 PRAEW 27 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,520 WEEKENDS - STAR'S SOCCER 28 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,400 SAYEW NEW AND IMPROVED 29 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,640 A copy of You and I, please. 30 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,280 This is a hot issue. 31 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,440 It's all sold out, but I saved you one. 32 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Wow! What a hunk! 33 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,680 Here. 34 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,400 Let me see. 35 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,480 -Thanks. -Thank you. 36 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:12,680 These two, please. 37 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:17,400 Star's Soccer is 15. Sayew is now 35. That'll be 50 baht. 38 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,400 Do you want these in a bag? 39 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,760 Yes. Yes, please. 40 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,760 REAL SEX ENCOUNTERS 41 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,120 My name is Tao. I'm from Sukhothai 42 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,800 but moved to Bangkok for university. 43 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,360 I live with my aunt who runs a restaurant 44 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,200 in our apartment building. 45 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,840 Whenever I'm free, 46 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:51,400 I help her with washing dishes and delivering food. 47 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,640 The restaurant is a hub of all sorts 48 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,520 that lets me meet a variety of people. 49 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:06,080 Daeng is an angel of the night renting a room down the hall. 50 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,400 She's the hottest thing to a country boy like me. 51 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,320 The sexy sway of her sweet, slabby ass 52 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,560 sets my heart on fire every time. 53 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:24,920 Her bountiful breasts beg for my attention. 54 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:30,160 The way they quiver and bounce simply leaves me breathless. 55 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:35,640 One day, she ordered food as usual. 56 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,800 It was my job to deliver it. 57 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,880 When she opened the door, she was in her nightie. 58 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:49,880 And beneath that, she was completely naked. 59 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:55,760 Can you imagine my excitement? 60 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,640 She didn't shy away from my stare as I took in her luscious body. 61 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:06,120 The hunger in my eyes begged her to ask. 62 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,320 Would you like to know what I do for a living? 63 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,720 I don't know. I avoided the question. 64 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:17,760 I didn't ask if you knew. I asked if you wanted to know. 65 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,960 I nodded my head but averted my gaze. 66 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:25,040 She was silent but smiled seductively. 67 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:29,560 She pulled me into her arms and kissed me on the lips. 68 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,880 I shuddered. She laughed with glee. 69 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,320 There you go. That's my job. 70 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,840 I was surprised and tried to run, 71 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,960 but she laughed and pulled me back. 72 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,480 Don't be scared. I won't bite. 73 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,840 But this is my first time. 74 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,160 Everyone has a first. 75 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,960 That night, she schooled me in the sutras of sex. 76 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,680 How to love and kiss like an expert… 77 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,640 -Tao, your aunt needs you to deliver food. -Okay. 78 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:08,480 WET DREAMS 79 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,240 These are Sayew's editorial suites. 80 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,920 Sayew is the kind of magazine that stirs the tiger in your loins. 81 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,720 This one here is… What's his name again? 82 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,680 Fuck it. 83 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,440 Here's Seed. Our layout designer. 84 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,200 He cuts and pastes artwork. His hands are always sticky. 85 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,840 And Knorr Not Nor, owner of seven serials. 86 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,400 Each one of them is a classic. 87 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,960 He's also our photo editor. 88 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,200 These aren't censored yet. They're off-limits. 89 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,039 Not even a peek? 90 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,799 This is Kajorn. The old hand here. 91 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,720 Tao, come here. 92 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,200 He's everyone's mentor and designs the cover. 93 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:58,800 There's also Dr. Porn, who writes his sex help column from home. 94 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,080 Come here! 95 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:04,200 Our team may be small, but we're a brilliant bunch. 96 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,000 I'm not a baby anymore. 97 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,360 We have it all. Be it fashion, 98 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,000 factoids, entertainment, 99 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,640 foreign and domestic news. 100 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:19,560 But our best column prints sex stories submitted by our readers. 101 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:25,040 But the bulk of them is trash. Literary drivel. 102 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:29,560 That's why Hia hired me as his star writer. 103 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,760 EXECUTIVE EDITOR 104 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,600 Hia Kung Fu. 105 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,880 Everyone calls him that. 106 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,680 He's been a porn-dog for decades. 107 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,360 Tao, this ain't cutting it. 108 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,560 Why's that? It's just like all the rest. 109 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,400 That's the problem. Don't you get what our readers want? 110 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,400 They want more details, down to the pubes. 111 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,600 So they can get off. 112 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:12,160 Graphic sex. Something arousing. 113 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,120 The kinkier the better. 114 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:24,320 Long stories short on sex like yours 115 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,000 are getting old. 116 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:32,240 It was cool before. 117 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:37,160 It even gave our magazine class. 118 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,760 But let's be real. 119 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:44,160 Right now, our sales suck and my backers called me in. 120 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:49,200 If you can't raise the heat in your stories, I'll have to drop you. 121 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,080 Come on, Hia. 122 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,640 But I'll cut you some slack. 123 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,920 It's all on your shoulders. 124 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,520 You've got to produce what the market demands. 125 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,360 But my writing's graphic. 126 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,080 My hand trembles just from typing. 127 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,160 Your writing? Graphic? 128 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,640 Come on. 129 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,480 This is graphic. 130 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,280 Our new writer, Young Stallion. 131 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:21,840 His stories are so graphic, they've turned our readers blissfully pale. 132 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,760 AND I THRUST FEROCIOUSLY INTO HER… 133 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,720 YOUR VAGINA AND BOOBS ARE SO NICE… 134 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:37,320 Where's the art? This is crude and lacks literary style. 135 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,840 That's my point. You write like a girl. 136 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,040 Think like a man or give it up, girl. 137 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:51,400 Save your stories for trashy romances. 138 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:56,560 Tits and ass. Men blow buckets from-- 139 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:04,080 Hia, red alert. We're about to shoot and our tits are gone. 140 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:09,200 Stallion was chatting her up. And then she was gone. 141 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,480 I told you to keep an eye on her. 142 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,560 I forgot about these two. 143 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:18,560 On the left is Pai, our photographer who loves country music. 144 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,240 On the right is Ma, our stylist. 145 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,560 She has a pimply back but thinks she's a star. 146 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,560 Hia, help us find her. 147 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,920 What the hell! She's no prude. 148 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,440 How did she disappear? 149 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,800 These two work and fight all day long. 150 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,160 Let's go. 151 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,440 Hia. 152 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,280 I'm done with this month's serial. 153 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,520 "Sexy Cats, Wonder Girls…" 154 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,600 "Sexy Cats…" 155 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,440 It's the same story again. Go change the title. 156 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,360 Okay. 157 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,920 Our readers will catch on. 158 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:01,120 Seed used this just last month. Got it? 159 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,040 -Okay. -Hia. 160 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,600 Here's the next cover. 161 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:13,480 Excellent. Add something in big bold type. 162 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,760 Like what? 163 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:19,040 "Wide forehead, sexy hips, 164 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:25,560 "dynamite dimensions 34-24-35." 165 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,200 "'Shtir' your desire…" 166 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,840 Tao? Is there such a word? "Shtir"? 167 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,200 Here we go again. Mixing up words together. 168 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,760 Who cares. 169 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,440 "'Shtir' your desire to sizzles." 170 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,040 But somehow they always catch on. 171 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,000 -Tag three "S's" to the end of that. -Three? 172 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,280 That's grammatically incorrect. 173 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:59,440 Grammatically incorrect. If so… 174 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,760 Then quadruple them, damn it! 175 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,080 Okay. 176 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,240 Where could she have gone? 177 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,240 Find her. 178 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,960 I tried. I looked everywhere. 179 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,000 So now I have to paint your nipples again? 180 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,560 Not again. 181 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:44,440 Hey, make sure your fun doesn't affect other people's work. 182 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:50,360 I was prepping her for the shoot. 183 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,040 Keeping them pert. 184 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,440 Tao, come meet Young Stallion. 185 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,080 This is Tao, my friend's niece. 186 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,400 This is Young Stallion, our hot new writer. 187 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,280 You two chat. I'll be back. 188 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:13,440 Young Tao… Hia's favorite niece. 189 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560 Your reputation precedes you. 190 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,440 Honored to be in your presence. 191 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,240 I guess I'm the only honored one here. 192 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,840 That's okay. 193 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:33,280 I've read your stories. 194 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,720 They're just pussy-perfect cute. 195 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,600 You goth-ass baboon. 196 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,840 Think you're hot shit? You've met your match. 197 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,800 That was a compliment. 198 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,160 Just holler if you need help. I'm always down. 199 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,280 I'm coming. 200 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,240 You're almost done with school, aren't you? 201 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:15,440 If you flunk and your aunt finds out 202 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,400 you've been writing porn for me, she would kill me. 203 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,760 She won't find out now. I've been writing for a few years. 204 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,680 If I stop now, I'll be broke. 205 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,680 Don't you worry about my degree. 206 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,320 Let's rehearse. 207 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,920 I'll pass for sure. 208 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,520 This won't pass. 209 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,600 Categorizing romance doesn't prove anything. 210 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:51,000 If your work doesn't improve, you won't graduate. 211 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:55,600 PROF. USANA PATSUWAN 212 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,880 What's up? Why the long face? 213 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,160 Life sucks. 214 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:20,359 Here's something to cheer you up. 215 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,920 The last one was hotter. 216 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,760 No, Saengrawi was the hottest. 217 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:33,880 Do you remember that accident two years ago? 218 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:39,160 You guys are useless. Tits this, ass that. 219 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,000 Women should be cherished, 220 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:47,400 because they're beautiful, cheerful and pure. 221 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,160 Women dig gentlemen. 222 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,480 As if you're such a man. 223 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,880 Mui, how's it going? 224 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,280 Shove over. 225 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,680 What's wrong? Stressed out? 226 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,040 Here, I'll give you a back rub. 227 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:34,080 The report I have due is so difficult. 228 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,440 I don't really understand it. 229 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:42,640 Why didn't you tell me? I'll write it for you. 230 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,680 Hey, isn't that the guy who sent flowers to Mui? 231 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,320 -Where? -Over there. 232 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,840 Looks like a monkey. 233 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,760 He doesn't stand a chance. 234 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640 Right, Mui? 235 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,520 I don't have any change. Come get it inside. 236 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,560 Does she live alone? 237 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:29,480 Her husband works in another province. He's rarely here. 238 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,400 Phan. Help me out. I'm lonely. 239 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:45,120 Who would've thought a motorcycle driver like me would lay a cougar this rich. 240 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,120 She rapidly ripped off our clothes. 241 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,320 And swallowed me whole like a sex-starved bitch. 242 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,400 Have some sausage. Your aunt gave me too many. 243 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,920 Tao. Hia's here. 244 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,240 What the hell! Even your hankie's saffron like a monk's robe. 245 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,000 Hello. 246 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,000 Hi, everyone. Food smells good. 247 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:36,320 Aad came from Lampang and brought these for you. 248 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:43,880 Is Tao being useful at your amulet magazine? 249 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:54,000 She's a hardworking girl. Don't you worry. 250 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,520 I've got to run, though. Business calls. 251 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,600 Okay. 252 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:15,600 Tao, give Uncle Sawaeng his food and two packs of water. 253 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,800 Jon, give me a hand so I can bring it all in one trip. 254 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,720 Okay. 255 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,520 Uncle Sawaeng's on the fifth floor, right? 256 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,160 Says who? He's on the sixth. So forgetful. 257 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,120 He lives next to that room, Tao. 258 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,160 Oh… that room. 259 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,880 Hey, Jon. Hurry up. 260 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,480 Here's your ice. 261 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,840 What's wrong? Is it your thesis? 262 00:21:54,640 --> 00:22:01,240 I'm sick of work. I can't keep up. And I still have to deliver food. 263 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,640 I know what you mean. I feel pressed for time, too. 264 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:12,080 You? Pressed for time? Don't make me laugh. 265 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,800 Is the water heavy? 266 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,800 No sweat. When I was a monk, I had it harder. 267 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,520 Uncle Sawaeng. Your food's here. 268 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,280 Tao, come in. 269 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,880 Just put it on the table. 270 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,120 -And the water? -There. 271 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:52,600 Jon, you came at the right time. Tell me what this Buddhist term means. 272 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,520 You know, the group of protestors has accrued to thousands, 273 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,320 gathering in crowds at Sanam Luang despite this sweltering heat. 274 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,080 Kids have no space to fly their kites. 275 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,320 It is day six, 276 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:13,600 and Chalard Worachat's hunger strike is still ongoing. 277 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,040 You sure learnt a thing or two as a monk. 278 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:20,840 You two are still yapping away. I'm yawning. 279 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,320 Uncle Sawaeng. 280 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,600 -What? -Pay me 75 baht first. 281 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,280 Oh, you. All right. 282 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,800 It's all there. 283 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:41,560 Tao… can you see if there are any vacancies downstairs? 284 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,000 Why? You gonna move? 285 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,800 I can't stand the racket from next door anymore. 286 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:55,280 They're at it all night. I can't finish my mantras. 287 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,600 Come on, I know you like it. 288 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,720 I just want to live in peace. 289 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,240 Fine, I'll check for you. 290 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,520 -Make sure you don't forget. -Okay. 291 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,000 Do his neighbors drink all night? 292 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,240 You're better off not knowing. 293 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,920 Why? 294 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,560 Who lives there? 295 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,840 I don't know. 296 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,400 Hello. 297 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,440 What a hottie. 298 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,280 That's your type? 299 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:46,720 Not bad. You know a hottie like her? I've never seen her before. 300 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,640 It's not like that, Tao. 301 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,720 Her name is Koi. She's my neighbor Pong's sister-in-law. 302 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,440 She's still in school. 303 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,240 His wife asked her to help with housework. 304 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,040 Anyway, I feel sorry for him. 305 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:07,360 He's been jobless for months. 306 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,920 His wife has to support him. I wish I could help him somehow. 307 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,800 Not graphic enough. 308 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,360 You're a fool. This isn't a fairy tale. 309 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,680 You're about to get married, and you don't have a clue! 310 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,440 That night, I came back to my room. 311 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,480 I heard someone showering. 312 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:16,000 If it was my wife, we could get down and dirty. 313 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:27,080 But then, I heard another sound. 314 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,520 Like someone was eating spicy food. 315 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:38,920 I knew then that it wasn't my wife, but her sister, Koi. 316 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,720 Suddenly, I noticed light flickering through a small hole. 317 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,520 So I took a peek. 318 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,920 What appeared before my eyes was Koi's snow-white body. 319 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,560 I really hate her. 320 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,960 Koi, who looks at me with disdain 321 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,640 for being jobless and dependent on her sister 322 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:08,000 and for being classless and making her sister suffer through hardship. 323 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:13,920 Her naked curves caused my staff of fire to rise and burn the door down. 324 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,200 I can't take it anymore! 325 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,520 KOI: SLAVE OF MY DESIRE BY TAO DINDAENG 326 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,800 You're a genius. You finished it so quickly. 327 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,840 Piece of cake. 328 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,240 I don't know what I'd do without you. 329 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:23,400 No sweat. There's no problem I can't solve. 330 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,600 It's still not there. You don't get it. 331 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,320 Tell me something. Have you ever… 332 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,200 Come in. 333 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,240 We're all here. 334 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,400 -Come in so we can start the meeting. -Come in, guys. 335 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,840 -Hello. -Hi. 336 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,160 Hi. 337 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,600 I have something to show you. 338 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,520 Here. 339 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,720 Is this really her? 340 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,440 Of course. Straight from acting to porn. 341 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,360 It is her. Wow! 342 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,480 How? 343 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,480 Easy-peasy. 344 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,440 These photos suck. 345 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,280 Who's gonna cast her in movies now? 346 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,600 Hia. 347 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,440 You want me to take photos like this? 348 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,120 I can't afford anything this glossy. 349 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,880 But who can afford the cover price? 350 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,400 Everyone, I guess. 351 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,520 They're all sold out. 352 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:46,320 You don't know shit. They're selling like hot cakes and they're all gone. 353 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,840 Now, take a look at these. 354 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,440 We're in dire straits, gentlemen. 355 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,600 There's a new chief inspector. Don't know if he'd take bribes. 356 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,320 And our sales are plummeting. 357 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,520 Crappy mags like these are flooding our market. 358 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,680 Nevertheless, we must uphold our standards 359 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,880 and not stoop to their level. 360 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,000 And yet, we can't afford to spend more. 361 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,760 I guess there's only one way out. 362 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,960 We need to fulfill our readers' desires. 363 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,680 We need to spice things up with some new columns. 364 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,280 Any suggestions? 365 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,400 How about a gay experience column? 366 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,360 I can write that, Hia. 367 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:45,400 I can't stomach it. 368 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,440 Let's stick to normal human behavior. 369 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,280 Any other ideas? 370 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:57,360 Why don't we sell these? I shaped it myself. 371 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,560 What the heck is it? 372 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,200 It's called The Void, sir. 373 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,000 The Void? 374 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,440 Which way is up? 375 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,720 Seems risky. 376 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,600 Let's concentrate on our columns first? Anyone else? 377 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:20,640 How about publishing amateur nudes? Here are some samples. 378 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,640 We've got a big following among housewives. 379 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,920 Let them strut their stuff. 380 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,720 Not too shabby. 381 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,640 Good idea. 382 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,560 It provides release for both genders 383 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:48,920 and fits perfectly with our magazine's concept. 384 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,720 Not a bad idea. 385 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,240 Are we going to cut Dr. Porn's sex advice column? 386 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:02,800 No way. No matter what, it stays. 387 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,400 It serves a social role. 388 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,240 Remember this. 389 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:14,760 Our magazine upholds the fabric of Thai society. 390 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,800 Don't follow fads blindly and forget our roots. 391 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,880 Now get back to work. 392 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:28,240 And remember, Sayew serves Thai people's pleasure. 393 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,040 Sayew serves Thai people's pleasure! 394 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,160 Now you see the problems we face. 395 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,600 You have one more chance. 396 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:50,040 But if you fail, that's it. 397 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:02,960 I'm telling you, this tape's the shit. A sexpert like me was amazed. 398 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:10,360 For novices, it'll will blow their mind. There was the wheelbarrow and arching doe. 399 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,719 DR. PORN'S SEX ADVICE 400 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:37,360 Dear Dr. Porn, I'm a big fan of your column. 401 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,760 That's why I need your advice. 402 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,080 I'm crushing hard on this girl. Her name is Toy. 403 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:54,840 I'm serious about her, but I never say anything. I'm afraid of rejection. 404 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,440 I'm very shy. 405 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:05,360 This is my question. Is there a drug I can use to get her horny? 406 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,680 How much will it cost? 407 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:12,120 If we had sex, I'm sure she'd be mine. 408 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,360 Can you solve my problem? 409 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,960 Problems I can solve, 410 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,280 but rape I won't condone. 411 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:31,080 Drugs won't make her love you. 412 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:36,320 The best thing is to woo her. 413 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,480 Women love gentlemen. 414 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:52,240 Dear Dr. Porn, my measurements are 40-23-38. 415 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,640 I'm 172 centimeters tall and weigh 46 kilos. 416 00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:01,160 I'm also fair-skinned. What do you think about that? 417 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,600 I take good care of my looks and I'm comfortable with my body. 418 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:11,360 Everyone staring whenever I walk by is proof of my beauty. 419 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,880 What should I do to become a nude model? 420 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,520 Your measurements are stupendous. 421 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,280 I'm only a 37. 422 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:28,480 Send me a few shots showing off your face and figure. 423 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,560 A swimsuit shot would be great. The editor is keen on you. 424 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,960 You'll be the next cover girl. 425 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,440 Dear Dr. Porn… 426 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:44,280 Can a girl get pregnant if she has sex within a week after her period? 427 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,680 And if she was on the rag, what then? 428 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,280 What about you? 429 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,440 Let me think about it. 430 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,120 What if I wore a condom? Is there a risk then? 431 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,480 Please tell me all the risks. 432 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:17,880 Sex during her period isn't risky but might be bad for the girl. 433 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,400 And if the condom didn't break, your risk is low. 434 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,160 But are you sure you slipped it on correctly? 435 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,400 Dear Dr. Porn, 436 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,560 I'm a plain single woman. 437 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,480 My problem is… 438 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,560 One of my co-workers keeps flirting with me. 439 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,240 He's very sweet. 440 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,920 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 441 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,480 He says he loves me even though he's married. 442 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,680 Late at night, when we're alone, 443 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,800 he tries to feel me up. 444 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,200 Sometimes I get aroused. 445 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,840 I'm afraid I'll give in one day. 446 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:29,480 I never wanted to be a mistress. What should I do? 447 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,840 Girls never win by messing with married men. 448 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,960 And these men are horny bastards, dissatisfied with one woman. 449 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,880 I'd steer clear of trouble. 450 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:55,840 There are so many other virgin single men out there for you. 451 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,800 Dear Dr. Porn, I'm in love with this woman. 452 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:15,360 But I'm just a shy salesman, 453 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,040 so I don't dare approach her. 454 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,040 Right now, my heart's about to burst. 455 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,360 She gives sex advice. Her initial is P. 456 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:37,840 I've followed her column from the start. As time passes, my passion grows. 457 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:43,880 Judging from her writing, she must be sexy. 458 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,000 I'd like to be with her. 459 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:53,400 Do you think I stand a chance, Sexy Doctor? 460 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,720 I'll patiently await your answer. Love, Anonymous. 461 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,440 Dear Anonymous… 462 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,280 Your lust… No, 463 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,000 your question… 464 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,280 I think… 465 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,480 I think… 466 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,560 Uncle Porn… 467 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,160 Do you ever get lonely? 468 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,840 Where would I find the time to be lonely with all my work? 469 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,440 Have you ever had writer's block? 470 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,000 Having trouble writing, are we? 471 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:09,160 Our job is to fuel people's fantasies. 472 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:17,320 But sometimes we must fantasize ourselves. 473 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,360 DOCTOR'S LICENSE REVOKED BY MEDICAL BOARD 474 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,200 Like my sexy doctor persona. 475 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:38,280 Must we have experienced what we fantasize about? 476 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,920 Be patient. 477 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:50,200 Experience takes time and shouldn't be rushed. 478 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,800 Tell me, have you ever read our magazine? 479 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,520 Give it a read. 480 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:10,400 How can you write without understanding who it's for and what it's about? 481 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:16,280 And remember, we create ready-made experiences. 482 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,000 Ready-made experiences? 483 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:25,440 That's right. All types of pornography 484 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,080 are ready-made experiences. 485 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:35,640 MASTURBATION 486 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,040 TEENAGERS CRAVE LOVE - THREESOME GIRLS 487 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,200 I'd like one ticket. 488 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,680 It's 25 baht. 489 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,720 Let's get a room. 490 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,520 Okay. 491 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,320 What the heck? 492 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:31,000 What a rip-off! No tits and ass, and the scenes were swapped. 493 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:38,000 Who cares? No one's here to watch the film. 494 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,760 Just my luck. Sticky floors and no tits. 495 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,520 A-ha, Tao. 496 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,480 Came to watch a porno, did we? 497 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:06,600 What! No. I came to buy noodles but the store was closed. 498 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,720 I'm only teasing. Where are you headed? 499 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,560 Home. What's it to you? 500 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:21,000 Hia told me that we live close by. Let me be your ride. 501 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,240 I'm fine. I have feet. 502 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,120 I guess you're scared to straddle my bike. 503 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,280 You wish. I just don't need a ride. 504 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,920 Fine, I give up. Have it your way. 505 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,920 I don't like to force people. 506 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,000 Hold on. 507 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,280 I changed my mind. 508 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,080 I'm too lazy to wait for the bus. 509 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,200 I knew you'd give in. Hop on. 510 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,880 Come on, just straddle it. 511 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,800 Sit tight. 512 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,440 You drive like a maniac! 513 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,480 This is nothing! Hang on to me. 514 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,800 Can't you drive any slower? 515 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,200 Life in the slow lane just ain't fun. 516 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,560 You only live once. 517 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,720 You might as well push the limits. 518 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,440 Stop, you'll miss the turn. 519 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,800 What are you doing? Try that again and I'll sock you. 520 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,560 Felt so soft on my back. 521 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,320 Let go. 522 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,520 I said let go. Can't you hear me? 523 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,240 You take life too seriously. 524 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:40,520 Go out and enjoy yourself. Or time will find your heart cold. 525 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:47,240 Beware of your cold heart, vampire… 526 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,680 Toodle-oo! 527 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,480 Wiseass! 528 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,680 Protests against the military dictator are heating up… 529 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,880 Good, you're here. Please give the manager my old key. 530 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,840 In case he wants to inspect my apartment. 531 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,880 Is your new room quieter? 532 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,200 Much better. 533 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:17,680 I can pray in peace now. 534 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,840 Here it is. 535 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,680 Now they can scream to their heart's content. 536 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,920 The police, led by Black Hand, shot dead three thieves. 537 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,880 Once again, Black Hand lays down the law with his gun. 538 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,320 Murder, schmurder! Switch to the soaps. 539 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:44,880 Why? It's the news. 540 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:49,000 But there's never any good news. 541 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,920 One bullet's all it takes! 542 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,480 That's my hero. 543 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,040 Are you mental? Your shirt was perfectly fine. 544 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,360 I hear it's all the rage. 545 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:56,040 I see. You wanna be cool and be in a gang, huh? 546 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,480 Are you trying to impress a chick? 547 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,120 Chicks don't dig dudes like you. 548 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,040 I guess you're right. 549 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,800 What's up with you? 550 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,640 One comment and you cave in. 551 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,400 You're such a wimp. 552 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:33,040 But you're right… No one digs me. 553 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,760 You're so lame. 554 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,760 Treat it as a challenge. 555 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,240 If you need tips to get a girl, just ask me. 556 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,520 To get a girl, you've gotta give it your all. 557 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,520 Come here. 558 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,240 Come on. 559 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,840 One more time. 560 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,400 This hasn't improved. 561 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,960 You ignored my comments. 562 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,960 You need to understand 563 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:47,800 how romances use language to manipulate the reader's fantasies. 564 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,160 Are you listening? 565 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:57,240 Stick to your thesis on the relationship between Thai literature and Thai life. 566 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,400 If not, you won't pass your thesis defense. 567 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:17,040 My professor stroked my ripped and ready body. 568 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,640 She breathed in my ear… 569 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,840 "For this, I'll grant you an A." 570 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:40,160 She shed her angel wings 571 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:46,040 and laid down on the table, allowing me to examine her. 572 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:58,800 "If you perform OT like this every night, you'll definitely get your bonus." 573 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,560 Aside from pork buns, 574 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:07,120 her hot buns were included with the combo meal. 575 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:13,840 She cleaned my entire body from head to toe. 576 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:20,680 She slapped cuffs on me and handed me a hot sex ticket. 577 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:26,600 She provided hot after-sales service in bed without charging 7% VAT. 578 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:42,120 Her cooking was spicy, but her sex was even spicier. 579 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,240 What a loser! 580 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,960 The original version was much better. 581 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:59,560 You hate every version but watch them every night. 582 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,280 Aren't you sick of the plot? 583 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:08,960 Who cares? When you're beat and broke in this shit economy, 584 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:14,760 anything on TV is better than thinking about debts and how to make a living. 585 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:20,240 Anyways, this guy is all talk, no action. 586 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:26,720 Why doesn't he just rape her and get it over with? 587 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,560 Are you endorsing immoral behavior? 588 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,040 Of course not. We just shouldn't be inhibited. 589 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,640 We should go out and get what we want. 590 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,160 Are you sure? 591 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,840 Of course. 592 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,120 Seems risky. 593 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,320 There's a live show in there. 594 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,120 We'd be idiots to pass it up. 595 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,600 Or are you chicken? 596 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,160 It's not that. 597 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,400 Fine. If you're scared, I'll go alone then. 598 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:18,840 Tao, why don't I climb first? 599 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,720 The room looks empty. 600 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,320 It's not. They only come at night. 601 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,000 There's nothing here. 602 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,240 Look! 603 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,080 Keep your voice down. 604 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,000 A whole handful. 605 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,200 What's this? 606 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,560 It vibrates. 607 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,720 I see. A foot massager. 608 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,680 It feels good. Wanna try? 609 00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,440 I'll pass. 610 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,960 Where should we hide? 611 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,280 I'm cramped. 612 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,640 Give me some room. 613 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,880 I can't. I'm against the wall. 614 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,760 I'm bored. Where are they? 615 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,480 It's 1 a.m. I guess they're not coming. Let's leave. 616 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,040 Tao, they're here. 617 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,360 You make me so hot. 618 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,880 Miss you so much. 619 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,600 It's Black Hand. 620 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,760 Honey. 621 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,000 Honey. 622 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,160 Like what you see? 623 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,760 You can sniff me now. I'm all bare. 624 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:17,040 Catch me if you can. Hurry. Catch me. 625 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,760 Come on. 626 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,840 Catch me now. 627 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,480 I got you now. 628 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,160 Good boy. 629 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,800 Nowhere to hide. 630 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,440 Come and get it. 631 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,200 Like it? 632 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,560 Come on. 633 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,520 Come here. 634 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,920 It just won't wake up. 635 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:30,600 Don't get upset. Let's try something else. 636 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:36,240 Turn over. Here's your favorite toy. 637 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:58,000 It's no use. Nothing can help! 638 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,320 It's okay. Hush now. 639 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,520 We've tried everything. 640 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,520 All because of the bomb in that damned war. 641 01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,440 I've got nothing left. 642 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,920 Be still, love. 643 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,560 I'm the Black Hand. 644 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,880 A hero. How can I show my face? 645 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,840 My wife left me. 646 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,240 I'm not a man. 647 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:44,320 But you've still got me. Be still. 648 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,440 We can just hold each other again tonight. 649 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,480 Come on, lie down. 650 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:43,120 PREMATURE EJACULATION 651 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:05,720 Hello. 652 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:08,480 Who's this? 653 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,160 Tao, is that you? 654 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,320 What? 655 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,520 The story's not finished? 656 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,160 Which one? 657 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,520 Don't worry. 658 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,760 Take your time. 659 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,960 It's okay. 660 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:34,200 I'm in a rush. No, I'm in no rush. 661 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:39,000 Take your time. Bye. 662 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,200 I gotta flee now. 663 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,960 …the position of prime minister 664 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:11,960 to defend Buddhism from its enemies. 665 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:19,360 By assembling data on trends in Thai fiction, 666 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,120 I found that 86% of romances crossed class boundaries. 667 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:28,160 50% of the time, the man is wealthy and the woman is poor. 668 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,400 Wikanda. 669 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:36,760 Wikanda! What is the point of all this data? 670 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:42,320 That different authors have different writing styles? 671 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,280 What connects all the figures? 672 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,160 What is their social role? 673 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:50,680 Fuck. I'm dogged by bad luck. I need a monk's blessings. 674 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,480 It'll work out. 675 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,800 Keep calm and you'll see clearly. 676 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:03,720 What do you know? My life's a mess right now. 677 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,960 A mess? Like how? 678 01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:12,840 They tore my thesis apart. I might not graduate. 679 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,359 Deal with one thing at a time. 680 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:21,359 Fix it and move on to the next. 681 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:26,760 The magazine I write for might be shut down. 682 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:32,720 Don't worry. I'm sure it'll survive. 683 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:40,120 And my hero, Black Hand, turned out to be a dud. 684 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,279 Nonsense. I think it's great. 685 01:08:44,359 --> 01:08:47,840 Even though his wife left him, he still has someone who loves him. 686 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,520 How romantic. 687 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:53,880 Damn it! Why are you so upbeat? 688 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:58,319 Why didn't you stay a monk? Why did you enroll in university? 689 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:22,680 The science major gently places his hand on Mui's white, smooth thigh, 690 01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:28,200 slowly stroking upwards, arousing her. 691 01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:32,479 She unconsciously spreads her legs wide. 692 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:39,399 She fails to see their car turning into an hourly motel. 693 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,840 The pubescent, innocent Mui 694 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,840 was tricked by the science major, a wolf in sheep's clothing, 695 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,600 into this dubious situation. 696 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:57,640 I understand now. Men and women are polar opposites. 697 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,600 All men suck. 698 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,000 Mui! 699 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:29,240 How did you find me? 700 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:34,960 Mui, I saw you in that guy's car the other day. 701 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,400 What were you up to? 702 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,960 Nothing. We bumped into each other so he invited me to dinner. 703 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,960 After that, he dropped me home. 704 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:50,600 What did you think we were doing? 705 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,680 I thought… 706 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:53,600 Mui laid on the plush bed in the motel room. 707 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:59,280 Her clothes were in disarray, revealing her soft, full breasts. 708 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:05,760 My desire to strip her naked 709 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:09,040 and revel in her taut flesh grew. 710 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,080 What are you doing? Stop it. 711 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,040 Don't be scared. 712 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:19,480 This is your first time, right? I'll make it special. 713 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,560 I'm scared. 714 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,760 Don't be. Try it once and you'll love it. 715 01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,720 You're jealous, aren't you? 716 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,120 What's wrong? 717 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,560 Why is it so weak? 718 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,200 That wasn't so hot! 719 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:35,120 Damn, maybe I'm not… 720 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,680 DYKE GETS DICKED BY YOUNG STALLION 721 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:07,240 AND A TOMBOY LIKE OH GOT HER FIRST DOSE OF COCK 722 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:57,160 Who's the owner? 723 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,480 Not me. 724 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,080 Then who? 725 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,400 He's abroad. 726 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:11,280 What's this? 727 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,080 Shots of my wife I took for fun. 728 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:20,400 The armed forces' supreme commander released 729 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:23,880 the National Peacekeeping Council's first mandate 730 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:29,000 that forbids citizens from joining any gatherings and protests 731 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:35,240 for public order because the protests are backed by some ill-wishers. 732 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,040 Hia's been arrested. 733 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,880 You can't all see him at once. 734 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,480 What's wrong? He's right there. 735 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:42,160 But this is… 736 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,600 Hia Kung Fu, how are you? We'll get you out. 737 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,840 Hia's gone into hiding. 738 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:16,080 "Greetings, gentlemen. I apologize for running off." 739 01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:22,320 But this time, the cops mean business. At least I've got a fall guy arranged. 740 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:28,040 I've taken a beating with the last few issues. 741 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:34,680 Sometimes ideals go against market forces and even the law. 742 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:42,520 It pains me to quit publishing Sayew even though it's just print on paper. 743 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:48,200 I know that we're all proud of it 744 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:55,720 and that it provides our readers bliss. 745 01:18:56,360 --> 01:19:00,440 Though the magazine is shut down, I'll return. 746 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,720 May everyone go their separate ways for now. 747 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:05,720 "May God be with you." 748 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,280 Is this really it? 749 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,840 Every party has to end. 750 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:19,600 It's time to face reality. Right? 751 01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:26,080 Does everyone have somewhere to go? 752 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,920 I'm sticking to porn. 753 01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,360 Cherry Poppin' needs a writer. 754 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,080 Cherry Poppin'? 755 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,280 Are you sure? 756 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:45,240 It's wilder than Animal Planet. That's a bad idea. 757 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,480 It's challenging and exciting to me. 758 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:53,440 When will you settle down? You should plan your future. 759 01:19:53,960 --> 01:20:00,160 Life without plans. This is my future. 760 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,640 Suit yourself. Let's split up then. 761 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:05,960 -Bye. -Bye. 762 01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:09,080 -Bye. -Good luck, guys. 763 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,400 Good luck with everything. 764 01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:13,760 What should I do? 765 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:22,160 You should study so you can graduate. 766 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,680 Your thesis won't write itself. 767 01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:41,160 Haven't you been helping at Hia's magazine lately? 768 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:49,120 You need to work harder. 769 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:52,840 Look at Hia. 770 01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:58,080 He started with nothing and now he's well-to-do. 771 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,960 Or Jon. He's an orphan, 772 01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:10,720 but he's worked hard for his scholarship. 773 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,800 He'll go far. 774 01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:19,640 You should finish school 775 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:23,760 and lead a normal life. Get married and teach. 776 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,760 Does it have to be that way? 777 01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:32,880 What if I don't want to be a teacher? 778 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:39,800 If you don't become a teacher, what will you be? 779 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:44,600 LOSING IT 780 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,880 -Where are you going? -Dropping off work for Hia. 781 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:54,920 I thought Sayew was busted? 782 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,120 You heard? 783 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,680 Going to see that biker? 784 01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,680 I'll go with you. 785 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:09,760 What for? 786 01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,960 He seems dangerous. 787 01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:17,160 Danger's good. It makes life vibrant. 788 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,600 Are you that bored? Just enjoy things as they are. 789 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:27,520 I'm not like you. I can't stand being boring like you! 790 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,960 What are you doing here? 791 01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:54,600 Returning the porno. 792 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:59,000 Come in a sec. 793 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:06,520 I'd be a rude host if my guests stayed in the hallway. 794 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,440 Or are you scared… 795 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:09,400 I'm not. 796 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:19,040 A cup of coffee? 797 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:54,800 Be back in a jiffy. I'm out of cream. 798 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,280 THE YOUNG GIRL ON FIRE 799 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:42,240 INNOCENT JOY HESITANTLY CROSSED… 800 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:49,840 FAMOUS DOCTOR DRUGS PATIENTS FOR SEX 801 01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:52,320 LOPPED-OFF PENIS… 802 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,640 TEN SIZZLING SEX ACTS 803 01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,000 MOTEL BROTHEL RAID FINDS 11-YEAR-OLD… 804 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,320 Do you take sugar? 805 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,840 Two spoons. Two. 806 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:19,840 Innocent Joy 807 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:26,440 hesitantly crossed the point of no return. 808 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,600 He pours the tasteless and odorless sex potion 809 01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:36,120 into her cold orange juice. 810 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:40,040 She takes a big gulp, 811 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:44,080 knowing that in a few moments, 812 01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:50,600 it will plunge her into a dark, bizarre world she's never experienced. 813 01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:54,400 Her vision begins to cloud. 814 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,080 The world becomes fuzzy. 815 01:27:57,160 --> 01:28:00,960 She loses motor control. 816 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:05,600 Her surroundings begin to spin. 817 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:08,760 Her head throbs. 818 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:15,440 Her heavy lids slowly roll down over her eyes. 819 01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:20,120 She sinks into a deep darkness. 820 01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:24,080 When Joy regains consciousness, 821 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:29,520 she finds herself lying in a strange room. 822 01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:32,560 The walls are a deep red. 823 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:37,440 The lights are dim. There's a mirror on the ceiling. 824 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:43,880 As her eyes adjust, she sees her reflection in the mirror. 825 01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:49,680 She's wearing an S&M suit. She's scared to death! 826 01:28:56,040 --> 01:29:01,280 Here's your steaming brew. Sorry for the wait. 827 01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:07,520 Can I work at Cherry Poppin' too? 828 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,080 I don't think so. 829 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:19,120 Failing to finish a porno doesn't qualify you. 830 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,280 This is the real deal, baby. 831 01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,080 Stop. 832 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,200 My life isn't for you. 833 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:05,760 You have another life waiting for you. 834 01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,240 My name is Tao. 835 01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:12,400 I'm a country girl, but I moved to Bangkok, 836 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:16,440 where I live with my aunt. 837 01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:19,920 I'm almost 20 years old, 838 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:24,600 but I'm still just an ordinary girl 839 01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:29,840 who enjoys fantasizing and making up stories 840 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:33,760 to spice up all our boring lives. 841 01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:28,800 I've never accepted mundane life, 842 01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:35,160 the reality of an uneventful life as a woman. 843 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:03,560 One day, a certain man made me realize 844 01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:06,320 that the mundane 845 01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:11,200 holds a genuine, loving warmth. 846 01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:20,480 Jon. 847 01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:27,520 But that realization may have come too late. 848 01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:58,160 SAYEW 849 01:38:56,080 --> 01:39:01,520 His loving gaze made my heart beat fast. 850 01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:07,400 I could sense his true feelings, 851 01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:12,280 the care he's always lavished upon me. 852 01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:28,840 Tao, why are you sitting in the dark? 853 01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:46,640 I'm bored. Let's watch soaps? 854 01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:56,080 Damn, it's over. 855 01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:35,680 In the refreshing rain, 856 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:40,920 we enjoyed a long, deep kiss 857 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:44,920 as a promise that, from this moment on, 858 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:48,840 our hearts would never part from each other. 859 01:40:49,440 --> 01:40:53,280 THE END 860 01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:04,560 TWISTED LOVE - T. WIKANDA 861 01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:09,360 DAYDREAMS 862 01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:14,000 BANGKOK 2002 863 01:41:17,960 --> 01:41:21,840 That night, I found my true self. 864 01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:24,880 I wrote a novel, 865 01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:29,880 and that novel totally changed my life. 866 01:41:30,760 --> 01:41:36,240 I became a best-selling romance novelist. 867 01:41:51,320 --> 01:41:52,960 Hia Kung Fu is back. 868 01:41:53,440 --> 01:41:59,440 After going into hiding, who would've thought 869 01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:05,000 that The Void would make him rich enough to return. 870 01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:08,520 He'd met Pol Sopong, a talented nude photographer. 871 01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:13,240 They enjoyed a glorious comeback, publishing nighttrip. 872 01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:16,920 Hia expanded into a publishing group that publishes my books as well. 873 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:20,720 He maintains the same old ideals. 874 01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:25,800 But he's adapted them to his readers' changing tastes. 875 01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,480 Hey, Tao. 876 01:42:28,360 --> 01:42:32,240 I sold the movie rights for your book. 877 01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:36,680 Yes. Twisted Love. 878 01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:40,480 I've got good news. 879 01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:43,200 They want to make a TV drama out of it. 880 01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:45,000 You're so famous now. 881 01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:52,080 He even has plans to host a website, motel69.net, to meet his readers' needs. 882 01:42:53,160 --> 01:42:56,840 Sex has become a social norm, 883 01:42:57,400 --> 01:43:00,280 but sexual confusion still remains. 884 01:43:00,360 --> 01:43:06,640 For some, like myself, it's a passing phase. 885 01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:10,880 But for others, it's a lifelong commitment. 886 01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:14,440 -Next month, we're getting married. -Really? 887 01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:38,360 And some people are still on a quest to find ever more exciting lives. 888 01:43:58,680 --> 01:44:02,920 As for myself, I discovered excitement 889 01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:08,200 and incredible adventure in everyday life. 890 01:44:08,280 --> 01:44:10,920 But there are still times 891 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:16,960 when I get bored and dream of running away. 892 01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:24,400 DARARAI 893 01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:30,640 SEXY 894 01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:34,440 SASSY 895 01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:42,280 DARARAI SUPERSPY 896 01:44:47,920 --> 01:44:53,440 Sometimes I forget how lucky I am. 897 01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:58,040 I have a job I love that pays me to dream. 898 01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:01,440 And a loving family to boot. 899 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:12,760 THE END 900 01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:19,240 So picture-perfect. Could it all be a dream?