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我是洪金宝，艺名元龙

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是他们的大师兄

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我们每天早上七点没吃早餐就开始练功

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练到中午十二点才能吃饭

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每天一开始练的就是「拿顶」

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真的很辛苦！

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我叫元晶

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我是负责把风的

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师父来了！

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师父来了！ 师父来了！

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师父早

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师父领进门

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修行靠个人

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少年不练功

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老来一场空

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你们要努力练功

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小肚子凸出来

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抬头

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双臂靠拢

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抬头

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干嘛？

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师父，闹钟响了

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我在这儿我说了算，上去

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下来

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练完半小时「拿顶」后

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两只手腕真的很痛

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这个时候，我们最怕的

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就是师傅立刻要我们练…

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下腰

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下腰

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屁股不要翘

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健子小翻

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小翻提

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小翻北落

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虎跳前扑

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这是小翻吗？

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这是猴子翻

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还是猴子翻

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你在干什么？

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师父，我不会

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不会，走开

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师父，我也不会

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滚蛋

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滚毛趴虎

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左右飞脚

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好了，今天差不多了

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三毛 是

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我不在的时候，你带他们练功

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教师兄弟们练小翻

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是，师父

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师父辛苦了

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有时候师傅不在

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就由我教他们练功

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师傅就在下面听着

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左右飞脚

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左右飞脚

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小翻

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小翻北落

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三个小翻一个提

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虎跳前扑

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练得挺好

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俗话说

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上得山多终遇虎

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有一天，我们就出事了

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起来！

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起来！

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师父，对不起

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对不起，师父

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我叫你带他们练功

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你带头偷懒…

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对不起，师父

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对不起…

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全部下来

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拿顶！ 是

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给我全都练毯子

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你在那里干什么？ 出来

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师父，我不敢了…

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未打先哭没出息

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排队练功

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是

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抬头

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师父，我撑不住了！ 撑不住！

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大师兄

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别管他

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为什么我的汗水这么热了

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拿烟丝来给他捂着伤口

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自从那次之后

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不管师父在不在，我们都不敢再偷懒了

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来吧！ 一个接一个！

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快点！ 练！ 快点！

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跟着！ 一个跟一个

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光阴似箭，一去不回

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往事只能回味

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以前

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我对「昙花一现」这四个字

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没有多大好感…

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早晨

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起立

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各位同学早

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校长早

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还有一位同学没有站好

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这位同学，为什么你…

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对不起，对不起

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我不知道原来，原来你这么矮

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对不起

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校长，您不用太介意

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同学们都叫我「小矮子」

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那不如，你坐在前面

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你个子那么高，往后坐也能看到黑板

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好

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坐下

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我们这一堂教的是作文

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有没有同学能告诉我…

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听完问题再举手

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对不起，我把你的裤子弄湿

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我带你去换好不好？ 好

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来，起来

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你明天再把裤子还给我

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好不好？ 好

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乖啦

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谢谢，王老师

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真乖

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谢谢莲姐 别客气

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你们三个，起来！

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为什么你们三个

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不可以有一节课是认真留心的？

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要是你们真的不喜欢上学

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那我叫校长让你们退学好不好？

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好呀，你把学费退给我们，我们就退学

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换了三张五块，校长

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谢谢，莲姐

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拿回去，拿回去，拿回去

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我不会赶你们出学校

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你们先拿回这五块钱

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你们每个月的月初不用交学费

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留起来

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到了月底来校长室

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直接交给我

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如果到时候

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你们再淘气

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或者是把学费花了，交不出来

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我就不收你们的学费

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立刻

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赶你们出学校

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都是你不好，说要见校长

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都是你不好

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无端端抢我的公仔纸！

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为什么怪我

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你为什么推我啊… 走啦…

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这条？

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不是，是这条

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这条，要两条

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两条？

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这两条也漂亮

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王老师

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阿二，你自己在这摆摊啊？

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好香

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要不要来碗糖水？不收你钱

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谢谢你，不用了

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来嘛，不要拒绝我

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老板娘，借个位子

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随便用

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送你个鸡蛋

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谢谢

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多盛点，多盛点

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校长他太瘦

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谢谢，莲姐

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是「懒」，不是「赖」

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兔子快要到达终点了

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终于可以一雪前耻

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乌龟走路很慢

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但乌龟很镇定

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站在斜坡的最顶端，把头和脚缩进乌龟壳

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然后用力一跳

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像石头一样滚下斜坡

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最后乌龟在兔子冲线前

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赶过兔子…唉呀，「兔」字少了一点…

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你不是「小矮子」吗？

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我是呀

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我是「高个子班长」

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原来是班长

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你真是变了很多

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差不多吧

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他就没有变，我立刻认得他

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你聪明嘛

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校长来了

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校长…

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生日快乐，校长

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你们记不记得？

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以前我们小息时，是不能留在教室里

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有三个同学，他们偷偷的留在教室里

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后来我们回到教室里，灯管就已经破了

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知不知道为什么？

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他们玩扔剪刀

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扔呀扔呀，扔得太高，把灯管打破了

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是呀，我记得他三个是全班淘气

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特别阿二你

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又是我？

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有一次上课的时候，他们三个玩公仔纸

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被王老师给发现了

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结果

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三个都要去校长室见校长，还记不记得？

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是呀，记得，所以以后我们不敢再淘气啦

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是不是校长？

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你们三个我印象最深

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毕业后，我都不发成绩表给他们

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英，这个是不是你呀

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对…我呀…

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这张还有小矮子

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校长啊…

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看你真的是最矮的

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这张是在哪拍的？

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这张呀，你不记得啦？班长当时考上中大

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我们这些人不是约在一起去中大参观吗？

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就是那时候拍的…记不记得？是不是呀

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这个是王老师？

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是王老师啊…

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我记得有一次，我在街上摆摊

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卖一些塑胶玩具剑

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王老师走过来，悄悄跟我说

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警察来了

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我一看，真的有个警察跑过来

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我赶紧收拾东西就跑了

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我一直跑一直跑，东西一直掉一直掉

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王老师就帮我一直捡一直捡

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然后，王老师她就拉着我去茶楼里假装喝茶

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警察追到茶楼，当然就没事了

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救了你一命

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我第二个孩子出生之前，我打电话给王老师

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我听到她的声音好像很虚弱

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于是我就去医院探望她

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然后她就一直絮叨跟我说，不要乱吃中成药

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因为有一次她摔倒

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听人家说买了一些熊胆丸来吃

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她不知道熊胆丸对肾脏是有伤害

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而且她本身有心脏病

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后来我孩子出生了，我再打电话给王老师

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可是她家人跟我说，她去世了

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毕业后，我也探访过王老师的

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记得我有一次上课问她为什么不结婚？

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她跟我说，她身体不好，经常生病

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知道自已不会长命

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所以不想拖累人

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所以决定不结婚

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00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,876
原来是这样

248
00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:09,251
游兄关于「昙花一现」的话

249
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:12,209
使我想到

250
00:25:12,917 --> 00:25:15,917
松柏长青

251
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:19,584
菊花傲霜

252
00:25:19,709 --> 00:25:22,042
梅花耐寒

253
00:25:23,959 --> 00:25:27,709
甚至花叶不美的野草

254
00:25:29,209 --> 00:25:38,417
它们生长活着，都不是为了给人们看见的

255
00:25:39,251 --> 00:25:44,251
大地上更多的花草树木

256
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:49,292
都不是在自生自灭

257
00:25:50,459 --> 00:25:53,751
不管人们看不看见？

258
00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:58,542
昙花总要一现

259
00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:04,209
无数的花草树木

260
00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:08,501
都没有错过自己的生长

261
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:14,126
开花、结果、繁殖

262
00:26:14,334 --> 00:26:20,042
一代一代这样地存在着

263
00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:50,292
喂

264
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:53,001
喂，校长？阿二

265
00:26:53,126 --> 00:26:55,751
我找到王老师灵龛

266
00:26:57,876 --> 00:26:58,959
找到了？

267
00:26:58,959 --> 00:27:00,126
是呀

268
00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:05,292
难不难找？

269
00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,626
不难

270
00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:16,084
对啦，你现在在哪里？

271
00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,167
我现在在墓地

272
00:27:18,376 --> 00:27:19,417
这么早？

273
00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:21,417
是，我一会儿还要上班

274
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:24,917
那你赶快去上班吧

275
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:28,834
对啦，我们是不是一起去祭拜王老师？

276
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,917
校长

277
00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:54,084
王老师在这里

278
00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:06,001
王老师，这是我的

279
00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:20,251
去年有架飞机坠进港口！

280
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:23,626
如果它没有坠进港口，而是撞向我们

281
00:29:24,084 --> 00:29:27,042
我和余雁飞就可以永远在一起

282
00:29:28,126 --> 00:29:29,417
直到今天

283
00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:32,501
我都不能否认余雁飞是我的初恋

284
00:29:33,251 --> 00:29:37,084
虽然我们在一起的日子没想象中那样长

285
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:40,376
想不到对我的冲击却这么大

286
00:29:47,001 --> 00:29:48,834
我们不是念同一间学校

287
00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:50,626
她那间是名校

288
00:29:50,626 --> 00:29:52,542
我这间是普通学校

289
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:55,001
所以我和她算很有缘

290
00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:57,126
不过有缘又如何？

291
00:29:57,126 --> 00:29:59,292
都会有缘尽的一天

292
00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:02,001
她到最后还不是要走？

293
00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:05,292
很多人说

294
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,334
初恋都没有好结果

295
00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:09,292
但是爱情来到的时候

296
00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:11,751
我们依然不顾一切的栽进去

297
00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,751
不管结局怎样

298
00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:17,167
凡事都有第一次

299
00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:20,292
可惜第一次永远不是最后一次

300
00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:26,001
我万万没想到，和余雁飞谈恋爱

301
00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:29,792
是我的第一次也是最后一次

302
00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:36,459
余雁飞是我初次，是我唯一的梦

303
00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:50,459
喂

304
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,792
我后天要走了

305
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,917
好想见你！

306
00:30:57,209 --> 00:30:59,376
你可否见见我？

307
00:31:00,834 --> 00:31:02,376
我只剩下明天了

308
00:31:04,251 --> 00:31:05,167
几点钟？

309
00:31:05,334 --> 00:31:06,542
下午

310
00:31:07,251 --> 00:31:08,709
你来我这里好吗？

311
00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:36,209
叶嘉林！

312
00:31:36,209 --> 00:31:37,834
你想去哪里？

313
00:31:56,084 --> 00:31:57,292
拜托把门关上呀

314
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:59,126
你想招贼进来吗？

315
00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:03,042
你这里还有东西可以偷吗？

316
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,542
你是否不想见到我？

317
00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:15,209
是

318
00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:32,917
你还想走？

319
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,292
现在要走的人是你，不是我

320
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,042
你对我发脾气做什么？

321
00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:44,376
你以为我很想走吗？

322
00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:45,709
如果你真的舍不得

323
00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:47,417
为什么整个礼拜都不见我？

324
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,001
我去你学校找你

325
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,042
你躲着我

326
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:51,167
去你家楼下等你

327
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:52,667
等到半夜也不见你回家

328
00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,001
写信给你也没有回复

329
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:56,001
打电话给你，你妈就说你不在

330
00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:58,876
你需要这样躲着我吗？

331
00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:04,376
你到底去哪了？

332
00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,251
我很害怕！

333
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:07,584
你都要走了

334
00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,292
还管我去哪做什么？

335
00:33:09,584 --> 00:33:11,459
你为什么不肯见我？

336
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:13,876
是否不喜欢我了？

337
00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:16,501
我只想习惯一下

338
00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:17,417
没有你会怎么样

339
00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:18,917
会怎样？

340
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:24,334
我也不知道，我说不出来

341
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:28,709
你不要这样好不好

342
00:33:28,709 --> 00:33:30,584
我舍不得你！

343
00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:36,834
你别走好吗？

344
00:33:39,959 --> 00:33:41,667
我不应该过来的

345
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,584
见完你，我会更难过

346
00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:44,959
你觉得我很好过吗？

347
00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:47,167
你就要去过你的新生活，怎会不好过？

348
00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,334
你走了以后，很快就会忘记我

349
00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:52,459
你早晚也会忘掉香港的一切

350
00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:02,667
我不走了，好吗？

351
00:34:10,501 --> 00:34:11,584
你爸妈同意吗？

352
00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,126
不同意

353
00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:14,584
但我已经十八岁

354
00:34:14,584 --> 00:34:16,084
没人再可以管我

355
00:34:16,084 --> 00:34:17,709
我想怎样就怎样

356
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:28,167
我不让你走！

357
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,834
你今晚一定要留下来陪我

358
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:30,626
我不走

359
00:34:30,626 --> 00:34:32,251
你也不能走

360
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:58,501
电话响了！

361
00:34:58,501 --> 00:35:00,042
不用管

362
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,667
快点听吧

363
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,667
可能有重要事呢？

364
00:35:10,126 --> 00:35:11,584
你不准动！

365
00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:20,501
喂…喂？

366
00:35:23,459 --> 00:35:24,667
（岛上 岛上）

367
00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,042
（我欲久居 今夜是一个动人的夜）

368
00:35:38,084 --> 00:35:40,709
记忆是最丰富的时间

369
00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:42,501
惟一真实

370
00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:44,834
现在亦包含于记忆

371
00:35:44,834 --> 00:35:46,751
植根于泥土的

372
00:35:46,751 --> 00:35:49,042
到泥土必须回归…

373
00:35:56,834 --> 00:35:58,084
来罢

374
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:00,417
来到我身傍

375
00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:02,334
依山偎海

376
00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,626
来罢

377
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:04,709
我是山

378
00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:06,001
我是海

379
00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:07,959
我是你要的一切

380
00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:09,667
我依偎着你

381
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,251
你就回到古昔的梦

382
00:36:16,459 --> 00:36:18,292
消到远方

383
00:36:18,334 --> 00:36:20,334
散落，全然遗忘

384
00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:23,501
你在密叶间从未知晓的一切

385
00:36:23,876 --> 00:36:26,209
这儿的疲累，狂热，与焦躁

386
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:30,834
人们枯坐，聆听彼此的叹息

387
00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:34,834
这儿病瘫者摇落最后几根惨白发丝

388
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,667
少年憔悴

389
00:36:36,709 --> 00:36:39,167
单薄如鬼，死去

390
00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:42,167
当每一动念尽是愁哀

391
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,209
沉重如铅的眼神满是绝望

392
00:36:44,209 --> 00:36:46,959
美人明眸不再

393
00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:50,126
新临的恋慕过不了明天

394
00:36:58,876 --> 00:37:00,751
喂，不要拍！

395
00:37:00,792 --> 00:37:01,751
就剩一张了

396
00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,084
我要拍你呀！

397
00:37:03,126 --> 00:37:04,501
你坐这里

398
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,126
你不许动

399
00:37:10,459 --> 00:37:11,501
我等了一整个星期

400
00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:13,501
就等着拍这张照片

401
00:37:13,917 --> 00:37:16,501
放松，笑一笑

402
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,917
我笑不出来

403
00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:24,459
你知不知道？

404
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,876
我特意不搬走这些东西，都留在这里

405
00:37:26,876 --> 00:37:28,584
就是想给你看看我这间房是什么样子

406
00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:30,251
让你记得我

407
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:36,834
你拍了照片，好像比见到我更开心

408
00:37:37,417 --> 00:37:39,042
我可以走了吗？

409
00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:44,584
你第一次来就这么走了？

410
00:37:44,584 --> 00:37:45,959
你真的要这样对我吗？

411
00:37:46,209 --> 00:37:47,584
第一次？

412
00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:50,084
是，对你是第一次

413
00:37:50,084 --> 00:37:52,209
但是对我就是最后一次了

414
00:37:52,209 --> 00:37:54,542
你不觉得自己很好笑吗？

415
00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:56,126
明明房间已经空了

416
00:37:56,126 --> 00:37:57,042
你也要搬走了

417
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,667
还留下这些东西

418
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,459
骗自己什么都没有变

419
00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:03,709
余雁飞，你醒一醒好不好？

420
00:38:08,126 --> 00:38:09,251
叶嘉林

421
00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:10,959
你可不可以成熟一点？

422
00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:13,167
你有否想过我爸妈为什么要走？

423
00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,709
他们是为了我好！

424
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,917
如果你真的爱我

425
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:17,584
你可以过来找我呀

426
00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:18,542
我就是舍不得你

427
00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:20,167
舍不得这里，所以才拍照

428
00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:21,542
让我在那边想你的时候

429
00:38:21,584 --> 00:38:22,792
也可以见到你

430
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,251
我想你永远都留在我的世界里

431
00:38:25,251 --> 00:38:27,209
我对你怎样，你到底知否？

432
00:38:27,251 --> 00:38:28,709
为什么还问我好不好笑？

433
00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:30,376
你觉得很好笑吗？

434
00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,542
你知不知道这样说话很伤人的？

435
00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:44,084
来吧，别这样啦

436
00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:53,459
不如我们喝杯茶，吃个包

437
00:38:53,459 --> 00:38:54,792
慢慢聊

438
00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:56,792
你装什么周星驰啊

439
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:58,792
你还有心情开玩笑？

440
00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:13,167
你到了英国住哪里呀？

441
00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:15,126
什么时候开学？

442
00:39:17,459 --> 00:39:19,042
寄宿啰

443
00:39:21,917 --> 00:39:23,709
会不会不习惯？

444
00:39:25,751 --> 00:39:28,001
没有你当然不习惯啦

445
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,501
我会把这些都带过去

446
00:39:49,501 --> 00:39:52,376
想你的时候，就会看看它们

447
00:39:52,376 --> 00:39:54,417
你要给我写信啊

448
00:39:58,584 --> 00:40:00,584
前天晚上我来过这里

449
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:01,584
啊？

450
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,459
我做了个梦

451
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:07,042
来到这里

452
00:40:08,251 --> 00:40:09,959
但你不在

453
00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:12,626
突然，你打开门

454
00:40:12,626 --> 00:40:14,667
拿着行李回来

455
00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,834
你跟我说，你不走了

456
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,292
说你和家人翻脸

457
00:40:22,501 --> 00:40:24,376
你会永远和我在一起

458
00:40:24,709 --> 00:40:26,626
不再离开我

459
00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:38,251
不如我们一起死啊？

460
00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:46,876
我们一起死吧

461
00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,292
好呀

462
00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:51,917
好什么？

463
00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:08,751
这张碟是我们第一次约会的时候

464
00:41:08,751 --> 00:41:10,709
你送给我的，记得吗？

465
00:41:55,876 --> 00:42:00,167
夜已在变幻 像钻石灿烂 但也这么冷

466
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:04,501
看千串霓虹 泛起千串梦

467
00:42:04,501 --> 00:42:06,792
映着这港湾

468
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,626
何故泪却凝在眼

469
00:42:09,626 --> 00:42:13,126
沉默里终于一声慨叹

470
00:42:14,251 --> 00:42:19,167
你快将消失 消失去 去了未会返

471
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:23,251
路已是有限 愿每步放慢

472
00:42:23,251 --> 00:42:25,376
莫太早分散

473
00:42:26,709 --> 00:42:31,542
再请你逗留 请将这片梦 拥在臂弯

474
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:35,334
如缺乏你难习惯难习惯

475
00:42:35,334 --> 00:42:38,334
身边千般冷眼

476
00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:42,376
听听北风声 多么冷

477
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:46,251
快收紧些你臂弯

478
00:42:46,251 --> 00:42:50,542
长裙随急风飞舞似浪漫

479
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,251
却在别时人渐散

480
00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,959
黑色丝巾 风中飘满寂寞

481
00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:58,751
荡落这港湾

482
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:02,917
陪霓虹千盏风里我独站

483
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,584
远望渡轮随浪去

484
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:07,251
身边的呼呼北风

485
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,001
已经不感觉到冷

486
00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:15,334
今晚最冷已是我心间

487
00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:34,209
我要走了

488
00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:36,501
你要照顾好自己呀

489
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:41,709
你别走行吗？

490
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,376
我想和你做

491
00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:52,876
我的第一次要是你

492
00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:55,876
我要永远记住你

493
00:43:55,876 --> 00:43:56,876
这个地方

494
00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:57,959
这一晚

495
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:06,584
你不要

496
00:44:06,584 --> 00:44:08,042
你不要这样啦

497
00:44:08,376 --> 00:44:10,376
我们没时间了！

498
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,334
你当我是什么？

499
00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:20,751
你知道你这样多自私吗？

500
00:44:20,751 --> 00:44:22,292
你明天就走了

501
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:24,126
我留在这儿能怎么办？

502
00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,209
我想走也走不了

503
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:30,626
余雁飞，你有否想过我的感受？

504
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,751
你是不是和我做了

505
00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,417
可以当什么都没发生过

506
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,334
是不是？

507
00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,751
喂！ 你去哪呀？

508
00:44:50,501 --> 00:44:51,334
你不要过来！

509
00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:53,751
你要干什么？

510
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,834
我想就这么跳下去

511
00:44:57,709 --> 00:44:58,459
到现在

512
00:44:58,459 --> 00:45:00,292
你还是这么自私

513
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,626
你说什么？

514
00:45:01,876 --> 00:45:03,376
你终究想扔下我

515
00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,376
你根本就不爱我

516
00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:11,167
你信不信我会跳下去？

517
00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:19,501
我不信！

518
00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:28,001
对不起

519
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,251
我们下去吧好不好？

520
00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:02,251
青空凝视我

521
00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:04,667
我观照夜

522
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:07,876
夜观照悠悠无极

523
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:11,334
几种感觉于顶梢

524
00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:13,334
听夜的呢喃

525
00:46:13,834 --> 00:46:15,584
梦幻不易把握

526
00:46:16,209 --> 00:46:18,167
有梦幻把握我

527
00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,251
我和你飞翔在梦中

528
00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:24,001
远去！远去！

529
00:46:24,001 --> 00:46:26,501
我会飞向你

530
00:46:26,501 --> 00:46:29,626
不坐酒神的豹车

531
00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:32,417
独乘诗神的隐翼

532
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:35,626
此心虽困惑犹豫

533
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,667
终与你一起

534
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:39,751
夜正温柔！

535
00:46:40,376 --> 00:46:43,584
此刻若死去，应无遗憾

536
00:46:43,584 --> 00:46:46,417
在子夜无痛地沉落

537
00:46:47,084 --> 00:46:50,084
当你正将灵魂倾注

538
00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:52,501
狂喜如斯！

539
00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:54,917
岛上

540
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,126
我欲久居

541
00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:00,417
寂寞！

542
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,834
这字儿像一记钟声

543
00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:06,376
把我从你那儿送回孤独的自我

544
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,459
爱情自午寐醒来：

545
00:47:12,626 --> 00:47:14,126
那是幻境

546
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,542
还是醒来的梦？

547
00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:20,501
今夜是一个动人的夜

548
00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:28,042
音乐已杳

549
00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,501
我是醒是睡？

550
00:47:52,334 --> 00:47:53,751
很多人说

551
00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:56,001
初恋都没有好结果

552
00:47:56,626 --> 00:47:58,417
但是爱情来到的时候

553
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:01,126
我们依然会不顾一切的栽进去

554
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,376
不管结局怎样

555
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:07,001
凡事都有第一次

556
00:48:07,917 --> 00:48:11,084
可惜第一次永远不是最后一次

557
00:48:12,001 --> 00:48:14,251
叶嘉林是我初次

558
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,209
是我唯一的梦

559
00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:42,334
「我黄飞鸿不懂讲打讲杀」

560
00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:44,001
「我最喜欢就是讲道理」

561
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:45,792
「等我拿张凳坐下…」

562
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,376
黄师傅，真是有武德

563
00:50:49,751 --> 00:50:52,251
「是不是你们地方…」

564
00:50:55,209 --> 00:50:56,251
喂

565
00:50:56,251 --> 00:50:57,376
老爸

566
00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,459
还没走？

567
00:50:58,459 --> 00:51:00,501
我们上飞机了 ，小珠到了吗？

568
00:51:00,542 --> 00:51:01,376
没有

569
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,417
对了 ，她的同学知道她移民加拿大

570
00:51:04,459 --> 00:51:06,709
全班约了聚一聚

571
00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:09,376
让孙女照顾你

572
00:51:09,376 --> 00:51:10,417
等她考完试

573
00:51:10,459 --> 00:51:13,542
我找到学校，就安排她过来

574
00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:15,167
我为什么要人照顾

575
00:51:15,209 --> 00:51:17,667
这么多年都是自己照顾自己的

576
00:51:17,709 --> 00:51:20,292
行啦，小珠我会帮你看好的

577
00:51:20,334 --> 00:51:24,209
爸 ，她不喜欢人家叫她小珠的

578
00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,084
行啦，知道了！ 就这样

579
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,084
爸

580
00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:32,459
爷爷

581
00:51:32,501 --> 00:51:34,084
小珠

582
00:51:34,751 --> 00:51:36,209
我叫Samantha

583
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:37,001
什么麻烦？

584
00:51:37,001 --> 00:51:39,167
拿行李，有什么麻烦的？

585
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,459
很喜欢吧？

586
00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:49,042
不喜欢？

587
00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:50,501
你小时候很喜欢的

588
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,751
你都说是小时候

589
00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:57,459
那时候才几岁，现在都十几岁了

590
00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:58,626
当然会变

591
00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:00,626
哦，会变的吗？

592
00:52:00,626 --> 00:52:02,251
你看我那么喜欢功夫

593
00:52:02,292 --> 00:52:04,376
几十年后还是很喜欢功夫

594
00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:07,126
如果你不喜欢，那就换掉

595
00:52:07,126 --> 00:52:09,959
不用，我喜欢…

596
00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,834
就当怀念一下童年

597
00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:17,417
对了，我买了肠粉和砵仔糕，拿给你吃

598
00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:25,626
趁热吃！ 热呼呼的

599
00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:26,834
凉了就不好吃

600
00:52:27,001 --> 00:52:28,959
不用，我买了汉堡包

601
00:52:29,501 --> 00:52:32,584
洋鬼子的东西，有什么好吃？吃肠粉

602
00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:35,251
人家不喜欢吃肠粉

603
00:52:35,376 --> 00:52:37,251
这样啊，吃砵仔糕

604
00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,292
这个我帮你扔了

605
00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:48,126
还是不要浪费

606
00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:57,626
还挺好吃的

607
00:52:57,626 --> 00:53:00,459
爷爷，我本来考完试就要走

608
00:53:00,459 --> 00:53:02,501
爸爸叫我多陪你一阵子

609
00:53:02,501 --> 00:53:04,251
爷爷不需要人陪

610
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,876
你喜欢飞就飞

611
00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:10,084
爷爷，你吃了我的汉堡包

612
00:53:10,084 --> 00:53:12,251
要我吃砵仔糕

613
00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:16,751
洋鬼子的东西，哪有砵仔糕好吃

614
00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:20,751
死鸭子嘴硬

615
00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:29,459
来，坐下吃饭

616
00:53:33,292 --> 00:53:35,251
来，吃鱼

617
00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:37,084
谢谢

618
00:53:42,376 --> 00:53:44,334
爷爷这鱼好腥呀

619
00:53:45,501 --> 00:53:47,376
不准吐，不准浪费

620
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,876
不是呀，有刺呀

621
00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:54,626
那你吃菜吧

622
00:53:56,459 --> 00:53:59,126
这么淡，有没有蛋呀？

623
00:53:59,126 --> 00:54:01,126
没有，一会儿买

624
00:54:02,751 --> 00:54:03,792
不用管我了

625
00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:05,167
一会儿我煮泡面

626
00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,584
也没有

627
00:54:06,584 --> 00:54:08,001
爷爷不吃不健康的东西

628
00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:09,001
吃饭

629
00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:14,751
爷爷，这饭好硬呀

630
00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:17,417
爷爷不吃软饭的！ 吃吧

631
00:54:19,751 --> 00:54:22,417
幸好不是住很久

632
00:54:28,084 --> 00:54:30,084
有没有不舍得？

633
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:34,792
最舍不得不能跟你们煲电话粥

634
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,542
只能电邮

635
00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:38,667
你们要马上回复我

636
00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,251
看到哪？

637
00:54:41,709 --> 00:54:44,292
我在A1节的第二条

638
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:46,751
没事，是我爷爷

639
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:49,376
等会再聊，拜拜

640
00:54:49,876 --> 00:54:53,251
爷爷，你敲门嘛

641
00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:55,501
爷孙俩有什么关系呢？

642
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:58,376
人家是女孩子嘛

643
00:54:58,376 --> 00:54:59,584
明白

644
00:54:59,626 --> 00:55:02,917
爷爷是好奇，你怎可以一边讲电话

645
00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:05,209
一边复习，这么厉害

646
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:09,501
爷爷，你在这儿，我怎样复习？

647
00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:13,334
那么不妨碍你复习了，我先出去

648
00:55:15,167 --> 00:55:16,876
敲了门啊

649
00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:23,376
早点睡

650
00:55:27,001 --> 00:55:28,209
我的天啊

651
00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:06,376
哎呀！ 完了…

652
00:56:06,417 --> 00:56:07,751
什么事？

653
00:56:08,209 --> 00:56:09,792
你进来吧

654
00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:11,292
怎么啦？

655
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:13,084
你怎么不叫醒我

656
00:56:13,126 --> 00:56:15,167
你又没叫我叫醒你

657
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,167
我帮你吧

658
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:18,542
我今天第一天考试

659
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,167
是吗？那就快点

660
00:56:20,209 --> 00:56:22,334
走吧 我的鞋呢？

661
00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:23,542
我帮你找

662
00:56:23,584 --> 00:56:25,376
计算机！

663
00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:28,834
鞋就在这嘛

664
00:56:28,876 --> 00:56:31,751
坐下，快点穿

665
00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:33,417
爷爷送你上学吧

666
00:56:33,459 --> 00:56:33,917
不用啦

667
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,542
你穿的像黄飞鸿一样

668
00:56:35,584 --> 00:56:37,126
有什么问题呢？

669
00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:39,209
不说了！ 迟到啦

670
00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:42,126
哎呀，粗心大意的

671
00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:49,626
小珠，你的书啊

672
00:56:55,042 --> 00:56:56,959
你踩得我很痛

673
00:56:57,001 --> 00:56:58,959
我的脚很伤

674
00:56:59,001 --> 00:57:00,501
快点赔医药费

675
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:02,084
放手，我赶时间

676
00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:06,667
你这种人，不教训一下就对不起自己

677
00:57:06,709 --> 00:57:07,751
拿好你的书

678
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:10,251
爷爷，你是黄伯，不是黄师父

679
00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,167
关你屁事啊老家伙

680
00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:13,292
老家伙？

681
00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:21,709
道歉

682
00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:22,792
Sorry， sorry…

683
00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:24,167
说中文

684
00:57:24,209 --> 00:57:25,334
对不起！ 对不起！

685
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:27,084
不是跟我说，跟她说

686
00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:29,126
小姐，对不起！ 对不起！

687
00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:30,542
滚

688
00:57:30,834 --> 00:57:32,209
爷爷…

689
00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:34,209
爷爷

690
00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:35,792
你怎么样？

691
00:57:35,959 --> 00:57:38,876
爷爷没事，你考试去吧

692
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:40,167
你行不行？

693
00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:42,709
爷爷没问题，你快点考试去吧

694
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,584
真的行？ 行的

695
00:57:44,876 --> 00:57:45,917
那我走了

696
00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,917
行啦，爷爷能走的 你小心点

697
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:50,167
行啦，我没事 你慢慢走

698
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:51,876
你也小心点 你慢点

699
00:57:51,876 --> 00:57:53,376
小心呀

700
00:58:03,042 --> 00:58:07,417
踢人一脚，自己却扭伤了

701
00:58:07,792 --> 00:58:11,459
老了！ 真的老了！

702
00:58:19,459 --> 00:58:22,417
想不到爷爷这么能打

703
00:58:22,876 --> 00:58:24,001
你以为我是假的？

704
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,542
你看我的奖杯，不是骗回来的

705
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:32,751
几十年前，我一个打十个

706
00:58:32,751 --> 00:58:37,459
现在一个打三个，我都气喘吁吁的

707
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:39,584
老了…

708
00:58:39,584 --> 00:58:42,584
几十年前你二十几岁嘛

709
00:58:42,626 --> 00:58:46,876
现在都几十岁了，能打三个，已经很厉害

710
00:58:47,042 --> 00:58:49,251
爷爷你真了不起

711
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,751
那还用说

712
00:58:52,917 --> 00:58:55,209
也不知道你老爸怎么想的

713
00:58:55,209 --> 00:58:58,126
公司他也不做，房子他也卖了

714
00:58:58,126 --> 00:58:59,959
去其他地方重新开始

715
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:01,376
到底为了什么？

716
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:08,501
爷爷，为什么你不跟我们一起走呢？

717
00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:10,667
走什么？

718
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,709
英文我又不会说不会听

719
00:59:12,751 --> 00:59:15,917
车我也不会开，到了那儿还不是

720
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:17,709
又聋又哑又瘸

721
00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:21,167
不懂英文有什么可怕的

722
00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:22,626
我教你

723
00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:26,667
爷爷教你几招功夫，等你过去就不用被人欺负

724
00:59:26,709 --> 00:59:27,459
好呀

725
00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:30,334
那我教你英文，你教我功夫

726
00:59:30,376 --> 00:59:31,542
那就行

727
00:59:32,501 --> 00:59:35,959
爷爷都几十岁了，还学什么英文

728
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:39,167
你以为很容易吗？

729
00:59:45,001 --> 00:59:49,626
A for apple，就是苹果

730
00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:53,334
A for 苹果

731
00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:55,667
不，苹果的英文…

732
01:00:02,417 --> 01:00:04,167
等等…我跟不上啊，爷爷 怎么？

733
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:06,167
爷爷知道你跟不上，好吧

734
01:00:06,209 --> 01:00:08,209
我做慢一点给你看，来来来

735
01:00:08,626 --> 01:00:10,417
A…Ai…A…婆

736
01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,209
Apple！

737
01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:16,876
A…唉…不学了

738
01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,709
先这样，马步

739
01:00:18,751 --> 01:00:20,209
马步

740
01:00:20,251 --> 01:00:22,917
一、二、三

741
01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:26,709
对啦

742
01:00:26,751 --> 01:00:31,001
A for apple…

743
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,001
对，这个对

744
01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:35,167
到「B」了

745
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:45,209
B for boy.

746
01:00:45,959 --> 01:00:48,167
B for boy...

747
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:49,626
对

748
01:01:00,251 --> 01:01:01,459
爷爷，我行不行？

749
01:01:01,459 --> 01:01:04,959
行，你可以保护自己了

750
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:15,209
爷爷，我明天要走了

751
01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:19,376
你到了后，写信给我报平安

752
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:22,876
我打电话给你就行了

753
01:01:23,876 --> 01:01:26,126
长途电话贵嘛

754
01:01:26,126 --> 01:01:28,042
写信啦

755
01:01:29,376 --> 01:01:30,709
嗯

756
01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:12,126
愿你宽恕我共你分别

757
01:02:12,126 --> 01:02:16,917
然后只身远航

758
01:02:17,751 --> 01:02:25,167
谁肯轻轻一说再会

759
01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:29,126
远赴他方

760
01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:32,209
愿你宽恕我

761
01:02:32,209 --> 01:02:36,042
令你苦泪落 ABC，我真的是不行

762
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:38,751
无奈我心 留下来陪你更好

763
01:02:38,751 --> 01:02:41,084
更迷茫 是不是？

764
01:02:42,251 --> 01:02:49,167
如果一生真有抉择

765
01:02:49,459 --> 01:02:53,584
谁愿去匆忙

766
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:57,084
是或非

767
01:02:57,084 --> 01:02:59,792
谁愿意多讲

768
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:03,209
情和怨

769
01:03:03,209 --> 01:03:06,334
谁明白苦况

770
01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:09,334
我去后

771
01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:12,417
未必再会

772
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:15,542
在梦中

773
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,417
彼此探访

774
01:03:18,709 --> 01:03:24,792
但你我共你分别

775
01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:30,626
其实痛苦也仿徨

776
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:37,751
人生即使失去抉择

777
01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:42,751
仍旧挺胸膛

778
01:04:21,459 --> 01:04:23,209
谁呀？

779
01:04:23,251 --> 01:04:24,792
来了…

780
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:28,209
Surprise！

781
01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:30,126
说中文吧

782
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:32,084
惊喜呀

783
01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:35,042
哦，小珠

784
01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:36,751
真的是惊喜！

785
01:04:36,751 --> 01:04:38,876
来来来，过来坐

786
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,292
几年没见，更漂亮了

787
01:04:43,584 --> 01:04:44,834
我们去饮茶吧

788
01:04:44,876 --> 01:04:46,376
爸爸妈妈在等我们

789
01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:48,459
不是吃汉堡包吗？

790
01:04:48,459 --> 01:04:51,126
你喜欢吃肠粉嘛

791
01:04:51,751 --> 01:04:53,959
还有，我们吃了几年汉堡饱

792
01:04:54,001 --> 01:04:55,334
可以吃其他

793
01:04:55,834 --> 01:04:58,251
等等，我先换件衣服 好

794
01:05:02,626 --> 01:05:04,709
走吧

795
01:05:06,001 --> 01:05:10,542
吊脚西装裤，七彩夏威夷

796
01:05:11,084 --> 01:05:11,917
帅吧？

797
01:05:11,959 --> 01:05:14,626
帅…

798
01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:17,334
好像以前的造型好一点

799
01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:19,542
慢点

800
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:26,167
不回去了吗？

801
01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:28,792
爸妈说回来陪你

802
01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:31,167
我不需要人陪

803
01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:32,251
要的

804
01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:34,626
一家人热闹一点嘛

805
01:05:35,209 --> 01:05:39,042
对的，热闹点

806
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:43,667
小珠，等会儿经过药材店

807
01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:46,126
提醒我买杜虫药

808
01:05:46,126 --> 01:05:48,251
买杜虫药干什么？

809
01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:51,417
杜绝那些千年虫

810
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,376
快快快

811
01:06:16,334 --> 01:06:19,042
学长，「唐多金」什么价？

812
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:20,709
$5.75？

813
01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:23,084
午饭前才$3.50

814
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,917
三万

815
01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:27,959
$5.75，5217股

816
01:06:27,959 --> 01:06:29,876
如果升到$8

817
01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:32,417
每人差不多赚四千

818
01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:33,917
有没有货？

819
01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:36,084
挂挂？

820
01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:37,834
现价还是市价？

821
01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:39,209
什么现价市价？

822
01:06:39,209 --> 01:06:40,167
不好意思，等等…

823
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:41,417
现价就是现在的价格

824
01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:43,542
市价就是不管多少，有货就买

825
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,209
到$6了？

826
01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:47,792
不好意思，我们想好再回复

827
01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:51,292
$6…是不是真的能到$8？

828
01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:53,042
内幕消息是这么说

829
01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:58,001
冻奶茶，冻柠檬茶

830
01:06:58,001 --> 01:06:59,001
铺子在湾仔

831
01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:01,459
手机电话壳、自订聆声，找我

832
01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:03,584
我真不明白

833
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,042
网路怎么赚钱呀？

834
01:07:05,042 --> 01:07:06,334
怎么改变未来？

835
01:07:06,334 --> 01:07:09,542
「互联网致富之道不在公司盈利之多寡」

836
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:12,167
「专家和投资者认定其前景璀璨」

837
01:07:12,167 --> 01:07:14,584
「及有说不出所以然的憬憬」

838
01:07:14,584 --> 01:07:16,626
「绝大部分互联网都有亏损」

839
01:07:16,626 --> 01:07:18,709
「可说是无底深潭」

840
01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:22,417
「但现阶段在筹集资金上似乎问题不大」

841
01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:25,209
以后拿个手提电话出来一按就上网

842
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,001
可以看电影、听歌

843
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,417
收电邮、订位子

844
01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:30,959
看新闻、炒股票、办理银行的事…

845
01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:34,084
你说了那么多，毕菲特都不投资，还骂啊…

846
01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:36,167
太冒险了吧

847
01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:37,792
投资网路是进步

848
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,167
不跟就落后

849
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:40,834
不冒险，哥伦布怎么发现美洲

850
01:07:40,834 --> 01:07:41,709
怎么会有美国

851
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,667
他本来是想去印度的

852
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:47,626
我还是有点怕

853
01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:50,042
怕了就没人投资三百万股

854
01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:52,501
只抽到两千股都愿意，对吧？

855
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,751
昨天$3.50买就好

856
01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:56,876
现在每个人少赚四千

857
01:07:56,876 --> 01:07:58,876
我怎么知道卡刷爆了没有？

858
01:07:58,876 --> 01:08:01,542
那么快升到$6.10

859
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:03,209
你多少钱买的？

860
01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:04,334
$3.50

861
01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:05,501
你还不卖？

862
01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:06,917
当然不卖

863
01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:10,209
这只股票，专家说起码值$40

864
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:13,459
升到$30再说

865
01:08:13,459 --> 01:08:16,334
$6.30了

866
01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:17,917
打电话，挂$6.40

867
01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,126
赚回两千多也好

868
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:23,292
学长，帮我挂$6.40

869
01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:27,084
挂到$6.80？我们要挂$7？

870
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:29,334
$7？有没有赚头？

871
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:31,584
连利息我都亏了

872
01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:36,251
$7.25…$7.35…

873
01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:39,792
到$7.50了

874
01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,167
加码

875
01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:43,959
加什么码？

876
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:48,334
是，不好意思，再打给你

877
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,417
我妈只借一万块钱给我

878
01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:53,084
我怕

879
01:08:53,084 --> 01:08:54,917
我只是说说，我也没有

880
01:08:56,626 --> 01:08:58,042
你们没问题

881
01:08:58,042 --> 01:08:59,792
我也搞得定的

882
01:09:00,042 --> 01:09:03,376
不是吧…$6.25？

883
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:06,959
吃了泻药？$6？

884
01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:09,626
其实真的可以升到$8？

885
01:09:09,626 --> 01:09:11,501
小胖这么说的

886
01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:14,001
神经，$5.85？

887
01:09:17,459 --> 01:09:18,626
学长？

888
01:09:20,084 --> 01:09:22,292
$5.75有货，要不要？

889
01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:29,751
我们不要，谢谢

890
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:02,751
淘大居民已被隔离超过一天

891
01:10:02,751 --> 01:10:04,667
警务人员穿上保护衣物

892
01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,167
运来大批的铁栅栏

893
01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:07,126
扩大封锁范围…

894
01:10:07,126 --> 01:10:08,292
他们好惨

895
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:09,917
像被逼着坐牢一样

896
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:11,001
现在打个喷嚏

897
01:10:11,001 --> 01:10:13,042
细菌都会跑到电梯、楼梯

898
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,126
大堂、大厦、商场里，大哥

899
01:10:15,501 --> 01:10:17,292
广州的人说白醋可以杀菌

900
01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:18,751
板蓝根还可以止咳

901
01:10:18,751 --> 01:10:20,126
不知道行不行

902
01:10:20,126 --> 01:10:22,042
板蓝根现在炒高了三、四倍

903
01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:24,251
白醋更疯狂，一百块一瓶

904
01:10:27,251 --> 01:10:28,792
我代理了一个健康产品

905
01:10:29,001 --> 01:10:29,876
减肥，真的有用

906
01:10:29,876 --> 01:10:30,834
要试找我

907
01:10:30,834 --> 01:10:32,876
好，谈点正经事再说

908
01:10:32,876 --> 01:10:35,459
整个淘大花园最便宜的就是这几个单位

909
01:10:35,459 --> 01:10:37,667
J座501尺80万

910
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,959
O座442尺78万

911
01:10:39,959 --> 01:10:42,542
E座最划算，462尺，55万

912
01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,584
全部要钱不要楼

913
01:10:45,126 --> 01:10:46,167
最划算那个，E座

914
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:49,626
你知道不能看楼吧？

915
01:10:49,626 --> 01:10:50,667
问问业主能不能再减点

916
01:10:50,667 --> 01:10:52,292
现在楼市都见底

917
01:10:52,292 --> 01:10:55,542
卖地都两千多块一尺，成本价也不止

918
01:10:55,834 --> 01:11:00,126
陈太太，我有个客人，他对你的房子有兴趣

919
01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:02,376
想问问还能不能再减点？

920
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,751
业主问你们想减多少？

921
01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:08,584
54万

922
01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:10,542
54万…行

923
01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,167
52万…

924
01:11:12,584 --> 01:11:14,292
52万…行

925
01:11:14,292 --> 01:11:15,292
50万…

926
01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:18,209
那50万呢…行

927
01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:21,709
原价差不多100万，现在便宜一半

928
01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:24,209
50万，3成首付，每人5万

929
01:11:24,209 --> 01:11:26,876
十年按揭的话，每个月$1750

930
01:11:27,126 --> 01:11:29,751
二十年按揭，每个月$970

931
01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:31,751
站住 表姐

932
01:11:31,876 --> 01:11:33,334
你淘大的，别进来

933
01:11:33,334 --> 01:11:35,792
我们好不容易才逃出来的 走呀，走呀

934
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,542
业主说49万也行

935
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:43,626
炒而已，又不是住

936
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,584
放心，一定会升的

937
01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:46,792
自己盖都不止

938
01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:47,542
最新消息

939
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:50,376
卫生署的旅游大巴刚刚到达淘大E座

940
01:11:50,542 --> 01:11:53,376
居民收拾行李 ，排队上车…

941
01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:55,376
去隔离营

942
01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:57,376
他们正在看新闻

943
01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:01,084
业主说45万都行

944
01:12:07,626 --> 01:12:10,667
这么便宜，不会不买吧？

945
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,834
这么便宜还买？

946
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,167
什么时候才走到隧道的尽头…

947
01:12:21,334 --> 01:12:22,334
不行

948
01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:24,709
我让你住我家，会被家人砍的

949
01:12:24,709 --> 01:12:27,501
那让我们在你的店里过一晚行吗？

950
01:12:27,501 --> 01:12:30,251
过一晚？你想我倒闭？

951
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,876
我的店要是有什么事，我死给你看

952
01:12:32,876 --> 01:12:36,584
当我求你们，你走吧，不要害我

953
01:12:36,584 --> 01:12:38,167
走吧

954
01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:47,584
我们是不是太恐惧了

955
01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:09,834
好…

956
01:13:09,834 --> 01:13:11,792
谢谢

957
01:13:12,542 --> 01:13:13,709
这几个猛料

958
01:13:13,709 --> 01:13:16,084
他们已经控盘，这几天拉升

959
01:13:17,376 --> 01:13:18,751
豆腐烧肉饭，麻烦你

960
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:19,792
咖喱牛腩饭

961
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:20,792
鱼汤米线，谢谢

962
01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,917
自己写号码

963
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,751
「直通车」，北水南调

964
01:13:28,584 --> 01:13:30,542
资金流出无限制

965
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:33,959
随时有内地富豪拿个十亿八亿入市

966
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:36,834
那么「直通车」什么时候到？

967
01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:38,959
知道什么时候就炒完啦

968
01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:40,667
不通车怎么办？

969
01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:42,417
「美林证券以」

970
01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:45,251
「数以百万计的内地投资者来到香港」

971
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:47,042
作为标题

972
01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:49,917
「内地居民可以…」

973
01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:51,876
可以什么？

974
01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,876
等等…读取中…

975
01:13:53,959 --> 01:13:55,834
你不是下载好了吗？

976
01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:57,876
下载好也要读取嘛

977
01:14:00,334 --> 01:14:02,167
「内地居民可以用人民币」

978
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,417
「购汇直接从事境外证券投资」

979
01:14:05,417 --> 01:14:07,376
「且规模不再受以往规定的」

980
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,126
「每年5万美元购汇总额上限」

981
01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:11,917
大投行都信

982
01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:15,834
「内地投资者最高是02-03年的8%」

983
01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:18,626
「05-06年的5%『』

984
01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:19,542
直通车通了

985
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,751
怎么只5%？怎么只8%？

986
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,626
但我听人说美国那些次按很严重

987
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:25,459
我听人说

988
01:14:25,459 --> 01:14:27,751
美国政府、华尔街、评级机构

989
01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:29,542
会把次贷危机扫进地毯底

990
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,167
这几天股票「彭彭」地升

991
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,417
每天成交过千亿

992
01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:36,667
直通车就是次按危机的「及时雨」

993
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:39,167
美国人先花未来钱

994
01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:40,292
喜欢借钱

995
01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:43,167
中国人喜欢存钱，钱生钱

996
01:14:43,709 --> 01:14:45,667
四叔也看好买国企股

997
01:14:45,667 --> 01:14:47,167
这次不用想这么多

998
01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:49,376
你们两个不玩我也要重锤出击，等翻倍

999
01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:52,167
政府也增持港交所

1000
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,251
怎么出击？

1001
01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:55,667
十万！ 每人十万

1002
01:14:57,959 --> 01:14:58,834
哦…

1003
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,209
好

1004
01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:07,626
0761，是

1005
01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:11,876
5190，是，9413，是

1006
01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:14,626
现价入，每股十万

1007
01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:19,334
等个翻倍，谢谢！

1008
01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:22,042
是，没问题，再见

1009
01:15:23,834 --> 01:15:25,751
雪糕新地

1010
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:28,834
水果沙律

1011
01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:31,376
罗宋汤

1012
01:15:31,376 --> 01:15:32,751
不是我们的

1013
01:15:32,792 --> 01:15:34,542
搞什么？

1014
01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:38,292
0134、8547、6012嘛

1015
01:15:38,626 --> 01:15:40,459
发什么呆

1016
01:15:45,334 --> 01:15:46,876
这张才对

1017
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,126
我们买了什么？

1018
01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,917
0761，花花乐园

1019
01:15:52,626 --> 01:15:54,334
5190，超能电业

1020
01:15:55,334 --> 01:15:57,084
9413，追梦控股

1021
01:15:57,292 --> 01:15:57,959
什么玩意？

1022
01:15:58,501 --> 01:15:59,959
死定了

1023
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:01,084
学长电话不通

1024
01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:02,501
继续打

1025
01:16:07,126 --> 01:16:08,876
咖喱牛腩饭在升

1026
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:14,459
豆腐烧肉饭和鱼汤米线也「彭彭」地升

1027
01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:18,792
十大升幅榜

1028
01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,251
真的随便买都赚？

1029
01:16:41,376 --> 01:16:42,334
新迷你仓 $96

1030
01:16:42,334 --> 01:16:43,876
谢谢光顾，你看看

1031
01:16:43,876 --> 01:16:45,126
找钱

1032
01:16:49,334 --> 01:16:52,167
不如我们再出击，买那三只股？

1033
01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:53,876
我妈只借给我十万

1034
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:55,584
算啦，贪婪变成恐惧

1035
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:58,751
开个玩笑啦，我也没钱，等分钱

1036
01:16:59,209 --> 01:17:00,834
走啦 拜拜

1037
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:04,667
喂，迷你仓，很正点的

1038
01:17:07,834 --> 01:17:10,084
不妨碍你们俩，拜拜

1039
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:13,376
新的迷你仓

1040
01:17:13,376 --> 01:17:14,251
不妨碍你做生意

1041
01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:07,751
你在哪儿啊？

1042
01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,209
我在哪儿？

1043
01:18:09,834 --> 01:18:11,626
您好，请问

1044
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,167
请问

1045
01:18:15,126 --> 01:18:16,834
先生，请问你…

1046
01:18:17,542 --> 01:18:18,917
对不起

1047
01:18:20,251 --> 01:18:21,417
这里是码头

1048
01:18:21,584 --> 01:18:23,084
我坐渡轮过来的

1049
01:18:23,084 --> 01:18:24,751
你是不是在中环码头？

1050
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,584
是吧？

1051
01:18:26,584 --> 01:18:28,459
我也很久没回来了

1052
01:18:28,459 --> 01:18:29,876
都变了

1053
01:18:30,459 --> 01:18:32,292
看没看见大会堂？

1054
01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,209
喂…喂…

1055
01:18:36,917 --> 01:18:38,251
见个鬼

1056
01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:42,542
你好，请问这里是不是中环码头？

1057
01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:44,376
怎么没看见大会堂？

1058
01:18:44,376 --> 01:18:47,126
你从这个桥直走过去就是

1059
01:18:47,126 --> 01:18:48,209
这边

1060
01:18:48,626 --> 01:18:50,459
你乘的士过来吧

1061
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:52,292
好啦

1062
01:19:02,459 --> 01:19:04,501
麻烦你，中环皇后戏院

1063
01:19:04,501 --> 01:19:06,334
皇后戏院拆了很久

1064
01:19:06,334 --> 01:19:07,959
你送我过去不就行了

1065
01:19:07,959 --> 01:19:09,876
大叔，这里开车过去很堵的

1066
01:19:09,876 --> 01:19:12,001
你从天桥过去更快

1067
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:16,917
你要去哪？

1068
01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:18,709
中环皇后大道

1069
01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:21,209
很近的，从天桥过去就可以了

1070
01:19:23,084 --> 01:19:24,459
喂

1071
01:19:24,459 --> 01:19:26,501
大叔，你下车慢慢说

1072
01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,126
下车吧

1073
01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:33,042
我会在这等你的，慢慢来

1074
01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:35,542
不要等我，你们先去逛街

1075
01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:36,959
我看看这里变成怎样

1076
01:19:36,959 --> 01:19:38,459
你怎么不早说

1077
01:19:38,459 --> 01:19:40,209
你到了附近打给我

1078
01:19:43,542 --> 01:19:46,751
你爸老糊涂，迷路了

1079
01:21:06,459 --> 01:21:08,417
以前那样不好吗？

1080
01:21:08,417 --> 01:21:09,667
以前？

1081
01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:11,292
你没出生的时候

1082
01:21:11,292 --> 01:21:13,251
这里全部都是海

1083
01:21:13,251 --> 01:21:15,584
大会堂都没有

1084
01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:18,584
以前这里最靠近海

1085
01:21:18,834 --> 01:21:21,459
中环码头是这里的旧地标

1086
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:25,042
拆了重建，就好像拆了祠堂一样

1087
01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:27,042
妈呢？

1088
01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:29,334
她在香港什么都没了

1089
01:21:29,334 --> 01:21:31,792
有也被拆得差不多

1090
01:21:31,792 --> 01:21:33,626
她不肯回来

1091
01:21:34,459 --> 01:21:37,001
跪下，对，没错

1092
01:21:37,001 --> 01:21:38,751
新娘可爱一点

1093
01:21:38,751 --> 01:21:40,376
看着我…对啦

1094
01:21:40,376 --> 01:21:44,001
结婚？没了传统

1095
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:45,542
什么传统啊

1096
01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:47,917
再不西化，就是老化

1097
01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:49,751
连子女都说我们老土

1098
01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:52,917
对！ 社会进步嘛

1099
01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,584
就像数码相机那样

1100
01:21:54,584 --> 01:21:55,376
按一下就有了

1101
01:21:55,376 --> 01:21:57,501
又不用冲印，省钱又省力

1102
01:21:57,501 --> 01:21:59,626
但菲林已经用了那么多年

1103
01:21:59,709 --> 01:22:01,792
肯定有好处的

1104
01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:07,626
先生，这里不可以抽烟

1105
01:22:07,626 --> 01:22:09,042
是吗？

1106
01:22:16,626 --> 01:22:18,209
知不知道这是哪里？

1107
01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:20,792
这里就是大会堂

1108
01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:22,417
现在这个位置

1109
01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:25,626
关我什么事？这里不能抽烟

1110
01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:32,001
为什么能买，能卖

1111
01:22:32,001 --> 01:22:33,292
不能抽呢？

1112
01:22:36,459 --> 01:22:38,667
唉？档案怎么打不开？

1113
01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,126
不会吧？照片都没了？

1114
01:22:41,126 --> 01:22:43,417
不会的 有没有搞错，拍了一整天

1115
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,876
那现在怎么办？ 放心，相机没事

1116
01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:47,167
对不起

1117
01:22:47,167 --> 01:22:49,876
能不能补救？ 可以，放心

1118
01:22:58,001 --> 01:23:00,334
很吵，听不见

1119
01:23:00,334 --> 01:23:02,876
是不是在皇后戏院？

1120
01:23:14,209 --> 01:23:15,626
戏院没有了

1121
01:23:15,626 --> 01:23:18,334
我知道！ 你还看见什么？

1122
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:20,001
人咯，车咯

1123
01:23:20,001 --> 01:23:20,834
还有很多楼

1124
01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:22,959
还看见什么？

1125
01:23:22,959 --> 01:23:24,709
人咯，车咯

1126
01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:25,917
你这么不满意干什么

1127
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,209
我叫你在英国过年的

1128
01:23:28,209 --> 01:23:31,167
我过来找你吧，听到吗？

1129
01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,542
听不听到？

1130
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:35,959
你干嘛说脏话？

1131
01:23:35,959 --> 01:23:38,417
我没有说脏话

1132
01:23:40,251 --> 01:23:42,417
你还说

1133
01:23:45,667 --> 01:23:47,209
爸爸，不要说脏话

1134
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:49,334
我没有

1135
01:23:49,834 --> 01:23:50,751
说的听不到

1136
01:23:50,751 --> 01:23:52,292
心里的听得那么清楚

1137
01:23:53,876 --> 01:23:56,292
我刚刚发了定位给你，收没收到？

1138
01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:57,626
地图上有我们的位置

1139
01:23:57,626 --> 01:23:58,542
好吧，你不要走

1140
01:23:58,542 --> 01:23:59,792
我马上过来

1141
01:25:10,626 --> 01:25:12,584
先生，鞋子好漂亮

1142
01:25:12,584 --> 01:25:13,626
你从英国回来的？

1143
01:25:14,751 --> 01:25:15,667
新年嘛

1144
01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:17,917
每年都回来看看乡亲们

1145
01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,626
过完年，人都走光了

1146
01:25:19,626 --> 01:25:21,792
地产商要发展这里

1147
01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:27,501
年轻人，将来是你们的世界

1148
01:25:27,959 --> 01:25:29,542
由你们作主

1149
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:30,876
这房子真漂亮

1150
01:25:32,626 --> 01:25:35,167
我老爸1954年盖的

1151
01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:37,792
可以参观一下吗？

1152
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:38,792
来

1153
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:53,709
穿裙褂，很传统

1154
01:25:53,709 --> 01:25:55,042
土得要死

1155
01:25:55,042 --> 01:25:56,376
旅行结婚就好了

1156
01:25:56,376 --> 01:25:58,251
跪得我腿都疼

1157
01:25:58,251 --> 01:26:02,334
亲爱的，以后和你补拍一张西式婚纱照

1158
01:26:03,417 --> 01:26:05,376
听得我头发都白了

1159
01:26:16,292 --> 01:26:17,834
让一让

1160
01:26:27,167 --> 01:26:29,126
不用说脏话

1161
01:26:29,959 --> 01:26:31,417
没事吧？

1162
01:26:40,126 --> 01:26:42,084
一起拍

1163
01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:44,542
一二三

1164
01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:55,042
土地公公在这里

1165
01:27:03,001 --> 01:27:04,709
我不是叫Hello

1166
01:27:13,751 --> 01:27:15,709
音乐小点行不行？

1167
01:27:22,167 --> 01:27:23,251
不要在土地公附近玩

1168
01:27:23,251 --> 01:27:24,417
爸爸不喜欢

1169
01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:25,876
拜

1170
01:28:00,292 --> 01:28:03,334
爸 ，家里这么小

1171
01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:07,626
以前我听摇滚那么吵，你都可以忍受

1172
01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:10,251
可今天我受不了我儿子

1173
01:28:10,834 --> 01:28:12,751
现在才知道你对我的好

1174
01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:16,501
还记得我跟你说过什么吗？

1175
01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:21,542
记得，我都告诉儿子了

1176
01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:23,959
做什么事都好

1177
01:28:23,959 --> 01:28:27,792
幸福的生活 ，是最重要的

1178
01:28:30,334 --> 01:28:32,334
儿子说想去美国工作

1179
01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:33,584
好啊

1180
01:28:34,334 --> 01:28:36,876
那儿那么多枪，天天打死人

1181
01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:39,959
你呀，不要让他去

1182
01:28:41,626 --> 01:28:42,917
叫他在香港找工作

1183
01:28:42,917 --> 01:28:44,292
好啊

1184
01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:46,084
那他找什么工作？

1185
01:28:46,084 --> 01:28:47,709
炒金炒银炒房地产

1186
01:28:47,709 --> 01:28:48,667
就发达

1187
01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:51,042
去，炒糊了怎么办？

1188
01:28:52,584 --> 01:28:55,584
可是你儿子，又不想接手你的生意

1189
01:28:55,584 --> 01:28:56,792
现在有什么不好？

1190
01:28:56,792 --> 01:28:57,792
他没事做

1191
01:28:57,792 --> 01:28:59,917
一家人多点时间聚在一起

1192
01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:03,209
非常好，我喜欢

1193
01:29:03,209 --> 01:29:05,584
Hello仔，Hello仔

1194
01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:09,209
你妈头痛

1195
01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:11,001
看看要不要去医院

1196
01:29:16,376 --> 01:29:17,792
很痛吗？

1197
01:29:18,626 --> 01:29:20,417
是不是这里痛？

1198
01:29:23,251 --> 01:29:26,001
怎么样？老爸让不让我去美国？

1199
01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:30,751
好痛，哇，好痛

1200
01:29:37,584 --> 01:29:39,209
小心

1201
01:29:43,501 --> 01:29:44,667
帮我照顾你妈

1202
01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,876
好的，我会的，没问题

1203
01:29:47,792 --> 01:29:49,209
过年

1204
01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:51,417
餐馆欠了那笔账，快点帮我摆平它

1205
01:29:51,417 --> 01:29:54,584
知道了，小心点

1206
01:30:01,542 --> 01:30:03,292
到英国打电话给我

1207
01:30:03,292 --> 01:30:04,834
行啦

1208
01:30:30,251 --> 01:30:31,292
恭喜发财

1209
01:30:31,292 --> 01:30:32,667
乖，小华乖

1210
01:30:33,417 --> 01:30:35,584
谢谢 你们长大了想做什么？

1211
01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:38,501
不知道，大家都不知道？

1212
01:30:38,501 --> 01:30:40,126
小华，你想做什么？

1213
01:30:40,126 --> 01:30:41,501
我想当导演

1214
01:30:41,501 --> 01:30:42,417
哇你这么厉害！

1215
01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,001
你知道什么是导演吗？

1216
01:32:02,542 --> 01:32:04,209
你爸喜欢安静

1217
01:32:04,209 --> 01:32:06,167
有山有水就可以

1218
01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:11,001
带爸爸回英国不好吗？

1219
01:32:11,001 --> 01:32:14,626
到处都有山有水，地又平

1220
01:32:15,542 --> 01:32:17,501
他喜欢香港

1221
01:32:32,167 --> 01:32:33,959
你听到吗？

1222
01:32:36,626 --> 01:32:38,709
你老爸在说脏话

1223
01:32:39,001 --> 01:32:40,084
不是

1224
01:32:40,084 --> 01:32:42,167
他说生活艰难

1225
01:32:42,459 --> 01:32:45,251
有时间就休息一下

1226
01:32:46,251 --> 01:32:48,376
多陪家人

1227
01:32:48,876 --> 01:32:52,584
有能力，就帮助一些有需要的人

1228
01:32:55,834 --> 01:33:00,667
记住，幸福的生活，本来就很简单

1229
01:33:49,417 --> 01:33:50,501
你呢

1230
01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:54,792
就是A区4层8号病房的病人

1231
01:33:55,126 --> 01:33:56,542
今天这个疗程

1232
01:33:56,542 --> 01:33:58,751
我会照例给你几个问题

1233
01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:00,542
但每一个问题

1234
01:34:00,542 --> 01:34:03,792
你都要在三秒内回答我，明白吗？

1235
01:34:04,709 --> 01:34:06,626
第一个问题，你是…

1236
01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:07,917
许鞍华！

1237
01:34:09,126 --> 01:34:11,459
你说三秒的，三秒

1238
01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:14,584
我都没讲完，其实我想问你的是…

1239
01:34:14,584 --> 01:34:15,584
许鞍华

1240
01:34:16,334 --> 01:34:17,792
次次都问我同一个问题

1241
01:34:17,792 --> 01:34:20,417
我就是脑残，也不会脑残到这样

1242
01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:23,501
你知不知道许鞍华是女的？

1243
01:34:23,501 --> 01:34:26,001
大哥，谁也知妈妈是女人

1244
01:34:26,001 --> 01:34:27,626
许鞍华当然是女的啦

1245
01:34:27,626 --> 01:34:30,209
你去问你妈，她是女人吗？

1246
01:34:30,792 --> 01:34:32,917
那你是男还是女？

1247
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,792
是女的又怎样？

1248
01:34:34,792 --> 01:34:36,501
你是不是歧视女人？

1249
01:34:36,501 --> 01:34:38,542
女人就不能当导演？

1250
01:34:38,542 --> 01:34:40,126
那我成为了导演，能拿我怎样？

1251
01:34:40,459 --> 01:34:42,167
冷静！ 从医学的角度

1252
01:34:42,167 --> 01:34:44,709
男性和女性的器官是有区别的

1253
01:34:44,792 --> 01:34:47,751
怎么冷静？你在用器官威胁我

1254
01:34:49,376 --> 01:34:52,459
是这样，我怎么可能用器官威胁你？

1255
01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:53,376
虽然你是脑残

1256
01:34:53,376 --> 01:34:55,126
我还是要跟你分析

1257
01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:57,792
因为是有医学根据

1258
01:34:57,792 --> 01:34:59,459
和科学来支撑的

1259
01:34:59,459 --> 01:35:00,709
科学？

1260
01:35:00,709 --> 01:35:03,417
你不知道科学破坏了地球上很多东西吗？

1261
01:35:03,417 --> 01:35:05,209
你还敢用科学来威吓我？

1262
01:35:05,209 --> 01:35:08,042
来，把我变成生化人吧！

1263
01:35:08,459 --> 01:35:09,667
生化人来了

1264
01:35:10,167 --> 01:35:13,042
科学还是对人类做了很多贡献

1265
01:35:13,042 --> 01:35:14,584
比如说环保

1266
01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:16,501
我就非常支持环保

1267
01:35:16,501 --> 01:35:19,959
所以大家都需要保护这个地球

1268
01:35:19,959 --> 01:35:23,626
而且要反污染，反战争，维护世界和平

1269
01:35:23,626 --> 01:35:27,792
只会打嘴，说得容易，你做得到吗？

1270
01:35:27,792 --> 01:35:29,917
那你为什么会针对许鞍华呢？

1271
01:35:29,917 --> 01:35:33,084
是不是因为我是导演，女导演…

1272
01:35:33,084 --> 01:35:34,376
不是…

1273
01:35:34,667 --> 01:35:36,709
做哪一行？什么职业？那是第二个问题

1274
01:35:36,709 --> 01:35:38,084
现在我问你，你是谁？

1275
01:35:38,084 --> 01:35:38,959
我再多问你一次

1276
01:35:38,959 --> 01:35:39,542
你是…

1277
01:35:39,542 --> 01:35:40,834
张曼玉

1278
01:35:42,376 --> 01:35:44,709
张曼玉是演员，她不是导演

1279
01:35:44,709 --> 01:35:45,959
不错，她是个女人

1280
01:35:46,209 --> 01:35:47,251
同时，我必须表明

1281
01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:49,751
我不反对张曼玉当导演

1282
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,584
你又说职业是下一个问题

1283
01:35:51,584 --> 01:35:53,917
你搞清楚到底想知什么吧

1284
01:35:53,917 --> 01:35:55,001
你是谁？

1285
01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:57,584
许鞍华

1286
01:35:58,417 --> 01:35:59,876
又折腾四个钟头

1287
01:36:00,459 --> 01:36:02,126
你还说你脑子没病

1288
01:36:02,709 --> 01:36:03,626
什么职业？

1289
01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,251
我服了你

1290
01:36:10,417 --> 01:36:11,959
你想干嘛，许女士？

1291
01:36:12,626 --> 01:36:14,459
许鞍华当然是导演

1292
01:36:14,459 --> 01:36:15,584
难道卖拉肠粉吗？

1293
01:36:16,542 --> 01:36:19,292
你们医院到底有没有执照？

1294
01:36:19,584 --> 01:36:22,042
什么都没有就问我一堆问题

1295
01:36:22,042 --> 01:36:24,209
你谁呀？老几？

1296
01:36:24,376 --> 01:36:26,084
你是谁？

1297
01:36:27,334 --> 01:36:29,459
我是你的精神科医生

1298
01:36:29,459 --> 01:36:34,417
许女士，你患了一种复杂型综合性妄想症

1299
01:36:34,417 --> 01:36:38,209
和严重多重复杂人格分裂

1300
01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:42,626
我在这是帮你解开复杂的情绪

1301
01:36:42,626 --> 01:36:46,417
我真心希望帮你回到复杂的正常生活

1302
01:36:46,417 --> 01:36:47,501
感激

1303
01:36:47,876 --> 01:36:49,584
你现在看上去就很正常

1304
01:36:49,584 --> 01:36:50,959
十分感激

1305
01:36:51,542 --> 01:36:53,542
那你现在可以催眠我

1306
01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:57,626
我的这个部分是没有催眠的

1307
01:36:57,834 --> 01:37:00,626
我祖籍辽宁

1308
01:37:01,001 --> 01:37:04,792
26岁在伦敦遇到位教授

1309
01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:07,209
教会我什么叫做爱

1310
01:37:07,209 --> 01:37:08,334
我没有催眠你

1311
01:37:08,334 --> 01:37:10,001
你不要借题发挥

1312
01:37:10,001 --> 01:37:12,834
而且没人想知道你到底是怎么做爱的

1313
01:37:12,834 --> 01:37:15,126
这么重要的问题，你居然不问？

1314
01:37:15,126 --> 01:37:16,709
不是，我没有不问

1315
01:37:17,334 --> 01:37:20,459
我只想再重复多问你一次，你是

1316
01:37:20,459 --> 01:37:21,751
林岭东

1317
01:37:22,084 --> 01:37:24,376
我是想问你第二个问题

1318
01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:27,959
我第二个问题是什么职业？

1319
01:37:27,959 --> 01:37:29,251
不是你的名字

1320
01:37:30,292 --> 01:37:31,459
我顺便讲给你

1321
01:37:31,459 --> 01:37:33,334
林先生是一位男性

1322
01:37:33,334 --> 01:37:35,626
你先确定自己的性别再说话

1323
01:37:36,501 --> 01:37:37,834
那我是杜琪峰

1324
01:37:37,834 --> 01:37:39,126
没完呀你！

1325
01:37:39,126 --> 01:37:39,959
你不知道吗？

1326
01:37:39,959 --> 01:37:41,709
林岭东、杜琪峰是同一个人

1327
01:37:42,501 --> 01:37:44,501
你怎么又搞出个杜琪峰？

1328
01:37:44,501 --> 01:37:46,334
林岭东、杜琪峰怎可能是同一个人？

1329
01:37:46,334 --> 01:37:47,167
是同一个人

1330
01:37:47,376 --> 01:37:48,751
林岭东、杜琪峰不是同一个人

1331
01:37:49,001 --> 01:37:50,042
是同一个人

1332
01:37:50,084 --> 01:37:51,167
不是同一个人 同一个人

1333
01:37:51,209 --> 01:37:51,917
不是同一个人

1334
01:37:52,001 --> 01:37:53,042
同一个人 不是同一个人

1335
01:37:53,084 --> 01:37:54,001
不是同一个人

1336
01:37:54,042 --> 01:37:55,626
不是同一个人，打住！

1337
01:37:55,667 --> 01:37:56,751
不是同一个人

1338
01:37:57,167 --> 01:37:58,042
打住什么？

1339
01:37:58,042 --> 01:37:58,751
打住不是同一个人

1340
01:37:58,751 --> 01:38:00,084
打住同一个人

1341
01:38:00,084 --> 01:38:00,917
打住

1342
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:01,876
我打住

1343
01:38:02,001 --> 01:38:04,209
打住别反弹回头！ 停了！

1344
01:38:06,334 --> 01:38:07,292
什么职业？

1345
01:38:10,126 --> 01:38:13,917
我是杜琪峰，今年十五岁

1346
01:38:17,126 --> 01:38:19,626
杜琪峰没有恋手癖的

1347
01:38:20,126 --> 01:38:24,001
我手上的是，奥地利格洛克17手枪

1348
01:38:24,042 --> 01:38:25,917
七秒组装完成

1349
01:38:26,251 --> 01:38:27,459
现在你告诉我

1350
01:38:27,459 --> 01:38:29,292
你到底是谁？

1351
01:38:29,292 --> 01:38:31,626
唉…都出到这一招

1352
01:38:31,667 --> 01:38:33,834
看来张医生没有办法了

1353
01:38:34,084 --> 01:38:37,376
你认为这治法行不行得通？

1354
01:38:37,417 --> 01:38:40,042
他把医生和病人的身份颠倒

1355
01:38:40,042 --> 01:38:41,834
如果那也治得好

1356
01:38:41,876 --> 01:38:44,084
我们医院将来很难分清楚

1357
01:38:44,126 --> 01:38:46,376
谁是医生，谁是病人

1358
01:38:47,209 --> 01:38:49,501
医得好还分来做什么？

1359
01:38:49,709 --> 01:38:51,251
最惨医得半好不好

1360
01:38:51,251 --> 01:38:53,126
病人跟医生混成一团

1361
01:38:53,542 --> 01:38:55,459
都不晓得谁有病谁没病

1362
01:38:56,834 --> 01:38:59,001
是呀，要是我们医院着火

1363
01:38:59,042 --> 01:39:00,459
那些录影全烧了

1364
01:39:00,501 --> 01:39:03,251
这些人重建这家医院

1365
01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:04,876
运气不好的话

1366
01:39:04,917 --> 01:39:06,876
一个病人给错当成了医生

1367
01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:08,209
没病的也变有病

1368
01:39:08,251 --> 01:39:09,792
那真是灾难了

1369
01:39:10,959 --> 01:39:14,626
是呀，这间医院被烧过

1370
01:39:15,126 --> 01:39:17,959
张医生就是那时候留下来重建的人

1371
01:39:18,001 --> 01:39:20,542
所以很多规定都是他定的

1372
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:24,792
那张医生不会是病人变的吧

1373
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:28,751
你的意思是，张医生精神有问题？

1374
01:39:29,251 --> 01:39:31,209
你说哪个张医生？

1375
01:39:31,501 --> 01:39:33,626
站在那里有模有样那位

1376
01:39:34,834 --> 01:39:37,959
现在我问你，你到底是谁？

1377
01:39:38,417 --> 01:39:40,459
好…既然这么执着

1378
01:39:40,459 --> 01:39:43,376
我告诉你，我是林岭东

1379
01:39:43,542 --> 01:39:45,292
装医生耍我

1380
01:39:45,292 --> 01:39:46,959
你如何证明你是他？

1381
01:39:47,542 --> 01:39:50,834
80年代我从加拿大回香港的时候

1382
01:39:51,917 --> 01:39:53,084
我什么都没讲

1383
01:39:53,376 --> 01:39:55,084
只讲义气

1384
01:39:55,334 --> 01:39:58,417
做男人不讲义气怎样做兄弟？

1385
01:39:58,667 --> 01:40:00,667
做兄弟…彭

1386
01:40:06,292 --> 01:40:09,084
兄弟，你搞错了

1387
01:40:09,084 --> 01:40:10,876
这是吴宇森呀

1388
01:40:11,417 --> 01:40:14,709
一样的，都是一条硬汉来的

1389
01:40:16,126 --> 01:40:17,709
你摸哪？别乱搞

1390
01:40:17,709 --> 01:40:19,709
别碰我的书，拿回来

1391
01:40:19,709 --> 01:40:21,209
还回来

1392
01:40:22,876 --> 01:40:24,626
原来你不是医生，语无伦次

1393
01:40:24,626 --> 01:40:27,167
我怀疑很久，我要揭发你真正身份

1394
01:40:27,167 --> 01:40:29,876
你不知道我是谁，不要拿我的书

1395
01:40:29,876 --> 01:40:31,834
我终于迫出你真身来，原形毕露

1396
01:40:32,084 --> 01:40:33,626
你就是徐克

1397
01:40:34,334 --> 01:40:37,084
玩得这么兴奋，不用拉他下水吧

1398
01:40:37,084 --> 01:40:38,209
就是要拉他下水 我不是…

1399
01:40:38,209 --> 01:40:42,542
你看你凡事都要争辩，你就是徐克

1400
01:40:42,834 --> 01:40:46,417
你八岁时，就不知道怎样跟这个世界沟通

1401
01:40:46,417 --> 01:40:48,042
没有人愿意跟你玩

1402
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:50,167
想跟你玩的，都不知道怎样跟你玩

1403
01:40:50,209 --> 01:40:52,959
你就在旁边装用功，装文艺青年

1404
01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:58,751
其实看的就是武侠小说

1405
01:41:01,126 --> 01:41:04,167
回答我，你做什么职业的？

1406
01:41:04,709 --> 01:41:06,292
电影人，什么呀

1407
01:41:06,334 --> 01:41:08,417
电影人？你拍什么电影？

1408
01:41:08,751 --> 01:41:10,334
七人乐队

1409
01:41:10,751 --> 01:41:11,876
七人乐队

1410
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:13,542
你是拍电影还是搞乐队？

1411
01:41:13,709 --> 01:41:14,876
中乐西乐？

1412
01:41:15,584 --> 01:41:17,376
什么中乐西乐呀？

1413
01:41:17,376 --> 01:41:20,334
找七个不同的导演，每个人拍一个故事

1414
01:41:20,334 --> 01:41:23,126
乐队呢，你是拍音乐录影还是拍电影呀？

1415
01:41:23,126 --> 01:41:24,167
不一样的

1416
01:41:24,167 --> 01:41:25,876
太没创意啦

1417
01:41:25,876 --> 01:41:27,501
用菲林拍

1418
01:41:27,501 --> 01:41:29,917
向菲林致敬

1419
01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:33,626
菲林？菲林是什么东西？

1420
01:41:33,667 --> 01:41:35,626
还有人用这种东西吗？

1421
01:41:35,626 --> 01:41:37,334
都没人冲印啦？找谁冲印？

1422
01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:38,792
吃蛋糕

1423
01:41:38,792 --> 01:41:40,501
你把我关在这儿，我怎么拍？

1424
01:41:40,501 --> 01:41:42,209
你放我出去，我拍给你看

1425
01:41:42,209 --> 01:41:45,084
你疯成这样，你在片场发疯咬人怎么办？

1426
01:41:45,084 --> 01:41:46,209
放屁

1427
01:41:46,209 --> 01:41:47,417
现在是你疯还我疯？

1428
01:41:47,417 --> 01:41:48,667
我们俩到底谁是医生？

1429
01:41:48,876 --> 01:41:50,042
当然我是医生

1430
01:41:50,042 --> 01:41:51,667
穿白袍还不是医生？

1431
01:41:51,667 --> 01:41:54,167
白袍？

1432
01:41:54,167 --> 01:41:55,834
一，二，三！ 走

1433
01:41:55,834 --> 01:41:57,542
催眠结束

1434
01:41:59,542 --> 01:42:01,376
今天的治疗结束

1435
01:42:01,376 --> 01:42:02,667
我怎么在这里？

1436
01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:03,667
结束

1437
01:42:04,126 --> 01:42:05,709
谁要被治疗？

1438
01:42:05,709 --> 01:42:06,917
收工

1439
01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:13,709
今天我们设计的这个新疗程

1440
01:42:13,709 --> 01:42:16,126
隔别房的两个病人很有反应

1441
01:42:18,667 --> 01:42:20,334
观察一下他们的反应

1442
01:42:20,376 --> 01:42:22,876
该是阴性，能医得好

1443
01:42:26,084 --> 01:42:28,042
你检查一下今天的录影

1444
01:42:28,042 --> 01:42:29,667
写份报告给我

1445
01:42:29,667 --> 01:42:30,876
知道，院长

1446
01:42:33,501 --> 01:42:36,084
两个里面，不知道哪一个是正常？

1447
01:42:36,667 --> 01:42:38,542
那一个不正常，我们医那一个

1448
01:42:38,542 --> 01:42:41,501
那也是，我们横竖没事可做

1449
01:42:41,501 --> 01:42:43,709
找点事情消遣一下也好，是吧？

1450
01:42:45,001 --> 01:42:46,042
还未请教

1451
01:42:46,042 --> 01:42:46,917
许鞍华

1452
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:47,584
Maggie...

1453
01:42:47,584 --> 01:42:49,001
张曼玉！ 幸会幸会

1454
01:42:49,292 --> 01:42:50,709
我们交换名片

1455
01:42:50,709 --> 01:42:52,334
谁还有名片？扫码啦

1456
01:42:52,626 --> 01:42:54,292
扫我吧，我给你二维码

1457
01:42:54,292 --> 01:42:57,376
在这里，我扫你，有了

1458
01:42:57,376 --> 01:43:00,292
你这个不是二维码，我这个才是

1459
01:43:00,292 --> 01:43:02,542
我这边写了，你看，二维码

1460
01:43:02,542 --> 01:43:04,376
哪有二维码是这样的？

1461
01:43:04,376 --> 01:43:05,584
我在你上面，我扫你

1462
01:43:05,584 --> 01:43:07,292
我不喜欢在你下面

1463
01:43:07,292 --> 01:43:08,959
去找同事搞吧

1464
01:43:08,959 --> 01:43:10,959
这故事太有深度了

1465
01:43:11,209 --> 01:43:12,417
你们觉得呢？

1466
01:43:13,792 --> 01:43:16,542
装模作样，想蒙混过关

1467
01:43:17,709 --> 01:43:19,334
你就是许鞍华？

1468
01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:22,459
不是吧，是你叫我们来的

1469
01:43:22,459 --> 01:43:23,626
不要装傻

1470
01:43:23,876 --> 01:43:25,251
我被他们搞乱

1471
01:43:25,251 --> 01:43:26,001
顺带一问

1472
01:43:26,001 --> 01:43:27,709
你不会是张曼玉吧？

1473
01:43:27,709 --> 01:43:30,001
你才是张曼玉，徐克！