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到底什麼人在追你啊？

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那你找到住地了嗎？

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跟我打過電話了

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他們倆我能對付

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你放心吧

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我知道，這兩天不回家住

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我就不明白了

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錢是你的，幹嘛躲著他們啊？

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我找他們去

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-好吧
-妳好

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你等會兒

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八號在哪？

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那邊

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你說地址我錄下來

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說吧

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我知道了，拿到錢我馬上去找你

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我也愛你

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（芬蘭航空）

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由塞浦路斯飛往本站的

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HC2927次航班…

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-喂
-喂？老崔啊

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-你到了嗎？
-我剛到國內

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跟你說件正事

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法院說那得上庭

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什麼？

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那飯店讓人給賣了

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不對啊

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那是我跟他兩個人開的店呢

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他有什麼權力說賣就賣啊？

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我也不講了

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我現在得趕緊回去辦

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-我必須本人出庭嗎？
-對…

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-好咧…那我儘快趕回去
-你趕緊回來

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好…

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同志

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去塞浦路斯今天晚上最晚一班

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還有位置嗎？

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淩晨2點的可以嗎？

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可以…

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往返的，不定期的

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（崔國慶）

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-剛剛下飛機的？
-對

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您確定要這一班嗎？

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確定

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（塞浦路斯共和國）

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我們在這拍照對嗎？

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對…

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（中華人民共和國離婚證）

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這個

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還給你

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老魏

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妳是跟老魏？

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你別問那麼多了

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沒意思

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別動

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假的，這道具

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出國都這麼些年了

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怎麼還那麼膽小啊？

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你怎麼知道我回來的？

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老魏告訴你的？

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少提那老王八蛋

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從今天開始，咱們倆就沒這朋友了

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他就是你的親孫子，我重孫子

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喝酒

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你占我便宜

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不是…

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咱們兩人的重孫子

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來

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你這剛回來就要走

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這為什麼啊？

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本來想多待幾天的

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結果一下飛機

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那邊來電話

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說店給賣了

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弄不好兩頭都沒家了

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國內還有我呢

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塞浦路斯混不下去

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回國來找我啊

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你什麼時候當的導演啊？

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你們這行特別賺錢吧？

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賺錢不重要

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對了

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我給你約幾個女演員來

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別…不行

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我一見到女的我緊張

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你緊張什麼啊？

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我們這叫娛樂圈

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那“娛”字怎麼寫啊？

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一個“女”字，這邊一個“吳”字

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要去了那“女”的

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不成無樂了嗎？

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今天的氣象資料顯示

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在未來一週

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本市將出現明顯的冷空氣活動

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最低氣溫…

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你…

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幹嘛了妳？

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開車

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開車

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聽見沒有？開車啊

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對不起啊

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剛才有壞人追我

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不好意思啊

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師傅

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定福莊北里二號院

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哪…哪兒？

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姑娘，這可不行

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您沒看我這後邊拉著客人

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我把您擱前面好打車的地方

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您換輛車吧

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人家先生還趕飛機呢

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你…

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真那麼著急嗎？

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師傅，要不送一趟吧

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大晚上的

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謝謝啊

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這可夠繞的

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您要誤了飛機可別怪我啊

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時間倒是來得及

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還有三個多小時

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還真碰上好人了

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姑娘

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醒醒吧，到了

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師傅，有沒有塑料袋？

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別，別吐車裡邊

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紙…

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哪兒說理去我？

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你…搭把手

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出來…

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招誰惹誰了我？

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這味兒

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扶著…

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師傅

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那是我的箱子

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我知道是你箱子

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不是，你看我這還怎麼走啊？

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就你非要拉她

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我一會兒還交車呢

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我這還得先洗車去

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趕緊把車錢結了

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不是，我…

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你快點

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師傅

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找我錢

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她那份你先墊上吧

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她醒了跟她要

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那也用不了100啊

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洗車不花錢啊？

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師傅

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這著涼啊

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這大晚上的

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姑娘

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姑娘

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醒醒吧

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回家睡去，好不好？

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-喂
-大寶？

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你在哪兒呢？

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我不是大寶

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您是機主的朋友吧？

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你誰啊？

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咱們不認識

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是這樣

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您這個朋友喝多了

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坐在馬路邊上睡著了

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您能不能過來一下？

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你們在哪兒啊？

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就是在她們家小區門口啊

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哪個小區啊？

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我看看

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定福莊北里二號院

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知道了

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-你等等我
-那行了，那你快點吧

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-等等我…
-好咧

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這怎麼弄啊？

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說站不起來就站不起來了

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哪家啊？

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這家

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咱馬上到家了

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好…

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找誰啊？

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對不起

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謝謝

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別客氣

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腿上來

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姑娘

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姑娘開門啊

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我要趕飛機，姑娘

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我衣服和行李都在裡邊呢，姑娘

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要不然把衣服拿出來

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我人不進去了，好不好？

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姑娘，妳不能這樣啊，姑娘

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開門啊

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我飛機趕不上了

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我好心好意把妳送回來

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妳怎麼這麼對待我啊？姑娘

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你發情呢？

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我告訴你說

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你要再喊我就弄死你

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-不是，我…
-還說

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黑

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姑娘

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快開門吧

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2點的飛機，這都12點了

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你們到了？

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你們來了

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身體不錯

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-哪個屋啊？
-那個…

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-開門
-小點，小點聲

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-小夏
-要命啊

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知道妳在裡頭

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-把門開開
-小點聲

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小點聲

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你還沒完了你？

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還找了兩個幫手來

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小點聲

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我說話不管用是不是？

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打開…

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行，等著

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把門開開

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我說話不管用是不是？

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我說話沒人聽是不是？

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你幹嘛呢你？

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殺人了

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怎麼了？

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-誰啊？
-走…

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-就他們倆
-走…

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別扔

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打，打啊

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老五，快撤

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追…快追啊

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你們倆給我等著

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姑娘

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快開門吧

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我要趕不上飛機

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我這店就讓人賣了

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姑娘

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快開門啊

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外邊都亂了套了

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姑娘

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你怎麼不跑啊你？

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同志

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我…

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我讓你站起來了嗎？

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我是說要是現在放我的話

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我還能趕上飛機

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坐下

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喝了多少酒啊？

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沒喝酒

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身上的酒味哪來的啊？

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那個女同志的

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哪個女同志啊？

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就是屋裡那個女同志

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屋裡那個？

256
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,791
鄰居們說屋裡沒人啊

257
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,083
有人

258
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,208
要沒人的話能發生這些事嗎？

259
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,208
有人

260
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,375
什麼人啊？

261
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,916
就是那個女同志

262
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,583
你和她什麼關係啊？

263
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,708
我們倆沒關係

264
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,125
我不認識她

265
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,375
你不認識人家

266
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,958
這大半夜的你光成這樣

267
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,500
還待在人家門口，你想幹什麼啊？

268
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,208
我叫門啊

269
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,625
因為我那個行李

270
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,750
護照都在她們家呢

271
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,583
你不是不認識人家嗎？

272
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:25,708
對啊

273
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,333
是啊

274
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:28,875
你和那兩個同夥什麼關係？

275
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,250
哪兩個同夥啊？

276
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,083
鄰居們反映說那兩個人是你叫來的

277
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,916
我叫來的

278
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,833
對，但是不是同夥

279
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,458
我真不認識他們

280
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,625
老崔

281
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:45,958
你看

282
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:48,916
三更半夜你帶著兩個你不認識的人

283
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,333
去打一個和你沒有關係的人

284
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,833
還要再去一個
你不認識的女同志的房間裡

285
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,250
拿你的行李

286
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:57,708
你要是我

287
00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,625
這事你信嗎？

288
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,041
不信

289
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:03,666
重新說

290
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,375
我是群頭，對，我群頭

291
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,041
我跟總導演說了我這就回去

292
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,375
我都扮上了，他急啥呢？

293
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,958
我兒子出事了

294
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,375
不好意思，私生子

295
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,250
您放心，我不會給您添麻煩

296
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,791
我說話就回去

297
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,541
又占我便宜

298
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,333
哪兒都離不開我

299
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,041
這導演又催上了

300
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,500
你不是說你是導演嗎？

301
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,000
你不是說你出國了嗎？

302
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,583
-看這男人
-你怎麼又回來了？

303
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:33,750
怎麼穿成這樣？

304
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,166
早知道你沒穿衣服
我給你帶一件，走…

305
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,083
（《荊軻祕史》）

306
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,250
挑一件吧

307
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,333
喂

308
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,625
這就一件，沒富裕的

309
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,000
其他的隨便挑

310
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,833
怎麼都是清朝的東西啊？

311
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,666
荊軻不是秦始皇的事嗎？

312
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,541
電視劇沒那麼嚴謹

313
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,500
這讓我怎麼穿呢？

314
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,916
（《荊軻祕史》）

315
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,708
有毛病吧？

316
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,791
（定福莊北里二號院）

317
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,958
姑娘

318
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,375
喂？

319
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,958
你誰啊？

320
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:57,875
誰啊？

321
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,625
我手機怎麼在你那？

322
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,458
妳是屋裡那姑娘

323
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:04,916
小夏吧？

324
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,833
是啊

325
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,333
你什麼時候拿的我手機啊？

326
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,083
不是我拿的

327
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,166
是我一不小心揣兜裡了

328
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,791
我現在就給妳送手機來了

329
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:18,833
妳快開門吧

330
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,875
我就在妳們家門口呢

331
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,375
門口？

332
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:23,541
嗯

333
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,708
我不在家

334
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,833
啊？

335
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,625
那妳在哪兒呢？

336
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,750
妳趕緊回來啊

337
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,458
我把手機還給妳

338
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,958
妳把行李還給我

339
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,958
你這人說話怎麼鬼鬼崇崇的啊？

340
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,458
我不是鬼鬼崇崇

341
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,291
我是不敢大聲說話

342
00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:46,458
妳快回來吧

343
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,208
不行，要行李是吧？

344
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:49,250
先把手機送過來

345
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,833
我看你不是壞人再說

346
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,666
我…

347
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:56,208
我行動不方便

348
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,083
那算了，手機我不要了

349
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,083
別…

350
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,833
行，妳這樣，妳在哪兒呢？

351
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,583
我去找妳，好不好？

352
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,708
妳就說妳在哪兒吧

353
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,000
我的特徵非常明顯

354
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:13,916
那好，好

355
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:17,708
囂張

356
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
妳看看他

357
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,041
神經病呢

358
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,500
他好像密探

359
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,375
同行

360
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,375
哪是啊？

361
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,666
這是前輩

362
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:53,416
到了嗎？

363
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,750
我到了

364
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,125
妳在哪兒呢？

365
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,583
我在附近

366
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,250
我怎麼沒看著啊？

367
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,500
在哪兒呢？

368
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,250
你是哪個？

369
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:05,791
我就是…

370
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,250
站在橋上打手機的那個

371
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,125
蹦幾下給我看看

372
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,791
看見了嗎？

373
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:22,666
-行了
-怎麼樣？

374
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,791
可以了，知道了

375
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:24,708
好

376
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:36,833
妳好

377
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:41,041
手機

378
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,416
是不是外國人到中國
都愛穿成你這樣啊？

379
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,500
不是

380
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:53,000
妳怎麼知道我是外國人啊？

381
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,750
昨晚你送我回的家

382
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,125
昨天妳喝多了

383
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,583
吐了我一身

384
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,458
多虧妳那兩個朋友給妳打電話

385
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:04,916
我倆朋友？

386
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,458
你毀我

387
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,291
妳別跑啊

388
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:23,583
（中國中鋼集團公司）

389
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,791
妳還好吧？

390
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:31,708
讓一下

391
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,416
這是女廁所嗎？

392
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,416
大媽

393
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,458
幫個忙好不好？

394
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,541
-對啊，回去給你洗澡
-站住

395
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,583
姑娘…妳跑什麼妳啊？

396
00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,250
這年頭色狼也太囂張了

397
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,125
-站住
-站住

398
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:54,958
你給我站住

399
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,125
這不有見義勇為的嗎？

400
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,375
挺敏捷的啊

401
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:35,583
別過來，我這有炸彈

402
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:36,625
妳還本拉登呢

403
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,375
-不准動
-趕緊給她銬上

404
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,666
總算逮著妳了

405
00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:41,958
別動

406
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,666
你倆混蛋、王八蛋

407
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,125
行啊妳

408
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,750
灌高了妳還能跑出來

409
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,291
看來我真的不能給妳來素的

410
00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:49,458
就不能來素的

411
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,833
滾你混蛋

412
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:51,750
你放了我

413
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,583
大寶要是知道了，饒不了你

414
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:55,458
妳嚇死我了

415
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:57,250
大寶？好啊

416
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,625
我正等著他呢

417
00:24:58,708 --> 00:24:59,833
大寶在哪兒呢？

418
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,250
你們成天混一塊

419
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,666
我還找你要人呢

420
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,291
跟我裝傻是不是？

421
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,333
我就不信我問不出來妳

422
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,125
老五，帶走

423
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,166
放開我

424
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,833
放開我

425
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,541
你們去哪兒啊？

426
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:18,708
帶上我啊

427
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,166
小夏

428
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,625
行李

429
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:24,958
死咣咣、死老五

430
00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,583
掛了兩回的這哥們

431
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:27,791
是妳朋友啊？

432
00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:29,708
對啊

433
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,083
他是我新男朋友

434
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:32,333
親愛的

435
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,541
你快走，別管我了

436
00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:36,375
說什麼呢？亂七八糟的

437
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,916
品味不錯啊

438
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,416
咣咣，放了我吧

439
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:46,000
我把他押給你

440
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,666
他是我新男朋友，外國人

441
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:48,875
有的是錢

442
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,541
大寶那點錢你就別惦記了

443
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,791
別聽她的

444
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,416
我雖然是外國國籍

445
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,750
但是我不是有錢人

446
00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,791
你看我這鞋、我這褲子

447
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
包括我這背心

448
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:03,083
都是幾年前從國內帶出去的

449
00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:05,541
所以說我絕對不是有錢人

450
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,125
更不是她的男朋友

451
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:08,166
就是昨天晚上吧

452
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,125
親愛的

453
00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:11,250
你就別裝了，裝也沒用了

454
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,333
都這會兒了

455
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:13,500
誰是妳親愛的？

456
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:14,666
妳血口噴人

457
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,166
你怎麼翻臉不認人啊？

458
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,416
昨天晚上誰跟我
海誓山盟、有難同當來著？

459
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,291
你不就心疼你那點臭錢嘛

460
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,583
錢重要還是我重要啊？

461
00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:22,583
都不重要

462
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,208
沒跟妳海誓山盟，不是妳男朋友

463
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,916
你就是我男朋友，你姓崔

464
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,958
你塞浦路斯人

465
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,333
-你摳門
-我不摳門

466
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:30,500
我不是塞浦路斯人，我不姓崔

467
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,083
鬧夠了沒有？

468
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,958
你倆鬧夠了沒有？

469
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:36,000
鬧夠了沒有？

470
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,500
還沒完了你倆

471
00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:41,125
這是幹什麼呢？這幹什麼呢？

472
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,083
-我那個…手冷
-掏出來，你給我掏出來

473
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,166
-手冷
-鬆手

474
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,833
撒手，給我撒開

475
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,666
報警

476
00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:54,041
還911

477
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,875
我去你的吧

478
00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:57,791
你還真是個外國人

479
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,458
腦袋讓驢踢了吧？

480
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:00,666
咣哥

481
00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,750
911是火警

482
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,208
是他被踢了還是你被踢了？

483
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:06,666
屎貨

484
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,833
搜

485
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,166
你幹什麼？

486
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,041
死咣咣，你幹什麼？

487
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:12,958
你拿我鑰匙幹什麼？

488
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,208
給我放下

489
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,041
-沒東西了…
-死咣咣…

490
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,750
-什麼都沒有
-沒東西

491
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:18,875
-手紙
-這是什麼啊？

492
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:19,791
手紙

493
00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:21,208
-這是什麼？
-用過的

494
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,375
用過也要

495
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:27,125
給大寶打個電話

496
00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:30,208
他關機了，找不著他

497
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:31,791
行

498
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:33,416
嘴硬

499
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:37,333
我不餓死你倆

500
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:38,916
我也凍死你倆

501
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,583
凍死你倆

502
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,750
兩隻老虎…

503
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,791
-你們兩個笨蛋…
-跑不快

504
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,166
-跑不快…
-你給我回來

505
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,125
你們不得好死

506
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:54,083
你們出門被車撞死，喝水被水嗆死

507
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:55,541
回來啊

508
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,000
回來

509
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,541
英雄

510
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:00,416
壯士

511
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,833
放了我吧

512
00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:04,916
我們吧

513
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:06,541
放了你

514
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,125
沒你我會來這兒嗎？

515
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,500
沒你他們能找著我嗎？

516
00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:11,041
沒你我會這麼慘嗎？

517
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,208
都是你

518
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:13,541
少踢我

519
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,458
沒妳我能關在這兒嗎？

520
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:17,166
沒妳我能光成這樣嗎？

521
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,791
沒妳我能凍成這樣嗎？

522
00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:19,916
凍死我了

523
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,291
這是老五

524
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:24,500
這是咣咣

525
00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:26,125
停

526
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
這小子叫什麼？

527
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:31,958
這個叫大寶

528
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:33,000
大寶

529
00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:37,333
大寶天天見

530
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,000
大寶哪天見啊？

531
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,458
我們差了他多少錢啊？

532
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,791
也就幾萬塊錢

533
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,458
幾萬塊錢？

534
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:46,958
修嫦娥號

535
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,625
這是五年加起來的

536
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,375
就為了這幾萬塊錢

537
00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,916
就把我們後半生的幸福搶跑了

538
00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:01,375
使勁啊你

539
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,750
別著急…

540
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,916
別著急，來

541
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,750
肚子…妳…

542
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,666
-什麼啊？你收著啊
-肚子…

543
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,000
肚子卡住了

544
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,208
-收著
-但是…

545
00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:15,083
肉在這擺著呢，妳這是…

546
00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:17,291
使勁啊

547
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,416
妳不能這麼拽啊，這是人啊

548
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,625
這是肉體啊

549
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,958
想不想出來啊，你這人？

550
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,208
你待這你還是人嗎？

551
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:33,541
上

552
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,916
上

553
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,083
嗯，慢點

554
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:40,375
上

555
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,750
好咧，好

556
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:44,875
一二三

557
00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:50,375
壓著手了

558
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,625
-你幹嘛啊你？
-那個手機

559
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,416
都什麼樣子了還手機

560
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,750
還有卡呢

561
00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,291
使點勁啊

562
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:02,708
救命啊

563
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,375
有沒有人啊？

564
00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:06,708
救命

565
00:30:07,666 --> 00:30:09,875
救命啊

566
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,958
救命啊

567
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:14,958
有沒有人啊？

568
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:21,708
我有辦法了

569
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,291
我在電影裡看過

570
00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:26,958
用那濕衣服把這鐵條這麼一纏

571
00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:28,958
再拿棍子這麼一攪

572
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,791
這鐵條就能彎了

573
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:33,583
那脫吧

574
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,208
脫？脫什麼啊脫？

575
00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:37,458
這怎麼脫？

576
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:43,625
幹嘛？

577
00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:47,333
別打我主意啊

578
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,083
我沒得脫了

579
00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:56,875
我怎麼這麼倒楣啊？

580
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:05,000
一大老爺們還穿紅襪子

581
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:06,958
本命年

582
00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:08,125
48歲啊？

583
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,541
-36
-啊？

584
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:12,000
別啊了妳

585
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,291
趕緊弄吧

586
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:15,791
得是濕的

587
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,416
啊？

588
00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:21,375
唉呀

589
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,750
唉呀什麼啊？你快點啊

590
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,166
妳別打擾我，別打擾

591
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,250
從昨天晚上到現在沒喝水

592
00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:50,791
來…把著上邊

593
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,500
來，給你打開

594
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,208
壞了

595
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:43,583
錢沒了

596
00:32:45,416 --> 00:32:46,541
衣服在嗎？

597
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,916
衣服在

598
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,083
那穿上啊

599
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,291
我怎麼這麼倒楣啊？

600
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,541
回來離婚

601
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,250
剛一下飛機

602
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,458
店讓人賣了

603
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:13,958
想早點回去吧

604
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:16,583
這又碰上妳了

605
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,250
壞了

606
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,208
我護照也沒了

607
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:26,666
我的護照也沒了

608
00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:28,833
這不是害人嗎？

609
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:31,208
沒護照我怎麼回去啊？

610
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,666
這不是坑人嗎？

611
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,000
這幫人真孫子

612
00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:37,416
拿錢就拿錢吧

613
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,958
幹嘛還拿我們護照啊？

614
00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:40,333
妳別弄虛作假的了

615
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:41,666
就怨妳

616
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,000
四天之內我回不去

617
00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:45,125
店沒了

618
00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:46,583
我家沒了

619
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,541
我一切我都沒了

620
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,083
你們之間的事情你們解決啊

621
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,958
妳把我拉進來幹什麼啊？

622
00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,166
我拉你了嗎？

623
00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:58,208
是你自己要進來的

624
00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:02,000
-你幹嘛去啊？
-我報警

625
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,416
-你瘋了你？
-妳瘋了

626
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,750
我錢沒了，護照沒了
妳不讓我報警，妳瘋了

627
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,541
-你是不是著急回去？
-廢話

628
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,458
你想想看你就是個三無人員

629
00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:10,833
警察會信你嗎？

630
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:12,875
再說了

631
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,541
從立案、偵破到護照找回來

632
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,208
四天是不是早過了？

633
00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:19,958
是啊

634
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,166
對啊

635
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:25,791
你聽我說

636
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:28,166
這是一個洗浴中心更衣櫃的鑰匙

637
00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:30,416
你知道他們為什麼老追著我嗎？

638
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,958
我男朋友大寶和咣咣合開一修理廠

639
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:36,083
咣咣一直黑著大寶的錢

640
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,250
這次大寶就把他那筆錢拿回來了

641
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:39,708
咣咣就不依不饒的

642
00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:41,500
那筆錢

643
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,416
就在這更衣櫃裡

644
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,083
等會兒…妳坐…

645
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,333
這事

646
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,125
跟我有關係嗎？

647
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:57,666
本來

648
00:34:58,291 --> 00:34:59,625
我是想拿這筆錢

649
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:01,333
和大寶遠走高飛的

650
00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,791
不過看在咱倆患難的份上

651
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,500
你人也挺好的

652
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:06,916
算了

653
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,291
錢我不要了

654
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,000
給你換護照吧

655
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:12,416
謝謝

656
00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:14,666
只是這事還得你去辦

657
00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:16,916
為什麼？

658
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,125
這更衣櫃在男賓部

659
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,708
這混蛋大寶永遠關機

660
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:26,500
咣哥

661
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,625
你說大寶那孫子能把錢藏哪啊？

662
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,125
我怎麼會知道啊？

663
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:32,500
咣哥

664
00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,250
那幫搞裝修的

665
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:35,791
不會找上門來吧？

666
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:37,041
他們可都是有隊伍的

667
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,791
要是辦咱們搞汽修的

668
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,291
姥姥

669
00:35:54,791 --> 00:35:55,791
咣哥

670
00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:57,291
廁所沒紙了

671
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,333
咣哥？

672
00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:06,708
咣哥？

673
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,083
咣哥，廁所沒紙了

674
00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:15,500
咣哥？

675
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,583
咣哥？

676
00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:21,166
咣…

677
00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:22,666
擦擦

678
00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:25,000
錢不在我這兒

679
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,333
錢不在我這兒

680
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,375
別…

681
00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:31,583
在大寶那，錢在大寶那

682
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,333
小夏是大寶女朋友

683
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,416
找到小夏就能找到大寶

684
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,708
記住了，會員263

685
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:48,750
會員區啊

686
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:49,833
263

687
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,583
先生，您好

688
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:53,083
263

689
00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:54,416
男賓一位

690
00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:01,458
-先生，請留步
-263

691
00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,750
知道，請您先在這裡換拖鞋

692
00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:15,000
（會員區）

693
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:15,958
明兒吧

694
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,333
明兒給你辦了

695
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,708
沒問題…

696
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,291
這點小事也辦不了

697
00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:23,666
那這麼著吧

698
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:24,625
你等著

699
00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,125
我立馬過去

700
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:28,541
（非會員區）

701
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:05,333
（水晶島）

702
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:23,750
怪了

703
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,333
剛才還好好的

704
00:38:42,041 --> 00:38:43,166
先生，您有事嗎？

705
00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:45,666
沒事

706
00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:47,916
你有事嗎？

707
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,708
-沒事
-等會兒過來一下

708
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:50,958
好的，我馬上到

709
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,041
多少錢？

710
00:38:58,875 --> 00:38:59,875
問妳呢

711
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,083
多少錢？

712
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,875
滾

713
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,833
走吧

714
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,875
跟哥哥洗個澡去

715
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:09,750
滾

716
00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,125
來脾氣了是吧？

717
00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:15,958
哥哥教妳怎麼做人

718
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,833
知道哥哥是幹嘛的嗎？

719
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,583
老公

720
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,583
拿到了

721
00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:23,583
太好了

722
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:24,958
走

723
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,708
鮑魚真好吃啊

724
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:39,875
再來一份

725
00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:42,125
服務生

726
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,541
這…

727
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,416
換回護照的

728
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,541
服務生，買單

729
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:57,166
（記者工作證）

730
00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,000
怎麼了？

731
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:16,041
錢不夠了吧？

732
00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,208
坐下

733
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,333
你們到底是幹嘛的啊？

734
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,791
-肯定是你拿錯了
-我沒拿錯，妳告訴的

735
00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:32,750
會員區263

736
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,500
-那錢呢？
-我還問妳呢？

737
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,041
這東西到底是不是大寶的？

738
00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:38,375
你傻啊你

739
00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:40,041
大寶要有這個能怕咣咣他們嗎？

740
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,708
肯定是你老花眼看錯了

741
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,625
我沒看錯

742
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,750
會員區263

743
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,916
鑰匙不好使，生生讓我拽開的

744
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:46,875
拽開？

745
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:47,791
您好

746
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,375
您今天一共消費了2580元

747
00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:54,625
我們一會還要再點點菜

748
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:55,583
稍後埋單

749
00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:56,583
好的

750
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:04,166
認識妳不到一天的功夫

751
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,625
死罪都犯了

752
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:08,041
妳居然讓我幫妳偷槍

753
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:10,500
現在最重要的問題是怎麼埋單

754
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,625
不然沒給警察帶走，也被廚子打死了

755
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:15,708
湊湊吧

756
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,041
這個墜值頓飯錢吧？

757
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:22,916
賣了我也不能賣了它

758
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,208
我媽的嫁妝

759
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,250
留給我前妻的

760
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,375
那怎麼在你這？

761
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,500
前妻嘛

762
00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:29,750
你聽我的嗎？

763
00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:30,666
不聽

764
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:32,500
那就等警察來吧

765
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:34,791
聽

766
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:44,083
你是經理吧？

767
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,666
是…妳好

768
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:47,458
我們是《工商時報》的記者

769
00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:49,208
我姓紀，這是我們曾副主編

770
00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:50,166
妳好

771
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:51,208
你好

772
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,250
最近有很多讀者反映了

773
00:42:55,416 --> 00:42:56,750
本市多家的飯店

774
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,666
由於不明原因引起食物中毒

775
00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:00,125
這後果極其嚴重

776
00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:01,625
影響極其惡劣

777
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,458
我們今天也就是剛出差回來

778
00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,083
撞上了，還真不是特意來暗訪的

779
00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:08,000
是吧？

780
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,583
怎麼這麼不小心呢？

781
00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:17,375
不好意思

782
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:18,375
不好意思了

783
00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:22,791
買單吧

784
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:25,833
你看多少錢

785
00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:27,541
算了吧…

786
00:43:27,916 --> 00:43:29,833
這單免了吧

787
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:45,166
緊急插播一條協查通報

788
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,125
近日

789
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:48,541
我警方破獲一起假扮公務人員

790
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:50,958
詐騙及搶劫的團夥犯罪案件

791
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:53,083
主要犯罪分子悉數落網

792
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:54,666
警方在搜繳犯罪分子

793
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,541
作案工具的過程中發現

794
00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:58,125
一個藏匿作案工具

795
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,666
同時又是本案物證的更衣櫃被撬

796
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:03,125
竊賊徒手撬開更衣櫃

797
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,916
盜走黑色手提包一個

798
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,416
內有重要物證

799
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,750
據目擊顧客稱

800
00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:10,416
犯罪分子囂張程度令人髮指

801
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,583
該浴城違章安裝的攝像頭

802
00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:14,333
正好拍下了犯罪全過程

803
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,500
及犯罪分子的正面圖像

804
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:21,083
（非會員區）

805
00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:25,083
您好，國際足聯…

806
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,833
你個大笨蛋

807
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:31,875
咱們沒事吧？

808
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:33,250
去上交吧

809
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:38,333
我聽說國內對我們華僑有優惠政策

810
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,208
妳幫我分析分析

811
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,958
像我這種情況

812
00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,500
如果上交的話

813
00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,708
會不會從輕處理啊？

814
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:01,333
小夏

815
00:45:01,708 --> 00:45:02,916
人在這兒呢

816
00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:06,125
怎麼什麼人都追妳啊？

817
00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,125
追啊

818
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,375
追

819
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,541
-快
-跑啊

820
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:15,458
快

821
00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,041
-跑啊
-快

822
00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:48,166
後退

823
00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,041
佛門聖地

824
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,041
不能殺生

825
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,750
佛門聖地也不能追女的呢

826
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,958
臭流氓

827
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:56,250
朋友

828
00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:57,583
你混哪個山頭的？

829
00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:58,625
咱們認識嗎？

830
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,166
花果山的，不認識

831
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,083
不認識，你走

832
00:46:02,416 --> 00:46:03,541
把妞給我留下

833
00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:04,750
她對我很重要

834
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:05,750
就不給你這個妞

835
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:07,041
她對我更重要

836
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:08,208
朋友

837
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:10,916
我這幫兄弟可都指著她吃飯呢

838
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:12,625
我全指著她回家呢

839
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:13,583
你傻啊你？

840
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:14,750
這麼大人不認識家啊？

841
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:16,125
後退

842
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,916
再後退

843
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:20,666
轉身

844
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:38,416
追

845
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:46,000
（北京市自來水集團）

846
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,750
謝謝

847
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:54,500
剛才你還挺爺們的

848
00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:58,083
跟電影裡學的

849
00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:13,041
這些人為什麼也追妳啊？

850
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,291
應該是為那筆錢吧

851
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,083
那咱們就在這兒待一宿啊？

852
00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:24,625
再待一會兒

853
00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,541
等他們走了

854
00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:28,208
我領你去個地方

855
00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,458
這什麼地方啊？

856
00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:35,666
這是我和大寶的家

857
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,333
那…那是什麼地方？

858
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,000
那是我朋友家

859
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:41,541
我幫她看房子

860
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:50,916
隨便坐吧

861
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,791
有水，自己倒

862
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,750
咣咣、老五那智商

863
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,875
打死他們也想不到

864
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:00,625
我們會到這兒來

865
00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:07,833
夏，剛才在路上我想了個辦法

866
00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:10,458
妳幫我分析分析，看看行不行

867
00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:14,875
明天啊

868
00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:18,708
我想把槍再還回洗浴中心

869
00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:21,750
然後給派出所打個電話

870
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:23,416
就說槍還在

871
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,666
這是一場誤會

872
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:26,708
他即便不信

873
00:48:26,791 --> 00:48:27,958
咱槍在這兒呢

874
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,333
他也不會抓我

875
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:33,333
如果順便再把咱們這個錢拿回來

876
00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:34,541
換回護照

877
00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:36,166
那不更是錦上添花嗎？

878
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:39,250
你去？

879
00:48:40,666 --> 00:48:41,666
你還？

880
00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:44,166
你自投羅網？

881
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,500
洗浴中心誰不認識你啊？

882
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,083
是啊

883
00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:54,291
對啊

884
00:49:02,541 --> 00:49:03,791
我想起個人來

885
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,791
人生就是一杯苦酒

886
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,333
別人看見我的時候

887
00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,000
都是我風光的一面

888
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,791
其實我的感情也受到過傷害

889
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:24,333
直到遇見了妳

890
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,458
群老師，我…

891
00:49:32,541 --> 00:49:33,875
妳什麼都不用說

892
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:36,500
我懂

893
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,583
我們搞藝術的

894
00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:41,791
都有一顆容易受傷的…

895
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:46,750
心靈的傷害

896
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,458
我會永遠地照顧妳

897
00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:02,791
接電話啊這個混蛋

898
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,125
你怎麼罵人呢？

899
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,208
那個…我是老崔

900
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:07,458
你在哪兒呢？

901
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,458
你是沒走還是又回來了？

902
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:13,750
你就別問了

903
00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,250
你在哪兒呢？我找你去

904
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,375
別…

905
00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:17,875
我正拍著呢

906
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:18,958
拍著呢

907
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,666
明天早晨到劇組來找我

908
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,958
就這麼著…

909
00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:37,333
我剛才說到哪兒了？

910
00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,250
啊？

911
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,500
老崔

912
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,291
你明天拿了護照就走了？

913
00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:51,291
塞浦路斯

914
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:54,500
塞浦路斯什麼樣？

915
00:50:55,541 --> 00:50:56,583
挺好的

916
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:57,958
暖和

917
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:03,041
那你這次回來是…

918
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,583
主要是離婚吧

919
00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:13,541
在國外幹了七年的餐館

920
00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:16,000
本打算…

921
00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:17,416
賺點錢

922
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,083
把老婆接出去

923
00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:23,083
前些日子老婆告訴我說她懷孕了

924
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:28,416
孩子不是我的

925
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,958
你恨她嗎？

926
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,750
談不上吧

927
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,125
什麼事都不是偶然的

928
00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:39,583
她這麼做

929
00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,333
肯定有她這麼做的道理

930
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,333
你就是太老實了

931
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:45,041
你老婆太不像話了

932
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:46,916
你掙錢也是為她好啊

933
00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,250
小夏

934
00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:54,375
妳那個大寶對妳怎麼樣？

935
00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:58,833
還行吧

936
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:01,083
我跟大寶商量好了

937
00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,416
等我們有點錢了呢

938
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:04,583
就開個火鍋店

939
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,416
我最喜歡吃火鍋了

940
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:07,458
好啊

941
00:52:15,083 --> 00:52:16,083
小夏

942
00:52:17,541 --> 00:52:19,166
妳給我換護照的錢

943
00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:20,875
不是準備開店的吧？

944
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,791
這個

945
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,458
你不用操心了

946
00:52:32,166 --> 00:52:33,458
小夏，妳啊

947
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,666
就是個刀子嘴豆腐心

948
00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:37,916
其實妳挺仗義的

949
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,250
我碰上妳啊

950
00:52:40,416 --> 00:52:42,083
也算是不幸中的萬幸

951
00:52:48,416 --> 00:52:50,250
睡吧，明兒還得早起呢

952
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,416
對了

953
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,625
明兒你就穿大寶的衣服出門吧

954
00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:57,583
大白天的，省得人認出你來

955
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:17,041
誰啊？

956
00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,250
崔國慶

957
00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:26,541
你小子

958
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:28,625
怎麼了？

959
00:53:29,291 --> 00:53:30,208
怎麼了？

960
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,458
這麼早就來了

961
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,541
我有急事

962
00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:33,583
有什麼急事？

963
00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:35,000
組裡有規定，外人不許隨便進

964
00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:36,041
我是外人嗎？

965
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:43,333
趕緊倒回去

966
00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:44,416
快進去

967
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:46,291
對不起…

968
00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:51,125
那個

969
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:52,791
這是我女朋友

970
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:54,041
-妳好
-崔老師

971
00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:55,958
崔老師，您好

972
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,250
妳好

973
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,083
打擾了

974
00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:06,250
-小夏
-妳好

975
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:07,208
群導

976
00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:08,708
-你好
-妳好…

977
00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:09,833
坐…

978
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,791
腰怎麼了？

979
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,666
褲子有點瘦

980
00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:18,750
你啊

981
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:20,291
還得幫我個忙

982
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:21,958
這忙我可以幫

983
00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:23,416
借錢可沒有

984
00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:25,291
跟錢沒關係

985
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:28,833
你上一澡堂子幫我拿點東西

986
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,416
不，我這走不開

987
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,666
我得拍戲

988
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,541
再說你為什麼不可以去啊？

989
00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:37,000
我不方便

990
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:39,208
我要方便我能找你嗎？

991
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:43,791
那讓她去

992
00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:45,916
男澡堂子啊

993
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:48,875
那…

994
00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:50,666
那我從攝製組裡給你找一個人

995
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:51,666
不…不行

996
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,708
這事就天知、地知、你知、我知

997
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,083
完了她知

998
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:00,250
還是你去

999
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,541
我是藝術家

1000
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,416
咱可以塑造啊

1001
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,083
塑造啊

1002
00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:11,333
來…

1003
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:14,208
一進門左手邊

1004
00:55:14,291 --> 00:55:15,833
有一個洗手間

1005
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,916
把東西放那最好

1006
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:21,125
眼鏡

1007
00:55:21,833 --> 00:55:23,375
別忘了妳是男的

1008
00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:28,333
行

1009
00:55:37,666 --> 00:55:41,166
（通緝令）

1010
00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:54,875
他一個人來的

1011
00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,666
他從那邊繞過來，從那邊進來

1012
00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,375
直接走到那就換鞋去了

1013
00:55:58,625 --> 00:55:59,875
他說他是會員

1014
00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:02,583
但不知道為什麼卻進了非會員區

1015
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:06,041
不好意思，先生，我們今天不營業

1016
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,375
哪天營業啊？

1017
00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:13,041
停業整頓
我們也不知道什麼時候開門

1018
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,375
那你去問問警察吧

1019
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:18,583
他同意了你就拿走

1020
00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:19,750
那妳幫我說說

1021
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,000
憑什麼啊？

1022
00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:25,416
您看您這兒不開張

1023
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,208
我東西就拿不出來是不是？

1024
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:28,416
還得報警？

1025
00:56:28,541 --> 00:56:30,708
再說了，你們這兒人我都認識

1026
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:31,916
數妳最漂亮

1027
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:32,958
妳人最好

1028
00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:34,458
您跟警察叔叔說說吧

1029
00:56:34,541 --> 00:56:35,791
幫我把東西拿了

1030
00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,500
你就不用跟我在這兒貧了

1031
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:40,125
我真著急

1032
00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:41,833
那東西我特重要

1033
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
這麼快啊

1034
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,541
錢拿到了嗎？

1035
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,250
停業整頓，都是警察

1036
00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,250
進不去

1037
00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:06,583
放心吧

1038
00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:07,708
槍給扔了

1039
00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:09,833
錢怎麼辦呢？

1040
00:57:11,625 --> 00:57:12,791
看看有沒有後門

1041
00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:13,750
走

1042
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,041
我必須得進去啊

1043
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:24,541
不行

1044
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:25,958
太危險了

1045
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,958
想個別的辦法吧

1046
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:31,083
再危險也得去

1047
00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:32,500
夏

1048
00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:36,041
因為我這護照

1049
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,625
給妳添這麼大的麻煩

1050
00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,125
對不起

1051
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,041
行了

1052
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,625
-你別管了
-夏

1053
00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:45,958
妳要是被抓了

1054
00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:49,375
把我也供出去

1055
00:57:52,416 --> 00:57:54,041
有罪咱們一塊擔著

1056
00:57:58,416 --> 00:58:00,291
行了，你別烏鴉嘴了

1057
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,125
希望大家多多注意…

1058
00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:13,083
您看這地方數你最有面子了

1059
00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:14,333
你跟警察叔叔說說

1060
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,166
別提球啊，一提都是眼淚

1061
00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:23,500
你幹什麼的？

1062
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:26,416
這不讓進，你不知道嗎？

1063
00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,666
這是火機

1064
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
不是槍

1065
00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:42,125
把槍放下，別動

1066
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,708
-把槍放下
-放下槍，別動

1067
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:44,625
把他帶走

1068
00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:46,250
-快點
-快點把槍放下

1069
00:58:46,541 --> 00:58:47,916
-別動
-站住

1070
00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:49,333
站住

1071
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:50,500
-把槍放下
-快點

1072
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,333
夏

1073
00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:19,083
咱們什麼時候換護照去？

1074
00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:20,333
馬上…

1075
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:27,125
這大寶還挺心細的

1076
00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:29,458
還配個驗鈔機

1077
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,833
富蘭克林

1078
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:37,250
你這個老頭

1079
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:40,458
為了你，我們費了多大的周折

1080
00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:42,375
57

1081
00:59:42,875 --> 00:59:44,083
58…

1082
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,416
…65…

1083
00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:57,291
小老頭呢？

1084
00:59:57,875 --> 00:59:58,958
什麼小老頭？

1085
00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:00,583
妳看啊

1086
01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:02,500
這是一個大老頭

1087
01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,083
裡邊應該有個小老頭

1088
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:05,833
沒小老頭

1089
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:15,500
假的

1090
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,958
妳看，全是假的

1091
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:26,083
大寶被人騙了

1092
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,583
還錢！

1093
01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:32,666
我沒錢，我一搞裝修的

1094
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:33,625
說啊

1095
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,958
就他媽你欠我修車的錢

1096
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:37,416
你給我還錢…

1097
01:00:47,541 --> 01:00:48,375
走

1098
01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:49,500
假的

1099
01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:50,875
假的

1100
01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:53,333
來人啊

1101
01:00:56,083 --> 01:00:57,083
站住

1102
01:00:57,458 --> 01:00:58,666
給我追

1103
01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:02,250
站住

1104
01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,083
追那邊

1105
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:21,000
閃開

1106
01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:34,166
-站住
-等等

1107
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:37,083
我抓賊，你們給我閃開

1108
01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:11,875
您好，您所撥打的電話已關機

1109
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,125
抱歉，你所撥打…

1110
01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:15,208
這大寶呢？

1111
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,083
他們現在肯定到處找我

1112
01:02:18,166 --> 01:02:19,458
我就沒法露面了

1113
01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,541
記住了，會員區263

1114
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:23,500
別害怕

1115
01:02:23,666 --> 01:02:25,333
這錢是我們今天追回來的

1116
01:02:25,416 --> 01:02:26,416
我把它扣下了

1117
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,916
這是我這幾年應得的

1118
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,041
記住，拿到錢以後馬上給我打電話

1119
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,125
我在旅館等妳，不能找咣咣

1120
01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:33,208
最近妳也不能回家

1121
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,333
到時候我再給妳解釋

1122
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:41,958
小夏，我向妳保證

1123
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:45,166
他們倆肯定不知道這是假錢

1124
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:46,625
另外妳想

1125
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:48,458
咱們是一手交錢

1126
01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:49,875
一手換護照

1127
01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:52,333
等他們發現了，黃花菜都涼了

1128
01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:57,208
準備出發

1129
01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:06,791
回頭妳跟大寶到別的城市開個火鍋店

1130
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,166
我回塞浦路斯

1131
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,958
等他們知道這是假錢了

1132
01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:15,666
我們分別已經無影無蹤了

1133
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,500
小夏

1134
01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:40,708
小夏

1135
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:04,500
咣咣嗎？

1136
01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:06,041
-是我
-我是老崔

1137
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:06,958
老崔

1138
01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:08,291
就是掛好幾回那個

1139
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:09,333
好幾回

1140
01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:11,083
你不是想要大寶的錢嗎？

1141
01:04:11,166 --> 01:04:13,083
不瞞你說，錢就在我這兒

1142
01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:14,166
可以馬上給你

1143
01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,291
但是有個條件

1144
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:16,333
條件？

1145
01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:17,625
得把護照還我

1146
01:04:17,708 --> 01:04:18,833
-護照？
-對

1147
01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:20,291
塞浦路斯的護照

1148
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:22,708
你們也太無聊了

1149
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:23,958
偷一個無辜人的護照

1150
01:04:24,041 --> 01:04:25,375
你們覺得有意思嗎？

1151
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:26,916
好了，不說了

1152
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,166
在哪兒見面吧？

1153
01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:41,250
誰啊？

1154
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:42,500
是我

1155
01:04:58,625 --> 01:04:59,625
妳怎麼才來？

1156
01:05:02,791 --> 01:05:03,666
大寶

1157
01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:05,416
錢是假的

1158
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,458
妳說什麼？

1159
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:15,041
錢我都取出來了

1160
01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:17,458
一萬美金可都是假鈔

1161
01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:22,666
妳是不是在逗我啊？

1162
01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,541
真的，大寶，你被人騙了

1163
01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:26,125
咱們走吧，咱們離開這兒吧

1164
01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:27,125
趕緊走吧

1165
01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:39,125
妳是怎麼取的？

1166
01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:41,125
跟一個朋友

1167
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:42,750
朋友？

1168
01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:46,041
誰啊？

1169
01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:49,166
說啊！

1170
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,125
大寶

1171
01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:02,208
妳被人調包了，知道嗎？

1172
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,000
他不可能調包的！

1173
01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:06,208
妳怎麼知道沒被調包？

1174
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:07,375
說啊

1175
01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:08,958
我告訴妳

1176
01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:10,416
少他媽跟我廢話

1177
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,916
趕緊把東西給我找回來

1178
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:12,916
聽見沒有？

1179
01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:39,291
你好啊，懸掛人

1180
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,791
上次我是給你倆開了個玩笑

1181
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:44,458
我知道你倆能跑出來

1182
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:46,041
沒生我氣吧？

1183
01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:47,916
無聊

1184
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:50,916
錢

1185
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,291
我的護照呢？

1186
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,500
那我得先看看錢

1187
01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:07,875
一手交錢，一手交貨

1188
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:15,750
抓住他

1189
01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:24,750
抓住他

1190
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,000
抓住他

1191
01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:28,041
這可是你自己掉的啊

1192
01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:29,791
跟我沒關係，把護照還我

1193
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,083
護你大爺的照

1194
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:32,833
-快點…
-站住

1195
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:35,416
抓住他…

1196
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,916
抓住他…

1197
01:07:38,791 --> 01:07:40,000
抓住他

1198
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:42,500
停

1199
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,375
停

1200
01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:45,500
導演

1201
01:07:45,916 --> 01:07:47,208
今兒戲還行吧？

1202
01:07:48,083 --> 01:07:49,375
表演還是概念化了

1203
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:53,083
人物內心世界的情感的表達

1204
01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:54,375
我覺得還是

1205
01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:56,458
你喊早了你

1206
01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:58,291
你喊早了

1207
01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:00,875
你喊早了你

1208
01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:02,541
（北京晨虹果業）

1209
01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:04,416
咣哥，找著了

1210
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,125
（北京德泰誠商貿有限公司）

1211
01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:27,375
對不起

1212
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:30,750
假錢丟了

1213
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:33,291
護照也沒換回來

1214
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,791
護照一直在我身上

1215
01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:46,500
對不起

1216
01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:58,666
對不起就完了？

1217
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:01,708
騙子

1218
01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:02,791
大騙子

1219
01:09:04,041 --> 01:09:05,750
大個超級女騙子

1220
01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:09,083
妳一直在利用我

1221
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,125
妳一直利用我，我全明白了

1222
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,666
妳一直在利用我

1223
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,958
我招妳惹妳了

1224
01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:16,250
妳一直在利用我

1225
01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:17,250
啊？

1226
01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:18,375
啊？

1227
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:20,041
啊？

1228
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,041
我真的需要人幫我

1229
01:09:24,291 --> 01:09:26,208
我知道你是個好人

1230
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:29,166
好人就能這麼騙嗎？

1231
01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:33,708
再見

1232
01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:38,583
永別

1233
01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:43,333
我做錯了什麼？

1234
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,375
都怪我

1235
01:09:49,166 --> 01:09:50,208
妳還哭？

1236
01:09:52,083 --> 01:09:53,625
妳還有臉哭？

1237
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,666
妳還覺著委屈了

1238
01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,166
是吧？

1239
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,083
應該哭的是我

1240
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,250
我讓人護照藏起來了

1241
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:04,666
我回不去家了

1242
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,083
我店讓人賣了

1243
01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:08,958
我讓人騙得欲哭無淚，我…

1244
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:10,833
我幫大寶拿錢

1245
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:12,166
他打我

1246
01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,583
那是你們之間的事，跟我沒關係

1247
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,958
我幫你還槍

1248
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:19,208
你也罵我

1249
01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:23,125
我做錯什麼了？

1250
01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,916
所有人都怪我

1251
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:28,208
我錯了

1252
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,083
全世界都怪我

1253
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:37,791
妳別哭了，行不行？

1254
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,083
別哭了，好不好？

1255
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,666
來，喝水

1256
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,500
妳別裝啊

1257
01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:00,041
妳別嚇我啊

1258
01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:01,916
小夏

1259
01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:04,375
小夏

1260
01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:18,208
你是病人家屬嗎？

1261
01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:20,083
是

1262
01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:21,833
她懷孕了

1263
01:11:22,791 --> 01:11:24,125
昏迷是因為貧血

1264
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:26,375
再加上精神緊張、飲酒

1265
01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:27,666
這都是誘因

1266
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,958
照顧好病人是你的責任

1267
01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,375
你比她大那麼多

1268
01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,166
她不懂，你還不懂啊？

1269
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,166
（護士站）

1270
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,666
你有錢了，老崔？

1271
01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:44,666
你哪來的錢給我看病？

1272
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:48,708
妳打算怎麼辦，這孩子？

1273
01:11:51,041 --> 01:11:51,958
不知道

1274
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,541
再想想吧

1275
01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:57,083
聽說生孩子特疼是吧

1276
01:11:57,625 --> 01:11:59,291
我也沒什麼經驗啊

1277
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:02,583
老崔，你的墜呢？

1278
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,250
生小孩

1279
01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:08,875
肯定不能一點不疼

1280
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:11,583
我問你墜呢？

1281
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,583
也不能太疼

1282
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,250
你是不是把它賣了？

1283
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:24,500
你不說賣了你也不能賣了它嗎？

1284
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,541
我沒它好賣

1285
01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:33,500
（住院處）

1286
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,958
你幹嘛去啊？

1287
01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:41,916
取藥

1288
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,208
藥不在這兒嗎？

1289
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,375
我前妻和她丈夫

1290
01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:46,333
老崔

1291
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,500
真巧啊

1292
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:50,833
老崔

1293
01:12:51,791 --> 01:12:52,708
好久不見了

1294
01:12:56,583 --> 01:12:57,875
你們倆認識啊？

1295
01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,833
你可真夠仗義的

1296
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,375
妳是誰家小孩啊？

1297
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:02,708
沒大沒小的

1298
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:04,500
我是崔家的啊

1299
01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:05,833
我是老崔女朋友

1300
01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:07,625
老崔

1301
01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:10,333
剛單身就交個美女啊

1302
01:13:11,541 --> 01:13:12,833
老崔沒跟妳說嗎？

1303
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,583
我們都好了小一年了

1304
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:17,416
妳不會看不上我們這些
傍大款的女人吧？

1305
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:18,791
他算什麼大款啊？

1306
01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:20,791
最多也就是個大爺

1307
01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:22,708
大爺好啊

1308
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,666
大爺會疼人啊

1309
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:25,875
老崔可會疼我了

1310
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:27,500
有空就飛回來陪我

1311
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,791
妳也有小寶寶了？

1312
01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:32,291
老崔

1313
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:34,916
明年這時候就跟我們小崔
可以定娃娃親了

1314
01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:36,500
看妳的樣子

1315
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:37,791
閨女應該不錯喔

1316
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,041
誰說我非生閨女了？

1317
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,500
誰說我非生閨女？

1318
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,125
我非生個閨女給妳看看

1319
01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:46,541
兒子

1320
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:47,833
我沒說什麼啊

1321
01:13:47,916 --> 01:13:49,208
怎麼就急了呢？

1322
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:50,416
別急啊

1323
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,916
行了…走吧

1324
01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:54,875
怎麼樣？解氣吧

1325
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:57,000
我不光是一累贅吧

1326
01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:58,250
行了

1327
01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:01,000
別繃著了

1328
01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:02,583
心裡暗爽吧？

1329
01:14:03,291 --> 01:14:04,291
不跟妳說了

1330
01:14:18,416 --> 01:14:19,333
小夏

1331
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:25,750
我就不上去了

1332
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:28,958
你簽完票還回來嗎？

1333
01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:33,750
他們還能找妳嗎？

1334
01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:37,791
他們知道錢不在我這兒

1335
01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:49,000
你這是幹嘛？

1336
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:50,208
給孩子的

1337
01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:54,250
拿著

1338
01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:07,791
老崔

1339
01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:09,791
如果來得及

1340
01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:12,041
能回來給我做頓飯嗎？

1341
01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:17,125
時間緊了點

1342
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:19,541
得了吧

1343
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,291
肯定你手藝不怎麼樣

1344
01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:22,375
不敢給我做吧？

1345
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:25,916
再見

1346
01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:28,375
（定福莊北里二號院）

1347
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:29,958
老崔

1348
01:15:32,125 --> 01:15:33,541
我能問你個問題嗎？

1349
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:36,000
箱子那麼沉

1350
01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,458
幹嘛不拖著走啊？

1351
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,500
費轂轆

1352
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:46,333
走吧

1353
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:05,958
誰啊？

1354
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,541
老崔

1355
01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:12,833
妳不是說我手藝不行嗎？

1356
01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:14,375
我露兩手

1357
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,208
今兒真是太意外了

1358
01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,291
太感人了

1359
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,583
太感人了

1360
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,833
你煩不煩啊？

1361
01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:31,166
這書本來就感人嘛

1362
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,041
咣哥，我發現你冷血動物

1363
01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,000
你個屎貨

1364
01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:37,708
咣胖子，你別鬧

1365
01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:38,875
我都拉外邊了

1366
01:16:39,541 --> 01:16:40,750
你給我閉嘴！

1367
01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:53,375
（聲音）

1368
01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:54,708
（電話錄音一）

1369
01:16:54,791 --> 01:16:56,375
-祝你生日…
-祝你生日…

1370
01:16:58,833 --> 01:16:59,708
（電話錄音二）

1371
01:16:59,791 --> 01:17:00,625
說吧

1372
01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:01,625
春都旅館

1373
01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:02,791
2006房間

1374
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:04,750
我知道了，拿了錢我馬上去找你

1375
01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,041
-愛妳
-我也愛你

1376
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,375
說吧

1377
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,500
春都旅館

1378
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:11,625
2006房間

1379
01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:13,583
我知道了，拿了錢我馬上去找你

1380
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:14,958
-愛妳
-我也愛你

1381
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,333
咣哥

1382
01:17:20,416 --> 01:17:22,208
我跟你說了你就不信

1383
01:17:22,291 --> 01:17:24,291
真的這書寫得特感人

1384
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:26,791
你看這結尾寫的…

1385
01:17:27,541 --> 01:17:28,583
想不到

1386
01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:30,208
都死了

1387
01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:32,291
咣…

1388
01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:34,875
擦擦

1389
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:48,958
老崔

1390
01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,375
祝你在那邊萬事如意，上庭成功

1391
01:17:52,291 --> 01:17:53,333
妳不能喝酒

1392
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:54,750
為什麼啊？

1393
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:56,916
孩子

1394
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:00,708
你知道嗎？

1395
01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:01,958
你這人有個優點

1396
01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:03,875
你膽小

1397
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:07,416
我聽著怎麼不像誇我啊？

1398
01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:10,583
就是有安全感啊

1399
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:21,416
老崔

1400
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:24,083
我想把孩子打掉

1401
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:33,958
我老婆過去也懷過孕

1402
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,666
那孩子要留著的話

1403
01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:39,125
我們就不至於離婚

1404
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:47,791
以後打算怎麼辦？

1405
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:51,083
以後的事誰知道呢？

1406
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:52,541
再說吧

1407
01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:55,291
反正不管怎麼樣

1408
01:18:56,208 --> 01:18:57,125
要學好

1409
01:18:58,500 --> 01:18:59,916
要不然可惜了

1410
01:19:02,583 --> 01:19:04,458
你這人說話怎麼跟我爸似的

1411
01:19:04,916 --> 01:19:05,791
爭取吧

1412
01:19:08,375 --> 01:19:09,583
你也聽我說一句話

1413
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:10,916
你得學壞點

1414
01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:12,458
你這人太老實了

1415
01:19:12,541 --> 01:19:13,625
讓人欺負

1416
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:16,458
盡量

1417
01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,041
妳這什麼邏輯啊？

1418
01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:27,875
這個給你

1419
01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:29,458
幹嘛？

1420
01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:32,708
你的手機讓咣咣給砸了

1421
01:19:33,666 --> 01:19:34,666
賠你一個

1422
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:41,416
回去吧

1423
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:42,916
涼

1424
01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:45,041
我送你去機場

1425
01:19:45,666 --> 01:19:46,583
行了

1426
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:47,833
妳可別送了

1427
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:50,583
妳要送指不定又出什麼事了

1428
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,125
還是讓我順順當當地回去吧

1429
01:19:54,541 --> 01:19:55,625
你真煩

1430
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:58,291
怎麼還躲呢？以後踢不著你了

1431
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,208
抱抱我

1432
01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:31,083
行了…你走吧

1433
01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:39,750
孩子

1434
01:20:40,625 --> 01:20:41,666
再見了

1435
01:20:43,875 --> 01:20:45,291
你媽脾氣不好

1436
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:48,958
別惹你媽生氣

1437
01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:53,375
讓你媽每天高高興興的

1438
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:56,541
然後你們娘兒倆開個火鍋店

1439
01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:00,000
回頭崔大爺

1440
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,333
給你們打工來

1441
01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:04,333
你真磨嘰

1442
01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,208
走吧

1443
01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:17,791
老崔

1444
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:20,708
拖著箱子走

1445
01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:24,666
費轂轆

1446
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:26,416
你不嫌費力氣啊？

1447
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,791
我有的是力氣

1448
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,291
拖著

1449
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,166
笨蛋

1450
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,250
（歡迎使用，中國移動）

1451
01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:29,833
女士先生們請注意

1452
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:35,875
由洛杉磯飛抵的CA9017航班

1453
01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:39,083
目前正在著陸…

1454
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:40,208
謝謝

1455
01:23:12,583 --> 01:23:13,458
錢呢？

1456
01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:15,333
老崔呢？

1457
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,916
誰啊？

1458
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:33,000
老崔，你別來

1459
01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:35,500
-快走
-老崔，小夏在我手裡

1460
01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:37,958
-你別管我…
-40分鐘內趕到角樓

1461
01:23:38,458 --> 01:23:39,958
如果來不了的話

1462
01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:41,625
你就等著收屍吧

1463
01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:42,708
你誰啊？

1464
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,083
你猜

1465
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:01,875
喂？

1466
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:03,916
-我到了
-一個人嗎？

1467
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,500
-是
-報警了嗎？

1468
01:24:05,625 --> 01:24:06,916
肯定沒報警

1469
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,666
-小夏在哪兒呢？
-抬頭看

1470
01:24:09,708 --> 01:24:11,291
老崔，你快走啊

1471
01:24:15,333 --> 01:24:16,750
你這個笨蛋，你回來幹什麼？

1472
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,083
誰讓你回來啊？

1473
01:24:18,583 --> 01:24:19,541
咣咣

1474
01:24:19,791 --> 01:24:20,625
懸掛人

1475
01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:21,916
又見面了

1476
01:24:22,166 --> 01:24:23,041
咣咣

1477
01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:28,250
老崔是吧？

1478
01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:30,125
我問你，錢呢？

1479
01:24:30,791 --> 01:24:31,875
錢，錢在這兒

1480
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:33,583
大寶，你放了他

1481
01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:35,125
他跟這事沒關係

1482
01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:37,041
大寶…

1483
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,791
我…我說的是美金

1484
01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:43,000
你還裝…

1485
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,333
大寶，那錢是假的

1486
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:45,458
老崔他沒拿

1487
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:47,416
-妳把嘴給我閉上，閉上
-他沒拿

1488
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,541
你跟我說那一萬美金呢？

1489
01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:53,750
沒拿到錢，你往國外跑什麼你？

1490
01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:55,333
-老五
-咣哥，我來接你來了

1491
01:24:55,416 --> 01:24:56,708
-什麼？
-我來接你來了

1492
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:57,916
-大寶，你放了他
-說！

1493
01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,333
你放開他

1494
01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:00,958
-跟我反了妳
-你這個騙子

1495
01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:02,416
我跟妳說過多少次了？

1496
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,708
妳把嘴給我閉上

1497
01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,750
大寶，她懷孕了…

1498
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:06,958
-什麼？
-她懷孕了

1499
01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:08,333
你他媽閃開

1500
01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,083
你拿完我錢

1501
01:25:10,166 --> 01:25:11,916
-你還睡我女人
-大寶

1502
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,375
大寶，你這個騙子

1503
01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:14,458
你騙我

1504
01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,208
-到底怎麼回事？
-大寶，你這個大混蛋

1505
01:25:17,291 --> 01:25:18,625
你大混蛋，你大…

1506
01:25:19,833 --> 01:25:21,250
說，到底是怎麼回事？

1507
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:22,625
大寶，你混蛋

1508
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:24,333
錢在哪兒？說

1509
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,416
老崔，那筆錢是我救廠子的

1510
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:35,750
我可就這麼點產業

1511
01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:37,416
今天你要是讓我沒活路

1512
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,083
我可也沒法給你活路

1513
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,291
我真沒拿你們的錢

1514
01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:42,208
放

1515
01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,000
-真狠啊妳
-老崔…

1516
01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:47,958
小夏

1517
01:25:48,041 --> 01:25:49,500
你倆都不想活了是吧？

1518
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:50,958
下去…

1519
01:25:51,166 --> 01:25:52,375
給我下去

1520
01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:58,041
老崔

1521
01:25:58,125 --> 01:25:59,375
你報警了？

1522
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,500
上面的人聽著啊

1523
01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:03,958
你們已經被包圍了

1524
01:26:04,041 --> 01:26:06,041
-還真報警了
-釋放人質

1525
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:08,041
-立刻投降
-老崔

1526
01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:10,166
-老崔
-否則我們就不客氣了

1527
01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:11,916
-你堅持住，老崔
-我們就真的

1528
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,416
-真的不客氣了啊
-救命啊！

1529
01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:21,125
這…老五

1530
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,041
沒想到吧你？

1531
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:23,291
打你個死胖子

1532
01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,000
打你

1533
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,416
快點

1534
01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:28,375
-走
-走

1535
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:49,083
出來吧，壞人都走了

1536
01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,083
快點啊

1537
01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:52,291
出來啊

1538
01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:53,583
來人啊

1539
01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:55,416
救命啊

1540
01:26:56,958 --> 01:26:58,125
來人啊

1541
01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,541
救命啊

1542
01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:01,416
跟著我幫他

1543
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:03,333
拽住，拽人

1544
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:06,166
老崔

1545
01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:08,250
沒事吧？

1546
01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:10,333
我說你走得了走不了啊？

1547
01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:12,083
今兒這什麼事這個？不是

1548
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:13,708
那兩人要是歹徒

1549
01:27:13,791 --> 01:27:15,458
我告訴你，我可幹不過他們

1550
01:27:15,541 --> 01:27:16,833
那我就幹得過啊？

1551
01:27:16,958 --> 01:27:18,166
要不然找你呢

1552
01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:20,083
你可以報警啊

1553
01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:22,375
這是在祖國
你要相信政府，知道嗎？

1554
01:27:22,458 --> 01:27:24,625
我不是有點事沒跟政府說清楚嗎？

1555
01:27:24,916 --> 01:27:25,875
我…

1556
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:30,166
你給我進去吧你

1557
01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:35,375
大哥

1558
01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:37,083
你看我那份

1559
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,166
別…

1560
01:27:41,708 --> 01:27:42,875
別這…

1561
01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:44,833
別這…

1562
01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:47,958
咣哥

1563
01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,375
寶哥

1564
01:27:49,916 --> 01:27:51,041
我是臥底

1565
01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:56,916
我和你們是一頭的

1566
01:27:58,375 --> 01:27:59,375
別踢了

1567
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:00,375
我錯了

1568
01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:08,791
老崔

1569
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,833
你還改簽機票嗎？

1570
01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:26,791
我累了

1571
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,250
陪陪我好嗎？

1572
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:48,000
我回去

1573
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:50,750
打完官司

1574
01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:53,041
再回來陪妳，行不行？

1575
01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:22,750
老崔

1576
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:24,291
你看

1577
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,291
這上面有東西

1578
01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:29,125
什麼？

1579
01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:30,958
（省）

1580
01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:32,166
這是個字

1581
01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:33,708
-“省”
-“省”

1582
01:29:33,958 --> 01:29:35,000
這什麼？這…

1583
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:36,666
-“物”
-“物”

1584
01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:39,166
13B，找13B

1585
01:29:39,750 --> 01:29:40,875
13B

1586
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,125
14B

1587
01:29:49,291 --> 01:29:50,375
不對…

1588
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:23,125
“博物館挖掘路線圖”

1589
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,208
-咱們報警吧
-咱們報警吧

1590
01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:30,875
往哪兒跑？

1591
01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:32,541
把錢給我拿出來

1592
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:34,125
花果山

1593
01:30:34,291 --> 01:30:35,208
你要幹什麼？

1594
01:30:36,083 --> 01:30:37,333
把打火機給我放下

1595
01:30:37,416 --> 01:30:38,375
把人放了

1596
01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:40,625
上啊

1597
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:47,791
經理

1598
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:50,166
經理

1599
01:30:51,416 --> 01:30:52,416
幹嘛呢你們？

1600
01:30:57,666 --> 01:30:58,541
站過去

1601
01:30:58,833 --> 01:31:00,500
你們幾個站過來，站過來

1602
01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:01,750
請求支援…

1603
01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:03,458
這大半夜的你們發情呢？

1604
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:05,541
收到…

1605
01:31:05,625 --> 01:31:07,083
這就馬上過去

1606
01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:08,708
回局裡再說，趕緊走

1607
01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:09,916
你報警了？

1608
01:31:10,625 --> 01:31:12,125
-過來
-沒有啊

1609
01:31:27,166 --> 01:31:28,083
活該

1610
01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:31,083
下次擾民我還報警

1611
01:31:41,541 --> 01:31:42,625
你要幹什麼？

1612
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:46,375
大哥

1613
01:31:47,541 --> 01:31:48,416
謝謝

1614
01:31:50,791 --> 01:31:52,041
有病吧？

1615
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,916
正所謂“法網恢恢，疏而不漏”

1616
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,000
近日，我警方在處理一起

1617
01:31:58,083 --> 01:32:00,375
生活噪音擾民的投訴事件中

1618
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:02,791
意外地破獲了一起持刀綁架案

1619
01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:04,208
更令人意外的是

1620
01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:05,791
在這起綁架案背後

1621
01:32:05,875 --> 01:32:08,125
隱藏著一個巨大的陰謀

1622
01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:27,583
日前犯罪分子李建國已被警方逮捕

1623
01:32:27,666 --> 01:32:30,708
兩年前他利用為某博物館
進行裝修的機會

1624
01:32:30,791 --> 01:32:31,916
偷偷繪製了一張

1625
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,791
通往該博物館珍寶館的地下路線圖

1626
01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:37,333
並將該路線圖繪製在假鈔上

1627
01:32:37,416 --> 01:32:39,208
企圖掩人耳目

1628
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,791
李建國落網後

1629
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:43,166
警方對其身分進行了核查

1630
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:45,958
李建國，北京市工程系的…

1631
01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:49,791
前往塞浦路斯的旅客請注意

1632
01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:57,083
您乘坐的HCY928次航班

1633
01:32:57,666 --> 01:32:59,833
很快就要起飛了

1634
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,125
還沒有登機的旅客

1635
01:33:02,250 --> 01:33:07,000
請馬上由41號登機口上飛機

1636
01:33:24,625 --> 01:33:25,791
妳就是夏天吧？

1637
01:33:26,458 --> 01:33:27,375
是啊

1638
01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:29,041
妳認識這個人嗎？

1639
01:33:32,208 --> 01:33:33,291
老崔

1640
01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,166
你怎麼沒走啊？

1641
01:33:35,458 --> 01:33:38,666
臨走之前
警察同志讓我把槍的事說清楚

1642
01:33:41,333 --> 01:33:42,208
好啊

1643
01:33:42,291 --> 01:33:44,000
這事我最能說清楚了

1644
01:33:44,791 --> 01:33:46,041
我的麻煩又來了