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这里啊

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大概有目测一百张的彩券吧

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我可以跟你打赌

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这一百张的刮刮乐彩券

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一张都不会中

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不信啊,刮给你看

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第一张

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第二张啦

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跟你说啦,真的不会中

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我从十二岁的时候

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就知道我是一个衰鬼

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借我抄一下

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不要啦

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拜托啦

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不要

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我借你游戏啊

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喂你抄快一点啦

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郭承恩

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给我出来

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你真的让我太失望了

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你一直都这么优秀

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我知道爸爸过世

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妈妈帮你转学

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你也不可以因为不在这边念

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就作弊啊

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老师,可是我

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还说 老师

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还顶嘴

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站好

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好了

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好了

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再感人的场面

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也常常被我搞成

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荒谬的局面

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老师知道了,好

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你误会我了

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我没有作弊

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就像我的家

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看起来是正常的

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看起来

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三 二 一 茄子

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(家人)

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其实我妈是个老公主

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我搞不懂她到底在家混什么

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反正呢

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她老是等我回家做饭给她吃

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哇,你魔术师都练到第七级了

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比我还厉害

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你到底有没有在念书啊

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是阿明哥哥帮我锻链的啦

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只要是轩轩开心的事我都会做

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我说阿明哥哥

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可不可以麻烦把你的手

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从我妹妹的肩膀上拿开

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喔,OK

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而我那优秀的弟弟

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就是躲在学校不毕业

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郭承翰

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你在干什么

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回简讯

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呵呵,我想到你未来的职业了

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网拍小帮手

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这样就可以寄简讯给别人一整天了

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我的可爱妹妹

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有严重的中二病

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她一直觉得她自己有

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可以主宰一切的超能力

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大哥故意锁门不给进

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我唱衰他被吐得一身腥

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(唱衰笔记本)

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身边有这些人

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已经够惨了

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每天上班对我来说

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就像是一场艰苦的战役

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13楼谢谢

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我搭下一班

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你们可以上去了

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怎么每次遇到你就没有好事

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不好意思

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迟到

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终于到了

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不会吧

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没收讯

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完蛋完蛋

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有没有人啊

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有没有人啊

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其实光出个门

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就常常一团混乱

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好险

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我猜到了

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哎呀

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承恩

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怎么这么刚好

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不好意思啦

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早啊,阿嬷

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没关系,我习惯了

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我有自己带毛巾

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歹势啦

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阿嬷,我去上班啰

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又来

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到底是哪一个死屁孩

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越赶时间就越塞车

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这件事情对我来说啊

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已经是司空见惯了

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导航明明显示没车

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这也太塞了吧

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所以

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不能迟到的时候迟到

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就好像一点也不意外了

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等我一下喔

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剩下面

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对不起,我迟到了

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对不起

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不是说好不要迟到吗

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我等了半个钟头

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你不要再跟我说是你家人怎样

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我都不想听

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你哪来的车啊

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就你不是每天都在抱怨说

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我骑车载你

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然后搞得你好像肖婆一样

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所以我就买了台二手车

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你哪来的钱

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贷款啊

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不过你不用担心

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我只要看到你开心的笑

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我就满足了

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梦凡说清楚了吗

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Hello nice to meet you

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Nice to meet you

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我想的车跟你想的车有一点不一样

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我们到此结束吧

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对不起,对不起

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我刚刚是为了闪一只狗所以

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我们私下和解好不好

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我开的是公司车

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对不起

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从我小学

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莫名其妙在楼梯

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摔了一跤那天开始

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我的运气就没好过

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你怎么又倒啦 不是我

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是你又倒,你害我全身都湿掉了

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天啊,又来了

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喂,北鼻,你在哪

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烦耶

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美好的婚礼呢

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到我手上

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就会完全变了调

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著火了

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水

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有没有水,水

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谁拿水来

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怎么办

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破了啦

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BABY,你怎么了

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哪里不舒服

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车子刚刚被人家爆掉了啦

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他偷袭的

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真的很

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这不过是个虚拟的游戏

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你有必要这么认真吗

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我是不会再被偷袭了

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随便你

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还好你要去的地方跟我顺路

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不然我真的不知道要怎么办

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车子修多少钱我一定会赔给你

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不好意思,我接个电话

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喂

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你到哪了啊

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大户在催了啦,他后面还有客人

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你请他们先不要催

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跟他们说

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我们下高速公路就到了

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喂

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听到了

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那女人还在,你自求多福啦

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喂

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不好意思喔

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没关系

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你确定这里可以走吗

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好像过不去耶

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我们绕一下好了

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你真的确定这里可以走吗

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应该是路标刚改吧

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不然这样好了

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我自己叫计程车好了

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拜托你再给我一次机会

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真的快要到了

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前面就是高速公路了

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(国道高速公路局,北区工程处)

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所以你是卖农产品的业务啊

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这很明显是你的导航出错了吧

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我应该没有输错啊

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可是这里到底是哪里

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哎唷,再这样下去

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我真的也要迟到了啦

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那不然你先开车走好了

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我自己再想办法

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我自己再想办法离开

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前方三百公尺请左转

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没关系,我用手机APP导航

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怎么啦

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打不开

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怎么办

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不会吧

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我的公事包还在里面

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完蛋 完蛋了啦

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我没有要怪你的意思,我只是

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没有卫生纸

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衣服,我衣服借你

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哎唷,我真的很衰

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目的地抵达您的左手边

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左手边

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左手边

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是这里没错啊

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鸟屎耶

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你们也太无情了

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把他丢在这里

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谢谢各位大哥喔

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谢谢

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老板说他酒钱还没付

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那多少钱啊

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九千八

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快点,好

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等一下,拜托

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你不要在那边

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不是

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我钱包真的不见了

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你是业务当久了

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油条喔

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快一点

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我钱包真的不见了

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我来

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一万块不用找

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谢谢

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起来啊

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喂,起来

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滚啦

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你不要每次都喝成这样

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要我开你车啦

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我刚刚付九千八

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你不要这样好不好

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走啰

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不要吐在我车上

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哇

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我的天啊

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干嘛阿

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天啊

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先生你的咖啡好啰

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好,谢谢

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找到了

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真的没想到在你那里

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对啊,找了一下,在我座位底下

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谢谢

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我有时候觉得人生

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就是会发生一些很荒谬的事情

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你都没有绝望过吗

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不行啦,我弟弟妹妹都还在念书

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家里需要我

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不过

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我弟,他博士快毕业了

265
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,560
等到他毕业找到工作之后

266
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,960
我就轻松多了

267
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,840
对不起耶

268
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,360
我这个月薪水发了

269
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,360
我一定会赶快还你钱

270
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,280
真的

271
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,640
没关系

272
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,360
这个人嘛

273
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,520
有时候手头紧一点,我懂

274
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,240
倒是,我想如果以后

275
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,800
没有什么重要的事情

276
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,160
我们还是不要见面好了

277
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,320
这不是我要自夸啦

278
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:18,000
我真的是宇宙无敌霹雳超级倒霉鬼

279
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,360
我怕我把我的霉运传染给你

280
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,440
差不多了

281
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,520
啊

282
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,280
不好意思

283
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,160
来,这个

284
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,040
你会不会冷啊

285
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,120
不会

286
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,440
对不起

287
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,640
其实挺搭的

288
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,320
那我们没有什么重要的事情

289
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,560
我们就简讯联络好了

290
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,560
好

291
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,600
我先走了

292
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,520
谢谢

293
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,680
走啰

294
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,800
早安

295
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,280
早

296
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,960
这是公司附近最抢手的牛角面包

297
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,560
拿一个当早餐吧

298
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,000
哇,感觉你买的面包就特别香耶

299
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:23,920
好吃

300
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,880
是这个很有名

301
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,040
给我

302
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,800
蝗虫啊你们

303
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,120
谢谢

304
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,120
承恩

305
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,400
吃早餐了吗

306
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,600
哦我吃过了,谢谢喔

307
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,760
这个给你

308
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,040
谢谢

309
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,320
不是

310
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,040
你裤子黏到一个口香糖

311
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,960
谢谢

312
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,880
心妍不顾一切的走过来

313
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,600
你却拒绝她的牛角面包

314
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,440
不要喝冰的,我要喝热的

315
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,360
热的

316
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,280
真的假的

317
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,560
真的

318
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,800
真的是热的

319
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,160
开玩笑

320
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,640
但这哪里来的啊

321
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,120
那边啊

322
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,200
老板自己从宫庙搬回来的

323
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,120
平安茶

324
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,840
喝了会什么,业务大吉

325
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,600
顺便帮忙做善事

326
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,480
你是怎样啊

327
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,840
心妍都主动来找你,你在那边

328
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,120
我吃饱了

329
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,040
没有啦,她找我是别的事

330
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,280
心妍,我这个报表有问题

331
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,480
你帮我看一下

332
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,560
外型甜美,心地又好

333
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,960
又能干

334
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,280
我等一下再去找你

335
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,360
CP值这么高你还不快去

336
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,400
我没那个条件

337
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,800
承恩

338
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,680
我有事情跟你说

339
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,360
我去茶水间等你

340
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,720
喔喔,茶水间

341
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,480
快点,暗号

342
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,640
我们进不去的喔

343
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,840
去,快,快去

344
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,800
要不要喝杯热水

345
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,920
就是

346
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,680
我喜欢你很久了

347
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,600
你为人善良体贴

348
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,680
又有著低调的帅气

349
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,240
吃苦耐劳,诚实又守信

350
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,680
是我理想中的对象

351
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,240
请你当我的男

352
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,040
承恩

353
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,480
我口好渴

354
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,280
就是,我

355
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,360
可不可以陪我去医院一趟

356
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,840
恭喜你当爸爸妈妈啰

357
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,920
宝宝六周啰

358
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,440
那她最近可能会有一些孕吐

359
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,200
我开叶酸给你们

360
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,720
待会儿外面等一下

361
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,840
护士会拿处方签

362
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,000
和妈妈手册给你们

363
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,200
记得多吃一些保养品喔

364
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,040
谢谢医生

365
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,640
那这些注意事项都清楚了吗

366
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,840
请稍坐一下

367
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,800
有听没有懂

368
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,320
嗯

369
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,000
孩子的爸,知道这件事吗

370
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,960
他心脏比较小颗啦

371
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,880
我怕他知道了之后,会承受不了

372
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,720
男人就应该要敢做敢当啊

373
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,080
怎么会这么没有肩膀

374
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,480
没有家教

375
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,120
你怎么知道我在这啊

376
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,760
他是来找我的

377
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,640
啊

378
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,280
你怎么会这样

379
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,240
那你们怎么认识的啊

380
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,640
是因为你

381
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,640
喂,哥

382
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,160
你在哪啊

383
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,440
客户临时要你请吃宵夜

384
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,720
我在你办公室啊

385
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,000
对啊,我刚从图书馆过来

386
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,120
那

387
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,840
凉面跟贡丸汤

388
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,800
嗯

389
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,000
(末班车已过)
(今日未运营)

390
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,960
(酒店)

391
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,600
够了

392
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,080
郭承翰

393
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,320
过来

394
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,560
过来啦

395
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,960
站好

396
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,000
你搞什么啊

397
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,880
你搞什么啊

398
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,560
叫你戴套,为什么不戴

399
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,560
要戴,要戴了啦

400
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,240
爸之前是怎么交代的

401
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,440
他说凡事不是都要安全第一吗

402
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,440
结果你现在搞出一条人命来

403
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,720
我本来第一个就想跟你讲

404
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,120
可是阿明哥说心妍是你的女神

405
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,960
不要听他在那边乱讲

406
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,600
你要好好对人家你知不知道

407
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,280
你真的不在意

408
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,000
你不要理阿明哥

409
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,080
我们现在要做的

410
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,160
应该是要想接下来该怎么办

411
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,400
哥

412
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,920
有你在真好

413
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,040
好啦,我一定会帮忙

414
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,240
别转了头都晕了

415
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,880
不好意思两位先生

416
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,160
可以请你们安静一点吗

417
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,080
那请问这本妈妈手册是要给哪位呢

418
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,640
(承恩 承翰 心研)

419
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,320
(艾咪 绮绮 百万之星)

420
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,600
恭喜艾咪

421
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,840
恭喜绮绮

422
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,360
这个月的业绩都冲破百万了

423
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,640
尤其是绮绮

424
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,920
你的邮轮婚礼设计客户非常满意

425
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,200
我会努力的

426
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,360
除了婚宴会馆走道摆放蜡烛

427
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,480
烧到新娘裙摆

428
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,880
公司赔了二十万

429
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,000
海岛婚礼,遇到台风

430
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,160
新人拒付尾款

431
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,800
还有上周那个新郎

432
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,280
撞毁礼车置之不理后

433
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,200
我不知道还有什么好消息

434
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,040
你可以跟我们说

435
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,920
我真的很抱歉给公司这么大的困扰

436
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,520
这两个月我真的不知道怎么了

437
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,800
但是我真的有好消息要告诉大家

438
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,120
我接到一对

439
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,800
在欧洲工作的准夫妻

440
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,000
他们希望可以预约到

441
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,840
现在排队要超过一年以上的

442
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,280
布拉格古堡举行婚礼

443
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,320
我马上打电话去给古堡确认

444
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,280
没想到他们下个月

445
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,840
正好有人取消婚礼

446
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,760
所以呢我就顺利排到档期了

447
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:08,680
只是他们希望我可以

448
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,240
先汇五十万的订金过去

449
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,520
我跟那对新人讲

450
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,480
他们马上就快递支票给我了

451
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,200
所以我觉得太顺利

452
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,520
昀儒,你昨天给我那张五十万支票

453
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,960
跳票了

454
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,280
跳票,天啊

455
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,680
怎么可能

456
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,640
我打电话给那个林先生

457
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,080
我的天哪

458
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,400
不会跳票吧,不可能吧

459
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,320
关机

460
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,640
没事的,没事

461
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,040
他们只是因为在搭飞机

462
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,040
一定没有问题的

463
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,000
等等

464
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,960
之前好像才有同行

465
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,440
被类似的事情诈骗

466
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,360
还特地传照片

467
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,760
要我们小心

468
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,120
昀儒

469
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,720
是不是这两个人啊

470
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,360
对,是他们

471
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,400
不是吧

472
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,600
你怎么这么不小心啊

473
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,000
昀儒

474
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,880
这件事情我先帮你压著

475
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,480
但是你最好赶快想办法

476
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,240
凑钱还给公司

477
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,360
不然老板查帐发现

478
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,040
你就惨了

479
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,480
你把承恩公司里面

480
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,680
最漂亮的那个心妍

481
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,400
肚子给搞大了

482
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,600
干得好,弟弟

483
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,240
你跟你爸真的如出一辙

484
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,280
有其父必有其子

485
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,400
你爸如果他知道的话

486
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,360
他一定会很高兴的

487
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,040
然后要你赶快把对方娶回家

488
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,320
会不会太快了

489
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,480
我还没想清楚

490
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,200
干嘛要想清楚

491
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,520
就这么点小事

492
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,600
人家说长兄如父

493
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,040
你哥一定会帮你搞定的

494
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:31,960
对不对,哥哥

495
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,640
我 交给你了

496
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,560
就这么点小事

497
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,320
多吃一点

498
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,440
妈

499
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,080
你不要再帮妹妹买那个什么

500
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,760
Cosplay的衣服了

501
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,880
该不会又花五千块

502
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,560
你搞错了

503
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,720
是六千

504
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,240
不要紧张

505
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,080
我送她的

506
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,560
你干什么东西

507
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,320
来我家蹭饭是没有问题

508
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,520
别想打我妹主意

509
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,440
其实你搞错了

510
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,240
手干什么,拿开

511
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,240
好重要的事情

512
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,160
你不要忘了

513
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,720
要约那个心妍她爸吃饭

514
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,640
对不对

515
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,800
要约她爸吃饭

516
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,800
记得,记得

517
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,080
我们吃饭吧

518
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,520
吃饭,吃饭

519
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,840
其实也不用刮了,都不会中的

520
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,880
十二岁的时候

521
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,600
我爸过世了

522
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,400
我妹才刚出生

523
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,560
我就一直打工啊,想办法赚钱

524
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,000
我就每天被帐单追著跑

525
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,440
怎么样都觉得,钱好像赚不够

526
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,320
不管你打几份工

527
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,920
钱永远不够花

528
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,680
但无所谓了

529
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,240
都是为了这个家嘛

530
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,160
来,各位请用

531
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,360
来,坐

532
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,440
来,先用,请

533
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,120
我想搞清楚一点

534
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,360
是哪一个把我女儿肚子搞大的

535
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,240
双节棍

536
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,000
没有

537
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:10,920
只有我一个

538
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,840
一个一个站起来就好

539
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,760
站起来两个干嘛

540
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,840
吓我一跳

541
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,680
有种,干得好

542
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,960
我欣赏你

543
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,760
来我敬你

544
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,840
谢伯父

545
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,880
坐下

546
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,160
现在的年轻人

547
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,600
讲到结婚生小孩

548
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,760
吓都吓死

549
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,160
你有这种架式

550
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,000
林北欣赏你

551
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,640
呵哈,是,对

552
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,880
以前传统什么大聘小聘

553
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,080
啰哩啰嗦的

554
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,600
我们通通把它省掉

555
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,200
太复杂太麻烦

556
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,200
不如我们这样子

557
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,480
只要小聘

558
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,760
好,当然好

559
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,240
一百万,底线,你看怎么样

560
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,520
我朋友富二代他

561
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,280
你们两个在屁哩噗噜干什么

562
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,640
你怎么讲话,干嘛

563
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,800
你是不屑是不是

564
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,280
嫌贵吗,干嘛

565
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,960
她是过季的东西吗

566
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,560
叽哩咕噜的耶

567
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,880
我女儿干嘛,不值这个钱吗

568
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,320
莫名其妙,怎么样

569
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,240
我阿彪

570
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,600
在江湖上,人家叫我阿沙力彪

571
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,800
我就不希望啰嗦

572
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,360
这个大聘我们拿掉

573
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,120
就留小聘就好

574
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,960
把这个省下来的钱呢

575
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,480
到海岛上去

576
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,360
度个开心的蜜月

577
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,080
只要是二等亲的亲友

578
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,080
通通招待来这边玩

579
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,560
但是注意到

580
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,640
不要乱花钱

581
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,040
什么头等舱不要

582
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,160
经济舱不要

583
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,680
商务舱就好

584
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,480
爸,我跟你也快三年没见了

585
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,280
需要请到二等亲吗

586
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,200
两位也

587
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,480
这么久没见

588
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,520
亲家公是长年在海外吗

589
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,040
不用讲那么多

590
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,720
林北是来找工作的喔

591
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,040
介绍我的履历

592
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,920
刚才我讲的重点来了

593
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,560
底价一百万

594
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,840
我们呢

595
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,000
又喘气了是吧

596
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,560
我们呢

597
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,760
婚礼把它办得非常的风光

598
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,840
但是不奢华

599
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,360
一千万就把它搞定

600
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,840
一百万小聘费用

601
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,040
但是,我会感受的到你们年轻人

602
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,560
喜欢在一块,不希望有老人家参加

603
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,200
我,有自知之明

604
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,840
如果说你不希望我去

605
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,360
你们折合现金八十八万

606
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,960
让我留在台湾

607
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,520
以思念痛苦的心情

608
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,280
享用这八十八万

609
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,000
在台湾就可以了

610
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,960
所以说,总共是一千一百八十八万

611
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,240
一一八八,一一发发

612
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,080
你看怎么样

613
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,480
没事,挫几咧

614
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,960
婚礼五百万

615
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,960
一百万小聘我就不杀价了

616
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,360
您意下如何

617
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,080
你说什么

618
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,400
江湖上没有人敢跟我阿彪

619
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,880
讨价还价

620
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,960
但是你的样子我欣赏

621
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,040
搞定

622
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,240
(包裹)

623
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,120
其实我不觉得她爸会真的杀了我们

624
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,320
我也不这样觉得

625
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,480
妈,那你还答应他

626
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,200
唉唷

627
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,000
我的意思是说

628
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,120
这你爸现在人都已经不在了

629
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,080
那我总要为他还有为郭家留点面子嘛

630
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,280
怎么能在别人面前叫穷呢

631
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,760
我连弟的学贷都还没缴完

632
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,120
不要说婚礼了

633
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,680
小聘我都付不出来

634
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,680
对啊

635
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,520
我有个朋友他也是生完小孩

636
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,960
过了六年才去登记结婚

637
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,400
现在的人没有这么急嘛

638
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,840
哥哥

639
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,440
你妈我做这个代购

640
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,080
也不是三五天的事了

641
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,720
你现在帮我打包寄出这些锅子

642
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,040
我卖一个是赚一千

643
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,920
卖十个就是赚一万

644
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,240
再加上我原来的存款,应该有

645
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,360
存款

646
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,280
妈你有存款

647
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,640
为什么每个月的水电费都是我在缴

648
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,520
你这个存款是要以备不时之需的嘛

649
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,080
好了好了,这样好了

650
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,080
我帮你出一百万

651
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,640
帮我

652
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,040
对啊,哥哥

653
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,240
你上次不是还拿你那个定存的一百万

654
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,960
去买那个什么比利妈的吗

655
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,720
是比特币

656
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,560
好啊,比特币

657
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,920
你把它拿去卖一卖

658
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,360
然后我们两个的钱加起来

659
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,520
说不定超过三百万

660
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,000
不是啦,妈

661
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,080
我觉得这个钱不该你们花

662
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,800
你先把你的博士拿到手

663
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,240
再说吧你

664
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,840
哥哥

665
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,960
我想到一个好办法,你看好不好

666
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,520
我们呢,先找一个婚顾

667
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,440
然后呢,让他把报价单

668
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,080
三百万写成五百万

669
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,560
交给心妍她爸

670
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,880
这样是不是很OK

671
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,880
是不是很棒

672
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,840
我真的很聪明耶

673
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,280
蒙纳斯大帝预言

674
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,040
谎言会加快地球毁灭的速度

675
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,000
你在啊

676
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,480
轩轩

677
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,360
我说你的品味也太特别了一点吧

678
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,720
我是说真的

679
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,200
这每一只都很贵

680
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,760
你不要把它的头乱

681
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,680
妈

682
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,880
我跟她不熟

683
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,840
你妹啊

684
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,760
那也是你妹啊

685
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,680
对啊

686
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,920
你大哥啊

687
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,920
再这样下去

688
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,400
我要穷到脱裤子了

689
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,960
唉唷,不至于啦

690
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:41,880
我听人家说

691
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,800
婚顾做得好

692
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,720
年薪都很高耶

693
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,600
你聪明伶俐,口才又好

694
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,040
还是我们大学的校花

695
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,760
怎么可能做到赔钱啊

696
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,680
听你这样讲

697
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,080
我觉得自己更冏

698
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,400
欸,我是在鼓励你,好不好

699
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,440
你不知道多少人都想要模仿你

700
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,880
成为一个焦点

701
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,200
尤其以前学校那个,泱泱

702
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,960
连讲话的口气都要模仿你

703
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,160
那又怎么样

704
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,160
我现在走在路上

705
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,960
连流浪狗都懒得理我耶

706
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,080
我不知道自己到底是怎么了

707
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,200
我看一下

708
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,400
欸

709
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,640
星座大师刚好在

710
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,240
直播我们来看一下

711
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,800
令人头疼的水逆,又来袭了

712
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,440
要特别提醒一个星座的朋友

713
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,120
因为你有可能是重灾户喔

714
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,200
答案就是

715
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,080
双鱼座

716
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,920
很遗憾,就是你们

717
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,760
未来的事情有更多更多棘手的

718
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,160
在跟你们招手啰

719
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,880
所以一切都要谨言慎行

720
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,360
好了,我们今天就到这边吧

721
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,440
艾莉丝,耍心机

722
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,560
我们下次见

723
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,520
反正她不用讲

724
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,400
我也知道一定是我啊

725
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,680
如果我还不了公司那笔帐

726
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,400
我就会失业

727
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,440
然后我跟英杰

728
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,360
就会被房东赶出去

729
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,720
怎么办啦

730
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,600
其实我有个朋友的朋友的弟弟

731
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,320
刚好临时要准备一场婚宴

732
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,440
需要一个婚顾

733
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,360
真的吗

734
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,360
嗯

735
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,640
谢谢

736
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,560
欸,我想你的运来了

737
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,680
是名人还是富二代

738
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,640
不是啦,你看那个人

739
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,280
她不是星座大师吗

740
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,760
你等我一下喔

741
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,800
大师,大师

742
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,880
星座大师

743
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,440
大师,大师

744
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,240
我是双鱼座的水逆重灾户

745
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,320
我过去一年,已经够衰了

746
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,240
你可以告诉我

747
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,800
怎样不继续衰下去吗

748
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,160
你没听过,负负得正吗

749
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,280
负负得正

750
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,680
大师的意思是说

751
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,280
我找一个跟我一样衰的人

752
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,400
我就会有好运

753
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,960
好,我懂了,我懂了

754
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,880
谢谢大师,谢谢

755
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,160
妈,你又忘了

756
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,720
复复跟得政

757
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,920
一个就是大表姊的女儿

758
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,760
一个就是二表姊的儿子

759
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,240
不好意思,打个岔

760
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,360
我找SUMMER

761
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,320
SUMMER吗

762
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,440
SUMMER她在里面

763
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,000
里面吗,里面请就可以了

764
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:01,920
好,谢谢

765
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,640
不好意思

766
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,920
你怎么会在这

767
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,200
怎么这么巧

768
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,160
是不是我汇给你的钱没收到

769
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,040
不是不是,我有收到

770
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,960
我问你喔,我来这边

771
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,960
是要找一个叫SUMMER

772
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,280
你认不认识啊

773
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,640
她人怎么样,好相处吗

774
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,480
我就是SUMMER啊

775
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,160
你就是SUMMER啊

776
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,520
没有啦,我朋友的朋友

777
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,440
她介绍一个婚顾给我,叫我来找你

778
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,560
喔,你就是那个

779
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,120
弟弟突然要在过年前结婚的那个

780
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,040
对啊

781
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,440
你衣服怎么这样

782
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,800
你给我一分钟,我们去外面聊

783
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,040
等我一下

784
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,960
走,去外面

785
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,640
走啦,走啦

786
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,920
刚刚好吗

787
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,600
是之前一个新郎要提前解约

788
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,880
我帮他订做的

789
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,520
同事说要买,我还拒卖

790
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,320
只是不好意思找你来这边换

791
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,640
我怕同事看到,怪我

792
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,840
没有,是我不好意思

793
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,640
我本来是想说

794
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,600
趁午休的时间去赚一点外快

795
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,040
没想到客人嫌我的面已经冷掉

796
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,720
就泼的我一身都是

797
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,560
你懂啊

798
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,000
我也认识一个叫SUMMER

799
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,960
也很可爱

800
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,280
真的喔 对

801
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,880
所以你真的要找我

802
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,560
当你弟的婚顾

803
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,400
关于这件事

804
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,640
你先不要有太高的期望

805
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,240
婚礼五百万

806
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,720
我们家是付不起的

807
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,000
我妈是跟我说

808
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,760
可以找一个婚顾,然后

809
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,480
可以请她帮我把报价单再调高一些些

810
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,960
给对方家长看

811
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,400
不过我现在很担心

812
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,720
我怕你接了之后

813
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,320
我会给你添很多麻烦

814
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,000
是也不会,只是

815
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,760
我现在这么背

816
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,240
你真的要找我当你弟的婚顾吗

817
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,520
我会不会把一桩好事

818
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,240
最后弄到大家都不开心

819
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,240
我是双鱼座的

820
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,240
水逆重灾户

821
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,320
我过去一年,已经够衰了

822
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,240
你可以告诉我

823
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,840
怎样不继续衰下去吗

824
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,240
你没听过,负负得正吗

825
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,320
但是

826
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,360
但是

827
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,080
但是我们都要有正向的力量

828
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,920
你听过吸引力法则吧

829
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,960
只要坚持下去,我们一定会成功

830
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,520
我爸也说过一模一样的话

831
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,440
真的吗

832
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,240
我每天都对自己这样说啊

833
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,480
我在想,老天安排我们见面

834
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,960
一定是有他的用意在

835
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,320
像我们都这么背

836
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,840
我们走在路上,愁眉苦脸的

837
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,440
路人闪都来不及了

838
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,280
那这样好运怎么会来

839
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,400
所以,我们要改变

840
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,400
对,我们要改变

841
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,800
我要当你弟的婚顾

842
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,720
我是因为我爸的一句话

843
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,320
所以为我们家一直坚持下去

844
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,200
本来还在想说,是不是太傻了

845
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,000
可是刚刚听到你这样讲

846
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,560
我现在充满了干劲

847
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,600
对,就是要这样

848
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,640
我跟你讲

849
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,760
你现在每天起床

850
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,840
都对著镜子做这个动作

851
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,560
教你 好

852
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,480
我很棒,我可以,我一定做得到

853
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,240
对镜子说

854
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,320
你做是很可爱

855
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,400
我怕做出来,像个蠢蛋

856
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,840
你不要在那边扭扭捏捏了好不好

857
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,480
这是现在最快提升自己自信的方式

858
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,800
做不做

859
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,720
确定

860
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,160
你们确定要下订豪华摩登套餐

861
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,120
搭配十七世纪英式圣多娜拉教堂

862
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,040
金氏最长礼车

863
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,240
营造出罗马宫廷风格的世纪婚礼

864
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,760
交给我SUMMER就没有问题了

865
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,160
只是像你们这样的阵仗

866
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,400
如果没有周杰伦或是

867
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,400
蔡依林这样的大明星

868
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,520
来载歌载舞的话会有点失色喔

869
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,480
不过请他们来要五倍的价格

870
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,320
没问题

871
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,760
真的很谢谢你们信任我

872
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,840
我一定会把你们的婚礼办得

873
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,560
大方,体面,浪漫,完美

874
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,600
还有我们想要拍我们的爱情故事电影

875
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,360
和三天两夜的单身PARTY

876
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,640
交给我就没错了

877
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:30,560
那就麻烦你啰

878
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,800
谢谢,小心慢走

879
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,400
谢谢

880
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,600
昀儒

881
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,600
恭喜你,一早就签约啰

882
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,040
对啊,好幸运喔

883
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,360
昀儒,二线

884
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,120
是上次裙角被烧到的新娘打来的

885
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,560
好

886
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,120
喂,是曾太太吗,我是昀儒

887
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,400
不好意思上次

888
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,000
你要介绍客人给我

889
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,480
下午会来吗

890
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,800
谢谢,真的是太谢谢你了,谢谢

891
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,720
我会好好招待他们的

892
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,440
怎么会这样

893
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,360
昀儒,你的挂号信

894
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,880
今天到底怎么啦

895
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,640
上次喝醉酒的新郎

896
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,960
赔礼车的钱

897
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,280
感觉你昨天

898
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,120
跟你朋友的朋友签约之后

899
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,840
一切好运都来了耶

900
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,200
对啊

901
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,920
这样我是不是应该谢谢他

902
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,920
(我今天跟一间公司签约)

903
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,160
(以后他都用我们家)

904
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,080
(加油 再接再厉哦)

905
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,480
请客办在欧式会馆的顶楼

906
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,440
那可以布置得像欧式皇宫一样吗

907
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,360
可以

908
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,120
就用他们会馆原本的风格就可以了吧

909
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,320
欧式皇宫的话,预算会再高一点点

910
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,480
不是皇宫也没关系

911
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,800
我想要南瓜,马车,热气球

912
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,920
其中一个

913
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,560
简单一点就可以了

914
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,640
还是说这个

915
00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:58,600
你们回家讨论

916
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,240
因为时间有点赶,我们先往下看

917
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,880
那婚纱照你们要几组

918
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,360
越多越好 一组就可以了

919
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,120
二十组

920
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,360
那就基本的二十组

921
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,920
还有一个说重要也不重要

922
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,600
说不重要也很重要的婚礼小物

923
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,520
你们想要什么呢

924
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,880
便宜一点 精致一点

925
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,880
就好

926
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,880
婚礼小物是送给亲朋好友的

927
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,800
当然是要体面一点

928
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,800
总不能自己的东西就要好

929
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,520
送给别人的东西就便宜嘛

930
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,000
不是这样子

931
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,240
我是想说

932
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,440
你想要省钱,我才

933
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,800
不要哭啊

934
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,280
我是看你压力很大

935
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,160
我舍不得才哭的

936
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,520
不要哭

937
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,800
对不起,对不起

938
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,520
不要,不要,现在这边人好多

939
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,520
好害羞

940
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,920
那去我家吧

941
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,280
这么巧

942
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,280
就刚刚早你一步进来

943
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,680
饿死了

944
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,360
怎么又是炒面

945
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,160
已经连续两餐吃炒面了

946
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,280
那你知道我吃多久泡面了吗

947
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,240
你干嘛啊

948
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,520
我只是来不及去接你而已

949
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,240
有必要那么计较吗

950
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,320
我在跟你计较吗

951
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,600
你多久没有工作了

952
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,200
我跟你要过钱吗

953
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,320
三餐生活费我就不说了

954
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,720
现在是怎样

955
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,680
你现在在嫌我是不是

956
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,800
现在这个环境怎样,你又不是不知道

957
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,320
就没有人要投资拍片

958
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,920
我是要哪里生工作出来

959
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,040
如果你有心的话

960
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,680
你可以去便利商店或者是餐厅打工

961
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,920
拜托

962
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,400
有没有搞错啊

963
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,040
那薪水那么低

964
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,360
然后去那边被人当狗唤来唤去

965
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,120
所以我就命贱

966
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,680
我就命贱要把客户当大爷伺候

967
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,320
莫名其妙被当出气筒

968
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,960
你干嘛

969
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,560
生气喔

970
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,440
动不动就生气

971
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,880
不是跟你讲过了吗

972
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,080
我今天真的不想跟你闹好不好

973
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,600
我现在心情也很不好

974
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,080
今天跟制作人去勘景

975
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,760
然后开车开到半路

976
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
就打电话来说案子又要Canceled了

977
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:25,920
说什么资方那边

978
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,800
反正你每次不是制作人跑了

979
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,560
就是投资的金主不投资了

980
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,720
你还有什么藉口

981
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,120
好

982
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,880
你讲话可以再酸一点啊

983
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,920
你再酸一点没关系啊

984
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,840
就嫌我没工作就对了,是不是

985
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,200
当初不晓得是谁说

986
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,680
李安都可以在家龟六年

987
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,840
她愿意相信我

988
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,600
那你也没说你会一直在家不找工作啊

989
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,560
(简讯,郭承恩)

990
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,280
喔

991
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,400
我知道了

992
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,000
又是那个男的

993
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,720
你就是因为背著我在跟他搞暧昧

994
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,880
所以在那边嫌我

995
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,080
然后想尽办法要把我弄出去

996
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,000
对不对

997
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,840
你到底是哪里有毛病

998
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,040
郭承恩是我的客户

999
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,880
而且想找架吵的是你不是我

1000
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,280
是你看不起我

1001
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,120
你就是要想办法把我赶出去,对不对

1002
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,680
白英杰,有种你就真的给我出去啊

1003
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,000
我不要

1004
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:19,920
我没种

1005
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,960
我超没种的

1006
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,360
要出去你自己出去

1007
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,200
门在那边,拜托

1008
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,440
小姐,东西掉啰

1009
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,040
不对啊

1010
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,040
那里是我家

1011
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,120
你凭什么把我赶出去

1012
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,360
就把我赶出去啊

1013
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,160
那里是我家

1014
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,760
转接语音信箱…

1015
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,240
关机

1016
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,440
白英杰,你也太过分了吧

1017
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,400
不好意思,我迟到了

1018
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,920
怎么是你啊

1019
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,880
我弟他临时说

1020
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,000
教授要他准备上课的资料

1021
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,800
然后心妍

1022
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,560
心妍她是说

1023
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,000
她老板要她招待外国客户

1024
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,640
所以她没办法来

1025
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,880
你

1026
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,400
我带你四处看看

1027
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,920
这边好大

1028
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,320
欸

1029
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,600
怎么了吗

1030
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,400
我手表咧

1031
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,960
手表

1032
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,640
手表

1033
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,000
你有带出来吗

1034
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,120
有啊,我天天戴啊

1035
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,480
那是我男朋友三年前送我的生日礼物

1036
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,280
也是啊

1037
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,080
这么漂亮怎么可能没有男朋友

1038
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,360
你说什么

1039
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,920
没有啦

1040
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,200
这样好了

1041
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,440
你刚刚有去过哪里

1042
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,720
我陪你一起找吧

1043
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,880
怎么样

1044
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,040
找到了吗

1045
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,240
都找了啊

1046
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,760
手表怎么会凭空消失啊

1047
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,480
会不会是掉在你来的路上

1048
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,480
你还记不记得你怎么来的

1049
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,720
你是开公司车,还是

1050
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,680
搭计程车

1051
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,680
我这么穷,怎么可能搭计程车啦

1052
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,200
对不起

1053
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,040
你先不要难过

1054
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,080
我相信

1055
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,920
我们一定可以找到这支表的

1056
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,280
我再找一下

1057
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,480
我们要有正面能量,对不对

1058
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,880
没关系

1059
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,200
我跟客户还有约

1060
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,640
谢谢

1061
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,960
帮我找一下

1062
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,000
这支表还有没有

1063
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,120
哇靠,你这照片哪来的

1064
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,120
像素也太低了吧

1065
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,280
就SUMMER脸书上截图下来的

1066
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,360
SUMMER

1067
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,880
那个婚顾喔

1068
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,880
是不是对人家有意思

1069
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,240
还帮她找表

1070
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,120
话不要乱讲,人家有男朋友

1071
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,920
这个手表公司都倒了,不好找

1072
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,840
你可以的,你谁

1073
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,080
找到了

1074
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,720
剩唯一一只,绝版了

1075
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,120
一口价,一万五啦

1076
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,960
然后再顺便送你这条

1077
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,240
价值八八八八的大吉大利毛巾

1078
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,360
反正这个石英表摆久了也不会坏

1079
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,600
你不要的话,我就给它一直放著

1080
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,160
放到明年看会不会增个值

1081
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,040
卖个两万三万

1082
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,280
最多一万

1083
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,280
我这几天打工下来只有一万块

1084
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,440
跟你讲个好康的工作,好不好

1085
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,920
我朋友都因为这样,买一台跑车了

1086
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,480
非法的事我不干

1087
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,840
非法的事我也不会找你干,好不好

1088
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,280
直播

1089
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,680
年薪千万都有

1090
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,080
怕你不敢而已

1091
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,120
能赚钱哪有什么敢不敢的

1092
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,680
但要播什么

1093
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,000
怕上火,就喝这个

1094
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,440
来,讲讲看

1095
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,560
练习一下

1096
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,040
怕上火,就喝这个

1097
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,800
你可不可以有感情一点

1098
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,520
要放感情

1099
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,920
怕上火,就喝这个

1100
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,280
你好像很有天分喔

1101
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,280
真的假的

1102
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,200
再一次

1103
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,240
怕上火,就喝这个

1104
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,680
年薪千万

1105
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,000
这样就年薪千万

1106
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:27,960
年薪千万

1107
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,120
真的假的

1108
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,360
不骗你,好不好

1109
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,600
现在帮你创帐号

1110
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,720
好啊,好啊

1111
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,440
什么东西啊

1112
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,320
开始了

1113
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,080
大家好,我是承恩

1114
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,400
今天这身装扮呢,是要

1115
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,760
跟大家解释一下好了

1116
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,600
因为上一次我炒了两道菜

1117
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,040
然后几乎没什么人看

1118
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,360
所以我想说

1119
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,120
今天就是来变魔术

1120
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,720
给大家看一下

1121
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,200
收看人数三个人,也是有人

1122
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,240
好,我要变魔术啰

1123
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,960
一,二,三

1124
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,080
一,二,三

1125
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,200
有电话

1126
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,040
干嘛,我在做直播

1127
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,360
你这样直播真的很尴尬耶

1128
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,400
什么做菜变魔术

1129
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,560
弄点有创意的好不好

1130
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,000
你这样怎么可能拿的到礼物啦

1131
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,520
那你说,要做什么

1132
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,960
伪娘

1133
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,720
你扮起来应该蛮正的

1134
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,200
记得刮腿毛喔

1135
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,440
大家好,我

1136
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,200
你们好

1137
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,080
我是恩恩

1138
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,640
我今天呢

1139
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,400
这一身的女仆装扮

1140
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,360
我要跟大家介绍的呢

1141
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,920
是这一款面膜

1142
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,000
讨厌

1143
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,960
不是我用过的面膜

1144
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,520
是我要介绍,我用的面膜

1145
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,040
给你们看

1146
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,880
假伪娘

1147
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,200
伪娘就伪娘,哪来什么假的真的

1148
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,200
怎么都跑啦

1149
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:21,920
什么伪娘

1150
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,840
一点搞头都没有

1151
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,120
哥,你干嘛啊

1152
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,840
没有啦,就做直播啊

1153
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,640
想说赚点外快嘛

1154
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,240
我本来想找你聊一聊

1155
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,200
那就进来啊

1156
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,320
可以拜托你不要这样吗

1157
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,880
你这样我很难受

1158
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,160
我知道我这个扮相不好看

1159
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,480
但你也不用这个态度嘛

1160
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,000
哥你听我讲

1161
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,880
从头到尾我并没有一定要结婚的意思

1162
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,800
你现在弄成这样

1163
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,520
我会觉得自己是个王八蛋

1164
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,200
我不是怪你

1165
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,840
只是

1166
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,480
我越来越不清楚跟心妍结婚

1167
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,800
是不是一件对的事

1168
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,240
不是只有这个大环境不好

1169
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,360
我也没有工作

1170
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,360
我都还没有毕业

1171
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,640
而且我觉得我跟心妍

1172
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,240
有个性不合的问题

1173
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,280
只是觉得压力有点大

1174
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,720
哎啊,放心啦

1175
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,640
我跟你讲

1176
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:34,560
有什么事情

1177
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,920
哥一定会罩你嘛,你不用

1178
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,960
你根本听不清楚啊

1179
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,080
你不要这么一厢情愿的好不好

1180
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,600
还是你真的觉得你是我爸

1181
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,520
你看你自己

1182
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,000
你连你自己生活都顾不好了

1183
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,240
更何况我

1184
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,400
顾好你自己就好了

1185
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,120
要不要结婚,我自己可以决定

1186
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,760
什么东西啊

1187
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,560
已经一个多礼拜没有联络了

1188
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,120
我现在传讯息给他

1189
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,680
他都已读不回

1190
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,880
他应该是反悔了

1191
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,360
这几天我在家里想了很多

1192
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,640
我从小是单亲家庭长大的

1193
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,560
其中一个梦想

1194
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,360
就是拥有一个美好的婚姻

1195
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,600
但我现在还不想勉强他

1196
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,240
还是取消吧

1197
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,000
我是说真的

1198
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,680
这个孩子

1199
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,440
我会把他生下来

1200
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,360
好好的照顾他,保护他

1201
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,920
你不用担心

1202
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,840
我不会跟你们家拿半毛钱的,真的

1203
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,720
你先不要这样想

1204
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,360
我弟

1205
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,160
我弟应该是在气头上

1206
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,680
等过几天他气消了之后

1207
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,560
没办法再过几天了

1208
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,400
婚礼都要来不及了

1209
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,280
然后最近我弟

1210
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,360
把我公司同事的肚子搞大了

1211
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,560
我妈要我负责

1212
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,960
我自己的弟弟嘛,帮忙应该的

1213
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,960
但要五百万

1214
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,400
我真的不知道要工作多久

1215
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,360
我才可以赚这五百万

1216
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,200
结果我弟

1217
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,840
竟然跟我说,我多管闲事

1218
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,600
多管闲事

1219
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,480
承恩

1220
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,360
不好意思 不会,不会

1221
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,280
让你等了一下

1222
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,240
你还没吃饭啊

1223
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,560
喔,对啊

1224
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,720
我想说买回去跟男朋友一起吃

1225
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,520
我帮你点了一杯饮料

1226
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,640
这杯也给你好了

1227
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:42,800
我还没喝过,我还没喝过

1228
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,200
一杯就好了啦

1229
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,800
那个

1230
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,480
你的手表我找到了

1231
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,560
找到了

1232
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,800
怎么这么乾净啊

1233
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,200
你洗过喔

1234
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:55,800
你在哪里找到的

1235
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,680
是

1236
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,600
会馆的人在路上找到的

1237
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,080
他们可能有特别收藏起来

1238
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,280
有擦拭过

1239
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,800
所以才特别乾净

1240
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,160
人也太好了吧

1241
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,920
谢谢你

1242
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,360
不会

1243
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,720
真的,很谢谢你

1244
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,200
不会

1245
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,840
那个

1246
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,520
时间差不多了

1247
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,800
我先上楼了

1248
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,960
你家住这里啊

1249
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,720
对啊,所以才跟你约这边

1250
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,360
喔,好

1251
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,440
请,请

1252
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,840
我还没喝过

1253
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,680
谢谢 不会

1254
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,600
谢谢

1255
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,000
掰掰

1256
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,520
刚那谁啊

1257
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,520
我有看到

1258
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,280
是那个叫什么

1259
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,960
承恩的

1260
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,160
他想把你吧

1261
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,840
我今天真的很累

1262
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,720
先吃晚饭吧

1263
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,680
我的手表

1264
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,560
早就知道你没心啦

1265
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,280
明明讲好一码归一码

1266
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,440
现在吵架了

1267
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,000
就不戴我送你的表了

1268
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,680
你还在生气喔

1269
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,840
好啦,对不起啦

1270
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,720
是我的错

1271
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,360
我跟你道歉,对不起

1272
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,480
不要生气好不好

1273
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,480
嗯,和好

1274
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,520
好

1275
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,240
为了表示我的诚意及对你的补偿

1276
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,400
我明天晚上请你吃饭

1277
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,280
礼车的部分加长多少

1278
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,240
五节

1279
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,840
已经是目前国内最长了

1280
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,480
你要放按摩浴缸都可以喔

1281
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,400
五节

1282
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,640
好像火车一样

1283
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,760
够不够豪华

1284
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,920
够,绝对够

1285
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,400
按摩浴缸不用啦

1286
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,080
麻将桌帮我弄一桌

1287
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,280
这时间上好像是有点赶

1288
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,360
但是我一定会努力

1289
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,360
我会努力做到的

1290
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,240
努力没有用,你要把它完成

1291
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,440
努力努力,好没有问题

1292
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,120
还有那个摄影团队呢

1293
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,200
已经是最高规格了

1294
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,440
高到没有办法再高

1295
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,840
西装

1296
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,600
找最好的

1297
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,560
欧规是L的

1298
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,880
韩版XL

1299
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,040
我的尺寸要记得啊

1300
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,280
没有问题

1301
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:28,880
你老公呢

1302
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,320
他在赶论文啦

1303
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,080
最近课业比较重,所以比较忙

1304
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,720
哥哥来也是一样的啊

1305
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:35,920
是啊,伯父

1306
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,040
有没有什么需要我帮忙的

1307
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,400
尽管跟我说

1308
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,120
那就麻烦你了,好不好

1309
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,800
不要忘啰

1310
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,040
红包

1311
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,840
了解 喔,是

1312
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,080
OK

1313
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,160
十五

1314
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,440
神经病

1315
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,960
没有混过就是这样

1316
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,880
好了,我们吃饭去了

1317
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,000
走

1318
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:02,920
等一下,我来

1319
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,960
我的金孙要注意一点,来

1320
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,040
小心,小心

1321
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,320
好啦

1322
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,960
伯父慢走 彪哥慢走

1323
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,880
掰掰

1324
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,280
谢谢你

1325
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,760
我本来以为钟伯父他不会满意的

1326
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,800
没想到你把他搞得服服贴贴的

1327
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,840
如果可以早一点认识你的话

1328
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,960
我想很多事情都会不一样

1329
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,920
你把我想的太好了啦

1330
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,720
没有,你是真的很好

1331
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,600
喔,我晚上呢

1332
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,080
还有一份工作

1333
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,640
听说那个薪水高

1334
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,560
还有小费拿

1335
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,360
所以我不能迟到

1336
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,960
好 我先走了

1337
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,440
搞什么啊,怎么不开机啊

1338
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,960
你是昀儒吗

1339
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,240
泱泱

1340
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,280
真的是你,也太巧了吧

1341
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,600
你怎么一个人在这边,没有人陪你来

1342
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,760
我男朋友在路上,很快就到了

1343
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,320
那我先跟你介绍一下

1344
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,480
这是我男朋友

1345
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,440
是洼草游戏公司的副总裁

1346
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,160
这是我大学同学

1347
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,720
品学兼优的校花

1348
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,600
条件都超好的

1349
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,720
但是我听说她之前待的那间公关公司

1350
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,560
好像倒了,对不对

1351
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,160
怎么会这样子啊

1352
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,640
对啊

1353
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,160
今天是你的生日,对不对

1354
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,920
你约会的对象,他迟到

1355
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:40,200
你现在脾气也太好了吧,都不会生气

1356
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,920
那我想对方的条件应该很棒吧

1357
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,800
不好意思,我来晚了

1358
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,640
这是

1359
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,120
我是SUMMER的客户

1360
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,280
她帮我弟的千万婚礼

1361
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:51,560
办得非常的好

1362
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,120
我们全家人都很满意

1363
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,480
怎么说

1364
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,040
你也是公司的第一把交椅

1365
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,520
这很正常

1366
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,720
我平常工作太忙了

1367
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,400
没有时间遇到像她这么好的女孩子

1368
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,520
想说趁著她生日约她吃个饭

1369
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,160
结果迟到了

1370
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,760
真的很不好意思

1371
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,160
听你这么说

1372
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,160
你的事业应该做得很好吧

1373
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,440
宝贝,你跟他交换一下名片

1374
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,960
说不定在未来事业上可以交个朋友呢

1375
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,360
这是我的名片

1376
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,040
那,昀儒

1377
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,120
生日快乐

1378
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,520
我们先走啰

1379
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,080
谢谢

1380
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,840
拜拜

1381
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,880
我以为会穿帮

1382
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,560
你怎么会在这里啊

1383
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,560
我不是有跟你说吗

1384
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,120
我有一份打工

1385
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,160
我在这边当泊车小弟啊

1386
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,720
这些都是客人的

1387
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,240
那名片呢

1388
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,680
也是他的啊

1389
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,000
我刚刚在外面看到那个小姐

1390
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,560
好像对你不是很友善

1391
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:13,120
所以我就擅自主张,然后

1392
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,360
不好意思啊

1393
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,120
不会

1394
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,400
你刚刚那样

1395
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,480
蛮帅的

1396
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,400
因为这些都客人的啦

1397
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,240
我要拿去干洗了,先走了

1398
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,240
我回来了

1399
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:29,760
你起来啰

1400
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,400
哇,没想到你那么早起

1401
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,920
只买一份早餐

1402
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,880
给你吃喔,放这里

1403
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,480
昨天CALL说什么

1404
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,080
谈要拍微电影的事情

1405
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,840
到了现场之后才发现

1406
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,600
只到企划阶段而已

1407
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,160
什么细节都还没有

1408
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,160
结果说什么

1409
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,240
既然人来都来了

1410
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:01,720
不然大家一起玩桌游

1411
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,160
后来阿凯刚好那档案过来

1412
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,840
他要过那个

1413
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,960
你知道昨天是我生日吗

1414
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,560
我们还是分手好了

1415
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,440
你一个小时之内,把东西搬出去

1416
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,840
不然我就丢掉了

1417
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,760
你生气啰

1418
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,360
对不起啦

1419
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,800
对不起啦,不要生气了

1420
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,480
我不是故意的啦

1421
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,200
再给我一次机会啦

1422
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,840
机会

1423
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,160
我给过你几次机会了

1424
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,200
这次是第一百零三次

1425
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,400
在一百次的时候

1426
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,120
我就告诉我自己,我要跟你分手

1427
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,920
可是我一直说服我

1428
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,680
你不是故意的

1429
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,960
我们错过了多少节日

1430
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,320
圣诞节

1431
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,760
跨年

1432
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,160
情人节

1433
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:55,680
交往周年

1434
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,800
还有我的生日

1435
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:01,080
每一次,你都有不同的藉口

1436
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,120
那些怎么会比我们两个

1437
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,560
每天相处在一起还重要呢

1438
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,240
我们有在相处吗

1439
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,240
我回家的时候

1440
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,560
你不是在看电视,就是在打电动

1441
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,280
我开心难过你有在意过吗

1442
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,000
如果我需要你的时候

1443
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,720
你都不在我身边

1444
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,480
我们在一起干嘛

1445
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:25,360
我就是因为,你都一直在我身边

1446
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,720
所以我才很自在

1447
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,840
很放心,很放松

1448
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,880
所以,好啦好啦,对不起啦

1449
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:35,920
是我不好,我会改过

1450
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,760
不要分手好不好

1451
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,360
你只剩下五十八分钟了

1452
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,360
什么东西啦

1453
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,920
什么啦

1454
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,960
对不起

1455
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,520
是我不好

1456
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,480
不要分手

1457
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,440
对不起,我会改过啊

1458
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,360
对不起,我真的不是故意

1459
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,400
你知道我就是这样啊

1460
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,320
我很放心而放松,对不起

1461
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,280
我会改过啊

1462
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:33,640
我不是故意的啊

1463
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:34,880
真的没有想到

1464
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,160
昀儒就这样大翻身了耶

1465
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,440
我听SUMMER说

1466
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,160
她是遇见星座大师,跟她说

1467
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,040
要找一个跟她一样衰的人

1468
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:43,960
就可以改运

1469
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:44,880
真的假的

1470
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,640
于是她才找了那个傻蛋

1471
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,200
说要当她弟的婚顾

1472
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,680
你说那天穿的全身脏兮兮

1473
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:50,600
不是那个意思

1474
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,520
昀儒还给他高价的那个傻蛋吗

1475
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,080
你听我解释,不是她们讲的那样

1476
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,320
其实你不用解释什么

1477
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,760
承恩

1478
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:05,680
对不起

1479
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,320
我的确是因为星座大师的关系

1480
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,240
所以

1481
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,240
当你弟的婚顾

1482
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,240
所以你后来运气变好了吧

1483
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,720
恭喜你喔

1484
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,640
其实我应该是要感谢你

1485
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,640
如果你没有叫我每天在镜子面前

1486
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:18,640
精神喊话的话

1487
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,720
我大概不会觉得我的人生

1488
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,000
这么充满希望

1489
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,600
这不是重点嘛

1490
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,080
重点是我真的已经反省过我自己

1491
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,480
我知道错了

1492
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,240
你没有错

1493
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,720
其实婚顾跟业务是一样的

1494
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,440
只要客户买单

1495
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,040
你能多谈多少价钱,都是你的本事

1496
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,160
我已经写好一份新的报价单

1497
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,360
我不会拿给钟伯父看

1498
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,600
我真的没有想要赚你钱的意思

1499
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,320
其实你不用跟我解释那么多

1500
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,120
也不用跟著我

1501
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,080
反正我们都签约了嘛

1502
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,960
我一定会找你当婚顾的

1503
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,560
我还有事,我先走了

1504
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,880
我可以不跟著你

1505
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,120
但你不要生我气了好不好

1506
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,680
我没有生你气

1507
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,320
我气的是我自己

1508
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,640
气我自己为什么这么好骗

1509
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,360
像个傻蛋一样

1510
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,480
只要坚持就一定做得到嘛

1511
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,160
对啊,我们做到了

1512
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,920
只是我做到的坚持像一个傻蛋

1513
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:21,960
我早该知道

1514
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:23,680
没有人会真心对我好

1515
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,560
连你也是

1516
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,800
走了

1517
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,560
轩轩,你功课做了没

1518
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,800
你不是要考试了吗

1519
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,240
怎么还不去念书啊

1520
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,880
哥讲话你有没有在听

1521
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,080
让黑骑士解救你的碎念病吧

1522
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:20,920
我不是说过了

1523
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,200
你拿我玩具你要先跟我说一声

1524
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,920
这是你放在别的抽屉

1525
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,720
我以为你不要了

1526
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:27,880
我怎么会不要

1527
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,040
你知不知道它价值一千美金耶

1528
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,440
我是要等你结婚的时候

1529
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,320
把它拿来当嫁妆用的

1530
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,920
你该不会一整个系列你都玩过了吧

1531
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:40,640
妈咧

1532
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,960
什么东西要一百万啊

1533
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,760
妈,你在里面吗

1534
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,600
来了,来了

1535
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,120
妈,你睡啰

1536
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,600
差不多,差不多

1537
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,800
我是要问你,这一百万收据是什么

1538
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,200
喔,那个我跟厂商买锅子的钱啊

1539
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,800
买锅子花了一百万

1540
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,040
就那个厂商年终特卖

1541
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,080
我想说多屯一点货

1542
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,360
我们卖了多赚一点啊

1543
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,360
再两天就要给小聘了耶

1544
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,040
那个,我

1545
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,040
算了,我打电话给阿明

1546
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,160
阿明,不不不,不要麻烦人家了

1547
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,120
不要打电话

1548
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,880
为什么我打给他

1549
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,680
你房间会有电话声

1550
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:38,760
没有

1551
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:39,920
怎么会有电话声

1552
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,440
没有啊

1553
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,880
没有,孩子我要睡了

1554
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:43,800
你赶快回去睡觉

1555
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,680
很晚了,我房间很乱,你不要进来

1556
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:46,600
很乱

1557
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,600
妈

1558
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,880
哇

1559
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,400
你不要拉啦

1560
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,880
支架都在

1561
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,800
开直播好了

1562
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,960
什么单身趴的讯息

1563
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,440
这很烦,谁会去啊

1564
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,920
大家好

1565
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:42,680
我是郭

1566
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,280
其实我是谁根本不重要

1567
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,240
你们要看不看随便你们

1568
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:56,160
反正呢,我也只是想找个人说话

1569
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,200
今天播完

1570
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,720
我大概以后也不会做直播了

1571
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,720
其实小时候

1572
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,840
我还算蛮聪明的

1573
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,000
功课还算不错

1574
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:11,720
都有在前十名以内

1575
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,520
但我弟啊,资优生

1576
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,440
永远都是第一名

1577
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,560
所以我小时候拿到的奖状

1578
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,480
不是拿去盖泡面

1579
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,120
就是拿去垫桌角

1580
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,480
其实因为他是我弟

1581
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:31,520
有这样的资优生其实也蛮高兴的

1582
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,600
我爸小时候就跟我说

1583
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,600
做人要心存善念

1584
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:39,800
助人为快乐之本

1585
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,360
这样才会善有善报

1586
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,600
上路,中路,还下路啊

1587
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,720
打野比较好

1588
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,440
你们大人真的很奇怪耶

1589
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:52,720
谈恋爱又不是做错什么事情

1590
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:53,880
被大哥知道又怎么样

1591
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,280
干嘛把我拉出来啦

1592
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,320
你怎么知道我在跟你妈谈恋爱啊

1593
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,160
你们两个整天在我面前走来走去

1594
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,680
我眼睛又没有瞎

1595
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,680
我们干嘛那么紧张

1596
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,400
干嘛要逃出来,为什么

1597
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:07,200
这不重要,先找出路吧

1598
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,560
哈哈哈哈哈

1599
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,520
这个我不叫其他人看

1600
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,200
不配做你好朋友啦

1601
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,080
我问你喔

1602
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,240
为什么跟分手比起来

1603
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:21,240
被那个郭承恩误会,你好像比较难过

1604
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,920
可能是因为我从以前到现在

1605
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,760
都没有当过坏人吧

1606
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,000
少来

1607
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:29,400
你该不会喜欢上那个倒霉鬼了吧

1608
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:35,280
你看那倒霉鬼正在直播耶

1609
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,240
而且人数一直往上飙耶

1610
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,040
你是不是还在想你哥的事

1611
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:45,840
别担心

1612
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,160
他一定知道你说的是气话啊

1613
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:50,240
会原谅你的

1614
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,120
他不知道啦

1615
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:02,640
SUMMER说你哥在直播耶

1616
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,720
好像有点怪怪的

1617
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,800
我哥直播很无聊

1618
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,520
妈,大哥在直播

1619
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,240
哈,在直播

1620
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,240
大哥在直播

1621
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,000
其实也不用刮了,都不会中的

1622
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,360
都跟你说我十二岁就知道

1623
01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:19,800
我是全世界最衰的那一个

1624
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,320
十二岁的时候

1625
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,120
我爸过世了

1626
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:27,680
我妹才刚出生

1627
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,920
我就一直打工啊,想办法赚钱

1628
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,240
就每天被帐单追著跑

1629
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:40,800
怎么样觉得,钱好像赚不够

1630
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,800
不管你打几份工

1631
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,560
钱永远不够花

1632
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,240
但无所谓了

1633
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,440
都是为了这个家嘛

1634
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,920
然后最近我弟

1635
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:11,000
把我公司同事的肚子搞大了

1636
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,080
我妈要我负责

1637
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,400
我自己的弟弟嘛,帮忙应该的

1638
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,480
但要五百万

1639
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:21,800
我真的不知道要工作多久

1640
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,680
我才可以赚这五百万

1641
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,760
结果我弟

1642
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,680
还是你真的觉得你是我爸啊

1643
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,200
竟然跟我说,我多管闲事

1644
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,360
他们家怎么这样

1645
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,560
还是你真的觉得你是我爸啊

1646
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:45,920
多管闲事

1647
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,840
然后我妹

1648
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:54,000
一直觉得我很啰嗦,一直在念她

1649
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,400
其实不是

1650
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:00,040
我觉得你很聪明

1651
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,840
然后你也很可爱

1652
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,720
我只是不希望你跟哥哥一样

1653
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,560
我希望你可以过得比我好

1654
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,200
所以我唠叨了点

1655
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,600
小姐这是您的林则徐有奶

1656
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,440
谢谢

1657
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,720
女朋友都被我追走了

1658
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,040
还这么衰

1659
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,720
帮你分享一下好了

1660
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,520
然后

1661
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,360
我弟的婚礼

1662
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,200
我找了一个婚顾

1663
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,520
这个婚顾厉害了

1664
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,800
她让我知道

1665
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:52,480
原来我还有这么一丁点的用处

1666
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:55,160
不对

1667
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,600
是这么一丁点的利用价值

1668
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,040
我真的要谢谢你

1669
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,520
谢谢你让我知道

1670
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:06,000
我的人生就是一场笑话

1671
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,560
就像是马戏团里面的猴子

1672
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,400
观赏用

1673
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,400
可是尽管如此我也不知道为什么

1674
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,720
我还是很希望我弟的婚礼

1675
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,000
可以很顺利的完成

1676
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,200
然后

1677
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,960
就不知道为什么

1678
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,040
就还是很喜欢

1679
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,800
我还是很喜欢那个

1680
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,840
倒下去了

1681
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,600
好像不太对欸

1682
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,160
我先回去一趟

1683
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,760
(阿干!这是直播自杀吗?)

1684
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:26,400
(神串必须留名!)

1685
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,280
(楚楚可怜)

1686
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,040
(现场有驻版记者吗 有挂快抄)

1687
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,920
(不要再嘴了 快救人)

1688
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,680
(有趣的事情要发生了)

1689
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:35,600
(叫救护车先啊)

1690
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,480
(住鬼岛不意外)

1691
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,200
(衰男硬起来啊)

1692
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,040
(我来讯息社群媒体)

1693
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:42,960
(好像有网友认识他)

1694
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,720
(是我们公司的客户)

1695
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,600
(别小看40岁中年大叔的人脉)

1696
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,360
(水!消息全上首页了)

1697
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,840
等我啊,哥

1698
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,640
前面有岔路,右转就下山了

1699
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,680
有岔路是不是,好好好

1700
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:17,240
吼唷,你真的很会挑时间耶

1701
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,800
哥

1702
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,440
哥,你有没有听到啊

1703
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,880
哥

1704
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:42,120
哥,你醒一醒啊

1705
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,520
对不起啦,都是我不好

1706
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,520
我不应该讲那些话

1707
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,240
你不要这样子啦

1708
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:50,040
儿子啊

1709
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,640
阿明哥,快点啦

1710
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,280
这不就来了吗,哎唷

1711
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,480
我只是觉得你太辛苦了

1712
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,600
你不要把那些话当真好不好,哥

1713
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:01,120
你醒一醒啊哥

1714
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,400
儿子啊,你怎么样啊

1715
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:08,080
妈妈只是把你当成是一家之主嘛

1716
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:09,960
弟弟的婚礼我也有想办法

1717
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,360
怎么啦

1718
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:13,480
哥

1719
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:17,520
还好吧

1720
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,440
不要闹

1721
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:21,680
承恩

1722
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,480
还好吧,有没有怎样

1723
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,000
承恩

1724
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,240
承恩

1725
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,920
对不起,怎么会这样

1726
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,520
对不起

1727
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,240
我一心想著要让自己转运

1728
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,920
没有想到会伤害到你

1729
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,720
可是我真的已经改过了

1730
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,120
我只是来不及跟你说而已

1731
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,560
你是我见过最有肩膀

1732
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:44,480
最值得信赖的人

1733
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:47,440
这段时间谢谢你一直照顾我

1734
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,640
你赶快醒来好不好

1735
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:52,200
让我也有机会可以照顾你嘛

1736
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,240
她,她怎么表白了

1737
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,520
不要吵啦,他还在直播

1738
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:01,640
打呼咧

1739
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:03,040
没礼貌

1740
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,560
喂

1741
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:21,520
YOYOYO,你好

1742
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,920
恭喜你,你就是第一名了

1743
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,640
本来我都没有注意到你

1744
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,040
想不到你是一匹黑马

1745
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,440
郭大哥,你真的不简单

1746
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,960
没想到一个晚上你跑到第一名

1747
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:36,840
我都有在看耶

1748
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,680
你做大哥真的很不容易

1749
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,920
这个家庭很需要你

1750
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,400
你真的很棒

1751
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:43,880
最后,恭喜你

1752
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,720
获得活动最大奖

1753
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,200
价值百万的别墅单身Party

1754
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:50,120
祝你玩得愉快

1755
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,080
哥

1756
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:04,600
对不起

1757
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,080
我把你的玩具恢复原状了

1758
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:08,240
没关系啦

1759
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:09,880
这本来就是给你的啊

1760
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,600
哥

1761
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:14,720
谢谢你为我们做的一切

1762
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,720
过去都是我太幼稚了

1763
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,240
我跟心妍的婚礼

1764
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,880
我会自己负责

1765
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,120
长大了

1766
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,920
哥哥,对不起喔

1767
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,360
辛苦你啰

1768
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,960
我和你妈,其实是真心的

1769
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:31,880
你们两个

1770
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,520
你们两个这件事情

1771
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,360
我需要一点时间消化一下

1772
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,320
好啦

1773
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,640
你们今天是怎么回事啊

1774
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:40,840
干嘛这么肉麻

1775
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,840
我们就想告诉你,我们爱你啊,爱你

1776
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,200
好

1777
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:46,880
钱呢,我会想办法再赚

1778
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:48,360
因为家只有一个

1779
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,280
你也在啊

1780
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,800
看你现在什么样子

1781
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:54,000
你还记得你昨天晚上干了什么好事吗

1782
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:56,800
我是不大记得啦

1783
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,720
说到这

1784
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,040
我刚刚好像接到了一个

1785
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,120
诈骗集团来的视讯电话

1786
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:05,840
他说我好像获得第一名的单身趴

1787
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,680
欸我跟你说,那不是诈骗集团

1788
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:10,120
是真的

1789
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,080
我跟你说,我朋友直播都输你

1790
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:13,000
他刚刚还视讯告诉我

1791
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,120
说你这次直播

1792
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,680
收到好多礼物,赚到好多钱

1793
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:17,600
你赚翻了你

1794
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,520
所以是真的

1795
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,160
是真的

1796
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,680
那我们不需要什么单身趴

1797
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:22,920
我们折现好了

1798
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:24,960
不不不,我们需要单身趴

1799
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,520
要趴啊,要趴,要趴

1800
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:28,960
刚好办在你弟结婚前啊

1801
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:30,680
对啊,太完美了是不是

1802
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,640
你说是不是,GIVE ME FIVE

1803
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,400
乾杯

1804
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,760
第一名是我儿子

1805
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,360
你说直播第一名,是你儿子

1806
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,280
真的啊

1807
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:35,680
看不出来

1808
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:38,520
我跟你介绍一下我男朋友,男朋友

1809
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,880
新朋友

1810
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,960
哈啰你好,Nice to meet you

1811
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,200
我老婆

1812
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,360
讨厌 她太久没吃肉了

1813
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:51,440
很高兴认识你

1814
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:52,560
我是微电影的导演

1815
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:53,480
酷

1816
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:54,400
请问怎么称呼

1817
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,320
我叫泱泱

1818
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,320
泱泱,你好 你好

1819
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:58,320
是这样,我们现在手边有个案子

1820
01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,760
他们想要做产品的行销

1821
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,080
要拍个微电影

1822
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:02,640
我们现在在找女主角

1823
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,040
我刚看了一下

1824
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:05,800
觉得你的型还满适合的

1825
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:11,760
怎么了,肚子饿了吗,来

1826
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,160
小姐

1827
01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:21,880
我来帮忙吧

1828
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,680
好,麻烦

1829
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:26,800
我们一起

1830
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,200
小心

1831
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,600
一二三

1832
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:38,160
终于搬完了,这应该最后一个了吧

1833
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:39,400
希望是

1834
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:41,760
真的还好有你帮忙

1835
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,840
酒呢,我还要喝酒

1836
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:47,320
没有酒了,你休息吧

1837
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,520
我觉得该喝酒的是我们两个

1838
01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:53,080
对,走

1839
01:25:56,840 --> 01:26:00,280
你那天为什么要喝酒啊

1840
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:04,640
有很多原因啦

1841
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:09,480
很多原因总是会有一个

1842
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,800
最主要的原因吧

1843
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:17,520
应该不是因为我吧

1844
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:22,560
我跟我男朋友分手了

1845
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,600
什么时候的事啊

1846
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,480
有几天了

1847
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,040
不好意思

1848
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:41,400
突然间不知道该讲什么话安慰你

1849
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:45,680
该怎么说呢

1850
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:48,280
承恩

1851
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:52,000
承恩

1852
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,160
我之前一定给你很多压力

1853
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:00,200
对不起

1854
01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:09,520
昀儒

1855
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,600
昀儒

1856
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:34,160
我的好运好像在获得单身趴之后

1857
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:35,400
就结束了

1858
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:39,200
SUMMER就这样消失在我的生活里

1859
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:41,680
彷彿她从来没有出现过

1860
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,360
找到了

1861
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:52,720
真的没想到在你那里

1862
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,520
对啊,找了一下,在我座位底下

1863
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,120
谢谢

1864
01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,720
从来不打烊的便利商店

1865
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:01,520
竟然也有休息的一天

1866
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:08,360
我想了各种的方法联络她

1867
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,720
就是没有她的消息

1868
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:15,600
喂小翎啊

1869
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:17,080
我是承恩

1870
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:20,280
我知道我问过了很多遍

1871
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,480
但我还是想再确认一下

1872
01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:25,640
SUMMER有跟你连络吗

1873
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:29,120
是这样啊

1874
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:32,000
我去她婚纱店问过了

1875
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,560
她已经离职了

1876
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,600
那如果她有跟你连络的话

1877
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,800
麻烦请你告诉她

1878
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:40,760
我在找她

1879
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:43,000
谢谢你

1880
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:55,640
倒是,我想如果以后

1881
01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,520
没有什么重要的事情

1882
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,480
我们还是不要见面好了

1883
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,440
我真的是

1884
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:04,640
宇宙无敌霹雳超级倒霉鬼

1885
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,480
那是因为你还没有见识过

1886
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:08,520
我到底有多衰

1887
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:11,280
我才怕我把我的衰运给你加倍呢

1888
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,280
可是这一段时间发生的事

1889
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:22,720
却一幕幕那么清晰的占据我的脑海里

1890
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,720
没有她的日子

1891
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:28,280
感觉生命里

1892
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:30,280
缺少了什么

1893
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:33,520
对不起

1894
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:35,360
我刚刚是为了闪一只狗所以

1895
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,080
我们私下和解好不好

1896
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:40,160
我开的是公司车

1897
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:41,680
对不起

1898
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:46,120
虽然我们认识没有很久

1899
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,720
但总觉得

1900
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:52,440
跟她像是相识很多年

1901
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,720
就像是我们

1902
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,040
今生就要注定相遇

1903
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:00,640
SUMMER

1904
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:03,760
我好想你

1905
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,680
我想要再见到你一面

1906
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:19,160
SUMMER

1907
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:21,560
SUMMER

1908
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,400
SUMMER

1909
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:27,400
对不起,我认错人了

1910
01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:16,880
我找了你好久

1911
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:24,080
你女朋友呢

1912
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:32,440
所以你一直在找我喔

1913
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:38,840
我喜欢你

1914
01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:03,080
希望你到新的学校一切顺利

1915
01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:04,200
运气变好喔

1916
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,520
谢谢老师

1917
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:29,680
等一下,故事还没有结束喔

1918
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:30,720
后来我跟心妍

1919
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:32,720
就跑到拉斯维加斯去结婚了

1920
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:33,640
而且这中间

1921
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:35,920
完全没有花到我哥任何一毛钱

1922
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,240
好,以上回答完这个

1923
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,640
啾啾小歪G的问题

1924
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:40,760
那接下来

1925
01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:43,040
我要继续介绍我这个很厉害的奶嘴

1926
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:44,120
这个奶嘴所有的

1927
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,800
郭承翰,不是叫你好好照顾宝宝吗

1928
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:49,040
有阿,我有啊,他在睡觉

1929
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:52,080
阿公亲一下

1930
01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:55,800
什么阿公亲一下

1931
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:57,720
你是想吓坏小宝宝是不是

1932
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,320
阿公归阿公

1933
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:00,720
哥哥才是一家之主阿

1934
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,640
嗨,各位朋友们,大家好

1935
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:04,960
不知道各位今天过的好吗

1936
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:07,360
天气很好

1937
01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:10,320
嗨,承恩赶快把外套穿起来

1938
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,280
我们要来不及了啦,我来

1939
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:15,360
我拿著,我们赶著出门

1940
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:17,880
所以我还是把直播的现场

1941
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,440
还给我弟好了

1942
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:20,920
对,还给我

1943
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,320
不好意思,不好意思

1944
01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:25,120
你说我哥跟SUMMER结婚

1945
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,240
没有,完全是误会

1946
01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:29,360
我哥是拿他第一名直播的奖金

1947
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:31,440
跟SUMMER合开一间工作室

1948
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:34,840
不过,才刚创业比较辛苦

1949
01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:36,480
两个要兼职做MODEL

1950
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:38,720
你也知道有时候

1951
01:33:39,480 --> 01:33:41,880
老公,小孩又噗噗了

1952
01:33:42,160 --> 01:33:43,120
我先去换尿布

1953
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:44,320
今天的直播就到这里

1954
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:45,880
拜拜

1955
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:53,000
地球人真是莫名其妙

1956
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,680
其实,我二哥说的故事

1957
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,520
都收录我这一本

1958
01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:59,560
唱衰笔记本

1959
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,360
不信你们看

1960
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:14,560
两千万来办这个婚事

1961
01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:16,520
但是

1962
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,720
我知道了

1963
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:23,800
老人家 一个男生陪你们到海岛上

1964
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:25,000
去参加的婚礼

1965
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:26,720
你们碍眼

1966
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:27,920
不是

1967
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:30,720
对不起

1968
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,240
不是说的婚礼

1969
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:41,000
怎么样啊

1970
01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:46,400
怎么？

1971
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:48,760
动啊

1972
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:50,960
还在笑

1973
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,480
确定

1974
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,880
你们确定要下订豪华摩登套餐

1975
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:05,920
搭配十七世纪英式圣多拉那教堂

1976
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:08,200
今世今度最强的

1977
01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:22,680
你妈也真是的

1978
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,560
怎么会想到这个办法帮你找工作

1979
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:27,000
拜托

1980
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:29,240
最后重担还不是落在我身上

1981
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:30,520
那是我爸喔

1982
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:32,840
就是说人啊就是要坚持

1983
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:34,240
才会成功

1984
01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:35,200
欸呀

1985
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:37,160
不要说做兄弟不照顾你,好不好？

1986
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,320
我刚买两张刮刮乐就中两千三

1987
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,640
这一张送你

1988
01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:43,240
刮一下 一百万

1989
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:46,640
没中

1990
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:50,360
刮刮乐依照我的经验
至少刮一百张吧

1991
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:51,800
一百张

1992
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:54,280
我跟你讲

1993
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:55,560
你明天就开始做一些

1994
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:56,880
平常不会做的事情

1995
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:58,160
你做就转运了

1996
01:35:58,240 --> 01:35:59,920
我以前从来不投资的

1997
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,160
就是听你说要投资什么比特币

1998
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:03,680
我去买 买完之后呢

1999
01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:06,400
过没多久就跌了百分之二十

2000
01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:08,960
我真有朋友这样变千万富翁的好不好

2001
01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:10,920
不信你问他

2002
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:12,240
买很多比特币

2003
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:14,480
经纪人就是我买比特币赚到的