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這裡啊

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大概有目測一百張的彩券吧

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我可以跟你打賭

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這一百張的刮刮樂彩券

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一張都不會中

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不信啊，刮給你看

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第一張

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第二張啦

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跟你說啦，真的不會中

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我從12歲的時候
就知道我是一個衰鬼

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借我抄一下

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不要啦

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-拜託啦
-不要

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我借你遊戲啊

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-喂，你抄快一點啦
-好啦…

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郭承恩

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給我出來

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你真的讓我太失望了

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你一直都這麼優秀

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我知道爸爸過世

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媽媽幫你轉學

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你也不可以因為不在這邊唸
就作弊啊

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老師，可是我…

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-還說
-老師

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還頂嘴，站好

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好了…

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再感人的場面

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也常常被我搞成荒謬的局面

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-好了…老師知道了
-老師

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-你誤會我了
-老師知道了，好了…

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-老師知道，沒事了
-我沒有作弊

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就像我的家

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看起來是正常的

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看起來

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三、二、一，笑一個

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其實我媽是個老公主

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我搞不懂她到底在家混什麼

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反正呢，她老是等我回家做飯給她吃

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哇，你魔術師都練到第七級了

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比我還厲害

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你到底有沒有在唸書啊？

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是阿明哥哥幫我鍛鍊的啦

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只要是軒軒開心的事我都會做

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我說阿明哥哥

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可不可以麻煩把你的手

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從我妹妹的肩膀上拿開？

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喔，好

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而我那優秀的弟弟

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就是躲在學校不畢業

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郭承翰

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你在幹什麼？

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回簡訊

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呵呵，我想到你未來的職業了

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網拍小幫手

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這樣就可以寄簡訊給別人一整天了

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我的可愛妹妹

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有嚴重的中二病

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她一直覺得她自己有
可以主宰一切的超能力

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大哥故意鎖門不給進

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我唱衰他被吐得一身腥

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身邊有這些人已經夠慘了

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每天上班對我來說

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就像是一場艱苦的戰役

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13樓，謝謝

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我搭下一班

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你們可以上去了

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怎麼每次遇到你就沒有好事？

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不好意思

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遲到

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終於到了

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不會吧

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沒收訊

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完蛋…

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有沒有人啊？

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有沒有人啊？

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其實光出個門

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就常常一團混亂

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好險

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我猜到了

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哎呀

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承恩

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怎麼這麼剛好？

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不好意思啦

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早啊，阿嬤

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沒關係，我習慣了

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我有自己帶毛巾

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歹勢啦

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阿嬤，我去上班囉

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又來

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到底是哪一個死屁孩？

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越趕時間就越塞車

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這件事情對我來說啊

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已經是司空見慣了

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導航明明顯示沒車

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這也太塞了吧

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所以

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不能遲到的時候遲到

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就好像一點也不意外了

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等我一下喔

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剩下面

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對不起…我遲到了

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對不起

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不是說好不要遲到嗎？

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我等了半個鐘頭

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你不要再跟我說是你家人怎樣

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我都不想聽

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你哪來的車啊？

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就你不是每天都在抱怨說

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我騎車載你

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然後搞得你好像肖婆一樣？

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所以我就買了台二手車

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你哪來的錢？

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貸款啊

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不過你不用擔心

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我只要看到你開心地笑

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我就滿足了

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夢凡說清楚了嗎？

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哈囉，幸會

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幸會

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我想的車跟你想的車有一點不一樣

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我們到此結束吧

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對不起…

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我剛剛是為了閃一隻狗，所以…

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我們私下和解好不好？

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我開的是公司車

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對不起

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從我小學

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莫名其妙在樓梯摔了一跤那天開始

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我的運氣就沒有好過

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-你怎麼用倒啦？
-不是我

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是你用倒，你害我全身都濕掉了

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天啊，又來了

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喂？寶貝，你在哪？

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煩耶

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美好的婚禮呢？

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到我手上

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就會完全變了調

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著火了…

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水…有沒有水？水，有沒有水？

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誰拿水來

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怎麼辦？

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破了啦

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寶貝，你怎麼了？

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哪裡不舒服？

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車子剛剛被人家爆掉了啦

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他偷襲的

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真的很…

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不過是一個虛擬的遊戲

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你有必要這麼認真嗎？

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我這次不會再被偷襲了

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隨便你

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還好你要去的地方跟我順路

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不然我真的不知道要怎麼辦

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車子修多少錢我一定會賠給你

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不好意思，我接個電話

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-喂？
-喂？

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你到哪了啊？

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大戶在催了啦，他後面還有客人

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你請他們先不要催

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跟他們說，我們下高速公路就到了

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-喂？
-聽到了

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那女人還在，你自求多福啦

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喂？

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不好意思喔

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沒關係

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你確定這裡可以走嗎？

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好像過不去耶

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我們繞一下好了

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你真的確定這裡可以走嗎？

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應該是路標剛改吧

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不然這樣好了

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我自己叫計程車好了

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拜託你再給我一次機會

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真的快要到了

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前面就是高速公路了

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所以你是賣農產品的業務啊？

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這很明顯是你的導航出錯了吧

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我應該沒有輸錯啊

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可是這裡到底是哪裡？

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哎唷，再這樣下去

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我真的也要遲到了啦

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那不然你先開車走好了

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我自己再想辦法

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我自己再想辦法離開

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前方三百公尺請左轉

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沒關係，我用手機APP導航

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怎麼啦？

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打不開

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怎麼辦？

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不會吧

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我的公事包還在裡面

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完蛋了…完蛋了啦

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我沒有要怪你的意思，我只是…

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我沒有衛生紙

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衣服，我衣服借你

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哎唷，我真的很衰

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目的地抵達您的左手邊

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左手邊

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左手邊

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是這裡沒錯啊

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鳥屎耶

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你們也太無情了，把他丟在這裡

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謝謝各位大哥喔

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謝謝…

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老闆說他酒錢還沒付

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那多少錢啊？

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-九千八？
-九千八？

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-快點
-好…

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等一下…拜託…

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你不要在那邊…

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不是，我錢包真的不見了

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你是業務當久了，油條喔？

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-沒有，我…
-快一點

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我錢包真的不見了

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我來

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一萬塊不用找

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謝謝

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起來啊

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-起來啦
-喂，起來…

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滾啦

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你不要每次都喝成這樣

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要我開你車啦

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我剛剛付九千八

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你不要這樣好不好？

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走囉

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不要吐在我車上

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哇

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我的天啊

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幹嘛啊？

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我的天啊

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先生，你的咖啡好囉

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-好，謝謝
-謝謝

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找到了

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真的沒想到在你那裡

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對啊，找了一下，在我座位底下

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謝謝

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我有時候覺得人生

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就是會發生一些很荒謬的事情

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你都沒有絕望過嗎？

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不行啦，我弟弟妹妹都還在唸書

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家裡需要我

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不過

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我弟，他博士快畢業了

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等到他畢業找到工作之後

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00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,840
我就輕鬆多了

248
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,560
對不起耶

249
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,400
我這個月薪水發了

250
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,400
我一定會趕快還你錢

251
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,320
真的…

252
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,680
沒關係

253
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,400
這個人嘛

254
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,480
有時候手頭緊一點，我懂

255
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,280
倒是，我想如果以後

256
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,840
沒有什麼重要的事情

257
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,960
我們還是不要見面好了

258
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,200
這不是我要自誇啦

259
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,960
我真的是宇宙無敵霹靂超級倒楣鬼

260
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,080
我怕我把我的霉運傳染給你

261
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,200
差不多了

262
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,320
-不好意思
-不…

263
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,880
-來，這個
-謝謝

264
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,080
你會不會冷啊？

265
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160
不會

266
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,960
-對不起
-不會…

267
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,480
其實挺搭的

268
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,360
那我們有什麼重要的事情

269
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,520
我們就簡訊聯絡好了

270
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,720
好

271
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,640
我先走了

272
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,560
謝謝

273
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,720
走囉

274
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,480
早安

275
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,960
早

276
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,920
這是公司附近最搶手的牛角麵包

277
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,400
拿一個當早餐吧

278
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,960
哇，感覺你買的麵包就特別香耶

279
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,960
好吃

280
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:24,920
是這個很有名

281
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,840
給我

282
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,760
蝗蟲啊你們

283
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,960
謝謝

284
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,160
承恩

285
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,200
吃早餐了嗎？

286
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,480
我吃過了，謝謝喔

287
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,800
這個給你

288
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,880
謝謝

289
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,920
不是

290
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,800
你褲子黏到一個口香糖

291
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,000
謝謝

292
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,920
心妍不顧一切地走過來

293
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,240
你卻拒絕她的牛角麵包？

294
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,480
不要喝冰的，我要喝熱的

295
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,400
熱的

296
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,320
真的假的？

297
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400
真的

298
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,640
真的是熱的

299
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,120
開玩笑

300
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,320
但這哪裡來的啊？

301
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,840
那邊啊

302
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,240
老闆自己從宮廟搬回來的

303
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,640
平安茶喝了會什麼？

304
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,800
業務大吉

305
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,520
然後順便幫忙做善事

306
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,480
你是怎樣啊？

307
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,720
心妍都主動來找你，你在那邊…

308
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,160
“我吃飽了”

309
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,040
沒有啦，她找我是別的事

310
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,240
心妍，我這個報表有問題

311
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,240
你幫我看一下

312
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,520
你看，外型甜美，心地又好

313
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,800
又能幹

314
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,320
我等一下再去找你

315
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,240
CP值這麼高，你還不快去

316
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,200
我沒那個條件

317
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,480
承恩

318
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,680
我有事情跟你說

319
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,040
我去茶水間等你

320
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,760
茶水間

321
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,280
快點，暗號

322
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,680
我們進不去的喔

323
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,760
去，快，快去

324
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,680
加油，快去

325
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,560
要不要喝杯熱水？

326
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,560
就是…

327
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,520
我喜歡你很久了

328
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,480
你為人善良體貼

329
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,520
又有著低調的帥氣

330
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,200
吃苦耐勞、誠實又守信

331
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,680
是我理想中的對象

332
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,960
請你當我的男…

333
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,520
承恩

334
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,200
我口好渴

335
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,040
就是…我…

336
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,200
可不可以陪我去醫院一趟？

337
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,680
恭喜你當爸爸媽媽囉

338
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,880
寶寶六週囉

339
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,400
那她最近可能會有一些孕吐

340
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,000
那我開葉酸給你們

341
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,680
待會兒外面等一下

342
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,880
護士會拿處方籤

343
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,040
和媽媽手冊給你們

344
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,120
記得多吃一些保養品喔

345
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,800
-謝謝醫生
-謝謝醫生

346
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,520
那這些注意事項都清楚了嗎？

347
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,480
請稍坐一下

348
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,840
有聽沒有懂

349
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,920
嗯

350
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,040
孩子的爸知道這件事嗎？

351
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,880
他心臟比較小顆啦

352
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,600
我怕他知道了之後，會承受不了

353
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,480
男人就應該要敢做敢當啊

354
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,120
怎麼會這麼沒有肩膀

355
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,520
沒有家教？

356
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,040
你怎麼知道我在這啊？

357
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,400
他是來找我的

358
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,160
你怎麼會這樣…

359
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,200
那你們怎麼認識的啊？

360
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,400
是因為你

361
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,360
喂？哥

362
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,040
你在哪啊？

363
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,360
客戶臨時要你請吃宵夜？

364
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,640
我在你辦公室啊

365
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,760
對啊，我剛從圖書館過來

366
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,960
那…

367
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,640
涼麵跟貢丸湯

368
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,360
嗯

369
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,920
（旅館）

370
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,360
夠了

371
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,960
郭承翰

372
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,200
給我過來

373
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,440
過來啦

374
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,840
站好

375
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,840
你搞什麼啊？

376
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,800
你搞什麼啊？

377
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,480
叫你戴套，為什麼不戴？

378
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,440
要戴，要戴了啦

379
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,960
爸之前是怎麼交代的？

380
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,240
他說凡事不是都要安全第一嗎？

381
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,360
結果你現在搞出一條人命來

382
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,560
我本來第一個就想跟你講

383
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,080
可是阿明哥說心妍是你的女神

384
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,840
不要聽他在那邊亂講

385
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,400
你要好好對人家，你知不知道？

386
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,120
你真的不在意？

387
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,880
你不要理阿明哥

388
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,880
我們現在要做的

389
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,760
應該是要想接下來該怎麼辦

390
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,200
哥

391
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,520
有你在真好

392
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,800
好啦，我一定會幫忙

393
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,040
別轉了，頭都暈了

394
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,680
不好意思，兩位先生

395
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,960
可以請你們安靜一點嗎？

396
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,880
那請問這本媽媽手冊是要給哪位呢？

397
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,560
恭喜艾咪

398
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,880
恭喜綺綺

399
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,160
這個月的業績都衝破百萬了

400
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,680
尤其是綺綺

401
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,880
你的郵輪婚禮設計，客戶非常滿意

402
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,040
我會努力的

403
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,160
除了婚宴會館走道擺放蠟燭

404
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,440
燒到新娘裙擺

405
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,840
公司賠了20萬

406
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,040
海島婚禮遇到颱風

407
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,200
新人拒付尾款

408
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,800
還有上週那個新郎

409
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,320
撞毀禮車置之不理後

410
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,240
我不知道還有什麼好消息

411
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,840
你可以跟我們說呢？

412
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,720
我真的很抱歉給公司這麼大的困擾

413
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,120
這兩個月我真的不知道怎麼了

414
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,760
但是我真的有好消息要告訴大家

415
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,760
我接到一對在歐洲工作的準夫妻

416
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,960
他們希望可以預約到

417
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,880
現在排隊要超過一年以上的

418
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,320
布拉格古堡舉行婚禮

419
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,360
我馬上打電話去給古堡確認

420
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,880
沒想到他們下個月正好有人取消婚禮

421
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,800
所以呢，我就順利排到檔期了

422
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,280
只是他們希望我可以
先匯50萬的訂金過去

423
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,560
我跟那對新人講

424
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,360
他們馬上就快遞支票給我了

425
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,440
-所以我覺得太順利…
-昀儒

426
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,560
你昨天給我那張50萬支票

427
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,840
跳票了

428
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,200
-跳票？
-天啊

429
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,800
-怎麼可能？
-跳票？

430
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,320
我打電話給那個林先生

431
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,080
我的天哪

432
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,120
我的老天

433
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,320
不會跳票吧，不可能吧

434
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,080
關機

435
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,680
沒事的，沒事

436
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,080
他們只是因為在搭飛機
一定沒有問題的

437
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,000
等等

438
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,440
之前好像才有同行被類似的事情詐騙

439
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,560
還特地傳照片要我們小心

440
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,800
昀儒

441
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,400
是不是這兩個人啊？

442
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,240
對，是他們

443
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,320
不是吧

444
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,440
你怎麼這麼不小心啊？

445
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,640
昀儒

446
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,680
這件事情我先幫你壓著

447
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,960
但是你最好趕快想辦法湊錢還給公司

448
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,240
不然老闆查帳發現

449
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,720
你就慘了

450
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,720
你把承恩公司裡面最漂亮那個心妍

451
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,240
肚子給搞大了？

452
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,360
幹得好，弟弟

453
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,160
你跟你爸真是如出一轍

454
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,200
有其父必有其子

455
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,440
你爸如果他知道的話

456
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,400
他一定會很高興的

457
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,080
然後要你趕快把對方娶回家

458
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,240
會不會太快了？

459
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,520
我還沒有想清楚

460
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,240
幹嘛要想清楚？

461
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,560
就這麼點小事

462
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,640
人家說長兄如父

463
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,080
你哥一定會幫你搞定的

464
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,000
對不對？哥哥

465
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,120
-我？
-交給你了

466
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,240
就這麼點小事

467
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,200
-來，多吃一點
-多吃一點

468
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,480
媽

469
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,480
你不要再幫妹妹買那個什麼
角色扮演的衣服了

470
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,600
該不會又花了五千塊？

471
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,320
你搞錯了

472
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,440
是六千

473
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,080
不要緊張

474
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,960
我送她的

475
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,600
你幹什麼東西？

476
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,280
來我家蹭飯是沒有問題

477
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,560
別想打我妹主意

478
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,160
其實你搞錯了

479
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,280
-等等…對…
-手幹什麼？拿開

480
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,280
好重要的事情

481
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,760
你不要忘了，要約那個心妍她爸吃飯

482
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,680
對不對？

483
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,840
要約她爸吃飯

484
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,840
記得…

485
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,840
我們吃飯吧

486
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,360
來…吃飯

487
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,640
其實也不用刮了，都不會中的

488
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,800
12歲的時候

489
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,360
我爸過世了

490
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,080
我妹才剛出生

491
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,400
我就一直打工啊，想辦法賺錢

492
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,760
我就每天被帳單追著跑

493
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:36,080
怎麼樣都覺得，錢好像賺不夠

494
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,000
不管你打幾份工

495
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,600
錢永遠不夠花

496
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,520
但無所謂了

497
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,920
都是為了這個家嘛

498
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,200
來，各位請用

499
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,280
來，坐

500
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,360
-請用
-來，先用，請

501
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,000
我想搞清楚一點

502
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,080
是哪一個把我女兒肚子搞大的？

503
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,080
雙節棍

504
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,760
沒有…只有我一個

505
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,680
一個一個站起來就好
站起來兩個幹嘛？

506
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,560
嚇我一跳

507
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,640
有種，幹得好

508
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,920
我欣賞你

509
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,680
來，我敬你

510
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,680
謝伯父

511
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,480
坐下

512
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,120
現在的年輕人

513
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,760
講到結婚生小孩，嚇都嚇死

514
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,040
你有這種架式

515
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,720
林北欣賞你

516
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,440
是…對…

517
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,840
以前傳統什麼大聘、小聘

518
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,120
囉哩囉嗦的

519
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,480
我們通通把它省掉

520
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,080
太複雜、太麻煩

521
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,200
不如我們這樣子

522
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,360
只要小聘

523
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,760
好，當然好…

524
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,960
一百萬，底線，你看怎麼樣？

525
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,520
我朋友富二代他…

526
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,240
你們兩個在屁哩噗嚕幹什麼？

527
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,520
你怎麼講話…幹嘛？

528
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,840
你是不屑是不是？

529
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,320
嫌貴嗎？幹嘛？

530
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,960
她是過季的東西嗎？

531
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,560
嘰哩咕嚕的耶

532
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,840
我女兒幹嘛？不值這個錢嗎？

533
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,200
莫名其妙，怎麼樣？

534
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,360
我阿彪在江湖上，人家叫我阿沙力彪

535
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,760
我就不希望囉嗦

536
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,240
這個大聘我們拿掉

537
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,960
就留小聘就好

538
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,960
把這個省下來的錢呢

539
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,520
到海島上去

540
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,160
度個開心的蜜月

541
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,040
只要是二等親的親友

542
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,960
通通招待來這邊玩

543
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,440
但是注意到

544
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,600
不要亂花錢

545
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,000
什麼頭等艙不要

546
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,200
經濟艙不要

547
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,520
商務艙就好

548
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,400
爸，我跟你也快三年沒見了

549
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,240
需要請到二等親嗎？

550
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,200
兩位也這麼久沒見啊

551
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,400
親家公是長年在海外嗎？

552
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,880
不用講那麼多

553
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,600
林北是來找工作的喔？

554
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,960
介紹我的履歷啊？

555
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,880
剛才我講的重點來了

556
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,520
底價一百萬

557
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,720
我們呢…

558
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,800
又喘氣了是吧？

559
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,600
我們呢

560
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,800
婚禮把它辦得非常地風光

561
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,640
但是不奢華

562
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,320
一千萬就把它搞定

563
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,760
一百萬小聘費用

564
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,000
但是，我會感受得到你們年輕人

565
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,360
喜歡在一塊，不希望有老人家參加

566
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,000
我，有自知之明

567
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,840
如果說你不希望我去

568
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,240
你們折合現金88萬

569
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,880
讓我留在台灣

570
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,480
以思念、痛苦的心情

571
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,160
享用這88萬

572
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,800
在台灣就可以了

573
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,960
所以說，總共是1188萬

574
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,160
1188，一一發發

575
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,840
你看怎麼樣？

576
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,280
沒事，嚇我一跳

577
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,840
婚禮五百萬

578
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,880
一百萬小聘我就不殺價了

579
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,280
您意下如何？

580
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,880
你說什麼？

581
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,600
江湖上沒有人敢跟我阿彪討價還價

582
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,800
但是你的樣子我欣賞

583
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,760
搞定

584
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,920
其實我不覺得她爸會真的殺了我們

585
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,120
我也不這樣覺得

586
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,280
媽，那你還答應他

587
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,080
唉唷

588
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,960
我的意思是說

589
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,960
這你爸現在人都已經不在了

590
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,120
那我總要為他
還有為郭家留點面子嘛

591
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,920
怎麼能在別人面前叫窮呢？

592
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,600
我連弟的學貸都還沒繳完

593
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,160
不要說婚禮了

594
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,640
小聘我都付不出來

595
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,600
對啊

596
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,560
我有個朋友他也是生完小孩

597
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,600
過了六年才去登記結婚

598
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,160
現在的人沒有這麼急嘛

599
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,680
哥哥

600
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,480
你媽我做這個代購

601
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,120
也不是三、五天的事了

602
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,640
你現在幫我打包寄出這些鍋子

603
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,080
我賣一個是賺一千

604
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,880
賣十個就是賺一萬

605
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,280
再加上我原來的存款，應該有…

606
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,400
存款？

607
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,440
媽你有存款
為什麼每個月的水電費都是我在繳？

608
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,480
你這個存款是要以備不時之需的嘛

609
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,120
好了…這樣好了

610
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,920
我幫你出一百萬

611
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,400
幫我？

612
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,880
對啊，哥哥

613
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,280
你上次不是還拿你那個定存的一百萬

614
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,000
去買那個什麼比利媽的逼嗎？

615
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,640
-是比特幣
-是比特幣

616
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,600
好啊，比特幣

617
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,880
你把它拿去賣一賣

618
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,400
然後我們兩個的錢加起來

619
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,560
說不定超過三百萬

620
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,800
不是啦，媽

621
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,120
我覺得這個錢不該你們花

622
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,040
你先把你的博士拿到手再說吧你

623
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,800
哥哥

624
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,800
我想到一個好辦法，你看好不好

625
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,560
我們呢，先找一個婚顧

626
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:44,040
然後呢，讓他把報價單
三百萬寫成五百萬

627
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,600
交給心妍她爸

628
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,880
這樣是不是很可以？

629
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,920
是不是很棒？

630
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,880
我真的很聰明耶

631
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,320
蒙納斯大帝預言

632
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,880
“謊言會加快地球毀滅的速度”

633
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,720
你在啊

634
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,040
軒軒

635
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,240
我說你的品味也太特別了一點吧

636
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,680
我是說真的

637
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,120
這每一隻都很貴

638
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,400
你不要把它的頭亂…

639
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,560
媽…

640
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,800
我跟她不熟

641
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:25,880
你妹啊

642
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,600
-那也是你妹啊
-對啊

643
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,880
不，你大哥啊

644
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,440
再這樣下去，我要窮到脫褲子了啦

645
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,000
唉唷，不至於啦

646
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,760
我聽人家說
婚顧做得好，年薪都很高耶

647
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,640
你聰明伶俐，口才又好

648
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,080
還是我們大學的校花

649
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,560
怎麼可能做到賠錢啊？

650
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,880
聽你這樣講，我覺得自己更囧

651
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,400
欸，我是在鼓勵你好不好？

652
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,480
你不知道多少人都想要模仿你

653
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,840
成為一個焦點

654
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,240
尤其以前學校那個泱泱

655
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,000
連講話的口氣都要模仿你

656
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,120
那又怎麼樣？

657
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,920
我現在走在路上
連流浪狗都懶得理我耶

658
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,880
我不知道自己到底是怎麼了

659
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,040
我看一下

660
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,680
欸，星座大師剛好在…

661
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,200
直播我們來看一下

662
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,840
令人頭疼的水逆又來襲了

663
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,320
要特別提醒一個星座的朋友

664
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,000
因為你有可能是重災戶喔

665
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,240
答案就是

666
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,920
雙魚座

667
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,840
很遺憾，就是你們

668
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,720
未來的事情有更多更多棘手的

669
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,120
在跟你們招手囉

670
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,840
所以一切都要謹言慎行

671
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,320
好了，我們今天就到這邊吧

672
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,600
艾莉絲耍心機，我們下次見

673
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,200
反正她不用講，我也知道一定是我啊

674
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,600
如果我還不了公司那筆帳

675
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,240
我就會失業

676
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,120
然後我跟英傑就會被房東趕出去

677
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,560
怎麼辦啦？

678
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,640
其實我有個朋友的朋友的弟弟

679
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,360
剛好臨時要準備一場婚宴

680
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,480
需要一個婚顧

681
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,400
真的嗎？

682
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,400
嗯

683
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,440
謝謝

684
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,440
欸，我想你的運來了

685
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,560
是名人還是富二代？

686
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,680
不是啦，你看那個人

687
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,160
她不是星座大師嗎？

688
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,560
你等我一下喔

689
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,640
大師…

690
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,600
星座大師

691
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,400
大師…

692
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,200
我是雙魚座的水逆重災戶

693
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,600
我過去一年已經夠衰了

694
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,760
你可以告訴我怎樣不繼續衰下去嗎？

695
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,920
你沒聽過負負得正嗎？

696
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,920
負負得正？

697
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,720
大師的意思是說

698
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,320
我找一個跟我一樣衰的人

699
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,440
我就會有好運

700
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,000
好，我懂了…

701
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,600
謝謝大師，謝謝

702
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
嘿，媽，你又忘了

703
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,680
復復跟得政

704
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,960
一個就是大表姊的女兒

705
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,560
一個就是二表姊的兒子

706
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,280
不好意思，打個岔

707
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,320
我找SUMMER

708
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,360
SUMMER嗎？

709
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,480
SUMMER她在裡面

710
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,040
-裡面嗎？
-對，裡面請就可以了

711
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,960
-好，謝謝
-不會

712
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,440
不好意思

713
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,960
你怎麼會在這？

714
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,240
怎麼這麼巧？

715
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,080
是不是我匯給你的錢沒收到？

716
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,960
不是…我有收到

717
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,840
我問你喔，我來這邊

718
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,000
是要找一個叫SUMMER

719
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,160
你認不認識啊？

720
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,360
她人怎麼樣？好相處嗎？

721
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,360
我就是SUMMER啊

722
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,080
-你就是SUMMER啊？
-對啊

723
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,560
沒有啦，我朋友的朋友

724
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,200
她介紹一個婚顧給我，叫我來找你

725
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,520
喔，你就是那個

726
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,880
弟弟突然要在過年前結婚的那個

727
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,560
對啊

728
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,480
你衣服怎麼這樣？

729
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,840
你給我一分鐘，我們去外面聊

730
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,800
等我一下

731
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,480
走，去外面

732
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,320
走啦

733
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,960
-剛剛好嗎？
-嗯

734
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,640
是之前一個新郎要提前解約

735
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,920
我幫他訂做的

736
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,400
同事說要買，我還拒賣

737
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,280
只是不好意思找你來這邊換

738
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,480
我怕同事看到，怪我

739
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,680
沒有，是我不好意思

740
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,680
我本來是想說

741
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,480
趁著午休的時間，然後去賺一點外快

742
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,000
沒想到客人嫌我的麵已經冷掉

743
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,560
就潑得我一身都是

744
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,200
你懂啊？

745
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,760
我也認識一個叫SUMMER

746
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,680
也很可愛

747
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,400
-真的喔
-對

748
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,280
所以你真的要找我當你弟的婚顧？

749
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,440
關於這件事

750
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,480
你先不要有太高的期望

751
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,520
婚禮五百萬我們家是付不起的

752
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,040
我媽是跟我說

753
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,600
可以找一個婚顧，然後

754
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,440
可以請她幫我把那個報價單
再調高一些些

755
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,880
給對方家長看

756
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,440
不過我現在很擔心

757
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,760
我怕你接了之後

758
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,160
我會給你添很多的麻煩

759
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,880
是也不會，只是

760
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,640
我現在這麼背

761
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,200
你真的要找我當你弟的婚顧嗎？

762
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,120
我會不會把一樁好事
最後弄到大家都不開心？

763
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,240
我是雙魚座的水逆重災戶

764
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,560
我過去一年已經夠衰了

765
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,720
你可以告訴我怎樣不繼續衰下去嗎？

766
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,040
你沒聽過負負得正嗎？

767
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,880
但是

768
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,080
但是

769
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,920
但是我們都要有正向的力量

770
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,800
你聽過吸引力法則吧？

771
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,720
只要堅持下去，我們一定會成功

772
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,400
我爸也說過一模一樣的話

773
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,400
真的嗎？

774
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,160
我每天都對自己這樣說啊

775
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,520
我在想，老天安排我們見面

776
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,000
一定是有他的用意在

777
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,360
像我們都這麼背

778
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,880
我們走在路上，愁眉苦臉的

779
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,360
路人閃都來不及了

780
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,080
那這樣好運怎麼會來？

781
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,200
所以我們要改變

782
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,360
對，我們要改變

783
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,840
我要當你弟的婚顧

784
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,760
我是因為我爸的一句話

785
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,120
所以為我們家一直堅持下去

786
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,960
本來還在想說，是不是太傻了

787
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,040
可是剛剛聽到你這樣講

788
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,600
我現在充滿了幹勁

789
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,520
對，就是要這樣

790
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,680
我跟你講

791
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,800
你現在每天起床

792
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,680
都對著鏡子做這個動作

793
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,440
-教你
-好

794
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,400
我很棒，我可以，我一定做得到

795
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,240
-對鏡子說？
-嗯

796
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,360
你做是很可愛

797
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,160
我怕我做出來像個蠢蛋

798
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,880
你不要在那邊扭扭捏捏了好不好？

799
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,440
這是現在最快提升自己自信的方式

800
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,520
做不做？

801
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,760
確定？

802
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,200
你們確定要下訂豪華摩登套餐

803
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,160
搭配十七世紀英式聖多娜拉教堂

804
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,080
金氏最長禮車

805
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,000
營造出羅馬宮廷風格的世紀婚禮？

806
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,640
交給我SUMMER就沒有問題了

807
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,120
只是像你們這樣的陣仗

808
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,320
如果沒有粥潔倫
或是菜伊霖這樣的大明星

809
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,480
來載歌載舞的話會有點失色喔

810
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,440
不過請他們來要五倍的價格

811
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,320
-可以嗎？
-沒問題

812
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,280
沒問題？

813
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,720
真的很謝謝你們信任我

814
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,520
我一定會把你們的婚禮辦得
大方、體面、浪漫、完美

815
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,640
還有我們想要拍我們的愛情故事電影

816
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,320
跟三天兩夜的單身派對

817
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,480
交給我就沒錯了

818
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,600
那就麻煩你囉

819
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,840
謝謝，小心慢走

820
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,360
謝謝

821
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,520
昀儒

822
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,560
恭喜你，一早就簽約囉

823
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,080
對啊，好幸運喔

824
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,240
昀儒，二線

825
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,800
是上次裙角被燒到的新娘打來的

826
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,200
好

827
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,160
喂，是曾太太嗎？我是昀儒

828
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,360
不好意思，上次…

829
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,840
你要介紹客人給我？

830
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,400
下午會來嗎？

831
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,760
謝謝，真的是太謝謝你了，謝謝

832
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,520
我會好好招待他們的

833
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,480
怎麼會這樣？

834
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,080
昀儒，你的掛號信

835
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,680
今天到底怎麼啦？

836
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,680
上次喝醉酒的新郎賠禮車的錢

837
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,080
感覺你昨天跟你朋友的朋友簽約之後

838
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,680
一切好運都來了耶

839
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,000
對啊

840
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,880
這樣我是不是應該謝謝他？

841
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,440
請客辦在歐式會館的頂樓

842
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,200
-那可以布置得像歐式皇宮一樣嗎？
-可以

843
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,160
就用他們會館原本的風格就可以了吧

844
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,360
歐式皇宮的話，預算會再高一點點

845
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,520
不是皇宮也沒關係

846
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,720
我想要南瓜、馬車、熱氣球…

847
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,640
其中一個

848
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,480
簡單一點就可以了

849
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,640
還是說這個你們回家討論

850
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,080
因為時間有點趕，我們先往下看

851
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,920
那婚紗照你們要幾組？

852
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,360
-越多越好
-一組就可以了

853
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,400
20組，那就基本的20組

854
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,800
還有一個說重要也不重要

855
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,520
說不重要也很重要的婚禮小物

856
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,560
你們想要什麼呢？

857
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,920
-便宜…
-精緻一點

858
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,520
就好

859
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,840
婚禮小物是送給親朋好友的
當然是要體面一點

860
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,840
總不能自己的東西就要好

861
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,360
送給別人的東西就便宜嘛

862
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,040
不是這樣子

863
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,280
我是想說

864
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,320
你想要省錢，我才…

865
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,680
不要哭啊

866
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,200
我是看你壓力很大

867
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,200
-我捨不得才哭的
-我知道

868
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,680
不要哭，對不起…

869
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,280
不要，現在這邊人好多

870
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,480
好害羞

871
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,920
那去我家吧

872
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840
這麼巧

873
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,120
就剛剛早你一步進來

874
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,200
餓死了…

875
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,400
怎麼又是炒麵？

876
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,080
已經連續兩餐吃炒麵了

877
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,280
那你知道我吃多久泡麵了嗎？

878
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,040
你幹嘛啊？

879
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,320
我只是來不及去接你而已

880
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,120
有必要那麼計較嗎？

881
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,200
我在跟你計較嗎？

882
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,360
你多久沒有工作了？

883
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,960
我跟你要過錢嗎？

884
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,160
三餐生活費我就不說了

885
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,520
現在是怎樣？

886
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,520
你現在在嫌我是不是？

887
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,840
現在這個環境怎麼樣
你又不是不知道

888
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,240
就沒有人要投資拍片

889
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,840
我是要哪裡生工作出來？

890
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,920
如果你有心的話

891
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,600
你可以去便利商店或者是餐廳打工

892
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,880
拜託

893
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,280
有沒有搞錯啊？

894
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,960
那薪水那麼低

895
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,400
然後去那邊被人當狗喚來喚去

896
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,920
所以我就命賤？

897
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,600
我就命賤要把客戶當成大爺伺候

898
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,360
莫名其妙被當出氣筒？

899
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,720
你幹嘛？

900
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,360
生氣喔？

901
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,400
動不動就生氣

902
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,880
不是跟你講過了嗎？

903
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,040
我今天真的不想跟你鬧好不好？

904
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,640
我現在心情也很不好

905
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,120
今天跟製作人去勘景

906
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,800
然後開車開到半路

907
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,040
就打電話來說什麼案子又要取消了

908
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:25,960
說什麼資方那邊…

909
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,840
反正你每次不是製作人跑了

910
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,440
就是投資的金主不投資了

911
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,680
你還有什麼藉口？

912
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,920
好

913
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,640
你講話可以再酸一點啊

914
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,800
你再酸一點沒關係啊

915
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,840
就嫌我沒工作就對了，是不是？

916
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,640
當初不曉得是誰說
李安都可以在家龜六年

917
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,560
她願意相信我…

918
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,280
那你也沒說你會一直在家不找工作啊

919
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,200
我知道了

920
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:57,920
又是那個男的？

921
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,680
你就是因為背著我在跟他搞曖昧

922
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,880
所以在那邊嫌我

923
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,040
然後想盡辦法要把我弄出去

924
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:04,960
對不對？

925
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,680
你到底是哪裡有毛病？

926
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,080
郭承恩是我的客戶

927
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,800
而且想找架吵的人是你不是我

928
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,320
是你看不起我

929
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,080
你就是要想辦法把我趕出去
對不對？

930
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,480
白英傑，有種你就真的給我出去啊

931
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,040
我不要

932
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:19,960
我沒種

933
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,000
我超沒種的

934
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,400
要出去你自己出去

935
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,160
門在那邊，拜託

936
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,280
小姐，東西掉囉

937
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,680
不對啊

938
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,880
那裡是我家

939
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,320
你憑什麼把我趕出去
就把我趕出去啊？

940
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,040
那裡是我家

941
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,880
關機

942
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,320
白英傑，你也太過分了吧

943
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,240
不好意思，我遲到了

944
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,720
怎麼是你啊？

945
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,840
我弟他臨時說

946
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,040
教授要他準備上課的資料

947
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,400
然後心妍…

948
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,600
心妍她是說

949
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,680
她老闆要她招待外國客戶

950
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,560
所以她沒辦法來

951
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,280
你…

952
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,280
我帶你四處看看

953
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,720
這邊好大

954
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,400
怎麼了嗎？

955
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,200
我手錶咧？

956
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,480
手錶？

957
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,400
手錶

958
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920
你有帶出來嗎？

959
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,920
有啊，我天天戴啊

960
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,160
-是喔
-那是我男朋友3年前送我的生日禮物

961
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,360
-也是啊
-怎麼會不見？

962
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,640
這麼漂亮怎麼可能沒有男朋友

963
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,920
你說什麼？

964
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,600
沒有啦

965
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,920
這樣好了

966
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,480
你剛剛有去過哪裡？

967
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,560
我陪你一起找吧

968
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,760
怎麼樣？找到了嗎？

969
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,000
都找了啊

970
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,560
手錶怎麼會憑空消失啊？

971
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,280
會不會是掉在你來的路上？

972
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,520
你還記不記得你怎麼來的？

973
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,720
你是開公司車，還是搭計程車？

974
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,360
我這麼窮，怎麼可能搭計程車啦

975
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,720
對不起

976
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,080
你先不要難過

977
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,680
我相信我們一定可以找到這支錶的

978
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,320
我再找一下

979
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,280
我們要有正面能量，對不對？

980
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,960
沒關係，我跟客戶還有約

981
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,480
謝謝

982
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,040
幫我找一下這支錶還有沒有

983
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,080
哇靠，你這照片哪來的？

984
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,920
像素也太低了吧

985
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,320
就SUMMER臉書上截圖下來的

986
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,400
SUMMER

987
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,720
那個婚顧喔

988
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,280
是不是對人家有意思？還幫她找錶

989
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,040
話不要亂講，人家有男朋友

990
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,880
這個手錶公司都倒了，不好找

991
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,920
你可以的，你誰？

992
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,800
找到了

993
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,640
剩唯一一隻，絕版了

994
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,160
一口價，一萬五啦

995
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,120
然後再順便送你這條

996
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,200
價值8888的大吉大利毛巾

997
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,400
反正這個石英錶擺久了也不會壞

998
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,560
你不要的話，我就給它一直放著

999
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,760
放到明年看會不會增個值
賣個兩萬、三萬

1000
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,120
最多一萬

1001
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,160
我這幾天打工下來只有一萬塊

1002
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,200
跟你講個好康的工作，好不好？

1003
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,840
我朋友都因為這樣子，買一台跑車了

1004
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,280
非法的事我不幹

1005
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,760
非法的事我也不會找你幹，好不好？

1006
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,160
直播

1007
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,720
年薪千萬都有

1008
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,880
怕你不敢而已

1009
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,960
能賺錢哪有什麼敢不敢的

1010
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,720
但要播什麼？

1011
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,000
“怕上火，就喝這個”

1012
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,360
來，講講看

1013
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,400
練習一下

1014
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,000
“怕上火，就喝這個”

1015
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,680
你可不可以有感情一點？

1016
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,400
要放感情

1017
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,880
“怕上火，就喝這個”

1018
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,440
你好像很有天分喔

1019
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,040
-真的假的？
-再一次

1020
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,200
“怕上火，就喝這個”

1021
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,520
年薪千萬

1022
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,760
-這樣就年薪千萬？
-年薪千萬

1023
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,040
真的假的？

1024
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,280
不騙你，好不好？

1025
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,560
現在幫你創帳號

1026
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,840
好啊…

1027
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,320
什麼東西啊？

1028
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,280
開始了

1029
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,920
大家好，我是承恩

1030
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,280
那今天這身裝扮呢，是要…

1031
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,600
跟大家解釋一下好了

1032
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,160
因為上一次我炒了兩道菜

1033
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,960
然後幾乎沒什麼人看

1034
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,280
所以我想說

1035
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,160
今天就是來變魔術

1036
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,520
給大家看一下

1037
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,040
收看人數三個人，也是有人

1038
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,200
好，我要變魔術囉

1039
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,440
一、二、三

1040
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,480
一、二、三

1041
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,680
有電話

1042
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,840
幹嘛？我在做直播

1043
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,320
你這樣直播真的很尷尬耶

1044
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,440
什麼做菜、變魔術

1045
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,600
弄點有創意的好不好？

1046
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,040
你這樣怎麼可能拿到禮物啦

1047
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,520
那你說，要做什麼？

1048
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,680
偽娘

1049
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,720
你扮起來應該蠻正的

1050
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,960
記得刮腿毛喔

1051
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,200
大家好，我…

1052
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,800
你們好

1053
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,920
我是恩恩

1054
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,440
我今天呢

1055
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,080
這一身的女僕裝扮

1056
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,200
我要跟大家介紹的呢

1057
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,640
是這一款面膜

1058
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,800
討厭

1059
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,840
不是我用過的面膜

1060
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,640
是我要介紹我用的面膜給你們看

1061
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,440
假偽娘？

1062
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,920
偽娘就偽娘，哪來什麼假的真的

1063
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,840
怎麼都跑啦？

1064
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,840
什麼偽娘

1065
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,560
一點搞頭都沒有

1066
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,160
哥，你幹嘛啊？

1067
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,880
沒有啦，就做直播啊

1068
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,520
想說賺點外快嘛

1069
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,280
我本來想找你聊一聊

1070
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,960
那就進來啊

1071
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,200
可以拜託你不要這樣嗎？

1072
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,720
你這樣我很難受

1073
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,080
我知道我這個扮相是不好看

1074
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,200
但你也不用這種態度嘛

1075
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,680
哥你聽我講

1076
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,680
從頭到尾我並沒有一定要結婚的意思

1077
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,400
你現在弄成這樣
我會覺得自己是個王八蛋

1078
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,960
我不是怪你

1079
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,720
只是

1080
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,840
我越來越不清楚跟心妍結婚
是不是一件對的事

1081
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,040
不是只有這個大環境不好

1082
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,120
我也沒有工作

1083
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,080
我都還沒有畢業

1084
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,000
而且我覺得我跟心妍
有個性不合的問題

1085
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,880
只是覺得壓力有點大

1086
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,560
哎呀，放心啦，我跟你講

1087
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,880
有什麼事情哥一定會罩你嘛
你不用…

1088
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,840
你根本聽不清楚啊

1089
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,960
你不要這麼一廂情願的好不好？

1090
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,640
還是你真的覺得你是我爸？

1091
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,560
你看你自己

1092
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,200
你連你自己生活都顧不好了
更何況我

1093
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,280
顧好你自己就好了

1094
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,960
要不要結婚，我自己可以決定

1095
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,760
什麼東西啊？

1096
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,400
已經一個多禮拜沒有聯絡了？

1097
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,640
我現在傳訊息給他

1098
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,160
他都已讀不回

1099
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,880
他應該是反悔了

1100
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,920
這幾天我在家裡想了很多

1101
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,400
我從小是單親家庭長大的

1102
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,400
其中一個夢想

1103
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,080
就是擁有一個美好的婚姻

1104
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,360
但我現在還不想勉強他

1105
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,880
還是取消吧

1106
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,720
我是說真的

1107
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,360
這個孩子

1108
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,000
我會把他生下來

1109
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,120
好好地照顧他、保護他

1110
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,640
你不用擔心

1111
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,760
我不會跟你們家拿半毛錢的，真的

1112
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,520
你先不要這樣想

1113
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,840
我弟…

1114
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,840
我弟應該是在氣頭上

1115
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,480
等過幾天他氣消了之後…

1116
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,280
沒辦法再過幾天了

1117
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,040
婚禮都要來不及了

1118
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,320
然後最近我弟…

1119
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,160
把我公司同事的肚子搞大了

1120
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,320
我媽要我負責

1121
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,800
我自己的弟弟嘛，幫忙應該的

1122
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,560
但要五百萬

1123
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,360
我真的不知道要工作多久

1124
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,000
我才可以賺這五百萬

1125
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,800
結果我弟…

1126
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,560
竟然跟我說，我多管閒事

1127
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,280
多管閒事

1128
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,640
承恩

1129
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,240
-不好意思
-不會…

1130
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,080
-讓你等了一下
-你還沒吃飯啊？

1131
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,600
喔，對啊
我想說買回去跟男朋友一起吃

1132
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,440
我幫你點了一杯飲料

1133
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,520
這杯也給你好了

1134
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,840
-不用…一杯就好
-我還沒喝過…

1135
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,240
-一杯就好啦
-對

1136
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,560
那個…

1137
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,320
你的手錶我找到了

1138
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,280
找到了？

1139
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,600
怎麼這麼乾淨啊？

1140
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,960
你洗過喔？

1141
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,760
你在哪裡找到的？

1142
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,480
是…

1143
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,520
會館的人在路上找到的

1144
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,120
那他們可能有特別收藏起來

1145
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,320
有擦拭過

1146
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,680
所以才特別乾淨

1147
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,880
人也太好了吧

1148
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:10,840
謝謝你

1149
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,160
不會

1150
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,440
真的…很謝謝你

1151
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:15,960
不會

1152
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,520
那個…

1153
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,560
時間差不多了

1154
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,720
我先上樓了

1155
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,760
你家住這裡啊？

1156
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,480
對啊，所以才跟你約這邊

1157
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,040
喔，好

1158
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,080
那…

1159
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,640
請…我還沒喝過

1160
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,480
-謝謝
-不會…

1161
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:38,520
謝謝

1162
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,240
-拜拜
-拜拜

1163
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,200
剛那誰啊？

1164
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,160
我有看到

1165
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,960
是那個叫什麼…

1166
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,520
承恩的？

1167
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,120
他想把你吧

1168
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,560
我今天真的很累

1169
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,360
先吃晚飯吧

1170
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,160
我的手錶？

1171
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,400
早就知道你沒心啦

1172
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,120
明明講好一碼歸一碼

1173
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,080
現在吵架了

1174
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,680
就不戴我送你的錶了

1175
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,320
你還在生氣喔？

1176
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,560
好啦，對不起啦

1177
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:26,600
是我的錯

1178
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,200
我跟你道歉，對不起

1179
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,440
不要生氣好不好？

1180
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,280
-嗯，和好
-和好

1181
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:36,160
那為了表示我的誠意及對你的補償

1182
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,240
我明天晚上請你吃飯

1183
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,280
禮車的部分加長多少？

1184
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,760
五節，已經是目前國內最長了

1185
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,360
你要放按摩浴缸都可以喔

1186
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,120
五節？

1187
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,680
好像火車一樣

1188
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:02,720
夠不夠豪華？

1189
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,960
夠，絕對夠

1190
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,240
按摩浴缸不用啦

1191
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,840
麻將桌幫我弄一桌

1192
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,080
這時間上好像是有點趕

1193
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,320
但是我一定會努力

1194
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,320
我會努力做到的

1195
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,960
努力沒有用，你要把它完成

1196
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,400
-好，沒有問題
-努力…

1197
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,040
還有那個攝影團隊呢？

1198
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,160
已經是最高規格了

1199
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,360
高到沒有辦法再高

1200
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,560
西裝

1201
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,400
找最好的

1202
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,440
歐規是L的

1203
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,840
韓版XL

1204
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,080
我的尺寸要記得啊

1205
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,240
沒有問題

1206
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,880
你老公呢？

1207
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,160
他在趕論文啦

1208
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,720
最近課業比較重，所以比較忙

1209
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,480
哥哥來也是一樣的啊

1210
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:35,920
-對…
-是啊，伯父

1211
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,960
有沒有什麼需要我幫忙的？

1212
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,120
儘管跟我說

1213
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,880
那就麻煩你了，好不好？

1214
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,400
不要忘囉

1215
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,320
紅包

1216
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,800
-了解？
-喔，是

1217
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,120
好

1218
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:52,800
十五

1219
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,320
神經病

1220
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,720
沒有混過就是這樣

1221
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,760
好了，我們吃飯去了

1222
00:58:58,760 --> 00:58:59,720
走

1223
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:02,720
等一下，我來

1224
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,760
我的金孫要注意一點，來

1225
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,080
小心…

1226
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,160
好啦

1227
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,920
-伯父慢走
-彪哥慢走

1228
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,600
拜拜

1229
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,040
謝謝你

1230
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,640
我本來以為鍾伯父他不會滿意的

1231
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,600
沒想到你把他搞得服服貼貼的

1232
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,640
如果可以早一點認識你的話

1233
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,720
我想很多事情都會不一樣

1234
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,880
你把我想得太好了啦

1235
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,640
沒有，你是真的很好

1236
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,480
喔，我晚上呢

1237
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,920
還有一份工作

1238
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,600
聽說那個薪水高，還有小費拿

1239
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,400
所以我不能遲到

1240
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,920
-好
-我先走了

1241
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,200
搞什麼啊？怎麼不開機啊？

1242
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:58,880
你是昀儒嗎？

1243
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:00,400
泱泱

1244
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,320
真的是你，也太巧了吧

1245
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,360
你怎麼一個人在這邊？
沒有人陪你來？

1246
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,480
我男朋友在路上，很快就到了

1247
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,280
那我先跟你介紹一下

1248
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,520
這是我男朋友

1249
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,480
是窪草遊戲公司的副總裁

1250
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,880
這是我大學同學

1251
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,600
品學兼優的校花

1252
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,280
條件都超好的

1253
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,720
但是我聽說她之前待的那間公關公司

1254
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,320
好像倒了，對不對？

1255
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,840
怎麼會這樣子啊？

1256
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:28,960
對啊

1257
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,960
今天是你的生日，對不對？

1258
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,560
你約會的對象他遲到？

1259
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:40,000
你現在脾氣也太好了吧，都不會生氣

1260
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,800
那我想對方的條件應該很棒吧

1261
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,680
不好意思，我來晚了

1262
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,480
這是…

1263
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,960
我是SUMMER的客戶

1264
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,480
她幫我弟的千萬婚禮辦得非常地好

1265
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,960
我們全家人都很滿意

1266
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,920
怎麼說你也是公司的第一把交椅嘛

1267
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,240
這很正常

1268
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,680
我平常工作太忙了

1269
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,200
沒有時間遇到像她這麼好的女孩子

1270
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,400
想說趁著她生日約她吃個飯

1271
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:07,800
結果遲到了

1272
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,440
真的很不好意思

1273
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,120
聽你這麼說

1274
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,040
你的事業應該做得很好吧

1275
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,160
寶貝，你跟他交換一下名片

1276
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,600
說不定在未來事業上可以交個朋友

1277
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:23,960
這是我的名片

1278
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,080
那昀儒

1279
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,080
生日快樂

1280
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,560
我們先走囉

1281
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,800
-謝謝
-走吧

1282
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,600
拜拜

1283
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,800
我以為會穿幫

1284
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,400
你怎麼會在這裡啊？

1285
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,600
我不是有跟你說嗎？

1286
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,040
我有一份打工

1287
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,920
我在這邊當泊車小弟啊

1288
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,600
這些都客人的

1289
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,200
那名片呢？

1290
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,440
也是他的啊

1291
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,720
我剛剛在外面看到那個小姐

1292
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,440
好像對你不是很友善

1293
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,040
所以我就擅自主張，然後…

1294
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,120
不好意思啊

1295
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,880
不會

1296
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,160
你剛剛那樣

1297
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,000
蠻帥的

1298
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,200
因為這些都客人的啦

1299
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,080
我要拿去乾洗了，先走了

1300
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,160
我回來了

1301
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,480
你起來囉

1302
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,240
哇，沒想到你那麼早起

1303
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,640
只買一份早餐

1304
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:39,680
給你吃喔，放這裡

1305
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,440
昨天打來說什麼

1306
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,920
談要拍微電影的事情

1307
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,880
到了現場之後才發現

1308
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,480
只到企劃階段而已

1309
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,040
什麼細節都還沒有

1310
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,120
結果說什麼既然人來都來了

1311
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:01,680
不然大家一起玩桌遊

1312
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,120
後來阿凱剛好拿檔案過來

1313
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,040
他要過那個…然後我想說…

1314
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,480
你知道昨天是我生日嗎？

1315
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,280
我們還是分手好了

1316
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,200
你一個小時之內把東西搬出去

1317
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,520
不然我就丟掉了

1318
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,480
你生氣囉？

1319
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:22,960
對不起啦

1320
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,760
對不起啦，不要生氣了

1321
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,200
我不是故意的啦

1322
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,760
再給我一次機會啦

1323
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,280
機會？

1324
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,920
我給過你幾次機會了？

1325
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:35,840
這次是第103次

1326
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,040
在100次的時候

1327
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,760
我就告訴我自己，我要跟你分手

1328
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,800
可是我一直說服我

1329
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,400
你不是故意的

1330
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,800
我們錯過了多少節日？

1331
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,080
聖誕節

1332
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,480
跨年

1333
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:53,960
情人節

1334
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,480
交往週年

1335
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,480
還有我的生日

1336
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,920
每一次…你都有不同的藉口

1337
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,360
那些怎麼會比我們兩個
每天相處在一起還重要呢？

1338
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,080
我們有在相處嗎？

1339
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,320
我回家的時候
你不是在看電視，就是在打電動

1340
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,960
我開心、難過，你有在意過嗎？

1341
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,560
如果我需要你的時候
你都不在我身邊

1342
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,120
我們在一起幹嘛？

1343
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,240
我就是因為你都一直在我身邊

1344
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,560
所以我才很自在

1345
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,600
很放心、很放鬆

1346
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,760
所以…好啦…對不起啦

1347
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,960
是我不好，我會改過

1348
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,560
不要分手好不好？

1349
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,080
你只剩下58分鐘了

1350
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,200
什麼東西啦？

1351
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,520
什麼啦？

1352
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,960
好啦，對不起

1353
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,360
是我不好

1354
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,120
不要分手

1355
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,320
對不起，我會改過啊

1356
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,200
對不起，我真的不是故意

1357
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:20,280
你知道我就是這樣啊

1358
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,280
我很放心、很放鬆，對不起

1359
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,120
我會改過啊

1360
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:33,400
我不是故意的啊…

1361
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:34,880
真的沒有想到

1362
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,880
昀儒就這樣子大翻身了耶

1363
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,400
我聽SUMMER說

1364
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,640
她是遇見星座大師

1365
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,040
跟她說要找一個跟她一樣衰的人

1366
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:43,920
就可以改運

1367
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,640
-真的假的？
-於是她才找了那個傻蛋

1368
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,160
說要當她弟的婚顧

1369
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,640
你說那天穿得全身髒兮兮

1370
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,520
不是那個意思

1371
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,920
-昀儒還給他高價的那個傻蛋嗎？
-你聽我解釋

1372
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,080
-不是她們講的那樣
-其實你不用解釋什麼

1373
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,280
承恩

1374
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:05,600
對不起

1375
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,440
我的確是因為星座大師的關係

1376
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,960
所以當你弟的婚顧

1377
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,200
所以你後來運氣變好了吧？

1378
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,640
恭喜你喔

1379
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,600
其實我應該是要感謝你

1380
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,520
如果你沒有叫我每天在鏡子面前
精神喊話的話

1381
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,960
我大概不會覺得我的人生
這麼充滿希望

1382
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,640
這不是重點嘛

1383
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,080
重點是我真的已經反省過我自己

1384
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,520
我知道錯了

1385
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,040
-我知道我這樣…
-你沒有錯

1386
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,560
其實婚顧跟業務是一樣的

1387
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,480
只要客戶買單

1388
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,760
你能多談多少價錢，都是你的本事

1389
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,200
我已經寫好一份新的報價單

1390
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,120
我不會拿給鍾伯父看
我真的沒有想要賺你錢的意思

1391
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,120
其實你不用跟我解釋那麼多

1392
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,880
也不用跟著我

1393
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,960
反正我們都簽約了嘛

1394
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,880
我一定會找你當婚顧的

1395
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,160
我還有事，我先走了

1396
01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,720
我可以不跟著你

1397
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,920
但你不要生我氣了好不好？

1398
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,520
我沒有生你氣

1399
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,240
我氣的是我自己

1400
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,440
氣我自己為什麼這麼好騙

1401
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,040
像個傻蛋一樣

1402
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,200
只要堅持就一定做得到嘛

1403
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,920
對啊，我們做到了

1404
01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:18,920
只是我做到的堅持像一個傻蛋

1405
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,400
我早該知道沒有人會真心對我好

1406
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,200
連你也是

1407
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,240
走了

1408
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:09,040
軒軒，你功課做了沒？

1409
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,560
你不是要考試了嗎？

1410
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,040
怎麼還不去唸書啊？

1411
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,600
哥講話你有沒有在聽？

1412
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,160
讓黑騎士解救你的碎念病吧

1413
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,840
我不是說過了

1414
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,120
你拿我玩具你要先跟我說一聲？

1415
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,960
這是你放在別的抽屜

1416
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,680
我以為你不要了

1417
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:27,880
我怎麼會不要？

1418
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,880
你知不知道它價值一千美金耶

1419
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,480
我是要等你結婚的時候

1420
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,080
把它拿來當嫁妝用的

1421
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,680
你該不會一整個系列你都玩過了吧？

1422
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:40,640
媽咧？

1423
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,600
什麼東西要一百萬啊？

1424
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,800
媽，你在裡面嗎？

1425
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,560
來了…

1426
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,880
媽，你睡囉？

1427
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,640
差不多…

1428
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,640
我是要問你，這一百萬收據是什麼？

1429
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,200
喔，那個我跟廠商買鍋子的錢啊

1430
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,760
買鍋子花了一百萬？

1431
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,000
就那個廠商年終特賣

1432
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,120
我想說多屯一點貨

1433
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,400
我們賣了多賺一點啊

1434
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,280
再兩天就要給小聘了耶

1435
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,000
那個…我…

1436
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,800
算了，我打電話給阿明

1437
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,200
-拜託他接
-阿明？不…不要麻煩人家了

1438
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,880
不要打，不要打電話

1439
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,920
為什麼我打給他

1440
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,640
你房間會有電話聲？

1441
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,880
沒有，怎麼會有電話聲？

1442
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,240
沒有啊

1443
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,920
沒有，孩子，我要睡了

1444
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:43,840
你趕快回去睡覺

1445
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,520
很晚了，我房間很亂
你不要進來，很亂

1446
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:47,680
媽

1447
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,360
你不要拉啦

1448
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,520
支架都在

1449
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:25,720
開直播好了

1450
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:27,960
什麼單身趴的訊息

1451
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,160
這很煩，誰會去啊？

1452
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,720
大家好

1453
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:42,760
我是郭…

1454
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,040
其實我是誰根本不重要

1455
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,920
你們要看不看隨便你們

1456
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,920
反正呢，我也只是想找個人說話

1457
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:00,320
今天播完
我大概以後也不會做直播了

1458
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,520
其實小時候

1459
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,440
我還算蠻聰明的

1460
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,400
功課還算不錯

1461
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,640
都有在前十名以內

1462
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,200
但我弟啊，資優生

1463
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,080
永遠都是第一名

1464
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:20,280
所以我小時候拿到的獎狀

1465
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,360
不是拿去蓋泡麵

1466
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,840
就是拿去墊桌腳

1467
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,360
其實因為他是我弟

1468
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,200
有這樣的資優生其實也蠻高興的

1469
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,440
我爸小時候就跟我說

1470
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,080
做人要心存善念

1471
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,800
助人為快樂之本

1472
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,360
這樣才會善有善報

1473
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:48,520
上路、中路，還下路啊？

1474
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,680
打野比較好

1475
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,320
你們大人真的很奇怪耶

1476
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,680
談戀愛又不是做錯什麼事情

1477
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:53,720
被大哥知道又怎麼樣？

1478
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,160
幹嘛把我拉出來啦？

1479
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,200
你怎麼知道我在跟你媽談戀愛啊？

1480
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,120
你們兩個整天在我面前走來走去

1481
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,600
我眼睛又沒有瞎

1482
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:01,720
我們幹嘛那麼緊張？

1483
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,960
幹嘛要逃出來？為什麼？

1484
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:07,160
這不重要，先找出路吧

1485
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,080
這個我不叫其他人看
不配做你好朋友啦

1486
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:14,960
我問你喔

1487
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,040
為什麼跟分手比起來

1488
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:21,000
被那個郭承恩誤會
你好像比較難過？

1489
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:25,480
可能是因為我從以前到現在
都沒有當過壞人吧

1490
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,880
少來

1491
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,120
你該不會喜歡上那個倒楣鬼了吧？

1492
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,080
欸，你看那倒楣鬼正在直播耶

1493
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,880
而且人數一直往上飆耶

1494
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,800
你是不是還在想你哥的事？

1495
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,760
別擔心

1496
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,880
他一定知道你說的是氣話啊

1497
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:49,760
會原諒你的

1498
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,720
他不知道啦

1499
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,440
SUMMER說你哥在直播耶

1500
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,520
好像有點怪怪的

1501
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,600
我哥直播很無聊

1502
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,480
媽，大哥在直播

1503
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,120
蛤？在直播？

1504
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,280
大哥在直播？

1505
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,600
其實也不用刮了，都不會中的

1506
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,400
都跟你說我12歲就知道

1507
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:19,440
我是全世界最衰的那一個

1508
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,080
12歲的時候

1509
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,680
我爸過世了

1510
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,320
我妹才剛出生

1511
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,680
我就一直打工啊，想辦法賺錢

1512
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000
就每天被帳單追著跑

1513
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:40,440
怎麼樣都覺得錢好像賺不夠

1514
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,400
不管你打幾份工

1515
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,920
錢永遠不夠花

1516
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:48,880
但無所謂了

1517
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,160
都是為了這個家嘛

1518
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:03,720
然後最近我弟…

1519
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,640
把我公司同事的肚子搞大了

1520
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,760
我媽要我負責

1521
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,120
我自己的弟弟嘛，幫忙應該的

1522
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:18,960
但要五百萬

1523
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,520
我真的不知道要工作多久
我才可以賺這五百萬

1524
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,200
結果我弟…

1525
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:28,440
還是你真的覺得你是我爸啊？

1526
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,880
竟然跟我說，我多管閒事

1527
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,040
他們家怎麼這樣？

1528
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:41,320
還是你真的覺得你是我爸啊？

1529
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:45,560
多管閒事

1530
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,640
然後我妹

1531
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:53,760
一直覺得我很囉唆，一直在唸她

1532
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,200
其實不是

1533
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,760
我覺得你很聰明

1534
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,600
然後你也很可愛

1535
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,400
我只是不希望你跟哥哥一樣

1536
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,360
我希望你可以過得比我好

1537
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,760
所以我嘮叨了點

1538
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,520
小姐，這是您的林則徐有奶

1539
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,960
謝謝

1540
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,600
女朋友都被我追走了還這麼衰

1541
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,440
幫你分享一下好了

1542
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,160
然後

1543
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,000
我弟的婚禮

1544
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,760
我找了一個婚顧

1545
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:43,320
這個婚顧厲害了

1546
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:47,400
她讓我知道

1547
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:52,320
原來我還有這麼一丁點的用處

1548
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,000
不對

1549
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,000
是這麼一丁點的利用價值

1550
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,600
我真的要謝謝你

1551
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,360
謝謝你讓我知道

1552
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,600
我的人生就是一場笑話

1553
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,960
就像是馬戲團裡面的猴子

1554
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:11,840
觀賞用

1555
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,200
可是儘管如此，我也不知道為什麼

1556
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,720
我還是很希望我弟的婚禮

1557
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,520
可以很順利地完成

1558
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:30,720
然後

1559
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,000
就不知道為什麼…

1560
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,880
就還是很喜歡…

1561
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,560
我還是很喜歡那個…

1562
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,720
哇靠

1563
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,440
倒下去了

1564
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:16,200
好像不太對耶

1565
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,960
我先回去一趟

1566
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,640
等我啊，哥

1567
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,480
前面有岔路，右轉就下山了

1568
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,600
有岔路是不是？好…

1569
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,000
吼唷，你真的很會挑時間耶

1570
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,080
哥

1571
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,320
哥，你有沒有聽到啊？

1572
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,200
哥

1573
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,920
哥，你醒一醒啊

1574
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,400
對不起啦，都是我不好

1575
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,400
我不應該講那一些話

1576
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:47,880
你不要這樣子啦

1577
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:49,760
兒子啊

1578
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,480
阿明哥，快點啦

1579
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,160
這不就來了嗎？哎唷

1580
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,440
我只是覺得你太辛苦了

1581
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,520
你不要把那些話當真好不好？哥

1582
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,040
你醒一醒啊，哥

1583
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,920
兒子啊，你怎麼樣啊？

1584
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:08,080
媽媽只是把你當成是一家之主嘛

1585
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:11,280
-弟弟的婚禮我也有想辦法
-怎麼啦？

1586
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:13,240
-怎麼啦？
-哥

1587
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:17,160
還好吧？

1588
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,040
不要鬧

1589
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,120
-承恩
-還好吧？

1590
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:23,280
有沒有怎樣？

1591
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:24,560
承恩

1592
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,040
承恩

1593
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,760
對不起，怎麼會這樣？

1594
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,400
對不起

1595
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,040
我一心想著要讓自己轉運

1596
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,720
沒有想到會傷害到你

1597
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,600
可是我真的已經改過了

1598
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,920
我只是來不及跟你說而已

1599
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:42,480
你是我見過最有肩膀

1600
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,080
最值得信賴的人

1601
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,200
這段時間謝謝你一直照顧我

1602
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,520
你趕快醒來好不好？

1603
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,840
讓我也有機會可以照顧你嘛

1604
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,080
她…她怎麼表白了？

1605
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:56,000
不要吵啦，他還在直播

1606
01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:01,480
-打呼咧
-打呼咧

1607
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:02,960
-沒禮貌
-睡咧

1608
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,440
喂？

1609
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,480
唷…你好

1610
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,680
恭喜你，你就是第一名了

1611
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,320
本來我都沒有注意到你

1612
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,880
想不到你是一匹黑馬

1613
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,200
郭大哥，你真的不簡單

1614
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,720
沒想到一個晚上你跑到第一名

1615
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:36,760
我都有在看耶

1616
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,680
你做大哥真的很不容易

1617
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,760
這個家庭很需要你

1618
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,120
你真的很棒

1619
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:43,840
最後，恭喜你

1620
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,680
獲得活動最大獎

1621
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,160
價值百萬的別墅單身派對

1622
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,840
祝你玩得愉快

1623
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,520
哥

1624
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,640
對不起

1625
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:06,720
我把你的玩具恢復原狀了

1626
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:08,080
沒關係啦

1627
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,520
這本來就是給你的啊

1628
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,240
哥

1629
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,480
謝謝你為我們做的一切

1630
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,560
過去都是我太幼稚了

1631
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,080
我跟心妍的婚禮

1632
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,520
我會自己負責

1633
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,920
長大了

1634
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,840
哥哥，對不起喔

1635
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,160
辛苦你囉

1636
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,760
我和你媽，其實是真心的

1637
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,680
你們兩個…

1638
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:34,960
你們兩個這件事情
我需要一點時間消化一下

1639
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:38,080
好啦

1640
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:39,560
你們今天是怎麼回事啊？

1641
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:40,680
幹嘛這麼肉麻？

1642
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,680
我們就想告訴你，我們愛你啊，愛你

1643
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,840
好

1644
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,840
錢呢，我會想辦法再賺

1645
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:48,040
因為家只有一個

1646
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,200
你也在啊

1647
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,680
看你現在什麼樣子

1648
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:53,720
你還記得
你昨天晚上幹了什麼好事嗎？

1649
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:56,600
我是不大記得啦

1650
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,520
說到這

1651
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:01,960
我剛剛好像接到了一個
詐騙集團來的視訊電話

1652
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:05,680
他說我好像什麼獲得第一名的單身趴

1653
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,720
我跟你說，那不是詐騙集團

1654
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,080
是真的

1655
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,000
我跟你說，我朋友直播都輸你

1656
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:14,160
他剛剛還視訊告訴我，說你這次直播

1657
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,720
收到好多禮物，賺到好多錢

1658
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:17,640
你賺翻了你

1659
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:18,560
所以是真的？

1660
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:19,960
是真的

1661
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:21,600
那我們不需要什麼單身趴

1662
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:22,760
我們折現好了

1663
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,920
不…我們需要單身趴

1664
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,400
-要趴啊，要趴
-我們也要

1665
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,880
剛好辦在你弟結婚前啊

1666
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,640
對啊，太完美了是不是？

1667
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,520
-你說是不是？擊掌
-漂亮…

1668
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,040
乾杯

1669
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,800
第一名是我兒子

1670
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,320
你說直播第一名是你兒子？

1671
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,320
真的啊

1672
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,400
看不出來

1673
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,320
我跟你介紹一下我男朋友，男朋友

1674
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:39,760
新朋友

1675
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:43,160
-嗨，哈囉，你好，幸會
-幸會

1676
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:44,760
我老婆

1677
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,120
-討厭
-她太久沒吃肉了

1678
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:51,240
很高興認識你

1679
01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:52,600
我是微電影的導演

1680
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,280
-酷
-請問怎麼稱呼？

1681
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:55,360
-我叫泱泱
-泱泱

1682
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:56,360
-你好
-你好

1683
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,240
是這樣，我們現在手邊有一個案子

1684
01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,720
他們想要做產品的行銷

1685
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,920
要拍個微電影

1686
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,680
我們現在在找女主角

1687
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:04,000
我剛看了一下

1688
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:05,480
覺得你的型還滿適合的

1689
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:11,560
怎麼了？肚子餓了嗎？來

1690
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:17,600
小姐

1691
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:21,480
我來幫忙吧

1692
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,240
好，麻煩

1693
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:26,320
我們一起

1694
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,880
-小心
-小心

1695
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:32,520
-一、二、三
-一、二、三

1696
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:38,040
-終於搬完了
-這應該最後一個了吧

1697
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:39,280
希望是

1698
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,560
真的還好有你幫忙

1699
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,480
酒呢？我還要喝酒

1700
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,960
沒有酒了，你休息吧

1701
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,280
我覺得該喝酒的是我們兩個

1702
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:52,560
對，走

1703
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:00,000
你那天為什麼要喝酒啊？

1704
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:04,440
有很多原因啦

1705
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:09,320
很多原因總是會有一個

1706
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,520
最主要的原因吧

1707
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:17,120
應該不是因為我吧？

1708
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,320
我跟我男朋友分手了

1709
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,360
什麼時候的事啊？

1710
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:27,880
有幾天了

1711
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,760
不好意思

1712
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,120
突然間不知道該講什麼話安慰你

1713
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,400
該怎麼說呢

1714
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:47,680
承恩

1715
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:51,360
承恩

1716
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:57,880
我之前一定給你很多壓力

1717
01:26:58,600 --> 01:26:59,800
對不起

1718
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:09,080
昀儒

1719
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:16,960
昀儒

1720
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:35,200
我的好運好像
在獲得單身趴之後就結束了

1721
01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:38,960
SUMMER就這樣消失在我的生活裡

1722
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,440
彷彿她從來沒有出現過

1723
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:49,720
找到了

1724
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:52,640
真的沒想到在你那裡

1725
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:55,360
對啊，找了一下，在我座位底下

1726
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:56,800
謝謝

1727
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:01,320
從來不打烊的便利商店
竟然也有休息的一天

1728
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:08,120
我想了各種的方法聯絡她

1729
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,360
就是沒有她的消息

1730
01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:15,480
喂？小翎啊

1731
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:16,760
我是承恩

1732
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,040
我知道我問過了很多遍

1733
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:22,200
但我還是想再確認一下

1734
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:25,320
SUMMER有跟你連絡嗎？

1735
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:28,840
是這樣啊

1736
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,880
我去她婚紗店問過了

1737
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:33,320
她已經離職了

1738
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,360
那如果她有跟你連絡的話

1739
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:38,440
麻煩請你告訴她

1740
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:40,360
我在找她

1741
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:42,560
謝謝你

1742
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:55,600
倒是，我想如果以後

1743
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,320
沒有什麼重要的事情

1744
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,320
我們還是不要見面好了

1745
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:00,960
我真的是

1746
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:04,320
宇宙無敵霹靂超級倒楣鬼

1747
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:08,200
那是因為你還沒有見識過
我到底有多衰

1748
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,240
我才怕我把我的衰運給你加倍呢

1749
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:18,120
可是這一段時間發生的事

1750
01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:22,440
卻一幕幕那麼清晰的佔據我的腦海裡

1751
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:25,440
沒有她的日子

1752
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,960
感覺生命裡

1753
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:29,960
缺少了什麼

1754
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:33,440
對不起…

1755
01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:35,320
我剛剛是為了閃一隻狗，所以…

1756
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:38,120
我們私下和解好不好？

1757
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,080
我開的是公司車

1758
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:41,360
對不起

1759
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:45,720
雖然我們認識沒有很久

1760
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,240
但總覺得

1761
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:52,000
跟她像是相識很多年

1762
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,320
就像是我們

1763
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:56,640
今生就註定要相遇

1764
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,320
SUMMER

1765
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:03,240
我好想你

1766
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:07,400
我想要再見到你一面

1767
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:18,680
SUMMER

1768
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:21,320
SUMMER

1769
01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:23,120
SUMMER…

1770
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:27,040
對不起，我認錯人了

1771
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,760
我找了你好久

1772
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:23,600
你女朋友呢？

1773
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:32,120
所以你一直在找我喔？

1774
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,360
我喜歡你

1775
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:03,000
希望你到新的學校一切順利

1776
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:04,240
運氣變好喔

1777
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:05,440
謝謝老師

1778
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:29,720
等一下，故事還沒有結束喔

1779
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,760
後來我跟心妍
就跑到拉斯維加斯去結婚了

1780
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:35,880
而且這中間
完全沒有花到我哥任何一毛錢

1781
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:37,280
好，以上回答完這個

1782
01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:39,560
啾啾小歪G的問題

1783
01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:43,080
好，那接下來
我要繼續介紹我這個很厲害的奶嘴

1784
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,040
這個奶嘴所有的…

1785
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:46,600
郭承翰，不是叫你好好照顧寶寶嗎？

1786
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:49,080
有啊，我有啊，他在睡覺

1787
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:51,960
阿公親一下

1788
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:55,720
什麼阿公親一下

1789
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,760
你是想嚇壞小寶寶是不是？

1790
01:32:57,840 --> 01:32:59,280
阿公歸阿公

1791
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,560
哥哥才是一家之主阿

1792
01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,720
嗨，各位朋友們，大家好

1793
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,000
不知道各位今天過得好嗎？

1794
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:06,800
天氣很好

1795
01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:10,280
-嗨，承恩趕快把外套穿起來
-嗨

1796
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:12,480
-對…
-我們要來不及了啦，我來

1797
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,320
我拿著，我們趕著出門

1798
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:17,920
所以我還是把那個直播的現場

1799
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,160
還給我弟好了

1800
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:20,840
對，還給我

1801
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:22,080
不好意思…

1802
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,160
你說我哥跟SUMMER結婚？

1803
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:27,280
沒有，完全是誤會

1804
01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:29,400
我哥是拿他第一名直播的獎金

1805
01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:31,480
跟SUMMER合開一間工作室

1806
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:34,440
不過才剛創業比較辛苦

1807
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:36,400
兩個要兼職做模特兒

1808
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:38,760
你也知道有時候…

1809
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:41,640
-老公，小孩又噗噗了
-怎麼了？

1810
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:43,040
好，我先去換尿布

1811
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:44,360
今天的直播就到這裡

1812
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:46,000
-掰掰
-掰掰

1813
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:47,080
小心喔

1814
01:33:50,480 --> 01:33:52,720
地球人真是莫名其妙

1815
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:55,560
其實，我二哥說的故事

1816
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:57,400
都收錄我這一本

1817
01:33:57,480 --> 01:33:59,520
唱衰筆記本

1818
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:01,160
不信你們看

1819
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:12,600
卡，有路人

1820
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,600
ㄧ千萬來辦這個婚事

1821
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:15,480
（愛）

1822
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:16,800
但是

1823
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:19,800
我知道

1824
01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:21,960
老人家，一個男生

1825
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:24,040
陪你們到這個海島上

1826
01:34:24,120 --> 01:34:25,280
去參加個婚禮

1827
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:26,680
你們愛人礙眼

1828
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:27,960
不是…

1829
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:29,760
對不起…

1830
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,120
-沒關係
-拿給他

1831
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,040
-卡掉…
-衛生紙

1832
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:35,720
-準備
-開錄

1833
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,040
D12第二次

1834
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:39,120
不是在混的

1835
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,040
怎麼樣啊？

1836
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:46,200
嚇我一跳，怎樣啦？

1837
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:48,760
講啊

1838
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,960
還在笑

1839
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:55,000
（“麻吉”）

1840
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,600
錄

1841
01:34:56,680 --> 01:35:00,160
準備，一、二、三，開始

1842
01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:01,640
確定？

1843
01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,840
你們確定要下訂豪華摩登套餐

1844
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:06,040
搭配17世紀英式聖多拉那教堂

1845
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,800
-金氏紀錄最強拉拉拉…
-不不，卡…

1846
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:10,280
-卡
-不用一直拜拜…

1847
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:22,880
你媽也真是的

1848
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,560
怎麼會想到這個辦法幫你找工作？

1849
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:27,840
拜託，最後做不到

1850
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:29,400
還不是落在我身上

1851
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:30,560
都是我爸啦

1852
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:31,760
說什麼人喔

1853
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:34,400
就是要堅持，才會成功

1854
01:35:34,480 --> 01:35:37,160
哎呀，不要說
做兄弟不照顧你好不好？

1855
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,080
我剛剛兩張刮刮樂就中兩千

1856
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:40,560
來，這一張送你

1857
01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:42,760
來刮一下，一百萬

1858
01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:46,720
沒中

1859
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:48,040
你知道刮刮樂

1860
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:50,360
依照我的經驗，至少要刮個一百張吧

1861
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:51,680
一百張？

1862
01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:54,400
我跟你講

1863
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,960
你明天就開始
去做一些你平常不會做的事情

1864
01:35:57,040 --> 01:35:58,280
一做搞不好就轉運了

1865
01:35:58,360 --> 01:35:59,920
我以前從來不投資的

1866
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,040
就是聽你說要投資什麼比特幣的

1867
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:03,720
我去買，買完之後呢

1868
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:06,400
過沒多久就跌了百分之二十了

1869
01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:08,640
我真的有朋友
也這樣子變千萬富翁，好不好？

1870
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:09,720
-最好是
-欸

1871
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:10,800
不信你問他

1872
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:12,240
我買很多比特幣

1873
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:14,360
這間店就是我買比特幣賺到的

1874
01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:15,680
-真的假的？
-你看，傻傻的