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有人说所有女人都想做公主

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其实大家见过公主吗？

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我是一个公主

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我阿爹也就是当今皇上

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虽然我们生活在同一屋屋下

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但是皇宫的屋屋实在太大了

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一年我们大概只可以见面两次

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一次是国庆

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另一次是皇上寿辰

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也就是今天

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凤贵妃的平公主

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平儿

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祝父皇福如东海寿比南山

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乖

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谢父皇

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兰贵妃的秀公主

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秀儿

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女儿祝父皇万寿无疆福如东海

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玉贵妃的婉公主

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祝父皇

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乖

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龙马精神

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好

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谢父皇

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凤贵妃的贵公主

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祝父皇生日快乐

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珍贵妃的香公主

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乖、乖

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老来得子

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恩贵妃的桦公主

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喜双妃的菲菲公主

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苟公主呀

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哎哟

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父皇生日快乐

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这个仆进来的…是？

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嫣公主

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嫣儿

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我刚才这招叫做五体投地

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是特地送给你做生日礼物的

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五体投地

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父皇很喜欢有创意呀

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嫣儿父皇很开心

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就剩下这个了

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好漂亮呀

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谢谢父皇

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身为一个公主

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在宫中的生活主要就是吃玩睡

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到了适婚年龄

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还要接受内务总管杨公公安排的待嫁训练

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今年和我同班的姐妹有十一人

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夫妻之礼乃是维系大自然

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以及人与人之间关系的最佳方法

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今天我要教大家的是房中术的第三式

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“欲拒还迎”

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大家专心点跟着我和张公公的示范

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欲拒还迎身要轻

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腰要软

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假借不适

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态度婉弱

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轻喘

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回马枪

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再轻喘

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呀

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呀

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你要嫁人必修一课

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人也咩佬讲咩文

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遇着鬼佬讲IIove you

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裤都甩埋实好训

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去到了扶桑好亲切

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人也识得写中文

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和服着靓

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鞠个躬说Ohayo gozaimasu

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去到霸王的欧洲国

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人也鬼识听中文

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临食西餐Bon apptit

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法兰西人便兴奋

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无气啦喂

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朕决定封程风将军之子程骞

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为忠义大将军

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谢主隆恩愿我皇万岁万万岁

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我程骞可以有今天

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全靠我死去的爹当年为国捐躯

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我决定为国家做一番大事

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皇上不知道微臣何时可以为朝廷征战？

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当下太平盛世

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不如这样将军先回家乡种番薯

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到朝廷对将军有需要的时候

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你自然是朕的第一人选

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将军请起

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你娘亲为先夫守节二十年

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为了表扬她的贞烈

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朕决定送一份恰如其份的礼物给你娘亲

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哗真是实至名归呀

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儿子

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我怎么都想不明白

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为什么皇上会送这四个字给我呢？

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“力保不失”

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不是应该形容你阿爹

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为皇上保护国家这块土地的吗？

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我想皇上想表扬娘你保卫了一块土地

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不过这块土地比我爹保卫的那块小多啦

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太平盛世对天下苍生是好事

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但是对热血男儿就是一种糟塌

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虽然我已被封为大将军

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但我仍然会用个人的力量去警恶惩奸

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我可以控告你阻人前进阻差办公

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捉你进去控告你多几条罪

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李得仁你身为捕头

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滥用职权以权谋私

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单单在过去一个月

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强抢民田三十亩民女十二个

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还包庇奸商私下放走犯人六名

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当街小便四十七次

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今天我就要为民请命替天行道

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御赐大将军令牌？

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原来是大将军出来替天行道早点说嘛

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来来来将军来

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那么好的剑斩我

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不舍得斩呀？

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来来一刀

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哎呀呀我领悟了

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痛痛改前非

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谢谢大将军教训

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我马上回家反省一下

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我要痛改前非

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你们知错了吧？

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我们都忽然知错了

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那去杏花楼开个房间

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找个姑娘来反省一下啦

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好呀

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我深感除暴安良真的并非一朝一夕

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今天算了

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不如一起去桃花庙会喝酒散心吧

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太好呀我等你这句话等了很久

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我们今天到来都是为了这一件事

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去喝酒

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走啊

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身要轻

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腰要软

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一个回马跌进其怀

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哎呀小心点

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哎呀

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练练练练什么练啊

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来来去去都是找女人练有什么用啊

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就是呀难道找杨公公和张公公练呀？

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他们两个也不是男人

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那怎么办？

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就这样等着嫁人也不是办法

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我要男人啊

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哎呀我们这里呀有哪个不想要男人的

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哪有公主这么不矜持的

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是需要也要小声点说

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啊我需要男人啊

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难道你们都很想要男人吗？

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是呀

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我知道有个地方可以看到很多男人

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在哪呀？

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这些灯笼好漂亮呀

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喂那间客栈你有没有去过？ 一般般啦

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利害利害

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有靓仔呀

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喂喂别那么猴急

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我们现在故意不看他们

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享受一下被目光欣赏的快乐

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又等他们忍受一下被美女忽略的失落

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你对

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喂别看

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西北偏北

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漂亮是漂亮不过有男相伴

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我是男人

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喂我们是男人我们没事

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那两个男人像小朋友一样

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哎呀和你差不多

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又到了一年一度的…

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桃花庙会压轴节目时间了

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也就是本主持的手本游戏

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事必桃花无得停

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如果你发现自己的内心是充满寂寞

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如果你又发现在寂寞当中带有点点的孤单

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如果有的话这个游戏就最适合你们了

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一会儿

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每一对单身男女都会有一个沙漏的时间

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让你们认识对方

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当我一再打响锣的时候

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请所有男士向左边移一格

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然后重新认识另一位女士

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如此类推

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记住我们相信的是缘份

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还有“事必”

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早知道就不扮男孩了

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没大志

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事不疑迟

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换位子

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这么面熟

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这样你都能看见我的脸？

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你明明是我娘亲你…

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是我…

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是呀

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如果你真是孝顺的话呢

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你就给娘亲一个机会

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你看

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就当我出来玩玩

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见识一下行不行？

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啊那这个不适合我

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过去过去呀

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小女子无不良嗜好

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只不过是最喜欢去河边洗头

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公子你呢？

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本公子有大量不良嗜好尤其好色

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姑娘不如先将面纱放下

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让在下轻薄一下吧

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噢且慢且慢

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别这样小女子很害羞

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不过我很喜欢好色的男人

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哈哈…这就好了

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姑娘这么珍惜自己的容貌

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肯定是一个大美人

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你不揭那就等在下帮你吧

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不要啦…

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等一等公子等一等呀

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公子我们先聊聊天吧摸一下吧

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皮肤果然很滑

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你的手也很滑呀

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好像剥了壳的鸡蛋一样滑

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大胆淫贼竟敢当众非礼

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你有你玩我有我玩关你甚…么事呀?

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我就是要摸

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可恶

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你

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大胆你竟敢打本公…

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什么？  我吹鸡

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鸡

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吹鸡了这次你闯祸啦

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走吧这边  什么啊？

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哎呀快走啦

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为什么这么久？

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参见各位公主

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你们这么久才来全都跑了

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还不追  是

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追呀

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亲爱的皇上

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我国国王为表示…

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希望与皇上结成姻亲之诚意

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小人依照中原习俗带来聘礼

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希望皇上答应婚事

246
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既然番上番国王这么有诚意

247
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朕也要隆重其事帮你亲自挑选公主

248
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成为贵国的皇妃

249
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传众公主

250
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参见父皇

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乖

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回皇上我选到啦  好

253
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就是这位公主

254
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有眼光

255
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别说我没提醒你

256
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公主出门恕不退货

257
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你有七天的考虑期

258
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谢皇上

259
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到了番国要贤德侍奉

260
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千万不要有辱国体呀

261
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女儿知道了

262
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女儿一定不会让父皇失望的

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乖

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但是我想请问番国在哪里呀？

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公公

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那这里是地球这里是中原

267
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这里高丽国这里日本国

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番国就在…

269
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这里

270
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那到底在那里呀？

271
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正确的位置就是舞雷公这么远

272
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舞雷公这么远？

273
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嫣儿恭喜你成为舞雷宫皇后

274
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别怕我们会陪着你的

275
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圣旨到

276
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奉天承运皇帝诏曰

277
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嫣公主和亲番上番国路途遥远

278
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为保公主安全

279
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特命程将军担当护驾一职

280
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早日完成任务钦此

281
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谢皇上恩典愿吾皇万岁万万岁

282
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:49,474
你从小到大都没离开过京城

283
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娘亲真的很担心

284
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要不这样娘亲陪你一起去吧

285
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不是吧

286
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其实娘亲你不用担心

287
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因为我有

288
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成家班成虎成豹

289
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夫人少爷

290
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你吃这么多干什么？

291
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,531
吃得多营养多健康自然会多多

292
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:24,103
成虎成豹成龙呢？

293
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,368
哦夫人你有所不知了

294
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,240
如果有成龙就不是现在这个预算了

295
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有我成虎在

296
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我足智多谋已经够用了

297
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就是说都不能打架啦

298
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,936
儿子这块翡翠可是我们程家的传家之宝

299
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,930
一直陪着你阿爹身经百战

300
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,939
你带在身上它一定可以保佑你平安的

301
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,781
你不在这娘亲真的会很寂寞的

302
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,787
娘亲你千万不要寂寞

303
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皇上御赐这四个字

304
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:15,286
每一个女人都有需要力保的土地

305
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,650
公主已经准备好出发了

306
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,797
嫣儿你穿上这身嫁衣真的很漂亮

307
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,104
今日一别

308
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:08,370
我们两父女可能没有机会再见面

309
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:13,613
你想要什么嫁妆父皇也会答应你

310
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你就说吧

311
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,056
父皇有这么多掌上明珠

312
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:25,653
嫣儿只想要做父皇最特别的明珠

313
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:39,301
谢谢父皇父皇你放心吧

314
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,810
嫣儿身为公主一定会接受公主的命运

315
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,576
命运最看不起那些向它屈服的人

316
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:52,713
父皇只是想嫣儿永远幸福

317
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,096
番上番皇后来啦

318
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嫣儿出嫁了

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出发

320
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过了前面这个草原应该可以休息一下

321
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知道将军

322
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,646
桃红请将军来见本公主  哦

323
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,816
唏公主要见将军

324
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,987
好呀

325
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,155
我叫成豹

326
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,792
我是桃红

327
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,455
报告将军公主有请  嗯

328
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,638
微臣参见公主

329
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:18,837
将军你有没有见过本公主？

330
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,600
并未

331
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,076
那不如你抬头看清楚

332
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,406
等一下万一走散了

333
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,311
你也可以找到我呀

334
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:28,285
也对呀

335
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,148
怎么样是不是很面熟？

336
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,615
好像有点印象又好像没有

337
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,125
那不如你靠近一点看清楚

338
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,028
还有没有印象？

339
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,208
记起了吧？

340
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:56,605
还没有印象？

341
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,305
那你记住了哦

342
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:03,787
我就在桃花会那个调戏你娘亲

343
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:08,221
还被你掴了一巴的那个色狼呀

344
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,954
你还不记得是吧？

345
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,722
记得…

346
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:21,028
那我告诉你打公主本来是死罪

347
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,140
你现在捡回条小命是不是应该感恩呢？

348
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,205
谢公主

349
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,813
退下吧

350
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,216
怎么了有事吗？

351
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,185
没事一点事都没有

352
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,655
是呀没事没事

353
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,326
唉好闷呀为什么还不出发？

354
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:57,174
喂为什么还不出发呀？

355
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,607
我说出发我命令你们现在出发

356
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,678
公主命令你们出发

357
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:08,775
是不出发了吧你们全部处死

358
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,921
你把他的头给我斩下来

359
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,614
你再把他的头也斩下来

360
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:21,259
公主只不过想大家听话点是吧？

361
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,206
你们现在眼里有没有本公主？

362
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,874
身为军人只会听从军令

363
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,957
听着除了公主马车全军解散

364
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,766
归队！

365
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:06,069
禀公主末将也有话事的时候

366
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,754
落帘

367
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,784
将军劲呀

368
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,100
气死我了

369
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:37,268
各位大家已经酒足饭饱了

370
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,706
不如我们想个游戏帮助消化

371
00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,538
好不好呀？  好呀

372
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:42,770
好呀好呀…

373
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,448
公主

374
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:48,312
不必多礼本公主见旅途遥远

375
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:51,147
所以就过来与众同乐

376
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:56,183
既然公主不嫌弃臣等当然愿意奉陪

377
00:24:56,561 --> 00:25:00,190
但我们玩的游戏太疯狂我怕你玩不起

378
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:01,859
我玩不起？

379
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:05,395
我呀平时呀玩几大都可以

380
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,172
但事先声明游戏无罪

381
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,643
好呀游戏无罪怎么玩都可以

382
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,539
好呀

383
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,312
玩法很简单

384
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,346
如果谁抽到竹签上面写着皇帝的话

385
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,142
就可以命令这里的人做什么都行

386
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,580
好不好？  好

387
00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,378
谁够胆扮皇帝？

388
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,053
喂说好了游戏无罪的嘛

389
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,315
那算了不玩了

390
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,185
喂…

391
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,529
游戏无罪继续继续

392
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,198
哈哈我是皇帝

393
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,666
现在由我发号施令

394
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,367
我命令甲和辛换衣服穿

395
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:44,806
甲和辛交换衣服穿呀

396
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:47,669
你呀？

397
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:49,346
我不想和那个小胖子

398
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,773
小胖子？很明显是个老胖子

399
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:53,549
说我老胖子？

400
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,617
跟我进来

401
00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:01,749
换衣服换衣服…

402
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,534
我觉得我穿上了这件衣服我会跳舞了

403
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,411
哎呀你别跳了恶心死人啦

404
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:28,251
啊我抽到皇帝啊

405
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:29,915
拿冰块来

406
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:32,084
公主冰到

407
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:37,651
我要抽到壬和丁的人

408
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,426
脸贴着脸把冰溶化

409
00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:42,493
你呀？

410
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:44,896
好溶呀

411
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,961
慢慢溶呀…

412
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,571
便宜了他们

413
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,444
做皇帝一点也不好玩

414
00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:59,981
还是被人玩的时候比较开心

415
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,660
公主睡不着呀？

416
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:23,036
看你的容貌一定是做恶梦了

417
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,368
将军你不也睡不着吗？

418
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:28,503
陪公主聊天

419
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,977
这颗就是皇冠顶上的明珠？

420
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,045
是啊我父皇送给我的嫁妆啊

421
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:41,321
唉他说看到明珠就可以睹物思人

422
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:47,457
啊不知将军你的家人

423
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,634
有没有送什么信物给你

424
00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:51,667
解乡愁呢？

425
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:02,878
这块翡翠是我临走之前娘亲送给我的

426
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,014
不知道娘亲她现在怎么样了

427
00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,020
你娘亲应该没什么的

428
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:14,214
你的翡翠这么漂亮不如借给我鉴赏一下

429
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:15,719
当然可以啦

430
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:19,226
但是始终是家传之宝请公主小心

431
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,525
当然没问题啦我一向很小心的

432
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:28,163
哎呀很绿呀将军你的翡翠真的很绿呀

433
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,271
是呀是呀很绿很绿小心呀

434
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:34,036
哎呀在月光底下看更是通透的

435
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,612
公主这块家传之宝陪着我爹身经百战的

436
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:41,217
你猜如果不小心丢了的话容易找回来吗？

437
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,450
公主呀如果以前有什么得罪

438
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,851
请你不…不要介意

439
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,787
呀…不要…呀

440
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:56,563
将军我滑掉了

441
00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:59,429
你你故意的

442
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,734
我不是将军

443
00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:11,945
还不睡觉好的

444
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,550
今天我们什么时候出发呢？

445
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:23,885
但听说将军失踪了

446
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,562
是吗？将军失踪了？

447
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:27,558
将军

448
00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,626
程将军早晨

449
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,137
你昨晚一整晚都不在

450
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,638
如果本公主有什么意外

451
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,002
你负责呀？

452
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,572
哦

453
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,976
你没丢还给我

454
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,578
干什么？你想干什么？

455
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:49,479
啊你…

456
00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:50,949
我这什么

457
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,124
说话说一半手也伸一半

458
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,485
你送我到番国会不会也送一半呀？

459
00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:58,457
我不管现在本公主想快点到番国

460
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,328
公主真想快点到吗？

461
00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:02,927
你能有多快啊？

462
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,935
好

463
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:09,196
驾

464
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,211
搞错呀

465
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,881
怎么驾马车的？

466
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,524
公主

467
00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:39,533
我们在这里休息一下没问题吧？

468
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,810
公主病了

469
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,018
怎么样？

470
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,592
臣程骞求见

471
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:04,019
叫他进来

472
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,999
将军公主有请

473
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:12,368
微臣知公主晕车浪

474
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:15,095
这碗药是我家祖传秘方专治晕车浪

475
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,375
我告诉你呀你这次死定了

476
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:23,103
本公主客死异乡

477
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,281
如果你有时间的话

478
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:25,915
就数数你九族有多少人

479
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:28,210
我相信都斩得七七八八的了

480
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,564
你玩我一次我也玩你一次

481
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:43,058
喝了这碗药当打和啦

482
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:46,369
好呀你喂我喝

483
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,908
你为什么用手挡着脸呀？

484
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,106
你觉得我会含药喷你吗？

485
00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:00,306
不是

486
00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,619
难道你一直都觉得我是这么恩将仇报

487
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,311
这么记仇的女人吗？

488
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:10,150
怎么会呢公主绝对不是这种人

489
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:17,159
我告诉你呀

490
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,335
我就是这么恩将仇报

491
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,504
就是这么记仇的女人来的

492
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,574
公主现在好点了没有？

493
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,241
你指哪一方面？

494
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:28,603
晕车浪和心情两方面

495
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,742
不过算啦

496
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:33,844
微臣告退

497
00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,081
好点了

498
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:44,594
还有一点点晕心情好点了

499
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,356
不过我觉得

500
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,027
你的药没有你的人那么有效

501
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:59,275
那微臣以后就用自己来医治公主

502
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:10,720
哎呀我我好晕呀我又晕啦

503
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,516
和你之前的那种晕法应该不一样啊

504
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,028
见将军令牌如见将军

505
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,233
从今天开始你们

506
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,460
不是我们不用再全速前进了

507
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,400
能走多慢就走多慢

508
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,673
尽情享受这个旅程

509
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:31,671
听到没有？

510
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:32,638
是 是

511
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,209
谁偷了我的衣服？

512
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,473
哦大胆

513
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,650
冒认将军把她拿下是

514
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:41,981
谁敢脱我的衣服？

515
00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:44,853
开个玩笑都不行

516
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:48,582
微臣知道公主有易服癖好

517
00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:50,226
这件衣服你可以先穿着

518
00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,495
但是请把将军令牌立即交还

519
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,858
还就还有什么了不起的？

520
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:01,829
程将军请双手接令牌

521
00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:05,200
保护将军是

522
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:06,502
成虎做得好

523
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,837
谢谢将军

524
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,536
撤…

525
00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:14,743
还给你了

526
00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:20,955
何仔

527
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,252
你输啦

528
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,460
准备好没有？

529
00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:27,187
准备好了

530
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,627
一二三宝莲灯

531
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:38,038
一二三宝莲灯

532
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:40,903
一二三宝莲灯

533
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,539
一二三宝莲灯

534
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,607
我赢啦你什么时候走过来的？

535
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:47,750
干什么？

536
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:51,050
喂你是不是公主呀？

537
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,281
喂说真的你长这么大有没有被人骑过？

538
00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:55,884
这是第一次

539
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:59,255
太监我骑得多了将军还是第一次

540
00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:00,931
喂既然大家都是第一次

541
00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,622
不如你先当我的座骑吧

542
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,090
冲呀

543
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:05,564
快点快点快点

544
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,135
公主不要动来动去

545
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,004
我在骑马嘛

546
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:17,106
有人说有个星星很快的飞过去了

547
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,579
就叫做流星

548
00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:22,479
如果在消失之前许个愿呢

549
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,951
那个愿望一般都会实现

550
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,418
真的？  对

551
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,589
啊流星呀

552
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,762
我要青春常驻

553
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,835
我希望可以快快乐乐不劳而获

554
00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:42,505
我希望找到一个爱护我一辈子的人

555
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,607
我希望天下太平

556
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,800
现在已经是天下太平啦

557
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:48,637
是吗？

558
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,951
你刚才不出声许什么愿了？

559
00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:56,843
那么公主你又许什么愿呀？

560
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,215
如果能说的话刚才就不会不出声啦

561
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,015
对呀你知道就好啦

562
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,993
哗又有一群流星涌过来呀

563
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,387
雕

564
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:51,004
当等待变成一种期盼

565
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:56,104
爱情已经存在

566
00:36:57,315 --> 00:37:02,252
比远方来的美人来得更早

567
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:08,449
问世间…

568
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:09,887
雕

569
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,258
说真的公主

570
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,528
你打算什么时候把家传翡翠还给我？

571
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:22,462
我拿了就是我的啦

572
00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:26,541
我是公主呀拿人东西要还吗？

573
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,709
麻烦公主与将军不要再说话了

574
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,213
再这样说下去我怎么画呀？

575
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:49,257
将军以我的聪明才智

576
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:52,402
我想到个办法抢回翡翠

577
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,003
我们可以派几个士兵假扮山贼

578
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:58,642
舞刀弄剑然后沿途截劫

579
00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:01,811
公主看见这个情况自然会很害怕

580
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,776
这个时候将军你干什么呢？

581
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:07,109
将军你就出现来一个英雄救美

582
00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,247
她一定会投怀送抱

583
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:14,481
到那时你说你的翡翠还用抢吗？

584
00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:15,624
可以呀

585
00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:18,158
但是耍公主乃

586
00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:19,124
乃什么？

587
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,354
是死罪

588
00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:21,929
那你还献计？

589
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,102
我是看着我们俩这么无聊

590
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,203
找些东西聊聊吧

591
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,471
想第二个办法吧

592
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:30,766
迟了

593
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:34,001
你知道成豹这个人比较冲动

594
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:36,202
我一说他就去了

595
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,176
那你不早说

596
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,384
好漂亮的花什么花来的呢？

597
00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:44,779
呀

598
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:45,956
不许叫不许叫

599
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,317
把所有金银珠宝交出来

600
00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,220
否则的话我就我就…

601
00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:52,225
救命呀来人呀老是不听话不要吵

602
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,358
微臣救驾来迟

603
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,395
公主我会保护你的

604
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:01,667
你干吗一直眨眼长针眼了？

605
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,498
认真点  小心将军

606
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:07,007
公主你身上的翡翠明珠小心保管啊

607
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,538
兄弟听到了吗？她身上有翡翠明珠

608
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:10,304
收到

609
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:12,516
用不用这么认真呀？

610
00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:14,641
又有？

611
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,514
你来真的？  是又怎样

612
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,390
将军

613
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:25,820
成豹那他们是什么人？

614
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,089
是真的山贼快点保护公主呀

615
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,356
公主不用怕

616
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,866
糟了打得谁跟谁都不知道了

617
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:34,503
是我兄弟的跟我走

618
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,536
不是的不准走啊

619
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,275
别走

620
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,011
将军

621
00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:43,845
你不是早就出发了吗？怎么现在才来？

622
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:46,276
我们假扮山贼也要化装呀

623
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,882
什么？假的？

624
00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:51,186
公主你听我解释…

625
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,119
将军你后面流血了

626
00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:57,527
哗血呀

627
00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,551
将军

628
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,799
我拿了些金创药给你

629
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:08,765
还有些话想和你说

630
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,141
明知我假扮英雄救美

631
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,867
还亲自拿金创药给我

632
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:17,478
难道她已经爱上我了

633
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,480
他一定以为我爱上他了

634
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,950
其实是他爱上了我才对

635
00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:33,390
刚才…

636
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,566
哎你受伤了什么都不要说了

637
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,168
不如让我先帮你疗伤吧呀

638
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:43,568
哦那就有劳公主了

639
00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:51,611
是不是很痛呀？

640
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,346
估不到上厕所要排队那么久真是

641
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:03,518
你的伤口这么深那我多擦一点

642
00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:15,804
嘘

643
00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:17,506
不要嘘那么大声

644
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:20,942
公主正在给将军疗伤呀

645
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:28,518
哗公主做什么呢？

646
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:32,480
嘘别看别看好伤呀

647
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:33,982
会不会太紧啦？

648
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:35,522
你转过来

649
00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:36,617
可以了

650
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,158
好伤呀

651
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:39,488
公主

652
00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:42,188
不要不要…

653
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:47,064
哎呀原来包扎真的会很累

654
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:51,035
公主呀你的药真的很有效痊愈啦

655
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:54,075
真的假的？你死撑吧

656
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,143
真的做掌上压也可以

657
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,211
你看看

658
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:00,881
你行不行呀？

659
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:07,354
将军好了公主伤了我觉得  是呀

660
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:08,650
再快点都行

661
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,662
有这样疗伤的吗？

662
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,497
好难度高啊

663
00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:25,598
公主你刚才是不是有事想问我？

664
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:30,410
哦是这样

665
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,879
你你好像也有事情想问我？

666
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:40,851
没有什么呀？

667
00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:43,052
没有

668
00:42:44,662 --> 00:42:45,856
什么呀？

669
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:47,558
什么没有？

670
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,462
没有什么

671
00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:55,734
什么？  什么？

672
00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:09,643
你们干什么呀？

673
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,422
将军公主你们所做的一切

674
00:43:12,623 --> 00:43:13,920
我们不会说出去的

675
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:15,056
还没什么呀

676
00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,227
如果谁够胆泄露这个秘密

677
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,555
我杀他全家  是

678
00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:22,564
我叫祝三娘

679
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,292
没错好听点我是一个寨主

680
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:29,996
坦白点我是一个贼婆

681
00:43:30,641 --> 00:43:32,575
我现在正在听他们解释

682
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:33,606
为什么今天抢劫失败

683
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:36,974
就是这样…失败了  失败了

684
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,981
阿凡达你们说了这么久

685
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,846
究竟在说什么啊？

686
00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:45,021
要不是半途中

687
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:48,123
有群行家不守规矩杀出来的话

688
00:43:48,325 --> 00:43:51,351
我们就一定可以截劫了那个公主

689
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:54,156
哼你怎么知道人家是公主？

690
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,629
就在那个时候突然有个男的冲出来

691
00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:57,823
然后挡着那个女孩

692
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,195
然后不停和那个女的说

693
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,496
小心点公主放心我会保护你的

694
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:04,196
还有呀我们还差点杀了那个将军呢

695
00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,535
人家是将军你又知道？

696
00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:07,972
我们冲过去的时候

697
00:44:08,178 --> 00:44:09,611
有个公主呀

698
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:13,476
哎呀小心呀将军小心呀将军这样

699
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:15,481
我们还发现他们带着的那些

700
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:17,881
什么明珠呀什么翡翠呀

701
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:19,453
那些一定是宝物

702
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,058
宝物是翡翠明珠你们也知道？

703
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,487
你见过啊？  那么我们又没亲眼看到

704
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:27,789
但是呢那个将军说

705
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:31,365
这个翡翠明珠很珍贵的

706
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:33,832
你要好好保管它别被人抢走呀这样

707
00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:34,732
就是这样

708
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:36,337
好

709
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:41,237
既然他们现在在山下驻扎

710
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,072
你们快点弄块大石头来

711
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,352
然后把大石头推下山

712
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,650
来个突袭把他们全都压死

713
00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:57,527
到时候翡翠明珠不就到我手里了？

714
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:03,364
哈哈哈…

715
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:20,044
停

716
00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:25,084
夫妻交拜

717
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:29,222
哎呀

718
00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:31,026
一定撞到

719
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:34,128
好礼成…

720
00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,797
既然礼成那就洞房花烛夜吧

721
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,228
好我赞成

722
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:39,595
哎呀将军洞房这件事情

723
00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:40,770
让我帮你做吧

724
00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:41,767
我不要你呀

725
00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,405
人家不要我

726
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,083
今天到此为止不玩了

727
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:03,687
大家这么认真的陪你玩到现在

728
00:46:03,894 --> 00:46:04,724
你说不玩了？

729
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,294
再这么玩就回不了头了

730
00:46:08,165 --> 00:46:09,826
当初是你说玩大点的

731
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:11,796
现在你又忽然说不玩了

732
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,128
怎可以说变就变？

733
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:17,632
女人就是这么说变就变的

734
00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:19,502
总之我不玩了

735
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:20,810
不能不玩

736
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,310
你把我的裙子弄破了

737
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:29,646
好我只想告诉你

738
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,348
现在我和你之间

739
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,650
绝对不是玩

740
00:46:46,336 --> 00:46:50,636
但是我们现在做的事情

741
00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,866
万一让人知道了

742
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:56,707
就是大逆不道是天地不容

743
00:46:56,914 --> 00:47:00,111
我不管什么天地不容什么大逆不道

744
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,558
要不我们先交换定情信物吧

745
00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:28,670
天地不容

746
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:43,919
大逆不道

747
00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:11,076
走呀走呀

748
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:16,451
怎么啦？

749
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:17,684
我们一起杀进去

750
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,762
杀杀…

751
00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:28,797
将军真的山贼来了

752
00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:30,268
快点带公主走呀

753
00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:45,644
寨主那两个就是公主和将军啦

754
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,987
要不我们私奔吧趁着现在这么乱

755
00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:53,492
你带我走没人知道的

756
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,824
我不做什么番国王妃了

757
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:26,959
公主

758
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,027
嫣儿

759
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:49,945
让开

760
00:49:55,759 --> 00:50:00,662
喂我问你翡翠明珠在哪？

761
00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:04,523
他不肯说啊

762
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:08,530
那就打啦阿凡

763
00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:16,370
想不到你这么能忍啊？

764
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:19,549
妖你都打不到

765
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,478
是吗？

766
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:21,548
阿达

767
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,014
让我来

768
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:28,722
这下还不烫死你？

769
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:39,001
想不到你皮也硬嘴也这么硬

770
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:40,694
你们两个笨贼

771
00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:41,768
一个近的看不到

772
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,064
一个远的看不到

773
00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:44,934
怎么拷问呀？

774
00:50:46,910 --> 00:50:50,505
我告诉你我和他们两个不一样

775
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,739
我的眼睛可没事

776
00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:54,849
问你翡翠明珠在哪你不知道

777
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:58,619
那么明珠翡翠在哪里你总知道了吧？

778
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:04,116
哎呀你真的以为我没种

779
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:05,889
拿刀来

780
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:11,894
你知不知道这把刀有什么好处

781
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,370
就是斩什么都干净俐落

782
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:18,539
一斩下去你的头就会劈拍一声弹开

783
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:23,806
然后一跳一跳的跌落你的身前

784
00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:27,477
见到没头的你你就会很后悔

785
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:29,948
为什么不早点告诉我

786
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:38,559
有没有搞错呀

787
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:41,798
每天都把这样的信射进来

788
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:43,488
是不是有病呀？

789
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,301
有什么应该直接说吧

790
00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:47,493
不是呀寨主可能是情书来的

791
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,472
我呀可以肯定那个土匪陆金胜呢

792
00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:54,269
对你有意思呀寨主

793
00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:57,476
是吗？他有这意思吗？

794
00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,740
喂这是战书来的

795
00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:03,080
是情书来的

796
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:05,117
明明写着战书两个字的

797
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,654
你们不识字呀？

798
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,263
不是图案来的吗？

799
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:22,834
是不是封面写错了里面写的什么？

800
00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:24,370
这战书中说

801
00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:27,803
每天叫你投降你都不回应

802
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:30,639
决定这个月十五攻打山寨

803
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:31,779
到时就要祝三娘…

804
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,313
要祝三娘怎样？

805
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,119
说要淫辱祝三娘

806
00:52:38,522 --> 00:52:39,989
淫辱我？

807
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:42,852
淫辱寨主？…  太过分…

808
00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,321
静一静

809
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:47,656
全都怪你们这些马骝全部都不识字的

810
00:52:47,864 --> 00:52:49,661
搞成现在这样你们说怎么办？

811
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,891
你们现在快点想个办法

812
00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,660
看看怎么打赢这场仗

813
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:56,464
不好意思能不能把我扶起来？

814
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:57,901
好…

815
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:04,308
以这里的地形来看根本无险可守

816
00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:06,643
而且全是树林

817
00:53:06,883 --> 00:53:08,350
如果对方用火攻的话

818
00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:10,520
你们可以说是必死无疑

819
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:12,745
所以应该以攻为守

820
00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:17,326
不太明白不过你继续

821
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,495
如果寨主肯相信我的话

822
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,529
我愿以毕生所学协助寨主

823
00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:25,724
以免你被人污辱

824
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,237
你怕我被人污辱？

825
00:53:28,438 --> 00:53:31,669
怕但我更怕失去公主

826
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:35,006
所以如果我帮了寨主这个忙

827
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,679
希望寨主可以答应我

828
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,575
放了我让我去找公主

829
00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:41,884
好你赢了想怎么都行

830
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:43,677
我姓祝叫三娘

831
00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:46,585
小姓程单字一个骞

832
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:48,288
好一个程骞

833
00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:50,458
不过在没成功之前

834
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,389
你别指望我会把锁打开

835
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:54,095
把他继续关进牢房

836
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,294
是这边请啊

837
00:53:56,499 --> 00:53:57,796
你的战书

838
00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:00,792
是这边是

839
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,156
我凌感开

840
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:30,629
是一个才气横溢的说书人

841
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:34,630
正因为我有才华所以我怀才不遇

842
00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:36,736
人生事业爱情两失意

843
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,773
我生存下去还有什么意义呢？

844
00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:41,974
我生无可恋

845
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:45,077
所以我要戏剧性地结束我的一生

846
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:46,813
再见了人生

847
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:50,517
天妒英才凌感开

848
00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:53,413
怎么回事？

849
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,202
救命救命

850
00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:10,134
淹死人啦淹死人啦

851
00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:17,036
你有没有安全意识呀？

852
00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:20,011
我正上吊呢你拉绳子你想我死呀？

853
00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:22,279
还笑？

854
00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:24,986
我觉悟了

855
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:28,214
老天爷你也不想让凌感开这么早死

856
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,857
不出声你就是默认了

857
00:55:31,695 --> 00:55:34,630
你有种我下一次再跟你斗

858
00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:44,900
喂你想干嘛呀？

859
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:46,973
我死你又阻止我我不死你又跟着我

860
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,508
别跟着我呀！

861
00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:52,341
我…我想问我是谁呀？

862
00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:54,915
我怎么知道你是谁我又不认识你

863
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,379
总之你站在这儿别动

864
00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:58,577
在这儿呆个三五七天就有官差来巡逻

865
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,499
站好

866
00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:16,500
别跟着我别跟着我…

867
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:29,277
喂

868
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:30,845
我是谁呀？

869
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:34,080
有没有搞错呀？竟然跟到这里来了

870
00:56:34,457 --> 00:56:37,392
不行这个时候我一定要让她知道

871
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:39,562
我不发火你别当我是病猫

872
00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:44,396
你想说你不发火我会当你是病猫啊

873
00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:48,093
岂有此理居然偷听我的心声

874
00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:50,030
我一定要让你看到我凶恶的样子

875
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,408
我到底是谁呀？

876
00:56:56,679 --> 00:56:57,907
我为什么要理她呢？

877
00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:12,718
好呀此刻外面下着滂沱大雨

878
00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,328
一个女子衣着单薄

879
00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:15,930
转眼间衣履尽湿

880
00:57:16,132 --> 00:57:17,997
到时一阵凄风吹过

881
00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:19,327
她必定牙关打颤

882
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,595
就觉天大地大无处容身

883
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:30,474
生不如死啊哈哈哈…

884
00:57:38,688 --> 00:57:39,916
我跟你说清楚

885
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,954
我是不会让你在这里白吃白住的

886
00:57:42,158 --> 00:57:43,455
正好我需要一个助手

887
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,992
就让你暂时做我的助手跟我出去开工

888
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,824
但是我到底是谁呀？

889
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:51,929
这个问题你就真的不应该再问啦

890
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,432
真的好想知道嘛

891
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,831
我以前有只狗它叫做福来

892
00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:03,311
它为了保护我被一只猪咬死了

893
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:06,977
为了纪念它你就叫福来吧

894
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:08,611
看看能不能给我带来好运

895
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:14,489
我叫福来那你是谁呀？

896
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:17,658
她终于都问我了

897
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:23,026
我凌感开全镇无人不晓

898
00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:25,367
在这个时候她一定会问

899
00:58:25,568 --> 00:58:26,364
为什么？

900
00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:27,501
问得好

901
00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:29,535
就让我告诉她

902
00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:31,896
在你面前的凌感开

903
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:35,509
是一个博览群书学识渊博的才子

904
00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:38,704
凭着出色的口才在说书界里大获好评

905
00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:41,748
深受广大群众的爱戴

906
00:58:42,051 --> 00:58:45,714
倾慕者不计其数

907
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:49,156
谢谢又是你呀？

908
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:51,484
谢谢你谢谢

909
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:55,027
你在和谁握手呢？

910
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:59,059
少见识身为一个专业的演艺者

911
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,829
时时刻刻都要保持着演出的状态

912
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,335
不可以有一刻松懈

913
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,202
永远要记住有一大群观众在你面前

914
00:59:06,409 --> 00:59:08,206
这样才能锻炼自己

915
00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:10,574
以后做了我助手

916
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:13,078
你也要学会这一点知道吗？

917
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:16,877
开工

918
00:59:22,792 --> 00:59:25,955
福来状态状态

919
00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:27,853
什么什么状态呀？

920
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,793
演出演出！

921
00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:44,302
细说长江第一百零九回

922
00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:50,313
上回我们讲到沿着滚滚的长江水

923
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:53,884
经过云雨清风的巫峡

924
00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:02,654
骑着骏马再去到西陵峡

925
01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:11,165
当地民风纯朴

926
01:00:11,507 --> 01:00:19,107
哪里来的姑娘沙里洪巴嘿唷嘿

927
01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:28,347
今天呢我要说的就是淫娃列传

928
01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:31,823
不说不知道淫娃是带相的

929
01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:36,988
正所谓面圆圆就善交际

930
01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:40,327
大小眼就难满足

931
01:00:40,536 --> 01:00:43,596
上唇薄时下唇厚

932
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,673
随时搞上你老爸

933
01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:52,474
细说长江第一百一十回再见

934
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,644
太好吃啦

935
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,959
那边那个样子很讨厌的叫西门高庆

936
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:06,488
你看着他这个人很虚伪

937
01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:08,960
一会儿他定会走过来跟我装好朋友

938
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:10,461
在哪里？

939
01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:14,032
西门兄  凌兄

940
01:01:14,570 --> 01:01:18,336
你好坐…  你好坐…

941
01:01:21,544 --> 01:01:23,910
哎呀呀凌兄

942
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:26,815
怎么光吃馒头这么单调呀

943
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,415
杨花

944
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:29,645
是 是

945
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,650
把吃剩的饭菜拿过来给凌兄

946
01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:33,854
哦

947
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:41,989
但是这些菜不是要拿去喂狗吗？

948
01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,730
那…你这么说可就不对了

949
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:47,534
我们家的狗因为吃得太好

950
01:01:47,737 --> 01:01:49,602
现在形同一只猪

951
01:01:49,806 --> 01:01:51,831
应该喂它吃点馒头了

952
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:56,341
哎呀凌兄我不是想影射你哦

953
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,344
我听得出亦分辨得到哦

954
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,039
那就最好了

955
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:08,049
喂人家介意吃我们的剩菜呀？

956
01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:09,349
我不介意呀

957
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,618
扔了它  啊

958
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:14,262
扔了它扔呀

959
01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:21,700
签个字吧周老板

960
01:02:22,505 --> 01:02:25,440
三两银赞助费那么多

961
01:02:25,641 --> 01:02:28,075
你做什么宣传那么利害呀？

962
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:29,266
你听着啦

963
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:33,609
大宝号呈献细说长江

964
01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:35,249
是不是很有气势呢？

965
01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:36,247
是呀是呀

966
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,818
我们只有你一个客人一定很有气势的

967
01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:41,546
啊你一看就知道她是个小孩子

968
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:42,816
经常说谎的周老板

969
01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:45,619
不过呢做宣传这回事呢

970
01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:47,386
一定要说谎的

971
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,327
我呢不是志在宣传我的大宝号

972
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:54,299
我是志在宣传我这些很贵的玉石

973
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:55,730
全是普通货色

974
01:02:55,938 --> 01:03:01,968
我呀这块啊比你所有的都漂亮

975
01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:03,736
哎呀很不错呀

976
01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:04,977
让给我呀笨

977
01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:09,677
你呀都傻乎乎的一看就知你不是好人

978
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:12,151
她脑袋有问题说什么都不是有心的

979
01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:13,014
你别理她

980
01:03:13,222 --> 01:03:15,156
我也没心赞助啊

981
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:18,154
我不怪她但是我怪你

982
01:03:18,361 --> 01:03:20,329
你明知道我不好惹嘛还来惹我？

983
01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:24,694
走…走呀  周…周老板

984
01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:35,173
寨主

985
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:37,442
叫我三娘

986
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,114
三娘真会开玩笑

987
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:41,649
我自己都走不了怎么带你走呀？

988
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,715
我现在放你走

989
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,525
那你就可以带我走

990
01:03:53,029 --> 01:03:54,553
谢寨主大恩大德

991
01:03:55,231 --> 01:03:57,290
如果找到公主的话一定回来答谢

992
01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:04,996
又不用这么心急白天有光好上路

993
01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:08,165
那即是怎样？

994
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:10,712
先聊一会儿吧

995
01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:11,971
干杯

996
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:26,492
我十四岁就跟了我男人

997
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,991
那时候我很穷

998
01:04:31,567 --> 01:04:33,728
他说跟着他有饭吃

999
01:04:35,738 --> 01:04:37,399
那我就做了贼

1000
01:04:40,643 --> 01:04:42,338
他为了救兄弟们

1001
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:46,407
和官兵恶斗中了十七刀

1002
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,543
他临死之前

1003
01:04:49,318 --> 01:04:51,878
只是叫我好好地看着兄弟们

1004
01:05:05,134 --> 01:05:06,396
为什么

1005
01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:11,732
为什么不留一句话给我啊？

1006
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,813
我跟了他十四年啦

1007
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:23,484
为什么最后一口气都不留给我

1008
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:30,200
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1009
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:30,200
--------------谢谢观赏---------------

1010
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:48,603
站住

1011
01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:51,939
想偷走？

1012
01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,010
又是你说放我走的

1013
01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:58,979
说谎捉了你怎么会放你走？

1014
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:02,183
真离谱当我傻的？来人

1015
01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:21,007
他又说他讲故事有很多人听

1016
01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:23,705
但其实又没有人听

1017
01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:29,776
他又说自己很有能力但是穷到什么都没有

1018
01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:31,483
你又说什么都记不起

1019
01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:33,518
我说的你为什么记得那么清楚呀？

1020
01:06:35,057 --> 01:06:38,117
我是失忆又不是傻的

1021
01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:41,319
还有呀连瞎子都能看出来了

1022
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,725
这间房子只有四面墙

1023
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:47,835
刮风时漏风下雨时漏水

1024
01:06:48,037 --> 01:06:50,733
还有如果你生意真是做的这么好的话

1025
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,134
就搬到城里住了

1026
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,400
不用住这里对吧？

1027
01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,544
凌感开没有说谎

1028
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,004
凌感开只是说出自己的理想

1029
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,509
人有理想难道有错吗？

1030
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,084
为什么有烧焦的味道？

1031
01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:11,917
哎呀

1032
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:15,562
遇到你我死也死不了

1033
01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:17,995
我客人没了赞助商也没了

1034
01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:20,428
现在连仅有的米碎也给你烧焦了

1035
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,938
那你想怎么样？

1036
01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:27,736
我现在想吃鸡你有没有呀？

1037
01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:32,576
我要一只

1038
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:36,548
我要一只又肥又大又多油的黄油鸡

1039
01:07:36,919 --> 01:07:40,252
一只又肥又大又多油的黄油鸡？

1040
01:07:40,456 --> 01:07:43,721
哗那我可要考虑一年成交啦

1041
01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,021
那么你先把鸡给我

1042
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,286
我马上买给你

1043
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,432
你

1044
01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:02,770
你回来了？

1045
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,049
到底在哪里弄回来的鸡？

1046
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,477
我用那块翡翠换回来的

1047
01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:10,049
你说想吃鸡嘛

1048
01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:14,880
你用那么漂亮的翡翠换了一只鸡？

1049
01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:17,992
是不是很划算？

1050
01:08:18,194 --> 01:08:19,821
喂快点吃吧吃吧

1051
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,394
快吃吧

1052
01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:29,566
谢谢

1053
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:38,002
在很远很远的番上番国

1054
01:08:39,315 --> 01:08:46,653
那里没人没水没田

1055
01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:54,152
没金没银什么都没有

1056
01:08:55,564 --> 01:09:02,697
所以那里的人只是吃人脑

1057
01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:08,165
娱乐性很丰富啊看来得拿枝笔记下来

1058
01:09:13,849 --> 01:09:14,781
那里的人

1059
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,975
等等等…说

1060
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,448
凌感开在那边说故事

1061
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:22,317
很恐怖很惊吓有人吓晕了

1062
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:26,052
天葬就是把一个女人

1063
01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:29,356
光秃秃的摆在山上暴尸荒野

1064
01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:30,657
然后再任由那些秃鹰

1065
01:09:30,866 --> 01:09:32,959
叼叼叼…

1066
01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:37,971
淫淫得个淫淫者得个擒全都走了？

1067
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,867
你就省省吧客人都走光了

1068
01:09:43,078 --> 01:09:44,340
捉个人过来

1069
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,048
在抬上面把头露出来

1070
01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:49,342
再找把锯子劈下去

1071
01:09:57,293 --> 01:10:00,228
太精彩了…

1072
01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:04,195
哗你看好多钱呀

1073
01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,024
你好棒了想到一个这么吓人的故事

1074
01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:08,760
那你明天说什么故事呀？

1075
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,937
她竟然来问我

1076
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:14,100
哦一会儿呢我们去吃顿好的

1077
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:17,336
接着你回家早点睡我就会想到了

1078
01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:25,913
他说我早点睡他就能想到？

1079
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,755
这里就是我们所处的位置

1080
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,860
到时我们经过这条河

1081
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,553
掩人耳目绕过这边树林

1082
01:10:35,764 --> 01:10:36,924
前后夹攻

1083
01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:39,524
到时杀他一个措手不及

1084
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,561
就照你的意思做

1085
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:46,707
大家的命已经交给你了包括我

1086
01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:53,710
三娘用人不疑程骞的命亦早已交了出来

1087
01:11:09,498 --> 01:11:10,590
停

1088
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:19,998
小心有诈

1089
01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:04,114
杀呀

1090
01:13:20,295 --> 01:13:21,023
没事吗？

1091
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:22,860
很伤呀

1092
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,525
怎么样？

1093
01:13:24,767 --> 01:13:26,234
很疼呀

1094
01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:54,886
我帮你

1095
01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:29,528
小心

1096
01:14:38,173 --> 01:14:42,371
好啊赢啦

1097
01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:44,502
怎么样？没事吧？

1098
01:14:46,915 --> 01:14:48,212
幸好有你

1099
01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:55,150
干得好

1100
01:14:56,191 --> 01:14:57,488
把陆金胜抓回去

1101
01:14:57,693 --> 01:14:58,853
是 是

1102
01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:01,962
将军这回谢谢你了

1103
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,992
各位兄弟干杯

1104
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,035
我穿着这件嫁衣

1105
01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:50,673
和你的嫣公主有没有分别？

1106
01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:52,944
你穿的嫁衣是嫣公主的

1107
01:15:56,818 --> 01:16:01,255
我现在就是问你有什么分别？

1108
01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:03,557
这件嫁衣是嫣公主的

1109
01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:10,894
现在东西被我抢回来了

1110
01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:12,600
衣服就是我的

1111
01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:20,135
就算你穿着嫁衣你也不会是公主

1112
01:16:21,510 --> 01:16:25,913
更何况…你穿着的只是一件破的嫁衣

1113
01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:32,752
是不是我这一辈子都不可以成为公主？

1114
01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:34,286
一次都不行？

1115
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:40,426
你怎么对待公主我要你也一样的对待我

1116
01:16:42,864 --> 01:16:45,833
求求你就一次

1117
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:49,268
每个女人都希望有个男人…

1118
01:16:49,471 --> 01:16:51,063
可以待她像公主一样

1119
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,007
我没试过

1120
01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:58,505
就一次你给我一次吧

1121
01:16:58,714 --> 01:17:00,011
你喝醉了

1122
01:17:06,021 --> 01:17:09,650
寨主我答应你的事情已经做到了

1123
01:17:10,993 --> 01:17:12,358
我来是向你辞行

1124
01:17:12,861 --> 01:17:15,625
我反悔你要留下

1125
01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:16,957
那你砍死我

1126
01:17:18,233 --> 01:17:19,427
你想我怎么样呀？

1127
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,364
是你想我怎么样？

1128
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:22,535
你一会儿一变

1129
01:17:22,738 --> 01:17:24,603
你知不知道自己到底想怎样？

1130
01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:27,534
你走你马上走

1131
01:17:29,878 --> 01:17:31,106
那我走了

1132
01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:34,713
临走之前

1133
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,481
你可不可以叫我一声三娘？

1134
01:17:42,691 --> 01:17:43,623
三娘

1135
01:17:46,261 --> 01:17:48,957
温柔点慢点

1136
01:17:51,433 --> 01:17:56,962
三…娘…

1137
01:18:07,049 --> 01:18:11,179
三…娘

1138
01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:17,986
谢谢

1139
01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:42,241
程骞

1140
01:18:43,585 --> 01:18:44,950
你不是又想反悔吧？

1141
01:18:45,153 --> 01:18:47,849
带我走吧我现在没喝醉

1142
01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:50,219
我不想在这个山寨里过一辈子

1143
01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:52,384
我要有我自己的生活

1144
01:18:53,795 --> 01:18:54,887
我和你去找公主

1145
01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:56,027
为什么？

1146
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,692
其实这一带的路我很熟悉

1147
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:00,532
我可以给你带路

1148
01:19:04,005 --> 01:19:07,099
这样呀麻烦三娘了

1149
01:19:07,609 --> 01:19:09,577
不过你能不能答应我一件事

1150
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,071
如果你找不到公主

1151
01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:15,139
你可不可以和我浪迹天涯？

1152
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:19,580
寨主…

1153
01:19:21,456 --> 01:19:22,616
寨主

1154
01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:26,794
其实我真的很舍不得各位兄弟

1155
01:19:26,995 --> 01:19:29,429
虽然我们又没脑子又不识字

1156
01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,997
但是这次打赢了那些土匪之后

1157
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,758
我们以后就没问题了

1158
01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:37,405
我们会照顾自己的你放心走吧

1159
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,904
这把寨主刀你们好好保管

1160
01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:42,974
你放心吧寨主

1161
01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:45,510
那我们走吧

1162
01:19:54,389 --> 01:19:55,356
坚持住啊

1163
01:19:55,557 --> 01:19:56,649
没事…

1164
01:19:56,992 --> 01:19:58,960
终于到了

1165
01:20:00,729 --> 01:20:03,425
今天吃烧味

1166
01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:07,533
明天吃盆菜

1167
01:20:08,236 --> 01:20:11,501
太兴Everyday

1168
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,266
硬销完毕

1169
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:16,971
我们发大财了

1170
01:20:17,179 --> 01:20:19,704
我们有两只鸡有菜有肉

1171
01:20:19,915 --> 01:20:22,611
还有…鱼

1172
01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:28,814
福来鸡在里面人在外面

1173
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:30,286
你是人还是鸡呢？

1174
01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:31,788
人

1175
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:32,459
还不做饭？

1176
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,185
做饭？  好

1177
01:20:43,071 --> 01:20:45,005
好幸福呀

1178
01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:47,633
我快饱死了

1179
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,676
真没大志这就叫幸福了吗？

1180
01:20:50,879 --> 01:20:53,814
如果我能够赢今年的说书王大赛

1181
01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:55,714
有名有利

1182
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:58,818
到时候我们搬出城住大屋

1183
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:15,736
喂…哗这位公子看到好东西你就摸

1184
01:21:15,937 --> 01:21:17,996
看到美女那你会怎样呀？

1185
01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:19,264
这块翡翠你怎样到手的？

1186
01:21:19,474 --> 01:21:20,441
是不是个女孩子给你的？

1187
01:21:20,642 --> 01:21:21,734
关你屁事

1188
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:28,041
我是贼嘛翡翠本来就是你的走吧

1189
01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:31,748
镇长凌感开和福来报名

1190
01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:36,516
你就是本镇最出名的凌感开呀

1191
01:21:37,092 --> 01:21:38,753
这里签个名来

1192
01:21:39,494 --> 01:21:42,429
用这枝我做了一个晚上

1193
01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:47,033
我凌感开一定会用这支笔

1194
01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:50,466
写一个最动听的故事赢得这场比赛

1195
01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:04,645
放高点

1196
01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:08,916
好高呀好高呀  不是你的身高

1197
01:22:09,124 --> 01:22:10,216
公主

1198
01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:11,221
我终于找到你了

1199
01:22:11,426 --> 01:22:12,552
放开我你是谁呀？

1200
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,729
公主我是程骞护送你去番国的将军

1201
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,056
你不记得我了？  放手呀放手呀

1202
01:22:16,264 --> 01:22:17,390
你不要在这装将军啊我叫官差了

1203
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,497
你走开

1204
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:20,996
开开  公主

1205
01:22:21,202 --> 01:22:24,399
我不是什么公主我叫福来

1206
01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:25,334
你是公主嘛

1207
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:27,337
命令他放手

1208
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,438
命令你放手

1209
01:22:30,712 --> 01:22:32,145
是遵命

1210
01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:36,478
你有没有事呀？  没事没事

1211
01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:37,652
走…

1212
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,612
命令他不准追来

1213
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:42,690
命令你不准追

1214
01:22:43,224 --> 01:22:44,589
走走走

1215
01:22:45,894 --> 01:22:49,489
喂她说不准你追

1216
01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:51,791
没说不准你尾随嘛

1217
01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:54,501
是啊谢谢三娘提点

1218
01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:56,534
我是贼来的嘛

1219
01:22:57,572 --> 01:23:02,703
这个公主穿着平民服装也挺平凡的

1220
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,874
你好像弄脏了

1221
01:23:12,554 --> 01:23:13,521
谢谢

1222
01:23:42,217 --> 01:23:43,514
请恕在下冒昧

1223
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:46,914
凌先生

1224
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,820
可否再给我一次机会？

1225
01:23:57,265 --> 01:23:59,233
微臣护驾不力罪该万死

1226
01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:04,497
够了我不是什么公主我是福来

1227
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:07,903
还有我现在的生活很开心很幸福

1228
01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:11,575
你因为发生意外所以才失忆的

1229
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:16,609
你记不记得我们的定情信物？

1230
01:24:18,119 --> 01:24:20,212
这块翡翠是我的

1231
01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,552
这块翡翠本来是我的

1232
01:24:22,924 --> 01:24:26,416
这颗明珠是你父皇送给你的嫁妆

1233
01:24:26,628 --> 01:24:28,619
我们一起在山坡上许愿

1234
01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:30,453
我和你假成亲？

1235
01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:33,099
我们天地不容

1236
01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,103
大逆不道

1237
01:24:37,839 --> 01:24:39,602
地动山摇的亲吻？

1238
01:24:47,782 --> 01:24:49,613
他他轻薄我

1239
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:52,946
没事没事的

1240
01:24:53,154 --> 01:24:54,917
嫣儿

1241
01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:59,385
你怎么可以把我忘记？

1242
01:25:20,982 --> 01:25:21,778
都怪你不好

1243
01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:25,009
你这个女人害得我们三个都不开心

1244
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,414
解决方法只有一个

1245
01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:29,015
杀了你一了百了

1246
01:25:29,224 --> 01:25:30,521
冷静点  不要

1247
01:25:56,217 --> 01:25:57,548
你杀我吧

1248
01:26:05,493 --> 01:26:07,552
你说过陪我去找公主

1249
01:26:08,563 --> 01:26:12,055
我现在找到了你走吧

1250
01:26:14,569 --> 01:26:17,561
她不是公主她是福来

1251
01:26:18,673 --> 01:26:22,040
她不再是公主她根本把你认不出来

1252
01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:26,411
这个世界再没有你要找的公主你死心吧

1253
01:26:26,614 --> 01:26:28,514
我不管她能否把我认出

1254
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:31,575
她永远都是我的公主

1255
01:26:36,558 --> 01:26:38,253
那我再问你一次

1256
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:42,059
你是否曾经有一刻想过

1257
01:26:42,564 --> 01:26:46,500
如果你找不到公主你会和我浪迹天涯？

1258
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,168
没有

1259
01:26:59,247 --> 01:27:00,942
好疼呀

1260
01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:09,956
你认得我了？

1261
01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:18,030
谢谢你刚才舍命相救

1262
01:27:18,266 --> 01:27:20,393
我和开开才不用死

1263
01:27:20,635 --> 01:27:22,569
开开快谢谢人家

1264
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:24,231
谢谢谢谢

1265
01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:27,202
你没事吧？

1266
01:27:27,475 --> 01:27:28,965
我的头很疼呀

1267
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:32,774
今天公主不跟我走你亦得不到她

1268
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,646
我们想改变她的命运

1269
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,415
但是现在我们的命运改变了

1270
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,919
而公主的命运依然

1271
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:46,552
凌兄

1272
01:27:53,968 --> 01:27:55,936
放手啦好不好？

1273
01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:34,207
你回来了？

1274
01:28:38,579 --> 01:28:41,013
怎样是不是很累呀？

1275
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,382
喂你看看

1276
01:28:43,584 --> 01:28:47,384
我准备了今晚说书比赛的服装给你

1277
01:28:47,588 --> 01:28:48,384
很漂亮的

1278
01:28:49,023 --> 01:28:52,515
蚁民凌感开拜见公主公主是时候走了

1279
01:28:57,265 --> 01:28:58,630
干什么？

1280
01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,662
我说了我不是公主

1281
01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:08,468
不如我们先排练一下今晚比赛的故事？

1282
01:29:08,910 --> 01:29:11,970
你真正的身份是本朝的嫣儿公主

1283
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:15,308
你要嫁到番上番国享尽荣华富贵做皇妃的

1284
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,177
到时很多丫环伺候你

1285
01:29:17,385 --> 01:29:19,819
那就会很幸福幸福就在你前面

1286
01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:22,353
去吧福来不是谁只是一只狗

1287
01:29:22,557 --> 01:29:24,491
我不走啊

1288
01:29:25,259 --> 01:29:28,592
除了这里我没有别的地方可去

1289
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:32,325
你看看我们现在多幸福

1290
01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:35,730
我们从没米变有米没鸡变有鸡

1291
01:29:35,937 --> 01:29:38,497
你还说赢了这个说书比赛之后

1292
01:29:38,973 --> 01:29:40,873
带我进城住大房子

1293
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,007
买丫头给我使唤你不记得了？

1294
01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:45,509
你是不是撞傻了？

1295
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,613
这个世界没有女人不喜欢做公主的

1296
01:29:51,085 --> 01:29:53,451
我是福来

1297
01:29:57,158 --> 01:30:00,093
我刚刚才学会做福来

1298
01:30:00,895 --> 01:30:05,594
学会打扫学会宰鸡

1299
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,927
学会做饭

1300
01:30:09,570 --> 01:30:12,368
学会帮你说书

1301
01:30:14,475 --> 01:30:18,070
我以前都不知道自己是谁

1302
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:22,580
明明是你说我是福来

1303
01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:25,651
你现在又说不是

1304
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,821
我凌感开最拿手的是什么？是骗人

1305
01:30:29,023 --> 01:30:32,390
我不是什么才子我只是骗子来的

1306
01:30:32,593 --> 01:30:35,391
你以为我整天自言自语不停说话

1307
01:30:35,596 --> 01:30:37,496
是要保持演出状态吗？

1308
01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:41,494
我穷得发傻罢了

1309
01:30:43,638 --> 01:30:45,469
我不是公主

1310
01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:49,633
你不要让我做什么公主

1311
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,769
要我嫁去番国啦

1312
01:30:53,881 --> 01:30:59,342
是你说的那些番国人吃人脑

1313
01:30:59,821 --> 01:31:02,153
又会欺负女人

1314
01:31:03,157 --> 01:31:05,625
为什么你还要我去呀？

1315
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,524
全是你说的梦话吧公主

1316
01:31:09,063 --> 01:31:10,325
一个比我高一头

1317
01:31:10,531 --> 01:31:11,998
又比我英俊多的人你不信

1318
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:15,033
你相信我这个大头矮子干嘛？

1319
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:18,764
你不怕他是骗我的吗？

1320
01:31:21,876 --> 01:31:25,642
我凌感开只不过是一个街边说书的

1321
01:31:26,547 --> 01:31:28,344
杨花都不要我

1322
01:31:28,816 --> 01:31:30,511
你跟着我干什么？

1323
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,014
懒得跟你再说

1324
01:31:42,864 --> 01:31:44,559
走呀我叫你走呀

1325
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:51,035
我不走不要赶我走

1326
01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,706
我不要你了走呀

1327
01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:54,534
我要做福来

1328
01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:56,676
走啦我不让你做福来了我不要福来

1329
01:31:57,945 --> 01:32:01,005
走呀走呀

1330
01:32:09,290 --> 01:32:13,727
我是福来不要赶我走

1331
01:32:45,126 --> 01:32:49,085
自家乌冬呈献说书王大赛最后参赛者

1332
01:32:49,297 --> 01:32:52,266
就是凌感开和福来

1333
01:33:01,676 --> 01:33:03,644
培养情绪培养情绪

1334
01:33:05,613 --> 01:33:08,047
搞搞气氛搞搞气氛

1335
01:33:19,460 --> 01:33:20,893
我凌感开

1336
01:33:24,031 --> 01:33:26,056
已经没故事可以再讲了

1337
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,425
不是吧？  啊？

1338
01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:37,610
我知道你不要我了

1339
01:33:41,949 --> 01:33:42,916
但是你可不可以让我陪你…

1340
01:33:43,117 --> 01:33:44,345
讲完最后一次故事

1341
01:33:44,552 --> 01:33:47,646
完成你的理想我就会走

1342
01:34:03,838 --> 01:34:04,930
这个故事

1343
01:34:05,139 --> 01:34:06,436
是讲一个男人

1344
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,006
和一只自来狗

1345
01:34:08,242 --> 01:34:09,641
不是自来狗

1346
01:34:09,844 --> 01:34:12,438
是呀应该是一个什么都不会的

1347
01:34:13,814 --> 01:34:15,543
很漂亮的自来女人

1348
01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,684
圣旨到

1349
01:34:29,897 --> 01:34:30,591
宣旨 宣旨

1350
01:34:30,798 --> 01:34:33,130
哎呀真是好戏呀

1351
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:35,199
连圣旨也有

1352
01:34:35,903 --> 01:34:38,531
拍什么手啊？拍手宣旨呀

1353
01:34:38,773 --> 01:34:41,298
对大家投入点

1354
01:34:42,543 --> 01:34:43,703
别吵呀

1355
01:34:44,078 --> 01:34:47,377
嫣公主程骞将军听旨

1356
01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:51,741
奉天承运皇帝诏曰

1357
01:34:51,952 --> 01:34:55,046
嫣公主出嫁途中不幸遇上山贼

1358
01:34:55,256 --> 01:34:57,588
程骞将军需将功补过

1359
01:34:57,792 --> 01:35:01,023
继续护送公主前往番上番

1360
01:35:01,228 --> 01:35:05,824
事不宜迟不容有失钦此

1361
01:35:08,936 --> 01:35:09,994
张公公

1362
01:35:10,938 --> 01:35:12,997
公主遇到山贼的时候掉下山

1363
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:14,367
失去记忆了

1364
01:35:14,575 --> 01:35:15,701
怎么会这样？

1365
01:35:15,910 --> 01:35:17,605
能不能让我先和她谈谈

1366
01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:20,073
快点啦

1367
01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:26,748
无论公主记不记得都需要面对现实

1368
01:35:27,955 --> 01:35:29,547
我们两个人的回忆

1369
01:35:30,925 --> 01:35:33,223
由我一个人永远记住就够了

1370
01:35:54,648 --> 01:35:56,240
当日我和公主

1371
01:35:57,084 --> 01:35:59,609
交换翡翠明珠定情

1372
01:36:05,159 --> 01:36:07,218
现在物归原主

1373
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:12,990
就当什么都没发生过

1374
01:36:26,947 --> 01:36:28,312
既然已经无情

1375
01:36:28,516 --> 01:36:30,677
归还定情信物是没意思的

1376
01:36:30,885 --> 01:36:31,613
三娘

1377
01:36:31,819 --> 01:36:33,684
我怕你日后睹物思人

1378
01:36:33,888 --> 01:36:34,946
我现在就帮你毁了它

1379
01:36:35,156 --> 01:36:36,248
不要

1380
01:36:59,547 --> 01:37:03,608
我记得我当时的愿望是

1381
01:37:08,222 --> 01:37:11,123
希望将军所有的愿望都可以实现

1382
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:21,124
我当时许的愿

1383
01:37:23,571 --> 01:37:26,540
也是希望公主所有的愿望可以实现

1384
01:37:44,458 --> 01:37:45,720
对不起

1385
01:37:48,295 --> 01:37:49,853
但是谢谢你

1386
01:37:51,031 --> 01:37:53,158
把福来送给我

1387
01:38:11,819 --> 01:38:16,552
微臣救驾来迟请公主恕罪

1388
01:38:48,789 --> 01:38:53,158
从此公主就在我生命中消失了

1389
01:39:05,205 --> 01:39:09,141
将军和公主只好继续出嫁番国的旅程

1390
01:39:10,010 --> 01:39:13,411
走过沙漠越过平原

1391
01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:22,489
终于到达番上番国境

1392
01:39:23,457 --> 01:39:27,291
而将军和公主也知道很快就要分开

1393
01:40:25,552 --> 01:40:26,883
将军

1394
01:40:33,193 --> 01:40:34,524
你们干什么？

1395
01:40:35,029 --> 01:40:37,862
将军你不如带着公主私奔吧

1396
01:40:38,065 --> 01:40:39,692
你们知道私奔会有什么后果吗？

1397
01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:42,368
我知道会得到幸福

1398
01:40:42,569 --> 01:40:44,093
有情人终成眷属

1399
01:40:44,304 --> 01:40:46,363
从此快快乐乐的在一起

1400
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,403
皇上是不会放过我们的

1401
01:40:55,449 --> 01:40:56,916
父皇说过

1402
01:40:57,484 --> 01:41:01,011
命运最看不起向它屈服的人

1403
01:41:03,624 --> 01:41:05,023
我是不会屈服的

1404
01:41:08,295 --> 01:41:10,195
我程骞

1405
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:14,891
是不会和公主私奔

1406
01:41:18,839 --> 01:41:20,466
但就算杀头

1407
01:41:21,642 --> 01:41:26,045
我也会向皇上要求和公主成婚

1408
01:41:29,483 --> 01:41:32,646
好啊将军

1409
01:41:34,955 --> 01:41:38,220
将军同公主决定回国要求皇上成全

1410
01:41:38,425 --> 01:41:40,450
皇上给他们真情感动

1411
01:41:40,661 --> 01:41:42,561
决定赐婚

1412
01:41:52,639 --> 01:41:54,607
将军和公主以后就过着

1413
01:41:54,808 --> 01:41:58,266
好像神仙眷侣一样幸福的生活啦

1414
01:41:58,479 --> 01:42:01,243
是不是像你说的那么幸福呀？

1415
01:42:02,716 --> 01:42:06,083
相信就是祝福

1416
01:42:07,888 --> 01:42:11,085
每个人的内心都有一个属于自己的故事

1417
01:42:11,558 --> 01:42:15,426
内容可能一样但版本可以不一样

1418
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:23,197
我不是公主但是我记得有一刻

1419
01:42:23,504 --> 01:42:26,530
有个男人令我有过公主的感觉

1420
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:29,804
短短一刻已经足够