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有人說所有女人都想做公主

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其實大家見過公主嗎？

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我是一個公主

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我阿爹也就是當今皇上

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雖然我們生活在同一屋屋下

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但是皇宮的屋屋實在太大了

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一年我們大概只可以見面兩次

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一次是國慶

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另一次是皇上壽辰

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也就是今天

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鳳貴妃的平公主

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平兒

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祝父皇福如東海壽比南山

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乖

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謝父皇

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蘭貴妃的秀公主

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秀兒

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女兒祝父皇萬壽無疆福如東海

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玉貴妃的婉公主

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祝父皇

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乖

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龍馬精神

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好

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謝父皇

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鳳貴妃的貴公主

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祝父皇生日快樂

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珍貴妃的香公主

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乖、乖

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老來得子

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恩貴妃的樺公主

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喜雙妃的菲菲公主

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茍公主呀

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哎喲

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父皇生日快樂

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這個僕進來的…是？

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嫣公主

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嫣兒

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我剛才這招叫做五體投地

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是特地送給你做生日禮物的

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五體投地

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父皇很喜歡有創意呀

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嫣兒父皇很開心

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就剩下這個了

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好漂亮呀

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謝謝父皇

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身為一個公主

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在宮中的生活主要就是吃玩睡

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到了適婚年齡

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還要接受內務總管楊公公安排的待嫁訓練

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今年和我同班的姐妹有十一人

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夫妻之禮乃是維繫大自然

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以及人與人之間關係的最佳方法

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今天我要教大家的是房中術的第三式

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「欲拒還迎」

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大家專心點跟著我和張公公的示範

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欲拒還迎身要輕

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腰要軟

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假借不適

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態度婉弱

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輕喘

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回馬槍

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再輕喘

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呀

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呀

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你要嫁人必修一課

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人也咩佬講咩文

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遇著鬼佬講IIove you

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褲都甩埋實好訓

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去到了扶桑好親切

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人也識得寫中文

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和服著靚

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鞠個躬說Ohayo gozaimasu

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去到霸王的歐洲國

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人也鬼識聽中文

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臨食西餐Bon apptit

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法蘭西人便興奮

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無氣啦喂

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朕決定封程風將軍之子程騫

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為忠義大將軍

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謝主隆恩願我皇萬歲萬萬歲

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我程騫可以有今天

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全靠我死去的爹當年為國捐軀

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我決定為國家做一番大事

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皇上不知道微臣何時可以為朝廷征戰？

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當下太平盛世

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不如這樣將軍先回家鄉種蕃薯

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到朝廷對將軍有需要的時候

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你自然是朕的第一人選

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將軍請起

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你娘親為先夫守節二十年

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為了表揚她的貞烈

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朕決定送一份恰如其份的禮物給你娘親

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嘩真是實至名歸呀

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兒子

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我怎麼都想不明白

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為什麼皇上會送這四個字給我呢？

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「力保不失」

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不是應該形容你阿爹

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為皇上保護國家這塊土地的嗎？

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我想皇上想表揚娘你保衛了一塊土地

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不過這塊土地比我爹保衛的那塊小多啦

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太平盛世對天下蒼生是好事

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但是對熱血男兒就是一種糟蹋

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雖然我已被封為大將軍

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但我仍然會用個人的力量去警惡懲奸

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我可以控告你阻人前進阻差辦公

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捉你進去控告你多幾條罪

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李得仁你身為捕頭

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濫用職權以權謀私

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單單在過去一個月

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強搶民田三十畝民女十二個

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還包庇奸商私下放走犯人六名

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當街小便四十七次

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今天我就要為民請命替天行道

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御賜大將軍令牌？

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原來是大將軍出來替天行道早點說嘛

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來來來將軍來

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那麼好的劍斬我

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不捨得斬呀？

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來來一刀

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哎呀呀我領悟了

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痛痛改前非

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謝謝大將軍教訓

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我馬上回家反省一下

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我要痛改前非

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你們知錯了吧？

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我們都忽然知錯了

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那去杏花樓開個房間

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找個姑娘來反省一下啦

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好呀

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我深感除暴安良真的並非一朝一夕

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今天算了

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不如一起去桃花廟會喝酒散心吧

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太好呀我等你這句話等了很久

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我們今天到來都是為了這一件事

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去喝酒

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走啊

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身要輕

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腰要軟

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一個回馬跌進其懷

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哎呀小心點

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哎呀

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練練練練什麼練啊

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來來去去都是找女人練有什麼用啊

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就是呀難道找楊公公和張公公練呀？

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他們兩個也不是男人

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那怎麼辦？

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就這樣等著嫁人也不是辦法

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我要男人啊

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哎呀我們這裏呀有哪個不想要男人的

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哪有公主這麼不矜持的

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是需要也要小聲點說

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啊我需要男人啊

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難道你們都很想要男人嗎？

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是呀

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我知道有個地方可以看到很多男人

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在哪呀？

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這些燈籠好漂亮呀

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餵那間客棧你有沒有去過？ 一般般啦

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利害利害

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有靚仔呀

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喂喂別那麼猴急

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我們現在故意不看他們

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享受一下被目光欣賞的快樂

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又等他們忍受一下被美女忽略的失落

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你對

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喂別看

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西北偏北

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漂亮是漂亮不過有男相伴

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我是男人

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餵我們是男人我們沒事

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那兩個男人像小朋友一樣

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哎呀和你差不多

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又到了一年一度的…

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桃花廟會壓軸節目時間了

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也就是本主持的手本遊戲

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事必桃花無得停

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如果你發現自己的內心是充滿寂寞

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如果你又發現在寂寞當中帶有點點的孤單

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如果有的話這個遊戲就最適合你們了

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一會兒

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每一對單身男女都會有一個沙漏的時間

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讓你們認識對方

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當我一再打響鑼的時候

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請所有男士向左邊移一格

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然後重新認識另一位女士

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如此類推

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記住我們相信的是緣份

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還有「事必」

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早知道就不扮男孩了

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沒大志

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事不疑遲

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換位子

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這麼面熟

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這樣你都能看見我的臉？

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你明明是我娘親你…

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是我…

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是呀

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如果你真是孝順的話呢

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你就給娘親一個機會

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你看

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就當我出來玩玩

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見識一下行不行？

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啊那這個不適合我

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過去過去呀

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小女子無不良嗜好

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只不過是最喜歡去河邊洗頭

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公子你呢？

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本公子有大量不良嗜好尤其好色

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姑娘不如先將面紗放下

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讓在下輕薄一下吧

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噢且慢且慢

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別這樣小女子很害羞

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不過我很喜歡好色的男人

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哈哈…這就好了

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姑娘這麼珍惜自己的容貌

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肯定是一個大美人

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你不揭那就等在下幫你吧

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不要啦…

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等一等公子等一等呀

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公子我們先聊聊天吧摸一下吧

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皮膚果然很滑

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你的手也很滑呀

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好像剝了殼的雞蛋一樣滑

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大膽淫賊竟敢當眾非禮

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你有你玩我有我玩關你甚…麼事呀?

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我就是要摸

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可惡

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你

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大膽你竟敢打本公…

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什麼？  我吹雞

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雞

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吹雞了這次你闖禍啦

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走吧這邊  什麼啊？

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哎呀快走啦

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為什麼這麼久？

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參見各位公主

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你們這麼久才來全都跑了

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還不追  是

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追呀

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親愛的皇上

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我國國王為表示…

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希望與皇上結成姻親之誠意

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小人依照中原習俗帶來聘禮

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希望皇上答應婚事

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既然番上番國王這麼有誠意

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朕也要隆重其事幫你親自挑選公主

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成為貴國的皇妃

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傳眾公主

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參見父皇

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乖

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回皇上我選到啦  好

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就是這位公主

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有眼光

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別說我沒提醒你

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公主出門恕不退貨

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你有七天的考慮期

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謝皇上

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到了番國要賢德侍奉

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千萬不要有辱國體呀

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女兒知道了

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女兒一定不會讓父皇失望的

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乖

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但是我想請問番國在哪裏呀？

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公公

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那這裏是地球這裏是中原

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這裏高麗國這裏日本國

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番國就在…

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這裏

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那到底在那裏呀？

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正確的位置就是舞雷公這麼遠

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舞雷公這麼遠？

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嫣兒恭喜你成為舞雷宮皇后

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別怕我們會陪著你的

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聖旨到

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奉天承運皇帝詔曰

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嫣公主和親番上番國路途遙遠

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為保公主安全

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特命程將軍擔當護駕一職

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早日完成任務欽此

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謝皇上恩典願吾皇萬歲萬萬歲

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你從小到大都沒離開過京城

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娘親真的很擔心

284
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要不這樣娘親陪你一起去吧

285
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不是吧

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其實娘親你不用擔心

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因為我有

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成家班成虎成豹

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夫人少爺

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你吃這麼多幹什麼？

291
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吃得多營養多健康自然會多多

292
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成虎成豹成龍呢？

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哦夫人你有所不知了

294
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如果有成龍就不是現在這個預算了

295
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有我成虎在

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我足智多謀已經夠用了

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就是說都不能打架啦

298
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兒子這塊翡翠可是我們程家的傳家之寶

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一直陪著你阿爹身經百戰

300
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你帶在身上它一定可以保佑你平安的

301
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你不在這娘親真的會很寂寞的

302
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娘親你千萬不要寂寞

303
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皇上御賜這四個字

304
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每一個女人都有需要力保的土地

305
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公主已經準備好出發了

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嫣兒你穿上這身嫁衣真的很漂亮

307
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今日一別

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我們兩父女可能沒有機會再見面

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你想要什麼嫁妝父皇也會答應你

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你就說吧

311
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父皇有這麼多掌上明珠

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嫣兒只想要做父皇最特別的明珠

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謝謝父皇父皇你放心吧

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嫣兒身為公主一定會接受公主的命運

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00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,576
命運最看不起那些向它屈服的人

316
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父皇只是想嫣兒永遠幸福

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番上番皇后來啦

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嫣兒出嫁了

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出發

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過了前面這個草原應該可以休息一下

321
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知道將軍

322
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,646
桃紅請將軍來見本公主  哦

323
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,816
唏公主要見將軍

324
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好呀

325
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我叫成豹

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我是桃紅

327
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,455
報告將軍公主有請  嗯

328
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,638
微臣參見公主

329
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:18,837
將軍你有沒有見過本公主？

330
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,600
並未

331
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,076
那不如你抬頭看清楚

332
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,406
等一下萬一走散了

333
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,311
你也可以找到我呀

334
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:28,285
也對呀

335
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,148
怎麼樣是不是很面熟？

336
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,615
好像有點印象又好像沒有

337
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,125
那不如你靠近一點看清楚

338
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,028
還有沒有印象？

339
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,208
記起了吧？

340
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:56,605
還沒有印象？

341
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,305
那你記住了哦

342
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:03,787
我就在桃花會那個調戲你娘親

343
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:08,221
還被你摑了一巴的那個色狼呀

344
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,954
你還不記得是吧？

345
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,722
記得…

346
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:21,028
那我告訴你打公主本來是死罪

347
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,140
你現在撿回條小命是不是應該感恩呢？

348
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,205
謝公主

349
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,813
退下吧

350
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,216
怎麼了有事嗎？

351
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,185
沒事一點事都沒有

352
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,655
是呀沒事沒事

353
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,326
唉好悶呀為什麼還不出發？

354
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:57,174
喂為什麼還不出發呀？

355
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,607
我說出發我命令你們現在出發

356
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,678
公主命令你們出發

357
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:08,775
是不出發了吧你們全部處死

358
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,921
你把他的頭給我斬下來

359
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,614
你再把他的頭也斬下來

360
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:21,259
公主只不過想大家聽話點是吧？

361
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,206
你們現在眼裏有沒有本公主？

362
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,874
身為軍人只會聽從軍令

363
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,957
聽著除了公主馬車全軍解散

364
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,766
歸隊！

365
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:06,069
稟公主末將也有話事的時候

366
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,754
落簾

367
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,784
將軍勁呀

368
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,100
氣死我了

369
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:37,268
各位大家已經酒足飯飽了

370
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,706
不如我們想個遊戲幫助消化

371
00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,538
好不好呀？  好呀

372
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:42,770
好呀好呀…

373
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,448
公主

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00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:48,312
不必多禮本公主見旅途遙遠

375
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:51,147
所以就過來與眾同樂

376
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:56,183
既然公主不嫌棄臣等當然願意奉陪

377
00:24:56,561 --> 00:25:00,190
但我們玩的遊戲太瘋狂我怕你玩不起

378
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:01,859
我玩不起？

379
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:05,395
我呀平時呀玩幾大都可以

380
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,172
但事先聲明遊戲無罪

381
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,643
好呀遊戲無罪怎麼玩都可以

382
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,539
好呀

383
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,312
玩法很簡單

384
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,346
如果誰抽到竹籤上面寫著皇帝的話

385
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,142
就可以命令這裏的人做什麼都行

386
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,580
好不好？  好

387
00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,378
誰夠膽扮皇帝？

388
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,053
喂說好了遊戲無罪的嘛

389
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,315
那算了不玩了

390
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,185
喂…

391
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,529
遊戲無罪繼續繼續

392
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,198
哈哈我是皇帝

393
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,666
現在由我發號施令

394
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,367
我命令甲和辛換衣服穿

395
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:44,806
甲和辛交換衣服穿呀

396
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:47,669
你呀？

397
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:49,346
我不想和那個小胖子

398
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,773
小胖子？很明顯是個老胖子

399
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:53,549
說我老胖子？

400
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,617
跟我進來

401
00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:01,749
換衣服換衣服…

402
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,534
我覺得我穿上了這件衣服我會跳舞了

403
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,411
哎呀你別跳了噁心死人啦

404
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:28,251
啊我抽到皇帝啊

405
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:29,915
拿冰塊來

406
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:32,084
公主冰到

407
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:37,651
我要抽到壬和丁的人

408
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,426
臉貼著臉把冰溶化

409
00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:42,493
你呀？

410
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:44,896
好溶呀

411
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,961
慢慢溶呀…

412
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,571
便宜了他們

413
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,444
做皇帝一點也不好玩

414
00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:59,981
還是被人玩的時候比較開心

415
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,660
公主睡不著呀？

416
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:23,036
看你的容貌一定是做惡夢了

417
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,368
將軍你不也睡不著嗎？

418
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:28,503
陪公主聊天

419
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,977
這顆就是皇冠頂上的明珠？

420
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:36,045
是啊我父皇送給我的嫁妝啊

421
00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:41,321
唉他說看到明珠就可以睹物思人

422
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:47,457
啊不知將軍你的家人

423
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,634
有沒有送什麼信物給你

424
00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:51,667
解鄉愁呢？

425
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:02,878
這塊翡翠是我臨走之前娘親送給我的

426
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,014
不知道娘親她現在怎麼樣了

427
00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,020
你娘親應該沒什麼的

428
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:14,214
你的翡翠這麼漂亮不如借給我鑒賞一下

429
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:15,719
當然可以啦

430
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:19,226
但是始終是家傳之寶請公主小心

431
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,525
當然沒問題啦我一向很小心的

432
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:28,163
哎呀很綠呀將軍你的翡翠真的很綠呀

433
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,271
是呀是呀很綠很綠小心呀

434
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:34,036
哎呀在月光底下看更是通透的

435
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,612
公主這塊家傳之寶陪著我爹身經百戰的

436
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:41,217
你猜如果不小心丟了的話容易找回來嗎？

437
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,450
公主呀如果以前有什麼得罪

438
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,851
請你不…不要介意

439
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,787
呀…不要…呀

440
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:56,563
將軍我滑掉了

441
00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:59,429
你你故意的

442
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:02,734
我不是將軍

443
00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:11,945
還不睡覺好的

444
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,550
今天我們什麼時候出發呢？

445
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:23,885
但聽說將軍失蹤了

446
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,562
是嗎？將軍失蹤了？

447
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:27,558
將軍

448
00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,626
程將軍早晨

449
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,137
你昨晚一整晚都不在

450
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,638
如果本公主有什麼意外

451
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,002
你負責呀？

452
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,572
哦

453
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,976
你沒丟還給我

454
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,578
幹什麼？你想幹什麼？

455
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:49,479
啊你…

456
00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:50,949
我這什麼

457
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,124
說話說一半手也伸一半

458
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,485
你送我到番國會不會也送一半呀？

459
00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:58,457
我不管現在本公主想快點到番國

460
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,328
公主真想快點到嗎？

461
00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:02,927
你能有多快啊？

462
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,935
好

463
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:09,196
駕

464
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,211
搞錯呀

465
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,881
怎麼駕馬車的？

466
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,524
公主

467
00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:39,533
我們在這裏休息一下沒問題吧？

468
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,810
公主病了

469
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,018
怎麼樣？

470
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,592
臣程騫求見

471
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:04,019
叫他進來

472
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,999
將軍公主有請

473
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:12,368
微臣知公主暈車浪

474
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:15,095
這碗藥是我家祖傳秘方專治暈車浪

475
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,375
我告訴你呀你這次死定了

476
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:23,103
本公主客死異鄉

477
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,281
如果你有時間的話

478
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:25,915
就數數你九族有多少人

479
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:28,210
我相信都斬得七七八八的了

480
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,564
你玩我一次我也玩你一次

481
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:43,058
喝了這碗藥當打和啦

482
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:46,369
好呀你餵我喝

483
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,908
你為什麼用手擋著臉呀？

484
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,106
你覺得我會含藥噴你嗎？

485
00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:00,306
不是

486
00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,619
難道你一直都覺得我是這麼恩將仇報

487
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,311
這麼記仇的女人嗎？

488
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:10,150
怎麼會呢公主絕對不是這種人

489
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:17,159
我告訴你呀

490
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,335
我就是這麼恩將仇報

491
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,504
就是這麼記仇的女人來的

492
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,574
公主現在好點了沒有？

493
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,241
你指哪一方面？

494
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:28,603
暈車浪和心情兩方面

495
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,742
不過算啦

496
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:33,844
微臣告退

497
00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,081
好點了

498
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:44,594
還有一點點暈心情好點了

499
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,356
不過我覺得

500
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,027
你的藥沒有你的人那麼有效

501
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:59,275
那微臣以後就用自己來醫治公主

502
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:10,720
哎呀我我好暈呀我又暈啦

503
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,516
和你之前的那種暈法應該不一樣啊

504
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,028
見將軍令牌如見將軍

505
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,233
從今天開始你們

506
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,460
不是我們不用再全速前進了

507
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,400
能走多慢就走多慢

508
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,673
盡情享受這個旅程

509
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:31,671
聽到沒有？

510
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:32,638
是 是

511
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,209
誰偷了我的衣服？

512
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,473
哦大膽

513
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,650
冒認將軍把她拿下是

514
00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:41,981
誰敢脫我的衣服？

515
00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:44,853
開個玩笑都不行

516
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:48,582
微臣知道公主有易服癖好

517
00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:50,226
這件衣服你可以先穿著

518
00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,495
但是請把將軍令牌立即交還

519
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,858
還就還有什麼了不起的？

520
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:01,829
程將軍請雙手接令牌

521
00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:05,200
保護將軍是

522
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:06,502
成虎做得好

523
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,837
謝謝將軍

524
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,536
撤…

525
00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:14,743
還給你了

526
00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:20,955
何仔

527
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,252
你輸啦

528
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,460
準備好沒有？

529
00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:27,187
準備好了

530
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,627
一二三寶蓮燈

531
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:38,038
一二三寶蓮燈

532
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:40,903
一二三寶蓮燈

533
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,539
一二三寶蓮燈

534
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,607
我贏啦你什麼時候走過來的？

535
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:47,750
幹什麼？

536
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:51,050
餵你是不是公主呀？

537
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,281
喂說真的你長這麼大有沒有被人騎過？

538
00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:55,884
這是第一次

539
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:59,255
太監我騎得多了將軍還是第一次

540
00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:00,931
喂既然大家都是第一次

541
00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,622
不如你先當我的座騎吧

542
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,090
衝呀

543
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:05,564
快點快點快點

544
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,135
公主不要動來動去

545
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,004
我在騎馬嘛

546
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:17,106
有人說有個星星很快的飛過去了

547
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,579
就叫做流星

548
00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:22,479
如果在消失之前許個願呢

549
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,951
那個願望一般都會實現

550
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,418
真的？  對

551
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,589
啊流星呀

552
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,762
我要青春常駐

553
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,835
我希望可以快快樂樂不勞而獲

554
00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:42,505
我希望找到一個愛護我一輩子的人

555
00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,607
我希望天下太平

556
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,800
現在已經是天下太平啦

557
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:48,637
是嗎？

558
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,951
你剛才不出聲許什麼願了？

559
00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:56,843
那麼公主你又許什麼願呀？

560
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,215
如果能說的話剛才就不會不出聲啦

561
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,015
對呀你知道就好啦

562
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,993
嘩又有一群流星涌過來呀

563
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,387
雕

564
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:51,004
當等待變成一種期盼

565
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:56,104
愛情已經存在

566
00:36:57,315 --> 00:37:02,252
比遠方來的美人來得更早

567
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:08,449
問世間…

568
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:09,887
雕

569
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,258
說真的公主

570
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,528
你打算什麼時候把家傳翡翠還給我？

571
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:22,462
我拿了就是我的啦

572
00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:26,541
我是公主呀拿人東西要還嗎？

573
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,709
麻煩公主與將軍不要再說話了

574
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,213
再這樣說下去我怎麼畫呀？

575
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:49,257
將軍以我的聰明才智

576
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:52,402
我想到個辦法搶回翡翠

577
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,003
我們可以派幾個士兵假扮山賊

578
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:58,642
舞刀弄劍然後沿途截劫

579
00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:01,811
公主看見這個情況自然會很害怕

580
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,776
這個時候將軍你幹什麼呢？

581
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:07,109
將軍你就出現來一個英雄救美

582
00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,247
她一定會投懷送抱

583
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:14,481
到那時你說你的翡翠還用搶嗎？

584
00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:15,624
可以呀

585
00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:18,158
但是耍公主乃

586
00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:19,124
乃什麼？

587
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,354
是死罪

588
00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:21,929
那你還獻計？

589
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,102
我是看著我們倆這麼無聊

590
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,203
找些東西聊聊吧

591
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,471
想第二個辦法吧

592
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:30,766
遲了

593
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:34,001
你知道成豹這個人比較衝動

594
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:36,202
我一說他就去了

595
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,176
那你不早說

596
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,384
好漂亮的花什麼花來的呢？

597
00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:44,779
呀

598
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:45,956
不許叫不許叫

599
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,317
把所有金銀珠寶交出來

600
00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,220
否則的話我就我就…

601
00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:52,225
救命呀來人呀老是不聽話不要吵

602
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,358
微臣救駕來遲

603
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,395
公主我會保護你的

604
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:01,667
你幹嗎一直眨眼長針眼了？

605
00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,498
認真點  小心將軍

606
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:07,007
公主你身上的翡翠明珠小心保管啊

607
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,538
兄弟聽到了嗎？她身上有翡翠明珠

608
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:10,304
收到

609
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:12,516
用不用這麼認真呀？

610
00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:14,641
又有？

611
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,514
你來真的？  是又怎樣

612
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,390
將軍

613
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:25,820
成豹那他們是什麼人？

614
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,089
是真的山賊快點保護公主呀

615
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,356
公主不用怕

616
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,866
糟了打得誰跟誰都不知道了

617
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:34,503
是我兄弟的跟我走

618
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,536
不是的不准走啊

619
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,275
別走

620
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,011
將軍

621
00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:43,845
你不是早就出發了嗎？怎麼現在才來？

622
00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:46,276
我們假扮山賊也要化裝呀

623
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,882
什麼？假的？

624
00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:51,186
公主你聽我解釋…

625
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,119
將軍你後面流血了

626
00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:57,527
嘩血呀

627
00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,551
將軍

628
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,799
我拿了些金創藥給你

629
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:08,765
還有些話想和你說

630
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,141
明知我假扮英雄救美

631
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,867
還親自拿金創藥給我

632
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:17,478
難道她已經愛上我了

633
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,480
他一定以為我愛上他了

634
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,950
其實是他愛上了我才對

635
00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:33,390
剛才…

636
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,566
哎你受傷了什麼都不要說了

637
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,168
不如讓我先幫你療傷吧呀

638
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:43,568
哦那就有勞公主了

639
00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:51,611
是不是很痛呀？

640
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,346
估不到上廁所要排隊那麼久真是

641
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:03,518
你的傷口這麼深那我多擦一點

642
00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:15,804
噓

643
00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:17,506
不要噓那麼大聲

644
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:20,942
公主正在給將軍療傷呀

645
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:28,518
嘩公主做什麼呢？

646
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:32,480
噓別看別看好傷呀

647
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:33,982
會不會太緊啦？

648
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:35,522
你轉過來

649
00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:36,617
可以了

650
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,158
好傷呀

651
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:39,488
公主

652
00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:42,188
不要不要…

653
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:47,064
哎呀原來包紮真的會很累

654
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:51,035
公主呀你的藥真的很有效痊癒啦

655
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:54,075
真的假的？你死撐吧

656
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,143
真的做掌上壓也可以

657
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,211
你看看

658
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:00,881
你行不行呀？

659
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:07,354
將軍好了公主傷了我覺得  是呀

660
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:08,650
再快點都行

661
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,662
有這樣療傷的嗎？

662
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,497
好難度高啊

663
00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:25,598
公主你剛才是不是有事想問我？

664
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:30,410
哦是這樣

665
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,879
你你好像也有事情想問我？

666
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:40,851
沒有什麼呀？

667
00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:43,052
沒有

668
00:42:44,662 --> 00:42:45,856
什麼呀？

669
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:47,558
什麼沒有？

670
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,462
沒有什麼

671
00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:55,734
什麼？  什麼？

672
00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:09,643
你們幹什麼呀？

673
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,422
將軍公主你們所做的一切

674
00:43:12,623 --> 00:43:13,920
我們不會說出去的

675
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:15,056
還沒什麼呀

676
00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,227
如果誰夠膽洩露這個秘密

677
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,555
我殺他全家  是

678
00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:22,564
我叫祝三娘

679
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,292
沒錯好聽點我是一個寨主

680
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:29,996
坦白點我是一個賊婆

681
00:43:30,641 --> 00:43:32,575
我現在正在聽他們解釋

682
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:33,606
為什麼今天搶劫失敗

683
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:36,974
就是這樣…失敗了  失敗了

684
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,981
阿凡達你們說了這麼久

685
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,846
究竟在說什麼啊？

686
00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:45,021
要不是半途中

687
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:48,123
有群行家不守規矩殺出來的話

688
00:43:48,325 --> 00:43:51,351
我們就一定可以截劫了那個公主

689
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:54,156
哼你怎麼知道人家是公主？

690
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,629
就在那個時候突然有個男的衝出來

691
00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:57,823
然後擋著那個女孩

692
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,195
然後不停和那個女的說

693
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,496
小心點公主放心我會保護你的

694
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:04,196
還有呀我們還差點殺了那個將軍呢

695
00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,535
人家是將軍你又知道？

696
00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:07,972
我們衝過去的時候

697
00:44:08,178 --> 00:44:09,611
有個公主呀

698
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:13,476
哎呀小心呀將軍小心呀將軍這樣

699
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:15,481
我們還發現他們帶著的那些

700
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:17,881
什麼明珠呀什麼翡翠呀

701
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:19,453
那些一定是寶物

702
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,058
寶物是翡翠明珠你們也知道？

703
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,487
你見過啊？  那麼我們又沒親眼看到

704
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:27,789
但是呢那個將軍說

705
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:31,365
這個翡翠明珠很珍貴的

706
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:33,832
你要好好保管它別被人搶走呀這樣

707
00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:34,732
就是這樣

708
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:36,337
好

709
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:41,237
既然他們現在在山下駐紮

710
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,072
你們快點弄塊大石頭來

711
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,352
然後把大石頭推下山

712
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,650
來個突襲把他們全都壓死

713
00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:57,527
到時候翡翠明珠不就到我手裏了？

714
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:03,364
哈哈哈…

715
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:20,044
停

716
00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:25,084
夫妻交拜

717
00:45:27,925 --> 00:45:29,222
哎呀

718
00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:31,026
一定撞到

719
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:34,128
好禮成…

720
00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,797
既然禮成那就洞房花燭夜吧

721
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,228
好我贊成

722
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:39,595
哎呀將軍洞房這件事情

723
00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:40,770
讓我幫你做吧

724
00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:41,767
我不要你呀

725
00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,405
人家不要我

726
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,083
今天到此為止不玩了

727
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:03,687
大家這麼認真的陪你玩到現在

728
00:46:03,894 --> 00:46:04,724
你說不玩了？

729
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,294
再這麼玩就回不了頭了

730
00:46:08,165 --> 00:46:09,826
當初是你說玩大點的

731
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:11,796
現在你又忽然說不玩了

732
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,128
怎可以說變就變？

733
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:17,632
女人就是這麼說變就變的

734
00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:19,502
總之我不玩了

735
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:20,810
不能不玩

736
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,310
你把我的裙子弄破了

737
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:29,646
好我只想告訴你

738
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,348
現在我和你之間

739
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,650
絕對不是玩

740
00:46:46,336 --> 00:46:50,636
但是我們現在做的事情

741
00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:52,866
萬一讓人知道了

742
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:56,707
就是大逆不道是天地不容

743
00:46:56,914 --> 00:47:00,111
我不管什麼天地不容什麼大逆不道

744
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,558
要不我們先交換定情信物吧

745
00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:28,670
天地不容

746
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:43,919
大逆不道

747
00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:11,076
走呀走呀

748
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:16,451
怎麼啦？

749
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:17,684
我們一起殺進去

750
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,762
殺殺…

751
00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:28,797
將軍真的山賊來了

752
00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:30,268
快點帶公主走呀

753
00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:45,644
寨主那兩個就是公主和將軍啦

754
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,987
要不我們私奔吧趁著現在這麼亂

755
00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:53,492
你帶我走沒人知道的

756
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,824
我不做什麼番國王妃了

757
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:26,959
公主

758
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,027
嫣兒

759
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:49,945
讓開

760
00:49:55,759 --> 00:50:00,662
餵我問你翡翠明珠在哪？

761
00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:04,523
他不肯說啊

762
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:08,530
那就打啦阿凡

763
00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:16,370
想不到你這麼能忍啊？

764
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:19,549
妖你都打不到

765
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,478
是嗎？

766
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:21,548
阿達

767
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,014
讓我來

768
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:28,722
這下還不燙死你？

769
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:39,001
想不到你皮也硬嘴也這麼硬

770
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:40,694
你們兩個笨賊

771
00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:41,768
一個近的看不到

772
00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,064
一個遠的看不到

773
00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:44,934
怎麼拷問呀？

774
00:50:46,910 --> 00:50:50,505
我告訴你我和他們兩個不一樣

775
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,739
我的眼睛可沒事

776
00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:54,849
問你翡翠明珠在哪你不知道

777
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:58,619
那麼明珠翡翠在哪裏你總知道了吧？

778
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:04,116
哎呀你真的以為我沒種

779
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:05,889
拿刀來

780
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:11,894
你知不知道這把刀有什麼好處

781
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,370
就是斬什麼都乾淨俐落

782
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:18,539
一斬下去你的頭就會劈拍一聲彈開

783
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:23,806
然後一跳一跳的跌落你的身前

784
00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:27,477
見到沒頭的你你就會很後悔

785
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:29,948
為什麼不早點告訴我

786
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:38,559
有沒有搞錯呀

787
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:41,798
每天都把這樣的信射進來

788
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:43,488
是不是有病呀？

789
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,301
有什麼應該直接說吧

790
00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:47,493
不是呀寨主可能是情書來的

791
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,472
我呀可以肯定那個土匪陸金勝呢

792
00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:54,269
對你有意思呀寨主

793
00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:57,476
是嗎？他有這意思嗎？

794
00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,740
餵這是戰書來的

795
00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:03,080
是情書來的

796
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:05,117
明明寫著戰書兩個字的

797
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,654
你們不識字呀？

798
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,263
不是圖案來的嗎？

799
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:22,834
是不是封面寫錯了裏面寫的什麼？

800
00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:24,370
這戰書中說

801
00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:27,803
每天叫你投降你都不回應

802
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:30,639
決定這個月十五攻打山寨

803
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:31,779
到時就要祝三娘…

804
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,313
要祝三娘怎樣？

805
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,119
說要淫辱祝三娘

806
00:52:38,522 --> 00:52:39,989
淫辱我？

807
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:42,852
淫辱寨主？…  太過分…

808
00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,321
靜一靜

809
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:47,656
全都怪你們這些馬騮全部都不識字的

810
00:52:47,864 --> 00:52:49,661
搞成現在這樣你們說怎麼辦？

811
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,891
你們現在快點想個辦法

812
00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,660
看看怎麼打贏這場仗

813
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:56,464
不好意思能不能把我扶起來？

814
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:57,901
好…

815
00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:04,308
以這裏的地形來看根本無險可守

816
00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:06,643
而且全是樹林

817
00:53:06,883 --> 00:53:08,350
如果對方用火攻的話

818
00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:10,520
你們可以說是必死無疑

819
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:12,745
所以應該以攻為守

820
00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:17,326
不太明白不過你繼續

821
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,495
如果寨主肯相信我的話

822
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,529
我願以畢生所學協助寨主

823
00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:25,724
以免你被人污辱

824
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,237
你怕我被人污辱？

825
00:53:28,438 --> 00:53:31,669
怕但我更怕失去公主

826
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:35,006
所以如果我幫了寨主這個忙

827
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,679
希望寨主可以答應我

828
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,575
放了我讓我去找公主

829
00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:41,884
好你贏了想怎麼都行

830
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:43,677
我姓祝叫三娘

831
00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:46,585
小姓程單字一個騫

832
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:48,288
好一個程騫

833
00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:50,458
不過在沒成功之前

834
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:52,389
你別指望我會把鎖打開

835
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:54,095
把他繼續關進牢房

836
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,294
是這邊請啊

837
00:53:56,499 --> 00:53:57,796
你的戰書

838
00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:00,792
是這邊是

839
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,156
我凌感開

840
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:30,629
是一個才氣橫溢的說書人

841
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:34,630
正因為我有才華所以我懷才不遇

842
00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:36,736
人生事業愛情兩失意

843
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,773
我生存下去還有什麼意義呢？

844
00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:41,974
我生無可戀

845
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:45,077
所以我要戲劇性地結束我的一生

846
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:46,813
再見了人生

847
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:50,517
天妒英才凌感開

848
00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:53,413
怎麼回事？

849
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,202
救命救命

850
00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:10,134
淹死人啦淹死人啦

851
00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:17,036
你有沒有安全意識呀？

852
00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:20,011
我正上吊呢你拉繩子你想我死呀？

853
00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:22,279
還笑？

854
00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:24,986
我覺悟了

855
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:28,214
老天爺你也不想讓凌感開這麼早死

856
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,857
不出聲你就是默認了

857
00:55:31,695 --> 00:55:34,630
你有種我下一次再跟你鬥

858
00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:44,900
餵你想幹嘛呀？

859
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:46,973
我死你又阻止我我不死你又跟著我

860
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,508
別跟著我呀！

861
00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:52,341
我…我想問我是誰呀？

862
00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:54,915
我怎麼知道你是誰我又不認識你

863
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,379
總之你站在這兒別動

864
00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:58,577
在這兒呆個三五七天就有官差來巡邏

865
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,499
站好

866
00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:16,500
別跟著我別跟著我…

867
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:29,277
喂

868
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:30,845
我是誰呀？

869
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:34,080
有沒有搞錯呀？竟然跟到這裏來了

870
00:56:34,457 --> 00:56:37,392
不行這個時候我一定要讓她知道

871
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:39,562
我不發火你別當我是病貓

872
00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:44,396
你想說你不發火我會當你是病貓啊

873
00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:48,093
豈有此理居然偷聽我的心聲

874
00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:50,030
我一定要讓你看到我兇惡的樣子

875
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,408
我到底是誰呀？

876
00:56:56,679 --> 00:56:57,907
我為什麼要理她呢？

877
00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:12,718
好呀此刻外面下著滂沱大雨

878
00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,328
一個女子衣著單薄

879
00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:15,930
轉眼間衣履盡濕

880
00:57:16,132 --> 00:57:17,997
到時一陣凄風吹過

881
00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:19,327
她必定牙關打顫

882
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,595
就覺天大地大無處容身

883
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:30,474
生不如死啊哈哈哈…

884
00:57:38,688 --> 00:57:39,916
我跟你說清楚

885
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,954
我是不會讓你在這裏白吃白住的

886
00:57:42,158 --> 00:57:43,455
正好我需要一個助手

887
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,992
就讓你暫時做我的助手跟我出去開工

888
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,824
但是我到底是誰呀？

889
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:51,929
這個問題你就真的不應該再問啦

890
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,432
真的好想知道嘛

891
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,831
我以前有隻狗它叫做福來

892
00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:03,311
它為了保護我被一隻豬咬死了

893
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:06,977
為了紀念它你就叫福來吧

894
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:08,611
看看能不能給我帶來好運

895
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:14,489
我叫福來那你是誰呀？

896
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:17,658
她終於都問我了

897
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:23,026
我凌感開全鎮無人不曉

898
00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:25,367
在這個時候她一定會問

899
00:58:25,568 --> 00:58:26,364
為什麼？

900
00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:27,501
問得好

901
00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:29,535
就讓我告訴她

902
00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:31,896
在你面前的凌感開

903
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:35,509
是一個博覽群書學識淵博的才子

904
00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:38,704
憑著出色的口才在說書界裏大獲好評

905
00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:41,748
深受廣大群眾的愛戴

906
00:58:42,051 --> 00:58:45,714
傾慕者不計其數

907
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:49,156
謝謝又是你呀？

908
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:51,484
謝謝你謝謝

909
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:55,027
你在和誰握手呢？

910
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:59,059
少見識身為一個專業的演藝者

911
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,829
時時刻刻都要保持著演出的狀態

912
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,335
不可以有一刻鬆懈

913
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,202
永遠要記住有一大群觀眾在你面前

914
00:59:06,409 --> 00:59:08,206
這樣才能鍛煉自己

915
00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:10,574
以後做了我助手

916
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:13,078
你也要學會這一點知道嗎？

917
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:16,877
開工

918
00:59:22,792 --> 00:59:25,955
福來狀態狀態

919
00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:27,853
什麼什麼狀態呀？

920
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,793
演出演出！

921
00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:44,302
細說長江第一百零九回

922
00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:50,313
上回我們講到沿著滾滾的長江水

923
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:53,884
經過雲雨清風的巫峽

924
00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:02,654
騎著駿馬再去到西陵峽

925
01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:11,165
當地民風純樸

926
01:00:11,507 --> 01:00:19,107
哪裏來的姑娘沙裏洪巴嘿唷嘿

927
01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:28,347
今天呢我要說的就是淫娃列傳

928
01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:31,823
不說不知道淫娃是帶相的

929
01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:36,988
正所謂面圓圓就善交際

930
01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:40,327
大小眼就難滿足

931
01:00:40,536 --> 01:00:43,596
上唇薄時下唇厚

932
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,673
隨時搞上你老爸

933
01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:52,474
細說長江第一百一十回再見

934
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,644
太好吃啦

935
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,959
那邊那個樣子很討厭的叫西門高慶

936
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:06,488
你看著他這個人很虛偽

937
01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:08,960
一會兒他定會走過來跟我裝好朋友

938
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:10,461
在哪裏？

939
01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:14,032
西門兄  凌兄

940
01:01:14,570 --> 01:01:18,336
你好坐…  你好坐…

941
01:01:21,544 --> 01:01:23,910
哎呀呀凌兄

942
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:26,815
怎麼光吃饅頭這麼單調呀

943
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,415
楊花

944
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:29,645
是 是

945
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,650
把吃剩的飯菜拿過來給凌兄

946
01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:33,854
哦

947
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:41,989
但是這些菜不是要拿去餵狗嗎？

948
01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,730
那…你這麼說可就不對了

949
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:47,534
我們家的狗因為吃得太好

950
01:01:47,737 --> 01:01:49,602
現在形同一隻豬

951
01:01:49,806 --> 01:01:51,831
應該餵它吃點饅頭了

952
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:56,341
哎呀凌兄我不是想影射你哦

953
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,344
我聽得出亦分辨得到哦

954
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,039
那就最好了

955
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:08,049
餵人家介意吃我們的剩菜呀？

956
01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:09,349
我不介意呀

957
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,618
扔了它  啊

958
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:14,262
扔了它扔呀

959
01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:21,700
簽個字吧周老闆

960
01:02:22,505 --> 01:02:25,440
三兩銀贊助費那麼多

961
01:02:25,641 --> 01:02:28,075
你做什麼宣傳那麼利害呀？

962
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:29,266
你聽著啦

963
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:33,609
大寶號呈獻細說長江

964
01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:35,249
是不是很有氣勢呢？

965
01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:36,247
是呀是呀

966
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,818
我們只有你一個客人一定很有氣勢的

967
01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:41,546
啊你一看就知道她是個小孩子

968
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:42,816
經常說謊的周老闆

969
01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:45,619
不過呢做宣傳這回事呢

970
01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:47,386
一定要說謊的

971
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,327
我呢不是志在宣傳我的大寶號

972
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:54,299
我是志在宣傳我這些很貴的玉石

973
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:55,730
全是普通貨色

974
01:02:55,938 --> 01:03:01,968
我呀這塊啊比你所有的都漂亮

975
01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:03,736
哎呀很不錯呀

976
01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:04,977
讓給我呀笨

977
01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:09,677
你呀都傻乎乎的一看就知你不是好人

978
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:12,151
她腦袋有問題說什麼都不是有心的

979
01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:13,014
你別理她

980
01:03:13,222 --> 01:03:15,156
我也沒心贊助啊

981
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:18,154
我不怪她但是我怪你

982
01:03:18,361 --> 01:03:20,329
你明知道我不好惹嘛還來惹我？

983
01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:24,694
走…走呀  周…周老闆

984
01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:35,173
寨主

985
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:37,442
叫我三娘

986
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,114
三娘真會開玩笑

987
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:41,649
我自己都走不了怎麼帶你走呀？

988
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,715
我現在放你走

989
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,525
那你就可以帶我走

990
01:03:53,029 --> 01:03:54,553
謝寨主大恩大德

991
01:03:55,231 --> 01:03:57,290
如果找到公主的話一定回來答謝

992
01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:04,996
又不用這麼心急白天有光好上路

993
01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:08,165
那即是怎樣？

994
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:10,712
先聊一會兒吧

995
01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:11,971
乾杯

996
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:26,492
我十四歲就跟了我男人

997
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,991
那時候我很窮

998
01:04:31,567 --> 01:04:33,728
他說跟著他有飯吃

999
01:04:35,738 --> 01:04:37,399
那我就做了賊

1000
01:04:40,643 --> 01:04:42,338
他為了救兄弟們

1001
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:46,407
和官兵惡鬥中了十七刀

1002
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,543
他臨死之前

1003
01:04:49,318 --> 01:04:51,878
只是叫我好好地看著兄弟們

1004
01:05:05,134 --> 01:05:06,396
為什麼

1005
01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:11,732
為什麼不留一句話給我啊？

1006
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,813
我跟了他十四年啦

1007
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:23,484
為什麼最後一口氣都不留給我

1008
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:30,200
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1009
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:30,200
--------------谢谢观赏---------------

1010
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:48,603
站住

1011
01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:51,939
想偷走？

1012
01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,010
又是你說放我走的

1013
01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:58,979
說謊捉了你怎麼會放你走？

1014
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:02,183
真離譜當我傻的？來人

1015
01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:21,007
他又說他講故事有很多人聽

1016
01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:23,705
但其實又沒有人聽

1017
01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:29,776
他又說自己很有能力但是窮到什麼都沒有

1018
01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:31,483
你又說什麼都記不起

1019
01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:33,518
我說的你為什麼記得那麼清楚呀？

1020
01:06:35,057 --> 01:06:38,117
我是失憶又不是傻的

1021
01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:41,319
還有呀連瞎子都能看出來了

1022
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,725
這間房子只有四面牆

1023
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:47,835
颳風時漏風下雨時漏水

1024
01:06:48,037 --> 01:06:50,733
還有如果你生意真是做的這麼好的話

1025
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,134
就搬到城裏住了

1026
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,400
不用住這裏對吧？

1027
01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,544
凌感開沒有說謊

1028
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,004
凌感開只是說出自己的理想

1029
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,509
人有理想難道有錯嗎？

1030
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,084
為什麼有燒焦的味道？

1031
01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:11,917
哎呀

1032
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:15,562
遇到你我死也死不了

1033
01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:17,995
我客人沒了贊助商也沒了

1034
01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:20,428
現在連僅有的米碎也給你燒焦了

1035
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,938
那你想怎麼樣？

1036
01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:27,736
我現在想吃雞你有沒有呀？

1037
01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:32,576
我要一隻

1038
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:36,548
我要一隻又肥又大又多油的黃油雞

1039
01:07:36,919 --> 01:07:40,252
一隻又肥又大又多油的黃油雞？

1040
01:07:40,456 --> 01:07:43,721
嘩那我可要考慮一年成交啦

1041
01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,021
那麼你先把雞給我

1042
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,286
我馬上買給你

1043
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,432
你

1044
01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:02,770
你回來了？

1045
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,049
到底在哪裏弄回來的雞？

1046
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,477
我用那塊翡翠換回來的

1047
01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:10,049
你說想吃雞嘛

1048
01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:14,880
你用那麼漂亮的翡翠換了一隻雞？

1049
01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:17,992
是不是很划算？

1050
01:08:18,194 --> 01:08:19,821
喂快點吃吧吃吧

1051
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,394
快吃吧

1052
01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:29,566
謝謝

1053
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:38,002
在很遠很遠的番上番國

1054
01:08:39,315 --> 01:08:46,653
那裏沒人沒水沒田

1055
01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:54,152
沒金沒銀什麼都沒有

1056
01:08:55,564 --> 01:09:02,697
所以那裏的人只是吃人腦

1057
01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:08,165
娛樂性很豐富啊看來得拿枝筆記下來

1058
01:09:13,849 --> 01:09:14,781
那裏的人

1059
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,975
等等等…說

1060
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,448
凌感開在那邊說故事

1061
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:22,317
很恐怖很驚嚇有人嚇暈了

1062
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:26,052
天葬就是把一個女人

1063
01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:29,356
光禿禿的擺在山上暴屍荒野

1064
01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:30,657
然後再任由那些禿鷹

1065
01:09:30,866 --> 01:09:32,959
叼叼叼…

1066
01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:37,971
淫淫得個淫淫者得個擒全都走了？

1067
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,867
你就省省吧客人都走光了

1068
01:09:43,078 --> 01:09:44,340
捉個人過來

1069
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,048
在抬上面把頭露出來

1070
01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:49,342
再找把鋸子劈下去

1071
01:09:57,293 --> 01:10:00,228
太精彩了…

1072
01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:04,195
嘩你看好多錢呀

1073
01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,024
你好棒了想到一個這麼嚇人的故事

1074
01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:08,760
那你明天說什麼故事呀？

1075
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,937
她竟然來問我

1076
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:14,100
哦一會兒呢我們去吃頓好的

1077
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:17,336
接著你回家早點睡我就會想到了

1078
01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:25,913
他說我早點睡他就能想到？

1079
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,755
這裏就是我們所處的位置

1080
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,860
到時我們經過這條河

1081
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,553
掩人耳目繞過這邊樹林

1082
01:10:35,764 --> 01:10:36,924
前後夾攻

1083
01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:39,524
到時殺他一個措手不及

1084
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,561
就照你的意思做

1085
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:46,707
大家的命已經交給你了包括我

1086
01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:53,710
三娘用人不疑程騫的命亦早已交了出來

1087
01:11:09,498 --> 01:11:10,590
停

1088
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:19,998
小心有詐

1089
01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:04,114
殺呀

1090
01:13:20,295 --> 01:13:21,023
沒事嗎？

1091
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:22,860
很傷呀

1092
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,525
怎麼樣？

1093
01:13:24,767 --> 01:13:26,234
很疼呀

1094
01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:54,886
我幫你

1095
01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:29,528
小心

1096
01:14:38,173 --> 01:14:42,371
好啊贏啦

1097
01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:44,502
怎麼樣？沒事吧？

1098
01:14:46,915 --> 01:14:48,212
幸好有你

1099
01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:55,150
幹得好

1100
01:14:56,191 --> 01:14:57,488
把陸金勝抓回去

1101
01:14:57,693 --> 01:14:58,853
是 是

1102
01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:01,962
將軍這回謝謝你了

1103
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,992
各位兄弟乾杯

1104
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,035
我穿著這件嫁衣

1105
01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:50,673
和你的嫣公主有沒有分別？

1106
01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:52,944
你穿的嫁衣是嫣公主的

1107
01:15:56,818 --> 01:16:01,255
我現在就是問你有什麼分別？

1108
01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:03,557
這件嫁衣是嫣公主的

1109
01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:10,894
現在東西被我搶回來了

1110
01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:12,600
衣服就是我的

1111
01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:20,135
就算你穿著嫁衣你也不會是公主

1112
01:16:21,510 --> 01:16:25,913
更何況…你穿著的只是一件破的嫁衣

1113
01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:32,752
是不是我這一輩子都不可以成為公主？

1114
01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:34,286
一次都不行？

1115
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:40,426
你怎麼對待公主我要你也一樣的對待我

1116
01:16:42,864 --> 01:16:45,833
求求你就一次

1117
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:49,268
每個女人都希望有個男人…

1118
01:16:49,471 --> 01:16:51,063
可以待她像公主一樣

1119
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,007
我沒試過

1120
01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:58,505
就一次你給我一次吧

1121
01:16:58,714 --> 01:17:00,011
你喝醉了

1122
01:17:06,021 --> 01:17:09,650
寨主我答應你的事情已經做到了

1123
01:17:10,993 --> 01:17:12,358
我來是向你辭行

1124
01:17:12,861 --> 01:17:15,625
我反悔你要留下

1125
01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:16,957
那你砍死我

1126
01:17:18,233 --> 01:17:19,427
你想我怎麼樣呀？

1127
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,364
是你想我怎麼樣？

1128
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:22,535
你一會兒一變

1129
01:17:22,738 --> 01:17:24,603
你知不知道自己到底想怎樣？

1130
01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:27,534
你走你馬上走

1131
01:17:29,878 --> 01:17:31,106
那我走了

1132
01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:34,713
臨走之前

1133
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,481
你可不可以叫我一聲三娘？

1134
01:17:42,691 --> 01:17:43,623
三娘

1135
01:17:46,261 --> 01:17:48,957
溫柔點慢點

1136
01:17:51,433 --> 01:17:56,962
三…娘…

1137
01:18:07,049 --> 01:18:11,179
三…娘

1138
01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:17,986
謝謝

1139
01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:42,241
程騫

1140
01:18:43,585 --> 01:18:44,950
你不是又想反悔吧？

1141
01:18:45,153 --> 01:18:47,849
帶我走吧我現在沒喝醉

1142
01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:50,219
我不想在這個山寨裏過一輩子

1143
01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:52,384
我要有我自己的生活

1144
01:18:53,795 --> 01:18:54,887
我和你去找公主

1145
01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:56,027
為什麼？

1146
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,692
其實這一帶的路我很熟悉

1147
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:00,532
我可以給你帶路

1148
01:19:04,005 --> 01:19:07,099
這樣呀麻煩三娘了

1149
01:19:07,609 --> 01:19:09,577
不過你能不能答應我一件事

1150
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,071
如果你找不到公主

1151
01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:15,139
你可不可以和我浪跡天涯？

1152
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:19,580
寨主…

1153
01:19:21,456 --> 01:19:22,616
寨主

1154
01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:26,794
其實我真的很捨不得各位兄弟

1155
01:19:26,995 --> 01:19:29,429
雖然我們又沒腦子又不識字

1156
01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,997
但是這次打贏了那些土匪之後

1157
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,758
我們以後就沒問題了

1158
01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:37,405
我們會照顧自己的你放心走吧

1159
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,904
這把寨主刀你們好好保管

1160
01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:42,974
你放心吧寨主

1161
01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:45,510
那我們走吧

1162
01:19:54,389 --> 01:19:55,356
堅持住啊

1163
01:19:55,557 --> 01:19:56,649
沒事…

1164
01:19:56,992 --> 01:19:58,960
終於到了

1165
01:20:00,729 --> 01:20:03,425
今天吃燒味

1166
01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:07,533
明天吃盆菜

1167
01:20:08,236 --> 01:20:11,501
太興Everyday

1168
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,266
硬銷完畢

1169
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:16,971
我們發大財了

1170
01:20:17,179 --> 01:20:19,704
我們有兩隻雞有菜有肉

1171
01:20:19,915 --> 01:20:22,611
還有…魚

1172
01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:28,814
福來雞在裏面人在外面

1173
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:30,286
你是人還是雞呢？

1174
01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:31,788
人

1175
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:32,459
還不做飯？

1176
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,185
做飯？  好

1177
01:20:43,071 --> 01:20:45,005
好幸福呀

1178
01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:47,633
我快飽死了

1179
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,676
真沒大志這就叫幸福了嗎？

1180
01:20:50,879 --> 01:20:53,814
如果我能夠贏今年的說書王大賽

1181
01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:55,714
有名有利

1182
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:58,818
到時候我們搬出城住大屋

1183
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:15,736
喂…嘩這位公子看到好東西你就摸

1184
01:21:15,937 --> 01:21:17,996
看到美女那你會怎樣呀？

1185
01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:19,264
這塊翡翠你怎樣到手的？

1186
01:21:19,474 --> 01:21:20,441
是不是個女孩子給你的？

1187
01:21:20,642 --> 01:21:21,734
關你屁事

1188
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:28,041
我是賊嘛翡翠本來就是你的走吧

1189
01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:31,748
鎮長凌感開和福來報名

1190
01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:36,516
你就是本鎮最出名的凌感開呀

1191
01:21:37,092 --> 01:21:38,753
這裏簽個名來

1192
01:21:39,494 --> 01:21:42,429
用這枝我做了一個晚上

1193
01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:47,033
我凌感開一定會用這支筆

1194
01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:50,466
寫一個最動聽的故事贏得這場比賽

1195
01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:04,645
放高點

1196
01:22:07,289 --> 01:22:08,916
好高呀好高呀  不是你的身高

1197
01:22:09,124 --> 01:22:10,216
公主

1198
01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:11,221
我終於找到你了

1199
01:22:11,426 --> 01:22:12,552
放開我你是誰呀？

1200
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,729
公主我是程騫護送你去番國的將軍

1201
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,056
你不記得我了？  放手呀放手呀

1202
01:22:16,264 --> 01:22:17,390
你不要在這裝將軍啊我叫官差了

1203
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,497
你走開

1204
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:20,996
開開  公主

1205
01:22:21,202 --> 01:22:24,399
我不是什麼公主我叫福來

1206
01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:25,334
你是公主嘛

1207
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:27,337
命令他放手

1208
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,438
命令你放手

1209
01:22:30,712 --> 01:22:32,145
是遵命

1210
01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:36,478
你有沒有事呀？  沒事沒事

1211
01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:37,652
走…

1212
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,612
命令他不准追來

1213
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:42,690
命令你不准追

1214
01:22:43,224 --> 01:22:44,589
走走走

1215
01:22:45,894 --> 01:22:49,489
餵她說不准你追

1216
01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:51,791
沒說不准你尾隨嘛

1217
01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:54,501
是啊謝謝三娘提點

1218
01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:56,534
我是賊來的嘛

1219
01:22:57,572 --> 01:23:02,703
這個公主穿著平民服裝也挺平凡的

1220
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,874
你好像弄髒了

1221
01:23:12,554 --> 01:23:13,521
謝謝

1222
01:23:42,217 --> 01:23:43,514
請恕在下冒昧

1223
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:46,914
凌先生

1224
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,820
可否再給我一次機會？

1225
01:23:57,265 --> 01:23:59,233
微臣護駕不力罪該萬死

1226
01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:04,497
夠了我不是什麼公主我是福來

1227
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:07,903
還有我現在的生活很開心很幸福

1228
01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:11,575
你因為發生意外所以才失憶的

1229
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:16,609
你記不記得我們的定情信物？

1230
01:24:18,119 --> 01:24:20,212
這塊翡翠是我的

1231
01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,552
這塊翡翠本來是我的

1232
01:24:22,924 --> 01:24:26,416
這顆明珠是你父皇送給你的嫁妝

1233
01:24:26,628 --> 01:24:28,619
我們一起在山坡上許願

1234
01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:30,453
我和你假成親？

1235
01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:33,099
我們天地不容

1236
01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,103
大逆不道

1237
01:24:37,839 --> 01:24:39,602
地動山搖的親吻？

1238
01:24:47,782 --> 01:24:49,613
他他輕薄我

1239
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:52,946
沒事沒事的

1240
01:24:53,154 --> 01:24:54,917
嫣兒

1241
01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:59,385
你怎麼可以把我忘記？

1242
01:25:20,982 --> 01:25:21,778
都怪你不好

1243
01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:25,009
你這個女人害得我們三個都不開心

1244
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,414
解決方法只有一個

1245
01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:29,015
殺了你一了百了

1246
01:25:29,224 --> 01:25:30,521
冷靜點  不要

1247
01:25:56,217 --> 01:25:57,548
你殺我吧

1248
01:26:05,493 --> 01:26:07,552
你說過陪我去找公主

1249
01:26:08,563 --> 01:26:12,055
我現在找到了你走吧

1250
01:26:14,569 --> 01:26:17,561
她不是公主她是福來

1251
01:26:18,673 --> 01:26:22,040
她不再是公主她根本把你認不出來

1252
01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:26,411
這個世界再沒有你要找的公主你死心吧

1253
01:26:26,614 --> 01:26:28,514
我不管她能否把我認出

1254
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:31,575
她永遠都是我的公主

1255
01:26:36,558 --> 01:26:38,253
那我再問你一次

1256
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:42,059
你是否曾經有一刻想過

1257
01:26:42,564 --> 01:26:46,500
如果你找不到公主你會和我浪跡天涯？

1258
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,168
沒有

1259
01:26:59,247 --> 01:27:00,942
好疼呀

1260
01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:09,956
你認得我了？

1261
01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:18,030
謝謝你剛才捨命相救

1262
01:27:18,266 --> 01:27:20,393
我和開開才不用死

1263
01:27:20,635 --> 01:27:22,569
開開快謝謝人家

1264
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:24,231
謝謝謝謝

1265
01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:27,202
你沒事吧？

1266
01:27:27,475 --> 01:27:28,965
我的頭很疼呀

1267
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:32,774
今天公主不跟我走你亦得不到她

1268
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,646
我們想改變她的命運

1269
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,415
但是現在我們的命運改變了

1270
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,919
而公主的命運依然

1271
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:46,552
凌兄

1272
01:27:53,968 --> 01:27:55,936
放手啦好不好？

1273
01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:34,207
你回來了？

1274
01:28:38,579 --> 01:28:41,013
怎樣是不是很累呀？

1275
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,382
餵你看看

1276
01:28:43,584 --> 01:28:47,384
我準備了今晚說書比賽的服裝給你

1277
01:28:47,588 --> 01:28:48,384
很漂亮的

1278
01:28:49,023 --> 01:28:52,515
蟻民凌感開拜見公主公主是時候走了

1279
01:28:57,265 --> 01:28:58,630
幹什麼？

1280
01:29:01,569 --> 01:29:03,662
我說了我不是公主

1281
01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:08,468
不如我們先排練一下今晚比賽的故事？

1282
01:29:08,910 --> 01:29:11,970
你真正的身份是本朝的嫣兒公主

1283
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:15,308
你要嫁到番上番國享盡榮華富貴做皇妃的

1284
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,177
到時很多丫環伺候你

1285
01:29:17,385 --> 01:29:19,819
那就會很幸福幸福就在你前面

1286
01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:22,353
去吧福來不是誰只是一隻狗

1287
01:29:22,557 --> 01:29:24,491
我不走啊

1288
01:29:25,259 --> 01:29:28,592
除了這裏我沒有別的地方可去

1289
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:32,325
你看看我們現在多幸福

1290
01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:35,730
我們從沒米變有米沒雞變有雞

1291
01:29:35,937 --> 01:29:38,497
你還說贏了這個說書比賽之後

1292
01:29:38,973 --> 01:29:40,873
帶我進城住大房子

1293
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,007
買丫頭給我使喚你不記得了？

1294
01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:45,509
你是不是撞傻了？

1295
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,613
這個世界沒有女人不喜歡做公主的

1296
01:29:51,085 --> 01:29:53,451
我是福來

1297
01:29:57,158 --> 01:30:00,093
我剛剛才學會做福來

1298
01:30:00,895 --> 01:30:05,594
學會打掃學會宰雞

1299
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,927
學會做飯

1300
01:30:09,570 --> 01:30:12,368
學會幫你說書

1301
01:30:14,475 --> 01:30:18,070
我以前都不知道自己是誰

1302
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:22,580
明明是你說我是福來

1303
01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:25,651
你現在又說不是

1304
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,821
我凌感開最拿手的是什麼？是騙人

1305
01:30:29,023 --> 01:30:32,390
我不是什麼才子我只是騙子來的

1306
01:30:32,593 --> 01:30:35,391
你以為我整天自言自語不停說話

1307
01:30:35,596 --> 01:30:37,496
是要保持演出狀態嗎？

1308
01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:41,494
我窮得發傻罷了

1309
01:30:43,638 --> 01:30:45,469
我不是公主

1310
01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:49,633
你不要讓我做什麼公主

1311
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,769
要我嫁去番國啦

1312
01:30:53,881 --> 01:30:59,342
是你說的那些番國人吃人腦

1313
01:30:59,821 --> 01:31:02,153
又會欺負女人

1314
01:31:03,157 --> 01:31:05,625
為什麼你還要我去呀？

1315
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:08,524
全是你說的夢話吧公主

1316
01:31:09,063 --> 01:31:10,325
一個比我高一頭

1317
01:31:10,531 --> 01:31:11,998
又比我英俊多的人你不信

1318
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:15,033
你相信我這個大頭矮子幹嘛？

1319
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:18,764
你不怕他是騙我的嗎？

1320
01:31:21,876 --> 01:31:25,642
我凌感開只不過是一個街邊說書的

1321
01:31:26,547 --> 01:31:28,344
楊花都不要我

1322
01:31:28,816 --> 01:31:30,511
你跟著我幹什麼？

1323
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,014
懶得跟你再說

1324
01:31:42,864 --> 01:31:44,559
走呀我叫你走呀

1325
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:51,035
我不走不要趕我走

1326
01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,706
我不要你了走呀

1327
01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:54,534
我要做福來

1328
01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:56,676
走啦我不讓你做福來了我不要福來

1329
01:31:57,945 --> 01:32:01,005
走呀走呀

1330
01:32:09,290 --> 01:32:13,727
我是福來不要趕我走

1331
01:32:45,126 --> 01:32:49,085
自家烏冬呈獻說書王大賽最後參賽者

1332
01:32:49,297 --> 01:32:52,266
就是凌感開和福來

1333
01:33:01,676 --> 01:33:03,644
培養情緒培養情緒

1334
01:33:05,613 --> 01:33:08,047
搞搞氣氛搞搞氣氛

1335
01:33:19,460 --> 01:33:20,893
我凌感開

1336
01:33:24,031 --> 01:33:26,056
已經沒故事可以再講了

1337
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,425
不是吧？  啊？

1338
01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:37,610
我知道你不要我了

1339
01:33:41,949 --> 01:33:42,916
但是你可不可以讓我陪你…

1340
01:33:43,117 --> 01:33:44,345
講完最後一次故事

1341
01:33:44,552 --> 01:33:47,646
完成你的理想我就會走

1342
01:34:03,838 --> 01:34:04,930
這個故事

1343
01:34:05,139 --> 01:34:06,436
是講一個男人

1344
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,006
和一隻自來狗

1345
01:34:08,242 --> 01:34:09,641
不是自來狗

1346
01:34:09,844 --> 01:34:12,438
是呀應該是一個什麼都不會的

1347
01:34:13,814 --> 01:34:15,543
很漂亮的自來女人

1348
01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,684
聖旨到

1349
01:34:29,897 --> 01:34:30,591
宣旨 宣旨

1350
01:34:30,798 --> 01:34:33,130
哎呀真是好戲呀

1351
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:35,199
連聖旨也有

1352
01:34:35,903 --> 01:34:38,531
拍什麼手啊？拍手宣旨呀

1353
01:34:38,773 --> 01:34:41,298
對大家投入點

1354
01:34:42,543 --> 01:34:43,703
別吵呀

1355
01:34:44,078 --> 01:34:47,377
嫣公主程騫將軍聽旨

1356
01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:51,741
奉天承運皇帝詔曰

1357
01:34:51,952 --> 01:34:55,046
嫣公主出嫁途中不幸遇上山賊

1358
01:34:55,256 --> 01:34:57,588
程騫將軍需將功補過

1359
01:34:57,792 --> 01:35:01,023
繼續護送公主前往番上番

1360
01:35:01,228 --> 01:35:05,824
事不宜遲不容有失欽此

1361
01:35:08,936 --> 01:35:09,994
張公公

1362
01:35:10,938 --> 01:35:12,997
公主遇到山賊的時候掉下山

1363
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:14,367
失去記憶了

1364
01:35:14,575 --> 01:35:15,701
怎麼會這樣？

1365
01:35:15,910 --> 01:35:17,605
能不能讓我先和她談談

1366
01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:20,073
快點啦

1367
01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:26,748
無論公主記不記得都需要面對現實

1368
01:35:27,955 --> 01:35:29,547
我們兩個人的回憶

1369
01:35:30,925 --> 01:35:33,223
由我一個人永遠記住就夠了

1370
01:35:54,648 --> 01:35:56,240
當日我和公主

1371
01:35:57,084 --> 01:35:59,609
交換翡翠明珠定情

1372
01:36:05,159 --> 01:36:07,218
現在物歸原主

1373
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:12,990
就當什麼都沒發生過

1374
01:36:26,947 --> 01:36:28,312
既然已經無情

1375
01:36:28,516 --> 01:36:30,677
歸還定情信物是沒意思的

1376
01:36:30,885 --> 01:36:31,613
三娘

1377
01:36:31,819 --> 01:36:33,684
我怕你日後睹物思人

1378
01:36:33,888 --> 01:36:34,946
我現在就幫你毀了它

1379
01:36:35,156 --> 01:36:36,248
不要

1380
01:36:59,547 --> 01:37:03,608
我記得我當時的願望是

1381
01:37:08,222 --> 01:37:11,123
希望將軍所有的願望都可以實現

1382
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:21,124
我當時許的願

1383
01:37:23,571 --> 01:37:26,540
也是希望公主所有的願望可以實現

1384
01:37:44,458 --> 01:37:45,720
對不起

1385
01:37:48,295 --> 01:37:49,853
但是謝謝你

1386
01:37:51,031 --> 01:37:53,158
把福來送給我

1387
01:38:11,819 --> 01:38:16,552
微臣救駕來遲請公主恕罪

1388
01:38:48,789 --> 01:38:53,158
從此公主就在我生命中消失了

1389
01:39:05,205 --> 01:39:09,141
將軍和公主只好繼續出嫁番國的旅程

1390
01:39:10,010 --> 01:39:13,411
走過沙漠越過平原

1391
01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:22,489
終於到達番上番國境

1392
01:39:23,457 --> 01:39:27,291
而將軍和公主也知道很快就要分開

1393
01:40:25,552 --> 01:40:26,883
將軍

1394
01:40:33,193 --> 01:40:34,524
你們幹什麼？

1395
01:40:35,029 --> 01:40:37,862
將軍你不如帶著公主私奔吧

1396
01:40:38,065 --> 01:40:39,692
你們知道私奔會有什麼後果嗎？

1397
01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:42,368
我知道會得到幸福

1398
01:40:42,569 --> 01:40:44,093
有情人終成眷屬

1399
01:40:44,304 --> 01:40:46,363
從此快快樂樂的在一起

1400
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,403
皇上是不會放過我們的

1401
01:40:55,449 --> 01:40:56,916
父皇說過

1402
01:40:57,484 --> 01:41:01,011
命運最看不起向它屈服的人

1403
01:41:03,624 --> 01:41:05,023
我是不會屈服的

1404
01:41:08,295 --> 01:41:10,195
我程騫

1405
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:14,891
是不會和公主私奔

1406
01:41:18,839 --> 01:41:20,466
但就算殺頭

1407
01:41:21,642 --> 01:41:26,045
我也會向皇上要求和公主成婚

1408
01:41:29,483 --> 01:41:32,646
好啊將軍

1409
01:41:34,955 --> 01:41:38,220
將軍同公主決定回國要求皇上成全

1410
01:41:38,425 --> 01:41:40,450
皇上給他們真情感動

1411
01:41:40,661 --> 01:41:42,561
決定賜婚

1412
01:41:52,639 --> 01:41:54,607
將軍和公主以後就過著

1413
01:41:54,808 --> 01:41:58,266
好像神僊眷侶一樣幸福的生活啦

1414
01:41:58,479 --> 01:42:01,243
是不是像你說的那麼幸福呀？

1415
01:42:02,716 --> 01:42:06,083
相信就是祝福

1416
01:42:07,888 --> 01:42:11,085
每個人的內心都有一個屬於自己的故事

1417
01:42:11,558 --> 01:42:15,426
內容可能一樣但版本可以不一樣

1418
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:23,197
我不是公主但是我記得有一刻

1419
01:42:23,504 --> 01:42:26,530
有個男人令我有過公主的感覺

1420
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:29,804
短短一刻已經足夠