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Today, let me tell you a story.
According to legends, once upon a time,
demons suddenly invaded the mortal realm
and messed up the order of things.
One day, a scholar appeared from the heavenly sky!
He wrote a charm in the air with his brush and captured the demons inside his book.
He kept good demons by his side
and sent bad demons to the abyss
where they were punished with thunderbolts.
They were thrown into the gate of the abyss,
turned into ashes and dissipated and never reincarnate again!
Wherever the legendary scholar went,
demons were terrified
and fled in panic.
Is catching demons fun?
It's not fun at all!
What do you want?
Gassy. It's your turn! What? Me?
Judgment of the yin-Yang brush!
Heaven and earth will show no mercy! The way shall prevail!
Entrap!
The black dragon of the eastern sea that became a demon after 1,000 years
created troubles and brought chaos to mankind.
Entrap!
- It's scary! - It's scary!
Do you like it?
- Yes! - Yes!
I wrote the whole story in this book.
Take it home and let your mother read it
so she can tell you the ending, okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
Just five cents each.
- I have no money! - I have no money!
Not even five cents?
- I have no money! - I have no money!
Go! You came without any money?
- I've been talking for two hours! - Let's go home.
- Wait for me! - Let's go home!
- Bring money when you come next time! - Wait up!
Leaving home with empty pockets?
What's with kids these days!
W ait for me!
Come! Quick!
- What's this? - I think I heard a sound inside.
- A demon! - A demon!
Remember to bring money next time!
Mr. pu,
for only a few pennies, you tell stories all day long.
My legs are numb.
So what if they're numb?
Hey, did you scare them just now?
- I did. - That's good, that's good!
My book will sell well.
I heard the antique store up ahead was robbed.
The store windows were locked from inside.
A typical case of theft through a secret passage.
Chief zhen.
According to my analysis, this case of theft
and the two jewelry heists on the city's southside
were done by the same person.
Because in the three different crime scenes,
I found the same evidence!
Look at this!
Based on the level of moisture,
tough texture, and temperature of this hair,
the suspect should be
four feet tall and heavyset.
Also,
he doesn't like to take a bath!
We can investigate the three cases together.
Based on the frequency of these incidents,
chief zhen, our top priority is to send our people to other antique stores,
so we can catch him red-handed!
We'll solve all these cases at once!
- Brilliant! - Great!
Yan fei.
Based on your reasoning just now,
no wonder I'm the sheriff and you're still an assisting officer.
Am I wrong, chief zhen?
There's only one possibility.
The criminal
works at this store!
It's an inside job!
- How can that be? - No, chief zhen. It wasn't us!
You're mistaken!
Was it you?
- Or you? - It wasn't us!
Or was it you?
It's not me!
- Hardy, brawny, hunky. - Yes!
Bring them to the station!
Beat a confession out of them!
Check who was on guard duty that night!
- On guard duty? - Chief zhen.
Sir! Our store is so small.
- There's no guard needed at night! - Chief zhen, listen!
- The jewels flew out on their own! - What did you say?
What did he say? The jewels flew out themselves?
That's nuts!
Somebody obviously took the jewelry.
- Chief zhen, that's... - I'm keeping this as evidence.
- Chief zhen! - Chief zhen!
Are you going to deal with that crackpot, pu songling?
He's telling stories of demons again and scared my boy!
That's right.
- You must take care of this! - That's right.
All right!
Yan feil!
- Chief zhen. - I got a job for you.
Find the bandit that's scaring the kids and bring him to justice!
But what about the robbery case?
- Go to him. - We want justice!
Take us to him tomorrow morning!
- Stop sleeping! - Wake up!
- Stop sleeping! - Stop sleeping!
Come out!
Use more force!
Lazy fellows, take a time-out!
Time for breakfast!
- How can you be so irresponsible? - I know. Rest assured.
I'm here to serve justice.
You should take care of this!
- Don't push me. - Do you think...
- Why are you so useless? - Why did you fall?
- Get up! - Move away!
- What a loser! - Why are you looking at chickens?
- He's just up there. - Let's go there ourselves.
- Wait for me! - Let's go.
There's always one missing among the four of you.
- Where's hog goblin? - No idea.
Yes, it's here!
Pu songling!
Are you pu songling?
That's him. He told a demon tale to scare us!
That's right.
Are you the one?
I'm pu songling.
You're good, pu songling.
You frightened my boy again.
What are your motives?
- Give us an explanation! - Or you won't get away with it.
- I'll definitely explain. - Or we won't leave.
Yes.
Breezy, come out to welcome our guests.
Thank you, ladies and kids, for coming here.
This is my latest work.
The price is five cents each.
- Thank you. - All right.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I finally caught you!
The jewelry thief is right here!
Here is the money.
Thank you!
- Here is mine. - No. That's too much.
You gave me too much.
Here is mine.
This one. You also paid too much. Thank you.
Thanks to everyone for coming to buy my latest work.
See yourselves out.
Rush home to read it.
Cultivate your minds and spirits!
- Sorry for disturbing you. - All right.
- Let's go, son. - Recommend it to your neighbors.
- Let's go. - Sure.
- It's okay. - No need to walk us out.
- Let's go home. - Let's go home.
Thank you.
Thank you, kids.
- Let's go home. - Hey, why are you leaving?
You...
- Why is he so strange? - Weren't you demanding justice?
Who is this guy?
- You're pu songling? - I am.
And you are?
The sword of the law.
Jinhua constable, yan fei.
Why are you laughing?
I've never seen such a shabby constable before.
Don't laugh!
Why is this gold bracelet here?
That's silver.
This is from the jewelry store.
You stole it, didn't you?
Breezy?
Handsy?
He wouldn't dare to wear that.
He even left that filthy and stinky hair at the crime scene.
- It must be him then! - Stop playing dumb!
Come to the station with me!
Take a seat, first. Let's eat together.
I'll go with you after we eat.
Come.
- Eat? - Have a pancake!
Give me your hands!
In your dreams.
- You got the wrong end. That one. - Thanks.
Cut the crap! Let's go!
Young man!
You got some nerve!
Listen, I didn't steal the jewelry, but I know who did.
Let me tidy up, first.
Later on, you'll catch the thief, I'll catch the demon.
Hey!
What kind of knot is this?
Two little rabbits.
He served you a pancake. I'll serve you...
A fart!
Where am 1? Why am I flying?
What is this thing?
Young man!
Don't stand up!
Sit still!
Okay.
You old weirdo.
Where are you taking me?
Don't you want to catch the Jewel thief?
So what?
Then, you'll catch the thief and I'll catch the demon.
What demon? What thief? Explain yourself!
Keep it down! Don't get so worked up!
- Do you know that... - Sir, we've arrived at jinhua county.
Who said that?
What are you looking at?
Handsy, wake that boy up.
Get up!
Hurry up!
That's more like it.
You're such a nag!
Hey!
Where's the Jewel thief?
Young man, don't get so worked up!
Look, you're bleeding!
It's all because of that cursed thing!
Move!
- Where's the thief? - Move!
Over there!
I'll take you to catch the thief now.
Gu lang xuan
aren't we catching a thief?
Why does it feel like we're the thieves?
Where is he?
Look. Up there.
That's...
The bag is moving by itself!
Don't move!
Judgment of the yin-Yang brush!
What's that for?
I'm opening your third eye so you can see demons too.
What?
Don't be frightened.
You can see him now.
All right.
Four feet tall and heavyset.
I was right.
- He's getting away. - Yes.
Go after him.
You'll catch the thief, I'll catch the demon.
Hurry.
Donna!
I missed you so much!
Was it tough without me around?
Pay the deposit if you want to take your sweetheart away.
Take it.
I didn't scare you, did 1?
Only this much?
That's just a portion of it, I got more at home.
Take that for now.
Are you playing games with me?
Look at you. You got slim.
- Piggy, let me tell you. - Haven't you been eating well?
- Without enough dowry, - I'll feed you good food.
Forget about marrying Donna!
Gosh, my dear father-in-law.
My dear father-in-law,
go easy on us.
Tonight, if Donna and I don't leave jinhua county,
pu songling will put me in his bottle and entrap me in the yin scripture.
How is that my problem?
If I'm trapped in the yin scripture, I'll turn to ashes and dissipate!
I'll be dead!
My sweetheart!
My darling!
How can you live without me?
Besides, if I'm in the yin scripture,
I'll come for you even if I've turned to ashes. I'll haunt you day and night!
And you can forget about the rest of the money at my home!
The thief's yours, the demon's mine.
Judgment of the yin-Yang brush!
- No! - Entrap!
No!
Who cares if we're tired?
Are you tired?
- Yes. - Yes.
You two are tired?
From doing what?
Halt! Stop!
Where did that come from? Go! Go!
Stop!
Freeze!
- What are you doing? - We caught a thief tonight!
Of course, it's all thanks to the great leadership of me, liu quanzhen.
- Let's return to the station. - Chief zhen.
I'm here too!
- Who are you? - I'm yan fei.
Yan fei? Look at him.
- What an interesting face paint. Let's go. - That thief.
I caught him.
- Yan fei. - Yes?
Let me tell you.
I gave you so many chances.
You always come up short.
Tomorrow, take your wooden sword
and get out of my station.
Let's go!
- He's the first thief I caught. - We got the thief and the evidence.
- Chief zhen. - Go!
So what if it's made from wood?
It's still in an official sheath.
If the station won't have me, someone else will!
No!
I need to become strong.
I need to become strong!
Why are you shouting at this hour?
Are you not going to let us sleep?
What a psycho!
Sorry, ma'am.
Gu ql gem and treasure
Ms. Jade.
This is the place.
It seems spooky here.
Ms. Jade, we'd better go home.
I hear you possess a special mirror.
Looking at it at night makes you more beautiful.
That's right.
Do you want to try it?
Yes.
Name your price.
You're so beautiful.
Close your eyes.
Ms. Jade.
Ms. Jade?
There's a demon!
Heaven and earth, I call on your power!
Demons and devils, obey my command!
The unrelenting yan chixia.
Xiaoqian, let her go!
What did you say?
I didn't quite hear you.
I said let her go.
Fine.
I'll just get a replacement.
Realize your mistakes!
Mistake?
I'm a demon.
If I don't consume human souls, I'll age.
I'll die.
If you refuse to change your ways,
I'll help you.
Heaven and earth, I call on your power! Demons and ghosts, obey my command!
Heaven and earth, I call on your power.
Kill me.
You owe me your life.
Kill me and your debt dies too.
I only want the spirit orb.
Don't let me see you again!
We are on different paths.
Nie xiaogian!
Xiaoqian!
Nie xiaogian!
You hog goblin!
You really thought I'd nodded off?
I was just pretending to be asleep.
You're trying to flee?
What's wrong?
You're dead?
I'm not dead!
This great immortal isn't dead yet.
You call yourself a great immortal? Junior immortal.
How should I punish you?
I'll behave, I'll change!
You would never change your character.
Do you want to try my new massage?
Massage?
Now you have my attention.
What's special about it?
This new massage I learned will make you feel wonderful!
- You must try it! - If this is a trick,
I'll entrap you in the yin scripture. No reincarnation for you.
Understand?
Come out!
- Over here. - I'm so dizzy.
Sir.
Let me massage you.
- My shoulders. - Feels good, right?
Sir, pig trotters aren't tasty.
Come here.
You scared me to death.
Sir, you know how to sew?
Me?
There are so many stories and things that you know nothing about.
You wouldn't behave yourself in liao zhai.
You went to the streets
and fell in love with a donkey!
Sir, we truly love each other!
Come!
From now on, I'll always know where you are.
Try and pull it off.
Donna!
Stop!
This is a remote place. There are no donkeys here.
Come here.
Go reflect on your behavior inside.
Place all these things inside properly.
Take the bottle too.
Don't come out until I call you. Go!
All right then.
Donkey?
Hey.
What are you doing here?
You're out of breath in the middle of the night. What do you want?
What do you want?
Speak!
Master!
- Please accept my three kowtows! - I can't...
First kowtow.
- Second kowtow. - No.
Young man, stop it!
Stand up.
I can't take you as my student.
- But you must! - Why must I take you?
- I want to be burlier. - You want to be a barrier?
Not barrier.
I mean stronger!
Stronger? Then just exercise!
I'll help you cook then!
Someone's already helping me cook.
Stand still! Don't move!
All right.
Stand still.
- I'll sweep for you, master. - Don't move!
- Young man. - Yes?
Please take off the useless junk you're wearing first.
Sure.
I was so careless, but you came just in time, xiaoqgian.
How tender.
The soul of a sweet 16-year-old jinhua county girl
are in short supply.
Her soul must be delectable.
Will you eat her now?
Xiaoqian.
He's an unsophisticated man.
Why not just forget him?
Humans.
They grow hearts for nothing.
Even I, a demon with no heart, am better than them.
Can you just talk less?
What if I kill him on your behalf?
Mind your own business!
Then I'll go to jinhua county for some wine to go with my meal.
Don't worry! I, quanzhen, am here.
- It was this shop. - Don't be afraid, I'm here.
- Anyone here? - Don't be afraid!
Jade?
Jade!
- Jade! - Liu quanzhen.
- Official chu. - Who are the proprietors?
Where are they?
It seems like they aren't here.
- Obviously! - So, where's my daughter?
Dear, don't be anxious.
Liu quanzhen, hurry and find out what happened here.
I've looked around. There's no sign of a fight or struggle.
Perhaps Ms. Jade eloped with someone?
Eloped?
- Hey, sir! - Sir.
Dear.
Dear?
What happened just now?
You fainted.
How could I faint at a time like this?
So where were we?
- She eloped! - That's ridiculous!
She's still young. Why would she elope?
Yes. Or perhaps...
Recently, rapists have become a menace.
Rapists?
Sir!
- He's fainting again! - Sir!
Dear, what happened just now?
You fainted again.
- I fainted again? - Yes.
Where were we?
- Rapists. - Who are they going to rape?
- Me. - I don't need to worry then.
I mean, our daughter!
What a bunch of crap!
How can there be rapists?
Liu quanzhen!
I'm ordering you.
Find the proprietor right away.
Get to the bottom of this.
Or I'll deal with your whole family.
Official chu, rest assured!
You know my capabilities.
I solved every case we have back at the station.
- I'll give it my utmost! - Chief zhen, he left.
Let's go!
They smell so good!
There are so many dishes!
Wow! All four of you are here!
Why don't you eat?
The food is getting cold. Eat!
Sir, after you.
It's delicious!
Who cooked these?
Master.
Why are you still here?
Master, today, I especially...
Don't call me that. You're not officially my student yet.
I kowtowed to you!
You didn't complete them.
Then, I won't complete your title!
Teacher!
So? Do you like the food?
- You cooked all these dishes? - Yes!
Every dish on the table!
Not bad. Where did the chickens come from?
From the Coop downstairs where hog goblin hid the Jewel.
All the chickens are big and fat, so tender and juicy when roasted.
- Especially... - What did you say?
Aren't we talking about chickens?
I asked you where the chickens came from!
The chicken came from the chicken Coop!
That's my little yellow!
Teacher, what are you talking about?
Little red!
- The chickens have names? - Don't you have a name?
Teacher.
Stay there.
I must calm down.
- You're in big trouble. - You're in big trouble.
If he doesn't want them, let's eat them.
There are chickens!
Hey!
I'll eat them even if you stop me.
Who are you?
Who is this guy? How can he see me?
Mr. pu opened his third eye.
I'm gatherer, who are you?
What exactly do you gather?
Something big happened in jinhua county today.
- What is it? - Ms. chu, the county chief's daughter,
- what happened to her? - Disappeared inside a mirror shop.
- Someone has gone missing again! - Did she?
It's a major case!
I'm begging you. Be quiet.
I'm saying prayers for my chickens.
- So they'll reincarnate as chickens soon. - Mr. pu, in jinhua county...
Don't talk to me.
Teacher.
The county chief's daughter is missing! Jinhua county has a major case!
- Teacher, I'll buy you ten chickens! - Little red, little yellow.
I've always had a strong sense of justice.
Tidy up now.
Let's go to jinhua county to rescue Ms. chicken!
It's Ms. chul!
Teacher! Where are the demons now?
Teacher! That demon...
- Teacher, the brush you used last time. - It's called the yin Yang brush!
Where did you get it?
- I found it. - Where can I find one?
Over there.
Teacher, can anyone use the yin Yang brush?
- You must recite chants. - Chants.
Teacher, please tell me.
How do demons look like?
Do they all look fierce?
Do they look
- particularly scary? - Here,
demons are everywhere.
- Teacher. - You think demons look like this.
Actually, they look like this.
Let's go catch the demon.
Pay up.
Ten cents.
I don't have money.
It's sealed.
Since it's sealed, let's go home.
What are you doing?
- I have an idea. - What idea?
Now it is open!
What a good idea!
The demon scent is strong here!
Why can't I smell it?
Only a pig snout can sniff it out.
Really?
- Hog goblin! - Here!
When did you get here?
This great immortal comes and goes as he pleases.
Be careful!
This is a crime scene.
It's human!
Who is it?
Hey!
A great beauty!
Don't run at the crime scene, you pig!
It's a young girl in her prime!
What did you say?
I found it!
- The word Jade is embroidered on it. - It might be Ms. chu's handkerchief.
Give it to me!
Breezy, stop fooling around. That's evidence! Give it to me.
Ms. chu?
She flew away!
Teacher, let's go find her together.
Running around is detective work.
So, you should go.
Teacher, how do I get there?
She'll take you.
- She will? - 1I'll check this area.
Teacher, I...
- How's the food? - Delicious!
Take care.
- Take care, sir. - Table for one beautiful girl.
- Please come in. - Take care. Come again.
Sirs, please go upstairs.
Take care.
Careful, watch your step!
Sir.
What kind of good wine do you have?
Welcome.
We have plenty of good wine.
There's tusu, Autumn dew and huadiao.
A jar of huadiao then.
Okay!
A jar of huadiao!
Two people are coming up to the room upstairs.
What an intricate mirror.
Be careful, this way upstairs, please.
Too bad I can only admire myself in it
and pity the girl inside.
Someone of your beauty is rare indeed!
All right, that's enough.
Here.
Take care, sir.
Miss, come back soon.
Thank you, sir.
Sir, another jar of wine.
Okay! One jar of wine!
We don't see beauties like that around here.
You don't know her too?
I thought you know her!
Take care, sir.
Tell me where xiaogian is and I won't kill you.
Live your little human life.
Why must you bother my sister?
Xiaoqian shouldn't be a demon!
What's wrong with being a demon?
What's so bad
about being a demon?
I bear the burden for my own sins.
Let me help you with that!
Heaven and earth, I call on...
Xiaoqian.
I'm ending this relationship from your past life!
Fool!
Is this man really worth it?
If you don't kill him, you can't truly be a demon!
Xiaoqian.
Sir, the demon is over there.
Attack!
Handsy!
A mirror demon?
My hand!
Where's the lower half of my body?
What did my bottom bump against?
Why is the lower half of my body there?
You're holding my legs?
I'll kick you!
The lower half of my body has the yin Yang brush!
Come back!
Dumb legs! Come back!
My lower body! Don't run!
I need to find a way to get out and get the yin Yang brush!
I'll kick you!
I didn't tell you to kick me!
I'm so dizzy.
I caught you!
Gosh, my head!
My yin-Yang brush!
Come to me!
You'll regret it when I get my yin-Yang brush!
My legs, come back here!
Heaven and earth! The way shall prevail!
Entrap!
Xiaoqian!
You're awake.
I'm yan chixia.
Thank you for saving my life.
Your injury is serious.
I think it's best if you rest here tonight.
I wouldn't dare to trouble you. Farewell.
Hey.
Thank you, sir.
Farewell.
Hey.
Why won't you listen to my advice?
Teacher.
I found it!
- A great demon! - Slow down!
It's at lanruo temple.
It's a...
- Female demon? - Yes!
- She was looking into a... - Brass mirror?
Brass mirror, yes.
- She was... yes. - She was fixing herself up?
And then she stuck her hand inside...
- The brass mirror? - Yes.
And then that brass mirror...
Exploded!
What happened to her?
I don't know.
- Who are you? - He's yan chixia.
Teacher, he's...
- It's okay. Continue. - Why did
the brass mirror explode?
It scared me to death!
- I ran back to tell you! - Let's get busy and catch these demons.
Yes!
Right away!
Let's go!
- Water! - Sir!
May I...
May I join you?
I hope to be of some use to you.
Your injury...
It is nothing! Catching the demon is the priority!
Let's go!
Yan chixia.
No, ning caichen.
Did you bring them here to kill me?
Xiaoqian.
Listen to me!
You can still become human.
A human. A demon.
Does it really matter?
You two know each other?
- So you killed my sister? - She was a mirror demon.
Right, she was your sister.
How about I take you to see her?
Your life is mine!
Xiaoqian!
Sir! No!
Teacher, careful!
Let me give you a smelly fart!
Sir!
Help me take the spirit orb out of her!
Let go!
I can only entrap demons in the scripture.
I can't take the spirit orb out.
Where's the brush?
Over there!
You have the yin-Yang brush!
You can do it!
- Wait! Let me think... - Please!
- I'm begging you! - Okay!
Let me think...
The brush!
Sir!
- Sir! - Let go!
- You can't entrap xiaogian! - Let go!
No!
Xiaoqian!
Xiaoqian, run!
Run!
Hey! Get me down!
Get me down!
Sir, I apologize.
Get me down!
Forgive me and I'll get you down.
- Get me down, now! - Forgive me first.
Okay.
Thank you!
Now, get me down.
Don't just cut one side.
Sir, are you all right?
Didn't you hear what I just said?
Sir.
I didn't hear you clearly.
I told you not to just cut one side!
Now I can hear you clearly.
- Sir. - Don't touch me!
Help me up!
My poor bones.
Get away!
Go help them.
Get this off!
County chief, look.
It's not just Ms. ch...
All the girls who disappeared in recent years
were sealed in this mural by demons.
Enough nonsense!
What's all this gibberish?
Official chu, don't listen to him.
- Gentlemen, come here! - Yes!
Take him away!
Don't send him to jail, take him directly to the hospital!
- He's lost it! - Shut up!
- He told you to shut up! - I meant you!
Dear.
Can you feel that?
I can sense our daughter, Jade.
She's saying, daddy!
It's breaking my heart.
Official chu, madam.
Don't worry.
If we can entrap the demons,
we'll be able to save your daughter.
Stop misleading people, you punk!
Sir, based on my understanding,
there are no demons in this world.
I told you to shut up, didn't 1?
- You know how to capture demons? - My teacher does.
Fine, from now on,
you're the sheriff.
What about me?
Whoever rescues my daughter, I'll...
I'll give him her hand in marriage!
Teacher, ning caichen hasn't said a word since he returned.
He is a man with a story.
What story?
What is breezy doing?
Breezy can erase memories and also revive them.
Let's take a look.
I was a snake demon.
I can only live in the shadows.
One day,
I met xiaoqian.
She raised her head
and caught the falling petals with her hand.
The tree's shadow shrouded hers.
So I entered her shadow
and took a human form.
I told her, my name is ning caichen.
I'm a demon.
Not only wasn't she afraid, she even smiled at me.
From then on,
I've always hidden in her shadow.
There was no lone between light and darkness, or humans and demons.
One day,
I said, I want to be like you
walk outside the shade, and bask under the sun.
She said,
I'll lend you my shadow.
So I gave her my spirit orb in exchange for her shadow.
I wallowed in every ray of sunlight,
yet I didn't realize the huge mistake I made.
Mountain bandits attacked lanruo temple.
Xiaoqian killed them all.
The spirit orb, stained with blood,
turned her into a soul-sucking demon who allied with the mirror demon.
It was all because of me.
It was all my fault.
I changed my name to yan chixia
and began capturing evil demons to get their spirit orbs
in order to increase my own power.
I look forward to the day
I take back my sinful spirit orb.
Then she can be human again.
Sir, I beg you!
Help me get back my spirit orb.
I'll go in the yin scripture.
And let xiaoqgian be human again.
If you hadn't returned, you wouldn't have to know the pain of farewells.
Please help me find a way to save xiaoqian and retrieve the spirit orb.
I'm begging you!
Teacher!
Please help him!
Teacher!
If she's plotting to avenge her sister, she'll come to me.
If she wants to recover,
she'll need the soul of a 16-year-old girl.
Yan fei,
your new sheriff title may come in handy.
Yes!
You dropped your sword!
Sir, will xiaoqian really come?
Relax, just stick to the plan.
When xiaogian shows up,
I told yan fei to call out for you.
Then, you can retrieve the spirit orb.
Thank you, sir.
Caichen, stay here and don't wander off.
Miss, who might you be?
Sir, you're finally here.
Why are you just standing there?
Hurry!
Sir, I've been waiting for so long.
I got the most beautiful girl for you today.
You three.
Entertain the customers!
What are you doing?
Today is the debut of our kabukicho dancers.
Thanks to the county chief's help,
this warehouse was revamped as a restaurant.
Take a seat.
Teacher.
Today, I gathered every young woman in jinhua county here.
When xiaogian appears,
you must guarantee the safety of every girl.
Enjoy!
Hey, stop!
What's with your attitude?
They're customers!
You...
I'm the sheriff! You're only an officer! Get out of here!
It's nothing. Eat.
Xiaoqian!
Do you
plan to entrap me in the yin scripture?
Give me the spirit orb.
I'll return your shadow.
From now on,
you'll be you
and I'll be me.
You wanted to be a human,
so I gave you my shadow.
Now I want to be a demon,
but you can't bear to give me your spirit orb.
It was a mistake.
Caichen,
I never cared that you were a demon.
I also never regretted becoming a demon for your sake.
- Xiaogian! - The spirit orb is mine now.
It has nothing to do with you.
Don't forget what you just said.
From now on,
you'll be you
and I'll be me.
Listen to me.
I cannot return the bloodstained spirit orb.
Let me endure the suffering.
Caichen,
be a good person.
Come, drink up!
Look at how great our dancers are!
Oiran is up next.
Hey.
- Hey! - What?
You can't tell?
Tell what?
That's xiaoqian!
She's a demon!
Everybody, run!
Go! Hurry, protect the girls!
Protect the girls! Hurry!
Run!
You bold demon!
You bad demon!
Stop playing your part! Find caichen.
You...
You've been possessed!
Where is my brush?
Judgment of the yin-Yang brush!
Freeze!
Teacher!
Where's caichen?
Caichen disappeared.
- He's not in the barn! - What?
Handsy, hog goblin, breezy, gassy!
Go find caichen in jinhua county!
Nie xiaogian!
If you keep doing this, your body won't be able to take it!
Shut it!
Release!
Hurry! Go!
Go!
Mr. pu is out of his mind!
How will we find ning caichen in such a big county?
Quiet!
He's over there!
What are you doing here?
Mr. pu and xiaoqian are fighting already!
Teacher, what are you doing?
Entrapping her!
The shadow isn't here yet. We promised caichen.
We can't entrap her!
Run!
- Teacher! - Let go!
Nie xiaogian!
I know you can hear me!
Return to your original form!
And return the spirit orb to ning caichen!
Move!
Entrap!
Xiaoqian!
- We're free! - What is this place?
- We're free! - We can go home!
Where are we?
Let's go!
Xiaoqian.
Xiaoqian...
Where's xiaogian?
Xiaogian?
What?
Don't disappoint xiaogian.
Live your mortal life as best as you can.
You promised me!
Entrap me!
It's not teacher's mistake!
- Stop it. - Let xiaogian go!
- Xiaogian was possessed! - Breezy!
- Entrap me! - Kid.
He's calling you!
You are the scholar, ning caichen.
You're on the way to the capital to take the imperial exam.
The Dean is waiting for you.
Wait!
You will gain official rank,
have a wife and kids
and be a good person.
What happened here?
Well.
We just arrived too.
What happened here?
May I know your name?
You don't need to know the name of a stranger.
That's right, we don't know each other.
I bid you farewell.
Congratulations!
For what?
You cracked the case.
You can get promoted.
I see.
The great demon is captured!
Let's celebrate!
The great demon is captured!
Let's celebrate together!
The great demon is captured!
Official chu!
Starting today,
I'm formally promoting you to sheriff.
You'll be responsible for keeping the peace in our county.
It's a big responsibility.
Yes, official ch...
And this is...
This is pu songling.
My teacher.
Your teacher?
Maybe he'll be my teacher later on.
- I see. - I see.
- Jade. - Yes.
Thank the man who saved you.
Mr. yan, thank you for saving my life.
Please come in.
This way, please.
Breezy, you gave him back his memories
because you never wanted the lovers to be separated in the first place!
Breezy wants to fall in love too!
I shall tell Mr. pu once we get home.
We part by the long pavilion under the frosty cold sky.
Will our hair be gray when we meet again?
We're not able to be with each other in this lifetime.
- What a wonderful poem! - Wonderful poem!
- Wonderful calligraphy! - Sir, here.
Here.
Here!
Bottoms up!
- Sir, you sure can drink! - That's right.
I cannot return the bloodstained spirit orb.
Let me endure the suffering.
Caichen, be a good person.
Who's there?
Yan chixia.
I mean, ning caichen.
- Didn't you leave for the official exam? - Heaven and earth, I call on your power.
Demons and devils, obey my command.
Judgment of the yin-Yang brush!
The way shall prevail.
Gate of the yin scripture.
Open!
Hurry! Hurry up!
- All right. - Hurry!
- What do you want? - Mr. pu is trapped by the charms.
We can't touch them.
- Only you can save him. - Teacher!
Teacher!
Xiaoqian!
It's time.
Xiaoqian.
Xiaoqian!
Caichen!
Caichen.
Why are you here?
I have always planned to come.
You should leave.
Leave!
You can't chase me away.
Go away!
Go!
Xiaoqian.
You allowed me to be human.
It's good being human.
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
But now...
The demon will return to being a demon.
The human will return to being a human.
It's time.
Let go.
Xiaoqian, let go!
No.
Let go!
No!
Caichen!
Destruct!
Ning caichen is over there!
Ning caichen!
How dare you!
You stole my yin-Yang brush!
It took me decades to catch those demons and they all have escaped!
His eyes are becoming bloodshot!
Return the yin-Yang brush now
or I won't go easy on you!
The bloodstained spirit orb with the yin-Yang brush...
It's too scary!
Take it!
Where is Mr. pu?
Where are they?
Breezy, don't let go!
Or I'll drift away!
Mr. pu, the snake behind us has split into two!
Help!
Stop your mumbling!
I'll fart, fire it up and make the snake explode!
Gassy, over here!
Gosh, this snake is even bigger!
Handsy, fly over there!
Teacher, what is that?
The gate of the abyss.
What's the gate of the abyss?
Demons entrapped in the yin scripture
turn to ashes and dissipate after passing through the gate.
They'll never reincarnate again.
Then we'll die there, won't we?
I'll bite your leg, I bite you!
I'll beat you up!
Mr. pu, catch it.
Mr. pu, go there!
You can use your power once you get to the cardinal gate!
Caichen!
Xiaoqian!
Xiaoqian, give me your hand!
Caichen.
It ends here.
Let's end it here.
This is the best ending we could hope for.
As long as I can be with you,
even if it's a point of no return,
even if I turn to dust
and wander in the border of yin and Yang forever,
I'll do it.
Are you willing to do it as well?
No!
Teacher!
They're finally together.
Innocent snake,
pure and kind.
Leave this worldly existence
and return to lanruo.
Teacher, look!
Teacher.
How strange.
Yan fei.
Teacher.
Get up, my disciple.
That was your third kowtow.
Put out the candles.
Release the little birds.
Let's go!
Yes, teacher!
The birds.
Teacher, you were writing the story of xiaoqgian last night, right?
How does it end?
True love will prevail, of course.
Teacher, will it be dangerous to entrap the demons that escaped the yin scripture?
How can entrapping demons not be dangerous?
Sit tight!
Strange tales from liao zhai
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