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‎NETFLIX 出品

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‎人生就像下棋

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‎我們希望在人生中戰無不勝

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‎但許多時候，我們才是被將死的一方

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‎問題在於你是否要輕易認輸？

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‎我叫阿泰

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‎他們四個是

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‎小碧、阿坤

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‎柔依，還有阿文

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‎我們不是朋友，不是家人
‎我們根本不了解彼此

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‎但今天我們有同樣的任務

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‎我們要出去執行最瘋狂

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‎最危險的計畫

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‎我們要完成

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‎不可能的任務

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‎王八蛋！開車小心點！

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‎我不想爆雷

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‎但我們其中一人不會活著回來

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‎還是其中兩個？

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‎猜猜是誰掛了？

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‎趕著去你爸的葬禮啊？
‎我才是老大，量你不敢跟我打！

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‎我要揍扁你那張蠢臉，回來！媽的！

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‎等等

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‎-我要給你們好看！
‎-不用逃啊！去你的！

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‎那是派兒，文科的啦啦隊員

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‎我和她交往過一陣子

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‎雖然只有幾個月
‎感覺就好像在天堂一樣

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‎沒錯

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‎我重重跌回地面

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‎回到殘酷的現實

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‎-拿去
‎-好

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‎謝謝

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‎什麼？

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‎我在現實生活中

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‎就一直是沒用的廢物

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‎（大學校際西洋棋賽）

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‎（第二名）

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‎（《像冠軍一樣致富》）

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‎我是商學院四年級學生
‎靠政府的學生貸款生活

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‎我跟大多數的年輕人一樣

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‎我出生、成長在一個富人恆富的社會

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‎他們擁有一切，要什麼有什麼

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‎同時，窮人只會越來越窮

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‎直到他們最終失去一切

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‎這個國家絕大多數是窮人
‎我和他們有同樣的夢想

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‎我夢想要致富

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‎這樣我就能徹底逃離我的現實生活

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‎其實

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‎我就快要實現夢想了

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‎我每隔16天就能感受到

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‎（致富）

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‎媽，我出門了

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‎好

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‎這是我媽，陶伊

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‎她是我最想介紹給你們認識的人

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‎老公

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‎-嘿！
‎-別走，老公

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‎老公！不要離開我

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‎拜託！

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‎（《悲傷亭》）

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‎老公

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‎你們也看到了，我媽懷著我時
‎我爸就拋棄她了

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‎他只給我們留下

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‎糟糕的回憶

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‎然後我媽就藉酒澆愁

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‎（淨白）

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‎但是她拿錯瓶了

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‎（超淨清潔劑；淨白浴室清潔劑）

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‎妳先是喝了酸性液體

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‎然後又喝了鹼性液體
‎所以中和了毒性

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‎妳很幸運

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‎什麼？

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‎還有…

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‎恭喜！

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‎是個男孩

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‎什麼？

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‎看來老天爺不希望我們這麼輕易死掉

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‎我媽告訴我，看到我臉龐的那一刻

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‎她得到鼓舞

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‎所以她搬離廊開府極度貧窮的生活

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‎來到曼谷過普通貧窮的生活

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‎快來買樂透

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‎她很快就成為西普拉亞區
‎頭號的彩券小販

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‎她的生意包括線上和離線交易

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‎不是我吹牛，她可是生意興隆呢

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‎妳要編號12結尾的彩券？

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‎單張還是套票？

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‎沒問題，我幫你保留

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‎阿泰，把漫畫收起來

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‎走路要看路
‎不然你會掉進水裡，聽到沒有？

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‎感覺媽媽和我的生活似乎越來越好了

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‎我們甚至買了房子

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‎你不要再滑手機了

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‎走路要看路，不然會掉進坑裡

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‎你永遠學不會，去把食物收好

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‎即使那扇門…

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‎幹

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‎經常會掉落

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‎可惡

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‎還會漏水

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‎-阿泰
‎-什麼事？

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‎-真是的，耳朵要清乾淨
‎-好

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‎而且還有蟑螂

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‎-該死！
‎-什麼？

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‎-天啊，不要！
‎-媽！

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‎天啊！

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‎媽

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‎雖然如此，我們還是過得很開心

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‎不過…老天似乎還沒放過我們

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‎（曼谷…美好生活的城市）

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‎媽媽的髖關節脫臼

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‎所以她改成在家工作，靠縫紉維生

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‎妳好，女士

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‎-妳好
‎-我把妳的衣服帶來了

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‎我兒子也幫忙縫了

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‎真不錯

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‎每天放學後和週末

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‎我必須接手媽媽的生意
‎出去販賣夢想

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‎-妳們看
‎-天啊！

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‎賣樂透的弟弟好帥

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‎-拍照！
‎-他真的帥！

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‎（媽媽）

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‎什麼事？

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‎我只是想告訴你
‎不要賣掉編號69結尾的五張彩券

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‎昨晚我的客戶已經付錢買了四張

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‎（五張彩券，三千萬泰銖
‎2022年11月1日開獎）

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‎每次開獎，我都會替我們自己留一張

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‎希望我的夢想總有一天會成真
‎在某次開獎之後

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‎好痛！

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‎媽！

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‎怎麼了？

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‎阿泰，小心

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‎柴老大好心借妳錢

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‎但妳沒有按時還錢

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‎縫紉機壞了，所以我必須先修好

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‎拜託讓我晚點還錢

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‎妳已經遲交三個月了

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‎妳想耍賴啊！

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‎妳的態度要改變一下

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‎不行！

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‎搞什麼？

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‎高尚的兒子啊？

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‎唱《母奶的價值》

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‎他有熨斗！

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‎我看到了

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‎-該死！
‎-喂！

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‎你以為你是鋼鐵人啊？

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‎混蛋，我要給你好看！

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‎他有電風扇！

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‎我看到了

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‎混蛋，剛才是鋼鐵人
‎現在又成了風扇人

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‎很好！

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‎阿丹，妳家停電了嗎？

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‎沒有，陶伊

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‎-我忘了付電費
‎-媽！

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‎快跑，媽！

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‎阿泰，快跑！

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‎-阿泰！
‎-妳這個老太婆！

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‎-什麼？
‎-阿泰，快跑！別擔心我

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‎快走！快離開，兒子！

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‎該死！什麼亂七八糟的

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‎幹！為什麼不換新樓梯？
‎這比爬聖母峰還難

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‎糟了

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‎你喜歡跑步啊？

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‎別折騰我的老骨頭，行嗎？

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‎-大哥！
‎-你要幹嘛？

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‎你在這裡啊

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‎-警官？
‎-你在賣彩券嗎？

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‎你有28號嗎？

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‎28號

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‎-這…
‎-我太太想要她的幸運數字

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‎我們到處都找遍了

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‎她讓我頭痛死了

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‎你有幾張28號的？

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‎-好
‎-我看

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‎一張多少錢？

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‎-80泰銖
‎-少來，別騙了

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‎現在沒有人賣80泰銖了

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‎他們每張都賣120泰銖

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‎還裝

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‎120泰銖，我就只有這些

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‎好，我走了

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‎等等，喂！

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‎你是…

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‎真是的，一時想不起來

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‎嘿…

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‎抱歉，剛剛認錯人了

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‎抱歉，沒事了

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‎-沒問題
‎-走吧

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‎回去巡邏吧
‎真高興買到我老婆要的彩券了

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‎我們走

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‎你這個混蛋

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‎吃我一拳！

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‎你的房子毫無價值

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‎那我就拿走你的彩券箱

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‎我不知道哪一種比較痛苦

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‎是大米打我的時候

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‎還是他說我的房子毫無價值？

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‎我怎麼告訴媽媽

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‎大米的幫派搶走我們的樂透箱
‎才不會嚇到她？

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‎但後來發生了更令人震驚的事

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‎阿泰！

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‎-喂！
‎-媽，怎麼了？

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‎頭獎已經公佈了！

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‎-然後呢？
‎-你看

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‎號碼197469是頭彩？

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‎對！

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‎-別告訴我…
‎-沒錯！

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‎我們賣出頭彩了！

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‎太好了！

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‎頭獎！

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00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:22,291
‎我賣了好幾年彩券

215
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,708
‎我從沒想過其中一組會中頭獎！

216
00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:26,708
‎那我就拿走你的彩券箱

217
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,541
‎我太開心了！

218
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:34,583
‎從現在開始起
‎我們的彩券會賣光光！

219
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,375
‎等等

220
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,500
‎我們應該做廣告布條

221
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:44,583
‎“頭獎彩券開在我們這裡！”

222
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,125
‎等等

223
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,583
‎如果我們賣了四張票

224
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:54,583
‎那麼還剩一張

225
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,875
‎阿泰，第五張票你有留下嗎？
‎還是賣給別人了？

226
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,291
‎你有留著嗎？

227
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,375
‎-怎麼樣？
‎-我留下了

228
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,208
‎真的嗎？

229
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,291
‎所以我們也中了頭獎！

230
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,958
‎阿丹！我中了頭獎！妳聽到了嗎？

231
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,583
‎六百萬泰銖！我們有錢了！

232
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:15,916
‎嘿，我要買新房子，還清高利貸

233
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,416
‎我會請街坊鄰居吃豬肉火鍋，好嗎？

234
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,250
‎六百萬！天啊！我有錢了！

235
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:28,166
‎怎麼回事？你不開心嗎？

236
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,958
‎你超開心，我看到你起雞皮疙瘩了

237
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,875
‎六百萬！阿丹，妳相信嗎？

238
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,708
‎阿泰，你是怎麼了？

239
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,666
‎怎麼回事？你不開心嗎？

240
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,125
‎媽…妳不要太震驚

241
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,000
‎為什麼？我們中大獎了！

242
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:48,875
‎-問題是…
‎-怎樣？

243
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,458
‎那些彩券

244
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:52,916
‎怎麼了？

245
00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:55,208
‎全被大米拿走了

246
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,916
‎媽，我們現在要去哪裡？

247
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,041
‎在買樂透的顧客來之前，我們快跑

248
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,250
‎為什麼要跑？

249
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,583
‎你是笨蛋嗎？

250
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:20,208
‎如果他們知道了
‎會追著我們要中獎的彩券！

251
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,291
‎我們只要好好跟他們說…

252
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,416
‎你去和他們說，我不要！我要走了！

253
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:36,000
‎-糟了
‎-糟了

254
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,791
‎記得我一開始說的話嗎？

255
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,208
‎這位大哥是阿文

256
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,125
‎開始！

257
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,458
‎阿文的本名是巴楚

258
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,916
‎但為了紀念他的偶像
‎動作明星傑西邦達，所以改了名

259
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,958
‎阿文夢想成為知名的演員

260
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,291
‎可是

261
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,750
‎他演過最棒的角色是…

262
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,458
‎然後那個大日子到了

263
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:13,208
‎他得以扮演主角的朋友
‎得到驚人的四句臺詞

264
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,458
‎“從這裡到新德里
‎沒有人不知道我的名號！”

265
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:21,416
‎“你爸還在穿尿布時
‎我就在道上混了”

266
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,625
‎“從這裡到新德里
‎沒有人不知道我的名號！”

267
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,791
‎“從這裡到新德里
‎沒有人不知道我的名號！”

268
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,041
‎“我就在道上混了…”

269
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,500
‎阿文，導演要改你的臺詞

270
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,541
‎好

271
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,041
‎卡！

272
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,625
‎太好了！場記！

273
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,833
‎繼續！清理場地！

274
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,208
‎傘不是給你的！

275
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,458
‎陶伊阿姨！

276
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:55,291
‎妳為什麼要這樣對我？

277
00:17:55,375 --> 00:18:00,416
‎我跟妳買了好幾百次！
‎妳從我這裡賺了這麼多錢

278
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,125
‎現在我中了頭獎，妳就要落跑？

279
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,208
‎這是阿坤

280
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,375
‎大家都說他長得像奧運拳擊手
‎宋吉永宗荷

281
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,458
‎除了頭髮不一樣

282
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:09,875
‎還多了一顆大痣

283
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,583
‎另外就是…拳擊技巧

284
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:12,875
‎（新星，波布喬克）

285
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,458
‎阿坤其實沒有很老

286
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,000
‎但他12歲就開始打拳
‎所以32歲看起來已經很蒼老

287
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:25,041
‎他連續打贏兩場比賽
‎之後就一路輸

288
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,208
‎他再也沒贏過拳賽了

289
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,291
‎他的夢想是第三次獲勝

290
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:33,208
‎但那個夢好像漸漸遠離他了

291
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,416
‎司機，等等！

292
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,916
‎只要一錠

293
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,750
‎我們的神奇通樂王
‎會讓馬桶瞬間潔淨暢通

294
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,875
‎你們的馬桶會跟新的一樣

295
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:50,291
‎你們每次大便都會很開心的

296
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,458
‎阿坤告訴每個人，他在公司上班

297
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,750
‎專職改善家庭的現金流

298
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,083
‎現在我們稍等一下

299
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:04,375
‎別擔心

300
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,125
‎這是標準作業程序

301
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:09,750
‎好的

302
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:10,666
‎看到了嗎？

303
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,958
‎只要這樣就行了

304
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:32,458
‎怎麼樣？

305
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:58,458
‎（新聞快報）

306
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,291
‎讓我來詳細說明

307
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,750
‎他的臉被一坨屎打中

308
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,125
‎他吸入部分的屎，侵入肺部

309
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,291
‎天啊，他可能會得敗血症

310
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:14,000
‎我不是在躲你們
‎黑道拿走了我的彩券箱

311
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,166
‎那就拿回來啊，大嬸

312
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,291
‎這個女的是柔伊

313
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,333
‎各位貴賓午安

314
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:25,666
‎今天，我們要展示最新的頂級車款

315
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,833
‎我們的發酵魚露…老實跟妳們說

316
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:33,625
‎超辣、超好吃
‎會讓妳們忘掉嗆辣的丈夫

317
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:36,041
‎我們的神奇胸罩太棒了

318
00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:39,458
‎可以集中托高胸部

319
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:43,250
‎讓妳的胸部像這樣蹦蹦跳！

320
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:47,833
‎柔伊說她什麼東西都能賣
‎從搗辣椒器到潛水艇

321
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,291
‎但她唯一不賣的是…

322
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,791
‎媽的！

323
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:58,291
‎買車有附贈妳嗎？有的話我馬上匯錢

324
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,458
‎救救我！這個變態抓我的屁股！

325
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:03,666
‎-救我！
‎-妳冷靜點，小姐

326
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,000
‎冷靜你個頭，王八蛋！

327
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:10,208
‎你抓我屁股時就很冷靜嗎？
‎你差點把我的內褲扯掉，混蛋！

328
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,625
‎臭三八！

329
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:16,791
‎站住！別跑！
‎停下來！這件事還沒完！

330
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,500
‎-我只是碰了一下！
‎-碰？胡說，給我過來！

331
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,208
‎柔伊和澤凡的父母丟下他們
‎兩人靠外婆撫養

332
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:28,208
‎外婆過世之後
‎柔伊就成了澤凡的姊姊兼母親

333
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,875
‎球是藍色的

334
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,958
‎是嗎？那另一種顏色的英文怎麼說？

335
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:34,875
‎粉紅色

336
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:35,791
‎粉紅色！

337
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:40,333
‎柔伊的夢想是去韓國隆乳

338
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:43,791
‎她相信大奶能幫助她爭取更多工作

339
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,125
‎賺到更多錢，給弟弟更好的照顧

340
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,375
‎老天，我不管多困難！

341
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:53,541
‎妳得把彩券拿回來，因為那是我的

342
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,666
‎對，我也是，六百萬耶！

343
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,708
‎我們何不直接去跟他們說

344
00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:02,208
‎“那些彩券是我們的，混蛋！”

345
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:03,166
‎聽起來不錯！

346
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,000
‎但如果他們發現
‎箱子裡有中獎的彩券

347
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,458
‎他們絕對不會還我們的

348
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:08,416
‎對

349
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,500
‎不然我們去報警

350
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:11,750
‎聽起來不錯！

351
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:12,666
‎你是怎樣？

352
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,208
‎每件事你都要附和嗎？
‎如果沒有要補充的，就閉嘴！

353
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:18,416
‎我們去報警

354
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,250
‎-可是…
‎-沒有可是

355
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,791
‎這是攸關生死的問題

356
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,500
‎-我自己去找警察
‎-對

357
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,750
‎（警察局）

358
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,416
‎-讓個路
‎-不好意思

359
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,500
‎怎麼了？

360
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,333
‎朱德迷上足球賭博

361
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:41,208
‎他跟地下組頭下注

362
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:44,375
‎他們耍賴，他生氣了

363
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,875
‎所以他告訴警察

364
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,958
‎警察突襲了地下博彩公司

365
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,833
‎他們逃跑了

366
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,500
‎警方抓到人了嗎？

367
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,083
‎你看，這個警察先送命，然後是朱德

368
00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:02,750
‎可惡！

369
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:04,208
‎真的嗎？

370
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:09,583
‎可惡，要是我們把彩券拿回來
‎那些混蛋卻殺了我們

371
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,208
‎我才不要

372
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:18,833
‎如果我們潛入他們的巢穴
‎偷偷把彩券拿回來呢？

373
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:19,833
‎聽起來不錯吧？

374
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:20,750
‎才怪

375
00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:25,875
‎柴老大的工廠有24小時的警衛

376
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:27,833
‎到了晚上

377
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,000
‎大門就鎖得牢牢的

378
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,500
‎而且每個角落都有監視器

379
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,833
‎但還有比監視器和警衛更糟糕的事

380
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,166
‎那就是

381
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,958
‎那裡的烤雞小販告訴我

382
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,583
‎去年有兩個毒蟲

383
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,875
‎企圖在新年假期到工廠行竊

384
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,791
‎知道發生什麼事嗎？

385
00:23:51,416 --> 00:23:53,666
‎他們被電死，就死在那面牆上

386
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,583
‎別吃了，我們走吧，這太可怕了

387
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,333
‎我不管

388
00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:07,708
‎給你一天時間搞定這件事
‎我明天再來

389
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:18,208
‎她叫小碧

390
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,166
‎我從沒見過她

391
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:26,375
‎但她的眼神好悲傷，深深吸引著我

392
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,708
‎那天晚上我徹夜難眠，想著該怎麼做

393
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:14,791
‎突然間，我想到一個主意

394
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,791
‎聽起來很荒謬
‎但我們沒什麼好損失的

395
00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:19,458
‎我決定試試看

396
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,541
‎跟你一樣，張大隊長…

397
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,666
‎沒錯，你有時贏，有時輸

398
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,458
‎我聽說過柴老大的事

399
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:35,250
‎當然

400
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:39,625
‎但我開始蒐集關於他的更多情報

401
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:43,875
‎警衛不會讓任何人進入工廠
‎除非你在那裡工作…

402
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:47,500
‎…或是帶鬥雞去給柴老大
‎評估牠們的價值

403
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:51,000
‎只有拳擊賭客才能進去

404
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:53,250
‎其他人都沒有機會

405
00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,625
‎你想要幾隻？

406
00:25:58,416 --> 00:25:59,875
‎可是我常去工廠

407
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:02,000
‎真的嗎？為什麼？

408
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:06,041
‎我送食物給拳擊賭客，米和麵之類的

409
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:09,041
‎每天晚上都有幾百萬在易手

410
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:14,416
‎妳在開玩笑吧？妳親眼看見的？

411
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,833
‎當然

412
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:17,250
‎三千，好嗎？

413
00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:20,166
‎小賭客在樓下付錢

414
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,125
‎但大賭客在樓上付錢

415
00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:28,166
‎-多少錢？
‎-40泰銖

416
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,291
‎-我馬上回來
‎-好

417
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:32,083
‎老大，我來還150萬的債務

418
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:35,541
‎現金、黃金和所有貴重物品
‎都放在那間辦公室

419
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,000
‎阿豆，把這個收起來

420
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,333
‎是，大哥

421
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,333
‎你在這裡做什麼？

422
00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,875
‎沒什麼，就晃晃

423
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,625
‎把老大的護身符收好

424
00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:57,333
‎你能借我一些錢嗎？

425
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,250
‎40泰銖

426
00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:01,666
‎什麼？又要借？你每次都這樣

427
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:06,541
‎妳的40泰銖

428
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,041
‎好，謝謝

429
00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:13,166
‎你幹嘛問這個？

430
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,458
‎你看起來不像拳擊賭客

431
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:19,583
‎人呢？

432
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,625
‎抱歉，忘了這個

433
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:30,166
‎一旦收集足夠的情報
‎就能整合我的計畫

434
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,416
‎（阿坤、阿文）

435
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:33,791
‎（柔伊、小碧）

436
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:39,750
‎（阿坤、阿文、阿泰、小碧、柔伊）

437
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,791
‎你確定你的計畫可行嗎？

438
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:44,958
‎不確定

439
00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:46,041
‎什麼？

440
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,666
‎-那有什麼用？
‎-對啊

441
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,750
‎為了拿回我們的彩券

442
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:51,416
‎拿回我們的六百萬泰銖

443
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,916
‎以便實現我們大家的夢想

444
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,458
‎你瘋了嗎？

445
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:03,750
‎以為你是湯姆克魯斯啊？

446
00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:05,750
‎那部電影《不可能的任務》

447
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,541
‎是在好萊塢拍的，行嗎？

448
00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,416
‎這是現實生活，好嗎？

449
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,458
‎西普拉亞區是我們的現實生活
‎對吧，ㄚ頭？

450
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:15,250
‎-我加入
‎-看到沒？那個女孩認同妳

451
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:16,166
‎等等，什麼？

452
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:20,000
‎-什麼？
‎-我加入，我參加你的計劃

453
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:29,416
‎我們不能隨便走進去
‎客氣地請他們歸還

454
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,875
‎不能去報警、不能溜進去偷

455
00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,166
‎所以何不試試這個計畫？

456
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:38,833
‎就算聽起來荒謬、愚蠢、不可行

457
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:42,625
‎還是比坐在這裡爭論來得好

458
00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:24,458
‎（新星，波布喬克水牛橋
‎連贏兩場比賽）

459
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:33,708
‎（明星的飲用水）

460
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,208
‎（臨演的飲用水）

461
00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:07,750
‎（臨演二）

462
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:27,000
‎沒有紀錄，沒有車牌

463
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:27,916
‎可以嗎？

464
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,041
‎完美

465
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:31,833
‎但可以弄成金色嗎？

466
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,166
‎什麼？

467
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:42,250
‎不要了！我好怕

468
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,791
‎別跑！讓我先去除你的痣

469
00:30:59,041 --> 00:30:59,875
‎來

470
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,583
‎-這是什麼？
‎-一百萬泰銖

471
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:03,541
‎什麼？

472
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,458
‎但只有十萬泰銖是真鈔

473
00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:07,416
‎-什麼？
‎-剩下的都是假鈔

474
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,791
‎阿文從電影道具組借來的

475
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,666
‎那十萬泰銖是哪來的？

476
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:14,041
‎是阿坤向足球的黑道組頭借的

477
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:17,000
‎我們用真鈔摻雜假鈔來騙過柴老大

478
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,416
‎很酷吧？

479
00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:20,791
‎別笑了

480
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,166
‎我覺得越來越離譜了

481
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:30,333
‎你的計畫不像下棋那麼簡單

482
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:32,916
‎下西洋棋的話

483
00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:36,666
‎如果你輸了，就再下新的一局

484
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:37,666
‎但是這個計畫

485
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:39,333
‎如果被柴老大抓到了

486
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:40,875
‎你就死了

487
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,208
‎你的計畫

488
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:46,708
‎實在太荒謬了

489
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,291
‎媽，這個世界難道就不荒謬嗎？

490
00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:54,583
‎我們天生就窮、妳掉進人孔蓋

491
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,958
‎或是爸爸拋棄我們？

492
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,041
‎不管妳向多少神明祈禱都沒用

493
00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:04,208
‎我們的生活不會好轉

494
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,083
‎這個世界很荒謬

495
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,958
‎但我們應該活在這個荒謬的世界

496
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,458
‎口袋裝著六百萬泰銖

497
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,416
‎我們的計畫一開始

498
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,666
‎由柔伊扮演性感的祕書

499
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,208
‎所以…我需要多性感？

500
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:51,750
‎我需要妳展現終極的性感！

501
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:22,875
‎我要擔任誰的祕書？

502
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,291
‎（議員大人）

503
00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:35,375
‎阿文的演技

504
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,583
‎會替我們絆住柴老大

505
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,416
‎我們能見柴老大嗎？

506
00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,083
‎請上樓

507
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,083
‎閉嘴

508
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:52,916
‎聖柴

509
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:56,916
‎我在工作

510
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,500
‎你好，我是府城議員大人

511
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,208
‎好的，議員大人？

512
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,541
‎我來這裡

513
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,625
‎是因為我太太生日，我想弄點煙火

514
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:09,541
‎議員先生

515
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:10,750
‎必須拿出黑幫的架勢！

516
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:11,958
‎什麼樣的煙火？

517
00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,875
‎我當然是配最盛大的煙火！

518
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,041
‎多少錢我都付

519
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:20,208
‎我供應過的最大型煙火
‎價格超過一百萬泰銖

520
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,166
‎他的脾氣也很壞

521
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,916
‎別侮辱我！
‎必要的話，幾百萬我都花！

522
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,166
‎但也是情緒滿點

523
00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,166
‎我老婆喜歡煙火

524
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,750
‎她已經是癌症末期了

525
00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:36,375
‎我親愛的老婆！

526
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:39,583
‎第一次，她切掉一邊胸部

527
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:44,375
‎幾年後，又切掉另一邊

528
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:45,583
‎兩個奶奶都不見了

529
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:46,791
‎你能想像

530
00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:50,333
‎我的雙手有多寂寞嗎？

531
00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:52,916
‎我最親愛的老婆…

532
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:01,166
‎但還是要保持怒氣

533
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,166
‎去他媽的癌症！

534
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,250
‎你幹嘛不奪我的胸部就好？

535
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,500
‎我再奉贈兩顆蛋蛋，混蛋！

536
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,833
‎還有悲傷

537
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,583
‎你要索命怎麼不找我？

538
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,291
‎為什麼不找我？

539
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:16,833
‎為什麼不找我？

540
00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:17,833
‎還有攻擊

541
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,208
‎王八蛋！

542
00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:21,166
‎你可以傷害我的老婆

543
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,583
‎但是你不能傷害我！

544
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:23,500
‎更加悲傷

545
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,666
‎然後攻擊

546
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,416
‎-去你的，癌症！
‎-然後悲傷

547
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,500
‎為什麼不是我？

548
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:30,250
‎-然後攻擊
‎-他有躁鬱症嗎？

549
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,458
‎你指揮我很開心吧？

550
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:37,708
‎聽著，我會把他詮釋成
‎活靈活現的罪犯

551
00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,416
‎外表平靜，內心冷酷無情

552
00:35:40,916 --> 00:35:42,416
‎再加上帥氣的打扮

553
00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:48,791
‎我聽聽說你主持
‎不講任何規則的地下拳賽

554
00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:52,958
‎每週五都有高額賭注，對吧？

555
00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:56,666
‎你肯定聽錯了

556
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,958
‎這是一間煙火工廠

557
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,333
‎我只賣煙火

558
00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,250
‎在你繼續說謊之前

559
00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:09,666
‎我先向你介紹我的拳擊手

560
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,208
‎宋吉永宗荷？

561
00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:41,916
‎誰會上當啊？只有白痴才會相信

562
00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:57,250
‎你的拳擊手真的很厲害

563
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:58,750
‎好

564
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,166
‎我會找我的拳擊手和他較量

565
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,458
‎比賽是在星期五

566
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:07,375
‎你會拿到你老婆要的煙火

567
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,833
‎加上你可以高額下注的拳擊賽

568
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:16,041
‎成交

569
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,708
‎媽的，他們真的是白癡

570
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,708
‎哈囉！

571
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:01,458
‎這是妳的制服

572
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:10,125
‎好，等我關店

573
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:12,625
‎好

574
00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:19,833
‎想吃冰淇淋嗎？

575
00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:23,541
‎好，我們走

576
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:28,791
‎要我幫忙嗎？

577
00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:30,458
‎不用，都收好了

578
00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:49,416
‎你在看什麼？

579
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,833
‎我剛剛發現，樂透兩天前開獎了

580
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:55,666
‎也許裡面有中獎的彩券

581
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,000
‎要對獎嗎？

582
00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,916
‎把老大的鬥雞收好，然後出去

583
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,250
‎來吧，我們走

584
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:17,750
‎我不懂，你怎麼這麼怕阿石？

585
00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:21,458
‎他比我們年輕，看起來完全無害

586
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,208
‎你是新來的

587
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:31,458
‎如果你認識他，就不敢這樣說了

588
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:34,333
‎柴老大會指派不同的工作給手下

589
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:37,000
‎我們負責工廠

590
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,083
‎討債、收拳擊賭資…

591
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:43,666
‎但是阿石，他不替老大修車時…

592
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:48,333
‎會被派去做“特殊”工作

593
00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:50,333
‎什麼工作？

594
00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:51,750
‎這個

595
00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:53,833
‎砰！

596
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:55,750
‎真的假的？

597
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,833
‎你知道他修理引擎的房間
‎都是水泥板嗎？

598
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:02,791
‎他們說…那些石板下面

599
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:05,291
‎都是阿石的“特殊工作”

600
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:08,416
‎幹！這麼可怕！

601
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,625
‎幹！他什麼時候來的？

602
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:44,791
‎真棒，對吧？

603
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:48,666
‎十泰銖的冰淇淋…
‎但是有百萬泰銖的美景

604
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:54,666
‎有時候我會納悶
‎住在那些大廈頂樓的人是誰？

605
00:40:55,916 --> 00:41:00,166
‎當然不是我們認識或見過的人

606
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,708
‎我很想知道他們是怎麼過日子的

607
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:12,333
‎他們是否像我們一樣
‎要應付許多鳥事

608
00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:16,958
‎要面對糟糕的生活

609
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,041
‎住在那邊的某個人

610
00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:26,916
‎可能就是害我爸爸變成現在這樣的人

611
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,750
‎我媽告訴我妳爸的事，我很遺憾

612
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,375
‎老兄，怎麼回事？

613
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:40,666
‎這輛該死的跑車撞進鎖匠的攤子

614
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:43,375
‎天啊，車子的毀損真嚴重
‎鎖匠能活下來嗎？

615
00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:49,750
‎當我在醫院看到我爸的傷勢

616
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:51,291
‎我的心好痛

617
00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:56,208
‎但更讓我痛心的，是那個男人還在笑

618
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,916
‎謝謝你們幫我解決這件事

619
00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:05,041
‎我想過要報復他

620
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,791
‎請替我們感謝令尊，貴先生

621
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:13,250
‎我要他感受到我們的痛苦

622
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:16,541
‎-你好
‎-你好

623
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,500
‎你有吃東西嗎？

624
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,500
‎但我連他的一根手指都碰不到

625
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,833
‎我爸住院之後

626
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:33,875
‎他一次也沒來探望過

627
00:42:34,666 --> 00:42:37,291
‎或是…找我說話，向我道歉之類的

628
00:42:48,041 --> 00:42:51,541
‎事實上…他可能根本不知道

629
00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:58,416
‎他撞到的人是誰
‎他的女兒長什麼樣子

630
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:05,875
‎我希望那六百萬

631
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,750
‎足以聘請一個優秀律師

632
00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:12,833
‎把那個混蛋關進牢裡

633
00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:17,916
‎但我也知道…

634
00:43:20,375 --> 00:43:23,666
‎不管我花多少錢請律師

635
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:27,833
‎那個混蛋會花更多錢
‎找一個更厲害的律師

636
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,458
‎不管我有多少錢

637
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,083
‎我爸也不會醒來，再跟我說話了

638
00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:50,791
‎但至少…我可以試試，對吧？

639
00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:06,000
‎那是什麼？

640
00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:12,583
‎每次我覺得難過，就吹這個曲子

641
00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:19,166
‎那…你開心的時候呢？

642
00:44:39,541 --> 00:44:42,000
‎來吧，我們去拿回六百萬泰銖

643
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:49,416
‎敬這個荒謬又不可能的計畫

644
00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:57,125
‎敬這個荒謬又不可能的計畫

645
00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:51,583
‎我看還是算了吧

646
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:52,708
‎太遲了

647
00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:54,791
‎你們好

648
00:45:56,375 --> 00:46:00,708
‎天啊，我喜歡你的風格，議員先生

649
00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:02,208
‎想借一條纏腰布嗎？

650
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:06,291
‎您的拳擊手十分鐘後上場

651
00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:08,750
‎希望您都準備好了

652
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:13,666
‎初來乍到，我不想賭太大嚇到你

653
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:14,833
‎一百萬泰銖

654
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,000
‎如果你的戰士獲勝，那是你的

655
00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:31,791
‎一百萬泰銖

656
00:46:32,541 --> 00:46:34,416
‎但只有十萬泰銖是真鈔

657
00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:37,750
‎我們用真鈔摻雜假鈔來騙過柴老大

658
00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,041
‎不用數了

659
00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:45,791
‎我相信你

660
00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,375
‎如果我的拳擊手輸了

661
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:50,958
‎你會免費得到我的煙火
‎讓你的老婆開心

662
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:54,208
‎你不讓我們看看你的拳擊手嗎？

663
00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,958
‎阿坤，你要去哪裡？站住！

664
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,625
‎-我當然是要逃跑了
‎-站住！

665
00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:16,875
‎放開我！

666
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:17,791
‎給我站住！

667
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:20,458
‎你怎麼回事？現在不能逃跑了！

668
00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:22,708
‎不然要等到什麼時候？

669
00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:24,541
‎那是鐵人羅丹耶！

670
00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:25,458
‎誰？

671
00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:29,000
‎鐵人，綜合格鬥冠軍
‎每個對手都被他擊倒KO！

672
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,166
‎狠踢猛打…

673
00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:35,125
‎阿泰的計畫成功機會不大
‎但有一點是肯定的

674
00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:36,791
‎如果我跟鐵人對打

675
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:38,375
‎我就死定了

676
00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:44,125
‎也許他是假的鐵人
‎就像你是假的宋吉

677
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,166
‎老天，妳真是天才，我早該想到了

678
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:51,291
‎這個國家到處都是盜版

679
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:53,833
‎假個屁啦！

680
00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:57,291
‎誰會像我們一樣造假？
‎那是真正的鐵人

681
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,833
‎-天啊！
‎-站住，阿坤

682
00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:02,708
‎你不是說你想再站上拳擊場嗎？

683
00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:05,208
‎現在就因為這樣，你就畏縮不前嗎？

684
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,916
‎如果你現在逃走，就只能逃避一輩子

685
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,666
‎你的機會就在這裡

686
00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:11,416
‎你必須接受

687
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,375
‎別忘了你是誰！

688
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,750
‎你不是廢物阿坤

689
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:21,416
‎你不是波布喬克水牛橋！

690
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,250
‎但你是

691
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:25,541
‎奧運金牌得主宋吉！

692
00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:28,416
‎我是宋吉！

693
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,666
‎你是宋吉！

694
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:30,708
‎我是宋吉！

695
00:48:30,791 --> 00:48:31,791
‎你是宋吉！

696
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:32,791
‎我是宋吉！

697
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:35,166
‎你是宋吉永宗荷！

698
00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:39,125
‎我是宋吉永宗荷！

699
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:40,291
‎給我閉嘴！

700
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,333
‎少鬼扯了！

701
00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:43,958
‎妳是不可能激勵我的！

702
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:51,333
‎要是我能給你一些“聖力”
‎幫助你打贏呢？

703
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,833
‎怎樣？

704
00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:26,000
‎搞什麼？

705
00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:29,708
‎拳擊手都需要浮誇的入場

706
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:32,000
‎這又不是他媽的受戒典禮

707
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,208
‎賤人！別再灑了
‎搞得我滿臉和眼睛都是亮片

708
00:49:51,083 --> 00:49:52,500
‎你還在等什麼？

709
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:54,791
‎快去！

710
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:10,833
‎希望你準備好了

711
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:48,333
‎這個神聖的護唇膏
‎是靈驗的亞諾克寺廟加持過的

712
00:50:48,416 --> 00:50:49,916
‎超稀有的護身符

713
00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:53,166
‎我發誓人們願意花四百萬泰銖
‎來買這一小罐

714
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,125
‎很靈的東西

715
00:50:55,791 --> 00:51:00,833
‎裡面有五行的元素，在第五天加持

716
00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,041
‎阿瑜陀耶王朝以來，最神聖的靈藥

717
00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:05,041
‎這能保護你刀槍不入

718
00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:07,083
‎就算脖子被踢中50次，你也不會受傷

719
00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:09,625
‎世代相傳的靈藥

720
00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:12,208
‎擦好擦滿，兄弟
‎我保證這藥神力無邊

721
00:51:14,666 --> 00:51:16,500
‎規則就是沒有規則

722
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,000
‎自由搏擊

723
00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:21,458
‎如果你被打倒，站不起來，你就輸了

724
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,625
‎我不會輸的！

725
00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:24,958
‎現在就滾回家！

726
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,250
‎免得被我揍哭！

727
00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:28,916
‎-可惡，快打吧！
‎-哎呀

728
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,833
‎抱歉，先生

729
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:49,083
‎好！給他直拳！

730
00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:51,083
‎專心！來吧！

731
00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:54,708
‎好耶！永遠盯著目標

732
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,166
‎永遠…可惡，臭女人！

733
00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,666
‎別再灑亮片了！

734
00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:03,208
‎給他好看！上！

735
00:52:05,958 --> 00:52:07,916
‎別亂了節奏！

736
00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,625
‎好！再來！

737
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:14,750
‎打倒他！

738
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:15,791
‎躲貓貓！

739
00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:18,000
‎天啊！

740
00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:18,916
‎躲貓貓！

741
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:20,583
‎躲貓貓！

742
00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:28,458
‎-什麼？
‎-來吧

743
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,083
‎搞什麼？

744
00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:37,166
‎很好

745
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,041
‎看我的猴子偷桃！

746
00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,708
‎-很好！
‎-好！

747
00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:12,291
‎你的花拳繡腿傷不了我

748
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:17,000
‎靠！“聖膏”他媽的太神奇了！

749
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,375
‎“聖膏”個頭，那只是普通的護唇膏

750
00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,291
‎什麼？

751
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,833
‎怎樣？我在超商買的

752
00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:28,375
‎抱歉，暫停

753
00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:33,708
‎-再多擦點護唇膏
‎-給他多擦一點

754
00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,041
‎打啊

755
00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:42,875
‎天啊！

756
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,000
‎可惡，他不累嗎？

757
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:47,708
‎別退縮！加油！

758
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:50,791
‎就是這樣！好！

759
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:55,416
‎柔伊…啟動“熊陷阱行動”

760
00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:02,250
‎給他好看！

761
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:04,583
‎左鉤拳！

762
00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:29,708
‎打倒他，快一點！

763
00:54:58,916 --> 00:55:00,833
‎你不想看比賽嗎？

764
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,125
‎不想再看了

765
00:55:04,416 --> 00:55:05,916
‎我想看別的東西

766
00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,041
‎來

767
00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:35,791
‎妳喜歡粗暴的？

768
00:55:38,541 --> 00:55:39,500
‎我也是

769
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:42,625
‎再打我耳光

770
00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:44,375
‎什麼？

771
00:56:00,375 --> 00:56:01,208
‎再來？

772
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:02,625
‎這樣啊

773
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:04,833
‎來！

774
00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:06,416
‎再來

775
00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,541
‎再來

776
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,083
‎再來

777
00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:11,625
‎夠了！

778
00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,500
‎現在輪到我了

779
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:15,666
‎什麼？

780
00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:21,583
‎很好，就是這樣！

781
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:23,833
‎退後，好！

782
00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:26,416
‎很好！就這樣

783
00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:31,291
‎就是這樣，好
‎小心防守！就是這樣！

784
00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:33,291
‎好！就是這樣！做得好

785
00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,000
‎很好！小心防守！

786
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:06,083
‎鑰匙在哪裡？

787
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,250
‎我們完蛋了

788
00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:22,416
‎你為什麼停下來？

789
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,041
‎我痛得好舒服…

790
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:30,166
‎媽的，能夠遇到志同道合的妞
‎真是天大的福份！

791
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:42,791
‎搞什麼？

792
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:48,166
‎慘了！

793
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,500
‎慘了！

794
00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:51,541
‎慘了！

795
00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:54,333
‎你幹嘛打我？

796
00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:55,250
‎該死

797
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:57,833
‎太暗了嘛

798
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:00,541
‎陶伊的兒子？

799
00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:03,916
‎你在這裡做什麼？

800
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,833
‎可惡

801
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:06,375
‎現在呢？

802
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:08,958
‎你想打我？

803
00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:13,250
‎等等，你們兩個…

804
00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,000
‎幹，那些樂透！

805
00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,291
‎該死！

806
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:54,875
‎你的護唇膏真的很靈驗
‎我現在什麼感覺都沒有

807
00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:56,833
‎阿瑜陀耶王朝以來最棒的護唇膏

808
00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,166
‎太好了！

809
00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:04,250
‎猴子咬小腿！

810
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,291
‎廢物！

811
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:36,916
‎你不能當拳擊手！

812
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
‎廢物！

813
00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,250
‎回去賣你的馬桶清潔劑！

814
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:41,875
‎騙子！

815
00:59:47,708 --> 00:59:49,666
‎我不是馬桶清潔劑銷售員

816
00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:51,708
‎我是拳擊手，可惡！

817
01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:10,458
‎那是裁判，笨蛋！

818
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:16,041
‎什麼？我在做夢嗎？

819
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:18,416
‎天啊，我不該醒來的！

820
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,083
‎你怎麼現在才來？

821
01:00:35,166 --> 01:00:36,625
‎說來話長，來吧

822
01:00:38,541 --> 01:00:41,083
‎現在我們要進行關鍵的一步

823
01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:44,583
‎（阿泰、小碧）

824
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:50,166
‎我們死定了

825
01:00:53,541 --> 01:00:54,375
‎可惡

826
01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:57,750
‎那是什麼？

827
01:00:58,416 --> 01:00:59,375
‎你真笨

828
01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:01,666
‎這是指紋鎖

829
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,416
‎現在呢？

830
01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:18,083
‎希望可行

831
01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:43,291
‎可惡！這些鑰匙都不合這個櫃子的鎖

832
01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:46,041
‎該死！又來了？

833
01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:47,500
‎小碧

834
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,166
‎該展現妳的開鎖技巧了

835
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,333
‎（柴老大）

836
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,125
‎打他！

837
01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:33,208
‎（奧運選手真的在你們拳擊場嗎？
‎看看這個連結）

838
01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:39,000
‎回到現場
‎我們今天要和特別來賓聊聊

839
01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:42,708
‎請歡迎宋吉永宗荷！

840
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:49,833
‎混蛋

841
01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:05,333
‎該死

842
01:03:05,416 --> 01:03:06,750
‎樂透箱呢？

843
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:11,291
‎再多點一輪酒，也替我的攪拌攪拌

844
01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:29,375
‎指紋

845
01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:31,166
‎櫃子的鑰匙

846
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,250
‎別忘了我的那一份

847
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:55,833
‎-放在哪裡？
‎-你這混蛋！

848
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,291
‎大米！

849
01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:11,250
‎好！

850
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:12,166
‎老大，你看

851
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:13,666
‎什麼？

852
01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:16,500
‎親愛的觀眾，今天我會告訴你們一切

853
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:19,583
‎-對
‎-我用這個產品擦頭髮，看到了嗎？

854
01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:21,375
‎看起來很濃密，又黑又亮

855
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,208
‎-臉看起來更年輕了
‎-真的呢

856
01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,875
‎我們可以在這裡確認…

857
01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:29,166
‎（現場直播）

858
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,916
‎別跑，快反擊！

859
01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:48,500
‎王八蛋！

860
01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:25,500
‎對，壓制他，很好
‎就是這樣，加油，太棒了！

861
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:26,583
‎這才像樣嘛

862
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:29,916
‎你騙我是嗎？

863
01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:32,083
‎騙你什麼？

864
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,750
‎那個豐唇先生

865
01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:35,458
‎他不是宋吉永宗荷

866
01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:38,333
‎什麼？誰告訴你的？他當然是宋吉

867
01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:39,791
‎阿坤！

868
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:40,958
‎這樣啊

869
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:42,833
‎原來他叫阿坤？

870
01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:45,833
‎還有你

871
01:05:46,541 --> 01:05:48,333
‎你真的是議員嗎？

872
01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:54,125
‎你要好好告訴我
‎還是我先揍到你哭？

873
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:03,791
‎天啊！

874
01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:05,416
‎搞什麼？

875
01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:08,708
‎彩券箱！這是我的！

876
01:06:08,791 --> 01:06:09,625
‎這是我的！

877
01:06:09,708 --> 01:06:10,833
‎是我的！

878
01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:38,750
‎你的花拳繡腿傷不了我鐵打的身體

879
01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,291
‎我一直在健身

880
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,000
‎幹！是誰踢我的？

881
01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,458
‎是我，還在等什麼？快跑！

882
01:06:50,041 --> 01:06:50,875
‎別管我！

883
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:52,666
‎去追他們！

884
01:06:58,041 --> 01:06:59,208
‎該死

885
01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:02,625
‎幹，我只是措手不及
‎沒時間鬆鬆臉部

886
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:30,166
‎好痛，我喜歡

887
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,916
‎-對不起
‎-站住！

888
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,458
‎你喜歡保護女人，對吧？

889
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:42,541
‎夠了！

890
01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:45,083
‎慘了

891
01:07:47,916 --> 01:07:48,833
‎-喂！
‎-什麼事？

892
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:50,208
‎我的臉怎麼了？

893
01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:51,333
‎那是哈哈鏡啦

894
01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:54,291
‎-這是我的！
‎-是我的！

895
01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:56,000
‎-我的！
‎-我的！

896
01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:57,583
‎-我的！
‎-我的！

897
01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:59,375
‎-放手！這是我的！
‎-是我的！

898
01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:04,916
‎你這傢伙！

899
01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:10,708
‎你的把戲對我來說太簡單了

900
01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:12,166
‎去你的！

901
01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:13,916
‎那這招呢？

902
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,583
‎電人的把戲

903
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:25,000
‎成功了

904
01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:25,916
‎快走！

905
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:28,500
‎快跑！

906
01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:35,333
‎你還好嗎？

907
01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:38,041
‎妳怎麼不早點電擊他？

908
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:39,458
‎我忘了

909
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:44,791
‎妳還好嗎？

910
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,083
‎要繼續進行嗎？

911
01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:58,250
‎好，我們走

912
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,375
‎-我好累
‎-你要去哪裡？

913
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,791
‎-什麼？
‎-這邊！快一點！

914
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:05,541
‎-我的！
‎-我的！

915
01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:06,458
‎這是我的！

916
01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:08,208
‎嘿，那是什麼？

917
01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:10,291
‎妳騙不了我的

918
01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:16,250
‎我不會看…我又不是笨蛋！

919
01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:18,916
‎笨蛋！

920
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:23,583
‎搞什麼？

921
01:09:23,666 --> 01:09:29,375
‎住手！

922
01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:34,708
‎拜託，讓我平靜地昏過去吧

923
01:09:45,208 --> 01:09:46,041
‎你們來了

924
01:09:49,625 --> 01:09:51,250
‎-拿到了？
‎-幹！

925
01:09:51,916 --> 01:09:55,125
‎-你的臉怎麼了？
‎-晚點再說，先處理這個！

926
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:06,958
‎（五張，三千萬泰銖）

927
01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,208
‎這是…我們的五張套票！

928
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,416
‎三千萬泰銖

929
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:15,166
‎我們的錢

930
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:18,291
‎走吧

931
01:10:23,291 --> 01:10:24,500
‎該死！

932
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,333
‎急什麼？

933
01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:35,291
‎我覺得你們必須先跟我的老闆說清楚

934
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:37,583
‎你們為什麼來這裡？

935
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:56,208
‎你們冒生命危險
‎就為了這個樂透箱？

936
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,333
‎值得嗎？

937
01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:04,000
‎或許那個箱子裡有…

938
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:23,708
‎把箱子給我

939
01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,291
‎把箱子給我！

940
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:33,750
‎時間差不多了嗎？

941
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:36,166
‎應該吧

942
01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:39,916
‎我們的計畫隨時都可能瓦解

943
01:12:40,541 --> 01:12:42,208
‎所以我們必須有B計畫以防萬一

944
01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:45,625
‎（禁止明火）

945
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:00,166
‎給我！

946
01:13:30,791 --> 01:13:31,750
‎給我！

947
01:14:13,791 --> 01:14:14,625
‎靠！

948
01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:17,166
‎丟得真準！

949
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:20,833
‎你們這些笨蛋

950
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,375
‎一個也別想活著離開

951
01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:49,791
‎（停車場在神社後面）

952
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:05,458
‎可惡

953
01:16:06,041 --> 01:16:08,500
‎我們該怎麼辦？我們的車被擋住了

954
01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:12,000
‎我們開那一輛

955
01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:19,291
‎哪一輛？我看不到！

956
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:24,416
‎-你那張臉一點都不像人類
‎-快走！

957
01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:26,208
‎快點！

958
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,166
‎關門

959
01:16:33,291 --> 01:16:36,541
‎阿泰，你怎麼知道這輛車有鑰匙？

960
01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:37,458
‎天啊！

961
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:41,291
‎在這裡

962
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:50,500
‎-可惡
‎-警衛和大門

963
01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:51,791
‎現在怎麼辦？

964
01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:53,791
‎阿文，直接衝過去

965
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,875
‎好，我一直都想拍這一幕

966
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,375
‎幹！為什麼不像電影演的那樣？

967
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:16,083
‎我們完蛋了，大門撞不開

968
01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:20,791
‎他們會殺了我們

969
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:23,375
‎不，他們會先折磨我們

970
01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,291
‎天啊！

971
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,500
‎你還在等什麼？

972
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,041
‎好！

973
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,166
‎快下車

974
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:10,458
‎哇靠，我們成功了

975
01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:49,250
‎（工廠倉庫）

976
01:18:52,916 --> 01:18:53,750
‎阿豆

977
01:18:59,791 --> 01:19:01,625
‎你咬了餵養你的那雙手

978
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:07,500
‎你給我添麻煩、偷我的東西、背叛我

979
01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:10,416
‎老大，拜託不要殺我

980
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,541
‎我必須照顧我的奶奶
‎她沒有我活不下去

981
01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:17,916
‎我不會殺你

982
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,625
‎至少你給我帶來了大獎

983
01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,500
‎把箱子給我！

984
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:46,333
‎（五張，獎金三千萬泰銖）

985
01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:51,458
‎-大米？
‎-是，老大

986
01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:54,458
‎現在沒人會照顧你的奶奶了

987
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:14,208
‎怎麼了？阿文！

988
01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:16,000
‎-阿文！
‎-你怎麼了？

989
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,166
‎-喂！
‎-阿文

990
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,000
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-阿文？

991
01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:20,583
‎你中槍了嗎？

992
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,125
‎讓我看看傷口

993
01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:27,166
‎撐著點，別擔心

994
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,125
‎我們帶你去醫院

995
01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:30,666
‎-我看看
‎-撐著點

996
01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:32,500
‎你們知道嗎？

997
01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:37,958
‎這是我第一次因為中槍
‎而覺得無比驕傲

998
01:20:49,291 --> 01:20:51,541
‎雖然沒有攝影機錄下來…

999
01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:54,458
‎我感覺…

1000
01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:57,000
‎我感覺自己很有價值

1001
01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:04,208
‎-小碧
‎-什麼事？

1002
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:07,333
‎我的彩券給妳

1003
01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:09,916
‎拿去付妳爸的醫藥費

1004
01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:12,208
‎不，我不會接受

1005
01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:13,875
‎別這麼說！

1006
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,958
‎為什麼我感覺好冷？

1007
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,166
‎阿文

1008
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:27,541
‎那一道光呢？

1009
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:29,416
‎嘿，阿文！

1010
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:30,875
‎我好睏

1011
01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,125
‎阿文，你這個混蛋

1012
01:21:32,750 --> 01:21:35,750
‎你在說什麼？你根本沒有傷口

1013
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:38,833
‎什麼？

1014
01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:41,000
‎你看，你沒有中槍

1015
01:21:41,750 --> 01:21:43,166
‎我沒中槍？

1016
01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,083
‎沒錯！

1017
01:21:44,708 --> 01:21:46,416
‎你到底是怎麼了？

1018
01:21:47,416 --> 01:21:48,625
‎我是怎麼了？

1019
01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:49,541
‎真是的

1020
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:55,625
‎我把纏腰布綁得太緊了
‎導致無法呼吸，這才暈倒了

1021
01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:58,750
‎-真是的
‎-嘿，小碧

1022
01:21:58,833 --> 01:21:59,666
‎什麼事？

1023
01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:02,541
‎關於我要給妳爸錢的事
‎現在取消了，好嗎？

1024
01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:15,125
‎我們最後要做的，就是各自收拾行李

1025
01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:17,458
‎大家分道揚鑣

1026
01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:19,750
‎走得越遠越好

1027
01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:25,416
‎然後祈禱我們都平安
‎得以享受我們的樂透獎金

1028
01:22:36,083 --> 01:22:37,875
‎我討厭道別

1029
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:40,791
‎大家要小心

1030
01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:43,625
‎要傳訊說你們在哪裡

1031
01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:44,625
‎好嗎？

1032
01:22:55,583 --> 01:22:56,416
‎阿坤

1033
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,958
‎我之前可能不尊重你

1034
01:23:00,583 --> 01:23:02,000
‎我想告訴你

1035
01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,583
‎我並不感到抱歉

1036
01:23:03,666 --> 01:23:06,125
‎去你的，那你幹嘛提這個？

1037
01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:07,875
‎就心血來潮

1038
01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,583
‎但我討厭多愁善感，這樣就不酷了

1039
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:16,875
‎阿泰！

1040
01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:21,875
‎媽！

1041
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:23,375
‎阿石

1042
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:26,750
‎這一次你需要更多水泥

1043
01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:29,041
‎這裡不止會有兩具屍體

1044
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:30,458
‎而是八具

1045
01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:33,333
‎把彩券給我

1046
01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:35,416
‎先放開我媽

1047
01:23:36,291 --> 01:23:37,625
‎你以為有得商量嗎？

1048
01:23:38,666 --> 01:23:39,625
‎醒醒吧

1049
01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:43,791
‎把彩券交過來！

1050
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:45,541
‎阿泰！

1051
01:24:01,333 --> 01:24:02,291
‎抱歉，各位

1052
01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:31,666
‎-阿泰！
‎-阿泰！

1053
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,083
‎-小心點，孩子
‎-小心點

1054
01:24:39,166 --> 01:24:40,500
‎住手！不！

1055
01:24:45,416 --> 01:24:46,583
‎住手！

1056
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,291
‎不要！

1057
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:51,708
‎放手！

1058
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,041
‎放下

1059
01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:16,208
‎什麼？

1060
01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,791
‎還在

1061
01:25:21,875 --> 01:25:25,916
‎記得我說過
‎我們其中一個無法生還嗎？

1062
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,541
‎現在你能猜出是哪一個嗎？

1063
01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:45,708
‎媽！

1064
01:25:47,708 --> 01:25:51,375
‎媽…

1065
01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:54,416
‎-媽！
‎-陶伊阿姨

1066
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,791
‎不…媽…

1067
01:26:03,416 --> 01:26:05,666
‎媽…

1068
01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:07,250
‎不…媽…

1069
01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:10,250
‎振作一點

1070
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:11,166
‎媽

1071
01:26:34,791 --> 01:26:36,791
‎記住，我們只是普通人

1072
01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:37,958
‎所以有可能

1073
01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:40,000
‎B計畫還是不夠

1074
01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:42,625
‎我們還要準備C計畫

1075
01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:46,458
‎而且必須是一顆無情的棋子

1076
01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:49,541
‎（足球地下博彩公司）

1077
01:26:50,583 --> 01:26:51,666
‎可惡！

1078
01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:53,166
‎陶伊阿姨…

1079
01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:55,166
‎媽

1080
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,583
‎好，你們這些幸運的混蛋

1081
01:27:06,541 --> 01:27:09,333
‎我會把這個當作你們還清了十萬泰銖

1082
01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:14,416
‎剩下的就是饒過你們這些人的費用

1083
01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:16,791
‎好嗎？

1084
01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:24,000
‎（救護車）

1085
01:27:46,666 --> 01:27:49,166
‎媽…不要拿掉

1086
01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:51,833
‎振作點，媽

1087
01:27:51,916 --> 01:27:56,041
‎我們很快就到醫院了，醫生會照顧妳

1088
01:27:59,166 --> 01:28:00,000
‎媽！

1089
01:28:04,666 --> 01:28:05,791
‎阿泰

1090
01:28:06,416 --> 01:28:08,208
‎現在什麼都別說

1091
01:28:08,833 --> 01:28:13,000
‎媽，等妳好起來，我們再談好嗎？

1092
01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:17,916
‎你知道

1093
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:23,583
‎我都向神明祈求什麼嗎？

1094
01:28:31,791 --> 01:28:33,000
‎我什麼都不求

1095
01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:38,000
‎我只是感謝眾神

1096
01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:42,166
‎我感謝祂們…

1097
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:47,166
‎讓你誕生，成為我的兒子

1098
01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:07,750
‎你常說

1099
01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:12,750
‎我們家沒有什麼值錢的東西

1100
01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:16,416
‎你錯了

1101
01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:22,708
‎你

1102
01:29:24,666 --> 01:29:26,291
‎你是我一生中

1103
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:28,583
‎最有價值的

1104
01:29:38,416 --> 01:29:40,041
‎我們不需要更富有

1105
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:45,250
‎我們不需要更多好運

1106
01:29:49,041 --> 01:29:50,375
‎光是有你…

1107
01:29:53,208 --> 01:29:54,541
‎對我來說就夠了

1108
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,375
‎（手術室）

1109
01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:28,791
‎你有六百萬泰銖想做什麼？

1110
01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,000
‎很簡單，我要買新房子給媽媽

1111
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:36,625
‎我要她有個更漂亮、更舒服的家

1112
01:30:37,125 --> 01:30:41,958
‎我不希望她腰酸背痛在縫衣服
‎或是在大熱天賣彩券

1113
01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:49,083
‎妳在笑什麼？

1114
01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:54,833
‎你聽起來是個好兒子

1115
01:30:56,375 --> 01:30:58,375
‎不，妳過獎了

1116
01:31:00,250 --> 01:31:02,958
‎但我認為妳也了解的

1117
01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:06,666
‎生命的公式很簡單

1118
01:31:08,416 --> 01:31:09,250
‎怎麼說？

1119
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:13,208
‎我們愛的人快樂就等於我們快樂

1120
01:31:13,833 --> 01:31:14,833
‎就這麼簡單

1121
01:31:21,625 --> 01:31:22,458
‎沒錯

1122
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,500
‎醫生，我媽還好嗎？

1123
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:46,916
‎她現在沒事了

1124
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,500
‎她現在沒事了

1125
01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:51,041
‎謝謝你，醫生

1126
01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:55,416
‎過來這裡，我來替你上一課
‎來吧，打我！

1127
01:31:59,083 --> 01:31:59,916
‎醒醒！

1128
01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:01,625
‎好，我醒了！

1129
01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:03,458
‎阿泰的媽媽現在沒事了

1130
01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:12,916
‎媽媽好不容易活下來

1131
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,166
‎她在醫院待了一個多月

1132
01:32:16,583 --> 01:32:20,666
‎由於那是一場致命的槍戰
‎我們接受警方的審問

1133
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:23,458
‎我們把一切告訴警察

1134
01:32:23,541 --> 01:32:26,875
‎坦承了我們的荒謬搶劫計畫

1135
01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:30,625
‎最後柴老大的煙火工廠關門大吉

1136
01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:34,166
‎警方還在追捕他，追查他的許多罪行

1137
01:32:35,875 --> 01:32:37,708
‎但警方和其他人並不知道

1138
01:32:38,375 --> 01:32:41,916
‎槍戰的那天晚上
‎我們並沒有失去五張彩券

1139
01:32:42,416 --> 01:32:43,708
‎足球黑道組頭拿走彩券了

1140
01:32:44,333 --> 01:32:47,791
‎但我們從沒打算
‎向任何人透露這個祕密

1141
01:32:49,416 --> 01:32:53,166
‎彷彿那晚在槍火之下，我們都明白了

1142
01:32:53,666 --> 01:32:57,125
‎有時就算有六百萬
‎也比不上能活下去的價值

1143
01:32:57,625 --> 01:33:01,166
‎即使我們的人生依然和以前一樣廢

1144
01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:04,416
‎對，我懂啦

1145
01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:07,750
‎但我還是很惋惜失去我的六百萬

1146
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,875
‎不能做新胸部了

1147
01:33:12,875 --> 01:33:13,708
‎等等！

1148
01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:17,208
‎我們來計畫，從足球黑道組頭那裡
‎拿回我們的錢

1149
01:33:17,708 --> 01:33:18,541
‎什麼？

1150
01:33:21,541 --> 01:33:22,375
‎什麼？

1151
01:33:23,791 --> 01:33:25,583
‎夠了！希望那種可笑的行動

1152
01:33:26,541 --> 01:33:28,458
‎這輩子試過一次就好了

1153
01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:38,291
‎還是要把那輛卡車賣掉
‎大家平分錢？

1154
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:41,875
‎阿泰，你瘋了！
‎那塊廢鐵能賣多少錢？

1155
01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:43,833
‎我們只能分到一點點吧？

1156
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:44,750
‎沒錯

1157
01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:49,416
‎但一點點總比沒有好

1158
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,333
‎沒錯！

1159
01:33:54,041 --> 01:33:54,875
‎這是…

1160
01:33:56,583 --> 01:33:57,416
‎什麼？

1161
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:01,583
‎是柴老大辦公室的鬥雞

1162
01:34:01,666 --> 01:34:05,541
‎別告訴我除了賣掉卡車分錢

1163
01:34:05,625 --> 01:34:07,916
‎我們還能吃魚露燉雞吧？

1164
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:08,833
‎等一下

1165
01:34:13,291 --> 01:34:14,250
‎（四百萬泰銖冠軍）

1166
01:34:14,333 --> 01:34:15,166
‎哇靠！

1167
01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:16,083
‎（頂尖的鬥雞）

1168
01:34:16,166 --> 01:34:17,208
‎又怎麼了？

1169
01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:19,458
‎希望我是對的…

1170
01:34:23,458 --> 01:34:25,125
‎（紅龍，價值三百萬）

1171
01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:30,416
‎-哇靠！我猜對了
‎-我不知道你在說什麼！

1172
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:31,708
‎-快說啊
‎-對

1173
01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:35,291
‎我就知道我看過這條項鍊

1174
01:34:35,375 --> 01:34:38,458
‎別告訴我那是真的鑽石項鍊！

1175
01:34:38,541 --> 01:34:40,125
‎別管項鍊了

1176
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,958
‎-什麼？
‎-我說的是鬥雞！

1177
01:34:42,541 --> 01:34:44,041
‎-你們看！
‎-鬥雞？

1178
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:48,666
‎（聖柴，價值八百萬泰銖！）

1179
01:34:49,541 --> 01:34:50,625
‎哇靠！

1180
01:34:53,625 --> 01:34:55,958
‎我們有錢了！

1181
01:34:56,041 --> 01:34:59,291
‎原來這隻鬥雞是頂尖的冠軍

1182
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:01,333
‎牠贏得多場艱難的比賽

1183
01:35:02,041 --> 01:35:06,458
‎最重要的是牠價值八百萬泰銖

1184
01:35:19,708 --> 01:35:21,958
‎阿坤把鬥雞賣給足球黑道組頭

1185
01:35:22,041 --> 01:35:25,375
‎我們平分了錢，開始追求各自的夢想

1186
01:35:25,875 --> 01:35:28,541
‎阿坤在他的故鄉猜納
‎開設一個拳擊營

1187
01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:32,500
‎他和鐵人對戰之後
‎不需要再挑戰別人

1188
01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:33,625
‎來驅除他的心魔

1189
01:35:33,708 --> 01:35:36,541
‎所以他成立拳擊營
‎幫助其他人實現夢想

1190
01:35:37,041 --> 01:35:40,791
‎這樣說吧，任何人經歷過我遇到的事
‎也會很興奮的

1191
01:35:40,875 --> 01:35:43,916
‎他是真正的黑幫老大，我是假議員

1192
01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:49,958
‎阿文如願變得名利雙收
‎他總是被粉絲包圍

1193
01:35:50,041 --> 01:35:53,541
‎我從沒接過這麼多邀約
‎有四部電影和八部影集

1194
01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:55,000
‎天啊！

1195
01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:56,666
‎我都沒時間睡覺了

1196
01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:59,208
‎請看我的電影《獵殺蜥蜴人》

1197
01:35:59,291 --> 01:36:00,833
‎你在電影裡飾演誰？

1198
01:36:00,916 --> 01:36:03,250
‎-猜猜看
‎-你飾演蜥蜴人嗎？

1199
01:36:03,333 --> 01:36:05,250
‎-你飾演蜥蜴人嗎？
‎-真的嗎？

1200
01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:06,625
‎你是蜥蜴人嗎？

1201
01:36:10,125 --> 01:36:13,833
‎柔伊放棄了隆乳的夢想
‎把錢存起來，送澤凡去唸國際學校

1202
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:19,291
‎請歡迎首相上臺，按下揭幕的按鈕！

1203
01:36:26,375 --> 01:36:29,458
‎她的胸部可能沒變大，柔依還是柔依

1204
01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:32,791
‎反正她還是被請來宣傳重要產品

1205
01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:40,666
‎這是泰國的新潛水艇！

1206
01:36:41,791 --> 01:36:45,166
‎當她說她什麼都能賣
‎從搗辣椒器到潛艇

1207
01:36:45,666 --> 01:36:48,125
‎她可沒說謊

1208
01:36:48,708 --> 01:36:49,666
‎（樂透彩）

1209
01:36:49,750 --> 01:36:51,375
‎至於我跟我媽呢？

1210
01:36:51,458 --> 01:36:52,625
‎希望你發大財

1211
01:36:52,708 --> 01:36:54,791
‎我們搬回廊開…

1212
01:36:54,875 --> 01:36:55,791
‎（陶伊媽媽彩券）

1213
01:36:56,375 --> 01:37:00,125
‎…擴展我們的生意
‎販賣每16天一次的夢想

1214
01:37:01,541 --> 01:37:04,500
‎媽媽再也不用怕掉近人孔蓋了

1215
01:37:05,041 --> 01:37:07,333
‎貴先生的案子有任何進展嗎？

1216
01:37:07,833 --> 01:37:10,916
‎法院已經洗刷他的所有罪名

1217
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:15,458
‎他只因魯莽駕駛被判了緩刑

1218
01:37:16,083 --> 01:37:17,416
‎本案已經結案了

1219
01:37:18,083 --> 01:37:19,916
‎我還是經常查看小碧的現況

1220
01:37:28,041 --> 01:37:31,750
‎她用她的錢請律師
‎幫她父親打官司

1221
01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:35,375
‎但就像那時她在屋頂上告訴我的

1222
01:37:36,416 --> 01:37:40,875
‎有錢的混蛋會花更多錢
‎聘請更厲害的律師

1223
01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:43,041
‎他的所有罪名都被宣判無罪

1224
01:37:44,666 --> 01:37:48,500
‎小碧的父親幾個月後過世了

1225
01:37:49,083 --> 01:37:52,208
‎這是讓人心痛的現實

1226
01:37:56,125 --> 01:37:58,125
‎我十分同情她

1227
01:38:19,083 --> 01:38:20,458
‎要打鑰匙請稍候

1228
01:38:20,958 --> 01:38:25,083
‎哇！妳比我會養魚
‎妳的金魚比我的大很多

1229
01:38:27,750 --> 01:38:28,875
‎你怎麼來了？

1230
01:38:29,625 --> 01:38:31,125
‎當然不是來打鑰匙的

1231
01:38:31,625 --> 01:38:34,916
‎如果我找妳做別的事
‎妳會跟我一起去嗎？

1232
01:38:40,916 --> 01:38:43,333
‎過來加入我，這裡有很多辣妹和毒品

1233
01:38:43,416 --> 01:38:44,666
‎你還需要什麼？

1234
01:38:45,916 --> 01:38:49,250
‎你幹嘛這麼害怕？
‎看看我如何洗清所有罪名

1235
01:38:51,083 --> 01:38:51,916
‎再見

1236
01:38:55,333 --> 01:38:56,208
‎貴先生？

1237
01:39:00,458 --> 01:39:01,333
‎你也太自在了

1238
01:39:03,750 --> 01:39:06,708
‎現在我明白
‎從頂端看出去的景色有多美

1239
01:39:07,583 --> 01:39:10,833
‎所以沒人想回底層社會受苦

1240
01:39:10,916 --> 01:39:13,625
‎阿文和其他夥伴準備好了嗎？

1241
01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:17,875
‎（阿文）

1242
01:39:22,375 --> 01:39:24,708
‎敬最荒謬的計畫，再幹一次

1243
01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:28,291
‎敬最荒謬的計畫，再幹一次

1244
01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,916
‎你要求的顧問團隊來了

1245
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:37,291
‎要我帶他們進來嗎？

1246
01:39:37,375 --> 01:39:38,208
‎好

1247
01:45:57,958 --> 01:46:01,833
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