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Official YIFY movies site:
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看好…

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不要挡…

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看好

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不要挡…不要让他过去

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看好…

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走开

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阿忠

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球…

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阿忠

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撞人…

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会被雷打

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没有撞人

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-没有 走开
-撞人

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-下雨
-下雨了

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东西拿一下

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好大的雨

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那个阿纶

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那个阿纶刚刚给我这样撞下去

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撞人啦

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有够过分的

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-打人家
-只会欺负老人家

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你不要再这样喔…

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算什么东西啊

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你已经死了

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手给我

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手

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手

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放圆盘

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永恒编码9895762369776955

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额头

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真的扫不出来

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这念珠是什么啊？

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他还没有好啦

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他的脑被雷打到

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前世记忆都扫不出来

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你等一下弄好 自己推去仓库

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永恒编码扫码器 故障排除书

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这什么？

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你的各种前世

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我当过仙人掌

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鱼

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还有蝉？

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除了人

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每个人都当过一堆有的没的

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到底要怎样？

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生前记录 柯明注的录像带

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怎么可能？

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不可能 我要申请复活

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你冷静一下 每个人都会死

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你只是稍微早一点点来而已

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你屁 你放屁 你去死…

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我们早就死了 我们都死了

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-冷静一下
-搞什么东西啊？

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你冷静一下

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-说什么东西啊？
-你看看你的人生跑马灯封面多漂亮

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你妈才人生跑马灯

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-耶稣可以复活 为什么我不行？
-冷静

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常这样？

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每天都一堆啊

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但这个真的比较疯一点

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不要破坏

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选一张当你人生跑马灯的封面

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前世记录影音档

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这里的皱摺层次太多了

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位置跟上次说的一样

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血检虽然有一点点的进步

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但肿瘤的大小没有太大变化

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肿瘤长在十二指肠

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本来就很难弄

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手术时间一长

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很有可能醒不过来

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那麻醉大概多久？

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大概有多少机率醒不过来？

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大概…

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同学

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人生最无奈就是这个大概

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阿鲁大概也15岁了

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生老病死大概很正常

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你大概要放轻松一点

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想要它活久一点有什么错？

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没有错

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没有错

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签名

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我都看到了

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资料根本没跑完

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而且我什么都不记得

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专心 好吗？

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你已经死了

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不用管那些前尘往事好不好？

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这不过就是例行性的归档而已

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-最重要的是…
-我不要

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最重要的…

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我不要

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最重要的是要投胎不投胎

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看视频

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首先恭喜刚刚呃啊呃啊的大家

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阴间经过多次改革

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已经没鬼有空送你上刀山

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下油锅、挖眼睛

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拔舌头

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那么死后的世界到底是什么呢？

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一望无际 乌漆抹黑的大海

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死后世界的大船

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每一艘船都立志航向传说中

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伟大的彼岸

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天堂、西方极乐

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净土、仙境、众神之地

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反正大家航行了几千几万年都到不了

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哭哭

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大家冷静

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至少我们想出了回到人间的好办法

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投胎

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现在就请你看看手上的念珠

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上面的珠珠就是你这辈子的成绩单

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白色就是阴德

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黑色就是业障 坏坏

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念珠如果全黑 黑…

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一死掉就会完全消失

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没有鬼知道他们去了哪

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恐怖

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念珠有黑有白的人

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如果马上申请投胎

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就会变成鸡、鸭、鱼、猪

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蟑螂、蚂蚁、阴虱、小黑蚊

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因为地球人口大爆炸啦 神不够用

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我们阴间需要
大量优秀的灵魂来分担工作

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欢迎申请担任各式各样的神职

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努力对这个世界做出贡献

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把念珠一颗一颗由黑洗白

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下一次的人生就赢在精子啦

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你在看屁啊？

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看一下会死喔？

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对

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我死了 你也死了

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丑八怪

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很难比你丑吧

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我明明就很可爱

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你不只丑 还很臭耶

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怎么都瓦斯味啊？

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你放屁喔？

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你才放屁

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你超臭 你也很臭

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臭焦炭 你黑漆漆

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你看你这边 你这边破掉

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你那边破掉 你这边

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鸡鸡也破啦

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你顽皮豹

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决定好了没有？

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哪一个选项对你比较有利

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你应该很清楚了吧？

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刚刚有一个在…

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蟑螂

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你要投胎当蜗牛

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还是要打工赚点数？

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她不是在学校教书？

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她现在这个样子是怎么教？

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她就待在家里跟着我做

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她最近常常这样子

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魂不守舍

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要不要帮忙介绍？

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还没满一年

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顺其自然啦

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介绍收惊的啦

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石孝纶

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你不可以忘记你说过的

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为什么你有那么多颗？

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我人明明就很好

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不是啊 我红灯都有停

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垃圾也有分类

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保丽龙有没有回收？

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你喝奶茶还在用吸管喔？

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海龟吃吸管会死掉啦

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你也没那么丑

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我是刚刚隔壁的

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你也选月老？

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你人真的很差耶

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你才五颗喔

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你也才多我一颗耶

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多一颗多很多好不好？

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不是

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我是被雷打死的

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我这里…这里都坏掉

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我什么都不记得

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那机器根本扫不出来

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如果扫得出来的话…

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我至少多十颗

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天打雷劈

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好可怜

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你杀海龟

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各位潜在的学弟学妹

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欢迎来到月老这个大家庭

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有点常识的人都知道

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这条红线能够牵起

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爱情世界里的你我他

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使人幸福

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阴德增加

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当爱成仇 业障黑化的速度

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让你连干几百年月老都没有办法投胎

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每绑一条红线
都需要两个月老的同意

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就跟爱情一样

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所以你们在受训的这段期间

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要找到你们的搭挡

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一起通过最后的测验

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才算是结训

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退训的鬼强制投胎

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大哥哥…

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你好厉害 我可以跟你一组吗？

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当然好啊

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如果爱你是错 我不要对

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恋爱就是要不确定才有趣

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月老练习场 第二阶段

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大哥哥 你好烂

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大哥哥 你好烂

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你笑屁啊？

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海龟杀手

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要是考不过 只能当蟑螂

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蟑螂

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好恶心 蟑螂耶你

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你才烂鸡鸡 你鸡鸡超烂

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你知道你为什么被天打雷劈吗？

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就是你鸡鸡太细啦

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-你这个蟑螂
-你鸡鸡啦

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你蟑螂在下水道 恶心啦

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-你知道你会不会…
-很臭啊你

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你会不会咕咕叫？

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喝干净

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爱谁恨谁

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喜欢大胸部

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讨厌吃香菜

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-通通忘光光
-妈妈的肚子见

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-拜拜
-拜拜

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-再见
-拜拜

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请教一下

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那个第一条红线

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是怎么来的？

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就那个…

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牛郎织女里面那个织女变的啦

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只是传说

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对啦 传说

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传说那个一年一次的七夕根本不够用

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织女太想要看到牛郎

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所以她每天就一直哭…

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这个牛郎也两光

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让一个女人在那里呼天抢地

247
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,291
有够没用的啦

248
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,833
没办法 她哭…

249
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,208
哭到最后 就变成一团红线

250
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,333
这也算是一种…

251
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,625
一种发愿啦

252
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,625
牺牲自己 让全天下有情人终成眷属

253
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,458
伟大…

254
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,333
还有没有问题？

255
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,333
把鬼头成抓回来

256
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,916
抓回来

257
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:15,833
好惨

258
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,750
把室友都打成西瓜汁啦

259
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,916
汁…

260
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,166
汁…

261
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,166
没了念珠

262
00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,166
他怎么上来？

263
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,291
让开

264
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,958
你以前不是这样教我的

265
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:45,791
长官

266
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,250
送你去轮回

267
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,708
厉鬼

268
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,750
有仇没报吗？

269
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,625
不甘心去投胎吗？

270
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,375
比起你受的委屈

271
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,083
阴德、神职

272
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,750
根本不重要

273
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,458
姐姐这里

274
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:03,958
提供你一个

275
00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:08,041
绝无仅有的机会

276
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,083
就当做是你上辈子欠我的好了

277
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,833
我一定会烧很多你喜欢的给你

278
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,708
所有跟粉红色有关的东西

279
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,833
好好睡一觉

280
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,791
等你起来

281
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,458
就在好人家啦

282
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,750
阿弥陀佛…

283
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,333
阿弥陀佛 一路好走

284
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,708
阿弥陀佛

285
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,458
哇靠

286
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,791
你当什么厉鬼？

287
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,500
拜托 丑死了

288
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,208
“化身厉鬼者 报仇雪恨

289
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,416
无限量耗损阴德

290
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,166
不入轮回 永不超生

291
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,250
报仇损人不利己

292
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,208
要报仇前请忽略此公开说明书”

293
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,291
字这么小 连鬼都骗

294
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,500
考试压力有那么大吗？

295
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,083
我也很烂

296
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,666
我应该也可能会投胎

297
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,250
而且你当蟑螂没有什么不好的吧？

298
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,625
只是爬个井

299
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,041
也费了你这么大的功夫

300
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,416
拿来

301
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,541
我藏在你这边的东西

302
00:21:58,541 --> 00:21:59,375
我不知道

303
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,958
一路顺风

304
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:42,583
动作快点啦 每一次都慢吞吞的

305
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,666
好啦 烦耶

306
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,500
五百年

307
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:02,625
你忘了

308
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,583
我没忘

309
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,125
叫什么名字？

310
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:23,958
洪菁晴

311
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,333
退

312
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,208
张开嘴吐气

313
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,791
相信大家都已经找到自己的搭挡

314
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,458
在沙子漏完之前

315
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,458
两位要一起同时套住顽皮鬼的手指

316
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:05,541
才算成功

317
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,500
没考过的人

318
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:08,875
强制投胎

319
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,916
你好 你好

320
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,833
你好…你好

321
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:19,916
这位朋友

322
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:22,208
你好

323
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,666
-先生 我…
-不用

324
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,916
-这位先生 我觉得我们…
-不用

325
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,666
妹妹 你是不是觉得很…

326
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,250
求我啊

327
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:41,833
你求我啊

328
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,375
我求你们快一点

329
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,250
蜗牛

330
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,000
这样很不可爱

331
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:47,958
蟑螂

332
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,166
我毕生的愿望就是当一只蟑螂

333
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,791
会飞、会爬

334
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:54,708
赞

335
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,666
你这种故作坚强

336
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,208
也是一种可爱

337
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,041
哪一种？

338
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,458
你又开始不可爱了

339
00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,416
我真的是很不看好他们

340
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,041
开始

341
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:36,791
你等一下…

342
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,083
等一下…

343
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,791
等一下…不要…

344
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,125
我没空啦

345
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,250
怎么消失了？

346
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,208
怎么不见了？

347
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:01,166
自己都不来电 还想要牵线

348
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:03,666
你们都已经当鬼 就不要用眼睛看

349
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,583
要用心感觉

350
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,583
-电 给我来电
-用心

351
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:10,291
-来点电 电…
-用心

352
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:13,291
-电…
-电…

353
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,208
-用心感觉
-电…

354
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:17,000
-来电
-电…

355
00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:21,625
-电…
-电…

356
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,000
怎么样？有没有被我电到？

357
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,000
没有

358
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:29,833
你看我…

359
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:31,583
有吗？

360
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:37,666
荷尔蒙

361
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:39,375
我的天啊

362
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:40,666
来

363
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:45,833
奶奶有没有？奶奶

364
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,208
-你看我这里
-在哪里？

365
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:48,375
这里

366
00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:51,916
没有啊

367
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,958
怎样啦？

368
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,041
你好

369
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,291
我叫Pinky

370
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:15,958
Pinky…三种口味

371
00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:17,875
-开车…吃Pinky
-开车…吃Pinky

372
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,541
-无聊吃Pinky
-无聊吃Pinky

373
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,958
Pinky

374
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,458
我叫…

375
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,291
我要叫你黑漆漆

376
00:28:33,916 --> 00:28:34,875
黑黑的

377
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:17,333
不玩了

378
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,666
看什么？笑什么？

379
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,083
-只会看衰别人
-真没品

380
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,916
已经一个礼拜

381
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,750
什么理由？什么借口？

382
00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,583
如果你真的觉得丢脸的话

383
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:27,875
那我们就分手好了

384
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,083
太慢了吧

385
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,500
糟了！

386
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,541
哪有人这样乱丢垃圾

387
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,708
你外国人 你不会丢垃圾

388
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:12,125
我到底是今天做了什么坏事？

389
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,416
你知道这是什么意思吗？

390
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,416
对不起

391
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,250
哇三小？

392
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,500
真的会亮耶

393
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,416
它真的会亮耶

394
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,958
好神奇喔

395
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:09,750
好冷

396
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:11,875
好冷

397
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,833
老四 你先走一步

398
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,291
兄弟们跟着就来

399
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,458
老子们当土匪几年了？

400
00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:23,541
23年

401
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,416
杀人过千

402
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,791
好一个杀过千人

403
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,625
那狗官围了老子们好几个月

404
00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:35,208
杀了兄弟几十人

405
00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:37,708
没冤枉…

406
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,791
喝结拜酒那天

407
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:44,750
我们有37人一起发誓

408
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:47,541
但求同年同月同日死

409
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:48,583
干完酒

410
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,625
老子们就冲出去

411
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,458
跟那些当官的同归于尽

412
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,041
一起上路

413
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:57,791
来生再杀

414
00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,958
-一起上路
-一起上路

415
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,208
-来生再杀
-一起上路

416
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:05,083
一起上路 来生再杀

417
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,916
-一起上路 来生再杀
-一起上路 来生再杀

418
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,291
弟弟 你妈妈呢？

419
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,250
你的手…

420
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,375
一起上路

421
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:05,333
老二

422
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:07,291
五百年了

423
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,166
光投胎

424
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:12,291
你就玩了13回

425
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,416
你忘了

426
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:17,750
我没忘

427
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:33,750
靠北 又三根

428
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,291
要拜拜 阿弥陀佛

429
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,791
-你很厉害
-我故意的啦

430
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,500
剩多少？拿出来输一输啦

431
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,375
让你拿去割包皮啦

432
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:50,083
是说喔

433
00:34:50,791 --> 00:34:52,625
哪有那么刚好的事情

434
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,791
她才刚帮你跟钱庄借完钱

435
00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:56,375
然后就死了

436
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,250
这么容易死的女朋友

437
00:34:58,333 --> 00:34:59,875
我也想交一个啦

438
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,625
她人都死了

439
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,083
我的这里都碎了好不好？

440
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:06,250
别装啦

441
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,500
最好啦

442
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,166
好啦 不要臭脸了啦

443
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,416
喝酒啦

444
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,416
说真的啦

445
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,708
像他这种烂人

446
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:32,791
死掉一定黑…

447
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,333
就消失啦

448
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,000
你到底管他干嘛？

449
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:40,500
杀人凶手、王八蛋、烂人、烂鸡鸡

450
00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:41,416
黑漆漆

451
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,208
我们去找一个得菜花、梅毒

452
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,500
外加艾滋病的臭破麻跟他在一起

453
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,583
好…

454
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,291
那你去绑他

455
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,708
绑老二

456
00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,333
其他交给我

457
00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:04,791
整个晚上脸都很臭

458
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,708
就那个张柏纬

459
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,708
-张柏纬
-欠一、两百就算了

460
00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:10,833
欠到三百

461
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:12,750
当我是凯子

462
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,083
真的在耍你耶 要处理

463
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:18,750
对喔

464
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:19,833
阿汤我跟你说

465
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,083
你就去庙里给那个庙公

466
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,375
安太岁一下 你就好了

467
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:23,833
好啦 消夜我请啦

468
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,208
车呢？

469
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,333
我怎么知道

470
00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:55,458
你在干嘛？

471
00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:00,333
是你朋友吗？

472
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,333
不是啊

473
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,041
你要干嘛？

474
00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:09,625
阿汤 你在干嘛？

475
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:11,333
不要啦

476
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,125
你不要动手

477
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,083
动手动脚

478
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,125
他在干我的车

479
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:16,958
借骑一下会死喔

480
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,583
阿汤 排气管烧起来了啦

481
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:25,833
快点拔出来啦

482
00:37:25,916 --> 00:37:26,791
-干嘛啦？
-快拔出来

483
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:27,958
黑漆漆

484
00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:29,791
谢谢

485
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:31,750
不客气

486
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,666
超级…

487
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,000
超级谢谢的啦

488
00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:37,375
不客气…

489
00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,875
出来了…

490
00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:51,916
-不是这个出来
-不是这个出来

491
00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:09,250
原来就是这里啊

492
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
我问过土地公了

493
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:16,125
开诚是这边最好的学校

494
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,000
我以前成绩一定超好

495
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,666
真的不像

496
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,208
有没有感觉？

497
00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:25,166
你感觉到了吗？我感觉到了

498
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:27,958
记忆跑马灯

499
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,000
有没有？

500
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,833
这台出租车你有搭过？

501
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,083
这你爸的车是不是？

502
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:34,041
进回忆

503
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,125
进回忆

504
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,416
进回忆

505
00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:39,166
这里 你从小吃到大的面

506
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,250
你天天在这里偷肥皂

507
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,500
这个老伯伯 他看你从小长大

508
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,666
她是你妈

509
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,583
你妈啦

510
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,583
其实我还蛮羡慕你的

511
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,416
什么都忘了

512
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:40,750
哪里好？

513
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,666
我活着的时候

514
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,375
每天都有不同的男人

515
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:48,083
抢着载我去飙车 陪我夜唱

516
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,000
可是大家都很假

517
00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,250
没一个人是真心的

518
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,833
你太早死了啦

519
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,041
不然的话 一定会遇到很多…

520
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,208
很多好事

521
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:01,041
或是很多好人

522
00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:02,916
也不一定啊

523
00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:06,791
其实我们也不用急着去投胎

524
00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:08,000
说不定…

525
00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:26,208
出来玩 一起出来玩

526
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,291
-整天没洗澡 臭死了
-出来玩 出来啊

527
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,458
吓死了

528
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:30,875
放开它

529
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,083
他是谁啊？

530
00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:36,291
-你知道吗？
-不知道

531
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,208
一

532
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:57,500
二

533
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,833
三

534
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:01,041
大爆屁

535
00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:04,208
插

536
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,541
大爆屁胜利

537
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,458
对不起…

538
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,166
对不起

539
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,000
对不起

540
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,208
阿鲁

541
00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,791
对不起

542
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:24,958
阿鲁

543
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:30,875
阿鲁

544
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:35,083
你到底跑到哪里去了？阿鲁

545
00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,291
知不知道我很担心你？

546
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:43,625
阿鲁

547
00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:45,625
各位同学

548
00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:50,125
让我们用最热烈的掌声欢迎新同学

549
00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:56,458
大家好 我叫洪菁晴

550
00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:58,291
以前念民生小学时

551
00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,208
大家都叫我小咪

552
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,125
我当过两次纪律委员

553
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,208
但我很讨厌登记同学

554
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,791
虽然我没有当过学艺股长…

555
00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,916
小咪

556
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,583
我好像

557
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,916
爱上你了

558
00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:27,666
求求你嫁给我

559
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,625
我要嫁给道明寺啦

560
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:39,333
我帮你打板擦儿 你就嫁给我

561
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:40,666
不要

562
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:42,875
我帮你洗拖把 你就嫁给我

563
00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:44,625
不要

564
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,541
我帮你倒垃圾 你就嫁给我

565
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,500
不要

566
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,916
我给你看 你就嫁给我

567
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,916
你根本就不会写

568
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,875
你假装我爸签名 你就嫁给我

569
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,375
为什么是我要帮你签

570
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,166
结果是我要嫁给你？

571
00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,250
不管你做什么

572
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,500
我都想娶你啊

573
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,208
不要

574
00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,375
家长签名 石伯伯

575
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:05,333
石孝纶

576
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,958
为什么你要常常乱讲话？

577
00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:08,708
我们这么小

578
00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:10,625
就算我现在说要嫁给你

579
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:13,250
以后还是有可能会喜欢别人

580
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,166
你说好 就算只有一秒

581
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,375
我也是全世界最开心的人

582
00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,375
一秒又不够

583
00:43:21,416 --> 00:43:22,541
一秒就够了

584
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:24,625
反正你现在不要再乱讲了

585
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,208
长大后再回答你

586
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,833
那怎样才算是我们已经长大？

587
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,416
等你开始知道

588
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,708
不管什么事

589
00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:35,458
都会变来变去的时候

590
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:40,791
有些事

591
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:42,833
一万年也不会变

592
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,166
妹妹你的饭团

593
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,125
-35元
-谢谢

594
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,041
谢谢

595
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:51,458
阿鲁

596
00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:53,791
怎么在这里？

597
00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:55,541
小咪

598
00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:02,875
命中注定

599
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,125
石孝纶

600
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,083
你成绩那么烂 转来开诚干嘛？

601
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,291
我体育班

602
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,791
拜托 我樱木花道

603
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:16,250
你不准跟着我

604
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,458
不准再讲奇怪的话

605
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,041
你看她

606
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:25,250
完全不敢跟我多说一句话就逃跑

607
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:26,875
为什么？

608
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,458
因为她害怕被我电到

609
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:33,208
石孝纶

610
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:36,375
我早就改嫁彭于晏了

611
00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:55,333
你怎么可以这样说走就走？

612
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,916
你怎么可以这样说走就走？

613
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,166
你不可以这么调皮 你知道吗？

614
00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:04,583
我失去你的话 我什么都没有

615
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,250
下次不要再这样乱跑了啦

616
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,041
好不好？

617
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:21,708
阿鲁 阿鲁你看我

618
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:27,916
球…

619
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:28,916
阿忠

620
00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:30,750
撞人

621
00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,958
-没品耶 没品
-撞人

622
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:38,875
阿鲁也说你没品啦

623
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:39,916
你屁股啦

624
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,416
-下雨
-下大雨了

625
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,083
东西拿一下

626
00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,750
阿鲁我们走 阿鲁

627
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:48,666
阿鲁走

628
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,083
下雨…

629
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,333
雨怎么这么大？

630
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:54,708
撞人啦

631
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,291
-给我这样撞下去 你看
-撞人啦

632
00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:58,791
撞人啦

633
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:20,500
破了一个洞啦 你干嘛？

634
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,458
千万不要嫁给他

635
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,750
-不要嫁给他
-不要答应他

636
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,375
-不要答应 他命不好
-不要嫁给他

637
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:39,583
-关你们什么事啊
-小心他等一下下雨路滑

638
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:40,916
不要答应他

639
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,125
你不要？

640
00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,625
阿鲁 你也觉得不要对不对？

641
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:56,750
有些事

642
00:46:57,791 --> 00:46:58,833
一万年也不会变

643
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,541
求求你嫁给我

644
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,125
石孝纶

645
00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,041
快跑 快点

646
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:21,166
-火来了 赶快走
-快走

647
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,708
石孝纶你不要被火烧到 你快跑

648
00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:26,250
阿纶 快跑啊

649
00:48:26,708 --> 00:48:29,541
石孝纶 你快跑

650
00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:30,500
快跑

651
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,333
找到就好

652
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,333
找到就好

653
00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:51,458
找到你就好

654
00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:54,083
来

655
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,708
回家囉

656
00:49:05,541 --> 00:49:06,625
回家去

657
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,166
走

658
00:49:45,875 --> 00:49:46,791
她以前

659
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,500
都在这里教我写功课

660
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:54,791
为什么这种故事里

661
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,666
女生的功课都比男生好？

662
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,166
你很卢耶

663
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,625
就跟你说这种题型一定要背公式

664
00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:04,958
考试的时候让你从头算算算

665
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:06,041
时间怎么够用

666
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:12,416
她高中毕业以后

667
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,958
考上台北的大学

668
00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,125
以后要当数学老师那种

669
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,166
然后

670
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,291
你们就在一起啦？

671
00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:33,083
所以

672
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,583
你如果真的要选那门营销课的话

673
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:36,875
你一定要下定决心

674
00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:38,833
绝对不能迟到

675
00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:40,541
迟到会被盯上

676
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:45,041
那堂课的参考书 你可以先不要买

677
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,541
我的可以留给你

678
00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:47,583
真的啊？

679
00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:50,208
那代表说里面都有你的笔记

680
00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,833
然后到时候 我就可以看你划的重点

681
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:54,500
对吧？

682
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:57,041
我写得还算整齐 应该…

683
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:00,541
石孝纶 你干嘛？

684
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:01,916
超大超好吃耶

685
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,625
营养有点不均衡

686
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:05,583
对…

687
00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:06,833
我们不要吃这个烂东西

688
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,875
他是不是在不爽

689
00:51:10,708 --> 00:51:11,833
他敢

690
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:19,083
算我的 我请客

691
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:20,708
算是谢谢你

692
00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,458
谢谢我？

693
00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:23,958
谢谢你帮我养未来老婆

694
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,875
“挖咖摸斗 阿哩嘎豆”

695
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:29,416
石孝纶 你再乱讲话

696
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:30,791
你要嫁给他？

697
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,750
我没有

698
00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,375
那你要娶她吗？

699
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:34,500
还早吧

700
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:35,500
你看

701
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:37,125
你没有要娶她 但我有

702
00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:39,375
我从小学五年级就天天拜托她嫁给我

703
00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:40,833
石孝纶 你再乱讲话 我要走了

704
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:41,916
好啦…

705
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,166
你不要走

706
00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:44,750
你走了

707
00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,500
我不知道要跟他聊什么 很尴尬

708
00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:48,875
白痴 我当然是带他一起走

709
00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:50,708
好嘛…

710
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:51,875
那你们等一下要去哪里？

711
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:55,625
我…

712
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,875
我听说附近的汽车旅馆

713
00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,166
都死过人

714
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,541
因为去过的都说

715
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,250
会被推屁股

716
00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:05,500
推屁股

717
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,208
推

718
00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:10,166
石孝纶

719
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,875
石孝纶 你不要再给我丢脸好不好？

720
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,916
-你真的很幼稚
-推…

721
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,083
石孝纶

722
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:32,958
阿鲁今天精神好像还不错

723
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:35,541
好像是耶

724
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:37,666
阿鲁 来

725
00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:47,333
爸 你浴室灯又不关

726
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,458
你在干嘛？

727
00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:10,458
就跟你说不要来

728
00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:11,875
硬要来 真倒霉

729
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,166
你知道怎么看到鬼吗？

730
00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,708
我一点都不想知道

731
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,208
鬼啊…

732
00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:21,791
我说我不想知道

733
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:24,916
就是你越想要看到他的时候

734
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,041
他越不会出现

735
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,083
但当你不经意的时候…

736
00:53:35,791 --> 00:53:37,250
你干嘛？神经病啊

737
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:38,250
去死啦你

738
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:40,750
你去死…

739
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,375
怎么这么无聊、幼稚？

740
00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:59,000
我啦…

741
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,333
我们在一起吧

742
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,000
不要啦

743
00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,541
我们认识那么久 这样子很怪

744
00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:12,291
前几天我爸说

745
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,250
像我那么难搞

746
00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:16,500
以后一定很难嫁出去

747
00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:30,875
30岁的时候

748
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,416
你没有人要

749
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:36,833
你就嫁给我

750
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:40,791
不要

751
00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:44,958
那31岁

752
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:47,041
你没人要

753
00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:50,500
就让我娶你

754
00:54:52,458 --> 00:54:53,333
不要

755
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:54,416
32岁呢？

756
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,125
不要

757
00:54:59,041 --> 00:54:59,958
33岁

758
00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:00,916
不要

759
00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:02,041
34

760
00:55:03,291 --> 00:55:04,125
不要

761
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,041
35呢？

762
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,000
不要

763
00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:13,833
你60岁的时候没人要

764
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,458
我们就结婚嘛

765
00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:16,375
不要

766
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,583
那一百呢？一百岁的时候没人要

767
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:19,958
你就嫁给我啊

768
00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:21,916
一百岁的时候 我很老耶

769
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,625
我也很老啊

770
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:26,208
我怎么可能一百岁都还嫁不出去啦

771
00:55:26,291 --> 00:55:27,708
因为我还没娶你嘛

772
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,166
大半夜吵什么吵啊？

773
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,041
大家都不用睡觉是不是啊？

774
00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:36,375
开房间啊

775
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,916
-开房间啊
-开房间

776
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,291
-开房间
-开房间

777
00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:43,291
石孝纶你…

778
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:48,958
你是…

779
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:50,916
打架很强啊？

780
00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,083
你被打就算了

781
00:55:54,166 --> 00:55:55,583
如果阿鲁也被打怎么办？

782
00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,166
干嘛？不要乱动

783
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:00,541
鼻血一直流啦

784
00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:05,541
我真的要被你气死

785
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,166
你在干嘛啦？

786
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:09,250
不要那么幼稚好不好？

787
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,583
你又不是三岁

788
00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:26,291
在一起？

789
00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:32,375
好啊

790
00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:33,958
好啊

791
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,125
好啊

792
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,708
要不要我请客？

793
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,541
好啊

794
00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:02,333
我说好啊

795
00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:06,125
走啊

796
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:11,750
不要就算了啦

797
00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:13,708
不要这样啦

798
00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,583
人太多啦

799
00:58:18,083 --> 00:58:19,166
等一下

800
00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:20,875
你手很脏

801
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,625
你在干嘛？

802
00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,541
今天这么早就关了？

803
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:33,458
我爸去拜我妈啦

804
00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:35,666
你那个拆掉囉？

805
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:40,250
好了啦

806
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,416
单挑…

807
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,375
-有没有种？
-你有没有种？

808
00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:44,083
-当然有啊
-要不要单挑？

809
00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:45,291
我怕你们啊

810
00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:46,250
再约…

811
00:58:46,333 --> 00:58:47,250
-记得喔
-有种单挑

812
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,083
-下次啦…
-再约喔

813
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:51,208
拜拜

814
00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:52,250
没在怕你

815
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,500
-我也没在怕你啦 拜拜
-拜拜

816
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,500
对不起啦

817
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:13,291
我要是知道我会突然死掉

818
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,250
我就不会追你啦

819
00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:17,833
至少

820
00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:20,041
不会追你那么久

821
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,750
你好不容易才喜欢上我

822
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:25,500
你知道我现在在干嘛吗？

823
00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,291
我当月老

824
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:29,291
不管是一男一女

825
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:30,458
还是两男两女

826
00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:32,208
甚至是排气管

827
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,250
我只要绑上红线

828
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:35,416
他们就会谈恋爱

829
00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:37,250
很神奇吧？

830
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,375
他们讲好久

831
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:44,208
你进去看一下
他们到底在说什么好不好？

832
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,625
是有什么东西可以聊那么久？

833
00:59:49,541 --> 00:59:50,791
不是啊 但我是讲认真的

834
00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:51,916
你不觉得…

835
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
好 对…

836
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:55,916
但你不觉得其实
我真的也长得不差吗？

837
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,125
为什么他就不会看看我啊？

838
00:59:58,208 --> 00:59:59,666
原来我追你追那么辛苦

839
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,083
就是没有月老帮我们绑红线

840
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:06,291
那些月老到底在做什么？

841
01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:15,041
阿鲁

842
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,541
阿鲁进来

843
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,375
整形医师啦

844
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,208
-第一擅长隆乳
-第二擅长隆鼻

845
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,291
-丰唇
-垫下巴

846
01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:33,500
-肉毒
-玻尿酸

847
01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:35,083
-电波拉皮
-还有磨腮

848
01:00:35,166 --> 01:00:36,041
打折

849
01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:37,000
不…

850
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:38,541
-根本不用钱
-根本不用钱

851
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:41,958
SBL黑人洋将 臂长两公尺二

852
01:00:42,041 --> 01:00:43,458
有关体能的运动

853
01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:45,083
都已经达到人生的顶峰

854
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:48,000
绝对超屌

855
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,583
永和中正路40年的早餐店

856
01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:54,500
芝麻烧饼配一杯温醇的豆浆

857
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,708
没对手啦

858
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:57,833
包场过《十二夜》

859
01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:00,791
彭于晏

860
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:07,916
你要不要选选看？

861
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,291
感觉都还不错

862
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:16,041
小咪

863
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,291
跟谁

864
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,583
在一起…

865
01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,833
好呢？

866
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:26,083
快点告诉我啦

867
01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:29,041
好不好？

868
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,625
好 选他就对了 我跟你说

869
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,791
-这40年的
-等一下 不要 等等…

870
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:33,708
饿不死啦

871
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:35,041
确定早餐店好吃耶？

872
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,916
我生前吃到现在
你没看到我还在拿吗？

873
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,125
我跟你说 你就是要…

874
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:39,041
等等 不…

875
01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:39,958
怕冷吗？

876
01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:41,416
绝对不能怕冷

877
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:43,708
小咪想看极光 所以绝对不能怕冷

878
01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:44,750
你在操心什么？

879
01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:46,500
爱情不是这样开玩笑的啦

880
01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:47,500
黑漆漆

881
01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:52,208
我跟你说 你就让我…

882
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:08,375
我死了50年 没看过这种事

883
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,791
会不会那个芝麻烧饼突然死掉？

884
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,083
红线一旦绑上去 姻缘爆发

885
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,916
爱情没有开花结果之前

886
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,083
想死也死不掉

887
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:17,916
这是月老第二定律

888
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:18,833
对了

889
01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:20,541
我不知道他是不是同志

890
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:22,166
糟糕

891
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:24,708
好男人百分之九十都是同志

892
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:26,208
月老第一定律

893
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:28,250
爱情来了什么都挡不住

894
01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:30,250
试试我这个尺寸

895
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,791
-彭于晏
-彭于晏

896
01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:40,666
烧起来了…

897
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,708
-怎么办？
-干嘛？

898
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:43,041
这下怎么办？

899
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,291
等等…

900
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:56,958
人权律师 吕秋远

901
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:03,583
NBA有史以来最长的脚

902
01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:07,916
红线绑不上 一绑就烧

903
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,375
太扯了 是不是尼姑病？

904
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:10,541
三百条

905
01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,208
变魔术的 天天逗小咪

906
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,333
五月天阿信

907
01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:27,208
3500条

908
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:30,166
我个人就贡献了有11条

909
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:31,916
我33条

910
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,125
我跟你说

911
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,458
大家都非常地想念你

912
01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:39,708
每一个人都开始在比赛说谁比较想你

913
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:41,666
但跟你说一个秘密

914
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,083
最…

915
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,750
最想你的人

916
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,333
那一定还是我

917
01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:51,666
他们打算一口气

918
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:52,791
绑一百条

919
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,625
-一百条
-一百条

920
01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:08,500
谢谢 谢谢大家

921
01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,791
下次早点来

922
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,083
谢谢…

923
01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:28,250
你有看过吗？八千条

924
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,166
八千条 天啊

925
01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:33,833
真的是不敢相信

926
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:37,500
通缉令 鬼头成

927
01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:51,291
中了

928
01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:01,208
五百年

929
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,000
这辈子

930
01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:08,125
还是一个废物

931
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
这样看着我干嘛？

932
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,791
我杀你

933
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:47,166
是因果

934
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,333
是报应

935
01:05:58,791 --> 01:05:59,875
毒

936
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,791
是哪个？

937
01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:10,250
是哪个？

938
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,166
官老爷

939
01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:14,333
只要你一个人的人头

940
01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:16,458
就可以换兄弟们活命

941
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,708
是你…

942
01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:31,833
对不起

943
01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:32,791
老大

944
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:34,333
别怪兄弟

945
01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:35,708
老大好走

946
01:06:36,083 --> 01:06:37,625
多谢老大成全

947
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,791
所以是不是很奇怪？很夸张啊

948
01:07:06,375 --> 01:07:07,500
那个女孩子

949
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:09,458
不管绑多少条红线

950
01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,208
马上就烧掉

951
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:12,208
现在那个小孩子

952
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:14,333
都已经把它当成比赛在玩了

953
01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:18,166
老大

954
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,250
这件事情有点蹊跷

955
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,208
好啦

956
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:29,291
我冒着生命危险 我打听到了啦

957
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,833
有个月老 他莫名其妙

958
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,708
就把红线绑在那个…

959
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,166
讨厌的排气管上面

960
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,083
那个排气管还在那边…

961
01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:53,958
老大

962
01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:56,166
鬼头成

963
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:00,875
是怎样？不能听喔？

964
01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:02,791
鬼头成我比你还熟啦

965
01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,958
第二个被杀的冤亲债主

966
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:11,708
是个女的

967
01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:16,083
魂魄都碎了

968
01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:19,875
怨气这么重喔？

969
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,750
请问可以给我靠窗户的位置吗？

970
01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:34,291
窗户？窗户吗？

971
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:35,333
是的…

972
01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:38,666
请问洗手间在哪里？

973
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:39,750
房间

974
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,083
-房间
-在那边？

975
01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:43,208
-一定是什么房间
-好的…

976
01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:44,166
你有病

977
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,250
抱歉

978
01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:46,791
我比较喜欢这个

979
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,708
-祝你有个愉快的一天
-这个我一定知道

980
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:49,625
开心什么？

981
01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:50,875
什么生日？

982
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:53,583
-开心？什么开心的日子啦
-祝你有美好的一天

983
01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:55,250
干嘛…

984
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,750
干嘛…

985
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,791
怎么了…

986
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:06,500
各位

987
01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,333
你拿这条

988
01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:19,958
另一边绑谁啊？

989
01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:21,291
先把她治好再说

990
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,125
好粗喔

991
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,083
哪里找来的啊？

992
01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:33,083
那不是月老房那条吗？

993
01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,250
你干嘛？

994
01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:37,750
你不是想要小咪幸福吗？我帮你

995
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,500
真的假的？不可能吧？

996
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,916
哪来的红线？

997
01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:45,708
织女红线

998
01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:47,375
这个是织女红线

999
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,125
就是这条

1000
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:51,083
够了吧？

1001
01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:53,375
你在开玩笑吧？

1002
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,375
差不多囉

1003
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:01,916
够了

1004
01:11:42,916 --> 01:11:44,125
她最近常常这样子

1005
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:46,166
魂不守舍

1006
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,541
要不要帮忙介绍？

1007
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,125
顺其自然啦

1008
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:52,875
介绍收惊的啦

1009
01:11:52,958 --> 01:11:53,791
退

1010
01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:55,708
张开嘴吐气

1011
01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,333
吐气

1012
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,125
你不是带天命的

1013
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:05,583
看到也不能说

1014
01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:07,375
绝对不能说

1015
01:12:21,958 --> 01:12:23,083
阿鲁

1016
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:45,666
阿鲁

1017
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,208
找到就好

1018
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,041
找到你就好

1019
01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,791
回家囉

1020
01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:10,166
走

1021
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,791
旁边那女生是谁啦？

1022
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:45,916
对不起啦

1023
01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:48,750
我要是知道我会突然死掉

1024
01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:50,208
我就不追你啦

1025
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:52,500
怕冷吗？

1026
01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:53,625
绝对不能怕冷

1027
01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:56,041
小咪想看极光 所以绝对不能怕冷

1028
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,875
现在就有冷气 也有暖气

1029
01:13:57,958 --> 01:14:00,083
-你在操心什么？
-爱情不是这样开玩笑的啦

1030
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:05,625
谢谢大家

1031
01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:06,916
下次早点来

1032
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,250
谢谢…

1033
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,833
谢谢…

1034
01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:16,333
下次请早…

1035
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:17,583
多一点人啊

1036
01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:21,458
为什么一定要我跟别人在一起？

1037
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:48,875
你一直…

1038
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,750
都看得到我？

1039
01:14:53,916 --> 01:14:55,333
我一直都看得到你

1040
01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,583
听得到你

1041
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,666
为什么我还要跟别人在一起？

1042
01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,583
我好想跟你说话

1043
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,250
抱你

1044
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:11,958
亲你

1045
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:17,000
但是我好怕阴阳眼被收走

1046
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,750
我就再也看不到你

1047
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,125
干

1048
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:33,166
干

1049
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,125
干

1050
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:35,083
干…

1051
01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,333
阿鲁

1052
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,166
阿鲁它生病了

1053
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:57,250
我知道

1054
01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,916
我什么都知道

1055
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,000
我们永远不要分开好不好？

1056
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:07,875
我们永远都不要分开了

1057
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:33,833
对了 我跟你说

1058
01:16:33,916 --> 01:16:35,250
真的有牛头马面

1059
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:36,500
而且牛头

1060
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:38,166
是个女生

1061
01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:40,250
-超帅的 你想不到吧？
-女生？

1062
01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:43,125
…给他抓到

1063
01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:48,208
-你干嘛吓人啦？
-超帅的

1064
01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:49,875
厉害吧？女生耶

1065
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:53,041
那马面呢？马面是不是长得脸很长

1066
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,791
然后长得跟马一模一样？

1067
01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:58,083
对了 平常我在那边烧给你那些…

1068
01:16:58,416 --> 01:16:59,958
车子啊 然后…

1069
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:02,375
真的啦 他们那天真的很难过

1070
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,458
真的假的啦？

1071
01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:04,583
真的啦

1072
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,250
你猜那天 谁哭得最惨？

1073
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,875
-阿福
-错

1074
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,541
-屁
-想不到吧？

1075
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:14,791
-屁啦
-真的啦

1076
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,125
阿基耶？

1077
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:21,750
好啦

1078
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,958
你们死后下来 我照顾你们

1079
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,416
但别太早死啊

1080
01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:27,833
再照顾小咪几年

1081
01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:29,958
什么过几年 人家活很久好不好？

1082
01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:31,500
不要乱诅咒人家

1083
01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:39,041
石孝纶

1084
01:17:39,541 --> 01:17:41,041
你走开啦

1085
01:17:41,666 --> 01:17:42,791
烦耶

1086
01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:44,541
石孝纶

1087
01:17:45,041 --> 01:17:46,291
上太久会得痔疮

1088
01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:49,083
怎么那么恶心啊？你干嘛？

1089
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,208
走路怎么没声音啊？

1090
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,250
你是鬼喔？

1091
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,875
冰箱会坏掉

1092
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,000
石孝纶

1093
01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:06,375
石孝纶

1094
01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,125
真的坏掉了

1095
01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:18,916
不要

1096
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,083
你家人有没有烧东西给你？

1097
01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:30,875
干你屁事

1098
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,666
你干嘛不讲话？

1099
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:37,625
你要天天这样人鬼恋到什么时候？

1100
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:41,125
你死了以后 小咪是应该要天天想你

1101
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:43,708
然后跟一个男的 重点是活的

1102
01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:46,166
谈恋爱 结婚生子

1103
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,416
日子一天天过下去

1104
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:50,375
你又不是没看到

1105
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,416
红线根本绑不上去

1106
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,041
一万条耶

1107
01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:55,416
还不是烧光光

1108
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,625
那是因为你一直在她旁边走来走去

1109
01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:10,750
我知道你在想什么

1110
01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:13,000
我在想什么？

1111
01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,416
你怕小咪死掉以后

1112
01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:17,625
我会改跟她搭档

1113
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:20,500
对

1114
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,625
我知道小咪死掉以后

1115
01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:23,583
你就会去跟她搭档

1116
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,041
然后你就会叫我去投胎

1117
01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:26,708
我可以 我没问题

1118
01:19:26,791 --> 01:19:28,291
我都很好啊

1119
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,416
但她问题是她就是还没死

1120
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,708
你就是我的嘛

1121
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:42,458
我的搭挡啦

1122
01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:58,166
渣男

1123
01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:09,250
最近都没有看到你的搭档

1124
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:12,583
她在闹脾气

1125
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:15,791
你真的看不出来啊？

1126
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:20,708
你真的看不出来她很喜欢你吗？

1127
01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,291
我就…

1128
01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:23,500
就人见人爱啊

1129
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,416
不是那种喜欢啦

1130
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,375
小咪

1131
01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:30,166
嗨

1132
01:20:30,916 --> 01:20:31,958
阿鲁还好吗？

1133
01:20:32,750 --> 01:20:34,041
好多了 谢谢

1134
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:36,416
上个礼拜小学同学会

1135
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,541
-大家都在问你
-好久不见

1136
01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:39,625
我那天有事

1137
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:51,875
你知道吗 在1907年

1138
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:54,958
美国麻省有一个医学博士
叫麦克道格

1139
01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:56,833
他用了六个快死掉的病人

1140
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,250
-做了一个实验
-你趁我死了

1141
01:20:59,041 --> 01:21:00,708
-人在死掉的时候
-在这里放电

1142
01:21:00,791 --> 01:21:01,958
体重会瞬间掉…

1143
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:02,958
你不要吵啦

1144
01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:04,583
我爱跟谁放电就跟谁放电

1145
01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:11,833
体重会瞬间掉10到21克

1146
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,833
我想说的是

1147
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,125
闪电打下来都过了这么久

1148
01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:17,583
你真的不要太伤心

1149
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:19,166
虽然阿纶他死了

1150
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,208
但至少还有21克

1151
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:23,458
他应该 不…

1152
01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:25,541
一定在西方极乐念经了啦

1153
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,833
你不要吵啦 人家讲那么认真

1154
01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:37,166
我小时候

1155
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:38,958
也有一个幻想的朋友

1156
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:42,000
不过我考上大学就戒掉

1157
01:21:42,458 --> 01:21:43,458
是喔

1158
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,916
会不会戒得太晚啦？

1159
01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:50,625
主要是他数学很强

1160
01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:52,375
我不会都会问他

1161
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:56,708
我开玩笑的啦

1162
01:21:58,833 --> 01:21:59,916
我数学很好

1163
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,458
我都自己写的

1164
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:09,791
妹妹

1165
01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:13,000
你最近有没有听到一些可疑的事情？

1166
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:17,458
有一条红线
一直绑不上去的那个女孩子

1167
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:18,583
后来怎么了？

1168
01:22:19,125 --> 01:22:20,500
不要这么八卦

1169
01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:21,666
我们真的很赶

1170
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:23,166
赶什么啊？

1171
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:24,291
赶去投胎吗？

1172
01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:36,208
灯塔水母比龙虾还要厉害

1173
01:22:36,291 --> 01:22:38,583
它的细胞可以无限地新陈代谢

1174
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,041
基本上它是不会死掉的

1175
01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:43,291
但是如果有遇到海龟的话

1176
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,333
它就会…

1177
01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:50,541
你朋友？

1178
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,958
你朋友？

1179
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,333
不认识

1180
01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:15,958
多谢老大成全

1181
01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:43,875
人生不如意

1182
01:23:45,041 --> 01:23:46,583
十常八九

1183
01:23:58,416 --> 01:23:59,250
阿纶

1184
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,291
大哥 你哪位啊？

1185
01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:05,458
五百年前 你砍下我的头

1186
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:08,458
想起来 给我想起来

1187
01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,375
先生…

1188
01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:19,708
快跑

1189
01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:23,500
小咪快走

1190
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:24,416
快点

1191
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:26,541
小咪

1192
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,958
你干嘛不走？

1193
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:32,791
快走

1194
01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:36,750
快走啊

1195
01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:46,375
石孝纶

1196
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:47,750
小咪

1197
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,666
小咪

1198
01:25:08,291 --> 01:25:09,666
小咪快走

1199
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,833
快走 快

1200
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,000
大哥 冷静

1201
01:25:32,791 --> 01:25:34,750
阴阳有界

1202
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:38,291
阴阳有界

1203
01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,500
月老石孝纶

1204
01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:42,708
给我滚过来

1205
01:25:51,666 --> 01:25:52,750
报告长官

1206
01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:54,083
这里有鬼

1207
01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:58,333
学长

1208
01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:01,500
老大明明给你这么好的机会

1209
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:05,208
到底在执迷不悟什么？

1210
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,666
我当了牛头五百年

1211
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:14,583
亲眼看着那些王八蛋

1212
01:26:14,666 --> 01:26:16,708
在我的面前

1213
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,875
投胎又投胎

1214
01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:22,458
我决定回来报仇的时候

1215
01:26:22,833 --> 01:26:24,333
他们什么都忘了

1216
01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:30,625
只有我

1217
01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:32,875
忘不掉

1218
01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:35,375
跟我回去

1219
01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:40,291
我不想一直再玩那套

1220
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,541
放下放下的游戏

1221
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:02,166
真好 楼下正在拜地基主

1222
01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:27,166
那个月老石孝纶跟他的搭档黄文姿

1223
01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:28,708
在人间滥用红线

1224
01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:31,791
伤害生者某某汤 阴茎一案

1225
01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:34,208
生者洪菁晴未经许可使用阴阳眼一案

1226
01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:36,875
月老黄文姿乱七八糟
盗用织女原始红线

1227
01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:38,583
都什么年代还有人觉得阴阳眼

1228
01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:40,250
是一种禁忌 是种违规

1229
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:42,791
但不是 它其实是一种疾病

1230
01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:45,250
那她既然有了疾病
我们就要想办法治疗她

1231
01:27:45,333 --> 01:27:48,458
人鬼恋没有什么大不了的 重点是

1232
01:27:48,541 --> 01:27:49,958
-爱情的本质
-石孝纶与生者洪菁晴

1233
01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:52,250
逾越人鬼界线 真是烂透了

1234
01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:53,708
烂透了

1235
01:27:54,083 --> 01:27:55,666
判 褫夺神职

1236
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,541
喵三小啦？

1237
01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:32,916
Pinky

1238
01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:34,708
对不起啦

1239
01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,500
我跟小咪谈恋爱

1240
01:28:37,791 --> 01:28:38,916
把你连累进来

1241
01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:45,958
我好像

1242
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:48,916
有点太凶

1243
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:52,000
对不起啦

1244
01:28:52,458 --> 01:28:53,750
倒霉死了

1245
01:29:04,666 --> 01:29:05,916
我就真的很讨厌

1246
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:08,791
什么很 是超讨厌

1247
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,083
我明明就那么可爱

1248
01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:13,500
活着的时候都已经够衰了

1249
01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:16,208
死了以后还要那么倒霉喜欢你

1250
01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:25,208
好啦

1251
01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:27,083
其实我觉得我…

1252
01:29:27,166 --> 01:29:28,250
不用

1253
01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:31,208
不用什么？

1254
01:29:31,291 --> 01:29:32,333
就不用啊

1255
01:29:35,166 --> 01:29:37,125
不用是怎样啦？

1256
01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:39,916
是我去跟他们说你们在搞人鬼恋的

1257
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,083
可是我昨天

1258
01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,500
真的太生气…

1259
01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,083
太伤心 太伤心了

1260
01:29:46,083 --> 01:29:48,333
对不起…

1261
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,041
我就说不用啊

1262
01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:55,916
要不是你偷偷打我的小报告

1263
01:29:56,541 --> 01:29:57,833
牛头马面刚好来抓我

1264
01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,750
小咪可能真的就…

1265
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,500
就被那个烂鬼干掉

1266
01:30:01,791 --> 01:30:02,875
你根本打小报告达人

1267
01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:04,041
谢谢…

1268
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:15,375
不客气…

1269
01:30:41,666 --> 01:30:43,458
像我这种恶人

1270
01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,291
也可以担任这份重任吗？

1271
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,750
像我这个恶人

1272
01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:55,500
可以吗？

1273
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:04,875
为您插播一则社会新闻

1274
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:06,833
昨天发生的凶杀案

1275
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,416
警方证实凶嫌
是在一个多月前于胜利水果行

1276
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:12,791
犯下鱼贩王氏杀人案的疑凶

1277
01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:15,416
两案有相当多的疑点尚待厘清

1278
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,458
而凶嫌确切的死亡原因

1279
01:31:17,541 --> 01:31:18,875
经法医解剖后

1280
01:31:18,958 --> 01:31:20,916
也将在明天中午出炉

1281
01:31:21,291 --> 01:31:24,000
接下来为您持续关心国际焦点…

1282
01:31:30,166 --> 01:31:31,541
石孝纶…

1283
01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:36,083
你不是很喜欢闹我吗？

1284
01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:08,416
跟我告白

1285
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:12,041
你跟我告白

1286
01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:13,291
我再拒绝你

1287
01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:15,083
这样我就不跟你计较

1288
01:32:17,291 --> 01:32:18,458
干嘛那么麻烦？

1289
01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:21,291
我当没听到就好了嘛

1290
01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:23,208
这样很贱

1291
01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:36,750
阿鲁

1292
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:38,333
阿鲁

1293
01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:40,833
阿鲁

1294
01:32:41,875 --> 01:32:43,458
你是不是要下班了？

1295
01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:45,416
不等哥哥来

1296
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,333
哥哥还没跟你说再见耶

1297
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:54,208
谢谢你一直陪着我

1298
01:32:55,625 --> 01:32:56,708
陪着我们

1299
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:02,416
我过的每一天都好开心…

1300
01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:05,541
不要害怕喔

1301
01:33:06,083 --> 01:33:08,958
哥哥说下面的世界很多很好玩的东西

1302
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,833
你一定会玩得很开心的

1303
01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:14,625
一到那边就先去找哥哥

1304
01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:16,666
哥哥一定会好好照顾你

1305
01:33:18,708 --> 01:33:20,916
姐姐我一定会好好的照顾自己

1306
01:33:21,583 --> 01:33:22,916
不要让你担心

1307
01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:25,083
没事的…

1308
01:34:52,583 --> 01:34:53,750
我晓得

1309
01:34:54,416 --> 01:34:56,208
是你起的头

1310
01:35:36,916 --> 01:35:37,875
黑漆漆

1311
01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:41,041
黑漆漆 你等我一下啦

1312
01:35:48,291 --> 01:35:51,291
我一直当你是我亲妹妹

1313
01:35:53,416 --> 01:35:54,958
你要我的头

1314
01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:57,208
跟我说一下就够了

1315
01:36:00,916 --> 01:36:02,208
你忘了？

1316
01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:07,583
你当然什么都忘了

1317
01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:13,291
你在我面前喝过十几次孟婆汤

1318
01:36:17,583 --> 01:36:20,625
你忘得很痛快

1319
01:37:10,541 --> 01:37:12,000
阿鲁 阿鲁你怎么会死掉？

1320
01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:13,375
你怎么会死掉？小咪知道吗？

1321
01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:14,458
小咪知道你死掉吗？

1322
01:37:14,541 --> 01:37:15,958
你怎么会过来找我？

1323
01:37:16,041 --> 01:37:17,250
这么多洞你也找得到我

1324
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:18,291
你怎么那么强？

1325
01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:20,041
太强 死掉还这么强？

1326
01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:20,958
你怎么找得到我的？

1327
01:37:21,041 --> 01:37:21,875
你还记得我吗？

1328
01:37:21,958 --> 01:37:22,875
阿鲁 我是那个…

1329
01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:24,250
漂亮姐姐啊

1330
01:37:32,625 --> 01:37:33,958
小咪有危险

1331
01:38:01,791 --> 01:38:02,916
碟仙…

1332
01:38:03,083 --> 01:38:05,416
请问你是怎么死的？

1333
01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:06,958
这个不能问

1334
01:38:07,458 --> 01:38:09,958
-被雷打死
-被雷打死

1335
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:11,416
干脆

1336
01:39:11,875 --> 01:39:13,708
还我一颗头

1337
01:39:20,291 --> 01:39:22,625
忽风又忽雨

1338
01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,291
这种怨气啊

1339
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,083
不太妙喔

1340
01:39:28,708 --> 01:39:31,416
妙…

1341
01:39:31,958 --> 01:39:33,875
执迷不悟

1342
01:39:37,666 --> 01:39:41,166
你多久没有看过自己的表情？

1343
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:43,541
我被落井后

1344
01:39:43,625 --> 01:39:45,916
换你当了牛头多久？

1345
01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:48,625
你杀了多少鬼？

1346
01:39:50,208 --> 01:39:51,333
一千？

1347
01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:52,666
一万？

1348
01:39:52,750 --> 01:39:56,541
在阴间可有一个鬼正眼看过你？

1349
01:39:58,416 --> 01:40:00,625
我当了牛头五百年

1350
01:40:01,958 --> 01:40:04,000
等你受够了那种眼神

1351
01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:06,166
你也会和我一样

1352
01:40:07,166 --> 01:40:08,750
不要被影响

1353
01:40:19,333 --> 01:40:21,291
阴阳有界

1354
01:40:27,625 --> 01:40:30,375
来来去去还是这招

1355
01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,625
在这里打不行吗？

1356
01:40:32,708 --> 01:40:33,583
小咪

1357
01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:55,000
你到底跑去哪里？

1358
01:40:58,166 --> 01:40:59,416
阿鲁它…

1359
01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:01,791
我知道

1360
01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:04,041
我都知道

1361
01:41:04,916 --> 01:41:06,041
阿鲁来找我

1362
01:41:06,125 --> 01:41:07,833
它叫我一定要来救你

1363
01:41:08,416 --> 01:41:09,500
黑漆漆

1364
01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:11,458
月老第二定律

1365
01:41:12,708 --> 01:41:14,208
缘分力量会保护你

1366
01:41:17,375 --> 01:41:19,166
不要怕 缘分力量会保护你

1367
01:41:25,416 --> 01:41:26,833
对不起

1368
01:41:27,708 --> 01:41:29,250
我们没有念珠

1369
01:41:34,333 --> 01:41:35,916
我死了

1370
01:41:37,500 --> 01:41:39,625
我们不就可以在一起了吗？

1371
01:41:43,166 --> 01:41:44,541
死了我们就在一起

1372
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,916
我们可以一起当月老

1373
01:42:12,791 --> 01:42:14,166
忏悔

1374
01:42:14,291 --> 01:42:15,333
放下

1375
01:42:15,416 --> 01:42:16,750
轮回

1376
01:42:16,833 --> 01:42:19,916
通通都是阎罗王拿来骗鬼的

1377
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:24,625
对不起

1378
01:42:26,958 --> 01:42:28,625
对不起

1379
01:42:31,083 --> 01:42:33,833
彼岸就在眼前

1380
01:42:37,041 --> 01:42:39,291
没有彼岸

1381
01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:09,541
五百年

1382
01:43:10,333 --> 01:43:12,625
彼岸明明就在那里

1383
01:43:12,708 --> 01:43:15,791
却总是看得到 到不了

1384
01:43:16,791 --> 01:43:21,833
人间、阴间 都找不到平静

1385
01:43:21,916 --> 01:43:23,250
轮回

1386
01:43:23,625 --> 01:43:25,666
只是不断受苦

1387
01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:29,333
根本就没有彼岸

1388
01:43:29,416 --> 01:43:31,958
没有彼岸

1389
01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:43,583
不能让他在人间入魔

1390
01:43:53,875 --> 01:43:55,416
对不起

1391
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:57,000
没机会投胎啦

1392
01:43:57,083 --> 01:43:58,375
投胎？

1393
01:43:58,458 --> 01:43:59,791
想都没想过

1394
01:44:35,916 --> 01:44:37,125
为什么？

1395
01:44:37,708 --> 01:44:39,375
为什么？

1396
01:44:40,541 --> 01:44:43,875
为什么…

1397
01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:27,333
我当过仙人掌、鱼

1398
01:45:27,416 --> 01:45:28,708
还有蝉？

1399
01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:50,208
谢谢…

1400
01:45:50,291 --> 01:45:52,458
那七天 我很快乐

1401
01:45:53,291 --> 01:45:54,833
谢谢…

1402
01:45:54,916 --> 01:45:56,916
那七天 我很快乐

1403
01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:57,875
谢谢

1404
01:45:57,958 --> 01:45:59,750
那七天 我很快乐

1405
01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:43,083
同行啊

1406
01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:45,250
对不起

1407
01:46:45,791 --> 01:46:48,833
这个知了在土里窝了十几年

1408
01:46:48,916 --> 01:46:51,125
只剩短短的七天

1409
01:46:51,708 --> 01:46:53,458
看在我的面子上

1410
01:46:54,333 --> 01:46:55,875
你们去抢别人

1411
01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:19,750
今天不杀了

1412
01:47:22,916 --> 01:47:23,916
喝酒

1413
01:47:27,125 --> 01:47:28,666
谢谢…

1414
01:47:28,750 --> 01:47:30,416
那七天 我很快乐

1415
01:47:30,500 --> 01:47:33,125
谢谢…

1416
01:47:33,208 --> 01:47:35,125
那七天 我很快乐

1417
01:47:35,208 --> 01:47:36,083
谢谢

1418
01:47:36,166 --> 01:47:38,000
那七天 我很快乐

1419
01:47:38,083 --> 01:47:39,958
谢谢…

1420
01:48:06,750 --> 01:48:08,916
那七天 我很快乐

1421
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:10,791
谢谢…

1422
01:48:10,875 --> 01:48:13,208
那七天 我很快乐

1423
01:48:13,291 --> 01:48:14,166
谢谢

1424
01:48:14,250 --> 01:48:16,125
那七天 我很快乐

1425
01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:17,958
谢谢…

1426
01:48:18,041 --> 01:48:19,416
我很快乐

1427
01:48:20,625 --> 01:48:22,583
举手之劳

1428
01:48:24,875 --> 01:48:27,083
举手之劳

1429
01:48:28,666 --> 01:48:30,416
举手之劳

1430
01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:42,166
如有来生

1431
01:48:42,958 --> 01:48:44,666
再无来生

1432
01:49:41,458 --> 01:49:43,166
在一起

1433
01:49:45,375 --> 01:49:47,083
在一起

1434
01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:52,416
在一起？

1435
01:50:51,875 --> 01:50:53,625
你说好 就算只有一秒

1436
01:50:53,708 --> 01:50:56,041
我也是全世界最开心的人

1437
01:50:56,541 --> 01:50:57,958
一秒又不够

1438
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:00,875
一秒

1439
01:51:02,125 --> 01:51:03,000
就够了

1440
01:51:19,541 --> 01:51:21,125
你等我一下

1441
01:52:10,291 --> 01:52:12,666
拜托你再等我一下 你不要不见

1442
01:52:12,750 --> 01:52:13,958
你不要不见

1443
01:52:16,416 --> 01:52:17,583
小咪

1444
01:52:19,208 --> 01:52:20,833
活着的时候…

1445
01:52:20,916 --> 01:52:21,916
石孝纶

1446
01:52:22,333 --> 01:52:24,166
你成绩那么烂 转来开诚干嘛？

1447
01:52:24,250 --> 01:52:25,500
我们很快乐

1448
01:52:25,583 --> 01:52:26,458
我警告你…

1449
01:52:30,041 --> 01:52:30,875
你干嘛？

1450
01:52:30,958 --> 01:52:32,375
神经病啊 去死啦你

1451
01:52:33,333 --> 01:52:34,208
推你个头

1452
01:52:34,333 --> 01:52:35,916
我很感激

1453
01:52:36,416 --> 01:52:37,916
死了以后

1454
01:52:39,833 --> 01:52:41,750
还能与你相遇

1455
01:52:58,125 --> 01:52:59,583
我还…

1456
01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:03,250
我还欠你一秒

1457
01:53:03,625 --> 01:53:04,666
有些事

1458
01:53:06,208 --> 01:53:07,625
一万年也不会变

1459
01:53:11,291 --> 01:53:12,250
一万年

1460
01:53:12,708 --> 01:53:13,916
给我

1461
01:53:14,708 --> 01:53:15,791
不给你

1462
01:53:30,333 --> 01:53:33,041
急着投胎 就不要当蜗牛嘛

1463
01:53:33,125 --> 01:53:34,125
快到 快到了

1464
01:53:34,625 --> 01:53:36,041
你先让它趴着啦

1465
01:53:36,541 --> 01:53:38,250
趴着肺部才会扩张

1466
01:53:38,333 --> 01:53:39,833
好 我马上到

1467
01:54:11,208 --> 01:54:15,458
下辈子没月老
帮我们牵红线 怎么办？

1468
01:54:16,125 --> 01:54:17,583
我想起来

1469
01:54:18,875 --> 01:54:20,375
我想起来

1470
01:54:22,416 --> 01:54:23,791
我会找到你

1471
01:54:29,916 --> 01:54:31,416
你60岁的时候没人要

1472
01:54:32,250 --> 01:54:33,500
我们就结婚嘛

1473
01:54:33,583 --> 01:54:36,000
我从小学五年级就天天拜托她嫁给我

1474
01:54:36,083 --> 01:54:37,458
命中注定

1475
01:54:37,750 --> 01:54:38,916
有些事

1476
01:54:39,250 --> 01:54:40,791
一万年也不会变

1477
01:54:41,333 --> 01:54:42,291
小咪

1478
01:54:45,541 --> 01:54:47,666
我好像爱上你了

1479
01:54:47,750 --> 01:54:49,291
求求你嫁给我

1480
01:54:50,375 --> 01:54:51,291
好啊

1481
01:54:55,333 --> 01:54:56,625
找到你了

1482
01:56:24,083 --> 01:56:25,375
好啊

1483
01:56:37,083 --> 01:56:39,625
小心

1484
01:56:50,666 --> 01:56:56,166
小白点 大便

1485
01:56:56,666 --> 01:56:59,958
一颗白珠 仙人掌

1486
01:57:00,041 --> 01:57:03,750
二颗白珠 蝉

1487
01:57:03,833 --> 01:57:08,666
三颗白珠 蚬仔

1488
01:57:08,750 --> 01:57:13,083
四颗白珠 灯塔水母

1489
01:57:13,166 --> 01:57:18,125
五颗白珠 蜗牛

1490
01:57:18,208 --> 01:57:23,125
六颗白珠 蟑螂

1491
01:57:23,208 --> 01:57:27,000
七颗白珠 变色龙

1492
01:57:27,083 --> 01:57:31,208
八颗白珠 龙虾

1493
01:57:31,291 --> 01:57:36,208
九颗白珠 蝙蝠

1494
01:57:36,291 --> 01:57:42,416
十颗白珠 蟒蛇

1495
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:46,500
11颗白珠 鸽子

1496
01:57:46,583 --> 01:57:51,583
12颗白珠 猪

1497
01:57:51,666 --> 01:57:55,750
13颗白珠 海龟

1498
01:57:55,833 --> 01:58:00,666
14颗白珠 企鹅

1499
01:58:00,750 --> 01:58:05,666
15颗白珠 台湾黑熊

1500
01:58:05,750 --> 01:58:09,833
16颗白珠 草泥马

1501
01:58:09,916 --> 01:58:14,041
17颗白珠 海豚

1502
01:58:14,125 --> 01:58:18,250
18颗白珠 猴

1503
01:58:18,333 --> 01:58:23,000
19颗白珠 狗

1504
01:58:23,083 --> 01:58:27,583
20颗白珠 人

1505
01:58:27,666 --> 01:58:31,958
20颗白珠加1 猫

1506
01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:37,041
投胎阴德兑换表

1507
01:58:38,583 --> 01:58:39,875
确定吗？

1508
01:58:39,958 --> 01:58:41,666
没听过这种事

1509
01:58:41,750 --> 01:58:43,708
确定 而且你们看

1510
01:58:44,333 --> 01:58:45,791
我胎记都申请了

1511
01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,916
到底是听谁讲的啦？

1512
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:49,833
要玩这么大就对了

1513
01:58:50,500 --> 01:58:52,541
不管啦 反正你们只要一认出我

1514
01:58:52,625 --> 01:58:54,500
就要立刻把我跟黑漆漆绑在一起

1515
01:58:54,583 --> 01:58:55,875
要立刻 要马上喔

1516
01:58:58,333 --> 01:59:01,958
拜拜…

1517
01:59:17,458 --> 01:59:18,625
一、二、三

1518
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:22,875
好

1519
01:59:23,166 --> 01:59:24,208
这里有点裂痕

1520
01:59:24,291 --> 01:59:25,750
是不是太阳晒太多？

1521
01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:27,791
这龟壳看起来还好

1522
01:59:28,416 --> 01:59:29,541
看一下

1523
01:59:30,666 --> 01:59:31,833
问题是龟头

1524
01:59:32,625 --> 01:59:33,791
这边有点感染

1525
01:59:35,125 --> 01:59:36,083
你看

1526
01:59:36,166 --> 01:59:38,500
对了 你是不是又改我机票？

1527
01:59:38,583 --> 01:59:40,875
照这样子 我一辈子都看不到极光

1528
01:59:40,958 --> 01:59:42,208
你知道极光

1529
01:59:42,291 --> 01:59:45,500
是当从太阳表面吹送出来的太阳风

1530
01:59:45,583 --> 01:59:46,750
到达地球时

1531
01:59:46,833 --> 01:59:48,666
太阳风中的高能量带电粒子

1532
01:59:48,750 --> 01:59:50,625
会随着地磁的磁力线方向

1533
01:59:50,708 --> 01:59:52,166
往两极的方向移动

1534
01:59:52,250 --> 01:59:53,875
你在看三小？

1535
01:59:54,416 --> 01:59:56,000
你的蜗牛好丑

1536
01:59:56,083 --> 01:59:57,458
没你的丑啦

1537
01:59:58,500 --> 02:00:01,416
你更丑 你比蜗牛还要丑

1538
02:00:01,500 --> 02:00:03,250
你好丑 你的鸡好丑

1539
02:00:03,333 --> 02:00:05,000
你全家都好丑

1540
02:00:06,083 --> 02:00:07,666
老师说自己丑的人

1541
02:00:07,750 --> 02:00:09,083
才会说别人丑

1542
02:00:10,791 --> 02:00:12,083
拜托

1543
02:00:12,166 --> 02:00:13,875
你先说我丑的好不好

1544
02:00:14,166 --> 02:00:17,750
而且我去买早餐店的老板娘都会叫我

1545
02:00:17,833 --> 02:00:20,750
小帅哥

1546
02:00:21,291 --> 02:00:23,583
你不但丑 还很笨

1547
02:00:24,541 --> 02:00:25,791
我的帅

1548
02:00:25,875 --> 02:00:27,875
一万年也不会变