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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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看好…

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不要擋…

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看好

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不要擋…不要讓他過去

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看好…

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走開

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阿忠

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球…

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阿忠

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撞人…

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會被雷打

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沒有撞人

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-沒有，走開
-撞人

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-下雨
-下雨了

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東西拿一下

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（下午公休）

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好大的雨

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那個阿綸

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那個阿綸剛剛給我這樣撞下去

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撞人啦

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有夠過分的

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-打人家
-只會欺負老人家

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你不要再這樣喔…

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算什麼東西啊

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你已經死了

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手給我

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手

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手

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放圓盤

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永恆編碼9895762369776955

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額頭

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真的掃不出來

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這念珠是什麼啊？

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他還沒有好啦

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他的腦被雷打到

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前世記憶都掃不出來

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你等一下弄好，自己推去倉庫

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（永恆編碼掃碼器，故障排除書）

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這什麼？

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你的各種前世

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我當過仙人掌

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魚

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還有蟬？

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除了人

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每個人都當過一堆有的沒的

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到底要怎樣？

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（生前紀錄，柯明註的錄影帶）

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怎麼可能？

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不可能，我要申請復活

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你冷靜一下，每個人都會死

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你只是稍微早一點點來而已

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你屁，你放屁，你去死…

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我們早就死了，我們都死了

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-冷靜一下
-搞什麼東西啊？

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你冷靜一下

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-說什麼東西啊？
-你看看你的人生跑馬燈封面多漂亮

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你媽才人生跑馬燈

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-耶穌可以復活，為什麼我不行？
-冷靜

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常這樣？

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每天都一堆啊

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但這個真的比較瘋一點

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不要破壞

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選一張當你人生跑馬燈的封面

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（前世紀錄影音檔）

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這裡的皺摺層次太多了

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位置跟上次說的一樣

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血檢雖然有一點點的進步

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但腫瘤的大小沒有太大變化

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腫瘤長在十二指腸

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本來就很難弄

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手術時間一長

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很有可能醒不過來

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那麻醉大概多久？

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大概有多少機率醒不過來？

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大概…

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同學

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人生最無奈就是這個大概

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阿魯大概也15歲了

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生老病死大概很正常

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你大概要放輕鬆一點

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想要牠活久一點有什麼錯？

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沒有錯

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沒有錯

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簽名

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我都看到了

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資料根本沒跑完

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而且我什麼都不記得

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專心，好嗎？

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你已經死了

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不用管那些前塵往事好不好？

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這不過就是例行性的歸檔而已

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-最重要的是…
-我不要

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最重要的…

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我不要

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最重要的是要投胎不投胎

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看影片

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首先恭喜剛剛呃啊呃啊的大家

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陰間經過多次改革

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已經沒鬼有空送你上刀山

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下油鍋、挖眼睛

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拔舌頭

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那麼死後的世界到底是什麼呢？

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一望無際，烏漆抹黑的大海

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死後世界的大船

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每一艘船都立志航向傳說中

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偉大的彼岸

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天堂、西方極樂

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淨土、仙境、眾神之地

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反正大家航行了幾千幾萬年都到不了

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哭哭

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大家冷靜

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至少我們想出了回到人間的好辦法

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投胎

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現在就請你看看手上的念珠

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上面的珠珠就是你這輩子的成績單

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白色就是陰德

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黑色就是業障，壞壞

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念珠如果全黑，黑…

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一死掉就會完全消失

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沒有鬼知道他們去了哪

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恐怖

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念珠有黑有白的人

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如果馬上申請投胎

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就會變成雞、鴨、魚、豬

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蟑螂、螞蟻、陰蝨、小黑蚊

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因為地球人口大爆炸啦，神不夠用

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我們陰間需要
大量優秀的靈魂來分擔工作

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歡迎申請擔任各式各樣的神職

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努力對這個世界做出貢獻

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把念珠一顆一顆由黑洗白

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下一次的人生就贏在精子啦

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你在看屁啊？

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看一下會死喔？

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對

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我死了，你也死了

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醜八怪

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很難比你醜吧

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我明明就很可愛

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你不只醜，還很臭耶

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怎麼都瓦斯味啊？

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你放屁喔？

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你才放屁

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你超臭，你也很臭

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臭焦炭，你黑漆漆

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你看你這邊，你這邊破掉

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你那邊破掉，你這邊

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雞雞也破啦

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你頑皮豹

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決定好了沒有？

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哪一個選項對你比較有利

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你應該很清楚了吧？

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剛剛有一個在…

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（蟑螂）

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你要投胎當蝸牛

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還是要打工賺點數？

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她不是在學校教書？

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她現在這個樣子是怎麼教？

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她就待在家裡跟著我做

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她最近常常這樣子

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魂不守舍

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要不要幫忙介紹？

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還沒滿一年

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順其自然啦

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介紹收驚的啦

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石孝綸

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你不可以忘記你說過的

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為什麼你有那麼多顆？

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我人明明就很好

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不是啊，我紅燈都有停

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垃圾也有分類

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保麗龍有沒有回收？

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你喝奶茶還在用吸管喔？

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海龜吃吸管會死掉啦

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你也沒那麼醜

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我是剛剛隔壁的

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你也選月老？

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你人真的很差耶

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你才五顆喔

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你也才多我一顆耶

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多一顆多很多好不好？

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不是

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我是被雷打死的

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我這裡…這裡都壞掉

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我什麼都不記得

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那機器根本掃不出來

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如果掃得出來的話…

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我至少多十顆

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天打雷劈

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好可憐

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你殺海龜

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各位潛在的學弟學妹

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歡迎來到月老這個大家庭

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有點常識的人都知道

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這條紅線能夠牽起

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愛情世界裡的你我他

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使人幸福

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陰德增加

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當愛成仇，業障黑化的速度

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讓你連幹幾百年月老都沒有辦法投胎

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每綁一條紅線
都需要兩個月老的同意

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就跟愛情一樣

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所以你們在受訓的這段期間

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要找到你們的搭擋

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一起通過最後的測驗

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才算是結訓

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退訓的鬼強制投胎

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大哥哥…

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你好厲害，我可以跟你一組嗎？

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當然好啊

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（如果愛你是錯，我不要對）

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（戀愛就是要不確定才有趣）

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（月老練習場，第二階段）

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大哥哥，你好爛

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大哥哥，你好爛

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你笑屁啊？

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海龜殺手

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要是考不過，只能當蟑螂

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蟑螂

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好噁心，蟑螂耶你

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你才爛雞雞，你雞雞超爛

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你知道你為什麼被天打雷劈嗎？

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就是你雞雞太細啦

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-你這個蟑螂
-你雞雞啦

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你蟑螂在下水道，噁心啦

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-你知道你會不會…
-很臭啊你

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你會不會咕咕叫？

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喝乾淨

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愛誰恨誰

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喜歡大胸部

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討厭吃香菜

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-通通忘光光
-媽媽的肚子見

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-拜拜
-拜拜

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-再見
-拜拜

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請教一下

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那個第一條紅線

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是怎麼來的？

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就那個…

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牛郎織女裡面那個織女變的啦

241
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,500
只是傳說

242
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,208
對啦，傳說

243
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:08,875
傳說那個一年一次的七夕根本不夠用

244
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,666
織女太想要看到牛郎

245
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,000
所以她每天就一直哭…

246
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,708
這個牛郎也兩光

247
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,625
讓一個女人在那裡呼天搶地

248
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,291
有夠沒用的啦

249
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,833
沒辦法，她哭…

250
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,208
哭到最後，就變成一團紅線

251
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,333
這也算是一種…

252
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,625
一種發願啦

253
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,625
犧牲自己，讓全天下有情人終成眷屬

254
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,458
偉大…

255
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,333
還有沒有問題？

256
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,333
把鬼頭成抓回來

257
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,916
抓回來

258
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:15,833
好慘

259
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,750
把室友都打成西瓜汁啦

260
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,916
汁…

261
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,166
汁…

262
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,166
沒了念珠

263
00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,166
他怎麼上來？

264
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,291
讓開

265
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,958
你以前不是這樣教我的

266
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:45,791
長官

267
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,250
送你去輪迴

268
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,708
（厲鬼）

269
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,750
有仇沒報嗎？

270
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,625
不甘心去投胎嗎？

271
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,375
比起你受的委屈

272
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,083
陰德、神職

273
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,750
根本不重要

274
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,458
姊姊這裡

275
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:03,958
提供你一個

276
00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:08,041
絕無僅有的機會

277
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,083
就當做是你上輩子欠我的好了

278
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,833
我一定會燒很多你喜歡的給你

279
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,708
所有跟粉紅色有關的東西

280
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,833
好好睡一覺

281
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,791
等你起來

282
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,458
就在好人家啦

283
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,750
阿彌陀佛…

284
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,333
阿彌陀佛，一路好走

285
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,708
阿彌陀佛

286
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,458
哇靠

287
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,791
你當什麼厲鬼？

288
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,500
拜託，醜死了

289
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,208
“化身厲鬼者，報仇雪恨

290
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,416
無限量耗損陰德

291
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,166
不入輪迴，永不超生

292
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,250
報仇損人不利己

293
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,208
要報仇前請忽略此公開說明書”

294
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,291
字這麼小，連鬼都騙

295
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,500
考試壓力有那麼大嗎？

296
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,083
我也很爛

297
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,666
我應該也可能會投胎

298
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,250
而且你當蟑螂沒有什麼不好的吧？

299
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,625
只是爬個井

300
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,041
也費了你這麼大的功夫

301
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,416
拿來

302
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,541
我藏在你這邊的東西

303
00:21:58,541 --> 00:21:59,375
我不知道

304
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,958
一路順風

305
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:42,583
動作快點啦，每一次都慢吞吞的

306
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,666
好啦，煩耶

307
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,500
五百年

308
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:02,625
你忘了

309
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,583
我沒忘

310
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,125
叫什麼名字？

311
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:23,958
洪菁晴

312
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,333
退

313
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,208
張開嘴吐氣

314
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,791
相信大家都已經找到自己的搭擋

315
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,458
在沙子漏完之前

316
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,458
兩位要一起同時套住頑皮鬼的手指

317
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:05,541
才算成功

318
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,500
沒考過的人

319
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:08,875
強制投胎

320
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,916
哈囉，你好

321
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,833
哈囉…你好

322
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:19,916
這位朋友

323
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:22,208
哈囉

324
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,666
-先生，我…
-不用

325
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,916
-這位先生，我覺得我們…
-不用

326
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,666
妹妹，你是不是覺得很…

327
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,250
求我啊

328
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:41,833
你求我啊

329
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,375
我求你們快一點

330
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,250
蝸牛

331
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,000
這樣很不可愛

332
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:47,958
蟑螂

333
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,166
我畢生的願望就是當一隻蟑螂

334
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,791
會飛、會爬

335
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:54,708
讚

336
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,666
你這種故作堅強

337
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,208
也是一種可愛

338
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,041
哪一種？

339
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,458
你又開始不可愛了

340
00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,416
我真的是很不看好他們

341
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,041
開始

342
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:36,791
你等一下…

343
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,083
等一下…

344
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,791
等一下…不要…

345
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,125
我沒空啦

346
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,250
怎麼消失了？

347
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,208
怎麼不見了？

348
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:01,166
自己都不來電，還想要牽線

349
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:03,666
你們都已經當鬼，就不要用眼睛看

350
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,583
要用心感覺

351
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,583
-電，給我來電
-用心

352
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:10,291
-來點電，電…
-用心

353
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:13,291
-電…
-電…

354
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,208
-用心感覺
-電…

355
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:17,000
-來電
-電…

356
00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:21,625
-電…
-電…

357
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,000
怎麼樣？有沒有被我電到？

358
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,000
沒有

359
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:29,833
你看我…

360
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:31,583
有嗎？

361
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:37,666
荷爾蒙

362
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:39,375
我的天啊

363
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:40,666
來

364
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:45,833
奶奶有沒有？奶奶

365
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,208
-你看我這裡
-在哪裡？

366
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:48,375
這裡

367
00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:51,916
沒有啊

368
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,958
怎樣啦？

369
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,041
你好

370
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,291
我叫Pinky

371
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:15,958
（Pinky…三種口味）

372
00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:17,875
-（開車…吃Pinky）
-（開車…吃Pinky）

373
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,541
-（無聊吃Pinky）
-（無聊吃Pinky）

374
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,958
Pinky

375
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,458
我叫…

376
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,291
我要叫你黑漆漆

377
00:28:33,916 --> 00:28:34,875
黑黑的

378
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:17,333
不玩了

379
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,666
看什麼？笑什麼？

380
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,083
-只會看衰別人
-真沒品

381
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,916
已經一個禮拜

382
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,750
什麼理由？什麼藉口？

383
00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,583
如果你真的覺得丟臉的話

384
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:27,875
那我們就分手好了

385
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,083
太慢了吧

386
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,500
糟了！

387
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,541
哪有人這樣亂丟垃圾

388
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,708
你外國人，你不會丟垃圾

389
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:12,125
我到底是今天做了什麼壞事？

390
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,291
（是在哈囉）

391
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,416
你知道這是什麼意思嗎？

392
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,416
對不起

393
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,250
哇三小？

394
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,500
真的會亮耶

395
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,416
它真的會亮耶

396
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,958
好神奇喔

397
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:09,750
好冷

398
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:11,875
好冷

399
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,833
老四，你先走一步

400
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,291
兄弟們跟著就來

401
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,458
老子們當土匪幾年了？

402
00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:23,541
23年

403
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,416
殺人過千

404
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,791
好一個殺過千人

405
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,625
那狗官圍了老子們好幾個月

406
00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:35,208
殺了兄弟幾十人

407
00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:37,708
沒冤枉…

408
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,791
喝結拜酒那天

409
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:44,750
我們有37人一起發誓

410
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:47,541
但求同年同月同日死

411
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:48,583
乾完酒

412
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,625
老子們就衝出去

413
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,458
跟那些當官的同歸於盡

414
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,041
一起上路

415
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:57,791
來生再殺

416
00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,958
-一起上路
-一起上路

417
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,208
-來生再殺
-一起上路

418
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:05,083
一起上路，來生再殺

419
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,916
-一起上路，來生再殺
-一起上路，來生再殺

420
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,291
弟弟，你媽媽呢？

421
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,250
你的手…

422
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,375
一起上路

423
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:05,333
老二

424
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:07,291
五百年了

425
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,166
光投胎

426
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:12,291
你就玩了13回

427
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,416
你忘了

428
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:17,750
我沒忘

429
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:33,750
靠北，又三根

430
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,291
要拜拜，阿彌陀佛

431
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,791
-你很厲害
-我故意的啦

432
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,500
剩多少？拿出來輸一輸啦

433
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,375
讓你拿去割包皮啦

434
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:50,083
是說喔

435
00:34:50,791 --> 00:34:52,625
哪有那麼剛好的事情

436
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,791
她才剛幫你跟錢莊借完錢

437
00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:56,375
然後就死了

438
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,250
這麼容易死的女朋友

439
00:34:58,333 --> 00:34:59,875
我也想交一個啦

440
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,625
她人都死了

441
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,083
我的這裡都碎了好不好？

442
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:06,250
別裝啦

443
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,500
最好啦

444
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,166
好啦，不要臭臉了啦

445
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,416
喝酒啦

446
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,416
說真的啦

447
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,708
像他這種爛人

448
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:32,791
死掉一定黑…

449
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,333
就消失啦

450
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,000
你到底管他幹嘛？

451
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:40,500
殺人凶手、王八蛋、爛人、爛雞雞

452
00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:41,416
黑漆漆

453
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,208
我們去找一個得菜花、梅毒

454
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,500
外加愛滋病的臭破麻跟他在一起

455
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,583
好…

456
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,291
那你去綁他

457
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,708
綁老二

458
00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,333
其他交給我

459
00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:04,791
整個晚上臉都很臭

460
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,708
就那個張柏緯

461
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,708
-張柏緯
-欠一、兩百就算了

462
00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:10,833
欠到三百

463
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:12,750
當我是凱子

464
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,083
真的在耍你耶，要處理

465
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:18,750
對喔

466
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:19,833
阿湯我跟你說

467
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,083
你就去廟裡給那個廟公

468
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,375
安太歲一下，你就好了

469
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:23,833
好啦，宵夜我請啦

470
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,208
車呢？

471
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,333
我怎麼知道

472
00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:55,458
你在幹嘛？

473
00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:00,333
是你朋友嗎？

474
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,333
不是啊

475
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,041
你要幹嘛？

476
00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:09,625
阿湯，你在幹嘛？

477
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:11,333
不要啦

478
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,125
你不要動手

479
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,083
動手動腳

480
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,125
他在幹我的車

481
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:16,958
借騎一下會死喔

482
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,583
阿湯，排氣管燒起來了啦

483
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:25,833
快點拔出來啦

484
00:37:25,916 --> 00:37:26,791
-幹嘛啦？
-快拔出來

485
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:27,958
黑漆漆

486
00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:29,791
謝謝

487
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:31,750
不客氣

488
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,666
超級…

489
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,000
超級謝謝的啦

490
00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:37,375
不客氣…

491
00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,875
出來了…

492
00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:51,916
-不是這個出來
-不是這個出來

493
00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:09,250
原來就是這裡啊

494
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
我問過土地公了

495
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:16,125
開誠是這邊最好的學校

496
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,000
我以前成績一定超好

497
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,666
真的不像

498
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,208
有沒有感覺？

499
00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:25,166
你感覺到了嗎？我感覺到了

500
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:27,958
記憶跑馬燈

501
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,000
有沒有？

502
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,833
這台計程車你有搭過？

503
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,083
這你爸的車是不是？

504
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:34,041
進回憶

505
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,125
進回憶

506
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,416
進回憶

507
00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:39,166
這裡，你從小吃到大的麵

508
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,250
你天天在這裡偷肥皂

509
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,500
這個老伯伯，他看你從小長大

510
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,666
她是你媽

511
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,583
你媽啦

512
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:36,583
其實我還蠻羨慕你的

513
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,416
什麼都忘了

514
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:40,750
哪裡好？

515
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,666
我活著的時候

516
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,375
每天都有不同的男人

517
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:48,083
搶著載我去飆車，陪我夜唱

518
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,000
可是大家都很假

519
00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,250
沒一個人是真心的

520
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,833
你太早死了啦

521
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,041
不然的話，一定會遇到很多…

522
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,208
很多好事

523
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:01,041
或是很多好人

524
00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:02,916
也不一定啊

525
00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:06,791
其實我們也不用急著去投胎

526
00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:08,000
說不定…

527
00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:26,208
出來玩，一起出來玩

528
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,291
-整天沒洗澡，臭死了
-出來玩，出來啊

529
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,458
嚇死了

530
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:30,875
放開牠

531
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,083
他是誰啊？

532
00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:36,291
-你知道嗎？
-不知道

533
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,208
一

534
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:57,500
二

535
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,833
三

536
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:01,041
大爆屁

537
00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:04,208
插

538
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,541
大爆屁勝利

539
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,458
對不起…

540
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,166
對不起

541
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,000
對不起

542
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,208
阿魯

543
00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,791
對不起

544
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:24,958
阿魯

545
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:30,875
阿魯

546
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:35,083
你到底跑到哪裡去了？阿魯

547
00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,291
知不知道我很擔心你？

548
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:43,625
阿魯

549
00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:45,625
各位同學

550
00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:50,125
讓我們用最熱烈的掌聲歡迎新同學

551
00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:56,458
大家好，我叫洪菁晴

552
00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:58,291
以前唸民生國小時

553
00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,208
大家都叫我小咪

554
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,125
我當過兩次風紀股長

555
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,208
但我很討厭登記同學

556
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,791
雖然我沒有當過學藝股長…

557
00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,916
小咪

558
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,583
我好像

559
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,916
愛上你了

560
00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:27,666
求求你嫁給我

561
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,625
我要嫁給道明寺啦

562
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:39,333
我幫你打板擦，你就嫁給我

563
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:40,666
不要

564
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:42,875
我幫你洗拖把，你就嫁給我

565
00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:44,625
不要

566
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,541
我幫你倒垃圾，你就嫁給我

567
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,500
不要

568
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,916
我給你看，你就嫁給我

569
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,916
你根本就不會寫

570
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,875
你假裝我爸簽名，你就嫁給我

571
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,375
為什麼是我要幫你簽

572
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,166
結果是我要嫁給你？

573
00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,250
不管你做什麼

574
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,500
我都想娶你啊

575
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,208
不要

576
00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,375
（家長簽名，石伯伯）

577
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:05,333
石孝綸

578
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,958
為什麼你要常常亂講話？

579
00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:08,708
我們這麼小

580
00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:10,625
就算我現在說要嫁給你

581
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:13,250
以後還是有可能會喜歡別人

582
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,166
你說好，就算只有一秒

583
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,375
我也是全世界最開心的人

584
00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,375
一秒又不夠

585
00:43:21,416 --> 00:43:22,541
一秒就夠了

586
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:24,625
反正你現在不要再亂講了

587
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,208
長大後再回答你

588
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,833
那怎樣才算是我們已經長大？

589
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,416
等你開始知道

590
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,708
不管什麼事

591
00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:35,458
都會變來變去的時候

592
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:40,791
有些事

593
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:42,833
一萬年也不會變

594
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,166
妹妹你的飯糰

595
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,125
-35元
-謝謝

596
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,041
謝謝

597
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:51,458
阿魯

598
00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:53,791
怎麼在這裡？

599
00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:55,541
小咪

600
00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:02,875
命中註定

601
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,125
石孝綸

602
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,083
你成績那麼爛，轉來開誠幹嘛？

603
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,291
我體育班

604
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,791
拜託，我櫻木花道

605
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:16,250
你不准跟著我

606
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,458
不准再講奇怪的話

607
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,041
你看她

608
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:25,250
完全不敢跟我多說一句話就逃跑

609
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:26,875
為什麼？

610
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,458
因為她害怕被我電到

611
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:33,208
石孝綸

612
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:36,375
我早就改嫁彭于晏了

613
00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:55,333
你怎麼可以這樣說走就走？

614
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,916
你怎麼可以這樣說走就走？

615
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,166
你不可以這麼調皮，你知道嗎？

616
00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:04,583
我失去你的話，我什麼都沒有

617
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,250
下次不要再這樣亂跑了啦

618
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,041
好不好？

619
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:21,708
阿魯，阿魯你看我

620
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:27,916
球…

621
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:28,916
阿忠

622
00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:30,750
撞人

623
00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,958
-沒品耶，沒品
-撞人

624
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:38,875
阿魯也說你沒品啦

625
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:39,916
你屁股啦

626
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,416
-下雨
-下大雨了

627
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,083
東西拿一下

628
00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,750
阿魯我們走，阿魯

629
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:48,666
阿魯走

630
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,083
下雨…

631
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,333
雨怎麼這麼大？

632
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:54,708
撞人啦

633
00:45:54,791 --> 00:45:56,291
-給我這樣撞下去，你看
-撞人啦

634
00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:58,791
撞人啦

635
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:20,500
破了一個洞啦，你幹嘛？

636
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,458
千萬不要嫁給他

637
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,750
-不要嫁給他
-不要答應他

638
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,375
-不要答應，他命不好
-不要嫁給他

639
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:39,583
-關你們什麼事啊
-小心他等一下下雨路滑

640
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:40,916
不要答應他

641
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,125
你不要？

642
00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,625
阿魯，你也覺得不要對不對？

643
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:56,750
有些事

644
00:46:57,791 --> 00:46:58,833
一萬年也不會變

645
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,541
求求你嫁給我

646
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,125
石孝綸

647
00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,041
快跑，快點

648
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:21,166
-火來了，趕快走
-快走

649
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,708
石孝綸你不要被火燒到，你快跑

650
00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:26,250
阿綸，快跑啊

651
00:48:26,708 --> 00:48:29,541
石孝綸，你快跑

652
00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:30,500
快跑

653
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,333
找到就好

654
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,333
找到就好

655
00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:51,458
找到你就好

656
00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:54,083
來

657
00:48:54,791 --> 00:48:55,708
回家囉

658
00:49:05,541 --> 00:49:06,625
回家去

659
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,166
走

660
00:49:45,875 --> 00:49:46,791
她以前

661
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,500
都在這裡教我寫功課

662
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:54,791
為什麼這種故事裡

663
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,666
女生的功課都比男生好？

664
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,166
你很盧耶

665
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,625
就跟你說這種題型一定要背公式

666
00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:04,958
考試的時候讓你從頭算算算

667
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:06,041
時間怎麼夠用

668
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:12,416
她高中畢業以後

669
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,958
考上台北的大學

670
00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,125
以後要當數學老師那種

671
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,166
然後

672
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,291
你們就在一起啦？

673
00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:33,083
所以

674
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,583
你如果真的要選那門行銷課的話

675
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:36,875
你一定要下定決心

676
00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:38,833
絕對不能遲到

677
00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:40,541
遲到會被盯上

678
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:45,041
那堂課的參考書，你可以先不要買

679
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,541
我的可以留給你

680
00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:47,583
真的啊？

681
00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:50,208
那代表說裡面都有你的筆記

682
00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,833
然後到時候，我就可以看你劃的重點

683
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:54,500
對吧？

684
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:57,041
我寫得還算整齊，應該…

685
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:00,541
石孝綸，你幹嘛？

686
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:01,916
超大超好吃耶

687
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,625
營養有點不均衡

688
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:05,583
對…

689
00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:06,833
我們不要吃這個爛東西

690
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,875
他是不是在不爽

691
00:51:10,708 --> 00:51:11,833
他敢

692
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:19,083
算我的，我請客

693
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:20,708
算是謝謝你

694
00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,458
謝謝我？

695
00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:23,958
謝謝你幫我養未來老婆

696
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,875
“挖咖摸斗，阿哩嘎豆”

697
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:29,416
石孝綸，你再亂講話

698
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:30,791
你要嫁給他？

699
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,750
我沒有

700
00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,375
那你要娶她嗎？

701
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:34,500
還早吧

702
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:35,500
你看

703
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:37,125
你沒有要娶她，但我有

704
00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:39,375
我從小學五年級就天天拜託她嫁給我

705
00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:40,833
石孝綸，你再亂講話，我要走了

706
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:41,916
好啦…

707
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,166
你不要走

708
00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:44,750
你走了

709
00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,500
我不知道要跟他聊什麼，很尷尬

710
00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:48,875
白痴，我當然是帶他一起走

711
00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:50,708
好嘛…

712
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:51,875
那你們等一下要去哪裡？

713
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:55,625
我…

714
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,875
我聽說附近的汽車旅館

715
00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,166
都死過人

716
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,541
因為去過的都說

717
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,250
會被推屁股

718
00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:05,500
推屁股

719
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,208
推

720
00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:10,166
石孝綸

721
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,875
石孝綸，你不要再給我丟臉好不好？

722
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,916
-你真的很幼稚
-推…

723
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,083
石孝綸

724
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:32,958
阿魯今天精神好像還不錯

725
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:35,541
好像是耶

726
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:37,666
阿魯，來

727
00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:47,333
爸，你浴室燈又不關

728
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,458
你在幹嘛？

729
00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:10,458
就跟你說不要來

730
00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:11,875
硬要來，真倒霉

731
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,166
你知道怎麼看到鬼嗎？

732
00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,708
我一點都不想知道

733
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,208
鬼啊…

734
00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:21,791
我說我不想知道

735
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:24,916
就是你越想要看到祂的時候

736
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,041
祂越不會出現

737
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,083
但當你不經意的時候…

738
00:53:35,791 --> 00:53:37,250
你幹嘛？神經病啊

739
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:38,250
去死啦你

740
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:40,750
你去死…

741
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,375
怎麼這麼無聊、幼稚？

742
00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:59,000
我啦…

743
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,333
我們在一起吧

744
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,000
不要啦

745
00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,541
我們認識那麼久，這樣子很怪

746
00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:12,291
前幾天我爸說

747
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,250
像我那麼難搞

748
00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:16,500
以後一定很難嫁出去

749
00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:30,875
30歲的時候

750
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,416
你沒有人要

751
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:36,833
你就嫁給我

752
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:40,791
不要

753
00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:44,958
那31歲

754
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:47,041
你沒人要

755
00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:50,500
就讓我娶你

756
00:54:52,458 --> 00:54:53,333
不要

757
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:54,416
32歲呢？

758
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,125
不要

759
00:54:59,041 --> 00:54:59,958
33歲

760
00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:00,916
不要

761
00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:02,041
34

762
00:55:03,291 --> 00:55:04,125
不要

763
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,041
35呢？

764
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,000
不要

765
00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:13,833
你60歲的時候沒人要

766
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,458
我們就結婚嘛

767
00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:16,375
不要

768
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,583
那一百呢？一百歲的時候沒人要

769
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:19,958
你就嫁給我啊

770
00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:21,916
一百歲的時候，我很老耶

771
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,625
我也很老啊

772
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:26,208
我怎麼可能一百歲都還嫁不出去啦

773
00:55:26,291 --> 00:55:27,708
因為我還沒娶你嘛

774
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,166
大半夜吵什麼吵啊？

775
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,041
大家都不用睡覺是不是啊？

776
00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:36,375
開房間啊

777
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,916
-開房間啊
-開房間

778
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,291
-開房間
-開房間

779
00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:43,291
石孝綸你…

780
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:48,958
你是…

781
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:50,916
打架很強啊？

782
00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,083
你被打就算了

783
00:55:54,166 --> 00:55:55,583
如果阿魯也被打怎麼辦？

784
00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,166
幹嘛？不要亂動

785
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:00,541
鼻血一直流啦

786
00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:05,541
我真的要被你氣死

787
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,166
你在幹嘛啦？

788
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:09,250
不要那麼幼稚好不好？

789
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,583
你又不是三歲

790
00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:26,291
（在一起？）

791
00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:32,375
好啊

792
00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:33,958
好啊

793
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,125
好啊

794
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,708
要不要我請客？

795
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,541
好啊

796
00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:02,333
我說好啊

797
00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:06,125
走啊

798
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:11,750
不要就算了啦

799
00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:13,708
不要這樣啦

800
00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,583
人太多啦

801
00:58:18,083 --> 00:58:19,166
等一下

802
00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:20,875
你手很髒

803
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,625
你在幹嘛？

804
00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,541
今天這麼早就關了？

805
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:33,458
我爸去拜我媽啦

806
00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:35,666
你那個拆掉囉？

807
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:40,250
好了啦

808
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,416
單挑…

809
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,375
-有沒有種？
-你有沒有種？

810
00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:44,083
-當然有啊
-要不要單挑？

811
00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:45,291
我怕你們啊

812
00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:46,250
再約…

813
00:58:46,333 --> 00:58:47,250
-記得喔
-有種單挑

814
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,083
-下次啦…
-再約喔

815
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:51,208
拜拜

816
00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:52,250
沒在怕你

817
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,500
-我也沒在怕你啦，拜拜
-拜拜

818
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,500
對不起啦

819
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:13,291
我要是知道我會突然死掉

820
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,250
我就不會追你啦

821
00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:17,833
至少

822
00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:20,041
不會追你那麼久

823
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,750
你好不容易才喜歡上我

824
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:25,500
你知道我現在在幹嘛嗎？

825
00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,291
我當月老

826
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:29,291
不管是一男一女

827
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:30,458
還是兩男兩女

828
00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:32,208
甚至是排氣管

829
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,250
我只要綁上紅線

830
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:35,416
他們就會談戀愛

831
00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:37,250
很神奇吧？

832
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,375
他們講好久

833
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:44,208
你進去看一下
他們到底在說什麼好不好？

834
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,625
是有什麼東西可以聊那麼久？

835
00:59:49,541 --> 00:59:50,791
不是啊，但我是講認真的

836
00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:51,916
你不覺得…

837
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
好，對…

838
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:55,916
但你不覺得其實
我真的也長得不差嗎？

839
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,125
為什麼他就不會看看我啊？

840
00:59:58,208 --> 00:59:59,666
原來我追你追那麼辛苦

841
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,083
就是沒有月老幫我們綁紅線

842
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:06,291
那些月老到底在做什麼？

843
01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:15,041
阿魯

844
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,541
阿魯進來

845
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,375
整形醫師啦

846
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,208
-第一擅長隆乳
-第二擅長隆鼻

847
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,291
-豐唇
-墊下巴

848
01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:33,500
-肉毒
-玻尿酸

849
01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:35,083
-電波拉皮
-還有磨腮

850
01:00:35,166 --> 01:00:36,041
打折

851
01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:37,000
不…

852
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:38,541
-根本不用錢
-根本不用錢

853
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:41,958
SBL黑人洋將，臂長兩公尺二

854
01:00:42,041 --> 01:00:43,458
有關體能的運動

855
01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:45,083
都已經達到人生的頂峰

856
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:48,000
絕對超屌

857
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,583
永和中正路40年的早餐店

858
01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:54,500
芝麻燒餅配一杯溫醇的豆漿

859
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,708
沒對手啦

860
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:57,833
包場過《十二夜》

861
01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:00,791
彭于晏

862
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:07,916
你要不要選選看？

863
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,291
感覺都還不錯

864
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:16,041
小咪

865
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,291
跟誰

866
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,583
在一起…

867
01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,833
好呢？

868
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:26,083
快點告訴我啦

869
01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:29,041
好不好？

870
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,625
好，選他就對了，我跟你說

871
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,791
-這40年的
-等一下，不要，等等…

872
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:33,708
餓不死啦

873
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:35,041
確定早餐店好吃耶？

874
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,916
我生前吃到現在
你沒看到我還在拿嗎？

875
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,125
我跟你說，你就是要…

876
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:39,041
等等，不…

877
01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:39,958
怕冷嗎？

878
01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:41,416
絕對不能怕冷

879
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:43,708
小咪想看極光，所以絕對不能怕冷

880
01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:44,750
你在操心什麼？

881
01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:46,500
愛情不是這樣開玩笑的啦

882
01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:47,500
黑漆漆

883
01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:52,208
我跟你說，你就讓我…

884
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:08,375
我死了50年，沒看過這種事

885
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,791
會不會那個芝麻燒餅突然死掉？

886
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,083
紅線一旦綁上去，姻緣爆發

887
01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,916
愛情沒有開花結果之前

888
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,083
想死也死不掉

889
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:17,916
這是月老第二定律

890
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:18,833
對了

891
01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:20,541
我不知道他是不是同志

892
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:22,166
糟糕

893
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:24,708
好男人百分之九十都是同志

894
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:26,208
月老第一定律

895
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:28,250
愛情來了什麼都擋不住

896
01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:30,250
試試我這個尺寸

897
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,791
-彭于晏
-彭于晏

898
01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:40,666
燒起來了…

899
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,708
-怎麼辦？
-幹嘛？

900
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:43,041
這下怎麼辦？

901
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,291
等等…

902
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:56,958
人權律師，呂秋遠

903
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:03,583
NBA有史以來最長的腳

904
01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:07,916
紅線綁不上，一綁就燒

905
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,375
太扯了，是不是尼姑病？

906
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:10,541
三百條

907
01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,208
變魔術的，天天逗小咪

908
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,333
五月天阿信

909
01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:27,208
3500條

910
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:30,166
我個人就貢獻了有11條

911
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:31,916
我33條

912
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,125
我跟你說

913
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,458
大家都非常地想念你

914
01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:39,708
每一個人都開始在比賽說誰比較想你

915
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:41,666
但跟你說一個秘密

916
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,083
最…

917
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,750
最想你的人

918
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,333
那一定還是我

919
01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:51,666
他們打算一口氣

920
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:52,791
綁一百條

921
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,625
-一百條
-一百條

922
01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:08,500
謝謝，謝謝大家

923
01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,791
下次早點來

924
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,083
謝謝…

925
01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:28,250
你有看過嗎？八千條

926
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,166
八千條，天啊

927
01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:33,833
真的是不敢相信

928
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:37,500
（通緝令，鬼頭成）

929
01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:51,291
中了

930
01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:01,208
五百年

931
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,000
這輩子

932
01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:08,125
還是一個廢物

933
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
這樣看著我幹嘛？

934
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,791
我殺你

935
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:47,166
是因果

936
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,333
是報應

937
01:05:58,791 --> 01:05:59,875
毒

938
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,791
是哪個？

939
01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:10,250
是哪個？

940
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,166
官老爺

941
01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:14,333
只要你一個人的人頭

942
01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:16,458
就可以換兄弟們活命

943
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,708
是你…

944
01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:31,833
對不起

945
01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:32,791
老大

946
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:34,333
別怪兄弟

947
01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:35,708
老大好走

948
01:06:36,083 --> 01:06:37,625
多謝老大成全

949
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,791
所以是不是很奇怪？很誇張啊

950
01:07:06,375 --> 01:07:07,500
那個女孩子

951
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:09,458
不管綁多少條紅線

952
01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,208
馬上就燒掉

953
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:12,208
現在那個小孩子

954
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:14,333
都已經把它當成比賽在玩了

955
01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:18,166
老大

956
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,250
這件事情有點蹊蹺

957
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,208
好啦

958
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:29,291
我冒著生命危險，我打聽到了啦

959
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,833
有個月老，他莫名其妙

960
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,708
就把紅線綁在那個…

961
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,166
機車的排氣管上面

962
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,083
那個排氣管還在那邊…

963
01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:53,958
老大

964
01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:56,166
鬼頭成

965
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:00,875
是怎樣？不能聽喔？

966
01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:02,791
鬼頭成我比你還熟啦

967
01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,958
第二個被殺的冤親債主

968
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:11,708
是個女的

969
01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:16,083
魂魄都碎了

970
01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:19,875
怨氣這麼重喔？

971
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,750
請問可以給我靠窗戶的位置嗎？

972
01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:34,291
窗戶？窗戶嗎？

973
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:35,333
是的…

974
01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:38,666
請問洗手間在哪裡？

975
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:39,750
房間

976
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,083
-房間
-在那邊？

977
01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:43,208
-一定是什麼房間
-好的…

978
01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:44,166
你有病

979
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,250
抱歉

980
01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:46,791
我比較喜歡這個

981
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,708
-祝你有個愉快的一天
-這個我一定知道

982
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:49,625
開心什麼？

983
01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:50,875
什麼生日？

984
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:53,583
-開心？什麼開心的日子啦
-祝你有美好的一天

985
01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:55,250
幹嘛…

986
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,750
幹嘛…

987
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,791
怎麼了…

988
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:06,500
各位

989
01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,333
你拿這條

990
01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:19,958
另一邊綁誰啊？

991
01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:21,291
先把她治好再說

992
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,125
好粗喔

993
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,083
哪裡找來的啊？

994
01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:33,083
那不是月老房那條嗎？

995
01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,250
你幹嘛？

996
01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:37,750
你不是想要小咪幸福嗎？我幫你

997
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,500
真的假的？不可能吧？

998
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,916
哪來的紅線？

999
01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:45,708
織女紅線

1000
01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:47,375
這個是織女紅線

1001
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,125
就是這條

1002
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:51,083
夠了吧？

1003
01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:53,375
你在開玩笑吧？

1004
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,375
差不多囉

1005
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:01,916
夠了

1006
01:11:42,916 --> 01:11:44,125
她最近常常這樣子

1007
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:46,166
魂不守舍

1008
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,541
要不要幫忙介紹？

1009
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,125
順其自然啦

1010
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:52,875
介紹收驚的啦

1011
01:11:52,958 --> 01:11:53,791
退

1012
01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:55,708
張開嘴吐氣

1013
01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,333
吐氣

1014
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,125
你不是帶天命的

1015
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:05,583
看到也不能說

1016
01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:07,375
絕對不能說

1017
01:12:21,958 --> 01:12:23,083
阿魯

1018
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:45,666
阿魯

1019
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,208
找到就好

1020
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,041
找到你就好

1021
01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,791
回家囉

1022
01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:10,166
走

1023
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,791
旁邊那女生是誰啦？

1024
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:45,916
對不起啦

1025
01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:48,750
我要是知道我會突然死掉

1026
01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:50,208
我就不追你啦

1027
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:52,500
怕冷嗎？

1028
01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:53,625
絕對不能怕冷

1029
01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:56,041
小咪想看極光，所以絕對不能怕冷

1030
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,875
現在就有冷氣，也有暖氣

1031
01:13:57,958 --> 01:14:00,083
-你在操心什麼？
-愛情不是這樣開玩笑的啦

1032
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:05,625
謝謝大家

1033
01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:06,916
下次早點來

1034
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,250
謝謝…

1035
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,833
謝謝…

1036
01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:16,333
下次請早…

1037
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:17,583
多一點人啊

1038
01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:21,458
為什麼一定要我跟別人在一起？

1039
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:48,875
你一直…

1040
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,750
都看得到我？

1041
01:14:53,916 --> 01:14:55,333
我一直都看得到你

1042
01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,583
聽得到你

1043
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,666
為什麼我還要跟別人在一起？

1044
01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,583
我好想跟你說話

1045
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,250
抱你

1046
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:11,958
親你

1047
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:17,000
但是我好怕陰陽眼被收走

1048
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,750
我就再也看不到你

1049
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,125
幹

1050
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:33,166
幹

1051
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,125
幹

1052
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:35,083
幹…

1053
01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,333
阿魯

1054
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,166
阿魯牠生病了

1055
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:57,250
我知道

1056
01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,916
我什麼都知道

1057
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,000
我們永遠不要分開好不好？

1058
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:07,875
我們永遠都不要分開了

1059
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:33,833
對了，我跟你說

1060
01:16:33,916 --> 01:16:35,250
真的有牛頭馬面

1061
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:36,500
而且牛頭

1062
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:38,166
是個女生

1063
01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:40,250
-超帥的，你想不到吧？
-女生？

1064
01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:43,125
…給他抓到

1065
01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:48,208
-你幹嘛嚇人啦？
-超帥的

1066
01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:49,875
厲害吧？女生耶

1067
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:53,041
那馬面呢？馬面是不是長得臉很長

1068
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,791
然後長得跟馬一模一樣？

1069
01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:58,083
對了，平常我在那邊燒給你那些…

1070
01:16:58,416 --> 01:16:59,958
車子啊，然後…

1071
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:02,375
真的啦，他們那天真的很難過

1072
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,458
真的假的啦？

1073
01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:04,583
真的啦

1074
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,250
你猜那天，誰哭得最慘？

1075
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,875
-阿福
-錯

1076
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,541
-屁
-想不到吧？

1077
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:14,791
-屁啦
-真的啦

1078
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,125
阿基耶？

1079
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:21,750
好啦

1080
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,958
你們死後下來，我照顧你們

1081
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,416
但別太早死啊

1082
01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:27,833
再照顧小咪幾年

1083
01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:29,958
什麼過幾年，人家活很久好不好？

1084
01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:31,500
不要亂詛咒人家

1085
01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:39,041
石孝綸

1086
01:17:39,541 --> 01:17:41,041
你走開啦

1087
01:17:41,666 --> 01:17:42,791
煩耶

1088
01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:44,541
石孝綸

1089
01:17:45,041 --> 01:17:46,291
上太久會得痔瘡

1090
01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:49,083
怎麼那麼噁心啊？你幹嘛？

1091
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,208
走路怎麼沒聲音啊？

1092
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,250
你是鬼喔？

1093
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,875
冰箱會壞掉

1094
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,000
石孝綸

1095
01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:06,375
石孝綸

1096
01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,125
真的壞掉了

1097
01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:18,916
不要

1098
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,083
你家人有沒有燒東西給你？

1099
01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:30,875
干你屁事

1100
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,666
你幹嘛不講話？

1101
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:37,625
你要天天這樣人鬼戀到什麼時候？

1102
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:41,125
你死了以後，小咪是應該要天天想你

1103
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:43,708
然後跟一個男的，重點是活的

1104
01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:46,166
談戀愛，結婚生子

1105
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,416
日子一天天過下去

1106
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:50,375
你又不是沒看到

1107
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,416
紅線根本綁不上去

1108
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,041
一萬條耶

1109
01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:55,416
還不是燒光光

1110
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,625
那是因為你一直在她旁邊走來走去

1111
01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:10,750
我知道你在想什麼

1112
01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:13,000
我在想什麼？

1113
01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,416
你怕小咪死掉以後

1114
01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:17,625
我會改跟她搭檔

1115
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:20,500
對

1116
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,625
我知道小咪死掉以後

1117
01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:23,583
你就會去跟她搭檔

1118
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,041
然後你就會叫我去投胎

1119
01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:26,708
我可以，我沒問題

1120
01:19:26,791 --> 01:19:28,291
我都很好啊

1121
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,416
但她問題是她就是還沒死

1122
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,708
你就是我的嘛

1123
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:42,458
我的搭擋啦

1124
01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:58,166
渣男

1125
01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:09,250
最近都沒有看到你的搭檔

1126
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:12,583
她在鬧脾氣

1127
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:15,791
你真的看不出來啊？

1128
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:20,708
你真的看不出來她很喜歡你嗎？

1129
01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,291
我就…

1130
01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:23,500
就人見人愛啊

1131
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,416
不是那種喜歡啦

1132
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,375
小咪

1133
01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:30,166
嗨

1134
01:20:30,916 --> 01:20:31,958
阿魯還好嗎？

1135
01:20:32,750 --> 01:20:34,041
好多了，謝謝

1136
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:36,416
上個禮拜國小同學會

1137
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,541
-大家都在問你
-好久不見

1138
01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:39,625
我那天有事

1139
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:51,875
你知道嗎，在1907年

1140
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:54,958
美國麻省有一個醫學博士
叫麥克道格

1141
01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:56,833
他用了六個快死掉的病人

1142
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,250
-做了一個實驗
-你趁我死了

1143
01:20:59,041 --> 01:21:00,708
-人在死掉的時候
-在這裡放電

1144
01:21:00,791 --> 01:21:01,958
體重會瞬間掉…

1145
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:02,958
你不要吵啦

1146
01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:04,583
我愛跟誰放電就跟誰放電

1147
01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:11,833
體重會瞬間掉10到21公克

1148
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,833
我想說的是

1149
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,125
閃電打下來都過了這麼久

1150
01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:17,583
你真的不要太傷心

1151
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:19,166
雖然阿綸他死了

1152
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,208
但至少還有21公克

1153
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:23,458
他應該，不…

1154
01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:25,541
一定在西方極樂念經了啦

1155
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,833
你不要吵啦，人家講那麼認真

1156
01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:37,166
我小時候

1157
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:38,958
也有一個幻想的朋友

1158
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:42,000
不過我考上大學就戒掉

1159
01:21:42,458 --> 01:21:43,458
是喔

1160
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,916
會不會戒得太晚啦？

1161
01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:50,625
主要是他數學很強

1162
01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:52,375
我不會都會問他

1163
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:56,708
我開玩笑的啦

1164
01:21:58,833 --> 01:21:59,916
我數學很好

1165
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,458
我都自己寫的

1166
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:09,791
妹妹

1167
01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:13,000
你最近有沒有聽到一些可疑的事情？

1168
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:17,458
有一條紅線
一直綁不上去的那個女孩子

1169
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:18,583
後來怎麼了？

1170
01:22:19,125 --> 01:22:20,500
不要這麼八卦

1171
01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:21,666
我們真的很趕

1172
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:23,166
趕什麼啊？

1173
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:24,291
趕去投胎嗎？

1174
01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:36,208
燈塔水母比龍蝦還要厲害

1175
01:22:36,291 --> 01:22:38,583
牠的細胞可以無限地新陳代謝

1176
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,041
基本上牠是不會死掉的

1177
01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:43,291
但是如果有遇到海龜的話

1178
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,333
牠就會…

1179
01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:50,541
你朋友？

1180
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,958
你朋友？

1181
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,333
不認識

1182
01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:15,958
多謝老大成全

1183
01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:43,875
人生不如意

1184
01:23:45,041 --> 01:23:46,583
十常八九

1185
01:23:58,416 --> 01:23:59,250
阿綸

1186
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:02,291
大哥，你哪位啊？

1187
01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:05,458
五百年前，你砍下我的頭

1188
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:08,458
想起來，給我想起來

1189
01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,375
先生…

1190
01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:19,708
快跑

1191
01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:23,500
小咪快走

1192
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:24,416
快點

1193
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:26,541
小咪

1194
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,958
你幹嘛不走？

1195
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:32,791
快走

1196
01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:36,750
快走啊

1197
01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:46,375
石孝綸

1198
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:47,750
小咪

1199
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,666
小咪

1200
01:25:08,291 --> 01:25:09,666
小咪快走

1201
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,833
快走，快

1202
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,000
大哥，冷靜

1203
01:25:32,791 --> 01:25:34,750
陰陽有界

1204
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:38,291
陰陽有界

1205
01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,500
月老石孝綸

1206
01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:42,708
給我滾過來

1207
01:25:51,666 --> 01:25:52,750
報告長官

1208
01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:54,083
這裡有鬼

1209
01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:58,333
學長

1210
01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:01,500
老大明明給你這麼好的機會

1211
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:05,208
到底在執迷不悟什麼？

1212
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,666
我當了牛頭五百年

1213
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:14,583
親眼看著那些王八蛋

1214
01:26:14,666 --> 01:26:16,708
在我的面前

1215
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,875
投胎又投胎

1216
01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:22,458
我決定回來報仇的時候

1217
01:26:22,833 --> 01:26:24,333
他們什麼都忘了

1218
01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:30,625
只有我

1219
01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:32,875
忘不掉

1220
01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:35,375
跟我回去

1221
01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:40,291
我不想一直再玩那套

1222
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,541
放下放下的遊戲

1223
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:02,166
真好，樓下正在拜地基主

1224
01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:27,166
那個月老石孝綸跟他的搭檔黃文姿

1225
01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:28,708
在人間濫用紅線

1226
01:27:28,791 --> 01:27:31,791
傷害生者某某湯，陰莖一案

1227
01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:34,208
生者洪菁晴未經許可使用陰陽眼一案

1228
01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:36,875
月老黃文姿亂七八糟
盜用織女原始紅線

1229
01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:38,583
都什麼年代還有人覺得陰陽眼

1230
01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:40,250
是一種禁忌，是種違規

1231
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:42,791
但不是，它其實是一種疾病

1232
01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:45,250
那她既然有了疾病
我們就要想辦法治療她

1233
01:27:45,333 --> 01:27:48,458
人鬼戀沒有什麼大不了的，重點是

1234
01:27:48,541 --> 01:27:49,958
-愛情的本質
-石孝綸與生者洪菁晴

1235
01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:52,250
逾越人鬼界線，真是爛透了

1236
01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:53,708
爛透了

1237
01:27:54,083 --> 01:27:55,666
（判，褫奪神職）

1238
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,541
喵三小啦？

1239
01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:32,916
Pinky

1240
01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:34,708
對不起啦

1241
01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,500
我跟小咪談戀愛

1242
01:28:37,791 --> 01:28:38,916
把你連累進來

1243
01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:45,958
我好像

1244
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:48,916
有點太兇

1245
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:52,000
對不起啦

1246
01:28:52,458 --> 01:28:53,750
倒楣死了

1247
01:29:04,666 --> 01:29:05,916
我就真的很機車

1248
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:08,791
什麼很，是超機車

1249
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,083
我明明就那麼可愛

1250
01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:13,500
活著的時候都已經夠衰了

1251
01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:16,208
死了以後還要那麼倒楣喜歡你

1252
01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:25,208
好啦

1253
01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:27,083
其實我覺得我…

1254
01:29:27,166 --> 01:29:28,250
不用

1255
01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:31,208
不用什麼？

1256
01:29:31,291 --> 01:29:32,333
就不用啊

1257
01:29:35,166 --> 01:29:37,125
不用是怎樣啦？

1258
01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:39,916
是我去跟他們說你們在搞人鬼戀的

1259
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,083
可是我昨天

1260
01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:42,500
真的太生氣…

1261
01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,083
太傷心，太傷心了

1262
01:29:46,083 --> 01:29:48,333
對不起…

1263
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,041
我就說不用啊

1264
01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:55,916
要不是你偷偷打我的小報告

1265
01:29:56,541 --> 01:29:57,833
牛頭馬面剛好來抓我

1266
01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,750
小咪可能真的就…

1267
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,500
就被那個爛鬼幹掉

1268
01:30:01,791 --> 01:30:02,875
你根本打小報告達人

1269
01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:04,041
謝謝…

1270
01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:15,375
不客氣…

1271
01:30:41,666 --> 01:30:43,458
像我這種惡人

1272
01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,291
也可以擔任這份重任嗎？

1273
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,750
像我這個惡人

1274
01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:55,500
可以嗎？

1275
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:04,875
為您插播一則社會新聞

1276
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:06,833
昨天發生的凶殺案

1277
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,416
警方證實凶嫌
是在一個多月前於勝利水果行

1278
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:12,791
犯下魚販王氏殺人案的疑凶

1279
01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:15,416
兩案有相當多的疑點尚待釐清

1280
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,458
而兇嫌確切的死亡原因

1281
01:31:17,541 --> 01:31:18,875
經法醫解剖後

1282
01:31:18,958 --> 01:31:20,916
也將在明天中午出爐

1283
01:31:21,291 --> 01:31:24,000
接下來為您持續關心國際焦點…

1284
01:31:30,166 --> 01:31:31,541
石孝綸…

1285
01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:36,083
你不是很喜歡鬧我嗎？

1286
01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:08,416
跟我告白

1287
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:12,041
你跟我告白

1288
01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:13,291
我再拒絕你

1289
01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:15,083
這樣我就不跟你計較

1290
01:32:17,291 --> 01:32:18,458
幹嘛那麼麻煩？

1291
01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:21,291
我當沒聽到就好了嘛

1292
01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:23,208
這樣很賤

1293
01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:36,750
阿魯

1294
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:38,333
阿魯

1295
01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:40,833
阿魯

1296
01:32:41,875 --> 01:32:43,458
你是不是要下班了？

1297
01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:45,416
不等哥哥來

1298
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,333
哥哥還沒跟你說再見耶

1299
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:54,208
謝謝你一直陪著我

1300
01:32:55,625 --> 01:32:56,708
陪著我們

1301
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:02,416
我過的每一天都好開心…

1302
01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:05,541
不要害怕喔

1303
01:33:06,083 --> 01:33:08,958
哥哥說下面的世界很多很好玩的東西

1304
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,833
你一定會玩得很開心的

1305
01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:14,625
一到那邊就先去找哥哥

1306
01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:16,666
哥哥一定會好好照顧你

1307
01:33:18,708 --> 01:33:20,916
姊姊我一定會好好的照顧自己

1308
01:33:21,583 --> 01:33:22,916
不要讓你擔心

1309
01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:25,083
沒事的…

1310
01:34:52,583 --> 01:34:53,750
我曉得

1311
01:34:54,416 --> 01:34:56,208
是你起的頭

1312
01:35:36,916 --> 01:35:37,875
黑漆漆

1313
01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:41,041
黑漆漆，你等我一下啦

1314
01:35:48,291 --> 01:35:51,291
我一直當你是我親妹妹

1315
01:35:53,416 --> 01:35:54,958
你要我的頭

1316
01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:57,208
跟我說一下就夠了

1317
01:36:00,916 --> 01:36:02,208
你忘了？

1318
01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:07,583
你當然什麼都忘了

1319
01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:13,291
你在我面前喝過十幾次孟婆湯

1320
01:36:17,583 --> 01:36:20,625
你忘得很痛快

1321
01:37:10,541 --> 01:37:12,000
阿魯，阿魯你怎麼會死掉？

1322
01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:13,375
你怎麼會死掉？小咪知道嗎？

1323
01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:14,458
小咪知道你死掉嗎？

1324
01:37:14,541 --> 01:37:15,958
你怎麼會過來找我？

1325
01:37:16,041 --> 01:37:17,250
這麼多洞你也找得到我

1326
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:18,291
你怎麼那麼強？

1327
01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:20,041
太強，死掉還這麼強？

1328
01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:20,958
你怎麼找得到我的？

1329
01:37:21,041 --> 01:37:21,875
你還記得我嗎？

1330
01:37:21,958 --> 01:37:22,875
阿魯，我是那個…

1331
01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:24,250
漂亮姊姊啊

1332
01:37:32,625 --> 01:37:33,958
小咪有危險

1333
01:38:01,791 --> 01:38:02,916
碟仙…

1334
01:38:03,083 --> 01:38:05,416
請問你是怎麼死的？

1335
01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:06,958
這個不能問

1336
01:38:07,458 --> 01:38:09,958
-被雷打死
-被雷打死

1337
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:11,416
乾脆

1338
01:39:11,875 --> 01:39:13,708
還我一顆頭

1339
01:39:20,291 --> 01:39:22,625
忽風又忽雨

1340
01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,291
這種怨氣啊

1341
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,083
不太妙喔

1342
01:39:28,708 --> 01:39:31,416
妙…

1343
01:39:31,958 --> 01:39:33,875
執迷不悟

1344
01:39:37,666 --> 01:39:41,166
你多久沒有看過自己的表情？

1345
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:43,541
我被落井後

1346
01:39:43,625 --> 01:39:45,916
換你當了牛頭多久？

1347
01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:48,625
你殺了多少鬼？

1348
01:39:50,208 --> 01:39:51,333
一千？

1349
01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:52,666
一萬？

1350
01:39:52,750 --> 01:39:56,541
在陰間可有一個鬼正眼看過你？

1351
01:39:58,416 --> 01:40:00,625
我當了牛頭五百年

1352
01:40:01,958 --> 01:40:04,000
等你受夠了那種眼神

1353
01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:06,166
你也會和我一樣

1354
01:40:07,166 --> 01:40:08,750
不要被影響

1355
01:40:19,333 --> 01:40:21,291
陰陽有界

1356
01:40:27,625 --> 01:40:30,375
來來去去還是這招

1357
01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,625
在這裡打不行嗎？

1358
01:40:32,708 --> 01:40:33,583
小咪

1359
01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:55,000
你到底跑去哪裡？

1360
01:40:58,166 --> 01:40:59,416
阿魯牠…

1361
01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:01,791
我知道

1362
01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:04,041
我都知道

1363
01:41:04,916 --> 01:41:06,041
阿魯來找我

1364
01:41:06,125 --> 01:41:07,833
牠叫我一定要來救你

1365
01:41:08,416 --> 01:41:09,500
黑漆漆

1366
01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:11,458
月老第二定律

1367
01:41:12,708 --> 01:41:14,208
緣分力量會保護你

1368
01:41:17,375 --> 01:41:19,166
不要怕，緣分力量會保護你

1369
01:41:25,416 --> 01:41:26,833
對不起

1370
01:41:27,708 --> 01:41:29,250
我們沒有念珠

1371
01:41:34,333 --> 01:41:35,916
我死了

1372
01:41:37,500 --> 01:41:39,625
我們不就可以在一起了嗎？

1373
01:41:43,166 --> 01:41:44,541
死了我們就在一起

1374
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,916
我們可以一起當月老

1375
01:42:12,791 --> 01:42:14,166
懺悔

1376
01:42:14,291 --> 01:42:15,333
放下

1377
01:42:15,416 --> 01:42:16,750
輪迴

1378
01:42:16,833 --> 01:42:19,916
通通都是閻羅王拿來騙鬼的

1379
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:24,625
對不起

1380
01:42:26,958 --> 01:42:28,625
對不起

1381
01:42:31,083 --> 01:42:33,833
彼岸就在眼前

1382
01:42:37,041 --> 01:42:39,291
沒有彼岸

1383
01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:09,541
五百年

1384
01:43:10,333 --> 01:43:12,625
彼岸明明就在那裡

1385
01:43:12,708 --> 01:43:15,791
卻總是看得到，到不了

1386
01:43:16,791 --> 01:43:21,833
人間、陰間，都找不到平靜

1387
01:43:21,916 --> 01:43:23,250
輪迴

1388
01:43:23,625 --> 01:43:25,666
只是不斷受苦

1389
01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:29,333
根本就沒有彼岸

1390
01:43:29,416 --> 01:43:31,958
沒有彼岸

1391
01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:43,583
不能讓他在人間入魔

1392
01:43:53,875 --> 01:43:55,416
對不起

1393
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:57,000
沒機會投胎啦

1394
01:43:57,083 --> 01:43:58,375
投胎？

1395
01:43:58,458 --> 01:43:59,791
想都沒想過

1396
01:44:35,916 --> 01:44:37,125
為什麼？

1397
01:44:37,708 --> 01:44:39,375
為什麼？

1398
01:44:40,541 --> 01:44:43,875
為什麼…

1399
01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:27,333
我當過仙人掌、魚

1400
01:45:27,416 --> 01:45:28,708
還有蟬？

1401
01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:50,208
謝謝…

1402
01:45:50,291 --> 01:45:52,458
那七天，我很快樂

1403
01:45:53,291 --> 01:45:54,833
謝謝…

1404
01:45:54,916 --> 01:45:56,916
那七天，我很快樂

1405
01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:57,875
謝謝

1406
01:45:57,958 --> 01:45:59,750
那七天，我很快樂

1407
01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:43,083
同行啊

1408
01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:45,250
對不起

1409
01:46:45,791 --> 01:46:48,833
這個知了在土裡窩了十幾年

1410
01:46:48,916 --> 01:46:51,125
只剩短短的七天

1411
01:46:51,708 --> 01:46:53,458
看在我的面子上

1412
01:46:54,333 --> 01:46:55,875
你們去搶別人

1413
01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:19,750
今天不殺了

1414
01:47:22,916 --> 01:47:23,916
喝酒

1415
01:47:27,125 --> 01:47:28,666
謝謝…

1416
01:47:28,750 --> 01:47:30,416
那七天，我很快樂

1417
01:47:30,500 --> 01:47:33,125
謝謝…

1418
01:47:33,208 --> 01:47:35,125
那七天，我很快樂

1419
01:47:35,208 --> 01:47:36,083
謝謝

1420
01:47:36,166 --> 01:47:38,000
那七天，我很快樂

1421
01:47:38,083 --> 01:47:39,958
謝謝…

1422
01:48:06,750 --> 01:48:08,916
那七天，我很快樂

1423
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:10,791
謝謝…

1424
01:48:10,875 --> 01:48:13,208
那七天，我很快樂

1425
01:48:13,291 --> 01:48:14,166
謝謝

1426
01:48:14,250 --> 01:48:16,125
那七天，我很快樂

1427
01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:17,958
謝謝…

1428
01:48:18,041 --> 01:48:19,416
我很快樂

1429
01:48:20,625 --> 01:48:22,583
舉手之勞

1430
01:48:24,875 --> 01:48:27,083
舉手之勞

1431
01:48:28,666 --> 01:48:30,416
舉手之勞

1432
01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:42,166
如有來生

1433
01:48:42,958 --> 01:48:44,666
再無來生

1434
01:49:41,458 --> 01:49:43,166
在一起

1435
01:49:45,375 --> 01:49:47,083
在一起

1436
01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:52,416
（在一起？）

1437
01:50:51,875 --> 01:50:53,625
你說好，就算只有一秒

1438
01:50:53,708 --> 01:50:56,041
我也是全世界最開心的人

1439
01:50:56,541 --> 01:50:57,958
一秒又不夠

1440
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:00,875
一秒

1441
01:51:02,125 --> 01:51:03,000
就夠了

1442
01:51:19,541 --> 01:51:21,125
你等我一下

1443
01:52:10,291 --> 01:52:12,666
拜託你再等我一下，你不要不見

1444
01:52:12,750 --> 01:52:13,958
你不要不見

1445
01:52:16,416 --> 01:52:17,583
小咪

1446
01:52:19,208 --> 01:52:20,833
活著的時候…

1447
01:52:20,916 --> 01:52:21,916
石孝綸

1448
01:52:22,333 --> 01:52:24,166
你成績那麼爛，轉來開誠幹嘛？

1449
01:52:24,250 --> 01:52:25,500
我們很快樂

1450
01:52:25,583 --> 01:52:26,458
我警告你…

1451
01:52:30,041 --> 01:52:30,875
你幹嘛？

1452
01:52:30,958 --> 01:52:32,375
神經病啊，去死啦你

1453
01:52:33,333 --> 01:52:34,208
推你個頭

1454
01:52:34,333 --> 01:52:35,916
我很感激

1455
01:52:36,416 --> 01:52:37,916
死了以後

1456
01:52:39,833 --> 01:52:41,750
還能與你相遇

1457
01:52:58,125 --> 01:52:59,583
我還…

1458
01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:03,250
我還欠你一秒

1459
01:53:03,625 --> 01:53:04,666
有些事

1460
01:53:06,208 --> 01:53:07,625
一萬年也不會變

1461
01:53:11,291 --> 01:53:12,250
一萬年

1462
01:53:12,708 --> 01:53:13,916
給我

1463
01:53:14,708 --> 01:53:15,791
不給你

1464
01:53:30,333 --> 01:53:33,041
急著投胎，就不要當蝸牛嘛

1465
01:53:33,125 --> 01:53:34,125
快到，快到了

1466
01:53:34,625 --> 01:53:36,041
你先讓牠趴著啦

1467
01:53:36,541 --> 01:53:38,250
趴著肺部才會擴張

1468
01:53:38,333 --> 01:53:39,833
好，我馬上到

1469
01:54:11,208 --> 01:54:15,458
下輩子沒月老
幫我們牽紅線，怎麼辦？

1470
01:54:16,125 --> 01:54:17,583
我想起來

1471
01:54:18,875 --> 01:54:20,375
我想起來

1472
01:54:22,416 --> 01:54:23,791
我會找到你

1473
01:54:29,916 --> 01:54:31,416
你60歲的時候沒人要

1474
01:54:32,250 --> 01:54:33,500
我們就結婚嘛

1475
01:54:33,583 --> 01:54:36,000
我從小學五年級就天天拜託她嫁給我

1476
01:54:36,083 --> 01:54:37,458
命中註定

1477
01:54:37,750 --> 01:54:38,916
有些事

1478
01:54:39,250 --> 01:54:40,791
一萬年也不會變

1479
01:54:41,333 --> 01:54:42,291
小咪

1480
01:54:45,541 --> 01:54:47,666
我好像愛上你了

1481
01:54:47,750 --> 01:54:49,291
求求你嫁給我

1482
01:54:50,375 --> 01:54:51,291
好啊

1483
01:54:55,333 --> 01:54:56,625
找到你了

1484
01:56:24,083 --> 01:56:25,375
好啊

1485
01:56:37,083 --> 01:56:39,625
（小心）

1486
01:56:50,666 --> 01:56:56,166
（小白點，大便）

1487
01:56:56,666 --> 01:56:59,958
（一顆白珠，仙人掌）

1488
01:57:00,041 --> 01:57:03,750
（二顆白珠，蟬）

1489
01:57:03,833 --> 01:57:08,666
（三顆白珠，蜆仔）

1490
01:57:08,750 --> 01:57:13,083
（四顆白珠，燈塔水母）

1491
01:57:13,166 --> 01:57:18,125
（五顆白珠，蝸牛）

1492
01:57:18,208 --> 01:57:23,125
（六顆白珠，蟑螂）

1493
01:57:23,208 --> 01:57:27,000
（七顆白珠，變色龍）

1494
01:57:27,083 --> 01:57:31,208
（八顆白珠，龍蝦）

1495
01:57:31,291 --> 01:57:36,208
（九顆白珠，蝙蝠）

1496
01:57:36,291 --> 01:57:42,416
（十顆白珠，蟒蛇）

1497
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:46,500
（11顆白珠，鴿子）

1498
01:57:46,583 --> 01:57:51,583
（12顆白珠，豬）

1499
01:57:51,666 --> 01:57:55,750
（13顆白珠，海龜）

1500
01:57:55,833 --> 01:58:00,666
（14顆白珠，企鵝）

1501
01:58:00,750 --> 01:58:05,666
（15顆白珠，臺灣黑熊）

1502
01:58:05,750 --> 01:58:09,833
（16顆白珠，草泥馬）

1503
01:58:09,916 --> 01:58:14,041
（17顆白珠，海豚）

1504
01:58:14,125 --> 01:58:18,250
（18顆白珠，猴）

1505
01:58:18,333 --> 01:58:23,000
（19顆白珠，狗）

1506
01:58:23,083 --> 01:58:27,583
（20顆白珠，人）

1507
01:58:27,666 --> 01:58:31,958
（20顆白珠加1，貓）

1508
01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:37,041
（投胎陰德兌換表）

1509
01:58:38,583 --> 01:58:39,875
確定嗎？

1510
01:58:39,958 --> 01:58:41,666
沒聽過這種事

1511
01:58:41,750 --> 01:58:43,708
確定，而且你們看

1512
01:58:44,333 --> 01:58:45,791
我胎記都申請了

1513
01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,916
到底是聽誰講的啦？

1514
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:49,833
要玩這麼大就對了

1515
01:58:50,500 --> 01:58:52,541
不管啦，反正你們只要一認出我

1516
01:58:52,625 --> 01:58:54,500
就要立刻把我跟黑漆漆綁在一起

1517
01:58:54,583 --> 01:58:55,875
要立刻，要馬上喔

1518
01:58:58,333 --> 01:59:01,958
拜拜…

1519
01:59:17,458 --> 01:59:18,625
一、二、三

1520
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:22,875
好

1521
01:59:23,166 --> 01:59:24,208
這裡有點裂痕

1522
01:59:24,291 --> 01:59:25,750
是不是太陽曬太多？

1523
01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:27,791
這龜殼看起來還好

1524
01:59:28,416 --> 01:59:29,541
看一下

1525
01:59:30,666 --> 01:59:31,833
問題是龜頭

1526
01:59:32,625 --> 01:59:33,791
這邊有點感染

1527
01:59:35,125 --> 01:59:36,083
你看

1528
01:59:36,166 --> 01:59:38,500
對了，你是不是又改我機票？

1529
01:59:38,583 --> 01:59:40,875
照這樣子，我一輩子都看不到極光

1530
01:59:40,958 --> 01:59:42,208
你知道極光

1531
01:59:42,291 --> 01:59:45,500
是當從太陽表面吹送出來的太陽風

1532
01:59:45,583 --> 01:59:46,750
到達地球時

1533
01:59:46,833 --> 01:59:48,666
太陽風中的高能量帶電粒子

1534
01:59:48,750 --> 01:59:50,625
會隨著地磁的磁力線方向

1535
01:59:50,708 --> 01:59:52,166
往兩極的方向移動

1536
01:59:52,250 --> 01:59:53,875
你在看三小？

1537
01:59:54,416 --> 01:59:56,000
你的蝸牛好醜

1538
01:59:56,083 --> 01:59:57,458
沒你的醜啦

1539
01:59:58,500 --> 02:00:01,416
你更醜，你比蝸牛還要醜

1540
02:00:01,500 --> 02:00:03,250
你好醜，你的雞好醜

1541
02:00:03,333 --> 02:00:05,000
你全家都好醜

1542
02:00:06,083 --> 02:00:07,666
老師說自己醜的人

1543
02:00:07,750 --> 02:00:09,083
才會說別人醜

1544
02:00:10,791 --> 02:00:12,083
拜託

1545
02:00:12,166 --> 02:00:13,875
你先說我醜的好不好

1546
02:00:14,166 --> 02:00:17,750
而且我去買早餐店的老闆娘都會叫我

1547
02:00:17,833 --> 02:00:20,750
小帥哥

1548
02:00:21,291 --> 02:00:23,583
你不但醜，還很笨

1549
02:00:24,541 --> 02:00:25,791
我的帥

1550
02:00:25,875 --> 02:00:27,875
一萬年也不會變