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It's been a huge year for the box office, hasn't it?
The first half was dominated by Kwak Kyung-taek's Friend.
"You go to Hawaii."
And now, in the latter half of the year, My Sassy Girl is taking theaters by storm.
Gyeon-woo,
today's first song is Shin Seung-hun's "I Believe."
That guy is doing it again.
Is there something wrong with him?
What was your name again?
Dance Machine,
DM,
Hwang Hyun-woo, officially.
-You 18? -Nineteen.
You're so young looking.
Are you…
on a special diet?
It could be because I grew up eating pork rinds.
Do you want me to sing for you now?
I'm already aware of your singing abilities.
Just by speaking with you,
-I've determined your vocal range. -I want to be a singer…
and a dancer.
Being a singer isn't anything special.
Anyone can do it if they meet a competent producer.
Give me a year to train you properly,
and then you'll be a pop star.
What is it?
Don't want to?
Oh, no, no. It's not that I don't want to…
I just don't feel like I really deserve it.
All right, I'll do it!
'Cause this is my time!
We're on the same page, even though we just met each other.
Exciting, isn't it?
Whoa!
If I'm being honest, I wasn't holding out a lot of hope.
But how great to rehearse in such a beautiful building.
-I'll give it everything I have, and-- -What are you doing? That's not it.
SAMWOO ENTERTAINMENT AGENCY
Okay, Well, the inside looks better than the outside does.
It's clean and seems pretty decent, actually.
-I'll do my best to succeed and-- -Where do you think you're going?
It's down here.
YONGGU RECORDS
Your bandmates are waiting right behind that door.
On the road to success, courage is required.
Go ahead.
Open the door.
Gonna pound in the sound!
Baby!
Yo!
Ha!
Gonna pound in the sound!
Woo!
Gu Sang-gu!
Let's go!
-I think you did it. -Yo! Hey!
It's pounded all the way in, you can stop now.
Where's Do-mi?
Who's he?
Say hello, guys. This is your new band mate.
Uh…
Dance Machine, DM,
Hwang Hyun-woo.
This is Do-mi and Sang-gu.
Do-mi sings, Sang-gu raps.
And as for you, you'll sing and dance. A double threat.
Huh? B-But we've already got a vocalist.
He'll do sub vocals.
But, Mr. Park, we're an old-school, rap-centric, hip-hop duet.
That was the old you.
From now on, you're a trio!
A co-ed trio!
-A co-ed trio? -But-But you promised me…
That means we would have to split the profit three ways.
Why do you keep staring at me?
You wanna black eye?
Well, damn.
You promised me an old-school, rap-centric, hip-hop duet.
And now you're trashing all our plans because you wanna make us dance!
You weren't trying to rap that, were you?
Your debut song is out, let's give it a listen.
Everybody gather 'round.
"LOVE IS" DEMO
This place is dangerous.
You like it?
It's good, huh?
What did you pay for it?
It's not hip-hop at all.
Now that we have a song,
we just need to hire someone to work out the dance moves.
The choreo?
Leave that to me.
1ST ALBUM PROMOTION
Guys, make sure you don't freeze up
when they turn the cameras on you.
And, whatever you do, don't be freaked out by the audience.
You talk way too much. Are you scared?
The pastor at my old church
would get super scared before the service, so he'd tell himself…
"Everyone here except me is a worthless piece of shit."
-Then he wasn't scared anymore. -Worthless piece of shit.
A pastor who swears at his congregation?
Nice church you went to.
Oh! Hyung, I think it's starting to work.
-Oh, yeah? Cool. -Yeah.
Everyone but me is a piece of shit.
Yo, everybody's just a piece of shit.
Yo! Everybody's just a piece of shit!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Just quiet down. -Quiet down!
Let's go. Come on.
-Let's go! -Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dancing Hyun-woo!
Singing Do-mi!
Rapping Sang-gu!
Triangle!
-Let's go! -Yo!
…the trio set to conquer the music industry
with a super powerful dance extravaganza.
Here's Triangle's debut performance of "Love Is."
"LOVE IS" BY TRIANGLE TOP 10 MUSIC
Yo
"LOVE IS" IS RISING FAST
ROOKIE TRIO TAKES THE MUSIC SCENE BY STORM
Everybody!
Everybody, body!
SWEEPS MUSIC SCENE
TEEN FAN BASE FORMS ON DEBUT
Uh, uh, come on, now!
Come on now! Let me hear you say
What's up? Say Tri, Tri, Triangle
Say T-T-Triangle
Meeting you Was the greatest stroke of luck
When I look back On all my days
The more I get to know you The more scared I get
How much of it Did you ever really mean?
No way, what if you do this? What if you do that?
I bet that's what you're thinking It's so obvious
Will you just stop and answer me?
It's not time yet, I mean right now
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
-Why is it so complicated, baby -Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever That it will go on
Promise me, my love
Oh, my love
All my people, say, ho!
Put your hands up in the air, yo!
-Say, hey, ho! -Hey, ho!
What is love? Love is
What even is love? Love is
One, two, three, let's go!
DANCING MACHINE HYUN-WOO
BYEON DO-MI ROCKS
ONLY YOU, HWANG HYUN-WOO
Hyun-woo, over here!
We love you, Hyun-woo!
2ND ALBUM PROMOTION
How come our balloons are three different colors?
-Because the primary colors of light are… -Hi!
…red, green, and blue.
I'm here with the group
that burst onto the scene like a comet last year,
whose second album has made them a contender for number one this year.
One, two, three.
Hello!
We are!
Triangle!
I heard the leader of the group, Hwang Hyun-woo, wrote and composed
-every single song on this album. -Ah.
Uh,
the main thing that helped me with my creative struggle
was thinking of all our fans out there.
Can we call you a singer-songwriter from now on?
TOP 10 MUSIC, UP FOR #1 TRIANGLE
Oh, and Do-mi,
-I heard that you in particular… -Yeah.
…received some vocal training.
Ah, yes, that's true.
I always look for ways to improve myself.
There's no such thing as a day off for this girl.
Wow, what remarkable passion.
-Yo, check it out. Peace. -Pew.
Nice. Okay,
that was Triangle, our first interview of the day.
What about…
-Uh, uh. Mmm. -Oh.
-Tri… angle! -Angle!
-Thank you. -Thank you!
Our next interview
is another number one contender, like Triangle.
The man who's commonly known as the Prince of Ballads,
-Choi Seong-gon. -Hmm.
You just broke the record for being the number two spot the longest.
How about saying a little something to your fans?
Coming in at number two for 38 weeks,
it's your knight in shining armor,
Choi Seong-gon, standing by your side, as always.
I want to say that my fans are my sole reason for being.
-And I want to reveal that I'm actually… -Uh-huh.
-…a big fan of that group over there. -Oh!
Triangle,
-love you. -Woo!
Love.
Ugh, 38 weeks at number two.
And that damn Tricycle or whatever is already a contender?
I've been working my ass off to get to number one.
Seong-gon, please get ready for the stage.
-Thanks. -Love you.
Man, it was hard keeping up that fake friendly act.
So you wrote all our songs, did you?
Hyung, you can't even read music.
Mr. Park told me to say that, since I'm the group leader.
What was I supposed to do?
Okay, then what am I? A lackey?
Yeah, I guess you are.
You're an idiot!
How dare you!
Take it outside.
-That cheesy bastard's starting his song. -Number two on the charts
for a whopping 38 weeks,
here's the tenacious Prince of Ballads, Choi Seong-gon,
making another run at the number one spot with "I Like You."
I like you
I like you because you're pretty
Because you're pretty
I like you
I like you because you're kind
Because you're kind
I like you
I like you so much I could die
I like you
We like you back!
-You like me too -I like you too!
We like each other
Ooh, ah, ooh-ah
The truth is that
I just…
like you the way you are.
Number one!
Shout it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-Shout it out, shout it out -Shout it out, shout it out
LOVE YOU, TRIANGLE THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE
Now, all that's left is to reveal the number one song for this week.
-Dancing Machine Hwang Hyun-woo! -Combining album sales,
-broadcast score, and live ARS votes… -I like you
…the number one song on Top 10 Music this week is…
Will it be Triangle or Choi Seong-gon?
Triangle, Choi Seong-gon.
Choi Seong-gon, Triangle!
Now, after tallying the final scores
for the second week of March on Top 10 Music…
Spot number two…
-goes to Choi Seong-gon… -Yeah!
…with Triangle coming in at number one!
Congratulations!
Yeah!
Why don't you say a few words to our audience.
I never thought that the first song I ever wrote
would hit number one like that.
To our RGB Army,
I love you!
#1 "SHOUT IT OUT" BY TRIANGLE
Triangle will continue to do our best
and to work as hard as we can
in order to make sure our music keeps on improving. Thanks!
We'll leave you now with an encore performance
by our number one winner, Triangle.
-See you next week. Everyone, goodbye! -Goodbye!
They're having a party just because they hit number one once?
TOP TEN MUSIC NO. 1
I don't get it.
How is it that such a crappy song is number one?
-I'm going home now. -Oh!
Gon, Gon, Gon!
Don't go yet. Everyone from the network is here.
The CEO wants you to schmooze a little, okay?
-I'm not doing that. -Hey, hey, hey.
The network director is thinking of making you number one on the next show.
It'll be ten months at number two if you don't make it next week.
At least I'll still have my pride.
-Mr. Producer. -Who is that?
-Is that a friend of yours? -I'm looking for the producer…
Uh, was it the producer, or the network director…
Mr. Network Director.
Oh, sorry.
Mr. Producer.
-Just wondering… -Hey.
-…if the producer's in there-- -Just get in. Come on, move it.
Uh, what? Um…
Here.
Thanks.
I heard the network director and the producer were here, so I…
He'll be here soon. Just have a smoke while you wait.
Hey, don't do that. What's the matter with you?
Give me some of that.
Huh?
I like you
You're number one in my eyes.
You're the real number one.
Number two for 39 weeks?
-You're the best. -Number two, Choi Seong-gon.
-You're a prince. -I'm telling you, you're the best.
-The Prince of Ballads. -Number two for 39 weeks?
I like you so much I could die
So, did you talk to him?
About us getting paid?
Our dough. Huh?
The money. The dough he owes.
Dough, dough, dough, where's our dough?
Why are you coming at me about it?
Well, you're the leader, aren't you?
Hyun-woo.
Ah, g-goodness. C-Congratulations. Congrats.
Oh, that was just insane, man!
-Oh. -Seriously, totally insane!
-You were amazing. -Oh, thanks.
Who are you?
I, uh… I'm with Megaton o-over there.
I'm Na Tae-poong.
Are you really in Megaton?
Yeah, we met a few times already.
Excuse me. Uh, someone pooped on the bathroom floor,
-could you clean it up? -It wasn't me who did it.
Hey, Sang-gu, he's not actually a waiter.
He's in Megaton…
Jang-poong!
Oh, my mistake, sorry.
-Tae-poong. -Oh.
-Na Tae-poong. -Yeah.
Jang-poong sounds better.
You should use that instead.
What a great idea.
It is.
Ah.
Seriously,
-congratulations. You were amazing. -Thanks.
Seriously, totally amazing.
Okay.
Oh, oh. Hello, Mr. Park. I'm from Megaton, Na--
Hey kiddos! Why are you just sitting around?
-How come you're not partying? -Uh…
Hi, Mr. Park, uh…
Remember that thing I brought up a while ago?
Your money, right?
I mean, we still haven't gotten paid for last year's album promos.
You know how it is. It takes time to work these things out.
So, uh…
It's the nature of this business, actually.
It's not that we haven't processed…
…your payments, they're just deferred.
In accounting terms, you could say your money's on a vacation right now.
Hold on a sec. I'm getting a call.
See that?
That's how I handle things as the leader.
Well, if we don't get paid soon,
you'll be number one on my kill list. Got it?
Hey, why aren't you guys answering your phones?
I've got some bad news.
What is it?
It's all over the papers and TV.
They can't talk about us like that.
CELEBRITIES' TRASHY HEDONISTIC PARTY?
We just had a few drinks and kicked back, is all.
Ugh, that's so wrong!
Damn it. Seriously?
What's the deal? Is that guy crazy?
This guy?
Why the hell would he strip at someone else's party?
-Is it true that you used drugs? -What lewd acts did you engage in?
I didn't-- No, it wasn't me.
Are you denying both the drug use and lewd acts?
If you did use drugs, who did you use them with?
Was this your first time? If not, when did you start using?
RELIABLE POLICE A SAFE COUNTRY
Just moments ago, singer Choi Seong-gon was spotted being brought in
for questioning by local police.
Last night, Choi attended a party…
Did you guys do drugs at the party?
I bet you did.
You look like you did. I can tell just by looking at you. Man, you did, didn't you?
He took something. I knew it.
Shut up, dude, I don't even take aspirin.
I knew that corny poser was bad news,
could tell by the way he combs his hair.
Oh, hyung, did you get it sorted out?
"PLAGIARISM CONTROVERSY"
The singing group Triangle is currently embroiled in a plagiarism scandal.
Huh?
The title track of their second album, written and composed by their leader,
Hwang Hyun-woo, is suspected of plagiarizing a popular Bulgarian song.
Let's take a listen.
Shout it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Shout it out
ORIGINAL SONG - BULGARIA
Shout it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh…
-They're not similar at all. Are they? -Which one is Triangle's song,
and which one is the popular Bulgarian song?
The first one was ours, wasn't it?
No, ours was the second song.
Or maybe not.
I can't tell which one was us!
…their agency, Yonggu Records, has not yet released a statement.
It's such a beautiful day.
The sky looked just like this
on the day you and I first met.
It's an extraordinary thing to witness someone making their exit
at the right time.
Hey, you can't leave! You have to clean up this mess first!
Adios.
Hello, are you there?
Okay.
Don't take this the wrong way.
It's not necessarily because of this, okay?
Lately I've been feeling really limited in Triangle
and got this great offer the other day, so I think I'm just gonna go.
Was the offer from Mr. Hong's company? You think I could get in there too?
I don't think so.
I can't believe you guys!
Who is it?
Mr. Hwang Hyun-woo!
Why did you choose to plagiarize a Bulgarian artist?
Aren't you gonna make a statement?
Please give us a moment of your time.
Hiding won't solve anything!
Ah, this can't be real!
Yeah!
It's a nightmare.
You have to force yourself to wake up now.
PRESENT DAY
I never wanted to show my boyfriend
the less-than-perfect side of myself,
but then a real challenge came my way.
It was when I was meeting his parents for the first time.
Somehow,
I ended up sitting on my boyfriend's father's lap at dinner.
HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY CAN'T STAND HIS LAUGH
WHO'S THIS GUY? JUST SOME DUDE?
Excuse me.
You know I was a huge fan of Triangle.
I had a feeling that was the case.
It was so impressive when the four of you would dance in sync back then.
We were a trio.
-Ah… -Mm-hmm.
A trio.
You guys were the best boy band out there, dude.
It was a co-ed group.
Kiss ass.
-Sorry? -Uh, I said "guest."
I'm a regular on this show, and you're our special ki…
guest today.
Guest.
Thanks for all your hard work up to now.
Oh, is the show format changing?
Wait, it's not being canceled is it?
Oh, no way. Not with our amazing ratings.
So it's just me who's getting let go?
This whole thing is completely my fault.
But, Mr. Oh,
this is my main job. It's the only show I do.
What about your cable show?
You know that I got cut from that over six months ago.
You and I don't know each other that well, so it's not the kind of thing
I'd be aware of.
We could get to know each other better, if you want.
We work well together, huh?
-I'll pass. -At least tell me the reason.
What did I do wrong? I want to know.
You've been out of the industry for so long now,
people don't know who you are.
Listeners are constantly asking about why we always have this rando on the show.
Really? I'm the rando?
You should've gone on a variety show.
I mean, Na Tae-poong from Megaton blew up because of the variety show he was on.
He's everywhere now, even commercials.
See you later.
But…
Wow, just…
Just some rando, huh?
I'm not a rando, man!
Hello, this is rando speaking.
That's me, Hwang Hyun-woo, the rando.
Who?
Gong Ji-tae, the producer?
I know who he is.
I've always been a big fan…
of his variety shows.
A concert to promote Gangwon as an Expo host?
It's in two weeks and it's a live broadcast.
I'm reaching out because we had some cancellations.
Um, Miss Yang,
is there any way I could do it on my own? I've been doing all my gigs solo lately.
Uh, I was asked
to book all the original members of Triangle.
To perform the original version of your first hit song.
You're not on bad terms with the others, are you?
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
Oh, no, no, no. Uh, that's not it.
I mean, asking them to perform again out of the blue is, um…
We're planning to have the concert performers
do a variety show later this year. How about it?
A variety show?
It's a great opportunity.
Well, then we'll do the show, you can bet on it.
Ah, geez.
Hyun-woo.
Hwang Hyun-woo.
This is so amazing!
Gosh, how have you been?
Hey.
You doing okay?
And who are you?
It's me. Na Tae-poong.
I recognized you right away, you know.
These days, I'm everywhere you look pretty much.
Jang…
I mean, Tae-poong?
Oh, hey. Yeah, man, it's been so long.
Yeah. so I guess…
…you haven't been doing much…
much TV work lately?
Well, I'm a singer. I was just booked for a concert.
You know Gong Ji-tae, right?
It's the one that he's producing. Mmm.
Oh, so you’re doing the show I turned down?
That's amazing. Cool.
I've got such a hectic schedule these days,
what with all the gigs and TV work.
It has just been…
So…
What's next on my schedule?
You're going home next.
Oh, I finally get to relax.
Uh, right. Ah…
Okay, well, keep up the good work.
-Okay. -Okay? Later.
See ya.
Wow.
MEGATON BAR
The guy was practically invisible back then.
Oh…
I never thought that the first song I ever wrote
would hit number one like that.
Uh, to our RGB Army,
we love you.
Lung cancer gets you 100 million won.
Liver cancer gets you another 100 million.
Other firms pay out differently
depending on if you have major cancer or minor cancer.
But things are different at our company. We don't distinguish between the two.
So whatever type it is,
as long as your cancer has been diagnosed by a physician…
from that moment on, you're basically set for life.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We don't actually want you to get sick, of course.
Excuse me.
-Oh, sorry about that. So-- Oh, yes? -Uh, I…
I just need to use the restroom.
Oh, yes, yes. Of course, sir. Take your time.
Ugh, who the hell keeps calling me?
Yes, this is Gu Sang-gu.
Why is that jerk calling?
How dare he-- Oh…
Quit calling me, you dickhead.
The bastard must think he's still in charge.
Son of a bitch.
Why's that moron taking so long?
Is he pooping in there?
Some people just love to take a dump whenever they go out.
Stupid shitheads-- Oh!
Say it forward, Gu Sang-gu
Say it backward, Gu Sang-gu
Machine Gun Rapper, Gu Sang-gu
You must be nuts.
You have the balls to show up here?
Well, you said to come over to your place, didn't you?
Yeah, I told you to come if you wanted to die.
See? You invited me over.
Sang-gu. What do you say?
Gangwon's Expo hosting promotional concert.
Shut the hell up and get outta here.
Your rapping really was the best, you know?
Let's get back on that stage again.
What was it you said the last time we saw each other?
You ran away without looking back
and let me take the fall for the plagiarism scandal.
And now you want me to buy insurance from you?
Hyung, wait. I'm sorry.
Hyung, I'm so hungry.
I hear my stomach talking to me,
it never stops growling. "Growl," it says.
"Growl!" It keeps saying, "Growl."
Get.
Don't ever show your face to me again.
You said to never show my face to you again!
I know!
That's why I'm the one showing my face to you. Yeah?
Sang-gu.
We've had our differences, but we can just forgive
and move on, hmm? Let's get the group back together.
Triangle.
Whoa! Okay. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Long time no see, Sang-gu. I almost forgot what you looked like.
I'm so sorry about that, Mr. Ko. I should've kept in contact with you.
Who's this? A bonus prize?
They were together, so I brought him as well.
You two close?
Well,
close enough for him to happily do me a favor and perform together
to promote Gangwon hosting an Expo.
-As close as that. -So that means…
Oh…
…you two are close enough…
to bear great pain beside each other.
No, not really.
Have a nice day.
-Sang-gu. -Y-Yes?
When are you going to pay me back? The money from selling insurance is peanuts.
I know, I'm trying,
but I'm only selling insurance to improve my credit score.
My plan is to get a credit card so I can max it out
and pay you back as soon as I possibly can!
You…
have a death wish, don't you?
I really don't, Mr. Ko!
Please don't kill my friend, Mr. Ko.
Tell me how much he owes.
300 million.
Sure thing.
-Hyung, save me. He's gonna kill me. -300 million's a fortune!
Are you nuts?
What's the deal with this concert in Gangwon?
I mean, will it make money?
Big industry gig, hot-shot producer…
If we nail the performance, we could be a regular on his variety show,
start doing gigs. Commercials too. A big money-maker, for sure.
That Megaton guy,
Na Tae-poong, he did a variety show, didn't he?
What business is he in?
He was the producer of my solo album.
Not just your album producer.
Huh…
You could stage a comeback, right?
You mean just him, right?
From now on, you two are going to work hard to pay me back.
-Got it? -You can't make me.
Pay me!
I will do my best to pay you back.
Hey, man, that hurts.
-Okay, goodbye. -Yes, thank you.
Who do you think you are to release a solo album anyway?
Well, I hardly ever got to rap back when we were in Triangle.
Singing Do-mi, dancing Hyun-woo, and Sang-gu, the lackey.
My psychiatrist says it's a number-two complex.
You were number three.
-Oh, yeah… -You went to an analyst
'cause you couldn't rap as much as you wanted to?
Don't ever put rap down. Rap is dope, yo!
Okay, we'll add more rapping. Happy now?
Okay, then let me fill the intro, the outro and the interlude with my rap.
Let's just fill every gap with rap then.
Really?
Oh!
-But do you think Do-mi will do it? -She got married, didn't she?
To a construction company CEO.
It's weird, I never got an invitation.
-I couldn't go to her wedding either. -You too?
Yeah, I was in jail.
I knew that you'd end up doing drugs.
I'm a gambler, not a druggie! Come on.
Do-mi! Hey, it's you!
Hey, Byeon Do-mi! You're Byeon Do-mi, right?
Hey, look! It's me, Hwang Hyun-woo. Why have you been ignoring my calls?
Hey. No. Hey, let go of me. We're friends.
Hey, Do-mi, Do-mi, Do-mi.
What did I tell you? She knows me.
I don't know him. Get him out of here.
Huh? Hey, Byeon Do-mi!
Hey!
HWANG HYUN-WOO
BYEON DO-MI, LET'S GET THE GROUP BACK TOGETHER!
LET'S DO A CONCERT!
How cute. Blackmailing me.
Blackmail? Please.
It's just a memento from the good old days.
How'd you find out where I live, an investigator?
AI.
Really, AI… told you where I live?
The premium version is awesome.
It's true, money is the best, huh?
It's a national live broadcast. Hmm?
You just need to sing our debut song with us. That's it.
Why would I do that now, after all these years?
To relive our memories and reignite our dreams.
Quit the bullshit, will you?
What memories? We don't have any.
You're right. You always called me out on my bullshit.
Help me out just this once.
I really need this.
This concert's my only hope.
Please save me.
Miss Byeon Do-mi.
Do you need money, is that it?
Yeah. Huh? What?
There's no limit on this. You can use it however you want.
Okay?
Oh.
You know what?
Money's important. And I need to make money.
But money isn't everything.
This is my dream. The RGB Army needs us.
I'm serious.
Can't you hear it?
The sound of my racing heart?
I think maybe it will explode.
Well…
-Whoa, hey. -Hey! Stop following me.
You want a black eye? Huh?
Thank you.
Hey!
Tell the truth. You want to be up on that stage again. Don't you?
Isn't that why you came to see me?
When people went wild over our dancing and singing,
that… that feeling! The thrill.
Let's bring back the band and do it again. Do-mi.
Get lost.
Right.
A tycoon's wife can have whatever she wants.
Jun-hoo's new English kindergarten is unsatisfactory.
Stop sending him there after this week.
And starting next week, get him ready to start his art prep class.
If you heard me, why don't you answer?
You have absolutely no manners.
I'm sorry, Mother. It's just that…
I have food in my mouth.
I'll be sure to do as you say.
Ugh, that's disgusting!
Cover your mouth when you sneeze from now on.
That's so uncivilized. Ugh.
Terribly sorry, Mother.
Ugh, you drive me insane.
Mr. Kang, how's the pruning of the ornamental trees in the yard progressing?
The new gardener we hired is quite skilled, ma'am.
That's nice.
Take me outside. Let's take a look.
Ugh, seriously? That's hilarious.
Am I wrong?
I want to know right now But the time's not right
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever That it will go on
I was so awesome back then.
Oh, my love
Smile at me With a face full of confidence
HWANG HYUN-WOO SENT A MESSAGE
Sing to me With your angelic voice
I love you this much I love you so much it's overflowing
Do you think it'll be okay that it's just the two of us?
Hey, if they say no, we'll just have to get down on our knees and beg.
Yes, come in.
-Uh… Hel-- -Nice to meet you!
-I am-- Huh? -You're late. Try to be more punctual.
-Oh, noona! -Oh!
-Huh? -Sorry about that!
Have a seat.
This is our producer.
I'm the Dance Machine, DM, Hwang Hyun-woo.
Hello, my name is…
Say it forward, Gu Sang-gu Say it backward, Gu Sang-gu
A-yo, peace!
Sing for you…
right now?
Can't you do it?
Well, I mean, it's not that we can't do it.
-It's just that we probably should-- -No, hey, this is a live broadcast, okay?
So you need to sing for us before we let you on stage.
-I'm the rapper. Let me rap-- -I get it. You need to hear us sing.
-Oh. -How about we do it next week?
-I could sing now. -No.
One moment, please.
Power on.
Well hey, should I do this? Should I do that?
It's clear that's What is going through your head
Ah, will you just stop and answer me? I want to know right now
Oh, she's good.
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
This is fine.
Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
-This is my favorite part, right here. -Oh, yeah, me too.
…every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever
-My part, my part. -Wow, she's really impressive, huh?
Oh, my love
Smile at me With a face full of confidence
Call out to me with your…
She sounds exactly the same. Almost like she has autotune in her voice.
Is she lip-syncing or something?
Even lip-syncing would be better than this!
What are you doing?
What is he doing?
I'm disappointed.
How can you guys even think about performing when you're so out of practice?
Huh?
Get your act together.
No, no, it was great. It was actually better than we expected.
-No. -Uh…
We have to be at our best for this.
Starting today, we're going into training,
and we vow to make this concert a triumph!
You can depend on… on Triangle…
to get Gangwon its Expo!
Uh, Ms. Yang.
I'm sorry, but could we add a bit more rap to the song?
-Just a little bit. -No, we can't.
Just a bit.
No, we need you to do the original song.
SPECIALIZED SERVICE PROVIDER ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY
SPECIALIZED HUNTER OF NUISANCE WILDLIFE
Ah…
Which floor is the variety show on?
Sorry?
Take good care of her while I'm gone.
Is this it?
Uh…
Are you the ones who called me?
Wh-Who is he?
-Uh… -Who are you?
Uh…
Are you by any chance Choi Seong-gon?
Do you get a lot of dangerous wildlife at TV stations these days?
Like wild boar, water deer.
He doesn't know?
I don't… I just set up the meeting.
I couldn't reach him directly
to explain what it was about.
Uh…
So, uh, Gangwon is hoping to host the Expo,
and, uh, we'd like you to perform at the promotional concert, Mr. Choi Seong-gon.
Concert?
Uh…
Say that again. What did you just say to me?
Uh, s-so, we're, uh…
We're organizing a promotional concert
to support Gangwon's bid to host the Expo and we would like you to perform.
So you're saying…
…I can perform in front of my fans again?
Well, see, it's a live broadcast. We're planning it.
So there's a lot of details we haven't worked out yet.
Sir, I've been longing to sing again.
R-Right,
but we need to ensure that your performance will meet our standards
before we put you on sta--
I like you
I like you because you're pretty
Because you're pretty
I like you
I like you because you're kind
Because you're kind
I like you
I like you because you're funny
Because you're funny
I like you
I like you so much I could die
I like you
You like me too
We like each other
Ooh, ah, ooh-ah
No.
This isn't Choi Seong-gon.
This man is no knight in shining armor.
But…
I prefer my current style.
Ballads are all about skill.
I like you
I rent a rehearsal room even though I'm almost broke,
and these guys just…
Hey, where are you, bro?
Yeah, I'll call you later.
Hey.
What's all this?
Mr. Hong is clearing out his storage room,
so he told me I should take my albums and go to hell.
But I thought his name was Mr. Ko.
Mr. Ko did the first album. This one's the second.
I just… wanted to prove myself.
What are you trying to prove exactly?
Where was this?
-LA. -Why?
Hip-hop's hometown.
The truth is, when I was in Triangle,
my mom always wondered why I was in the background.
In a corner, like some lackey.
She said it was upsetting.
Hey, let's just go in and practice.
Oh, Mom…
He's right though. Hyung is right.
Suck it up now, Gu Sang-gu!
Yo, baby!
One, two, three, four.
Gu Sang-gu, baby, gotta give it up.
GU SANG-GU DRIVE IT IN
What the hell have you been doing lately?
For heaven's sake, answer me! You little…
Are you even listening to me right now, huh?
Yo, if you get diagnosed with cancer You'll be livin' like a gangster
You bank a hundred million won If you get cancer of the lung
Just sign the line
SANG-GU
-Noona! -Hey! What took you so long?
Hey. Did I or did I not tell you guys to email me your practice videos, huh?
Why haven't you done that?
Hey, Gu Sa--
Do-mi, did you memorize your choreo?
Sort of.
S-Sort of?
Damn, I'm hungry.
Let's stop somewhere and get something to eat.
You did it, didn't you? You must've done it.
Hot dog.
Your leader asked you to.
-Hot bar. -So I'm sure you did it.
And tteokbokki.
Sure.
-Enjoy. -Ah, thank you.
Here you go, milady.
I'm sure you're used to much better food than this, but that's all they've got.
-Hmm? -It's okay.
I'm not an actual rich person quite yet.
It's more like I'm a rich-person groupie right now.
A rich-person groupie, huh?
That makes me feel jealous, but at the same time…
a little sad. Hmm?
Hey, who are you to feel sad for me?
You threw your pride and dignity out the window
so you could be in the spotlight one more time.
Hey. Pride doesn't pay the bills, okay?
Besides, if you two hadn't ditched me and took off back then,
I could've kept my pride intact.
Hang on… We ditched you?
You think we ditched you?
You guys signed up with that other agency and I had to fend for myself.
That is exactly…
exactly what happened, huh?
I can't believe you remember all that. It was so long ago.
How do you do it? Mmm.
So do you think Do-mi will want to keep performing?
Why would she?
But who knows? Once the adrenaline hits her,
-she might get hooked, you know? -Oh, noona…
Hyung, wait a minute.
That guy looks really familiar,
but I can't figure out where I know him from.
Hey, he looks familiar to me too.
Where was it? He could be from one of the networks I guess.
Maybe.
Hey. That's Park Yong-gu.
-Hey, hold on. -Hey!
-Oh! -Hyah!
Park Yong-gu!
Okay, listen carefully to what I'm about to say.
This man is not Mr. Park Yong-gu.
He is Mr. Emiliano Scaloni.
And he's not Korean either. He's Argentinian.
Look at this passport. See?
This makes no sense.
Hey, you're Park Yong-gu. Tell them who you are!
No soy coreano. Soy argentino!
No! You're Park Yong-gu from Yong-gu Records,
who pocketed all our profits and skipped the country!
You think I wouldn't recognize you just because you have a fake mustache…
and speak a foreign language?
-That's gotta sting. -What do you think you're doing?
You can't treat foreigners that way!
Hey, the mustache looks real.
Listen to me!
Do you want to go to police? To sue?
No police!
I'm busy man, I have a business very important.
Okay, okay.
Welcome to Korea, Mr. Scaloni. Bye-bye!
-Gracias. -Okay!
-You screwed up my-- -Hyung!
-Sir! Leave the man alone! -I got him!
BMW 9841 NAVY BLUE MERCEDES-BENZ 8340
It was him.
That was Mr. Park, for sure.
All right, so suppose it was Mr. Park, what do we do now?
We get our revenge. What else?
He's the reason I ended up like this.
Oh! Hey.
Isn't that Mr. Park's car just up ahead?
Yes! Come on!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
-We need to catch him! -Geez, seriously? No, don't!
-Don't! -Step on it. We're gonna lose him.
-I'm getting my money back no matter what. -Step on it? Step on what?
-Faster! -Are you crazy?
-What do you mean, step on it, noona? -Speed up! Come on!
-No, you can't. Hey, stop. -Closer, closer, closer. Come on!
I'm gonna catch up with you.
-We got him, we got him. -Yeah. Faster!
-Oh, God, don't. Slow down. -Let's go!
Slow down. Don't.
Just stop, please!
You're mine!
-Almost there, almost there, almost… -Jesus, slow down.
We're too close. We're gonna crash.
-Hey you! -We're gonna get in an accident.
-We have a concert! Snap out of it! -You think I wouldn't recognize you?
Hey, Park Yong-gu! Give me my money! Pay me what you owe me!
-Ram him! Now! -Oh, no. Whoa.
-What the hell are you talking about? -Do it!
-Are you nuts? -Almost got him!
Y-Y-You want me to? You sure?
-Seriously! Don't do it! -Come on!
-Stop the car now. -No, it's fine.
-I'm gonna ram him now! -Hyung, are you outta your mind?
-This is crazy! -Hurry up, come on. Ram him now!
No!
Oh, God…
I warned you, hyung.
Hyun-woo, I think you're totally screwed.
What do we do?
-Oh, no. Oh, no! -What do we do?
Hey, hey!
-Oh, shit, oh, shit. -Hold on!
-Whoa, Hey, Hey! Wait for us! -It's steep!
Come on!
I got you! Come on, come on, come on, come on.
-Oh! -Hey, Mr. Park, are you okay?
-He's alive. He's alive, he's alive. -He's alive?
-He's alive. -Should we call an ambulance?
Well, of course we should.
Why are you asking me?
You were driving the car that almost killed him.
You're gonna be the one they arrest.
So it's not my decision, it's up to you if we call or not.
-They'll arrest me? -Of course.
But you were the one who egged me on.
-Right-- Huh? -Oh, my God!
I think we made eye contact.
-Oh! -Huh?
Hmm?
What the…
You sure you weren't seeing things?
I'll try slapping him.
Stop, don't! What if he's actually injured?
You could hurt him even more.
Let's get him in the car for now.
Either we take him to the hospital…
-Or we bury him in the hills. -Yeah, good idea, the hills.
Wait. No, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, man, he's heavy.
Oh!
-Look out! -No, no, no, no, no, no.
-I lost my grip. -You have to hold him tightly!
-I was holding on tightly. -Come on! Run! Let's get him!
-What do we do? Oh! -Oh, shit.
-What do we do? -Grab him, noona!
geez!
-He's rolling away again. -No!
-Ah! Why do you keep losing your grip? -Over there!
I'm not doing this.
-Ugh. -Oh, set him down.
Damn!
Was I wrong?
He hasn't opened his eyes once.
Hyung, what if you dropped him so many times, he actually died?
I was holding on tight.
Look out!
I'm sorry! I'm still a rookie driver!
A rookie?
And you… you drive that, and you're a rookie?
Hey! You need to watch where you're going!
Are you okay? Is anybody hurt?
I didn't kill anybody, did I?
-Oh, please say no one died. -Whoa, yeah, no one died, okay?
-No one's hurt either. -Okay okay!
Right.
It's okay.
I'll call the police. I'll turn myself in.
Nonsense! No need. Put your phone down.
Uh-huh.
Put that phone away right now!
You're bleeding, though.
Please, at least let me call my insurance company, sir.
It's okay, driving is risky. People get hurt.
And sometimes they bleed, you know?
Well… what about what I did to your car?
You don't need to concern yourself with that.
Please, go now.
Wait a minute.
You guys…
look familiar.
I know you.
He sings.
You rap…
Right?
I can rap, but he can't sing.
Byeon Do-mi, in the early 2000s you were in…Tambourine.
Right?
Xylophone.
-Triangle, dude. -Triangle!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I see what's happening. I'll post about it
all over social media.
What, what, what? Post what?
This wholesome celebrity story.
Best idea ever!
You should go right now and post that wholesome story.
-Of course. -Okay, up you go.
That's all right.
Just go.
Counting on you. Post that wholesome story!
Hey, this whole thing can be fixed. Don't give up now.
We've got a wholesome story, now we just need to nail the performance.
Where the hell did he go?
Huh?
-Huh? -Huh?
-Oh, sh-- -Shit.
-Wait. What? -What happened?
Guess he wasn't dead.
Huh?
There he is.
Where?
Park Yong-gu!
Stop right there!
Big ones like that are rare.
NUISANCE WILDLIFE WANTED FOR CAUSING CROP DAMAGE, HUMAN INJURIES
Holy shit.
No way.
I'm not a hunter any more, I'm a singer.
Settle down.
I like you
I just want to talk to you!
Hey!
Today's a big day for me.
Let's just talk, okay?
Come on!
Hey.
Where'd he go?
He just disappeared.
Damn it.
What did I do?
Excuse me.
You're not dead, are you? You can't die. You can't die.
Hang in there.
Wait…
Another arrest…
Was this your first time? If not, when did you start using?
Have you been diagnosed with exhibitionism?
Never.
Who is that bastard?
Who is this bastard?
Hi there.
He's suspicious.
Hi, how ya doin'?
He's sketchy.
I'm good.
Just out for a walk.
Same.
A walk, here?
Just walking.
Is he some kind of psycho?
Have we met…
before…
Now that you mention it, I think we might've run into each other…
before…
-Did you do that? -No! It wasn't me!
Hey, what are you doing? Put your back into it.
Noona, I can't!
Ugh! This car's dead.
Noona.
-Noona, I feel dizzy. -Oh, geez.
Enough already.
Noona, my head feels funny.
Who's in that piece of shit?
Wait…
Hello, Mr. Hyun-woo. When can we expect you?
The rehearsal is starting soon and Mr. Oh is looking for you.
Oh, really, he is?
Oh, that's okay, we are totally prepared, and so no rehearsal will be needed.
You're not running late, are you?
Oh, gosh, no, we're definitely not running late.
Hello, Choi Seong-gon speaking.
I will also be late.
Oh, uh, Mr. Seong-gon is with you, too, is he?
Yeah, uh-huh.
We're coming together.
Did he just say that you're going to be late?
Mr. Hyun-woo, you cannot be late. You can't.
Sorry about that, see ya.
What about Mr. Park?
What's the plan?
Did you see any bullet holes in him?
Go check him out. I bet he was shot.
I told you that I didn't shoot the guy. Don't try to pin this on me.
Well, the police will be able to figure out if you're guilty or not.
Yeah, let's go to the police station.
The police?
Why the police?
Are you threatening me, after all the good times we had together?
You're crazy, we never had any good times together.
Yeah, we had to disband
-because of what you did! -Yeah!
No, that was because you plagiarized a song.
Plagiarized? Wait, it was drugs and pla…
I think he might be right, hyung.
-It was because of the plagiarism. -Oh, shit.
-What? What? Did he get shot? -What?
I just made eye contact with him.
Oh, he's awake?
No, he's…
…uh, I think he's trying to trick us again.
I'm pretty sure he's just pretending to be unconscious.
West Interchange Control Center, emergency dispatch.
Traffic accident reported.
A vehicle-to-vehicle collision resulting in a fall has been reported.
At San 58, Jucheon-ro, Seobu-gu, Gangwon.
Assess the scene, take necessary actions, and report back.
Unit four has arrived at the scene. We have identified the vehicle.
Plate number 8340… 834…
It's that damn Benz from earlier!
The police are on our tail.
Everybody get down now!
Oh!
Wait, what the hell?
This guy is nuts.
Hey, what are you doing?
You need to drive!
Is this a Tesla?
Hey, you need to pull over. You hear?
Hm.
I said, pull over.
Ah…
Are you out of your mind?
Who are you people, huh?
Uh…
Did you find it?
You're the ones from earlier.
Oh, hi, how are you?
Hello.
Oh, we're late for a gig, so we really need to get going.
We're singers, actually.
Don't you recognize me?
Endless Charm Byeon Do-mi.
-Sound familiar? -Peace.
Uh-huh….
Uh-huh.
Are you a singer too?
You caught me.
Love you.
Hm?
What is that?
What?
And what is that thing?
This is just a gun that was here.
Freeze!
What's wrong?
Put down the gun and show your hands!
Put the gun down, and… hands, hands!
-I'm sorry. -The gun, the gun.
-This man's the owner. It's his, it's his. -Yeah, it's my gun, sir.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a hunter.
-You said "singer." -Currently, I'm a hunter.
-Get those clothes out of the way. -Okay. Okay, I'll move them. Okay.
-No, no, no, no. -But-- But--
What the hell?
-You people murdered that guy? -No!
No, no, he's not dead, he's just pretending.
He's actually okay.
Take your hands off the wheel and get out.
-The next shot is a live round! -Okay, we'll get out.
We'll get out, we'll get out.
-We just need to get to our gig. -You're not going to any gig.
-We're bringing you in. -Bringing us in?
I'm not going through that again!
Whoa! Whoa! Hey, you!
Get 'em! Get 'em!
What do you think you're doing, man?
The last time they took me in, I lost 20 years of my life.
I'm not letting it happen again.
Think about what you're doing.
We won't be able to do the show now.
Hey, forget about the show.
We're in trouble here.
Shut up!
Hello, we're almost there. We're in… um…
…downtown Gangwon.
Hey, are you okay?
That's not the point.
Hurry up, Mr. Gong is really mad right now.
-Uh-huh. Oh, is that right? -Wake up! Damn it.
Hey, Gu Sang-gu! Snap out of it!
Come on, this is being aired live.
You can't be late like this.
He'll replace you with the backup group if you're late to rehearsal.
I see. Is that so?
Tell them not to bother showing up here.
Hey, hey. Hey, don't even think about showing up here, damn it!
Just get here! Hurry, hurry!
We're gonna get there on time.
-Consider that a promise. -Don't come!
-Just hurry up!
Step on it.
Hey, can we just give up and go home already?
I said step on it, now!
Let's go!
Oh! Shit, there they are.
Are you using live rounds?
I told you, I saw a dead body.
Those guys are real murderers.
Wee-oo, wee-oo. Look, the police are coming, stop! Better pull over.
No way, we don't have time. We're supposed to be there already.
Come on, we have to catch these guys. Move closer!
That son of bitch is shooting at us!
Oh, shit.
Stop the car!
Whoa! Watch out!
They could've killed us. What's their problem, anyway?
You're their problem, you idiot!
Yeah, but we didn't do anything wrong.
It's their fault for shooting at us willy nilly.
They're gonna let us perform, aren't they?
There's this new rap I wrote, and I told my mother I'd be doing it at the concert.
Why would you write a new rap?
'Cause I'll be rapping during the intro,
the outro and the interlude, didn't you know?
Shut up! No, you're not!
Okay, look, we're doing the original song.
-Yeah. -Hey, wait a minute.
Does that mean you lied to me?
Let's just get there, so we can do this concert, okay?
And next time you can rap as much as you want.
Next time? So then, you did lie to me, didn't you?
Let's focus on doing the best show that we can today, okay?
So you lied, you bastard! You son of a bitch,
-you always do this to me! -Hey.
Right now, it just really isn't that important!
Let's just get to the venue and deal with it later!
No, you son of a bitch.
Ah, stop it!
-Hey, Hwang Hyun-woo! -Please don't.
You're the one who's supposed to be our leader,
but you act like a little boy.
And, Gu Sang-gu,
your rapping wouldn't be an issue, if you weren't so damn bad at it!
This is what I get for working with losers!
-Ugh, I need a smoke right now. -I'm screwed.
-geez. -I think my third album's gonna tank.
Damn it.
Don't tell me you signed another contract.
I've got to prove I can do it.
What do you need to prove? Why do you keep saying that?
What son of a bitch put that idea in your head?
Which one of those rotten stinking producers was it?
-It was my dad. -What?
He tried to help me and he ended up…
mortgaging the house.
He couldn't make the payments…
Fuck my life.
He lost the house trying to save his talentless son.
Oh, it's all my fault.
What's going on? What's wrong with my car?
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop! No!
What the hell?
DANGER
Oh.
Uh, hello there, Miss Yang, we'll be there soon.
How dare you be late for my show? You must be completely insane!
And there's absolutely no way that you'll work with me again!
Please don't do this, Mr. Gong, please.
-Please… -I'm hanging up, damn it!
Okay, uh, get the backup group ready.
They're already on their way.
Who? Are they famous?
Th-They're coming right now.
You know them, right, Mr. Gong?
Kong Kong Girls.
Would you make them go away now, please?
-That's right, turn around, go back. -Please go now. Yes, I'm sorry. Please go.
Could you just quit jumping and walk out?
-Mr. Gong. Um… -Too much thumping.
Mr. Na Tae-poong is doing a gig nearby, and he just told me
-he could make it here for the finale. -N-Na Tae-poong?
Tell him we want him. Tell him to get over here right now.
-Yes, sir. Got it. -Be quick about it!
It's over.
I can kiss my comeback goodbye.
It's over.
What is it they say?
We all get three big chances in life?
No, you're wrong.
Why would life give anybody three whole chances?
Should've grabbed the first one when it came to you.
Life keeps makin' A fool outta me
As I try to make it big in the scene
I lit my rocket And it crashed to earth again
Shattered beats surround me As I lay on the land
But still, I'll rise from the ashes Spittin' rhymes until the end
Are you okay?
Take it easy, man.
Take it easy?
You guys need to get a mirror So y'all can take a look
Your singing is so bad It makes my rap sound good
No, you still suck at rapping.
Do you even know what a rhyme is, or what? Huh?
Freestyle’s how I kick it Ya dig it?
If that's freestyle rap Then even I could be a star
Just make the last word rhyme It'll really take you far
Maybe I should give it a try
Instead of being the ballad guy
I think I'm through Love you
Get outta here, you're annoying.
Oh, I can freestyle here
And I can freestyle there
I can freestyle high And I can freestyle low
I could do fast rap, rap, rap
Or do it real slow
-Don't try to imitate me like that. -Ooh.
It's offensive, you jerk. Stop it.
Yo!
Whose fault is it This is how we ended up?
Yo!
And why's the leader By himself just sitting in the truck?
Pass!
Hey, leader.
Won't you say something? Come on!
Hey, what's wrong with you?
I think the accident scrambled their brains.
I think they've gone crazy.
Hello, Miss Yang.
We're almost there, it'll just be a minute.
-Really? -We're right in front of the venue.
If you aren't, we'll have a backup singer perform.
Okay.
See you in a minute.
You only get three big opportunities in life.
That's way too few.
It's not fair!
It's easy to screw up three opportunities in your life.
Shouldn't we get at least a few dozen chances?
Shouldn't that be how it is?
It doesn't matter if there's a war,
or an alien invasion, we're getting on that stage today!
You hear that, Byeon Do-mi?
-Huh? -You need to perform
on that stage at least once while were all together.
-Uh-huh. -Hey, Gu Sang-gu!
Do you want to do your rap, or not?
I want to do all of it, hyung! Let's go!
Why don't you answer me, Choi Seong-gon, you bastard?
-You wanna go on stage? -Of course I do, you bastard.
The car's busted.
Look familiar? It's a car.
They pass by here all the time.
It's now or never.
We have to hurry, team. Go now!
Now or never?
Okay. Oh, this…
Hey, this is yours.
Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey, look, this isn't right.
Hwang Hyun-woo,
no matter how much you want to perform, you can't resort to crime!
Ooh!
Haven't you heard of hitchhiking?
Damn it.
-Here. Whoa, whoa. -geez!
What are we going to do about him?
Hey. I know we made eye contact.
He's just pretending to be unconscious!
But I don't get why he's keeping this up.
Mr. Park.
If you've been pretending to be unconscious this whole time
because of the money you owe us,
let's just call it even so we can all move on.
It's water under the bridge.
We absolve you of your past actions forever, okay?
Okay, that'll do!
-What the-- Holy shit. -Oh, my God!
All right, all right, all right. What's wrong with my neck?
Hey, guys,
in South America, old school K-pop is trending again.
I'm gonna pick a few groups at the concert to take back with me.
I didn't realize you guys were performing.
He's still the same greedy asshole.
Let's go. We've got a show to do.
Let's go.
Over here.
-Over here. -Over here.
Ta-da, yoo-hoo!
Huh?
Hands up!
-You're under arrest for murder! -Freeze!
Who did they kill?
Officer, am I not being clear?
I wasn't looking where I was going and I smashed into their car.
And they wanted to make sure I was okay.
I thought you only spoke Spanish.
I'd just gotten so dang used to it.
But ever since my return, I've been using it less and less.
It's sort of like riding a bike again.
You get rusty, but after a while, it all just starts to come back.
I like you
Because you're pretty
-Yo! -I like you
Read it forward, Gu Sang-gu Backward, still Gu Sang-gu
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
-That it will go on, promise me -Gu Sang-gu, the unstoppable rapper
Look at me, I'm cool
GANGWON CIVIC GYMNASIUM
Shit, we can't stop now. We have to run.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
-Go, go! -Come on!
Seriously, what are we even doing?
-Let's go. -Yeah.
-I'll never get another chance like this! -What? Hold on!
Let's go.
Hurry up! Catch him!
Hey, don't you want to do the show? Run like your life depends on it!
Faster, let's go! Come on! come on!
Okay, this way, come on.
La, la, la, la, la, la Wonderful liar, you are…
Goddamn it, where are they? What the hell's going on?
I'm sorry.
Were you guys fighting each other in here?
Let's go, come on! We need you on stage right now!
-Come on, hurry up! Let's go! -Hang on. Let us catch our breath first.
No, we do not have…
I got lost and had to come around the back way…
-Hey, let him go first. -Ah! Yeah, okay.
Let's get him on stage right now, hurry up!
-Me first? -It's okay,
all you have to do is stand there and sing.
-I just need to sing. -You got this. You're a professional.
-I'm a professional. -Yes, a professional.
All right, so, pay attention. After you’re done singing,
do you all remember what you're supposed to say?
"We sincerely support Gangwon's bid to host the Expo."
Yes, that line is the most important.
It's more important than your song. Got it? Got it?
Don't forget to say it, okay?
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. -Okay.
Hey, listen,
did they get into some kinda trouble on the way here? Huh?
-What? -Didn't you notice? I mean,
they're obviously exhausted, they've got wild eyes.
Maybe a car accident or something?
What if they caused it? Then what do we do?
Huh?
Oh, geez, I mean, what if they killed someone in a hit and run?
It could be the end of my entire career, okay?
Well, what can we do?
Choi Seong-gon will be going on any second now.
The song's starting. You need to go now.
-Oh, uh, that's my song. That's my song. -Yeah.
I like you
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I like you
How are things going?
Oh, no… Is he on drugs again? What's wrong with this guy?
-Because you're pretty -I like you
I like you because you're kind--
Because you're kind
So now we're implicated in drug use, too.
I like you because you're funny
Mr. Gong, Mr. Na Tae-poong is here.
-I like you -Triangle is out.
Get Na Tae-poong ready to go on.
I like you so much I could die--
Ugh, geez!
Oh, that's so gross.
HUMAN SUGAR, CHOI SEONG-GON, WE LOVE YOU
He's turning around. He's puking! He's turning and puking!
That son of a bitch is turning around while he pukes!
Whoo!
When we met for the third time, I knew
That you and I felt the same way
-A little faster, please. -Oh, yeah, yeah.
…even though you weren't sure…
-Be right back. -Yes, he'll be going on shortly. Okay.
Tae-poong.
Hey, wh-what are you doing here?
I like you
Uh…
I-I'm a singer, so I came here to sing.
Did you think I was here to clean up poop?
B-Because I'm not a janitor.
Yeah, well, they probably have a lot of janitors.
I like you, I like you so much I could die
I like you
Hyun-woo.
Triangle…
won't be going on today.
No way.
Hey, tell him my group's going up next.
Um, well, Mr. Gong says he's going on next.
You go ahead, I'll be right there.
-I'll be right behind. -Okay, please hurry.
-Give me a minute. -Hey, uh…
What was that thing again?
You were always doing this hand gesture.
Oh, a triangle.
Did you think Triangle would get to perform the finale,
when no one knows who you are?
Tae-poong.
This concert will be our last hurrah.
We need to get up on that stage.
So come on…
What do you say? I'm begging you.
Please let us do it, Tae-poong.
Wow. You finally got my name right.
Well, your name is cool.
Oh, no, no. You…
You guys always treated me like I was nothing back in the day.
And when you saw me recently,
you didn't recognize me, right?
I recognized you immediately, you know?
I'm quite a bit more famous than you now, aren't I?
So how is it that you didn't recognize me that day?
It was a misunderstanding. The truth is, we…
We were jealous of your talent and good looks,
-so we made fun of you all the time. -Bullshit!
The truth is, you're so desperate to perform,
you'll say anything to get back on that stage.
We were all huge Megaton fans and that's the truth.
-Stop bullshitting me. -I'm serious.
When we met for the 4th time I shyly told you how I felt
And held your hand
I like you
I like you because you're pretty
I like you
I like you because you're kind
Hey!
Who's the bastard they're putting on instead of us? Huh?
Is it this guy?
A lounge singer?
Hyung, hyung, the Megaton guy is gonna replace us!
He's on his way now.
We have to stop him before he gets here. Come on!
Quiet, damn it!
It's not like that, Jang-poong.
The truth is I can't believe you guys haven't changed.
You're still assholes, huh?
Hate to break it to you, but your performance is canceled.
All right? So, go away. Beat it.
-Go home. -Ja-Jang-poong… Ah…
Tae-poong.
I had one chance to succeed, and I totally screwed it up.
What do I do now? I'm a ballad singer.
Tae-poong. Hey, Tae-poong, please…
ARTIST ROUTE
-Tae-poong, just this once. -Wait, Tae-poong's the Megaton guy?
For just a single performance we went through…
such a terribly horrendous ordeal.
Let's just do it.
What?
I just wanted one more performance.
Was that too much to ask for?
-No. Get back. -You're not allowed.
Hurry, move!
Please enjoy the rest of the concert.
Our next act is standing by to entertain you.
So let me give him a proper introduction.
The last performer of the evening is too popular a celebrity
to be referred to simply as a retro singer.
Hurry, hurry.
From Megaton…
Uh-- Oh, ah, okay…
-Th-There seems to be-- -Hello, to all of you!
That's right, it's Byeon Do-mi, and I…
have returned!
Say it forward, Gu Sang-gu Say it backward, Gu Sang-gu
Hello there, I'm the leader of Triangle,
the Dance Machine, DM, Hwang Hyun-woo.
And are you all ready for a crazy show?
They're outta their minds. I should have known. Shit.
What was that? I can't hear you.
-Whoo! -Yeah, come on everybody, let's go!
-Everyone, put your hands up! -Yeah! Put your hands up!
Sir, sir! Oh!
-Make some noise! -Woo-hoo!
Mr. Gong, this is a huge mistake.
But we've got no choice, so, let's just play the backing track.
Those idiots definitely got into some trouble.
My career is about to end here and now.
Love is, why is it Why is it so hard?
Triangle
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
-That it will last forever -Forever
That it will go on
-Forever -Promise me, my love
-My love -Oh, my love
Smile at me With a face full of confidence
Hey, hey!
Call out to me with your angelic voice
Angel I love you I love you this much
Sing it, sing it…
Dance Machine, DM, Hwang Hyun-woo, officially.
The choreo? Leave that to me.
Dancing Hyun-woo!
-Singing Do-mi! -Rapping Sang-gu!
Triangle!
I love you this much I love you so much it's overflowing
Say T-T-T-Triangle Say T-T-T-Triangle
EARLY IN THE MORNING I CHEER FOR YOUR EVERY MOMENT
Just play the backing track. Seriously, let them do the song.
The most important thing is getting the Expo line in at the end.
The Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism was adamant about that.
If we don't do it, we're screwed.
Why? Why? Why me?
My name is Gu Sang-gu Say it forward, Gu Sang-gu
Say it backward, Gu Sang-gu Machine Gun Rapper, Gu Sang-gu
My name is Gu Sang-gu Our Gu Sang-gu
Rap is my everything Rap is my everything
I wanted to rap But reality was a cesspool
Rap is my everything Rap is my everything
I wanted to rap But reality was a cesspool
Yo, check it Everybody, come on!
My mom and dad This is my everything
Everyone laughs at me Saying I can't rap
I wrote this to show them
And I put my life on the line To stand on this stage
Gu Sang-gu, my rap is a violent storm
Gu Sang-gu, spinning kick Tae kwon do dance
Gu Sang-gu, drive it in Fireball shoot
Gu Sang-gu, throw it hard, fastball
The day that I met you Was the luckiest one of my life
That's obvious when I look back Upon it now
The more I get to know you The more scared I become
It's you! Hey, Byeon Do-mi! It's me, Hwang Hyun-woo.
How much of it did you ever Really mean?
Well hey, should I do this Should I do that?
It's clear that's What is going through your head, uh
Will you just stop and answer me?
I want to know right now But the time's not right
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
-Why is it so complicated, baby -Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever That it will go on
Promise me, my love Oh, my love
-Smile at me… -Hey, that's nice.
That's really good there.
Sir, are you okay?
Are you okay? Sir!
Not only are they good natured, they're talented, too.
Way to go…
Tambourine.
Check it out now
Yo!
Go Sang-gu I somehow got a feeling, yes I
Do whatever you want Nobody can't stop me
Don't stop, stop, stop We're going nonstop
Come into my, come into my Come into my, my, my, heart
Well hey, should I do this Should I do that?
It's clear that's What is going through your head, uh
Will you just stop and answer me?
I want to know right now But the time's not right
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
-Why is it so complicated, baby -Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever That it will go on
Promise me, my love
That's how much
Yo, everybody put your hands up!
My mom and dad This is my everything
Everyone laughs at me Saying I can't rap
I wanted to show them, success
And I put my life on the line To stand on this stage
Gu Sang-gu, my rap is a violent storm
Gu Sang-gu, spinning kick Tae kwon do dance
Gu Sang-gu, drive it in Fireball shoot
Gu Sang-gu, throw it hard, fastball
He just keeps on going.
Oh, I think I set a record today.
Looks like I've underestimated you. Well done.
I did it all.
Whoo!
Dancing Machine Hwang Hyun-woo!
-Endless Charm Byeon Do-mi! -I'm hearing things.
Machine Gun Rapper Gu Sang-gu!
I might need to go to the hospital.
Do you see that?
Dancing Machine Hwang Hyun-woo!
Endless Charm Byeon Do-mi!
Machine Gun Rapper Gu Sang-gu!
TOGETHER, WE ARE WHOLE ONCE AGAIN, TRIANGLE
I LOVE YOU HWANG HYUN-WOO
BYEON DO-MI ROCKS SANG-GU IS CRAZY PRETTY
Is there something we forgot?
Hey, hold on.
The Expo, the Expo!
You gotta mention the Expo, you stupid idiots!
The-The Olympics bid, we…
-Ah! -Okay, okay.
One, two, three.
Triangle sincerely supports Gangwon's bid to host the Olympics!
Whoo!
What the hell? This is an outrage! Goddamn it!
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Hey.
Why am I the one supporting you?
-We'll call you for any future gigs. -Don't ever contact me again.
-Please contact me. Okay? -Okay. Thank you.
Is that Mr. Park Yong-gu?
Oh!
I love your look. You'll do well overseas.
Here's my card.
What songs did you sing today? There isn't a singer I don't know.
-Oh, this is… -You know me?
You should.
I know you.
I am the singer.
Doesn't my outfit clearly give it away? Huh?
You cried, didn't you? Are you happy?
What a disgrace to the family!
Get over here right this minute! Did you hear me?
Huh?
Hey, Byeon Do-mi.
Don't go.
Let's keep performing together.
Are you happy living like that?
You should be on stage, where you belong.
You don't plan to live like that forever, do you?
What on earth are you waiting for? Get over here right now.
-Hey lady, just give us a minute. -"Lady"?
What's happening? Oh, I'm think I'm losing my mind.
Hey, we can make a lot of money again.
This is the golden age of K-pop.
It's better to be a singer than an heiress, these days.
Yeah, but, hyung, her in-laws are super rich, I think.
Oh, come on, how rich could they possibly be, you know?
Some no-name construction company.
Net worth 1.3 trillion.
What?
Listen to me, damn it! Get over here!
Hello, Mother, one second, okay?
Trust me. Pretty soon,
-I'll get all that money. -I'm not kidding!
Oh, I swear, I'm going to lose it.
-Man, Do-mi's epic. -Oh, I'm sorry.
-Who do you think you are? -Oh, well, you see…
What? "Well, you see"? Do you think I'm your friend?
Are you out of your mind? Have you gone mad?
This is absolutely unbelievable!
I don't think we'll see her again.
It was nice to be on stage again, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was. Seriously.
Should we keep doing it?
The two of us?
ONNURI CULTURAL FESTIVAL TOGETHER WITH THE LOCALS
Well hey, should I do this? Should I do that?
It's clear that's What is going through your head, uh
Will you just stop and answer me?
I want to know right now But the time's not right
-Yeah -Yo, everybody put your hands up
My mom and dad This is my everything…
A little more. Good. Yeah, that's good.
Love that.
Okay, give me more intensity.
Oh, nice. Smoking!
Let's try a sexy look. Sexy. Nice! Oh!
I think we've got enough. Can we stop now?
Miss Byeon.
Hey, you bastards, do as you're told!
You've got half a year to turn a profit, or you're disbanding!
Got it?
Yes, Miss Byeon!
-Okay, let's keep going. -Okay.
New Triangle pose. Okay.
One, two, three!
One more time!
One, two, three!
Are you ready?
Everybody
Everybody, body
Come on now
Let me hear you say
What's up Say T-T-T-Triangle
The day that I met you Was the luckiest one of my life
That's obvious When I look back upon it now
The more I get to know you The more scared I become
How much of it did you Ever really mean?
Well hey, should I do this? Should I do that?
It's clear that's What is going through your head, uh
Will you just stop and answer me?
I want to know right now But the time's not right
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
-Why is it so complicated, baby -Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever That it will go on
Promise me, my love Oh, my love
Smile at me With a face full of confidence
Call out to me With your angelic voice
I love you this much I love you so much it's overflowing
That's how much
All my people, say ho!
Put your hands up in the air, yo!
Say hey, ho, hey, ho
What is love? Love is What even is love? Love is
Well, hey, should I do this? Should I do that?
It's clear that's What is going through your head, uh
Will you just stop and answer me?
I want to know right now But the time's not right
You shouldn't do that You shouldn't do this
-Why is it so complicated, baby -Why is it so complicated, baby
Love is, why is it, why is it So hard?
Even though every day, every day You still make me laugh and cry
That it will last forever That it will go on
Promise me, my love Oh, my love
Smile at me With a face full of confidence
Call out to me With your angelic voice
I love you this much I love you so much it's overflowing
That's how much
Triangle's in the house Triangle's in the house
Shout it out
Shout it out, shout it out
Our ship is being poisoned By our greed
Trash piling up From reckless overconsumption
The selective comfort of those Who live only for today
It's destroying you and me All of us here
One, two, three, four, my peace
Hang it up, hang it up, now
The world I created
Is coming back to get me
Living for today is
My promise to protect it
Can you hear me?
Nothing lasts forever
Don't run from the uncomfortable truth
Can you hear me?
Shout it out
Shout it out, shout it out
Shout it out
Shout it out, shout it out