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我也不知道
事情怎麼會發展成這個樣子

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欸，你下午沒課喔

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沒有啊，七八節英國文學不想上

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回家補眠

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啞牙，你面試怎麼樣？

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我發現我好像真的沒辦法跟人類溝通

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你的意思是說

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你沒辦法跟我們溝通喔

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我正好有事情要跟你溝通

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你上個月房租還沒繳

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你什麼時候要繳？

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我爸還沒匯錢給我啊

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明天啦

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你屁啦，賭球賭輸吧你

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我這麼強會輸嗎？

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我們兩個錢都給你了

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你再不繳阿公會趕人，你知不知道

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那你要怎麼樣溝通

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你想要怎樣溝通，你說啊

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靠北，回來啦

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等一下經過阿公房間前面小聲一點啦

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等一下

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小夥子啊

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房租哩？

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阿公不好意思

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我明天一定交

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你們喔，最近好像不太守規矩

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我有時候晚上來

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就聽到樓上乒乒砰砰

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阿公，那是我在練節奏口技啦

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我秀給你看

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現在超跑已經發動了

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他在催油門

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他要衝刺了，速度好快啊

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他現在已經飛到前面去

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我們已經看不到他的車尾燈了

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阿公，撞車了

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我撞車，你去給車撞啦

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亂講，你是怎樣

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你們要住在我這

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我這有公寓遵守條例

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你要看清楚

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要守規矩

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房租要按時交

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要不然

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要把你們趕出去，不讓你們住

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知道沒有？

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知道

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好啦，去啦

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都你們啦，走那麼慢

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還不是大胖拖拖拉拉的

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屁啦，你在我前面耶

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誒

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南無觀世音菩薩，快走

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-煮菜煮成這樣，都是煙啦
-對啦

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請問你們是…

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我們新搬來的啦

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對啦，你們也住這喔？

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我嚴重懷疑這間房子不乾淨

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養小鬼

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有嬰靈

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枉死鬼

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妖怪

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你們三個

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要注意

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來，這蔥仔蒜仔拿回去

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保身，保身

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房間灑一灑

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四處清一清

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快點，快點

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注意眼睛放亮點

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要灑一灑喔

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真的，趕快

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-要保身啦
-快一點

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阿彌陀佛

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根據手邊的證據資料

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我方公司在數字檢驗中

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皆符合塑化劑的合格標準

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且當時檢驗局核發合格證明了

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雖然之後檢驗標準有所改變

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但我方在合格性上並無違背

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對造亦無法舉證

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傷害直接由我方公司造成

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最近那邊有點問題

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看色情片也沒有用

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站得起來嗎？

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我是說那裡啦

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有點困難

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站起來

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現在真的不行

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我是說人站起來啦

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我知道，可以治療

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但是恐怕不便宜喔

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大概多少？

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三千

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三百

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這麼便宜

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問題是

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恐怕要吃一百粒以上才有效

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正面能量

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正面能量社歡迎參加喔

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同學，你要參加我們社團嗎？

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同學，我們正面能量社

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可以克服你的社交障礙

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擴展商業人脈

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還可以改善人際關係喔

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是真的嗎？

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你參考一下嘛

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多麼美好的一天啊

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同學們，大家今天好嗎？

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好

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非常地歡迎

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歡迎大家來參加我們的正面能量社

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我們正面能量社成立於1912年

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目前在全世界九十多個國家

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遍佈我們的分支機構

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我們最高水準的

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就是我們的教學品質跟內容

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根據科學的統計

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我們一般人類的腦智力

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只用了百分之五

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那不是太浪費太可惜了嗎？

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維仁

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律師簡章買了沒？

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你一定沒有準備律師考試對不對？

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我跟你說過很多次我想要多想一下

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你還能想什麼？

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你連最基本的禮義廉恥都不知道

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你腦袋還能想什麼？

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從今天開始

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你的學費、生活費你自己負責

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我不再給你錢了

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不給就不給

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我就不相信，沒有你的錢我活不下去

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昨天被你趁亂跑走了

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球桿的錢還來

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你們怎麼知道我在這？

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衛星定位完成

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-兩位大哥這學校欸
-想耍賴啊，還錢啦

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啞牙

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啞牙

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大胖

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喂

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靠北阿，拿錢拿到外太空啊

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下去了啦

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感謝兩位室友的大恩大德

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小弟翻本後一定加倍奉還

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這樣就夠了

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誰又不鎖門啊

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不行

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正面能量

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正面能量…

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威利平常欠我這麼多錢

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我拿一點應該不過分吧

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威利的及時雨

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他在台上喇賽三個小時從來沒有間斷

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哇靠，那不跟阿公一樣

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我跟你們講

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幫我看病的中醫師才棒哩

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他長得超像唐從聖

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每次講話我都覺得他在上模仿節目

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我跟你講

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我今天神力發威，桿桿進洞

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連贏超多局，賺超多錢的

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那不就好棒棒

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你靠夭喔

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外送披薩喔

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我的披薩來了

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去付錢，我請客

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哎喲，威利哥發囉

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當然我是誰

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來了

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你怎麼會有錢去訂什麼披薩？

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我剛不是跟你說我連贏很多局嗎？

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你不要廢話趕快去拿餐具

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有錢訂披薩，沒錢繳房租

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你們兩個過來一下

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靠北啊

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要開始了

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快點啦

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你們兩個過來一下就對了啦

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煩

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怎樣啦

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你在那邊拖時間

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說話啊

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那個也是你點的

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哪一家有在賣這東西我去燒了它

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加一

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現在怎麼辦

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要不要報警？

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幹嘛報警啊

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你去跟阿公講啦

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靠夭，不要

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你去

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報警，拿去警察局

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卡卡回來囉

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卡卡好久不見

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妳什麼時候回來的啊？

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哪裡來的嬰兒？

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-妳什麼時候回來的啊？
-對啊，卡卡

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-妳要找什麼我們幫妳找啊
-熟歸熟

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妳亂動我東西我還是會揍妳喔

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妳什麼時候回來的啦？

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超突然的，我剛剛一整個嚇到

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卡卡

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你們幫我看一下

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有沒有一個信封，好不好？

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裡面錢很多我好像弄掉了

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奇怪，到底在哪裡啊？

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完蛋了

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你們不是要幫我找？

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趕快幫我找啊

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這裡面的錢呢？

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這錢不是你的喔

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靠夭，我哪來那麼多錢啊

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你昨天說你今天要繳房租

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我以為那是你的錢

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你們把我的錢花掉了喔？

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你們真的很王八蛋耶

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阿公，我回台灣了

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等一下就到家了，你等我喔

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喂，對…我是

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你好

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有，我褓姆費準備好了

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可是我現在要回家一趟喔

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冬冬

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等一下媽媽好不好

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媽媽去找一下阿祖

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馬上就上來了

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來，這給你玩

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好好玩喔

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可不可以麻煩你
等一下來接冬冬的時候

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跟我說一聲，謝謝

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打個電話就好了，謝謝

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阿公

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我回來了

239
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,375
卡卡

240
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:18,416
-妳回來了
-有沒有很想我？

241
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,041
有啦

242
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,791
阿公，你還抽菸

243
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:32,958
阿公

244
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,541
不然現在剩多少先還我

245
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,708
我拿的時候還有

246
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:02,958
我拿的時候也還有

247
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,125
我拿的時候它…

248
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,375
它就沒有了…

249
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,250
裡面有十幾萬耶

250
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,791
不然我們分期付款還給妳

251
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,875
不行，小孩現在就要有褓姆啊

252
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,416
所以這小孩子是妳的喔？

253
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,250
不是啦

254
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,958
我朋友他們全家出國

255
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,708
請我幫他請褓姆

256
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,791
就是用你們花掉的那些褓姆費

257
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,208
那這樣很好啊，妳繼續顧

258
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:34,750
我們慢慢還妳錢嘛

259
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,333
我回來是要顧阿公

260
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,291
阿公中風

261
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,625
我要怎樣邊顧他邊顧一個小嬰兒啊

262
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,583
我知道了

263
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:42,583
再不然的話妳聯絡看看他媽媽

264
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:43,750
看可以怎樣解決

265
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,750
他媽媽出國了

266
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,041
那他爸爸呢？

267
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,916
也出國了咩

268
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,416
那他的爺爺奶奶外公外婆

269
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,500
叔叔阿姨表哥表姊呢？

270
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:54,958
總有一個在吧

271
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:56,958
你不要靠北啦

272
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,500
不就是找個人顧小孩

273
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,875
我也在想辦法啊

274
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,041
我拜託你們

275
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,041
我求求你們

276
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,791
現在就把錢還給我

277
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,791
我們有錢還妳我們幹嘛拿妳錢

278
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:20,875
卡卡，對不起啦

279
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,041
妳不要哭了啦

280
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,916
我沒有哭啦

281
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,416
我在想辦法

282
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,875
人和財選一樣嘛

283
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
我們沒有錢

284
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,208
但我們還有人性啊

285
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,541
不然就幫妳顧小孩當作抵債好了

286
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,458
你神經病啊

287
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:41,416
想這什麼爛方法

288
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,541
把小孩交給我們
不是他死就是我們死吧

289
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,125
那我們現在還錢

290
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,958
大家要平分責任喔

291
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,833
那卡卡也要參

292
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,291
人家債主怎麼說你怎麼做啦

293
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:16,875
不用你講我也會參

294
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,041
我剛剛說的

295
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,416
你們都記清楚了嗎？

296
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,416
什麼事情啊？

297
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:26,583
我記得

298
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,291
最重要的是小孩在這裡的事情

299
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,291
不可以給阿公還有其他房客知道

300
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,250
懂了嗎？

301
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,250
為什麼啊？

302
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:34,750
阿公中風過

303
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,333
要避免二度刺激

304
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,750
對啊，阿公有說過

305
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:38,708
房子裡面不能出現

306
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,708
房客以外其他生物

307
00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,208
那小強算不算其他生物？

308
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,166
螞蟻算不算其他生物？

309
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,125
嬰兒腦袋還沒長完

310
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,541
算不算完整的生物？

311
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:47,541
我剛剛說什麼？

312
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:48,541
我閉嘴

313
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,541
東西都在廚房

314
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,541
你可以吧？

315
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,250
拜託你們了

316
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,166
阿公

317
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:19,833
回來啦

318
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,041
你有好一點嗎？

319
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,000
阿公實在很漏氣

320
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,708
妳才剛回來

321
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:31,000
就讓妳送我去醫院

322
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,875
實在真的很抱歉

323
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,458
阿公，你跟我講這個幹嘛啦

324
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,416
阿公從現在起

325
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,875
要認真來復健

326
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,250
身體好起來妳就免煩惱

327
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,250
對吧？

328
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,541
對了

329
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:50,583
我拜託隔壁黃太太

330
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:53,208
幫我煮一碗豬腳麵線

331
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,458
妳去吃，吃了會轉運

332
00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:57,666
以後就沒壞事了

333
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:58,958
吃了會轉運

334
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:01,666
又沒有被關，我改什麼運啊？

335
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,166
憨孫

336
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,000
又不是只有被關才要吃豬腳麵線

337
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:09,416
妳出國回來

338
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,500
也要吃這個轉運啦

339
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,125
阿公看到妳

340
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,208
就想到妳媽媽

341
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:26,416
以前就沒在聽阿公的話

342
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,250
那麼早就和別人生小孩

343
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,083
才會這麼命苦

344
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,333
那麼早就“回去”

345
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,166
幸好生到妳很聰明

346
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,583
懂事又孝順

347
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:42,583
阿公這輩子沒什麼願望

348
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:43,625
只希望說

349
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:48,083
若可以遇到一個好的人可以疼妳

350
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,666
嫁一嫁

351
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,250
一輩子才會幸福美滿

352
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,583
不要像妳媽媽一樣，妳知道沒有？

353
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,291
知道啦

354
00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:30,041
你會不會餵啊？

355
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:31,041
我不會啊

356
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:35,500
快點

357
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,041
沒用耶，他不喝啦

358
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,208
你抱他，你抱他，我不敢抱啦

359
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,791
哄他一下

360
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,333
不哭不哭

361
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,666
-怎麼辦啦
-我怎麼知道？

362
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,708
欸，你哄他一下啦

363
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,166
-幹嘛？
-快點快點

364
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,208
把他拿進去藏起來，快點啦

365
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,166
我去我去

366
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,166
你快點

367
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:19,916
抱歉啦

368
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,083
我們好像有聽到嬰兒在哭的聲音

369
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,166
有嬰兒在哭喔

370
00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,625
你們剛才聽到的
一定是這個聲音，對不對？

371
00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,958
因為最近我們學校有晚會

372
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,375
我們要準備才藝表演啦

373
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,416
是這樣嗎？

374
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,125
真的真的

375
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:47,958
這是啥？

376
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,333
這是節奏口技啦

377
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,250
真的很像音樂對不對？

378
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,125
-超強的口技
-節奏口技

379
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,375
這是在模仿知名的電台主持人

380
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,791
真的好像喔

381
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,541
對啦

382
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:07,791
哪有嬰兒哭的聲音

383
00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:13,375
這是我們練習明天的才藝表演啦

384
00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:15,458
這又是啥？

385
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,833
對啦，這個是在模仿

386
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,333
-我們房東啦
-對啦

387
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,000
抱歉啦，抱歉吵到你們

388
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:24,500
對不起啦

389
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,333
-嬰兒在哭…
-你們這樣…

390
00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:32,083
他不哭了

391
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,041
你剛剛做了什麼讓他沒哭？

392
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:37,000
我什麼都沒做啊

393
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,166
你們剛剛噗滋可滋噗滋可滋的時候

394
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,125
他就不哭了

395
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,458
你快“嗶”啊，他快哭了

396
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:42,500
要哭了要哭了

397
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,000
快“嗶” ，快點快點

398
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:56,875
冬冬

399
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,416
好好喝喔

400
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,958
好好喝，好好喝

401
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:38,500
腳腳

402
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:43,583
冬冬啊

403
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,291
到底誰是你的爸爸啊？

404
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,208
你告訴我好不好？

405
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,166
我以後不會在你排泄的時候

406
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,000
問你這麼嚴肅的問題了

407
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:21,666
喂

408
00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:24,041
我不行啊

409
00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:26,958
不去要當掉

410
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,625
靠夭，我沒有辦法啦

411
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,000
你幫我…

412
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,333
好，你先幫我佔位子

413
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:37,375
我馬上到

414
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,375
好，掰掰

415
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:40,458
大胖

416
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,458
-大胖
-幹嘛？

417
00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:43,375
冬冬麻煩你一下

418
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,875
我這堂課不去的話直接被死當

419
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,875
晚餐算我的，掰掰

420
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,791
靠北，你很賤

421
00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,625
乖乖坐好不要吵

422
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:00,625
好嗎？

423
00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:34,500
小心

424
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:47,458
你這個…

425
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:50,125
臭小鬼

426
00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:59,208
真的有嬰兒在哭的聲音

427
00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:00,458
沒有錯

428
00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:06,041
通姦除罪化

429
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:10,375
根據刑法第239條規定

430
00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:13,333
有配偶而與人通姦者

431
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:17,083
處一年以下有期徒刑，此條文…

432
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,041
喂，幹嘛啦

433
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,541
喂，威利

434
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,666
你趕快“嗶”給冬冬聽

435
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,583
靠北，我現在在上課啦

436
00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:24,541
我跟你說

437
00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:26,000
現在神經夫妻在外面

438
00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:26,958
冬冬在哭

439
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,291
如果讓他們聽到就出包了啦

440
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,833
快點

441
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:54,750
有人嗎？

442
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:58,500
奇怪，現在就有聲音啊

443
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,916
大聲一點啦，冬冬聽不見

444
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:02,625
聲音怎麼沒了？

445
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:04,000
你聽錯了

446
00:32:05,041 --> 00:32:06,583
還是我聽錯了？

447
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:07,833
奇怪

448
00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:09,666
耳朵來去檢查一下還是怎樣

449
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:23,791
好了啦

450
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,875
還鼓什麼掌

451
00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:31,625
回來上課了

452
00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,458
-你回來囉
-你回來啦

453
00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:49,000
你們兩個在這，那冬冬哩？

454
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,375
睡覺啊

455
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:52,375
偶爾放他自己一個人
自生自滅不會怎樣

456
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,333
這樣不好吧

457
00:32:53,416 --> 00:32:55,166
唉呦，今天晚上要打電動

458
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,916
我們補給一下是必要的吧

459
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,833
這到底是什麼狀況啊

460
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:11,208
把小孩一個人放在家就算了

461
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,833
你們還把他綁起來

462
00:33:12,916 --> 00:33:14,166
他如果哭的話怎麼辦呢？

463
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,125
肚子餓怎麼辦？

464
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:16,083
我問你們

465
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:17,041
他如果不小心掉下去的話

466
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,750
你們有想過要怎麼負責嗎？

467
00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,666
怎麼辦

468
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,250
找他媽媽啊，怎麼辦

469
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,708
你說什麼啊？

470
00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:27,708
我們二十四小時顧他吃飯拉屎
買他的奶粉尿布

471
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:29,333
覺也不能睡門也不能出

472
00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:30,458
他大爺還不爽就哭

473
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,750
請問誰比較不負責任？

474
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,958
對啊，而且我們只下去兩三分鐘而已

475
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:36,250
有這麼嚴重嗎？

476
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:37,958
可是你們把他綁起來耶

477
00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:39,000
不然怎麼樣？

478
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,625
妳不滿意我們的服務妳可以退貨

479
00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:43,625
妳說妳要參妳也根本沒有參啊？

480
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:44,916
我問妳

481
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,625
白天我們三個輪班的時候

482
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:47,916
晚上也不見妳來顧

483
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,291
就三不五時突擊檢查
在那邊靠北靠母

484
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,166
到底冬冬是妳朋友的還是我朋友的啊

485
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,166
妳才最不負責任吧

486
00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:57,833
我會儘量找時間上來

487
00:33:57,916 --> 00:33:59,666
所以拜託…

488
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,500
不要緊

489
00:34:07,625 --> 00:34:08,833
慢慢來

490
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,875
冬冬還是只能拜託你們

491
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:33,125
謝謝，不要緊啦

492
00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,750
不需要啦，謝謝

493
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:36,250
阿公，你怎麼了啦？

494
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,583
沒啦，跌倒而已

495
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,458
就說要趕緊開店

496
00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:41,666
自己在準備

497
00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,541
你怎麼會這麼亂來啦

498
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,250
什麼亂來

499
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:49,750
這樣店都不開也不行

500
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,791
放著荒廢喔？

501
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,958
卡卡妳也一樣

502
00:34:55,041 --> 00:34:57,041
妳要快去讀書啦

503
00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:58,791
跌倒了不要跟我說這些啦

504
00:34:58,875 --> 00:34:59,958
我先推你上去

505
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,333
我來幫忙

506
00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:03,333
你幫我收一下好不好？

507
00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,041
我等一下下來

508
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
走了啦

509
00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,500
等我大學畢業之後

510
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,625
我就要飛出國環遊世界

511
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,208
把全世界的風景都看完

512
00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,875
妳是模範生耶

513
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,958
妳怎麼做這麼噁心的事啊

514
00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:12,125
我要出國了

515
00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,375
妳本來不是畢業之後才要出國的嗎？

516
00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:16,958
妳是不是有事情瞞著我？

517
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,500
妳突然說妳要出國

518
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,500
把我跟阿公留在台灣

519
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,791
有點害怕啊

520
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,458
妳就放心地出國吧

521
00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:36,583
其它的事情就交給我好了

522
00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:56,583
這妳家店門口

523
00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:58,666
我自己會掃啦

524
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:06,166
阿公還好嗎？

525
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,916
現在還好啊

526
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,291
可是以他的個性

527
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,458
今天不讓他開店
他明天也會自己下來開

528
00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,250
明明就中風不能做這些事情

529
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,666
還硬要做

530
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:20,333
還是乾脆我來開好了

531
00:37:20,416 --> 00:37:22,625
而且我回來是照顧阿公的

532
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,708
不然這樣怎麼辦？

533
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,708
我照顧啊

534
00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:31,375
你都自身難保了，還幫我

535
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,833
妳不相信我喔？

536
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:38,750
對

537
00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,708
我繳不出房租，老爸又不罩我

538
00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:43,666
跑去賭球呢輸到脫褲

539
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,750
根本是個魯蛇，所以不能幫

540
00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:48,625
魯你個頭啦

541
00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,666
不要講這種話

542
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,375
那妳就讓我幫啊

543
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:57,333
不是啦，是妳幫我

544
00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,375
妳讓我在你們黑白切店打工嘛

545
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,416
當作抵房租

546
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,666
拜託啦

547
00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,250
拜託啦

548
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:12,958
-安
-有

549
00:38:20,416 --> 00:38:22,166
-娜蒂雅
-有

550
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,500
-安琪拉
-有

551
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,916
-瑪琳
-有

552
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,500
冬冬乖

553
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,500
-這是我親戚的小孩
-凱薩琳

554
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,083
有

555
00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:01,833
同學

556
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,000
這小孩是你的嗎？

557
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,750
不是，老師

558
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,125
上課怎麼可以帶小孩

559
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,375
來擾亂課堂秩序？

560
00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,375
出去

561
00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:27,708
同學專心上課，繼續點名

562
00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:31,750
尤妲

563
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,083
真的他小孩喔？

564
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,791
我不知道，他說那是他親戚的

565
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:41,333
騙人的吧

566
00:39:41,416 --> 00:39:43,250
親戚的幹嘛揹來上課啊

567
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,625
到底是怎樣啊

568
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,291
話都還沒跟她講到兩句

569
00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:07,958
先被她以為是奶爸

570
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,750
做什麼要哭啦

571
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,583
都是你害的啦

572
00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:30,708
喂

573
00:40:30,791 --> 00:40:32,083
喂，威利你在哪？

574
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,791
等一下換你喔

575
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:35,208
我今天不行啦

576
00:40:35,291 --> 00:40:37,791
阿公說我一定要切完十頭豬才能走啊

577
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:40,250
靠北喔，我等一下有課啦

578
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:41,750
你不要偷懶啦

579
00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:44,333
我不能講了啦，不能講了
在被罵了啦，掰掰

580
00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,583
幹嘛？

581
00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:54,916
喂，啞牙喔

582
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
威利說他黑白切沒空啦

583
00:40:57,541 --> 00:40:59,875
你等一下有沒有事？來幫我一下

584
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,958
我就是不行才換你值班啊

585
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,958
不然班表排假的喔

586
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,458
你把冬冬抱去黑白切那邊

587
00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:07,416
看看威利是不是在切那些豬頭皮啦

588
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,375
不行啦

589
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,791
我們有簽約說不能讓阿公知道啊

590
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:14,125
當初簽約的時候也說要分工啊

591
00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,500
真的很煩

592
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:17,083
冬冬可不可以消失啊

593
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,625
欸，我不能跟你講了

594
00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:20,833
-我要上課，掰掰
-等一下，欸

595
00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:23,541
好的

596
00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:25,875
上次有請各位同學

597
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:30,000
做一週正面能量的想像練習
對不對？

598
00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:33,083
-對
-相信一定非常豐富非常精彩

599
00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:35,625
把你們準備的東西拿出來

600
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,125
等一下我們要分組

601
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:41,333
來分享想像練習的成果囉

602
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,333
到底準備了什麼呢

603
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,416
非常地期待

604
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,708
回來啦

605
00:41:55,791 --> 00:41:57,208
打電動還差你一個

606
00:41:57,291 --> 00:41:58,250
來打啊

607
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,916
喔，好啊

608
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,250
冬冬哩

609
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:03,416
走啦

610
00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:07,583
我跟你講，啞牙查到一間
超讚的五星級育幼院

611
00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:08,666
欸，你知道嗎

612
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,375
把小孩送去社福機構

613
00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:13,583
他們要花六個月的時間協尋
才會把小孩放出來給人家收養

614
00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:16,375
我們只要在六個月內
把他接回來就好，你看

615
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:18,208
冬冬在那邊受到專業的照顧

616
00:42:18,291 --> 00:42:19,958
我們也重拾我們的美好人生

617
00:42:20,041 --> 00:42:20,916
是不是很讚

618
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,166
重點是不用花我們自己的錢耶

619
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,958
我真是聰明到都想
給自己頒個諾貝爾和平…

620
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:28,291
你講真的假的？

621
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,500
幹嘛啦，你害我被砍了

622
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,833
你們在搞什麼鬼啊

623
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:37,000
怎麼做得出這種事情

624
00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:39,875
你知道冬冬對卡卡
還有對我有多重要，你知道嗎？

625
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,250
你們兩個馬上帶我去把冬冬領回來

626
00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:45,375
不然我砍你們本人

627
00:42:45,458 --> 00:42:47,541
說，你們把冬冬送到哪？

628
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,083
對不起

629
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:18,000
真的很不好意思

630
00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:20,083
你們這種年輕人我看多了

631
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:23,041
生了又不負責任

632
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:26,583
小孩可愛的時候抱起來玩玩

633
00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:29,041
哭的時候就亂丟

634
00:43:29,125 --> 00:43:32,333
知不知道這樣可以告你們遺棄

635
00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,875
你怎麼沒查到這條

636
00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:37,166
就剛好沒查到嘛

637
00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:41,000
我受夠你們這些小屁孩了

638
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,208
我要報警

639
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,208
等一下

640
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,416
讓開

641
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:52,875
對不起

642
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:57,166
把小孩子亂丟是我們的不對

643
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,041
都是我們的錯

644
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:04,000
但是孩子的媽媽沒有不負責任

645
00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:10,666
孩子的媽媽是個很勇敢的女生

646
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:11,958
她孤單一個人

647
00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:15,708
在很辛苦的情況下把孩子生下來

648
00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:21,083
而現在的她不但要照顧生病的阿公

649
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:25,083
還要打工賺錢，賺孩子的錢

650
00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,750
她是我見過最勇敢的人

651
00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,291
超會演的

652
00:44:33,541 --> 00:44:34,708
你幹嘛？

653
00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:38,000
很感人啊

654
00:44:38,708 --> 00:44:40,708
我們每天晚上醒來

655
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:43,125
輪流換尿布，餵奶

656
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:46,875
我們怕他挨餓，我們怕他受凍

657
00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,958
我們也怕他沒有人陪

658
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:52,291
我們放棄了自己玩樂的時間

659
00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:55,375
我們延誤了學校的課業

660
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,958
可是對於冬冬

661
00:45:01,291 --> 00:45:03,125
我們真的不想放棄

662
00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:10,625
拜託妳

663
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,375
再給我們一次機會好嗎？

664
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,833
他在叫你抱

665
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,875
反正之後我們會儘量幫你啦

666
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,125
你啞巴喔

667
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:58,208
會啦，幫忙

668
00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,458
謝啦

669
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,083
那你們可不可以幫我一個忙？

670
00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:04,500
我不要

671
00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:05,875
牙…

672
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,750
什麼事

673
00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:14,958
“喝豆漿也有禁忌，您知道嗎

674
00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:15,916
“專家表示

675
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,083
“喝熱豆漿不能像喝熱咖啡一樣…”

676
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,708
為什麼我的人生
要浪費在這些豬頭皮上面啊？

677
00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:22,958
還是你要浪費時間在冬冬大便上面？

678
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:24,583
你選一個

679
00:46:26,166 --> 00:46:27,583
難道我的人生選擇題

680
00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,916
只有這兩個選項嗎？

681
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:32,916
啞牙，你記住

682
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,541
正面能量

683
00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:38,666
靠北啊，小聲點啦

684
00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:42,666
好啦，你不切豬耳朵，你切豆干

685
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,333
來看到這一則社會新聞

686
00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,541
一名國三女學生在自家浴廁內

687
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,083
產下一名女嬰

688
00:46:48,166 --> 00:46:49,791
因為害怕家人發現

689
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,833
竟然從浴廁直接朝外丟棄女嬰

690
00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:54,625
女嬰不堪墜地重擊

691
00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:57,583
最後導致顱內出血死亡

692
00:46:57,666 --> 00:46:59,750
亂七八糟

693
00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:03,041
不孝子，還沒結婚就生小孩

694
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:09,916
阿公站起來了

695
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,083
閉嘴啦

696
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:13,583
快做事啦

697
00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:31,875
哥哥幫你做一件很重要的事情

698
00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:36,458
一暝大一吋

699
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:43,541
面對你恐懼的根源

700
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:44,750
跟它和解

701
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,333
勇敢誠實地

702
00:47:46,416 --> 00:47:48,333
抬頭看清楚

703
00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,333
你到底恐懼的是什麼

704
00:47:50,416 --> 00:47:52,416
你害怕的是什麼

705
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,208
你是不是男的啊

706
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:14,083
好可愛的貝比喔

707
00:48:29,791 --> 00:48:30,791
我覺得

708
00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:33,375
會願意照顧貝比的男生

709
00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,333
都很有男人味喔

710
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,583
她說我很有男人味

711
00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:43,708
她說我很有男人味耶

712
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,000
來喔

713
00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:49,000
開幕期間穿制服消費

714
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,958
免費招待小菜一份

715
00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:52,500
來喔

716
00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:54,125
今天新開幕

717
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,166
進來坐，進來坐

718
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,916
黑白切重新開幕

719
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,750
歡迎裡面坐喔

720
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,416
卡卡

721
00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:13,250
來了

722
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,625
什麼來了

723
00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:17,041
卡卡

724
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,625
-卡卡，妳什麼時候回來的？
-澳洲好玩嗎？

725
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,541
-臉書上面什麼都沒貼
-妳們看吧

726
00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:25,625
我就說來黑白切可以遇得到卡卡

727
00:49:25,708 --> 00:49:26,791
妳什麼時候要復學啊？

728
00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:28,500
畢業照有沒有要拍啊，要記得補拍

729
00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:29,916
對了，妳公費留考有沒有要考？

730
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,250
我幫妳帶簡章

731
00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:32,666
謝謝

732
00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,416
妳們先進去坐

733
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:39,041
-我等一下去找妳們聊天
-不夠意思，都沒在連絡的

734
00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:40,750
等一下聊啦

735
00:49:44,083 --> 00:49:45,666
老闆娘招待喔

736
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:57,750
妳們要吃什麼

737
00:49:57,833 --> 00:49:59,750
算了啦，自己點啦

738
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:02,000
阿公穿童軍服對不對？

739
00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:04,208
-好可愛
-還有蘇格蘭鞋

740
00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:08,375
教授也來了，教授好

741
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,125
嗨，教授

742
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,333
同學

743
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:14,583
教授今天你沒有穿制服

744
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:18,583
-沒有小菜喔
-沒有小菜

745
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:20,500
沒關係，大家儘量點

746
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:21,875
今天老師請客

747
00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:25,000
都點

748
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,708
恭喜開幕

749
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:30,916
趕快回來上課

750
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,333
我去倒垃圾喔

751
00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:46,333
好

752
00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:58,375
嗨

753
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,500
好久不見

754
00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:02,708
老師好

755
00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,291
回來怎麼沒告訴我？

756
00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:09,666
我們沒有什麼好說的

757
00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:13,166
妳什麼都沒說

758
00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,500
一聲不響地就出國

759
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,750
然後人間蒸發一年多，這算什麼

760
00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:18,625
請你以後不要再來了

761
00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:21,666
為什麼？

762
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:25,250
我去過你家

763
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:27,166
還見到你老婆

764
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:28,875
很難理解嗎？

765
00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:32,750
我想妳

766
00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:36,041
你不要碰我啦

767
00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,208
你再靠近我報警喔

768
00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:41,416
飛呀，飛呀…

769
00:51:58,041 --> 00:51:59,291
對不起

770
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,125
那我走了

771
00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:21,833
妳多保重

772
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,000
店收完囉

773
00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:55,458
你今天洗碗洗得好快

774
00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:57,083
有進步耶

775
00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:02,375
剛剛大胖帶冬冬走過去

776
00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:04,041
我怕阿公看到

777
00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:05,541
我去看一下

778
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,916
他是不是冬冬的爸爸？

779
00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:15,500
冬冬是我朋友的小孩

780
00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:21,125
妳該不會白痴到以為
我不知道冬冬是妳的小孩吧？

781
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,250
妳根本就不是到澳洲讀書

782
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:23,750
妳只是去躲起來生小孩

783
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,500
-妳根本就不敢承認…
-小聲一點啦

784
00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,166
你想讓全世界都知道嗎？

785
00:53:29,291 --> 00:53:30,416
妳默認了？

786
00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,541
可是事情不是你想的那樣

787
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:39,875
事情不是我想的這樣

788
00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:41,458
那是怎樣？

789
00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:45,958
我跟他在一起的時候

790
00:53:47,208 --> 00:53:48,833
以為他已經離婚了

791
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,750
懷孕之後

792
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,416
我去他家才知道他有太太

793
00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:57,791
算了

794
00:53:57,875 --> 00:53:59,458
我跟你說那麼多幹嘛

795
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,250
所以

796
00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:06,916
所以妳就大半夜
跑到寂寞男生宿舍裡面聊天討拍拍

797
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,875
所以

798
00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:11,375
妳就把我當作妳被拋棄後
聊天吐苦水的垃圾桶

799
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:15,166
所以我就應該要為冬冬
還有為妳做那麼多的事情

800
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:21,625
妳不但利用了我的感情
妳還利用了我兩個兄弟耶

801
00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:27,875
我他媽真的很犯賤

802
00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:31,916
因為我喜歡妳
所以我甘願為妳做這些事情

803
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:35,416
我現在覺得自己好像智障

804
00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,583
為了妳這種人

805
00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:40,791
妳在做什麼事情妳到底知不知道？

806
00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,583
妳做人家的小三

807
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,708
妳幫他生小孩

808
00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:47,708
妳都不覺得妳自己很髒很賤嗎？

809
00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:48,666
我告訴妳

810
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,500
在我眼裡現在冬冬跟妳一樣髒

811
00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:53,166
-一樣賤
-你不要扯到我的小孩

812
00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:59,041
對

813
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,083
我髒

814
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,083
我賤

815
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:03,166
當小三

816
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,708
可是我的小孩沒有

817
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:06,791
把你的話給我收回去

818
00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,083
可是很突然耶

819
00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:14,958
對阿，妳要不要再想一下
妳這樣走路太危險了吧，卡卡

820
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:19,250
妳要去哪裡？

821
00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:20,333
跟你沒有關係

822
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:22,083
妳又要消失一年喔？

823
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:23,916
走開啦

824
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,708
那阿公怎麼辦？

825
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,125
妳又要讓阿公心臟病發喔？

826
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,541
來，把冬冬給我

827
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,458
好了啦

828
00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:42,916
我道歉了啊

829
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,041
妳不要生氣了啦

830
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:45,000
你不要碰我

831
00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:46,625
好了好了

832
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:48,541
你們不要再拉拉扯扯十八相送了啦

833
00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:50,333
冬冬都不爽了

834
00:55:54,875 --> 00:55:56,250
你們現在誰只要拆散我跟冬冬

835
00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:57,333
我就跟誰翻臉

836
00:55:58,041 --> 00:55:58,958
加一

837
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,125
我不想連累你們

838
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:04,208
把冬冬還給我

839
00:56:04,291 --> 00:56:05,166
我不累喔

840
00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:06,166
我也是

841
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,208
威利，你呢

842
00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:14,458
再累，我也不讓冬冬離開

843
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,541
我們回家了

844
00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:23,958
不走了

845
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:29,208
就跟妳說妳不會打電動吧

846
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,791
馱獸是不會喊累的

847
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,500
但現在情況還是沒有改變啊

848
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:39,250
阿公跟神經夫妻的問題如果沒有解決

849
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:41,041
冬冬遲早還是會被發現的

850
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:42,208
是這樣喔

851
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:43,958
遠離壓力來源吧

852
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:45,833
我們先搬去別的地方住

853
00:56:45,916 --> 00:56:46,958
那我們先籌錢吧

854
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:49,000
等錢籌到我們就搬出去住

855
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,291
威利

856
00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:00,291
幹嘛？

857
00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:13,458
你…

858
00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:19,625
你們哪來的錢啊？

859
00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,375
我賣掉了一些模型

860
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:23,583
我把不要的影碟清倉了

861
00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:26,208
這些錢你拿去找一間大一點的房子

862
00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:28,208
房租加押金應該還夠

863
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,208
找到房子之後

864
00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:31,666
把欠阿公的錢還一還

865
00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:32,750
我們就搬出去

866
00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:36,916
幹嘛要賣球桿？

867
00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:39,458
打兩局就有啦

868
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,583
收山了啦，不打了

869
00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:44,208
收什麼山

870
00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:45,750
不是很厲害

871
00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:49,250
真的不打了

872
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,500
這樣啦

873
00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:53,916
算你兩倍

874
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,250
趕快贏一贏，拿錢去繳房租

875
00:57:57,333 --> 00:57:58,708
我剛剛聽你講電話

876
00:57:58,791 --> 00:58:00,291
你還有小孩喔？

877
00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,500
養小孩很花錢

878
00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,166
還要買奶粉

879
00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:06,875
買尿布

880
00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,875
你沒錢要怎麼養小孩

881
00:58:11,958 --> 00:58:13,458
是在想什麼

882
00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,000
算你兩倍

883
00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,250
一比二

884
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:18,250
還想

885
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,041
要不要點一下？

886
00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:43,125
不用了，謝啦

887
00:58:47,041 --> 00:58:48,625
那我跟你打有沒有兩倍？

888
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:49,916
你有小孩嗎？

889
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,875
有啊，我是小孩啊

890
00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:53,500
吃屎啦

891
00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:22,208
好了

892
00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:23,625
你吃

893
00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:26,791
好好吃喔

894
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,625
威利

895
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,333
你昨天晚上去哪啊？

896
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,958
對啊，房子找得怎麼樣了？

897
00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:44,333
房子…

898
00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,416
他們全部都上來，趕快收東西啦

899
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,541
-這不處理不行啦
-一定要啊

900
00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,416
來去給他處理一下

901
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,291
不知在搞什麼鬼

902
01:00:00,375 --> 01:00:01,958
對啊，不知在搞什麼鬼

903
01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:04,375
來來來

904
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:08,500
誰可以告訴我冬冬要放哪裡啊

905
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:11,583
-阿公真的，我們有聽到嬰兒的聲音
-對

906
01:00:11,666 --> 01:00:13,250
很大聲在那邊哭

907
01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:14,291
這不處理不行

908
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:15,791
你去抱

909
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,791
你先拿著，我收東西

910
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,958
真的要處理啦

911
01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:23,083
嬰兒聲音這麼大聲

912
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,041
我們都有聽到

913
01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:26,958
你們先收東西，我把冬冬放在床上
你們等一下再把他藏起來

914
01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:28,875
-好啦
-乖，冬冬乖

915
01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:31,416
真的有嬰兒啦

916
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,000
-一定有問題
-一定有問題呀

917
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:37,791
他們快到了，好了沒啊？

918
01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:38,750
他的尿布

919
01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:40,666
-趕快收一收啦
-我知道

920
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,916
這麼短的時間怎麼可能收得完啦

921
01:00:45,791 --> 01:00:46,708
看你要走去哪裡

922
01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:48,208
去把他抓起來

923
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:50,583
開門

924
01:00:52,583 --> 01:00:53,500
阿公好

925
01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:55,500
嬰兒

926
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,416
-嬰兒帶出來，在哪？
-阿姨好

927
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,666
嬰兒帶出來

928
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,166
隨便坐

929
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:03,875
在哪？

930
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,583
卡卡

931
01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,041
妳也在這裡要幹嘛？

932
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:11,666
教他英文啊

933
01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:14,500
教我英文啦

934
01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:15,583
嬰兒哩？

935
01:01:15,666 --> 01:01:16,666
我知道你們藏嬰兒喔

936
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:17,625
嬰兒抱出來快點

937
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,583
快抱出來

938
01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:20,083
速速交出來

939
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,083
自首無罪

940
01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:24,708
不然抓到判三年四個月

941
01:01:24,791 --> 01:01:25,833
快點

942
01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:26,958
嬰兒

943
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,750
什麼嬰兒啊？

944
01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:30,958
什麼什麼嬰兒

945
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:32,875
證據充分都已經拍到了

946
01:01:32,958 --> 01:01:33,958
來，來看

947
01:01:34,041 --> 01:01:35,875
-有證據啦
-什麼證據？

948
01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:37,166
看你要說什麼

949
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,666
你看

950
01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:40,083
嬰兒啊

951
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:41,083
看你還有什麼話好講

952
01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:47,541
講啊

953
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:53,125
可是昨天我明明沒有背東西啊

954
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,541
拍得清清楚楚

955
01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:57,625
我看你這次要講什麼

956
01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:04,333
昨天雖然我是一個人上樓，可是…

957
01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:08,875
最近老是感覺脖子痠痠痛痛的

958
01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,500
好像有人在壓我

959
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:12,166
對啊

960
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,958
我們之前不是聽人家說

961
01:02:14,041 --> 01:02:15,375
說這間房子不乾淨

962
01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:16,333
對啊

963
01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:17,291
就他們啊

964
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,375
你在靠北

965
01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:20,875
亂講

966
01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,833
什麼我的房子不乾淨

967
01:02:23,916 --> 01:02:25,791
你才不乾淨

968
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,375
-沒啦，阿公，不是那個意思
-沒啦，阿公你別生氣

969
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:31,583
-不是那個意思
-我看，是這些小鬼在裝神弄鬼

970
01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:32,958
-對
-你不要在那邊說有的沒的

971
01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,833
光天白日之下

972
01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:35,958
證據充分

973
01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:38,083
你在這邊說什麼有妖魔鬼怪在肩上

974
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:39,166
鬼不會來啦

975
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,000
那不是我們講的啦

976
01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,708
-搜看看
-搜，搜就對了

977
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:45,000
-來，借過
-走開

978
01:02:46,041 --> 01:02:47,083
你去廚房

979
01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:48,541
廁所我找

980
01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:50,208
這裡看一下

981
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:54,458
那邊稍微看一下

982
01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:55,458
-好，我來
-這邊我來

983
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:00,250
哪有可能沒有

984
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,541
都沒有

985
01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:04,125
棉被把它掀起來

986
01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:06,041
-廁所你有看沒有？
-我看過了啦

987
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:07,291
馬桶要看啊

988
01:03:07,375 --> 01:03:08,708
還是藏在馬桶

989
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:10,458
-臭烘烘
-奇怪

990
01:03:10,541 --> 01:03:11,416
哪有可能沒有

991
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,500
這邊

992
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,291
奇怪

993
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,458
沒有就沒有啦

994
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:21,125
你們在裝瘋賣傻喔

995
01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:22,166
阿公，真的啦

996
01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:23,208
回去啦

997
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:26,666
我們是真的有聽到

998
01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:28,958
阿公，我們真的有聽到嬰兒聲音

999
01:03:29,041 --> 01:03:30,791
還在那邊講

1000
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:31,833
-走啦
-好啦

1001
01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:33,791
-好啦，啊就沒看到
-抱歉

1002
01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:37,208
阿公，店也要開了

1003
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:39,291
我們先下去好了

1004
01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,375
嚇死我的毛

1005
01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:02,708
你超棒的

1006
01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:04,208
你們把冬冬藏哪？

1007
01:04:04,958 --> 01:04:06,208
不是你藏的嗎？

1008
01:04:06,833 --> 01:04:07,833
啞牙，你藏哪？

1009
01:04:07,916 --> 01:04:08,833
不是你藏的嗎？

1010
01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:10,041
你不要靠北啦

1011
01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:11,250
我沒有靠北啊

1012
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:12,208
那就是你

1013
01:04:12,291 --> 01:04:13,541
我真的沒有

1014
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:15,000
那冬冬現在在哪？

1015
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:17,166
趕快找一找

1016
01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:18,458
找一找

1017
01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:25,208
-冬冬
-冬冬

1018
01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:29,000
-冬冬
-該不會不見了吧？

1019
01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:33,125
-冬冬
-冬冬

1020
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,291
冬冬

1021
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,875
冬冬，不要玩了

1022
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,416
都沒有耶

1023
01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:46,416
冬冬

1024
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:54,583
冬冬在屋頂上

1025
01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:55,541
快走

1026
01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,625
在屋頂上，真的假的？

1027
01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,250
趕快走啦

1028
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,166
等等我

1029
01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:07,166
對啊，我們就有聽到那個聲音

1030
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,791
嬰兒的聲音沒錯啊

1031
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:10,708
哪有可能說找不到

1032
01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,500
對啊，怎麼會找不到

1033
01:05:12,583 --> 01:05:14,666
-我是覺得，這其中必有緣故
-奇怪

1034
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:15,583
再回來找

1035
01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,833
-再回來找
-小鬼在那裝神弄鬼

1036
01:05:16,916 --> 01:05:19,083
-對呀
-一定要仔細找

1037
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,791
一定有鬼

1038
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:22,875
小聲點啦，哪有鬼

1039
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,041
沒人在，快點

1040
01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:35,708
冬冬

1041
01:05:35,791 --> 01:05:37,041
他怎麼上來的？

1042
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,041
我去救他

1043
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,166
-幹嘛啦
-幹什麼啦

1044
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,708
頂樓加蓋，你是要嚇死冬冬啊

1045
01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:44,958
慢慢

1046
01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:47,250
小心一點

1047
01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:49,250
-慢慢
-冬冬，來

1048
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:50,833
冬冬，來

1049
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,208
冬冬，來

1050
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,291
他站起來了

1051
01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:11,916
他站起來了

1052
01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:14,166
我們的冬冬會站了

1053
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:19,416
沒有，老伴

1054
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:21,208
那邊有嗎？我這邊都沒有

1055
01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,833
我這邊也沒有

1056
01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:26,666
別…

1057
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,208
跪下，坐下，趴下

1058
01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:29,708
改天再站

1059
01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:30,750
冬冬

1060
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:32,291
過來這裡，快點

1061
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:40,625
來，慢慢

1062
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,458
會不會藏在外面啊

1063
01:06:42,541 --> 01:06:43,416
有可能

1064
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,791
快點，我們去外面找

1065
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,666
這櫥櫃旁邊有看過沒有

1066
01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,291
走

1067
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:01,708
老伴

1068
01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:02,708
快點，人要回來了

1069
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:04,041
我們快點去外面找

1070
01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:06,125
-我好像聽到什麼聲音
-什麼聲音？

1071
01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:07,708
-可能聽錯的樣子
-快點

1072
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,083
-快去外面找
-走吧

1073
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:30,666
-阿彌陀佛
-阿彌陀佛

1074
01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:37,166
把他拉上來

1075
01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:43,041
冬冬

1076
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:52,458
卡卡

1077
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:09,666
沒事

1078
01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,458
沒事了

1079
01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:21,416
怎麼會有這個嬰兒？

1080
01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:29,958
講啦

1081
01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:32,375
我在問這個嬰兒是誰的

1082
01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:34,083
你們不會聽嗎？

1083
01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:36,500
我在問你們啦

1084
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:39,583
是我的

1085
01:08:39,666 --> 01:08:41,291
講瘋話

1086
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,833
一個嬰兒有三個爸爸是嗎

1087
01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:48,208
你們當作我是瘋子

1088
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,083
-阿公…
-講

1089
01:08:53,791 --> 01:08:57,041
別說了，你們講了也沒用

1090
01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,000
我跟你們講

1091
01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:02,125
你們的房租也沒按時繳

1092
01:09:02,666 --> 01:09:06,041
你們又給我亂搞

1093
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:07,750
這樣

1094
01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:09,125
你們搬出去

1095
01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:11,000
小孩帶出去

1096
01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,583
不要再住在這

1097
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:14,708
我這裡不給你們住

1098
01:09:19,041 --> 01:09:21,125
跟他們沒有關係

1099
01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:26,041
卡卡

1100
01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:28,875
妳現在在幹嘛？

1101
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,833
這嬰兒是妳的吧？

1102
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,958
跟阿公說啊？

1103
01:09:41,041 --> 01:09:43,166
這嬰兒是妳的嗎？

1104
01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,166
不是她的啦

1105
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,541
閉嘴啦

1106
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,750
不然是誰的？

1107
01:09:50,666 --> 01:09:51,666
卡卡

1108
01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:55,291
妳跟阿公講，誰的？

1109
01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:01,041
跟他們三個沒有關係

1110
01:10:03,916 --> 01:10:06,750
妳跟阿公說妳要出國留學

1111
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:10,625
結果是出國生小孩

1112
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:14,958
妳把阿公當瘋子就對了

1113
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:20,083
他爸爸到底是誰妳給我說清楚

1114
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,000
阿公要把他打死

1115
01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,833
阿公你小聲一點啦

1116
01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:28,333
就當作沒有老爸

1117
01:10:28,416 --> 01:10:30,416
妳說什麼瘋話

1118
01:10:31,291 --> 01:10:33,000
妳怎麼這麼傻

1119
01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:37,333
和一個不敢負責任的人生小孩

1120
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:43,250
阿公養妳有什麼用

1121
01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:46,000
阿公對不起

1122
01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:52,625
好啦

1123
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,625
不要緊

1124
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:57,208
阿公也看破

1125
01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,125
你們聽好，出去

1126
01:11:00,958 --> 01:11:03,916
嬰兒都帶出去

1127
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,166
不要在那邊一直吵

1128
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,708
阿公可是你的身體還沒有好

1129
01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:10,458
我不用妳管

1130
01:11:10,541 --> 01:11:13,625
妳都沒在聽我的話

1131
01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:16,875
妳還在煩惱我身體不好

1132
01:11:16,958 --> 01:11:18,250
出去啦

1133
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,666
我不要看

1134
01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:23,291
走了啦

1135
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,833
反正遲早要搬出來住

1136
01:11:57,916 --> 01:11:59,500
趕快找一間旅館吧

1137
01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:01,708
不然冬冬會感冒

1138
01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:03,625
對啊，你錢先拿出來吧

1139
01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,708
裝沒聽到喔，錢哩？

1140
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,416
沒了啦

1141
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,041
你不要開玩笑

1142
01:12:24,416 --> 01:12:25,708
你又跑去賭球？

1143
01:12:29,666 --> 01:12:32,625
你跟我說你他媽的
你是不是又跑去賭球了？

1144
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,125
全部都沒了？

1145
01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,500
我們的錢本來就連押金都不夠

1146
01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,125
你這爹寶

1147
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:48,416
我早就知道不該把錢交給你

1148
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,625
你除了你爹賞你的錢

1149
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,791
你根本就生不出錢來嘛

1150
01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:53,166
-好了啦，不要嚇到小孩子
-妳閉嘴

1151
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,333
兇什麼啊你

1152
01:12:54,416 --> 01:12:56,000
挺她挺到現在

1153
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,791
嗆她一下不行喔

1154
01:12:57,875 --> 01:12:59,250
都已經慘成這樣

1155
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,416
我仔細想了一下
這整件事情從頭到尾

1156
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,708
都是她在利用你的感情

1157
01:13:03,791 --> 01:13:05,166
你在利用我們的義氣

1158
01:13:05,916 --> 01:13:07,291
講話不要太過份

1159
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,750
你見色忘友就不過份嗎？

1160
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,333
誰不知道你喜歡卡卡幾百年

1161
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:13,833
連屁都不敢放

1162
01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:16,250
你以為你幫她照顧小孩
她就會幫你加分喔

1163
01:13:16,916 --> 01:13:18,958
你根本就不關心冬冬
還他媽的去賭球啊

1164
01:13:19,041 --> 01:13:19,958
好了啦

1165
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,291
我不關心冬冬

1166
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,833
當初誰把他丟到育幼院的？

1167
01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:23,916
是你們不是我

1168
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,125
你們不要鬧了啦

1169
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,958
還不是你這個爹寶先擺爛

1170
01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,291
媽的你再說一次

1171
01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:29,625
爹寶

1172
01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:30,583
-爹寶
-你還講

1173
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:31,541
你不要碰我

1174
01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:32,625
你嘴巴不要這麼賤啦

1175
01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:33,791
什麼叫做我嘴巴賤

1176
01:13:33,875 --> 01:13:35,625
你幫哪一邊啊？

1177
01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:37,333
你也有份

1178
01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:38,375
要不是你被抓包被拍到

1179
01:13:38,458 --> 01:13:40,583
我們也不會變成現在這個樣子

1180
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:44,916
全世界都有錯就你沒錯喔

1181
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:45,916
對

1182
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:49,333
我終於知道

1183
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:52,041
為什麼你要去上那個什麼
莫名其妙的鳥課程了

1184
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,708
因為像你這種
只活在自己小宇宙裡面的豬

1185
01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:56,458
媽的自私鬼

1186
01:13:56,541 --> 01:13:58,000
根本不配當地球人

1187
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,791
你這個腦袋只長雞雞的傢伙

1188
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,625
憑什麼說我啊？

1189
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,208
你他媽講話真是太過分了

1190
01:14:11,041 --> 01:14:12,666
-推屁啊
-你在幹什麼啦

1191
01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,625
你不要碰我

1192
01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:14,708
打什麼

1193
01:14:14,791 --> 01:14:15,666
你不要碰我

1194
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:16,625
不要打了啦

1195
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:17,583
還不都你害的

1196
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:18,541
不要打了啦

1197
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,833
什麼叫我害的，講什麼東西

1198
01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:21,791
你喜歡賭嘛

1199
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,833
你這麼喜歡賭
你把我們大家的未來都賭掉了

1200
01:14:26,791 --> 01:14:28,958
死胖子你走開

1201
01:14:29,375 --> 01:14:31,500
你們再打我把冬冬送走

1202
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:33,125
不要打了

1203
01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:54,041
卡卡

1204
01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:55,458
不要跟過來

1205
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:15,125
拆夥

1206
01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:56,083
王八蛋

1207
01:15:58,041 --> 01:15:59,000
-你誰啊？
-王八蛋

1208
01:15:59,083 --> 01:15:59,958
幹什麼

1209
01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:02,666
人渣，棄養小孩，你根本就不配做人

1210
01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:03,875
你在說什麼

1211
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:04,916
什麼小孩？

1212
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:06,416
你還給我裝傻

1213
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:09,291
難道你不知道你對卡卡做了什麼嗎？

1214
01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:10,833
等一下

1215
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,041
你說卡卡有小孩？

1216
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:16,041
難道你還有別的種

1217
01:16:16,125 --> 01:16:19,083
還有別的學生的種嗎？還有嗎？

1218
01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:20,250
等一下

1219
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,000
我真的不知道

1220
01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:25,583
-你不知道？
-你們在幹嘛？

1221
01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:33,875
垃圾

1222
01:19:18,416 --> 01:19:19,333
爸

1223
01:19:20,541 --> 01:19:22,250
你再不說話我要胃穿孔了

1224
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,375
你知道你做錯什麼嗎？

1225
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:28,750
我知道

1226
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:30,875
你還願意開門接納我

1227
01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:32,125
我說的不是這個

1228
01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:33,375
我知道

1229
01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:39,041
我知道我不只做錯一件事情

1230
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,750
我不該在外面走投無路只能回家求救

1231
01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:48,000
我不該到現在還交不出報告的題目

1232
01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:52,416
我不該到現在
還不知道我是不是要考律師

1233
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,416
我…

1234
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:58,083
我知道我現在
根本就沒有資格講這些屁話

1235
01:19:58,166 --> 01:20:00,083
可是在我按照你規劃的路徑走之前

1236
01:20:00,166 --> 01:20:01,458
你可不可以給我一點

1237
01:20:01,541 --> 01:20:03,458
給我一點喘息…

1238
01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:04,875
給我一點猶豫的空間

1239
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:07,000
我想知道我自己到底要的是什麼

1240
01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:17,333
我知道了

1241
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:19,416
快吃飯吧

1242
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,583
再不吃

1243
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:22,166
我也胃穿孔了

1244
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,916
嗨

1245
01:22:18,916 --> 01:22:20,166
你來這裡幹嘛？

1246
01:22:22,916 --> 01:22:24,625
妳還滿難找的

1247
01:22:24,708 --> 01:22:26,500
問了好多人才找到妳

1248
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:33,958
很辛苦吧

1249
01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:37,500
不能完成學業，只能…

1250
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:39,541
帶著孩子打工

1251
01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:41,416
我不知道你在說什麼

1252
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,041
你走開啦

1253
01:22:55,583 --> 01:22:56,583
好可愛的小男孩

1254
01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:58,541
-叫什麼名字啊？
-你不要碰他

1255
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,708
妳以為妳可以瞞我多久？

1256
01:23:11,416 --> 01:23:12,916
他不是你的小孩

1257
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:16,000
到這個時候妳還要騙我？

1258
01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:20,875
小孩就是我的

1259
01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:22,375
憑什麼要打官司？

1260
01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:23,333
小姐

1261
01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:25,041
你們的監護權有爭議

1262
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:27,416
公說公有理，婆說婆有理

1263
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:29,583
我們警方真的幫不上忙

1264
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:31,750
怎麼了？

1265
01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:37,916
他要跟我搶小孩

1266
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,625
還說要告我

1267
01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:40,708
怎麼辦？

1268
01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,291
這個是？

1269
01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:56,083
我的期末報告

1270
01:23:58,708 --> 01:24:00,250
為什麼想做這個題目？

1271
01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:03,875
我想要替某個人打監護權官司

1272
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:11,208
還記得我上次在餐廳說過的

1273
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:15,625
我想要知道我自己到底要的是什麼

1274
01:24:17,916 --> 01:24:20,416
以前的我渾渾噩噩

1275
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,666
沒有目標

1276
01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:24,916
但是現在我有想要珍惜的東西

1277
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,333
想要保護的人

1278
01:24:26,416 --> 01:24:28,000
也有了承擔的勇氣

1279
01:24:28,833 --> 01:24:31,333
我想要藉這個機會
來證明我有這個能力

1280
01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:40,166
監護權官司很麻煩

1281
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,083
你有把握？

1282
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,875
你打的每個訴訟都很有把握嗎？

1283
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,458
當然不是

1284
01:24:49,541 --> 01:24:50,708
就算沒有把握

1285
01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:52,583
我相信你一定也是盡了全力

1286
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:03,583
爸

1287
01:25:06,291 --> 01:25:08,000
如果我有問題的話

1288
01:25:08,083 --> 01:25:10,083
可以問你嗎？

1289
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,208
你知道我的辦公時間

1290
01:25:32,708 --> 01:25:33,625
阿公

1291
01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:37,500
阿公

1292
01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:44,000
我知道自己讓你失望

1293
01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,541
還這樣跑過來

1294
01:25:47,125 --> 01:25:48,625
實在是很沒用

1295
01:25:50,041 --> 01:25:50,958
可是

1296
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:55,416
阿公你如果可以證明我們有錢養小孩

1297
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,333
錢我會自己想辦法去賺

1298
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:03,958
你如果願意出庭的話

1299
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,958
會很有幫助

1300
01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:15,208
就這樣

1301
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:41,916
阿公

1302
01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,958
你有沒有好好吃飯

1303
01:26:46,041 --> 01:26:47,375
按時吃藥啊？

1304
01:26:49,625 --> 01:26:51,041
有沒有去做復健？

1305
01:26:54,791 --> 01:26:56,541
我知道你不想見到我

1306
01:26:57,916 --> 01:27:00,875
但你還是傳個訊息跟我說你的狀況

1307
01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:05,750
不管我做錯了什麼事

1308
01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:07,958
我還是你的卡卡

1309
01:27:16,166 --> 01:27:17,416
卡卡

1310
01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:22,791
廚房有一碗豬腳麵線

1311
01:27:23,833 --> 01:27:26,375
去吃一吃，吃飽再走

1312
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:38,666
阿公最近不知道怎麼了

1313
01:27:40,708 --> 01:27:42,833
晚上若睡著

1314
01:27:42,916 --> 01:27:45,541
就夢到妳媽媽和妳

1315
01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:49,250
以前我們三個一起在吃飯

1316
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,541
整家真和樂

1317
01:27:55,666 --> 01:27:57,000
阿公希望說

1318
01:27:57,083 --> 01:28:00,750
妳不要和妳媽媽一樣這麼命苦

1319
01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:07,833
阿公

1320
01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:11,500
對不起

1321
01:28:12,875 --> 01:28:14,000
讓你操心了

1322
01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:37,416
妳生冬冬的時候

1323
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,791
有人陪妳嗎？

1324
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,041
沒有啊

1325
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:48,791
左手抓著右手

1326
01:28:48,875 --> 01:28:50,375
想辦法拚命生

1327
01:28:51,708 --> 01:28:52,833
不然怎麼辦

1328
01:29:22,583 --> 01:29:24,083
沒關係啦

1329
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:26,875
以後我都會陪著妳

1330
01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:40,625
妳很髒耶

1331
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,583
我自己會掃

1332
01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:44,250
自己會掃

1333
01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:46,000
妳每次都講自己會掃

1334
01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:48,958
拿去

1335
01:29:49,041 --> 01:29:50,291
妳不要給我只會笑

1336
01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:52,250
裝傻喔，妳快點

1337
01:29:53,083 --> 01:29:54,250
拿起來

1338
01:29:56,541 --> 01:29:57,791
哎喲

1339
01:29:58,541 --> 01:30:02,250
看來有人趁我們不在偷談戀愛

1340
01:30:02,333 --> 01:30:03,958
你們怎麼知道我在這啊？

1341
01:30:04,041 --> 01:30:05,708
身為一個專業的室友

1342
01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,791
手機定位是必要的

1343
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,875
所以我們現在是…

1344
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:18,291
聽說有敵人入侵

1345
01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:20,166
是時候合體了

1346
01:30:20,875 --> 01:30:23,416
正面能量

1347
01:30:24,291 --> 01:30:26,458
你們終於回來了

1348
01:30:28,750 --> 01:30:31,416
現在我在白板上寫這四大重點

1349
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:32,375
親職能力

1350
01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:33,333
經濟能力

1351
01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:34,375
財務狀況

1352
01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:35,583
社會交往關係

1353
01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:37,875
是打這場官司的方向

1354
01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:40,666
大胖的部分

1355
01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:42,708
我希望你去了解一下葉教授在學校

1356
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:45,208
到底騷擾或接觸過哪些女學生

1357
01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:47,000
問是否有人肯出面指控

1358
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,500
或是拿到連署書

1359
01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:51,125
然後請啞牙幫忙整理一些

1360
01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:54,416
平時我們幫冬冬拍攝的聲音檔和影片

1361
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:55,958
在法庭上播放

1362
01:30:56,041 --> 01:30:58,250
盡全力呈現我們對冬冬的愛

1363
01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:00,541
只要證明冬冬唯有待在卡卡身邊

1364
01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:02,416
才是他的最佳利益

1365
01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,958
冬冬跟我們在一起是非常幸福的

1366
01:31:12,625 --> 01:31:13,708
這樣子的生活環境

1367
01:31:13,791 --> 01:31:15,291
才是小孩子需要的

1368
01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:17,958
這符合兒童最佳利益之原則

1369
01:31:18,041 --> 01:31:19,458
冬冬跟我們在一起

1370
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:22,333
等於每天有四個大人
無微不至地在照顧他

1371
01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:24,166
所以我們應該要尊重冬冬的意願

1372
01:31:24,250 --> 01:31:25,875
跟我們一起住下來

1373
01:31:26,625 --> 01:31:27,500
依法

1374
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:30,125
七歲以上的小孩表達意願才有意義

1375
01:31:35,125 --> 01:31:36,208
你憑什麼啊

1376
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:38,125
你沒有帶過冬冬

1377
01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:40,125
你也沒有為他付出過

1378
01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:42,708
你知不知道小孩只有跟著媽媽在一起
才是最幸福的

1379
01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:48,208
法官大人

1380
01:31:48,291 --> 01:31:50,208
我必須跟您報告

1381
01:31:50,291 --> 01:31:52,291
被告的訴訟代理人

1382
01:31:52,375 --> 01:31:53,916
也就是這位同學

1383
01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:56,291
曾經對我行使暴力

1384
01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:00,458
而生母在過去幾個月

1385
01:32:00,541 --> 01:32:01,458
把小孩交給

1386
01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:04,583
毫無育嬰經驗的三個男大學生照顧

1387
01:32:04,666 --> 01:32:07,208
完全沒有盡到撫養的責任

1388
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,333
另外

1389
01:32:09,416 --> 01:32:11,208
根據我的探訪

1390
01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:12,541
過去曾經

1391
01:32:12,625 --> 01:32:15,416
發生小孩差點墜樓這類的危險意外

1392
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,416
很明顯地

1393
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,916
這些同學不適任親職

1394
01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,250
更可怕的是

1395
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,250
他們居然曾經

1396
01:32:24,333 --> 01:32:25,791
把小孩丟在育幼院

1397
01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:27,125
企圖遺棄

1398
01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:32,166
失格的母親

1399
01:32:32,833 --> 01:32:34,333
暴力

1400
01:32:34,416 --> 01:32:35,916
還有不負責任照顧者

1401
01:32:37,041 --> 01:32:38,958
絕對不能把小孩交給他們

1402
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:46,083
如果說到照護者的人品

1403
01:32:46,958 --> 01:32:47,833
葉教授

1404
01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:49,625
你才是素行不良吧

1405
01:32:49,708 --> 01:32:51,916
你是已婚人士，又是教授

1406
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,208
還數度在課堂上誘拐女學生

1407
01:32:54,291 --> 01:32:55,875
你才是有問題的人

1408
01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:57,375
請不要無中生有

1409
01:32:58,291 --> 01:33:01,291
我只曾經跟被告兩情相悅交往過

1410
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:03,375
完全是純潔的愛情

1411
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:05,541
而且這件事情

1412
01:33:07,583 --> 01:33:10,583
也已經獲得我太太的諒解

1413
01:33:17,541 --> 01:33:18,458
小茜

1414
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:20,791
妳到底為什麼不肯出面

1415
01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:22,583
妳跟卡卡不是好朋友嗎？

1416
01:33:23,375 --> 01:33:25,375
我不想淌這種渾水

1417
01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:31,291
還是妳跟我說還有誰受害

1418
01:33:31,375 --> 01:33:32,916
我去找他們可能會比較有種一點

1419
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,333
不要說我沒種

1420
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,666
卡卡明明知道教授那樣還生小孩

1421
01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:43,666
這根本沒有誰受不受害

1422
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:45,958
每個人
就該為自己的行為負責，不是嗎？

1423
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:48,250
那卡卡她現在不就在負責任？

1424
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,791
說這麼多妳只是怕被當吧

1425
01:33:55,583 --> 01:33:58,166
還有妳考的研究所的口試委員
就有他對不對？

1426
01:34:00,166 --> 01:34:02,166
你怎麼知道我要考研究所？

1427
01:34:03,750 --> 01:34:05,333
因為我一直喜歡妳

1428
01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:06,333
注意妳

1429
01:34:07,416 --> 01:34:09,291
但謝謝妳讓我明白得這麼快

1430
01:34:10,583 --> 01:34:12,500
讓我知道原來女人的友情

1431
01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:13,833
都是屎

1432
01:34:22,541 --> 01:34:24,208
這是我的財務資料

1433
01:34:24,291 --> 01:34:26,458
有固定的薪資所得

1434
01:34:26,541 --> 01:34:29,833
有房有車，還有好幾項獲益投資

1435
01:34:29,916 --> 01:34:31,708
再怎麼樣

1436
01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:34,125
都比這些大學生收入來得強

1437
01:34:35,458 --> 01:34:38,041
綜合所有主客觀的條件，我想…

1438
01:34:38,791 --> 01:34:40,458
我跟我太太

1439
01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:42,958
才是最有資格撫養冬冬的人

1440
01:34:48,208 --> 01:34:49,750
有錢又怎麼樣

1441
01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:51,708
你對冬冬了解多少？

1442
01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:54,708
你知不知道卡卡花了多少時間
多辛苦才把他生下來？

1443
01:34:54,791 --> 01:34:57,500
你知道我們三個人
花了多少心思在他身上嗎？

1444
01:34:58,375 --> 01:35:00,291
你根本就沒有資格把冬冬帶走

1445
01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:02,166
我是生父就有資格

1446
01:35:04,250 --> 01:35:06,666
我相信法官會用最客觀理性的態度

1447
01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:08,250
為小孩著想

1448
01:35:09,708 --> 01:35:10,958
等一下

1449
01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:23,583
我是葉教授的學生

1450
01:35:28,958 --> 01:35:32,333
這是被葉教授
騷擾過的學生簽名跟紀錄

1451
01:35:45,333 --> 01:35:46,333
等一下

1452
01:35:47,208 --> 01:35:49,375
現在的學生也太不像話了

1453
01:35:49,458 --> 01:35:52,125
受了煽動一下就隨便亂講話

1454
01:36:23,625 --> 01:36:24,666
來，換我

1455
01:36:27,333 --> 01:36:28,583
法官

1456
01:36:29,416 --> 01:36:32,583
這我的財產保證

1457
01:36:32,666 --> 01:36:37,625
我有土地所有權狀，房屋所有權狀

1458
01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:41,416
每年的扣繳憑單都在這

1459
01:36:42,250 --> 01:36:44,333
我是她阿公

1460
01:36:45,125 --> 01:36:47,083
我們卡卡

1461
01:36:47,166 --> 01:36:49,833
難道沒辦法養孩子

1462
01:36:49,916 --> 01:36:51,291
阿公挺到底

1463
01:36:51,375 --> 01:36:53,375
你拿去看一下

1464
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,125
我這輩子實在真命苦

1465
01:37:06,916 --> 01:37:09,791
女兒不聽我的話

1466
01:37:09,875 --> 01:37:12,541
還沒出嫁就生小孩

1467
01:37:12,625 --> 01:37:15,416
我就養這個孫女

1468
01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:18,625
看她會不會上進

1469
01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:20,375
有出息

1470
01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:23,083
想不到

1471
01:37:24,208 --> 01:37:26,208
也一樣

1472
01:37:26,291 --> 01:37:29,416
本來我也很心寒不理她

1473
01:37:30,041 --> 01:37:32,041
但是看到她

1474
01:37:32,958 --> 01:37:36,291
這麼認真在養小孩顧小孩

1475
01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:39,166
人講母子的天性

1476
01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,666
大家也會感動

1477
01:37:40,750 --> 01:37:44,083
我這個做阿公的難道會不感動

1478
01:37:44,166 --> 01:37:46,416
我就是死也會挺她

1479
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:50,083
別怕啦，有能力養啦

1480
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:53,541
這樣知道了嗎？

1481
01:37:53,625 --> 01:37:56,666
這樣就不要在那邊糾纏

1482
01:37:56,750 --> 01:37:58,583
大家回去休息啦

1483
01:37:58,666 --> 01:38:01,500
走啦，別再盧了啦

1484
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:04,708
就孩子的教養來看

1485
01:38:05,750 --> 01:38:06,625
我記得

1486
01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:08,333
阿公有前科紀錄

1487
01:38:09,208 --> 01:38:10,708
你不要太誇張

1488
01:38:18,916 --> 01:38:20,166
沒有任何人

1489
01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:22,250
有權力把冬冬從我身邊奪走

1490
01:38:25,416 --> 01:38:26,958
雖然我年紀很輕

1491
01:38:28,458 --> 01:38:30,375
也曾經做過錯的事情

1492
01:38:32,375 --> 01:38:34,958
可是冬冬是我懷孕十個月生下的小孩

1493
01:38:37,541 --> 01:38:39,333
從他出生的那一天開始

1494
01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:42,291
我沒有一天卸下過我的責任

1495
01:38:46,666 --> 01:38:48,208
我記得我小孩

1496
01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:50,958
第一次翻身

1497
01:38:51,041 --> 01:38:52,541
第一次爬行

1498
01:38:53,125 --> 01:38:55,708
做過每一件事情可愛的樣子

1499
01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:02,541
陪他度過換牙之前

1500
01:39:02,625 --> 01:39:04,625
每一個很不舒服的晚上

1501
01:39:07,666 --> 01:39:09,416
我未來的每一天

1502
01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:13,083
也會跟我現在的每一天一樣
愛我的小孩

1503
01:39:14,250 --> 01:39:17,041
我曾經也夢想過要環遊世界

1504
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:19,541
可是現在

1505
01:39:19,625 --> 01:39:21,291
只要有冬冬在

1506
01:39:21,958 --> 01:39:23,750
他就是我的全世界

1507
01:39:25,375 --> 01:39:27,791
我們沒有車也沒有錢

1508
01:39:29,291 --> 01:39:31,291
但是因為我們都很愛冬冬

1509
01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,375
所以我們未來也會繼續努力

1510
01:39:36,041 --> 01:39:38,416
你沒有資格批評我們

1511
01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:40,083
你背叛了你的太太

1512
01:39:40,166 --> 01:39:41,583
你攻擊你的學生

1513
01:39:42,458 --> 01:39:44,208
你才是最沒有資格的那一個

1514
01:39:44,291 --> 01:39:45,208
夠了

1515
01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:54,500
請不要把孩子判給我先生

1516
01:39:56,458 --> 01:39:58,458
就算把孩子判給他

1517
01:39:59,041 --> 01:40:00,916
我也不會幫忙撫養

1518
01:40:01,958 --> 01:40:02,916
因為

1519
01:40:03,916 --> 01:40:06,750
我沒有辦法像這些同學一樣

1520
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:11,166
去愛一個不是自己親生的孩子

1521
01:40:13,250 --> 01:40:14,625
特別是這個孩子

1522
01:40:14,708 --> 01:40:17,750
還是自己的先生跟外遇對象所生

1523
01:40:19,416 --> 01:40:20,583
等一下

1524
01:40:20,666 --> 01:40:22,666
我們不是說好的嗎？

1525
01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:27,375
我更沒有辦法

1526
01:40:28,083 --> 01:40:29,333
跟一個

1527
01:40:30,083 --> 01:40:32,750
會無情地攻擊自己的親人

1528
01:40:32,833 --> 01:40:35,125
攻擊自己孩子的母親的人

1529
01:40:36,166 --> 01:40:38,541
繼續生活下去

1530
01:40:47,916 --> 01:40:48,916
孩子歸妳吧

1531
01:40:53,416 --> 01:40:55,083
妳是一個偉大的媽媽

1532
01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:06,666
我們離婚吧

1533
01:41:12,291 --> 01:41:13,208
等一下

1534
01:41:25,250 --> 01:41:26,250
贏了

1535
01:41:26,333 --> 01:41:27,708
阿公，我們贏了

1536
01:41:32,416 --> 01:41:34,125
發神經啊

1537
01:41:50,125 --> 01:41:51,833
到底要到什麼時候

1538
01:41:51,916 --> 01:41:55,333
我們才可以真的變成成熟負責的大人

1539
01:41:55,416 --> 01:41:57,958
我想只要有了想珍惜的事物

1540
01:41:58,041 --> 01:42:00,625
我們自然而然就會有承擔的勇氣

1541
01:42:03,541 --> 01:42:05,916
你現在對人類有興趣了嗎？

1542
01:42:07,041 --> 01:42:08,916
慢慢在喜歡當中

1543
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:10,916
很好

1544
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:12,916
有進步是好事

1545
01:42:15,333 --> 01:42:18,208
謝謝，記得拿筷子

1546
01:42:27,541 --> 01:42:29,666
妳考上研究所了嗎？

1547
01:42:31,416 --> 01:42:32,958
要不要白飯？

1548
01:42:34,791 --> 01:42:35,708
要

1549
01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:44,916
沒有啦，我就是來看看妳
看妳最近怎麼樣

1550
01:42:49,083 --> 01:42:50,000
一百

1551
01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:52,750
謝謝

1552
01:42:59,541 --> 01:43:00,833
要不要雞腿？

1553
01:43:14,083 --> 01:43:15,000
謝謝

1554
01:43:49,166 --> 01:43:50,916
憨孫

1555
01:43:52,875 --> 01:43:54,000
好啦

1556
01:44:02,250 --> 01:44:03,625
不錯喔

1557
01:45:02,625 --> 01:45:04,250
我有聽到嬰兒的聲音

1558
01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:05,250
有喔

1559
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:07,166
沒有啦

1560
01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:13,625
哎喲，你幹嘛啦

1561
01:45:13,708 --> 01:45:14,583
搞什麼鬼

1562
01:45:14,666 --> 01:45:15,625
獅子王

1563
01:45:16,291 --> 01:45:17,166
美猴王

1564
01:45:17,250 --> 01:45:18,541
海賊王

1565
01:45:19,916 --> 01:45:21,125
隔壁老王

1566
01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:24,250
你們穿這樣是怎樣

1567
01:45:24,333 --> 01:45:25,958
命運的青紅燈？

1568
01:45:27,500 --> 01:45:30,083
-拿這玩偶是在搞什麼鬼？
-搞什麼？

1569
01:45:30,166 --> 01:45:32,166
我們關懷弱勢兒童

1570
01:45:33,125 --> 01:45:34,833
投入希望終結饑餓

1571
01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:37,500
送出玩具帶來歡樂

1572
01:45:37,583 --> 01:45:38,500
支持

1573
01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:40,583
多元成家

1574
01:45:40,666 --> 01:45:41,750
還有嗎？

1575
01:45:44,500 --> 01:45:46,458
-祝你生日快樂
-祝你生日快樂

1576
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:50,833
-祝誰生日快樂啊？
-祝你生日快樂

1577
01:45:52,708 --> 01:45:55,708
-我真的有聽到嬰兒的聲音啦
-生日快樂

1578
01:45:56,458 --> 01:45:58,125
生日快樂啦，小心喔

1579
01:45:59,833 --> 01:46:00,750
好熱

1580
01:46:02,875 --> 01:46:05,958
-好棒喲，他們沒有看到你
-嚇死我了