1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,524 Heads up! Good defense! 3 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,150 Good defense! 4 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,834 We're going downtown. 5 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:18,222 Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! 6 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:19,973 What do you want? 7 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:25,145 HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon? Alrighty. I have a package for you. 8 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,733 It sounds broken. 9 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:34,446 Most likely. I'll bet it was something nice. This is an insurance form. 10 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,449 If you'll just sign here, here, and here... 11 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,410 ...we'll get the rest of the forms to you soon. 12 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,208 That's a lovely dog. 13 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:50,087 -Do you mind if I pet him? -I don't give a rat's ass. 14 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,684 Oh, brother! 15 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,936 That's fine. I can finish the rest. 16 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,773 You just have yourself a good day. Take care now. Bye-bye. 17 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,246 Excuse me! HDS! 18 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,331 HDS! Coming through! 19 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,000 Got a package, people! 20 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,974 Get away from the door. 21 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,480 What's the matter with you? I said, get! 22 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,653 Son of a bitch! 23 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,823 That was a close one! 24 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,200 Unfortunately... 25 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,786 ...in every contest there must be a loser. 26 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,591 Hungry, fellow? 27 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,597 There you go. 28 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,396 No problem. It gets flooded. We'll just wait a few seconds. 29 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,650 Or we can try it now. 30 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:35,984 Putz! 31 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,277 Come on! 32 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,780 Get out! Get out! 33 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:45,577 Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear! 34 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,417 Give me a push while you're back there. 35 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,588 Alrighty, then! 36 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,218 It's alive! 37 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,178 It's alive! 38 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:51,560 My little baby, come here. You missed Mommy, didn't you? 39 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:56,231 Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you? I won't let him. No, I won't. 40 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:01,570 He can keep the big TV, but he's not gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. 41 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,284 Thank you, Mr. Ventura. 42 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,080 How can I ever repay you? 43 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,665 A reward would be good. 44 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:17,961 There is some damage to my car, and I had to fill it with premium. 45 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,510 Would you like for me to take your pants off instead? 46 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,555 Gee! Let me think. 47 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,140 Sure. 48 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,527 People are real friendly around here. 49 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,603 Ventura! 50 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,315 Yes, Satan? 51 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,361 I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. 52 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,113 Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. 53 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,159 You owe me rent. 54 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,496 Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. 55 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,291 I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. 56 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,336 Look at that. That's a true albino pigeon. 57 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,923 Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. 58 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,133 As soon as I find this bird... 59 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,301 ...You're paid. 60 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,012 I heard animals in there. 61 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,057 I heard them again this morning, scratching around. 62 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,309 I never bring my work home with me. 63 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:20,853 Oh, yeah? 64 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,897 What's all this pet food for? 65 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:25,774 Fiber. 66 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,736 Wanna take a look inside? Come on! 67 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,655 Come on! 68 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,086 Go ahead. Snoop around! 69 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,309 Well? 70 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,311 Are you satisfied? 71 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:09,151 Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here. That's all. 72 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,652 All right. 73 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,197 Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. 74 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,408 Loser! 75 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,395 Come to me, jungle friends. 76 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,455 Roger, let me ask you one question. 77 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,375 How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish? 78 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:08,961 What? 79 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,421 I'm sorry, I was just going to say... 80 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,466 ...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal. 81 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,844 Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau. 82 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,971 She didn't mean anything by that. 83 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:22,516 I don't give a good goddamn about that fish! 84 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,102 Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to! 85 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,730 All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl! 86 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,609 My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place! 87 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:37,030 Shit, Roger! You've been in this business a long time. 88 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,284 You know how superstitious these players are. 89 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:44,997 I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school. 90 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:49,334 I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years... 91 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,296 ...because he thinks flies are lucky. 92 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:56,258 I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday. 93 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,010 Find the fish... 94 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,928 ...or find new jobs! 95 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:03,056 Why did it happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl? 96 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:06,226 I'll tell you, it's those animal-rights activists! 97 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,187 Always out with their signs: 98 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,356 "Animals were born free! Stop torturing Snowflake!" 99 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,650 That fish lives better than they do. 100 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:18,530 The police are checking into the animal- rights groups. Have they called back? 101 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,034 No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles... 102 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,077 ...I hired a pet detective. 103 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,662 A what? 104 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,415 A pet detective. 105 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,794 Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals. 106 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,214 Well, actually, he was quite good. 107 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:40,093 Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process. 108 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,316 Like a glove! 109 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,662 Mr. Ventura here to see you. 110 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,706 Thanks, Martha. 111 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,541 Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. 112 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,001 Pleasure to meet you. 113 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,170 Any trouble getting in? 114 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,632 No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 115 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,801 Security's tight Super Bowl week. 116 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,389 Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point. 117 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,728 Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. Are you familiar with Snowflake? 118 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,146 Negative. 119 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:18,025 We got him from Miami. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. 120 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,570 This is a new trick he was going to do for the halftime show. 121 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,779 Let's go. 122 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,032 Blue 42, blue 42! 123 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,450 Hut, hut! 124 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,121 All right! 125 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,045 Come on, let's go! 126 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,551 Good boy! 127 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,436 Would you like an ashtray? 128 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,397 I don't smoke. 129 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,733 It's a disgusting habit. 130 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,115 The police came today. 131 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,536 Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back with a-- 132 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,956 Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear. 133 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,959 Roger, how you holding up? 134 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:21,213 If I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass. 135 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,508 They've been asking me about Snowflake all morning. 136 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,720 Who's he? 137 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,390 Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. 138 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,517 He's our pet detective. 139 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:38,605 Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz. 140 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:40,232 Martha Mertz? 141 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,068 Oh, yeah, the bitch! 142 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:48,991 Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. 143 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,576 Is that the tank? 144 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,619 Excuse me. 145 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,007 -Cops drain it? -Yes, this morning. 146 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,094 If I'm not back in five minutes... 147 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,804 ...just wait longer. 148 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:31,909 Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point. 149 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:37,331 We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from annihilation. 150 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:38,707 So far... 151 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:43,212 ...no signs of aquatic life, but I am going to find it. 152 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,673 If I have to tear another black hole, I'm going to find it! 153 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,469 I've got to, mister! 154 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,857 Oh, great! 155 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,068 I'll try to head them off. 156 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,278 Ace, get out of the tank. 157 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,155 I just can't do it, captain! 158 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,324 I don't have the power! 159 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,078 People! 160 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,664 I said, get out of the tank now! 161 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,543 For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man! 162 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,211 Where's Snowflake? 163 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,422 Snowflake is not available right now. 164 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:32,094 Roger, I've been waiting all day. I got to get a shot of his new trick! 165 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,846 What, is he sick? 166 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,947 People, people! 167 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,027 Lassie must be missing. 168 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,283 Make any good collars lately? 169 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,243 Or were they leashes? 170 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,630 Homicide, Ventura. 171 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,217 How are you gonna solve that one? 172 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,597 Good question, Aguado! 173 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,265 First, I'd establish a motive. 174 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:05,229 The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. 175 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:12,277 Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife! 176 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,738 Come on! 177 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,700 Now, kiss and make up! 178 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,248 Excuse me. 179 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,000 I'd like to ass you a few questions. 180 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,086 This is not the time, Ace. 181 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:33,924 If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. 182 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:39,304 I can keep him under control. You have to tell me who's on the Snowflake case. 183 00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:42,975 I can't do nothing for you on that. My hands are tied. 184 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,562 All right, that's it! Now it's my turn! 185 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:49,189 Five minutes alone, that's all I need! 186 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,234 Better look alive. Einhorn's on her way down. 187 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,987 Come on, now. Ace, please. 188 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:59,366 What's that matter? Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on! 189 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,827 Aguado's working the case, all right? 190 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,245 Aguado! 191 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,747 Good call! 192 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,083 We're just a little busy now... 193 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:12,129 ...with murderers and burglaries and drug dealers. Things like that. 194 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,382 A missing dolphin isn't exactly a high priority. 195 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,971 Now you've pissed him off. 196 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,392 -Would you give me a break? -I can't hold him much longer! 197 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,643 My boss is coming! 198 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,771 Okay, look. 199 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,733 We ran a check with local animal-rights groups. 200 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:37,112 We checked out the taxidermists and we already checked on van rentals. 201 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:40,574 So far, nothing, nathin', nada. All right? 202 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,076 Any unusual bets being made? 203 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,329 Of course! This is Super Bowl! 204 00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:48,165 -What'd you find out about the tank? -Nothing. 205 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,627 Tire tracks, an escape route. A guard didn't see anything. 206 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,379 -That's it? -I swear. 207 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,841 Now will you please get out of here before I get in trouble? 208 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,013 Thank you for your cooperation. 209 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:06,225 By the way, do you have a mint? 210 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,685 Perhaps some Binaca? 211 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,575 Assholomio 212 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,703 Osadomia 213 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,293 Holy testicle Tuesday! 214 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:36,630 What the hell is he doing here? 215 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,465 I came to confess. 216 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,219 I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. 217 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:47,391 Spare me the routine. I know you're working the Snowflake case. 218 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,562 May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one? 219 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:54,022 We'll find the porpoise. 220 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,485 Now I feel better. 221 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,865 Of course, that might not do any good. 222 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:06,618 Nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. 223 00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,538 The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout... 224 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:13,834 ...while the bottle-nosed dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus... 225 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:18,547 ...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. 226 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,508 But I'm sure you already knew that. 227 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,094 That's what turns me on about you. 228 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,929 Your attention to detail. 229 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,515 Listen, pet dick... 230 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:32,728 ...how would you like me to make your life a living hell? 231 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:37,065 Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. 232 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,276 But thank you for asking. 233 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,824 Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. 234 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,409 Your number still 91 1 ? 235 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,494 Alrighty, then! 236 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,953 Excuse me. Is Greg here? 237 00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:33,121 Thank you! 238 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,853 What's the password? 239 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,647 New England clam chowder. 240 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:01,859 Is that the red or the white? 241 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,028 I can never remember that! 242 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,197 White? 243 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,327 Hey, Woodstock! 244 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,788 Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? 245 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,500 Super, thanks for asking. I hope you're having a lovely day. 246 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,751 Do you? 247 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,170 Don't I? 248 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,214 So what are you up to? 249 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,009 Just watching the fishes. 250 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,429 You see those blips? That's a Norwegian whaling fleet. 251 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:34,516 I'm sending them new directional coordinates. 252 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,977 They'll find Jimmy Hoffa... 253 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,021 ...before they find any whales. 254 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:43,859 Gravy! So can you still tap into the aquatic supply stores in the area? 255 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,444 Of course I can. Why? 256 00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,863 I wanna trace the sale of equipment... 257 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:51,033 ...for transporting or housing a dolphin recently. 258 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:54,369 Come on, I thought you had a challenge for me. 259 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:59,374 All right, we got marine winch, sling, feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank-- 260 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,669 Wait a minute. Look here. 261 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,798 That's a lot of equipment for a civilian. 262 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:08,926 Ronald Camp? The billionaire? 263 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,553 Billionaire and rare-fish collector. 264 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:15,599 Really? 265 00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:17,893 That is the face of the enemy. 266 00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:21,897 Always trying to get his greedy hands on endangered species. 267 00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:23,649 Hold on. 268 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,734 Camp is connected with the dolphins? 269 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:29,613 That sub genius gave them the land the stadium's built on. 270 00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:34,993 And look, he's throwing another "I'm the richest man in the universe" party. 271 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:41,041 Looks like it's time for me to get myself a date. 272 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:51,677 I'm really going out on a limb here. His social events are strictly A-list. 273 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:56,932 The date started good, Chuck, but before we got to the party, she tensed up. 274 00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:59,685 If you do anything to embarrass me.... 275 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,812 What? Like this? 276 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,862 Hi, Captain Stubing. 277 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:11,697 How are Gopher and Doc? 278 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,408 Permission to come aboard, sir. 279 00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:35,554 I'm sorry, ladies. 280 00:26:38,849 --> 00:26:40,350 Glad you could make it. 281 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,102 Thank you. 282 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,688 You look wonderful. 283 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,692 And who is he, a friend? 284 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,863 No, this is-- This is my date. 285 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,450 He's a lawyer. 286 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,828 Does he have a name, or should I call him "Lawyer"? 287 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,751 I'm sorry. This is Ace V-- 288 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,712 Tom Ace. 289 00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:11,131 Pleasure to meet you. 290 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:13,342 Congratulations on all your success. 291 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,093 You smell terrific! 292 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:18,263 One of the first lessons we learned... 293 00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:19,556 ...back at... 294 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:24,978 ...Stanford was the growth of food- poisoning claims against wealthy-people. 295 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:28,565 One could make quite a lucrative law practice... 296 00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:30,025 ...with little else. 297 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:34,321 How is everybody feeling tonight? 298 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:37,115 Very, very well, thank you. 299 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,201 Look, honey... 300 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,203 ...there's the hors d'oeuvres. 301 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:52,089 Are you insane? There is no way that Camp stole Snowflake. 302 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,675 What are you trying to do? 303 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:02,432 Will you keep him occupied while I work my magic, please? 304 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,940 Smooshy, isn't it? 305 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,619 We got a few cases from my new dealer in Paris. 306 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:25,205 Excuse me, Ron... 307 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,457 ...I need to use the bathroom. 308 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,918 I think it's the pate. 309 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:31,879 Sure, it's over there. 310 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:35,799 Stuff probably looks better on the way out. 311 00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:45,767 He wasn't feeling well earlier today. 312 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,076 Gravy! 313 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:31,415 Don't worry, Snowflake. 314 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,375 Ace Ventura's here. 315 00:30:36,712 --> 00:30:37,963 Yummy! 316 00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:58,483 Snowflake! 317 00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:01,695 Here, Snowflake. 318 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,032 I've got a snack for you. 319 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,256 They're wonderful, aren't they? 320 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,967 Yes, they certainly are. 321 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:27,012 No matter what's going on in my life... 322 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,306 ...I can always watch them swim... 323 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,975 ...and be totally at peace. 324 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:40,984 It's not Snowflake! 325 00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,445 It's not Snowflake! 326 00:31:44,947 --> 00:31:47,616 It's not Snowflake! 327 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,512 Are you sure your date is all right? 328 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,639 It's been an awfully long time. 329 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:12,224 Who, Tom? 330 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:14,726 Well, I'm sure he's fine. 331 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:27,447 Do not go in there! 332 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:44,965 I'm sorry. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. 333 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:49,344 Do that! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. 334 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:51,722 I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace. 335 00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,021 What're you doing? 336 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,772 I'm sorry, Ron. 337 00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:02,357 What's he doing? 338 00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:03,984 Let's go! 339 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:08,864 Stop it! 340 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:13,118 I don't even wanna know why your pants are missing! 341 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:15,162 You could've cost me my job! 342 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:19,458 So you found a pebble in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN. 343 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:21,877 I found it in the filter, thank you. 344 00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:26,590 And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, triangular cut orange amber. 345 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:29,968 What're you talking about? 346 00:33:30,219 --> 00:33:33,430 Tonight I saw the same stone in Camp's ring. 347 00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:35,807 I thought you said Camp didn't do it. 348 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:38,435 No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. 349 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,688 But whoever was in that tank had a ring just like his. 350 00:33:41,897 --> 00:33:43,774 Ring? What ring? 351 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:49,780 The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. 352 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:55,494 I find the ring with a missing stone, I find Snowflake. 353 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:58,413 How you gonna do that? 354 00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:01,792 Simple. 355 00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:10,008 Loser! 356 00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:12,469 Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? 357 00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:15,722 You wanna play? 358 00:34:25,691 --> 00:34:26,942 Damn it! 359 00:36:50,419 --> 00:36:52,504 That stone could've come from anywhere. 360 00:36:52,754 --> 00:36:54,423 It could've come from... 361 00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:57,634 ...a necklace or a pendant, an earring. 362 00:36:57,926 --> 00:37:02,181 It came from an '84 AFC championship ring. 363 00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:11,148 Einhorn thinks it may have been an animal-rights group. You know FAN? 364 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:16,570 Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? 365 00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:18,822 Over half a million members worldwide? 366 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:20,949 No. Who are they? 367 00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:22,826 Did you know... 368 00:37:23,118 --> 00:37:27,414 ...they sent letters to college teams demanding the release of their mascots? 369 00:37:27,623 --> 00:37:29,166 What do you feed your dog? 370 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,961 Dog food. Why? 371 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,630 He is miserable! 372 00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:36,590 What are you talking about? 373 00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:40,802 He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him. Bad diet, isolated environment. 374 00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:43,138 It's amazing he's still alive. 375 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:49,394 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out. 376 00:37:49,603 --> 00:37:51,021 You can't express anger. 377 00:37:51,772 --> 00:37:53,857 Yeah? And you're ugly. 378 00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:58,737 I'm not even gonna talk to you. Would you please leave? 379 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:00,822 Why? So you can beat him? 380 00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:02,074 Fatty! 381 00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,326 You're unbelievable! 382 00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,828 Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made. 383 00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:09,915 Well, why don't you cry about it, saddlebags? 384 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:16,421 You like her, huh? 385 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,966 Yeah, she's all right. 386 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:30,602 Look, Melissa, I.... 387 00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:38,485 I'm here at the North Beach Towers condo complex in north Miami... 388 00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:42,406 ...where Roger Podacter, head of operations for the Miami Dolphins... 389 00:38:42,656 --> 00:38:44,741 ...has apparently committed suicide... 390 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:48,745 ...allegedly leaping to his death from his 20th-story balcony.... 391 00:38:57,838 --> 00:38:59,298 You okay? 392 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:02,134 I told you. I was in my apartment... 393 00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:03,510 ...across the hall. 394 00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:05,929 I heard a scream... 395 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,140 ...so I called the manager. 396 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:12,060 The place was empty, except for the dog. 397 00:39:12,269 --> 00:39:14,813 I opened the balcony door and looked out... 398 00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:17,191 ...splat, bang, pancake time. 399 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:19,526 Okay, thank you very much. 400 00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:26,200 Hi there, fella. 401 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,868 Have a bad night? 402 00:39:38,754 --> 00:39:39,922 So... 403 00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:42,382 ...animals can sense evil. 404 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:44,468 Who let Dr. Doolittle in? 405 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,179 Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson. 406 00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:52,351 This is police business. We'll let you know if the coroner finds a tick. 407 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,104 Face it-- 408 00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,398 Forget it. She's right. 409 00:39:58,649 --> 00:39:59,650 Besides... 410 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:04,404 ...I wouldn't want someone tracing my steps, pointing out my mistakes. 411 00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:20,254 So... 412 00:40:20,504 --> 00:40:24,258 ...you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? 413 00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:29,179 I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of evidence here to support your theory. 414 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:32,724 Except, of course, for that spot of blood on the railing. 415 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:39,857 May I tell you what I think happened? 416 00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:41,483 Alrighty, then! 417 00:40:41,692 --> 00:40:45,362 Roger Podacter went out after work, had a few drinks, then came home. 418 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:49,366 He wasn't alone. Someone else was with him. There was a struggle... 419 00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:52,160 ...and he was thrown over that balcony. 420 00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:54,872 Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. 421 00:40:55,289 --> 00:40:56,915 He was murdered. 422 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,961 That's a very entertaining story... 423 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:05,424 ...but real detectives have to worry about that little thing called... 424 00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:07,217 ...evidence. 425 00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:11,638 I think I heard a toilet flush. 426 00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:14,183 Maybe somebody lost a turtle. 427 00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,313 Well, I.... 428 00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:22,274 I guess I'm out of my league here. 429 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,986 Good work. 430 00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:37,206 There is just one more thing, lieutenant. 431 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,001 This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. 432 00:41:41,251 --> 00:41:43,545 She said she heard a scream. Right? 433 00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:46,757 And you had to open the balcony door when you came in? 434 00:41:47,007 --> 00:41:50,511 -That's true. -You're sure you had to open this door? 435 00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:51,762 I'm certain. 436 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,014 What's the point, Ventura? 437 00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:56,642 Only this. 438 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:12,741 This is double-paned, soundproof glass. There is no way... 439 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:16,578 ...she could have heard Podacter scream on the way down. 440 00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:19,164 The scream she heard came from inside... 441 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:24,294 ...before he was thrown off the balcony. The murderer closed the door upon going. 442 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:29,466 Can you feel that, buddy? 443 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:35,806 I have exorcized the demons! 444 00:42:37,975 --> 00:42:40,519 This house is clear. 445 00:42:41,937 --> 00:42:43,564 -Losers. -Get him out of here! 446 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:47,317 -Losers! Losers! -Let's go, Ace. 447 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:49,194 Losers. 448 00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:52,823 Come on. 449 00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:54,825 Back to the zoo. 450 00:42:58,078 --> 00:42:59,580 What are you thinking? 451 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:02,666 This whole thing is connected, somehow. 452 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:05,752 I want to find that other ring. 453 00:43:07,713 --> 00:43:09,882 Ace, you checked all the rings. 454 00:43:10,132 --> 00:43:12,301 Receipts? What about receipts? 455 00:43:12,551 --> 00:43:14,219 There's gotta be receipts. 456 00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:26,690 That was pretty impressive, what you did at the apartment. 457 00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:29,109 You don't have to tell me. 458 00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:31,111 I was there. 459 00:43:33,197 --> 00:43:37,034 Maybe you should've joined the police force, become a real detective. 460 00:43:37,326 --> 00:43:39,244 I don't do humans. 461 00:43:41,538 --> 00:43:43,165 You really love animals. 462 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,668 If it gets cold enough. 463 00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:51,215 No, I have a kinship with them. 464 00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,966 I understand them. 465 00:43:54,968 --> 00:43:56,887 Wanna hear something spooky? 466 00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:58,347 Sure. 467 00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:05,395 One time when I was about 12, I had a dream that I was being followed by... 468 00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:07,439 ...a big dog with rabies. 469 00:44:07,689 --> 00:44:09,608 He had these bloodshot eyes... 470 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:11,652 ...and foam came out of his mouth. 471 00:44:12,069 --> 00:44:16,990 No matter how fast I ran, he just kept gaining on me and gaining on me. 472 00:44:19,243 --> 00:44:22,079 Then just before I got to my front door... 473 00:44:22,412 --> 00:44:24,873 ...he jumped and sank his teeth in. 474 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:28,836 That's when I woke up... 475 00:44:29,086 --> 00:44:32,172 ...and felt the back of my neck. Check that out. 476 00:44:35,425 --> 00:44:36,760 Bastard! 477 00:44:38,095 --> 00:44:40,764 I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. 478 00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:43,350 Want to know why I do this? 479 00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,310 I'm not sure anymore. 480 00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:47,020 You better be sure... 481 00:44:47,729 --> 00:44:50,190 ...because once you get inside my head... 482 00:44:50,524 --> 00:44:52,192 ...there's no turning back. 483 00:45:03,787 --> 00:45:04,788 So.... 484 00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:09,001 Are these all? There's only a dozen. 485 00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:11,336 Maybe it's in another file, in the back. 486 00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:13,213 Who the hell is that? 487 00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:14,882 What? 488 00:45:18,927 --> 00:45:20,179 That. 489 00:45:20,804 --> 00:45:22,806 Who the hell is that? 490 00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:26,894 That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. Don't you know who he is? 491 00:45:28,687 --> 00:45:30,439 Why isn't he in this picture? 492 00:45:34,818 --> 00:45:39,740 This was taken earlier in the year. Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season. 493 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,707 He missed the final field goal in the Super Bowl that year. 494 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,584 Cost the Dolphins the game. 495 00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:53,253 But he got himself a ring, didn't he? 496 00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:55,797 Definitely. 497 00:45:56,006 --> 00:45:58,884 "Replacement kicker having a great year." 498 00:45:59,134 --> 00:46:01,845 "Ready for Super Bowl, all-star kicker boasts." 499 00:46:02,054 --> 00:46:05,432 "Field goal sails wide, Dolphins lose Super Bowl." 500 00:46:05,891 --> 00:46:08,519 "The kick heard round the world." 501 00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:12,147 That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point. 502 00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:16,068 Poor guy. 503 00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:18,570 Poor guy with a motive, baby. 504 00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,489 Where is he now? 505 00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:23,951 I heard he went back to his hometown in Collier County. 506 00:46:24,826 --> 00:46:28,455 Really? 507 00:46:30,624 --> 00:46:32,793 You're gonna drop me off before you go? 508 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:36,421 No way. You shouldn't be left alone right now. 509 00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:39,216 It might not be safe at your apartment. 510 00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,802 What do you suggest? 511 00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:27,764 Oh, my God! 512 00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:30,309 Oh, my God. 513 00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:33,604 Three times? 514 00:47:34,188 --> 00:47:36,899 I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. 515 00:47:37,691 --> 00:47:39,443 I must be tired. 516 00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:44,698 Okay, I'm ready again. 517 00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,752 I'm looking for Ray Finkle... 518 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,797 ...and a clean pair of shorts. 519 00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:44,925 What do you know about Ray Finkle? 520 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:50,138 Soccer-style kicker. Graduated from Collier High, 1976. 521 00:48:50,389 --> 00:48:54,142 Stetson University honors graduate, 1980. Holds two NCAA records. 522 00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:55,978 Most points and distance. 523 00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:59,064 Nickname, "The Mule." The only pro athlete from here. 524 00:48:59,273 --> 00:49:02,150 And one hell of a model American. 525 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:10,701 Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys? 526 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:11,952 No, sir. 527 00:49:12,202 --> 00:49:13,704 I'm just a big Finkle fan. 528 00:49:15,455 --> 00:49:17,708 This is my Graceland, sir. 529 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,627 Will you put that gun down? 530 00:49:21,211 --> 00:49:24,256 The boy is a fan of our son. 531 00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:27,217 So nice to meet you. 532 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:28,927 I'm Ray's mother... 533 00:49:29,178 --> 00:49:30,888 ...and this is Ray's father. 534 00:49:31,597 --> 00:49:33,432 It's a real honor! 535 00:49:34,057 --> 00:49:37,019 It's an honor to have you here. 536 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:41,607 My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. 537 00:49:41,857 --> 00:49:44,318 He'll be so pleased you stopped by. 538 00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:46,778 Are you expecting Ray anytime soon? 539 00:49:47,029 --> 00:49:49,656 Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute. 540 00:49:50,365 --> 00:49:53,619 Would you like some cookies? I just baked them. 541 00:49:53,911 --> 00:49:55,537 Yummy! 542 00:50:01,835 --> 00:50:04,004 Ray Finkle's house. 543 00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:06,965 I can't wait to meet him. 544 00:50:09,510 --> 00:50:11,845 Ray ain't coming home. 545 00:50:13,597 --> 00:50:15,724 But your wife expects him any minute. 546 00:50:15,933 --> 00:50:18,602 She expects him home any minute. 547 00:50:19,645 --> 00:50:23,398 See, the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. 548 00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:26,026 Eight years ago... 549 00:50:26,318 --> 00:50:30,405 ...our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital. 550 00:50:30,614 --> 00:50:33,492 And they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. 551 00:50:33,742 --> 00:50:37,371 It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that. 552 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:40,916 If he'd held the ball laces out, like he's supposed to... 553 00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:43,544 ...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick. 554 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:48,090 Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. 555 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,342 Would you like a cookie, son? 556 00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,555 What do you know? 557 00:50:55,097 --> 00:50:56,974 They're little footballs. 558 00:50:57,182 --> 00:50:58,559 Laces out. 559 00:51:00,102 --> 00:51:02,938 When Ray gets back and starts kicking again... 560 00:51:03,188 --> 00:51:05,524 ...he'll never even know he was gone. 561 00:51:05,774 --> 00:51:08,652 I've kept his room just the way he left it. 562 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,509 Oh, boy! 563 00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:35,554 What a sports nut, huh? 564 00:51:47,357 --> 00:51:48,317 May I? 565 00:51:48,567 --> 00:51:50,611 Oh, yes, by all means. 566 00:51:54,156 --> 00:51:57,451 Five seconds to go here in Super Bowl 17. 567 00:51:57,701 --> 00:51:59,494 Dolphins trailing the 49ers... 568 00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:03,457 ...by one. This will win the game for Miami. 569 00:52:03,749 --> 00:52:05,417 There's the snap. 570 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:06,835 Marino holds. 571 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,295 The kick... 572 00:52:08,921 --> 00:52:11,006 ...and it's high. No, it's... 573 00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:12,132 ...no good. 574 00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:16,303 Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal! 575 00:52:16,553 --> 00:52:18,430 I don't believe it! 576 00:52:18,639 --> 00:52:20,390 The Dolphins lose! 577 00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:24,811 The Dolphins lose! The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! 578 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:28,815 -Melissa, it's Ace! -Where are you? 579 00:52:29,107 --> 00:52:32,694 I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor. Where's Marino? 580 00:52:32,945 --> 00:52:34,112 Why? 581 00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:37,491 He's about to join Snowflake. I've gotta know where he is! 582 00:52:37,699 --> 00:52:41,954 He has a commercial shoot at the Bogart Sound Stage. 583 00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:45,249 Call the police. Get extra security over there. Now! 584 00:52:45,499 --> 00:52:47,459 Ace, what's going on? 585 00:52:50,587 --> 00:52:51,672 Thought I left? 586 00:52:53,715 --> 00:52:55,509 I'm really gonna go this time. 587 00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:06,353 Here we go, folks. Very quiet. 588 00:53:06,603 --> 00:53:07,479 Action! 589 00:53:07,729 --> 00:53:11,775 I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows the value of protection, it's me. 590 00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:21,076 So I take care of the hands that take care of me... 591 00:53:21,743 --> 00:53:22,995 ...with Isotoner gloves! 592 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:25,205 Cut! Again from the top. 593 00:53:25,414 --> 00:53:26,498 I said, cut! 594 00:53:26,748 --> 00:53:28,000 Guys, it's a cut! 595 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:30,627 What the hell are they doing? 596 00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:32,504 That's a cut! 597 00:53:37,593 --> 00:53:40,137 -What is this, a rewrite? -Shut up! 598 00:53:44,474 --> 00:53:46,018 -Where'd they go? -Over there! 599 00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:47,269 Let's go! 600 00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:55,944 Excuse me, gentlemen! 601 00:53:56,195 --> 00:53:57,279 Pet detective! 602 00:54:05,996 --> 00:54:06,997 Come on! 603 00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:08,457 What's wrong? 604 00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:10,209 Can't you hit me? 605 00:54:37,653 --> 00:54:39,613 Have there been ransom demands? 606 00:54:39,863 --> 00:54:42,324 There's no communication with the kidnappers. 607 00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:44,493 Will the Super Bowl be postponed? 608 00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:46,245 The game is on as scheduled. 609 00:54:46,495 --> 00:54:48,413 Why weren't we told about the kidnapping? 610 00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:51,667 Secrecy was essential. We couldn't risk any interference. 611 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:55,879 -Are the crimes related? -I'm sorry, I can't comment further. 612 00:54:56,129 --> 00:54:58,048 Now, if you'll excuse me.... 613 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:02,302 Get me the autopsy on Podacter! 614 00:55:02,553 --> 00:55:05,389 Aguado, send out a memo: No one talks to the press! 615 00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:08,183 And somebody get me some coffee! 616 00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:12,312 Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss a coffee! 617 00:55:13,856 --> 00:55:17,776 When I get out of that bathroom, you'd better be gone! 618 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:20,487 Is it number one or number two? 619 00:55:20,779 --> 00:55:22,990 I just wanna know how much time I have. 620 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:28,036 By the way, I went ahead and solved that... 621 00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:31,248 ...pesky Snowflake-Podacter- Marino thing. 622 00:55:31,957 --> 00:55:35,627 You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? 623 00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:44,261 All right, Ventura... 624 00:55:45,512 --> 00:55:46,680 ...make it quick. 625 00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:50,225 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. 626 00:55:50,475 --> 00:55:53,145 It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. 627 00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:56,523 It would've been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray missed the kick. 628 00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:58,734 Blames the whole thing on Marino. 629 00:55:58,984 --> 00:56:03,614 We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. 630 00:56:03,822 --> 00:56:06,074 Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. 631 00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:09,244 So how does Roger Podacter fit in? 632 00:56:09,786 --> 00:56:14,458 My guess is, Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him. End of story. 633 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:19,338 As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's number, taught him how to kick a goal. 634 00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:21,381 Finkle took it personally. 635 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:25,511 So where is Finkle now? 636 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:30,182 Busted out of a mental institute. He's been plotting his revenge for years. 637 00:56:30,432 --> 00:56:33,101 Waiting for the perfect time to get back at them. 638 00:56:33,310 --> 00:56:35,187 The time when it'd hurt them most: 639 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:37,564 Super Bowl time. 640 00:56:37,814 --> 00:56:40,192 Man, I'm tired of being right! 641 00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:46,198 Congratulations. 642 00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:50,244 You've done some fine detective work... 643 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,288 ...Ace. 644 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:57,626 I'm sorry, could you speak into my good ear? 645 00:56:57,876 --> 00:57:00,003 I thought I heard you call me Ace. 646 00:57:00,546 --> 00:57:05,175 Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. 647 00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:16,019 Your gun is digging into my hip. 648 00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:17,729 What's wrong? 649 00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:20,440 Want me to read you your rights? 650 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,026 Maybe later. 651 00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:27,281 What is it? 652 00:57:27,573 --> 00:57:29,157 That bony little bitch... 653 00:57:29,408 --> 00:57:31,118 ...Melissa Robinson? 654 00:57:31,827 --> 00:57:33,912 You just don't do anything for me. 655 00:57:35,372 --> 00:57:36,623 Down, boy! 656 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:41,420 Everything okay in here? I heard some commotion. 657 00:57:41,879 --> 00:57:43,463 Fine, sergeant. 658 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:45,591 You want me to throw him out? 659 00:57:46,425 --> 00:57:48,886 Why don't you throw yourself out? 660 00:57:50,929 --> 00:57:52,181 Yes, ma'am. 661 00:57:55,392 --> 00:57:58,353 Ace, I want you to leave everything to us. 662 00:57:58,604 --> 00:58:01,857 I can't do that, lieutenant. I was hired to find Snowflake. 663 00:58:02,107 --> 00:58:03,775 When we find Marino... 664 00:58:04,026 --> 00:58:06,069 ...we'll deliver Snowflake. 665 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,405 When I find Snowflake... 666 00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:11,617 ...I'll deliver Marino. 667 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:24,922 Melissa, it's Ace! 668 00:58:25,214 --> 00:58:28,091 What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. 669 00:58:28,842 --> 00:58:30,844 You have to commit me. 670 00:58:32,012 --> 00:58:35,474 Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. They still have his stuff. 671 00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:37,976 They aren't gonna let us look around. 672 00:58:38,227 --> 00:58:39,311 I know. 673 00:58:39,561 --> 00:58:42,397 It's a good thing I'm a master of disguise. 674 00:58:42,648 --> 00:58:43,649 Mrs. Robinson... 675 00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:46,068 ...I'm Dr. Handly. 676 00:58:46,318 --> 00:58:48,695 Now who is it you want us to look at? 677 00:58:48,987 --> 00:58:50,239 My brother... 678 00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:52,032 ...Larry. 679 00:58:56,245 --> 00:58:58,789 I'm ready to go in. Just give me a chance! 680 00:58:58,997 --> 00:59:01,959 I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. 681 00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:03,961 Just gotta stay positive. 682 00:59:06,129 --> 00:59:09,299 I'm gonna execute a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo. 683 00:59:37,327 --> 00:59:38,579 Let's see that... 684 00:59:38,871 --> 00:59:40,497 ...in an instant replay. 685 00:59:55,846 --> 00:59:59,141 Your brother won't be the first football pro we've treated. 686 00:59:59,391 --> 01:00:02,102 -Is that right? -Yes, we're very sensitive... 687 01:00:02,352 --> 01:00:04,813 ...to the stress athletes have to endure. 688 01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:07,024 I'm open! I'm open! 689 01:00:07,858 --> 01:00:09,568 I'm open! 690 01:00:10,402 --> 01:00:12,863 We'll do some preliminary evaluations... 691 01:00:13,155 --> 01:00:15,324 ...but I think he'll fit in nicely here. 692 01:00:15,574 --> 01:00:17,159 Over here! 693 01:00:19,369 --> 01:00:21,079 351 ! 694 01:00:21,538 --> 01:00:23,332 351 ! 695 01:00:23,582 --> 01:00:25,542 Rover, sit! Hut, hut! 696 01:00:28,795 --> 01:00:31,757 He seems to have some difficulty letting go of the game. 697 01:00:32,257 --> 01:00:34,343 Has he had a history of mental illness? 698 01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:37,596 As long as I've known him. 699 01:00:39,515 --> 01:00:42,142 This is one of our therapy rooms. 700 01:00:42,935 --> 01:00:46,438 And we do arts and crafts out here in the courtyard. 701 01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:50,609 And this is the storage room. Down the hallway we have another-- 702 01:00:50,859 --> 01:00:52,361 Halftime! 703 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:10,254 He'll be fine there by himself for the next 20 minutes. 704 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:14,174 I'll show you the dormitories, then. 705 01:02:25,871 --> 01:02:27,664 Isotoners. 706 01:02:47,059 --> 01:02:49,394 Obsess much? 707 01:02:51,021 --> 01:02:52,648 Where are you going? 708 01:02:52,898 --> 01:02:55,901 -To clean the storage room. -No, clean the cafeteria. 709 01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:58,195 I don't tell you how to do your job. 710 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,072 The schedule says... 711 01:03:00,322 --> 01:03:02,699 -...clean the cafeteria. -I know what I'm doing. 712 01:03:02,991 --> 01:03:04,243 You should've done it earlier. 713 01:03:04,493 --> 01:03:07,746 Man, come on. Cafeteria, my ass! I'm cleaning in here! 714 01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:10,040 You take breaks too long. You smoke-- 715 01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,543 Man, you're a pain in the ass! 716 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:37,776 "Search called off for missing hiker." 717 01:03:38,485 --> 01:03:40,946 "A search ended today when rescue workers... 718 01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:44,825 ...were unable to find the body of Lois Einhorn." 719 01:03:46,451 --> 01:03:48,620 A hiker missing since Friday? 720 01:03:48,871 --> 01:03:50,455 Lois Einhorn? 721 01:03:51,832 --> 01:03:54,459 Holy shitballs! 722 01:04:08,265 --> 01:04:11,018 What're you doing out here? Get back to work! 723 01:04:40,172 --> 01:04:41,423 "Love, Roger?" 724 01:04:50,015 --> 01:04:51,266 Ace, it's E. 725 01:04:51,475 --> 01:04:54,603 You think the article you found was something? 726 01:04:54,853 --> 01:04:57,314 I got a note from Roger to Einhorn... 727 01:04:57,606 --> 01:04:59,942 ...thanking her for a wonderful evening. 728 01:05:00,192 --> 01:05:02,736 Something ain't stirring the Kool-Aid, man. 729 01:05:03,028 --> 01:05:04,905 Wiggles, rewind. 730 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:12,454 What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? 731 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:15,832 Come on, think! 732 01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:19,211 Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. How? Why? 733 01:05:26,343 --> 01:05:27,886 All right! Here we go. 734 01:05:28,136 --> 01:05:31,348 Answer's right there! Just gotta get blood to the brain! 735 01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:34,601 Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! 736 01:05:34,810 --> 01:05:37,187 Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! 737 01:05:51,326 --> 01:05:52,661 Quitter! 738 01:05:54,830 --> 01:05:56,748 What do you want? 739 01:05:58,292 --> 01:06:00,836 I don't have any food for you. 740 01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:03,964 I have to have money to buy food. 741 01:06:04,214 --> 01:06:07,593 I have to have a dolphin to get money. Do you see a dolphin here? 742 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:17,311 Let's face it... 743 01:06:17,561 --> 01:06:19,605 ...your master is a loser. 744 01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:38,665 What the...? 745 01:06:40,626 --> 01:06:42,544 That's it. 746 01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:46,256 That's it! 747 01:06:46,548 --> 01:06:49,009 Einhorn is Finkle. 748 01:06:49,301 --> 01:06:51,678 Finkle is Einhorn! 749 01:06:51,970 --> 01:06:54,348 Einhorn is a man! 750 01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:57,851 Oh, my God! 751 01:06:58,268 --> 01:07:00,812 Einhorn is a man! 752 01:07:57,452 --> 01:07:59,830 "Your gun is digging into my hip." 753 01:08:00,789 --> 01:08:02,165 God! 754 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:08,338 And the big story in this Super Bowl game is the abduction... 755 01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:11,633 ...of Miami's starting quarterback, Dan Marino. 756 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:15,012 It's gotta be a strain on this Miami team, Bob.... 757 01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:56,845 What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun? 758 01:08:57,054 --> 01:09:00,891 I just love Super Bowl Sunday. Don't you, Dan? 759 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:03,435 A magical afternoon... 760 01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:06,063 ...where dreams are made... 761 01:09:07,147 --> 01:09:08,649 ...and crushed. 762 01:09:08,982 --> 01:09:12,486 Look, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way. 763 01:09:14,029 --> 01:09:17,616 Do I look familiar to you? Does it seem as if we've... 764 01:09:17,824 --> 01:09:19,993 ...met someplace before? 765 01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:22,955 I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot. 766 01:09:23,497 --> 01:09:25,666 Now the coin toss. 767 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,668 Kickoff time. 768 01:09:28,669 --> 01:09:30,295 My favorite thing. 769 01:09:36,969 --> 01:09:38,512 Laces out! 770 01:09:57,781 --> 01:10:01,285 I made some refreshments, Dan. 771 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:05,038 Would you like some refreshments, Dan? 772 01:10:06,290 --> 01:10:08,292 I'll be right back, Dan. 773 01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:42,618 I don't know how much psycho-woman's paying you, but I'll double it. 774 01:10:42,868 --> 01:10:46,079 Sorry. "Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison. 775 01:10:47,164 --> 01:10:49,041 Snowflake, here you go. Come on. 776 01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:50,959 Check it out, Marino. 777 01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:53,504 I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. 778 01:11:03,931 --> 01:11:04,765 Damn! 779 01:11:04,973 --> 01:11:06,767 Go get some more fish! 780 01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:08,644 I'm gonna kill that dolphin. 781 01:11:09,937 --> 01:11:11,563 Lovely party. 782 01:11:11,813 --> 01:11:13,565 Pity I wasn't invited. 783 01:11:26,078 --> 01:11:28,163 Where the hell's the smelt? 784 01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:39,132 Unconscious. Exactly as I planned. 785 01:11:46,849 --> 01:11:48,308 What the hell was that? 786 01:11:59,444 --> 01:12:00,529 Shit! 787 01:12:06,285 --> 01:12:09,288 What happened? What's going on? 788 01:12:09,538 --> 01:12:10,497 You okay? 789 01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:12,040 Guess what? 790 01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:13,500 It's naptime! 791 01:12:16,211 --> 01:12:17,671 What a hit! 792 01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:21,925 Heads up! 793 01:12:28,265 --> 01:12:29,349 Who are you? 794 01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:34,062 Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent with a special play: 795 01:12:34,313 --> 01:12:35,939 The quarterback sneak. 796 01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:37,858 Penalty! 797 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,236 Too many men on the field. 798 01:12:41,862 --> 01:12:43,864 I warned you, Ventura. 799 01:12:44,615 --> 01:12:46,116 Whatever happened to "Ace"? 800 01:12:46,325 --> 01:12:48,118 Good question. 801 01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:53,207 Be careful with that phone. In time, you could develop a tumor. 802 01:12:53,832 --> 01:12:56,168 Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. 803 01:12:56,418 --> 01:13:00,172 Send some men over to the Hallandale yacht basin. 804 01:13:00,422 --> 01:13:02,799 I've got the kidnapper trapped in the warehouse. 805 01:13:03,383 --> 01:13:05,928 It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 806 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,809 Code 1 1 in progress, 343 Victorville Road... 807 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,645 ...at the Palmdale basin. 808 01:13:14,853 --> 01:13:18,148 Officer needs backup. Suspect's name: Ace Ventura... 809 01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:20,943 ...should be considered armed and dangerous. 810 01:13:21,693 --> 01:13:24,363 It's Ace. We gotta break out of here. 811 01:13:26,990 --> 01:13:28,325 Is he in trouble? 812 01:13:28,575 --> 01:13:30,953 Don't worry, if there's one thing I know... 813 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:33,455 ...there's nothing Ace can't handle. 814 01:13:34,081 --> 01:13:36,375 Don't kill me! 815 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:39,670 Please! 816 01:13:40,128 --> 01:13:42,422 I'll never tell anyone, I swear. 817 01:13:42,673 --> 01:13:45,008 -He's who you want! Kill him! -Kill him! 818 01:13:45,259 --> 01:13:48,011 Kill him! He held the ball, remember? 819 01:13:48,262 --> 01:13:49,847 Come on, look at him! 820 01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:51,348 -Crybaby! -Jock! 821 01:13:51,598 --> 01:13:52,516 -Wimp. -Musclehead. 822 01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:54,268 Shut up! 823 01:13:54,518 --> 01:13:58,897 I think I'll kill the dolphin first. I wouldn't want you to miss that. 824 01:13:59,481 --> 01:14:01,275 And there's the snap. 825 01:14:01,483 --> 01:14:02,401 The kick! 826 01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:04,695 And it's good! 827 01:14:04,903 --> 01:14:07,823 Good to see somebody who doesn't buckle under the pressure! 828 01:14:12,786 --> 01:14:17,207 What would you know about pressure? 829 01:14:17,499 --> 01:14:20,043 Well, I have kissed a man. 830 01:14:20,961 --> 01:14:25,382 Of course, there's never been a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl... 831 01:14:25,674 --> 01:14:27,926 ... than the "kick heard around the world." 832 01:14:28,427 --> 01:14:33,473 I mean, it's clear to me that it was a good hold. Finkle just booted it. 833 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,101 The laces were in! 834 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,187 They were in! 835 01:14:58,457 --> 01:15:00,083 You like that? 836 01:15:00,334 --> 01:15:01,502 You like that? 837 01:15:07,007 --> 01:15:08,884 And that! And that! 838 01:15:19,436 --> 01:15:21,813 Having a little trouble with the lady? 839 01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:23,690 You don't understand... 840 01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:25,108 ...she's a-- 841 01:15:28,153 --> 01:15:30,072 Get him, Lois! Get him! 842 01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:35,410 Get him! 843 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,085 Shoot him! 844 01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:47,214 -Shoot him! -Hold your fire! 845 01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:50,175 Don't shoot! 846 01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:52,636 Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! 847 01:15:53,428 --> 01:15:54,888 I mean it! 848 01:15:55,347 --> 01:15:57,558 She's not joking! 849 01:15:57,766 --> 01:15:59,309 He kidnapped Snowflake! 850 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:04,147 He killed Roger Podacter and was about to kill Marino and me! 851 01:16:07,025 --> 01:16:09,486 Fiction can be fun! 852 01:16:09,778 --> 01:16:12,698 But I find the reference section much more enlightening. 853 01:16:12,948 --> 01:16:14,324 For instance... 854 01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:15,826 ...if you look up... 855 01:16:16,076 --> 01:16:20,539 ...professional football's all-time bonehead plays... 856 01:16:21,081 --> 01:16:24,501 ...you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle... 857 01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:29,381 ...who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17. 858 01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:36,096 You wouldn't read that Finkle was committed to a mental hospital... 859 01:16:36,346 --> 01:16:39,641 ...only to escape and join the police... 860 01:16:39,892 --> 01:16:43,103 ...in a scheme to get even with Marino... 861 01:16:43,353 --> 01:16:45,480 ...whom he blamed for the entire thing! 862 01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:48,692 What are you talking about? 863 01:16:48,901 --> 01:16:53,071 She's not Lois Einhorn! She's Ray Finkle! She's a man! 864 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,364 He's lying! 865 01:16:54,615 --> 01:16:55,866 Shoot him! 866 01:16:59,077 --> 01:17:02,164 Let's just see who's lying, shall we? 867 01:17:02,414 --> 01:17:06,418 Would a real woman have to wear one of these? 868 01:17:12,424 --> 01:17:14,510 Boy, that's really on there! 869 01:17:15,052 --> 01:17:16,762 But tell me this: 870 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,555 Would a real woman... 871 01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:21,016 ...be missing these? 872 01:17:26,563 --> 01:17:29,358 That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend. 873 01:17:29,900 --> 01:17:31,735 But I doubt very much... 874 01:17:32,277 --> 01:17:35,948 ...if he could find the time during his busy schedule... 875 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,574 ...to get rid of... 876 01:17:37,824 --> 01:17:38,825 ...big old... 877 01:17:39,076 --> 01:17:40,702 ...Mr. Knish! 878 01:17:48,627 --> 01:17:50,045 Oh, boy! 879 01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:54,299 Come here. 880 01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:57,970 Would you excuse me for just one second? 881 01:18:06,353 --> 01:18:07,980 Ladies and gentlemen... 882 01:18:08,647 --> 01:18:11,483 ...my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino... 883 01:18:12,442 --> 01:18:14,444 ...brought new evidence to my attention. 884 01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:15,696 Now... 885 01:18:16,071 --> 01:18:19,908 ...history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive... 886 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:23,036 ...criminal investigator can be wrong. 887 01:18:23,287 --> 01:18:25,330 But if I am mistaken... 888 01:18:25,664 --> 01:18:28,667 ...if the lieutenant is indeed a woman... 889 01:18:28,917 --> 01:18:31,211 ...as she claims to be... 890 01:18:31,461 --> 01:18:32,629 ...then, my friend... 891 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:37,467 ...she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! 892 01:18:39,011 --> 01:18:41,305 That's why Roger Podacter is dead! 893 01:18:41,513 --> 01:18:43,974 He found Captain Winkie! 894 01:18:53,233 --> 01:18:54,318 Good night! 895 01:18:54,526 --> 01:18:58,071 You've been a wonderful audience. Be sure to tip your waitress. 896 01:19:03,035 --> 01:19:05,120 Die, animal boy! 897 01:19:05,913 --> 01:19:07,247 Quick decision. 898 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:30,812 Loser! 899 01:19:37,861 --> 01:19:39,196 You have any more gum? 900 01:19:39,446 --> 01:19:43,742 That's none of your damn business. Stay out of my personal affairs. 901 01:19:44,535 --> 01:19:47,162 You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy. 902 01:19:48,705 --> 01:19:51,083 Ladies and gentlemen... 903 01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:53,126 ...the Miami Dolphins are proud... 904 01:19:53,335 --> 01:19:56,171 ...to welcome back to Joe Robbie Stadium... 905 01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:58,048 ...our beloved mascot... 906 01:19:58,257 --> 01:20:01,093 ...and the star of our halftime show: 907 01:20:01,301 --> 01:20:03,053 Snowflake! 908 01:20:10,018 --> 01:20:11,645 And now... 909 01:20:11,854 --> 01:20:15,524 ...returning for the second half, the Dolphins most valuable player... 910 01:20:16,191 --> 01:20:18,402 ...Dan Marino! 911 01:21:04,406 --> 01:21:05,240 Idiot! 912 01:21:06,325 --> 01:21:11,246 Do you know what you've done? You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. 913 01:21:11,455 --> 01:21:13,457 Yeah? Blow me! 914 01:21:15,167 --> 01:21:16,502 Really? 915 01:21:31,892 --> 01:21:33,477 The National Football League... 916 01:21:33,685 --> 01:21:38,440 ...would like to offer a special thank- you to the man who rescued Dan Marino... 917 01:21:38,649 --> 01:21:40,108 ...and our beloved Snowflake. 918 01:21:40,692 --> 01:21:42,319 A great humanitarian... 919 01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:44,655 ...and a lover of all animals: 920 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:48,033 Mr. Ace Ventura! 921 01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:51,537 Get off me! 922 01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:54,498 Get off me! 923 01:21:58,752 --> 01:22:03,882 Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies. 924 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:39,681 English Subtitles by GELULA & CO., INC. 925 01:25:40,305 --> 01:26:40,515 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-