1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,289 [whistling] 3 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,416 [glass rattles] 4 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:43,418 ♪ Ooh, yes ♪ 5 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,466 ♪ I'm walkin' in 'n' out ♪ 6 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:53,678 ♪ And you feel mesmerized ♪ 7 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:58,141 ♪ I get close ♪ 8 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,770 ♪ And you feel hypnotized ♪ 9 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,396 ♪ Now ♪ 10 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,775 Heads up! Good defense! Good defense! 11 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,736 ♪ It's the work of a bad time voodoo man ♪ 12 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:11,321 [clatter] 13 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:14,074 ♪ So don't try and break this spell ♪ 14 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:18,453 ♪ You listen up and listen well ♪ 15 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:20,330 ♪ With the power of suggestion ♪ 16 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,956 [shattered glass rattles] 17 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,334 ♪ Now it's strange but it's true ♪ 18 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,127 ♪ What I put on you ♪ 19 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,379 ♪ I got the power of suggestion ♪ 20 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,798 ♪ Power ♪ 21 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,175 ♪ It makes you do all the things ♪ 22 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,052 ♪ That you never would do ♪ 23 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:37,055 ♪ No, no ♪ 24 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,561 ♪ Just let your spirit run wild ♪ 25 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,661 ♪ Now, it's mind over matter ♪ 26 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,663 ♪ It's not what I'm after ♪ 27 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,123 ♪ Just let your spirit...♪ 28 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,916 We're going downtown. 29 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,710 ♪ With the power of suggestion ♪ 30 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,504 ♪ Power ♪ 31 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,259 [dog barks] 32 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:18,138 Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! 33 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,681 What do you want? 34 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:22,142 HDS, sir. And how are you this afternoon? 35 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,434 All righty, then. 36 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,811 I have a package for you. 37 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:27,522 [tinkle tinkle] 38 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,357 Sounds broken. 39 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,733 Most likely, sir. 40 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,193 I'll bet it was something nice, though. 41 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,279 Now, this is an insurance form. 42 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,781 If you'll just sign here, here, and here, 43 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,199 initial here, and print your name here, 44 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,578 we'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can. 45 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,915 That's a lovely dog you have there, sir. 46 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,041 You mind if I pet him? 47 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,626 I don't give a rat's ass. 48 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,712 All righty, then. 49 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,381 Oh, you boo! 50 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:56,259 Oh, you boo boo doo doo! 51 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,468 Joo boo baby doo boo. 52 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,304 - [arf] - Oh doo boo doo. 53 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,139 [cooing] 54 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,933 Oh, brother. 55 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,643 That's fine, sir. I can finish the rest. 56 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,729 You just have yourself a good day. 57 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,188 Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. 58 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,661 Excuse me, HDS! 59 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,205 HDS coming through! 60 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,498 Got a package, people! 61 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,170 [crash] 62 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,299 ♪ Your dreams are late at HDS ♪ 63 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,387 [voices in the hallway] 64 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,806 Get away from the door. 65 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,603 What's the matter with you? 66 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,063 I said git! 67 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,272 [squeaks] 68 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,236 Son of a bitch! 69 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,447 That was a close one, ladies and gentlemen. 70 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:04,577 Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be a loser. 71 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,332 - Loo-hoo-se-her! - [arf] 72 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,340 Hungry, fella? 73 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,841 [arf] 74 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,221 There ya go. 75 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,431 [engine doesn't start] 76 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,644 No problem. It gets flooded. 77 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:30,979 We'll just wait a few seconds. 78 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,647 Aah! 79 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,274 Or we can try it now. 80 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:35,984 [roars] 81 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,026 Come on! 82 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,655 Get out! Get out! 83 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:41,948 [arf arf arf] 84 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:45,535 Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. 85 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,037 Ooh! Jeez! 86 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,205 I'll kill you! 87 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,417 Oh, you want to give me a push while you're back there, pal? 88 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,210 Aah! 89 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,379 All righty, then. 90 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,131 [engine starts] 91 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,048 [laughs] 92 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,967 It's alive! 93 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,969 It's alive! 94 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,724 [arf arf arf arf] 95 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,020 Aah! Oh! 96 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,480 - [arf] - Aah-ha! 97 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,690 [arf arf] 98 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,860 - Ha! - Aah! 99 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:19,861 Ruff ruff ruff. 100 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,446 - [arf arf] - Arf. 101 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,955 [arf arf arf] 102 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,458 [arf arf] 103 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,669 Arf! Arf arf arf arf. 104 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,015 Oh, my little baby. Come here! 105 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,559 You missed Mommy, didn't you? 106 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:54,228 Oh, yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you? 107 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,230 I won't let him. No, I won't. 108 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:59,442 He can keep that big TV, but he's not going to hurt my baby. 109 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,694 No, he's not. No. 110 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,991 Thank you, Mr. Ventura. 111 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,871 How can I ever repay you? 112 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,664 Well, the reward would be good. 113 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:14,874 There is some damage to my car. 114 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:17,585 It's a high-performance machine, so I had to fill it with premium. 115 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:25,051 Would you like for me to take your pants off instead? 116 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,012 Gee, let me think. 117 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,347 Um, sure. 118 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,723 [unzips pants] 119 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,267 Whoa. Gee. 120 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:38,606 [laughs] For the love of Pete! 121 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,691 People are real friendly around here! 122 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,610 Whoa! 123 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,494 [water rippling] 124 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,367 [dolphin moans] 125 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,376 [tires screech] 126 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,904 [television plays] 127 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,916 And now, let's meet our contestants. 128 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,001 First, meet our challenger. 129 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,669 She's a housewife from Lubbock... 130 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,227 Ventura. 131 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,272 Yes, Satan? 132 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,358 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 133 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,109 You sounded like someone else. 134 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,403 Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. 135 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,781 [cough cough] 136 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,200 You owe me rent. 137 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:57,286 Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. 138 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,539 I'm on a very big case right now. 139 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,832 Check this out. Look at that. 140 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,168 That's a true albino pigeon. 141 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,378 Some rich guy lost it. 142 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,421 He's offering a $25,000 reward. 143 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:11,300 As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. 144 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,553 I heard animals in there, Ventura. 145 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:17,056 I heard 'em again this morning scratchin' around. 146 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,016 I never bring my work home with me, sir. 147 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:23,145 Oh, yeah? What's all this pet food for? 148 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:25,606 Fiber. 149 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,569 Want to take a look inside? Come on. 150 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,362 Come on. 151 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,085 Go ahead. Snoop around. 152 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:58,848 [sniff sniff sniff sniff] 153 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,684 - Well? Are you satisfied? - [sniff] 154 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:09,108 Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here, that's all. 155 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,527 All right. Take care now. 156 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,903 Bye-bye, then. 157 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,365 Loser. 158 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,371 [whistles] 159 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,186 Come to me, jungle friends. 160 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:55,613 ♪ Aaaahhhh ♪ 161 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,828 Roger, let me ask you one question. 162 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:06,165 How in the hell do you lose a 500-pound fish? 163 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,793 What? 164 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,836 I'm sorry, sir. I was just going to say 165 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,631 that it's not a fish. It's a mammal. 166 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,217 Thank you, Ms. Jacques Cousteau. 167 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,844 Don, she didn't mean anything by that. 168 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,139 I don't give a good goddamn about that fish. 169 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,475 Filet it and fast food it if you want to. 170 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,437 All I give a damn about's winning the Super Bowl. 171 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,358 My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place. 172 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:36,529 Shit, Roger, you've been in this business a long time. 173 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,074 You know how superstitious these players are. 174 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,327 I've got a quarterback that puts his socks on backwards. 175 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,703 Has since high school. 176 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,163 I've got a linebacker 177 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,958 that has not washed his jockey strap in two years 178 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,836 because he thinks flies are lucky. 179 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,756 Now, I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday. 180 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,718 Find the fish or find new jobs! 181 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,930 Why did it have to happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl? 182 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:03,931 I'll tell you who did it. 183 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,850 It's those goddamn animal rights activists! 184 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,643 Always out there with their goddamn signs. 185 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:11,313 "Animals were born free. Stop torturing Snowflake." 186 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,315 That damn fish lives better than they do. 187 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,568 Roger, the police are checking into the animal rights groups. 188 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,320 Martha, have the police called back about the dolphin yet? 189 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,072 No, but I wanted to tell you, 190 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,409 when I lost my Cuddles, I hired a pet detective. 191 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,494 A what? 192 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,663 A pet detective. 193 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,751 Thanks, Martha, but we'd better leave this to professionals. 194 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,795 Well, actually, he was quite good. 195 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:39,216 Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process. 196 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,052 [coos] 197 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,015 Coo, coo. 198 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:51,604 Aah! 199 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,443 - [pager beeps] - [groaning] 200 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,607 Like a glove. 201 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,452 Uh, Mr. Ventura here to see you. 202 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,538 Thanks, Martha. 203 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,289 Hi. I'm Melissa Robinson. 204 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,999 Pleasure to meet you. 205 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,960 Did you have any trouble getting in? 206 00:13:56,210 --> 00:14:00,047 No. The guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 207 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,591 Security's tight Super Bowl week. 208 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,634 Ahh. 209 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,677 Why don't you have a seat. 210 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,221 I'll get right to the point, Mr. Ventura. 211 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,432 Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. 212 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,850 Are you familiar with Snowflake? 213 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,602 Negative. 214 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,105 We got Snowflake from the Miami Seaquarium. 215 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,565 He's a rare bottlenose dolphin. 216 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,108 This is one of the new tricks 217 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,442 he was going to do for the halftime show. 218 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,652 Come on, Snowflake. Let's go. 219 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,987 [chatters] 220 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,115 Blue 42. Blue 42. Hut. Hut! 221 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,203 All right! 222 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,085 Come on, Snowflake! Let's go! 223 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,924 Good boy! 224 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,184 Would you like an ashtray? 225 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,729 Mm-mm. I don't smoke. 226 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,023 It's a disgusting habit. 227 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,524 Set hut! 228 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,864 [Melissa] The police were here this morning. 229 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,949 Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back gate 230 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,618 They said some kind of a... 231 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,203 Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear. 232 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,122 Oh. 233 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,749 Hey, Roger. How you holding up? 234 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,792 Well, if I look like I'm walking funny, 235 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,003 it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass. 236 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,006 They been asking me about Snowflake all morning. 237 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,302 Who's he? 238 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,221 Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. 239 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,432 He's our pet detective. 240 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,517 Hi. Nice to meet you. 241 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,687 Came very highly recommended by Martha Metz. 242 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,980 Martha Metz. 243 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,858 Oh, yeah. The bitch. 244 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,026 What? 245 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,987 Pekinese. Hyperactive. Lost in Highland Park area. 246 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,489 She was half dead when I found her. 247 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,366 Is that the tank? 248 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,201 Excuse me. 249 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,337 Cops drain it? 250 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,672 Yes. This morning. 251 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:10,678 If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. 252 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,276 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. 253 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,904 [imitating Captain Kirk] Captain's log. Stardate 23.9. 254 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,699 Rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. 255 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,076 We've... traveled back in time 256 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,912 to save an ancient species from total annihilation. 257 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,040 So far, no signs of aquatic life, 258 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,835 but I'm going to find it. 259 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,254 If I have to tear this universe another black hole, 260 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,505 I'm going to find it. 261 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,925 I've...got to, mister! 262 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,385 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. 263 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,020 [clamor] 264 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,105 Oh, great! 265 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,941 I'll see if I can head them off. 266 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,068 Ace, get out of the tank. 267 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,862 [imitating Scotty] I just can't do it, Captain. 268 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,114 I don't have the power! 269 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,659 - Podacter! - People! 270 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,412 I said get out of the tank now. 271 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,538 [imitating Dr. McCoy] For God's sake, Jim, 272 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,041 I'm a doctor, not a pool man! 273 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,212 Snowflake is not available right now. 274 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,548 Not available? Roger, I've been waiting all day. 275 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,758 I got to get a shot of his new trick 276 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,800 for the evening news. 277 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,801 What, is he sick? 278 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,345 [all talking at once] 279 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,570 People, people. 280 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,358 [cop] Lassie must be missing. 281 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,945 Hey, uh, hey, Ventura. 282 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,279 Ventura. 283 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,240 Make any good collars lately? 284 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,533 Or were they leashes? 285 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,993 [all laugh] 286 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,455 Heh heh heh heh. 287 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,665 Uh-oh. 288 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,584 - Eew! - Eew! 289 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,753 Homicide, Ventura. 290 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,965 Now, how you gonna solve that one? 291 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,011 Good question, Aguado. 292 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,930 First, I'd establish a motive. 293 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,142 In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's dick 294 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,977 and became insanely jealous. 295 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,813 - Ooh. - [laughter] 296 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,190 Then I'd lose 30 pounds... 297 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,109 porking his wife! 298 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,865 Now kiss and make up. 299 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,996 Excuse me. 300 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,957 I'd like to ass you a few questions. 301 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,001 Ah, this is not the time, Ace. 302 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,044 If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you 303 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,839 or your ass, I'm history. 304 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,300 I think I can keep him under control, 305 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,801 but you'll have to tell me 306 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,136 who's working the Snowflake case. 307 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,180 Hey, I can't do nothin' for you on that. 308 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,848 My hands are totally tied. 309 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:46,310 All right, that's it. Now it's my turn. 310 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,104 Five minutes alone. That's all I need. Come on! 311 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,398 Better look alive. Einhorn's on her way down. 312 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,442 Ooh! ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 313 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,818 Oh, now, Ace, please, man. Please. 314 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,195 What's the matter, Emilio? 315 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,989 Afraid I'll make a stink? Huh? Come on! 316 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,783 All right, Aguado's working the case, all right? 317 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,784 Aguado. 318 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,370 Aguado? Good call. 319 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,332 Look here, we're just a little busy right now 320 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,209 with murderers and burglaries 321 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,127 and drug dealers and things like that. 322 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,255 A missing dolphin isn't exactly a high priority. 323 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,842 [grunting] 324 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,970 Now you pissed him off. 325 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,597 Would you please give me a break, man. 326 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,973 I can't hold him much longer! 327 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,768 My boss is coming, man! 328 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,354 Okay, okay, look, we ran a check 329 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,648 with all the local animal rights groups, all right? 330 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,899 We checked out the taxidermists 331 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,651 and ran a check through a local DMV 332 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,110 on all recent van rentals. 333 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:41,114 So far, nothing, Nathan, nada, all right? 334 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,033 Any unusual bets being made? 335 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,117 Of course there's bets being made. 336 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,118 It's the Super Bowl. 337 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,578 What'd you find out about the tank? 338 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,247 Nothing unusual, okay? 339 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,998 Some tire tracks, an escape route, 340 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,416 and the guard didn't see anything. 341 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,336 - That's it? - That's it. I swear. 342 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,255 Now would you please get the hell out of here 343 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,506 before I get in trouble? 344 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,928 Thank you for all your cooperation. 345 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,139 By the way, do you have a mint? 346 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,558 Perhaps some Binaca? 347 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,696 [cough cough cough] 348 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:24,032 ♪ Asshole o mio ♪ 349 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:28,829 ♪ Oh, sodomia ♪ 350 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,916 Holy testicle Tuesday! 351 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,211 What the hell is he doing here? 352 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,380 I came to confess. 353 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:42,092 I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. 354 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,178 Spare me the routine, Ventura. 355 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,306 I know you're working the Snowflake case. 356 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:51,101 May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one? 357 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,854 We'll find the porpoise. 358 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,522 Whew! 359 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,233 Now I feel better. 360 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,863 Of course, that... might not do any good. 361 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,573 You see, nobody's missing a porpoise. 362 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,658 It's a dolphin that's been taken. 363 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,826 The common harbor porpoise 364 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:09,202 has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth, 365 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,537 and a triangular thoracic fin, 366 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,997 while the bottlenose dolphin, 367 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,749 or tursiops truncatus, 368 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,501 has an elongated beak, round, cone-shaped teeth, 369 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,503 and a serrated dorsal appendage. 370 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,381 But I'm sure you already knew that. 371 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,675 That's what turns me on about you... 372 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,427 your attention to detail. 373 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,722 Listen, pet dick, 374 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:32,559 how would you like me to make your life a living hell? 375 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,227 Well, I'm... 376 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,064 not really ready for a relationship, Lois, 377 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,066 but thank you for asking. 378 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,781 Hey, maybe I'll give you a call some time. 379 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,199 Your number still 911? 380 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,409 All righty, then. 381 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:51,661 Pblblt. 382 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,292 [playing heavy metal music] 383 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,197 Yeah! 384 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,284 Excuse me. Is Greg here? 385 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,036 Thank you. 386 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,308 [man] What's the password? 387 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,854 New England clam chowder. 388 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,356 Is that the red or the white? 389 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:05,235 Oh, I can never remember that. 390 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,736 White? 391 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,406 Yes. 392 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,200 Hey, Woodstock. 393 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,411 Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? 394 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,454 Super and thank you for asking. 395 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,123 I hope you're having a lovely day. 396 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,416 Do you? 397 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,584 Don't I? 398 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,087 So what are you up to, mandinga? 399 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,756 Just watching the fishies, Man-o-shevitz. 400 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,091 You see those blips? 401 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,218 That's a Norwegian whaling fleet. 402 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:34,347 I'm sending them new directional coordinates. 403 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,141 They'll find Jimmy Hoffa 404 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,976 before they find any humpback whales. 405 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,020 [Ace] Ha-ha! Gravy. 406 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,313 So can you still tap 407 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,648 into the aquatic supply stores in the area? 408 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,233 Of course I can. Why? 409 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,736 I want to trace the sale of any equipment 410 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,654 for transporting or housing a dolphin 411 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,031 within the last few months. 412 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:52,032 Come on, Ace. 413 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,201 I thought you had a challenge for me. 414 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,828 All right, we got marine winch, sling, 415 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,539 feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank. 416 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:03,084 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Lookie here. 417 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,087 Now, that's a hell of a lot of equipment for a civilian. 418 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,840 Ronald Camp, the billionaire? 419 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,134 Yeah, billionaire and rare fish collector. 420 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:15,639 Really? 421 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,099 That, my friend, is the face of the enemy, 422 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,018 always trying to get his greedy little hands 423 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,937 on endangered species. 424 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,271 Now, hold on. 425 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,440 Ronald Camp is connected with the Dolphins? 426 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:27,484 Yeah, that subgenius gave them the land 427 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,486 the new stadium's built on. 428 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,112 And look at this. 429 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,491 He's throwing another "I'm the richest man in the universe" party. 430 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,493 Hmm. 431 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,205 Looks like it's time for me to get myself a date. 432 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:44,376 [classical music plays] 433 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,421 I'm really going out on a limb here, Ventura. 434 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,258 Camp's social events are strictly A-list. 435 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,802 Gee, Chuck, the date started off good, 436 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,136 but just before we got to the party, 437 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,721 she seemed to tense up. 438 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,724 I swear, if you do anything to embarrass me in front of Camp... 439 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,101 What? Like this? 440 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,520 [laughs] 441 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:06,147 [squawks like a bird] 442 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,524 Ow! 443 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,695 Hi, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? 444 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:14,072 Permission to come aboard, sir? 445 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,581 [party chatter] 446 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,093 I'm sorry, ladies. 447 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,428 Melissa. 448 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,388 Oh, hi, Ron. 449 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,140 Glad you could make it. 450 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,725 Thank you. 451 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,519 You look wonderful. 452 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:45,812 Aw, thanks. 453 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,064 And who is he, a friend? 454 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:52,068 Um, no, this is... this is my date. 455 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,655 He's a lawyer. 456 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,532 Well, does he have a name, 457 00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:59,617 or should I call him lawyer? 458 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,371 Ooh. [chuckles] 459 00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:05,498 I'm sorry. This is Ace... 460 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,959 uh, Tom Ace. 461 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,377 Tom Ace. 462 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,171 Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Camp. 463 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,256 And congratulations on all your success. 464 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,883 You smell terrific. 465 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,511 I was just telling Melissa one of the first lessons we learned 466 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,638 back at Stanford Law 467 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:23,183 was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims 468 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,893 against wealthy private homeowners. 469 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,436 In fact, if one were so inclined, 470 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,229 one could make quite a lucrative law practice 471 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,858 with little else. [laughs] 472 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:33,943 How is everybody feeling tonight? 473 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,529 Very, very well, thank you. 474 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,992 Oh, look, honey, there's the hors d'oeuvres. 475 00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,081 [strums instrument] 476 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,501 Are you insane? 477 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,087 There is no way that Camp stole Snowflake. 478 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,047 What are you trying to do? 479 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:02,138 Will you just keep him occupied while I work my magic, please? 480 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,521 Squishy, isn't it? 481 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:22,033 I got a few cases from my new dealer in Paris. 482 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,326 Great. 483 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,786 Excuse me, Ron. 484 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,038 I, uh, need to use the bathroom. 485 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,707 I think it's the paté. 486 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,209 Sure, it's over there. 487 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,585 Thanks. 488 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,505 Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh? 489 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,759 Oh, God. 490 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,432 He wasn't feeling well earlier today. 491 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:53,690 [Mission: Impossible Theme plays] 492 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,545 [theme music ends] 493 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,533 Gravy. 494 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,204 Don't worry, Snowflake. 495 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,164 Ace Ventura's here. 496 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,211 Yummy! 497 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,231 Snowflake? 498 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:00,900 Here, Snowflake. 499 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,696 I've got a little snack for you. 500 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,531 [whistles] 501 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:12,370 Aah! 502 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,588 They're wonderful, aren't they? 503 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,132 Yes, they certainly are. 504 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,676 No matter what's going on in my life, 505 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:31,639 I can always watch them swim and be totally at peace. 506 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,232 It's not Snowflake. 507 00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:42,901 It's not Snowflake. 508 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:47,363 It's not Snowflake! 509 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,243 It's not Snowflake! 510 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,830 Aah! Oh! 511 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,502 [classical music continues] 512 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,134 Are you sure your date is all right? 513 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,386 It's been an awfully long time. 514 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,932 Who, Tom? Oh, I'm sure he's fine. 515 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,733 [stop playing] 516 00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:27,570 Do not go in there. 517 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,280 Whoo! 518 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,502 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. 519 00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:44,504 I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. 520 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,381 Be sure that you do. 521 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,882 If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, 522 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,342 I might have been killed. 523 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,302 I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace. 524 00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,434 What are you doing? 525 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,436 I'm sorry, Ron. 526 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,437 What is he doing? 527 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,606 Ace, what are... Let's go. 528 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,277 Ace, stop it. 529 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,781 I don't even want to know why your pants are missing. 530 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:15,243 I don't care what happened. You could have cost me my job. 531 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,870 So you found a pebble in Snowflake's tank. 532 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,497 Excuse me while I call CNN. 533 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,624 I found it in the filter, thank you very much. 534 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,959 And it's not a pebble. 535 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:27,505 It's a rare, triangular-cut orange amber. 536 00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:29,632 What are you talking about? 537 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:33,219 Tonight I saw the exact same stone in Camp's ring. 538 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,346 I thought you said Camp didn't do it. 539 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,973 No, Camp's clean. 540 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,599 His ring wasn't missing a stone. 541 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,060 But whoever was in that tank had a ring just like it. 542 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:44,188 Ring? What ring? 543 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:50,028 The 1984 Dolphin AFC Championship ring. 544 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,197 I find the ring with the missing stone, 545 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,283 I find Snowflake. 546 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,869 How are you going to do that? 547 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,247 Simple. 548 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,750 Pblblt. 549 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,797 Hey, loser! 550 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,259 Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? Huh? 551 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:14,802 ♪ Na na na ♪ 552 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,138 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 553 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,018 ♪ Na na na ♪ 554 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:25,438 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 555 00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:26,731 Damn it. 556 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,691 ♪ If you think that you're strong ♪ 557 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,318 ♪ Want to fight, well, come on ♪ 558 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,486 ♪ And line up ♪ 559 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:32,695 ♪ Line up ♪ 560 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:35,782 ♪ When the goin' gets tough ♪ 561 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,700 ♪ And you don't get enough ♪ 562 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:38,701 ♪ Line up ♪ 563 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:39,994 ♪ Line up ♪ 564 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:43,122 ♪ We got to get up, get out ♪ 565 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,916 ♪ Before they get us ♪ 566 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,543 ♪ Leanin' up against the wall ♪ 567 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,921 ♪ Yeah, it's got to start tough ♪ 568 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,132 ♪ Come and line up ♪ 569 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,634 ♪ Line up ♪ 570 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,553 ♪ So don't be surprised ♪ 571 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,681 ♪ When they pull the wool over your eyes ♪ 572 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,143 ♪ Yeah, don't get funked up ♪ 573 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:10,149 Ya ha ha ha ha ha! 574 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,485 ♪ Na na na ♪ 575 00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:14,862 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 576 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,659 ♪ Na na na ♪ 577 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,537 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 578 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,288 ♪ Yeah ♪ 579 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,457 ♪ If you got all the stuff ♪ 580 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,209 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 581 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,210 ♪ Then line up ♪ 582 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,671 ♪ Line up ♪ 583 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:35,341 ♪ If you're out on a limb and you wanna come in ♪ 584 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,425 ♪ Then line up ♪ 585 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,094 ♪ Line up ♪ 586 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,428 ♪ Yeah ♪ 587 00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,347 ♪ Your head's down, sittin' 'round ♪ 588 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,182 ♪ Pick your face up off the ground ♪ 589 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,810 ♪ And get yourself together, baby ♪ 590 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,728 ♪ And learn to stand tough ♪ 591 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,023 ♪ Come on and line up ♪ 592 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,358 ♪ Line up ♪ 593 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,444 ♪ You better get to it ♪ 594 00:35:55,528 --> 00:36:00,158 ♪ Instead of just standin' around ♪ 595 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,493 ♪ It's time to get down ♪ 596 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,706 ♪ Come on, y'all ♪ 597 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:13,504 [zips up pants] 598 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,308 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 599 00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:28,102 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 600 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:32,523 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 601 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:36,152 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 602 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,945 ♪ Na na na ♪ 603 00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:49,040 [dog whimpers] 604 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:52,418 Ace, that stone could have come from anywhere. 605 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,087 It could have come from a necklace 606 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,423 or a pendant, an earring. 607 00:36:57,673 --> 00:37:02,595 It came from an '84 AFC Championship ring. 608 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,850 You know, Lieutenant Einhorn thinks 609 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,019 that it may have been an animal rights group. 610 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,354 Have you ever heard of F.A.N.? 611 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:12,480 Free Animals Now? 612 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,273 Started in 1982 by Chelsea Gamble, 613 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,317 daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble? 614 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,569 Over half a million members from Florida to Finland? 615 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,279 No, who are they? 616 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907 Well, did you know that last year 617 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,910 they sent 127 threatening letters to different college teams, 618 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,328 demanding the release of their mascots? 619 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,663 What do you feed your dog? 620 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:32,750 Oh...dog food. Why? 621 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,794 He is miserable. 622 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,337 What are you talking about? 623 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,798 He's just very unhappy. I feel sorry for him. 624 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:40,716 Bad diet, isolated environment. 625 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,927 It's amazing he's still alive. 626 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,930 [chuckles] You know, you're just mad 627 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:49,058 because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out, 628 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,143 and you don't know how to express your anger. 629 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,437 Yeah? And you're ugly. 630 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,066 You know what? I'm not even gonna talk to you. 631 00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:58,609 Would you please leave? 632 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,737 Why? So you can beat him...fatty? 633 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,490 - You're unbelievable. - [telephone rings] 634 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:06,784 Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made. 635 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,704 Well, why don't you cry about it, saddlebags? 636 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:11,038 [ring] 637 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,043 You like her, huh? 638 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,587 Yeah, she's all right. 639 00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:22,174 Melissa. 640 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,266 Look, Melissa, I, uh... 641 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,479 [female reporter] I'm here at the North Beach Towers, 642 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,149 a luxury condo complex in North Miami, 643 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,734 where Roger Podacter, 644 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,944 head of operations for the Miami Dolphins, 645 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,280 has apparently committed suicide, 646 00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:48,326 allegedly leaping to his death from his own 20th-story balcony. 647 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,995 Lieutenant Lois Einhorn of the Miami Police Department 648 00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:52,830 - has yet to comment. - Please. Move back, please. 649 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,375 But it's believed that investigators are baffled as to the motive. 650 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,627 Are you okay? 651 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:00,129 [woman] Well, I told you, 652 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,590 I was in my apartment across the hall, 653 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,591 Yes, ma'am. 654 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,843 - I heard a scream. - Uh-huh. 655 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,012 So I called the manager. 656 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,681 The place was empty except for that damn dog 657 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:11,932 in the other room. 658 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,560 I opened the balcony door, looked over the railing, 659 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:17,063 splat, bang, pancake time. 660 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:18,564 [officer] Okay. Thank you very much. 661 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:20,691 I'm going to leave you one of my cards. 662 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:27,073 Hi there, fella. Have a bad night? 663 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,706 [ruff ruff ruff] 664 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,837 So...animals can sense evil. 665 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,839 Who let Dr. Dolittle in? 666 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,051 Uh, Lieutenant, he came with Ms. Robinson. 667 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:49,095 This is official police business. 668 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,305 We'll let you know if the coroner finds a tick. 669 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,515 [all laugh] 670 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:54,183 Heh heh heh heh heh. 671 00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:56,018 Oh, just face it... 672 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,270 E, forget it. She's right. 673 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,107 Besides, I wouldn't want somebody tracing my steps, 674 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,110 pointing out all the mistakes I was making. 675 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:24,046 So you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? 676 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,714 Well, I wouldn't say that. 677 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,341 Lord knows there's plenty of evidence here 678 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,592 to support your theory, 679 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,553 except, of course, for that spot of blood 680 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:31,929 on the railing over there. 681 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,478 May I tell you what I think happened? 682 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:40,980 All righty, then. 683 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:43,274 Roger Podacter went out after work. 684 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,942 He had a few drinks and he came home. 685 00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:46,277 But he wasn't alone. 686 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,279 Someone else was with him in this apartment. 687 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:49,321 There was a struggle, 688 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:52,032 and he was thrown over that balcony. 689 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,034 Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. 690 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,245 He was murdered. 691 00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:00,583 Well, that's a very entertaining story, 692 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:01,750 but unfortunately, 693 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:06,464 real detectives have to worry about that little thing called evidence. 694 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,091 Uh-oh! 695 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,093 I think I heard a toilet flush. 696 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,762 Maybe somebody lost a turtle. 697 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,015 [all laugh] 698 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:21,395 Well, I...guess I'm a little out of my league here. 699 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,065 Einhorn, good work. 700 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,069 Ooh. 701 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:37,286 Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant. 702 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,497 This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. 703 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,664 She lives across the hall. 704 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:41,832 She said she heard a scream. 705 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,292 - Is that right, ma'am? - Right. 706 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,211 And you said you had to open the balcony door 707 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:46,212 when you keyed into the room? 708 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:47,213 That's true. 709 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,715 You're certain you had to open this door? 710 00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:51,175 Yeah, I'm certain. 711 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,594 What's the point, Ventura? 712 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:55,638 Only this. 713 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,723 ♪ Ahh...♪ 714 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,934 ♪ Ahh...♪ 715 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:01,727 ♪ Ahh...♪ 716 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:02,686 [silence] 717 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:03,896 ♪ Ahh...♪ 718 00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:04,897 [silence] 719 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:05,898 ♪ Ahh...♪ 720 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:06,857 [silence] 721 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,943 ♪ Ahhhh ♪ 722 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,612 This is double-paned soundproof glass. 723 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,405 There's no way that neighbor 724 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,324 could have heard Podacter scream on the way down 725 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:16,450 with that door shut. 726 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,827 The scream she heard came from inside this apartment 727 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,663 before he was thrown over the balcony, 728 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:23,499 and the murderer closed the door before he left. 729 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:25,876 Yes! Yes! 730 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,086 Oh, yeah! 731 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,380 Can you feel that, buddy? 732 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,257 Huh? Huh? Huh? 733 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:35,844 [Southern drawl] I have exorcised the demons. 734 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:40,307 This house is clear. 735 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,560 Losers. 736 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:43,852 Get him out of here! 737 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,104 Losers! 738 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:46,105 Let's go, Ace. 739 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:47,606 Losers. 740 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:50,234 Loo-oo-sers. 741 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:52,403 - Losers. - Come on, Ace. 742 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,363 - Losers. - Back to the zoo. 743 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,282 [door closes] 744 00:42:57,866 --> 00:42:59,076 [Melissa] What are you thinking? 745 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,121 I'm thinking this whole thing is connected somehow. 746 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,249 I'm thinking I want to find that other ring. 747 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,378 Ace, you checked all the rings. 748 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:12,006 [Ace] Receipts. What about receipts? 749 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,174 There's got to be receipts. 750 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,476 You know, that was pretty impressive, 751 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,103 what you did back at the apartment. 752 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,522 You don't have to tell me. 753 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:30,608 I was there. 754 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:34,903 Maybe you should have joined the police force, 755 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,530 become a real detective. 756 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:38,782 I don't do humans. 757 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:42,953 You really love animals, don't you? 758 00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:45,914 If it gets cold enough. 759 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,625 [Melissa chuckles] 760 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:49,710 No, I have a kinship with them. 761 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,755 I, uh, I understand them. 762 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:56,550 Want to hear something kind of spooky? 763 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:57,718 Sure. 764 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,139 One time when I was about 12, 765 00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:03,515 I had this dream 766 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,019 I was being followed by a big dog with rabies. 767 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:08,937 He had these really bloodshot eyes 768 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,856 and foam coming out of his mouth. 769 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,233 No matter how fast I ran, 770 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,569 he just kept gaining on me and gaining on me 771 00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:16,779 and gaining on me. 772 00:44:19,114 --> 00:44:21,659 And just before I got to my front door, 773 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:24,370 he jumped and sank his teeth in. 774 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:27,790 And that's when I woke up 775 00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:30,417 and felt the back of my neck. 776 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:31,377 Check that out. 777 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,504 - Woof! Woof! Woof! - Aah! 778 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:37,216 You...bastard. [laughs] 779 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:40,177 I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself. 780 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,222 You really want to know why I do what I do? 781 00:44:43,305 --> 00:44:45,140 No, I'm not sure I really want to know anymore. 782 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,850 Well, you'd better be sure, 783 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:49,603 because once you get inside my head, 784 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,980 there's no turning back, baby. 785 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:06,078 So, um... [clears throat] 786 00:45:06,161 --> 00:45:07,746 Are these all the receipts? 787 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:08,956 There's only a dozen. 788 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:11,166 No, maybe it's in another file, in the back or something. 789 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,835 Who the hell is that? 790 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,670 Oh, what? 791 00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:20,008 That? 792 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,636 Who the hell is that? 793 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,763 That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. 794 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:26,682 Don't you know who Ray Finkle is? 795 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:30,477 No. How come he's not in this picture? 796 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,191 This was taken earlier in the year. 797 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:39,194 Ray Finkle wasn't added to the roster till midseason. 798 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,702 He's the guy who missed the final field goal 799 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,203 in the Super Bowl that year. 800 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,372 Cost the Dolphins the game. 801 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,875 But he got himself a ring, didn't he? 802 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,335 Definitely. 803 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:58,672 [Melissa reading] 804 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,678 "Field goal sails wide. Dolphins lose Super Bowl." 805 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:07,806 "The kick heard round the world." 806 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,475 That was Finkle. 807 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,560 The Dolphins lost by one point. 808 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:12,978 Whew. 809 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,147 [Melissa] Poor guy. 810 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,774 Poor guy with a motive, baby. 811 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:19,860 Where is he now? 812 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:23,780 Last I heard, he went back to his hometown in Collier County. 813 00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:28,994 Re...heh heh heh...eally. 814 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:32,539 You are gonna drop me off before you go, aren't you? 815 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:36,251 No way. You shouldn't be left alone right now. 816 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,587 It might not be safe at your apartment. 817 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,048 What do you suggest? 818 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,093 [The Lion Sleeps Tonight plays] 819 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:48,347 ♪ Wee-ee-um-um-a-weh ♪ 820 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,641 ♪ Wimoweh, wimoweh ♪ 821 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,601 ♪ Wimoweh, wimoweh ♪ 822 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:54,436 ♪ Wimoweh, wimoweh ♪ 823 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,271 ♪ Wimoweh, wimoweh ♪ 824 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:59,942 ♪ In the jungle, the mighty jungle ♪ 825 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:03,820 ♪ The lion sleeps tonight ♪ 826 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:07,449 ♪ In the jungle, the mighty jungle ♪ 827 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:10,911 ♪ The lion sleeps tonight ♪ 828 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:11,828 ♪ Wee-ee-ee...♪ 829 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:15,123 [squawks] 830 00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:21,421 [chatters] 831 00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:27,886 [groans] Oh, my God. 832 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,514 Oh, my God. 833 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,933 Three times? 834 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:36,645 I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before. 835 00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:38,939 I must be tired. 836 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:41,525 [moans] 837 00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,528 Okay, I'm ready again. 838 00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:17,477 [dog barks in the distance] 839 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,373 Hi. I'm looking for Ray Finkle... 840 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,374 [cocks gun] 841 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,585 and a clean pair of shorts. 842 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,713 What do you know about Ray Finkle? 843 00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:46,340 [inhales] 844 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,758 Soccer-style kicker. 845 00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:49,926 Graduated from Collier High June 1976. 846 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:52,304 Stetson University honors graduate, class of 1980. 847 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:53,972 Holds two NCAA division-one records, 848 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,766 one for most points in a season, one for distance. 849 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:56,767 Former nickname, "The Mule." 850 00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,935 The first and only pro athlete ever to come out of Collier County, 851 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,271 and one hell of a model American. 852 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:04,733 [inhales and exhales] 853 00:49:07,235 --> 00:49:10,489 Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys? 854 00:49:10,572 --> 00:49:13,200 No, sir. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. 855 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:18,246 This is my Graceland, sir. 856 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:20,832 Will you put that gun down? 857 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,127 The boy is a fan of our son. 858 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,755 So nice to meet you. 859 00:49:26,838 --> 00:49:28,715 I'm Ray's mother, 860 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,676 and this is Ray's father. 861 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,011 It's a real honor. 862 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:37,516 Well, it's an honor to have you in our home. 863 00:49:38,183 --> 00:49:41,561 My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. 864 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,855 He'll be so pleased you stopped by. 865 00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:46,733 Are you expecting Ray any time soon? 866 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,403 Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute. 867 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,989 Would you like some cookies? I just baked them. 868 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,742 Yummy. 869 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,662 [humming a tune] 870 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,247 Wow! 871 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:03,750 Ray Finkle's house. 872 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,420 I can't wait to meet him. 873 00:50:06,628 --> 00:50:08,714 [baking sheet bangs] Oop, oop. 874 00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:11,466 Ray ain't coming home. 875 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,512 But your wife said you expect him home any minute. 876 00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:18,181 She expects him home any minute. 877 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,642 See, the engine's running, 878 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:23,228 but there's nobody behind the wheel. 879 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,982 I mean, eight years ago, our son escaped 880 00:50:27,065 --> 00:50:30,110 from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, 881 00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:33,321 and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. 882 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:35,615 It was all that Dan Marino's fault. 883 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,117 Everyone knows that. 884 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,871 If he had held the ball laces out like he was supposed to, 885 00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:43,331 Ray would never have missed that kick. 886 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:47,711 Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. 887 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:49,671 Would you like a cookie, son? 888 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:52,507 Hmm. 889 00:50:52,924 --> 00:50:54,384 What do you know? 890 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,762 They're little footballs. 891 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:58,388 Laces out. 892 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:02,809 When Ray gets back and starts kicking again, 893 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,395 he'll never even know he was gone. 894 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:08,440 I've kept his room just the way he left it. 895 00:51:30,712 --> 00:51:32,255 Oh, boy. 896 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:35,175 What a sports nut, huh? 897 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,104 May I? 898 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,649 Oh, yes. By all means. 899 00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:57,280 Five seconds to go here in Super Bowl XVII. 900 00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:00,617 The Dolphins trailing the 49ers by one. 901 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,078 This will win the game for Miami. 902 00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:04,871 There's the snap. 903 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,873 Marino holds. 904 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,124 The kick. 905 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,459 And it's wide. 906 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,045 Oh, no! It's no good! 907 00:52:12,128 --> 00:52:15,924 Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal. 908 00:52:16,007 --> 00:52:17,843 I don't believe it. 909 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,636 The Dolphins lose. 910 00:52:19,761 --> 00:52:21,179 The Dolphins lose. 911 00:52:21,346 --> 00:52:24,266 The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl. 912 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:25,892 Oh, no! 913 00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,435 Melissa, it's Ace. 914 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,562 Ace, where are you? 915 00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:31,147 I'm in psycho-ville, and Finkle's the mayor. 916 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,440 Where's Dan Marino? 917 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:33,859 Marino? Why? 918 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,569 Because he's about to join Snowflake. 919 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:37,028 I've gotta know where he is. 920 00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:38,238 All right, he had a practice 921 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:39,573 and then he has a commercial shoot 922 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:40,991 at the Bogart sound stage. 923 00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:42,492 Okay, call the police. 924 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:44,786 Get extra security over there now. 925 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,830 Ace, what's going on? 926 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,250 Ace? Ace! 927 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,710 Thought I left, didn't ya? 928 00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:54,963 Okay, I'm really gonna go this time. 929 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:05,015 Okay, here we go, folks. 930 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:06,808 - Very quiet and... - Action. 931 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:08,393 Hi, I'm Dan Marino, 932 00:53:08,476 --> 00:53:11,563 and if anyone knows the value of protection, it's me. 933 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,196 So I take care of the hands that take care of me... 934 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,197 [grunts] 935 00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:22,782 With Isotoner gloves. 936 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,451 [director] Cut. Again from the top. 937 00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:26,119 I said cut. 938 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:27,787 Guys, it's a cut. 939 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:29,456 What the hell are they doing? 940 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:30,457 Hey, guys! 941 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:32,375 That's a cut! Guys, that's a cut. 942 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:33,877 Paul, Hank, let's go! 943 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:39,507 - What is this, a rewrite? - Shut up! 944 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:45,764 - Where'd they go? - Over there! 945 00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:46,681 Let's go! 946 00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:51,519 Hold it right there! 947 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:55,315 Excuse me, gentlemen. 948 00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,359 Pet detective. 949 00:54:03,281 --> 00:54:05,033 [gunfire] 950 00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:08,203 Come on! What's the matter with you? 951 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:09,996 Can't you hit me? 952 00:54:16,461 --> 00:54:17,712 [gunfire] 953 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,104 Whew! 954 00:54:34,187 --> 00:54:36,022 [starts engine] 955 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,234 Lieutenant, have there been any ransom demands? 956 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:42,112 There's been no communication with the kidnappers at this time. 957 00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:43,196 What about with the Super Bowl? 958 00:54:43,279 --> 00:54:44,322 Will it be postponed? 959 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,157 As of now, the game is on as scheduled. 960 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,159 Why wasn't the public told about Snowflake's kidnapping? 961 00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:49,536 Secrecy was essential. 962 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,204 We couldn't risk any public interference. 963 00:54:51,287 --> 00:54:52,288 Are the crimes related? 964 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:53,581 And what about Roger Podacter's murder? 965 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:55,583 I'm sorry. I can't comment further. 966 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,043 Now if you'll excuse me. 967 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,670 [all shouting questions] 968 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,048 Emilio, get me the autopsy on Podacter. 969 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,133 Aguado, send out a memo. 970 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:04,592 No one talks to the press. 971 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:05,593 Yes, ma'am. 972 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,637 And somebody get me some coffee! 973 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,639 Tonight on Miami Vice, 974 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:12,183 Crockett gets the boss a coffee. 975 00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:15,145 Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, 976 00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:17,022 you'd better be gone! 977 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:20,316 Is it number one or number two? 978 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,819 I just want to know how much time I have. 979 00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:25,405 Hey, uh, by the way, 980 00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:26,698 I went ahead and solved 981 00:55:26,781 --> 00:55:30,618 that pesky Snowflake- Podacter-Marino thing. 982 00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:31,619 Oh, yeah? 983 00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:33,913 Yeah. You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker 984 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,415 named Ray Finkle? 985 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,090 All right, Ventura. 986 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,384 Make it quick. 987 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,261 I found a rare stone 988 00:55:48,344 --> 00:55:50,221 at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. 989 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,766 It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. 990 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,809 It would've been a Super Bowl ring, 991 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,352 but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. 992 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,229 Blames the whole thing on Marino. 993 00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:01,691 We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. 994 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:02,984 I saw the guy's room. 995 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,904 It's cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter. 996 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,074 So how does Roger Podacter fit in? 997 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,951 My guess is Finkle was snooping around, 998 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,161 Podacter recognized him. 999 00:56:13,244 --> 00:56:14,287 End of story. 1000 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:15,622 As for Snowflake, 1001 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,831 they gave him Finkle's number, 1002 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,125 taught him how to kick a field goal. 1003 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,585 Finkle took it personally. 1004 00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:25,048 So where is Finkle now? 1005 00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:28,259 Busted out of a mental institute. Did a Claude Rains. 1006 00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:30,011 He's been plotting his revenge for years, 1007 00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:32,889 waiting for the perfect time to get back at the Dolphins... 1008 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:34,974 the time it would hurt them the most... 1009 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,976 Super Bowl time! 1010 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,521 Man, I'm tired of being right. 1011 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,610 Congratulations. 1012 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:49,906 You've done some fine detective work... 1013 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,159 Ace. 1014 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,286 I'm sorry. 1015 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,622 Could you speak into my good ear? 1016 00:56:57,705 --> 00:56:59,791 I thought I heard you call me Ace. 1017 00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:02,335 Maybe I was wrong about you. 1018 00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:05,296 Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. 1019 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,974 Your gun is digging into my hip. 1020 00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:20,478 What's wrong, Ace? Want me to read you your rights? 1021 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:22,856 Maybe later. 1022 00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:26,860 What is it? 1023 00:57:27,026 --> 00:57:30,613 That bony little bitch Melissa Robinson? 1024 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,867 No. You just don't do anything for me. 1025 00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:35,952 [imitates whip cracking] Down, boy! 1026 00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:37,203 [knock on door] 1027 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:41,207 Everything okay in here? I heard some commotion. 1028 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,042 Fine, Sergeant. 1029 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,170 You want me to throw him out? 1030 00:57:46,087 --> 00:57:48,006 Why don't you throw yourself out? 1031 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:51,843 Yes, ma'am. 1032 00:57:54,679 --> 00:57:57,807 Ace, I want you to leave everything to us. 1033 00:57:58,099 --> 00:57:59,809 I can't do that, Lieutenant. 1034 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,853 I was hired to find Snowflake. 1035 00:58:01,936 --> 00:58:05,398 When we find Marino, we'll deliver Snowflake. 1036 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:07,901 When I find Snowflake... 1037 00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,029 I'll deliver Marino. 1038 00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:20,288 [woof] 1039 00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:21,789 - [knock on door] - [dog barking] 1040 00:58:22,373 --> 00:58:23,374 [knock knock knock knock] 1041 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,709 Melissa, it's Ace. 1042 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:27,545 Ace, what are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. 1043 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:30,048 You have to commit me. 1044 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:33,676 [Ace] Finkle escaped from Shady Acres in Tampa. 1045 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,386 They still have some of his stuff. 1046 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:38,097 Ace, they're not just gonna just let us waltz in and look around. 1047 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,265 I know. 1048 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,101 It's a good thing I'm a master of disguise. 1049 00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:45,063 Mrs. Robinson, I'm Dr. Handly. 1050 00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:46,064 Hi. 1051 00:58:46,147 --> 00:58:48,358 Now, who is it that you'd like us to have a look at? 1052 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:51,569 My brother...Larry. 1053 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,826 I'm ready to go in, coach. Just give me a chance. 1054 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:01,746 I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. 1055 00:59:01,829 --> 00:59:04,415 Just got to stay in a positive frame of mind. 1056 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,293 I'm going to execute a button-hook pattern 1057 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,795 in super slo-mo. 1058 00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:14,384 [speaking in slo-mo] 1059 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:40,118 Let's see that in an instant replay. 1060 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:48,001 [speaking backwards] 1061 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:56,593 Your brother won't be 1062 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:58,886 the first professional football player we've treated. 1063 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,221 - Is that right? - Yes. 1064 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:03,099 We're very sensitive to the emotional stress 1065 01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:04,559 that athletes have to endure. 1066 01:00:04,642 --> 01:00:07,145 I'm open! I'm open! 1067 01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:09,564 I'm open! 1068 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,358 We will have to do some preliminary evaluations, 1069 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,861 but I think your brother will fit in nicely here. 1070 01:00:15,069 --> 01:00:16,738 Over here! 1071 01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:20,742 3-51! 1072 01:00:21,492 --> 01:00:22,702 3-51! 1073 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,705 Rover! Sit! Hut! Hut! 1074 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,252 He seems to have some difficulty letting go of the game. 1075 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,172 Does he have a long history of mental illness? 1076 01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:37,383 As long as I've known him. 1077 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:42,305 And this is one of our therapy rooms. 1078 01:00:42,388 --> 01:00:45,933 And we do arts and crafts out here in the courtyard. 1079 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,227 And this is the storage room. 1080 01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:49,604 And down the hallway here... 1081 01:00:49,687 --> 01:00:51,773 [imitates whistle] Halftime! 1082 01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:55,526 [hums marching band song] 1083 01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:02,617 [thud] 1084 01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:09,499 He'll be fine there by himself for the next 20 minutes. 1085 01:01:11,292 --> 01:01:14,045 Well, why don't I show you the dormitories, then? 1086 01:01:14,128 --> 01:01:15,129 Great. 1087 01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:18,591 [P.A.] Dr. Hyer, please call the page operator. 1088 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:22,387 Dr. Hyer, please call the page operator. 1089 01:01:57,505 --> 01:02:01,300 [bubble wrap pops] 1090 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,486 "Finkle." 1091 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,285 Isotoners. 1092 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,668 Whew. 1093 01:02:46,637 --> 01:02:49,140 Obsess much? 1094 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,310 [man] Hey, hey, where you going? 1095 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:53,728 [man] I'm going to clean the storage room. 1096 01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:55,605 Then I'm supposed to clean the cafeteria. 1097 01:02:55,688 --> 01:02:58,191 Look, I don't tell you how to do your job, 1098 01:02:58,274 --> 01:02:59,609 but it says here on the schedule 1099 01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:00,610 you're supposed to clean the cafeteria. 1100 01:03:00,693 --> 01:03:02,653 I know what I'm doing. You understand that? 1101 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:03,988 You should've cleaned it earlier. 1102 01:03:04,071 --> 01:03:06,240 - Come on. - Your attention my ass. 1103 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:07,575 I'm cleaning in here. 1104 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:09,786 You take breaks too long. You smoke... 1105 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,746 Man, you're a pain in the ass. 1106 01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:37,355 "Search called off for missing hiker. 1107 01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:39,732 A massive search ended today 1108 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:44,445 when rescue workers were unable to find the body of Lois Einhorn, 1109 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:48,115 a hiker missing since Friday." 1110 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:50,868 Lois Einhorn? 1111 01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:54,413 Holy shitballs! 1112 01:03:57,124 --> 01:03:58,543 [honk honk] 1113 01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:08,970 [Einhorn] What are you doing out here? 1114 01:04:09,053 --> 01:04:10,137 Get back to work. 1115 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,639 [man] Sorry, Lieutenant. 1116 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,544 "Love, Roger"? 1117 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:49,468 [click] 1118 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,262 Yo, Ace. It's E. 1119 01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:53,514 You think the article that you found was something? 1120 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:54,640 Check this out. 1121 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,059 I got a note from Podacter to Einhorn 1122 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:59,770 thanking her for a wonderful Saturday evening. 1123 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,398 Something ain't stirring the Kool-Aid, man. 1124 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:04,275 Wiggles, rewind. 1125 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:12,283 What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? 1126 01:05:13,534 --> 01:05:15,369 Come on, think! 1127 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,455 Finkle and Einhorn in it together. 1128 01:05:17,538 --> 01:05:19,248 How? Why? 1129 01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:27,298 All right, here we go. 1130 01:05:27,381 --> 01:05:28,549 The answer's right there. 1131 01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:31,052 Just got to get some blood to the brain. 1132 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,511 Finkle and Einhorn. 1133 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,430 Finkle and Einhorn. Finkle and Einhorn. 1134 01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:36,265 Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn. 1135 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:37,808 Finkle and Einhorn. Finkle, Einhorn. 1136 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,186 Finkle, Finkle. F-f-f-f-f. 1137 01:05:40,853 --> 01:05:42,855 Einhorn and Finkle. 1138 01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:45,983 Finkle and Einhorn. 1139 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:52,281 Quitter. 1140 01:05:54,283 --> 01:05:57,244 What do you want? Huh? 1141 01:05:57,995 --> 01:06:00,081 I don't have any food for you. 1142 01:06:00,873 --> 01:06:03,584 I have to have money to buy food. 1143 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:05,419 I have to have a dolphin to get the money. 1144 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,755 I don't see a dolphin around here, do you? 1145 01:06:15,554 --> 01:06:16,597 Let's face it. 1146 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:19,433 Your master is a loser. 1147 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,104 Loo...hoo... 1148 01:06:36,367 --> 01:06:37,994 What the... 1149 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,706 That's it. 1150 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,584 That's it. 1151 01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:48,462 Einhorn is Finkle. 1152 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:51,007 Finkle is Einhorn! 1153 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:53,926 Einhorn is a man! 1154 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,805 Oh, my God! 1155 01:06:57,888 --> 01:06:59,682 Einhorn is a man? 1156 01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:01,434 Aah! Ooh! 1157 01:07:01,892 --> 01:07:04,228 [retching] 1158 01:07:04,311 --> 01:07:07,273 [Crying Game plays] 1159 01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:18,075 [retching] 1160 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:33,841 [whimpers] 1161 01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:35,426 No. 1162 01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:39,055 No! 1163 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,473 No. 1164 01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:59,116 "Your gun is digging into my hip." 1165 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:01,994 God! 1166 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:05,623 And the big story in this Super Bowl game, 1167 01:08:05,706 --> 01:08:06,916 just moments away, 1168 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:09,752 is the abduction of Miami's starting quarterback, 1169 01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:11,587 number 13, Dan Marino. 1170 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:14,173 It's got to be a strain on this Miami team. 1171 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,748 [guitar ala Dr. No Theme twangs] 1172 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:56,257 What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun? 1173 01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:58,884 I just love Super Bowl Sunday. 1174 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:00,302 Don't you, Dan? 1175 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:05,432 A magical afternoon, where dreams are made... 1176 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:06,517 [grunts] 1177 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,144 and crushed. 1178 01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:10,354 Look, lady, if you want tickets, 1179 01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:12,273 you're going about it the wrong way. 1180 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:16,068 Do I look familiar to you, Dan? 1181 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:19,655 Does it seem as if we've met someplace before? 1182 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:22,825 I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot. 1183 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:25,578 Now the coin toss. 1184 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,872 Kickoff time. 1185 01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:29,748 My favorite thing. 1186 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:33,210 It looks like Philadelphia has elected to kick off. 1187 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:36,255 That just shows that their defense... 1188 01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:38,507 Laces out. 1189 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:39,592 With Marino out, 1190 01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:41,677 they're going to be putting a lot of pressure 1191 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:44,013 on this young replacement quarterback. 1192 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,142 And there's the kick. 1193 01:09:48,225 --> 01:09:50,895 This year's Super Bowl is underway! 1194 01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:53,272 [crowd cheers] 1195 01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:01,572 I made some refreshments, Dan. 1196 01:10:01,655 --> 01:10:05,117 Would you like some refreshments, Dan? 1197 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:09,496 I'll be right back...Dan. 1198 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:34,438 [man] And it was his wife. 1199 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:36,440 [laughter] 1200 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:39,109 Hey, guys. 1201 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,653 I don't know how much psycho-woman's paying you, 1202 01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:41,946 but I'll double it. 1203 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:43,572 Hey, sorry, Danny boy. 1204 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,325 Psycho-woman keeps us out of prison. 1205 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:47,910 Hey, Snowflake. 1206 01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:49,036 There you go. Come on. 1207 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:50,829 Check it out, Marino. 1208 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:54,208 I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. 1209 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:56,210 [laughter] 1210 01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:59,546 Hey, you're better than Marino. 1211 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:04,426 [Snowflake chatters] 1212 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,512 Go get some more fish. 1213 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:08,347 I ought to kill that dolphin. 1214 01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:10,933 [imitates Sean Connery] Lovely party. 1215 01:11:11,016 --> 01:11:13,143 Pity I wasn't invited. 1216 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,616 Where the hell's the smelt? 1217 01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:36,458 - [guitar riff] - Hmm. Unconscious. 1218 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,168 Exactly as I planned. 1219 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:40,004 [chuckles] 1220 01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:41,255 Grrr. 1221 01:11:41,338 --> 01:11:43,424 Woof! 1222 01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,553 Hey, Roc, what the hell was that? 1223 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:49,013 [cocks gun] 1224 01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,982 Oh, shit! 1225 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,197 What happened, huh? 1226 01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:08,532 What's going on? 1227 01:12:08,615 --> 01:12:10,200 Are you okay? 1228 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:11,994 Guess what, boys? 1229 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,620 It's nap time. 1230 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:17,624 Oh, what a hit! 1231 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,877 Did Hershel Walker ever take a hit on the... 1232 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:21,628 Heads up! 1233 01:12:24,798 --> 01:12:25,674 Hi, Dan. 1234 01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,219 Who are you? 1235 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,014 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 1236 01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:33,515 I've been sent in with a special play... 1237 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,768 the quarterback sneak. 1238 01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:37,936 [cocks gun] Penalty. 1239 01:12:38,103 --> 01:12:40,439 Too many men on the field. 1240 01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,692 I warned you, Ventura. 1241 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:45,652 Whatever happened to Ace? 1242 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:47,529 Good question. 1243 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,032 Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. 1244 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,409 In time, you could develop a tumor. 1245 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,913 Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. 1246 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:58,791 Send some men over to the Hallandale Yacht Basin 1247 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:00,250 on Victoria Road. 1248 01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:02,753 I've got the kidnapper trapped in the warehouse. 1249 01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:05,756 It's Ace Ventura, pet detective. 1250 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,385 [sirens, tires screeching] 1251 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:10,386 [police dispatcher] 211 in progress, 1252 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,513 343 Victorville Road 1253 01:13:12,596 --> 01:13:14,431 at the old Hallandale Yacht Basin. 1254 01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:15,557 Officer needs backup. 1255 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:18,102 Suspect's name: Ace Ventura, male caucasian. 1256 01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:20,979 Should be considered armed and dangerous. 1257 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:24,108 It's Ace. We gotta break out of here. 1258 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,278 Emilio, is he in trouble? 1259 01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:30,406 Don't worry. If there's one thing I know, 1260 01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:32,908 there's nothing Ace can't handle. 1261 01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:37,162 [whimpering] Don't kill me! 1262 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,164 Please! 1263 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:41,959 I'll never tell anyone. I swear. 1264 01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,836 He's the one you want. Kill him! 1265 01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:45,838 - No, no, kill him! - No, kill him! 1266 01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:47,840 - He held the ball. - He's the detective. 1267 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,508 Come on, look at... [gunshot] 1268 01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:50,676 Crybaby! 1269 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:51,677 - Jock! - Wimp! 1270 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:52,678 Musclehead. 1271 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:53,971 Shut up! 1272 01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:56,306 I think I'll kill the dolphin first. 1273 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,350 I wouldn't want you to miss that. 1274 01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:01,019 And there's the snap. 1275 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:02,479 The kick... 1276 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:04,064 and it's good! 1277 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:05,441 Good to see somebody 1278 01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:07,401 who doesn't buckle under the pressure. 1279 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,236 [cocks gun] 1280 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:17,035 What would you know about pressure? 1281 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,955 Well, I have kissed a man. 1282 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:24,293 Of course, there's never been a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl 1283 01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:27,754 than the famous kick heard round the world. 1284 01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:30,966 I mean, It's clear to me that it was a good hold. 1285 01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:32,968 Finkle just booted it. 1286 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,929 The laces were in! 1287 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,639 They were in! 1288 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,029 Hyah! 1289 01:14:52,112 --> 01:14:53,197 Aah! 1290 01:14:57,868 --> 01:14:59,912 Oh, you like that? Huh? 1291 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:01,330 You like that? 1292 01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:08,712 And that and that! 1293 01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:21,308 Having a little trouble with the lady, Ace? 1294 01:15:21,391 --> 01:15:24,520 You don't understand. She's a... 1295 01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,733 Get him, Lois. Get him! 1296 01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:33,570 Ooh. 1297 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,409 Yeah! 1298 01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:42,955 Shoot him! 1299 01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:44,790 [guns cock] 1300 01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:46,083 Shoot him! 1301 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,252 Hold your fire! 1302 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,087 Don't shoot! 1303 01:15:50,170 --> 01:15:52,506 Put your guns down or this cop gets it! 1304 01:15:52,589 --> 01:15:54,967 I mean it! 1305 01:15:55,050 --> 01:15:57,386 She's not joking! 1306 01:15:57,469 --> 01:15:59,179 He kidnapped Snowflake! 1307 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:00,889 He killed Roger Podacter! 1308 01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:03,433 He was just about to kill Dan Marino and me! 1309 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:06,812 Ho ho ho! 1310 01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:09,064 Fiction can be fun, 1311 01:16:09,147 --> 01:16:12,693 but I find the reference section much more enlightening. 1312 01:16:12,776 --> 01:16:15,195 For instance, if you were to look up 1313 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:20,409 professional football's all-time bonehead plays, 1314 01:16:20,492 --> 01:16:21,827 you might read about 1315 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:24,288 a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, 1316 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,248 who missed a 26-yard field goal 1317 01:16:26,331 --> 01:16:28,875 in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. 1318 01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:31,628 [inhales] 1319 01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:34,798 What you wouldn't read about is how Ray Finkle lost his mind, 1320 01:16:34,881 --> 01:16:36,091 was committed to a mental hospital, 1321 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:37,676 only to escape and join the police force 1322 01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:39,428 under the assumed identity of a missing hiker, 1323 01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:40,846 manipulating his way to the top 1324 01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:43,015 in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino, 1325 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:44,850 whom he blamed for the entire thing. 1326 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:48,520 What the hell are you talking about? 1327 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,314 She's not Lois Einhorn! 1328 01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:52,858 She's Ray Finkle. She's a man. 1329 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:55,652 He's lying! Shoot him! 1330 01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,947 Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! 1331 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,617 Let's just see who's lying, shall we? 1332 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:06,288 Would a real woman have to wear one of these? 1333 01:17:06,371 --> 01:17:07,456 Aah! 1334 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,208 Aah! 1335 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:13,712 Boy, that's really on there. 1336 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,423 But tell me this. 1337 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,508 Would a real woman... 1338 01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:20,385 be missing these? 1339 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:23,639 [laughs] 1340 01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:29,227 That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend. 1341 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:31,188 But I doubt very much 1342 01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:35,442 if he could find the time during his busy schedule 1343 01:17:35,525 --> 01:17:40,489 to get rid of big ol' Mr. Knish! 1344 01:17:47,954 --> 01:17:49,748 Oh, boy. 1345 01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:52,376 [Dan] Psst. Psst. Ace. 1346 01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:54,419 Come here. 1347 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,798 Would you excuse me for just one second? 1348 01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:01,802 [whispering] 1349 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,724 Ladies and gentlemen, 1350 01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:11,728 my esteemed colleague Mr. Marino 1351 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:14,564 has just brought some new evidence to my attention. 1352 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:17,567 Now, history has certainly shown 1353 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:21,154 that even the most intuitive criminal investigator 1354 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:22,864 can be wrong from time to time, 1355 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:24,991 but if I am mistaken, 1356 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:28,578 if the lieutenant is indeed a woman 1357 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:30,997 as she claims to be, 1358 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,583 then, my friend, she is suffering 1359 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,585 from the worst case of hemorrhoids 1360 01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:38,588 I have ever seen! 1361 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,966 That's why Roger Podacter is dead! 1362 01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:44,136 He found Captain Winkie! 1363 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:47,514 ♪ I know all there is to know ♪ 1364 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,727 ♪ About the crying game ♪ 1365 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:52,728 [chatters] 1366 01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:54,020 Good night, everybody. 1367 01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:55,021 You've been a wonderful audience. 1368 01:18:55,105 --> 01:18:56,022 I'll be here all week. 1369 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:57,357 Be sure to tip your waitress. 1370 01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:05,699 Die, animal boy! 1371 01:19:05,782 --> 01:19:06,783 Quick decision. 1372 01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:21,381 Aah! 1373 01:19:27,721 --> 01:19:31,308 Loser! 1374 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:37,606 - Ace! - Yeah, Dan? 1375 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:39,024 Do you have any more of that gum? 1376 01:19:39,107 --> 01:19:40,484 That's none of your damn business, 1377 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:43,612 and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. 1378 01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:47,115 You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy! 1379 01:19:48,408 --> 01:19:51,036 [P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen! 1380 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:54,080 The Miami Dolphins are proud to welcome back 1381 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:56,166 to Joe Robbie Stadium 1382 01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:57,834 our beloved mascot 1383 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:01,004 and the star of our halftime show, 1384 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:02,714 Snowflake! 1385 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,175 [crowd cheers] 1386 01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:12,641 And now, returning for the second half, 1387 01:20:12,724 --> 01:20:15,936 the Miami Dolphins' most valuable player, 1388 01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:18,355 Dan Marino! 1389 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:55,183 Shh! 1390 01:21:00,313 --> 01:21:01,815 Coo. 1391 01:21:01,898 --> 01:21:03,817 Coo! 1392 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:06,069 - Idiot! - What? 1393 01:21:06,152 --> 01:21:07,654 Do you realize what you've just done? 1394 01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:11,074 You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. 1395 01:21:11,157 --> 01:21:12,868 Yeah? Blow me. 1396 01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:16,788 Really. 1397 01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,305 [P.A.] The National Football League 1398 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:35,765 would now like to offer a special thank you 1399 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:38,393 to the man who rescued Dan Marino 1400 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:40,395 and our beloved Snowflake, 1401 01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:44,524 a great humanitarian and lover of all animals, 1402 01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:48,612 Mr. Ace Ventura! 1403 01:21:48,695 --> 01:21:50,447 [crowd cheers] 1404 01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,073 Get off me! 1405 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:54,284 Get off me! 1406 01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:01,791 [Ace] Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on 1407 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,460 and kick it for the homies. 1408 01:22:03,543 --> 01:22:06,588 [music plays] 1409 01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:28,610 [Tarzan yell] 1410 01:22:31,029 --> 01:22:33,448 ♪ Just callin' my dog, man ♪ 1411 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:38,662 ♪ Tricks are for kids, and men are for tricks ♪ 1412 01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:41,289 ♪ Ace, he's the number one pet dick ♪ 1413 01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:42,666 ♪ No need for a fireman ♪ 1414 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:43,833 ♪ When your cat's up a tree ♪ 1415 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:45,251 ♪ He's the one that you hire, man ♪ 1416 01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:46,962 ♪ Known to bring 'em back alive ♪ 1417 01:22:47,045 --> 01:22:49,422 ♪ If your cat's scratched or if your turkey got jive ♪ 1418 01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:51,925 ♪ A little loco en la cabeza but still got charm ♪ 1419 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:53,969 ♪ Brought 'em back to Ol' MacDonald's farm ♪ 1420 01:22:54,052 --> 01:22:56,137 ♪ So, hey, diddle diddle, what's laid in the park? ♪ 1421 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:58,139 ♪ Chasin' more pets than Noah on his ark ♪ 1422 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,433 ♪ No need for a paint if numbers get deleted ♪ 1423 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,602 ♪ Ace on the case and the job is completed ♪ 1424 01:23:02,686 --> 01:23:04,646 ♪ Simple as Simon when I start rhymin' ♪ 1425 01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,606 ♪ Always tell the truth, so you know I'm not lyin' ♪ 1426 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:10,193 ♪ Down with the ladies as a lover undercover ♪ 1427 01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:13,363 ♪ Yo, tell them where he's at, my brothers ♪ 1428 01:23:13,446 --> 01:23:15,407 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1429 01:23:17,242 --> 01:23:19,619 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1430 01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:21,663 ♪ Yo, tell them where Ace is at ♪ 1431 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,665 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1432 01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:25,959 ♪ Uh, I don't believe they heard ya ♪ 1433 01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:27,919 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1434 01:23:28,044 --> 01:23:30,296 ♪ Is he all up in the house? ♪ 1435 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:32,215 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1436 01:23:34,467 --> 01:23:36,428 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1437 01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:40,682 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1438 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,685 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1439 01:23:43,768 --> 01:23:46,479 ♪ Well, if Ace is in the house, so must be Loc ♪ 1440 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:48,481 ♪ Blowin' up like a cloud of smoke ♪ 1441 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,650 ♪ Checkin' all of his bitches at home ♪ 1442 01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:52,777 ♪ But I'm the dog with the biggest bone ♪ 1443 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,237 ♪ I grip the mic like pliers ♪ 1444 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,530 ♪ No one's flyer ♪ 1445 01:23:55,613 --> 01:23:57,240 ♪ Yo, Ace is for hire ♪ 1446 01:23:57,323 --> 01:23:58,825 ♪ A floor room showpiece ♪ 1447 01:23:58,908 --> 01:24:01,286 ♪ Solvin' more crimes than the hot damn police ♪ 1448 01:24:01,369 --> 01:24:02,871 ♪ Tryin' to do it legal ♪ 1449 01:24:02,954 --> 01:24:05,540 ♪ Lookin' for a dolphin, beating on a eagle ♪ 1450 01:24:05,623 --> 01:24:06,958 ♪ Nothin' ever planned ♪ 1451 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,836 ♪ Remember, Ace got the face of a helpful detective man ♪ 1452 01:24:09,919 --> 01:24:11,463 ♪ Crazy like Harpo ♪ 1453 01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:14,007 ♪ Busted-out windows in his Monte Carlo ♪ 1454 01:24:14,090 --> 01:24:16,551 ♪ Loud clothes, black boots duck-style hair ♪ 1455 01:24:16,634 --> 01:24:18,011 ♪ No time for a suit ♪ 1456 01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:20,722 ♪ But I don't give a damn if he's way out ♪ 1457 01:24:20,805 --> 01:24:23,349 ♪ Yo, tell 'em who's in the house ♪ 1458 01:24:24,934 --> 01:24:26,936 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1459 01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:29,272 ♪ I don't believe they heard ya ♪ 1460 01:24:29,355 --> 01:24:30,899 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1461 01:24:30,982 --> 01:24:33,485 ♪ Yo, tell them one more time ♪ 1462 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:35,320 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1463 01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:37,447 ♪ Tell them who's in the house ♪ 1464 01:24:37,530 --> 01:24:39,491 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1465 01:24:39,574 --> 01:24:41,701 ♪ I don't believe they heard ya ♪ 1466 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:43,703 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1467 01:24:43,787 --> 01:24:45,955 ♪ Is he runnin' thangs? ♪ 1468 01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:47,957 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1469 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,168 ♪ Is he doin' thangs? ♪ 1470 01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:52,295 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1471 01:24:52,378 --> 01:24:54,422 ♪ To the West Side tribe ♪ 1472 01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:58,802 ♪ Tell them who's in the house ♪ 1473 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:01,554 ♪ Ace is in the house ♪ 1474 01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:06,434 ♪ I said Ace is in the house ♪ 1475 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:10,647 ♪ I said Ace is in the house ♪ 1476 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:14,692 ♪ I said Ace is in the house ♪ 1477 01:25:15,693 --> 01:25:17,570 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1478 01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:21,825 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1479 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:25,995 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1480 01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:30,250 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1481 01:25:32,502 --> 01:25:34,754 ♪ Yo, Ace is in the house ♪ 1481 01:25:35,305 --> 01:26:35,876 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6tf9h Help other users to choose the best subtitles