1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:31,242 Paolo 3 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:48,761 Paolo 4 00:00:57,337 --> 00:00:58,827 Paolo, are you here? 5 00:01:18,425 --> 00:01:21,758 Oh Paolo, of course l love you! 6 00:01:29,403 --> 00:01:31,371 ""Confess Marriage Life"" 7 00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:47,280 Dear Marikla 8 00:01:47,487 --> 00:01:49,318 l"m writing to you because I need your advise. 9 00:01:49,356 --> 00:01:53,315 l"m 25 and have been married for 5 years. 10 00:01:53,693 --> 00:01:57,220 Pretty, l"ve been told and nice to be around. 11 00:01:57,564 --> 00:02:00,055 I have a good job and a wonderful husband. 12 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:03,725 I know I married a bit young, but it"s worked out really well. 13 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:09,206 Lots of passion to start out with, and lots of understanding to keep it together. 14 00:02:22,389 --> 00:02:26,792 Except that, for a while, now l"ve been feeling upset in a kind of strange way. 15 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:33,162 lt"s hard to explain, I want to live more, more fully, more intensely. 16 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:37,364 My days are so uneventful they"re almost hum-drum. 17 00:02:37,971 --> 00:02:39,734 I tell myself that it must be the season 18 00:02:39,773 --> 00:02:44,210 that"s making me have these strange restless cravings. 19 00:02:44,945 --> 00:02:48,711 But the fact is that they"ve become stronger and stronger lately. 20 00:02:48,949 --> 00:02:52,646 Especially since that night my sister Nadia took us to a party 21 00:02:52,786 --> 00:02:54,777 in honor of a Venetian poetess- 22 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:04,218 l"d like to fuck you and not touch you 23 00:03:04,464 --> 00:03:10,027 and loose tongued, make a chant resound among the uncertain hairs of your ass. 24 00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:13,566 l"d like to stuff dancing cunts in your mouth. 25 00:03:13,673 --> 00:03:18,440 l"d like to cover you with sticky breasts and perfumed sweat! 26 00:03:18,545 --> 00:03:23,414 And down between your balls, suck your cock into my heartache. 27 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:29,916 l"d like, between lusty corn-hole rings and a sob, to lick your knees. 28 00:03:30,223 --> 00:03:33,954 And upwards, from your belly to your heart. 29 00:03:34,794 --> 00:03:40,198 And to find some rest, l"d like not to be able to come any more 30 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:41,525 How gentle! 31 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:42,761 Absolutely sensational! 32 00:03:42,836 --> 00:03:45,862 - She brought tears to my eyes! - Neo-positivist influence- 33 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,855 Congratulations, your book will be a smash! 34 00:04:07,961 --> 00:04:10,486 l"m Nadia Valentini. I run a body-fitness gym. 35 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:12,361 Come in and give it a try whenever you like. 36 00:04:16,202 --> 00:04:17,464 Nadia Valentini- 37 00:04:17,837 --> 00:04:20,328 - l"d love to be able to write like you. - Ah- 38 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:33,482 Really! l"ve never seen a love-line so long or so hard! 39 00:04:48,835 --> 00:04:50,894 May I beg you? Shall we dance? 40 00:04:51,004 --> 00:04:51,732 Well, certainly! 41 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:04,472 Everyone gate-crashes in Rome- no one needs an invitation. 42 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:07,109 I wasn"t invited either. 43 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:13,625 I accompanied the poetess. ln Venice we are next-door neighbors. 44 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:16,525 No where"s like Venice, is it? I was born there. 45 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:20,396 Ah, oui? Do you know how it was once described by a famous French poet? 46 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:24,830 Venice- sexe femelle d"Europe- 47 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:34,877 Are you a sailor, with those tattoos? 48 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:39,778 Oh, I travel around you know. 49 00:05:39,886 --> 00:05:41,683 I pick up old things. 50 00:05:41,788 --> 00:05:45,349 I wish you"d go there and pick up those two old biddies and throw them out! 51 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:46,719 - lt"s truly amazing - You like the boy? 52 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,589 Well, he is my husband, after all- 53 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:50,720 Come on, husbands don"t count! 54 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:55,628 Maybe not for you, but mine counts a lot for me! 55 00:05:58,805 --> 00:06:03,242 l"d like to fuck you and not to touch you, 56 00:06:06,613 --> 00:06:11,448 loose-tongued, make a chant resound 57 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:15,986 among the uncertain hairs ofyour ass. 58 00:06:16,556 --> 00:06:18,524 l"ll bet you"re sopping wet. 59 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:24,362 Excuse me. My head is spinning. 60 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:34,538 Don"t bother with museums, you fools, art is among us, we are art! 61 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:36,939 I give you two perfect examples of the baroque their prominent masses flatten out 62 00:06:36,976 --> 00:06:38,944 as they come down. Borromini brought to life! 63 00:06:39,045 --> 00:06:42,037 Turn them around and you have two prominent asses 64 00:06:42,082 --> 00:06:44,175 in pure rococo style, gorgeous! 65 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:52,855 Shhh. Do not be afraid. 66 00:06:53,093 --> 00:06:55,618 l"m not afraid. But I don"t know what your name is. 67 00:06:55,762 --> 00:06:58,788 Ah, tres juste. Alphonse Donatien. 68 00:06:59,365 --> 00:07:00,798 ""Pirate of Love"" 69 00:07:16,616 --> 00:07:17,640 Man, that"s not fair! 70 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,317 l"m doing everything I promised to do. 71 00:07:23,256 --> 00:07:24,223 Diana, are you in there? 72 00:07:24,758 --> 00:07:27,090 Yes, Paolo. Just a minute! 73 00:07:38,204 --> 00:07:39,637 I hadn"t seen you for a while. Anything wrong? 74 00:07:39,739 --> 00:07:42,936 Of course not, I just had to pee. Do you want to leave, darling? 75 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:45,270 Yeah, l"m bored silly. This party"s the shits. 76 00:07:45,378 --> 00:07:48,347 Whatever you like. l"ll get my things. 77 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:01,317 Paolo! 78 00:08:01,594 --> 00:08:02,788 You"re dripping. 79 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:08,697 And it"s not pee! What gives you hot so soon? 80 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:11,130 Well, if you touch me there, of course I get wet. 81 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:13,832 You know how sensitive I am. 82 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:15,505 Do it some more- 83 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:23,347 Was it that guy or me who brought it out in you? 84 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:24,206 What guy? 85 00:08:24,617 --> 00:08:27,313 Your partner. The dancer. 86 00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:31,415 Oh. He"s French. He has a home in Venice, he said. 87 00:08:31,624 --> 00:08:33,683 He came on like some kind of cyclone. 88 00:08:35,595 --> 00:08:37,586 Oh, Paolo you"re driving me crazy. 89 00:08:38,231 --> 00:08:39,823 A little mature, wasn"t he? 90 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:42,098 Mature isn"t the word. 91 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:44,167 You should have called me, my dear. 92 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:48,366 You just seem to assume that I fought him. I even found him in the bathroom there. 93 00:08:48,474 --> 00:08:49,406 That filth! 94 00:08:49,509 --> 00:08:53,605 You just didn"t realize it, right there, standing behind the door! 95 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:57,011 Ah, you"re kidding! lt"s just another one of your silly stories! 96 00:08:57,116 --> 00:08:58,447 He had me naked in no time. 97 00:08:58,551 --> 00:08:59,449 Quit that! 98 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,912 He wanted to give it to me in the ass. 99 00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:04,011 lt you hadn"t shown up right then at the door. 100 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:06,284 You"re inventing everything. I know it! l"m no idiot! 101 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,094 He thought my ass was beautiful. 102 00:09:12,031 --> 00:09:13,726 How was- how was his thing? 103 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,360 Did he make you feel it? Was it as hard as this? 104 00:09:29,582 --> 00:09:31,072 You like my ass, Paolo, don"t you? 105 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:32,549 How many times do I have to tell you? lt"s the most gorg- 106 00:09:38,358 --> 00:09:41,691 You can"t give an opinion unless you- unless you look at it first! 107 00:09:46,099 --> 00:09:46,997 Tell me I have a beautiful ass! 108 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:48,692 Oh, God! 109 00:09:52,839 --> 00:09:54,067 Let"s go home, come on! 110 00:09:54,173 --> 00:09:54,537 No! 111 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:56,803 Let"s do it here! 112 00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:01,443 Hurry up! 113 00:10:02,815 --> 00:10:04,043 Huh! Amateurs! 114 00:10:07,053 --> 00:10:09,248 Tell me, tell me you made it all up! 115 00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:11,482 Oh, tell me! 116 00:10:11,691 --> 00:10:13,124 Be quiet! 117 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,296 And they call us whores, huh! 118 00:10:22,902 --> 00:10:24,164 You got it! 119 00:10:38,751 --> 00:10:40,013 Bonjour! 120 00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:49,859 Okay now, lazy-bone, rise and shine! 121 00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:51,656 l"ll teach you some good manners! 122 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:56,328 No, you"re hurting me! Stop it! 123 00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,527 You"re being raped Mister. How do you like it? 124 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:03,608 Put it on hold! Carnal violence is put off until this evening! 125 00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:08,013 Hey, let go! Let go of the merchandise! 126 00:11:15,888 --> 00:11:17,856 lf mother could see the chaos you make me live in!! 127 00:11:18,324 --> 00:11:19,757 I think it"s nice. 128 00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,524 And besides wicked witches don"t have to like it 129 00:11:22,628 --> 00:11:25,893 I beg your pardon! You"re not to speak about my mother like that! 130 00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,525 Okay, Mr. Grumbly, okay! 131 00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:46,150 lt"s just the Water Music, of Mozart! 132 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,920 Come sing- 133 00:11:50,623 --> 00:11:51,954 You can Handel that! 134 00:12:09,308 --> 00:12:11,105 That"s complete amorality! 135 00:12:11,244 --> 00:12:12,677 You pig! 136 00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:26,488 That son of a bitch dribbled right up the middle! 137 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:31,220 You kidding? That shit head"s nowhere! 138 00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:32,288 He couldn"t find the hole in that hoop if they stuffed his face inside it! 139 00:12:32,632 --> 00:12:33,997 The boy"s got great hands! 140 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,829 - You know what Hal Taylor would do? - That turkey? 141 00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:38,503 That so-called turkey is a great clutch player! 142 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:39,628 ls that what you call a center? 143 00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:43,937 He"s the greatest center playing in the league right now. 144 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,978 - l"m out of patience with assholes like you - Don"t give me that shit. 145 00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:48,138 - who wouldn"t know a point guard from pivot! - Your guys need a crooked umpire to win! 146 00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:49,977 You ever seen a basketball game? 147 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:55,086 You let go of me, goddam it? 148 00:12:55,221 --> 00:12:57,553 Let go of what? Jesus Christ, a fag! 149 00:12:57,657 --> 00:12:59,249 l"ve been standing here talking to a fag all this time! 150 00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:02,759 You"re the one who grabbed my cock! Now l know why you like that Taylor kid so much. 151 00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,853 You"re just lucky, this is my stop coming up! 152 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:06,989 Or what, you would"ve kissed me? 153 00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:31,689 Miss, take my seat. Please do! 154 00:13:31,924 --> 00:13:34,688 Thanks, no, my stop is coming up. 155 00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,013 l"m sorry. 156 00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:01,484 Hey, listen! You gotta get a couple of things clear. 157 00:14:01,854 --> 00:14:04,015 Get the mud out of your upstairs! 158 00:14:04,123 --> 00:14:05,385 I can see it"s hard on you. 159 00:14:05,424 --> 00:14:08,518 That little thing might just ruin your vocation! 160 00:14:08,628 --> 00:14:09,219 Miss- 161 00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:11,820 Take my advice, kid! Go confess all! 162 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:14,229 How- about a phone call? 163 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,129 Do you know my number? 164 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:15,860 No- 165 00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,492 You"re outta luck, boy! 166 00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,238 So long! 167 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:39,248 Hi, Lello. 168 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,784 You"re crying, what"s the matter? 169 00:14:42,461 --> 00:14:45,760 He"s left me! He"s gone back to his wife! 170 00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:49,264 The battle-axe has the vapors, and he feels guilty, says it"s our fault! 171 00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:50,062 ls that true? 172 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,660 I should know? Perhaps it is- 173 00:14:52,772 --> 00:14:55,263 Only with a million guys to pick on, why pick on my guy? 174 00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:57,774 Lello, you just get your best drag on tonight and go cruising, 175 00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:00,210 you"ll find one ten thousand times better! 176 00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,245 You really think so? 177 00:15:01,347 --> 00:15:02,507 Guaranteed! 178 00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:09,945 Hey, your diet! Antonietta? 179 00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:14,015 Like the lady said, everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening! 180 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,149 Really! 181 00:15:17,863 --> 00:15:20,798 Look! l"ve got a terrific surprise for you! 182 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,026 lt gave me some ideas for a really memorable night with Pierre. 183 00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:24,797 ls there a new way in it, huh? 184 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:26,770 The ""Atom Bomb"", just try it! 185 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:35,236 You"re just dying to take it home with you, Lello! 186 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:38,317 I bought six like it yesterday, only a much better quality! 187 00:15:38,451 --> 00:15:41,579 Then you should invite us all up to have a look at them. Unless you can do... 188 00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:55,032 Hello, kids, hard at work? That"s fine! 189 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,125 Hi, Mr. Silvino. 190 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,929 Oh, Antonietta! Some new items have come in. 191 00:15:58,971 --> 00:16:01,963 Would you mind very much modeling a few in the South Wing? 192 00:16:02,074 --> 00:16:04,565 Oh, that"s really nice of you. 193 00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:06,172 l"ll be right there. 194 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,803 Come along, my dear. 195 00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:13,448 Some girls have all the luck, huh! 196 00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:20,154 The rest of you can take a break! 197 00:16:23,229 --> 00:16:24,890 Come here! 198 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,629 Lean back! 199 00:16:31,904 --> 00:16:32,962 Ah yes. 200 00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,367 Now bend this leg a little. 201 00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:37,403 And turn around now. 202 00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:40,807 Pull your panties up tight between the cheeks- 203 00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:47,719 Oh, just my size! 204 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:54,015 This morning I woke up with a third leg like a telephone pole, 205 00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:55,616 and I thought of you right away! 206 00:17:19,719 --> 00:17:21,550 Good morning all. Hello, Diana. 207 00:17:21,654 --> 00:17:23,087 Hello, Mrs. Tommasini 208 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,752 You seem to be dressed in mourning, though. 209 00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:28,452 I am, unfortunately. I lost my little Danny. 210 00:17:28,561 --> 00:17:31,496 Oh, l"m terribly sorry. Somebody very close? 211 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:34,090 Oh, yes, intimate! We"d been together for ages. 212 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,760 He was a wonderful Labrador. 213 00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:37,932 Oh, I imagine. 214 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,669 And how"s your husband the Senator? 215 00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:42,366 ln France, eating foie gras and fighting hunger in the world. 216 00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,670 Have you prepared those articles as I asked you? 217 00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:45,675 Of course! 218 00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:48,379 I can"t wait to fill up my drawers. 219 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:54,746 Let"s try these. 220 00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:57,347 But they"re the same ones you chose last Thursday. 221 00:17:57,823 --> 00:18:00,189 l"m no idiot, I stick with what works well. 222 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:04,490 They wound up ripped to shreds. That engineer has tastes of his own. 223 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,458 An engineer? Your newest conquest, huh? 224 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:10,028 No, but one of the most generous. Cartier! 225 00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:11,398 Cngratulations! 226 00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:14,064 Oh well, at least l"m never bored in the afternoons. 227 00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:16,404 l"ve found a little group of friends. 228 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:19,305 I was introduced by Alicia. She"s a client of yours? 229 00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:21,277 Alicia? Oh, I know Mrs. Dow. 230 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,974 Right, the one they call Mrs. Sow. 231 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:26,576 Doctors, lawyers, under secretaries. You"ll make great money! 232 00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:28,744 lf you"re interested, l"ll talk to her about you. 233 00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:33,291 Oh Gee, thanks a lot, but l, I just don"t think I could really, I mean... 234 00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:37,089 Traffic in poontang? Come on, honey, this isn"t what you think it is. 235 00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:41,327 l"m not really a pro. Fills in spare time! And plenty of ladies do it. 236 00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:45,300 Anyway, real whores never come, I do, like an avalanche! 237 00:18:45,404 --> 00:18:46,666 Oh, men have great imaginations! 238 00:18:46,806 --> 00:18:49,866 I learn something nice and quirky on almost every date! 239 00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:51,843 You mean that wouldn"t interest you? 240 00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:54,442 My husband has imagination enough. 241 00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:58,572 Oh, mine doesn"t! How inventive can an envoy to the European Parliament be? 242 00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,549 Oh, but it"s so romantic to meet someone unknown, 243 00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,884 in some hotel room, in an apartment. 244 00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:07,448 Your heart goes like mad, it"s an adventure, of the unknown, it"s marvelous! 245 00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:11,924 And then the thrill of feeling yourself up for sale, the shame, the sin! 246 00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:13,927 l"d give it a whirl, if I were you! 247 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,391 I must say I really think l"ll pass on your- 248 00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,766 I know a bishop who"d simply adore you! 249 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:20,867 Priests have never been my ideal. 250 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,568 They"re the best customers, believe me! All right, l"ll take it gross. 251 00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:24,870 Okay, great! 252 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,140 Mrs. Tommasini is really very nice. 253 00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:33,479 She"s a big success in what she does, 254 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:37,387 which is actually something like what I do, if you want to know the truth. 255 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,148 ln there getting poked, yes. 256 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:42,126 My precious favors in return for a raise in pay. 257 00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:44,785 My husband isn"t sorry, and neither am l! 258 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:45,897 Do you mean that? 259 00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:47,933 Well, he doesn"t know all the details, of course! 260 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,499 No guilt about it, for Pierre? 261 00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:52,068 Please, l"m not in love with this old geezer! 262 00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:54,696 But you"re still betraying your husband, aren"t you? 263 00:19:54,807 --> 00:19:56,866 I don"t see how you got that in your mind. 264 00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:58,541 Come on, don"t play so dumb! 265 00:19:58,611 --> 00:19:59,805 lt"s not easy to define. 266 00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:03,381 With Pierre it"s special, there"s tenderness, and more! 267 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:06,076 With the others, a poke is a picnic! 268 00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:07,543 See you soon, Diana. 269 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:10,316 Should you change your mind, just call me up on the telephone. 270 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:12,957 Okay, l"ll keep it in mind, thanks. 271 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,964 I don"t know how you can bring yourself to do those things with the boss. 272 00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,832 Just for openers, he"s as ugly as sin. 273 00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:27,303 l"m not gonna cry over that! There"s my handsome Mister Pierre! 274 00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,203 And there"s something special about the uglies. 275 00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:31,003 They"re so much more generous than the pretties. 276 00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:33,841 Fact is, they need to have us girls pardon their homeliness, all the time. 277 00:20:34,847 --> 00:20:35,438 I guess. 278 00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:39,245 Some people call it wicked. lt"s big fun, though! 279 00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:44,050 When I make it with the boss, I feel like l"m screwing my own Dad. So, big deal! 280 00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:47,183 A little incest! Happy banging I say! 281 00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:48,754 What if you get knocked up? 282 00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:53,798 Oh, come on, there"s no danger. lt"s simple, use the most natural method. 283 00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:55,366 Just take it here! 284 00:20:57,636 --> 00:21:00,366 Diana! My God. Are you all right? 285 00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:05,075 Huh? l"m alright. l"m okay. 286 00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:09,445 Diana? Would you mind coming to the workroom? 287 00:21:09,481 --> 00:21:11,108 There"s someone here to see you. 288 00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:15,585 Oh, yes, yes. Thank you. l"ll be right there. 289 00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:29,099 Nadia, what are you doing here? 290 00:21:29,201 --> 00:21:30,828 Delicately, Nadia! 291 00:21:31,303 --> 00:21:32,531 Aunt Emmajust kicked the bucket. 292 00:21:32,771 --> 00:21:33,999 Oh blessed Mary, she didn"t! 293 00:21:34,239 --> 00:21:36,571 lt"s a good thing I told her to use a little tack! 294 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:40,076 I can"t leave the gym right now. You"ll have to go to the funeral. 295 00:21:40,179 --> 00:21:42,374 And you were always her pet, and we all know it. 296 00:21:42,982 --> 00:21:46,349 But I don"t know. l"m afraid l, myjob, Paolo... 297 00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:49,683 No problem, Diana! None whatever! 298 00:21:49,788 --> 00:21:53,246 You go to Venice tomorrow for that funeral and don"t worry about us. 299 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,259 And don"t worry about Paolo. 300 00:21:55,694 --> 00:21:56,786 You"re going to be away. 301 00:21:56,829 --> 00:22:01,596 And while you are l"ll take care of him, I promise you. 302 00:22:07,239 --> 00:22:08,638 l"m sorry, darling. I wish I could go with you, 303 00:22:08,674 --> 00:22:11,905 but this is a bad time. l"m up to my neck in work. 304 00:22:12,277 --> 00:22:15,542 Don"t worry. l"m a big girl. I can handle it on my own. 305 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:19,011 l"m worried about your fidelity. How sexy funerals are! 306 00:22:19,351 --> 00:22:21,615 Paolo, that"s... not crazy! 307 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,153 lt"s an established historical fact. 308 00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:28,421 A funeral atmosphere creates, on its own, a contrasting, compensating desire to screw. 309 00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:31,291 lt says so in an article on adultery l"ve been reading. 310 00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:32,658 Do you know that statistics show 311 00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:36,031 that over 60% of ltalian wives cheat on their husbands? 312 00:22:39,405 --> 00:22:40,736 Hey, what the hell"s this? 313 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,329 Antonietta gave it to me! 314 00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:44,609 What kind of a crowd do you run around with? 315 00:22:44,777 --> 00:22:46,301 People who aren"t ashamed of what they do. 316 00:22:46,378 --> 00:22:49,438 Not up-tight old frumps like you. Let"s take a look at it. 317 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,044 lf you insist- 318 00:23:12,237 --> 00:23:14,603 Come in, please. ls the gentleman with you? 319 00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:15,935 He"s my husband. 320 00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:17,541 Wait here, will you darling? 321 00:23:17,643 --> 00:23:18,610 Of course, dear. 322 00:23:20,746 --> 00:23:22,338 Oh, that"s nice, oh yes. 323 00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:27,247 Further down, to the right- 324 00:23:36,628 --> 00:23:37,890 Panties too, please. 325 00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:46,832 You"re off target, Jack- 326 00:23:49,341 --> 00:23:50,467 Sit down here- 327 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,808 Now open wide- 328 00:23:57,649 --> 00:23:59,241 Well, what do you think? 329 00:23:59,418 --> 00:24:03,377 When you go to your gynecologist, I mean does he- ? 330 00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:07,755 That man? But he"s at least ninety! 331 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,851 Supposing he was a young and handsome guy? 332 00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:13,955 Well, it depends. I couldn"t say. Would it upset you a lot if I did? 333 00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:15,828 l"d be furious as hell, damnit! 334 00:24:17,402 --> 00:24:19,461 And you"d have no other type of reaction? 335 00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:20,765 l"d be excited! 336 00:24:20,873 --> 00:24:23,671 You know, that even go on at the store, all the time! 337 00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:28,006 lt"s our boss, what a horny man! He paws me every single minute, honest! 338 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,345 Oh yeah? Where does he paw you? 339 00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:34,114 All over, my tits, my ass- 340 00:24:34,486 --> 00:24:37,421 He was even grabbing a feel while he was saying his condolences. 341 00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:40,057 What a swine! How about you, how did you react? 342 00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:42,652 You just stood there, I bet! Come on, tell me! 343 00:24:42,995 --> 00:24:47,295 I got carried away. I wound up being dragged into the back room. 344 00:24:47,866 --> 00:24:50,767 He opened my legs, and touched me right on the button- 345 00:24:50,869 --> 00:24:52,029 You mean here, don"t you? 346 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:52,626 Yeah- 347 00:24:52,704 --> 00:24:53,500 Like that? 348 00:24:53,605 --> 00:24:54,594 Yes, like that- 349 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,107 Then what? 350 00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:59,702 Then he turned me around and made me bend forward. 351 00:24:59,812 --> 00:25:01,746 Higher up, darling, higher up! Please! 352 00:25:03,949 --> 00:25:06,577 I can"t take it! lt"s your fault, you little sow! 353 00:25:06,618 --> 00:25:09,451 That imagination of yours excites me too much! 354 00:26:20,259 --> 00:26:22,853 l"m in mourning. Would you please not act so uncouth? 355 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:38,198 Subject to an absolutely binding clause by whose terms he will be in joint 356 00:26:38,277 --> 00:26:41,644 from putting up new buildings or additional floors to the existing ones. 357 00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:43,305 I bequeath to Marco Valentini, 358 00:26:43,348 --> 00:26:47,307 son of my brother Luigi Valentini and therefore my legitimate nephew, 359 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:48,977 the property of Villa di Mira 360 00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:52,957 - of which he has clear & free title legally - She was always so selfish. 361 00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:55,283 ls she kidding, that old ruiin? 362 00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:57,955 lt"ll only take sixty times what it"s worth to fix it up! 60번은 필요하겠군. 363 00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:59,224 ltem! 364 00:26:59,498 --> 00:27:01,864 I bequeath to Diana Bruni 365 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:06,064 daughter of the late Giovanna Valentini and therefore my legitimate niece 366 00:27:06,171 --> 00:27:09,334 my property consisting of the top floor of the building, 367 00:27:09,374 --> 00:27:12,673 - Oh! - at 1477 Giudecca, Old Town. 368 00:27:13,045 --> 00:27:15,980 ln its present condition and with everything inside it 369 00:27:16,014 --> 00:27:18,539 such as is to be found at the moment of my decease. 370 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:21,710 You have all the luck. lt"s just what I wanted to get my claws on! 371 00:27:21,753 --> 00:27:23,380 lt was going to be my little pied-a-terre in Venice! terre가 될거야! 372 00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:24,682 Clause three. 373 00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:29,625 I do hereby take all my other properties, and all gifts and income occurring thereto, 374 00:27:29,728 --> 00:27:33,220 as well as my cash account and bonds in branch number six of the Bank of Venice 375 00:27:33,332 --> 00:27:36,768 and leave them to the convent of the Carmelite Nuns in Vittorio Veneto, 376 00:27:36,802 --> 00:27:39,270 - Lord be praised. - who I supported fervently all of my life. 377 00:27:39,838 --> 00:27:40,634 Your signatures. 378 00:27:48,714 --> 00:27:49,908 You look great. 379 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:53,147 - The air in Rome! - Thanks. 380 00:27:53,819 --> 00:27:56,151 l"m going to take a look at the penthouse. Do you want to see it? 381 00:27:56,254 --> 00:27:59,417 That"s impossible, Marco. We have guests tonight. 382 00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:02,118 Don"t worry about a thing, Nora. Go on back to Padova. 383 00:28:02,227 --> 00:28:06,664 l"ll go along with Diana and l"ll be home in time for dinner. 384 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,790 Once again, please- 385 00:28:11,536 --> 00:28:13,436 Father, you sign down at the bottom of the page. 386 00:28:13,472 --> 00:28:15,167 The last shall be the first. 387 00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:17,172 l"m glad you came along with me. 388 00:28:17,275 --> 00:28:20,369 Strange lady, aunt Emma. She liked us a lot, you and me- 389 00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:23,573 Actually, of all the relatives, l"m the one that spent the least time with her. 390 00:28:23,682 --> 00:28:24,512 But you knew about her? 391 00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:27,779 Well sure- at least the things the family said. 392 00:28:27,886 --> 00:28:31,378 Discreet, organized, intelligent- above all, skillful! 393 00:28:31,490 --> 00:28:33,321 Skillful? ln what sense? 394 00:28:33,425 --> 00:28:37,225 Skillful in bed, 2 or 3 lovers at a time, maybe 4- 395 00:28:37,529 --> 00:28:41,761 The right men though, stalwart citizens, full of cash and of possibilities. 396 00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:43,195 They helped her make her money grow. 397 00:28:43,568 --> 00:28:46,833 As it turned out, she learned lessons very well. 398 00:28:46,938 --> 00:28:50,066 For her and for us, as we heard in her will. 399 00:28:50,342 --> 00:28:51,468 How about uncle Harry? 400 00:28:51,676 --> 00:28:54,736 A mystery, did he know about her infidelities or didn"t? 401 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:56,839 Did he like it or was it killing him? 402 00:28:57,015 --> 00:29:00,416 Well, I still think he was really never interested in women. 403 00:29:00,685 --> 00:29:03,745 But one thing"s for sure, Emma was always loyal over him. 404 00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:07,050 And if he were alive today we wouldn"t have inherited a thing. 405 00:29:10,328 --> 00:29:11,317 What? 406 00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:17,731 Don"t worry, nobody"s gonna take your penthouse away from you, Diana. 407 00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:20,470 lt"s yours, you can do whatever you want with it. 408 00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:23,708 Who knows? I can ran into you in Venice from time to time. 409 00:29:25,844 --> 00:29:27,539 Certainly you will. 410 00:29:28,313 --> 00:29:29,644 How"s it going with you and Nora? 411 00:29:29,748 --> 00:29:30,976 How about with you and Paolo? 412 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,243 Stupendous! 413 00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:33,544 Does he know about us? 414 00:29:33,652 --> 00:29:34,482 Know what, Marco? 415 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,947 That I had you before him, that in bed you and I did everything you can do. 416 00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:43,551 You think so? My dear. I have some bad news for you! 417 00:29:45,797 --> 00:29:46,855 Come on, move it, Marco. 418 00:29:46,898 --> 00:29:50,163 I feel like going up to the tip of the dogana. Do you remember? 419 00:29:50,268 --> 00:29:51,326 How could I forget? 420 00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:19,555 You"re a habit, you- I need more- and more- 421 00:30:19,865 --> 00:30:21,924 I used call you the erector set 422 00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:24,524 You used to say my erector set. 423 00:30:24,636 --> 00:30:26,729 There"s still the same stink of pee here as always. 424 00:30:26,771 --> 00:30:29,069 I bet with all the tourists, even the ladies take a leak. 425 00:30:29,774 --> 00:30:30,536 I was sure. 426 00:30:30,709 --> 00:30:32,870 Yes, her comments were quite uncalled-for. 427 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:35,105 She"s learned nothing after all these years. 428 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:43,279 Hey, what is this? You"re not going to leave me high and dry, are you? 429 00:30:43,488 --> 00:30:46,787 Let"s go to my house- we can do it in style and comfort there. 430 00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:48,484 Ah, you mean aunt Emma"s penthouse! 431 00:30:48,593 --> 00:30:49,685 That house is mine! 432 00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:52,524 Oh, l"ve decided l"m not going back. l"ll stay till tomorrow. 433 00:30:52,564 --> 00:30:55,465 I want to spend the first night in my house! 434 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:59,067 Yeah, but l"ve got to get back home, we have these guests coming for dinner. 435 00:30:59,171 --> 00:31:02,800 Ah, as far as that goes, I told Paolo that l"d return tonight. 436 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,941 No, Diana. I simply can"t do it. I can"t. 437 00:31:15,387 --> 00:31:17,548 No sweat, we"ll make it for some other time. 438 00:31:17,589 --> 00:31:21,753 l"m going to make good use of my house in Venice, yeah! 439 00:31:22,627 --> 00:31:24,458 Marco, that"s the ferry-boat for the station. 440 00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:26,157 lf you run you can make it! 441 00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:29,564 Listen, Diana. Do you swear you"ll let me see the new house? 442 00:31:29,668 --> 00:31:30,600 Sure! 443 00:31:31,536 --> 00:31:32,764 I swear it! 444 00:31:33,371 --> 00:31:36,033 But you got to hurry! Hurry! 445 00:31:37,809 --> 00:31:39,140 So long! 446 00:31:39,778 --> 00:31:40,938 So long! 447 00:36:14,118 --> 00:36:15,449 My god! 448 00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:18,849 Who would have expected this? 449 00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:25,693 You were a trull, aunt Em! 450 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:32,398 Well, it"s sure to have cost you a lot of blow-jobs this penthouse! 451 00:36:34,873 --> 00:36:38,036 Daring aunt Emma, you"re just sensational! 452 00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:42,507 I love you more with every snapshot! 453 00:37:20,585 --> 00:37:24,021 I did promise Paolo l"d call. Wonder if the phone works? 454 00:37:44,175 --> 00:37:46,735 Donatien, Alphonse 455 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:00,318 Allo, oui? 456 00:38:00,491 --> 00:38:04,291 Morning, could I please speak with uh Alphose Donatien? 457 00:38:04,395 --> 00:38:05,384 C"est moi. 458 00:38:05,697 --> 00:38:10,293 Ah, you might not recall. Diana Bruni, you and I met- 459 00:38:10,401 --> 00:38:13,700 at someone"s house in Rome at the party to meet the poetess? 460 00:38:13,805 --> 00:38:16,535 Ah, oui, the lovely lady I struck up a conversation with. 461 00:38:16,574 --> 00:38:18,542 Where are you calling from? 462 00:38:18,643 --> 00:38:22,443 Oh, Venice, I was left a small apartment that I like to redecorate it. 463 00:38:22,547 --> 00:38:24,208 And that is why you thought of me? 464 00:38:24,315 --> 00:38:27,113 Partly, after all, you said- 465 00:38:27,218 --> 00:38:29,948 l"m delighted you did! Let"s talk about it, come on over! 466 00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:32,352 Come on over? Where? 467 00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:35,392 To my place, right now! Palazzo Lorenzoni. lt"s easy to find. 468 00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:37,690 Just two steps for the lmgarcadero of Ca Rezzonico- lmgarcadero of Ca Rezzonico 까지 469 00:38:37,862 --> 00:38:39,921 I know Venice, I know where it is. 470 00:38:40,031 --> 00:38:41,020 Then hurry, please! 471 00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:42,826 l"ll be seeing you! 472 00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:00,338 Oh, is that cold! 473 00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:14,445 Welcome! 474 00:41:15,486 --> 00:41:16,612 Bright Star. 475 00:41:16,721 --> 00:41:21,249 Hello, uh, haven"t we already met some where? 476 00:41:21,692 --> 00:41:24,786 Flesh lies languid. 477 00:41:24,896 --> 00:41:27,694 The mouth has its own empiricist. 478 00:41:28,099 --> 00:41:31,728 Turgid behind it rejoices in the last blaze of the flesh. 479 00:41:33,704 --> 00:41:36,502 This is more than strange. lt"s ... 480 00:41:37,975 --> 00:41:41,809 Go on in. Alphonse is waiting for you. 481 00:42:08,973 --> 00:42:10,235 Bonsoir! 482 00:42:11,809 --> 00:42:14,869 You found the place with very little effort, huh? 483 00:42:14,946 --> 00:42:15,913 Sure! 484 00:42:18,349 --> 00:42:21,409 You were with that poetess? 485 00:42:21,886 --> 00:42:24,446 Oh, oui. Just work! 486 00:42:25,556 --> 00:42:27,319 At this hour of the night? 487 00:42:28,693 --> 00:42:31,992 And you, didn"t you come here for that? 488 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:39,558 Ever since that night it"s been like this. 489 00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:12,063 The house of marvels? 490 00:43:12,536 --> 00:43:16,063 Wait till we go upstairs then we"ll see. 491 00:43:16,841 --> 00:43:17,933 To paradise? 492 00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:21,375 The inferno, my inferno. 493 00:43:51,008 --> 00:43:52,168 Any time- 494 00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:53,677 Show me how to get there- 495 00:43:53,778 --> 00:43:54,938 You go first. 496 00:43:55,713 --> 00:43:58,147 I want to admire your ass- ton cul. 497 00:44:17,368 --> 00:44:18,801 ls this all right? 498 00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:20,999 Or do you want to see more? 499 00:44:24,608 --> 00:44:27,202 Come on- come get me! 500 00:45:00,144 --> 00:45:04,604 My word- it must have taken you quite some time to collect all of these. 501 00:45:04,815 --> 00:45:07,340 Oh, I started early, with that one! 502 00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:11,219 lt"s my ex-wife. 503 00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:15,257 lt"s a very expressive face, I find! 504 00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:16,721 Ah, oui. 505 00:45:17,094 --> 00:45:22,896 From her I learned that the physiognomy of a person is all in the nates! lci! 506 00:45:23,801 --> 00:45:25,632 This is a portrait gallery. 507 00:45:26,303 --> 00:45:29,898 You can distinguish the timid ass, the brave one, the stupid one. 508 00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:34,637 the clever, the intelligent, lazy, happy, sad, carefree. 509 00:45:34,912 --> 00:45:38,177 Everyone is the ass that he has. 510 00:45:44,321 --> 00:45:45,413 So what am l? 511 00:45:46,590 --> 00:45:47,454 Voyons- 512 00:45:54,732 --> 00:45:57,132 A headstrong, willful, disobedient 513 00:45:57,601 --> 00:46:00,092 but still a little up-tight, inrtoverted- 514 00:46:00,271 --> 00:46:01,738 Am I hopeless, Doctor? 515 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,435 Not if you can play by the rules- 516 00:46:05,543 --> 00:46:07,204 Let"s hear the rules- 517 00:46:07,378 --> 00:46:11,109 You must follow orders and do for me everything I want. 518 00:46:11,148 --> 00:46:13,446 But if you cry out once, I stop. 519 00:46:13,818 --> 00:46:16,116 Everything, at your command? 520 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,380 Right. 521 00:46:17,955 --> 00:46:19,718 Down on all fours, over there. 522 00:46:19,824 --> 00:46:20,381 Why? 네? 523 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:24,519 Oh, it"s because the game- has already started, and you know it! 524 00:47:06,036 --> 00:47:07,333 Feel him! 525 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:12,300 No- oh, how strong and proud! 526 00:47:12,376 --> 00:47:13,502 lt"s gonna hurt me, isn"t it? 527 00:47:13,611 --> 00:47:17,240 Cry out and l"ll stop! lt"s up to you- 528 00:47:17,948 --> 00:47:19,142 l"m so scared! 529 00:47:19,717 --> 00:47:21,014 Do what I tell you- 530 00:47:22,386 --> 00:47:25,150 and it will all be natural. Breathe deep! 531 00:47:25,789 --> 00:47:29,782 As if you were in child birth, in labor. Breathe with me! 532 00:47:41,305 --> 00:47:43,705 Good- come on! 533 00:47:47,144 --> 00:47:48,008 Come on! 534 00:47:53,217 --> 00:47:54,275 Was that a scream, Diana? 535 00:47:54,418 --> 00:47:56,443 No I broke through the canvas, though- 536 00:47:56,687 --> 00:48:00,953 Oh, don"t worry- c"est pas grave, l"ll have it restored. 537 00:48:10,067 --> 00:48:12,865 L"enculeur- du monde! 538 00:48:20,411 --> 00:48:22,709 Happy banging, I say! 539 00:48:45,836 --> 00:48:47,133 lncredible. 540 00:48:49,073 --> 00:48:51,200 That fur piece was still hanging up in the closet. 541 00:48:51,242 --> 00:48:53,836 I found some snapshots, too. 542 00:48:53,911 --> 00:48:57,312 Dear old aunt Emma- Who would ever have guessed? 543 00:48:57,548 --> 00:49:01,746 The apartment is still just the way you see it there. Nothing"s changed at all. 544 00:49:03,621 --> 00:49:04,849 lt"s mind-boggling, you know? 545 00:49:04,922 --> 00:49:06,651 You should see the view out the window- 546 00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:10,157 the whole skyline of Venice! For a young couple in love 547 00:49:10,327 --> 00:49:12,261 that place is Paradise! 548 00:49:12,329 --> 00:49:13,660 Yeah! We put it up for rent! 549 00:49:13,764 --> 00:49:16,699 What? l"m going to keep it for the two of us! 550 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,792 We"re a young couple in love, aren"t we, darling? 551 00:50:08,152 --> 00:50:09,881 That"s something new- you"ve shaved! 552 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:13,649 I have to be a demure and virtuous lady after all. l"m an heiress. 553 00:50:14,058 --> 00:50:15,992 That"ll be the day, oh yeah! 554 00:50:16,593 --> 00:50:18,185 What an insult! 555 00:50:21,965 --> 00:50:24,695 Aunt Emma got you excited, huh? 556 00:50:26,937 --> 00:50:28,199 I guess I should be jealous! 557 00:50:28,605 --> 00:50:30,505 l"m the one who ought to be jealous! 558 00:50:30,607 --> 00:50:33,735 Tell me the truth, your cousin came over to see the apartment, didn"t he? 559 00:50:34,111 --> 00:50:38,548 Of course he came over! Marco wouldn"t let a chance like that go by. 560 00:50:38,716 --> 00:50:40,081 Did he make a pass at you? 561 00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:44,845 Well, he began to talk about when the two of us used to go out together- 562 00:50:44,955 --> 00:50:46,286 Tell me- 563 00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:48,885 We"d go up to the tip of the Dogana- 564 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:54,090 and he"d touch my little flower under my skirt and l put my hand on him. 565 00:50:54,465 --> 00:50:55,659 Show me how you did it- 566 00:50:58,335 --> 00:51:03,170 He"d grab my head and get it right down cause he wanted me to take it in the mouth 567 00:51:03,307 --> 00:51:04,501 What did you do? 568 00:51:05,709 --> 00:51:08,769 And did you do it again yesterday, in your apartment on the Giudecca? 569 00:51:28,132 --> 00:51:30,157 Great, fantasies you got? 570 00:51:31,068 --> 00:51:32,365 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 571 00:51:32,770 --> 00:51:34,670 I know you and Marco didn"t do a thing, right? 572 00:51:34,772 --> 00:51:36,501 I decided to take advantage of ... 573 00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:38,440 - Alphonse instead. - Who is he? 574 00:51:39,276 --> 00:51:42,473 That French guy at the party who I danced with- 575 00:51:42,546 --> 00:51:45,071 Okay, give me the details! Come on, come on! 576 00:51:45,616 --> 00:51:50,451 He was crazy for my ass- he had to have it, no matter what! 577 00:51:50,788 --> 00:51:53,621 I couldn"t have avoided it even if l"d wanted to! 578 00:51:54,258 --> 00:51:57,887 He spread my ass and started licking my crack, down and up. 579 00:51:58,495 --> 00:52:02,659 But it isn"t so painful. I could be persuaded. 580 00:52:05,169 --> 00:52:06,158 And did you..? 581 00:52:06,603 --> 00:52:10,300 Did l? Like an express train! 582 00:52:12,543 --> 00:52:13,635 What"s the matter? 583 00:52:13,677 --> 00:52:15,872 - Why do you want me to stop? - Who gave that hickey to you? 584 00:52:16,146 --> 00:52:17,374 That hickey on your neck! 585 00:52:17,481 --> 00:52:18,778 I don"t know what you mean! 586 00:52:18,882 --> 00:52:19,940 I thought you were making up one of your little stories, 587 00:52:19,983 --> 00:52:21,746 but this time you really did it! 588 00:52:21,919 --> 00:52:24,217 No, please, let me explain! 589 00:52:24,321 --> 00:52:26,118 - Listen to me! - No, it isn"t a fantasy this time. 590 00:52:26,156 --> 00:52:28,124 He fucked you! That bastard prick fucked you! 591 00:52:28,192 --> 00:52:31,059 No, Paolo, I swear it. He didn"t fuck me at all! 592 00:52:31,428 --> 00:52:32,827 I took it up the ass! 593 00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:03,020 Please, darling- don"t pout- 594 00:53:03,594 --> 00:53:05,118 Better to talk it over, huh? 595 00:53:05,462 --> 00:53:06,690 Get away from me! 596 00:53:06,763 --> 00:53:09,823 We"ve always had a laugh over my little affairs- 597 00:53:10,901 --> 00:53:13,665 You told me they made you horny! You liked that just swell! 598 00:53:13,971 --> 00:53:15,199 Because they weren"t true! 599 00:53:15,539 --> 00:53:19,839 There"s no difference, it doesn"t matter in the least. l"m really only yours. 600 00:53:20,811 --> 00:53:23,439 ls it so naughty if I make it with someone else? 601 00:53:23,547 --> 00:53:26,846 I mean it"s all, happy banging, right? 602 00:53:27,050 --> 00:53:30,451 No, no, count me out! I don"t want any part of your happy banging! 603 00:53:31,388 --> 00:53:35,791 I guess it seems like the end of the world to you right now, but you"ll see, tomorrow 604 00:53:38,328 --> 00:53:42,321 Don"t get near me. We"re history, the past! 605 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:44,692 There never will be a tomorrow for us! 606 00:53:50,908 --> 00:53:53,206 l"m not going to share my marriage bed with someone like you! 607 00:53:53,577 --> 00:53:54,942 You slut! 608 00:54:01,585 --> 00:54:02,609 I shouldn"t be surprised after all. 609 00:54:02,653 --> 00:54:06,612 Blood will tell, but yours should be spilled! 610 00:54:57,574 --> 00:54:59,474 Hey, you look all queer! 611 00:54:59,576 --> 00:55:01,544 Thanks to Paolo. Big fight. 612 00:55:01,645 --> 00:55:02,839 Beyond repair? 613 00:55:02,913 --> 00:55:05,177 Well, he wants a separation. 614 00:55:05,315 --> 00:55:07,510 No kidding! Another woman? 615 00:55:07,751 --> 00:55:10,515 No, something other than that, a man. 616 00:55:10,621 --> 00:55:11,383 Paolo? 617 00:55:11,488 --> 00:55:14,184 No, me. lt was a guy in Venice- 618 00:55:14,591 --> 00:55:17,788 Oh, really! You know, you had me scared! 619 00:55:18,195 --> 00:55:19,287 Turn"s up! 620 00:55:19,463 --> 00:55:20,896 Let me get the broads outta here! 621 00:55:21,031 --> 00:55:22,123 Head for the showers! 622 00:55:22,232 --> 00:55:24,894 I want to hear all the details! 623 00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:28,934 Anyway you get carte blanche. 624 00:55:29,806 --> 00:55:32,775 Okay then I think l"ll just pop on over at lunch break. 625 00:55:32,876 --> 00:55:36,004 Thanks, Nadia- I knew I be able to count on you! 626 00:55:36,313 --> 00:55:38,076 Do you mind if I have a shower along as l"m here? 627 00:55:38,115 --> 00:55:41,846 I was in such a big rush getting out this morning. I didn"t even take a bidet. 628 00:55:42,119 --> 00:55:44,178 That should never happen. lf you must... 629 00:55:44,588 --> 00:55:48,524 put off washing your face, chum But before leaving, always take a bidet. 630 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:51,617 Hey, you never know what might be coming up! 631 00:56:34,004 --> 00:56:37,872 Yeah? Ah, it"s you- yeah, yeah- sure, of course- 632 00:57:01,031 --> 00:57:04,489 Hi. l"m glad you came. I could really use your advice. 633 00:57:05,469 --> 00:57:06,697 That"s true! 634 00:57:07,471 --> 00:57:08,665 Turd! 635 00:57:08,772 --> 00:57:10,205 I don"t- why? 636 00:57:10,273 --> 00:57:12,537 There"s a terrific girl you"re treating like scum. 637 00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:14,233 You don"t know what she did to me! 638 00:57:14,344 --> 00:57:17,711 I certainly do. I just don"t see where it"s such a tragedy. 639 00:57:18,081 --> 00:57:20,311 Well, how should l"ve handled it? Give her a medal? 640 00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:25,112 There was no need to do anything! You"ve got the most wonderful girl in the world! 641 00:57:25,222 --> 00:57:30,455 She"s classy! She"s great! Worships you! So why do you put out herjoy of living? 642 00:57:30,727 --> 00:57:33,628 Because wives are supposed to make love with their husbands, nobody else? 643 00:57:33,730 --> 00:57:37,894 You dumb-ass moron! We"re talking about a little affair of no importance! 644 00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:39,999 You can"t say that marriage encompassed the universe, 645 00:57:40,036 --> 00:57:42,766 or that you represent men of all types! 646 00:57:44,141 --> 00:57:47,872 We"re not back in the time of your mother and your father any more, take a look! 647 00:57:49,813 --> 00:57:51,371 Would you like Diana to be like her? 648 00:57:51,481 --> 00:57:55,577 No, of course not- and anyway l"m the beaten-down one around here. 649 00:57:56,686 --> 00:57:58,244 What can I do about it, l"m jealous! 650 00:57:58,421 --> 00:58:00,355 Ah, the facts come out in the light! 651 00:58:00,490 --> 00:58:02,082 The real trouble is you"re jealous! 652 00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,856 lt"s absurd and useless, there"s no kind of sense to it! 653 00:58:05,962 --> 00:58:09,022 Paolo, I could understand your misery, if she were tired of you. 654 00:58:09,266 --> 00:58:13,066 But no sorry! She just wants minimal liberty, sex-wise! 655 00:58:13,170 --> 00:58:15,502 Just the thing you"ve always had, you bum! 656 00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:19,234 That"s what"s so horrible! The thought that she laughs with someone else. 657 00:58:19,342 --> 00:58:21,276 That she uses the same little love words as she does with me! 658 00:58:21,344 --> 00:58:24,040 Who"s to know? She might even come! 659 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,345 No, no, it"s more that I can stand, Nadia! I can"t help it, it"s killing me. 660 00:58:27,384 --> 00:58:30,410 l"m beginning to feel there"s a time-bomb inside me! 661 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:41,054 A few minutes ago I was asleep and dreaming that I was with Diana. lt was a nightmare. 662 00:58:41,231 --> 00:58:44,462 l"m telling you. l"m going- l"m going nuts. 663 00:58:44,734 --> 00:58:49,797 l"m with you, Paolo. l"ll prove it, if you like. l"m very moved, really, Paolo. 664 00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:52,540 Here, touch me! 665 00:58:54,211 --> 00:58:56,543 Can"t you tell how I feel for you? 666 00:58:59,349 --> 00:59:03,877 lf you only knew how many times I wanted to feel your hands on me- 667 00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:07,184 Lie down! 668 00:59:12,896 --> 00:59:16,332 Oh goody- l"m glad to see I don"t turn you off. 669 00:59:16,499 --> 00:59:18,558 Diana doesn"t mind at all- 670 00:59:18,668 --> 00:59:21,501 Nobody"s going to see any jealous scenes. 671 00:59:21,938 --> 00:59:23,235 No, no, no, quit it! 672 00:59:24,374 --> 00:59:25,602 I don"t want you- I want Diana! 673 00:59:25,775 --> 00:59:28,209 Bullshit! Your cock is calling you a liar! 674 00:59:28,378 --> 00:59:31,370 Poor Diana, she thought her guy was different! 675 00:59:31,548 --> 00:59:36,781 No way! You"re all alike! Prey to your old-fashioned, stupid ideas! 676 00:59:37,087 --> 00:59:40,056 Honor, virtuousness, betrayal! 677 00:59:40,490 --> 00:59:43,982 And a girl who"s liberated is just a slut, right? 678 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:46,290 Try to understand, Nadia-- I can"t, I won"t! 679 00:59:46,329 --> 00:59:49,696 And if I did, it would be like admitting Diana was right! 680 00:59:49,766 --> 00:59:52,530 She is, you imbecile! She"s very right! 681 00:59:52,869 --> 00:59:56,464 Fighting it"s no use. You silly bastard! 682 01:00:03,213 --> 01:00:06,649 I guess the trouble is you"re a - faggot, honey! 683 01:00:07,350 --> 01:00:08,578 Your panties- 684 01:00:14,124 --> 01:00:16,456 l"ve met assholes before- but men take the cake! 685 01:00:16,826 --> 01:00:20,489 Here"s hell to husbands in general- and ours in particular! 686 01:00:23,566 --> 01:00:26,558 Hey, chin up, little sister! We"re out to enjoy life tonight. 687 01:00:26,603 --> 01:00:28,571 Shorten up that long face! 688 01:00:34,044 --> 01:00:35,944 My, would you look at him! 689 01:00:36,112 --> 01:00:37,079 Sex on the hoof! 690 01:00:37,614 --> 01:00:40,174 Not bad! Let"s take pot luck! 691 01:00:47,257 --> 01:00:49,521 Hey, Stud- come here a minute! 692 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:50,285 Who, me? 693 01:00:50,393 --> 01:00:52,156 I wonder if you could give me some information- 694 01:00:52,228 --> 01:00:53,092 Sure, what? 695 01:00:54,264 --> 01:00:55,322 How are your hunk? 696 01:00:55,765 --> 01:00:58,928 What the fuck! Come back here, you cunt! 697 01:00:59,369 --> 01:01:00,393 Just don"t let me catch you! 698 01:01:02,105 --> 01:01:03,402 Hi, girls! 699 01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:08,169 Holy mother of God- 700 01:01:08,745 --> 01:01:10,645 What a piece of ass! 701 01:01:10,814 --> 01:01:11,974 Tell that"s a transvestite? 702 01:01:12,082 --> 01:01:14,050 Hey, sweetheart! You carrying a dong or not? 703 01:01:14,117 --> 01:01:14,879 You goddam right! 704 01:01:14,985 --> 01:01:15,883 Display, please! 705 01:01:16,886 --> 01:01:18,410 What do you do with it? 706 01:01:18,488 --> 01:01:20,046 I can stick it in your ass, if you like. 707 01:01:20,156 --> 01:01:22,590 Or I might stick this thing in yours! 708 01:01:22,859 --> 01:01:24,588 Cool with me, twenty bills. 709 01:01:25,028 --> 01:01:25,494 Fuck you! 710 01:01:25,562 --> 01:01:26,961 Go assholes, so fuck you! 711 01:01:27,330 --> 01:01:31,027 I said it first, you ugly, pimping, bull-dyke bitch! 712 01:01:31,434 --> 01:01:34,096 You fucking bitches, l"ll catch you! 713 01:01:34,838 --> 01:01:36,772 When we feel like living it up, where do we go? 714 01:01:36,873 --> 01:01:38,135 I know a disco, yay! 715 01:01:38,241 --> 01:01:40,175 We can do better than that, Mother Superior. 716 01:01:40,243 --> 01:01:42,006 We"ll go to a place where anything can happen! 717 01:01:42,045 --> 01:01:43,444 Even the worst? 718 01:01:43,646 --> 01:01:45,079 lf you get lucky! 719 01:03:14,204 --> 01:03:16,138 Hey, just a minute. I don"t- 720 01:03:19,476 --> 01:03:21,171 Hey, girls! 721 01:04:28,878 --> 01:04:30,869 l"d like something strong. What do you have? 722 01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:33,414 Try a ""Delirium"". lt"ll make a corpse dance. "미친듯" 한번 해보자구. 723 01:04:33,783 --> 01:04:35,307 That"s right up my alley- 724 01:04:38,621 --> 01:04:39,178 What"s in it? 725 01:04:39,255 --> 01:04:40,415 Ecstasy. 726 01:05:36,112 --> 01:05:38,046 Excuse me, could you give me some information? 727 01:05:39,048 --> 01:05:40,709 What size are you carrying? 728 01:05:40,850 --> 01:05:44,251 You shouldn"t have to ask. The two of you have already met each other! 729 01:05:45,121 --> 01:05:49,148 The seminarian! I had a white collar on, in the streetcar! 730 01:05:49,259 --> 01:05:52,456 Gosh, yeah, only why are you here? 731 01:05:52,662 --> 01:05:53,959 l"m doing my research! 732 01:05:53,997 --> 01:05:57,956 How can I do a thesis about sin, and not know what it is? Avec moi!v 733 01:06:10,213 --> 01:06:11,976 Oh god, l"m gonna scream! 734 01:06:12,081 --> 01:06:13,571 Shriek, bellow! 735 01:06:14,017 --> 01:06:17,748 Ah, I never met a tongue with a hard-on, you"re great! 736 01:07:22,318 --> 01:07:23,683 ls something the matter? 737 01:07:23,786 --> 01:07:24,718 No. 738 01:07:25,655 --> 01:07:27,384 Nothing at all. 739 01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:18,201 How"s it going? 740 01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:21,299 l"m minus underpants! 741 01:08:25,748 --> 01:08:27,340 Give me one of those drinks! 742 01:08:46,803 --> 01:08:49,533 Hello- ah, yeah. What"s the news? 743 01:08:49,872 --> 01:08:52,397 No, shit no, back off! 744 01:08:52,642 --> 01:08:54,633 I don"t give a fuck about any guarantee. 745 01:08:54,677 --> 01:08:57,737 Just get me the fucking money quick, or it"s your ass! 746 01:09:03,486 --> 01:09:04,009 Hello! 747 01:09:04,086 --> 01:09:05,610 lt"s Diana! 748 01:09:05,688 --> 01:09:06,347 You got a party? 749 01:09:06,422 --> 01:09:09,687 Oh, yeah. lt"s great fun, fantastic! 750 01:09:09,792 --> 01:09:11,419 Diana, it"s 4 A.M. 751 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:18,061 Let me listen them! 752 01:09:18,134 --> 01:09:21,763 lt"s Paolo! Guys, say hi! 753 01:09:22,071 --> 01:09:24,471 Hi? Paolo! 754 01:09:24,974 --> 01:09:26,805 How"s it sound, dear! 755 01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:31,110 Stop it! I forbid you! l"m your husband! 756 01:09:31,214 --> 01:09:34,911 Nah, you know who you are? You"re a dumb stupid asshole! 757 01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:38,714 And this girl"s liberated! I mean I can screw the whole planet! 758 01:09:38,821 --> 01:09:41,790 And not only that, I might not ever come home! 759 01:09:41,924 --> 01:09:44,893 Come back or not, who gives a shit, you won"t find me anyway! 760 01:09:44,927 --> 01:09:47,896 l"m getting my ass outta here. l"ve had it. l"m leaving! 761 01:09:48,097 --> 01:09:50,361 Fine, fine, fine! 762 01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:54,330 I can"t believe I ever sucked your cock, you shitface! 763 01:09:54,570 --> 01:09:58,802 So, hurry to little mama- and, and screw her! 764 01:10:03,412 --> 01:10:04,777 Hey, you need some help? 765 01:10:20,029 --> 01:10:20,859 Have you had it with the party? 766 01:10:20,963 --> 01:10:24,455 Yeah, he"s gonna give me a lift. lt"s almost dawn- 767 01:10:24,534 --> 01:10:28,595 and besides, l"m worried. Paolo"s threatening to move out. 768 01:10:28,738 --> 01:10:31,502 Aw, come on, never! He"s too in love, that boy! 769 01:10:31,841 --> 01:10:32,808 l"m leaving. 770 01:10:32,909 --> 01:10:38,438 Fine, great. l"ll stay a little more. l"ve found a hero of the Resistance! 771 01:11:28,197 --> 01:11:32,429 Think of what you"re doing, Diana. Think of us. I love you, Paolo. 772 01:11:32,535 --> 01:11:35,231 P.S. But do you love me? 773 01:11:40,142 --> 01:11:42,702 Dear Marikla, not only do I love him. 774 01:11:42,745 --> 01:11:46,442 But in my own way I feel that l"m a faithful wife. 775 01:11:46,716 --> 01:11:48,877 Going with other men doesn"t mean l"m betraying him. 776 01:11:48,918 --> 01:11:53,252 Those are just casual flings of no importance at all. 777 01:11:54,423 --> 01:11:55,890 Oh, they"re great for a quick thrill. 778 01:11:55,925 --> 01:12:00,157 But they have nothing at all to do with that mixture of body and soul, 779 01:12:00,296 --> 01:12:04,198 that makes my relationship with Paolo beautiful and unique. 780 01:12:04,967 --> 01:12:10,030 That"s why I have no guilty feelings, no contrition, no remorse. 781 01:12:10,773 --> 01:12:14,265 That"s why I don"t want the love we share to finish like this. 782 01:12:15,478 --> 01:12:19,938 But how do I go about making him understand that? Diana. 783 01:12:35,464 --> 01:12:38,627 Feelings- Milan. 784 01:12:48,644 --> 01:12:50,339 Hey Sara! Come here! 785 01:13:13,636 --> 01:13:15,604 Want some? I just caught. 786 01:13:16,706 --> 01:13:18,799 No! I hate them! 787 01:13:20,276 --> 01:13:21,300 FeeI bad, uh? 788 01:13:21,343 --> 01:13:23,971 Just think, you could be between Diana"s legs right now, 789 01:13:24,013 --> 01:13:25,981 instead of sitting here eating your heart out. 790 01:13:26,215 --> 01:13:27,773 What are you getting out of it? 791 01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:29,046 Nothing! 792 01:13:29,518 --> 01:13:31,679 Bullshit! You got a hard-on! 793 01:13:31,987 --> 01:13:33,682 He"s a goddam traitor! 794 01:13:35,491 --> 01:13:38,927 No, no way! l"ll tell you- Trouble is, he"s smarter than you. 795 01:13:39,462 --> 01:13:42,226 He"s got his priorities straight, he knows she gives you everything with love. 796 01:13:42,465 --> 01:13:44,763 He feels that you"re acting like a bit of an ass-hole. 797 01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:48,429 Yes, because actually, you should approve of her. 798 01:13:48,771 --> 01:13:51,069 Yeah, you know what that means? That he"s a prick! 799 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:55,774 Thank God! Anyway what good is it to destroy yourself with jealousy? 800 01:13:55,878 --> 01:14:00,315 Develop a sense of irony and have a laugh about it! With Diana! 801 01:14:01,383 --> 01:14:02,077 Hey there! 802 01:14:02,184 --> 01:14:04,015 Dig up any clams yet? 803 01:14:11,127 --> 01:14:12,526 Hey, you know I think we should be going! 804 01:14:12,561 --> 01:14:14,893 - Okay! - Must be looking for us! 805 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,581 Yes? Who"s there? Hello! 806 01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:36,508 Please fuck yourself in the ear. 807 01:14:37,052 --> 01:14:37,814 Who was that? 808 01:14:38,254 --> 01:14:40,449 Oh, one of my anonymous admirers. 809 01:14:40,956 --> 01:14:42,821 That"s the second time today they"ve hung up. 810 01:14:42,925 --> 01:14:47,123 He"ll come back, don"t worry! Husbands always do, more"s the pity! 811 01:14:51,066 --> 01:14:53,364 Hello- Paolo? 812 01:14:53,469 --> 01:14:55,494 Well, somebody"s breathing. 813 01:14:56,972 --> 01:15:01,033 Paolo? ls that you? Can"t you say some little thing? 814 01:15:02,178 --> 01:15:05,170 You"re still hoping! What does he have, this guy, that"s so special? 815 01:15:05,981 --> 01:15:11,248 Well, I love him, there"s something special! But he won"t try to understand me! 816 01:15:11,353 --> 01:15:14,948 lt"s his fault for not understanding that faithfulness is unnatural! 817 01:15:15,858 --> 01:15:18,258 Yeah, yeah. But anyhow he"s gone. 818 01:15:20,529 --> 01:15:21,655 Oh, oh my God, there he is now! 819 01:15:21,764 --> 01:15:22,560 Who, Paolo? 820 01:15:22,731 --> 01:15:26,599 No, not Paolo, it"s that Commodore Scarfatti with his latest piece- uh, niece! 821 01:15:26,769 --> 01:15:28,532 That man is so butch I just can"t bear him! 822 01:15:28,804 --> 01:15:31,500 Fine, l"ll take the commission! 823 01:15:33,242 --> 01:15:36,075 Hello, Commodore! Nice to see you again! 824 01:15:36,145 --> 01:15:38,375 My dear, Antonietta. 825 01:15:39,048 --> 01:15:41,039 This is my long-lost niece, Maria. 826 01:15:41,283 --> 01:15:45,276 Well- your family"s remarkable! All the nieces are so pretty! 827 01:15:45,387 --> 01:15:46,649 Good chromosomes. 828 01:15:47,489 --> 01:15:50,322 l"ve told Maria all about your things. She wants some styles... 829 01:15:50,359 --> 01:15:53,123 that are truly intimate. You do get my meaning? 830 01:15:53,229 --> 01:15:55,595 I certainly do, Commodore- 831 01:15:57,466 --> 01:15:59,730 Now, let"s see what we can find- 832 01:15:59,835 --> 01:16:03,896 White, red, black? Miss, what do you prefer? 833 01:16:04,406 --> 01:16:06,237 What do you think, Uncle? 834 01:16:07,009 --> 01:16:12,345 I must ask Antonietta just how- She feels about it. 835 01:16:12,448 --> 01:16:16,214 Well, I always say there"s nothing like black, myself. 836 01:16:16,585 --> 01:16:21,249 When a person has a light complexion like your niece, the effect is sensational! 837 01:16:21,457 --> 01:16:24,893 Unless, obviously, Maria is tanned- here! 838 01:16:25,394 --> 01:16:27,385 Oh, not here, no, never! 839 01:16:27,496 --> 01:16:30,727 We"ll just try a few of these on now. Okay, Commodore? 840 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:32,460 Yes! That"s fine! 841 01:17:13,342 --> 01:17:16,937 Uncle- I don"t feel this is right for me, come take a look. 842 01:17:17,046 --> 01:17:19,071 lf you knew how I feel- 843 01:17:27,923 --> 01:17:31,017 Let"s see- hmm, looks a little loose- 844 01:17:31,126 --> 01:17:31,990 You think? 845 01:17:32,494 --> 01:17:33,984 Would you be so kind as to show us? 846 01:17:34,063 --> 01:17:36,497 Of course, Commodore, whatever you like! 847 01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:42,394 Now do you see what I mean? 848 01:17:42,438 --> 01:17:45,100 lt"s disgraceful to take advantage of a young lady like that! 849 01:17:45,207 --> 01:17:46,868 Well, l"m sorry to disappoint you- 850 01:17:48,711 --> 01:17:49,871 Unkie- 851 01:17:50,245 --> 01:17:51,906 All right! The panties next. 852 01:17:52,214 --> 01:17:54,842 That little lady is older than time- 853 01:17:56,018 --> 01:17:57,918 - Down, down. - She knows just what he want? 854 01:18:02,091 --> 01:18:05,219 And now the denouement, a fast fuck! lf he can manage to do it! 855 01:18:05,327 --> 01:18:07,761 He"ll manage, he"ll manage! And not just one! 856 01:18:07,830 --> 01:18:11,061 lt"s just evil! Certain perversions are simply intolerable! 857 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:13,100 lt"s all in how you look at it! 858 01:18:13,302 --> 01:18:18,501 lf you could l"d tell you to find me a 100 customers like him, and I could retire! 859 01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:20,072 Stand up, dear- 860 01:18:20,309 --> 01:18:22,243 l"d shove that guy and his nieces right in the- 861 01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:26,177 I know, dear, I know! And I know there"s plenty of room! Hm! 862 01:18:26,915 --> 01:18:29,179 Do you suppose that for the Commodore that"s love? 863 01:18:29,485 --> 01:18:32,511 Love, you said? He doesn"t begin to understand the meaning of the word! 864 01:18:32,554 --> 01:18:35,523 None of you types do, all you know is sex! 865 01:18:43,766 --> 01:18:46,667 Diana my dear, is something wrong? 866 01:18:46,769 --> 01:18:49,363 lt"s a bad period I just have to get through. 867 01:18:50,305 --> 01:18:51,465 A big fight with Paolo. 868 01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:53,440 Oh dear, you poor little thing. 869 01:18:53,509 --> 01:18:56,774 You mustn"t have the clients see you like that. 870 01:18:56,879 --> 01:18:59,575 That"s it. Come to my office. 871 01:19:00,249 --> 01:19:01,978 That"s a good girl! 872 01:19:19,435 --> 01:19:22,097 Now what is this? Tell me the whole story! 873 01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:25,172 There"s not much to tell, Mister Silvio. 874 01:19:29,244 --> 01:19:30,939 Paolo left me! 875 01:19:31,146 --> 01:19:34,604 Oh my poor dear, cry your heart out. You"ll feel better. 876 01:19:34,950 --> 01:19:38,317 lt"s awful. All because I went to bed with a couple of other guys. 877 01:19:38,353 --> 01:19:40,321 But l"m not sorry I did it. 878 01:19:41,123 --> 01:19:43,614 You didn"t do anything wrong, not at all 879 01:19:43,725 --> 01:19:46,751 Oh, Mister Silvio. What are you doing? 880 01:19:46,829 --> 01:19:51,323 Nothing, relax, it"ll make you all better. 881 01:19:56,705 --> 01:19:58,730 Hey! Wowee!! 882 01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:01,271 lt"s him! I know the sound of that horn! 883 01:20:01,610 --> 01:20:03,601 Diana, where are you going? 884 01:20:03,712 --> 01:20:04,838 Diana, it"s Paolo! 885 01:20:04,947 --> 01:20:08,314 I told you! A husband is just like a bad penny! 886 01:20:31,273 --> 01:20:35,107 So I suppose your folks are in good health? 887 01:20:35,377 --> 01:20:38,369 I guess living, but I never went to their home at all. 888 01:20:38,714 --> 01:20:40,511 Yeah? l"m surprised. 889 01:20:40,682 --> 01:20:42,013 l"ve something to say. 890 01:20:42,117 --> 01:20:43,812 To me? Okay, l"ll listen. 891 01:20:44,019 --> 01:20:46,647 l"ll begin by saying l"ll never get over what went on. 892 01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:50,181 Mean to say something was going on? 893 01:20:50,292 --> 01:20:52,886 l"m serious, Diana. l"m not joking around, you know! 894 01:20:54,029 --> 01:20:55,758 I know- me too! 895 01:21:01,203 --> 01:21:03,228 I couldn"t leave you. I was just going out of my head! 896 01:21:03,338 --> 01:21:05,499 Oh, Paolo- I love you, Paolo. 897 01:21:06,775 --> 01:21:08,402 So l"ve decided now and for all time 898 01:21:08,443 --> 01:21:11,970 Live by your own rules. Go banging and take happiness in it! 899 01:21:13,749 --> 01:21:15,842 That"s how I like to hear my man talking! 900 01:21:20,055 --> 01:21:21,317 Who the hell gave you that? 901 01:21:21,657 --> 01:21:23,784 Oh, Paolo! You mean all shit! 902 01:21:24,026 --> 01:21:25,960 Don"t get mad. I just want to know, come on! 903 01:21:26,128 --> 01:21:28,892 Once I would have told you that it was boyfriend. 904 01:21:28,997 --> 01:21:31,932 This time around l"ll just say that I bumped into a tree. 905 01:21:32,234 --> 01:21:34,293 Tell me the damn truth, Diana, I gotta know. 906 01:21:34,803 --> 01:21:38,637 All right Paolo, the French antiquarian, he"s completely mad about little me. 907 01:21:38,707 --> 01:21:40,299 You can do better than that! 908 01:21:41,343 --> 01:21:43,777 Cousin Marco, he"s arranging an elopement with me. 909 01:21:44,279 --> 01:21:46,247 Go ahead, torture me. Get your jollies? 910 01:21:46,348 --> 01:21:50,512 l"ll always do everything that pleases you. And it does, doesn"t it? 911 01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:54,922 Yeah, you"re right. I like you just the way you are. 912 01:21:55,157 --> 01:21:57,182 I won"t ask any more question. Not any more, that is- 913 01:21:57,226 --> 01:21:59,660 From now on, only one truth is recognized- this! 914 01:22:08,971 --> 01:22:11,064 That"s a great ass, looks real! 915 01:22:12,741 --> 01:22:16,973 lt creates a very fine effect. I bet you didn"t know that ass has been restored. 916 01:22:17,346 --> 01:22:18,973 Really? You can"t tell. 917 01:22:19,248 --> 01:22:22,183 Well, it had a long crack right down the middle! 918 01:22:24,786 --> 01:22:27,448 So, did you like your first Venetian night? 919 01:22:27,522 --> 01:22:28,113 A. Okay! 920 01:22:28,624 --> 01:22:31,320 A. Okay? ls that the best you can come up with? 921 01:22:31,426 --> 01:22:33,917 You came up with something better than that list night, six times too! 922 01:22:33,962 --> 01:22:35,930 Boy, I expect a hell of a lot more gratitude than that! 923 01:22:36,031 --> 01:22:37,794 And I always pay my debts! 924 01:22:39,301 --> 01:22:41,292 No, not now! 925 01:22:41,837 --> 01:22:45,364 You"ll ruin my eye-liner! I have to go. Late already. 926 01:22:47,242 --> 01:22:50,439 l"d much admire being let in on the secret, where"re you going, done up like that? 927 01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:51,503 Date with cousin Marco? 928 01:22:52,214 --> 01:22:55,411 Truth is I don"t even know where l"m going. 929 01:22:55,517 --> 01:22:59,544 I just know it"s a fabulous day. Venice beckons me. 930 01:23:00,722 --> 01:23:02,622 And l"ll be happy! 931 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,655 Good-bye for now! 932 01:23:55,010 --> 01:24:00,243 l"m so in love with, with my husband. My own way I feel l"m a faithful wife. 933 01:24:00,349 --> 01:24:03,216 The other men are just casual flings. That"s why I feel no guilt. 934 01:24:03,685 --> 01:24:08,349 Believe me, I did nothing wrong. But how can I get him to see it? Diana. 935 01:24:14,663 --> 01:24:19,157 Dear Diana. Hundreds of girls write me that they betray their husbands, but love them. 936 01:24:19,334 --> 01:24:21,302 This, as you call it, ""happy banging""- 937 01:24:21,336 --> 01:24:24,396 is no longer the prerogative of only the males in our society. 938 01:24:24,506 --> 01:24:25,700 lt belongs to the women too. 939 01:24:25,741 --> 01:24:28,141 The important thing is for him not to react with ""jealous banging"". 940 01:24:28,176 --> 01:24:30,872 That"s why I always tell my readers : live your marriage- 941 01:24:30,979 --> 01:24:34,676 Live your marriage as though it were a movie, not a prize-fight ring. 942 01:24:34,783 --> 01:24:36,842 lnstead of torturing yourselves body and soul, 943 01:24:36,885 --> 01:24:41,185 learn to pretend, to act, to play a part. 944 01:24:41,523 --> 01:24:44,117 Obviously many of the women who write to me know these things, 945 01:24:44,159 --> 01:24:47,151 judging by the letters l"m printing in this issue. 946 01:24:50,232 --> 01:24:50,960 Dear Marikla- 947 01:24:51,066 --> 01:24:52,727 There"s a man, he"s a widower. 948 01:24:52,768 --> 01:24:56,101 And I work part-time for him as a housemaid, because I need the money 949 01:24:56,204 --> 01:25:00,265 He likes to watch me do the house-work bare-ass naked, and I don"t mind one bit. 950 01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:05,005 I let him touch me, and sometimes more than that. Am I abnormal? 951 01:25:07,516 --> 01:25:09,882 Venice is an alcove, more than just a city. 952 01:25:10,285 --> 01:25:14,449 A French poet named it sexe, femelle, d"Europe. 953 01:25:15,056 --> 01:25:16,546 Alphonse told you. 954 01:25:16,658 --> 01:25:17,420 Mm-hmm. 955 01:25:23,665 --> 01:25:24,723 I love you. 956 01:25:25,233 --> 01:25:27,326 And me? Don"t you love me? 957 01:25:30,138 --> 01:25:32,470 l"ll settle for loving- this. 958 01:25:32,674 --> 01:25:34,801 What about you? Do you love me? 959 01:25:39,681 --> 01:25:41,649 Can"t you tell that I love you? 960 01:25:44,986 --> 01:25:47,181 Hey, that meat"s delicate too, take it easy! 961 01:25:47,456 --> 01:25:51,051 The problem is, I don"t know how much film is left in aunt Emma"s camera! 962 01:25:51,626 --> 01:25:54,220 Forget about the camera! Concentrate on me! 963 01:25:55,230 --> 01:25:59,758 Darling, it"s true, we should live our marriage as though it were a film. 964 01:26:00,035 --> 01:26:03,334 A precious heirloom for our grandchildren! 965 01:26:04,305 --> 01:26:10,802 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org