1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:36,330 War. Total war. A struggle for survival. 3 00:01:37,425 --> 00:01:39,225 In this era of force and destruction.... 4 00:01:39,712 --> 00:01:42,912 ...historians will argue. What was the most influential factor. 5 00:01:44,261 --> 00:01:47,261 What was the most deadly instrument? The most deadly weapon? 6 00:01:48,571 --> 00:01:52,571 Was it the overwhelming manpower? Was it the blistering fire of the rockets? 7 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:01,853 Was it the thundering mail from heaven? The bombs, the blockbusters? 8 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:12,834 Was it the lightening descention of the parachute? 9 00:02:16,878 --> 00:02:18,878 Was it the whithering stutter of the light machine-gun? 10 00:02:20,454 --> 00:02:24,254 Or the spectacle from the commanding troops? 11 00:02:28,161 --> 00:02:30,961 Or the pattended tanks? 12 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,200 Was it the flame-thrower? 13 00:02:34,801 --> 00:02:38,601 Or was it the screaming anger of faster than sound, quicker than this: the B-2 rocket? 14 00:02:40,648 --> 00:02:44,448 No! It was none of these things. The most effective, the most deadly.... 15 00:02:43,905 --> 00:02:46,705 The most terrifying weapon of all time was. 16 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:50,102 Yes, you're right. The sergeant's whistle. 17 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:54,136 All right you guys, now I'm gonna tell you something. 18 00:02:56,137 --> 00:03:00,137 The adjutant is coming, see? And as usual the Colonel ain't very happy. 19 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:08,586 And I ain't very happy either. Look at this joint. It looks like Coney Island on a Monday morning. 20 00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:10,523 - Hi Serg, what's the action? - Have you seen Corwin? 21 00:03:11,247 --> 00:03:13,847 Yeah, I seen him, but I couldn't take him so I sent him over to the mess hall. He's on KP. 22 00:03:15,408 --> 00:03:16,608 - Okay, take them away. - Right Serg. 23 00:03:18,492 --> 00:03:25,292 All right my friends. I want you to fall out, spread out, and pick up everything that ain't growing or nailed down. 24 00:03:56,253 --> 00:03:58,553 Let's go. Give us some food. Come on, come on! 25 00:03:59,116 --> 00:04:00,616 Come on, let's have it. 26 00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:03,148 - What are they gripping about? - Well, they've got to eat them. 27 00:04:03,483 --> 00:04:05,083 Well, I've got to cook them. 28 00:07:03,979 --> 00:07:05,379 Let's get out of here, it the Sergeant. 29 00:07:15,776 --> 00:07:18,076 - What do you think you're cooking around here? - Beans? 30 00:07:18,151 --> 00:07:21,551 Oh shut up! You've been getting away with murder, and it's got to stop. Understand? Shut up! 31 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:26,216 Just because we were friends before and used to work together, I've been covering up for you. 32 00:07:26,869 --> 00:07:28,869 That's gotta stop too. Do you understand? Shut up! 33 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:33,931 Now get your pack and everything that goes with it. I want to see you down front in 5 minutes. Understand? 34 00:07:35,186 --> 00:07:36,186 Shut up! 35 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:39,475 You're going to go on a long, long journey and you may not be back this way. Understand? 36 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:40,880 Shut up! 37 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:49,781 Get to packing, everything goes with it, be down there in 5 minutes. SHUT UP! 38 00:07:50,619 --> 00:07:52,219 Going on a long, long trip, might not be there when you're finished. SHUT UP! 39 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,900 SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 40 00:07:57,171 --> 00:07:59,771 It'll go under AR 605/300.. 41 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:03,190 before the CO can get it un 104 and 107. 42 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:06,890 Now the record goes on WVA 20 and 24. 43 00:08:08,051 --> 00:08:10,451 He could be eligible for a 615/360. 44 00:08:11,305 --> 00:08:12,705 Section 7, paragraph 49. 45 00:08:12,794 --> 00:08:13,994 Oh sure, I get it. 46 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:26,330 Sure and an MR19-2 and the profile is 24.4.4.4D. 47 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,158 Oh boy, I ain't in the army, I'm back in the numbers racket. 48 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,296 Here's the mail Corporal. 49 00:08:32,885 --> 00:08:35,685 Well, guess I'll take another crack at that bandit. Do you think it will work? 50 00:08:36,718 --> 00:08:38,518 Should. There was a guy in here a while ago who fixed it. 51 00:08:39,316 --> 00:08:40,316 Bout time. 52 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:50,509 How do you like that? Now you don't even get the nickel back. 53 00:08:52,285 --> 00:08:56,285 Crazy army. I asked for a transfer again and they throw me right out of Italian headquarters. 54 00:08:58,301 --> 00:09:00,901 Shawnessy, how many times do I have to tell you that this ain't a day room. 55 00:09:02,795 --> 00:09:04,795 - Got a cigarette? - Yeah, here. 56 00:09:05,101 --> 00:09:06,701 - Tell Sergeant McWell I want to see him right away. - Right! 57 00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:09,403 - Is Miller in? - Yeah. 58 00:09:13,358 --> 00:09:14,758 Hey Miller, what do you think we've got here, midgets? 59 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,310 Captain, what about this training film here tomorrow morning? 60 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:26,665 Oh yes.....that begins at 7 o'clock. 61 00:09:27,259 --> 00:09:30,859 The theater is 2 blocks away so I think we'd better fall out at 6:35. 62 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:32,629 They'll want us in front of ltalian headquarters. 63 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:35,167 Not later than 6:25. 64 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:38,066 In that case Davenport, have the men lined up and ready to go 65 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:38,830 at...6:15. 66 00:09:42,005 --> 00:09:43,605 Serg, that guy is lost again. 67 00:09:44,115 --> 00:09:46,315 Well, you'd better find him. - Right Serg. 68 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:53,933 Hey, you see them lights? You see that sign? 69 00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:55,988 Let's be turning them off. 70 00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:59,176 Sergeant McWeel, we've got to see the work, don't we? 71 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:03,258 Well, what if Colonel Davis comes? He don't like lights on in the daytime. 72 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:07,372 Another thing McWell, the company has an early formation tomorrow and 73 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:10,716 you'd better have those men fall out at 5 minutes before 6. 74 00:10:12,053 --> 00:10:13,853 - 5 minutes before 6 huh? - Yeah. 75 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,248 I tell you, I've got some names here that are cock-a-may-mes. 76 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:23,727 ...Rodowsky. ..Smellywesh... Keselioshmiasch. 77 00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:27,214 Why don't we pull them out early, say 5:45 huh? 78 00:10:27,414 --> 00:10:29,014 - Okay. - Right Serg. 79 00:10:32,737 --> 00:10:34,737 Some day this guy is going to blow his brains out. 80 00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:36,961 If you ask me, he's already done it. 81 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,400 Yes sir. Yes Captain. 82 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:13,901 Yes sir! 83 00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:46,831 See the first Sergeant in the other room. 84 00:11:55,601 --> 00:11:58,601 Go around the outside. Through that door. 85 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:05,378 That door. 86 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,850 I said that door. 87 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,626 Got a cigarette? No, I quit. - Can't afford it. 88 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,324 There you are. Where've you been? 89 00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:20,104 Fine looking specimen you are. Get over there. Look at you! Look at this! 90 00:13:21,356 --> 00:13:25,956 Fix the helmet. Now get out on the parade grounds. Ten times round. Double time. Understand? 91 00:13:26,855 --> 00:13:28,855 Then come back here. I've got plans for you. 92 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,760 Go on, get the lead out of your bucket. 93 00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:36,154 Wait a minute. Come here. 94 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,450 Got a cigarette? 95 00:13:55,311 --> 00:13:57,111 - I've been arguing with him again. - Oh yeah? 96 00:13:58,566 --> 00:14:01,166 I don't dig this army at all. I want overseas.... 97 00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:05,004 ....I stay here. The guys that want to stay here, get overseas. 98 00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:08,204 - You forget, there's a war on. - Yeah, but what do we get to do about it? 99 00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:12,884 When I was a civilan, we had something going every minute. Singing, dancing, working in nightclubs. 100 00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:15,143 I join the army, I sit on my hands. 101 00:14:16,832 --> 00:14:19,632 I'm hungry. Think I'll inspect the mess hall. 102 00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:26,119 - Hi ya Serg. Been waiting up for me? - How come you're late Edwards? 103 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:29,796 I was drunk. I don't blame you. With a kisser like that, I'd be loaded all the time. 104 00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:35,195 - Thank-you. - You're welcome, now go to your barracks Edwards, get into your fatigues and report back here. 105 00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:39,256 And if you have any social engagements, call your secretary and have her cancel them. 106 00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:46,538 Sergeant's real brave today. 107 00:14:47,657 --> 00:14:49,057 I get any mail? 108 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,670 Sure took you a long time to sober up. 109 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,726 took me a long time to get drunk. 110 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,300 My new girl had a date with another Joe last night. 111 00:14:59,104 --> 00:15:00,704 What's the matter, losing your appeal? 112 00:15:03,555 --> 00:15:05,355 Does that look like I'm losing my appeal? 113 00:15:06,228 --> 00:15:07,628 Wow! Very tasty. 114 00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:19,994 Hello. 115 00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:21,118 Hello. 116 00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:23,813 -Is Sergeant Puccinelli in? - No, he's out. 117 00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:27,116 What did you want to see him about? 118 00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:29,414 It's of a rather personal nature. 119 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:34,719 - Would you like to leave a message. - Yes, just tell him Nelly was here. 120 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,151 I'll be back in 10 minutes. 121 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:42,494 On second thought, do you mind if I sit here and wait for a while. 122 00:15:43,556 --> 00:15:45,756 - Oh no, go right ahead. - Thanks. 123 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,368 Clark, do you have that field.... 124 00:15:52,405 --> 00:15:53,405 manual? 125 00:16:13,704 --> 00:16:15,904 I want four copies of this Clark, it is to go to the ad agent. 126 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:19,855 - But sir, I did this yesterday. - Oh you did? 127 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:20,746 Yes sir. 128 00:16:22,895 --> 00:16:25,695 So you did. Well, I want one more copy. 129 00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:27,174 Yes, sir. 130 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:33,243 You know, it takes a fantastic amound of paperwork to administer even a little tank company, such as we have here. 131 00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:35,213 Are you ready Ernie? 132 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:38,275 Not yet dear. I'll be right with you. 133 00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:41,181 I've decided we can do without another copy of this. 134 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,738 - That's our commanding officer. - Which one? 135 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,994 Who in the company is that girl married to? 136 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,641 I don't know dear . Shall we call the detectives? 137 00:16:57,493 --> 00:16:58,893 Now darling, don't get testy. 138 00:16:59,788 --> 00:17:04,088 just happen to know that she's the tidiess little girl, she works on the post, she had calcium deficiency, and... 139 00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:06,666 ...she's expecting. 140 00:17:06,754 --> 00:17:09,654 - Expecting? - Yes, and don't ask me what she's expecting. 141 00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:12,526 Where in the world did you uncover all of this, Mrs. Shelock Holmes? 142 00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:14,657 At the clinic yesterday. 143 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,933 I was there for my cold shot and one of the nurses told me about her. 144 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,404 Say, I just remembered, there's been a mix-up in the OD roster. 145 00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:25,374 - I know. - I may get it. 146 00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:29,689 No you won't. Lt. Tourrey is stuck as officer of the day. 147 00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:31,722 - Are you sure? - Yes. 148 00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:35,569 Sally Pearson told me, that the adjutant's wife told her, that the adjutant said so at noon. 149 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,750 Oh well, if Sally said so, that settles it. 150 00:17:46,296 --> 00:17:47,896 How are you getting along with Colonel Davis? 151 00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:50,939 Well, that depends. How are you getting along with Mrs. Davis? 152 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,501 That woman! She's so rank- conscience. 153 00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:57,577 How soon will you be ready to leave? 154 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,235 Why don't you go to the club and wait. I have a lot of papers to sign. 155 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,082 -Can't someone else sign those? - I'm the only one. 156 00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,137 The United States Army has high regard for my signature. 157 00:18:09,035 --> 00:18:11,435 I wish The First National Bank did. 158 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,675 Where'd you get these clothes Sergeant? 159 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:27,535 - Quarter master sir. - Why didn't you get a shipping ticket when you got the clothes? 160 00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:34,029 I don't know sir. Maybe they weren't paying attention when I drew the issue? 161 00:18:37,111 --> 00:18:38,511 Then this is stolen goods. 162 00:18:40,362 --> 00:18:41,162 No sir. 163 00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,655 I think I'll have to have a look at army regulations. 164 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,240 But Lt. Davenport, don't you trust me? 165 00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:48,321 This is no way to run a business. Carry on. 166 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,149 He's going to tell me how to run a business. 167 00:19:03,695 --> 00:19:06,095 He used to be a soda-jerk. He just ran out of soda. 168 00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:09,799 - I got to see the First Sergeant. - Hi ya kid. I see you're still wearing your old hat. 169 00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:12,222 You leave me alone. I got troubles. 170 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,852 In the army? You got troubles? 171 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800 Yeah, and I gotta see the First Sergeant right away! It's important. 172 00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:18,298 Take it easy... 173 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,300 Don't tell me how to take it. I got to get a three-day pass. 174 00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:23,634 Last guy in the army that got a three-day pass, was Sergeant York. 175 00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,734 Yeah, well I don't care. I got to see my wife. It's an emergency. 176 00:19:27,631 --> 00:19:30,031 I've had emergencies, but could I get a pass? 177 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:31,702 Bet you were never having a baby. 178 00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:35,108 Kid, I've never even had my appendics out. 179 00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,165 - Corwin! -Yes sir. 180 00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:41,629 - Did you do those penalty tours? -Yes Corporal. 181 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,250 - Did you report to the drill Sergeant? - Yes Corporal. 182 00:19:43,412 --> 00:19:44,612 - Did you report to the mess Sergeant? - Yes Corporal. 183 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:45,750 Okay. 184 00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:50,221 Boy, if I ever get overseas, the first thing I'm gonna do is surrender. 185 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:52,330 Concentration camps have got to be better than this. 186 00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:57,813 What crumby coffee. Why I wouldn't wash my...... 187 00:19:57,557 --> 00:19:58,357 Hey! It's here, the shipping order. 188 00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:01,197 -Came while you were out. -Now watch me get out of this hole. 189 00:20:01,906 --> 00:20:03,306 - Hey Serg, I wanna.... - What do you want? 190 00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:06,904 - Nothing. I just thought that maybe I.... - Get out of my way. Can't you see I'm busy? 191 00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:12,019 Captain Caldwell, I've just seen the shipping orders and I have just the man for you sir. 192 00:20:12,598 --> 00:20:13,598 Good. Who is he? 193 00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,019 Me! First Sergeant Victor Puccinelli. 194 00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:16,854 Don't be foolish Sergeant. 195 00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:21,611 This call is only for Privates and PFC's. You'd better make up your mind, you're staying here. 196 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,280 - I've seen..... - I won't argue that point. 197 00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:29,177 Now, about this shipment. We can't be expected to cripple ourselves, so..... 198 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,495 ....don't send anyone who is useful. 199 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,097 How about that kid that never doesn anything right? 200 00:20:34,498 --> 00:20:36,098 - You mean Corwin? - That's the one. 201 00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:37,771 He's right out here now sir. 202 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,620 Maybe Eisenhower can do something with him. 203 00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:42,989 Yes sir. 204 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,077 Corwin! 205 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,438 - I want to see you. - I've been wanting to see you too Vic. 206 00:20:49,663 --> 00:20:50,263 I wanted to know if.... 207 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,060 Get you hands off my desk and call me Sergeant. 208 00:20:53,124 --> 00:20:55,224 - Can't you stand up? - Yes Sergeant. 209 00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:58,397 I just wanted to know if I could get a three-day pass. 210 00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:00,736 What'd you say? 211 00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:03,349 I want to know if I can get a three- day pass? 212 00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:05,543 Did you get permission from your platoon Sergeant to come in here? 213 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:06,390 No, Sergeant, but I.... 214 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,691 How many times must I tell you that in the army you must go through channels. 215 00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:14,588 Yeah, but this is an emergency and if I go through the section leader and the platoon sergeant and you and everbody else, ... 216 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:18,050 ...my kid will be old enough to be drafted himself. 217 00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:20,175 Very funny. 218 00:21:20,816 --> 00:21:23,016 I can't be giving you a three-day pass every week. 219 00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:24,176 You just came off one. 220 00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:26,655 That's not true. I haven't been on one in a long time. 221 00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:29,426 And if my wife forgets what I look like, you'll be responsible. 222 00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:32,650 You should get that lucky. We'll see about it when the time comes. 223 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:35,621 - You heard me. - Yes Sergeant. 224 00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:38,292 - Aren't we going to rehearse our act for the show? - Oh get going. 225 00:21:40,504 --> 00:21:41,904 Wait a minute. Come here. 226 00:21:43,395 --> 00:21:44,795 How come you didn't shave today? 227 00:21:45,428 --> 00:21:48,428 I didn't know I was suppose to. I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing. 228 00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:49,904 Get out of here. 229 00:21:53,057 --> 00:21:54,657 You didn't always used to treat me like this. 230 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,613 Oh stop mumbling. 231 00:21:56,218 --> 00:21:58,618 you didn't always used to treat me like this, that's what I said, so there so. 232 00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:01,489 - Are you going to start that again? -Yes, I am. 233 00:22:01,568 --> 00:22:04,768 You're suppose to be my friend. We lived on the same block, in the same city. 234 00:22:05,528 --> 00:22:06,528 And you know what you promised my mother. 235 00:22:07,362 --> 00:22:09,362 Stop hitting my desk. And what did I promise your mother? 236 00:22:09,908 --> 00:22:11,108 That no one would harm a hair on my head. 237 00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:12,518 You mean both heads. 238 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:13,298 Ho, ho! That's rich! 239 00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,532 Oh quiet pea-head. Just cause we were friends before... 240 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,541 Friends before is right. 241 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,405 Anything to do with now . 242 00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:22,010 I have a responsibility and you're part of it. 243 00:22:22,563 --> 00:22:23,963 I'm warning you, you're driving me crazy. 244 00:22:24,351 --> 00:22:25,751 That's no drive, that's a short putt. 245 00:22:27,409 --> 00:22:29,009 Ah what do you want? Special privileges? 246 00:22:28,993 --> 00:22:31,993 No, I just want to remember you as the best man at my wedding. You're not kidding. 247 00:22:32,891 --> 00:22:35,691 We were buddies, and we wrote songs, and we dansed and we sang together. 248 00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:38,778 And you still owe me 8 dollars and 75 cents, since before the war. 249 00:22:39,377 --> 00:22:41,377 And we was friends and family. We was just like brother and sister. 250 00:22:42,156 --> 00:22:45,956 And what happens? Along comes a crumby little war and clip-clap, you turn into a Dr. Jerkyll and Mr. Clyde. 251 00:22:46,619 --> 00:22:47,819 What is it with you anyhow? 252 00:22:48,072 --> 00:22:51,072 - Okay. ..okay. .. - Okay. ..okay. ..Big man! 253 00:22:52,507 --> 00:22:54,907 Couple of stinking stripes. Big deal! 254 00:22:55,182 --> 00:22:58,182 - Go home and wash your face. - Go home and wash your face. 255 00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:02,009 Big deal. Look at him, General Delivery. 256 00:23:02,919 --> 00:23:04,119 Get out of here. 257 00:23:06,824 --> 00:23:08,424 What's the matter with Einstein? 258 00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:09,027 He thinks I bombed Pearl Harbour. 259 00:23:10,234 --> 00:23:13,034 When Edwards comes back, tell him he's being shipped out. 260 00:23:13,178 --> 00:23:14,978 - Say, there was a Nelly here looking for you. - Millie? 261 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:18,499 Wonder what she wants? Oh, what's the date? 262 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:22,150 - The 29th. - That's it! Tomorrow is the anniversary of our first alert. 263 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:24,370 Alert? This office has never been alerted. 264 00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:26,518 I know it. I just used it as a gag. 265 00:23:27,576 --> 00:23:29,576 You know the first time I saw Nelly, she looked real good to me. 266 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:31,619 -But all I got was ice-cubes. - So? 267 00:23:32,302 --> 00:23:34,502 -So I told her we were being alerted. - So? 268 00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:37,027 So she let me kiss her. 269 00:23:37,256 --> 00:23:37,856 So? 270 00:23:38,423 --> 00:23:40,623 - So, I took her out a few more times. - So? 271 00:23:40,988 --> 00:23:43,188 - So, she let me kiss her a few more times. - What's wrong with that? 272 00:23:44,463 --> 00:23:47,863 Nothing, expect one day she started to talk and I found out how dumb she was. 273 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,888 You know that dame is really 60 cents short. 274 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,671 Not only that. She got on a getting- married kick. 275 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:56,499 What is it with these dames? They all want to get married? 276 00:23:57,079 --> 00:23:58,479 I know a lot of nice people that aren't married. 277 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:00,470 Then one night I took her out.... 278 00:24:04,185 --> 00:24:08,185 Yes sir! Yes sir! Right sir! 279 00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:12,092 After you tell Edwards he's being shipped out, send him into Miller.. 280 00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:13,613 ...to have his supply record checked out. Right. 281 00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:36,599 Hello! You're that cute Corporal that was here when I came before, aren't you? 282 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,420 Yes, but the Sergeant still isn't in. 283 00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:44,292 I don't suppose you know if he's going to stay in camp tonight or tomorrow night? 284 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:49,035 - No you see, we never know when we're going to be alerted. - I know. 285 00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:52,058 Ours is not the reason why. Ours is to do or die. 286 00:24:53,344 --> 00:24:54,544 That's cute. 287 00:24:55,056 --> 00:24:57,056 Look, why don't you write him a note. 288 00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:01,338 Write him? Well, you do it. 289 00:25:02,447 --> 00:25:06,247 Just say: I'll be back at 6:45 when I get off from work. 290 00:25:07,728 --> 00:25:09,328 And put down it's important. 291 00:25:10,871 --> 00:25:13,671 And if I don't see him, there might be trouble. 292 00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:19,433 Okay. If I see him. You know, he's not the easiest guy in the world to locate. 293 00:25:20,803 --> 00:25:21,803 Don't I know it. 294 00:25:22,716 --> 00:25:27,116 Well, I have to get back to the PX. We're terribly busy today, we're closed. 295 00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:31,547 Closed for inventory. 296 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:33,818 Good-bye. 297 00:25:37,394 --> 00:25:38,794 Well, they did it again. 298 00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:40,990 The adjutant just stuck me with Officer of the Day. 299 00:25:41,381 --> 00:25:42,781 - I know. - You know? 300 00:25:43,822 --> 00:25:46,222 - Well, why didn't you tell me? - My wife just told me. 301 00:25:47,490 --> 00:25:49,490 Did she also mention when the war would be over? 302 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,067 She doesn't tell me everything she knows. 303 00:25:58,669 --> 00:26:00,869 - Clark? - It's okay. She's gone. 304 00:26:02,262 --> 00:26:03,262 What Millie have to say? 305 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,796 She left you a note. She said she'd be back 6:45. 306 00:26:07,456 --> 00:26:08,456 Come in. 307 00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:09,741 No. 308 00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:12,355 - But Sergeant! - Have you got permission to come in here? 309 00:26:13,675 --> 00:26:15,275 - No. - Well get out. 310 00:26:16,311 --> 00:26:19,111 They think all I have to do around here is hand out passes. Now, what was I talking about? 311 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,311 Nelly. She said if she doesn't see you tonight, there's going to be trouble. 312 00:26:23,097 --> 00:26:24,297 I'd better catch the first bus into town. 313 00:26:25,595 --> 00:26:29,395 - Hey Corporal. Would you know where I can... - Hey! Douse them lights. The Colonel's coming. 314 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,909 The offices too. 315 00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:41,510 Hey! Oh, I'm sorry sir, but the Colonel is coming and you know how he feels about lights burning in the daytime. 316 00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:44,341 - And you know how I feel about it. - Yes, I do sir. 317 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,712 - All clear. - Okay, turn them on. 318 00:26:57,318 --> 00:26:58,118 Hey, where's Corwin? 319 00:26:58,126 --> 00:27:01,926 He's been running in and out of here all day long, and if it keeps up, we're going to have to put in a revolving door. 320 00:27:02,694 --> 00:27:03,894 Does he got permission to skip training? 321 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,064 No and you'd better find him and we'll send him to the CO. 322 00:27:06,846 --> 00:27:07,446 Right Serg! 323 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,150 And another thing. Edwards and these guys are shipping overseas. 324 00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:12,308 Come in. 325 00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:13,379 Come in. 326 00:27:14,126 --> 00:27:17,126 - Get out of here. - Come back. 327 00:27:19,427 --> 00:27:22,527 You need to be explaining why you haven't been in no classes this afternoon. 328 00:27:22,547 --> 00:27:24,747 - I've been looking all over for you Mc Vie. - Oh, you've been looking for me huh? 329 00:27:25,364 --> 00:27:27,164 Yeah, can I have permission to see the first Sergeant? 330 00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:28,003 No! 331 00:27:28,404 --> 00:27:30,604 - But I gotta see him. - You don't gotta see nobody! 332 00:27:31,344 --> 00:27:33,744 I've got a message for the first Sergeant from battalion headquarters. 333 00:27:34,243 --> 00:27:35,643 - Why didn't you say so? - He didn't let me. 334 00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:37,413 Corwin, will you never learn? 335 00:27:37,778 --> 00:27:41,378 You know, before you take off on detail, you gotta tell your platoon Sergeant. 336 00:27:45,587 --> 00:27:46,787 All right! What's the message? 337 00:27:49,478 --> 00:27:52,678 It says you gotta report to the dispensory in the morning for a physical examination. 338 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,539 Physical!?! Let me see that. 339 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,775 My application went through. 340 00:27:57,256 --> 00:27:58,256 Serg, you need me for anything? 341 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,200 No, take two weeks off. 342 00:28:02,966 --> 00:28:06,166 Wait a minute Serg. Form 38 is filled out in case of discharge. 343 00:28:06,861 --> 00:28:08,661 - Discharge? What does that mean? - Oh he's right Sergeant. 344 00:28:09,527 --> 00:28:15,927 According to paragraph 8, article 40-100, 24 hours prior to discharge of an enlisted man, 345 00:28:16,173 --> 00:28:21,573 for reasons other than disability, he must be examined and form 38 filled out. 346 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,775 They can't do this to me. 347 00:28:24,524 --> 00:28:25,724 - Sergeant! - What? 348 00:28:25,817 --> 00:28:27,317 When you get home, will you call my mother? 349 00:28:27,608 --> 00:28:28,608 Get out of here. 350 00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:32,286 I'll refuse. I'll go in and tap his head with a 4x4. 351 00:28:33,358 --> 00:28:37,358 Captain Corwin, can you tell me about this? They want to discharge me. 352 00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:40,923 - Now Serg. - Go ahead and read it for yourself. 353 00:28:43,366 --> 00:28:45,766 Sergeant Goosenelly. Nelly will be...... 354 00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:46,966 No, no, no 355 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,617 WDA...Form 30... 356 00:28:58,342 --> 00:29:02,142 Oh calm yourself Sergeant. Your applicatioin for warrant-officer has come through. 357 00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:06,155 You're being discharged to accept the appointment as warrant-officer. 358 00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:08,099 Me an officer? Well, that's worse. 359 00:29:09,154 --> 00:29:10,954 - Sergeant. - Yes sir? 360 00:29:11,612 --> 00:29:13,812 Will you make out tomorrow's morning report and send it to battalion. 361 00:29:14,613 --> 00:29:15,613 Morning report tonight? 362 00:29:16,681 --> 00:29:18,681 Yes, from now on, they want it in the night before. 363 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,845 - It's a discharge, so I can become a warrant-officer. - Congratulations! 364 00:29:29,024 --> 00:29:30,024 Hey what's this deal about me shipping out? 365 00:29:30,705 --> 00:29:33,105 It's no deal. You're just on a movement. You'll be leaving in a couple of days. 366 00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,911 Look Serg. How about crossing my name off that list? 367 00:29:37,245 --> 00:29:39,045 You know, I've got a new girl in town and we're pretty serious. 368 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,580 - That's very touching. - Listen, I've got to see my girl. 369 00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:44,043 I've seen the girls you go with. You'll do better where you are going. 370 00:29:44,814 --> 00:29:46,414 Yeah? Well, I've seen your type too. 371 00:29:47,164 --> 00:29:48,764 Well, why don't you drop down to Realdo theater sometime? 372 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,322 - Renaldo? - Yeah, the new red-headed usher. 373 00:29:51,395 --> 00:29:52,995 - Helen? - Yeah, that's right. 374 00:29:53,045 --> 00:29:54,245 Well I'm a dirty, low-down, no- good.... 375 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:56,625 You win that argument. Go ahead, start another one. 376 00:29:57,418 --> 00:29:58,818 You're cutting in on me. I go with Helen. 377 00:29:59,348 --> 00:30:01,948 -You went with Helen. - Now I see why I'm on shipment. 378 00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:03,877 You're pulling your rank on me. 379 00:30:04,298 --> 00:30:07,098 Don't do it Serg. 96 article of war . Sock him and the Captain will bust you. 380 00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:10,973 Put this on the bulletin board. 381 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,320 Sgt. Puccinilli, Millie will be here at 6:45. There may be a problem. 382 00:30:20,506 --> 00:30:23,506 You can take off wise guy and start packing. I've got work to do. 383 00:30:24,981 --> 00:30:26,381 - This ain't no poolroom. - No? 384 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,940 - I could have sworn I just saw an eightball. - Get out of here. 385 00:31:02,347 --> 00:31:04,547 - And what do you think you're doing? - I'm singing. 386 00:31:04,726 --> 00:31:05,926 You call that singing? 387 00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:08,712 - Didn't you like it a little? - I didn't even like it a lot. 388 00:31:09,716 --> 00:31:11,116 You have to admit, my voice is different. 389 00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:13,192 Come on Serg, let's hear you sing it. 390 00:31:13,661 --> 00:31:15,861 I can't. I've got some work to do and besides, I've got a date in town. 391 00:31:16,933 --> 00:31:19,133 Come on Sergeant! 392 00:31:19,186 --> 00:31:20,186 Okay. One chord. 393 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,670 All right boys. Let's get going. Come on. 394 00:33:35,293 --> 00:33:37,293 - How long before Miller gets here? - About 20 minutes. 395 00:33:37,742 --> 00:33:40,742 I'd like to find the joker that spread the rumor around that I'm already a warrant-officer. 396 00:33:41,592 --> 00:33:42,192 Why? 397 00:33:42,193 --> 00:33:45,093 Every time I walk into the barracks some nitwick shout Attention! 398 00:33:56,005 --> 00:33:59,005 Okay you lucky people. You can get ready and go to town now . I'm ready to take over. 399 00:33:59,565 --> 00:34:01,165 Take that junk into the Captain's office. 400 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,800 And take that with you! 401 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,800 Hey Corwin, give me a hand will you? 402 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Well I guess that wraps things up Clark. Go on, get home to the little woman. 403 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,600 Thanks Serg! See you in the morning. 404 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,200 I'll be back in a minute. Hey Corwin. Don't forget you have to polish up outside too. 405 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,000 Hey Shawnessay. Some dame might drop in here asking for me, so tell her I'm out running the obstacle course. 406 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,000 Okay. 407 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,900 You know Shawnessay, I kind of wish Mc Vie would cut this throat. 408 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,800 How could he blow his whistle? 409 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,900 You know, some people say when you get in the army, you get used to it. 410 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000 But they don't say how long it takes, and I ain't getting any younger. 411 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,200 - You know something Corwin? - Hey Corporal! 412 00:34:53,693 --> 00:34:55,293 I guess I'll get me a couple of beers... 413 00:34:55,562 --> 00:34:57,362 - So, going to wet your whistle eh? - You bet. 414 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,400 Come on, let's be hurrying. 415 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:09,723 Hey, there's something you missed. 416 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:14,301 Let's be getting on the ball. 417 00:35:16,312 --> 00:35:17,512 Yeah, but nobody can see up there Sergeant. 418 00:35:17,931 --> 00:35:19,131 That don't make no difference! 419 00:35:20,781 --> 00:35:22,581 It's awful sloppy around here. 420 00:35:25,451 --> 00:35:26,251 You gotta be neat. 421 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:28,780 You gotta be tidy. 422 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,480 Cause if we ain't, somebody's gonna get it. 423 00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:37,398 This army ain't just a place to have fun you know. 424 00:35:39,058 --> 00:35:42,058 Well, if anybody asks for me, I'm painting the town. 425 00:35:43,739 --> 00:35:47,339 And when I'm painting the town.. 426 00:35:49,895 --> 00:35:51,295 ..I'm painting the town. 427 00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:53,777 Big man. 428 00:35:58,191 --> 00:35:59,591 Gotta be neat. 429 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,184 Gotta be tidy. 430 00:36:08,452 --> 00:36:10,252 Here's something you missed. 431 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:13,933 Let's be getting on the ball. 432 00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:16,951 Yeah, but Sergeant, nobody can see tthat. 433 00:36:17,066 --> 00:36:18,666 That don't make no difference! 434 00:36:22,605 --> 00:36:26,405 If anybody asks for me, I'll be out painting the town. 435 00:36:30,387 --> 00:36:31,987 And when I paint the town... 436 00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:35,866 ...I'm painting the town. 437 00:36:36,173 --> 00:36:37,173 Take it easy son. 438 00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:40,542 Why does that Mc Vie have to be in the army? Why couldn't he be in the navy? 439 00:36:41,525 --> 00:36:43,325 I can't sleep in the afternoon on account of that guy. 440 00:36:43,408 --> 00:36:44,808 Why don't you take a poke at him? 441 00:36:45,601 --> 00:36:47,001 Me take a poke at Sergeant Mc Vie? 442 00:36:47,262 --> 00:36:47,662 You know what they'd do to me? 443 00:36:47,742 --> 00:36:50,942 What can they do to you? There's nothing lower than what you are now. 444 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:53,467 Look, in the regualtions, it says that you can challenge anybody in the army. 445 00:36:54,363 --> 00:36:56,963 If you think they're taking advantage of you, ask them to put the gloves on with you. 446 00:36:58,244 --> 00:37:00,244 You mean I could sock Sergeant Mc Vie in the nose and nobody would say nothing? 447 00:37:00,921 --> 00:37:02,121 Suuuure. 448 00:37:02,985 --> 00:37:04,585 - What if he hit me first? - But you don't let him. 449 00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,601 You see it's a matter of science lad. Come here, I'll show you. 450 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,920 Strike a pose. 451 00:37:13,713 --> 00:37:15,313 See first you gotta take a style. 452 00:37:16,717 --> 00:37:17,917 John L. Sullivan. 453 00:37:19,732 --> 00:37:20,732 No, that's not for you. 454 00:37:21,994 --> 00:37:23,394 Wait a minute. The Jack Dempsey crouch. 455 00:37:25,552 --> 00:37:27,352 That's better. You're a killer! 456 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:30,555 Get low! Lower , lower. 457 00:37:36,158 --> 00:37:37,558 Hey I got it. Come here. 458 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,723 Toni Cassaneri. That's it. 459 00:37:42,508 --> 00:37:43,908 He was a ballet dancer. 460 00:38:02,290 --> 00:38:04,790 Oh no. Look, you gotta have rhythm. Watch. 461 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,680 Corwin. Come here. 462 00:38:32,127 --> 00:38:33,527 - What are you doing? - I'm training. 463 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:34,748 For what? 464 00:38:34,788 --> 00:38:36,788 - I'm going to put the gloves on with Sergeant Mc Vie. - Mc Vie? 465 00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:39,054 Yeah, I'm going to jab his head off. 466 00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:40,059 Where do you want the body sent? 467 00:38:41,122 --> 00:38:43,522 - Send it to Mc Vie's parents. -Your body! 468 00:38:44,009 --> 00:38:45,609 Go on, get in and finish the rest of your work. 469 00:38:51,935 --> 00:38:53,335 - Vic. - No! 470 00:38:54,702 --> 00:38:55,902 Can't I just talk to you for a minute? 471 00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:57,305 All right. What do you want now? 472 00:38:57,884 --> 00:39:00,084 - Remember that song we wrote together? - Yeah, what about it? 473 00:39:00,668 --> 00:39:02,368 Well, we got a telegram fromt he music publisher and he... 474 00:39:03,031 --> 00:39:05,031 ..wants us to put the song on a record and send it to him right away. 475 00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:06,701 Go ahead and make a record of it. 476 00:39:07,227 --> 00:39:08,027 No, I want you should record it. 477 00:39:08,522 --> 00:39:09,722 Get Bing Crosby. 478 00:39:11,126 --> 00:39:11,926 I like you better. 479 00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:14,721 Oh you don't have to fight Mc Vie. You're punchy already. 480 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,927 Why? Just cause I like you better? 481 00:39:18,104 --> 00:39:20,104 At least you could do, is show a little consideration for me. 482 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,720 Sure, I know you're a sergeant and I'm only a private. 483 00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:25,608 At least you could do, is be a little friendly. 484 00:39:26,025 --> 00:39:28,025 All right. I love you, I'm your friend. What do you want me to do? 485 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:31,859 If you never ever give me a pass again, I don't care. Just take this song into town tonight. 486 00:39:32,463 --> 00:39:34,063 You know that place where you put a quarter in the machine... 487 00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:36,993 ...instead of writing home to your mother, you send your voice on a record. 488 00:39:43,566 --> 00:39:45,566 - Here's a quarter. - But I got a date. 489 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,670 So what? Take your date to the recording booth with you. 490 00:39:48,896 --> 00:39:51,296 Might be a little warm, might be a little fun. 491 00:39:52,039 --> 00:39:53,039 All right. I'll record it. 492 00:39:54,188 --> 00:39:55,588 Millie! 493 00:39:57,511 --> 00:39:58,511 I'll be seeing you. 494 00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,002 Come in. 495 00:40:04,434 --> 00:40:05,234 Oh hello. 496 00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:08,304 Hello. Is Sergeant Puccinelli in? 497 00:40:08,895 --> 00:40:12,695 - Oh no, he out on a bizzwhack. - Oh that's a shame. How'd it happen? 498 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,221 Say, haven't I seen you someplace before? 499 00:40:17,445 --> 00:40:22,445 You might have seen me at the PX. Number 10. I used to sell beer. 500 00:40:23,036 --> 00:40:25,236 But I asked to be transfered to the candy counter. 501 00:40:26,143 --> 00:40:27,343 What happened? Did you get hungry? 502 00:40:27,586 --> 00:40:29,186 - Good-evening Corporal. - Oh hi. 503 00:40:29,768 --> 00:40:30,768 Aren't you going to introduce us? 504 00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:34,670 Private Edwards meet a friend. Friend, meet Private Edwards. 505 00:40:35,216 --> 00:40:36,016 Your name's Millie, isn't it? 506 00:40:36,547 --> 00:40:38,347 Millie doesn't look it, but she just switched from beer to candy. 507 00:40:39,329 --> 00:40:41,129 Would you like to take your break now Corporal? 508 00:40:42,057 --> 00:40:43,057 Definetly. 509 00:40:44,034 --> 00:40:44,834 Glad to have met you. 510 00:40:45,425 --> 00:40:47,625 Oh thank-you. If you want anything, just ring for the bellboy. 511 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,680 He's nice, isn't he? 512 00:40:51,734 --> 00:40:56,334 - Do you think Cutie will be here tonight? - Cutie? Do you mean Puccinelli?` 513 00:40:57,782 --> 00:40:59,782 No, I don't think he can make it. 514 00:41:00,204 --> 00:41:03,004 But anything you want to tell him, why you can tell me. 515 00:41:05,762 --> 00:41:09,762 What's your name? The charge of quarters was so crazy when he introduced us... 516 00:41:10,703 --> 00:41:13,703 ..is all that I remember is that you're a friend of his. 517 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,519 U.S. That's cute. Monogrammed blankets. 518 00:41:22,712 --> 00:41:25,312 My name is Caldwell. Private Ernie Caldwell. 519 00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:28,587 I was just thinking that if you're not doing anything tomorrow night.. 520 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:29,820 Oh tomorrow night. 521 00:41:31,613 --> 00:41:32,213 Hello. 522 00:41:33,731 --> 00:41:35,731 Don't you know enough to knock before you come into a room? 523 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:39,710 Gee whis. I was just down at the PX and I thought that Corporal Shawnessay would like some ice- cream. 524 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,806 Set it on the desk. I'll see that he gets it. 525 00:41:48,782 --> 00:41:49,982 The spoon's inside. 526 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:02,386 We'll keep this between the two of us. 527 00:42:03,575 --> 00:42:05,175 You don't got to worry about me. I'm no snitcher. 528 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,560 Got a cigarette? 529 00:42:38,061 --> 00:42:39,861 Corporal I've got to get into town right away. Can I get a pass? 530 00:42:40,459 --> 00:42:41,259 Are you nuts? You're restricted. 531 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,595 But the fellas forgot the music. I've got to have a pass. 532 00:42:43,779 --> 00:42:44,579 Nothing doing. 533 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:45,940 Corporal it's a matter of life and death. 534 00:42:46,218 --> 00:42:47,418 Nothing doing. 535 00:44:32,968 --> 00:44:35,768 Can you sing Melancholy Baby? 536 00:44:36,384 --> 00:44:38,784 - No! - That's okay, I'm glad. 537 00:44:39,504 --> 00:44:41,704 I hate that Melancholy Baby. 538 00:45:04,272 --> 00:45:05,872 I beg your pardon, did you see.. 539 00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:09,484 I beg your pardon. Oh never mind. 540 00:45:13,484 --> 00:45:17,484 Hey Charlie. What was that? 541 00:45:18,104 --> 00:45:19,304 I don't know Serg. 542 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:21,512 Excuse me.. 543 00:45:23,229 --> 00:45:24,829 I beg your pardon. 544 00:45:26,671 --> 00:45:28,071 Did you see what I saw? 545 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:48,686 Here's a light. 546 00:45:49,672 --> 00:45:50,872 What'll you have? 547 00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:52,847 Creme d'cassise. 548 00:45:53,901 --> 00:45:56,101 Creme d'cassise? 549 00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:27,948 Excuse me little lady. How about a little drink? Please! 550 00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:34,233 -Hey, can you sing Melancholy Baby? - Bartender! 551 00:46:34,941 --> 00:46:36,141 All right Romeo. 552 00:46:36,737 --> 00:46:39,937 I'm just buying a little drink for Melancholy Baby. 553 00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:42,099 You've had enough Serg. 554 00:46:43,838 --> 00:46:47,838 I ain't going to stop drinking, until she starts looking good to me. 555 00:46:57,219 --> 00:47:01,019 You're the first dame I ever met.. 556 00:47:01,195 --> 00:47:04,195 ..who didn't remind of any other dame I ever met. 557 00:47:06,325 --> 00:47:07,325 Bartender, How much do I owe you? 558 00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,408 A half a buck. 559 00:47:15,889 --> 00:47:17,889 - Thank-you. - Thank-you! You've been very nice. 560 00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:21,302 -What were you saying? - How about singing a little song? 561 00:47:23,031 --> 00:47:25,231 A little song for soldier? Would you like ah... 562 00:47:25,687 --> 00:47:27,687 good-night song? Or a... 563 00:47:28,998 --> 00:47:31,798 ...children's song? Or a 564 00:47:33,301 --> 00:47:35,501 ..foolish song? 565 00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:39,292 Oh I'm awfully sorry. 566 00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:45,528 - Will you play this please? - Oh sure. 567 00:49:52,883 --> 00:49:55,683 -It's me Alvin. - Alvin? What on earth are you doing in that outfit? Are you nuts? 568 00:49:56,982 --> 00:49:59,582 - Me nuts? - You guys ran off and forgot the music. 569 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,222 What if you get caught? 570 00:50:00,614 --> 00:50:03,814 Never mind. Get Puc in that recording booth. We got to have those records the first thing in the morning. 571 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:05,366 He's over there. 572 00:50:09,126 --> 00:50:11,126 - Now as I was saying. - Yes Vic? 573 00:50:11,910 --> 00:50:15,910 Helen, you look so wonderful tonight. Could I interest you in a slightly used kiss? 574 00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:19,276 Now what do you guys want? 575 00:50:19,715 --> 00:50:21,115 We had to go back to camp. We forgot the music. 576 00:50:21,617 --> 00:50:23,417 Well don't bother me. Give it to Sam at the piano. 577 00:50:24,256 --> 00:50:25,256 Okay Serg. 578 00:50:30,147 --> 00:50:33,147 - What's the matter Vic? - Oh nothing. Just one of those things. 579 00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:34,925 Come on. What is it? 580 00:50:35,715 --> 00:50:37,315 - I didn't want to tell you... - But what? 581 00:50:38,631 --> 00:50:40,231 - We're being alerted. -Alerted? 582 00:50:41,986 --> 00:50:43,186 But Vic. 583 00:50:43,987 --> 00:50:45,587 Well what am I going to do when you're gone? 584 00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:47,952 Why Helen, are you going to miss me that much? 585 00:50:48,669 --> 00:50:50,069 Sure Vic. 586 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:53,767 This might sound a little hokey, but I wrote a song.... 587 00:50:54,503 --> 00:50:56,503 ..and I would like to make a record of it, just for you. 588 00:50:57,709 --> 00:50:59,709 Oh Vic. That's nice. 589 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,520 Would you mind stepping into the booth while I record it? 590 00:51:03,205 --> 00:51:04,405 I'd love to. 591 00:53:45,042 --> 00:53:48,442 All right Corwin. What are you doing? Are you going to make this your life's work? 592 00:53:48,771 --> 00:53:51,571 What do you want from me? Why don't you worry about what you are doing and I'll worry about what I'm doing... 593 00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:56,464 I never made this stuff before in my life. When those guys are ready, I'll give it my all. 594 00:53:57,144 --> 00:54:00,344 Worry about what your doing, I'll worry about what I'm doing, I've never done anything like this before in my life. 595 00:54:01,373 --> 00:54:02,773 Who are you? 596 00:54:13,144 --> 00:54:17,144 Good boy Corwin, good boy. Now let's got down to the dispensary.t. 597 00:54:17,953 --> 00:54:18,753 The what, the where? 598 00:54:19,012 --> 00:54:22,612 The little old dispensary. We're going to take the little old arm, and we're going to roll up the little old sleeve... 599 00:54:23,384 --> 00:54:25,984 then we'll get the little old needle and give you a little old shot... 600 00:54:27,007 --> 00:54:28,807 and it aint' going to hurt a little old bit. Come on. 601 00:54:28,991 --> 00:54:31,791 - You sure it ain't going to hurt? - No it won't hurt you a bit. Come on. 602 00:54:32,949 --> 00:54:34,149 Good boy, go ahead. 603 00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:40,151 Believe me, you won't even feel the little old needle. 604 00:54:40,831 --> 00:54:42,031 I won't feel the little old needle? 605 00:54:42,556 --> 00:54:45,156 - Noooo, won't even hurt you a little bit? - Won't even hurt me a little bit? 606 00:54:46,137 --> 00:54:46,737 Noooo. 607 00:54:47,179 --> 00:54:49,579 - Is it a square needle? - Round needle. 608 00:54:49,582 --> 00:54:50,582 Next. 609 00:55:11,751 --> 00:55:12,751 Corwin! 610 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:16,825 Now just relax. 611 00:55:20,218 --> 00:55:21,418 Roll up your sleeve. 612 00:55:21,441 --> 00:55:23,341 Think of something pleasant. 613 00:55:24,565 --> 00:55:26,265 You're eating ice-cream. 614 00:55:26,094 --> 00:55:28,494 You're dancing with a beautiful, beautiful girl. 615 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,193 You're sleeping in a white dreamy bed. 616 00:55:38,802 --> 00:55:39,802 I didn't bet to the last part. 617 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:44,068 Now that didn't hurt a bit, did it? How do you feel? 618 00:55:44,858 --> 00:55:47,658 Feel good? Okay. Come on, let's go. 619 00:55:50,699 --> 00:55:52,099 Corwin! 620 00:55:54,590 --> 00:55:55,590 Come in. 621 00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:09,001 - Does this finish up your maleria shots? - Yes Corporal. 622 00:56:09,619 --> 00:56:12,419 - And me too. - Here take this note into the mess sergeant. 623 00:56:14,031 --> 00:56:14,631 How do you feel? 624 00:56:19,352 --> 00:56:21,352 - You said it wouldn't hurt me. - You'll live. 625 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,440 That's what I'm afraid of. 626 00:56:25,899 --> 00:56:27,099 - Good-morning Corporal. - Good-morning Captain. 627 00:56:28,531 --> 00:56:29,731 As you were. 628 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:36,470 Puccinelli, I talked to Colonel Davies and he is going to put you on that overseas movement. 629 00:56:37,075 --> 00:56:38,075 That's swell Captain. 630 00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:40,761 Coporal Clark tell you about the army woman that was in army room yesterday? 631 00:56:42,302 --> 00:56:42,902 Yes sir. 632 00:56:43,012 --> 00:56:45,612 She's having trouble locating some man in the company. 633 00:56:46,584 --> 00:56:47,984 And I want you to find the man. 634 00:56:48,311 --> 00:56:50,311 Yes sir. I'll try, but it won't be easy. 635 00:56:50,899 --> 00:56:52,499 She could make things nasty, if she got to the Colonel. 636 00:56:53,629 --> 00:56:55,829 - Will you take care of it? - I'll do my best sir. 637 00:56:56,165 --> 00:56:58,965 Good! As soon as you find the man, I want to see him. 638 00:56:59,672 --> 00:57:00,472 Yes sir. 639 00:57:03,183 --> 00:57:06,183 How do you like that? Now I'm in charge of domestic relations. 640 00:57:06,216 --> 00:57:09,016 Even that little old alert gag I pulled on Millie just to kiss her a few times... 641 00:57:10,956 --> 00:57:12,956 Hey douse them lights. The Colonel is coming by. 642 00:57:25,453 --> 00:57:29,053 Sarg Puccinelli, I'd like to see your copy of the master training schedule 643 00:57:30,728 --> 00:57:33,528 It's supposed to be posted on the bulletin board Yes Sir 644 00:57:34,427 --> 00:57:37,227 Clark, show the Colonel how we posted the schedule 645 00:57:43,385 --> 00:57:44,985 - It's here sir. - I can't see it. 646 00:57:46,453 --> 00:57:48,053 It's, it's......I'm sure I put it here 647 00:57:48,366 --> 00:57:49,766 Well it doesn't seem to be here now. 648 00:57:50,995 --> 00:57:52,595 I think it's in the other room Colonel. 649 00:57:56,214 --> 00:57:57,814 - What was that? - I think it's in the other room. 650 00:57:59,172 --> 00:57:59,972 Colonel. 651 00:58:21,746 --> 00:58:23,346 -Good-morning Colonel. - Good-morning Caldwell 652 00:58:24,112 --> 00:58:26,112 We can't seem to find a copy of that master training schedule. 653 00:58:26,456 --> 00:58:28,256 It should be posted in every orderly room. 654 00:58:29,364 --> 00:58:30,764 It's probably there sir. 655 00:58:31,854 --> 00:58:34,554 - No it isn't on that board. - I can't understand why it isn't up. 656 00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:42,644 Here it is. 657 00:58:47,914 --> 00:58:49,714 I hope it looks better than your orderly room. 658 00:58:51,482 --> 00:58:53,082 Sergeant Puccinelli. 659 00:58:59,794 --> 00:59:00,994 Open that door! 660 00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:31,220 I hope someday to see a copy of that master training schedule. 661 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,120 We found it sir. It was posted under SOP. 662 00:59:36,692 --> 00:59:38,892 Ah yes. Well no wonder I didn't see it. It's too dark in here. 663 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:43,379 Turn on those lights. 664 00:59:53,225 --> 00:59:54,225 Here's the envelope from ltalian. 665 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,092 - So you're really going to ship me out? - That's right. 666 00:59:58,739 --> 01:00:02,139 Well "Cutie". I had a nice little talk last night with Millie and... 667 01:00:02,848 --> 01:00:03,448 And? 668 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,700 And I'll give you the rest of the day to get my name off that list. 669 01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,846 Don't threaten me. Out! 670 01:00:11,065 --> 01:00:11,865 Wait a minute. 671 01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,380 It's a pleasure. 672 01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:15,592 Here's a telegram for Corwin. Give it to him in the messhall. 673 01:00:17,626 --> 01:00:18,626 Sergeant Puccinelli. 674 01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:20,725 Colonel Davies is going to inspect the supply room. 675 01:00:21,623 --> 01:00:23,423 -And following that, the messhall. -Yes sir. 676 01:00:25,768 --> 01:00:27,168 - Miller! - Yeah? 677 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,325 - The Colonel is going to inspect in a minute. - Oh no Serg! 678 01:00:31,245 --> 01:00:32,245 Ditch this for me. 679 01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,864 Where am I going to hide this? A long one for Louie. 680 01:00:37,347 --> 01:00:40,547 It's all right. We're part of the charges. 681 01:00:41,998 --> 01:00:43,798 Captain, what's gotten into this company? 682 01:00:44,494 --> 01:00:46,894 - Well a few things have gone wrong sir. -A few things? 683 01:00:47,559 --> 01:00:48,959 Captain I have never.... 684 01:00:52,695 --> 01:00:55,095 - What was that? - Sounds like the messhall. 685 01:00:55,395 --> 01:00:56,195 Messhall? 686 01:00:58,347 --> 01:01:00,947 - Signal's over. - What's the meaning of this? 687 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:05,833 Sergeant Puccinelli, what's going on here? 688 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:10,432 What's that whistle? Is there a fire? What is it? 689 01:01:11,385 --> 01:01:13,985 It's a baby. Vic look! It's a little baby! 690 01:01:14,843 --> 01:01:17,543 Look when we first married, we didn't think we'd have any, then... 691 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:21,050 we got a little....COLONEL! 692 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,720 Colonel said this is the most outrageous company he's ever seen. 693 01:01:27,591 --> 01:01:28,991 He's cancelled you off that shipping order. 694 01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,340 - You mean I can't go overseas? - That's right. 695 01:01:32,417 --> 01:01:33,817 Here it is in writing. 696 01:01:38,831 --> 01:01:40,631 I'm sorry sir. Yes sir. 697 01:01:43,711 --> 01:01:44,711 How do you like that? 698 01:01:45,554 --> 01:01:49,454 7 09. Five years in this man's army. Five years and the day before I go on shipping... 699 01:01:49,724 --> 01:01:51,124 I get caught in this filthy machinary. 700 01:01:53,075 --> 01:01:55,675 What's the first class this afternoon? Calisthenics. 701 01:01:55,858 --> 01:01:58,958 Of fine, that's all I need. There's got to be an easier way to make a living. 702 01:02:07,399 --> 01:02:10,199 I'm afraid this little number will keep us busy for a week. 703 01:02:10,637 --> 01:02:12,637 - Oh good-afternoon Mrs. Caldwell. - Good-afternoon. 704 01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:15,078 How soon will you be ready? 705 01:02:15,149 --> 01:02:17,749 Well, well, well. All dressed up to go places, I see. 706 01:02:18,670 --> 01:02:21,670 I'm afraid for once in my life, I have a surprise for you. 707 01:02:22,755 --> 01:02:23,755 Really? 708 01:02:24,018 --> 01:02:26,018 It seems without consulting you.. 709 01:02:26,305 --> 01:02:30,305 the Colonel has given B-company officers a special problem which will undoubtly take all night to do. 710 01:02:31,709 --> 01:02:32,309 What kind of problem? 711 01:02:33,789 --> 01:02:37,189 We have to identify a number of South Pacific islands by their topography. 712 01:02:39,057 --> 01:02:41,057 - Sally said you wouldn't get that till tomorrow. 713 01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:44,658 Then you must have done something to anger Sally, because she gave it to us today. 714 01:02:45,737 --> 01:02:46,937 Well I'll tell her a thing or two.. 715 01:02:47,819 --> 01:02:49,219 I might have come out without the answers. 716 01:02:51,342 --> 01:02:52,942 The answers? 717 01:02:53,505 --> 01:02:54,705 I've got them right here, some place. 718 01:02:58,093 --> 01:02:59,493 Here you are. 719 01:03:02,444 --> 01:03:05,444 Munich, Straussberg, these aren't the answers. 720 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:07,158 Oh, that's C-company. 721 01:03:08,905 --> 01:03:10,105 Here's yours. 722 01:03:12,684 --> 01:03:15,284 Ero, colsoe, Dagora...... 723 01:03:17,457 --> 01:03:19,057 If I thought there was another woman like Dorthy on this earth... 724 01:03:19,945 --> 01:03:22,945 ..I'd tell you to get married at once. 725 01:03:23,221 --> 01:03:24,821 I'm certainly glad you appreciate me. 726 01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:30,477 Well, I've got a few things to pick up at the PX. And I'll be back to pick you up in exactly 20 minutes. 727 01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:38,045 I'd better give this to Captain Conner in C-company. 728 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,083 At ease men. 729 01:03:45,569 --> 01:03:49,369 - That Mc Vie. He wants another good-conduct ribbon. - How does he lose so many? 730 01:03:48,633 --> 01:03:51,433 I don't know . He gets plastered and deal them out like fraternity pins. 731 01:03:52,983 --> 01:03:55,383 Hey, the Colonel is checking calisthenics. 732 01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,805 - I beg your pardon sir. - Yes, what is it? 733 01:04:04,387 --> 01:04:05,987 Colonel is checking orderly rooms... 734 01:04:20,872 --> 01:04:22,872 - Sergeant Miller on duty sir. - Where is Segeant Puccinelli? 735 01:04:23,331 --> 01:04:25,931 With the company, taking calisthenics sir. Shall I get him for you sir? 736 01:04:26,721 --> 01:04:27,721 No. 737 01:04:28,387 --> 01:04:30,187 No, the exercise will be good for him. 738 01:04:30,581 --> 01:04:30,981 Yes sir. 739 01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:32,383 - Miller. .. - Yes sir? 740 01:04:32,929 --> 01:04:36,729 At ease. What's the name of that Sergeant, the one with the whistle? 741 01:04:37,839 --> 01:04:38,639 Oh you mean Mc Vie sir. 742 01:04:40,058 --> 01:04:45,258 I want you to find Mc Vie immediately. Tell him to get this entire outfit on the obstacle course in 10 minutes. Understand? 743 01:04:46,526 --> 01:04:47,526 Yes sir! 744 01:05:08,586 --> 01:05:09,786 Hey Corwin. 745 01:05:22,345 --> 01:05:24,345 Come on let's go. Head's down. 746 01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:28,721 Come on you guys, keep it moving. I want to hear them helmets. Keep moving. 747 01:05:48,099 --> 01:05:51,899 All right, come on. Come out fresh, keep moving. 748 01:05:56,277 --> 01:06:00,077 Hey Corwin, come out. You're beginning to fall back. Let's get out of there. 749 01:06:05,519 --> 01:06:06,919 All right come on, keep crawling. 750 01:06:08,528 --> 01:06:11,128 All right let's go. Stay with it. 751 01:06:12,068 --> 01:06:15,068 Come on let's go. You're holding it up there. 752 01:06:19,936 --> 01:06:22,936 Come on Corwin, let's go. You're holding up the detail. All the guys are waiting. 753 01:06:24,392 --> 01:06:25,792 On this side Corwin, are you crazy? 754 01:06:26,824 --> 01:06:28,424 On this side! Stay here now! 755 01:06:30,207 --> 01:06:31,407 Come on, you can do it. 756 01:06:37,617 --> 01:06:39,017 Taken like a bird. 757 01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:51,284 Corwin! 758 01:06:52,151 --> 01:06:54,351 - Yes Serg? - You've got to stop this clowning. 759 01:07:04,886 --> 01:07:06,486 All right you guys, keep it low. 760 01:07:18,497 --> 01:07:19,497 Corwin! 761 01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,827 What happened to Corwin? 762 01:07:25,948 --> 01:07:27,148 Corwin! 763 01:07:40,868 --> 01:07:44,268 Okay, let's go. You're holding it up. Look alive there. 764 01:07:48,042 --> 01:07:50,442 All right you guys. Come on now, come on. 765 01:08:02,372 --> 01:08:06,372 Keep moving. What are you doing up there? Mailing letters? 766 01:08:10,254 --> 01:08:12,054 Corwin... 767 01:08:13,944 --> 01:08:15,944 Hey Corwin you all right? 768 01:08:17,069 --> 01:08:18,869 Water! Get some water! Hurry up! 769 01:08:19,607 --> 01:08:20,807 Here you are Serg. What do I do with it? 770 01:08:21,370 --> 01:08:22,370 Let him have it. 771 01:08:32,230 --> 01:08:33,430 Wait a second. Now take it easy. 772 01:08:34,886 --> 01:08:36,286 Come on. You all right Corwin? 773 01:10:31,983 --> 01:10:34,583 Well I'm glad to see that they finally fixed that soft drink machine. 774 01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:38,331 Well, I think I'll go in there and take care of that supply sergeant now. 775 01:10:40,123 --> 01:10:44,123 You know, he turns the same articles in for salvage over and over again. 776 01:10:45,810 --> 01:10:48,010 You'd think he was going to open up and army and navy store. 777 01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:53,790 As you were. 778 01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:56,350 -Sergeant Miller? - Yes Sergeant? 779 01:10:59,084 --> 01:11:01,084 - Hey where's Sergeant Puccinelli? - I don't know. 780 01:11:02,308 --> 01:11:03,308 Boy he's sure in trouble again. 781 01:11:04,114 --> 01:11:06,714 The Colonel's after him, the Captain's after him and Millie's after him. 782 01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:09,625 I wouldn't trade places with him with 14 points. 783 01:11:21,256 --> 01:11:24,256 I see that you took care of that supply situation to your satisfation. 784 01:11:26,445 --> 01:11:27,245 Yes sir! 785 01:11:28,077 --> 01:11:30,077 I don't think we'll have anymore trouble with Sergeant Miller. 786 01:11:48,603 --> 01:11:52,303 Boy that was close! The Colonel almost had me that time. 787 01:11:53,078 --> 01:11:55,678 - Got a cigarette. - Yeah, sure Serg. Here, roll your own. 788 01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:57,479 That'll be all Sergeant Miller. 789 01:12:02,497 --> 01:12:04,097 What's Miller featuring today? 790 01:12:18,006 --> 01:12:19,206 - 40. medium? - Yep. 791 01:12:30,445 --> 01:12:31,045 Yes sir? 792 01:12:31,137 --> 01:12:33,637 Have you made any progress finding out about that girl? 793 01:12:35,869 --> 01:12:38,669 - What girl? - The one who was in the orderly room yesterday. 794 01:12:39,148 --> 01:12:40,948 Oh yes sir. I have a hunch sir. 795 01:12:42,219 --> 01:12:43,619 I want to see that man as soon as possible. 796 01:12:44,467 --> 01:12:45,467 Yes sir. 797 01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:54,590 - Hey where's Corwin? - He's in the rec hall rehearsing. 798 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:57,120 Rehearsing for what? How to become a mental case? 799 01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:23,156 - Okay, come on, let's go. - Where? 800 01:14:23,374 --> 01:14:25,774 - To see Captain Caldwell. - What'd I do now? 801 01:14:26,098 --> 01:14:29,298 - You'll find out and I'm delivering you C.O.D. - What about the number? 802 01:14:30,203 --> 01:14:32,003 - What number? - You promised Pokey you'd do it. 803 01:14:32,711 --> 01:14:34,111 Well tell him to get with it, but hurry up. 804 01:14:36,301 --> 01:14:37,101 All right, go ahead, ask him. 805 01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:40,239 But watch how you ask him. In a nice way. Use a little diplomacy. 806 01:14:40,547 --> 01:14:43,147 You say: Pokey, will you play a song for Vic and I, we're going to dance. 807 01:14:43,814 --> 01:14:48,214 Cause you and me Alvin. We're going to be together a long, long time. You and me, we're friends right? 808 01:14:48,490 --> 01:14:52,290 So go ahead and ask Pokey. So go ahead and ask him and I'll wait too. Go ahead. 809 01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:56,638 You say: Pokey, play some music for Vic and I. Go ahead. What are you waiting for? 810 01:14:57,099 --> 01:14:58,099 Okay!! 811 01:14:59,483 --> 01:15:00,883 I forgot what I was going to ask him now. 812 01:15:02,510 --> 01:15:06,310 Oh yeah! Pokey, will you play this dance song so that Vic and I can do this together? 813 01:15:06,876 --> 01:15:08,276 - Sure. - Thanks a heap. 814 01:15:10,990 --> 01:15:12,990 -Old song and dance? -Old song and dance? 815 01:16:13,475 --> 01:16:15,075 No, the whole band, they should play it together. 816 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:22,143 What are you waiting for? 817 01:16:22,170 --> 01:16:24,170 Look buster, I don't do it unless the Sergeant tells me. 818 01:16:26,653 --> 01:16:27,453 Okay folks. 819 01:16:51,211 --> 01:16:52,611 All right folks, let's quiet down now . 820 01:16:53,504 --> 01:16:57,504 We'd like to present First Sergeant Victor Puccinelli and Private First Class, Alvin Corwin. 821 01:16:58,316 --> 01:17:00,516 Doing their impression of two great personalities. 822 01:17:15,659 --> 01:17:17,859 Well, top of the morning to you friend. 823 01:17:19,827 --> 01:17:21,427 How are you me boy? 824 01:17:23,344 --> 01:17:25,944 I just thought I'd stop over now son, and let you know that.... 825 01:17:28,825 --> 01:17:32,025 I don't knock the idea of you leaving in St. Dominique's charge. 826 01:17:31,728 --> 01:17:34,128 Well I kind of hate to see you leave the place too padre. 827 01:17:35,799 --> 01:17:40,199 - I was just wondering if I might ask a wee bit of a favor son. -Well, go right ahead. 828 01:17:42,359 --> 01:17:46,159 I would love you to sing one of me old Irish lullabyes. Just once now, before you go. 829 01:17:47,478 --> 01:17:50,278 Now which little lrish lullabye you thinking about? 830 01:17:51,306 --> 01:17:55,306 The one you did that night I was so sick in bed son. You remember that one, now don't you lad? 831 01:17:55,907 --> 01:17:59,907 Well, couldn't rightly do it for you tonight Padre, for I got to have music behind me, you know that. 832 01:18:01,085 --> 01:18:04,885 But I've got a musicbox with me. Won't you try now son? 833 01:18:05,869 --> 01:18:09,669 - It should be a pleasure to do it for you. - Just open it wide open. 834 01:19:24,226 --> 01:19:27,626 Sir, would you still like to see the man I spoke to you about? The one that caused all the trouble. 835 01:19:27,759 --> 01:19:28,959 - Most definetly! - Yes sir. 836 01:19:30,059 --> 01:19:30,659 Corwin... 837 01:19:31,509 --> 01:19:32,509 Come here. 838 01:19:42,436 --> 01:19:45,236 Private First Class Corwin reporting sir, as ordered. 839 01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:45,981 At ease. 840 01:19:47,086 --> 01:19:48,086 Corwin... 841 01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:49,490 What's your first name? 842 01:19:49,691 --> 01:19:50,891 - Alvin. - Alvin? 843 01:19:51,854 --> 01:19:52,054 Yes sir. 844 01:19:52,870 --> 01:19:56,670 Alvin, bringing children into the world is a solemn matter. 845 01:19:58,138 --> 01:20:00,738 Solemn sir? I didn't think it was so solemn. 846 01:20:01,328 --> 01:20:02,128 That's the trouble. 847 01:20:02,921 --> 01:20:04,721 Sometimes we don't realize it until it's too late. 848 01:20:06,214 --> 01:20:08,414 Now, what do you intend to do about this matter? 849 01:20:09,145 --> 01:20:10,345 Nothing sir. Everything been done already. 850 01:20:10,851 --> 01:20:12,251 That's the wrong attitude entirely. 851 01:20:13,670 --> 01:20:16,670 -Aren't you ashamed? - No sir. I'm very proud. 852 01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:18,060 Proud? 853 01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:19,881 Yes sir. We wanted a baby, so we got a baby. 854 01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:22,625 - You wanted a baby? - Yes sir. 855 01:20:23,842 --> 01:20:27,242 But don't you understand? You can't let this baby grow up without a name. 856 01:20:27,965 --> 01:20:29,365 I know. We'll think of a name for it. 857 01:20:29,756 --> 01:20:30,756 That's not what I mean. 858 01:20:31,987 --> 01:20:34,787 Now Corwin, listen to me closely. 859 01:20:35,539 --> 01:20:37,139 Do you have any love for this woman? 860 01:20:38,215 --> 01:20:41,415 - Yes sir. I love her very much. - Then my job should be simple. 861 01:20:42,711 --> 01:20:46,511 I'm going to give you a three-day pass, so that you can go to this girl and do right by her. 862 01:20:47,251 --> 01:20:47,651 Oh thank-you sir. 863 01:20:48,290 --> 01:20:50,890 But understand, this pass is only to give this baby a name. 864 01:20:52,526 --> 01:20:53,726 Three-day pass to think of a name... 865 01:20:54,966 --> 01:20:55,966 I know sir, we'll name it after you. 866 01:20:56,603 --> 01:20:57,403 That's not necessary. 867 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:03,100 But I'll tell you this: when the baby is born, I'll see to it that you get an emergency furlow. 868 01:21:03,399 --> 01:21:05,999 But sir I..... No buts about it! 869 01:21:05,564 --> 01:21:10,164 Get into class A uniform. - Yes sir. 870 01:21:16,363 --> 01:21:19,163 Puccinelli. I've decided to give Corwin a three-day pass. 871 01:21:19,095 --> 01:21:20,895 Pass? But Captain, after what he did? 872 01:21:21,681 --> 01:21:24,081 Well I have to give him a pass, so he can get married. 873 01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:26,770 Get married? What for? 874 01:21:27,433 --> 01:21:31,033 Puccinelli. Is this or is this not the man who is in trouble? 875 01:21:31,452 --> 01:21:35,652 Sir, yes sir! He's in trouble all right. What he means is, the baby's already been born. 876 01:21:37,319 --> 01:21:38,919 - Is that right Corwin? - Ah, yes sir. 877 01:21:39,226 --> 01:21:40,226 Yes mam', yes sergeant. 878 01:21:41,368 --> 01:21:42,568 Oh, that's different. Give me that pass. 879 01:21:44,115 --> 01:21:47,315 - Oh but Captain! - We'll give you an emergency furlow. 880 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:49,470 Oh thank-you. 881 01:21:49,683 --> 01:21:51,883 Get this Corwin, you'd better bring back a marriage certificate. 882 01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,908 Oh that's easy. I got one in the barracks. 883 01:21:54,816 --> 01:21:58,016 He doesn't mean his own sir. One of the boys has one tacked up on the wall. 884 01:21:59,601 --> 01:22:01,001 Corwin, you'd better get ready to go. 885 01:22:02,131 --> 01:22:03,331 Yes Sergeant. 886 01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:14,142 - Well I'm off to battalion. - Sir, do you want me to type up these furlow papers? 887 01:22:14,233 --> 01:22:16,833 No, I'll have it done at headquarters. I want to push it right through. 888 01:22:21,180 --> 01:22:22,580 Clark, don't leave me here alone. 889 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:25,755 - Cutie! - Millie, what a surprise to see you here. 890 01:22:26,824 --> 01:22:29,024 Well, I've been trying so hard to see you. 891 01:22:29,955 --> 01:22:30,755 Millie, come here. 892 01:22:32,766 --> 01:22:35,166 - Now tell me the truth. - Are you going to have.... Yes Vic. 893 01:22:36,362 --> 01:22:37,162 Where did you hear? 894 01:22:37,528 --> 01:22:39,328 Where did I hear? Well it's practilly a coast to coast hook-up. 895 01:22:41,693 --> 01:22:43,493 Look honey. Step into the Captain's office, just for a minute. 896 01:22:44,008 --> 01:22:45,808 NO! There's too much traffic in there. 897 01:22:46,239 --> 01:22:47,039 Please Millie. 898 01:22:48,405 --> 01:22:49,205 Come in. 899 01:22:52,488 --> 01:22:56,088 Victor Puccinelli. I have a few questions to ask you. 900 01:22:56,159 --> 01:22:56,759 Helen, listen. 901 01:22:57,143 --> 01:22:59,343 And the first one has to do with Jack Edwards. 902 01:22:59,745 --> 01:23:00,945 Oh if that's all that's bothering you. 903 01:23:01,237 --> 01:23:03,237 - Listen Cutie. - Please Millie. 904 01:23:05,203 --> 01:23:06,003 Who was that girl? 905 01:23:06,978 --> 01:23:08,178 Mrs. Caldwell, the Captain's wife. 906 01:23:09,391 --> 01:23:12,591 If you send Jack Edwards out of this camp, you can consider our relationship at an end. 907 01:23:13,772 --> 01:23:14,572 Oh you wouldn't do that, would you honey? 908 01:23:15,736 --> 01:23:20,536 On the contrary. I'm not sure I'm in love with either one of you. Well, I want to be fair to you both. 909 01:23:21,499 --> 01:23:23,099 - Now look... - Good-afternoon Sergeant. 910 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:26,107 Captain Caldwell, Miss Palmer, I'd like to have you meet her. 911 01:23:27,021 --> 01:23:28,021 -How do you do? - How do you do? 912 01:23:29,810 --> 01:23:32,010 Captain, I think you are wanted down at battalion headquarters. 913 01:23:35,946 --> 01:23:36,946 Can I help you? 914 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:39,050 Lt. Davenport! 915 01:23:40,279 --> 01:23:42,079 Now wait a minute. Don't mix me up in this. 916 01:23:44,279 --> 01:23:46,279 - Maybe I'd better leave. - No! One moment. 917 01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:48,541 You've made a startling recovery, haven't you? 918 01:23:49,878 --> 01:23:51,278 I don't know what you're talking about. 919 01:23:52,330 --> 01:23:53,930 -Sergeant Puccinelli. - Yes sir. 920 01:23:55,222 --> 01:23:57,022 There he is. Corwin, come in here. 921 01:23:57,286 --> 01:23:57,886 Sit down young lady. 922 01:23:59,241 --> 01:24:01,641 - Can you explain.... -First Class Corwin reporting as ordered sir. 923 01:24:02,361 --> 01:24:06,161 Can you kindly explain why this young lady is sitting here completely recovered... 924 01:24:07,235 --> 01:24:08,035 ...and you're about 925 01:24:09,719 --> 01:24:11,519 and you're about to start an emergency furlow? 926 01:24:11,979 --> 01:24:13,379 Recovered sir? What was wrong with her? 927 01:24:13,825 --> 01:24:15,225 Don't try to be funny. 928 01:24:15,772 --> 01:24:17,972 I don't understand Captain. I never saw that woman before last night. 929 01:24:18,897 --> 01:24:20,097 You never saw her before last night? 930 01:24:21,073 --> 01:24:22,473 - No! - Then why do you think you're getting this furlow? 931 01:24:22,946 --> 01:24:24,746 Cause my wife had a baby. 932 01:24:25,604 --> 01:24:27,404 Your wife had a baby. 933 01:24:27,948 --> 01:24:29,948 Yes sir. Here's a telegram I got. 934 01:24:34,119 --> 01:24:35,319 Well, I think I get this now. 935 01:24:36,766 --> 01:24:39,366 -Do you know him? - No, but he's cute. 936 01:24:41,365 --> 01:24:43,965 - Here's your furlow. - Take it and get out. Thank-you Captain. Yes sir. 937 01:24:45,530 --> 01:24:48,530 - And give my love to the baby. - Yes sir, I will sir. Thank-you Captain. Good-bye. 938 01:24:55,879 --> 01:24:56,879 Now young lady.... 939 01:24:58,249 --> 01:24:59,849 Where is everybody? Sergeant Puccinelli. 940 01:25:00,564 --> 01:25:00,764 Yes sir. 941 01:25:01,592 --> 01:25:03,792 Do you realize that this whole mess is still up in the air? Corwin wasn't the man. 942 01:25:04,325 --> 01:25:04,925 He wasn't sir? 943 01:25:05,692 --> 01:25:07,292 I can't understand your attitude lately. 944 01:25:08,141 --> 01:25:09,341 I guess I'll have to take care of this myself. 945 01:25:09,949 --> 01:25:12,149 Give me the company roster with the physical descriptions of the men. 946 01:25:12,446 --> 01:25:12,846 Yes sir. 947 01:25:36,406 --> 01:25:41,406 Well, I suppose we should introduce ourselves. I'm Helen Palmer and this is ah.... 948 01:25:43,358 --> 01:25:44,958 Captain Caldwell's wife. 949 01:25:46,364 --> 01:25:48,164 And, who are you? 950 01:25:49,473 --> 01:25:51,073 I'm not quite sure. 951 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:53,680 The Captain would like to see you. 952 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:56,520 Me? Oh, but I was just in there. 953 01:26:00,606 --> 01:26:03,406 Ernie Caldwell! What's the meaning of this? 954 01:26:03,654 --> 01:26:04,654 She was introduced to me as your wife. 955 01:26:05,530 --> 01:26:06,530 Now wait a minute. 956 01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:08,944 What do you mean when you said you had just been in here? 957 01:26:09,625 --> 01:26:12,825 I was just in here. I was here last night too. 958 01:26:13,971 --> 01:26:17,171 The desk was here, there was a chair there and over there..... 959 01:26:17,609 --> 01:26:19,809 Now darling, this is an army matter. This is not your affair. 960 01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:22,802 Now young lady, what's the meaning of this. 961 01:26:22,982 --> 01:26:24,382 - Captain, I can..... - Sergeant Puccinelli. 962 01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:26,946 -Ernie Caldwell! Can't you stay outside until this is settled? 963 01:26:28,164 --> 01:26:29,564 If there's anything going on, I want to know about it. 964 01:26:30,167 --> 01:26:32,567 Then let's both get outside and I'll try to explain. 965 01:26:33,228 --> 01:26:35,228 - I don't understand... - But Captain. 966 01:26:35,956 --> 01:26:37,156 Oh come on Millie, let's get out of here. 967 01:26:37,759 --> 01:26:39,559 But I still don't understand. 968 01:26:40,533 --> 01:26:42,333 Why is everybody picking on me? 969 01:26:43,390 --> 01:26:45,990 Hi ya Cutie! Well honey, what are you doing here? 970 01:26:46,831 --> 01:26:49,831 I was worried. I came over here to ask Vic about you going on that shipment. 971 01:26:50,478 --> 01:26:52,478 Oh don't worry. Cutie will see that I don't go. 972 01:26:53,613 --> 01:26:55,213 Come on, why don't you give up?` You can't win. 973 01:26:55,962 --> 01:26:57,362 Puccinelli, we have something that must be settled. 974 01:26:57,688 --> 01:27:00,888 Now just a minute. For 5 years this army has been deciding things for me to do... 975 01:27:01,775 --> 01:27:04,775 But I'm in the driver's seat this time. I don't want to be a warrant-officer. I want to go overseas. 976 01:27:05,786 --> 01:27:07,186 I want to get away from everything. Away from all this. 977 01:27:10,669 --> 01:27:12,469 That sir is something else I'm deciding. I'm busting myself. 978 01:27:13,218 --> 01:27:15,418 - You can't do that. - I can't, but you can do it for me. Watch. 979 01:27:17,702 --> 01:27:19,502 - Oh honey. - Ernie! 980 01:27:20,036 --> 01:27:21,436 - What did you call him? - Ernie. 981 01:27:21,567 --> 01:27:23,267 - Did he say he was Ernie Caldwell? - Yes. 982 01:27:23,708 --> 01:27:24,908 - Then there is something..... - Ladies, please! 983 01:27:25,705 --> 01:27:27,305 Now if you'll just wait dear. 984 01:27:30,427 --> 01:27:31,827 Is he the man you have been going steady with? 985 01:27:31,780 --> 01:27:34,380 - No, I only met him last night. - Last night? 986 01:27:35,204 --> 01:27:37,204 Oh I think this whole thing is silly. Let's get out of here. 987 01:27:38,919 --> 01:27:41,319 Now then Miss. You must have gone out with another in this company? 988 01:27:41,974 --> 01:27:42,574 Present sir! 989 01:27:43,111 --> 01:27:46,711 So it's you Puccinelli. Well, I'm going to give you exactly what you asked for. 990 01:27:47,984 --> 01:27:49,184 You'll be reduced to private and shipped overseas. 991 01:27:49,883 --> 01:27:50,483 Thank-you sir. 992 01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:54,359 And don't think this relieves you of your responsibilities to this woman you are married to. 993 01:27:55,190 --> 01:27:56,790 - Married to me? - Now don't deny it. 994 01:27:57,240 --> 01:28:00,840 Oh but he isn't. I'm already married, to someone else. 995 01:28:01,628 --> 01:28:05,828 John Slaker. Has been since a week after I broke up with Vic. 996 01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:07,862 Well what have you been looking for me for? 997 01:28:08,429 --> 01:28:11,304 Because I want to tell you not to come and 998 01:28:11,707 --> 01:28:14,507 see me tonight, like you promised 4 months ago. 999 01:28:14,622 --> 01:28:18,022 Before John and I were married. You won't come, will you? 1000 01:28:18,755 --> 01:28:19,755 Holy Toledo, no! 1001 01:28:21,396 --> 01:28:24,596 I'm so glad. My husband might not understand..... 1002 01:28:25,766 --> 01:28:29,566 ....he's not very bright and I don't want to cause any trouble. 1003 01:28:30,323 --> 01:28:34,123 Oh well, good-bye and thanks so much. 1004 01:28:35,678 --> 01:28:37,678 - Don't think that this will clear you. -We're still busting you. 1005 01:28:38,619 --> 01:28:40,819 Okay, so I'm busted. For once I've beaten the army. 1006 01:28:41,462 --> 01:28:43,262 While all these other guys are rotting here in the states.... 1007 01:28:43,488 --> 01:28:45,488 .,...I'll be on the other side and the army had nothing to do with it. I did it all myself. 1008 01:28:48,272 --> 01:28:49,872 - What the devil is that? - I don't know sir. 1009 01:28:50,333 --> 01:28:51,333 It sounds like a special call. 1010 01:28:52,043 --> 01:28:55,643 Captain Caldwell. Have you heard the news. All movements, transfers and furlows have been cancelled. 1011 01:28:55,963 --> 01:28:56,763 - Movements cancelled. - Sure. 1012 01:28:57,331 --> 01:28:58,331 Sure, the whole outfit is going overseas. 1013 01:28:59,155 --> 01:29:01,555 - But darling, why didn't you? - Sally never told me. 1014 01:29:02,736 --> 01:29:05,536 Ernie Caldwell. Step into my office. 1015 01:29:06,256 --> 01:29:08,056 You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1016 01:29:10,606 --> 01:29:11,406 Let go of me. 1017 01:29:11,810 --> 01:29:14,210 Serg, I just caught this man trying to sneak off the boat. 1018 01:29:14,844 --> 01:29:16,044 Don't bother me, I'm out of business. 1019 01:29:16,869 --> 01:29:19,069 Sneak off the boat nothing. I've got a furlow. I've got to see my baby. 1020 01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,613 -You ain't got no furlow. - I have! 1021 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:23,520 - No you don't. - I have! 1022 01:29:24,215 --> 01:29:25,015 QUIET! 1023 01:29:24,610 --> 01:29:26,010 - All furlows is cancelled. -Cancelled!? 1024 01:29:27,127 --> 01:29:30,927 Right, the whole division is going overseas. - OVERSEAS!? 1025 01:29:33,151 --> 01:29:35,951 Wait a minute, you too. 1026 01:29:37,273 --> 01:29:42,273 That's right. Come on Private Puccinelli. Join your buddy. Let's be getting on the ball. 1027 01:29:46,726 --> 01:29:48,726 - Pick it up. - Pick what up? 1028 01:29:48,903 --> 01:29:49,903 The suitcase. 1029 01:29:50,766 --> 01:29:52,366 Private Puccinelli. 1030 01:30:00,092 --> 01:30:01,092 Vic. 1031 01:30:04,207 --> 01:30:05,407 I'll take it. 1032 01:30:05,828 --> 01:30:07,428 - What? - The bag. 1033 01:30:08,927 --> 01:30:10,927 Nah, come on. I'll take it. 1034 01:30:11,305 --> 01:30:17,310 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org