1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:02:46,313 --> 00:02:47,678 Boo-boo. 3 00:02:54,087 --> 00:02:56,555 Couldn't we read another book? 4 00:02:58,725 --> 00:03:00,955 We've read this one a hundred times. 5 00:03:02,062 --> 00:03:04,223 Please? 6 00:03:04,464 --> 00:03:09,458 Nanny Gilbertine is so tired of the Boo-boo book, she could just gag. 7 00:03:09,569 --> 00:03:11,628 Boo-boo. 8 00:03:13,473 --> 00:03:15,634 All right. All right. 9 00:03:18,512 --> 00:03:24,508 ''One fine and sunny day, Baby Boo's nanny Henrietta said 10 00:03:24,618 --> 00:03:30,386 'Baby Boo, today you shall go on a wonderful adventure.''' 11 00:03:30,457 --> 00:03:33,722 '''You will see the many, many sights of the Big City.''' 12 00:03:38,865 --> 00:03:42,631 ''After a lovely breakfast they walked down the lane to the corner, 13 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:45,569 where they boarded a big, blue bus.'' 14 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,308 ''They were on their way to the Big City.'' 15 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:52,309 ''Baby Boo felt very grown-up indeed, 16 00:03:52,412 --> 00:03:56,041 for this was his first trip away from Mother and Father.'' 17 00:03:58,351 --> 00:04:00,012 Did l tell you? 18 00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:04,580 - Baby's having his picture taken today. - Oh. Say hello to old Willy for me. 19 00:04:05,692 --> 00:04:10,220 Old Willy isn't doing it. l've hired Downtown Baby Photographers. 20 00:04:11,831 --> 00:04:15,028 He's photographed Cotwell babies since the Depression. 21 00:04:15,101 --> 00:04:18,434 Old Willy hasn't had a picture in the paper in over 20 years. 22 00:04:18,505 --> 00:04:21,599 Everyone we know has had their baby's picture in the paper. 23 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:25,042 Baby Bink is almost a year old and virtually unknown. 24 00:04:25,612 --> 00:04:31,050 l can't count the number of times l've been asked why we're keeping our baby a secret. 25 00:04:32,852 --> 00:04:34,877 You're right. 26 00:04:34,988 --> 00:04:40,517 The only way to quiet such talk is to have our small-minded friends open up their papers 27 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:44,393 and see a photograph of the prettiest baby in the city. 28 00:04:48,468 --> 00:04:52,427 - Get out! Come on! - Come on, let's go. l said move it! 29 00:04:52,505 --> 00:04:54,405 Move it! 30 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,675 Off with the fuzzy pink and blue sweaters, nice and slow. 31 00:05:03,783 --> 00:05:06,946 - Ed, does it matter who wears pink or blue? - No! 32 00:05:07,554 --> 00:05:11,046 Cotwell... Cotwell... Where is that little... 33 00:05:13,026 --> 00:05:15,290 Dinner with the Westfalls tonight. 34 00:05:15,395 --> 00:05:19,559 Don't forget to do your breathing exercises Dr Phillips suggested. 35 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:23,592 - l have a breathing scheduled at 11. - Bless your soul. 36 00:05:24,571 --> 00:05:26,436 Have a wonderful day. 37 00:05:30,577 --> 00:05:32,841 Bing? 38 00:05:32,979 --> 00:05:35,038 What did you forget? 39 00:05:36,516 --> 00:05:39,451 Oh, my pen! Thank you, Andrews. 40 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:42,379 What else? 41 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:46,221 Darling, you know how l hate games in the morning. 42 00:05:49,262 --> 00:05:51,992 Of course. Goodness, how could l forget? 43 00:05:52,298 --> 00:05:54,528 Don't you get... 44 00:05:54,634 --> 00:05:58,798 Don't you get into any mischief while Dada's gone. Burble, burble. 45 00:05:58,872 --> 00:06:03,070 Won't it be exciting when he can understand the wonderful things we say to him? 46 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,871 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 47 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:39,402 He can't look too butch, but he can't look too feminine. 48 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:42,277 He has to look angelic, like a little prince. 49 00:06:42,382 --> 00:06:45,283 That would suggest blue. 50 00:06:45,385 --> 00:06:49,719 Blue? Won't that look like we're trying to match his eyes? Won't it be too obvious? 51 00:06:49,823 --> 00:06:53,088 l see lots of babies with blue eyes and blue outfits. 52 00:06:53,193 --> 00:06:56,185 What kind of babies? Rich babies? Pretty babies? 53 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:59,493 - Regular babies? lmportant babies? - Regular babies. 54 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:02,593 Baby Bink is not a regular baby. 55 00:07:10,376 --> 00:07:12,344 Buff, buff, buff, buff, buff. 56 00:07:12,412 --> 00:07:14,846 Oh, but how shiny they're getting. 57 00:07:24,591 --> 00:07:26,650 Now, now. Hold still. 58 00:07:30,096 --> 00:07:33,429 Ready? Very, very handsome. Let me see. 59 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:05,428 Hello. 60 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,966 Get the gear. 61 00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,570 Get the gear. 62 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:16,666 - He didn't say ''Get the gear, Veeko.'' - l'm the supervisor. You get it. 63 00:08:16,776 --> 00:08:19,939 You got the blue sweater. You help me get the gear. 64 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:33,983 A most pleasant and charming good day to you, sir. 65 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:37,793 l am Mr Charlie, 66 00:08:38,164 --> 00:08:44,194 photographer de babe, entirely at your service. 67 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:51,505 You were expecting us? 68 00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:57,641 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 69 00:08:57,717 --> 00:09:00,242 Whoa, look at this place! 70 00:09:02,789 --> 00:09:04,654 Eddie. 71 00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:18,629 We ain't here to nick no bric-a-brac. We're here for the hit of a lifetime. 72 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:21,673 You wanna be a shoplifter, go to JC Penney. 73 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,275 You think we can get away with this? 74 00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:36,287 No. l'm here because l've got a wild curiosity about the electric chair. 75 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:38,887 Sorry. 76 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:05,107 What a gorgeous baby. 77 00:10:05,218 --> 00:10:07,584 You must be so proud. 78 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:10,389 l'm Mrs Cotwell. 79 00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:12,185 l am Mr Charlie. 80 00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:15,393 Shall we begin? 81 00:10:28,508 --> 00:10:33,411 Mr Francis, if you will go to the vehicle and retrieve my light meter. 82 00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:45,083 l'm going to be rich. 83 00:10:45,358 --> 00:10:48,054 l want individual photos of Baby Bink. 84 00:10:48,127 --> 00:10:51,722 Baby Bink? What an absolutely delightful name. 85 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:54,698 - lt's a pet name for Bennington. - Certainly. 86 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:58,897 l want individual photos of Baby Bink, and then a portrait of the two of us. 87 00:10:58,972 --> 00:11:01,702 Whatever you wish, however you wish. 88 00:11:01,774 --> 00:11:04,766 You photographed the children of many of my friends. 89 00:11:04,911 --> 00:11:09,109 Those pictures are forever appearing in newspapers and magazines. 90 00:11:09,215 --> 00:11:11,274 lt is true. 91 00:11:12,618 --> 00:11:16,213 - His picture's never been published. - That cannot be. 92 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:17,984 lt's true. 93 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:24,724 l am sure in the not-so-distant future this little fellow will be very well known. 94 00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:29,126 l want your very best. l want art. 95 00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:32,830 l want you to set a new standard for beauty in baby photography. 96 00:11:33,272 --> 00:11:35,866 l so welcome the challenge, madame. 97 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:40,675 And, to that end, may l ask one small favor? 98 00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:44,274 May l have some time alone with the child? 99 00:11:49,255 --> 00:11:52,019 Oh, l need his complete attention. 100 00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:58,121 The great bond between you and your son, his love for you, will distract him. 101 00:11:58,231 --> 00:12:05,103 l need to study his marvelous little features, to learn how best to photograph him. 102 00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:11,109 He does well with persons he is not intimate with? 103 00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:17,007 Does he? 104 00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:20,284 He's a friendly boy, but he may not like... 105 00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:22,183 Excellent! 106 00:12:22,622 --> 00:12:25,284 Madame, if l might make a suggestion. 107 00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:32,456 Your garment du jour, while extremely magnificent, is so colorful, 108 00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:35,467 l am afraid it will dominate the photograph 109 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:39,096 and detract from your natural beauty. 110 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,601 l knew this outfit was wrong. l'll be back in 15 minutes. 111 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:48,644 Take all the time you need. 112 00:12:53,019 --> 00:12:55,510 lf he gets cranky, 113 00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:57,816 read him his book. 114 00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,949 How invaluable. 115 00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:03,685 Thank you. 116 00:13:19,812 --> 00:13:22,212 Mr Andrews, get the winter wardrobe. 117 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,806 - But, madam... - Hurry, Gilbertine. 118 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:40,261 There you go. 119 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:42,458 Take the book. 120 00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:57,007 Bink really deserves this moment in the spotlight. 121 00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,712 lt's too bad the baby pictures don't go on the front page. 122 00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:02,986 - Ma'am? - Yeah? 123 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:16,826 We gotta make this fast. 124 00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,681 l'm sorry it took so long. 125 00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,625 Where's Bink? 126 00:15:38,818 --> 00:15:40,615 Eddie? 127 00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:45,020 You're a smart guy. How do you tell the front from the back on these diapers? 128 00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:47,616 Are there pockets in the front? 129 00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:55,791 - Very funny. The front and back are the same. - Then it probably don't make no difference. 130 00:15:56,202 --> 00:16:01,731 Put him in them regular baby clothes. That fruit suit's a dead giveaway he's a rich kid. 131 00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:05,803 Come on. Good boy. 132 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,073 Ed? 133 00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:41,476 How do l know this milk won't burn the kid's throat? 134 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,571 lf that matters. 135 00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:46,311 Try it on some skin first. 136 00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:56,888 What's the matter with you? 137 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,925 l better let it cool down. 138 00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,934 You like that? 139 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,370 Eddie? 140 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,533 Watch the baby. 141 00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:19,180 Very good. Now see if it works the other way. 142 00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:28,026 lt works. 143 00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:37,233 Put him in the bedroom. 144 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:41,637 The more he sleeps, the less attention he draws from the neighbors. 145 00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:44,505 - And keep an eye on him. - Here you go, kid. 146 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:47,841 That little doo-doo machine is my retirement money. 147 00:17:49,014 --> 00:17:50,914 All right. 148 00:17:51,016 --> 00:17:53,177 Nappy-nap time, little jerk. 149 00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:59,518 Go to sleep real nice 150 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,526 cos Mr Teddy Bear over here, 151 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:06,656 he's been up all night drinking with the Barbie dolls and he needs his rest. 152 00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:09,592 All right. Drink your milk. 153 00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:11,431 Take your nap. 154 00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:14,937 Drink your milk! Take your nap! 155 00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:20,170 - Eddie! - What? 156 00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:24,444 You got any suggestions how you get these things to eat and sleep? 157 00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:27,076 Sing him a song. 158 00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:49,999 ~ Mary had a little lamb 159 00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:54,205 ~ Little lamb 160 00:18:55,014 --> 00:18:57,073 ~ Little lamb 161 00:18:57,883 --> 00:19:02,343 ~ Mary had a little lamb 162 00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:05,754 ~ Her hair was white as snow 163 00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:11,458 ~ And every which way that Mary went 164 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:14,055 ~ The lamb was right behind her 165 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:17,468 ~ lt followed her to work one day 166 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:20,539 ~ Work one day, work one day 167 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:24,542 ~ lt followed her to work one day 168 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:27,636 ~ And Mary lost herjob 169 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,844 Eddie! What else did Mary's little lamb do? 170 00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:38,014 Didn't he put Humpty Dumpty back together again? 171 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:41,758 That was Nat King Cole. 172 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:47,424 Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird. 173 00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:52,560 How can a lamb put a Humpty together again? He ain't got fingers. 174 00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:56,002 ~ And then she went to unemployment... 175 00:19:56,075 --> 00:20:00,273 Norby! Knock off the singin' and read him his storybook. 176 00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:03,877 lf you can. 177 00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:11,447 Wanna hear a story? 178 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:17,122 Let's see here. What do we got here? 179 00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,535 ''Nanny... 180 00:20:27,673 --> 00:20:29,664 and Baby Boo... 181 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,869 strolled... 182 00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:36,039 through... 183 00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:38,675 the great big... 184 00:20:41,253 --> 00:20:43,221 de... 185 00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:47,083 de... 186 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:51,524 - department. - ..department store.'' 187 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:55,464 ''How many, many things there were to buy.'' 188 00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:58,228 Or steal, if l was writin' that book. 189 00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:02,198 Or steal, if l was writin' this book. 190 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:40,910 Mrs Cotwell? Dale Grissom, FBl. 191 00:21:41,013 --> 00:21:43,072 l'd like to ask you a few questions. 192 00:21:43,148 --> 00:21:45,446 You'll have to ask me later. 193 00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:50,147 - l'm going to look for my baby. - l'd rather you didn't. l need you here. 194 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:54,014 - Don't coddle me, Mr Grissom. - Mrs Cotwell, 195 00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:58,894 there are five million people in this city and many places where your boy could be. 196 00:21:58,964 --> 00:22:03,697 lt would be pointless and dangerous for you to go out searching for your baby. 197 00:22:03,802 --> 00:22:08,398 l've been through a number of these cases. l understand how you feel. 198 00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:12,766 Have you ever lost a child? 199 00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:15,113 No, ma'am. 200 00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:18,041 Then you can't possibly know how l feel. 201 00:22:20,252 --> 00:22:24,188 l apologize. But would you stay here, please? 202 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,022 For your baby's sake. 203 00:24:09,394 --> 00:24:11,453 Do you gotta do that? 204 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,492 l like to look nice. 205 00:24:17,169 --> 00:24:19,228 You gotta spit? 206 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:25,204 l don't know about you, but l don't eat pieces of my body. 207 00:24:58,143 --> 00:25:00,043 What? 208 00:25:00,879 --> 00:25:03,370 - What did l do? - You spit on me. 209 00:25:03,448 --> 00:25:05,609 - l did not! - Somebody did, 210 00:25:05,684 --> 00:25:07,982 and you're the only one in the room. 211 00:25:24,102 --> 00:25:26,161 You jerk! 212 00:25:26,238 --> 00:25:29,366 What? No, no. Quiet. 213 00:25:29,474 --> 00:25:32,443 - You're gonna wake up the baby. - The baby's on the roof! 214 00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:48,525 Hurry. Come on, hurry. 215 00:26:10,148 --> 00:26:12,013 Eddie! 216 00:26:15,053 --> 00:26:17,544 Ed. Hey, Ed, what happened? 217 00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:20,385 Eddie, are you OK? 218 00:26:24,196 --> 00:26:27,962 - People shouldn't leave this lying around. - What are you doing, dope? 219 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:30,261 lt was in the way. 220 00:26:31,069 --> 00:26:33,003 - What happened? - Right, pick him up. 221 00:26:33,071 --> 00:26:35,164 Eddie. Ed, you're drooling. 222 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:40,303 - Eddie, come on. Come on, Ed. Come on. - Eddie, what happened? Eddie? 223 00:26:40,846 --> 00:26:42,905 What? This way? 224 00:26:45,117 --> 00:26:47,813 Oh, great. lt's gotta be at least 1,000 feet. 225 00:26:47,886 --> 00:26:50,878 - Ed, we're gonna have to jump. - We're gonnajump? 226 00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:54,447 - Yes. On three. Ready? - OK. 227 00:26:54,593 --> 00:26:55,651 One. 228 00:26:55,794 --> 00:26:57,386 Two. 229 00:26:57,529 --> 00:26:58,496 Three. 230 00:27:06,738 --> 00:27:09,138 Eddie! 231 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:34,264 Ed, look... 232 00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:36,266 out! 233 00:28:01,526 --> 00:28:04,393 - What? - Package. 234 00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:09,324 - Where do you want me to sign? - Anywhere's fine. 235 00:28:16,441 --> 00:28:18,932 Have a nice... day. 236 00:28:19,011 --> 00:28:21,070 You old bat. 237 00:28:24,249 --> 00:28:27,218 - Which way? - This way. 238 00:28:40,966 --> 00:28:43,161 Ed! 239 00:28:43,235 --> 00:28:46,033 Are you all right? 240 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:49,562 How can he be all right? The guy fell off a building. 241 00:28:49,674 --> 00:28:54,634 Probably got contusions, concussions, contractions. What's the matter with you? 242 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:18,125 - Just take it easy. How you feelin'? - Eddie, how many fingers l got up? 243 00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:21,195 - Two. - Not you! Hey, Eddie, say somethin'. 244 00:29:21,273 --> 00:29:24,538 - Here, put him here. - Sit down on the bench. Sit down. 245 00:29:24,876 --> 00:29:26,844 You OK? 246 00:29:26,945 --> 00:29:28,572 Eddie. 247 00:29:28,647 --> 00:29:30,512 When we first seen you fall, 248 00:29:30,582 --> 00:29:35,485 our first thoughts were with you and your family, should you not survive. 249 00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:38,020 - l prayed, Eddie. - Shut up! 250 00:30:00,011 --> 00:30:03,503 All right, take it easy. You wanna maybe get to the right of him. 251 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:12,252 Wait, Eddie. We don't wanna get a ticket. 252 00:30:16,661 --> 00:30:19,994 - Get to the right. Eddie, get to the right. - Shut up! 253 00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:25,235 Move in front of him. l'll jump on the back. 254 00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:27,897 - You're makin' me nuts! - OK. Don't get crazy. 255 00:30:32,110 --> 00:30:35,238 - Just drive. l'll tell you. - See that lady over there? 256 00:30:35,313 --> 00:30:38,248 There he is! l see him! There he is! 257 00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:41,109 We got him. 258 00:30:42,754 --> 00:30:44,847 He's gone! We lost him! 259 00:30:53,098 --> 00:30:55,259 Look both ways! 260 00:30:57,035 --> 00:30:58,468 l think you hit a cat. 261 00:30:58,537 --> 00:31:02,871 Here's the bus. Eddie, you see it? He's gettin' ahead of us, Eddie. 262 00:31:02,974 --> 00:31:05,272 There's the bus again. 263 00:31:10,081 --> 00:31:12,606 Driver, next stop, please. 264 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,361 Wait, l don't see him. 265 00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:39,009 - There's the bus. - l see the bus! 266 00:31:39,077 --> 00:31:41,136 l'll get him! 267 00:31:42,047 --> 00:31:44,481 Wait! Wait! Stop the bus. 268 00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,718 l forgot somethin'! Stop the bus! 269 00:31:47,819 --> 00:31:51,255 Wait, wait, wait! Hello! Stop the bus! 270 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:55,726 Halt! Stop the bus! Wait! Stop the bus! 271 00:32:00,332 --> 00:32:04,666 Did a baby get off this bus? A little guy, about two feet tall. 272 00:32:04,769 --> 00:32:08,227 - lt's an emergency! - l didn't have nobody today with a baby. 273 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,670 He was by himself! 274 00:32:14,112 --> 00:32:16,637 - What? - He must have got off. 275 00:32:17,449 --> 00:32:19,781 Oh, great. We're through. 276 00:32:23,622 --> 00:32:26,591 lf you didn't park your van on the sidewalk, 277 00:32:26,658 --> 00:32:29,684 people could get by a lot easier. 278 00:32:32,631 --> 00:32:37,728 lf you'd limit yourself to a couple of pork roasts a day, you wouldn't need to worry. 279 00:32:38,336 --> 00:32:39,769 You heard me. 280 00:32:46,711 --> 00:32:48,804 Some people. 281 00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:54,611 - Eddie, how could he get off? - l seen him. 282 00:32:54,686 --> 00:32:57,416 - What? - He's in the big broad's purse. 283 00:32:58,356 --> 00:33:03,760 Yeah, this is Carl in 157. You know anything about a missing baby? 284 00:33:04,195 --> 00:33:07,596 l see her. How could you miss her? She's as big as a building. 285 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:11,033 - Eddie, let me do this. - Will you stop it? 286 00:33:11,102 --> 00:33:15,402 - How do we do it? - Nonchalant. We'll give her a sandwich. 287 00:33:15,473 --> 00:33:19,432 - She don't need a sandwich. Look at her. - That's my whole point. 288 00:33:19,511 --> 00:33:21,843 Wait. 289 00:33:38,863 --> 00:33:40,296 Eddie. 290 00:33:40,398 --> 00:33:42,457 Get her, Veeko! You get her, Veeko! 291 00:33:44,336 --> 00:33:50,673 Get her, Veeko. You got her, Veek. Hang in there, Veek. You got her! Come on! 292 00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:52,035 Who's next? 293 00:33:53,511 --> 00:33:58,073 How about you, Mr Comedy? ''We'll give her a sandwich,'' huh? 294 00:33:58,149 --> 00:34:01,016 ''As big as a building,'' huh? 295 00:34:01,086 --> 00:34:04,681 Not so easy making jokes with my fist in your mouth, is it? 296 00:34:04,789 --> 00:34:07,690 - l'm not afraid of you. - Come on. She's crazy. 297 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:10,590 Anybody else wanna take a shot? 298 00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:17,626 Chicken! 299 00:35:01,613 --> 00:35:05,379 How did you get out of Mother Goose Corner? 300 00:35:20,031 --> 00:35:23,057 So, you got a nasty little surprise for me? 301 00:35:29,607 --> 00:35:31,837 You guys are worthless! 302 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:34,242 Yeah, right, Eddie. Blame us. 303 00:35:34,779 --> 00:35:39,375 - You know, l'm gettin' sick of your insults. - Then why don't you quit? 304 00:35:39,451 --> 00:35:44,218 - Oh, yeah? Let you two have all the money? - What money? The kid is gone! 305 00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:47,291 There you go, my little escape artist. 306 00:35:51,529 --> 00:35:56,330 Now, if you were a baby lost in the big city, where would you go? 307 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:24,490 ,,speculation, but a ransom figure in the millions of dollars was mentioned, 308 00:36:24,596 --> 00:36:29,863 Security is tight around the Cotwell mansion and at Cotwell lndustry Towers downtown, 309 00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:32,562 Ronnie Lee has more on the story, Ronnie? 310 00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,662 There's no word from police, but our sources tell us 311 00:36:35,773 --> 00:36:40,403 that a nine-month-old baby boy was abducted at approximately ten o'clock this morning, 312 00:36:40,512 --> 00:36:43,675 We have confirmed that a photographer and two assistants 313 00:36:43,781 --> 00:36:46,409 from the Downtown Baby Photographers studio 314 00:36:46,484 --> 00:36:50,477 were scheduled to photograph the missing child today, 315 00:36:50,588 --> 00:36:53,819 A spokesman for the photography studio declined to comment, 316 00:37:20,351 --> 00:37:27,189 ,,extremely tight, ln fact, police and FBl units have sealed off the area, 317 00:37:27,425 --> 00:37:31,885 Earlier l attempted to reach millionaire Bennington Cotwell at his office. 318 00:37:32,297 --> 00:37:37,826 Though reporters were turned away, a reliable source informed us that Cotwell... 319 00:37:41,506 --> 00:37:44,873 A spokesman for the company said that Mr Cotwell was unavailable. 320 00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:54,451 Hang on a second. Keep rolling. OK. 321 00:38:14,672 --> 00:38:17,004 Where'd he go? 322 00:38:37,562 --> 00:38:39,689 We're always, like, this close. 323 00:38:55,046 --> 00:38:57,776 - Hello. - Hello, ls this Mr Cotwell? 324 00:38:57,882 --> 00:39:02,114 - Yes. Who is this? - My name's Depke, Joe, Joe Depke, 325 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:07,886 Yeah, Listen, l might have some information on the whereabouts of that child, 326 00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:20,429 - l seen the baby. - Where? 327 00:39:20,538 --> 00:39:22,631 Right across the street on the curb. 328 00:39:22,707 --> 00:39:24,732 Where'd he go? 329 00:39:27,445 --> 00:39:30,744 lt's the craziest thing. l don't remember. 330 00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,749 Maybe we'll take a ride. See if you remember then. 331 00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:37,309 - You want money? How much? - Don't embarrass me. Don't insult me. 332 00:39:37,422 --> 00:39:40,823 - Your money's no good here. Put it away. - Where's the baby? 333 00:39:40,892 --> 00:39:43,019 House across the street. 334 00:39:44,128 --> 00:39:46,221 Second floor. 335 00:39:47,765 --> 00:39:51,565 McCrays. No guarantee. Listen, mister, l didn't know your kid. 336 00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:53,762 l just saw his picture on TV. 337 00:39:54,939 --> 00:39:57,430 l called because l care. 338 00:40:05,983 --> 00:40:09,248 - Your name's McCray? - Yeah. What did l do? 339 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,153 We're looking for a missing child. 340 00:40:12,256 --> 00:40:15,589 - These are my kids. - Mind if we take a look? 341 00:40:20,064 --> 00:40:22,157 Hello, ma'am. 342 00:40:27,805 --> 00:40:30,171 Hi. 343 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:34,169 Sir, in here. 344 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:47,317 Baby. 345 00:41:13,885 --> 00:41:15,944 You have a beautiful little boy. 346 00:41:18,923 --> 00:41:20,982 Thank you, ma'am. 347 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,453 l'll pray he comes back to you. 348 00:41:26,197 --> 00:41:30,998 These kids are all l've got, so l know how l'd feel if l was in your place. 349 00:41:32,103 --> 00:41:34,162 l hope you never are. 350 00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:38,472 For your children's sake. 351 00:41:48,186 --> 00:41:50,279 Sorry we inconvenienced you. 352 00:41:51,489 --> 00:41:53,548 Be there in a second. 353 00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:59,988 - l'm sorry for the trouble. - Sir? 354 00:42:01,132 --> 00:42:07,093 l believe in my heart that someone somewhere watches over the babies. 355 00:42:10,107 --> 00:42:12,337 Yes, l hope so. 356 00:42:17,648 --> 00:42:20,116 You have everything? Are you sure? 357 00:42:41,672 --> 00:42:46,302 l can't believe this. You know, it ain't the wisest strategy to kidnap a baby 358 00:42:46,377 --> 00:42:49,210 and then let the damn thing loose on the streets. 359 00:42:49,313 --> 00:42:53,716 Babies crawling in traffic tend to draw attention, don't you think? 360 00:43:03,361 --> 00:43:06,956 To the left, l think. You see? The cab. 361 00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:20,035 Got you now, you little... 362 00:43:27,518 --> 00:43:30,510 - Eddie! - My money! 363 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:45,601 Come on! Come on! Go! Go! 364 00:43:49,607 --> 00:43:51,598 Go! No, wait! 365 00:43:53,544 --> 00:43:55,409 Stay! Stay there! 366 00:43:55,513 --> 00:43:57,572 Stay there! 367 00:43:58,516 --> 00:43:59,983 Don't go! 368 00:44:01,085 --> 00:44:03,349 Go! Now! Watch your feet. 369 00:44:06,757 --> 00:44:08,224 Stay there! 370 00:44:08,292 --> 00:44:11,819 OK, hang on. One, two, three - go. 371 00:44:28,279 --> 00:44:33,581 l worked at Burger King three years. This is worse than that. 372 00:44:33,684 --> 00:44:37,848 Don't blame me. We'd be restin' easy if Butterfingers here hadn't lost the kid. 373 00:44:37,922 --> 00:44:41,756 l lost the kid? l lost the kid? Oh, well, that's news to me. 374 00:44:41,859 --> 00:44:45,522 - Who fell asleep reading nursery stories? - Who left the window open? 375 00:44:48,265 --> 00:44:51,723 - That was me. - You idiots are why we don't got the kid. 376 00:44:51,802 --> 00:44:57,741 As far as l'm concerned, you can drop out and l'll keep the $5m. You don't deserve a penny. 377 00:44:57,808 --> 00:45:00,504 - You'd stiff us? - Wait a minute! 378 00:45:00,578 --> 00:45:05,481 Don't get hot, Eddie. Don't get hot. We're all just tired from gettin' torn apart. 379 00:45:06,017 --> 00:45:10,454 Like l like to fall off buildings and jump in ditches! That's the breaks. 380 00:45:10,521 --> 00:45:12,489 We're dealing with a baby. 381 00:45:12,556 --> 00:45:16,219 Babies are obviously more dangerous than we thought. 382 00:45:16,293 --> 00:45:19,057 lt don't figure, Eddie. They're so small. 383 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:22,622 When l boxed, the guys l most feared were those who feared nothin'. 384 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:26,067 Babies are like that - they ain't afraid of nothin'. 385 00:45:29,974 --> 00:45:31,737 Baby tracks. 386 00:45:51,962 --> 00:45:54,294 Norby, hey. 387 00:46:55,793 --> 00:46:58,660 The kid's in the gorilla cage. 388 00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:03,533 There goes our five million bucks, huh? 389 00:47:05,736 --> 00:47:07,897 l think the ape likes the kid. 390 00:47:18,883 --> 00:47:22,649 - What? - You got long arms. 391 00:47:25,156 --> 00:47:27,147 Thanks. 392 00:47:34,265 --> 00:47:36,233 l can't reach him, Eddie. 393 00:47:38,569 --> 00:47:41,163 That's it. You got it. 394 00:47:46,544 --> 00:47:48,637 Easy does it. 395 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,772 That's it. Slow, slow, slow. There. 396 00:47:52,883 --> 00:47:54,544 Easy. 397 00:48:15,639 --> 00:48:18,130 Nice monkey. 398 00:48:19,210 --> 00:48:20,768 Yes. 399 00:48:22,046 --> 00:48:25,345 He's startin' to cry, Eddie. He'll make the monkey mad. 400 00:48:28,185 --> 00:48:29,675 Eddie, he's gettin' up. 401 00:48:30,321 --> 00:48:34,417 - l'm afraid, Eddie. - Freeze. Just stare him down. 402 00:48:39,964 --> 00:48:42,057 That's it. 403 00:49:11,462 --> 00:49:12,724 Shut up! 404 00:50:06,350 --> 00:50:08,944 Hey, King Kong. Hey, over here. 405 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,915 l'm a banana. 406 00:50:12,056 --> 00:50:16,117 l'm a coconut. l'm an entire fruit salad. 407 00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:19,190 Over here. Hey, look. l'm the Jungle Boy. 408 00:50:19,296 --> 00:50:22,857 Over here. That's it. 409 00:50:23,467 --> 00:50:25,526 Now you got it. 410 00:50:28,005 --> 00:50:29,700 l got him. 411 00:50:34,311 --> 00:50:36,142 l got him. 412 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,514 Bad monkey. 413 00:52:33,464 --> 00:52:35,523 - Eddie? - Careful, Eddie. 414 00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:04,545 Eddie. 415 00:54:06,223 --> 00:54:08,748 l know you don't wanna hear this, but... 416 00:54:11,895 --> 00:54:13,954 the kid's gone again. 417 00:55:14,291 --> 00:55:18,159 This morning all l wanted was my baby's picture in the paper. 418 00:55:25,502 --> 00:55:27,629 l got my wish. 419 00:55:31,074 --> 00:55:33,133 Where's your mommy? 420 00:56:08,512 --> 00:56:11,709 Hey, Eddie, maybe he went down a rabbit hole. 421 00:56:11,815 --> 00:56:16,013 We're serious about our work. You wanna make jokes, join the circus. 422 00:56:18,855 --> 00:56:20,720 Bozo. 423 00:56:29,099 --> 00:56:32,227 Step on it, Eddie. Baby, starboard side. 424 00:56:33,303 --> 00:56:34,736 - Starboard. - What? 425 00:56:34,838 --> 00:56:36,931 - Port. - What is that? 426 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,473 - Point! - Nine o'clock! 427 00:56:38,542 --> 00:56:41,443 - Where is he? - Over here at 6:30. 428 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,742 Step on it. 429 00:56:46,616 --> 00:56:49,141 You're ours now, moneybags. 430 00:56:59,563 --> 00:57:02,828 Did Baby Bink miss his Uncle Eddie? 431 00:57:06,036 --> 00:57:08,129 - Come here. - Get him. 432 00:57:11,108 --> 00:57:13,599 - Did you get him? - No! Come on! 433 00:57:24,721 --> 00:57:26,848 Where'd he go? 434 00:57:26,923 --> 00:57:30,051 He went down a rabbit hole. 435 00:57:31,928 --> 00:57:36,865 - Don't let those rabbits chew your face off. - Shut up, Veeko. Just shut up! 436 00:57:38,568 --> 00:57:43,938 No problem, fellas. lt ain't a hole, it's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got? 437 00:57:44,007 --> 00:57:46,805 Don't tell me. l know, l know. lt's a... 438 00:57:47,644 --> 00:57:49,839 Toll booth at the end. 439 00:57:49,913 --> 00:57:53,781 Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me? 440 00:57:53,884 --> 00:57:58,878 A tunnel has two ends. This one's here, and the other one's... 441 00:57:58,989 --> 00:58:01,389 Where? Come on. 442 00:58:15,305 --> 00:58:18,638 - Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. - Get him, Norby. Get him. 443 00:58:18,708 --> 00:58:21,939 - Don't let him get away. - Here he is, Eddie. 444 00:58:24,114 --> 00:58:27,311 Today ain't your lucky day, eh, shorty-pants? 445 00:58:29,252 --> 00:58:31,686 That wasn't so hard. 446 00:59:09,292 --> 00:59:12,819 - Beautiful day, huh? - You know anything about that vehicle? 447 00:59:18,435 --> 00:59:21,063 Yes. lt belongs to us. 448 00:59:21,137 --> 00:59:23,037 You left the engine running. 449 00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:24,932 Yes. 450 00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:27,066 l did. 451 00:59:27,143 --> 00:59:30,874 l've been having battery trouble. 452 00:59:31,915 --> 00:59:35,510 We just stopped by to admire the beauti... 453 00:59:37,721 --> 00:59:41,157 beautiful flowers. 454 00:59:49,032 --> 00:59:52,024 Have you guys seen a baby around here? 455 00:59:52,235 --> 00:59:54,294 The park is full of... 456 00:59:56,072 --> 00:59:59,564 - babies. - Yeah, well, there's been a kidnapping. 457 00:59:59,676 --> 01:00:02,167 Well, that's a cryin' shame. 458 01:00:02,512 --> 01:00:05,242 lt's amazing what people will do for money. 459 01:00:05,315 --> 01:00:07,374 Yeah, for five million... 460 01:00:08,551 --> 01:00:10,712 lf we see anything... 461 01:00:14,724 --> 01:00:16,487 Excuse me. 462 01:00:17,294 --> 01:00:21,458 lf we see anything, we'll be sure to notify... 463 01:00:50,827 --> 01:00:52,954 He's got a bad heart. 464 01:01:02,238 --> 01:01:04,297 Excuse me. 465 01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:08,935 The police. 466 01:01:09,746 --> 01:01:11,737 Thank you. 467 01:01:15,585 --> 01:01:20,579 Walk 'em to the car. My entire reproductive system is about to go up in flames. 468 01:01:26,596 --> 01:01:29,064 ls that a Fleetline van? 469 01:01:31,501 --> 01:01:33,560 Eddie, is it? 470 01:01:34,604 --> 01:01:37,164 - Yes! - Yes, it is. 471 01:01:37,273 --> 01:01:39,400 l thought so. 472 01:01:39,509 --> 01:01:42,410 My brother drives one for a dry-cleaning firm. 473 01:01:42,512 --> 01:01:45,140 Oh, yeah, they drive a lot of those. 474 01:01:45,215 --> 01:01:47,706 He's always had a lot of trouble with his. 475 01:01:47,784 --> 01:01:53,381 Give me a second, l'll think of what he said is the problem with the electrical system. 476 01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:55,549 - Alternator? - No. 477 01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:58,025 - Carburetor? - No. 478 01:01:59,529 --> 01:02:02,657 - There's this little relay thing. - Veeko! 479 01:02:02,732 --> 01:02:04,859 Veeko. 480 01:02:04,934 --> 01:02:08,335 l think you should move the van. 481 01:02:08,438 --> 01:02:10,702 l have a frog in my throat. 482 01:02:12,442 --> 01:02:16,037 And a brush fire in my undershorts. Get 'em outta here. 483 01:02:16,112 --> 01:02:20,708 lt's just a bad battery. l think we should move it before the engine dies. 484 01:02:20,784 --> 01:02:25,744 Yeah, it's just the battery. Let's get it outta here. Come on, let's... 485 01:02:35,565 --> 01:02:37,795 You sure can tell summer's here. 486 01:02:37,901 --> 01:02:40,369 People got those barbecues goin'. 487 01:02:44,307 --> 01:02:48,471 - Smells great, doesn't it? - Come on, let's go move the van. 488 01:02:55,985 --> 01:02:57,885 l'll be right with you. 489 01:03:00,890 --> 01:03:03,723 l just have a cramp in my leg. 490 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:20,073 Take it easy. 491 01:04:01,584 --> 01:04:03,950 That's how you put out campfires. 492 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:07,351 ls that a fact? 493 01:04:07,457 --> 01:04:09,516 Used to do it in Boy Scouts. 494 01:04:11,361 --> 01:04:14,296 You toasted your marshmallows 495 01:04:14,364 --> 01:04:18,266 over a pile of flaming gonads? 496 01:04:19,502 --> 01:04:21,732 We usually used logs. 497 01:04:23,273 --> 01:04:25,264 Follow that kid! 498 01:04:25,341 --> 01:04:28,105 We'll meet you on the other side. 499 01:04:28,178 --> 01:04:31,079 l'm sorry, man, but it was an emergency. 500 01:04:31,147 --> 01:04:34,275 - You were blazin' pretty hard... - Shut up! 501 01:04:43,259 --> 01:04:45,352 Oh, boy, Eddie. 502 01:04:45,461 --> 01:04:48,362 You got burnt clear through your skivvies. 503 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,530 Baby Bink! lt's your mother! 504 01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:55,195 Baby Bink! 505 01:04:55,305 --> 01:04:58,274 l'll kill him. 506 01:05:38,114 --> 01:05:40,344 l'm sorry, ma'am. 507 01:05:46,289 --> 01:05:48,780 l haven't forgotten your feelings. 508 01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,253 My feelings don't matter. 509 01:06:04,941 --> 01:06:07,034 Yes, they do. 510 01:06:07,844 --> 01:06:09,869 They do very much. 511 01:06:12,215 --> 01:06:15,514 The love my baby's gotten has been as much yours as mine. 512 01:06:19,289 --> 01:06:21,348 Probably more. 513 01:06:28,298 --> 01:06:30,357 Where's my little boy? 514 01:06:33,536 --> 01:06:35,868 What's he doing? 515 01:06:40,176 --> 01:06:44,169 lf he were home, he'd be going down for his nap. 516 01:09:46,596 --> 01:09:48,894 l got bad news. 517 01:09:48,965 --> 01:09:51,092 The kid's... 518 01:09:52,101 --> 01:09:54,160 in there. 519 01:09:54,670 --> 01:09:56,729 No, wait. Eddie, there's a guard. 520 01:09:56,873 --> 01:09:59,774 Eddie, no. Eddie, wait. No. 521 01:09:59,876 --> 01:10:03,141 - There's a guard. - He's asleep, you moron. 522 01:10:05,348 --> 01:10:10,081 Where is he? Come on, knucklehead. Where is he, huh? 523 01:10:16,792 --> 01:10:18,885 Of course. 524 01:10:19,161 --> 01:10:21,288 Where else would he be? 525 01:10:26,269 --> 01:10:28,328 Let's go get him. 526 01:10:59,135 --> 01:11:01,399 Eddie. 527 01:11:01,504 --> 01:11:03,495 Baby, 12 o'clock. 528 01:11:07,443 --> 01:11:09,035 Up there. 529 01:11:15,184 --> 01:11:17,880 We'll be with you in just a minute. 530 01:11:23,993 --> 01:11:28,157 Lingerie, home furnishings, men's hats, babies. 531 01:11:30,466 --> 01:11:35,062 - Wait a minute. We passed him. - Yes, moron. We'll grab him as he goes by. 532 01:11:35,137 --> 01:11:38,937 Yeah, that's a good plan, Ed. We grab him as he comes by. 533 01:11:39,008 --> 01:11:41,101 You grab him. 534 01:11:41,877 --> 01:11:43,936 - l grab him? - Right. 535 01:11:45,114 --> 01:11:48,481 As the girder comes up, you jump out on it and grab the baby. 536 01:11:48,551 --> 01:11:52,715 - Me? By myself? - You just step out on it. lt ain't difficult. 537 01:11:53,222 --> 01:11:55,952 - Why me? - Norby's scared of heights. 538 01:11:56,092 --> 01:11:58,652 - Why don't you grab him? - Nobody asked me! 539 01:12:08,337 --> 01:12:11,306 OK, OK. That's it. 540 01:12:11,374 --> 01:12:13,638 - Come on, don't miss him. - l'll get it. 541 01:12:13,709 --> 01:12:15,768 Don't miss it. He's coming. 542 01:12:17,446 --> 01:12:22,509 - All right. Don't grab, OK? - l'm not touching you. There it is. Go! 543 01:12:34,296 --> 01:12:36,287 Here he comes. 544 01:12:40,369 --> 01:12:42,735 How'd he do that? 545 01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:46,199 Baby luck. 546 01:12:59,622 --> 01:13:02,056 Eddie! Help me! 547 01:13:03,726 --> 01:13:07,093 - He asked for you, Ed. - He ain't thinkin' straight. 548 01:13:07,163 --> 01:13:09,461 - Don't look down. - What are you doin'? 549 01:13:09,532 --> 01:13:13,969 - Eddie, no! l'm gonna faint! - Didn't l tell you not to look down? 550 01:13:14,070 --> 01:13:16,436 - Pull me back, please! - l'm losing my grip. 551 01:13:16,505 --> 01:13:19,338 - Pull me back, please. - Grab him by the leg. 552 01:13:19,442 --> 01:13:21,706 Grab him by the leg or l'll let you go! 553 01:13:21,777 --> 01:13:24,473 Don't look down. 554 01:13:24,547 --> 01:13:26,538 OK, good. You got him. 555 01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:33,020 Up! 556 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:38,889 You're going the wrong way! Come up! 557 01:13:38,961 --> 01:13:41,794 - Rest on my feet. - l could use a hand here! 558 01:13:41,897 --> 01:13:44,889 Hey, quit being a crybaby. Get up. 559 01:13:50,406 --> 01:13:53,307 You're doin' good, but you gotta get back up. 560 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,775 - l'm losin' him, Eddie. - Quit foolin' around. 561 01:13:55,878 --> 01:13:57,539 Gimme a hand. 562 01:14:01,283 --> 01:14:02,716 What's the matter with you? 563 01:14:17,032 --> 01:14:18,522 Ed? 564 01:14:20,736 --> 01:14:23,227 - Eddie? - Get off of me. 565 01:14:32,782 --> 01:14:35,273 There he is. 566 01:14:35,351 --> 01:14:37,876 Come on, we'll take the stairs. 567 01:15:33,676 --> 01:15:35,871 lt's comin' back down. Get ready. 568 01:15:39,348 --> 01:15:42,283 - Now, jump. - l'll wait for another. 569 01:15:42,351 --> 01:15:44,512 No, don't wait. Jump. 570 01:15:44,653 --> 01:15:46,712 Jump! 571 01:16:13,349 --> 01:16:15,214 My... 572 01:16:15,284 --> 01:16:17,149 spine. 573 01:17:27,523 --> 01:17:30,253 - l lived. - Get back up here! 574 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:41,295 Come here, you little ball of grief! 575 01:17:44,173 --> 01:17:48,132 Now l gotcha! You ain't gonna crawl away from this one. 576 01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:19,498 That hurt! 577 01:18:53,742 --> 01:18:55,642 That's it! 578 01:18:56,512 --> 01:18:59,242 No mercy! 579 01:19:03,619 --> 01:19:08,921 This ain't no nursery-school battle of wits anymore. 580 01:19:09,224 --> 01:19:14,662 This is my five foot, ten inches of guile, gut and gristle 581 01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:20,430 versus your two and a half feet of goo-goos, ga-gas and giggles. 582 01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:27,404 lf the Mil... 583 01:19:34,716 --> 01:19:37,514 lf the Milwaukee Mob couldn't kill me, 584 01:19:37,619 --> 01:19:43,717 no milk-puking little thumb-sucker's got a candle's chance in a cyclone 585 01:19:43,826 --> 01:19:46,056 of gettin' the better of me. 586 01:19:51,266 --> 01:19:53,325 Where are you going? 587 01:19:57,473 --> 01:19:59,338 Come back here. 588 01:20:02,377 --> 01:20:05,744 This isn't funny anymore. 589 01:20:08,984 --> 01:20:11,452 My money! 590 01:22:11,974 --> 01:22:13,669 What? 591 01:22:13,742 --> 01:22:16,540 l thought l saw a baby crawl around the corner. 592 01:22:18,847 --> 01:22:20,906 Good night, Donald. 593 01:22:57,152 --> 01:22:59,211 Norby! 594 01:23:00,355 --> 01:23:02,346 Veeko! 595 01:23:03,825 --> 01:23:07,056 Ed! We're down here! 596 01:23:14,970 --> 01:23:17,063 Hey, Ed! 597 01:23:19,074 --> 01:23:21,508 We better go before l dry! 598 01:23:22,444 --> 01:23:25,379 Ed, can you see the baby from up there? 599 01:23:26,348 --> 01:23:30,284 Just hang on and we'll come on up. l got an idea. 600 01:23:41,063 --> 01:23:44,999 We got some news. l don't know if it's good, but it's not bad. 601 01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:47,967 Since the media broke the story, calls have come in. 602 01:23:48,170 --> 01:23:51,731 There was a report of a man looking for a baby on a bus this morning. 603 01:23:52,107 --> 01:23:55,372 A baby missing from a department store care center. 604 01:23:56,678 --> 01:23:59,476 Another, at three o'clock, at the zoo. 605 01:23:59,548 --> 01:24:03,484 Shortly after that at a downtown park. And a final report not long ago at... 606 01:24:03,552 --> 01:24:07,113 - A building under construction. - Yeah, that's right. 607 01:24:09,691 --> 01:24:11,955 He's doing everything in the book. 608 01:24:16,898 --> 01:24:18,957 l know where he is. 609 01:24:20,068 --> 01:24:22,434 ''Before returning home for supper, 610 01:24:22,504 --> 01:24:28,170 Nanny and Baby Boo stopped at the Old Soldiers' Home to visit Mr Tinsel.'' 611 01:24:28,276 --> 01:24:30,744 That's where he is. 612 01:25:28,036 --> 01:25:30,095 Come on over. 613 01:25:31,273 --> 01:25:34,242 lt's the kid, on television! The one that... 614 01:25:39,781 --> 01:25:42,579 Come on. That's it. Come on. 615 01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:02,468 ~ This is the army, Mr Jones 616 01:26:02,537 --> 01:26:06,496 ~ No private rooms or telephones 617 01:26:06,608 --> 01:26:10,044 ~ You had your breakfast in bed before 618 01:26:10,111 --> 01:26:14,707 ~ But you won't get it there anymore 619 01:26:14,816 --> 01:26:18,616 ~ This is the army, Mr Brown 620 01:26:18,687 --> 01:26:22,020 ~ You and your baby went to town 621 01:26:22,491 --> 01:26:26,018 ~ She had you worried, but this is war 622 01:26:26,094 --> 01:26:30,121 ~ And she won't worry you anymore 623 01:26:30,332 --> 01:26:33,961 ~ No, she won't worry you 624 01:26:34,069 --> 01:26:37,835 ~ Anymore 625 01:26:55,056 --> 01:26:57,115 Baby. 626 01:27:20,448 --> 01:27:22,746 You had quite an adventure today. 627 01:27:22,851 --> 01:27:24,716 Boo-boo. 628 01:27:27,522 --> 01:27:31,515 - Boo-boo? - lt's what he calls his book. He lost it today. 629 01:27:31,626 --> 01:27:35,084 We'll get you another one, sweetheart. 630 01:27:38,233 --> 01:27:39,564 What? 631 01:27:41,536 --> 01:27:43,265 What? 632 01:27:43,338 --> 01:27:46,000 Oh, l see. That's nice. 633 01:27:47,475 --> 01:27:50,672 That's not a boo-boo. That's a clock. A ticktock. 634 01:27:50,745 --> 01:27:53,771 - Was there a ticktock in his book? - No. 635 01:27:56,351 --> 01:27:58,911 Well, he's pointing to... 636 01:28:00,722 --> 01:28:05,056 His boo-boo. He's not pointing at the ticktock. He wants his boo-boo. 637 01:28:05,126 --> 01:28:10,029 - l thought he was getting a new boo-boo. - He means his boo-boo's back there. 638 01:28:11,666 --> 01:28:17,263 Radio Rogers and McCloskey. Tell them we're going to the ticktock to get the boo-boo. 639 01:28:17,339 --> 01:28:19,239 And send for backup. 640 01:29:12,027 --> 01:29:17,522 Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't wanna go check to see if they left the money? 641 01:29:17,632 --> 01:29:20,192 Oh, that's a good idea. 642 01:29:20,268 --> 01:29:23,533 We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby! 643 01:29:23,705 --> 01:29:28,472 Three fully grown men versus 15 pounds of pink flesh with a mouth. 644 01:29:28,743 --> 01:29:34,443 What chance have we got of strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less 645 01:29:34,516 --> 01:29:37,041 - than 140 years in prison? - No way. 646 01:29:37,118 --> 01:29:39,211 No, thank you! 647 01:29:39,287 --> 01:29:43,724 This is a hexed situation. We walk away while we're still ahead. 648 01:29:43,825 --> 01:29:46,658 We took a lickin' and kept on tickin'. 649 01:29:46,728 --> 01:29:48,457 We'll go back to banks. 650 01:29:48,730 --> 01:29:52,131 Dealing with grownups. l don't want no kiddy stuff. 651 01:29:52,233 --> 01:29:56,567 - We did all right with banks. - Or a convenience store once in a while. 652 01:29:56,671 --> 01:30:03,668 You know, one thing l learned from all this: l ain't never gonna have any kids of my own. 653 01:30:05,780 --> 01:30:11,241 Yeah, seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, l wouldn't worry about it. 654 01:30:13,655 --> 01:30:15,452 Why don't you shut up? 655 01:30:15,924 --> 01:30:20,918 l don't wanna ever hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit baby. 656 01:30:23,465 --> 01:30:25,126 l'm serious! 657 01:30:30,472 --> 01:30:33,066 l'm hearing that little vermin in my thoughts. 658 01:30:33,141 --> 01:30:35,575 l wanna erase him from my mind. 659 01:30:38,413 --> 01:30:40,540 Did you hear that? 660 01:30:41,483 --> 01:30:44,577 - Yeah. - You know what it sounds like? 661 01:31:02,771 --> 01:31:05,137 He's back. 662 01:31:27,862 --> 01:31:30,558 You dirty, no-good little stool pigeon! 663 01:31:30,665 --> 01:31:34,066 You're surrounded. Throw down the boo-boo. 664 01:31:38,973 --> 01:31:41,669 And put your hands over your heads. 665 01:32:25,253 --> 01:32:27,312 This is the end of the story. 666 01:32:53,948 --> 01:32:55,882 Good night, sweetheart. 667 01:32:56,551 --> 01:32:58,610 Good night, Bink. 668 01:33:06,694 --> 01:33:10,960 Did l tell you? The baby's having his picture taken tomorrow, 669 01:33:11,065 --> 01:33:14,034 - Say hello to old Willy, - l will, 670 01:38:33,454 --> 01:38:35,854 Visiontext Subtitles: Natasha Cohn 671 01:38:44,465 --> 01:38:46,456 AMERlCAN ENGLlSH 672 01:38:47,305 --> 01:38:53,859 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org