1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,341 Here, Beethoven. 3 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:20,071 Here, boy. 4 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:24,141 Here's a special treat. 5 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,412 Here, Beethoven. 6 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:33,023 This is from all of us. 7 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,960 Beethoven. 8 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:39,487 I want you to have this. 9 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,898 Mom, we're out of toilet paper! 10 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,303 Here! 11 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:05,013 Come on, kids! You're gonna be late. 12 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:25,368 The thing is, the bank has got to see that what we're doing here is important. 13 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,573 That air fresheners do more than just freshen air. 14 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,981 - I'm sure that the bank's aware of it. - I'm sure they are. 15 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:34,747 If this bank manager has any imagination, he'll understand. 16 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,619 Ryce, breakfast! Go ahead. 17 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,853 - Tell me how you're gonna start. - I'm gonna say, "Mr. Bickert... 18 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:44,488 I woke up one morning a couple of months ago and I realized something." 19 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:47,931 - Didn't I have sausage? - You ate it, honey. 20 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:06,912 Honey, don't say "challenge." It's a scary word to a bank. 21 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:09,216 - Opportunity. - Ah, good. Much better. 22 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,814 There's a much bigger opportunity out there. 23 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,825 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, honey. 24 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,225 - Good morning, Dad. - Good morning. Not just... 25 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,287 Not just to connect people's air fresheners... 26 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,855 - Not now, boy. We're late. - or to their truck. 27 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,299 Listen to this. 28 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,997 - Ryce, come on! - Hi, thanks for picking me up. 29 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,303 No. 30 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:32,707 What am I gonna wear? 31 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,443 Hi. Thanks for picking me up. 32 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,661 What do you think? 33 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,828 Mom, life is amazing. 34 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,271 I'm getting a ride to school with Michelle and Taylor Devereaux. 35 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,707 - Who's Taylor Devereaux? - A boy. 36 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,641 A boy. 37 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,713 Not a challenge, it's an opportunity. 38 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:15,515 Not just to connect air fresheners to a person's car or truck... 39 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,148 - but to connect air fresheners... - Mr. Newton! 40 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:19,623 to a person's entire life. 41 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:20,818 You call the pitch. 42 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:24,192 This is an opportunity to connect air fresheners... 43 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,698 to a person's car or truck. 44 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:31,226 Nooo! Ooo-ooh. Aaah! 45 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,364 Oh, nooo! 46 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,408 Aaah! 47 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,774 Alice, the news kid threw the paper, knocked the coffee. 48 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,836 - Aw, that's terrible. - I was trying to concentrate. 49 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:44,349 Now I gotta change my clothes. 50 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:50,055 - Hi. - Hi. 51 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,091 Michelle said you could use a ride to school. 52 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,887 Yeah. 53 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,026 - Hi. - HI. 54 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,691 - I'm Taylor Devereaux. - And I'm Ryce's mom. 55 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:06,296 - And that's my dad. - Hi there. 56 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,606 Don't worry. I'll get Ryce to school and back safely. 57 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,840 Oh, I'm not worried. You're very handsome, so she can be a little late. 58 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,580 Thanks, Mom. Bye, Dad. 59 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,050 Seat belts. 60 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:25,880 What? 61 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:29,394 That's the best-looking kid I've ever seen in my life. 62 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,451 Oh, God. 63 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:33,090 Honey, he's just giving her a ride to school. 64 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,997 Why does she need a ride? 65 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,901 - It's a two-minute walk. - Hi, Michelle. 66 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,665 You used to give me a ride to school, remember? 67 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:40,933 On a bicycle. 68 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:45,740 Still, honey, you were very, very... No, you were quite a... 69 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:49,976 - Mommy, are we late yet? - Oh, God, I gotta get goin'! 70 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,882 - Good luck, Dad. - Thanks. 71 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,250 Okay. It's okay. Take it easy. 72 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:58,313 Oooh, George, honey, your socks! 73 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,518 Aaah! I'm late! 74 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,858 It's okay. Just don't cross your legs. That's easy, huh? 75 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,859 Beautiful. 76 00:08:17,028 --> 00:08:19,462 - So, you got strawberry? - Uh-huh. 77 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:21,225 Has it got real strawberry in it? 78 00:08:21,299 --> 00:08:25,429 I'll have a single cone, please. What are you gonna have, Missy? 79 00:08:25,503 --> 00:08:29,303 Okay, make that two strawberries. 80 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:32,137 Let's see. 81 00:08:38,716 --> 00:08:43,050 What, you know this guy? Huh? Hello? Missy? 82 00:08:47,525 --> 00:08:50,323 I think she's got a date. 83 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:08,668 Uh, better make that three strawberry. 84 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:24,020 Okay, this one's on me. But next time, you're buying. 85 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:26,029 Here you go. 86 00:09:26,097 --> 00:09:28,531 There ya go. How's that? Huh? 87 00:09:51,055 --> 00:09:54,491 Kiss the dog good-bye, Brillo. Visiting hours are over. 88 00:09:54,558 --> 00:09:56,651 Regina. 89 00:09:56,727 --> 00:09:59,855 Look, what do you wanna take Missy for? You hate dogs. 90 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:03,730 - You hate all living things. - Look, this is not about animals. 91 00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:07,737 It's about alimony. And since I got the court order, the dog stays with me... 92 00:10:07,805 --> 00:10:09,898 until we negotiate our little divorce. 93 00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:12,340 Did my lawyer tell you what I want? 94 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,310 Yeah, $50,000. 95 00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:15,936 That's right. 96 00:10:16,013 --> 00:10:19,141 If I had the 50,000, things would be different, but I don't. 97 00:10:19,216 --> 00:10:20,979 - Well, then get it. - Which dog, baby? 98 00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:23,919 That one. The one with the bow. 99 00:10:23,988 --> 00:10:28,015 - That's a big dog. - Look, just put her in the back. 100 00:10:28,092 --> 00:10:30,390 - Don't do this, Regina. - Brillo, shut up and pay up! 101 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:32,429 Come here. 102 00:10:32,496 --> 00:10:34,361 Come on! 103 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,325 Stupid bow. 104 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:42,662 You want your dog back? Call my lawyer. 105 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:45,538 Let's go, Missy. 106 00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:51,114 Move it, stupid. 107 00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:23,968 When we hide that mutt where he can't see her... 108 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,737 the dumb slob is gonna fall apart at the seams. 109 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:29,974 That's when he pays the big bucks. 110 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:33,483 I know the type. Emotionally vulnerable. He's a real marshmallow. 111 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,384 Floyd? 112 00:12:36,453 --> 00:12:39,547 - Do me a favor, okay? - Yes, dear. 113 00:12:39,623 --> 00:12:43,923 People in California generally swallow before they start talking. 114 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:49,057 Hey. I know how to eat in California, okay? 115 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:58,101 And then we have in every gym bag... 116 00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:02,628 in every locker room, in every health club in America: sports fresheners. 117 00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:04,571 Here, smell this. 118 00:14:07,244 --> 00:14:08,939 That smells terrible. 119 00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:12,073 Old underwear, unwashed jockstrap, cheese sandwich. 120 00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:14,640 - That's disgusting. - But we have a solution! 121 00:14:14,718 --> 00:14:17,243 - Throw in a Newt. - Throw in a Newton! Now smell it. 122 00:14:17,321 --> 00:14:19,152 I'll take your word for it. 123 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:22,992 It takes a second to settle. 124 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,961 We really think we have a winner here, Mr. Bickert. 125 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:29,056 We just need $45,000 to retool and get some new machinery. 126 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,930 And $20,000 for a TV commercial. 127 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,161 That's the key. 128 00:14:32,236 --> 00:14:35,728 I can't authorize another loan to your company... 129 00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:38,434 but I can restructure your debt... 130 00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:42,001 and extend a secured demand loan to the two of you as individuals. 131 00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:46,516 - What does that mean? - Your product flops, you lose your home. 132 00:14:48,852 --> 00:14:51,320 Aha. 133 00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,743 - We'll take Alex. - Jeff. 134 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:27,839 - James. - David. 135 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:29,850 Tim. 136 00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,852 J.J. 137 00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:37,548 - We'll get Darrell. - We get Brian. 138 00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,753 We'll take Alex. 139 00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:43,093 We'll takeJeff. 140 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,257 And you can have shorty. 141 00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:48,802 No way. It's your pick. You take shorty. 142 00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:53,701 Well, we'll take Heather. 143 00:16:53,775 --> 00:16:56,938 - Heather, you wanna play? - Yeah. 144 00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:05,081 - Can I use this? - Come on. Let's go. 145 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,654 You know, I've been thinkin'. 146 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,695 - Have you been thinkin'? - Yes. 147 00:17:14,763 --> 00:17:16,390 What have you been thinkin'? 148 00:17:16,464 --> 00:17:18,728 Well, I'm thinkin', "What do you think?" 149 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,633 - Well... - You know what I'm thinkin', hon? 150 00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:24,001 If things keep going the way they are now... 151 00:17:24,072 --> 00:17:26,063 we're gonna end up sellin' the house anyway. 152 00:17:26,141 --> 00:17:28,109 Well... 153 00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:31,668 Selling the house isn't exactly the same thing as losin' the house. 154 00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:35,345 - That's a thought. - That's what I've been thinkin'. 155 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,509 Hon, it's tossed. It's done. 156 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:45,121 Well, thanks for the ride. 157 00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:48,321 You know, I saw you up in the mountains last summer. 158 00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,091 You have a cottage up there? 159 00:17:50,165 --> 00:17:53,157 Uh... no, we just rent one for a week. 160 00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:58,137 The reason I remember is because when I saw you, I had this thought. 161 00:17:58,206 --> 00:18:00,834 Well, what thought? 162 00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:05,539 I thought, "I wonder if she's ever been kissed?" 163 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:29,235 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay. 164 00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:47,283 - Honey, if that's what you think. - I'll call the bank. 165 00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:49,289 - Good. - You sure? 166 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:51,325 - Well... - Yeah. 167 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,425 Hi, honey. 168 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:02,092 It's 7:30. 169 00:20:42,236 --> 00:20:45,228 I think Beethoven's got a girlfriend. 170 00:20:45,306 --> 00:20:46,864 What makes you think that? 171 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,432 He keeps sneaking out of the house like this. 172 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,499 Come on! 173 00:21:38,593 --> 00:21:39,855 Any sign of her? 174 00:21:39,927 --> 00:21:41,918 No. I looked in the alley. I looked under the bridge. 175 00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,987 I even looked in the new sewer pipes they're puttin' in. 176 00:21:44,065 --> 00:21:45,430 I don't know where she went. 177 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,695 - What did you come back for? - I need a shower. 178 00:21:47,769 --> 00:21:51,261 What you need is a brain transplant. Now, Floyd, go back and find the dog. 179 00:21:51,339 --> 00:21:54,433 Without that dog, my divorce is worth peanuts! 180 00:21:54,509 --> 00:21:55,840 Relax. We'll find the dog. 181 00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:59,038 I'll put notices up. Somebody's bound to see her and bring her back. 182 00:21:59,113 --> 00:22:03,914 Somebody's bound to bring her back? What year are you livin' in? 183 00:22:03,985 --> 00:22:05,782 No one is gonna bring back a missing dog. 184 00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:07,878 People don't do things for each other anymore. 185 00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:11,322 Maybe the dog'll come back on its own! Dogs are very loyal. 186 00:22:11,392 --> 00:22:12,381 No, Floyd. 187 00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,861 Dogs are stupid. And do you have to stand that way? 188 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:18,262 Didn't my trainer teach you how to stand? 189 00:22:18,332 --> 00:22:21,233 How can we have a relationship if you can't stand. 190 00:22:21,302 --> 00:22:23,395 I'm gonna kill that stupid dog. 191 00:22:25,139 --> 00:22:27,471 That's her. That's the dog. 192 00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,737 Dogs don't knock, Floyd. 193 00:22:30,978 --> 00:22:32,036 Who are you? 194 00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:36,140 Gus, the janitor. I found your dog. She's down in the storage room. 195 00:22:36,217 --> 00:22:39,345 - I think she's been sleeping there. - She has? Thank God. 196 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,980 Take the luggage, put it in the car, bring it out front. 197 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:44,115 We're gettin' outta here. 198 00:23:11,552 --> 00:23:12,678 Puppies! 199 00:23:12,753 --> 00:23:15,483 Little Beethovens. 200 00:23:15,556 --> 00:23:18,286 Did you and your girlfriend have babies? 201 00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:24,621 Aren't they the cutest? 202 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:44,612 Okay, Gus, where's the dog? 203 00:23:47,288 --> 00:23:50,485 I don't know. I left her right here. 204 00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,350 Here, doggie, doggie, doggie. 205 00:23:56,597 --> 00:23:58,326 Here, doggie, doggie. 206 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:03,728 I don't know how someone like you manages to hold onto a job, Gus. Missy! 207 00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:08,035 - Where are you, Missy? - Must be somewhere near here. 208 00:24:08,108 --> 00:24:10,167 - Missy. - Doggie. 209 00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:11,733 Come here, Missy. 210 00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:17,406 Better come see this. 211 00:24:17,951 --> 00:24:20,044 What is this? 212 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,718 Aren't you one big pain in the butt. 213 00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:25,951 What do you want me to do with these puppies? 214 00:24:26,026 --> 00:24:28,859 I don't know. Get rid of'em. 215 00:24:28,928 --> 00:24:32,420 Animal shelters charge money to turn dogs in. 216 00:24:32,499 --> 00:24:34,763 So? Drown 'em. What do I care? 217 00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:36,859 Let's go, Missy! 218 00:24:36,936 --> 00:24:39,871 Come on, Missy. You're nothin' but trouble. 219 00:24:43,576 --> 00:24:47,569 The fewer dogs in the world, the better! I can't believe you got pregnant! 220 00:24:47,647 --> 00:24:50,207 Let's go! Come on! 221 00:24:52,152 --> 00:24:56,350 We gotta do something. Here, here, take one. 222 00:24:56,423 --> 00:24:58,448 Come on. Let's go, Missy. 223 00:24:58,525 --> 00:25:01,050 Oh, God, this dog. 224 00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:03,891 You know, the little puppies sure look like purebreds. 225 00:25:03,963 --> 00:25:04,987 Yeah. So? 226 00:25:05,065 --> 00:25:06,930 Puppies like that are worth big money. 227 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,697 You could sell 'em at a pet shop and make a bundle. 228 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,499 Ya think so? 229 00:25:12,572 --> 00:25:15,564 - Yeah. - I never thought of that. 230 00:25:15,642 --> 00:25:17,633 There's a red Mercedes parked up front. 231 00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:20,008 Tell my boyfriend to put her in the back. 232 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,071 I'll take care of you later. Go, Missy, go. 233 00:25:24,384 --> 00:25:28,184 - Why don't you watch where you're goin'? - Um... hello. 234 00:25:28,254 --> 00:25:32,088 Would you like to buy some candy bars? They're to raise money for our school. 235 00:25:32,158 --> 00:25:35,889 Oh, really? How much are they? 236 00:25:37,964 --> 00:25:39,556 Eleven dollars each. 237 00:25:39,632 --> 00:25:41,361 Eleven dollars? What are you, crazy? 238 00:25:41,434 --> 00:25:43,834 Get your butts outta here before I call security! 239 00:25:43,903 --> 00:25:46,463 - You don't live here! - Uh, thank you. 240 00:25:47,707 --> 00:25:48,969 Thank you. 241 00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:07,054 Little puppies! 242 00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:09,925 Come to Regina. Puppy. 243 00:26:09,996 --> 00:26:13,193 Puppies? Puppy? 244 00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,461 What the... 245 00:26:19,439 --> 00:26:22,567 Those little brats. 246 00:26:22,642 --> 00:26:25,611 We could've made a fortune on those puppies. 247 00:26:25,678 --> 00:26:29,273 Relax, honey. The big money's in the backseat. 248 00:26:29,349 --> 00:26:32,113 No one steals from me, ever! 249 00:26:32,185 --> 00:26:37,817 Believe me, Floyd. I'm gonna get those puppies back if it kills me. Come on. 250 00:26:42,262 --> 00:26:43,456 Hurry up! 251 00:27:16,863 --> 00:27:18,023 Dad's on the lawn. 252 00:27:18,097 --> 00:27:21,260 He won't want puppies. He didn't even want Beethoven. 253 00:27:21,334 --> 00:27:24,167 Distract him while I sneak around back. 254 00:27:24,237 --> 00:27:26,865 Ask him a question where he ends up giving you a lecture. 255 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,464 - Okay. - Go. 256 00:27:37,016 --> 00:27:39,507 Hi, peanut. 257 00:27:40,787 --> 00:27:43,517 Daddy, where do babies come from? 258 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:45,615 Babies? 259 00:27:45,692 --> 00:27:48,024 Babies? Where do they come from? 260 00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:52,855 Well... 261 00:27:57,136 --> 00:28:02,870 Every mommy has a teeny-weeny... uh, little egg inside her body. 262 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,467 An egg? Like an Easter egg? 263 00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:09,606 An Easter... No, not-not like an Easter egg. Smaller than an Easter egg. 264 00:28:09,682 --> 00:28:12,617 Like a robin's egg? 265 00:28:12,685 --> 00:28:17,179 Uh... real-really, uh... smaller than, uh... 266 00:28:17,257 --> 00:28:19,748 More like a... More like a goldfish egg, except... 267 00:28:21,995 --> 00:28:23,292 Let's see here. 268 00:28:34,474 --> 00:28:37,841 Uh, it-it-it... it swims up, uh... 269 00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:39,844 - a-a-a river. - A river? 270 00:28:39,912 --> 00:28:43,040 A river that-that every mommy has inside of her... 271 00:28:43,116 --> 00:28:46,415 so, so, uh... uh, so-so-so... 272 00:28:46,486 --> 00:28:48,647 a teeny-weeny little egg, uh... 273 00:28:48,721 --> 00:28:51,588 just swims up the, uh, the, uh, the river. 274 00:28:51,658 --> 00:28:54,422 Now, guys, little squeaks are okay. 275 00:28:54,494 --> 00:28:57,952 Just don't bark until I figure out what we're gonna do with you. 276 00:29:13,179 --> 00:29:15,511 And there are thousands and thous... millions! 277 00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:19,950 Millions of tadpoles just swimming around the teeny little egg... 278 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:24,149 - in-in-in the itty-bitty river. - How do the tadpoles get in the river? 279 00:29:28,061 --> 00:29:30,825 They're in there. They're just in there. 280 00:29:30,897 --> 00:29:33,525 And-And-And the strongest tadpole of all... 281 00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:37,000 the one that... the most determined tadpole. 282 00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:41,200 The tadpole that-that would win the gold medal in the Olympics. 283 00:29:41,274 --> 00:29:45,210 You really don't know much about this, do you, Dad? 284 00:29:52,485 --> 00:29:53,816 Ryce, come here. 285 00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:56,150 - What is it? - Shhh. You gotta come downstairs. 286 00:29:56,222 --> 00:29:59,988 Well, I'm studying. I've got a final on Friday. Why are we whispering? 287 00:30:03,463 --> 00:30:06,557 Puppies! Oh, my gosh. Where did you get them? 288 00:30:06,632 --> 00:30:07,724 They're Beethoven's. 289 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,598 The lady who owned their mother was gonna drown them. 290 00:30:13,406 --> 00:30:16,773 Oh, my God. They're all so cute! 291 00:30:16,843 --> 00:30:19,038 Mom and Dad don't know yet. 292 00:30:20,813 --> 00:30:22,747 We'll wait until Dad's in a good mood. 293 00:30:22,815 --> 00:30:26,478 Yeah, well, it'll have to be a really good mood. 294 00:30:47,607 --> 00:30:49,632 Hey, Mr. Newton! 295 00:31:03,356 --> 00:31:06,553 All right, Jordan. Right down the pike. 296 00:31:12,832 --> 00:31:14,732 Sorry. 297 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:22,437 - Alice! - Maybe fresh milk will help. 298 00:31:22,508 --> 00:31:25,500 - Did you get the vet? - I'm on hold. 299 00:31:29,982 --> 00:31:34,078 Come on, puppy. Please take a sip. 300 00:31:36,622 --> 00:31:38,385 - It's no use. - Yes, Doctor. 301 00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:41,552 Yeah, they're very young, and their mother's gone... 302 00:31:41,627 --> 00:31:43,822 and they won't drink milk from a bowl. 303 00:31:43,896 --> 00:31:48,526 Milk replacement powder? With an eye dropper? 304 00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:49,795 Yes. 305 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:53,600 Six to eight times a day? 306 00:31:58,010 --> 00:32:02,146 Our customers think of themselves as hypersensitive people. 307 00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:05,976 They think of themselves as at the mercy of these irritating odors. 308 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,074 I wanna give them something to fight back with. 309 00:32:08,152 --> 00:32:10,450 When they say, "Throw in a Newton"... 310 00:32:10,521 --> 00:32:13,149 I want people to think of throwing a grenade, a missile, an atomic bomb... 311 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,690 Slow down. 312 00:32:16,026 --> 00:32:19,462 - I think you're workin' too hard. - Ya think so? 313 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:23,660 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know so. 314 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:26,532 I'm glad Fourth ofJuly's comin'. We'll go someplace. 315 00:32:26,603 --> 00:32:29,936 Alice, we can't go someplace. We don't have any money. 316 00:32:30,007 --> 00:32:32,032 I know. I'm not talking about a big deal. 317 00:32:32,109 --> 00:32:34,703 - I'm talkin' about a small thing. - Alice, please. 318 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:38,805 George, just take a minute now. Do something else. Just relax. 319 00:32:38,882 --> 00:32:43,410 - Go spend time with the kids. All right? - The kids? 320 00:32:43,487 --> 00:32:46,081 Tuesdays, Thursdays and Friday mornings are gonna be trouble. 321 00:32:46,156 --> 00:32:48,317 What about the other days? 322 00:32:48,392 --> 00:32:50,986 On Monday and Wednesday, I have a free period in the morning. 323 00:32:51,061 --> 00:32:55,157 Em and I will do the lunch hour feeding while Mom's at the office. 324 00:32:55,232 --> 00:32:57,826 Any way you can get home and back during recess? 325 00:32:57,901 --> 00:32:59,493 Morning recess is too short. 326 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:01,868 - Afternoons we can. - If we run. 327 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:03,929 Kids! 328 00:33:04,007 --> 00:33:06,441 Shoot. Here, take this. Go on. 329 00:33:12,149 --> 00:33:13,446 Kids? 330 00:33:17,921 --> 00:33:21,015 - Hi, kids. - Hi, Dad. 331 00:33:21,091 --> 00:33:23,889 Did we forget to do something? 332 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:25,895 No. 333 00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:28,523 Would you like us to do something? 334 00:33:28,599 --> 00:33:29,998 No. 335 00:33:31,768 --> 00:33:35,499 You're playing Monopoly! Can I be the battleship? Can I be the banker? 336 00:33:37,174 --> 00:33:39,836 Um, well... Emily's banker. 337 00:33:39,910 --> 00:33:42,310 It helps improve my math skills. 338 00:33:42,379 --> 00:33:45,746 - It does? - And I'm the property man. 339 00:33:51,355 --> 00:33:52,788 We're almost through. 340 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:54,517 - Yeah. - Okay. 341 00:33:54,591 --> 00:33:57,116 Next time you're gonna play, call me, okay? 342 00:33:57,194 --> 00:33:59,662 - Okay. Sure. - Okay? 343 00:34:00,631 --> 00:34:02,690 - Bye, kids. - Bye. 344 00:34:02,766 --> 00:34:04,427 Bye. 345 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,539 Em, I told you not to bring them up here. 346 00:34:12,609 --> 00:34:17,672 That was close. Okay, now who wants Tuesdays and Thursdays? 347 00:34:17,748 --> 00:34:19,773 "Dear Miss Anderson... 348 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:23,786 please excuse Ryce from classes on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday... 349 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:26,789 because she has to go to the doctor's to get allergy shots. 350 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,848 yours truly, George M. Newton." 351 00:34:34,831 --> 00:34:38,790 Ah, forget her. He likes you. He told me. 352 00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:42,936 God, you can see her bra right through her shirt. 353 00:34:43,006 --> 00:34:45,907 Like totally accidental, I'm sure. 354 00:34:45,976 --> 00:34:48,001 Come on. 355 00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:13,663 Come on, you guys. 356 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,534 Hungry? 357 00:35:18,475 --> 00:35:20,773 Honey? 358 00:35:20,844 --> 00:35:24,575 What do you think of spearmint for racquetball players? 359 00:35:32,389 --> 00:35:34,619 Or should it be peppermint? 360 00:36:37,187 --> 00:36:40,452 What do you think about spearmint for soccer players? 361 00:36:40,524 --> 00:36:43,982 Do you think there's enough soccer players to justify their own scent? 362 00:36:59,876 --> 00:37:02,310 They're eating. 363 00:37:02,379 --> 00:37:04,370 They're eating by themselves. 364 00:37:21,231 --> 00:37:24,598 Whoa, it's early for bed for you two tonight. 365 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:30,205 - Hello? - Mrs. Newton? 366 00:37:30,273 --> 00:37:33,003 Linda Anderson, Ryce's chemistry teacher. 367 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:36,477 - Yes. - I'm calling to see if she's all right. 368 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,014 - Why, did something happen? - No. 369 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,642 It's just that with less than eight weeks of school left... 370 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:44,687 and her missing classes to get her allergy shots... 371 00:37:44,754 --> 00:37:46,881 she might have a problem catching up. 372 00:37:46,957 --> 00:37:48,925 Allergy shots? 373 00:37:51,828 --> 00:37:53,352 Come on in. 374 00:37:54,865 --> 00:37:56,958 - Hi. - Hi. 375 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:59,729 I just got off the phone with Miss Anderson. 376 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:05,233 You wanna tell me what's goin' on, Ryce? 377 00:38:06,276 --> 00:38:08,676 I can't. 378 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:11,339 You can't? 379 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,711 Oh, honey, yes, you can. 380 00:38:12,782 --> 00:38:15,910 We've always been very honest with each other, haven't we? 381 00:38:18,622 --> 00:38:21,648 Are you skipping school to spend time with boys? 382 00:38:21,725 --> 00:38:24,091 Because if you are, there was a time... 383 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,893 No, Mom. No. I'm not using drugs and I'm not pregnant. 384 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,064 What's goin' on? 385 00:38:39,175 --> 00:38:43,771 Ted, Emily and I have been hiding four puppies in the basement. 386 00:38:50,487 --> 00:38:52,751 Honey, I'm home! 387 00:38:52,822 --> 00:38:55,188 Don't tell your dad. 388 00:38:57,193 --> 00:39:02,028 I show him the hockey player. He flips for the mahogany vanilla. He loved it. 389 00:39:02,098 --> 00:39:06,159 He wants to smell the rest of the line right away. The buzz is really starting. 390 00:39:06,236 --> 00:39:08,898 There's a buzz. Did you hear that, kids? 391 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:12,738 Now, now, now, on another front, this is a big one. 392 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,903 Due to a special request from your mother... 393 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:20,973 I have found the perfect vacation spot for a family with a limited cash flow. 394 00:39:21,051 --> 00:39:23,212 Wait a minute. We can't afford anything right now. 395 00:39:23,286 --> 00:39:24,310 No. This we can afford. 396 00:39:24,387 --> 00:39:26,514 Our Velcro supplier, Fred Serbiak... 397 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:29,388 has been offering us his cottage in the mountains for years. 398 00:39:29,459 --> 00:39:32,895 Well, it's empty this Fourth ofJuly, and since you have told me... 399 00:39:32,963 --> 00:39:35,932 that there'll be no business this Fourth ofJuly, I said yes. 400 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,763 So, this Fourth ofJuly... 401 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:43,966 we are going to spend four fun-filled days at Fred Serbiak's... 402 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,840 - mountain getaway absolutely free! - Oh, my God. 403 00:39:47,911 --> 00:39:50,744 - Honey, this is gonna be great. - Yeah. 404 00:39:50,814 --> 00:39:52,873 Fred was a little concerned that we had a dog... 405 00:39:52,949 --> 00:39:54,814 but I said our guy wouldn't be any trouble. 406 00:39:57,153 --> 00:39:58,950 Isn't that right, you little Chihuahua, you? 407 00:40:02,325 --> 00:40:05,629 Bless you. I mean no business, no phones, no nothing. 408 00:40:05,629 --> 00:40:06,994 Bless you. I mean no business, no phones, no nothing. 409 00:40:07,063 --> 00:40:09,930 I'm gonna run a load through the dishwasher. 410 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,401 Isn't it customary to do that after we have dinner? 411 00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:16,803 - Uh... yeah. - I don't know about you guys... 412 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,171 but I really need a break. 413 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:25,340 Just a few days to get away. 414 00:40:31,488 --> 00:40:35,151 Are those sounds coming from outside or in the basement? 415 00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:36,852 Outside. 416 00:40:40,096 --> 00:40:42,621 I think I'm hearing something from the basement. 417 00:40:55,211 --> 00:40:57,304 Oh, no! 418 00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:00,076 Roll, anyone? 419 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:03,483 No, no, no, no! 420 00:41:03,553 --> 00:41:08,752 Look, this is not one dog. This is five dogs. I know they're cute now. 421 00:41:08,825 --> 00:41:11,419 But pretty soon they're gonna be monster dogs. 422 00:41:11,494 --> 00:41:13,155 They'll destroy our house... 423 00:41:13,229 --> 00:41:17,427 they'll ruin the Serbiak cottage, and they'll drive me out of my mind. 424 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:22,528 Hygienically, emotionally, financially, we cannot afford these dogs. 425 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,267 Do you think I'm crazy? 426 00:41:26,476 --> 00:41:29,934 Don't give me those looks. The answer is no! 427 00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:33,039 They would be a lot of trouble, wouldn't they? 428 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:36,916 Trouble? Four puppies? Five Saint Bernards? 429 00:41:36,986 --> 00:41:39,113 It's beyond trouble. 430 00:41:39,189 --> 00:41:42,090 Well, was I a lot of trouble when I was a baby? 431 00:41:45,095 --> 00:41:46,790 No. 432 00:41:46,863 --> 00:41:49,991 - What about when there were three of us? - Yes. 433 00:41:50,066 --> 00:41:53,467 Well, would you rather have had less trouble and stopped after you had me? 434 00:41:53,536 --> 00:41:57,199 - You're our children. These are dogs. - These are our children. 435 00:41:57,273 --> 00:42:00,765 I don't want to be responsible for five dogs. 436 00:42:00,844 --> 00:42:03,335 You don't have to be responsible. 437 00:42:03,413 --> 00:42:06,905 We've been responsible. We've gone through hell for these dogs. 438 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:10,248 And if being responsible means that we have to lose them now... 439 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,719 then I hate responsibility. 440 00:42:13,623 --> 00:42:17,787 Dad, we kept them alive just like you and Mom kept us alive. 441 00:42:20,897 --> 00:42:24,060 And you're not gonna take them away from us. 442 00:42:26,035 --> 00:42:31,371 Look. If we keep them now, when they're bigger we can find them new homes. 443 00:42:31,441 --> 00:42:35,138 But this should be a situation the whole family can live with. 444 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,116 Look! 445 00:42:49,959 --> 00:42:53,053 - Yea! - Oh, thank you so much, Dad. 446 00:42:53,129 --> 00:42:56,155 No! Don't bring them over to me. This is a mistake! 447 00:42:56,266 --> 00:43:00,396 Now that the puppies are part of the family, we should give them names. 448 00:43:00,470 --> 00:43:03,098 Well, this one's a girl, so how about if we call her Morgan? 449 00:43:03,173 --> 00:43:07,974 - No, she looks more like a Dolly. - What does a Dolly look like? 450 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,774 - Like her. - Okay. 451 00:43:10,847 --> 00:43:15,113 Then I get to name this one. Since his dad's name is Beethoven... 452 00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:17,551 then his name should be... Tchaikovsky. 453 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:21,784 I like it, but it sounds kinda goofy. 454 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:25,960 What should we name him, hmm? 455 00:43:26,029 --> 00:43:28,054 He looks like a Chubby. 456 00:43:28,131 --> 00:43:30,122 Definitely a Chubby. 457 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:34,034 You're cool. You're the coolest one in the whole family. 458 00:43:34,103 --> 00:43:36,128 I'm gonna name you Mo. 459 00:43:36,206 --> 00:43:39,642 - Mo, like in Mozart? - No, Mo like in Mohawk. 460 00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:41,643 Look at his hair. 461 00:43:41,711 --> 00:43:45,238 Mo. Cool. Hey, Mo. 462 00:43:45,315 --> 00:43:47,283 What do ya know? 463 00:44:06,836 --> 00:44:09,896 Stay in there. No! 464 00:44:13,243 --> 00:44:14,471 No, no! 465 00:45:53,109 --> 00:45:55,339 Puppy! 466 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:02,881 Puppy! 467 00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:23,333 Was it a fish filet? It was burgers, right? 468 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,966 I need a large fry and... 469 00:46:26,042 --> 00:46:30,001 Hi. May I have your order, please? 470 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:34,379 And would you like fries with your cheeseburger? Thank you. 471 00:46:56,339 --> 00:46:57,897 Look, it has a dock! 472 00:46:57,974 --> 00:47:01,205 And a motorboat! 473 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,713 - Hold on. - Dad, look at this. Watch. 474 00:47:04,781 --> 00:47:07,545 Oh, this is beautiful. 475 00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:10,711 Wow. Fred has some place. 476 00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:14,587 I hadn't realized there was that kind of money in Velcro. 477 00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:17,251 This was a great idea. 478 00:47:41,717 --> 00:47:43,480 Hi. 479 00:47:46,422 --> 00:47:48,617 There's some hot chocolate, if you want some. 480 00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:49,783 Oh, thanks. 481 00:47:53,029 --> 00:47:55,657 Trouble sleeping? 482 00:47:55,731 --> 00:47:59,758 Yeah. New bed. 483 00:47:59,836 --> 00:48:03,101 - What's that? - The Serbiak's family album. 484 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,834 Oh, yeah? 485 00:48:05,908 --> 00:48:08,206 Here you go. 486 00:48:08,277 --> 00:48:11,678 - Hey, that's Mr. Serbiak, right? - Right. 487 00:48:11,811 --> 00:48:14,041 Who's that guy with the mustache next to him? 488 00:48:15,181 --> 00:48:17,172 That's Mrs. Serbiak. 489 00:48:19,185 --> 00:48:22,120 They must have been dating at this time. 490 00:48:22,188 --> 00:48:26,386 How come you and Mom don't have any pictures from when you were this age? 491 00:48:26,459 --> 00:48:30,190 Well, you know, after high school, she went off to college and... 492 00:48:30,263 --> 00:48:35,030 we really didn't see each other that much for about four years. 493 00:48:35,101 --> 00:48:38,161 So how did you keep it together? 494 00:48:38,237 --> 00:48:42,503 - Letters. - Letters? That's it? 495 00:48:42,575 --> 00:48:46,978 I wrote two, three letters a day. I write a very nice letter. 496 00:48:48,214 --> 00:48:49,613 Must have been hard. 497 00:48:52,518 --> 00:48:56,010 I mean, being away from someone you love. 498 00:48:56,089 --> 00:48:59,855 Being away from someone you love is one of the hardest things in the world. 499 00:48:59,926 --> 00:49:03,191 I mean, there were times that I wondered if I'd even see her again. 500 00:50:07,226 --> 00:50:10,354 You could have the dog just as soon as I get my check. 501 00:50:10,429 --> 00:50:13,557 Yes. Look, you have my word. 502 00:50:13,633 --> 00:50:15,828 Yes. Okay, bye-bye. 503 00:50:15,902 --> 00:50:18,769 Ha! He took out a loan. He sold some bonds. 504 00:50:18,838 --> 00:50:20,829 I knew he couldn't live without that dog. 505 00:50:20,907 --> 00:50:21,896 Good. 506 00:50:21,974 --> 00:50:25,375 If I have to put up with much more of these birds and these trees... 507 00:50:25,444 --> 00:50:27,435 and all this nature crap, I'm gonna puke. 508 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,581 What's the matter with her? 509 00:50:36,656 --> 00:50:38,817 I don't know. Maybe she's hungry. 510 00:50:38,891 --> 00:50:42,156 Hungry? Just... Ow! 511 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:46,255 I just fed her yesterday, for cryin' out loud. She gotta eat every day? 512 00:51:11,023 --> 00:51:12,456 Don't start with the "I wants." 513 00:51:12,525 --> 00:51:14,857 We're just getting basic groceries, no silly stuff. 514 00:51:14,927 --> 00:51:17,452 - 'Cause we're not millionaires, right? - Right. 515 00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:19,794 - Are we thousandaires? - Well, not exactly. 516 00:51:19,866 --> 00:51:21,959 - Maybe by Christmas? - Maybe. 517 00:51:23,102 --> 00:51:27,198 Hope nobody thinks Beethoven's on sale for 50 cents, huh? 518 00:51:27,273 --> 00:51:29,798 - Very funny, Mom. - Oh, come on now. 519 00:51:29,876 --> 00:51:32,003 I don't criticize your jokes, do I? 520 00:51:39,051 --> 00:51:42,384 Can you believe they don't sell Evian water in there? 521 00:51:42,455 --> 00:51:44,821 And they look at me like I'm a weirdo. 522 00:51:44,891 --> 00:51:47,917 And you try talkin' to 'em, it's like nothin's goin' through. 523 00:51:52,832 --> 00:51:55,528 - Come on. - Yes, dear. 524 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:14,541 - Hi. - Hi. 525 00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:17,214 - You're new here, right? - Yeah. 526 00:52:17,290 --> 00:52:19,451 - What's your name? - Ryce. 527 00:52:19,525 --> 00:52:22,551 - Ryce? Like the food? - Yeah. 528 00:52:22,628 --> 00:52:26,530 I'm Seth. It's not a food group or anything, but it works. 529 00:52:26,599 --> 00:52:30,262 You know, "Seth, get up. Seth, fix the boat. Seth, you're grounded." 530 00:52:30,336 --> 00:52:33,772 It's fairly basic. Are you gonna be around for a while? 531 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,865 Actually, I was looking for the Devereauxs. 532 00:52:36,943 --> 00:52:39,503 You know. Um, Taylor Devereaux? 533 00:52:39,578 --> 00:52:42,911 - Do you know where he lives? - Yeah. Um. 534 00:52:42,982 --> 00:52:46,247 My dad and I sell 'em firewood. He lives over on the west shore. 535 00:52:46,319 --> 00:52:48,685 Could you take me there? 536 00:52:52,425 --> 00:52:55,121 Sure. Hop on. 537 00:53:00,132 --> 00:53:03,431 The big one's Chubby. The one with the bows is Dolly. 538 00:53:03,502 --> 00:53:08,667 The brown one's Tchaikovsky, and the small one's Mo. And, uh, I'm Ted. 539 00:53:08,741 --> 00:53:10,902 Hi, Tchaikovsky. 540 00:53:10,977 --> 00:53:14,344 So, uh, can I buy you a Coke? 541 00:53:17,550 --> 00:53:22,817 - Aren't I a little tall for you? - Well, uh, not for me. 542 00:53:22,888 --> 00:53:25,914 - Aren't you a little short? - Well, height's just temporary. 543 00:53:25,992 --> 00:53:28,756 When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller. 544 00:53:28,828 --> 00:53:31,388 - Right? - No. 545 00:53:32,398 --> 00:53:33,695 See ya. 546 00:53:42,975 --> 00:53:45,739 - Down there. - Thanks. 547 00:54:23,082 --> 00:54:25,744 - Did ya find him? - Yeah. 548 00:54:52,812 --> 00:54:55,110 All right, watch this one. 549 00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:12,861 Hello there. 550 00:55:12,932 --> 00:55:17,528 Uh, Dad, this is Seth. Um, he gave me a ride in from town. 551 00:55:19,438 --> 00:55:21,702 - How long you had that bike? - A couple years. 552 00:55:21,774 --> 00:55:23,071 Splitting wood? 553 00:55:23,142 --> 00:55:26,373 Yeah. Gotta be careful with those. 554 00:55:26,445 --> 00:55:28,140 Yeah. 555 00:55:33,486 --> 00:55:34,851 Nice meeting you. 556 00:55:48,634 --> 00:55:50,693 You like that guy? 557 00:55:50,769 --> 00:55:52,930 I don't know. What do you think? 558 00:55:56,742 --> 00:55:58,903 Yeah, fine. 559 00:56:05,784 --> 00:56:10,551 - You like his earring, though, right? - Oh, I love his earring. 560 00:56:10,622 --> 00:56:13,420 I'm gonna get a pair for each ear. 561 00:56:15,761 --> 00:56:19,697 Okay. If he asks me to marry him, I'll tell him I need a little more time. 562 00:56:19,765 --> 00:56:20,754 Marry him. 563 00:56:30,842 --> 00:56:33,072 - Mom, can I ask you a question? - Sure. 564 00:56:38,050 --> 00:56:40,041 Did you ever like two guys at one time? 565 00:56:41,153 --> 00:56:42,177 Yeah, I did. 566 00:56:42,254 --> 00:56:45,485 How did you end up choosing Dad? 567 00:56:45,557 --> 00:56:47,752 Well, Daddy was a... 568 00:56:52,297 --> 00:56:54,265 Oh, my God. 569 00:56:54,332 --> 00:56:57,790 He made me laugh. That's for sure. Okay, honey. All right. 570 00:57:03,108 --> 00:57:06,009 Oh, dear. Okay. All right, honey. Okay. 571 00:57:06,078 --> 00:57:09,309 All right. You know you're gonna fall. I'm gonna fall. 572 00:57:09,381 --> 00:57:11,474 Honey, please. 573 00:58:27,726 --> 00:58:30,456 - Is that you? - Hi. 574 00:58:30,529 --> 00:58:33,123 What are you doin' here? 575 00:58:33,198 --> 00:58:37,430 - We were just taking a walk. - Well, come on up. I'll show ya around. 576 00:58:37,502 --> 00:58:40,471 Uh, I don't know. It's kind of late. 577 00:58:40,539 --> 00:58:43,702 Come on! Come on! 578 00:58:50,549 --> 00:58:53,245 You might wanna tie that fur ball up. 579 00:59:13,238 --> 00:59:16,503 - Would you like a beer? - No, just water, please. 580 00:59:16,575 --> 00:59:19,442 - Hey, relax. Have a beer. - No, I don't drink. 581 00:59:19,511 --> 00:59:20,705 How do you know that? 582 00:59:20,779 --> 00:59:23,612 I mean, maybe you do drink, but you just don't know it yet. 583 00:59:23,682 --> 00:59:26,776 Look, she doesn't wanna drink, she doesn't wanna drink. 584 00:59:26,852 --> 00:59:29,616 Hey, gentlemen, what time is it? 585 00:59:29,688 --> 00:59:32,657 It's brewski time! 586 00:59:37,762 --> 00:59:40,697 You know, I probably should be getting home pretty soon. 587 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,936 He'll be fine. I promise. 588 00:59:46,004 --> 00:59:49,132 Just come upstairs and see the view. Just for a second. 589 00:59:50,575 --> 00:59:53,408 Come on. Come on. 590 00:59:53,478 --> 00:59:56,174 Okay. Just for a second, though. 591 00:59:59,484 --> 01:00:02,476 You know what's so strange is that I just had a dream about you. 592 01:00:02,554 --> 01:00:05,318 Has that ever happened? You dream about somebody and then you run into them? 593 01:00:07,859 --> 01:00:10,327 Hey, a dog. You want a beer, big guy? 594 01:00:10,395 --> 01:00:12,488 He said yes. 595 01:00:15,033 --> 01:00:17,024 Oh, no! 596 01:00:19,704 --> 01:00:23,071 - That's cool! - That's cool! 597 01:00:23,141 --> 01:00:24,540 Oh, yeah! 598 01:00:29,281 --> 01:00:31,306 Oh, my gosh. 599 01:00:38,189 --> 01:00:40,885 It's beautiful, isn't it? 600 01:00:52,437 --> 01:00:56,066 Hey, remember that time we kissed in my car? 601 01:00:59,644 --> 01:01:02,078 I still think about that. 602 01:01:15,961 --> 01:01:18,555 Oh, this is gonna be great. 603 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:26,964 Um, we should probably go back down to the party. 604 01:01:34,179 --> 01:01:36,409 Did you lock the door? 605 01:01:39,184 --> 01:01:42,915 Hey, puppy! 606 01:01:49,194 --> 01:01:52,129 Taylor, this isn't funny. Just unlock the door. 607 01:01:52,197 --> 01:01:56,293 Ryce, relax. This is gonna be an experience you're never gonna forget. 608 01:02:04,876 --> 01:02:06,935 Whoa! 609 01:02:10,015 --> 01:02:14,645 Aaaah! 610 01:02:26,364 --> 01:02:28,798 Hey, Taylor, great party! 611 01:02:32,370 --> 01:02:34,270 Thanks, Beethoven! 612 01:02:44,949 --> 01:02:50,046 Dear God, we have these puppies, and we really, really, really love them. 613 01:02:50,121 --> 01:02:54,820 And Daddy says when they get bigger, we have to give them away. 614 01:02:54,893 --> 01:02:57,953 And I know you're really busy and everything... 615 01:02:58,029 --> 01:03:01,055 but I was wondering if you might be able to make it... 616 01:03:01,132 --> 01:03:03,930 so they could just stay puppies forever. 617 01:03:05,904 --> 01:03:07,895 Then we could keep them. 618 01:03:09,908 --> 01:03:11,205 Thank you. 619 01:03:44,776 --> 01:03:48,439 It was like my favorite day of the year. They had this roller coaster. 620 01:03:48,513 --> 01:03:50,879 The Pippin; I loved it. 621 01:03:50,949 --> 01:03:53,816 TheJackrabbit, that was another one. 622 01:03:53,885 --> 01:03:57,377 These French fries are fantastic. I'm gonna get some more. 623 01:03:57,455 --> 01:04:00,083 - Aren't you full after that breakfast? - It's a vacation. 624 01:04:00,158 --> 01:04:02,319 You're supposed to pig out. Fudge! 625 01:04:03,061 --> 01:04:04,028 George, slow down. 626 01:04:04,095 --> 01:04:07,087 - Can I go on some of the rides? - Sure. Ted, will you take her? 627 01:04:07,165 --> 01:04:10,726 - Oh, sure, but I need some money. - Now stay together. 628 01:04:20,979 --> 01:04:24,515 - Should we leave the dog? - We won't be that long. She'll be fine. 629 01:04:44,468 --> 01:04:47,301 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 630 01:04:51,608 --> 01:04:54,236 - Hey, give me those. - What are you gonna do, string bean? 631 01:04:54,311 --> 01:04:57,405 - They're mine. - Ah, used to be. Not anymore. 632 01:04:57,481 --> 01:05:00,041 - Give them back. - If you want 'em, come and get 'em. 633 01:05:00,117 --> 01:05:03,086 - Give 'em back. They're mine! - Hey! 634 01:05:03,153 --> 01:05:05,348 Hey, what, shorty? 635 01:05:05,422 --> 01:05:09,188 - You wanna see what my dog can do? - What? 636 01:05:09,259 --> 01:05:11,386 My dog. I wanna show you what he can do. 637 01:05:13,497 --> 01:05:15,658 Beethoven, sit. 638 01:05:18,368 --> 01:05:22,930 Oh, I'm impressed... not! Now bug off! 639 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,132 One more. 640 01:05:27,044 --> 01:05:28,568 Beethoven, bark. 641 01:05:31,548 --> 01:05:34,676 You wanna get your face crushed, shrimp? Get lost! 642 01:05:35,886 --> 01:05:38,377 Last one. I promise. 643 01:05:39,523 --> 01:05:40,751 Beethoven... 644 01:05:41,592 --> 01:05:43,583 bite this guy in the wiener. 645 01:05:51,201 --> 01:05:53,169 I think these are yours. 646 01:05:54,304 --> 01:05:55,771 Thanks, Ed. 647 01:05:55,839 --> 01:05:57,704 Ted. 648 01:05:59,176 --> 01:06:01,667 That was really cool, Ted. 649 01:06:01,745 --> 01:06:04,213 Still wanna get that Coke? 650 01:06:04,281 --> 01:06:06,681 Sure. But I'm buyin'. 651 01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:08,718 Come on, kid. 652 01:06:08,785 --> 01:06:13,017 Four balls for a buck. Thank you, sir. 653 01:06:13,957 --> 01:06:16,983 - Hey. - Hey, Ryce. How's it goin'? 654 01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:19,085 - Pretty good. - You here with your parents? 655 01:06:19,162 --> 01:06:21,824 Yeah. You know, family togetherness time. 656 01:06:21,898 --> 01:06:25,163 My dad's like, "Hey, you wanna play some Scrabble?" 657 01:06:25,235 --> 01:06:28,398 With my dad it's, "You wanna get up and go hunting?" 658 01:06:28,472 --> 01:06:31,100 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 659 01:06:31,174 --> 01:06:33,301 Well, I'll see ya later. 660 01:06:33,377 --> 01:06:37,336 Um, hey, do you wanna go on a picnic or something? 661 01:06:37,414 --> 01:06:39,939 - Sure. - Great. 662 01:06:40,017 --> 01:06:42,884 - I have to ask my dad, though. - Oh. 663 01:06:42,953 --> 01:06:47,583 Well, your dad will say no. He thinks I'm a dumb, unsophisticated hick. 664 01:06:47,658 --> 01:06:49,592 - No, he doesn't. - No, it's okay. 665 01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:52,060 He just doesn't know me yet. 666 01:06:52,129 --> 01:06:56,691 Once he gets to know me, he'll think I'm a smart, unsophisticated hick. 667 01:06:56,767 --> 01:06:59,235 - I like your bear. - Oh, you like my bear? 668 01:06:59,302 --> 01:07:01,463 - Yeah. - I won it just for you. 669 01:07:01,538 --> 01:07:04,803 - Miss, could I have two popcorns? - Here you go. 670 01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:09,073 - I'll have another order of these. - Hey, Dad! Dad, great news! 671 01:07:09,146 --> 01:07:12,081 - Great nachos! - We entered you in this cool contest. 672 01:07:12,149 --> 01:07:15,915 Oh, no. I couldn't possibly do anything physical right now. 673 01:07:15,986 --> 01:07:19,149 You don't have to do anything. You just sit there. 674 01:07:19,222 --> 01:07:20,689 Beethoven's gonna help you. 675 01:07:20,757 --> 01:07:23,487 What kind of contest is it where you just sit there? 676 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,929 And now, teaming man and man's best friend... 677 01:07:27,998 --> 01:07:31,365 our seventh annual Burger Binge. 678 01:07:35,338 --> 01:07:40,605 Team number one: Arthur Lewis and Wolfgang! 679 01:07:40,677 --> 01:07:44,875 And in second position, champions for three years running: 680 01:07:44,948 --> 01:07:48,577 Cliff Klamath and Jaws. 681 01:07:51,688 --> 01:07:53,622 Ya hungry, Cliff? 682 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,885 I'm starving, Steve. 683 01:07:55,959 --> 01:07:59,053 And in third position, let's give a nice warm welcome... 684 01:07:59,129 --> 01:08:01,461 to a couple of out-of-towners: 685 01:08:01,531 --> 01:08:04,022 George Newton and Beethoven. 686 01:08:06,403 --> 01:08:09,099 We got just one simple rule. 687 01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:12,608 The team that eats the most burgers in three minutes wins. 688 01:08:12,676 --> 01:08:14,667 Contestants! 689 01:08:14,745 --> 01:08:16,940 Are you ready? 690 01:08:17,013 --> 01:08:19,038 Are you set? 691 01:08:19,116 --> 01:08:21,346 Go! 692 01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:39,066 Dad, come on! Go, Dad! 693 01:08:39,136 --> 01:08:41,730 Come on, Dad! Come on! 694 01:08:41,805 --> 01:08:45,707 Hey, wimp! Where's your appetite? 695 01:08:45,776 --> 01:08:48,643 He's not a wimp! He's my dad! 696 01:08:48,712 --> 01:08:51,840 Hey, look at that slobber on that Saint Bernard's mouth! 697 01:08:51,915 --> 01:08:53,883 - Yeah, drool face! - Drool face! 698 01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:56,510 - Drool face! Drool face! Drool face! - Wimp! Wimp! 699 01:08:57,954 --> 01:09:00,013 Let's go, big fella! 700 01:09:02,259 --> 01:09:05,695 All right! There we go! 701 01:09:10,267 --> 01:09:13,259 Go! Go! Hey, look! 702 01:09:46,636 --> 01:09:49,002 We're in the homestretch. 703 01:09:49,072 --> 01:09:52,132 Got seconds to go! 704 01:09:52,209 --> 01:09:54,905 Ten, nine... 705 01:09:54,978 --> 01:09:57,037 eight, seven... 706 01:09:57,113 --> 01:10:00,708 six, five, four... 707 01:10:00,784 --> 01:10:02,979 three, two... 708 01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:06,881 Good boy, Beethoven. 709 01:10:06,957 --> 01:10:09,482 Now we determine the winner. 710 01:10:16,666 --> 01:10:19,533 And with only three burgers left... 711 01:10:19,603 --> 01:10:22,470 the winners are George Newton and Beethoven! 712 01:10:22,539 --> 01:10:25,372 Yeah! All right! 713 01:10:25,442 --> 01:10:28,104 - Way to go! All right, Dad! - You did great, honey. 714 01:10:28,178 --> 01:10:30,169 Congratulations, Beethoven. 715 01:10:30,247 --> 01:10:32,511 You, too, Beethoven. 716 01:10:34,751 --> 01:10:38,414 Isn't this entertaining, hicks and their dogs. 717 01:10:53,770 --> 01:10:57,206 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm fi... 718 01:11:54,331 --> 01:11:56,026 Whoa! 719 01:12:13,782 --> 01:12:16,444 - Floyd, go check on Missy. - She's fine. 720 01:12:16,518 --> 01:12:19,646 Look, I got a feeling. Just go check on her. 721 01:12:19,721 --> 01:12:21,712 All right. 722 01:12:34,502 --> 01:12:36,436 Oh, no! 723 01:12:36,504 --> 01:12:39,632 Oh, no! 724 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,767 Oh, no. 725 01:12:41,843 --> 01:12:44,971 Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. Oh, boy. 726 01:12:58,593 --> 01:13:00,584 Eleven dollars for chocolate bars, huh? 727 01:13:00,662 --> 01:13:03,460 - It's her. - But they're our puppies. 728 01:13:03,531 --> 01:13:05,465 - They're not yours. - Give 'em back! 729 01:13:05,533 --> 01:13:08,798 Hey, these puppies belong to the mother, and the mother belongs to me. 730 01:13:08,870 --> 01:13:12,135 So get lost. - You can't have 'em. 731 01:13:12,207 --> 01:13:15,608 Kiss the puppies good-bye, sweethearts. You're never gonna see them again. 732 01:13:15,677 --> 01:13:18,441 Missy took off with that other big mutt. They headed up the mountain. 733 01:13:18,513 --> 01:13:21,573 - What? - Their stupid dog! 734 01:13:23,485 --> 01:13:27,888 If I find your stupid dog, you're never gonna see him again. 735 01:13:29,257 --> 01:13:32,249 - Gimme them mutts. - Take 'em. 736 01:13:34,162 --> 01:13:37,689 We have to tell Mom and Dad. 737 01:13:37,766 --> 01:13:40,963 Go find Mommy and Daddy. Go find Mommy and Daddy. Yes. 738 01:13:43,304 --> 01:13:45,534 Go find Mommy and Daddy. Go on. 739 01:13:46,574 --> 01:13:49,338 It's workin'! Come on! 740 01:13:54,215 --> 01:13:57,184 They just took 'em? What kind of a person takes puppies from kids? 741 01:13:57,252 --> 01:14:01,086 - She's a bad person, Dad. - She was gonna drown them. 742 01:14:01,156 --> 01:14:04,091 - We'll get those puppies back. - Come on. Let's go. 743 01:14:38,226 --> 01:14:39,853 Puppies! 744 01:14:39,928 --> 01:14:41,896 Beethoven! 745 01:14:46,935 --> 01:14:49,927 That's right, puppies. Go find your mommy. 746 01:14:50,004 --> 01:14:53,098 Ugh! I hope those stupid puppies find their mother. 747 01:14:53,174 --> 01:14:55,165 I'm gettin' tired of followin'... 748 01:15:15,330 --> 01:15:17,798 Oh, I'm a mess. 749 01:15:28,409 --> 01:15:30,400 He's leakin' on me! 750 01:15:30,478 --> 01:15:32,639 He's peeing on me! Oh, God! 751 01:15:32,714 --> 01:15:35,080 Oh, God! 752 01:15:41,656 --> 01:15:43,453 Look! 753 01:15:43,525 --> 01:15:44,856 Puppy poops! 754 01:15:44,926 --> 01:15:48,418 If it's warm, that means we're close. Touch it. 755 01:15:48,496 --> 01:15:51,158 - No, you touch it. - I'm not gonna touch it. 756 01:15:51,232 --> 01:15:52,631 I'll touch it. 757 01:16:00,842 --> 01:16:02,469 It's warm. 758 01:16:02,544 --> 01:16:04,603 Okay, good. They're close. 759 01:16:05,613 --> 01:16:07,274 Better wash your hands. 760 01:16:29,237 --> 01:16:32,536 - Whoa! Whoa! - Oh, my God! Floyd! 761 01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:52,183 Floyd! 762 01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:55,661 Floyd, where are you? 763 01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:58,722 Those puppies, They're gonna pay for this. 764 01:17:08,509 --> 01:17:10,477 - Floyd! - Regina! 765 01:17:10,545 --> 01:17:14,675 - What's on your head? - It's a stump. I can't get it off. 766 01:17:14,749 --> 01:17:16,842 Bend over. 767 01:17:27,362 --> 01:17:29,694 Thanks, Regina! 768 01:18:28,856 --> 01:18:30,016 There they are. 769 01:18:33,361 --> 01:18:36,558 - I'll get Missy. - And I'll take care of the rest of'em. 770 01:18:36,631 --> 01:18:37,859 Come on. 771 01:18:50,111 --> 01:18:53,012 Get him away from me! 772 01:18:57,518 --> 01:19:00,112 - Get back! - Hook him! Come on! 773 01:19:00,188 --> 01:19:01,917 Hook him! 774 01:19:01,989 --> 01:19:04,890 Aha! Thought you'd get away from me, didn't ya? 775 01:19:06,227 --> 01:19:09,355 - Here, Floyd. - Hey, you want some of this? 776 01:19:09,430 --> 01:19:13,264 You're not gonna come to Regina? Come on, Missy. Regina loves you. 777 01:19:13,334 --> 01:19:15,325 You can't have him! 778 01:19:15,403 --> 01:19:18,167 You fat, useless lump of lard! Come on! 779 01:19:19,674 --> 01:19:22,268 Hey, you want some of this? Back off! 780 01:19:22,343 --> 01:19:24,470 Put the puppy down. 781 01:19:26,013 --> 01:19:29,915 - Well, look who we have here. - Back off. You're outta your league. 782 01:19:29,984 --> 01:19:31,576 Put the puppy down! 783 01:19:31,652 --> 01:19:34,712 - You mean this puppy? - No, no! 784 01:19:34,789 --> 01:19:37,553 - Put the puppy down. - You want this puppy? 785 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:40,856 - Huh? You can't have him. - What kind of a person are you? 786 01:19:40,928 --> 01:19:43,260 You don't like me? What kind of a person are you? 787 01:19:43,331 --> 01:19:44,320 Put the puppy down. 788 01:19:44,398 --> 01:19:46,593 Can we talk about this? Can we calm down? 789 01:19:46,667 --> 01:19:50,296 This doesn't have to get ugly. Put the puppy down. 790 01:19:50,371 --> 01:19:51,463 You ain't seen ugly. 791 01:19:51,539 --> 01:19:53,837 That ain't ugly. That's ugly! 792 01:20:19,964 --> 01:20:21,659 Hold on! 793 01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:23,963 Shut up, and don't do us any favors! 794 01:20:25,103 --> 01:20:27,503 Take your stinkin' puppies and stuff it! 795 01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:30,598 - Yeah, stuff it! - Shut up! 796 01:20:30,675 --> 01:20:33,143 We're gonna help you! It will be all right! 797 01:20:33,211 --> 01:20:34,200 You idiot! 798 01:20:34,278 --> 01:20:37,543 - This whole dog business was your idea! - My idea? 799 01:20:47,592 --> 01:20:50,720 You stupid! You got me into this! 800 01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:54,958 I didn't even care about them dogs! 801 01:20:55,033 --> 01:20:58,196 Well. 802 01:20:58,269 --> 01:20:59,998 You hungry? 803 01:21:04,809 --> 01:21:09,303 Honey, I'm home! Things are goin' so great. We have... 804 01:21:52,223 --> 01:21:54,248 Dad, wake up. Wake up. 805 01:21:58,863 --> 01:22:00,854 What's wrong, Dad? 806 01:22:04,469 --> 01:22:05,800 I'll get it! 807 01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,642 - Hi. - Hi. 808 01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:14,940 - Come on in. - Oh, thanks. 809 01:22:15,012 --> 01:22:18,607 - You ready to go? - Yeah, I just have to get my jacket. 810 01:22:18,683 --> 01:22:21,914 - I'll be right back. - Okay. Great. 811 01:22:24,789 --> 01:22:27,724 - You taking Ryce to a concert? - Uh, yes, sir. 812 01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,659 - Are you driving your motorcycle? - I brought my dad's Jeep. 813 01:22:30,728 --> 01:22:33,526 - Jeep! - Oh, a Jeep. That will be fun. 814 01:22:33,598 --> 01:22:36,567 - Don't ya think? How ya doin', Seth? - Oh, good. How are you? 815 01:22:36,634 --> 01:22:39,125 - Fine. Have a nice time tonight. - Thank you. 816 01:22:39,203 --> 01:22:42,172 - You have a nice time. - You look sweet, Ryce. Excuse me. 817 01:22:43,674 --> 01:22:45,005 - Hi. - Oh, hi, Brillo. 818 01:22:45,076 --> 01:22:46,441 Look who's here. 819 01:22:46,511 --> 01:22:48,502 - Hi, Missy. - Hey, Missy. 820 01:22:49,781 --> 01:22:52,944 I hope I'm not interrupting. I've got some good news. 821 01:22:53,017 --> 01:22:55,645 I just came from court. The judge threw out Regina's claim. 822 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:59,656 - That's terrific. - I keep Missy, and Regina gets nothing. 823 01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:02,989 - She deserves it. - That's wonderful. 824 01:23:03,060 --> 01:23:03,856 Congratulations. 825 01:23:03,928 --> 01:23:06,453 And she'd really like to see her kids. Are they around? 826 01:23:06,531 --> 01:23:10,160 Yeah. Puppies! Puppies, your mother's here! 827 01:23:10,234 --> 01:23:13,567 Puppies! 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