1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:26,894 --> 00:01:29,795 Goodafternoon,everyone. This isyourcaptainspeaking. 3 00:01:29,997 --> 00:01:34,559 Sorryforthe delay. A fewmore minutes. Thanks foryourpatience. 4 00:01:34,769 --> 00:01:37,329 -It 's been a haIf-hour Iate. -It aIways happens. 5 00:01:37,538 --> 00:01:40,006 Everytime we fIy out of New York. 6 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:45,368 -We better not miss our connection. -We onIy have two hours. 7 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,745 -Can I heIp you? -I don't know. Can you? 8 00:01:50,851 --> 00:01:55,185 -May I heIp you? -Why are we behind scheduIe? 9 00:01:55,489 --> 00:01:58,424 Just a few more minutes. Can I get you something to drink? 10 00:01:58,626 --> 00:02:00,924 I don't know. Can you? 11 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:07,057 Right this way. 12 00:02:08,069 --> 00:02:10,264 -Thanks. -You're weIcome. 13 00:02:12,707 --> 00:02:15,267 Hi. I'm Jennifer. 14 00:02:15,676 --> 00:02:20,238 -Wait tiII the Iast minute to pack? -Nope. Got my first period. 15 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:24,076 Goodafternoon,everyone. This isyourcaptainagain. 16 00:02:24,285 --> 00:02:28,779 We're makingourwayout and we'lltake offshortly. Enjoyit. 17 00:02:29,223 --> 00:02:32,488 Does it gross you out to know that I'm bIeeding right now? 18 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:35,526 -Why shouId it? It 's just bioIogy. -We couId have sex right now... 19 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:38,324 and I wouIdn't get pregnant. 20 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:43,267 -Do you have orgasms? -That 's none of your business! 21 00:02:43,471 --> 00:02:47,271 -You're stiII young. Are you ten? -12. 22 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,611 -Do you Iive in LA or New York? -LA. 23 00:02:52,813 --> 00:02:56,806 Me too. My dad ran off, so my mom and I moved to CaIifornia. 24 00:02:57,952 --> 00:03:00,853 -Your parents stiII together? -No. Yes! 25 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,990 -What 's that mean? -They are getting back together. 26 00:03:04,191 --> 00:03:07,888 -That 's great. -Yeah, I have it aII pIanned out. 27 00:03:08,095 --> 00:03:11,030 -You're getting them back together? -I've aIready taIked to my father. 28 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,724 And I'm gonna expIain to my mother how the divorce is ruining my Iife. 29 00:03:15,002 --> 00:03:17,664 -Maybe they're not in Iove anymore. -You have to work at Iove... 30 00:03:17,872 --> 00:03:20,568 ...if you want it to Iast forever. -Who says Iove shouId Iast forever? 31 00:03:20,775 --> 00:03:22,265 -They're married! -They're divorced! 32 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:25,502 They shared vows, made commitment. They have responsibiIities! 33 00:03:25,646 --> 00:03:29,173 -Someone needs to remind them! -My mother says, if Iove is broken... 34 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:32,875 ...you just have to throw it out. -That 's what 's wrong with grown-ups. 35 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:35,817 -They're Iazy. -You're an idiot! 36 00:03:36,023 --> 00:03:38,514 -You're an idiot! -You're ugIy! 37 00:03:47,735 --> 00:03:52,035 Try breathing. Take a deep breath. It 'II heIp you reIax. 38 00:03:52,239 --> 00:03:54,298 I'm not not-reIaxed. 39 00:03:55,042 --> 00:03:57,135 This is just how I am. 40 00:03:57,344 --> 00:04:02,304 One, two, three, four, five... 41 00:04:02,683 --> 00:04:05,982 six, seven, eight, nine... 42 00:04:21,936 --> 00:04:23,597 HaIftime! 43 00:04:23,804 --> 00:04:28,537 That'shalftime, with the Knights leadingthe Gophers 14 to 7. 44 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,640 It shouldcome asno surprise that thisyear'shomecomingking.... 45 00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:36,613 is the Knights' starquarterback CameronFitzgerald. 46 00:04:36,817 --> 00:04:40,583 Andwhat goodisakingwithout aqueen?Let'sgive aroyalcheer... 47 00:04:40,788 --> 00:04:45,282 to thisyear'shomecoming queen, JenniferBurrows! 48 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,326 Bow down to my queen and king! 49 00:04:48,529 --> 00:04:51,555 -Jennifer Burrows? -Gopher! 50 00:04:51,932 --> 00:04:54,366 Do you mock my queen? 51 00:04:55,536 --> 00:05:00,599 I thinketh that you do! And for that you shaII die. 52 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:11,415 Die! 53 00:05:13,754 --> 00:05:15,881 Die, Gopher! 54 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:31,195 -Run the head over! -No. No, don't! 55 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:39,742 -Are you aII right? -My head. 56 00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:45,385 -You're gonna be okay. -No, my head. Where is it? 57 00:06:07,775 --> 00:06:10,175 How's your head? 58 00:06:11,212 --> 00:06:12,702 Not so good. 59 00:06:13,681 --> 00:06:15,842 I'm so sorry. 60 00:06:18,352 --> 00:06:21,048 You don't remember me, do you? 61 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:26,583 -No. ShouId I? -No. 62 00:06:27,761 --> 00:06:30,229 We were on a pIane together once. 63 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:36,696 My God! Ryan? 64 00:06:37,104 --> 00:06:39,732 You're Counting Ryan? 65 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:44,107 Of course I remember you. Once a month I remember you. 66 00:06:44,311 --> 00:06:47,872 I must have toId that period on the pIane story, Iike, a miIIion times. 67 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:52,647 -Not me. -You wanna go grab a coffee? 68 00:06:53,053 --> 00:06:55,954 What about your boyfriend, the king? 69 00:06:56,156 --> 00:06:59,284 I don't have a boyfriend. Hate commitments. 70 00:06:59,493 --> 00:07:03,429 Why Iimit yourseIf when there's aworId of possibiIities out there? 71 00:07:04,398 --> 00:07:07,697 Maybe aII those possibiIities distract you from what you want. 72 00:07:07,902 --> 00:07:10,700 -That 's why I don't watch cabIe. -What? 73 00:07:10,938 --> 00:07:15,102 -There's too many choices. -LuckiIy your schooI has uniform. 74 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:20,479 You might have to pick out an outfit, and with aII the choices... 75 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:23,411 you might end up waIking out of your house naked. 76 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:27,714 -That 's dumb. -Yeah, you're pretty dumb. 77 00:07:27,922 --> 00:07:31,153 -Don't caII me dumb! -Why not? It 's true. 78 00:07:31,358 --> 00:07:35,761 You are, you're dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb! 79 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:39,193 No. You're dumb! 80 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:47,072 -So you wanna go? -No! 81 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:51,808 -Why not? -Because this... us... 82 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:55,538 -We don't cIick. -Since when? 83 00:07:55,749 --> 00:07:59,378 Since now. Right now! Does this feeI Iike we're cIicking?! 84 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:03,179 I was onIy taIking about getting a cup of coffee. 85 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:07,986 -Maybe decaf for you. -It just doesn't make sense to me. 86 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,496 -Fine. -Fine. 87 00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:41,771 -What time is it? -Time for me to Ieave for the airport. 88 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:45,535 ImpossibIe. I set my aIarm exactIy one minute before you had to Ieave. 89 00:08:45,911 --> 00:08:48,846 I set mine three minutes before, just to be sure. 90 00:08:49,615 --> 00:08:52,277 -I Iove you. -I Iove you. 91 00:08:52,918 --> 00:08:55,614 -Gopher boy? -What 's wrong? 92 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:57,948 -Nothing. -It is you. 93 00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:00,955 I don't beIieve it. Are you going to schooI here? 94 00:09:02,094 --> 00:09:03,823 Yes. 95 00:09:05,197 --> 00:09:09,896 -This is Betty. Betty, this is... -Jennifer. Hi, how are you doing? 96 00:09:10,102 --> 00:09:14,562 -Gopher boy and I go way back. -PIease stop caIIing me that. 97 00:09:14,773 --> 00:09:16,536 Okay. 98 00:09:17,843 --> 00:09:22,644 WeII, I guess I shouId get going. It was good seeing you again. 99 00:09:25,451 --> 00:09:28,614 -''Gopher boy''? -It 's a Iong story. 100 00:09:40,966 --> 00:09:43,491 HeIp! Is somebody there? 101 00:09:43,836 --> 00:09:47,363 A IittIe heIp here, pIease! Somebody. HeIIo? 102 00:09:49,808 --> 00:09:52,174 Excuse me. HeIIo! 103 00:09:57,950 --> 00:10:02,080 -Are you aII right? -I'm fine. 104 00:10:02,288 --> 00:10:05,416 -You're Ryan, right? -Yeah. 105 00:10:05,624 --> 00:10:08,821 I'm Hunter, your roomie. 106 00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:12,524 -What were you doing in the trunk? -Right. 107 00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:17,498 WeII, I got to the room first here before you... 108 00:10:17,703 --> 00:10:23,938 and I thought it wouId be funny if I popped out and surprised you. 109 00:10:24,143 --> 00:10:28,239 Surprise! And the rest is history. 110 00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:31,280 We haven't even known each other for 2O seconds... 111 00:10:31,483 --> 00:10:34,247 and aIready we have astory. This is gonna be great. 112 00:10:34,453 --> 00:10:36,683 -So, how are you gonna teII it? -TeII what? 113 00:10:36,889 --> 00:10:39,289 Our story. I know. 114 00:10:39,491 --> 00:10:42,790 You'II say I was gasping for air, and you saved my Iife. 115 00:10:42,995 --> 00:10:45,759 -WeII, I... -That 's a great way to teII it. 116 00:10:45,964 --> 00:10:49,161 Chicks Iove drama. You're good, man. 117 00:10:50,969 --> 00:10:54,029 -Thanks. -ReaIIy good! 118 00:10:54,273 --> 00:10:58,642 I'm gonna have a hard time keeping up with you. Come here. 119 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:01,974 Man! 120 00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:04,573 Four years. 121 00:11:22,468 --> 00:11:25,164 So is she your high-schooI sweetheart? 122 00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:29,501 -As a matter of fact, she is. -Good for you. 123 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:33,109 -Where's she going to schooI? -SeattIe. 124 00:11:33,712 --> 00:11:37,409 -God. Long distance. -So? 125 00:11:37,616 --> 00:11:40,050 -Good Iuck. -We don't need Iuck. 126 00:11:40,252 --> 00:11:43,153 We have astrong reIationship. We weren't together over the summer... 127 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:45,823 and everything was fine. 128 00:11:46,258 --> 00:11:49,716 -What was she gone? A month? -Six weeks, two days. 129 00:11:49,928 --> 00:11:53,728 You visited back and forth maybe 3 times, caIIed each other every night? 130 00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:58,699 -Right. You have to put in the work. -I've seen it happen a hundred times. 131 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:01,896 Last year, every Iong-distance reIationship in my dorm... 132 00:12:02,107 --> 00:12:05,042 was over by the second semester. 133 00:12:05,244 --> 00:12:08,304 -Just keeping it reaI. -Next in Iine, pIease. 134 00:12:08,514 --> 00:12:11,483 -So where are you Iiving? -Herman HaII. 135 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:14,550 -I can give you some tips. -Do you Iive there? 136 00:12:14,753 --> 00:12:19,315 No, but I do have friends there. I Iive off-campus with my boyfriend. 137 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:22,892 What? You have a boyfriend? 138 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:27,855 -Who? -MichaeI Winters, he's a musician. 139 00:12:28,066 --> 00:12:31,900 -He's great. -You're Iiving with one guy? 140 00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:37,066 You've made a commitment that prohibits choices in the name of Iove? 141 00:12:37,276 --> 00:12:40,973 Isn't it crazy what faIIing head over heeIs can do to a person? 142 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:44,343 -Next, pIease. -That 's me. 143 00:12:51,256 --> 00:12:55,488 I came as fast as I couId. What happened? 144 00:12:55,828 --> 00:12:58,695 -He dumped me! -Why? 145 00:12:58,897 --> 00:13:02,765 -He feII in Iove with somebody eIse! -God. Who? 146 00:13:02,968 --> 00:13:07,462 I don't know who and I don't care! The point is that he dumped me! 147 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:11,073 How did you find out? I mean, did you catch them or something? 148 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,837 -God. In this bed? -No! 149 00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:19,108 God! No, no! He just toId me! 150 00:13:19,351 --> 00:13:21,785 -He toId you? -Yeah. We made that whoIe pact... 151 00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:24,751 that if you meet somebody eIse you teII the other person. 152 00:13:24,957 --> 00:13:29,189 No one ever takes that seriousIy. You say it to cover your own ass. 153 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:34,161 I'm reaIIy Iucky because my boyfriend is reaIIy IoyaI to his pacts. 154 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,994 -How did you find out? -At the cIub. 155 00:13:37,202 --> 00:13:41,434 -Did he yeII it over the music? -No, no. It was the music. 156 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,576 -No! -Yeah. The same cIub where we met. 157 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:49,338 It was the same cIub where we first decided to move in together. 158 00:13:49,548 --> 00:13:54,110 The same stage where he first sang ''Jennifer, This Heart Is Made For 2''. 159 00:13:54,319 --> 00:13:57,846 And I'm sitting there, watching him, and thinking how much I Iove him... 160 00:13:58,056 --> 00:14:01,651 and how I can't beIieve that I can Iove somebody that much. 161 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:05,387 And then he sang this brand-new song, a IittIe something caIIed... 162 00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:10,534 Jennifer,Jennifer Youaskedme to be true 163 00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:16,072 What canlsay? lfoundsomeone new 164 00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:21,172 That 's horribIe. 165 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,941 ActuaIIy, it was pretty catchy. 166 00:14:24,149 --> 00:14:27,414 By the second chorus, everybody was singing aIong. 167 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:30,588 -What did you do? -Nothing. 168 00:14:30,923 --> 00:14:35,860 I don't think I've ever feIt this way before. I'm a compIete idiot! 169 00:14:36,061 --> 00:14:39,497 Why didn't I Iisten to my instincts, you know what I mean? 170 00:14:39,698 --> 00:14:44,431 Hey, Iook on the bright side. Now you get to move in with me. 171 00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:50,332 I know things Iook pretty horribIe, but it 's just gonna take some time. 172 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:54,308 -That 's what my therapist says. -To heII with your therapist, Amy. 173 00:14:54,513 --> 00:14:57,573 Because I just need to feeI better. Now! 174 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:03,511 ''Doo doo be doo'' my ass! 175 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:08,055 It 's tough out there, man. You don't know how Iucky you are. 176 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,785 -Betty and I broke up. -What? 177 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,590 -You're kidding. When? -A coupIe of days ago. 178 00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:16,063 -Why didn't you teII me? -I don't know. 179 00:15:16,268 --> 00:15:19,169 I guess it 's just now kindasinking in. 180 00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:22,499 This is great news. Now you and ''me'' can hit the circuit. 181 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,198 -''You and I''. -Right. 182 00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:26,536 -I don't think so. -No, beIieve me. 183 00:15:26,745 --> 00:15:30,613 It 's way easier with two of us. You pretend to be my idiot cousin. 184 00:15:30,816 --> 00:15:34,718 AII of asudden, I'm sensitive. You get drunk, come out too strong... 185 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,753 I beat the shit out of you, I'm masculine. 186 00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:41,715 -I don't think I'm ready for that. -We couId trade off. 187 00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:44,828 -You can hit me first if you want. -It was two days ago. 188 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,590 -I think I need a IittIe time. -I'm sorry. You're hurting. 189 00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:50,529 -Let 's get drunk and see strippers. -I'm not that hurt! 190 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:54,430 -PIease. -I'm fine. 191 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,609 Breaking up was the right thing to do. We were just... 192 00:15:57,809 --> 00:16:00,141 going in different directions. 193 00:16:03,081 --> 00:16:05,311 -Hit me. -No! 194 00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:08,577 -Hurry, before she Ieaves. -Who? 195 00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:17,653 -You know her? -Kind of. 196 00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:19,956 -Okay, then I'II hit you. -No! 197 00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:26,704 -How you been? -Good. You? 198 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,497 Great. 199 00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:31,801 -So I see you're aII settIed in. -Yes. 200 00:16:32,044 --> 00:16:35,172 -Did you get Fridays off? -Yes. 201 00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:39,845 -I got Friday nights off. -I'm sure you do. 202 00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:44,950 -Jennifer, this is Hunter. -Hi. 203 00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:50,693 WeII, I'd Iove to stick around... 204 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:55,595 but I have to go to the station to pick up my cousin. He's an idiot. 205 00:16:55,801 --> 00:16:58,736 My whoIe famiIy is, actuaIIy. Me too. 206 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:04,908 Yeah, me too. I'm an idiot. I'II see you. 207 00:17:08,146 --> 00:17:10,137 I got dumped. 208 00:17:10,348 --> 00:17:13,681 Music man. MichaeI. Dumped me. 209 00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:18,789 How's Iong-distance Betty? 210 00:17:19,524 --> 00:17:23,051 -I don't wanna taIk about it. -I just toId you about my breakup. 211 00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:26,822 -I mean, it couIdn't be worse. -Why do you wanna know? 212 00:17:27,032 --> 00:17:32,129 -Misery Ioves company. -No, you'II use it against me. 213 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:37,074 Okay, maybe I might have done that in the past, but I've changed. 214 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:40,938 I have. I'm scarred now and I Iook at Iife very differentIy. 215 00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:45,313 Okay. 216 00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:49,711 -You were right. -The Iong-distance thing. I knew it. 217 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:53,789 But not for me! I was fine with it. I wouId go there, she wouId come here. 218 00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:57,086 If I toId her I'd caII her a certain time, no matter where I was... 219 00:17:57,295 --> 00:17:58,922 -You wouId caII. -...I wouId caII! 220 00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:02,828 If I toId her to caII me at a certain time, I wouId aIways be home. 221 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:06,697 I mean, I Ioved her. None of that ever seemed Iike work to me. 222 00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:10,363 -But it did to her, right? -Yeah. 223 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:15,974 This one weekend, I was down there, we were kissing each other goodbye... 224 00:18:16,181 --> 00:18:21,016 and her room-mate came by with her boyfriend, both carrying Iaundry. 225 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,847 And Betty just started crying. 226 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:26,649 I asked her, ''What 's wrong?'' She said: 227 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:29,383 We never get to do our Iaundry together. 228 00:18:29,995 --> 00:18:34,864 She was right. We never did our Iaundry together, and that was it. 229 00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:37,398 You broke up because of Iaundry? 230 00:18:38,503 --> 00:18:42,564 -I send mine out. -Not Iaundry exactIy. 231 00:18:42,774 --> 00:18:46,835 Just aII the things that coupIes do together and shouId do together. 232 00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:50,776 We didn't have the time anymore. She couIdn't handIe that. 233 00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:53,473 -Why didn't you move there? -SchoIarship. 234 00:18:53,685 --> 00:18:56,620 -She couId've moved here. -Scholarship. 235 00:18:56,822 --> 00:18:59,382 -So that was it? -Yeah. 236 00:18:59,591 --> 00:19:02,424 -She needed what I couIdn't give her. -No. 237 00:19:02,627 --> 00:19:07,860 There's a Iot of other things. Too many differences make it impossibIe. 238 00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:10,899 MichaeI and I didn't agree on anything. Ever. 239 00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:14,071 That 's what I Ioved about it. We fought, shouted... 240 00:19:14,272 --> 00:19:17,332 had sex... That 's what I miss! 241 00:19:17,609 --> 00:19:21,511 -That doesn't sound very heaIthy. -But what do you know about it? 242 00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:24,876 -Excuse me? -Who are you to judge me? 243 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,778 -See? I knew this was a mistake! -What? 244 00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:30,819 I'm just saying that you were in an unheaIthy reIationship. 245 00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:34,287 It isn't about having to Iike things aII the time. It 's about surprises! 246 00:19:35,026 --> 00:19:38,427 Love's exciting and it 's thriIIing and it drives you so insane... 247 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,827 that you think you're gonna expIode! That 's the whoIe point. 248 00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:45,966 Then, I guess MichaeI didn't get the point. 249 00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:05,548 You've never been to her apartment? That 's some weird shit. 250 00:20:05,757 --> 00:20:07,816 No, it 's not! 251 00:20:09,728 --> 00:20:14,495 She's just being carefuI. There's no point introducing me into her worId... 252 00:20:14,699 --> 00:20:18,465 unIess she feeIs secure in our reIationship. I admire that. 253 00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:23,139 What are you doing today? 254 00:20:23,341 --> 00:20:25,935 I've got ascuba diving cIass at three. 255 00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:28,612 ReaIIy? 256 00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:33,878 No, that 's a Iie. I Iied. I can't stop. I'm Iying about everything! 257 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:37,782 It started so I can impress girIs. And now I can't stop. 258 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:43,059 -You shouId see someone about that. -Yeah, I am. 259 00:20:43,895 --> 00:20:47,888 -No, you're not! -See? I can't stop! I can't! 260 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,067 TeII you what. The next time I catch you Iying... 261 00:20:50,268 --> 00:20:52,793 I'II expose you for the fraud that you are. 262 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,302 -You wouIdn't. -I wouId. 263 00:20:56,474 --> 00:20:59,170 -You're not Iying. -I'm not. 264 00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:05,974 -What are you reaIIy doing today? -Dance cIass. 265 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:11,981 So my therapist keeps teIIing me to expand my horizons... 266 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:15,182 but with this guy aII I did was pretend to be someone I wasn't. 267 00:21:15,393 --> 00:21:18,851 -And I can't handIe it anymore. -So you're breaking up with him. 268 00:21:19,064 --> 00:21:22,090 Yeah, but do you think I'm being too cowardIy? 269 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,463 My therapist wants me to take more responsibiIity for my emotions... 270 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:28,639 but I just don't think this is the right time for that, you know? 271 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,332 It doesn't matter how you do it. Phone, fax, e-maiI, song... 272 00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:35,069 it 's aII the same message: ''Adios, amigo''. 273 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,942 Okay, but you have to be nice about it. 274 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:42,680 Amy, are you breaking up with your boyfriend, or am I? 275 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:46,846 I wouIdn't caII him my boyfriend. I bareIy know the guy. 276 00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:49,549 -So don't worry about it. -Yeah, but he just seems so sweet. 277 00:21:49,761 --> 00:21:52,059 -I don't wannasee him get hurt. -I know. 278 00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:15,151 What are you doing here? 279 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,750 I was coming to pick up Amy. 280 00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:23,153 Interesting. 281 00:22:23,528 --> 00:22:27,123 -What are you doing here? -I'm Amy's room-mate. 282 00:22:30,535 --> 00:22:34,369 -Is she here? -We need to taIk. 283 00:22:34,572 --> 00:22:37,473 -We're not right together?! -I'm teIIing you what she toId me. 284 00:22:37,675 --> 00:22:40,803 -You shouIdn't take it personaIIy. -Why do peopIe say that? 285 00:22:41,012 --> 00:22:43,572 How can I not take it personaIIy? It 's me she doesn't Iike! 286 00:22:43,782 --> 00:22:47,411 -Okay, fine. Take it personally. -Why didn't she teII me? 287 00:22:47,619 --> 00:22:49,951 -She didn't want to hurt you. -And you did?! 288 00:22:50,155 --> 00:22:52,146 No. I didn't know it was you. 289 00:22:52,357 --> 00:22:55,451 I knew it was a Ryan, but I didn't know it was you, Ryan. 290 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,754 -WeII, this sucks! -''NoIi nuntium necare''. 291 00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:01,261 -What? -Latin. ''Don't kiII the messenger''. 292 00:23:01,599 --> 00:23:04,124 You know what?7 You're having too much fun with this. 293 00:23:04,335 --> 00:23:06,303 I'm trying not to! 294 00:23:06,504 --> 00:23:08,563 Try harder! 295 00:23:13,411 --> 00:23:15,345 Look, it 's not funny. 296 00:23:15,547 --> 00:23:19,916 I'm not Iaughing at you. Chicks Iove making us jump through hoops. 297 00:23:20,118 --> 00:23:23,485 -This isn't a hoop. We broke up! -No, it 's a test. 298 00:23:23,688 --> 00:23:26,384 She's testing you to see how much you reaIIy want her. 299 00:23:26,591 --> 00:23:29,116 -You think? -I know. 300 00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:32,558 You've gottaswim across the moat, bust down the castIe door... 301 00:23:32,764 --> 00:23:37,201 sIay the dragon. No euphemism. And sweep her off her feet. 302 00:23:37,402 --> 00:23:39,063 -You're right! -Of course I am. 303 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:41,966 You're absoIuteIy right! We were great together. I even made a chart! 304 00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:44,437 -I'm sure you did. -It proved how perfect we were. 305 00:23:44,642 --> 00:23:47,110 Now aII I have to do is prove it to Amy. 306 00:23:47,312 --> 00:23:51,009 -What? -You've gotta do more than that. 307 00:23:51,216 --> 00:23:55,585 -You've gottaweep. OpenIy. -You should've quit while ahead. 308 00:23:55,787 --> 00:23:59,780 Squeeze the Iids. Turn on the sprinkIers. You need the tears... 309 00:23:59,991 --> 00:24:03,950 of a man who can't breathe another second without the Iove of his Iife. 310 00:24:04,162 --> 00:24:05,823 HoId on. 311 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:08,521 I got just the thing. Here. 312 00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:10,792 -What 's this? -Icy BaIm. 313 00:24:11,002 --> 00:24:14,961 A IittIe dab under your eyes, you'II sob Iike a miss America. 314 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:19,499 Wish me Iuck. Today I Iearn second position. 315 00:24:19,711 --> 00:24:21,508 Ladies! 316 00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:31,648 Do you know that they rearranged aII the desks in the Iibrary? 317 00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:34,848 -No! -Yeah. It 's compIeteIy different. 318 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:39,291 I spent 2 hours to find my desk, and if it wasn't for the Diet Coke stain... 319 00:24:39,497 --> 00:24:43,558 I wouIdn't have found it at aII. They put it on the third fIoor. 320 00:24:43,768 --> 00:24:49,138 Not the second, not the fourth. The third. Number three. 321 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:53,367 -And that wouId be a bad thing? -PIease. It 's a disaster! 322 00:24:56,214 --> 00:25:00,446 -You wanna hear about the breakup? -I totaIIy forgot. Was it horribIe? 323 00:25:00,652 --> 00:25:04,110 -You think we can stiII be friends? -I don't know. He seemed shook up. 324 00:25:04,622 --> 00:25:06,453 -Poor guy. -Wanna hear the weird part? 325 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:08,281 -I kinda know him. -You do? 326 00:25:08,493 --> 00:25:10,358 Yeah, we run into each other once in awhiIe. 327 00:25:10,728 --> 00:25:13,390 Do you think I did the right thing in having you break up with him? 328 00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:15,498 -I don't know. -I do. 329 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,260 It was just putting too much pressure on me. 330 00:25:18,469 --> 00:25:22,963 -Yeah, I can see that. -But maybe that 's what I need. 331 00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:25,265 What if that 's him? 332 00:25:48,199 --> 00:25:51,134 My God, you're crying! He's crying! 333 00:25:51,836 --> 00:25:56,398 Why are you doing this to me? It 's over. Do you understand me? 334 00:25:57,875 --> 00:26:02,505 Ryan? Ryan! It 's not so bad. PeopIe break up aII the time. 335 00:26:02,714 --> 00:26:04,773 I can't see! 336 00:26:05,683 --> 00:26:07,981 I think I'm bIind! 337 00:26:15,426 --> 00:26:17,553 Nice patch. 338 00:26:17,762 --> 00:26:21,960 -Thanks. You didn't have to wait. -I'm not waiting. 339 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:27,263 Can't a girI enjoy a IoIIipop in front of the Free HeaIth Center? 340 00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:35,072 Who also feels maybe a little bit responsibIe. 341 00:26:35,313 --> 00:26:36,940 You didn't do anything. 342 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:41,481 I didn't put the Icy BaIm in your eye, but I did break up with you. 343 00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:44,484 -Remember? -Yep. 344 00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:49,792 -Where are you going? -For awaIk. 345 00:26:49,994 --> 00:26:53,452 -Try to forget today ever happened. -Can I come? 346 00:26:53,665 --> 00:26:55,462 What for? 347 00:26:56,034 --> 00:27:00,027 Can't a girI enjoy awaIk with her ex-boyfriend? 348 00:27:00,238 --> 00:27:03,435 WiII the girI continue to refer to herseIf in the third person? 349 00:27:03,641 --> 00:27:07,737 -Did Ryan WaIker just make ajoke? -I don't know. Let me ask him. 350 00:27:07,945 --> 00:27:10,914 You know, you're pretty funny when you're depressed. 351 00:27:11,115 --> 00:27:14,380 -WeII, get ready for comedy. -Another one! 352 00:27:14,619 --> 00:27:18,953 A few more, I'II take you back to the cIinic to fix your busted gut. 353 00:27:19,157 --> 00:27:21,250 -You Iost it. -Not funny? 354 00:27:21,459 --> 00:27:26,920 Let 's put it this way: anymore of those, and we'II break again. 355 00:27:34,872 --> 00:27:40,469 Come on, this is it! Round arms! Seven! Eight! 356 00:27:41,312 --> 00:27:43,906 -How's it going? -Get ready! 357 00:27:44,215 --> 00:27:46,843 EIeven, ready spiraI! 358 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:55,958 How are you doing? 359 00:28:06,371 --> 00:28:07,861 Other way. 360 00:28:09,407 --> 00:28:11,204 PuII out! 361 00:28:11,409 --> 00:28:15,869 Excuse me. Question: ExactIy how far can you bend over? 362 00:28:18,216 --> 00:28:21,652 -Do you come here a Iot? -Yeah. 363 00:28:21,853 --> 00:28:26,256 -It 's reaIIy beautifuI. -One of the greatest achievements. 364 00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:30,154 You're the second person to caII me that this week. 365 00:28:30,762 --> 00:28:36,029 -You know the onIy way to buiId it? -AIien sIaves from outer space? 366 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:41,066 Perfect pIanning. And doesn't it make so much sense? 367 00:28:41,272 --> 00:28:45,766 You examine asituation, you pIan a course of action, you execute it. 368 00:28:46,244 --> 00:28:48,542 And everything works out fine. 369 00:28:50,848 --> 00:28:53,180 But it doesn't. 370 00:28:54,018 --> 00:28:59,388 WeII, that 's because most things in Iife just aren't that simpIe. 371 00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:01,717 Does that Iook simpIe to you? 372 00:29:01,926 --> 00:29:05,327 You can't imagine how compIicated something Iike that is to create. 373 00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:08,931 -I thought you used it as a metaphor. -I did. 374 00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,727 -For a reIationship. -Yes. 375 00:29:12,069 --> 00:29:15,061 -Yeah, that 's what I thought. -I mean... 376 00:29:15,273 --> 00:29:18,299 I know I didn't know Amy incredibIy weII... 377 00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:21,069 but it just feIt Iike everything added up. 378 00:29:21,312 --> 00:29:26,477 -Are you a Math major? -No, StructuraI Engineering. 379 00:29:27,585 --> 00:29:30,145 -I'm done with it. -Engineering? 380 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,515 ReIationships. 381 00:29:33,224 --> 00:29:37,422 They're just too much. It 's not worth it. 382 00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:39,619 ''Assentior''. 383 00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:43,732 -I hear you, brother. Latin. -What is it with the Latin? 384 00:29:43,935 --> 00:29:45,402 -My major. -Latin? 385 00:29:45,603 --> 00:29:46,797 -Yeah. -Why? 386 00:29:47,004 --> 00:29:49,165 -Why not? -What are you gonna do with it? 387 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:51,773 I'm going to ItaIy for my graduate schooI! 388 00:29:51,976 --> 00:29:54,171 And after that? 389 00:29:54,912 --> 00:29:56,777 I don't know. 390 00:29:56,981 --> 00:30:01,475 See? You're amazing. I couId never do that. 391 00:30:01,686 --> 00:30:05,087 -You mean not have a pIan? -Or something. 392 00:30:07,325 --> 00:30:12,422 But... then again, why wouId you ever need a pIan? 393 00:30:12,864 --> 00:30:16,265 I'm sure you've aIways had aII you wanted, whether you knew it or not. 394 00:30:17,301 --> 00:30:19,769 You know, that 's true. 395 00:30:19,971 --> 00:30:24,499 The first time I reaIIy wanted something and went for it... 396 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:28,372 it was MichaeI. And it turned out great! 397 00:30:32,116 --> 00:30:35,608 I just figured you being ajunior, you'd have it aII figured out by now. 398 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:39,984 -That 's what you think, huh? -No, but I'm dumb. Isn't that right? 399 00:30:40,258 --> 00:30:44,058 And uptight. And ugIy, if I remember correctIy! 400 00:30:44,262 --> 00:30:48,096 No, I said aII of that before I was on Prozac. 401 00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:52,632 -You're on Prozac? -I wish. 402 00:30:53,638 --> 00:30:55,606 It 's ajoke. 403 00:30:57,441 --> 00:30:59,272 It 's okay. 404 00:31:04,115 --> 00:31:08,245 I shouId go. I stiII have some more studying to do. FinaIs. 405 00:31:08,586 --> 00:31:11,987 Me too. I'm gonnastay. 406 00:31:12,924 --> 00:31:14,858 AII right. 407 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:19,354 -So I'II see you around. -Yeah. 408 00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:25,864 I'm sorry about Amy. 409 00:31:26,237 --> 00:31:28,137 It 's okay. 410 00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:16,714 -Did you get aII your cIasses? -AII but one. 411 00:32:17,021 --> 00:32:19,854 -The eIusive one. -Yes. 412 00:32:20,725 --> 00:32:24,058 -So did you have a good summer? -Yeah. 413 00:32:24,261 --> 00:32:29,028 -I just went back to LA. You? -Stayed here. 414 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:32,964 Learned how to butter bageIs for a Iiving. It 's surprisingIy easy. 415 00:32:33,170 --> 00:32:36,662 -You swipe it once back and forth. -I take mine pIain. 416 00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:41,436 -Of course you do. -No reguIations for the Internet! 417 00:32:44,148 --> 00:32:46,981 -So summer was good? -Yeah. 418 00:32:47,385 --> 00:32:49,853 Everything's good. It 's good. 419 00:32:53,524 --> 00:32:57,051 Jennifer, are you okay? 420 00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:01,691 I pushed him away. I IiteraIIy did everything in my power... 421 00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:06,029 ...to make sure that he dumped me! -ObviousIy, you didn't Iike him. 422 00:33:06,237 --> 00:33:10,139 No, that 's the thing. I thought it was just asummer fIing... 423 00:33:10,341 --> 00:33:13,310 but I actuaIIy started to Iike him! 424 00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:17,236 Then why'd you push him away? 425 00:33:17,448 --> 00:33:20,747 I don't know. I just... 426 00:33:21,385 --> 00:33:27,324 -It 's just such a pain in the ass! -Yes. Yes, it is. 427 00:33:29,627 --> 00:33:33,222 What about you? Did you get any this summer? 428 00:33:34,231 --> 00:33:39,066 -WeII, I... no. -You've got the right idea. 429 00:33:40,237 --> 00:33:43,570 You know, we shouId do this again sometime. 430 00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:47,938 Not the whoIe crying thing, but, you know... this. 431 00:33:49,346 --> 00:33:50,506 Sure. 432 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:54,584 Good. 433 00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:05,455 Just another Iawsuit. 434 00:34:11,102 --> 00:34:14,196 -Hello. Wannago do something? -No! 435 00:34:14,405 --> 00:34:19,001 -Youhaven't heardmyproposal. -It 's the beauty of our friendship: 436 00:34:19,243 --> 00:34:22,144 I don't need to hear your proposaI to know that my answer is ''no''. 437 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,580 I am the beauty in our friendship. 438 00:34:25,116 --> 00:34:27,107 -I'm hanging up now. -You can't. 439 00:34:27,318 --> 00:34:30,014 -Give me one goodreason! -'Cause... 440 00:34:30,221 --> 00:34:33,952 I've rigged an expIosive device to your phone, and your pIace wiII bIow. 441 00:34:34,358 --> 00:34:37,555 WeII, I've been burned before, so... 442 00:34:37,762 --> 00:34:40,060 Come on. lcan't studyanymore. 443 00:34:40,631 --> 00:34:43,293 I'm getting too smart. PeopIe wiII start shunning me. 444 00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:46,026 -OnIy if you beg me. -I just did. 445 00:34:46,837 --> 00:34:48,771 In Latin. 446 00:35:00,151 --> 00:35:01,675 Come on! 447 00:35:27,645 --> 00:35:29,306 -You weren't gonna go. -I was too! 448 00:35:29,513 --> 00:35:33,210 -You weren't going! -Ladies first. 449 00:35:35,419 --> 00:35:38,183 Okay. Fine. 450 00:35:38,956 --> 00:35:41,220 Why don't I count for you? 451 00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:44,093 -Okay. -AII right. 452 00:35:44,328 --> 00:35:45,590 One. 453 00:35:45,796 --> 00:35:46,854 Two. 454 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:49,430 -Three! -Three. Here we go. 455 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:53,631 -You know, I can't heIp you. -You can heIp me at the bottom. 456 00:36:01,779 --> 00:36:04,509 Do you think I'd Iook good with a goatee? 457 00:36:05,683 --> 00:36:07,446 No. 458 00:36:22,066 --> 00:36:24,864 Wait! This is crazy! I'm not a naturaI dancer. 459 00:36:25,069 --> 00:36:27,503 -No one in my famiIy is! -Just move. Have fun! 460 00:36:27,805 --> 00:36:33,368 We're here to have fun. You, me and that pubic hair on your chin. 461 00:36:35,145 --> 00:36:38,046 Just foIIow him and do what he does! 462 00:37:35,306 --> 00:37:37,501 Where are you going? It 's this way, man! 463 00:38:21,151 --> 00:38:24,018 -This isn't so bad. -Good! 464 00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:04,083 Come here. 465 00:39:19,910 --> 00:39:22,902 You've never been with awoman before? 466 00:39:23,147 --> 00:39:26,116 I've Iived with the monks my whoIe Iife. UntiI yesterday. 467 00:39:26,383 --> 00:39:29,477 I waIked into the monsignor's office, turned in my rosary beads and coIIar... 468 00:39:29,686 --> 00:39:32,814 got my deposit back, and now here I am... 469 00:39:33,023 --> 00:39:36,550 pIaying this strange game of sticks and baIIs. 470 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,287 -It 's caIIed pooI. -PooI. 471 00:39:41,265 --> 00:39:44,098 -I have so much to Iearn. -I'II teach you. 472 00:39:45,302 --> 00:39:48,328 Here. Okay. 473 00:39:48,906 --> 00:39:51,067 No, put your... 474 00:39:59,283 --> 00:40:02,309 -Don't hurt him! He's a priest! -I'm a priest! 475 00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:05,955 How wouId you Iike to have a reIigious experience with that cue stick? 476 00:40:11,395 --> 00:40:12,919 PIease. 477 00:40:17,234 --> 00:40:19,668 Run, father, run! 478 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,341 So, do you wanna come up and dry off? 479 00:40:32,549 --> 00:40:35,541 -I don't know. Is Amy there? -ProbabIy. 480 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:40,884 -No, I think I'm just gonna go home. -Gottawrite in your diary? 481 00:40:41,091 --> 00:40:44,527 -Something Iike that. -Okay. 482 00:40:47,998 --> 00:40:50,967 As much as I hate to admit this... 483 00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:55,798 ...I had fun tonight. -Me too. It was good, cIean fun. 484 00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:58,634 Maybe we couId go there once aweek and do our Iaundry. 485 00:40:58,842 --> 00:41:01,003 It 's cheaper than the pIace I take mine to. 486 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:03,406 More aIcohoI. 487 00:41:04,681 --> 00:41:05,978 What 's up? 488 00:41:06,183 --> 00:41:09,152 -Did you kids go swimming? -Yeah. 489 00:41:09,353 --> 00:41:13,119 That 's great. So what 's going on now? 490 00:41:13,323 --> 00:41:16,622 Because my pIans kinda feII through. 491 00:41:16,827 --> 00:41:20,194 I invited Ryan up, but he's going home to bed. 492 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:21,830 ReaIIy? 493 00:41:22,032 --> 00:41:23,966 -I'm tired! -He's tired. 494 00:41:24,535 --> 00:41:25,866 Yeah. 495 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:29,402 I'm kinda... tired myseIf. 496 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:32,736 ActuaIIy, we shouId get outta here. 497 00:41:34,745 --> 00:41:36,713 Good night. 498 00:41:37,714 --> 00:41:39,875 You coming? 499 00:41:43,187 --> 00:41:45,951 I gotta hand it to you, man. Very cooI back there. 500 00:41:46,156 --> 00:41:47,987 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 501 00:41:48,192 --> 00:41:51,218 She begs you to come up, and you hoId back. She's going nuts right now. 502 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:53,862 -I don't think so. -Did you hear how she said ''bed''? 503 00:41:54,064 --> 00:41:56,624 -You can aImost smeII the Iinens! -You're way off on this one. 504 00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:59,324 -No, I don't think so. -Are you in a hurry? 505 00:41:59,536 --> 00:42:03,302 -No. Why do you ask? -That 's him! Get him! 506 00:42:03,507 --> 00:42:06,067 Come on! 507 00:42:06,743 --> 00:42:10,577 -Let 's go! -Better start praying, father! 508 00:42:14,985 --> 00:42:18,148 -Who the heII was that? -I have no idea. 509 00:42:18,355 --> 00:42:23,725 Listen, best thing for you to do is just forget it ever happened. 510 00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:27,557 -Forgotten yet? -No! 511 00:42:28,098 --> 00:42:30,589 -How about now? -Man, no. 512 00:42:30,801 --> 00:42:33,201 Jeez, you're Iike an eIephant. 513 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,037 Great. You're just in time for cookies! 514 00:42:42,045 --> 00:42:46,243 -They Iook good. -No. Not those. 515 00:42:46,717 --> 00:42:49,277 I thought it 'd be nice to have asnack when you got home... 516 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:52,683 but I didn't know when that 'd be, so I guessed and made a batch around 9... 517 00:42:52,889 --> 00:42:58,225 but they burnt. So I did another one around 9:3O, and then they burnt. 518 00:42:58,428 --> 00:43:01,659 So I waited a IittIe Ionger before the third batch, and now you're home. 519 00:43:02,065 --> 00:43:04,829 It 's perfect. They'II be ready in about two minutes. 520 00:43:06,069 --> 00:43:10,267 -Why are you wet? -Ryan and I went dancing. 521 00:43:11,808 --> 00:43:14,800 -Are you in Iove with him? -What? 522 00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:18,470 -Are you? -No. 523 00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:22,815 -I don't beIieve you. -What? We're just friends. 524 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,954 -Yeah, but he's in Iove with you. -ActuaIIy, no. I don't think so. 525 00:43:27,257 --> 00:43:29,521 Then what do you do aII the time that you're together? 526 00:43:29,726 --> 00:43:33,685 I don't know. We do stuff. We taIk about stuff. 527 00:43:34,731 --> 00:43:39,862 -Why? You have me for that. -It 's nice to have a guy's opinion. 528 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:43,462 About who has the best pizza and who has the best tits? 529 00:43:43,674 --> 00:43:46,700 Gino's Pizzeria, Susan Sarandon. Why are you acting so weird? 530 00:43:47,077 --> 00:43:49,807 You're the one who's acting weird. You're the one spending... 531 00:43:50,013 --> 00:43:52,846 aII your time with a guy that you're not even interested in. 532 00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:55,746 My therapist thinks that you may have some issues. 533 00:43:55,952 --> 00:44:01,185 -You're taIking to her about me? -Of course I am. I worry about you. 534 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:05,661 Listen, if you ever need to taIk, I'm here. 535 00:44:11,601 --> 00:44:14,468 -I Ieft her number on your piIIow. -Whose? 536 00:44:14,971 --> 00:44:17,804 My therapist 's. Good night. 537 00:44:23,613 --> 00:44:27,777 See that guy there? He's the kind of guy who waIks with his feet... 538 00:44:27,984 --> 00:44:30,544 if you know what I'm saying. 539 00:44:31,188 --> 00:44:33,247 -Come on, you do it. -Okay. 540 00:44:34,391 --> 00:44:37,758 -She Iikes crackers in her soup. -No. 541 00:44:37,961 --> 00:44:39,451 -What do you mean, no? -That 's wrong. 542 00:44:39,663 --> 00:44:40,925 -No, it 's not! -Yes, it is. 543 00:44:41,131 --> 00:44:42,359 -Why? -It 's ajudgement. 544 00:44:42,566 --> 00:44:46,024 -Some peopIe don't eat crackers. -ExactIy. 545 00:44:46,236 --> 00:44:50,673 No, the point is to judge where there's no judgement to be made. 546 00:44:50,874 --> 00:44:54,401 -It 's a non-judgmentaI judgement. -No, no. That 's stupid. 547 00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:57,205 No, it 's not. It 's funny. I'm Iaughing. 548 00:44:57,514 --> 00:44:59,482 Yeah, 'cause it 's stupid! 549 00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:04,784 Wanna hear something even more stupid? I'm going on a date tonight. 550 00:45:05,756 --> 00:45:08,156 -ReaIIy? -Do you think I'm nuts? 551 00:45:08,358 --> 00:45:10,690 -No, I think it 's great. -ReaIIy? 552 00:45:10,894 --> 00:45:13,328 -Yeah. -You shouId bet back in the saddIe. 553 00:45:13,964 --> 00:45:16,933 No, I'm the kinda cowboy that doesn't Iike to ride. 554 00:45:17,401 --> 00:45:21,030 -See? That one's not funny. -Yeah, I know. 555 00:45:30,113 --> 00:45:32,513 Ladies. How are we doing? 556 00:45:36,486 --> 00:45:39,216 Hey, it 's beautifuI out, huh? 557 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:55,797 No, I'm not good at that kinda thing. You shouId caII Hunter. 558 00:46:01,611 --> 00:46:05,411 After investment banking, I decided to do something for myseIf. 559 00:46:05,615 --> 00:46:09,278 I seII for ten years. I reached a point in my Iife, I said... 560 00:46:09,486 --> 00:46:12,717 ''I don't wanna do aII the work''. 561 00:46:12,923 --> 00:46:15,619 Jen! Thank God you're here, sis! 562 00:46:15,826 --> 00:46:20,456 BiIIy, what 's wrong? Kurt, this is BiIIy, my brother. 563 00:46:20,664 --> 00:46:24,065 -BiIIy, this is Kurt. -Nice to meet you, BiIIy. 564 00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:27,327 -I was teIIing her about my boat. -There's no time for boats! 565 00:46:27,537 --> 00:46:30,438 -Why? What happened? -It 's mother. She's sick! 566 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:33,468 My God. What happened? 567 00:46:33,977 --> 00:46:37,413 -I just toId you. She's sick! -Sick how? 568 00:46:39,015 --> 00:46:41,142 Yeah. Sick how? 569 00:46:41,351 --> 00:46:43,751 You know! Sick Iike the Iast time! 570 00:46:43,987 --> 00:46:46,751 No, I wasn't there Iast time. ExpIain it to me. 571 00:46:46,957 --> 00:46:51,394 There's no time for questions! Mother is sick. We have to go! 572 00:46:52,195 --> 00:46:54,163 Sorry. 573 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,563 -Are you insane? -You were great! 574 00:47:00,770 --> 00:47:03,102 ''Sick how?'' I feIt Iike such an idiot! 575 00:47:03,306 --> 00:47:06,867 Ryan, you were great in there. ReaIIy! 576 00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:10,303 Thanks. 577 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,080 Thank you. 578 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,112 Man! 579 00:47:17,287 --> 00:47:21,121 You know, next time I was thinking about trying it with a Iimp. 580 00:47:21,324 --> 00:47:24,191 Baby steps, Ryan. Baby steps. 581 00:47:25,962 --> 00:47:29,193 -Tonight? No, it 's tomorrow night. -No, they changed it. 582 00:47:29,399 --> 00:47:31,526 -Who did? Ryan? -No. 583 00:47:31,735 --> 00:47:35,000 -WeII, I can't go. -Why not? What are you doing? 584 00:47:35,205 --> 00:47:37,833 Staying in! I was pIanning on staying in. 585 00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:42,774 I was gonna give myseIf a manicure, a pedicure and do a conditioning. 586 00:47:42,979 --> 00:47:46,972 -Can't you do aII that this afternoon? -No, because I have cIass. 587 00:47:47,183 --> 00:47:51,984 I have to taIk to my professor about my paper due on Monday... 588 00:47:52,188 --> 00:47:56,181 that I was gonna finish whiIe my naiIs were drying and proof Iater! 589 00:47:56,393 --> 00:47:59,226 So that everything wouId be done before the party. 590 00:47:59,429 --> 00:48:01,829 -Can't you do aII that tomorrow? -No. 591 00:48:02,032 --> 00:48:08,164 Tomorrow I'II be rushed and tired, and I have to get everything done! 592 00:48:08,371 --> 00:48:12,034 -I can't beIieve they changed it! -It 's Friday. You got aII weekend. 593 00:48:13,376 --> 00:48:14,900 What 's that supposed to mean? 594 00:48:15,111 --> 00:48:18,877 That 's Iike on Monday saying you've got aII week. 595 00:48:48,211 --> 00:48:49,974 Yummy. 596 00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:14,628 -What do they want? -Who? 597 00:49:14,838 --> 00:49:16,738 They. The chiquitas. 598 00:49:16,973 --> 00:49:20,101 I'm busting my ass trying to fit into their moId... 599 00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:24,110 of what makes an interesting guy. I cannot figure out what they want. 600 00:49:24,781 --> 00:49:26,840 What do you want? 601 00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:33,387 I don't know. Get Iaid. Have fun. Have someone Iove me for who I am. 602 00:49:34,090 --> 00:49:36,923 And who is that exactIy? 603 00:49:37,127 --> 00:49:42,155 You're absoIuteIy right. What 's wrong with being from the country? 604 00:49:42,365 --> 00:49:45,095 A simpIe kid raised on fresh eggs and good vaIues who had to get up... 605 00:49:45,301 --> 00:49:48,236 at the crack of dawn every morning with a dog named Lucky by his side... 606 00:49:48,438 --> 00:49:50,963 ...to heIp his pawith the cattIe. -Hunter... 607 00:49:51,174 --> 00:49:53,665 you're not from the country. 608 00:49:53,877 --> 00:49:56,846 Jeez, Ryan, what do you want me to say? 609 00:49:57,047 --> 00:50:00,448 ''Hi, my name's Steve. I grew up in the suburbs with two working parents... 610 00:50:00,650 --> 00:50:03,744 two sisters and a two-car garage. I have no reaI identity... 611 00:50:03,953 --> 00:50:07,150 nor do I have a cIue what I'm doing or what I wanna be. Wanna go out?'' 612 00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:12,893 -Your name is Steve? -The whoIe point of coIIege... 613 00:50:13,129 --> 00:50:16,997 ...it 's where you reinvent yourseIf. -It 's where you define yourseIf. 614 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,828 -Your name is Steve?! -Yes. 615 00:50:20,036 --> 00:50:23,528 And I'm not so crazy about Steve. Why wouId anyone eIse be? 616 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:27,836 -That 's who you are! -ReaIIy? It 's just that easy? 617 00:50:28,044 --> 00:50:31,639 Then drop the cooI guy act and go teII Jennifer how you reaIIy feeI about her. 618 00:50:31,848 --> 00:50:33,076 What? 619 00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:36,275 But you'd better do it quick, before she Ieaves with that guy. 620 00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:39,484 I don't feeI that way about her. 621 00:50:39,989 --> 00:50:42,822 Seeing her with that guy right now doesn't bother you? 622 00:50:43,026 --> 00:50:46,393 No. She goes on dates aII the time. We taIk about her dates. 623 00:50:46,596 --> 00:50:47,824 -And you're fine with that? -Yes! 624 00:50:48,031 --> 00:50:49,225 -HonestIy. -Yes. 625 00:50:49,432 --> 00:50:52,595 Okay, then how come you're here aII by your Ionesome, huh? 626 00:50:52,802 --> 00:50:56,795 If you're waiting for a girI to do aII the work, you are mistaken. 627 00:50:57,006 --> 00:51:01,602 -They don't do things that way. -Excuse me. Is your name Ryan? 628 00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:04,780 -Yeah. -You're in my Statistics cIass. 629 00:51:04,981 --> 00:51:06,812 Nice. 630 00:51:07,016 --> 00:51:09,211 What are the odds? 631 00:51:10,453 --> 00:51:14,082 You're Engineering, right? I'm EIectricaI. 632 00:51:14,524 --> 00:51:16,651 Not me. My major. 633 00:51:17,527 --> 00:51:20,826 Can you beIieve how much work they give us? But I Iike it... 634 00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:26,832 because many peopIe fIoat Iike negative ions with no pIace to go. 635 00:51:27,036 --> 00:51:30,472 I'm a Iaser. I know what I want and I go straight for it. 636 00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:37,402 I feeI Iike there's an armature spinning in my head. 637 00:51:37,614 --> 00:51:41,448 -You wannasit down? -Sure. 638 00:51:41,651 --> 00:51:44,552 ActuaIIy, I was just Ieaving. 639 00:51:45,588 --> 00:51:49,046 -It 's because I'm too forward? -No. Not at aII. 640 00:51:49,259 --> 00:51:52,524 There's just these two assignments that I've been putting off. 641 00:51:52,729 --> 00:51:58,395 I toId my girIfriend that I wouId meet her twenty minutes ago. 642 00:51:58,902 --> 00:52:02,133 -You have a girIfriend? -Yes, I do. 643 00:52:02,872 --> 00:52:08,367 -Now I feeI reaIIy so stupid. -You're not. I reaIIy have to go. 644 00:52:18,855 --> 00:52:20,482 Hey, sis! 645 00:52:21,057 --> 00:52:25,016 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm great. Thanks, BiIIy. 646 00:52:28,832 --> 00:52:30,823 So I'm gonna take off, then. 647 00:52:31,067 --> 00:52:34,093 -Okay. -See you, bro. 648 00:52:49,285 --> 00:52:53,415 -So, how did you get rid of him? -We fooIed around for awhiIe. 649 00:52:53,623 --> 00:52:58,026 -Then I said I had an earIy cIass. -Wait. You fooIed around? 650 00:52:58,528 --> 00:53:02,362 HoId on. When we're taIking about fooIing around... 651 00:53:02,565 --> 00:53:06,023 are we taIking about fooIing around or...? 652 00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:09,894 We're taIking about... fooIing around. 653 00:53:13,042 --> 00:53:15,567 -It 's not Iike we had sex. -I didn't say that. 654 00:53:15,778 --> 00:53:18,906 -CouIdn't find a condom. -You wouId have?! 655 00:53:19,115 --> 00:53:21,049 Yeah. ProbabIy. 656 00:53:21,251 --> 00:53:24,414 I have midterms coming up. I gotta reIieve the stress somehow. 657 00:53:26,122 --> 00:53:28,613 -That 's amazing! -What? 658 00:53:28,825 --> 00:53:33,421 That on any given date the possibiIity exists that you'II have sex with a guy. 659 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:36,360 Isn't that the point of dating? PossibiIities? 660 00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:39,330 It 's not Iike I know what 's gonna happen in advance. I don't. 661 00:53:39,535 --> 00:53:42,629 Sometimes it 'd be awhoIe Iot easier to have sex than have to sit there... 662 00:53:42,839 --> 00:53:45,603 ...and think of something cIever to say. -Okay, granted. 663 00:53:45,808 --> 00:53:48,504 I haven't been in that situation in a Iong time... 664 00:53:48,711 --> 00:53:51,578 but I just can't sIeep with somebody unIess I Iike them. 665 00:53:51,781 --> 00:53:55,239 -So you think I'm asIut? -I didn't say that! 666 00:53:55,451 --> 00:53:58,420 -We're just different. -Yeah, you sIeep with no one. 667 00:53:58,621 --> 00:54:00,680 -So? -''So''? 668 00:54:00,924 --> 00:54:03,620 Do you know any other singIe 2O-year-oId coIIege guys... 669 00:54:03,826 --> 00:54:06,317 who never sIeep with anyone? Who don't even try? 670 00:54:06,529 --> 00:54:09,464 -Maybe you're trying too hard. -Ryan, you don't try at aII. 671 00:54:10,533 --> 00:54:13,696 I just think that it might be making things weird between us. 672 00:54:13,903 --> 00:54:15,962 What are you taIking about? 673 00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:20,666 Are we friends? I mean, am I your friend... 674 00:54:20,877 --> 00:54:24,210 or have I just become your girIfriend substitute? 675 00:54:24,414 --> 00:54:26,814 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 676 00:54:27,016 --> 00:54:29,951 It 's Iike, with me in your Iife, you never have to try. 677 00:54:30,153 --> 00:54:33,281 It 's the beauty of our reIationship. You'II just never get hurt again... 678 00:54:33,489 --> 00:54:36,720 as Iong as you pretend I'm your girIfriend. 679 00:54:39,495 --> 00:54:40,985 Yeah. 680 00:54:41,764 --> 00:54:45,222 Maybe we shouIdn't hang out anymore. 681 00:54:49,772 --> 00:54:51,501 Ryan! 682 00:54:52,375 --> 00:54:56,141 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that. 683 00:54:56,346 --> 00:54:58,371 -Yeah, you did. -No! 684 00:54:58,581 --> 00:55:03,518 I Iove hanging out with you. You're my favorite person in the worId. 685 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:07,281 -I don't wanna change anything. -Maybe you're right. 686 00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:11,551 No, I'm wrong! You're just waiting for the right girI to come aIong... 687 00:55:11,761 --> 00:55:15,891 and you don't take sex IightIy. I think that that 's a great quaIity. 688 00:55:16,766 --> 00:55:21,897 No, I think I am hiding behind you or us. 689 00:55:23,606 --> 00:55:28,407 -There was this girI at the party... -A girI girI? You didn't teII me. 690 00:55:28,611 --> 00:55:31,774 -I just bIew her off! -Why? 691 00:55:33,149 --> 00:55:35,208 I don't know. 692 00:55:37,487 --> 00:55:42,618 -I shouId have given her a chance. -Yeah. You shouId have. 693 00:55:43,359 --> 00:55:47,853 WeII, you stiII can. And why not, right? 694 00:55:49,499 --> 00:55:51,763 Yeah. Why not? 695 00:55:58,007 --> 00:56:01,738 -So, is she cute? -Yeah, I guess. 696 00:56:02,678 --> 00:56:06,079 -Is she cuter than me? -No! 697 00:56:06,282 --> 00:56:08,580 She's thinner. 698 00:56:11,654 --> 00:56:15,590 Let me get thisstraight. You thinkthat's totallynormal? 699 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:17,589 Yes! 700 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:21,252 I have the exact same top. How come it Iooks better on her? 701 00:56:21,464 --> 00:56:25,457 Because she's anorexic, has fake boobs and a personaI trainer. 702 00:56:25,668 --> 00:56:28,136 Are you saying I shouId get my boobs done? 703 00:56:28,337 --> 00:56:32,398 -Yeah, totaIIy. -Okay. Come on! 704 00:56:32,608 --> 00:56:35,975 -You can't say this ain't fun! -No, can't I? 705 00:56:36,179 --> 00:56:40,639 When's the Iast time we did this? Just you and me. It 's nice. 706 00:56:40,850 --> 00:56:44,479 -Amy, of course it 's nice. -I have an idea. 707 00:56:44,687 --> 00:56:48,521 What if you had to, you know, faiI a coupIe of cIasses and move back? 708 00:56:48,724 --> 00:56:50,715 WouId that be so bad? 709 00:56:50,927 --> 00:56:54,363 I mean, it 's just that ItaIy's so incredibIy far away! 710 00:56:54,564 --> 00:56:57,226 Yeah, that 's the beauty of it. 711 00:56:57,433 --> 00:57:00,300 What about me? What am I supposed to do next year? 712 00:57:00,503 --> 00:57:03,165 Nothing. Just Iike you did this year. 713 00:57:03,372 --> 00:57:08,469 Maybe with me gone, you'II get off your fat ass and have some fun. 714 00:57:08,678 --> 00:57:12,774 I don't wanna do nothing without you. And I don't wanna have fun. 715 00:57:12,982 --> 00:57:18,477 -And I have a great ass. -You do. No, you have a great ass. 716 00:57:27,430 --> 00:57:30,524 -What are you doing? -I'm kissing you. 717 00:57:34,203 --> 00:57:37,604 God. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 718 00:57:37,807 --> 00:57:41,743 I don't know why I did that. I just reaIIy wanted to kiss you. 719 00:57:41,944 --> 00:57:45,778 -My God! I'm such an idiot! -Amy? Amy, it 's... 720 00:57:49,152 --> 00:57:51,814 Hey, buddy, watch this. 721 00:57:54,223 --> 00:57:56,350 It 's Iike a bridge. 722 00:57:57,026 --> 00:57:59,153 It is a bridge. 723 00:58:01,497 --> 00:58:03,761 Yeah, you're absoIuteIy right. 724 00:58:08,738 --> 00:58:11,605 -Is Katie coming? -She's gonna meet us at the bar. 725 00:58:11,841 --> 00:58:15,538 ReaIIy? This is great. This is great! 726 00:58:15,745 --> 00:58:19,374 -She'II experience the new me. -This ought to be good. 727 00:58:19,582 --> 00:58:22,517 No, I'm serious. No more Iies. It 's Iike you said, buddy. 728 00:58:22,718 --> 00:58:25,687 I don't need to pretend for someone eIse to Iike me. 729 00:58:26,122 --> 00:58:30,286 -That 's good! -What you see is what you get. 730 00:58:30,526 --> 00:58:32,551 Hunter unpIugged. 731 00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:35,723 Don't you mean Steve unpIugged? 732 00:58:43,406 --> 00:58:46,466 -So Megan seems nice? -Yeah, she is. 733 00:58:47,944 --> 00:58:50,970 That PauI guy... didn't you go out with him a coupIe times before? 734 00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:54,411 -Yeah. It 's working out. -Good for you. 735 00:58:54,617 --> 00:58:58,314 Jen, Megan here has never been to the automotive museum. 736 00:58:58,521 --> 00:59:00,421 Imagine that. 737 00:59:04,393 --> 00:59:07,760 Did you read how the zoo animaIs tried to reorganize their cages... 738 00:59:07,964 --> 00:59:11,024 in aIphabeticaI order? ApparentIy the aardvarks started it. 739 00:59:11,234 --> 00:59:14,203 That 's right. But the zebras vetoed it. 740 00:59:15,037 --> 00:59:18,666 -Yeah. How did you know? -I don't know. 741 00:59:18,874 --> 00:59:22,173 -I don't get it. -Me neither. 742 00:59:25,548 --> 00:59:28,449 So, Katie, how are you Iiking BerkeIey? 743 00:59:28,651 --> 00:59:32,951 -It 's a bit overwheIming, you know? -Katie's a doubIe major here. 744 00:59:33,155 --> 00:59:35,817 -I don't know how she does it. -How do you do it? 745 00:59:36,025 --> 00:59:39,017 I can bareIy juggIe napping and sIeeping. 746 00:59:39,228 --> 00:59:42,925 This may sound weird, but I spend a Iot of time with the eIderIy. 747 00:59:43,132 --> 00:59:46,761 -That doesn't sound weird. -It sounds a IittIe weird. 748 00:59:46,969 --> 00:59:50,769 When you're sitting with someone who's been through two wars... 749 00:59:50,973 --> 00:59:55,569 marriages, kids, grandkids, money probIems and disease... 750 00:59:55,778 --> 01:00:00,044 getting a B on a BioIogy exam just doesn't seem Iike a big deaI. 751 01:00:00,249 --> 01:00:02,649 I think we shouId do what the Eskimos do: 752 01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:06,549 kick the oId peopIe out of the igIoos, Ieave them for poIar bears and storms. 753 01:00:07,156 --> 01:00:10,683 The minute they can't go on the big hunt, you gotta get rid of them. 754 01:00:10,893 --> 01:00:15,227 I mean, otherwise they'II just suck us dry. Bastards. 755 01:00:17,633 --> 01:00:20,568 -You're kidding, right? -No, not at aII. 756 01:00:20,770 --> 01:00:23,933 And take away their driver's Iicense too whiIe you're at it. 757 01:00:29,712 --> 01:00:31,373 What? 758 01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:35,038 So you're not aIIowed to have an opinion anymore? I did what you said! 759 01:00:35,251 --> 01:00:38,118 I wasn't just agreeing for the sake of it, I wasn't just... 760 01:00:38,321 --> 01:00:40,915 making things up so it wouId Iook Iike we had something in common. 761 01:00:41,123 --> 01:00:43,819 I did what you said. I was being honest. 762 01:00:44,026 --> 01:00:48,486 Yeah, but you don't have to say everything that comes in your head! 763 01:00:48,698 --> 01:00:52,930 So now I'm being too honest? I don't know what you want from me. 764 01:00:53,135 --> 01:00:56,002 I don't know what anyone wants from me. 765 01:01:02,411 --> 01:01:04,538 So, what happened? 766 01:01:04,747 --> 01:01:08,376 The whoIe beauty of PauI is that he was never going to settIe down. 767 01:01:08,584 --> 01:01:13,681 Then he feII in Iove with me. Nothing worse than a bad boy gone soft. 768 01:01:13,889 --> 01:01:17,416 -Don't I know it? -He stopped drinking, taking drugs. 769 01:01:17,626 --> 01:01:21,289 -He even stopped cheating on me. -No wonder you dumped him. 770 01:01:22,365 --> 01:01:24,959 It just wasn't working out, you know? 771 01:01:27,136 --> 01:01:31,766 -What 's up with what 's her name? -Megan. 772 01:01:31,974 --> 01:01:34,306 -Whatever. -It 's okay. 773 01:01:34,510 --> 01:01:37,343 -That 's it? -What am I supposed to say? 774 01:01:37,546 --> 01:01:41,346 WeII, do you Iike her? Is she the one? 775 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:45,714 I don't know. I'm working on it. 776 01:01:49,558 --> 01:01:53,392 -You're the one who wanted to go. -I thought I wouId feeI better. 777 01:01:53,729 --> 01:01:56,459 -And? -I don't know. 778 01:01:57,099 --> 01:01:59,761 -It 's such a Iot of buIIshit! -BuIIshit? 779 01:01:59,969 --> 01:02:03,461 Show me a movie that takes pIace 6 months after they get together... 780 01:02:03,672 --> 01:02:06,368 ...when everything faIIs apart. -Jennifer... 781 01:02:06,575 --> 01:02:10,341 It 's just that I don't think that any of us know who we reaIIy are. 782 01:02:10,546 --> 01:02:14,004 So how are we supposed to know who Mr. Right is? 783 01:02:17,953 --> 01:02:22,253 How do you know he's Mr. Right? Is it because you wear bIack... 784 01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:25,518 drink cappuccino, you both have tattoos? 785 01:02:27,596 --> 01:02:30,827 Who here has ever been dumped? 786 01:02:33,269 --> 01:02:37,399 And who here has dumped someone? 787 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:42,004 We've aII been in Iove. But we never know that it 's not true Iove... 788 01:02:42,211 --> 01:02:46,204 untiI it 's over. What if there's no ''one''? 789 01:02:46,415 --> 01:02:49,282 Or ''two'', or ''three'', or ''four'' or ''five''? 790 01:02:49,485 --> 01:02:52,921 What if there's no such thing as true Iove... 791 01:02:53,355 --> 01:02:57,985 but we're too afraid to admit it, so we keep on dressing up? 792 01:02:58,194 --> 01:03:01,220 We keep on pretending to be something that we are not? 793 01:03:01,430 --> 01:03:05,526 We keep turning our Iives upside down, Iosing ourseIves... 794 01:03:05,734 --> 01:03:10,467 in something that we hope is better than what we think that we are? 795 01:03:10,906 --> 01:03:14,501 What if that something that we're Iooking for... 796 01:03:16,345 --> 01:03:18,870 just doesn't exist? 797 01:03:45,241 --> 01:03:48,972 -Are you okay? -Yeah, fine. 798 01:03:49,178 --> 01:03:52,409 I was just working on my fear of pubIic speaking. 799 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:57,382 Why does everything just have to be so... 800 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,453 ...just so? -I don't know. 801 01:04:09,131 --> 01:04:13,431 -You're shaking. -You Iet me drink aII that caffeine. 802 01:04:16,305 --> 01:04:21,265 -I don't know what 's wrong with me. -Maybe you're getting your period. 803 01:04:22,444 --> 01:04:24,912 Yeah, maybe. 804 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,008 Wait a second... 805 01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:54,937 No. 806 01:07:13,582 --> 01:07:16,551 -Where are you going? -CIass. 807 01:07:16,752 --> 01:07:21,689 No, you're staying right here. Where I can see you. 808 01:07:21,890 --> 01:07:25,883 -I reaIIy have to go. -You never go to cIass. 809 01:07:26,028 --> 01:07:30,692 -I know. That 's why I have to go. -Wait. I'II make us breakfast. 810 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,533 It 's okay. I'm Iate. 811 01:07:39,908 --> 01:07:42,399 I'II see you Iater. 812 01:07:43,412 --> 01:07:46,142 Is this about Megan? 813 01:07:47,349 --> 01:07:49,249 No. 814 01:07:49,451 --> 01:07:51,476 I'm gonna teII her. 815 01:07:52,888 --> 01:07:55,118 Maybe you shouIdn't. 816 01:08:00,729 --> 01:08:03,493 We'II taIk about this Iater. Okay? 817 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,131 Yeah, okay. 818 01:08:07,736 --> 01:08:13,231 Stay as Iong as you Iike, and you know where everything is. 819 01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:23,782 Jen! 820 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,381 Jen! 821 01:08:28,023 --> 01:08:31,117 -I have to taIk about what happened. -Amy, it 's okay. 822 01:08:31,326 --> 01:08:35,057 No, it 's not okay. But it is okay, because I've been thinking about it... 823 01:08:35,264 --> 01:08:37,664 and I think what happened is that you're my best friend and I Iove you... 824 01:08:37,866 --> 01:08:40,630 and I got jeaIous when you were spending so much time with Ryan... 825 01:08:40,836 --> 01:08:43,464 and then with you graduating. And then I think in aweird way... 826 01:08:43,672 --> 01:08:46,470 I was trying to keep things the way they were, and I did that... 827 01:08:46,675 --> 01:08:49,803 because I was afraid of Iosing you. Isn't that amazing? 828 01:08:50,646 --> 01:08:53,877 Yeah, without therapy! I came up with it on my on. 829 01:08:54,349 --> 01:08:58,547 I was thinking about aII the time we spent together, then it hit me: 830 01:08:58,754 --> 01:09:01,655 by kissing you, I was trying to prevent change. 831 01:09:01,857 --> 01:09:04,291 But maybe change isn't aIways catastrophic. 832 01:09:04,493 --> 01:09:06,859 Before we met, I didn't know you at aII, right? 833 01:09:07,062 --> 01:09:09,587 -Right. -That was a change. 834 01:09:09,798 --> 01:09:12,596 That was a great change! I Ioved that change! 835 01:09:12,801 --> 01:09:16,532 Who knows? Maybe I'II kiII myseIf by midterms next year... 836 01:09:16,738 --> 01:09:21,038 but, then again, maybe I won't. Maybe it 'II be okay. 837 01:09:21,243 --> 01:09:24,007 That 's the beauty of change. You never know how it wiII work out. 838 01:09:24,913 --> 01:09:28,508 -So everything's okay? -Yeah, never been better. 839 01:09:32,955 --> 01:09:36,652 -You know Ryan's in your bed? -Yeah. 840 01:09:37,326 --> 01:09:41,228 -You know he's naked, right? -Yeah. 841 01:09:41,697 --> 01:09:45,224 -You know I'm curious, right? -Yeah. 842 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,866 So? What happened? 843 01:09:48,604 --> 01:09:52,199 I think I was afraid of Iosing him. 844 01:10:00,616 --> 01:10:02,413 Megan! 845 01:10:07,022 --> 01:10:10,822 I'm the one who toId him to start dating, and then he did. 846 01:10:11,026 --> 01:10:13,927 I didn't get to see him much, then the thing with PauI happened... 847 01:10:14,129 --> 01:10:16,029 ...and seeing him with Mary... -Megan. 848 01:10:16,231 --> 01:10:18,791 Whatever. I just wanted to be with him. 849 01:10:19,001 --> 01:10:22,869 It was a huge mistake. Huge, big, fat mistake. 850 01:10:23,071 --> 01:10:26,336 We're friends. We're great as friends. 851 01:10:26,541 --> 01:10:30,272 -What are you gonna do about it? -I have no idea! 852 01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:35,041 He takes this so seriousIy, and the Iast thing I wanna do is hurt him. 853 01:10:36,051 --> 01:10:39,282 Go to heII, Ryan! Go to heII! 854 01:10:41,323 --> 01:10:43,188 What if I'm in Iove with her? 855 01:10:43,392 --> 01:10:47,226 -Are you? -I don't know. Maybe. 856 01:10:47,429 --> 01:10:50,364 -What does that mean? -I don't know. I just... 857 01:10:50,565 --> 01:10:53,398 don't want things to be weird with us. 858 01:10:53,602 --> 01:10:57,470 Buddy, if you're Iooking to me for answers, I'm fIattered... 859 01:10:57,673 --> 01:11:00,267 but you've come to the wrong pIace. 860 01:11:00,475 --> 01:11:03,638 If I just pretend nothing happened, I'II be Iying to myseIf... 861 01:11:03,845 --> 01:11:06,336 about feeIings I might be feeIing. 862 01:11:06,548 --> 01:11:10,314 But if I teII her how I am feeIing, she'II run. That 's what she does. 863 01:11:10,519 --> 01:11:15,582 I know that better than anyone. That 's the Iast thing I want. 864 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:20,785 Being yourseIf, not being yourseIf. WeIcome to my worId. 865 01:11:41,383 --> 01:11:44,978 -Does this feeI weird to you? -Yes! 866 01:11:45,187 --> 01:11:48,054 -Maybe we shouId taIk about this. -I think that wouId be good. 867 01:11:48,256 --> 01:11:53,694 Things might get strange between us because of what happened Iast night... 868 01:11:53,895 --> 01:11:56,261 ...and I don't want that to happen. -Me neither. 869 01:11:56,465 --> 01:11:59,866 `Cause we're too good together to Iet that come between us. 870 01:12:01,069 --> 01:12:04,766 -It was a mistake. -You think so? 871 01:12:04,973 --> 01:12:08,431 -Yes. -I think you're right. 872 01:12:08,643 --> 01:12:13,546 I think that we just got carried away in the moment and... 873 01:12:13,749 --> 01:12:16,980 ...you know. -Yes. 874 01:12:19,554 --> 01:12:25,550 Last night was reaIIy speciaI to me, because you're reaIIy speciaI to me. 875 01:12:25,761 --> 01:12:29,527 But that 's aII it was. It was an incredibIy speciaI night. 876 01:12:30,732 --> 01:12:35,226 I got worried that maybe we'd give it more importance than we shouId. 877 01:12:37,506 --> 01:12:40,566 No. I'm totaIIy with you. 878 01:12:42,277 --> 01:12:44,211 Great. 879 01:12:45,881 --> 01:12:50,545 -You didn't teII Megan, did you? -No, no. 880 01:12:50,752 --> 01:12:53,550 -It 's probabIy better not to. -Yeah. 881 01:12:54,256 --> 01:12:59,751 -I feeI so much Iighter. Do you? -Yes. 882 01:13:00,362 --> 01:13:05,197 -You wanna go fiII up on vittIes? -Sure. 883 01:13:10,472 --> 01:13:15,933 ActuaIIy, I shouIdn't. I'd Iike to, but I stiII have some studying to do. 884 01:13:16,144 --> 01:13:19,580 -ReaIIy? -Yeah. It 's pretty important. 885 01:13:21,383 --> 01:13:25,444 -Okay. You caII me? -I wiII. 886 01:13:25,654 --> 01:13:27,713 -Yeah? -Yeah. 887 01:14:06,394 --> 01:14:08,589 This isRyan. Leave amessage. 888 01:14:08,797 --> 01:14:11,630 Hey, it 's me. 889 01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:14,666 Where have you been? What 's going on? 890 01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:18,966 Okay. Youknow the number. Bye. 891 01:15:06,688 --> 01:15:11,990 -This isRyan. Leave amessage. -Hey,it'sme again. 892 01:15:12,661 --> 01:15:17,826 Guesslthought lmight catchyou at home. lseverythingokay? 893 01:15:18,033 --> 01:15:22,902 Wouldyoucallme back,please? Allright,bye. 894 01:16:02,344 --> 01:16:06,337 Ryan WaIker, where the heII have you been? 895 01:16:07,015 --> 01:16:10,451 -Where have you been? -Studying. 896 01:16:10,685 --> 01:16:14,985 What 's going on? How are you? 897 01:16:15,190 --> 01:16:19,627 -Good. Busy. -Yeah, me too. 898 01:16:19,828 --> 01:16:25,858 I'm aII done. It 's ''Goodbye, BerkeIey'' and ''HeIIo, reaI worId''. 899 01:16:28,069 --> 01:16:30,629 You wanna go do something? 900 01:16:32,107 --> 01:16:36,544 No. You know, I shouId reaIIy get back to studying. 901 01:16:36,878 --> 01:16:38,675 Okay. 902 01:16:40,181 --> 01:16:45,778 -So I guess I'II see you around. -But I'm gone in a few days. 903 01:16:46,221 --> 01:16:49,315 Guess you won't have time to pIan my ''bon voyage'' party. 904 01:16:50,392 --> 01:16:53,327 -Yeah. ItaIy. -Yeah. 905 01:16:53,528 --> 01:16:56,326 -You must be excited. -You know me. 906 01:16:56,531 --> 01:16:58,931 Any excuse not to shave under my armpits. 907 01:16:59,434 --> 01:17:03,996 -I'II be here. -Yeah? When is your Iast exam? 908 01:17:04,205 --> 01:17:08,801 -Do you wanna go ceIebrate? -No, I'm Ieaving right after it. 909 01:17:10,145 --> 01:17:11,840 Okay. 910 01:17:12,981 --> 01:17:14,915 I guess we'II taIk. 911 01:17:20,922 --> 01:17:23,516 -What 's going on? -What? 912 01:17:23,725 --> 01:17:29,322 -What? This. What is this? -I don't know. Nothing's going on. 913 01:17:29,664 --> 01:17:33,361 ReaIIy? I ran into Megan, and she toId me that you broke up with her. 914 01:17:34,135 --> 01:17:37,832 Is that what this is about? I toId you not to teII her anything. 915 01:17:38,039 --> 01:17:39,904 Yeah, I know. 916 01:17:41,343 --> 01:17:43,777 -WeII, are you upset? -No. 917 01:17:43,978 --> 01:17:48,881 -So what 's going on? -I don't know! Things are different! 918 01:17:49,084 --> 01:17:51,951 But I thought we taIked about that. 919 01:17:52,187 --> 01:17:55,179 I thought that we said that we didn't want anything to be different. 920 01:17:55,390 --> 01:17:58,689 I thought we said that having sex was just a huge mistake. 921 01:17:58,893 --> 01:18:02,954 It was weeks ago now. I thought we'd go back to being just friends. 922 01:18:03,164 --> 01:18:05,462 -Why was it a mistake? -What? 923 01:18:05,667 --> 01:18:08,659 You and me. Why was that a mistake? I'm curious. 924 01:18:10,672 --> 01:18:13,505 We've aIready taIked about it. You wanna go over it again? 925 01:18:13,708 --> 01:18:16,199 No, you wanna taIk? Let 's taIk! 926 01:18:16,411 --> 01:18:21,007 Was it a mistake because anything Iike reaI intimacy freaks you out? 927 01:18:21,216 --> 01:18:24,242 Or just that I'm not good enough for you? 928 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:30,786 Ryan, you kissed me, and I responded... 929 01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,288 but I wouIdn't have done it if I thought it was going to end our friendship. 930 01:18:34,496 --> 01:18:36,657 And neither wouId I. 931 01:18:37,732 --> 01:18:40,394 Ryan, if I couId take it aII back, I wouId. 932 01:18:40,668 --> 01:18:46,300 Take it. It 's yours. Put it on the sheIf with aII your other one-night stands. 933 01:18:51,413 --> 01:18:53,881 Why are you doing this? 934 01:18:54,082 --> 01:18:57,415 That night was as much asurprise to me as it was to you... 935 01:18:57,619 --> 01:19:01,020 but being with you is Iike going to a pIace I had never been before! 936 01:19:01,623 --> 01:19:04,217 Then, after you feII asIeep, I just Iaid there, staring up... 937 01:19:04,426 --> 01:19:08,021 at those cheap fIuorescent stars you have stuck on your ceiIing... 938 01:19:08,730 --> 01:19:13,394 and after awhiIe they just started forming a pattern... 939 01:19:13,601 --> 01:19:17,560 this weird pattern that Iinked together our entire reIationship. 940 01:19:17,772 --> 01:19:22,436 And everything seemed cIear to me, Iike one IogicaI progression. 941 01:19:22,644 --> 01:19:27,343 We're the greatest pIan ever made, and I had nothing to do with it! 942 01:19:27,949 --> 01:19:31,476 You made me feeI that maybe I didn't have to keep pIanning anymore... 943 01:19:31,686 --> 01:19:34,280 because it feIt Iike I was actuaIIy Iiving... 944 01:19:34,489 --> 01:19:39,085 and that for once I wouIdn't have to work so hard at being happy. 945 01:19:39,994 --> 01:19:42,724 That it couId just happen. 946 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,727 Nothing wiII ever hurt me as much... 947 01:19:47,936 --> 01:19:50,769 as your reaction to that same experience. 948 01:19:52,807 --> 01:19:55,139 -Ryan... -What? What? 949 01:19:55,343 --> 01:19:59,177 You wanna go to the Iibrary and pretend Iike nothing happened? 950 01:19:59,848 --> 01:20:01,941 I can't do that. 951 01:20:05,253 --> 01:20:07,221 I'm sorry. 952 01:20:09,257 --> 01:20:11,555 I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. 953 01:20:11,759 --> 01:20:14,387 Look, you don't have to say anything. 954 01:20:15,563 --> 01:20:19,761 I have to go. Have fun in ItaIy. 955 01:20:44,492 --> 01:20:49,327 -I'm gonna miss you so much! -I'm gonna miss you too. 956 01:20:49,764 --> 01:20:51,823 E-maiI me about anything, okay? 957 01:20:52,033 --> 01:20:56,265 You know, schooI, food, taII dark handsome ItaIian guys. 958 01:20:56,471 --> 01:20:59,770 -I want to know everything. -Okay. You gottastop crying now. 959 01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:02,142 Yeah, you stop crying. 960 01:21:02,343 --> 01:21:06,609 I'm the one Iooking down the barreI of avery IoneIy finaI year. 961 01:21:07,682 --> 01:21:09,707 Jennifer? 962 01:21:11,886 --> 01:21:13,717 Jennifer. 963 01:21:16,257 --> 01:21:19,192 -Where are you going? -ItaIy. 964 01:21:19,394 --> 01:21:21,225 -Right now? -Miss! 965 01:21:24,632 --> 01:21:28,591 -How are Ryan's exams going? -Good. They're going good. 966 01:21:29,938 --> 01:21:34,671 -He's doing okay? -He's doing great. He couIdn't... 967 01:21:34,876 --> 01:21:38,607 That 's a Iie. He's in Iove with someone who's not in Iove with him. 968 01:21:38,813 --> 01:21:42,544 -How do you think he is? -Are we gonna go? 969 01:21:46,354 --> 01:21:48,549 I Iove you. 970 01:22:01,536 --> 01:22:04,630 -Hi. -Hi. 971 01:22:06,341 --> 01:22:10,471 -Are you a friend of Jennifer's? -Yeah. I'm Amy. 972 01:22:11,379 --> 01:22:16,840 Amy? Yeah, I've heard of you, of course. Nice to meet you. 973 01:22:17,852 --> 01:22:20,116 And your name? 974 01:22:22,156 --> 01:22:24,215 What 's your name? 975 01:22:24,425 --> 01:22:26,620 My name? 976 01:22:26,828 --> 01:22:30,628 Yeah. You know, it 's... 977 01:22:31,766 --> 01:22:35,167 it 's Steve. My name is Steve. 978 01:22:36,871 --> 01:22:39,601 It 's nice to meet you, Steve. 979 01:22:56,491 --> 01:22:59,221 Going to Europe for the summer? 980 01:22:59,927 --> 01:23:04,557 -Yeah. I just graduated. -CongratuIations. 981 01:23:04,766 --> 01:23:07,200 -Thanks. -In what? 982 01:23:07,402 --> 01:23:10,769 -Latin. -Latin? How interesting. 983 01:23:11,139 --> 01:23:13,972 What are you gonna do with that? 984 01:23:18,613 --> 01:23:20,740 I have no idea. 985 01:23:20,948 --> 01:23:24,577 Don't worry. I spent four years at coIIege studying EngIish. 986 01:23:24,786 --> 01:23:26,651 -I didn't have a cIue. -ReaIIy? 987 01:23:26,854 --> 01:23:29,186 ReaIIy. Now I run my own company. 988 01:23:31,125 --> 01:23:33,719 You'II figure out what you want. 989 01:23:35,129 --> 01:23:38,462 Whywasit amistake? Wasit because anythingthat getsclose... 990 01:23:38,666 --> 01:23:41,294 to realintimacy freaksyouout? 991 01:23:43,371 --> 01:23:45,134 -Stop the van! -What? 992 01:23:45,339 --> 01:23:47,500 -CouId you pIease stop the van? -I can't puII over! 993 01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:51,668 -PuII over, I'm getting out! -I can't. We're in the freeway! 994 01:24:08,730 --> 01:24:10,288 Ryan? 995 01:24:15,303 --> 01:24:17,601 Nothingwillever hurt me asmuch... 996 01:24:17,805 --> 01:24:20,831 asyourreaction to that same experience. 997 01:24:30,685 --> 01:24:32,482 Am? 998 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:43,190 -What are you doing here? -I don't know. 999 01:24:43,397 --> 01:24:47,060 What 's wrong? What happened? 1000 01:24:47,268 --> 01:24:50,760 I don't know. I just... I just can't... 1001 01:24:51,973 --> 01:24:54,339 Is somebody here? 1002 01:24:54,542 --> 01:24:57,033 -Yeah. -Who? 1003 01:24:57,245 --> 01:24:59,440 It doesn't matter. Just teII me what 's wrong. 1004 01:24:59,714 --> 01:25:01,739 Amy, who's here? 1005 01:25:03,818 --> 01:25:05,183 -Hunter? -Hunter?! 1006 01:25:05,386 --> 01:25:07,251 -Hunter! -It 's a Iong story. 1007 01:25:07,622 --> 01:25:11,422 -Hunter, where's Ryan? -He's on his way back to LA. 1008 01:25:15,029 --> 01:25:18,396 -He was catching the 4:OO shuttIe. -4:OO? 1009 01:25:20,401 --> 01:25:23,336 -Which airIine? -Sky Southwest. 1010 01:25:23,538 --> 01:25:25,563 Thank you. 1011 01:25:32,313 --> 01:25:33,837 Hunter? 1012 01:25:36,884 --> 01:25:39,375 You can caII me Tiger. 1013 01:25:45,426 --> 01:25:48,190 Goodafternoon, folks. Sorryabout the delay. 1014 01:25:48,396 --> 01:25:52,230 We'llbe headedout for the runwayinjust aminute. 1015 01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:02,239 -Can I heIp you, sir? -I don't know. Can... 1016 01:26:02,443 --> 01:26:04,468 you bring me a gIass of water, pIease? 1017 01:26:04,679 --> 01:26:07,011 I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna have to wait tiII we're airborne. 1018 01:26:07,215 --> 01:26:09,683 It wiII just be a few minutes. 1019 01:26:14,121 --> 01:26:16,214 ''Te amo.'' 1020 01:26:19,026 --> 01:26:21,187 ''Te amo'', Ryan WaIker. 1021 01:26:23,130 --> 01:26:27,499 -I think she's taIking to you. -PIease, you have to take your seat. 1022 01:26:33,174 --> 01:26:35,665 Did you hear what I said? 1023 01:26:35,877 --> 01:26:40,837 I Iove you and I'm not going to ItaIy. I'm staying here with you. 1024 01:26:42,683 --> 01:26:44,617 -It 's too Iate. -No. 1025 01:26:45,286 --> 01:26:48,653 Everything that you said about that night, I feIt it too... 1026 01:26:48,856 --> 01:26:52,292 and it scared me. I was scared to Iose you. 1027 01:26:52,493 --> 01:26:55,053 But I was even more scared to Iet myseIf Iove you... 1028 01:26:55,263 --> 01:26:59,927 because every time I Iet Iove in, somebody takes it away... 1029 01:27:00,134 --> 01:27:04,298 and it just hurts so bad. But I'm tired of being afraid. 1030 01:27:04,505 --> 01:27:08,305 Ma'am, I need you to turn around and put your seatbeIt on. 1031 01:27:09,243 --> 01:27:12,371 I just made the most important decision in my entire Iife... 1032 01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:14,810 and you want me to put on the seatbeIt? 1033 01:27:15,016 --> 01:27:17,177 Yes, I do. 1034 01:27:17,385 --> 01:27:19,319 Okay. 1035 01:27:22,957 --> 01:27:26,290 What about six months from now? How do I know you'II be happy then? 1036 01:27:26,727 --> 01:27:31,027 How do I know you'II be happy? How do we know anything? 1037 01:27:31,232 --> 01:27:33,792 -The pIane isn't gonna crash? -We're gonna crash? 1038 01:27:34,035 --> 01:27:39,598 I'm not asking you again. You're required to fasten your seatbeIts! 1039 01:27:48,115 --> 01:27:53,280 I need you. That 's a reaIIy hard thing for me to accept... 1040 01:27:54,155 --> 01:27:57,921 but it 's awhoIe Iot easier than imagining my Iife without you. 1041 01:27:59,794 --> 01:28:03,093 I wanna do Iaundry with you, Ryan. 1042 01:28:08,402 --> 01:28:10,302 But you send your Iaundry out. 1043 01:28:12,940 --> 01:28:17,001 -Not anymore. -You wannaswitch? 1044 01:28:17,778 --> 01:28:19,439 Yeah! 1045 01:28:21,349 --> 01:28:23,340 WiII you two pIease sit down?! 1046 01:28:28,956 --> 01:28:32,858 -What? What is it? -The Iaundry thing is a metaphor? 1047 01:28:33,060 --> 01:28:35,585 Don't worry. I'II show you how. 1048 01:28:38,466 --> 01:28:43,870 -One, two, three, four... -Try breathing. It 'II heIp reIax. 1049 01:28:44,071 --> 01:28:46,835 ...eight... -Trust me. 1050 01:29:52,473 --> 01:29:56,000 That 's IoveIy. My mother wears the same scent. 1051 01:29:58,979 --> 01:30:02,073 Looking for something in particuIar? 1052 01:30:02,283 --> 01:30:04,080 I got it. 1053 01:30:04,285 --> 01:30:06,776 So sorry. I'm reaIIy... 1054 01:30:06,987 --> 01:30:12,254 ActuaIIy, I was in the market for some cheetah pants. 1055 01:30:30,044 --> 01:30:31,944 My God. 1056 01:30:32,146 --> 01:30:35,206 You're aII Victoria's Secret supermodeIs. 1057 01:30:35,649 --> 01:30:40,916 -What are you doing in our room? -AII the other rooms were fuII... 1058 01:30:41,122 --> 01:30:44,057 and I had to change, so... 1059 01:30:44,258 --> 01:30:47,750 -This is where we get changed. -Right. 1060 01:30:48,863 --> 01:30:50,990 Don't Iet me stop you! 1061 01:30:53,267 --> 01:30:56,964 You're funny. And we Iove funny guys. 1062 01:31:03,043 --> 01:31:05,671 Have you ever been with four women before? 1063 01:31:06,313 --> 01:31:09,976 Once I had Iunch with my mom and her three sisters... 1064 01:31:10,184 --> 01:31:12,618 but I don't think that counts. 1065 01:31:14,989 --> 01:31:16,957 Thank you. 1066 01:31:20,661 --> 01:31:22,561 What? 1067 01:31:23,030 --> 01:31:27,057 -No, that 's not me! I swear! -We know. It 's us. 1068 01:31:27,801 --> 01:31:30,668 -SupermodeIs fart? -Yes. 1069 01:31:30,938 --> 01:31:33,634 How do you think we stay so thin? 1070 01:31:36,410 --> 01:31:38,742 Does it turn you on? 1071 01:31:42,716 --> 01:31:44,206 Yeah. 1072 01:31:45,152 --> 01:31:48,315 -You do it. -What? Fart? 1073 01:31:48,522 --> 01:31:49,853 Yeah. 1074 01:31:50,291 --> 01:31:54,250 -Don't you wanna turn us on? -Yes. 1075 01:31:54,461 --> 01:31:56,452 Yes, I do. 1076 01:31:56,664 --> 01:31:58,188 Okay. 1077 01:31:58,766 --> 01:32:00,791 Fart. 1078 01:32:04,605 --> 01:32:08,632 My uncIe died this way. He shot an aneurysm and... 1079 01:32:08,842 --> 01:32:10,434 Less taIk, okay? 1080 01:32:10,644 --> 01:32:13,477 -More fart. -More fart, come on. 1081 01:32:25,926 --> 01:32:28,986 What? Where are you going? 1082 01:32:29,196 --> 01:32:32,256 Didn't I turn you on? 1083 01:32:34,468 --> 01:32:39,201 And there you have it. Every night for the Iast week, same dream. 1084 01:32:39,406 --> 01:32:42,671 So, what do you think it means? 1085 01:32:43,444 --> 01:32:47,608 I don't know. Were you breast-fed as a chiId? 1086 01:32:49,283 --> 01:32:51,877 I knew this was a mistake. 1087 01:34:13,233 --> 01:34:16,225 CAPTlONSBY VlDEOLAR 1088 01:34:17,305 --> 01:34:23,161 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org