1 00:00:32,085 --> 00:00:34,360 Sue, don't misunderstand me. 2 00:00:34,565 --> 00:00:39,923 I'm not complaining about your work. I have your latest piece here, it's great. 3 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,201 But you were due back yesterday. 4 00:00:42,405 --> 00:00:45,442 But Richard, there's one more story I just have to do. 5 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:49,558 - There's always one more story. - But listen to this. 6 00:00:49,765 --> 00:00:53,440 Last month this guy in the Northern Territory was attacked by a crocodile. 7 00:00:53,685 --> 00:00:58,201 It bit his leg right off, left him there to die a hundred miles from nowhere. 8 00:00:58,405 --> 00:01:01,681 A week later he crawls out of the bush, gets patched up and disappears. 9 00:01:01,925 --> 00:01:05,600 No interviews, no pictures, nothing. I tracked him down. 10 00:01:05,845 --> 00:01:09,884 He runs a safari business out of somewhere called Walkabout Creek. 11 00:01:10,885 --> 00:01:13,558 And his name... get this. 12 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:17,757 Michael J. Crocodile Dundee. 13 00:01:17,965 --> 00:01:21,401 Even if this is for real, it could take weeks to nail him down. 14 00:01:21,645 --> 00:01:26,002 I've made arrangements to meet him, I got a chopper meeting me, 15 00:01:26,245 --> 00:01:28,600 I'll be there tonight. 16 00:01:28,805 --> 00:01:32,002 Yeah... OK... 17 00:01:33,525 --> 00:01:35,402 - I really miss you, darling. - I miss you, too. 18 00:01:35,605 --> 00:01:39,041 - Take care now. - Don't worry, I'm a New Yorker! 19 00:03:23,685 --> 00:03:29,874 Walter Reilly, Never-Never Safaris. I'm Mr Dundee's business partner. 20 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:33,322 - Nice to meet you, Mr Reilly. - Please, call me Walter. 21 00:03:33,565 --> 00:03:36,682 We're pretty informal in the bush. 22 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,041 No... let me. 23 00:03:48,165 --> 00:03:50,121 There you go. 24 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:53,400 - You all right? - Yes. 25 00:04:00,725 --> 00:04:04,400 I'm sorry that Mr Dundee isn't here himself to meet you, but... 26 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,921 ...he is here in town... somewhere. 27 00:04:39,805 --> 00:04:41,921 Welcome to Walkabout Creek. 28 00:04:49,765 --> 00:04:55,283 I took the liberty of booking you into our hotel. I trust that's in order? 29 00:04:55,525 --> 00:04:59,040 - Sounds just fine. - There's just one other thing... 30 00:04:59,245 --> 00:05:04,683 You did say that you were prepared to pay the 2,500 dollars? 31 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:10,045 Absolutely. And I'll see where he was attacked and how he survived? 32 00:05:10,285 --> 00:05:15,643 Miss, I assure you you're gonna spend a few wonderful days here. 33 00:05:34,165 --> 00:05:36,963 Five bucks, anyone who can make Donk spill it. 34 00:05:37,165 --> 00:05:43,604 - What's the sideshow all about? - Just the boys having fun and games. 35 00:05:43,805 --> 00:05:48,799 Donk's never spilled a drop. We're a pretty tough breed up here. 36 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:55,761 - And your Mr Dundee, does he... - No, he's very reserved. 37 00:05:56,005 --> 00:05:58,599 He's a legend up here. 38 00:05:58,805 --> 00:06:03,321 There he was doing a quiet spot of fishing when all of a sudden... bang! 39 00:06:03,925 --> 00:06:09,045 This giant crocodile came up, turned him over, bit half his leg off, 40 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,196 dragged him down under. 41 00:06:11,765 --> 00:06:13,198 Killed it, of course. 42 00:06:13,405 --> 00:06:20,004 I mean, any normal man would have just turned up his toes and died. 43 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:24,323 But not our Mick. No. 44 00:06:24,925 --> 00:06:26,483 Hundreds of miles... 45 00:06:27,285 --> 00:06:30,561 Snake-infested swamps... 46 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:36,362 On his hands and knees he crawled right into Katherine. 47 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:41,121 Straight past the hospital and into the first pub for a beer! 48 00:06:42,645 --> 00:06:46,923 That story's getting better every time you tell it, Wally! 49 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:55,481 We handle ourselves pretty well here. But if you're talking legend... 50 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:09,238 Oh, my God! 51 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:25,841 Two beers, Ide... one for me, one for me mate. 52 00:07:26,085 --> 00:07:29,202 "One for your mate", you mad bugger! 53 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,157 Oh, hang on... 54 00:07:34,165 --> 00:07:38,681 I'm sorry if that frightened you, Miss. You see, it's stuffed. 55 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:42,799 Him and me both, Wal. 56 00:07:49,885 --> 00:07:52,080 Michael J. Crocodile Dundee. 57 00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:56,922 - Never-Never Safaris. - Yes. 58 00:07:57,125 --> 00:08:02,153 Never go out with us. If you do, you'll never come back. Right, Wal? 59 00:08:02,405 --> 00:08:04,760 Sue Charlton, Newsday. 60 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,800 Yeah, I thought you might be. 61 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:18,722 Here, Wal. Mind Cyril for me while I dance with this charming young lady. 62 00:08:32,765 --> 00:08:36,121 Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off. 63 00:08:36,325 --> 00:08:39,123 A slight exaggeration. 64 00:08:39,325 --> 00:08:42,840 More like a love bite, really. 65 00:08:45,605 --> 00:08:50,520 There you are, enough about me leg. Let me tell you about the rest of me. 66 00:08:50,765 --> 00:08:54,280 Up north in the Never-Never, where the land is harsh and bare, 67 00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:56,919 lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee 68 00:08:57,165 --> 00:08:58,996 who can dance like Fred Astaire. 69 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,765 Smooth, Shag, eh? 70 00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:05,321 - What was the name of this clown? - Mick Dundee. 71 00:09:05,565 --> 00:09:08,318 The bloke that was grabbed by a croc on the Rapid River. 72 00:09:08,525 --> 00:09:13,724 - What was he doing up there? - It's full of crocs! What do you think? 73 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,756 Just a bloody poacher, eh? 74 00:09:16,725 --> 00:09:20,843 I want you to take me where you were attacked. 75 00:09:21,045 --> 00:09:24,481 Show me how you survived. 76 00:09:24,725 --> 00:09:28,240 Just the two of us out there alone? I got my reputation to think about. 77 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:33,473 Hey, Dundee! Where can a man shoot a few crocs around here? 78 00:09:37,565 --> 00:09:40,523 How would I know, Shit-For-Brains? 79 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,644 Just relax. 80 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:52,962 Every man and his dog in the joint know you're nothing but a croc poacher. 81 00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:08,840 Sorry, but I won't have anyone using bad language in front of a lady. 82 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:10,518 Bad language? 83 00:10:13,205 --> 00:10:14,558 Don't come back! 84 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:18,441 What was he saying about you being a poacher? 85 00:10:18,645 --> 00:10:21,523 He was just trying to get a bite. 86 00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:27,402 - Donk, tonight's me lucky night. - You want to have a hit at my guts? 87 00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:31,399 Put your money on me, guys! 88 00:10:40,885 --> 00:10:43,160 Come on, Mick. 89 00:10:56,085 --> 00:10:59,043 Give him one of your kicks, Donk! 90 00:11:00,365 --> 00:11:03,163 I'm sorry, he's not normally like this. 91 00:11:03,365 --> 00:11:06,402 I do apologise, it's just the drink. 92 00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:10,001 You mean, there's a serious side to him? 93 00:11:10,245 --> 00:11:12,805 I can hardly wait. 94 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,319 Comfortable, Miss? 95 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:32,484 - Wonderful country out here. - We think so. 96 00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:44,999 I hope you're not gonna be the strong, silent type. 97 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:49,079 - Reluctant to talk about yourself? - Nah, favourite subject. 98 00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:51,924 - Why 'Crocodile'? - Wal's idea. 99 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:56,323 He reckons it makes me more colourful for the tourist business. 100 00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:02,044 - How old are you? - Dunno. 101 00:12:02,245 --> 00:12:04,964 - What year is this? - You don't know? 102 00:12:05,165 --> 00:12:09,841 Time doesn't mean much up here. The Aborigines don't have calendars. 103 00:12:10,045 --> 00:12:12,161 I was raised by the local tribe. 104 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,960 I asked one of the tribal elders when I was born, and he said, 105 00:12:16,165 --> 00:12:18,804 "In the summertime." 106 00:12:36,525 --> 00:12:39,323 And is there a Mrs Crocodile Dundee? 107 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:44,963 I was sort of married once. Nice girl, good cook. Big... 108 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:52,044 I went off on a Walkabout, and when I came back, she'd gone. 109 00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:56,201 - A 'Walkabout'? - That's an Aboriginal habit. 110 00:12:56,445 --> 00:13:01,121 It means to wander around and discover new places. 111 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:04,479 - How long were you gone? - Couple of months. 112 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:06,961 Try eighteen. 113 00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:10,597 And she didn't wait? Strange girl. 114 00:13:12,405 --> 00:13:14,282 Yeah. 115 00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:26,281 Out of the way, dopey! 116 00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:25,958 Jesus... 117 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:33,204 - That was amazing. - Mind over matter. 118 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,401 Old bushman's trick. 119 00:15:33,005 --> 00:15:35,963 All right, Miss, all ashore. 120 00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:42,200 Now I'm gonna leave you in Mick's capable hands, 121 00:15:42,445 --> 00:15:47,041 and I'll meet you at the Echo Billabong on Wednesday. 122 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:03,041 2.20. We'd better get started. 123 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:08,404 - 2.20? - That's the way we do it in the bush. 124 00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:14,874 Don't worry, he's the best bushman in the territory. Best pupil I ever had. 125 00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:20,004 - You ready, lady? - Ready as I'll ever be. 126 00:16:20,205 --> 00:16:25,040 - Right, well, till Wednesday? - Wednesday. 127 00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:29,721 - What's today, Wal? - Monday. 128 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:39,038 Doesn't know... doesn't care. 129 00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:43,321 Lucky bastard. 130 00:16:52,605 --> 00:16:55,403 - You OK, lady? - I'm fine. 131 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:03,480 It's only about another hour to the river, but you being a sheila... 132 00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:05,841 ...it'll probably take two. 133 00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:10,762 - Well, I'll just do the best I can. - Yeah. 134 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:20,324 The water was running twenty foot up the bank during the wet season. 135 00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:32,563 Here's what's left of me boat. 136 00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:47,481 Now you can see where he sunk his teeth in. 137 00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:52,805 - How big was it? - Oh, sixteen, eighteen foot, maybe. 138 00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:58,202 And you were out here hunting crocodiles in that? 139 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,721 Nah, that's illegal. I was just fishing. 140 00:18:07,165 --> 00:18:10,441 - How did you get away? - Crocs don't like fresh meat. 141 00:18:10,645 --> 00:18:16,242 He wasn't trying to eat me. He wanted to take me down for a death roll. 142 00:18:16,445 --> 00:18:21,724 See, a croc will grab you and take you down to the bottom of the water 143 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:25,679 and roll you over and over till you stop kicking. 144 00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:28,797 Then he'll take you away to his meat safe, 145 00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:33,840 a rock ledge or log down under the water and jam you under it, 146 00:18:34,085 --> 00:18:36,645 tenderise you a bit, good eating. 147 00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:42,723 He wasn't happy with his grip on me, so he let go to get a better one. 148 00:18:42,925 --> 00:18:45,758 - I talked him out of it. - Talked? 149 00:18:57,445 --> 00:18:59,561 And you were just out here fishing? 150 00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:05,001 Well, barramundi is a bloody big fish. 151 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,201 It'll be getting dark soon. 152 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:11,801 I'll take you to where I camped the first night. 153 00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:37,962 - You married? - Was once... to the original rebel. 154 00:19:38,165 --> 00:19:41,680 - What happened? - You name it, we marched. 155 00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:45,400 Anti-nuke, Women's Lib, Save the Whales... 156 00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:48,682 He's probably marching right now for the gay Nazis. 157 00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:53,123 - Sounds like a prize ratbag. - He meant well. 158 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,600 Haven't you ever protested anything? 159 00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:58,763 Sure, every time I get thrown out of the pub. 160 00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:04,523 I'm serious. Where would you stand on, say, the nuclear debate? 161 00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:07,723 - What about the arms race? - None of my business. 162 00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:11,478 None of your business? How can you say that? 163 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,962 It's everybody's business. 164 00:20:14,445 --> 00:20:18,723 Got to have an opinion, got to have a voice. 165 00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:24,801 Who's gonna hear it out here? 166 00:20:25,045 --> 00:20:28,560 OK, something closer to home. 167 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:35,004 The Aborigines, what about their claims to get the land back? 168 00:20:35,245 --> 00:20:39,204 Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. 169 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,239 They belong to it. It's like their mother. 170 00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:50,284 See those rocks sticking up there. Been standing there for 600 million years. 171 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,880 Still be there when you and I are gone. 172 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,844 So arguing over who owns them... 173 00:20:57,205 --> 00:21:02,233 ...is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on. 174 00:21:03,405 --> 00:21:08,001 You see, Aborigines, like all God's creatures, 175 00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:12,721 they just want the right to roam across the Earth and be left in peace. 176 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:20,001 It's that... 177 00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:27,241 - Oh, it's a King Brown. - Poisonous? 178 00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:32,923 Oh, yeah, deadly. Not bad eating, but they always give me gas. 179 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:36,680 Listen, are there any more of those around? 180 00:21:36,885 --> 00:21:42,960 Maybe the odd one late at night, but stick close to me, you'll be all right. 181 00:22:03,645 --> 00:22:07,240 You're probably right, a man should have an opinion... 182 00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:09,441 What? 183 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:13,278 Thought I heard something. 184 00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:15,760 No, it's nothing. Goodnight. 185 00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:44,641 Mick? 186 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,481 It's only me. 187 00:23:19,045 --> 00:23:23,960 Dangerous bastards. It's those city cowboys. 188 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:28,403 - What are you gonna do? - Nothing, why? 189 00:23:28,605 --> 00:23:32,564 Why? They're shooting these poor kangaroos for fun! 190 00:23:36,005 --> 00:23:39,122 Well, there's no law against that. 191 00:23:46,605 --> 00:23:49,438 Keep your head down. Stay here. 192 00:23:53,445 --> 00:23:55,401 I need a piss! 193 00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:01,922 - I need a piss! - And a straighter rifle. 194 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:05,879 You're as useless as tits on a bull, Duffy! 195 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:15,000 Shut up, you guys! Hey, Trevor! Get the spotlight over here, man! 196 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:18,163 - The spotlight! - Can't you see where you're aiming? 197 00:24:18,405 --> 00:24:19,997 Shut up! 198 00:24:23,085 --> 00:24:26,919 Not on me, you silly bugger, on the bushes! 199 00:24:28,645 --> 00:24:31,000 Look at this big cheeky bugger. 200 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,641 Hey! It's got a gun! 201 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,442 Shit! 202 00:25:02,685 --> 00:25:04,641 Good one, Skippy. 203 00:25:59,845 --> 00:26:03,121 Despite the rugged beauty of this land, 204 00:26:03,765 --> 00:26:06,882 there's a sort of strange emptiness about it. 205 00:26:08,005 --> 00:26:09,961 A feeling of being so alone. 206 00:26:10,605 --> 00:26:15,042 Yeah, but you're not alone. I'm here, aren't I? 207 00:26:15,245 --> 00:26:18,521 Yeah, but I think I know how you must have felt. 208 00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:21,962 Or, how I'd feel if I were out here alone. 209 00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:24,316 You? Out here alone? 210 00:26:24,525 --> 00:26:30,122 That's a joke. A city girl like you. You wouldn't last five minutes, love. 211 00:26:30,365 --> 00:26:33,323 This is a man's country out here. 212 00:26:36,085 --> 00:26:39,122 That's right, I'm only a sheila. 213 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:52,321 We're heading for that escarpment today, right? 214 00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:55,602 OK, see you there this afternoon. 215 00:26:56,685 --> 00:27:01,520 Hey! If you're gonna go, take the gun with you. 216 00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:06,004 If you get into trouble, fire a couple of shots in the air. 217 00:27:16,925 --> 00:27:19,359 That's the dangerous end. 218 00:27:29,205 --> 00:27:31,161 So it is. 219 00:30:58,965 --> 00:31:01,399 It's all right, it's over. 220 00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,598 I got you, I got you. 221 00:31:18,365 --> 00:31:20,321 Is it dead? 222 00:31:32,405 --> 00:31:34,361 If it isn't, I'll have a job skinning the bastard. 223 00:31:48,885 --> 00:31:53,163 You were right. Definitely no place for a city girl. 224 00:31:53,405 --> 00:31:58,684 From what Wal's told me, living in the city can be just as dangerous. 225 00:31:58,885 --> 00:32:02,321 - Haven't you ever lived in a city? - Never been to a city. 226 00:32:02,565 --> 00:32:04,442 - You're kidding? - No. 227 00:32:04,645 --> 00:32:10,003 Cities are crowded, right? If I went and lived in a city, I'd only make it worse. 228 00:32:10,245 --> 00:32:12,201 Here, try this. 229 00:32:17,845 --> 00:32:20,040 - Do you want me to have a look? - It's just a scratch. 230 00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:25,444 A scratch can turn septic out here. Give us a look. No, it's all right. 231 00:32:28,605 --> 00:32:30,561 Now what? 232 00:32:34,045 --> 00:32:38,402 Oh, Christ! It's like living with Davy Crockett. 233 00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:45,401 Mick? 234 00:32:49,365 --> 00:32:50,639 Mick? 235 00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:05,604 Oh, Mick! You frightened shit out of me! 236 00:33:05,805 --> 00:33:11,562 So I ought to. Sneaking up on a man when he's rendering first aid to a lady! 237 00:33:11,805 --> 00:33:14,239 Is that what you were doing? 238 00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:21,993 It's all right, it's a mate of mine, Neville Bell. Sue Charlton. 239 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,400 What are you doing wandering round here? 240 00:33:28,045 --> 00:33:31,162 I'm on my way to a corroboree at the Jabba. A bloody drag. 241 00:33:31,925 --> 00:33:35,440 But still, my dad'll get angry if I don't show up. 242 00:33:35,645 --> 00:33:40,480 Nev's a real city boy, but his dad's a tribal elder. 243 00:33:41,165 --> 00:33:43,884 Oh, no, you can't take my photograph. 244 00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:47,282 I'm sorry, you believe it'll take your spirit away? 245 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:49,760 No, you got a lens cap on! 246 00:33:53,725 --> 00:33:57,081 Crikey! Mick, I'd better get going. 247 00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:00,721 - Nice to meet you, Sue. - Bye, Nev. 248 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:05,403 - I'll catch up with you, Nev. - What's happening? 249 00:34:06,165 --> 00:34:08,360 I'd better go with Nev and see the Pintinjarra. 250 00:34:08,565 --> 00:34:09,998 Can I come? 251 00:34:10,205 --> 00:34:14,562 No way. Women are strictly taboo at these turnouts. 252 00:34:16,325 --> 00:34:19,601 How does he find his way in the dark? 253 00:34:19,845 --> 00:34:25,363 He thinks his way. A lot of people believe that they're telepathic. 254 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:28,238 Oh, I hate the bush! 255 00:35:52,725 --> 00:35:55,239 How did you know? 256 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:00,640 Are you telepathic? 257 00:36:02,165 --> 00:36:04,281 Nah. Common sense. 258 00:36:04,485 --> 00:36:06,680 You're a woman, a reporter, 259 00:36:06,885 --> 00:36:09,922 that makes you the biggest busybody in the world. 260 00:36:11,725 --> 00:36:13,761 I can live with that. 261 00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:20,043 That croc was gonna eat me alive. 262 00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:24,444 I wouldn't hold that against him. 263 00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:28,320 Same thought crossed my mind once or twice. 264 00:36:34,085 --> 00:36:35,837 Goodnight, Mick. 265 00:36:39,085 --> 00:36:42,043 It took me a week to crawl this far. 266 00:36:42,285 --> 00:36:44,924 I thought I was a goner. I said to myself, 267 00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:49,801 "Old son, find yourself a comfortable spot and lay down and die." 268 00:36:50,005 --> 00:36:52,758 - Weren't you afraid? - Of dying? Nah! 269 00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:57,914 I read the Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? 270 00:36:58,165 --> 00:37:00,759 They were all fishermen, just like me. 271 00:37:00,965 --> 00:37:04,799 Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. 272 00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:11,804 Yep... Me and God, we'd be mates. 273 00:37:23,085 --> 00:37:26,043 This is Echo Lake. 274 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:29,282 I reckon this place saved my life. 275 00:37:33,005 --> 00:37:36,520 That's mineral water. It means no crocs. 276 00:37:36,765 --> 00:37:39,199 - Plenty of tucker here. - Tucker? 277 00:37:40,005 --> 00:37:42,644 - Food. You hungry? - Starving. 278 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,119 I'll get lunch. 279 00:37:53,525 --> 00:37:56,562 How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done? 280 00:37:56,765 --> 00:38:00,724 - You don't expect me to eat that? - It's great. Try some yams. 281 00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:06,801 Try the grubs and the sugar ants. Bite the end off, they're really sweet. 282 00:38:11,485 --> 00:38:13,919 - Aren't you having any? - Me? 283 00:38:15,445 --> 00:38:18,039 Oh, well, you can live on it... 284 00:38:19,085 --> 00:38:21,599 ...but it tastes like shit. 285 00:39:29,485 --> 00:39:32,443 Mick? Why don't you come back with me? 286 00:39:32,965 --> 00:39:35,001 What for? 287 00:39:35,525 --> 00:39:40,360 It would make a great wrap to the story. You in New York City. 288 00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:46,124 Oh. For a minute I thought you were making a pass at me. 289 00:39:46,325 --> 00:39:48,441 Well, I might have been. 290 00:39:51,885 --> 00:39:53,443 Would you mind? 291 00:40:19,405 --> 00:40:21,077 Bloody Wally. 292 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:25,801 He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost. 293 00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:46,401 Did you...? 294 00:40:47,365 --> 00:40:50,402 You got wind or something, Wal? 295 00:40:57,445 --> 00:40:59,879 I want Mick to come back to New York with me. 296 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:03,441 Mick? In a big city? No chance. 297 00:41:03,685 --> 00:41:05,641 The paper would pay. 298 00:41:06,605 --> 00:41:10,644 Well... A man should broaden his horizons. 299 00:41:17,565 --> 00:41:19,283 Everything OK? 300 00:41:19,485 --> 00:41:21,919 Oh, yeah. Yeah, no worries. 301 00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:41,959 Jesus Christ! 302 00:42:06,245 --> 00:42:08,201 Sue! 303 00:42:08,925 --> 00:42:11,280 Sue! Sue... 304 00:42:11,885 --> 00:42:13,841 G'day, mate! 305 00:42:17,445 --> 00:42:20,482 You look absolutely stunning. 306 00:42:23,685 --> 00:42:25,562 - Welcome home. - Thanks. 307 00:42:25,765 --> 00:42:27,721 Let me get this. 308 00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:31,480 Where's the man from the backwoods? 309 00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:33,960 We got separated at customs. 310 00:42:34,205 --> 00:42:38,164 He almost started a riot when they wanted to look through his suitcase. 311 00:42:38,405 --> 00:42:40,361 There he is! 312 00:42:40,565 --> 00:42:43,523 So that's Jungle Jim? 313 00:43:14,765 --> 00:43:18,724 New York City, Mr Dundee. Home to seven million people. 314 00:43:18,925 --> 00:43:23,760 Incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. 315 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:29,201 Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on Earth. 316 00:43:41,845 --> 00:43:43,119 G'day! 317 00:43:45,245 --> 00:43:47,520 Mick Dundee from Australia. How are you? 318 00:43:47,765 --> 00:43:50,802 - I'm fine, how are you? - Good. 319 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:55,084 I'm in town for a couple of days. Probably see you around. 320 00:43:55,285 --> 00:43:56,718 Bye. 321 00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:21,281 Thank you, Gus. 322 00:44:24,525 --> 00:44:27,437 You'll take care of the luggage? 323 00:44:31,365 --> 00:44:33,242 That's it. 324 00:44:35,645 --> 00:44:38,682 - Thanks for the lift, mate. - No problem. 325 00:44:38,925 --> 00:44:43,441 - What tribe are you, Gus? - Tribe? Man, I ain't from no tribe. 326 00:44:43,925 --> 00:44:47,122 - You're a black fella, aren't you? - Last time I looked. 327 00:44:49,365 --> 00:44:53,404 No one in our tribe's got a flash car like this. You must be doing all right. 328 00:44:59,725 --> 00:45:03,320 Do you want to eat somewhere special tonight? 329 00:45:03,525 --> 00:45:08,883 - I thought Tacano's would be nice. - Tacano's? 7.30? 330 00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:11,804 - Bye. - OK. Table for three. 331 00:45:40,725 --> 00:45:42,681 Sir? 332 00:45:44,245 --> 00:45:46,201 No worries. 333 00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:03,998 Well, what do you think? 334 00:46:04,205 --> 00:46:07,242 It's a bit rough, but I'll manage. 335 00:46:08,085 --> 00:46:11,521 Hey, how many of us are staying here? 336 00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:15,724 Just you. I've got my own apartment downtown. 337 00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,883 Sorry, Mick Dundee. I didn't catch the name. 338 00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:30,360 - Angelo. - Pleased to meet you, Angelo. 339 00:46:30,565 --> 00:46:33,921 I got it. Here you go. 340 00:46:37,525 --> 00:46:42,724 - Got to pay for the room in advance? - You're in my town now, trust me. 341 00:46:46,325 --> 00:46:51,319 Can I get the direct dialling code for Australia? 342 00:46:57,605 --> 00:47:01,200 You should be comfortable. There's a TV if you get bored. 343 00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:06,200 Ah, TV. Yeah, I saw that at Darkie Johnson's place years ago. 344 00:47:12,965 --> 00:47:15,718 Yep, that's what I saw. 345 00:47:18,525 --> 00:47:20,880 Right. OK, thanks. 346 00:47:22,365 --> 00:47:26,119 I'm writing down Wally's number and my office number. 347 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:29,641 Hey, Sue, come here, look at this! 348 00:47:34,965 --> 00:47:37,798 Some nitwit's put two dunnies in here. 349 00:47:38,005 --> 00:47:39,723 One dunny, one bidet. 350 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,322 Bidday? 351 00:47:43,525 --> 00:47:47,564 It's for... after you... you know... 352 00:47:51,685 --> 00:47:53,641 You figure it out. 353 00:47:55,045 --> 00:47:57,161 See you at seven. 354 00:48:32,845 --> 00:48:36,758 For washing your backside, right? 355 00:48:53,445 --> 00:48:54,719 G'day. 356 00:49:08,365 --> 00:49:09,639 G'day. 357 00:49:10,725 --> 00:49:12,761 G'day. G'day. 358 00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:22,723 - G'day. - Hello. 359 00:49:23,445 --> 00:49:24,719 G'day. 360 00:49:42,965 --> 00:49:44,523 I'm sorry. 361 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:49,037 G'day. 362 00:49:50,805 --> 00:49:52,079 Shit! 363 00:50:57,885 --> 00:51:00,638 - Take it easy, Mick. - Thanks, mate. 364 00:51:03,965 --> 00:51:06,638 - G'day. - Yes, sir. 365 00:51:19,165 --> 00:51:22,202 Good evening. Follow me, please. 366 00:51:25,965 --> 00:51:27,717 Hello. 367 00:51:27,925 --> 00:51:30,883 Sorry we're late. Been waiting long? 368 00:51:31,085 --> 00:51:34,600 I arrived early, eager to spend time with my girl. 369 00:51:34,805 --> 00:51:39,560 So, what are we drinking? Two vodka martinis, and what's yours, Crocodile? 370 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:43,241 Yeah, I'll have two of those, and a beer, thanks. 371 00:51:43,485 --> 00:51:47,842 Could you send them through to our table, man? 372 00:51:50,565 --> 00:51:53,921 - You have been here a while. - Let's eat. 373 00:51:56,965 --> 00:52:02,961 This'll be quite a novelty for you, eating something without having to kill it first. 374 00:52:03,205 --> 00:52:06,322 Shall we? Ah, Roberto! 375 00:52:06,565 --> 00:52:11,685 Good evening, Mr Mason, I can see you've got some friends. Follow me. 376 00:52:16,365 --> 00:52:18,321 Thank you. 377 00:52:24,925 --> 00:52:29,282 I had almost forgotten what a sexy-Iooking lady you are. 378 00:52:29,525 --> 00:52:34,041 I'm gonna have to find a way of keeping you in town. 379 00:52:37,325 --> 00:52:43,275 - You two should really be alone. - Sorry, it's been six weeks. 380 00:52:43,525 --> 00:52:47,484 - That's all the more reason... - It's your first night in New York. 381 00:52:47,725 --> 00:52:52,241 - Richard and I want you with us. - Right, absolutely. 382 00:52:52,485 --> 00:52:56,319 New York is no place for a... country gent. 383 00:52:57,365 --> 00:53:03,315 Ain't no crocodiles out there, but a fast movin' Chevy sure make a mess of you. 384 00:53:09,965 --> 00:53:11,762 What's your game? 385 00:53:13,725 --> 00:53:16,080 Great. I'm starving. 386 00:53:16,325 --> 00:53:22,002 Grazie, Roberto. È stato piacere un rivederti. 387 00:53:22,245 --> 00:53:24,998 Bravissimo, lei parla molto bene Italiano. 388 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:30,801 Thank you. Perhaps I should order for all of us, all right? 389 00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:35,721 I don't imagine that they have any... kangaroo steak or possum grits! 390 00:53:35,925 --> 00:53:39,804 Don't worry, Mick can make a gourmet meal out of anything. 391 00:53:40,365 --> 00:53:42,959 Even medium rare goanna. 392 00:53:43,165 --> 00:53:47,204 It was great, wasn't it? And what about the yams? 393 00:53:47,405 --> 00:53:49,521 They were great. 394 00:53:49,765 --> 00:53:53,883 Well, that's... That's wonderful. 395 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:59,561 So, as he's our guest, perhaps he'd like to order for all of us. 396 00:53:59,765 --> 00:54:02,598 Wait a minute, I'll do that. 397 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:06,083 No, it's all right. I'll have a lash. 398 00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:13,760 - Italian, eh? - Yes. 399 00:54:22,245 --> 00:54:26,921 I dunno what you call it, but I like the look of what that fat sheila's eating. 400 00:54:31,485 --> 00:54:33,680 Richard! 401 00:54:33,925 --> 00:54:35,438 He OK? 402 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,079 Can't handle his drink, poor fella. 403 00:54:50,445 --> 00:54:54,040 He said you hit him. You're not in the pub in Walkabout Creek now. 404 00:54:54,845 --> 00:54:58,042 - He was being a pain. - That's beside the point. 405 00:54:59,085 --> 00:55:02,964 - You're not serious about this lemon? - Butt out, Dundee! 406 00:55:03,165 --> 00:55:07,443 He had too much to drink. Richard is warm, caring and I love him. 407 00:55:07,685 --> 00:55:10,882 Excuse me. I think I'm gonna throw up. 408 00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:12,399 God! 409 00:55:32,205 --> 00:55:34,765 - You want a hand? - No, I can handle it. 410 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,921 I'm fine. 411 00:55:39,445 --> 00:55:43,484 We've got a busy day tomorrow, so get some sleep. I'll pick you up early. 412 00:55:43,685 --> 00:55:45,641 - Goodnight. - Night. 413 00:55:53,445 --> 00:55:57,199 - Take me to the boozer. - Boozer? Don't know that one. 414 00:55:58,205 --> 00:56:01,322 Pub, somewhere to get a drink. Want to join me? 415 00:56:01,565 --> 00:56:05,524 - I just finished my shift, why not? - Fancy a drink, do you? 416 00:56:05,765 --> 00:56:11,283 You kiddin'? I'm Italian, I'd drink you under the table any day. 417 00:56:11,485 --> 00:56:13,840 That could be interesting. 418 00:56:21,765 --> 00:56:25,201 I'm not putting down your black widow spider. 419 00:56:25,445 --> 00:56:31,680 But the funnel web spider can kill in eight seconds, just by looking at you. 420 00:56:33,005 --> 00:56:37,044 But the real danger down there is the sharks, the big ones, like 'Jaws'. 421 00:56:37,245 --> 00:56:41,682 I caught one 3 weeks ago, opened it, you know what we found inside it? 422 00:56:41,925 --> 00:56:45,281 Three Filipino fishermen... still in their boat! 423 00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:48,682 Buzzy! Come on over, meet this guy from Australia! 424 00:56:50,325 --> 00:56:52,680 Hey, my man, what's happening? 425 00:56:52,885 --> 00:56:55,843 - Where? - What's going down, bro? 426 00:56:56,925 --> 00:56:59,962 Going down? Just blowing the froth off a couple. 427 00:57:01,005 --> 00:57:03,565 All right! Hang loose, my man! 428 00:57:04,845 --> 00:57:08,884 - Flat out like a lizard drinking. - Say what? 429 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:11,161 What? 430 00:57:16,885 --> 00:57:20,798 - He's cool! - Yeah. I'm cool. I'm cool. 431 00:57:28,885 --> 00:57:31,319 - All right! - All right! 432 00:57:33,565 --> 00:57:37,604 He's a nice fella. Here's my little Italian mate Danny! 433 00:57:37,845 --> 00:57:41,201 Just in time to buy another round. What are you drinking, Gwendoline? 434 00:57:41,405 --> 00:57:46,081 No more for me, thanks, Mick, I must be getting on home. 435 00:57:46,285 --> 00:57:48,958 Where's home, sweetie? 436 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:52,840 Just around the corner. I have a little place where I live all by my Ionesome. 437 00:57:53,085 --> 00:57:56,600 - Not now. - Most of the time, that is. 438 00:57:56,845 --> 00:57:59,962 Must get a bit Ionely? 439 00:58:00,205 --> 00:58:04,244 - Hanker for a bit of male company? - Do I ever. 440 00:58:06,285 --> 00:58:08,879 Excuse me, Gwendoline. Don't go away, love. 441 00:58:12,325 --> 00:58:17,524 I've been trying to tell you all night, that girl... she's a guy! 442 00:58:17,725 --> 00:58:20,319 A man dressed up as a girl! 443 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:24,721 - Nah, nah... - A fag, for Chrissakes! 444 00:58:28,325 --> 00:58:30,281 I swear. 445 00:58:45,205 --> 00:58:48,959 Hey! That was a guy! A guy dressed up like a sheila! 446 00:58:49,165 --> 00:58:54,000 Look at that! Hey, you all knew, you pack of bastards. 447 00:59:02,885 --> 00:59:06,082 - Where the hell did I leave the cab? - Dunno. 448 00:59:06,285 --> 00:59:09,960 You wait here till I go look for it, Mick. 449 00:59:33,365 --> 00:59:36,562 G'day, girls. Mick Dundee from Australia. 450 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:43,483 - Lookin' for a good time, honey? - Always lookin' for a good time. 451 00:59:49,005 --> 00:59:52,759 Either of you ladies attached or married or anything? 452 00:59:54,285 --> 00:59:57,004 No, we're both single ladies. 453 01:00:01,485 --> 01:00:04,363 This is Karla, I'm Simone. Where you from, honey? 454 01:00:06,445 --> 01:00:09,084 From Walkabout Creek in the Northern Territory. 455 01:00:09,285 --> 01:00:12,322 You probably don't know where that is. 456 01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:17,360 Hey! I do. You're the guy I've been reading about in the paper. 457 01:00:17,605 --> 01:00:20,438 The crocodile man, I've been reading about him. 458 01:00:20,645 --> 01:00:26,402 He's like a regular Tarzan... wrestles crocodiles, eats snakes... 459 01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:30,603 Is this your first trip to New York? 460 01:00:33,925 --> 01:00:36,723 - First trip anywhere. - Well, hell! 461 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:39,758 We might just have to give you one for free. 462 01:00:41,445 --> 01:00:43,401 Yeah... 463 01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:46,921 One what? 464 01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:59,044 We could take in a movie or go to a dance or... 465 01:00:59,285 --> 01:01:04,279 Hey, girls, girls! Are we working tonight or are we socialising? 466 01:01:04,525 --> 01:01:06,561 Hey, pal! 467 01:01:07,485 --> 01:01:10,682 I was just talking to the ladies, and making a bit of progress. 468 01:01:11,365 --> 01:01:16,280 Are you gonna talk all night or are you gonna screw one of them? 469 01:01:22,405 --> 01:01:26,444 Sorry, but if you stand around out the front of a place like this, 470 01:01:26,685 --> 01:01:30,200 you're gonna hear that kind of bad language. 471 01:01:30,405 --> 01:01:32,999 Nice chatting to you, ladies. 472 01:01:33,205 --> 01:01:36,959 Danny, you're in no condition to drive. Hop in, mate! 473 01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:41,441 That's why you have so many accidents here. 474 01:01:41,685 --> 01:01:46,122 The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car! 475 01:01:54,445 --> 01:01:56,720 Get out of the way, dopey! 476 01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:02,283 Get on the right side of the road, you pelican! 477 01:02:13,165 --> 01:02:15,679 If I give my heart to you 478 01:02:16,765 --> 01:02:19,438 Then I'll have none And you'll have two 479 01:02:44,285 --> 01:02:45,718 Señor Mick? 480 01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:48,763 The towels for señor Mick. 481 01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:50,398 Is that you, Rosita? 482 01:02:51,485 --> 01:02:53,919 Leave the spare towels on the bed. 483 01:02:54,165 --> 01:02:56,679 Mucho gracias, love! 484 01:02:58,045 --> 01:03:00,479 Si, señor Mick. 485 01:03:14,205 --> 01:03:15,718 Strewth! 486 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,962 Listen, Rosita... 487 01:03:19,965 --> 01:03:23,480 I was only being friendly. You know, I didn't mean... 488 01:03:23,725 --> 01:03:26,364 Your towels, señor Mick. 489 01:03:34,885 --> 01:03:38,400 For a minute there, room service took on a whole new meaning. 490 01:04:08,885 --> 01:04:10,841 One dog, please. 491 01:04:13,165 --> 01:04:17,602 With chilli, onions, sauerkraut and some peppers. 492 01:04:23,445 --> 01:04:25,800 - There you go. - You eat that? 493 01:04:26,525 --> 01:04:31,804 Well, you know, you can live on it. But it tastes like shit! 494 01:04:58,525 --> 01:05:00,197 My bag! 495 01:05:01,125 --> 01:05:03,639 Thief! Thief! 496 01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:51,239 Hey, Mick! How you doin', baby? 497 01:05:51,445 --> 01:05:53,640 - It's me, Simone! - Oh, yeah, Simone... 498 01:05:53,845 --> 01:05:56,723 - Having a good time? - As always. 499 01:05:58,925 --> 01:06:00,961 Nice girl. 500 01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:04,123 Thoughtful, too, dancing with her father. 501 01:06:04,365 --> 01:06:09,359 We're gonna have to overcome this country boy shyness, Dundee. 502 01:06:09,605 --> 01:06:12,483 There's someone I want you to meet. 503 01:06:15,325 --> 01:06:19,523 Sue, darling, you're back, how wonderful! 504 01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:23,320 - Fran, how are you? - Couldn't be better. 505 01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:26,483 Tell me, who's the new man? 506 01:06:26,725 --> 01:06:30,320 This is the man I'm writing about, Mick Dundee. 507 01:06:31,405 --> 01:06:34,317 Something the matter, darling? 508 01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:38,281 Pleased to meet you. 509 01:06:38,525 --> 01:06:43,804 - It's OK, he's Australian. - Maybe I'd better go there someday. 510 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:49,359 Darling, I'm so glad you could come! Excuse me. 511 01:06:54,245 --> 01:06:56,839 Just making sure. 512 01:06:57,045 --> 01:06:59,400 Right. I'll get us a drink. 513 01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:41,161 It's good shit. 514 01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:36,962 - What's up, pal? Got a blocked nose? - Blocked nose, right. 515 01:08:37,205 --> 01:08:42,404 - There's a better way of doing it. - Better way? 516 01:08:42,605 --> 01:08:44,561 Yep. 517 01:08:46,005 --> 01:08:50,362 It's the way we do it back home. It really fixes us up. 518 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,639 Now, boiling water... 519 01:09:03,805 --> 01:09:07,559 Get the steam going... Get your face right over that. 520 01:09:07,765 --> 01:09:11,201 The old tea towel over your skull... 521 01:09:11,405 --> 01:09:14,602 Put your head down onto that. Breathe it in real deep. 522 01:09:15,805 --> 01:09:19,480 Ten minutes of that, you'll be clear as a bell, no worries. 523 01:09:20,925 --> 01:09:22,438 Get into it. 524 01:09:30,285 --> 01:09:31,718 Get into it! 525 01:09:34,885 --> 01:09:40,164 You know, that was probably a couple of hundred dollars worth of cocaine. 526 01:09:40,365 --> 01:09:44,961 - What's that? - It's a drug. You sniff it. 527 01:09:45,165 --> 01:09:47,998 - What for? - Well, to get a buzz. 528 01:09:51,165 --> 01:09:55,044 What, like shovin' a blowfly up your nose? 529 01:10:06,525 --> 01:10:10,120 Got the photo, Mick! I look great! 530 01:10:12,165 --> 01:10:13,803 Ida sends love. 531 01:10:14,005 --> 01:10:17,281 Wait a minute, Donk wants to have a word with you. 532 01:10:17,485 --> 01:10:19,840 Mick! Get stuffed! 533 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:24,561 How are you getting on with the New Yorkers? 534 01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:29,242 Bonzer people. Friendly, full of beans, but a bit weird. 535 01:10:29,805 --> 01:10:34,321 That's the joys of travelling. When are you coming home? 536 01:10:34,525 --> 01:10:37,278 If you can manage, I'd like to stay a while. 537 01:10:37,645 --> 01:10:40,239 Oh, yeah! No troubles at all. 538 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:44,040 Wouldn't have anything to do with a certain lady writer, would it? 539 01:10:45,165 --> 01:10:48,202 To start with, she's a better kisser than Donk. 540 01:10:49,125 --> 01:10:52,879 You little beauty! Keep in touch. 541 01:10:53,085 --> 01:10:55,679 No worries, Wal! 542 01:10:58,005 --> 01:10:59,677 Come on, what did he say? 543 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:04,640 He wants to stay there a while longer, wants me to take care of things here. 544 01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:19,879 - You got a light, buddy? - Yeah, sure, kid. 545 01:11:20,085 --> 01:11:21,837 There you go. 546 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:24,320 And your wallet! 547 01:11:24,565 --> 01:11:26,760 Mick, give him your wallet. 548 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:29,844 - What for? - He's got a knife. 549 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:34,040 That's not a knife. 550 01:11:36,205 --> 01:11:38,321 That's a knife. 551 01:11:44,485 --> 01:11:46,043 Shit! 552 01:11:50,805 --> 01:11:53,365 Just kids having fun. Are you all right? 553 01:11:53,845 --> 01:11:56,803 I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee. 554 01:11:57,005 --> 01:11:59,360 God, that sounds corny! 555 01:11:59,605 --> 01:12:03,644 Why do you always make me feel like Jane in the Tarzan comic? 556 01:12:48,805 --> 01:12:50,921 That's what we ran while you were away. 557 01:12:51,165 --> 01:12:54,999 Sorry, I can't seem to get my mind in gear. 558 01:12:58,565 --> 01:12:59,839 Sue... 559 01:13:00,925 --> 01:13:04,600 When you were away, I did some thinking. 560 01:13:06,485 --> 01:13:09,079 It's time I made some concrete plans. 561 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:12,960 Are you building a freeway or proposing to the finest catch in New York State? 562 01:13:13,405 --> 01:13:15,919 Hello, young lady. Been reading your articles. 563 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:20,243 Seems you've been all over the world enjoying yourself at our expense. 564 01:13:20,445 --> 01:13:24,484 I'd like to think you're getting your money's worth. 565 01:13:24,725 --> 01:13:26,124 Hi, Dad. 566 01:13:26,325 --> 01:13:29,158 You got a kiss for the old man? 567 01:13:33,685 --> 01:13:36,040 Thank God you're home safe. 568 01:13:36,685 --> 01:13:39,358 - Have you told Sue about Sunday? - I was just about to. 569 01:13:39,565 --> 01:13:42,079 You're coming to the house for a welcome home dinner. 570 01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:46,961 But now I want Richard to explain how he runs this paper better than I do. 571 01:13:47,165 --> 01:13:50,760 By all means, bring along this Crocodile Dundee. 572 01:13:51,005 --> 01:13:53,644 Him I've got to meet. 573 01:14:26,085 --> 01:14:29,202 Thought you said your dad sells newspapers. 574 01:14:29,445 --> 01:14:31,640 He sells a lot of newspapers. 575 01:14:53,245 --> 01:14:55,201 Thank you, Gus. 576 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:03,162 Oh, hell, the dogs are out. 577 01:15:03,405 --> 01:15:04,679 Mick? 578 01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:52,603 Nice to see you again, Miss. Mr Mason. 579 01:15:52,805 --> 01:15:57,242 Nice to see you looking so fit and well. Simpson, Mr Dundee. 580 01:15:58,205 --> 01:16:00,036 Nice to meet you, Simo. 581 01:16:03,525 --> 01:16:06,039 - Call me Mick. - Mick! 582 01:16:07,285 --> 01:16:11,722 Your father's expecting you. He's waiting in the lounge. 583 01:16:22,525 --> 01:16:24,481 Excuse me. 584 01:16:26,245 --> 01:16:28,679 - Hi, pumpkin. - Hi, Dad. 585 01:16:28,925 --> 01:16:31,439 - Richard! - Sam, good to see you. 586 01:16:31,645 --> 01:16:34,239 And this, of course, is Mr Dundee. 587 01:16:34,445 --> 01:16:38,563 I believe I am deeply in your debt for saving my daughter's life. 588 01:16:38,765 --> 01:16:42,599 Buy me a cold beer and we'll call it quits. 589 01:16:42,805 --> 01:16:46,320 - Nice joint you got here. - It keeps the rain off our heads. 590 01:16:46,565 --> 01:16:51,593 Come, I want you to meet some people. A drink for Mr Dundee. 591 01:16:54,365 --> 01:16:56,481 - My Dawn. - How are you? 592 01:16:56,685 --> 01:16:58,721 Dorothy and Wendell Wainwright. From Australia. 593 01:16:59,405 --> 01:17:03,159 - Nice to meet you, Wendell. - Mike, have a drink. 594 01:17:03,365 --> 01:17:06,163 Are you involved in cattle, Mr Dundee? 595 01:17:06,365 --> 01:17:09,562 - Yeah, mostly buffaloes. - Do you breed them? 596 01:17:09,765 --> 01:17:13,883 - No, I just toss 'em. - And how are you finding New York? 597 01:17:14,085 --> 01:17:19,842 A bit of a lunatic asylum, eh? That's why I love it, 'cause I fit right in. 598 01:17:20,085 --> 01:17:24,363 If you'll excuse me, I'd like Mick to say hello to Senator Manly. 599 01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:27,802 - It was nice meeting you. - See you later. 600 01:17:28,045 --> 01:17:31,082 - Seems like a personable fellow. - What a strange... 601 01:17:31,325 --> 01:17:32,724 Nice people. 602 01:17:32,925 --> 01:17:36,600 Dorothy's fine now, but she used to be really uptight. 603 01:17:36,805 --> 01:17:40,764 - What happened? - She found a wonderful shrink. 604 01:17:41,005 --> 01:17:42,961 Psychiatrist. 605 01:17:44,325 --> 01:17:49,445 I shouldn't have made that crack about the lunatic asylum. 606 01:17:49,685 --> 01:17:53,598 - I didn't know she was nuts. - Of course she's not nuts! 607 01:17:53,805 --> 01:17:56,717 People go to a psychiatrist to talk about their problems. 608 01:17:56,925 --> 01:18:00,679 She just needed to unload them. Bring them out in the open. 609 01:18:00,925 --> 01:18:02,961 Hasn't she got any mates? 610 01:18:03,165 --> 01:18:06,840 You're right. Guess we could all use more mates. 611 01:18:07,085 --> 01:18:09,963 Suppose you don't have any shrinks at Walkabout Creek? 612 01:18:10,165 --> 01:18:12,838 Back there, if you've got a problem, you tell Wally. 613 01:18:13,045 --> 01:18:16,958 He tells everyone in town, brings it out in the open, no more problem. 614 01:18:18,245 --> 01:18:21,760 - I didn't think you could make it! - Wendell, wonderful to see you. 615 01:18:21,965 --> 01:18:25,560 - I don't believe I know your daughter. - Oh, stop it! 616 01:18:35,885 --> 01:18:39,241 Ladies and gentlemen! Friends! 617 01:18:39,485 --> 01:18:41,680 Welcome home, Sue! 618 01:18:45,965 --> 01:18:49,082 As you can see, we're all glad to have you back. 619 01:18:49,285 --> 01:18:51,480 Of course, no one more than I. 620 01:18:51,725 --> 01:18:54,444 I guess everyone in this room... 621 01:18:54,645 --> 01:18:59,161 ...knows how this beautiful lady and I feel about each other. 622 01:18:59,365 --> 01:19:01,560 Sue's come back to us. 623 01:19:01,765 --> 01:19:04,404 Delivered literally out of the jaws of death 624 01:19:04,605 --> 01:19:08,723 by our new-found friend, Mr Michael J. Dundee. 625 01:19:09,765 --> 01:19:12,404 A man to whom I am doubly indebted. 626 01:19:12,605 --> 01:19:14,960 Not only did he bring back to me the woman that I love, 627 01:19:15,205 --> 01:19:18,800 but he increased the paper's circulation in the process! 628 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:24,044 Sam said to me earlier, "You're her editor!" 629 01:19:24,245 --> 01:19:27,601 "Can't you stop her from taking these dangerous assignments?" 630 01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:32,242 Obviously I have not had much success influencing her as her editor. 631 01:19:32,485 --> 01:19:36,398 Perhaps I'll have more success as her husband. 632 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:39,642 - If she'll have me. - Oh, Richard! 633 01:20:01,645 --> 01:20:06,480 - Congratulations. - Couldn't be happier, Senator. 634 01:20:07,525 --> 01:20:09,800 - Well done. - Thank you very much. 635 01:20:29,925 --> 01:20:33,122 I'll get in the back, Gus. 636 01:20:49,005 --> 01:20:51,360 To the hotel, Mick? 637 01:20:51,605 --> 01:20:54,039 Yeah, by way of a liquor store. 638 01:20:59,165 --> 01:21:01,998 For medicinal purposes. 639 01:21:03,685 --> 01:21:05,482 Thanks, mate. 640 01:21:26,205 --> 01:21:28,639 Hey! Take care now! 641 01:21:48,645 --> 01:21:50,044 Hey, buddy! 642 01:21:53,205 --> 01:21:57,562 - Get it into you, Pop. - God bless you. You saved my life. 643 01:22:07,885 --> 01:22:09,841 Hey, Simone! 644 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:19,640 - You want some action? - Thought you were somebody else. 645 01:22:21,965 --> 01:22:27,085 Well, if it ain't the man who don't like bad fuckin' language in front of ladies. 646 01:22:27,645 --> 01:22:32,560 What's the matter, Aussie boy? You gonna hop away like a kangaroo? 647 01:22:51,685 --> 01:22:54,438 I think it's time for a little tap dancing. 648 01:23:23,885 --> 01:23:25,841 You OK, Mick? 649 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:31,523 Oh, yeah, Gus, no worries. I was just getting on top of them. 650 01:23:41,645 --> 01:23:44,523 You sure you're not Pintinjarra tribe? 651 01:23:44,725 --> 01:23:47,080 No, man, Harlem Warlords! 652 01:23:47,325 --> 01:23:49,759 I knew you were tribal. 653 01:23:57,605 --> 01:23:59,641 Mick Dundee's room, please. 654 01:24:14,485 --> 01:24:16,282 Sorry, he's still not answering. 655 01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:19,363 He called down to say he was checking out today. 656 01:24:19,565 --> 01:24:23,843 - We're gonna miss him around here. - Thanks. 657 01:24:32,805 --> 01:24:34,761 Thank you, sir. 658 01:24:42,725 --> 01:24:44,761 G'day, Irving, how are you? 659 01:24:44,965 --> 01:24:47,798 - I wouldn't be dead for dollars. - Close. 660 01:24:48,005 --> 01:24:50,963 Are you leaving us, Mick? You going back home? 661 01:24:51,205 --> 01:24:53,161 No, I thought I'd go Walkabout. 662 01:24:54,965 --> 01:24:57,081 Wander around and take a look at America. 663 01:24:57,965 --> 01:25:01,560 - For how long? - Long as it takes. 664 01:25:01,765 --> 01:25:06,964 - What's the quickest way out of town? - There's a subway two blocks that way. 665 01:25:07,165 --> 01:25:11,363 - It'll take you to Grand Central Station. - That'll do. 666 01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:16,480 - Have a nice day, Oiving. - No worries, mate. 667 01:25:44,285 --> 01:25:45,559 Morning, Miss. 668 01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:48,958 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 669 01:25:49,165 --> 01:25:51,201 No, but it'll come to me. 670 01:25:51,405 --> 01:25:55,080 If you're looking for Crocodile Mick, he's gone Walkabout. 671 01:25:56,125 --> 01:26:00,084 - You don't know where? - He's headed for the subway. 672 01:26:00,285 --> 01:26:02,116 You'd better hurry. 673 01:26:02,325 --> 01:26:04,202 Mind this for me. 674 01:26:12,405 --> 01:26:13,679 Oh, Christ! 675 01:27:30,925 --> 01:27:33,200 Hey, lady, where you goin'? 676 01:27:33,445 --> 01:27:36,960 If you want to play, why don't you play with me? 677 01:27:42,165 --> 01:27:45,282 Mick! Mick Dundee! 678 01:27:48,085 --> 01:27:49,359 What's up, lady? 679 01:27:50,165 --> 01:27:53,362 I got to talk to that man down there in the black hat. 680 01:27:57,645 --> 01:27:59,317 Hey! 681 01:28:02,765 --> 01:28:06,678 The lady here wants to talk to the guy in the black hat! 682 01:28:07,765 --> 01:28:09,960 Hey, fella! 683 01:28:10,205 --> 01:28:12,002 You in the hat! 684 01:28:12,205 --> 01:28:15,402 The lady down the end wants to see you! 685 01:28:16,405 --> 01:28:18,441 What does she want? 686 01:28:19,165 --> 01:28:22,282 - What does she want? - What do you want? 687 01:28:24,285 --> 01:28:26,719 Tell him not to leave. 688 01:28:26,965 --> 01:28:29,320 I'm not gonna marry Richard. 689 01:28:32,245 --> 01:28:35,840 Tell him, don't leave. She's not gonna marry Richard! 690 01:28:37,965 --> 01:28:41,321 Don't leave. I'm not gonna marry Richard. 691 01:28:43,565 --> 01:28:47,683 - Why not? - I don't know. Why not? 692 01:28:48,885 --> 01:28:51,001 Why not? 693 01:28:52,245 --> 01:28:56,523 Tell him I love him. I love you! 694 01:28:58,125 --> 01:29:00,081 I love you! 695 01:29:01,965 --> 01:29:03,921 I love you! I love... 696 01:29:05,485 --> 01:29:08,283 - She loves me. - Well? 697 01:29:09,525 --> 01:29:12,403 Tell her I... I'll tell her myself, I'm coming through! 698 01:29:13,485 --> 01:29:16,158 - He's coming through! - He's coming through! 699 01:29:20,965 --> 01:29:23,320 It's too crowded here, we're jammed in like sheep. 700 01:29:24,085 --> 01:29:25,996 Up, up, up... 701 01:33:21,085 --> 01:33:22,882 Subtitles by: Toni Sanderson