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- Hey!
- It's her. The Ridgeway girl.
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- Nice.
- Some of us have to work for a living.
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Daisy! Back into line.
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Welcome to Wade Hall, Miss Ridgeway.
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We all hope you will be very happy here.
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Thank you, Bamstaple. I know I shall.
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Perhaps you would care
to meet the staff, miss?
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Later. I want to see what progress
we've made with the grounds.
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The architect isn't here yet, miss.
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Now, Barnstaple.
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Very good, miss.
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- Jackie!
- Linnet!
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- Jackie!
- Oh, Linny!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
That fool of a butler didn't tell me.
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Oh, no, no. It's alright, it's alright.
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- You look marvellous.
- Thank you. So do you, as always.
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Where should I serve the tea,
mademoiselle?
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- In the drawing room.
- Oui, mademoiselle.
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- Let's go upstairs and freshen up.
- What's the matter with Louise?
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Man trouble, what else? She wants
to get married. To an Egyptian, no less.
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She knew absolutely nothing about him,
so I had him checked out.
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- And?
- He had a wife already.
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- So you put a stop to it.
- You bet I did.
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I told her she couldn't look to me
for a dowry,
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and naturally he wouldn't touch her
without one. Men!
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- Oh, Linnet! Oh! It's beautiful!
- I'm so glad you like it.
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Listen, Linnet. I've got something
to tell you, and a favour to ask.
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- Well, anything, you know that.
- No, no. This is serious.
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- I'm engaged.
- Jackie! Oh, that's wonderful!
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- Will you give him a job?
- A job?
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Here, at Wode Hall. Please.
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Don't you think you should tell me
something about him first?
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Well, his name is Simon,
Simon Doyle, and he's...
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Oh, he's everything
I've ever dreamed of.
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Jackie...
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- Isn't it lovely?
- Yes, it's beautiful.
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- Yes, isn't it?
- The trouble is he's broke.
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- That makes two of us.
- These shoes are killing me.
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But he loves the country
and a job here would be just ideal.
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Oh, Linnet, I'll die if I can't marry
him. I really will, I'll just die.
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- You have got it badly.
- I know.
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- Alright. What do you want me to do?
- Well, you've got this huge place.
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You're going to need someone
to run it for you. Simon!
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- But I need someone with experience.
- No, listen!
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He studied Estate Management
at Cambridge. He's very bright.
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I'll tell you what.
If you don't like him, you can fire him.
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But you will, I know you will.
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Alright.
Why don't you bring him down tomorrow?
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- And I'll have a look at him.
- Thank you!
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- Jackie!
- Bye-bye!
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I just don't want to feel
a fool.
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Don't worry. Linnet promised.
Well, almost.
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- I think Linnet may not even like me.
- Nonsense. She'll adore you!
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And you're perfect for the job. Perfect.
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Well, I'll do my best
not to let you down.
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Oh, Simon, I do love you.
You make me so happy!
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- We'll honeymoon in Egypt.
- You always said we'd go to Egypt.
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Hello! Linnet!
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Oh, Linny. Here he is.
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- Come on.
- Hang on, darling.
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Here he is.
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My Simon.
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Hello.
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Jackie's told me so much about you.
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Isn't he perfect?
Isn't he, Linny?
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- Yes, I think he'll do very well.
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I told you.
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Linnet Ridgeway marries penniless
Prince Charming after whirlwind romance.
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They plan to honeymoon in Egypt.
Jesus H Christ!
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Don't you mean Tut N Khamun?
Well, what the hell do we do?
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The Bremen sails tonight.
I can just get on.
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What, and try fixing
those British lawyers?
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- No, you dope.
- Then what?
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I'll go to Egypt.
Hell, she's gonna be there for a month.
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"Why, Uncle Andrew!"
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A chance meeting.
I'm over there on a trip.
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Honeymoon lovers,
she's not thinking too clear.
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Get the picture?
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Look, Linnet's no fool, Pennington.
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Neither am I!
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Well, you have a nice trip,
wicked Uncle Andrew.
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So that's the Ridgeway girl.
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What are you studying so closely?
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Her picture? Or her pearls?
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Keep a civil tongue in your head,
Bowers, or you'll be out of a job.
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What do I care?
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This town is filled with
rich old widows
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willing to pay for a little
grovelling and a body massage.
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You go ahead and fire me.
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Temper, temper, Bowers!
It's obvious you need a holiday.
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How would a little trip
down the Nile suit you?
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There's nothing I would
dislike more.
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If there's two things in the world
I can't abide, it's heat and heathens.
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Good, then we'll go.
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Bowers, pack!
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Why don't they put
an escalator in these things?
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- Lazybones!
- Lazybones?
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Don't you know it's better
to travel hopefully than to arrive?
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What a view!
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- Happy, darling?
- Silly!
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- We must be the happiest people alive.
- And the prettiest.
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- And the luckiest.
- And the alonest.
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Just us and no one else.
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The Neter Menkaure pyramid
is 204 feet high.
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Each side of the base
is 356.5 feet.
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- Jackie!
- What the hell are you doing here?
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Seeing the sights,
like yourselves.
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But you were at the Danieli in Venice,
and at Brindisi too.
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- What a coincidence!
- Jackie, why?
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She's following us about
deliberately.
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Is that true?
Well, it's intolerable!
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And common. Very, very common.
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And effective. Very,
very effective.
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Bye-bye.
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- Bitch! Everywhere we go she pops up.
- Darling...
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- Like some kangaroo in heat.
- Oh, I can't understand her.
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- Can't you?
- Oh, I suppose it's my fault.
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I broke our engagement
and went off with you.
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She must be really unhappy.
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- She's revelling in every minute of it.
- No.
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Darling.
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We are the lucky ones.
Don't let Jackie spoil it.
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I won't.
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This is the perfect honeymoon.
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No one's gonna wreck it for us.
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I love you.
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I'll race you back.
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- Colonel Race!
- Poirot!
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Oh, I'm enchanted to see you!
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- Oh, my old friend! How capital!
- Yes.
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Oh, I haven't clapped eyes on you
since...
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Oh, that strange affair
of the decapitated clergyman.
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Yes, yes.
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I still think you were lucky
to find that cake knife up the chimney.
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Lucky? With me it's the exercise
of the little grey cells.
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Luck, I leave to the others.
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Yes, I'd forgotten
your opinions about yourself.
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Might one ask,
what are you doing here?
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I'm les vacances.
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Shortly I'm going up the Nile
on the steamer. And you?
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Oh, the same, oddly enough.
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Oh. In other words, you're
following one of the passengers.
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No, no. Seufement les vacances,
man ami.
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On!
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- Like yourself.
- Yes.
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This chair is free, eh?
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In this world, comrade,
nothing's free.
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- Bitte?
- Forget it. Sit down.
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- Danke. You are reading Das Kapital?
- Yes. I never travel without it.
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Dr Ludwig Bessner.
Of the Bessner Institute, Zurich.
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Jim Ferguson, citizen of the world.
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- You are on holiday, perhaps, eh?
- No.
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I'm observing the decline
of the capitalist system, my friend.
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Oh, indeed.
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Well, you've got
a good specimen there, eh?
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- The young Kaugummi heiress.
- That parasite?
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- You don't approve?
- She makes me sick.
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In any decent society...
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Ah, you may be right.
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She has altogether too much power.
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- Monsieur.
- Shukran jazeelan.
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Tobin tcbin!
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- Linnet? Linnet, honey!
- Uncle Andrew!
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What a surprise! I didn't know
you were travelling in Egypt!
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Well, it's very sudden. As a matter
of fact, I'm on my honeymoon.
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Your honeymoon? What do you know!
Is this the lucky young man?
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Darling, this is my American lawyer
and trustee, Andrew Pennington.
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Simon. Simon Doyle.
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- Pleased to meet you, sir.
- How do you do?
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- Won't you join us?
- Well, just for a moment.
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But don't worry.
I'm not going to intrude.
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I know how young people are.
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The cynosure of all eyes.
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Even you, with your English reserve,
gaze.
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- She's very beautiful.
- Oh, she's very rich.
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You know who she is, of course.
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- Of course.
- Yes.
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Do forgive me for butting in,
but I have a bet with my daughter here,
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that you're Hercules Porridge,
the famous French sleuth.
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Not quite. I am Hercule Poirot,
the famous Belgian sleuth.
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I told you, Rosalie.
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There's only one Monsieur Poirot
in the world. He's unmistakable.
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As indeed I realise I am myself.
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My mother is Salome Otterbourne,
the novelist.
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Otter... Salo... Of course.
Enchanté.
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So here we are,
two famous people in one plaoe.
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- Oh, three, surely.
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I was talking about genius,
not mere money, monsieur.
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Oh, you know Colonel Race,
my old friend?
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This is... and her daughter...
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Charmed, simply charmed.
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Please, sit down, madame, mademoiselle.
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You're probably working on
some other book now, madame.
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Set in Egypt, perhaps?
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How thrillingly clever of you
to deduce that, Monsieur Porridge!
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I am here to absorb local colour
for my grand opus,
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Snow on the Sphinxb Face.
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Frozen enigma turns
to incandescent love
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as this young English girl from
Haslemere, scarcely out of school,
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melts the barbarous heart
of a cruel desert sheikh.
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Somehow, I don't think
Monsieur Poirot
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is a very keen reader
of romantic novels, Mother.
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Of course he is. All Frenchmen are.
They're not afraid of good, strong sex!
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Unlike, I might say, most of
our leading lending libraries.
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They have banned
Salome Otterbourne
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for speaking the truth
about men and women.
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But she goes on, nonetheless.
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The truth, yes. The truth.
It's so difficult to tell.
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Thank you, monsieur.
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Well, perhaps you would
join me in a tango, er, mademoiselle?
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A little exercise after dinner.
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- Do you tango, Colonel?
- Poorly, I'm afraid, Mrs Otterbourne.
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Then I shall teach you
to do it correctly,
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as it was done in old Spain,
when it was known as the "cheeker",
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that is to say,
with a sensuous, erotic dash.
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Damn it, Jackie!
Can't you leave us alone?
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Waiter.
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Monsieur Poirot!
Monsieur Poirot!
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I saw you with Linnet
this morning.
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How much is she paying you
to warn me off?
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No, no. I accepted no commission
from Madame Doyle, nor will I.
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What I have to say to you
is in pure friendship.
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Oh, yes? And what would
you like to say?
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That I'm making a public show of myself?
That I'm crazy?
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I say bury the dead.
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Not as the Egyptians do,
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preserving the body in order to ensure
the immortality of the soul.
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No. Properly, finally.
Turn your back on the past.
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Look only fonlvard.
Remember, time heals everything.
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If you think I'm suffering,
you're quite wrong.
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Actually, I'm rather
enjoying myself.
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Yes. Your pleasure is the very worst
part of it, mademoiselle.
234
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:16,407
I don't care.
Simon was mine and he loved me.
235
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,154
Then she came along and...
236
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,204
It's only a tiny thing...
237
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,630
...but it's lethal.
238
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,551
And my father taught me
to be a crack shot.
239
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:41,303
Sometimes, I swear I'll put this gun
right against her head,
240
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:45,147
and then ever so gently
pull the trigger.
241
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,815
When I hear that sound
more and more...
242
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:57,945
I know how you feel.
We all feel like that at times.
243
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,866
Only, I warn you, mademoiselle...
244
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:06,123
Do not allow evil into your heart.
It will make a home there.
245
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:12,167
If love can't live there,
evil will do just as well.
246
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:18,469
Oh. How... How sad, mademoiselle.
247
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,727
Hello, Mr P!
248
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,072
- You're going back to the hotel?
- Where else?
249
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,283
Look. It's a surprise for Linnet.
Do you think she'll like it?
250
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:42,076
- That depends. Does she smoke?
- Just Craven "A".
251
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,913
By the way... Have you had a chance
to talk to Jackie yet?
252
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,752
Yes, just a few moments ago.
253
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,668
Well, good. I hope you got
her to see some sense.
254
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:55,043
Alas, to her,
sense is perpetual revenge.
255
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,717
- Are you serious?
- I'm always serious, mon ami.
256
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:05,223
Jackie's stubborn, I know,
and damn possessive.
257
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,847
- But surely...
- Did she want to possess you?
258
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,271
Well, I suppose so. Yes, she did.
259
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,815
But she has a hell of a temper
and a mind of her own.
260
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,529
She wishes to wear the trousers.
261
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:18,524
Yes. And a man can't have that,
can he, Mr P?
262
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,617
No, no, ne peut pas.
263
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:25,664
You know, when I first met Linnet...
Well, how should I put it?
264
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:29,502
It was like the moon after sunrise. You
just don't notice it's there any more.
265
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,213
After I met her,
Jackie just didn't exist.
266
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,049
Yes. Some women have that power.
267
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,215
But how are you going to find
a way out of your present dilemma?
268
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:41,965
Well, I have the most marvellous plan
and it's absolutely foolproof.
269
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,736
Cabby!
270
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,323
The railway station, quickly.
We're late for the Alexandria train.
271
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,299
The railway station!
272
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,048
Fast as you can.
273
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,713
Blows]
274
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,467
blows]
275
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,227
blows]
276
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,105
blows]
277
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,092
Thank you.
278
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,137
Look. There she is.
279
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:03,486
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Welcome aboard the Kamak. Yes.
280
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,029
My name is Mr Choudry.
281
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,243
I am the manager of this boat
282
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:12,457
and your delight and happiness
is my sole concern and pleasure.
283
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,915
Quite rightly.
284
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:17,127
I have here... I have here...
285
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:23,252
Yes, I have here a list of names and,
er... and, er... staterooms.
286
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:28,257
I guess from your faces
which is which, OK?
287
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:32,636
Er... You are Mrs and
Miss Otterbourne.
288
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,353
- Righty?
- Wrong?
289
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,188
I'm Mrs Van Schuyler
290
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:39,684
and I wish to be taken
to my cabin immediately.
291
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:43,814
Bowers will have the cabin opposite,
on the starboard side.
292
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:47,487
The roasting afternoon sun
may do wonders
293
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,611
for those jaundiced jowls of hers.
294
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,363
Right away, Madam. Right away.
295
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:58,537
Yes. You must be Dr Bessner.
Such elegant German moustaches.
296
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,335
I'm afraid you'd never make
a detective, Monsieur.
297
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:06,677
The moustaches, although
undeniably elegant, are Belgian.
298
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,014
My name is Poirot, Hercule Poirot.
299
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,635
Ah, the famous Monsieur Poirot?
300
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,808
I grovel in mortification.
I grovel.
301
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:20,058
Look, wouldn't it just be simpler
for us to give you our names
302
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,309
and you to give us
the cabins that we booked?
303
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:28,192
Simpler? Ah, lummy! Yes.
Unquestionably simpler. Unquestionably.
304
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,785
Such a brilliant lack
of complication.
305
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:35,201
In a trice, the safragi will
conduct you all to your stateroom.
306
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,496
Safragi! Saf...
307
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:39,747
blows]
308
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,746
Ah, we start.
309
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:46,046
May I suggest that you all take
your last look at the city?
310
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,886
Safra... Safragi!
311
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,803
Well, we've done it.
We got rid of her, at last.
312
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,851
What did you expect?
You're a genius.
313
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,399
Well, it's not bad
for the Simple Simon.
314
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,155
Blows]
315
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,026
Fabulous, isn't it?
316
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,777
You're the Ridgeway girl,
aren't you?
317
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:23,659
And you're Mrs Van Schuyler.
I wondered if we'd ever break the ice.
318
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:28,833
Well, I seldom talk to strangers,
but never to strange honeymooners.
319
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:34,506
- I'm glad you're breaking your rule.
- Well, rules are made to be broken.
320
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:37,471
At least, mine are by me.
321
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:45,854
- Oh, they're beautiful.
- Thank you.
322
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:50,271
And amazing,
if you know how they're made.
323
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:55,940
A tiny piece of grit makes
its way into an oyster
324
00:33:56,076 --> 00:34:00,991
which eventually becomes
a pearl of great price
325
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:04,615
hanging round the neck
of a pretty girl like you.
326
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,624
- I never thought of it that way.
- Well, you should.
327
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:13,416
The oyster nearly dies.
328
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:18,671
Come along now. Back to the cabin.
Time for your massage.
329
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,389
My companion, Bowers.
330
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:23,179
She did 15 rounds once
with Jack Dempsey.
331
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,894
He was never the same man again.
332
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:30,812
- Sorry, Miss Ridgeway.
- Mrs Doyle. Mrs Simon Doyle.
333
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,810
You have got to forgive Miss Bowers.
334
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,484
She's just unfamiliar
with the married state.
335
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,449
- I saw you drooling over her pearls.
- Shut up, Bowers.
336
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:42,491
You'd give every tooth in your head
to lay your hands on them.
337
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,453
What nonsense.
338
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:47,291
Just because you've got a grudge against
her father, no need to be uncivil.
339
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:51,629
Grudge?
Melhuish Ridgeway ruined my family.
340
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,963
Well, you should be grateful.
341
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,630
If he hadn't, you'd have missed
the pleasure of working for me.
342
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:01,130
I could kill her on that score alone.
343
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:05,801
Tea, madame?
344
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,684
I am Salome Otterbourne
and I must have a word.
345
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,983
I thought we were already having words
through our lawyers.
346
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,483
It is about that
that I have come to supplicate.
347
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,529
Supplicate?
348
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,619
I mean to entreat, or to appeal,
if you like.
349
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:28,867
I'm afraid we authors are
a little flowery in our speech.
350
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,619
And defamatory in our writing.
351
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:38,005
I'm sorry you should have taken Passion
Under the Persimmon Tree that way.
352
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:42,004
I assure you the intention was
merely to show a young girl's heart
353
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,973
beginning to beat
to the primordial drum.
354
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:51,013
Can't you see, my dear, that what
I wrote was really quite flattering?
355
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,856
Frankly, Mrs Otterbourne,
356
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:58,104
I don't consider being likened
to a nymphomaniacal baboon flattering,
357
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,233
and I suggest we leave it to our lawyers
to decide what is adequate compensation
358
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:04,326
for being the butt
of your vulgar drivel!
359
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,947
- Good afternoon.
- Philistine!
360
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,417
I'll show you what reputation
is about!
361
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,444
- I'm sorry to intrude.
- Uncle Andrew.
362
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:41,438
But these are the papers
I told you needed signing.
363
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,441
The lease on the Chrysler Building...
364
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:50,202
Ah, let's see, the silver mine
concessions, Baku oil transfers
365
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:53,621
and the Cam Crisp Chou-choc merger.
366
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,639
Just sign on the last page,
right on the bottom, my dear.
367
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,008
But, Uncle Andrew,
I haven't even read it yet.
368
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:13,479
There's no need, there's no need.
It's all quite straightforward.
369
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:16,268
Checked and double checked by me.
370
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,893
But I always read everything
through before I sign.
371
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,814
My father taught me that.
372
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:24,065
He always said never to trust anyone.
Not even your own lawyers.
373
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,158
Dear old Melhuish.
What a sense of humour!
374
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:30,871
Well, as far as I'm concerned, I've
never read a legal document in my life.
375
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,865
I certainly don't intend to start now.
376
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,204
You don't say.
377
00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:39,295
- Isn't that a little feckless, darling?
- Yes, absolutely.
378
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,791
But I'm dying for a Manhattan,
aren't you?
379
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:46,087
Alright.
Seeing we're on our honeymoon.
380
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,462
That's a girl.
381
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,052
Now, the next one.
382
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,268
I do hope I'm not, er, butting in.
I am a lawyer.
383
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,643
I just wanted to say how much I admire
your businesslike attitude.
384
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:04,898
Your father was absolutely right. Never
sign a document until you've read it.
385
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:06,819
I'm sure you agree, sir.
386
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:11,036
Er, sure. Sure. There's no hurry.
387
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,866
Well, now, if you'll excuse me.
388
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,465
I hope I've not given of fence.
389
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,004
What if you have, Mr...?
390
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,094
- Race. Colonel Race.
- What if you have, Colonel?
391
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,464
Lawyers are trained
to deal with of fences.
392
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,642
Would you join us for a drink
in the bar?
393
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:36,808
- Thank you. Most kind.
- And what about you, Mr P?
394
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,022
After all,
there's cause for celebration.
395
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,767
As you see, my plan to lose Jackie
worked like a charm.
396
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:45,612
Yes, so it would, er...
so it would seem.
397
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,651
Mes félicitations.
398
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:50,526
Colonel Race and
will join you in a, er...
399
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,112
...moment.
400
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,580
Darling?
401
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,332
- Madame, I must talk with you.
- Later, Louise.
402
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,835
- No, now! It's important.
- I'll see you in the bar.
403
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,675
- Well?
- I've received a cable.
404
00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,516
My fiancé has sent his woman
back to her people.
405
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:17,557
He's waiting for me.
I must go to him.
406
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,181
Please, give me the money
that you promised me.
407
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,478
I've been with you for five years now.
408
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:28,026
- It's completely out of the question.
- Madame, you promised me.
409
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:32,071
- He's still married, Louise.
- I implore you.
410
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,992
I need that money as a dowry.
I've worked hard for you.
411
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:39,116
And you'll continue to do
so until I say otherwise.
412
00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:42,961
- Madame, you can't refuse me.
- Thank you, Louise.
413
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,544
Chasm-as!
414
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:53,717
Mon Dies, how she makes
enemies of them all.
415
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,558
Even her own lawyer
is trying to cheat her?
416
00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:58,927
You old fox! So you noticed?
417
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,725
Well, I knew that you weren't here...
How was it again?
418
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,646
"Seufement pour les vacaxaces,
man ami."
419
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,318
Yes, I suppose I can tell you.
420
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:10,690
Sub rosa, I am working
for Mrs Doyle's English lawyers,
421
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,692
and they suspect Andrew Pennington
of... well, of...
422
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:16,445
- Embezzling her money.
- That's about the size of it.
423
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,743
You see, under the terms
of the father's will,
424
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:22,539
she gets control of the money when
she marries, and as she has married...
425
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,581
He is trying to get her
to sign a document
426
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,330
which will get him out of the soup.
427
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:28,958
Exactly. I think I've scared him off
for the moment,
428
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,425
but who knows what he'll try next?
429
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,966
Or any of them, for that matter.
430
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:47,471
"Inside the Great Temple of Karnak,
431
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:52,852
we pass the pedestals
of numerous small rams." Ja.
432
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:58,448
"Each with a small image
of Amenophis Ill in front of it." Yeah.
433
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,943
Oh, yes, rams.
434
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:05,164
Lickerish, priapic, ruttish rams!
435
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,531
How noble they are!
436
00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:12,629
With their proud flanks, flared nostrils
and unashamed curled horns.
437
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,465
Ja. Ja, come, Fraulein, come.
438
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:23,511
You know, Karl Marx said that
religion was the opium of the people.
439
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,805
For your mother,
it's obviously sex.
440
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,894
Don't you think
you better calm her down?
441
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,229
She'd do one of those beasts
a fearful injury.
442
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:32,816
Mr Ferguson, my mother may be
a figure of fun for you,
443
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,776
but she still happens to be my mother.
444
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:39,068
She kept me marvellously in better days.
I'm not going to desert her now that...
445
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,776
- Now that what?
- Nothing.
446
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,913
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be nosy.
447
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,248
And I certainly didn't mean
to offend you.
448
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,994
Honestly, Miss Otlerbourne,
I am not as bad as I look.
449
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,041
- Aren't you?
- Scout's honour'?
450
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:04,006
- Would you mind offending her?
- Linnet Ridgeway's a leech.
451
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,008
A parasite on the skin of society.
452
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,760
For God's sake, in a sane world,
453
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,102
she'd be bumped off
as a warning to the others.
454
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,892
- Bumped off?
- That's what I said.
455
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,316
- Mr Ferguson?
- Jim.
456
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:18,653
Jim, is it true
you can't libel the dead?
457
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,279
I'm not sure I understand the question.
458
00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:24,401
Never mind.
459
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:29,623
Oh, look, isn't it wonderful?
Quite beyond comprehension!
460
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,367
Ah, the artistic temperament,
Monsieur Pennington.
461
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,291
What strange forms it takes!
462
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:38,415
I'm afraid that doesn't
much concern me, Monsieur Poirot.
463
00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:41,259
I confine myself
to the world of facts and figures.
464
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,596
The ancient Egyptians felt
quite at home with facts and figures.
465
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,261
The Grand vizier Ptahhotep
466
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:51,512
was crushed to death
under a thousand pieces of silver
467
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:54,856
because he embezzled
his master's treasury.
468
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,811
- You don't say.
- Oh, yes.
469
00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:28,774
God! You alright?
Linnet, you alright?
470
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:32,983
Come on. Easy.
471
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:36,157
That's it, come on, up you come.
Alright?
472
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:39,618
What happened?
473
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,583
That stone must have fallen
or was pushed.
474
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,955
- To kill me?
- Jackie!
475
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,920
But she's not here!
476
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,237
Oh, my poor madame,
that was a close shave.
477
00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,740
- It could've been a nasty accident.
- Accident?
478
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,992
That stone has been up there
for 4,000 years.
479
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:27,371
It chooses the moment to fall
when there are people underneath? No.
480
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,248
Not exactly 4,000 years, Herr Poirot.
481
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:34,378
- These pillars were built in 1788...
- We all agree with you, Herr Bessner.
482
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,675
You may have a patient on your hands.
Please.
483
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:40,266
Oh, most negligent of me!
Ja, ja, here.
484
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,725
I'm alright. Really I am.
485
00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:45,848
Ja, ja, but I think maybe you go back
to the boat, you take a little rest, eh?
486
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,977
Alright. But only for a
couple of hours, doctor.
487
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,854
I must see the Temple of Abu Simbel
this evening.
488
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,778
Oh, that is most extraordinary.
489
00:49:55,910 --> 00:50:00,245
Did you know that the easternmost figure
is the famous Vocal Statue?
490
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,158
- Really?
- Ja.
491
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,283
Then we must be there in time.
Thank you, doctor.
492
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,587
At sunset it emits
a sad, plaintive note.
493
00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:12,173
- He scares me.
- Oh, he's harmless.
494
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:47,492
My God, it's fantastic.
495
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:50,541
I think they're frightening.
496
00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,129
No, they're not.
497
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:03,470
Do you think he'll sing
a note for me?
498
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:06,560
Why not? You're divine.
499
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:41,964
Welcome to the Temple of Abu Simbel.
The facade is 84 feet long.
500
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:46,639
Each of the statues of Ramesses II
is 65 feet high.
501
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:55,735
Get away from me! Get away!
Get away from me!
502
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,572
OK, darling!
Don't let her spoil everything.
503
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:38,774
So you could not bury your dead.
You cannot stay away.
504
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:41,147
Nope, I can't keep away.
505
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:44,901
You didn't really think I'd be fooled
by any trick Simon could invent?
506
00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:50,118
I'm very sorry to see you here,
mademoiselle.
507
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,456
Forgive me for saying so,
508
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:55,499
but you're embarking on
a hazardous journey in troubled waters.
509
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:59,920
You face who knows
what currents of misfortune.
510
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:02,919
- Why do you say that?
- Because it's the truth.
511
00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:06,423
You're cutting the last bonds
which bind you to safety.
512
00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:10,013
You can still turn back
if you really want to.
513
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:15,023
One must follow one's star
wherever it leads.
514
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:20,273
- Even to disaster?
- Even to hell itself.
515
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:33,374
I left my bag in the bar.
I'll join you in a minute, darling.
516
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:49,678
Well... We are alone, meme Frau.
517
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:54,145
The opportunity to talk to you in
private has not presented itself before.
518
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:59,358
- What do we have to talk about?
- My reputation, Frau Doyle.
519
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,779
- You ran that institute in Zurich.
- That is so.
520
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,820
And you have been saying
so many unpleasant things about me
521
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:10,240
to people of influence
and position.
522
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,204
- I say you're a quack.
- Frau Doyle!
523
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,869
- You're a dangerous quack.
- Now, listen to me!
524
00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:18,085
My good friend Myra Seligman
listened to you. Too well!
525
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:21,046
And allowed you to give her
those filthy injections.
526
00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:24,543
I prescribed a course
of armadillo urine.
527
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:28,763
Ja, I had used it previously
with great success.
528
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:32,429
In the case of poor Myra,
she went barking mad, thanks to you.
529
00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:33,892
I will not allow this.
530
00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:37,605
These irresponsible remarks
about my treatment have got to stop!
531
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,521
Then sue me, if you dare.
532
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,859
Now, you know that is impossible.
533
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:46,526
Any scandal attached to my clinic
would bring instant ruin.
534
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:49,150
Then it's rather your funeral,
isn't it?
535
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:54,701
Well, let's hope that
it is not yours!
536
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:58,417
Do you want a créme de cacao,
or a cognac, perhaps?
537
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,003
The service upstairs is so slow.
538
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,463
Nein. Danke-
539
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:26,563
What time is it?
540
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,534
There's a clock. Use your eyes.
541
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:34,996
Didn't your mother ever tell you,
as far as servants are concerned,
542
00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:36,659
there is a vast difference
543
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:40,160
between amiable eccentricity
and downright rudeness?
544
00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:41,456
My mother was a lady.
545
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,704
A disposition she failed
to pass on to you.
546
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,081
It's your bedtime.
547
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:48,335
- Very well. Where's my stole?
- I haven't seen it.
548
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,970
- You sure you had it with you?
- Of course I'm sure.
549
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:55,057
- Well, I haven't seen it anywhere.
- Use your eyes.
550
00:55:59,106 --> 00:56:00,972
Monsieur Poirot?
551
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:08,445
I hope one day you'll be able
to tell me about some of your cases.
552
00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:11,532
The... the juicier ones.
553
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:14,072
- Juicier ones?
- Bloodier.
554
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:18,038
Ah! Comme vous voulez, madame.
555
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:22,122
- Goodnight. Goodnight, monsieur.
- Bonsoir.
556
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,760
- Oh! So sorry.
- Oh, no, no, no.
557
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:35,639
You look very sleepy tonight,
Monsieur Porridge.
558
00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:39,852
Yes, I'm extremely.
I am consumed by sleep, Madame.
559
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:44,099
I don't know why,
but I can hardly keep my eyes open.
560
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:47,192
Naughty. Me, too.
561
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:50,279
Perhaps you'd be good enough
to escort me to my cabin?
562
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:54,574
It is this way, as you know.
563
00:56:58,081 --> 00:57:03,326
I suppose that uncouth young man will
appear now and attempt to seduce you.
564
00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,921
Well, don't let him succeed
without at least the show of a struggle.
565
00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:11,168
- Remember, the chase is very important.
- Oh, Mother!
566
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,845
No, this way is better.
567
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,635
There's a beastly step here,
which I always trip on.
568
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,429
No, no, that's the river!
569
00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,814
No, no. No, no, no...
570
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:32,188
The old Nile is a bit choppy tonight,
monsieur.
571
00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:35,066
It is true.
There are disturbing currents.
572
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,077
Here we are. Here we are.
573
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:40,116
No, no, no, no. In there.
574
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,956
- Bonsoir.
- Bonsoir! Bonsoir, madame.
575
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,312
Hello.
576
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:15,778
- Been ashore?
- Yes. It's lovely in the moonlight.
577
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:17,616
A real honeymoon night.
578
00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:22,038
If the clergyman's daughter
drinks nothing but water
579
00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,791
she's certain to finish on gin
580
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,334
One diamond.
581
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,880
- Simon, we're waiting.
- Sorry.
582
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,216
It's your call.
583
00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:41,264
- Double.
- What?
584
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:44,135
# He was her man
585
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:47,389
# But he was doing her wrong
586
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,690
- Join me?
- No, thank you.
587
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:56,773
- Would you mind repeating your bid?
- Sorry.
588
00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:59,775
If the aunt of the vicar
has never touched liquor
589
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:02,494
just wait till she finds the champagne
590
00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:03,953
Bottoms up!
591
00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:06,574
I'm sorry, darling, I wasn't thinking.
592
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:11,962
# Swore to be true to each other
593
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,048
- # True as tire stars.--
- I'm afraid that gives you the rubber.
594
00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:16,963
- # He was her man
- I think I'll go to bed.
595
00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:20,008
- I think it's time to turn in.
- I'll second that.
596
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,924
- Goodnight. Sleep tight.
- Goodnight.
597
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,019
- Don't let the bed bugs bite.
- Coming, Simon?
598
00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:30,185
I won't be a second, darling.
I'll just tidy up.
599
00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:31,807
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
600
00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,684
It is late. I think I'll
be going, too.
601
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:38,860
Oh, no, no. You, sit down!
Tell me all about yourself.
602
00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:40,983
There's not very much to tell, really.
603
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:43,531
I'm Salome Otterbourne's daughter,
as you know.
604
00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:46,371
If the wife of a divine
has never touched wine
605
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,958
you can bet she'll end up
with the Scotch
606
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:56,507
Go on, you were something... saying
something about somebody's daughter.
607
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:01,425
- Salome Otterbourne, the novelist.
- Salome?
608
01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:04,298
Didn't she have
some fellow's head cut off?
609
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,971
It should happen
to somebody else I know.
610
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,012
Don't you think you've had enough?
611
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,388
- Enough what?
- To drink.
612
01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:13,983
To drink? What business
is it of yours?
613
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,068
- None, I suppose.
- Damn right.
614
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:18,858
- What's the matter, Simon, afraid?
- Afraid of what?
615
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:25,282
Afraid I might tell this charming
young lady the story of my life.
616
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,280
- I really must be going.
- No, no, wait!
617
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:32,705
It's a very sad tale. A three-hanky
story if you're easily moved.
618
01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:35,671
- For God's sake, Jackie.
- What?
619
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:40,467
Go to bed and stop making
a fool of yourself.
620
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:46,682
Oh, Simon says I'm making a fool
of myself. Simon says go to bed.
621
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:51,475
Bed! You make me sick!
622
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:55,315
- Go to bed!
- You can't treat me like this!
623
01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:57,150
Now look, Jackie!
624
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,816
- I'll kill you first!
- Jackie!
625
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:19,298
- Quick. Help him!
- Jesus.
626
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,758
Oh. My God!
627
01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:25,754
I'll get Dr Bessner.
628
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,387
Get her to her cabin.
Calm her down.
629
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,931
What have I done?!
630
01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:37,854
Oh, that Bowers woman. She's a nurse,
isn't she? Get her to look after her.
631
01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:41,603
Come on.
632
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,115
Simon!
633
01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:47,234
Make sure she's not left alone.
634
01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:52,869
Then get the doctor! Quickly!
635
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,008
Lie down.
636
01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:13,894
I'll get Miss Bowers.
637
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:18,690
- Simon. Simon!
- Take it easy.
638
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:22,527
Rosalie's gone to get Miss Bowers.
She's a nurse. She'll look after you.
639
01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,368
You've been the devil of a time.
640
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,122
Miss Bowers had gone to bed.
She'll be here in a minute.
641
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:43,044
- The sooner the better.
- How is she?
642
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:46,464
As well as can be expected for a girl
who tried to shoot her ex-lover.
643
01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:48,837
How can you be so heartless?
644
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:54,386
There now. Miss Bowers is just coming.
It'll be alright.
645
01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:57,889
- It'll be alright.
- It's Doyle. There's been an accident.
646
01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,686
Yes, yes. Miss Otterboure told me.
647
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:06,359
I think a shot of morphia
will meet the case.
648
01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:11,577
I've always found it very effective
when Mrs Van Schuyler is canying on.
649
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:15,744
Ferguson, you'd better go and get
that Hun doctor from next door.
650
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,617
- He ought to have a look at Doyle.
- Yes, right.
651
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:28,878
Bad, this.
Get me one more cloth, fa?
652
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,049
Alright.
653
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:39,437
The bone is fractured.
There is much losses of blood, ja.
654
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:43,434
Alright. Alright, alright.
655
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:45,857
Help me get him to my cabin, ja?
656
01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:51,654
Are you afraid of a little blood
like a young Madchen?
657
01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:54,778
Come here, Ferguson. Help me get him up.
658
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:03,788
I'll stay with her tonight. You never
know how they're going to react.
659
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:08,300
- Miss Bowers, is she quiet?
- Yes.
660
01:04:08,428 --> 01:04:11,921
Yes, I've given her some morphia.
I won't leave her.
661
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:15,516
Ah, good.
Young lady, you come with me, ja?
662
01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:18,260
You'll be more use
than this Stutzer here,
663
01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,558
who's afraid at the sight
of a little blood.
664
01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,146
Open the door. Ja.
665
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:29,985
Easy, alright, alright. That's it.
666
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:33,108
Almost... Here we are. Ja.
667
01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,043
Ja.
668
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:50,801
Alright. Could you get
a cool towel for the head, ja?
669
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,636
Yes, doctor.
670
01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:05,603
- Ja.
- I'd better go and pick up that gun.
671
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,898
It's not the sort of thing we want
to leave lying around, is it?
672
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:10,862
- Ja.
- Yes.
673
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:14,233
Jackie. She mustn't be left alone.
674
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,030
She isn't. Don't worry.
675
01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:23,079
Oh, God. It's all been my fault.
I treated her so badly.
676
01:05:24,295 --> 01:05:27,037
She didn't know what she was doing.
She was drunk.
677
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:29,210
Now, this is going to hurt.
678
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:36,134
Are you sure someone
shouldn't tell your wife?
679
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:40,221
Yes. Yes, please.
680
01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:46,349
No. Ho, no, let her sleep.
Nothing to worry her till morning.
681
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:52,192
The best I can do is patch it up.
682
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:56,783
There is no exit wound.
The bullet is lodged deep in there.
683
01:05:56,911 --> 01:06:00,495
Ja, it will have to wait
until we get to Wadi Halfa.
684
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:02,205
Roll up the sleeve.
685
01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:05,746
And swab it with this, eh?
686
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:11,590
Ja. I will have some splints made.
687
01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:15,757
And then I will set them
when you are asleep, eh?
688
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:19,883
- Thank you, doctor.
- Ja. Now, don't you worry.
689
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:23,969
Everything's going to be alright.
690
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,061
It's not there.
691
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:37,274
- Was?
- The gun. It's not there.
692
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,782
But who could have taken it?
693
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:44,873
Search me.
I only hope it's not important.
694
01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:49,601
"Sometimes I want to put
this little gun up to her head,
695
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:52,599
and very gently pull the trigger."
696
01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:57,271
- Was?
- Oh, nothing.
697
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:03,485
The manager put the matter in my hands,
698
01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:06,534
so it'll be our responsibility
until we reach Wadi Haifa.
699
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,623
Well, I am at your disposal,
of course.
700
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:11,288
So, doctor,
what can you tell us about this?
701
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,755
She was shot with a very small bullet.
702
01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:19,126
A .22 calibre, I think. And the gun was
held very close to the head.
703
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,924
Here you can see all the versengen.
704
01:08:23,016 --> 01:08:25,474
Damn it, man, can't you speak English?
705
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:29,891
- Oh, you mean the scorching.
- Ja, ja, the scorching.
706
01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:32,852
Excuse me.
707
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:44,651
'Hens, tiens, tiens...
708
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,535
- What do you make of that?
- Huh?
709
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:54,332
Oh, I think it's... I think it's easy.
You see, Madame Doyle was dying.
710
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,876
She wished to identify
the murderer to us,
711
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,591
and therefore she dipped her finger
in her own blood.
712
01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:02,711
She wrote "J" on the wall. "Jacqueline"!
713
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:07,387
Oh, what you say is dumb.
The lady dies instantly!
714
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:08,724
- Really?
- Ja.
715
01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:11,436
There is no time for writing
with the finger in blood.
716
01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:14,352
- No, no.
- Oh, you make a joke?
717
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:18,227
Well, it's a very small one.
Not in very good taste, I'm afraid.
718
01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:22,732
The fact remains the "J" is on the wall.
Now it's up to us to explain why.
719
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:27,987
It seems a gesture
which is childishly melodramatic.
720
01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:31,831
- Doctor, what about the time of death?
- Well...
721
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:36,578
She has been dead at least six hours,
no longer than eight.
722
01:09:36,714 --> 01:09:38,955
That puts it between midnight
and 2:00am.
723
01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:41,333
- Which is extraordinary.
- Why is that?
724
01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:44,461
Because it means quite simply
that Mademoiselle Jacqueline
725
01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:46,304
could not have done it.
726
01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:48,719
You told me yourself,
mon Colonel,
727
01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:53,345
that Madame Doyle left the observation
saloon a little before 11:45 p.m.,
728
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,812
to go to bed.
729
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:57,103
And from then on, Jackie was in view
730
01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,023
either of Mademoiselle Rosalie
and Monsieur Doyle
731
01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:03,146
or Monsieur Ferguson
and Mademoiselle Bowers,
732
01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:08,698
who injected her with morphia and
stayed with her in her cabin all night.
733
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:13,373
And Simon Doyle is also eliminated
by reason of his broken leg.
734
01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:15,287
I don't suppose he could walk very far?
735
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:17,661
Not one step, I assure you.
736
01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:21,461
Excellent! Let's hope the process
of elimination continues as smoothly.
737
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,299
I am afraid it will net, men Colonel.
738
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:25,044
Everyone on this boat knew
739
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:28,046
exactly why Mademoiselle Jacqueline
hated Madame Doyle.
740
01:10:28,182 --> 01:10:32,551
She was a natural for what
the Americans would call a "frame-up".
741
01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:36,601
At least, main Herr;
you cannot suspect me!
742
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:38,223
Oh, why not?
743
01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:41,977
You had a very good reason to kill her,
as I discovered last night.
744
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:45,276
Oh. Then you did overhear!
745
01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:48,571
But that was no motive.
I mean, I could have sued her.
746
01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:54,665
- And risk ruin? Murder is cheaper.
- And safer, if you don't get caught.
747
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,124
But I could not have done such a thing.
748
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,209
I disagree.
749
01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,830
At the time of the shooting
of Monsieur Doyle,
750
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:05,925
you could have been on deck,
perhaps unable to sleep.
751
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:10,256
You could have heard
the sound of voices...
752
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:14,225
..looked through the window
of the saloon, seen what happened...
753
01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:16,970
- Go to bed!
- You can't treat me like this!
754
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,517
Now look, Jackie!
755
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:20,515
I'll kill you first!
756
01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:22,767
Jackie!
757
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,819
..And remembered
the position of the gun.
758
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:32,034
Later, when you were
called from your cabin,
759
01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:37,249
you could have picked up the gun
while you were tending Monsieur Doyle.
760
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,788
Later still, when all was quiet,
761
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:44,586
you could have left your cabin,
unobsen/ed by your sleeping patient,
762
01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:48,756
and gone to Madame Doyle's cabin
and shot her.
763
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:53,886
No, Herr Doctor, I cannot rule you out.
764
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:57,807
What you are suggesting is Ubermabig!
765
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,603
Outrageous! Ja!
766
01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:06,694
No, I will not stay here
to be insulted.
767
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:42,181
Found something in the nail varnish?
768
01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:45,809
On n'at£rape pas les mauahes
avec le urfnaigre.
769
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:46,855
I beg your pardon?
770
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:51,528
It's an old French proverb,
which takes too long to explain.
771
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:54,822
Come, my friend. Let us prepare
ourselves for our investigation
772
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:56,820
of the paying customers.
773
01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:03,581
How long was it, in your estimation,
774
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:08,958
between the time you and Dr Bessner
carried Monsieur Doyle from the saloon
775
01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:11,460
to when you returned
to look for the gun?
776
01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:15,965
- Oh, about three or four minutes.
- Three or four minutes.
777
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:19,434
You were just outside the saloon
when the shooting took place.
778
01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,929
It would have been
perfectly possible for you
779
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:24,021
to have noted the position of the gun.
780
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:25,982
I agree. Perfectly possible.
781
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:32,402
Perfectly possible also for you to have
waited until the saloon was empty,
782
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:37,369
then to have taken the gun
and only pretended not to have found it.
783
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,914
Then, before returning
to Dr Bessner to report its loss,
784
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:52,088
you could have used it
to kill Madame Doyle.
785
01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:55,428
I could have done,
but as it happens, I didn't!
786
01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:58,181
And you, mademoiselle?
787
01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,926
You could have taken the gun
before you left here,
788
01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:04,976
when Monsieur Ferguson
was helping Monsieur Doyle.
789
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,733
- I'll get Miss Bowers.
- Yeah, right.
790
01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:24,824
On your way to fetch Miss Bowers,
791
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:28,795
you could have seized the opportunity
to take the gun to Madame Doylek cabin
792
01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:30,413
and murder her.
793
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:41,220
It would have added only a minute
or two to the time that you were away.
794
01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:45,186
Miss Bowers! Wake up! Miss Bowers!
795
01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:49,899
- What's that?
- Could you please come quickly?
796
01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:53,270
Why should either of us
take the blasted gun?
797
01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:55,397
We have no reason
to murder Linnet Doyle.
798
01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,945
Ah, but she was "a leech".
799
01:14:58,077 --> 01:15:00,535
She was "a parasite
on the skin of society"
800
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:03,781
- who "deserved to be bumped off".
- Well, yes, but...
801
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:07,659
Oh, yes, monsieur. "Bumped off
as a warning to the others".
802
01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:09,536
You damned froggy eavesdropper.
803
01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:14,041
Belgian. Belgian eavesdropper,
if you please, sir.
804
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:19,137
And you, mademoiselle. You were eager
to save your mother great damages.
805
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,427
How could I possibly have done that?
806
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:24,551
You asked a question two days ago.
I will now answer it for you.
807
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:29,682
You are quite right, mademoiselle.
You cannot libel the dead.
808
01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,525
I think you're horrid.
809
01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:34,690
You pretend to be
so kind and considerate,
810
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:36,483
and all you want to do is trap us.
811
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:42,573
I must find out what lies hidden,
mademoiselle. The truth.
812
01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:47,783
What it amounts to, then, is after
you gave Miss Jacqueline the morphia,
813
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:49,829
she never stirred all night.
814
01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:52,750
Exactly. Nervous reaction, booze
and morphia.
815
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:55,214
Together, they'd have sunk the Titanic.
816
01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:58,175
So, unquestionably,
she could not have done the murder'?
817
01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:00,921
No, absolutely not.
818
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:05,267
No, but you could have.
819
01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:09,891
- Me?
- Yes, you, mademoiselle.
820
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:13,062
Let us suppose you were out on deck
at the time of the shooting
821
01:16:13,194 --> 01:16:17,904
and saw what took place, and thus knew
where the gun was lying.
822
01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:21,570
Young lady, you come with me, ja?
823
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,160
You'll be more help
than this Stutzer here
824
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:27,906
who's scared at the sight
of a little blood.
825
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:31,034
While Monsieur Ferguson
and Mademoiselle Rosalie
826
01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:33,207
were assisting Dr Bessner,
827
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:37,958
you could have left your patient
and run in here to pick up the gun.
828
01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:39,584
You would have had enough time
829
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:43,429
before Monsieur Ferguson returned
to search for it.
830
01:16:57,655 --> 01:17:01,444
Then you could have hurried down
the pon' side to Madame Day/ea cabin
831
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:02,906
and shot her.
832
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:08,033
Preposterous.
Why should I kill Mrs Doyle?
833
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,827
Because her father was
Melhuish Ridgeway,
834
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,453
whose unscrupulous business methods
ruined your father
835
01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:17,250
and condemned you to a servant's life.
836
01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:20,125
Poppycock. From whom did you hear that?
837
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:22,844
From your own lips, mademoiselle,
three days ago.
838
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,805
How dare you listen
to a private conversation!
839
01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,924
Some voices carry.
840
01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:30,593
Is it true?
841
01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:36,858
- Yes, it is.
- Voilá.
842
01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:41,105
But why should I kill Mrs Doyle
for something that happened years ago?
843
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:46,280
Because its effects are still
deeply resented by you to this day.
844
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,619
No, unfortunately, mademoiselle,
845
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:51,489
I cannot be persuaded
by your protestations.
846
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:54,663
To my mind, you had the means,
the motive, the opportunity,
847
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:58,333
and what is more,
the disposition to kill.
848
01:17:58,465 --> 01:18:00,581
Have you quite finished,
Monsieur Poirot?
849
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:01,628
For the time being.
850
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:05,298
Hold yourself ready to answer further
questions should the need arise.
851
01:18:05,431 --> 01:18:08,924
- I shall do no such thing.
- Monsieur Poirot!
852
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:16,057
- It is true about Linnet?
- It is perfectly true.
853
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:25,902
I didn't kill her. I know
you all think I did, but I didn't.
854
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:27,742
Calmez vous, calmez vous, ma petit.
855
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:30,783
We know that you did not kill
Madame Doyle. We have proved it.
856
01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:32,371
- Proved!
- Thank God.
857
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,533
What about Simon? Is he alright?
858
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:39,708
Dr Bessner seems reasonably satisfied
with his condition so far.
859
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:48,714
I was mad last night.
I might have killed him.
860
01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:52,558
- Do you think he'll ever forgive me?
- It's more than likely.
861
01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:54,097
It's been my experience
862
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,973
that men are least attracted
to women who treat them well.
863
01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:01,897
Miss Bowers, escort Miss Jacqueline
to her cabin and see that she's alright.
864
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:06,314
We'll arrange a visit
to Monsieur Doyle later.
865
01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:08,157
Oh, thank you.
866
01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:26,217
I think you and I should visit him
first. He must be awake by now.
867
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:29,928
Vérité.
868
01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:35,434
The thing which intrig...
869
01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:39,392
...intrigues me most about
this case is the pistol.
870
01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:41,357
- The pistol?
- Why is it missing?
871
01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:43,146
I fail to see why that is important.
872
01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:45,361
In many cases
the murder weapon is missing.
873
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:48,777
Even in a case
where a frame-up is attempted? No.
874
01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:53,699
Why did the murderer go to the lengths
of writing "J" on the wall in blood,
875
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:55,492
and then removing J's gun?
876
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,082
Yes, I see what you mean.
Oh, they found something.
877
01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:04,047
One thing is for certain.
Madame Doyle was not killed by a fish.
878
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:43,541
- Are you alright?
- Yes, thank you.
879
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,834
I must have just blacked out
for a moment.
880
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,583
Try a spot of lunch.
It might give you some strength.
881
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:51,837
- No, thank you. I couldn't face it.
- You couldn't face it?
882
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:55,135
- Do you permit that, er...
- Please, do. Help yourself.
883
01:21:05,611 --> 01:21:07,602
I just can't believe that...
884
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,063
...that Linnet's dead.
885
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,533
It's a bad knock.
886
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:19,285
I suppose it must look awfully black
against Jackie,
887
01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:22,499
but I just know she wouldn't
commit cold-blooded murder.
888
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:24,539
No, rest assured, monsieur,
889
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:27,379
we know for a fact it was
not Mademoiselle Jackie.
890
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:28,714
Thank God for that.
891
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,551
Well, then, do you have any idea
who it might have been?
892
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:36,593
Well, it could have been
practically anybody.
893
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:39,843
Well, only yesterday
she was saying
894
01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:42,185
everyone around her on this boat
was her enemy.
895
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:46,148
We have reason to believe
that she was right, monsieur.
896
01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:52,897
Monsieur...
897
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,240
Oh, pardon.
898
01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:58,031
I came to see if you were comfortable.
899
01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:00,871
As comfortable as can be expected.
Thank you, Louise.
900
01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,615
Ah, the discoverer of the body.
901
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:05,083
You should be able to shed
some light on all this.
902
01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:07,169
Pardon?
903
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:11,291
You, you, you accuse me?
A respectable girl?
904
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:14,920
- I swear to you on my mother's grave...
- Allons, allons, Louise.
905
01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:18,639
Pas tant d'histoires.
II fast dire la vérité.
906
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,257
Asseyez vous.
907
01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:40,904
Poirot, can we please keep this in some
language which we can all understand?
908
01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:45,078
She said that all the world
loved Madame Doyle.
909
01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,042
At least that's a fresh approach.
910
01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:52,007
Now then, when did you last see
Mrs Doyle alive?
911
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:56,219
Last night, monsieur. I was in her cabin
to undress her and put her to bed.
912
01:22:56,346 --> 01:23:00,635
- And then where did you go?
- To my cabin. Where else?
913
01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:04,055
And you didn't see or hear anything
after that that might help us?
914
01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:07,806
How oould I, monsieur? My cabin
was on the other side of the boat.
915
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:14,980
Naturally, if I'd been unable to sleep,
if I'd stayed on deck then,
916
01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:19,404
perhaps I would have seen this assassin
enter and leave madame's cabin.
917
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,032
But as it is...
918
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:24,952
Oh, monsieur, I implore you!
You see how it is.
919
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:28,872
- What else can I say?
- Nobody's accusing you of anything.
920
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,291
New, don't worry, Louise.
I'll look after you.
921
01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,539
- Monsieur is very good.
- But...
922
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:40,805
If you had not gone straight back to
your cabin after leaving Madame Doyle,
923
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,594
you would have had time
924
01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:45,468
to witness the shooting
of Monsieur Doyle in the saloon.
925
01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:48,016
- Ah, non!
- Ah, oui!
926
01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:51,607
You could have walked on the deck,
seen everything.
927
01:23:51,735 --> 01:23:55,399
Then when the coast was clear,
you could have taken the gun...
928
01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:56,862
.. Returned...
929
01:24:01,161 --> 01:24:02,822
..and shot Madame Doyle.
930
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,117
Monsieur, you accuse me unjustly.
931
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,911
Why should I do such a wicked thing?
Just answer me that.
932
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,000
Oh, Louise.
933
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:14,122
I know all about you,
and your love affair,
934
01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:17,922
and Madame Doyle's objections
to your leaving her.
935
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:22,513
But I had no money and no references.
I had no choice but to stay.
936
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:25,053
Précisément.
And how you hated her for that.
937
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:26,675
But I didn't kill her!
938
01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:32,857
One final question, Louise.
Where are Madame Doyle's pearls?
939
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:38,904
Her pearls?
She was wearing them last night.
940
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:40,818
She put them on the table by her bed.
941
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:46,993
- And were they there this morning?
- Mon Dieu! I didn't even look!
942
01:24:47,124 --> 01:24:53,621
I went to her bed, I saw Madame,
I cried out, and I ran out of the room.
943
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:55,462
You did not even look!
944
01:24:56,550 --> 01:25:00,339
But I, Hercule Poirot,
have eyes which notice everything.
945
01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:04,843
The pearls were not on
the dressing table this morning.
946
01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:08,388
They had gone. Vanished.
947
01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:11,386
Disparu.
948
01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:28,321
- We must find the gun.
- And the pearls.
949
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:31,324
Yes, that should not prove
too difficult.
950
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:34,794
Oh, fé, f8! Q8'?! Fai!' Chase'!
951
01:25:34,921 --> 01:25:37,504
You're right.
Yes, I could do with a change of shirt.
952
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:40,295
Yes, let's make a little pause
to freshen Ia toilette.
953
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:47,090
- And to rest the little grey cells.
- I'll see you in five minutes.
954
01:26:17,964 --> 01:26:19,170
Oh, lá, lá!
955
01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:39,501
I must thank you
for a most timely deliverance.
956
01:27:40,797 --> 01:27:44,381
My pleasure. I heard your SOS. Do you
think it was put there deliberately?
957
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:45,965
Of course it was.
958
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,131
But it will take more than a serpent
959
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:52,222
to interrupt the investigation
of Hercule Poirot.
960
01:27:53,477 --> 01:27:57,391
How is the sleuthing going?
With eminence and discretion?
961
01:27:58,607 --> 01:28:01,599
- No one to put the hand grips on?
- Not yet.
962
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:04,894
Oh, er...
963
01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:08,989
There is a dead cobra over there.
964
01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:12,451
Do me the kindness of having it removed,
please. Thank you very much.
965
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:16,573
- Come, Race.
- A cobra? Oh, cripes!
966
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:22,203
Never have I seen such a reptile
in a first class cabin. Never.
967
01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,510
Who's next? Pennington?
We know he's a wrong 'un.
968
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:36,805
Oh, he's a dangerous one.
969
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:02,163
Monsieur Poirot, I presume?
970
01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,545
Excuse: moi, madame.
971
01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:12,595
Perhaps you will permit us to join you?
972
01:29:12,722 --> 01:29:13,928
Of course.
973
01:29:17,143 --> 01:29:18,008
Well?
974
01:29:18,144 --> 01:29:20,602
Your cabin is next to Madame Doyle's,
n'est pas?
975
01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:21,686
It is.
976
01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:24,898
Did you hear anything strange
late last night?
977
01:29:25,026 --> 01:29:28,439
I certainly did.
I am a very light sleeper.
978
01:29:28,572 --> 01:29:31,485
I was awakened by a popping sound.
979
01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:33,198
A Popping sound?
980
01:29:33,326 --> 01:29:37,570
Exactly. Just like a champagne cork
coming out of a bottle.
981
01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:41,407
An indifferent champagne,
you understand?
982
01:29:41,543 --> 01:29:46,754
Not a great vintage.
That makes a much more discreet sound.
983
01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:50,671
Could it have been a small pistol
instead of an old champagne cork?
984
01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:51,712
Very possibly.
985
01:29:51,845 --> 01:29:54,132
Though I'm sure you must appreciate
986
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:58,428
that I have a minimal familiarity
with firearms.
987
01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:10,486
We have found it! We have found it!
Oh, goody, goody!
988
01:30:10,614 --> 01:30:11,979
Oh. Goody, goody gumdrops!
989
01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:21,118
This certainly takes the camel's hump.
Oh, yes! And no mistake! Gentlemen!
990
01:30:23,376 --> 01:30:27,290
Gentlemen, I'm sure we have
found what you're looking for.
991
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:29,538
- Thank you, Mr Choudry.
- No mention.
992
01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:41,683
Ah, without question,
the pistol of Mademoiselle Jackie.
993
01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:48,524
New Derringer .22, four shot.
994
01:30:48,652 --> 01:30:50,188
Two bullets fired.
995
01:30:51,529 --> 01:30:53,736
A man's handkerchief. Looks like blood.
996
01:30:53,865 --> 01:30:57,278
And a marble ashtray
to send it to the bottom.
997
01:30:57,410 --> 01:31:00,653
- And my stole.
- This is yours, madam?
998
01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:04,327
Well, of course it's mine.
I missed it last night in the saloon.
999
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:09,203
The murderer wrapped it around the
pistol to deaden the noise of the shots.
1000
01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:12,377
Impertinence! That stole was
given to me in Romania
1001
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:15,001
by Crown Prince Carol himself.
1002
01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:18,970
People are no respecters
of other people's property.
1003
01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:22,012
Nor indeed of other people's jewellery.
1004
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:26,103
What can you be referring to, monsieur?
1005
01:31:26,231 --> 01:31:28,973
I'm referring to the Potsdam pearls,
madame!
1006
01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:32,227
Which belong to Madame Doyle
and which have been abducted!
1007
01:31:33,405 --> 01:31:37,820
- Abducted?
- Dérobé. Purloined.
1008
01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:40,363
Pinched.
1009
01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:46,662
And why are you looking at me
in that too-familiar, continental way?
1010
01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:49,000
What have these pearls to do with me?
1011
01:31:49,129 --> 01:31:55,045
Ah, I am the nasty
little eavesdropper, madame.
1012
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,213
I heard that you much admire
these pearls.
1013
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:01,430
That you would give "every tooth
in your head to possess them".
1014
01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:04,016
That bloody Bowers!
1015
01:32:04,144 --> 01:32:08,183
It is my theory that you have
an obsessive love of jewellery, madame,
1016
01:32:08,314 --> 01:32:11,102
that you coveted Madame
Doyle's pearis
1017
01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:17,776
and that you determined to possess them,
even if this meant robbery or murder.
1018
01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:21,366
You do not deny it, madame?
1019
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:24,612
I can picture you walking the deck
last night,
1020
01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:27,911
waiting for Madame Doyle to be asleep.
1021
01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:29,033
Go to bed!
1022
01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:31,661
Quite by chance,
you see the shooting in the saloon.
1023
01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:33,707
- Jackie!
- I'll kill you first!
1024
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,922
Jackie!
1025
01:32:37,010 --> 01:32:40,719
When the mom is empty, you seize
the opportunity of taking the gun.
1026
01:32:40,847 --> 01:32:45,216
You go to Madame Doyle's cabin,
knowing that her husband will not be there.
1027
01:32:53,818 --> 01:33:00,030
You shoot her and then you take
the pearts from her bedside table.
1028
01:33:00,158 --> 01:33:01,819
You will withdraw that!
1029
01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:06,195
Or I shall prosecute you for slander
with the utmost vigour!
1030
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:11,041
It will not equal the vigour
with which I shall search this boat,
1031
01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:14,287
and in particular, your cabin, madame,
for those pearls.
1032
01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:15,787
I give you a good afternoon.
1033
01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:22,136
- You perfectly foul French upstart!
- Belgian upstart, please, madame.
1034
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:28,133
Was it necessary to be
so rough on the old lady?
1035
01:33:28,269 --> 01:33:30,101
You seem to be accusing everybody.
1036
01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:33,894
With reason, mon Colonel. What, you
think old ladies don't commit murder'?
1037
01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:35,641
I am convinced she has the pearls.
1038
01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:38,735
The only question is,
did she kill to acquire them?
1039
01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:41,275
- Monsieur Choudry!
- Mamaba!
1040
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,907
- Yes, Colonel?
- We will depart immediately.
1041
01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:46,572
I've already given the orders.
1042
01:33:46,704 --> 01:33:49,571
At this very moment,
the engineer is building up steam.
1043
01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:52,874
Why the sudden rush?
1044
01:33:53,002 --> 01:33:56,461
I tell you, mon Dieu, I feel
the presence of evil all about me.
1045
01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:58,921
The sooner we reach Wadi Halfa,
the better.
1046
01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:00,916
I'll lock these up in a safe place.
1047
01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:03,760
Then we must commence our search
for the pearls.
1048
01:34:15,316 --> 01:34:19,105
That's the last of the crew's cabins.
Maybe she threw them overboard.
1049
01:34:20,405 --> 01:34:23,488
You forget that we have not yet
examined Pennington's cabin.
1050
01:34:23,616 --> 01:34:25,027
That's right. Let's do it now.
1051
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:29,575
Ahoy there!
So our journey is continuing.
1052
01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:31,413
Good afternoon, Madame.
1053
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:35,075
Will you not join me
for a little refreshment?
1054
01:34:35,211 --> 01:34:36,827
This marvellous little man here
1055
01:34:36,963 --> 01:34:39,546
has just made me
the most extraordinary concoction
1056
01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,540
out of native fruit juices.
1057
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,383
It's called a Golden Sobek,
1058
01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:47,470
and is named after the god of
the ancient city of Crocodilopolis.
1059
01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:49,260
Not for me, thank you very much.
1060
01:34:49,392 --> 01:34:53,135
Sometimes I do take the hair of the dog,
but never the scale of the crocodile.
1061
01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:54,306
Race!
1062
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:57,181
And how are you getting along
with your investigation
1063
01:34:57,317 --> 01:34:59,399
of this tragic affair,
Monsieur Porridge?
1064
01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:02,895
Oh, norrnalement, madame.
Normally, as they say.
1065
01:35:03,031 --> 01:35:07,616
Oh, the crime passionnel,
the primitive instinct to kill,
1066
01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:10,202
so closely allied to the sex instinct.
1067
01:35:11,414 --> 01:35:14,497
I have every sympathy
for that poor, half-crazed Jackie.
1068
01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:19,416
Her emotions are a turmoil,
her hot Latin blood raging
1069
01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,788
to be avenged
on the woman who stole her man.
1070
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:24,917
Yes, of course,
but it could have been someone else,
1071
01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:27,511
with a motive at least as good.
1072
01:35:28,806 --> 01:35:32,424
- Oh, who?
- You, Madame Otterbourne.
1073
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,097
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, come, come.
1074
01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:37,767
Your daughter and you know
you cannot libel the dead.
1075
01:35:37,899 --> 01:35:42,018
Now you will never have to pay
those huge damages she was asking for.
1076
01:35:42,153 --> 01:35:44,941
- But one would hardly kill for that.
- Would one not'?
1077
01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:48,864
- Well?
- Another Golden What-Have-You.
1078
01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:53,782
You know, Mrs Otterbourne...
1079
01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:59,493
It is you that I can see looking
into the saloon through the windows
1080
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:01,540
at that, as you put it,
1081
01:36:01,673 --> 01:36:05,837
poor, half-crazed Jacqueline
shooting Monsieur Doyle.
1082
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:10,964
And then, when everyone has gone,
running in to take up the gun,
1083
01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:14,433
and then stealing forth
to kill Madame Doyle.
1084
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:18,849
No! My world is the world of grand love
and passionate romance,
1085
01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:20,518
not grubby murders.
1086
01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:22,482
Now, if you'll please leave me alone.
1087
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:25,568
Well, if we have disturbed you,
we are both desolate.
1088
01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:27,062
Life can be so cruel!
1089
01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:30,987
You must be brave, very brave,
to bear the calumnies of life.
1090
01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:38,540
Here, barman!
This crocodile has lost its "croc"!
1091
01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:45,004
What a perfectly dreadful woman. Why
doesn't somebody shoot her, I wonder?
1092
01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:48,046
Perhaps one day, the subscribers
of the lending libraries
1093
01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:51,010
will club together and hire an assassin.
1094
01:37:19,083 --> 01:37:21,165
So, Madame Van Schuyler
is foolish enough
1095
01:37:21,294 --> 01:37:24,036
to play games with Hercule Poirot.
1096
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:27,540
You realise, of course, you have
no actual proof that she stole them.
1097
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:31,009
The fact that the pearls have been
returned does not mean for a moment
1098
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:34,801
that she did not kill
while stealing them in the first place.
1099
01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:56,659
Pennington?
1100
01:38:04,128 --> 01:38:09,874
We must find that document he was
trying to induce Madame Doyle to sign.
1101
01:38:10,009 --> 01:38:11,340
What's this?
1102
01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:13,631
- Poirot.
- Yeah?
1103
01:38:13,763 --> 01:38:16,721
Ho! Well, Mademoiselle Jackie
was not the only passenger
1104
01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:19,762
- who was travelling armed.
- Still, Linnet Doyle was not shot
1105
01:38:19,894 --> 01:38:22,261
- with a thing this size.
- No, obviously not.
1106
01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:26,933
Oh, lá, lá, lá, lá, lá, lá!
Quelle pagaille!
1107
01:38:30,655 --> 01:38:33,568
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Your eyes are better. Tell me.
1108
01:38:38,079 --> 01:38:39,285
What the hell is going on?
1109
01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:42,998
We're going through your private
papers, sir, isn't that obvious?
1110
01:38:43,126 --> 01:38:44,582
You're what?
1111
01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:48,537
It may be the custom in Paris
to go through people's things,
1112
01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:49,913
but we're not in Paris now!
1113
01:38:50,049 --> 01:38:53,542
- Brussels, sir! The country is...
- I don't care if it's Borneo!
1114
01:38:53,678 --> 01:38:56,670
You have no right to be in my cabin,
no right at all!
1115
01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:58,467
We have every right.
1116
01:38:58,599 --> 01:39:02,684
The Company has commissioned us
to investigate this murder.
1117
01:39:02,812 --> 01:39:05,349
Which has nothing to do with my papers!
1118
01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:06,516
On the contrary.
1119
01:39:06,649 --> 01:39:09,266
They prove that
in spite of Madame Doyle's marriage,
1120
01:39:09,402 --> 01:39:12,144
you are still trying
to control her money.
1121
01:39:13,573 --> 01:39:16,486
So what? There's no law against it.
1122
01:39:16,617 --> 01:39:18,858
There is a law against
swindling your client,
1123
01:39:18,995 --> 01:39:21,783
and my people don't like
to see it contravened.
1124
01:39:21,914 --> 01:39:23,655
Your people? Who the hell are they?
1125
01:39:23,791 --> 01:39:27,000
I represent Mrs Doyle's English lawyers.
We are not at all happy
1126
01:39:27,128 --> 01:39:30,541
about the way you and your partner
have been handling her affairs.
1127
01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:32,084
- Go to hell.
- Now look here...
1128
01:39:32,216 --> 01:39:35,425
- Her affairs are in perfect order.
- Oh, I wish that were true.
1129
01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:36,884
I think you came over here
1130
01:39:37,013 --> 01:39:39,721
in order to get her signature
on this power of attorney.
1131
01:39:39,849 --> 01:39:44,218
You failed and so you went
to the Temple of Amun...
1132
01:39:45,396 --> 01:39:48,479
..and you climbed
to the top of the tall pillar.
1133
01:40:01,204 --> 01:40:06,916
There, you dislodged a stone which fell
and which namowly avoided killing her.
1134
01:40:14,091 --> 01:40:17,880
You can't pin that on me. Get out of
here! I've heard enough of this garbage.
1135
01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:21,095
You may have to, one day,
listen to a little more of such garbage
1136
01:40:21,224 --> 01:40:24,182
from the lips of a public prosecutor.
1137
01:40:24,310 --> 01:40:27,769
Oh, this is yours, I believe.
Belgium.
1138
01:40:36,739 --> 01:40:41,404
Let us change for dinner.
J'ai faim.
1139
01:40:41,536 --> 01:40:44,198
- Poirot, you have a woman?
- Femme is woman.
1140
01:40:44,330 --> 01:40:46,412
J'ai faim. I am peckish.
1141
01:40:49,210 --> 01:40:51,497
Oh, I must have a word
with that little one.
1142
01:40:51,629 --> 01:40:53,996
I will join you at the table,
mon Colonel.
1143
01:40:54,131 --> 01:40:56,748
Be good enough to order
me les moriffes.
1144
01:40:56,884 --> 01:40:59,751
Les modifies? Oh, moray.
1145
01:41:06,352 --> 01:41:08,810
Well, how goes it with you,
ma petite?
1146
01:41:09,855 --> 01:41:11,721
Badly, Monsieur Poirot.
1147
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:15,100
I feel so ashamed.
1148
01:41:15,236 --> 01:41:18,570
- His wife's dead, and...
- Now he's available to you again.
1149
01:41:21,867 --> 01:41:24,780
Is it so wrong of me to hope
he'll come back?
1150
01:41:24,912 --> 01:41:28,871
I still love him.
And now he needs me more than ever.
1151
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:31,116
Oh, Monsieur Poirot, could l..
1152
01:41:31,252 --> 01:41:35,246
Could you arrange for me to see him?
Just for five minutes. Please!
1153
01:41:36,507 --> 01:41:37,963
I don't see why not.
1154
01:41:38,092 --> 01:41:42,711
That is, if he wishes,
and the Herr Doctor raises no objection.
1155
01:41:42,847 --> 01:41:44,713
I will make some inquiries.
1156
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:53,388
Ah, good! The temperature is down!
1157
01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:58,143
Alright, Herr Poirot. I've no objection,
provided the visit is short.
1158
01:41:58,279 --> 01:42:00,987
- Funf Minuten at the most, ja?
- Merci, docteun
1159
01:42:02,033 --> 01:42:03,740
Mademoiselle Jackie!
1160
01:42:04,785 --> 01:42:08,244
- You can see him now.
- Oh, thank you!
1161
01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:12,865
- Hello, Jackie.
- Simon.
1162
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:20,090
I'm very sorry about Linnet.
1163
01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:23,589
- Thank you.
- Simon, I didn't kill her.
1164
01:42:23,721 --> 01:42:26,383
- I swear that.
- You don't have to say it.
1165
01:42:27,433 --> 01:42:28,764
I know.
1166
01:42:32,271 --> 01:42:35,855
- Forgive me. Please.
- Jackie...
1167
01:42:37,276 --> 01:42:40,439
Last night I was mad.
I might have killed you.
1168
01:42:41,447 --> 01:42:43,939
What, with a rotten little peashooter
like that?
1169
01:42:44,992 --> 01:42:47,859
Will it be... Will you walk again?
1170
01:42:47,995 --> 01:42:49,281
Don't be a chump.
1171
01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:51,154
As soon as we get to Wadi Halfa
1172
01:42:51,290 --> 01:42:54,123
they'll dig the damn thing out
and I'll be as right as rain.
1173
01:42:54,251 --> 01:42:57,619
Ah, ja! Yeah!
1174
01:42:57,755 --> 01:43:00,622
Remember, fUnf Minuten, ja?
1175
01:43:01,967 --> 01:43:04,459
Oh, Simon, I'm so dreadfully sorry!
1176
01:43:04,595 --> 01:43:08,213
There now.
There's nothing to apologise for.
1177
01:43:28,077 --> 01:43:30,068
Qsfest-ce Que ciest que ga?
1178
01:43:31,622 --> 01:43:33,613
I asked for a plate of morilles.
1179
01:43:33,749 --> 01:43:36,457
- What's that when it's at home?
- Mushrooms.
1180
01:43:36,585 --> 01:43:38,121
Oh, I'm sorry.
1181
01:43:38,254 --> 01:43:41,963
I thought you wanted a moray eel.
That's the best they could do.
1182
01:43:42,091 --> 01:43:44,708
- I've ordered you a new bottle of wine.
- Why?
1183
01:43:44,844 --> 01:43:47,802
Last night's bottle was a little mouldy
when he poured it out.
1184
01:43:47,930 --> 01:43:48,761
Mouldy?
1185
01:43:48,889 --> 01:43:50,755
Yes, you know,
it had a lot of bits in it.
1186
01:43:50,891 --> 01:43:55,476
But that's the normal sediment
for a great bottle of Chéteau Pétrus.
1187
01:43:58,858 --> 01:44:00,724
- Will you join me in some?
- No, thanks.
1188
01:44:00,860 --> 01:44:03,147
You stick to your wine.
I'll stick to my whisky.
1189
01:44:03,279 --> 01:44:06,397
You drink whisky all the... Wine...
1190
01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:11,284
Oh, how strange! Of course.
1191
01:44:18,043 --> 01:44:20,284
May I?
1192
01:44:20,421 --> 01:44:23,789
You know, Poirot, the way I see it,
everybody could have done it.
1193
01:44:23,924 --> 01:44:27,337
And everyone had a reason for doing it.
It's incredible.
1194
01:44:28,345 --> 01:44:29,551
Absolument.
1195
01:44:31,348 --> 01:44:33,840
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
1196
01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:44,563
Good evening, madam. Please.
1197
01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,068
Come quick. Quick.
1198
01:45:44,088 --> 01:45:46,079
- Fetch Dr Bessner.
- Yes, sir.
1199
01:45:52,096 --> 01:45:53,302
You see what this is?
1200
01:45:55,766 --> 01:46:00,852
Money. Looks like a piece of a thousand
franc note. It has to be blackmail.
1201
01:46:00,980 --> 01:46:04,098
She must have known something
about Linnet Doyle's murderer.
1202
01:46:07,570 --> 01:46:09,231
What idiots we have been!
1203
01:46:10,197 --> 01:46:12,063
Ah, non de non!
1204
01:46:13,909 --> 01:46:16,617
What did she say this afternoon?
1205
01:46:16,745 --> 01:46:22,661
"If I had been unable to sleep,
if I had stayed on deck,
1206
01:46:22,793 --> 01:46:24,283
I could then, perhaps,
1207
01:46:24,420 --> 01:46:28,584
have seen the assassin enter
or leave Madame Doyle's cabin."
1208
01:46:30,175 --> 01:46:33,338
But that is precisely what happened.
She did see the assassin!
1209
01:46:33,470 --> 01:46:36,303
And it's because of her greed
that she now lies dead!
1210
01:46:36,432 --> 01:46:40,892
Much good that does us. We still
don't know who killed either woman!
1211
01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:43,728
No, no, no, that's not quite right.
1212
01:46:43,856 --> 01:46:47,269
You see, we have been running
in the wrong direction, you and I.
1213
01:46:47,401 --> 01:46:50,939
We know almost all there is to know...
1214
01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:55,398
...except that what we know seems...
1215
01:46:56,535 --> 01:46:58,025
...seems incredible.
1216
01:46:59,914 --> 01:47:01,029
Impossible.
1217
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,913
Ah, killings.
1218
01:47:06,045 --> 01:47:10,505
Killings! All the time, killings!
1219
01:47:11,884 --> 01:47:13,215
Ja.
1220
01:47:14,386 --> 01:47:16,423
Dead no more than an hour.
1221
01:47:17,932 --> 01:47:19,889
The throat's been cut...
1222
01:47:21,602 --> 01:47:23,559
...with a very thin knife.
1223
01:47:27,900 --> 01:47:29,356
One like this.
1224
01:47:30,402 --> 01:47:32,063
That's very interesting, doctor.
1225
01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:34,984
Are you quite sure that
none of yours are missing?
1226
01:47:35,115 --> 01:47:36,355
Was?
1227
01:47:38,452 --> 01:47:41,786
So now you think that I,
Ludwig Bessner,
1228
01:47:41,914 --> 01:47:44,747
have killed this miserable
little femme de chambre?
1229
01:47:45,834 --> 01:47:47,416
Oh, Gott im Himmell
1230
01:47:47,544 --> 01:47:51,378
What do I have to do with the squalid
affairs of the lower classes?
1231
01:47:52,424 --> 01:47:57,294
It is well known they do not have
neuroses, just animal passions!
1232
01:48:03,936 --> 01:48:06,303
- Take the body to the ice room.
- Yes, sir.
1233
01:48:09,024 --> 01:48:10,731
So you think you know, huh?
1234
01:48:10,859 --> 01:48:13,191
I must confess,
I don't see any real light myself.
1235
01:48:13,320 --> 01:48:16,187
Dr Bessner has just told me
what's happened to the maid.
1236
01:48:16,323 --> 01:48:19,907
I must speak with you
and Mr Doyle at once.
1237
01:48:20,995 --> 01:48:23,453
I wouldn't go in there.
Dr Bessner is rather cross.
1238
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:27,665
My good man, I know that. But a little
Kraut crossness won't stop me now.
1239
01:48:27,793 --> 01:48:29,329
You see, I know.
1240
01:48:30,963 --> 01:48:33,876
Mr Doyle, I know who
killed Louise Bourget.
1241
01:48:34,008 --> 01:48:36,966
What? You say you know
who killed Louise?
1242
01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:39,552
Ah, ja, net to shout!
1243
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:42,547
And you, Frau Otterbourne,
you cannot be here. I forbid it.
1244
01:48:42,683 --> 01:48:43,844
My patient is resting.
1245
01:48:43,976 --> 01:48:46,138
But I must! You see,
it's vitally important!
1246
01:48:46,270 --> 01:48:48,056
You see, I know all. All, I tell you!
1247
01:48:48,188 --> 01:48:51,556
Now, look, I will not take
that pushing with Ellbogen.
1248
01:48:51,692 --> 01:48:54,480
Mr Doyle, I tell you that I,
Salome Otterbourne,
1249
01:48:54,611 --> 01:48:56,898
have succeeded
where frail men have faltered.
1250
01:48:57,031 --> 01:48:59,864
I am a finer sleuth
than even the great Hercule Porridge.
1251
01:48:59,992 --> 01:49:03,986
Mrs Otterbourne,
for God's sake, calm down!
1252
01:49:04,121 --> 01:49:06,863
Now tell us the whole story,
from the beginning.
1253
01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:10,916
- I refuse to speak in front of him.
- Now you will not speak at all.
1254
01:49:11,045 --> 01:49:14,629
New, rants, raus. His temperature is
rising with all this disturbance.
1255
01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:17,920
Doctor, it will rise even more
if we don't hear what she has to say.
1256
01:49:18,052 --> 01:49:18,837
Herr Doyle...
1257
01:49:18,969 --> 01:49:22,303
We are talking about
the murderer of my wife!
1258
01:49:22,431 --> 01:49:24,672
Oh, ja. Ja, alright.
1259
01:49:24,808 --> 01:49:28,221
You can stay drei Minuten.
Three minutes.
1260
01:49:28,353 --> 01:49:31,095
And you, now, you speak softly, eh?
1261
01:49:36,653 --> 01:49:38,610
Odious little man!
1262
01:49:38,739 --> 01:49:42,983
Madam, do I understand that you have
evidence to show who killed Mrs Doyle?
1263
01:49:43,118 --> 01:49:46,076
You do and I have.
1264
01:49:46,205 --> 01:49:48,071
You will agree, will you not,
1265
01:49:48,207 --> 01:49:52,872
that whoever killed Louise Bourget
also killed Linnet Doyle.
1266
01:49:53,003 --> 01:49:55,961
- That is quite possible.
- Well...
1267
01:49:57,216 --> 01:50:02,177
I saw who killed Louise Bourget
with my own eyes.
1268
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:10,597
Pray continue, madame.
1269
01:50:10,729 --> 01:50:14,063
I happened to be in the stern
of the boat talking to one of the crew,
1270
01:50:14,191 --> 01:50:16,774
who was showing me
a most intriguing sight.
1271
01:50:16,902 --> 01:50:21,521
A buffalo and a camel, yoked together,
tilling the soil.
1272
01:50:21,657 --> 01:50:24,991
You saw this by moonlight,
of course, madame?
1273
01:50:26,662 --> 01:50:30,326
Yes, I did.
I have amazingly good eyesight.
1274
01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:32,786
Anyway, I left him.
1275
01:50:32,918 --> 01:50:37,207
And suddenly, as I rounded the corner,
I heard a scream.
1276
01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:41,708
It came from Louise Bourget's cabin.
1277
01:50:41,844 --> 01:50:44,131
Then I saw the cabin door open.
1278
01:50:44,263 --> 01:50:48,006
As the door opened wider,
I saw that it was...
1279
01:51:06,451 --> 01:51:08,067
Pennington's.
1280
01:51:22,259 --> 01:51:25,422
I heard a big boom!
What now has happened?
1281
01:51:25,554 --> 01:51:27,465
Mrs Otterbourne's been shot.
1282
01:51:33,979 --> 01:51:35,344
- Mr Pennington?
- Yes?
1283
01:51:35,480 --> 01:51:37,767
This is your gun, I believe.
1284
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:41,359
Anybody could have taken that gun.
Everybody knew it was there.
1285
01:51:41,486 --> 01:51:44,649
I was saying just the other night,
I always can? A gun abroad.
1286
01:51:44,781 --> 01:51:47,694
It is time for these murders to stop.
1287
01:51:47,826 --> 01:51:49,942
I have, unfortunately,
delayed too long.
1288
01:51:50,078 --> 01:51:54,037
I would like to see everybody,
please, in the saloon,
1289
01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:56,578
when all will be revealed.
1290
01:51:56,710 --> 01:52:01,045
In, er... 30 minutes?
1291
01:52:07,596 --> 01:52:11,931
I can't believe it. Mother dead.
1292
01:52:12,059 --> 01:52:13,299
Why?
1293
01:52:14,353 --> 01:52:19,189
- She must have found something out.
- Oh, God! Poor darling!
1294
01:52:19,316 --> 01:52:21,648
I loved her, in spite of it all.
1295
01:52:23,153 --> 01:52:24,735
And now she's gone.
1296
01:52:26,281 --> 01:52:28,067
I can't take it in.
1297
01:52:29,117 --> 01:52:30,573
Suddenly I'm...
1298
01:52:31,745 --> 01:52:33,076
All alone.
1299
01:52:35,374 --> 01:52:36,739
No, you're not.
1300
01:52:38,043 --> 01:52:39,579
I'll look after you.
1301
01:52:41,046 --> 01:52:42,787
Oh, Jim...
1302
01:52:44,675 --> 01:52:46,461
Poor Mother.
1303
01:52:46,593 --> 01:52:50,552
You'd never have got away from her.
Not while she was alive.
1304
01:53:14,329 --> 01:53:20,701
Mesdames, mademoiselles, messieurs.
The game is over.
1305
01:53:20,836 --> 01:53:24,295
I, Hercule Poirot, now know,
beyond a shadow of a doubt,
1306
01:53:24,423 --> 01:53:29,793
who killed Madame Doyle, Louise Bourget
and Madame Otterbourne.
1307
01:53:29,928 --> 01:53:33,216
Foolishly, I began this investigation
with the preconceived idea
1308
01:53:33,348 --> 01:53:35,089
that there must have been a witness
1309
01:53:35,225 --> 01:53:39,560
to the shooting scene between
Mademoiselle Jackie and Simon Doyle.
1310
01:53:40,772 --> 01:53:44,731
That this person must have taken
the gun from here,
1311
01:53:44,860 --> 01:53:47,773
after everyone had left the saloon,
1312
01:53:47,904 --> 01:53:50,236
and must have used it
to kill Madame Doyle
1313
01:53:50,365 --> 01:53:54,324
and to attempt to frame
Mademoiselle Jackie.
1314
01:53:54,453 --> 01:53:55,568
You see, mes amis,
1315
01:53:55,704 --> 01:54:00,289
it is not as though there were
any lack of suspects among you.
1316
01:54:00,417 --> 01:54:04,877
She might have been killed by someone
trying to shut her defamatory mouth.
1317
01:54:05,005 --> 01:54:08,714
Or by someone whose father had been
ruined by Madame Doyle's father.
1318
01:54:08,842 --> 01:54:12,426
Or by someone obsessed
with the idea of robbery.
1319
01:54:12,554 --> 01:54:17,219
Or by someone who bitterly resented
anyone inheriting that amount of money.
1320
01:54:17,351 --> 01:54:20,844
Or by someone who was desperately
trying to save her mother
1321
01:54:20,979 --> 01:54:23,892
from financial ruin.
1322
01:54:24,024 --> 01:54:25,435
Or yet,
1323
01:54:25,567 --> 01:54:30,482
by someone anxious to escape
exposure as a fraudulent trustee.
1324
01:54:31,823 --> 01:54:36,067
Or by someone who simply mistook
the identity of the victim.
1325
01:54:42,292 --> 01:54:47,128
And then I remembered
something very important.
1326
01:54:47,255 --> 01:54:49,371
On the night of the killing,
I slept heavily,
1327
01:54:49,508 --> 01:54:52,375
not lightly, as is my custom.
Why?
1328
01:54:53,470 --> 01:54:56,212
Because my wine had been drugged
1329
01:54:56,348 --> 01:55:01,934
by someone who did not wish me to be
present at the night's events.
1330
01:55:02,062 --> 01:55:07,023
It was the easiest thing in the world.
The bottles stand open all daylong.
1331
01:55:07,150 --> 01:55:09,767
You, mon Colonel,
you even sent the bottle back,
1332
01:55:09,903 --> 01:55:13,612
saying, to use your words,
that it was "mouldy".
1333
01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:19,531
And this in itself plainly implies
premeditation on someonek's part.
1334
01:55:19,663 --> 01:55:23,406
It means that yesterday before 7:30 p.m.,
when dinner was served,
1335
01:55:23,542 --> 01:55:27,080
the crime had already been decided upon.
1336
01:55:27,212 --> 01:55:30,955
I began to think on something that has
been puzzling me from the beginning.
1337
01:55:31,091 --> 01:55:34,755
If the intention was to implicate
Mademoiselle Jackie,
1338
01:55:34,886 --> 01:55:38,424
why had the gun been removed
from Madame Doyle's cabin?
1339
01:55:38,557 --> 01:55:40,389
And then I understood.
1340
01:55:40,517 --> 01:55:45,728
The murderer had removed the gun
because he, or she, had to remove it.
1341
01:55:45,856 --> 01:55:49,520
There was no other course.
And there was more.
1342
01:55:51,027 --> 01:55:54,895
Dr Bessner,
you examined Madame Doyle's body.
1343
01:55:57,284 --> 01:55:58,240
Ja.
1344
01:55:59,202 --> 01:56:02,911
You will remember that there were
signs of scorching round the wound.
1345
01:56:03,039 --> 01:56:03,824
In other words,
1346
01:56:03,957 --> 01:56:07,495
the gun had been placed very close
to her head before being fired.
1347
01:56:07,627 --> 01:56:08,833
That is correct.
1348
01:56:10,088 --> 01:56:13,206
But when we recovered
the gun from the Nile,
1349
01:56:13,341 --> 01:56:16,754
it was wrapped in this
brocade stole
1350
01:56:16,887 --> 01:56:19,925
and had evidently been fired
through its folds,
1351
01:56:20,056 --> 01:56:23,720
presumably in order to deaden
the sound of the shot.
1352
01:56:23,852 --> 01:56:28,722
Dr Bessner, if it had been fired
through the stole,
1353
01:56:28,857 --> 01:56:32,691
there would have been no scorching
on Madame Doyle's temple.
1354
01:56:34,070 --> 01:56:37,938
In other words, the shot that killed
Madame Doyle could not have been fired
1355
01:56:38,074 --> 01:56:40,190
through the stole.
1356
01:56:40,327 --> 01:56:42,238
And then, perhaps,
it was the other one.
1357
01:56:42,370 --> 01:56:45,453
The one which Jacqueline
de Bellefort fired at Simon Doyle.
1358
01:56:45,582 --> 01:56:47,949
Jackie!
1359
01:56:49,377 --> 01:56:52,540
But no, we have a witness for that.
We know it's not so.
1360
01:56:54,090 --> 01:56:57,333
Therefore, there was a third shot.
1361
01:57:00,514 --> 01:57:03,131
One of which we know nothing.
1362
01:57:05,018 --> 01:57:10,934
But... there were only two shots
missing from the gun.
1363
01:57:20,450 --> 01:57:25,911
The next curious circumstance occurred
in Madame Doyle's cabin.
1364
01:57:27,082 --> 01:57:30,165
In it I found two bottles
of coloured nail polish.
1365
01:57:30,293 --> 01:57:35,163
One bottle was labelled "Rose", but
the few drops remaining in that bottle
1366
01:57:35,298 --> 01:57:37,960
were not pale pink,
but bright red.
1367
01:57:38,093 --> 01:57:42,553
And instead of the usual smell
of pear drops, vinegar.
1368
01:57:43,974 --> 01:57:50,141
Mes amis, it was red ink,
which formed an inevitable link
1369
01:57:50,272 --> 01:57:53,606
with this handkerchief
which we found
1370
01:57:53,733 --> 01:57:56,896
together with the gun
wrapped up in the stole.
1371
01:57:57,028 --> 01:58:01,613
And ink washes easily out of linen,
leaving a pale pink stain.
1372
01:58:03,118 --> 01:58:08,363
Then something happened which put
the matter beyond all doubt.
1373
01:58:09,541 --> 01:58:15,207
Louise Bourget was killed because
she was blackmailing the murderer.
1374
01:58:15,338 --> 01:58:19,878
We know this not only because of
the fragment of a thousand franc note
1375
01:58:20,010 --> 01:58:24,049
which we found clutched
between her dead fingers,
1376
01:58:24,180 --> 01:58:28,970
but also because of some
rather curious words she used
1377
01:58:29,102 --> 01:58:31,218
only this morning.
1378
01:58:31,354 --> 01:58:34,312
Naturally,
if I'd been unable to sleep...
1379
01:58:34,441 --> 01:58:38,059
Naturally, if I had
been unable to sleep,
1380
01:58:38,194 --> 01:58:39,901
if I had stayed on deck,
1381
01:58:40,030 --> 01:58:45,867
I might then perhaps have seen the
assassin enter or leave madames cabin.
1382
01:58:47,662 --> 01:58:50,529
Now, what exactly did that tell us?
1383
01:58:52,375 --> 01:58:58,371
What exactly did she tell
us with that?
1384
01:59:00,675 --> 01:59:04,589
That she had stayed on deck.
She did see the murderer.
1385
01:59:04,721 --> 01:59:08,464
Yes, but you still fail to see
my point, mon Colonel, excuse me.
1386
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:12,719
- Why did she say that to us?
- As a hint?
1387
01:59:12,854 --> 01:59:16,188
As a hint, of course,
but why hint to us?
1388
01:59:17,692 --> 01:59:20,980
She knows who the murderer is.
Alright, she can do one of two things.
1389
01:59:21,112 --> 01:59:23,774
She can tell us
or else she can keep quiet
1390
01:59:23,907 --> 01:59:27,445
and demand money
from the person concerned later.
1391
01:59:27,577 --> 01:59:29,534
But she does
neither of these two things.
1392
01:59:29,663 --> 01:59:33,782
She uses the conditional tense,
if you please. "If I had been."
1393
01:59:33,917 --> 01:59:35,282
This can mean only one thing.
1394
01:59:35,418 --> 01:59:40,254
She's hinting, alright, yes,
but she's hinting to the murderer.
1395
01:59:40,382 --> 01:59:43,124
In other words,
he was present at the time.
1396
01:59:45,679 --> 01:59:51,516
But apart from you and me,
only one other person was present.
1397
01:59:51,643 --> 01:59:54,351
Precisely. Simon Doyle.
1398
01:59:56,856 --> 01:59:58,187
What?
1399
02:00:03,405 --> 02:00:06,488
Yes. You are under the constant
supervision of Dr Bessner.
1400
02:00:06,616 --> 02:00:09,529
She had to speak then.
She might not have got another chance.
1401
02:00:09,661 --> 02:00:13,029
- Don't be so bloody ridiculous.
- I don't think I'm being ridiculous.
1402
02:00:13,164 --> 02:00:16,953
I remember very clearly your answer.
"I will look after you."
1403
02:00:17,085 --> 02:00:19,998
"No one is accusing you of anything."
1404
02:00:20,130 --> 02:00:24,920
This is exactly the assurance
that she wanted, and which she got.
1405
02:00:29,389 --> 02:00:34,225
Oh, Mr P, you really have made a fool
of yourself this time, and no mistake.
1406
02:00:34,352 --> 02:00:37,890
I've got plenty of witnesses to prove
that I couldn't have killed Linnet.
1407
02:00:38,022 --> 02:00:39,262
I know you have.
1408
02:00:40,316 --> 02:00:44,560
But you did kill her
and Louise Bourget saw you.
1409
02:00:44,696 --> 02:00:46,687
Oh, what nonsense!
1410
02:00:46,823 --> 02:00:48,279
I tell you that Herr Doyle
1411
02:00:48,408 --> 02:00:51,446
could not have moved about the boat
with a fractured leg.
1412
02:00:51,578 --> 02:00:53,444
I tell you that I, Ludwig Bessner,
1413
02:00:53,580 --> 02:00:55,867
would testify to this
to any court in the world.
1414
02:00:55,999 --> 02:00:59,492
In that case, I would have to say
that your testimony is irrelevant.
1415
02:01:00,462 --> 02:01:04,706
- Irrelevant?
- Unanwendbar.
1416
02:01:04,841 --> 02:01:08,755
Unanwendbar? Me?
1417
02:01:10,638 --> 02:01:12,379
I have testified
1418
02:01:12,515 --> 02:01:16,429
in some of the most complex
psychological cases of the century.
1419
02:01:16,561 --> 02:01:19,269
My testimony alone saved
Strutzrumple,
1420
02:01:19,397 --> 02:01:23,186
the Dresden Sachertorte Murderer,
from execution.
1421
02:01:23,318 --> 02:01:24,979
- And in the case...
- Calmez vous.
1422
02:01:25,111 --> 02:01:29,230
Your testimony is irrelevant because
you started to tend to Monsieur Doyle
1423
02:01:29,365 --> 02:01:31,697
five minutes after he had been shot.
1424
02:01:31,826 --> 02:01:35,490
But I tell you he could not have
moved during those five minutes.
1425
02:01:35,622 --> 02:01:38,535
I agree, if he'd been shot at
that time, but had he been?
1426
02:01:40,543 --> 02:01:44,286
Consider what had actually
been seen.
1427
02:01:44,422 --> 02:01:48,256
Mademoiselle Rosalie saw
Jacqueline fire her pistol.
1428
02:01:48,384 --> 02:01:52,799
She saw Doyle collapse to the floor,
and then turning away to seek help,
1429
02:01:52,931 --> 02:01:56,049
she ran into Monsieur Ferguson,
who had heard the shot.
1430
02:01:57,018 --> 02:02:01,808
All he saw was Doyle clutching
a red-stained handkerchief to his leg.
1431
02:02:01,940 --> 02:02:04,978
He quite naturally assumed
that Doyle had been shot,
1432
02:02:05,109 --> 02:02:07,771
but the assumption was wrong.
1433
02:02:07,904 --> 02:02:12,148
The bullet had not gone into Doyle,
but elsewhere.
1434
02:02:12,283 --> 02:02:13,990
And now what happens?
1435
02:02:14,118 --> 02:02:19,454
Doyle insists that Jackie be taken away
to her cabin and not be left alone.
1436
02:02:20,917 --> 02:02:22,954
And so Jackie is helped
to her cabin
1437
02:02:23,086 --> 02:02:25,623
by Mademoiselle Rosalie
and Monsieur Ferguson.
1438
02:02:25,755 --> 02:02:30,420
Then, Mademoiselle Rosalie
goes to fetch Miss Bowers.
1439
02:02:31,636 --> 02:02:33,673
Accordingly,
all the activity is centred
1440
02:02:33,805 --> 02:02:35,762
on the starboard side
of the boat.
1441
02:02:35,890 --> 02:02:36,800
Miss Bowers!
1442
02:02:48,695 --> 02:02:51,778
Two minutes are all
that Doyle needs.
1443
02:02:51,906 --> 02:02:55,570
He takes of? His shoes,
picks up the gun from under the sofa,
1444
02:02:55,702 --> 02:02:57,659
where Jackie had
thoughtfully thrown it
1445
02:02:57,787 --> 02:02:59,949
so that it would be forgotten
until later,
1446
02:03:00,081 --> 02:03:03,039
and runs like a hare
along the port deck.
1447
02:03:04,252 --> 02:03:07,040
He then enters his wife's cabin.
1448
02:03:51,090 --> 02:03:55,209
Doyle then takes Madame Van Schuyler's
stole which he had previously hidden,
1449
02:03:55,345 --> 02:03:57,131
and wrapping up the gun in it
1450
02:03:57,263 --> 02:04:01,097
in order both to muffle sound
and to prevent scorching,
1451
02:04:01,225 --> 02:04:04,593
fires a bullet into his own leg.
1452
02:04:15,198 --> 02:04:20,534
He removes one of the spent cartridges,
which he disposes of,
1453
02:04:20,662 --> 02:04:25,156
and inserts a fresh one, thus
indicating, should the gun be found,
1454
02:04:25,291 --> 02:04:28,829
that only two bullets
had been fired from it.
1455
02:04:43,351 --> 02:04:47,515
He then rewraps the gun in the stole,
adds the stained handkerchief
1456
02:04:47,647 --> 02:04:51,982
and a marble ashtray to make sure
that it all sinks to the bottom,
1457
02:04:52,110 --> 02:04:55,944
and throws the whole bundle
out of the window into the Nile.
1458
02:04:56,072 --> 02:04:58,905
And now he lies back
on the sofa,
1459
02:04:59,033 --> 02:05:02,867
clasping a fresh handkerchief
to his leg,
1460
02:05:02,996 --> 02:05:05,909
this time in genuine agony.
1461
02:05:14,882 --> 02:05:17,544
[C'est extraordinaire,
n'est pas?
1462
02:05:17,677 --> 02:05:20,465
It's impossible.
I can scarcely believe it.
1463
02:05:20,596 --> 02:05:23,304
Of course it is,
absolutely bloody impossible.
1464
02:05:23,433 --> 02:05:25,015
Why do you say it's impossible?
1465
02:05:25,143 --> 02:05:27,885
You yourself told me
that you heard softly running feet.
1466
02:05:28,021 --> 02:05:30,103
What reason was there for
anyone to run?
1467
02:05:30,231 --> 02:05:32,973
Yes, I know, but to do all that
on the spur of the moment?
1468
02:05:33,109 --> 02:05:36,318
Once and for all, mon Colonel,
it was not on the spur of the moment,
1469
02:05:36,446 --> 02:05:38,813
it was carefully planned.
1470
02:05:38,948 --> 02:05:42,441
- By Doyle?
- Oh, Doyle. He merely acted the part.
1471
02:05:42,577 --> 02:05:47,913
It was planned by his accomplice,
Mademoiselle Jacqueline de Bellefort.
1472
02:05:51,502 --> 02:05:53,459
You must be mad.
1473
02:05:54,505 --> 02:05:57,998
No, I'm not mad.
That's the truth.
1474
02:05:59,135 --> 02:06:04,130
Who gave Doyle his alibi?
You did, by firing that shot.
1475
02:06:05,099 --> 02:06:07,841
And who gave you your alibi?
1476
02:06:07,977 --> 02:06:13,313
Doyle, by insistingb that
someone stay with you all night.
1477
02:06:13,441 --> 02:06:16,183
It's not true! It's not!
1478
02:06:16,319 --> 02:06:19,277
It is true. Why bother to deny it?
1479
02:06:20,698 --> 02:06:25,443
You and Doyle were lovers.
You still are lovers.
1480
02:06:25,578 --> 02:06:28,787
The plan was that Simon would kill
his wife, inherit the money,
1481
02:06:28,915 --> 02:06:34,285
and then aftewvards, at some later date,
marry his old love.
1482
02:06:34,420 --> 02:06:37,333
It was a very brilliant concept.
1483
02:06:37,465 --> 02:06:41,959
Your persecution of Madame Doyle,
Simon's feigned rage,
1484
02:06:42,095 --> 02:06:45,463
your selection of Mademoiselle Rosalie
as a witness,
1485
02:06:45,598 --> 02:06:50,217
and all that build-up to the shooting,
the exaggerated hysteria...
1486
02:06:51,354 --> 02:06:53,812
There was only one risk
you really took.
1487
02:06:53,940 --> 02:06:58,025
And that was that Simon's wound
simply had to be disabling.
1488
02:06:58,152 --> 02:07:02,362
Oh, and, er, pardon me,
but one piece of foolishness,
1489
02:07:02,490 --> 02:07:07,530
which was the drawing of the letter "J"
on the wall of the cabin,
1490
02:07:07,662 --> 02:07:09,903
so melodramatic it could only have
one effect.
1491
02:07:10,039 --> 02:07:11,996
That of exonerating you.
1492
02:07:12,125 --> 02:07:17,211
And who would want to do that
except an accomplice?
1493
02:07:18,673 --> 02:07:25,090
But then... the plan began
to go wrong, did it not?
1494
02:07:25,221 --> 02:07:27,838
Louise Bourget has
been wakeful.
1495
02:07:27,974 --> 02:07:31,057
She sees Doyle
run into his wife's cabin.
1496
02:07:32,436 --> 02:07:36,430
She hears the shot and sees
him return to the saloon.
1497
02:07:38,693 --> 02:07:41,526
She makes her greedy bid
for hush money
1498
02:07:41,654 --> 02:07:45,113
and in doing so,
signs her own death wanant.
1499
02:07:46,242 --> 02:07:50,406
Herr Doyle could not have killed her,
because he could not have moved.
1500
02:07:50,538 --> 02:07:53,326
- I will swear to that.
- You would be right.
1501
02:07:54,292 --> 02:07:56,408
She was killed by Mademoiselle Jackie.
1502
02:07:59,255 --> 02:08:01,166
No!
1503
02:08:01,299 --> 02:08:04,087
Yes, I am afraid there is no doubt.
1504
02:08:04,218 --> 02:08:07,711
Just before dinner,
she asked to see Monsieur Doyle.
1505
02:08:07,847 --> 02:08:12,432
Quite foolishly, as it tums out,
I agreed and brought them together.
1506
02:08:12,560 --> 02:08:17,350
The one apparently guilt-ridden
and distraught, the other comforting.
1507
02:08:17,481 --> 02:08:19,597
Oh, Simon, I'm so dreadfully sorry.
1508
02:08:19,734 --> 02:08:21,099
There, now.
1509
02:08:21,235 --> 02:08:25,900
However, I'm sure as soon as
we've gone, the tone changes.
1510
02:08:26,991 --> 02:08:29,358
It's going fine, darling.
We're nearly there.
1511
02:08:29,493 --> 02:08:32,281
Like hell it is! Louise knows.
1512
02:08:32,413 --> 02:08:35,531
She saw me.
She's trying to blackmail us.
1513
02:08:37,126 --> 02:08:38,833
I'll have to shut her up.
1514
02:08:40,755 --> 02:08:43,747
- Can't we pay her'?
- All our lives?
1515
02:08:45,009 --> 02:08:46,499
Jackie, are you sure?
1516
02:08:57,563 --> 02:09:00,476
- Give me some money.
- Why?
1517
02:09:00,608 --> 02:09:03,976
That's what she's waiting for.
It'll put her off guard. Where is it?
1518
02:09:04,111 --> 02:09:05,647
In my jacket. In the wardrobe.
1519
02:09:23,339 --> 02:09:25,296
- I love you.
- I know.
1520
02:09:26,342 --> 02:09:27,298
Are we insane?
1521
02:09:27,426 --> 02:09:29,667
Oh, I don't know,
but we can't stop now.
1522
02:09:31,555 --> 02:09:32,886
Jackie...
1523
02:09:34,892 --> 02:09:36,508
Wish me luck.
1524
02:09:49,407 --> 02:09:51,774
Unfortunately for her,
in her haste,
1525
02:09:51,909 --> 02:09:55,527
she leaves a tiny fragment
of a thousand franc note behind
1526
02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:57,779
clutched in the dead
woman's fingers.
1527
02:09:57,915 --> 02:10:00,122
But even more unfortunately,
1528
02:10:00,251 --> 02:10:03,494
she is seen by Madame Otterbourne
leaving the cabin.
1529
02:10:03,629 --> 02:10:06,212
She is unaware of this at the time,
1530
02:10:06,340 --> 02:10:10,834
and returns to Dr Bessner's cabin
to replace the scalpel.
1531
02:10:10,970 --> 02:10:16,181
Then, having changed for dinner,
somewhat flushed and out of breath,
1532
02:10:16,309 --> 02:10:18,846
she hurries into the dining mom.
1533
02:10:19,937 --> 02:10:21,598
As for Madame Otterbourne,
1534
02:10:21,731 --> 02:10:26,692
when she hears of the murder
of Louise Bourget from Dr Bessner,
1535
02:10:26,819 --> 02:10:30,062
she suddenly realises that she has
actually seen the murderer
1536
02:10:30,197 --> 02:10:32,359
leaving the scene of the crime.
1537
02:10:32,491 --> 02:10:35,574
What? You say you know
who killed Louise?
1538
02:10:35,703 --> 02:10:37,410
Calm. Not to shout.
1539
02:10:37,538 --> 02:10:40,280
And you, Frau,
you cannot be here. I forbid it!
1540
02:10:40,416 --> 02:10:42,498
It seemed strange to me
at the time
1541
02:10:42,626 --> 02:10:46,540
that Doyle should be shouting
so loudly at Madame Otterbourne.
1542
02:10:46,672 --> 02:10:48,959
Now, of course,
I realise that what he was doing
1543
02:10:49,091 --> 02:10:51,298
was shouting a warning to Jackie
next door.
1544
02:10:51,427 --> 02:10:55,091
Mrs Otterbourne, for God's sake,
calm down.
1545
02:10:55,222 --> 02:10:58,010
Now tell us the whole story,
from the beginning.
1546
02:10:58,142 --> 02:11:02,852
And why did he ask her to start at
the beginning and tell the whole story?
1547
02:11:02,980 --> 02:11:07,770
Obviously, to give Jackie time to act,
which she did, like lightning.
1548
02:11:07,902 --> 02:11:09,438
Herr Doyle...
1549
02:11:09,570 --> 02:11:12,813
We are talking about
the murderer of my wife!
1550
02:11:17,495 --> 02:11:19,031
Mr Pennington?
1551
02:11:32,510 --> 02:11:36,094
She boasted once that her father
had taught her to be a crack shot
1552
02:11:36,222 --> 02:11:38,714
and her boast was not an idle one.
1553
02:11:38,849 --> 02:11:40,214
I saw it...
1554
02:11:42,812 --> 02:11:46,350
She dropped the gun and
bolted into her own cabin next door.
1555
02:11:46,482 --> 02:11:52,148
It was highly risky,
but it was her only possible chance.
1556
02:11:57,201 --> 02:12:00,410
Voila, mes amis.
That is all.
1557
02:12:07,294 --> 02:12:11,663
Congratulations, Mr P,
on a highly amusing theory.
1558
02:12:11,799 --> 02:12:13,585
Oh, it's more than a theory.
1559
02:12:14,552 --> 02:12:17,920
Unfortunately, it is the truth.
1560
02:12:19,682 --> 02:12:23,971
Then what happened to the first bullet?
The one that Jackie fired at me?
1561
02:12:24,103 --> 02:12:28,142
Oh, that's a good question, yes.
Can you all see this table?
1562
02:12:28,274 --> 02:12:31,232
There's a newly-made bullet hole,
just there.
1563
02:12:31,360 --> 02:12:37,072
Of course, you had time to dispose of
the bullet and throw it into the Nile.
1564
02:12:37,199 --> 02:12:40,157
- What piffle!
- Oh, no. It's not piffle.
1565
02:12:40,286 --> 02:12:41,447
Remember, we have proof
1566
02:12:41,579 --> 02:12:44,788
that all three bullets came
from Mademoiselle Jacqueline's gun.
1567
02:12:44,915 --> 02:12:46,826
Suppose that's true, Monsieur Poirot,
1568
02:12:46,959 --> 02:12:49,371
where's the proof
that Simon fired the other two?
1569
02:12:49,503 --> 02:12:53,371
Well, that's right! You've no proof.
1570
02:12:53,507 --> 02:12:55,794
You've absolutely no proof at all.
1571
02:12:55,926 --> 02:12:58,839
We'll produce some, never fear.
You won't get away with this.
1572
02:12:58,971 --> 02:13:03,010
No? Well, you'll never convince
a jury without proof.
1573
02:13:04,268 --> 02:13:08,432
And where do you intend to get it, Mr P?
From Linnet?
1574
02:13:09,607 --> 02:13:12,019
Oh, no. Not from Linnet.
1575
02:13:13,903 --> 02:13:14,938
From you.
1576
02:13:16,864 --> 02:13:19,777
- From me? What do you mean?
- It's a bluff, Simon.
1577
02:13:19,909 --> 02:13:22,321
It's very far from being a bluff.
1578
02:13:22,453 --> 02:13:23,989
There is a very simple test
1579
02:13:24,121 --> 02:13:27,614
which is now accepted as conclusive
evidence in any court in the world.
1580
02:13:27,750 --> 02:13:29,991
It's called a moulage test.
1581
02:13:31,754 --> 02:13:34,121
- “Moulage test"?
- Yes, moulage.
1582
02:13:34,256 --> 02:13:36,247
You know, when you fire a gun
1583
02:13:36,383 --> 02:13:39,671
tiny grains of powder become embedded
in the skin
1584
02:13:39,803 --> 02:13:44,047
and they can now be removed
by a thin layer of wax.
1585
02:13:44,183 --> 02:13:46,720
That's a moulage test.
1586
02:13:48,896 --> 02:13:51,388
Oh, mon Colonel,
will you administer this?
1587
02:13:51,524 --> 02:13:53,765
When you wish.
1588
02:13:55,778 --> 02:13:58,987
I assume, of course, that you're
willing to submit to such a test?
1589
02:13:59,990 --> 02:14:04,609
There is no pain involved,
just a little... warmth.
1590
02:14:16,465 --> 02:14:17,500
Jackie, what...
1591
02:14:19,593 --> 02:14:21,129
What can we do?
1592
02:14:29,061 --> 02:14:32,645
Nothing. It's over.
1593
02:14:41,615 --> 02:14:44,027
I don't mind so much, monsieur.
1594
02:14:44,159 --> 02:14:46,617
About me, I mean.
1595
02:14:46,745 --> 02:14:48,611
You do mind, don't you? A bit?
1596
02:14:49,915 --> 02:14:54,125
- Yes.
- And don't judge Simon too harshly.
1597
02:14:54,253 --> 02:14:55,414
He never had any money
1598
02:14:55,546 --> 02:15:00,040
and Linnet simply dazzled him
with all that wealth.
1599
02:15:00,175 --> 02:15:03,293
Simon, do you remember what you said?
1600
02:15:04,346 --> 02:15:06,132
I said if this was a book,
1601
02:15:06,265 --> 02:15:09,929
I'd marry Linnet and she'd die
within a year and leave me everything.
1602
02:15:10,060 --> 02:15:12,802
That's when I saw the idea
come into his head.
1603
02:15:12,938 --> 02:15:16,556
I was terrified. I knew
he'd try some perfectly absurd way.
1604
02:15:16,692 --> 02:15:19,400
He even had the idea
of putting a cobra in her bed.
1605
02:15:20,988 --> 02:15:24,356
Well, you found another use
for that serpent, mademoiselle.
1606
02:15:27,036 --> 02:15:28,902
I'm glad it didn't kill you, monsieur.
1607
02:15:29,038 --> 02:15:31,245
-- Truly,
1608
02:15:34,835 --> 02:15:35,870
So you...
1609
02:15:37,463 --> 02:15:38,749
You see...
1610
02:15:40,049 --> 02:15:41,631
...I had to help him.
1611
02:15:43,761 --> 02:15:45,798
I've always had to help him.
1612
02:15:47,556 --> 02:15:49,172
Oh, Jackie, I love you.
1613
02:15:50,517 --> 02:15:51,552
I love you.
1614
02:15:58,984 --> 02:16:00,224
Stop!
1615
02:16:04,990 --> 02:16:06,776
Monsieur Poirot.
1616
02:16:19,922 --> 02:16:21,708
Quelle tragédie.
1617
02:16:37,606 --> 02:16:40,724
A splendid piece of detection,
Poirot, I must say.
1618
02:16:40,859 --> 02:16:44,523
You know, I couldn't possibly have
carried out that moulage test.
1619
02:16:44,655 --> 02:16:46,191
I have no wax.
1620
02:16:46,323 --> 02:16:49,987
You astonish me, mon Colonel.
You absolutely astonish me.
1621
02:16:53,163 --> 02:16:55,780
Goodbye, Monsieur Poirot.
1622
02:16:55,916 --> 02:16:57,998
I'm afraid the description
of your cases
1623
02:16:58,127 --> 02:17:00,585
will have to wait until another time.
1624
02:17:00,713 --> 02:17:02,329
Oh, quel dommage, madame!
1625
02:17:02,464 --> 02:17:05,798
I was hoping to recount to you
my recent extraordinary experience
1626
02:17:05,926 --> 02:17:08,884
on the Orient Express.
1627
02:17:09,012 --> 02:17:11,094
Come on, Bowers. Time to go.
1628
02:17:11,223 --> 02:17:15,387
This place is beginning
to resemble a mortuary.
1629
02:17:15,519 --> 02:17:18,887
Thank God, you'll be in one yourself
before too long.
1630
02:17:19,022 --> 02:17:21,639
- Bloody old fossil.
- Temper, temper, Bowers!
1631
02:17:21,775 --> 02:17:24,392
What you need is a nice cool holiday.
1632
02:17:24,528 --> 02:17:29,022
I was thinking of a trip
through the Gobi Desert.
1633
02:17:32,578 --> 02:17:35,366
Monsieur Poirot,
I wanted you to be the first to know.
1634
02:17:35,497 --> 02:17:36,737
We've just got engaged.
1635
02:17:36,874 --> 02:17:39,161
Oh, mes félicitations, mademoiselle.
1636
02:17:40,127 --> 02:17:41,663
- Monsieur.
- Congratulations.
1637
02:17:41,795 --> 02:17:43,957
- And bonne chance to both of you.
- Thank you.
1638
02:17:44,089 --> 02:17:46,205
- Goodbye, Monsieur Poirot.
- Goodbye, sir.
1639
02:17:46,341 --> 02:17:47,797
- Colonel Race.
- Good luck.
1640
02:17:50,888 --> 02:17:54,051
Oh, mes petite! A word of advice.
1641
02:17:54,183 --> 02:17:59,269
As they say in America, take it easy.
1642
02:17:59,396 --> 02:18:00,852
We'll try.
1643
02:18:09,239 --> 02:18:12,948
- What are you thinking?
- I was thinking of Moliére.
1644
02:18:13,076 --> 02:18:17,491
"La grande ambition des femmes
est d'inspiner l'amour."
1645
02:18:17,623 --> 02:18:20,615
I do wish you'd speak
some known language.
1646
02:18:20,751 --> 02:18:25,461
"The great ambition of women
is to inspire love."
1646
02:18:26,305 --> 02:18:32,775
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