1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:21,545 # Now once upon a time They sang the vo-dee-o-doe 3 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,708 # But that was long ago 4 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:28,423 # Then everybody started in To boop-boop-a-doop 5 00:00:28,636 --> 00:00:31,756 # They got tired of that, you know 6 00:00:31,973 --> 00:00:36,137 # But the tune for you and me... 7 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,897 Very unnecessary. 8 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,269 # ls that swinging symphony 9 00:00:46,488 --> 00:00:51,826 # They called it inka dinka dee A dinka doo a dinka dee 10 00:00:52,076 --> 00:00:56,538 # Oh, what a tune for croonin' 11 00:00:57,373 --> 00:01:02,083 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo a dinka dee 12 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:06,708 # lt's got the whole world swoonin' 13 00:01:06,925 --> 00:01:09,842 # Eskimo belles up in... 14 00:01:10,145 --> 00:01:13,395 Let me hear those trumpets. 15 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,693 That's not a trumpet. 16 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,745 That's not a trumpet. 17 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,327 That's a trumpet. 18 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:28,998 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo a dinka dee 19 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:32,299 # Simply means a dinka dee a dinka doo 20 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:37,257 # lnka dinka a dee a dinka doo 21 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,929 Let me hear my symphony! 22 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,681 What a band! 23 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:48,724 # lnka dinka dinks A dinka dinks a dinka dee 24 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:53,072 # lt's got the whole world swoonin'... 25 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:57,068 I'm walkin' down the street... 26 00:01:57,286 --> 00:01:59,526 I'm walkin' down the street... 27 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:08,121 [high-pitched elongated notes] 28 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:12,878 Tell me, Mr James, now, just what did you accomplish? 29 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:20,009 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo a dinka dee... 30 00:02:20,226 --> 00:02:23,559 # Eee... 31 00:02:23,771 --> 00:02:28,765 That note was given to me by Bing Crosby. And was he glad to get rid of it! 32 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:33,277 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo # 33 00:03:05,979 --> 00:03:10,143 Boys. Time to get up. Come on. 34 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:14,066 It's Saturday. We've got to get going. 35 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,732 - Where are we going? - We're going to see my uncle Joe. 36 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:20,406 What? I don't want to go to Uncle Joe's! 37 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:23,620 - Come here! - I don't wanna go! 38 00:03:23,831 --> 00:03:26,952 No, I want to watch my cartoons! It's Saturday! 39 00:03:27,168 --> 00:03:29,493 You can't make us! We don't wanna go! 40 00:03:29,713 --> 00:03:32,832 - Stop it! - No, we don't wanna go! 41 00:03:33,048 --> 00:03:38,921 We'll be good! We'll eat anything. We'll clean our room. But no Uncle Joe. 42 00:03:39,139 --> 00:03:41,012 We don't have time for this. 43 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:44,178 - Leave us alone! - You wouldn't hurt Daddy. 44 00:03:48,481 --> 00:03:51,186 - It's early, Carl. - I want to get there first. 45 00:03:51,401 --> 00:03:56,823 Whoever gets there first talks about you until there's no point you even being there. 46 00:03:57,032 --> 00:03:59,403 Try to bring up Tina's drinking. 47 00:03:59,617 --> 00:04:02,287 - She's your cousin. - You're more subtle. 48 00:04:11,505 --> 00:04:12,915 [buzzer] 49 00:04:13,131 --> 00:04:15,420 Carl and Nora McTeague. 50 00:04:21,515 --> 00:04:23,638 Welcome to hell. 51 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,995 - Are we first, Douglas? - Indeed, sir. 52 00:04:53,213 --> 00:04:57,046 No one else had the presence of mind to be three hours early. 53 00:04:58,719 --> 00:05:03,215 - May I take your bird, madam? - No, we'll give it to him ourselves. 54 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,757 Care to wait in the drawing-room? 55 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:10,685 - There was another car out front. Who...? - Dr Hemmel is with your uncle. 56 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:12,357 Anything wrong? 57 00:05:12,566 --> 00:05:16,611 Your uncle was coughing most of the night, sir. 58 00:05:16,821 --> 00:05:19,692 What kind of cough? Was it dry or liquidy? 59 00:05:19,907 --> 00:05:24,368 It was just a cough, sir. Next time I'll save you a sample. 60 00:05:26,372 --> 00:05:28,412 [plopping sound] 61 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:37,416 He'll really like the bird. 62 00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:42,177 - It cost us $400, Carl. - You have to spend money to make money. 63 00:05:42,389 --> 00:05:45,840 - Oh, my heavens! - Yolanda, what's wrong? 64 00:05:46,058 --> 00:05:47,434 He's dead! 65 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:54,181 One minute the doctor was examining him and he say he was fine, and then... 66 00:05:55,694 --> 00:05:57,485 - He's dead. - Come quickly! 67 00:05:57,696 --> 00:05:59,320 Yes! 68 00:05:59,531 --> 00:06:01,737 - [boy] Are we rich? - [Carl] Maybe. 69 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:10,782 Oh, my God. 70 00:06:11,001 --> 00:06:13,670 [Yolanda wails] 71 00:06:13,878 --> 00:06:16,452 Yolanda, go clean something. 72 00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:23,052 Stop that! 73 00:06:29,395 --> 00:06:31,102 It's Dr Hemmel! 74 00:06:31,313 --> 00:06:33,769 Of course it's Dr Hemmel. 75 00:06:33,982 --> 00:06:38,940 He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket-ball at 71 years old. 76 00:06:39,154 --> 00:06:41,527 You don't hear him bragging now. 77 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:43,649 [Uncle Joe chuckles] 78 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:46,441 Truth be known, we are so relieved. 79 00:06:46,662 --> 00:06:49,414 When Yolanda came in screaming, we thought... 80 00:06:49,624 --> 00:06:54,202 Well, all I can say is we're glad you're still with us, Uncle Joe. 81 00:06:54,419 --> 00:06:59,462 - You look thrilled. - We are. Especially the boys. Joe and Joe. 82 00:06:59,675 --> 00:07:04,302 Look, another little Joe in the oven. Here's a doctor's note to prove it. 83 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:07,763 - You look nice, Nora. - Thanks, Uncle Joe. So do you. 84 00:07:07,975 --> 00:07:11,641 - Why don't we just cut the cable? - It's too thick. Come on. 85 00:07:11,854 --> 00:07:14,559 Did you hear that? He said you look nice. 86 00:07:14,774 --> 00:07:18,724 - I think that's a good sign. - I don't know what to think. 87 00:07:18,945 --> 00:07:21,649 Carl, I want a girl, honey. 88 00:07:21,864 --> 00:07:26,194 All right. I swear, after he's dead we'll have a girl, I promise. OK? 89 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:38,042 Uncle Joe? Wanted to tell you about something. 90 00:07:38,256 --> 00:07:40,829 You should see how Big Joe...our Big Joe, 91 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:44,088 what a head for business he has at nine years old. 92 00:07:44,304 --> 00:07:47,470 He organised a lawn-mowing company with fourth-graders. 93 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:52,226 He's preparing himself in case he has to take over a big business some day. 94 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:54,476 So you're interested in money, huh? 95 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:57,263 Uh-huh. Made ten bucks just coming here. 96 00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:01,023 I get another 20 if I kiss you. 97 00:08:02,405 --> 00:08:04,943 I'm thinking about it. 98 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:10,702 All right. 99 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:13,958 That's it. 100 00:08:24,762 --> 00:08:28,260 - What happened? Is he...? - Coronary. He died instantly. 101 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:32,258 - Really? You mean just...? - And he left everything to you, sis. 102 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:35,182 - Really? - It wasn't him. It was Dr Hemmel. 103 00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:36,808 You son of a bitch. 104 00:08:37,025 --> 00:08:41,650 - You wish it was the old man, don't you? - I did. Now I wish it was you. 105 00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:46,191 - How are your girls, Ed? - Yes, we have girls. You know why? 106 00:08:46,409 --> 00:08:52,613 We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's! 107 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:55,867 Brother, no matter how much Uncle Joe is worth, 108 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:59,371 there is a line below which we will not go. 109 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:02,673 Jolene, Joette? Let's go in, girls. 110 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,342 - We saw an ambulance! - Dr Hemmel died. 111 00:09:09,557 --> 00:09:11,680 Ah. 112 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:17,182 [makes flatulence sounds] 113 00:09:30,245 --> 00:09:33,909 Dennis, why don't you go and sit at the kids' table? 114 00:09:34,124 --> 00:09:35,666 Make me. 115 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:48,876 - Are you retarded? - Not according to the tests. 116 00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:51,386 You just sit here and shut up. 117 00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:52,928 [starts again] 118 00:09:54,978 --> 00:09:57,185 - Yolanda! - It's all over the place! 119 00:09:57,398 --> 00:10:01,062 He has a cold, Uncle Joe. He didn't want you to get sick. 120 00:10:01,276 --> 00:10:03,601 Ed, your girls knocked over some milk. 121 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:07,652 Well, Uncle Joe, I guess you'll have to find a new doctor. 122 00:10:07,866 --> 00:10:12,612 What for? Doctors, medicine. Who needs 'em, huh? 123 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:16,199 You know who you should talk to about this? Glen. 124 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:19,086 This man keeps in shape. It's discipline. 125 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:22,996 I exercise for a couple of weeks, that's it. I admire you. 126 00:10:26,968 --> 00:10:28,380 Well, you know... 127 00:10:28,596 --> 00:10:31,265 Could you fit all your exercise equipment into your new apartment? 128 00:10:31,474 --> 00:10:33,632 Frank! 129 00:10:35,645 --> 00:10:39,477 - What new apartment? - Glen and Muriel are separa... 130 00:10:39,691 --> 00:10:41,931 That was a secret. I feel horrible. 131 00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:45,650 - I could cut out my tongue. - Here's a knife. 132 00:10:45,863 --> 00:10:49,315 - No, really, I'm... - You split up? 133 00:10:49,534 --> 00:10:51,574 No. 134 00:10:51,786 --> 00:10:54,110 - No! - No! 135 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,497 - Then why...? - It's... 136 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:08,086 You know I'm starting that new business? Well, it takes a lot of time and energy, 137 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:13,130 and when I'm with J... Muriel, I just... 138 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:18,344 I am so crazy about her that all I can think about is... 139 00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:25,400 - You know. - Yeah. 140 00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:31,485 So I thought I'd move out for a while and I'd be able to get some work done. 141 00:11:31,702 --> 00:11:33,990 [flatulence sounds] 142 00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:40,079 It's nobody's business what you two do. You have no kids. You're both barren. 143 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:45,833 Frank, I almost forgot to ask you. How is Tina's hit-and-run case coming? 144 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,209 - Hit-and-run case? - Yeah. 145 00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:52,963 When Tina got drunk and ploughed into that school bus? 146 00:11:53,182 --> 00:11:56,136 Ploughed? She just scraped paint off it. 147 00:11:56,351 --> 00:11:59,638 The brakes failed. Everyone was fine. The kids, the nuns. 148 00:11:59,856 --> 00:12:05,229 I just thank God she wasn't in one of those little sports cars like your girlfriend's. 149 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:07,982 - They're death-traps. - What? 150 00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:11,032 His girlfriend drives a Chrysler. Big blue one. 151 00:12:11,242 --> 00:12:14,111 She's not my girlfriend! 152 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:19,452 She's an instructor at the gym. I met... 153 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:24,294 I left my gym bag at the gym and she was bringing it back to me. 154 00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:31,966 I guess you have time to notice these things now that you're not working. 155 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:35,134 What happened? 156 00:12:35,349 --> 00:12:37,093 - Nothing. - Nothing. 157 00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:40,145 There was a little cutback at Ed's place. 158 00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:43,272 They let go of some of the employees that were... 159 00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:46,898 Selling company secrets. Pass the butter, please. 160 00:12:47,112 --> 00:12:50,148 That's a lie and I'll prove it in court! 161 00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:53,282 - This Friday, right? - We got a continuance. 162 00:12:53,493 --> 00:12:56,862 The court dockets were too filled with drunk-driving cases. 163 00:12:57,079 --> 00:12:59,155 I skidded on a wet spot! 164 00:12:59,374 --> 00:13:02,541 - Somebody get her a drink. - Get her a barrel. 165 00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:06,038 Please. Why must this happen every time we get together? 166 00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:09,340 Can't this man have peace? Hasn't he earned it? 167 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:13,844 Delivering newspapers at four years old, his little toes frozen. 168 00:13:14,055 --> 00:13:18,100 - It's all right. - No. We've lost our sense of values. 169 00:13:18,309 --> 00:13:22,770 Maybe it's not mine to say, but Nora and I... Come up here, sweetie... 170 00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:27,358 and Joseph and Jonas and little Josiah on the way...we lead a simple life. 171 00:13:27,569 --> 00:13:30,570 We have each other, and what the heck else is there? 172 00:13:30,781 --> 00:13:33,153 Joe-Joe, I'm just going to the market. 173 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:34,397 Oh! 174 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:37,286 Molly! Come here. 175 00:13:39,664 --> 00:13:44,493 These are my nieces and nephews. Everyone, this is Molly. 176 00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:47,250 - Hi! - Hi. 177 00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:52,083 - You wanted to see me? - Would you buy some Oreos? 178 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:56,347 We wouldn't be out of Oreos if somebody hadn't eaten the insides 179 00:13:56,557 --> 00:13:59,594 and tossed the rest away, you naughty boy. 180 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:02,763 I'm old and rich. I'll eat whatever parts I want. 181 00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:07,143 - If I want to eat the goddamn box, I will. - Who wound you up today? 182 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,563 - Better give me some money, then. - Here. 183 00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:16,231 Take an extra hundred. You might see something you want. 184 00:14:16,451 --> 00:14:19,655 You are such a dear. 185 00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:21,746 - I'll see you later. - Bye. 186 00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,997 Toodles! 187 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,263 These are good melons. Yeah. 188 00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:47,565 Sweet, juicy. 189 00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,186 - Uncle Joe? - Mm? 190 00:14:49,402 --> 00:14:51,146 - Who...? - Mm? 191 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:56,983 - Who...? - Oh, that's Molly. She's living here. 192 00:14:57,201 --> 00:15:00,618 Housekeeper? Secretary? 193 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:04,745 Well, not exactly. She's sort of...my nurse. 194 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,621 - Nurse? - Yeah. I decided I wanted a nurse. 195 00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:16,046 Someone to ease my suffering. 196 00:15:16,262 --> 00:15:18,006 An agency sent her? 197 00:15:18,223 --> 00:15:21,508 No, she delivered a pizza one night and we got to talking. 198 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:27,765 Turns out she'd like to be a nurse, so... Yeah, she helps out in various ways. 199 00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:34,071 She's become very special to me. 200 00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:56,337 [cheering] 201 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:59,135 Yeah! 202 00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:04,474 [inaudible] 203 00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:26,657 Thank you, Fred. Hello, everyone. I'm Chris Schenkel. 204 00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:31,254 Thank you. Thank you very much. 205 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,503 On behalf of the Pro Bowlers Tour, 206 00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:37,299 we'd like to thank the people of Milwaukee for their support. 207 00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:41,296 The top five qualifiers tomorrow will begin play at 2.30. 208 00:16:41,516 --> 00:16:43,057 Shit. 209 00:16:44,143 --> 00:16:47,761 [female] You do this every time! You ruin every vacation. 210 00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:51,764 - [male] Shut up! - [female] It's always ''Let's drive a little further.'' 211 00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:55,732 [female] Then there's no place to stay and we wind up in a shithole! 212 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,865 This is...this is unbelievable. 213 00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:01,114 Everywhere I stay, I'm next to this couple. 214 00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:02,738 [crockery smashes] 215 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,624 Not literally them, but people just like them. 216 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,868 - It's like a franchise. - [male] You made my life hell! 217 00:17:09,085 --> 00:17:12,251 - [female] Kiss my ass! - [male] That would take all night! 218 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,503 [door slams] 219 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:18,549 Oh, God. 220 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,511 You know, this is really stupid. 221 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:26,591 ABC gives me a suite at the Marriott and we're at the Bates Motel. 222 00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:28,140 Let's get out of here. 223 00:17:28,355 --> 00:17:31,855 Honey, you know I get embarrassed at your hotel. 224 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:36,776 Everyone always says, ''How's a schlep like McTeague afford the Marriott?'' 225 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,322 ''He sleeps with Robin Hunter, the telecast producer.'' 226 00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:44,579 ''Really? He must screw better than he bowls.'' 227 00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:47,161 I do, don't I? 228 00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:51,992 I can't take it, Robin. I can't do it any more. 229 00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:54,370 What? 230 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:58,509 - I'm giving up bowling. - Why? 231 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:04,306 My wrist. It's a pre-arthritic condition and it's not going to get better. 232 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:08,680 - You saw a doctor? - No, Al the janitor at the bowling alley. 233 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,897 He seemed to know his stuff and took me right away. 234 00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:14,729 Of course I saw a doctor! 235 00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:19,030 I don't know. Cincinnati's the last tournament of the season. 236 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,573 I'm just going to bowl there and...that's it. 237 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,905 Sweetheart. 238 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:35,498 I'm sorry. 239 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:40,424 I just wish for once I could've finished in the top five, 240 00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:45,592 gotten on the national telecast just once. 241 00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,848 That would have been nice. 242 00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:53,891 - What are you going to do? - Well... 243 00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:58,605 some guys offered to make me a partner in this new bowling centre. 244 00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:03,069 They offered me 25% interest for a 1 0% investment, 'cause I'd run it. 245 00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,743 It's a good deal. 246 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:08,323 - It's great. - Only I don't have the cash. 247 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,078 - They want 300,000. - Phew! 248 00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:14,958 So then I thought maybe I'd be happy teaching. 249 00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:16,500 Yeah? 250 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:23,085 Only, then you'd always make more money than me. 251 00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:26,306 Who cares about that crap? If you're happy teaching, 252 00:19:26,516 --> 00:19:31,013 then that makes me happy. That's it. That's all there is. 253 00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:39,441 Her name is Molly Richardson. She's 24 years old. She's English. 254 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:43,605 She came here two years ago as a nanny for a couple named Holcomb. 255 00:19:43,826 --> 00:19:48,821 When Mrs Holcomb eventually fired her, Mr Holcomb attempted to kill himself. 256 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,368 God. 257 00:19:50,582 --> 00:19:54,532 She bounced from job to job: bikini model, physical therapist... 258 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:57,873 - We're dead. - ..until she started delivering pizzas. 259 00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,418 It pays to have skills. 260 00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:04,793 She moved in with Joe about three weeks ago and she's been there ever since. 261 00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:06,473 As a nurse? 262 00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:09,885 She seems to spend most of her time swimming. 263 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:14,430 - In the nude. Here are some pictures. - What? 264 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,401 - Whoa. - Oh, my God. 265 00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:22,194 - Are they having sex? - Grow up. What do you think? 266 00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,649 She's going to get everything. 267 00:20:27,162 --> 00:20:31,111 That's the way these old guys are. Biggest son of a bitch ever: 268 00:20:31,332 --> 00:20:35,200 she touches his old noodle and his brains turn to frozen yoghurt. 269 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,748 You would know. 270 00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:40,213 She'll screw him six feet under and get everything. 271 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:44,505 That's our money, and no English bitch is gonna screw us out of it. 272 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,426 Are they sleeping together? Is there proof? 273 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,970 - I need more time. - They're humping too quick for pictures? 274 00:20:52,187 --> 00:20:55,521 - Let's get a better detective. - How do we know you're any good? 275 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:58,982 She found out you were fired and that Glen left Muriel. 276 00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:03,026 My guy knew about Tina while the car was still spinning. 277 00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:08,116 Yeah? Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym instructor. 278 00:21:08,328 --> 00:21:10,866 Yeah. 279 00:21:12,915 --> 00:21:13,947 That's not me. 280 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:17,288 It looks like you and that's all that matters. 281 00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:22,001 - Use your gun! - Glen, cut it out! Come here. Stop it. 282 00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:25,882 Stop it! Don't you see what's happening here? 283 00:21:26,096 --> 00:21:28,054 Yeah, you're out of Scotch. 284 00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:31,017 Oh, Tina, go lie down. 285 00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:35,935 We caused this. All the backbiting and the greed and the detectives. 286 00:21:36,149 --> 00:21:40,477 We've made each other look filthy. Now it's come home to roost. 287 00:21:40,694 --> 00:21:43,316 Not one of us has the credibility 288 00:21:43,531 --> 00:21:47,031 to convince Uncle Joe that this girl is just after his money. 289 00:21:47,243 --> 00:21:51,454 It's not our fault! It's his. Sweet old Uncle Joe. 290 00:21:51,663 --> 00:21:55,079 We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us. 291 00:21:55,293 --> 00:21:58,626 Except for Frank. Frank was always a son of a bitch. 292 00:21:58,838 --> 00:22:03,630 It's true. Uncle Joe does this to us. He pulls our strings and makes us dance. 293 00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:05,301 He's the devil. 294 00:22:05,511 --> 00:22:09,295 Every time you draw a line in the dirt and say, ''No farther,'' 295 00:22:09,515 --> 00:22:12,885 he draws one an inch farther and you say, ''Why not?'' 296 00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:15,142 ''I've come this far already.'' 297 00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:18,605 Then you look back and can't even see where you started. 298 00:22:18,816 --> 00:22:22,601 Why don't we all stop here? Let this bimbo have his money. 299 00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:25,394 Isn't our self-respect worth more than any inheritance? 300 00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:27,653 No. 301 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:32,861 Ed, we're just people. Nobody could walk away from that much money. 302 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,789 Daniel did. 303 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,288 Who's Daniel? 304 00:22:38,503 --> 00:22:40,662 - Our cousin. - What happened to him? 305 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:46,171 He called Uncle Joe a mean, greedy, cruel, grasping, evil, manipulative old man. 306 00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:49,969 - We all did. - But Daniel said it to his face. 307 00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,517 Grapes. 308 00:22:52,726 --> 00:22:54,553 - What? - They were having grapes. 309 00:22:54,769 --> 00:22:58,434 Daniel started screaming about oppressed migrant workers. 310 00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:02,480 Joe said the workers could go screw themselves in Macy's window 311 00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:04,983 and Daniel let him have it. 312 00:23:05,197 --> 00:23:08,780 I'll never forget it. Remember the look on the old man's face? 313 00:23:08,993 --> 00:23:11,233 He died a little that night. 314 00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:17,787 Daniel went away. He just went away. Took his wife and son and... 315 00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:20,374 Man, did we hate his son. 316 00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:24,454 - How come? - He was so cute, you know? 317 00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:27,344 You wanted to smash his little face in. 318 00:23:27,552 --> 00:23:30,257 - Where is he now? - In Brazil or somewhere, 319 00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:32,798 saving the rainforest or shit like that. 320 00:23:33,016 --> 00:23:37,560 His wife died a few years ago, and young Daniel's some kind of athlete. 321 00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:41,983 - A bowler, I think. - Could we find him? 322 00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,270 [crowd cheering] 323 00:23:49,075 --> 00:23:50,616 Excuse me. 324 00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:02,457 Wayne, come here. What's happening? 325 00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:05,506 I've never seen him like this. He's in the zone. 326 00:24:05,717 --> 00:24:08,801 - Where does he stand? What's...? - Right now, fifth. 327 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:12,926 - You mean he could be on TV tomorrow? - Looks that way. 328 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,528 - Yeah. - I am on fire! 329 00:24:27,739 --> 00:24:29,282 - You're fifth. - I know! 330 00:24:29,491 --> 00:24:31,946 If I tell you something, will you be nervous? 331 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,903 - No way. I'm in the zone. - OK. 332 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,739 I can turn the telecast into an enormous break for you. 333 00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:41,706 I can build a whole show around you. ''Cinderella Man''. 334 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,043 Even if you lose the first match. 335 00:24:44,255 --> 00:24:48,088 Chris will interview you, you'll be funny, charming... 336 00:24:48,301 --> 00:24:51,587 Next year you could be wearing an ABC blazer. 337 00:24:51,805 --> 00:24:53,430 Ooh, I got a chubby. 338 00:24:53,641 --> 00:24:56,725 You've got to finish no worse than fifth. 339 00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:59,686 I'm in the zone. I'm up. 340 00:25:00,939 --> 00:25:03,146 [girl in crowd] Come on, Danny! 341 00:25:04,526 --> 00:25:06,353 Ha! 342 00:25:16,789 --> 00:25:18,828 [crowd goes wild] 343 00:25:30,553 --> 00:25:32,592 Yes! 344 00:25:54,118 --> 00:25:55,992 [crowd] Oh! 345 00:25:56,204 --> 00:25:59,121 - [man] Come on! - [man] What's he doing? 346 00:25:59,332 --> 00:26:02,951 - Danny. - It's nothing. I just lost my line a little. 347 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:08,376 - Petraglia just finished with a 289. - What? So? 348 00:26:08,591 --> 00:26:12,340 So you're still OK. You're still fifth, but it's close. 349 00:26:16,225 --> 00:26:19,225 - All right. So what do I need? - OK, last frame. 350 00:26:19,435 --> 00:26:22,721 - You need a mark and a three count. - Strike or a spare? 351 00:26:22,939 --> 00:26:27,234 - And a three count. - OK, I got it. I got it. It's OK. 352 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,193 Get 'em, Danny. 353 00:26:32,949 --> 00:26:35,867 He seem nervous to you? 354 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:39,826 You couldn't pull a pin out of his ass with a tractor. 355 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,295 [crowd] Oh! 356 00:26:52,302 --> 00:26:56,217 When they lose this long, they don't know how to win. 357 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:59,507 Come on, Danny! 358 00:27:12,614 --> 00:27:14,357 [hushed crowd] 359 00:27:29,173 --> 00:27:31,131 Yeah! 360 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:40,095 [man in crowd] Damn, baby! That's what I'm talking about! All right. 361 00:27:44,856 --> 00:27:47,773 All right. Just three more pins. 362 00:27:47,984 --> 00:27:49,526 - Yeah. I'll be... - Danny. 363 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:52,570 I'll be right back. Then we'll celebrate. 364 00:27:57,493 --> 00:27:58,573 Urgh! 365 00:27:58,786 --> 00:28:00,578 [crowd gasps] 366 00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:03,533 Oh, my God! 367 00:28:08,504 --> 00:28:10,544 [Danny] Aw! 368 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,642 Feeling better? 369 00:28:28,692 --> 00:28:33,318 - I'm going out to get some more liquor. - I don't think that's a good idea. 370 00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:36,199 Really? I think it's a great idea. 371 00:28:36,408 --> 00:28:41,485 - You're in your underwear! - So now I can't go out in my underwear? 372 00:28:41,705 --> 00:28:43,497 - Danny... - What? 373 00:28:43,707 --> 00:28:49,163 Just because I'm a miserable failure, you think you can tell me what to do? 374 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:52,666 Let me tell you, Miss High-Powered Network Big Shot 375 00:28:52,883 --> 00:28:56,716 Don't I Look Hot In My ABC Blazer, I am still a man! 376 00:28:56,929 --> 00:29:01,721 And if I want to go out in my underwear, I am going out in my underwear! 377 00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:06,643 If I want to go out with no underwear, I'm going out with no underwear. 378 00:29:06,856 --> 00:29:08,812 - You got that? - Go ahead. 379 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:20,404 OK, I guess we know who's boss, huh? 380 00:29:20,619 --> 00:29:23,656 - You need a doctor. - Why don't you just say it? 381 00:29:23,873 --> 00:29:27,455 - Say what? - You know. ''Danny, you blew it.'' 382 00:29:27,668 --> 00:29:33,624 ''You choked. You had it and you lost it! You just never had the guts to win!'' 383 00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:36,047 - What a shitty thing to say! - I didn't say it. 384 00:29:36,261 --> 00:29:39,427 - You're thinking it. - Well, yeah, I'm thinking it! 385 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:55,191 You hit a car. You could have killed somebody. 386 00:29:55,405 --> 00:29:57,563 The way I bowl? 387 00:30:00,493 --> 00:30:02,866 You know, 388 00:30:03,079 --> 00:30:06,413 I never regretted a moment until tonight. 389 00:30:08,877 --> 00:30:15,378 All those years of losing...this was the first time I've felt like a loser. 390 00:30:17,678 --> 00:30:20,085 Come here. 391 00:30:20,305 --> 00:30:21,882 Come on. 392 00:30:23,391 --> 00:30:25,100 OK. 393 00:30:35,112 --> 00:30:38,695 Great. Now I'm impotent. 394 00:30:38,908 --> 00:30:43,036 - We just kissed for two seconds. - Usually we're showering by now. 395 00:30:43,245 --> 00:30:44,823 [knock] 396 00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:47,078 That's probably the manager. 397 00:30:51,295 --> 00:30:53,122 Who are you? 398 00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:57,336 - Daniel McTeague? - No shit. That's my name, too. 399 00:30:57,551 --> 00:31:00,754 No. I'm Laura Dinsmore. I'm a private detective. 400 00:31:00,971 --> 00:31:05,051 You're a detective? Great. Help me find my pants. 401 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:15,819 - Mr McTeague. - Just a minute. 402 00:31:16,028 --> 00:31:20,240 Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking coy? 403 00:31:21,576 --> 00:31:24,245 Is your father still in Brazil? 404 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:27,617 - Dad? - Yeah. 405 00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:31,033 No, that was years ago. 406 00:31:31,252 --> 00:31:37,421 He's been in Ethiopia, Chile, Uruguay. He was with the Kurds for a while. 407 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:41,084 Wherever there's injustice, you can find my dad. 408 00:31:41,304 --> 00:31:47,556 You see, you two have never met him. He's a great man, but he... 409 00:31:49,062 --> 00:31:53,189 When I was a kid, he gave away my toys to the poorer kids. 410 00:31:53,399 --> 00:31:56,685 Not just the broken toys, I mean the good toys. 411 00:31:56,903 --> 00:31:59,774 Then he'd want me to be happy about it. 412 00:32:04,745 --> 00:32:09,205 The family was thinking, if your dad would try to make up with Joe... 413 00:32:09,415 --> 00:32:12,750 Look, my dad hated these people. 414 00:32:12,961 --> 00:32:17,173 He said they worshipped money above all things, especially Uncle Joe. 415 00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:19,837 - They're just... - Why don't you go back? 416 00:32:20,051 --> 00:32:24,761 If you could help, you'd share in the inheritance, whichever relative got it. 417 00:32:24,973 --> 00:32:28,924 Oh, please. What, I'm going to become like them? 418 00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:31,683 Kiss up to my uncle and wait for him to die? 419 00:32:31,898 --> 00:32:36,108 No, I'd rather the naked Limey chick got the money. Sorry. 420 00:32:36,318 --> 00:32:40,067 No. It's nice to meet an honest man. 421 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,523 Especially in your family. 422 00:32:47,913 --> 00:32:50,618 Oh. Sorry about your car. 423 00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:55,874 That's all right, it's a rental. If you change your mind, give me a call. 424 00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:59,415 - Night. - Goodnight. 425 00:33:05,055 --> 00:33:08,507 - You coming inside? - He taught me how to bowl. 426 00:33:08,726 --> 00:33:10,765 Who did? 427 00:33:10,978 --> 00:33:13,303 - Uncle Joe. - Really? 428 00:33:16,358 --> 00:33:20,142 What do you think, honey? Should I go back there? 429 00:33:20,362 --> 00:33:25,072 - Well, I mean, if you hate him anyway... - No, I don't hate him. 430 00:33:25,285 --> 00:33:30,279 No, my dad hated him. I was just a kid. He was really nice to me. 431 00:33:31,749 --> 00:33:33,872 Well... 432 00:33:36,254 --> 00:33:38,959 Who am I kidding? 433 00:33:39,174 --> 00:33:43,420 I was thinking of going back to see my uncle because I... 434 00:33:43,637 --> 00:33:47,254 I thought he might loan me money for that bowling alley. 435 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:50,178 People borrow money from relatives all the time. 436 00:33:50,393 --> 00:33:53,429 - But my family... - You know you're a decent person. 437 00:33:53,646 --> 00:33:58,308 Just decide what you want to do and don't beat yourself up over it. OK? 438 00:33:58,526 --> 00:34:03,604 Maybe my relatives have changed. Maybe they're not so ridiculous any more. 439 00:34:03,823 --> 00:34:07,488 # Happy birthday to you 440 00:34:07,702 --> 00:34:11,486 # Happy birthday to you 441 00:34:11,956 --> 00:34:16,915 # Happy birthday, Uncle Joe 442 00:34:17,129 --> 00:34:22,170 # Happy birthday to you # 443 00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:28,004 - Happy birthday, sir. - Blow 'em out... 444 00:34:28,223 --> 00:34:31,806 Presents! I like presents, especially from people who love me. 445 00:34:32,019 --> 00:34:33,927 And who would that be? 446 00:34:34,146 --> 00:34:37,266 We've got something very special for you. 447 00:34:37,732 --> 00:34:40,306 - I said cut the crap! - Come on. 448 00:34:40,527 --> 00:34:44,608 - I can see your panties! - Stop it. Right now. Come on. 449 00:34:44,823 --> 00:34:46,780 - Get off! - Cool it! 450 00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:52,069 - Why don't you listen to me? Shithead. - Stop it. Both of you. 451 00:34:52,289 --> 00:34:55,492 A movie? I haven't liked a movie since De Mille died. 452 00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:58,711 - You'll like this one. - Yeah? 453 00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:04,342 - Should the kids leave the room? - No, no. I'll get the lights. 454 00:35:04,552 --> 00:35:07,304 - Leave it alone! - Would you stop it? 455 00:35:07,513 --> 00:35:09,590 Come on, guys, sit down. 456 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:13,757 - See, I told you. - Shut up! 457 00:35:26,116 --> 00:35:29,614 Tell me more. Tell me about what's happening in Asia. 458 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:34,869 Remember this party? You hired those people to come in and film it? 459 00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:41,920 We shouldn't have advisers there. We'll get into a full Asian land war. 460 00:35:42,132 --> 00:35:47,838 You're such a beatnik, Daniel. Sandals and white socks, that's you. 461 00:35:48,054 --> 00:35:50,344 The French, they knew when to get out. 462 00:35:50,557 --> 00:35:53,806 Hitler swapped them a bottle of wine for their country. 463 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:57,553 They took it. They... Why are you filming this? 464 00:35:57,772 --> 00:36:00,346 l'm not paying you to film this. You... 465 00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:02,975 Where's my special boy? 466 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:06,529 - Where's Uncle Joe's special boy? - Here l am, Uncle Joe. 467 00:36:06,741 --> 00:36:10,868 Carl, get in touch with reality. Where's Little Danny? 468 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,410 Where's my special little boy? 469 00:36:14,623 --> 00:36:16,034 l'm right here. 470 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,124 There you are. 471 00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:22,748 Here, film this. This is why l hired you. You gonna do Durante? 472 00:36:22,965 --> 00:36:26,049 - Yeah. - Good boy. Come on. 473 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:35,643 [as Durante] # lnka dinka doo A dinka dee a dinka doo 474 00:36:35,852 --> 00:36:40,645 # Oh, what a tune for croonin' 475 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:47,107 # lnka dinka doo a dinka dee a dinka doo 476 00:36:47,323 --> 00:36:51,901 # lt's got the whole world...swoonin' 477 00:36:52,995 --> 00:36:55,913 # Eskimo belles up in... 478 00:36:56,123 --> 00:36:59,124 [ as Durante] Stop the musicl Stop the music. 479 00:36:59,335 --> 00:37:04,625 Folks, l want to welcome you to my Great-Uncle Joe's 50th birthday party. 480 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,129 Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha 481 00:37:07,343 --> 00:37:09,466 Remember, Uncle Joe... 482 00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:12,633 # Start off each day with a song 483 00:37:12,890 --> 00:37:16,094 # Even when things go wrong 484 00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:19,929 # You'll feel better, you'll even look better 485 00:37:20,148 --> 00:37:23,066 # l'm here to tell you you got to be go-getter 486 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:25,981 # 'Cause you know that you can't go wrong 487 00:37:26,196 --> 00:37:30,110 # When you start off each day with a song # 488 00:37:31,159 --> 00:37:32,653 - Yeah. - Yeahl 489 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:40,075 Good boy. 490 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:43,747 Uncle Joe, 491 00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:46,087 here's our present. 492 00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:54,888 - Who the hell is this? - It's Danny. 493 00:37:55,099 --> 00:37:58,516 Danny Junior. We found him for you for your birthday. 494 00:38:00,355 --> 00:38:05,694 - Danny? - Uncle Joe. Happy birthday. 495 00:38:06,612 --> 00:38:08,319 Little Danny! 496 00:38:09,739 --> 00:38:11,946 Hug him. Go hug him. 497 00:38:12,742 --> 00:38:14,736 Stop the music, huh? 498 00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:19,033 - Hey! - Hey. 499 00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:22,664 What a present! 500 00:38:24,213 --> 00:38:27,130 - Is your...? - What? 501 00:38:27,341 --> 00:38:30,675 - Are you alone? - Oh, yeah. 502 00:38:31,595 --> 00:38:33,885 Yeah. 503 00:38:34,098 --> 00:38:37,633 Well, let's go break the pinata. 504 00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:42,386 You can do it! Come on, get him! Hit the pig! 505 00:38:43,566 --> 00:38:46,271 Douglas looks the same as he did 25 years ago. 506 00:38:46,486 --> 00:38:48,228 This is his son. 507 00:38:48,446 --> 00:38:51,897 - Come on, Douglas! You can do it! - [Uncle Joe] Keep going. 508 00:38:56,579 --> 00:38:59,034 So your cousins brought you here, huh? 509 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:01,536 Yeah, it was their idea. 510 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:05,998 I wonder what made them suddenly decide to do that. 511 00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:11,089 Don't know, huh? 512 00:39:11,302 --> 00:39:14,387 - I couldn't... - They tell you about Molly? 513 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:17,881 Yeah. 514 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:22,810 - Yeah, they did. - [Molly] Come on, you can do better than that. 515 00:39:25,942 --> 00:39:28,563 She's your new nurse, right? 516 00:39:28,777 --> 00:39:33,571 She's more than a nurse. She's a...companion. 517 00:39:33,783 --> 00:39:38,826 - What do you think about that? - Hey. You worked hard. You're entitled. 518 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:41,909 What do you really think? 519 00:39:43,418 --> 00:39:49,290 I think it's ridiculous. I mean, I'm watching you, you can barely wear your hat. 520 00:39:50,383 --> 00:39:53,967 Douglas, stop playing around and fetch me a beer. 521 00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:56,338 My pleasure, sir. 522 00:39:57,432 --> 00:39:59,674 What are you two talking about? 523 00:39:59,893 --> 00:40:05,232 I was telling Danny about Molly. How important she's become to me. 524 00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:11,275 I've been thinking that she's the person in the world who's become closest to me. 525 00:40:11,488 --> 00:40:17,325 The person I'd most like to see have some happiness, some good fortune. 526 00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:25,662 But seeing Little Daniel again has made me think about...family. 527 00:40:25,877 --> 00:40:31,252 After all is said and done, maybe family comes first, mm? 528 00:40:31,467 --> 00:40:35,963 Molly! What do you think? Does family come first? 529 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:38,932 I suppose it depends on the family, really. 530 00:40:39,141 --> 00:40:40,470 How wise. 531 00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:43,223 How deep, how pithy. 532 00:40:45,565 --> 00:40:49,609 Family, friends...who can choose? 533 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:54,236 - Know what I'd like? - [all] What? 534 00:40:54,448 --> 00:40:57,118 I'd like Danny to do Jimmy Durante for me. 535 00:40:57,326 --> 00:41:00,245 - Yes! - Yeah, come on! 536 00:41:00,455 --> 00:41:03,740 - That would be just so happy-making. - Yeah. 537 00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:06,579 No. 538 00:41:06,794 --> 00:41:09,796 Jesus! This is pathetic. 539 00:41:10,006 --> 00:41:14,503 - Shut up and do Durante. - You do Durante! This is demented. 540 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:20,758 This wasn't such a good present after all. Molly, honey. Let's go inside. 541 00:41:20,976 --> 00:41:24,095 Your family's here. They all want to be with you. 542 00:41:24,312 --> 00:41:27,017 But I'd rather just be with you. 543 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,685 All right, then. First let me get some sweeties. 544 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:35,521 - Danny, are you married? - No. 545 00:41:35,741 --> 00:41:39,157 - Girlfriend? - Yeah, I have a girlfriend. 546 00:41:39,369 --> 00:41:43,283 Bring her around tomorrow. Two o'clock. We'll go swimming. 547 00:41:43,498 --> 00:41:45,740 Swimming. Great. 548 00:42:02,309 --> 00:42:04,847 I feel like a goddamn tea bag. 549 00:42:08,483 --> 00:42:10,604 Sorry, sir. 550 00:42:16,407 --> 00:42:19,195 - Let me ask you, Robin. - Yes, sir. 551 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:23,407 - Do you ever produce basketball games? - I will, next season. 552 00:42:23,622 --> 00:42:25,449 You know what I hate? 553 00:42:25,665 --> 00:42:28,536 When the camera's on the stands on some moron 554 00:42:28,753 --> 00:42:32,453 and his face is painted blue and white, and I miss a basket. 555 00:42:32,674 --> 00:42:34,583 - So do I. - Danny. And you? 556 00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:38,419 You going to bowl the rest of your life? Hit the senior tours? 557 00:42:38,637 --> 00:42:42,682 Actually, I've given up bowling. I have this injury. 558 00:42:42,892 --> 00:42:45,679 Oh, yeah, it's a rough sport. 559 00:42:50,148 --> 00:42:55,191 I was going to go back to college. You know, get a teaching degree. 560 00:42:55,404 --> 00:42:58,904 You'll never make the same money as Robin. 561 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:06,031 We've decided that that's not important. 562 00:43:06,249 --> 00:43:07,707 Right. 563 00:43:09,544 --> 00:43:11,584 - Douglas! - Yes, sir? 564 00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:18,171 Much obliged, sir. May I change now, sir? 565 00:43:18,386 --> 00:43:22,135 - Go dance the hully-gully for all I care. - Thank you, sir. 566 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:27,344 Yeah, I know, teaching's a wondertul thing. Very noble. 567 00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:30,516 Bowling ten years, that leads to nothing? 568 00:43:30,732 --> 00:43:34,184 - You just throw those ten years away? - Well, I... 569 00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,069 What? 570 00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:48,993 I have this opportunity to invest in a bowling centre. It's an excellent deal. 571 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:53,539 - But I'm... - Short of money. 572 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:54,871 Yeah. 573 00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:57,795 - How much? - It's $300,000. 574 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:04,015 [whistles Durante tune] 575 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:09,265 Danny, come in the pool. 576 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,892 Ah... Just... 577 00:44:22,742 --> 00:44:24,782 Ph! Pah! 578 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,867 - Is this salt water? - Yeah. Helps me float. 579 00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:34,539 This belt's not enough. I can't use my legs. 580 00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:37,757 Tell you what, I'll wrestIe you for the money. 581 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:40,339 - What? - I'll wrestle you. 582 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:44,847 If you win, I'll give you $300,000. If I win, you owe me nothing. 583 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,931 [nervous laugh] 584 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:52,178 Show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of. 585 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:55,814 Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man 586 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,483 and she's gonna say, ''What a catch!'' 587 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,321 - Can your feet touch? - No. 588 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:04,360 Good. 589 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:07,364 [cries out] 590 00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:11,868 - Danny? - Come on, bowler! 591 00:45:13,086 --> 00:45:17,499 - Help me! Oh, man! - Joe-Joe, that's enough. Let him up. 592 00:45:25,808 --> 00:45:27,183 Help! 593 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:30,808 [Uncle Joe screams then Danny joins in] 594 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,570 - I win the first round. Two out of three. - No! 595 00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:42,820 You heard him. He quit. 596 00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:49,610 Where is he? 597 00:45:49,832 --> 00:45:52,619 - You OK? - Get me out, honey. 598 00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:56,671 Jesus! You got the grip of a bear! 599 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,550 40 years of lifting scrap metal. 600 00:45:59,758 --> 00:46:02,795 And I like to win. 601 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:05,301 Yeah, well. 602 00:46:06,974 --> 00:46:09,466 I'll give you the money. 603 00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:13,304 300,000. It's yours. 604 00:46:16,359 --> 00:46:20,522 - You mean like a loan? - No, no, no. It's yours. A gift. 605 00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:24,823 You're different from the others. You're better. 606 00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:28,450 And for all the times you made me laugh. 607 00:46:28,663 --> 00:46:31,450 # lnka dinka dinka dinka dink # 608 00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:34,239 Uncle Joe, this is... I don't... 609 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:38,292 - Still see your father? - What? Oh, yeah, sure. 610 00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:42,041 I bail him out of jail, we make a day of it. 611 00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:45,095 - Strange man. - Well, yeah, strange, sure. 612 00:46:45,304 --> 00:46:48,056 But with principles he believes in. 613 00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:51,053 I want you to call him from here. 614 00:46:51,269 --> 00:46:52,846 - Really? - Yeah. 615 00:46:53,062 --> 00:46:58,021 That's really great. Because it's been too many years, and it's silly... 616 00:46:58,235 --> 00:47:02,103 Tell him you came to me for money and I'm giving it to you. 617 00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:05,073 You realise he was wrong and I was right. 618 00:47:05,283 --> 00:47:08,284 And you need what I've got more than what he's got. 619 00:47:08,494 --> 00:47:10,737 Tell him and I'll give you the money. 620 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,164 Robin, we're leaving. 621 00:47:30,892 --> 00:47:34,807 You know there's something sicker about you than your legs? 622 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:44,781 How about you, Molly? 623 00:47:45,302 --> 00:47:46,947 Wanna wrestle? 624 00:47:56,539 --> 00:47:57,867 Douglas! 625 00:47:58,123 --> 00:48:00,531 [thunder] 626 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:24,098 - You had us worried. - About what? 627 00:48:24,316 --> 00:48:28,777 Well, we put Uncle Joe to bed and we realised how late it was, 628 00:48:28,988 --> 00:48:32,073 and we got concerned about you. 629 00:48:32,283 --> 00:48:36,744 Monday nights l go to this news-stand to get the new TV Guide for Joe. 630 00:48:39,165 --> 00:48:43,542 He likes to get it early so he can circle everything he wants to watch. 631 00:48:43,752 --> 00:48:45,995 Does he circle your ass? 632 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:51,502 You really are a stupid sod, aren't you? l'm going to bed. 633 00:48:53,095 --> 00:48:57,924 Uncle Joe was sprawled out up there. You might want to push him to one side. 634 00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:04,729 - You think l'm bonking the old gent. - Yeah, we do. 635 00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:10,145 Let me tell you, handsome. 636 00:49:10,363 --> 00:49:14,657 lf l were having sex with your Uncle Joe, he'd be dead by now. 637 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:17,784 Yeah, that's right. You're just his nurse. Huh! 638 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:21,116 Yeah, l believe that. Excuse me a second. Ha-ha-ha! 639 00:49:21,332 --> 00:49:24,250 l'm no more a nurse than you are a human being. 640 00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:27,628 l'm here because l'm fun. And l'm fun to look at. 641 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,592 l don't mind, because l like it here. 642 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:35,926 l like the car, the house, the comfort. My life hasn't always been comfortable. 643 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:41,383 Also, l like your Uncle Joe. He's tough, he's funny and he's nice to me. 644 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:43,727 But l'm not a whore. 645 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:48,565 And if he asked me to sleep with him, l'd leave. Goodnight. 646 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:55,612 lt took you one day to get rid of Danny. lmpressive, but that is not our last move! 647 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,617 Move? 648 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,401 You mean Danny's part of you? 649 00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:04,122 - We've been nice. - But these are the finals, honey. 650 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,576 - We're diving for every ball. - What? 651 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:09,916 l didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you. 652 00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:14,212 - You know, you're insane. - Listen! People have accidents. 653 00:50:17,891 --> 00:50:21,425 - What? - Frank, what are you saying? 654 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:24,929 l'm saying people have accidents, that's all. 655 00:51:16,784 --> 00:51:19,404 - Got you, boss. - OK. 656 00:51:23,457 --> 00:51:25,283 Here. 657 00:51:28,921 --> 00:51:30,629 - Take over. - Yes, sir. 658 00:51:30,839 --> 00:51:35,050 - You still work here. - l love this place. 659 00:51:36,804 --> 00:51:38,926 Who wouldn't? 660 00:51:40,057 --> 00:51:42,299 What do you want to see me about? 661 00:51:42,518 --> 00:51:47,013 Short and sweet. l figured you came back sucking around for money, 662 00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:52,107 that you were like the others. Maybe you're not. 663 00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:55,486 So l apologise. OK? 664 00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:57,442 Go home now. 665 00:51:57,659 --> 00:52:01,110 God, that was lovely. l'm getting a little weepy. 666 00:52:03,205 --> 00:52:08,247 You're still a funny kid. Not as cute as you used to be, though. 667 00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:11,663 Yeah, well, you're no Monet yourself. 668 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:17,717 Well, l lived in the streets till l was 20. l was homeless before it was popular. 669 00:52:19,013 --> 00:52:22,964 Can we go inside a second? 670 00:52:23,185 --> 00:52:27,182 l'm sorry that after all these years l even mentioned money. 671 00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:29,639 l didn't mean to. 672 00:52:31,026 --> 00:52:33,694 Maybe l did. But anyway, l'm sorry l did. 673 00:52:33,904 --> 00:52:36,110 Still want the money? 674 00:52:36,322 --> 00:52:38,943 Jesus, you don't let up. 675 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:43,488 Look, money's money, OK? l need it just like everybody else. 676 00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:49,411 But money is not going to turn me into a sycophantic ass-licking wacko. 677 00:52:49,628 --> 00:52:53,127 l have work to do. Thanks for coming over. 678 00:52:54,882 --> 00:52:58,418 Before you go, could you get me a cup of water? 679 00:53:00,097 --> 00:53:01,970 lt's hot in here. 680 00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:04,554 Yeah, OK. 681 00:53:12,984 --> 00:53:17,896 Hello? Long lsland Hauling? l got a load sitting out here for a week. 682 00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:20,356 Fieldstone 855... 683 00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:24,242 What? 684 00:53:24,455 --> 00:53:30,209 What do you mean, they're out of business 25 years? l call them every day. 685 00:53:38,552 --> 00:53:40,380 Joe? 686 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,768 - Joe? - 25 years. 687 00:53:51,566 --> 00:53:54,436 Should l go get someone? Are you...? 688 00:53:56,362 --> 00:53:59,315 - l'm going to get someone. - Danny! 689 00:54:02,576 --> 00:54:06,195 - Stay here. - Are you all right? 690 00:54:08,249 --> 00:54:11,369 l have gaps. Lapses. l... 691 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:16,082 - How often? - More lately. l'm hurting the business. 692 00:54:16,299 --> 00:54:18,872 What? No, l mean, l'm sure... 693 00:54:19,093 --> 00:54:22,926 lf your cousins find out, they'll take me to court. 694 00:54:23,139 --> 00:54:27,053 They'll declare me incompetent. They'll pick me clean like buzzards. 695 00:54:28,894 --> 00:54:31,516 They'll put me away. 696 00:54:32,607 --> 00:54:35,359 l have an idea. Lock the door. 697 00:54:35,568 --> 00:54:36,897 Quick! 698 00:54:40,573 --> 00:54:43,444 Get a chair. Come on. 699 00:54:45,078 --> 00:54:48,412 - lt's really my lawyer's idea. - OK. 700 00:54:48,624 --> 00:54:54,626 He says that l can turn all my affairs, give everything over to one person now, 701 00:54:54,837 --> 00:54:58,373 before this gets worse, which it will. 702 00:54:59,843 --> 00:55:04,588 Someone l trust who'll take care of me, who'll take care of the business. 703 00:55:05,723 --> 00:55:07,633 You understand? 704 00:55:07,851 --> 00:55:08,847 Yeah. 705 00:55:12,857 --> 00:55:15,312 l don't want to go into a home. 706 00:55:16,610 --> 00:55:19,065 l wouldn't let that happen. 707 00:55:22,073 --> 00:55:24,031 - You wouldn't? - No. 708 00:55:24,243 --> 00:55:28,323 You understand? This person gets control of my money now. 709 00:55:28,539 --> 00:55:32,205 Not when l'm dead. Now. All of it. 710 00:55:35,629 --> 00:55:37,206 Yes. 711 00:55:38,465 --> 00:55:44,089 l'll do it. l'm going to call my lawyers, set up a meeting for next week. 712 00:55:45,431 --> 00:55:48,847 l'm going to sign these and turn everything over to Molly. 713 00:55:49,059 --> 00:55:51,266 Right. Because l... 714 00:55:52,563 --> 00:55:54,472 - To Molly? - Yes. 715 00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:59,566 She's been so kind to me. Nobody's ever been so kind. 716 00:55:59,778 --> 00:56:04,440 - You're giving everything to Molly? - Yeah. Who did you think l meant? 717 00:56:07,036 --> 00:56:08,863 You thought l meant you. 718 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,704 No! No. 719 00:56:15,044 --> 00:56:18,496 - But Molly? - You think it's a mistake. 720 00:56:18,715 --> 00:56:20,257 l don't know, l... 721 00:56:20,466 --> 00:56:23,587 l want to make love to her. 722 00:56:24,679 --> 00:56:27,715 - Joe. - lf l did this, she... 723 00:56:27,932 --> 00:56:30,424 she'd make love to me. Don't you think? 724 00:56:31,937 --> 00:56:33,728 Joe, look. 725 00:56:33,938 --> 00:56:37,640 A lot of women will do that for a lot less money. 726 00:56:37,859 --> 00:56:40,266 No. l want her. 727 00:56:40,486 --> 00:56:42,942 This doesn't sound so good to me. 728 00:56:43,156 --> 00:56:46,359 l just don't think that you're being... 729 00:56:46,576 --> 00:56:51,452 l just don't think that you've had time to think this through. 730 00:56:51,665 --> 00:56:57,370 l'm so tired of thinking, ''Who should l trust? Who's not just after my money?'' 731 00:56:57,588 --> 00:57:02,001 Danny, help me. l'm exhausted. l... 732 00:57:03,927 --> 00:57:06,797 Maybe l should leave all the money to you. 733 00:57:10,934 --> 00:57:13,639 Well, why don't...? 734 00:57:13,854 --> 00:57:17,306 Why don't we talk about this later? OK? 735 00:57:17,524 --> 00:57:18,900 All right. 736 00:57:19,109 --> 00:57:23,570 ln the meantime, l think it would be best if you just don't do anything. 737 00:57:23,781 --> 00:57:25,358 All right. 738 00:57:25,574 --> 00:57:29,406 l'm so tired. Get Douglas to take me home. 739 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:31,946 l'll be right back. 740 00:57:46,762 --> 00:57:49,929 [commentator] Throws and shoots...and scores! 741 00:57:50,557 --> 00:57:54,223 Gimme the guy in the stands with the blue and white face. 742 00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,845 That's good. Hold it. Take it. 743 00:57:57,064 --> 00:58:02,189 lt was the saddest thing you ever saw. This tough old guy just shrivelled up. 744 00:58:02,403 --> 00:58:05,986 Dick, get ready to throw to a commercial. Honey, l'm concentrating. 745 00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:08,571 - Coe scores! - You missed the basket! 746 00:58:08,785 --> 00:58:11,786 Dick, sign off and go to commercial. 747 00:58:11,996 --> 00:58:13,823 - Music! - [assistant] We're a minute under. 748 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,908 You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face. 749 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:23,419 Wait a minute. Who's directing this, you or me? Let me check. 750 00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:27,132 That's my ass! That's my ass in the director's chair! 751 00:58:27,345 --> 00:58:29,503 Shit! l must be the director! 752 00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:35,184 - Stan, we're back in 20. - No, it's OK. This guy'll do it. Here you go. 753 00:58:35,395 --> 00:58:37,637 Slide right in here, slugger. 754 00:58:37,856 --> 00:58:40,097 Get me a wide shot, then zoom in. 755 00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:42,024 Get outta here! 756 00:58:42,234 --> 00:58:44,560 l'm just getting the hang of this. 757 00:58:44,779 --> 00:58:48,611 - lt was nice meeting you and your ass! - That's nice. 758 00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:51,612 Give me another shot of the painted face. 759 00:58:52,496 --> 00:58:54,369 What a pinhead. 760 00:58:54,581 --> 00:58:58,199 l have to work with that pinhead, so l'll meet you at... 761 00:58:58,418 --> 00:59:02,915 l just wanted to tell you that l'm moving in with Uncle Joe for a while. 762 00:59:03,132 --> 00:59:04,163 Really? 763 00:59:04,383 --> 00:59:08,843 Honey, l gotta keep an eye on him. He's not all there. 764 00:59:09,054 --> 00:59:12,423 He's thinking of giving that naked pizza girl $20 million. 765 00:59:12,641 --> 00:59:14,764 Yeah, that does seem wrong. 766 00:59:14,977 --> 00:59:18,809 But who should get it? Your cousins? God, what a crew. Klingons. 767 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:22,107 Well, he sort of mentioned that he might... 768 00:59:22,317 --> 00:59:26,814 - What? - That he might give it to me. 769 00:59:28,491 --> 00:59:32,620 l'm not taking it that seriously. That's not why l'm going over there. 770 00:59:32,829 --> 00:59:35,366 l'm just... l'm worried about him. 771 00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:42,914 Still, it's a funny idea, isn't it? 772 00:59:44,257 --> 00:59:47,791 You, me. Married. 773 00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:51,459 Living in that big house. 774 00:59:51,681 --> 00:59:53,804 Yeah, it's funny. 775 00:59:54,976 --> 00:59:59,104 [# Steve Wood: Money Slips Through My Fingers] 776 01:00:02,650 --> 01:00:05,604 Don't forget, you owe me a dollar for the shoes. 777 01:00:08,156 --> 01:00:11,988 Anyway, as l was saying, 778 01:00:12,202 --> 01:00:16,033 my lawyer says l can turn all my money, everything, 779 01:00:16,247 --> 01:00:19,414 over to one person. Now. 780 01:00:19,626 --> 01:00:22,496 - You understand? - Yes. 781 01:00:22,712 --> 01:00:26,129 - l don't want to end up in a home. - You won't. 782 01:00:28,468 --> 01:00:31,967 l'm gonna do it. l'll set up a meeting for next week 783 01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:36,048 and l'm gonna turn everything over to Danny. 784 01:00:40,479 --> 01:00:42,188 Danny? 785 01:00:42,399 --> 01:00:45,151 lt was his idea. Who did you think l...? 786 01:00:47,738 --> 01:00:50,692 You thought l meant you. 787 01:00:50,908 --> 01:00:55,403 - No. No, l just... - Molly, what would people say? 788 01:00:55,621 --> 01:00:57,779 How would it look? 789 01:00:57,998 --> 01:01:02,625 What do you really know about this bloke? You haven't seen him in 25 years. 790 01:01:02,837 --> 01:01:06,252 He shows up here wanting money for a bowling alley. 791 01:01:06,466 --> 01:01:09,798 l don't know. l don't know who to trust. 792 01:01:10,928 --> 01:01:14,178 Maybe l should leave all my money to you. 793 01:01:23,565 --> 01:01:24,894 Joe-Joe. 794 01:01:28,070 --> 01:01:29,695 Yes! 795 01:01:29,906 --> 01:01:33,856 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 796 01:01:36,119 --> 01:01:39,619 Excuse me. You have a call from Washington DC, sir. 797 01:01:39,832 --> 01:01:42,703 l'll take it upstairs. 798 01:01:43,795 --> 01:01:47,744 You stay here with Danny. Talk. Enjoy yourself. 799 01:01:48,465 --> 01:01:50,589 Let's go, Douglas. 800 01:01:54,347 --> 01:01:57,265 You're working for your cousins, aren't you? 801 01:01:59,936 --> 01:02:01,762 Wait a minute. How? Who? 802 01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:06,642 They let it slip out the other night before they threatened to kill me. 803 01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:09,149 They did what? 804 01:02:11,406 --> 01:02:14,407 Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them. 805 01:02:15,827 --> 01:02:18,152 And you leave Joe alone. 806 01:02:19,247 --> 01:02:22,617 You keep your breasts off his eyebrows. 807 01:02:25,754 --> 01:02:28,043 - Hey, you little... - Get off! 808 01:02:28,256 --> 01:02:31,091 - Come on! - Mommy! 809 01:02:35,764 --> 01:02:37,472 lt's good. 810 01:02:37,683 --> 01:02:42,723 What's happening, Wonder Boy? l mean, look at this. 811 01:02:45,148 --> 01:02:48,268 Her tongue is practically in his wallet. 812 01:02:50,112 --> 01:02:52,151 What are you drinking? 813 01:02:52,364 --> 01:02:56,576 lt's a 7-Up. l'm not much of a drinker. 814 01:02:56,785 --> 01:02:58,410 You will be. 815 01:02:59,245 --> 01:03:02,366 There's something l wanted to ask you. 816 01:03:03,709 --> 01:03:06,379 - Did you go and see Molly and...? - No. 817 01:03:06,587 --> 01:03:09,540 Let me finish. All right? 818 01:03:09,756 --> 01:03:14,715 Did you go and see Molly and threaten to kill her? 819 01:03:16,389 --> 01:03:21,383 What? You see how evil she is? You see what we're dealing with? 820 01:03:21,602 --> 01:03:27,806 Why, we... We went to her to ask her if Joe's taking his medication. 821 01:03:28,026 --> 01:03:30,433 You know, for his...circulation. 822 01:03:30,654 --> 01:03:35,445 She said, ''That's for me to know and for you to worry about.'' 823 01:03:35,657 --> 01:03:36,903 She said that? 824 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:42,243 Then l said, ''l could kill you for that.'' OK, now you know the truth. 825 01:03:42,456 --> 01:03:47,203 God. First couple of days l was here, she seemed so nice. 826 01:03:47,421 --> 01:03:49,993 That's before she saw you as a threat. 827 01:03:50,214 --> 01:03:53,833 We should have him declared incompetent. Throw him in a home. 828 01:03:54,052 --> 01:03:58,180 - A home? - You know, for his own protection. 829 01:03:58,390 --> 01:04:03,134 l hear things at the scrapyard. There is something wrong with him. 830 01:04:03,353 --> 01:04:07,896 He screws things up, makes crazy deals. He forgets deals he's made. 831 01:04:08,108 --> 01:04:14,313 Have you noticed anything we could use to put the old man away? 832 01:04:16,157 --> 01:04:18,114 No. 833 01:04:18,326 --> 01:04:24,614 Keep your eyes open. And do something! That's what you're here for. 834 01:04:26,377 --> 01:04:28,831 Joe? Joe! 835 01:04:29,046 --> 01:04:30,837 Joe. 836 01:04:31,047 --> 01:04:33,455 Here, have some water. 837 01:04:35,343 --> 01:04:37,882 Cough it up. 838 01:04:38,096 --> 01:04:41,014 Joe, drink some water! 839 01:04:42,684 --> 01:04:44,060 [Molly] Joe. 840 01:04:48,774 --> 01:04:50,814 That's it. 841 01:04:54,113 --> 01:04:56,104 Piece of fruit. 842 01:04:56,323 --> 01:05:01,151 She tried to kill him. She knows he has a narrow gullet. All the McTeagues do! 843 01:05:01,370 --> 01:05:04,157 Shut up. She's the only one who helped me. 844 01:05:04,374 --> 01:05:07,956 l tried to help you, Uncle Joe, but Carl stopped me! 845 01:05:08,169 --> 01:05:11,289 - Liar! - Happy birthday, Uncle Joe! 846 01:05:14,008 --> 01:05:16,131 That was last week. 847 01:05:17,261 --> 01:05:19,504 You people are... 848 01:05:21,016 --> 01:05:24,265 Come on, Molly. l've lost my appetite. 849 01:05:29,982 --> 01:05:32,984 l've made a decision. 850 01:05:42,454 --> 01:05:44,944 Here l am, Uncle Joe. 851 01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:52,622 [as Durante] Hello, folks. This is Jimmy Durante. 852 01:05:52,839 --> 01:05:54,713 Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 853 01:05:54,925 --> 01:06:00,430 # Inka dinka doo a dinka dee a dinka doo 854 01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:03,841 # Oh, what a tune for croonin'... 855 01:06:04,058 --> 01:06:05,339 - Danny. - No, honey. 856 01:06:05,559 --> 01:06:10,269 # Inka dinka doo a dinka dee a dinka doo 857 01:06:10,482 --> 01:06:13,685 # It's got the whole world swoonin' 858 01:06:14,111 --> 01:06:17,775 - Danny. - Stop the music! Stop the music. 859 01:06:17,990 --> 01:06:21,773 Everybody wants to get into the act! 860 01:06:21,994 --> 01:06:23,867 Remember, Uncle Joe... 861 01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:27,662 # You gotta start off each day with a song 862 01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:30,792 # Even when things go wrong 863 01:06:31,002 --> 01:06:33,789 # You'll feel better, you'll even look better 864 01:06:34,005 --> 01:06:36,627 # I'm here to tell you that you'll be a go-getter 865 01:06:36,842 --> 01:06:38,882 # 'Cause you know That things can't go wrong 866 01:06:39,094 --> 01:06:42,178 # When you start off each day with a song... 867 01:06:42,556 --> 01:06:45,047 Just those in wheelchairs! 868 01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:48,102 [both] # Cause you know That things can't go wrong 869 01:06:48,312 --> 01:06:50,351 # When you start off each day with a song 870 01:06:50,565 --> 01:06:51,940 Big finish! 871 01:06:52,150 --> 01:06:58,686 # When you start off each day with a song... # 872 01:06:59,198 --> 01:07:01,273 Ha-cha-cha-cha! 873 01:07:05,287 --> 01:07:07,743 You're something. 874 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:14,080 Robin. Hey. Where you going? 875 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:17,048 l'm just a little ''lnka-dinka-do'd'' out. 876 01:07:18,926 --> 01:07:21,500 What, do you think l enjoyed that? 877 01:07:21,722 --> 01:07:24,675 A week ago, you said it was pathetic. 878 01:07:24,891 --> 01:07:28,425 Now you're singing, dancing and sliding down a banister? 879 01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:32,594 Honey, she's a vixen. She's not giving him his medicine, 880 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:36,979 she's gonna get his money and dump him in a home. l know this. 881 01:07:37,195 --> 01:07:39,484 So it's not the money, it's your uncle. 882 01:07:39,697 --> 01:07:44,324 Exactly. He's opened up his heart to me, you know. 883 01:07:44,535 --> 01:07:49,080 We've rekindled something that we haven't had since l was a kid. 884 01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:53,039 l mean, we got a bond growing here. 885 01:07:53,253 --> 01:07:56,835 Danny, l love you and l believe in you. 886 01:07:58,509 --> 01:08:03,004 But isn't everything you're telling me a big crock of bubbling shit? 887 01:08:03,221 --> 01:08:05,759 - No. - lt's just the money. 888 01:08:05,974 --> 01:08:09,758 - lt's not. - Mr Daniel. 889 01:08:09,978 --> 01:08:13,312 Your uncle has requested another chorus. 890 01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:17,521 - Come with me. Just leave. - All my stuff's here. 891 01:08:17,736 --> 01:08:21,069 - All my clothes. - l've seen your clothes. Just leave. 892 01:08:21,281 --> 01:08:24,198 Shall l tell him you're coming, sir? 893 01:08:27,330 --> 01:08:29,535 lt's not the money. 894 01:08:40,384 --> 01:08:43,918 [Danny as Durante] He's back! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 895 01:08:54,857 --> 01:08:59,151 - More wine, sir? - No, thank you, Douglas. 896 01:08:59,361 --> 01:09:03,027 - ls the chicken Kiev satisfactory? - lt's excellent. 897 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:07,737 Could you tell the cook that tomorrow l'd like to have broiled salmon again? 898 01:09:07,954 --> 01:09:12,532 - Very good, sir. - ls my uncle going to swim today? 899 01:09:12,750 --> 01:09:16,250 He's not at home, sir. He took the shuttle to Washington. 900 01:09:16,462 --> 01:09:20,330 - Business trip. - Yes and no, sir. 901 01:09:20,550 --> 01:09:23,835 - What does that mean? - He took Miss Molly along. 902 01:09:25,638 --> 01:09:26,967 He did? 903 01:09:27,182 --> 01:09:30,799 Yes. He had me book the honeymoon suite at the Coolidge Hotel. 904 01:09:31,561 --> 01:09:33,600 Honeymoon? 905 01:09:35,190 --> 01:09:37,229 More wine, sir? 906 01:09:44,825 --> 01:09:49,617 This is a matter of life or death. These are Mr McTeague's pills. 907 01:09:49,829 --> 01:09:55,785 l have to get them to him in two minutes and 45 seconds. l need the room number! 908 01:09:56,002 --> 01:09:58,920 l'm sorry, sir. Mr McTeague was very specific. 909 01:09:59,130 --> 01:10:02,335 No one is to have his room number. 910 01:10:02,551 --> 01:10:05,800 - l'll see to it that he gets the pills and... - No! 911 01:10:07,347 --> 01:10:10,681 No! No, you don't understand. 912 01:10:10,893 --> 01:10:17,144 These pills only work if l give them to him myself. lt's a very rare condition. 913 01:10:17,357 --> 01:10:21,818 Excuse me, sir. Does this say ''moron''? 914 01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:28,613 l will leave him your message. Would you like a room? 915 01:10:28,828 --> 01:10:30,570 l'm his nephew. 916 01:10:30,788 --> 01:10:34,536 - Oh, his nephew. - Yes. 917 01:10:34,749 --> 01:10:41,038 Because he gave specific instructions not to give his room number to relatives. 918 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:48,843 What's the matter with you? Do you not care about this hotel's reputation? 919 01:10:49,056 --> 01:10:52,841 There is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl. 920 01:10:53,061 --> 01:10:58,434 Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls. This is Washington. 921 01:10:59,942 --> 01:11:03,987 All right, listen, pal. Just give me... 922 01:11:06,991 --> 01:11:09,945 ..a room. A cheap one. 923 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,200 Of course. 924 01:11:23,967 --> 01:11:26,588 [Uncle Joe] Come on, Molly. Drink up. 925 01:11:40,859 --> 01:11:42,187 [knocking] 926 01:11:42,402 --> 01:11:44,858 Yeah, come in. lt's open. 927 01:11:46,740 --> 01:11:48,567 Right there. 928 01:11:49,660 --> 01:11:52,280 - Leaving? - Yeah. 929 01:11:57,167 --> 01:12:00,251 - Where's Molly? - She's taking a walk. 930 01:12:01,797 --> 01:12:04,168 We had a fight. 931 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,422 Nothing serious, l hope. 932 01:12:08,636 --> 01:12:12,469 Be honest. Do you think Molly would even like me if l wasn't rich? 933 01:12:12,682 --> 01:12:16,301 Look, l don't want to say anything against her. 934 01:12:17,604 --> 01:12:19,763 But like you say, let's be honest. 935 01:12:20,232 --> 01:12:23,435 How many girls like that are with poor old guys? 936 01:12:23,653 --> 01:12:26,607 - Take some towels. - What? 937 01:12:26,822 --> 01:12:30,108 For what they charge, you should take everything. 938 01:12:30,326 --> 01:12:34,620 l'm trying to figure out a way to get the bed out of here. 939 01:12:34,830 --> 01:12:38,246 You are some piece of work, do you know that? 940 01:12:40,086 --> 01:12:42,623 She's a good kid. 941 01:12:44,256 --> 01:12:47,423 That's why she can't... 942 01:12:47,635 --> 01:12:51,680 She can't... can't just get herself to... You know. 943 01:12:53,725 --> 01:12:57,804 You mean you two didn't...? 944 01:12:59,188 --> 01:13:01,477 No. 945 01:13:01,690 --> 01:13:07,611 You know, l never believed that anyone could love me for me. 946 01:13:09,574 --> 01:13:13,322 How could l, when my own mother didn't? 947 01:13:15,037 --> 01:13:16,781 She didn't? 948 01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:19,952 She left me and my brother at a... 949 01:13:23,506 --> 01:13:26,956 ..at a home in Albany when l was three. 950 01:13:27,175 --> 01:13:31,089 No note, no nothing. Never asked about us. 951 01:13:31,304 --> 01:13:33,760 Never said, ''l'm sorry.'' 952 01:13:38,853 --> 01:13:41,179 Your mother has to love you. 953 01:13:42,273 --> 01:13:43,471 Right? 954 01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:48,983 So even if no one else does, she has to, doesn't she? 955 01:13:51,741 --> 01:13:55,193 Well, if my own mother couldn't love me, l... 956 01:14:03,129 --> 01:14:05,001 I... 957 01:14:08,216 --> 01:14:10,838 l love you, Uncle Joe. 958 01:14:14,223 --> 01:14:16,050 You do? 959 01:14:17,476 --> 01:14:19,718 Yeah, l do. 960 01:14:23,441 --> 01:14:25,599 Take me home, Danny. 961 01:14:29,614 --> 01:14:32,483 [Robin] He's throwing her out of the house? 962 01:14:32,699 --> 01:14:35,736 Honey, just wait a second, will you? 963 01:14:39,123 --> 01:14:42,706 - Danny! - Honey, l had no choice. 964 01:14:42,919 --> 01:14:46,916 She wasn't going to bring him back till she got what she wanted. 965 01:14:47,131 --> 01:14:49,669 You mean until she got what you wanted. 966 01:14:49,884 --> 01:14:52,173 Honey, it's not like that. 967 01:14:53,263 --> 01:14:57,971 Look, Uncle Joe and l, we talked. l mean, we really talked. 968 01:14:58,183 --> 01:15:01,683 He's been in Washington. Some military contract. 969 01:15:01,896 --> 01:15:07,318 - Oh, yeah? - We're going to go and see his attorneys. 970 01:15:07,527 --> 01:15:10,979 From now on, honey, l'm going to be responsible for him. 971 01:15:11,197 --> 01:15:15,491 l'm gonna be here with him, and...you know. 972 01:15:18,663 --> 01:15:20,703 Rich. 973 01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:25,992 - What about the deal with your cousins? - My cousins are animals! 974 01:15:26,212 --> 01:15:29,130 They would put him in a home if they could. 975 01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:31,583 l'll take care of their children, 976 01:15:31,802 --> 01:15:35,253 you know, give each kid like a scholarship or something, 977 01:15:35,473 --> 01:15:37,927 but my cousins don't deserve anything. 978 01:15:38,141 --> 01:15:41,308 - You bastard! - Frank, no! 979 01:15:41,519 --> 01:15:44,805 - Whatever happened to ''Hello''? - We heard every word. 980 01:15:45,024 --> 01:15:47,479 - Did you listen at my door? - Always. 981 01:15:47,693 --> 01:15:51,939 - l had no idea how sick you guys were. - Come spend a day with us. 982 01:15:52,155 --> 01:15:55,073 - l'd rather shove this up my ass. - l'll do it. 983 01:15:55,283 --> 01:16:01,572 - You're playing a lone hand, huh? - l never agreed to anything with you. 984 01:16:02,499 --> 01:16:05,666 l only said l'd see how things were with my uncle. 985 01:16:05,877 --> 01:16:08,499 l saw, and it made me sick. 986 01:16:08,714 --> 01:16:14,384 - You bastard. - l like it better from her. lt's the accent. 987 01:16:14,595 --> 01:16:17,881 - l thought l'd find you together. - We're not together. 988 01:16:18,098 --> 01:16:20,137 Right. 989 01:16:21,727 --> 01:16:25,226 Do you know, l thought you were different than the others. 990 01:16:25,439 --> 01:16:27,765 But you're exactly the same. 991 01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:31,815 l am looking out for my uncle, OK? For his welfare. 992 01:16:32,029 --> 01:16:35,113 Bullshit. They were willing to wait until he died. 993 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:37,482 But you're going to eat him raw. 994 01:16:37,701 --> 01:16:41,699 - Wait. Danny is not like that. - Try to remember something, OK? 995 01:16:41,914 --> 01:16:44,370 ln the long run, nobody likes a tease. 996 01:16:44,584 --> 01:16:48,795 You are a cheap, chiselling, low-life hustler. 997 01:16:49,005 --> 01:16:52,539 - [Carl] You said it! - Well, it takes one to spot one. 998 01:16:58,431 --> 01:17:00,258 - Stop it! - Great! 999 01:17:00,474 --> 01:17:04,555 Now you stop it, after she gets in a shot. 1000 01:17:05,730 --> 01:17:10,938 l'll give you half a million dollars to leave. Cash. Soon as l get the money. 1001 01:17:11,153 --> 01:17:14,069 Better than delivering pizza, even in a good year. 1002 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:19,406 She gets that and we get a couple of lousy scholarships? That's not fair! 1003 01:17:19,619 --> 01:17:23,569 No, l will give you half a million dollars and you leave. 1004 01:17:23,790 --> 01:17:26,957 You'll give me half a million? l'm getting it all! 1005 01:17:27,168 --> 01:17:30,952 He sees right through you. You're a walking fish-tank, baby. 1006 01:17:31,173 --> 01:17:35,041 - You and your tan tushy can... - l'll sleep with him. 1007 01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:38,674 What? 1008 01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:44,014 - What, you're...you're gonna...? - As soon as he gets back from work. 1009 01:17:44,227 --> 01:17:46,897 l'll give him a right good one. 1010 01:17:48,107 --> 01:17:50,349 You... See, it wouldn't... 1011 01:17:50,568 --> 01:17:54,435 He wouldn't be interested in that. lt wouldn't even matter. 1012 01:17:54,655 --> 01:17:58,439 lt'll matter. l'll make it matter. 1013 01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:08,915 # Inka dinka doo # 1014 01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:13,331 Molly. 1015 01:18:13,549 --> 01:18:17,250 Do you know that both of my daughters are named Molly? 1016 01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:19,675 Oh, God. 1017 01:18:19,888 --> 01:18:21,928 Oh, God. 1018 01:18:26,103 --> 01:18:29,852 Oh, God. You think she'll do it? 1019 01:18:31,109 --> 01:18:32,353 Yes, l do. 1020 01:18:32,568 --> 01:18:36,483 You've given her no choice. She'll do it just to beat you. 1021 01:18:36,697 --> 01:18:40,648 Oh, Jesus. You think it'll work? 1022 01:18:42,287 --> 01:18:44,743 A young girl with a body like that? 1023 01:18:44,956 --> 01:18:49,333 There'll be nothing left of him but a smile and an old hat. 1024 01:19:03,099 --> 01:19:05,673 Welcome home, Joe. 1025 01:19:10,399 --> 01:19:12,437 Hello, Molly. 1026 01:19:16,654 --> 01:19:18,694 [inaudible] 1027 01:19:19,449 --> 01:19:22,236 l'm tired. l'm going upstairs. 1028 01:19:24,163 --> 01:19:25,158 Uncle Joe! 1029 01:19:30,460 --> 01:19:31,456 Wait! 1030 01:19:31,670 --> 01:19:34,375 Sir, will you need my assistance? 1031 01:19:34,589 --> 01:19:37,959 No, Molly will assist me. 1032 01:19:39,219 --> 01:19:41,841 Oh, l see. Very good, sir. 1033 01:19:43,057 --> 01:19:45,345 Let's go. 1034 01:19:49,939 --> 01:19:54,066 Sir? May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs? 1035 01:19:54,276 --> 01:19:56,352 Not now, Douglas. 1036 01:20:00,449 --> 01:20:03,236 Goodbye, sir. 1037 01:20:03,453 --> 01:20:06,406 Uncle Joe, wait! Please wait. 1038 01:20:06,622 --> 01:20:10,999 - l have a surprise for you. - Danny, don't. 1039 01:20:13,838 --> 01:20:14,917 Up we go. 1040 01:20:18,343 --> 01:20:21,012 His face! Did you see it? 1041 01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:24,091 l've never been in one of these before. 1042 01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:26,642 [Uncle Joe] Hang on! 1043 01:20:33,608 --> 01:20:35,849 Molly, let me say something. 1044 01:20:36,069 --> 01:20:39,852 No. Don't say anything. 1045 01:20:41,450 --> 01:20:45,613 - A little young for you, ain't she, Joe? - Who's there? 1046 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:52,074 Hi, Joe. lt's been a long time. 1047 01:20:53,086 --> 01:20:57,214 - lt's Daniel. - Daniel? 1048 01:21:01,135 --> 01:21:07,257 - What are you...? You got so old. - You're no Monet yourself. 1049 01:21:10,020 --> 01:21:13,435 Molly, this is my cousin Daniel. Danny's father. 1050 01:21:15,066 --> 01:21:18,601 Danny asked me to come. He's got a real regard for you. 1051 01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:24,242 He made me think that maybe things are different than the way l remember them. 1052 01:21:24,451 --> 01:21:28,034 But they're not, are they? lt's still the same. 1053 01:21:28,246 --> 01:21:32,742 God, this place still stinks from greed. 1054 01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:35,332 Those who have it... 1055 01:21:36,505 --> 01:21:38,712 and those who want it. 1056 01:21:46,181 --> 01:21:47,675 Dad! 1057 01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:54,053 - Hello, Daniel. - You came! That was great of you. 1058 01:21:55,065 --> 01:21:57,390 - l'm leaving. - What? 1059 01:21:57,610 --> 01:22:00,611 God. They're all still here. 1060 01:22:00,821 --> 01:22:05,698 First your parents, now you. He'll outlive your children and leave them nothing. 1061 01:22:05,911 --> 01:22:07,487 You wanna lighten up? 1062 01:22:07,703 --> 01:22:12,032 You know who ruins this world? The greedy. That's it. 1063 01:22:13,417 --> 01:22:17,083 They have it. l want it. l have it. l want more. 1064 01:22:17,297 --> 01:22:20,630 That's the real pollution. Greed. 1065 01:22:23,177 --> 01:22:25,585 You know who l think ruins the world? 1066 01:22:25,805 --> 01:22:31,262 Pompous, self-righteous, holier-than-thou middle-aged fanatics in pony-tails 1067 01:22:31,477 --> 01:22:34,395 who give away their kids' toys! 1068 01:22:36,774 --> 01:22:40,393 - He's got you too, huh? - No, he doesn't have me. 1069 01:22:40,612 --> 01:22:43,946 - Can't the truth be in between? - No! 1070 01:22:44,157 --> 01:22:46,944 One way is all right, one way is all wrong. 1071 01:22:47,159 --> 01:22:49,532 His way or my way. Pick. 1072 01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:51,121 - Dad. - Pick! 1073 01:22:56,378 --> 01:22:58,704 - You are just so... - Pick! 1074 01:23:02,175 --> 01:23:04,962 All right, then l pick him. 1075 01:23:07,514 --> 01:23:11,464 At least he doesn't take himself so goddamn seriously. 1076 01:23:42,508 --> 01:23:44,465 l'm leaving. 1077 01:23:46,345 --> 01:23:48,338 Why? 1078 01:23:49,474 --> 01:23:54,716 l can't believe l was almost going to screw the old boy for money. 1079 01:23:55,938 --> 01:23:59,521 l suppose maybe l've always been here for the money. 1080 01:23:59,733 --> 01:24:02,604 Christ, l make myself sick. 1081 01:24:02,821 --> 01:24:05,145 l have to get out of here. 1082 01:24:06,366 --> 01:24:07,942 l understand. 1083 01:24:09,619 --> 01:24:12,738 You'll take care of him, won't you? 1084 01:24:13,498 --> 01:24:15,241 Of course. 1085 01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:19,326 You're not going to put him in a home? 1086 01:24:19,546 --> 01:24:20,624 Never. 1087 01:24:24,258 --> 01:24:26,168 Bye. 1088 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:42,146 Hey. You OK? 1089 01:24:43,779 --> 01:24:44,942 Yeah. 1090 01:24:46,157 --> 01:24:50,782 God, that was some scene with your father. l just... 1091 01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:55,032 What? 1092 01:24:57,042 --> 01:24:58,786 That wasn't my father. 1093 01:25:01,045 --> 01:25:03,583 What? 1094 01:25:03,798 --> 01:25:08,377 That was an actor. My father wouldn't come here on a bet. 1095 01:25:11,015 --> 01:25:13,968 - So you just...? - lt was my only shot, honey. 1096 01:25:14,184 --> 01:25:17,802 He wanted me to pick him over my father. 1097 01:25:18,021 --> 01:25:20,691 Yes, and you said you never would. 1098 01:25:20,899 --> 01:25:24,732 l didn't. l picked him over an actor. 1099 01:25:27,073 --> 01:25:29,479 - Don't touch me. - What? 1100 01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:32,784 - Hey. Come on. What's the matter? - Danny. 1101 01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:36,162 You dropped your compass in the woods and you're lost. 1102 01:25:36,373 --> 01:25:37,999 l'm not lost. 1103 01:25:38,209 --> 01:25:42,586 - You don't see how sick this is? - No! 1104 01:25:42,796 --> 01:25:47,874 - Who got hurt? - The truth got hurt. OK? 1105 01:25:48,094 --> 01:25:52,092 lntegrity, self-respect, decent human behaviour got hurt. 1106 01:25:52,306 --> 01:25:56,434 l will be good to him. Tell me who else will be as good. 1107 01:25:56,643 --> 01:26:00,179 - That's not the point. - No, that is the point. 1108 01:26:01,399 --> 01:26:05,895 We've been through a lot together and l think l've been pretty loyal. 1109 01:26:06,112 --> 01:26:08,602 Honey, you've been great. 1110 01:26:08,822 --> 01:26:13,818 But if you touch one cent of your uncle's money, we're through. 1111 01:26:15,413 --> 01:26:17,786 - What are you, crazy? - l mean it. 1112 01:26:17,999 --> 01:26:22,660 lf you take any of that money, l will have no respect for you. 1113 01:26:22,879 --> 01:26:26,461 Jesus! You sound like my father. 1114 01:26:26,674 --> 01:26:31,384 No, l sound like the actor who played your father. Enjoy your money. 1115 01:26:38,019 --> 01:26:40,344 - Daniel McTeague Junior. - Here. 1116 01:26:44,777 --> 01:26:48,644 Your great-uncle has chosen, for reasons l assume he's explained, 1117 01:26:48,863 --> 01:26:51,021 to transfer to you all his assets, 1118 01:26:51,241 --> 01:26:56,484 including full control of his commercial, personal and financial affairs. 1119 01:26:56,706 --> 01:26:59,576 My boy. My good boy. 1120 01:27:00,709 --> 01:27:05,834 l would like to give you a full picture of your great-uncle's holdings. 1121 01:27:06,047 --> 01:27:10,378 The McTeague Scrap Metal Company, comprising scrapyards, trucking... 1122 01:27:10,594 --> 01:27:12,219 Excuse me. 1123 01:27:14,223 --> 01:27:18,517 Uncle Joe, there's something l'd like to explain to you. 1124 01:27:20,479 --> 01:27:24,477 First of all, when l came to your birthday party that time, 1125 01:27:24,692 --> 01:27:30,030 l had no idea this was going to happen. l wasn't after your money. 1126 01:27:30,238 --> 01:27:34,189 l know that. That's why l love you. 1127 01:27:39,790 --> 01:27:42,660 Joe. l have to tell you something. 1128 01:27:42,876 --> 01:27:44,251 What? 1129 01:27:46,172 --> 01:27:47,714 l'm... 1130 01:27:49,258 --> 01:27:52,212 going to take such good care of you. 1131 01:27:54,306 --> 01:27:56,594 You're a good boy. 1132 01:27:57,850 --> 01:28:00,009 ls that it? 1133 01:28:00,937 --> 01:28:03,475 - Yeah. - Well, that was lovely. 1134 01:28:04,190 --> 01:28:08,519 As l was saying, the McTeague Scrap Metal Company, comprising... 1135 01:28:08,735 --> 01:28:13,482 - Stop! Sign nothing! - What the hell is this? 1136 01:28:13,699 --> 01:28:16,736 Oh, my, my, my. 1137 01:28:16,954 --> 01:28:19,409 lf deceit has a name, it's his name! 1138 01:28:25,253 --> 01:28:30,794 Daniel, is it true? ls everything these gerbils have been telling me true? 1139 01:28:34,846 --> 01:28:36,885 Dad. 1140 01:28:37,098 --> 01:28:38,094 Dad? 1141 01:28:38,308 --> 01:28:41,891 Yes, Dad. Daniel McTeague Senior, his father. 1142 01:28:42,104 --> 01:28:47,099 His real father, not the actor he hired to come to your house last night. 1143 01:28:48,194 --> 01:28:50,020 Danny. 1144 01:28:52,989 --> 01:28:55,563 They told me that, Daniel. 1145 01:28:58,329 --> 01:29:00,286 ls it true? 1146 01:29:02,082 --> 01:29:04,538 Yeah. lt's true. 1147 01:29:06,837 --> 01:29:13,374 You hired an actor to pretend he was me, and then pretended to fight with him? 1148 01:29:13,594 --> 01:29:17,342 And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me? 1149 01:29:17,556 --> 01:29:21,340 Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of bad. 1150 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:26,389 l know we've had our differences. And l know you think l'm strange. 1151 01:29:26,608 --> 01:29:28,564 No. No, Dad. 1152 01:29:28,775 --> 01:29:32,608 l am. But l've always respected you, Daniel. Always. 1153 01:29:32,821 --> 01:29:35,739 l've always felt you had real character. 1154 01:29:35,950 --> 01:29:37,195 Ha-ha! 1155 01:29:40,121 --> 01:29:42,825 - Does money mean this much to you? - No. 1156 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:46,124 l didn't go and see Uncle Joe for the money. 1157 01:29:46,335 --> 01:29:51,875 We made a deal. lf he kept the money in the family, he'd get a cut. Right? 1158 01:29:52,091 --> 01:29:54,629 - Yes, but... - Then he double-crossed us. 1159 01:29:54,845 --> 01:29:57,928 Because they're scum! They're greedy! 1160 01:29:58,139 --> 01:30:01,639 We're greedy? We were willing to share. 1161 01:30:02,810 --> 01:30:04,389 Dad. 1162 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:10,900 l don't know what happened. l just got...sucked in. 1163 01:30:11,110 --> 01:30:15,322 First one thing didn't seem wrong, then another, until... 1164 01:30:15,532 --> 01:30:17,940 Nothing seemed wrong. 1165 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:21,077 l know. That's why l left. 1166 01:30:35,302 --> 01:30:39,346 - How are you, Joe? - l'm still eating grapes. 1167 01:31:02,871 --> 01:31:05,956 - Uncle Joe. - Save it. 1168 01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:12,792 OK, Joe. Bare knuckles, toe to toe. We've spent 20 years eating your shit 1169 01:31:13,007 --> 01:31:17,086 and saying, ''Mm! What a cook.'' No more. We've hired attorneys. 1170 01:31:17,302 --> 01:31:20,968 lf we don't get our share, we'll get you declared incompetent. 1171 01:31:21,182 --> 01:31:23,803 And we'll win, because we found out things. 1172 01:31:24,018 --> 01:31:27,102 You've got toys in the attic. Broken toys. 1173 01:31:27,814 --> 01:31:31,977 And we'll hammer on you until you cave in. Understand? 1174 01:31:32,192 --> 01:31:35,442 - Or is your mind already gone? - All right! 1175 01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:41,369 Sit down. All of you. 1176 01:31:42,495 --> 01:31:44,321 - Uncle Joe... - Quiet. 1177 01:31:55,092 --> 01:31:57,083 Go ahead. 1178 01:31:57,302 --> 01:32:00,468 As l was saying before the circus came to town, 1179 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,839 your uncle's holdings at their peak 1180 01:32:03,058 --> 01:32:08,349 held a net - net, mind you - financial value of just under $25 million. 1181 01:32:12,275 --> 01:32:16,225 At the moment, however, he is $95,000 in debt. 1182 01:32:25,621 --> 01:32:30,201 - Wait a minute. He's...? - ln debt beyond the value of his assets. 1183 01:32:35,257 --> 01:32:38,127 The room, is it doing this? 1184 01:32:40,095 --> 01:32:43,345 l fear this has come as a shock to you. 1185 01:32:43,557 --> 01:32:48,897 No. Shitting a sailboat, that's a shock. This is a fucking catastrophe! 1186 01:32:49,813 --> 01:32:53,313 The trip to Washington was not for a military contract. 1187 01:32:53,525 --> 01:32:58,353 lt was to work out an arrangement with the lRS to keep Joe out of jail. 1188 01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:02,866 That has been accomplished, but everything is lost. 1189 01:33:03,076 --> 01:33:07,240 Plus some arrangement must be made for the 95,000. 1190 01:33:11,585 --> 01:33:15,037 How the hell do you lose $25 million? 1191 01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:17,756 lt's easier than you think. 1192 01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:22,675 l overextended, made loans, some claims the government wouldn't allow. 1193 01:33:22,889 --> 01:33:26,554 - The penalties were... - Hold it. l don't believe this. 1194 01:33:26,767 --> 01:33:29,602 lt's another one of his tricks. A little test! 1195 01:33:29,812 --> 01:33:32,434 l will put you in touch with the lRS. 1196 01:33:32,648 --> 01:33:37,145 They'll give you a full accounting and a brochure for the auction. 1197 01:33:37,361 --> 01:33:41,573 - Auction? - They're taking my home. 1198 01:33:41,783 --> 01:33:44,737 Damn it! Stupid, stupid! 1199 01:33:44,952 --> 01:33:49,200 We played along! We should've stepped in five years ago! 1200 01:33:49,415 --> 01:33:51,492 Two would have been enough. 1201 01:33:51,710 --> 01:33:54,545 You stupid, pathetic old man. 1202 01:33:54,755 --> 01:33:57,375 Goddamn it! One more word out of you, 1203 01:33:57,590 --> 01:34:01,919 l'll kick your ass so high up you'll take off your shirt to shit! 1204 01:34:02,136 --> 01:34:04,046 Come on. 1205 01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:06,637 Come on, bowling boy! 1206 01:34:09,977 --> 01:34:12,184 Stop it! 1207 01:34:12,397 --> 01:34:14,436 Frank, cut it out! 1208 01:34:20,072 --> 01:34:24,401 - Stop! l've got a metal plate in my head. - You do? 1209 01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:26,409 No! 1210 01:34:28,037 --> 01:34:32,036 - That's enough. - Get security to the conference room. 1211 01:34:32,251 --> 01:34:35,252 That's enough. Get over here. 1212 01:34:36,422 --> 01:34:38,330 Meathead! 1213 01:34:38,548 --> 01:34:41,086 You're insane, you know that? 1214 01:34:41,301 --> 01:34:45,299 Me? For five years, l begged you, let's put him in a home! 1215 01:34:45,514 --> 01:34:50,756 No, you didn't want to. You didn't have the balls! None of you have any balls! 1216 01:34:52,270 --> 01:34:53,551 Frank? 1217 01:34:53,772 --> 01:34:56,524 l've been waiting to do this a long time. 1218 01:35:03,532 --> 01:35:04,943 Stop it. 1219 01:35:05,159 --> 01:35:06,819 Come on. 1220 01:35:07,036 --> 01:35:10,322 - l want them out of here! - lt's all right! 1221 01:35:15,461 --> 01:35:17,453 We were... 1222 01:35:17,671 --> 01:35:20,293 We were just leaving, anyway. 1223 01:35:21,175 --> 01:35:23,796 - What do we do now? - Nothing! 1224 01:35:24,012 --> 01:35:27,381 We wait around and dance at his funeral. 1225 01:35:50,997 --> 01:35:53,120 You're still here. 1226 01:35:55,085 --> 01:35:58,916 How long have you known you were broke? 1227 01:35:59,130 --> 01:36:01,668 About a year. 1228 01:36:01,883 --> 01:36:03,508 A year. 1229 01:36:03,719 --> 01:36:10,255 So this whole time you were...what? Schmucking with me? Every second. 1230 01:36:10,475 --> 01:36:13,642 Danny, please, l had to find out, 1231 01:36:13,853 --> 01:36:17,554 to know who'd care for me when they knew l had nothing. 1232 01:36:17,774 --> 01:36:22,935 And care will be required. Your uncle's condition is degenerative, 1233 01:36:23,155 --> 01:36:27,152 and whoever assumes control over his finances 1234 01:36:27,367 --> 01:36:29,823 must oversee the liquidation of his assets, 1235 01:36:30,037 --> 01:36:32,742 be responsible for the outstanding balance, 1236 01:36:32,956 --> 01:36:35,412 and, of course, there's our bill. 1237 01:36:35,626 --> 01:36:38,412 We will need you to sign these papers. 1238 01:36:38,628 --> 01:36:41,036 lf you'd just told me the truth. 1239 01:36:43,592 --> 01:36:47,507 l mean, l'm not saying l'm a perfect guy or anything, 1240 01:36:47,722 --> 01:36:53,344 but then maybe l could have felt some compassion, some responsibility. 1241 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:55,802 Just the truth! 1242 01:36:57,481 --> 01:37:01,693 The truth is, l'm an old guy. l'm broke. l need help. 1243 01:37:01,903 --> 01:37:04,654 Not now! Then. 1244 01:37:05,739 --> 01:37:07,981 Now's no good. 1245 01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,952 Now's too late. 1246 01:37:11,161 --> 01:37:14,366 l crawled. l begged. 1247 01:37:16,334 --> 01:37:18,907 l lost my girlfriend. 1248 01:37:20,462 --> 01:37:22,918 l hate that you did this. 1249 01:37:24,342 --> 01:37:28,210 Danny, l had to. l had to find out who loved me. 1250 01:37:28,430 --> 01:37:32,379 - Who... - Nobody. Nobody loved you. 1251 01:37:34,268 --> 01:37:35,597 Why should they? 1252 01:37:38,064 --> 01:37:43,937 What's there to love? What about you is there to love? 1253 01:38:03,715 --> 01:38:08,592 l want a camera on the kid's father when the kid's shooting the free throws. 1254 01:38:08,804 --> 01:38:12,932 lf he misses, the expression on the dad's face is another Emmy. 1255 01:38:13,141 --> 01:38:15,180 Find the dad. 1256 01:38:18,022 --> 01:38:21,106 - Mike, go back. - Hey! 1257 01:38:22,693 --> 01:38:25,230 - Stop! - Girlie, if you don't sit down... 1258 01:38:25,445 --> 01:38:28,019 Will you shut up a second? 1259 01:38:32,203 --> 01:38:34,326 [man] l'll meet you over there. 1260 01:38:46,718 --> 01:38:49,255 What happened? 1261 01:38:49,471 --> 01:38:51,758 Uncle Joe was broke. 1262 01:38:51,972 --> 01:38:54,545 - Come on. - Broke. 1263 01:38:54,767 --> 01:38:59,145 No, not just broke. ln debt. 1264 01:38:59,355 --> 01:39:04,232 Everybody pushing and shoving, and all the time the trough was empty. 1265 01:39:08,531 --> 01:39:12,066 When did l get so obsessed with money? 1266 01:39:12,284 --> 01:39:14,610 When did that happen? 1267 01:39:15,705 --> 01:39:19,240 l mean, you've known me for years. l was never like that. 1268 01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:21,285 Was l? 1269 01:39:21,502 --> 01:39:23,377 No. 1270 01:39:27,634 --> 01:39:31,797 - What's going to happen to him? - Uncle Joe? 1271 01:39:32,013 --> 01:39:35,097 l assume my cousins will hang him. 1272 01:39:35,308 --> 01:39:37,182 No, really. 1273 01:39:38,895 --> 01:39:40,852 Really. 1274 01:39:42,107 --> 01:39:45,357 l don't know. l don't care. 1275 01:39:46,570 --> 01:39:47,850 You don't? 1276 01:39:48,071 --> 01:39:51,522 Allow me to face up to it. l wasn't there for him. 1277 01:39:51,741 --> 01:39:54,114 l was there for the money, boom. 1278 01:39:55,537 --> 01:40:00,246 That time when he told you how scared he was to go into a home? 1279 01:40:00,458 --> 01:40:03,662 You told me you felt sorry for him. 1280 01:40:03,878 --> 01:40:05,836 l did. 1281 01:40:06,506 --> 01:40:10,551 But don't you see? lt was an act. He was putting on an act. 1282 01:40:10,761 --> 01:40:14,425 - Anybody would have felt sorry for him. - Even your cousins? 1283 01:40:20,771 --> 01:40:23,772 [workman] Make sure you get plenty of padding on there! 1284 01:40:25,150 --> 01:40:27,309 Put it in last. 1285 01:40:31,741 --> 01:40:33,983 Douglas. Douglas. 1286 01:40:34,869 --> 01:40:36,363 Where's Uncle Joe? 1287 01:40:36,579 --> 01:40:41,573 l couldn't say, sir. l'm no longer in your uncle's employ. 1288 01:40:41,792 --> 01:40:44,828 - What? - He can no longer pay my wages. 1289 01:40:46,046 --> 01:40:49,084 Wages? Don't you care what happens to him? 1290 01:40:50,259 --> 01:40:53,628 Very droll, sir. Most amusing, sir. 1291 01:40:53,887 --> 01:40:58,217 - Watch your back. Coming through. - Where is he, in a nursing home? 1292 01:40:58,434 --> 01:41:00,972 Out of the question. He can't afford it. 1293 01:41:01,188 --> 01:41:05,481 Hey. What...? What's he going to do? 1294 01:41:05,691 --> 01:41:10,649 He can go dance the hully-gully for all l care. Good day, sir. 1295 01:41:37,057 --> 01:41:40,889 [doctor being paged over tannoy] 1296 01:41:47,692 --> 01:41:49,815 Where's your hat? 1297 01:41:51,279 --> 01:41:54,364 Went in the auction. A buck's a buck. 1298 01:41:54,575 --> 01:42:00,031 Your lawyer told me you were here. What are you doing in the hospital? 1299 01:42:00,247 --> 01:42:02,655 l didn't feel good, stupid. 1300 01:42:02,874 --> 01:42:06,540 - But a county ward? - lt's all l can afford. 1301 01:42:07,629 --> 01:42:13,133 lronic, huh? l'm right back where my mother left me. 1302 01:42:13,343 --> 01:42:18,254 You call me stupid. Work your way up from nothing, from the street, 1303 01:42:18,766 --> 01:42:21,436 you piss it all away. 1304 01:42:21,644 --> 01:42:23,636 Did you just come to cheer me up, or what? 1305 01:42:25,564 --> 01:42:29,229 - Come on. Where's all your crap? - Huh? 1306 01:42:29,443 --> 01:42:33,061 Your stuff. They didn't bring you in naked, did they? 1307 01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:36,697 - ln my bag. - All right, come on, let's go. 1308 01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:42,323 - Where? - What, suddenly you're particular? 1309 01:42:43,416 --> 01:42:45,657 You're coming with me. 1310 01:42:52,008 --> 01:42:57,215 Robin and l are getting married. We decided to adopt you. 1311 01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:03,515 - You and Robin...? - We wanted to start a family anyway. 1312 01:43:03,729 --> 01:43:06,764 At least this way we know what we're getting. 1313 01:43:10,402 --> 01:43:14,898 Signed you up for Little League. Don't embarrass me. 1314 01:43:23,456 --> 01:43:25,366 My son. 1315 01:43:53,403 --> 01:43:56,738 Okey-doke. Watch your fingers. 1316 01:43:56,949 --> 01:44:00,115 Hi, honey, l'm home! Look what the stork brought us. 1317 01:44:00,326 --> 01:44:02,865 - Hi, Uncle Joe. - Hello, Robin. 1318 01:44:04,539 --> 01:44:07,410 Danny bought me a hat. 1319 01:44:07,627 --> 01:44:09,666 Smart choice. 1320 01:44:10,755 --> 01:44:15,713 Well, this is my place, and l think we'll all be very comfortable here. 1321 01:44:17,386 --> 01:44:19,924 - Would you like to see your room? - Sure. 1322 01:44:20,139 --> 01:44:22,926 - Great. - Here we go. 1323 01:44:29,648 --> 01:44:35,272 There's a bed coming, and furniture. We can squeeze this stuff into our room. 1324 01:44:35,488 --> 01:44:39,983 - What do you think? - l don't like it. 1325 01:44:40,201 --> 01:44:44,744 - Robin went to a lot of trouble here. - Sorry. l don't like it. 1326 01:44:46,874 --> 01:44:51,418 Well...we could trade rooms. 1327 01:44:51,630 --> 01:44:53,752 Come here. 1328 01:45:03,182 --> 01:45:08,140 Danny and l will stay in there and you can have this room. How about that? 1329 01:45:11,608 --> 01:45:14,443 l don't like it. 1330 01:45:14,653 --> 01:45:18,817 lt's probably temporary. ln a year or so, Danny and l will buy a house. 1331 01:45:19,032 --> 01:45:20,525 l won't like it. 1332 01:45:22,369 --> 01:45:24,906 He's great, isn't he? 1333 01:45:25,122 --> 01:45:27,874 He's like corn that gets stuck in your teeth. 1334 01:45:28,083 --> 01:45:31,452 You keep sucking on it to get it out but you can't! 1335 01:45:35,673 --> 01:45:39,292 l'd like to go back to my mansion. l love my mansion. 1336 01:45:41,847 --> 01:45:43,721 Oh, God. 1337 01:45:46,559 --> 01:45:49,097 Try to understand, OK? 1338 01:45:51,648 --> 01:45:52,644 lt's gone. 1339 01:45:55,319 --> 01:45:57,811 Everything is gone. 1340 01:45:58,030 --> 01:46:02,608 You don't have your house. You don't have your money. 1341 01:46:02,826 --> 01:46:07,572 You don't have the scrapyard. You don't even have your hat. 1342 01:46:20,511 --> 01:46:23,084 Look out the window. 1343 01:46:23,305 --> 01:46:25,346 Go ahead. 1344 01:46:50,709 --> 01:46:55,121 - You're not broke, are you, Uncle Joe? - l am richer than shit. 1345 01:46:58,216 --> 01:47:04,385 Your attorneys, them hauling your furniture out...you sitting in that ward? 1346 01:47:04,598 --> 01:47:09,758 You put on a show for me. The lawyers and l put on a show for you. 1347 01:47:09,978 --> 01:47:13,263 l knew that guy wasn't your father. Think l'm an idiot? 1348 01:47:13,481 --> 01:47:17,182 And do you think l'm stupid enough to lose my money? 1349 01:47:17,402 --> 01:47:21,150 But why? l mean, why would you make something like that up? 1350 01:47:21,364 --> 01:47:26,074 l had to know who really loves me, huh? 1351 01:47:28,663 --> 01:47:31,914 l found Molly. l like her, she's a nice kid. 1352 01:47:32,960 --> 01:47:35,284 Well, shall we go? 1353 01:47:36,879 --> 01:47:39,086 l want you two to live with me. 1354 01:47:39,299 --> 01:47:43,297 Not just live with me. Whatever l own, you own. 1355 01:47:43,512 --> 01:47:46,633 What's mine is yours. Ready? 1356 01:47:48,225 --> 01:47:51,974 - l don't know what to say. lt's... - No. No, wait, no! 1357 01:47:52,187 --> 01:47:55,224 You can't do this to people. 1358 01:47:55,441 --> 01:48:00,399 You can't lie and fake and manipulate. l won't accept that. 1359 01:48:00,612 --> 01:48:04,824 - So you don't want to live with me? - You didn't let me finish. 1360 01:48:06,493 --> 01:48:11,405 Just this once, l'm going to let you off with a warning. 1361 01:48:13,251 --> 01:48:14,910 Thank you. 1362 01:48:15,127 --> 01:48:20,169 But you got to promise us, no more deception. 1363 01:48:20,382 --> 01:48:23,717 No more games. No more lies. 1364 01:48:24,804 --> 01:48:27,175 You promise? 1365 01:48:27,390 --> 01:48:31,138 l promise. Now, come on, let's go. 1366 01:48:45,366 --> 01:48:48,616 # The best things in life are free 1367 01:48:49,028 --> 01:48:52,030 # But you can keep them For the birds and bees 1368 01:48:52,240 --> 01:48:55,489 # Now give me money That's what I want 1369 01:48:55,701 --> 01:48:59,402 # That's what I want That's what I want 1370 01:48:59,622 --> 01:49:03,750 # That's what I want, yeah 1371 01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:06,582 # That's what I want 1372 01:49:08,005 --> 01:49:11,209 # Your lovin' gives me a thrill 1373 01:49:11,426 --> 01:49:14,343 # But your lovin' don't pay my bills 1374 01:49:14,554 --> 01:49:17,840 # Now give me money That's what I want 1375 01:49:18,058 --> 01:49:21,675 # That's what I want That's what I want 1376 01:49:21,895 --> 01:49:25,975 # That's what I want, yeah 1377 01:49:26,191 --> 01:49:28,978 # That's what I want 1378 01:49:30,321 --> 01:49:33,654 # Money don't get everything it's true 1379 01:49:33,865 --> 01:49:36,700 # What it don't get, I can't use 1380 01:49:36,910 --> 01:49:40,244 # Now give me money That's what I want 1381 01:49:40,455 --> 01:49:43,991 # That's what I want That's what I want 1382 01:49:44,209 --> 01:49:48,289 # That's what I want, yeah 1383 01:49:48,505 --> 01:49:50,830 # That's what I want 1384 01:49:51,049 --> 01:49:53,256 # Aah, now give me money 1385 01:50:07,441 --> 01:50:10,775 # Money don't get everything it's true 1386 01:50:10,987 --> 01:50:14,237 # What it don't get, I can't use 1387 01:50:14,447 --> 01:50:17,448 # Oh, I want money That's what I want 1388 01:50:17,660 --> 01:50:21,360 # That's what I, that's what I want That's what I want 1389 01:50:21,580 --> 01:50:25,495 # That's what I want, yeah 1390 01:50:25,709 --> 01:50:28,117 # That's what I want 1391 01:50:28,336 --> 01:50:32,381 # Yeah, give me money That's what I want 1392 01:50:32,592 --> 01:50:36,210 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1393 01:50:36,429 --> 01:50:39,798 # I wanna be free That's what I want 1394 01:50:40,016 --> 01:50:43,681 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1395 01:50:43,895 --> 01:50:47,893 # That's what I want, yeah 1396 01:50:48,107 --> 01:50:52,355 # That's what I want That's, that's what I want now 1397 01:50:53,488 --> 01:50:56,061 # What I want Oh, money 1398 01:50:56,282 --> 01:51:01,490 # That's what I want Oh, give me some of that money 1399 01:51:01,705 --> 01:51:05,750 # That's what I want That's what I want 1400 01:51:05,959 --> 01:51:10,122 # That's what I want, yeah 1401 01:51:10,338 --> 01:51:13,340 # That's what I want 1402 01:51:14,425 --> 01:51:17,676 # Money don't get everything it's true 1403 01:51:17,888 --> 01:51:21,421 # Ooh, that's what I want 1404 01:51:21,641 --> 01:51:24,891 # Money don't get everything it's true 1405 01:51:25,103 --> 01:51:28,307 # Ooh, what I want 1406 01:51:28,524 --> 01:51:32,522 # That's what I want, yeah 1407 01:51:32,737 --> 01:51:35,309 # That's what I want 1408 01:51:35,780 --> 01:51:39,316 # Give me money That's what I want 1409 01:51:39,535 --> 01:51:43,034 # A lot of money That's what I want 1410 01:51:43,247 --> 01:51:46,581 # Give me money That's what I want 1411 01:51:46,792 --> 01:51:50,410 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1412 01:51:50,629 --> 01:51:54,579 # That's what I want, yeah 1413 01:51:54,800 --> 01:51:58,169 # That's what I want # 1414 01:48:48,828 --> 01:48:51,830 # But you can keep them For the birds and bees 1415 01:48:52,040 --> 01:48:55,289 # Now give me money That's what I want 1416 01:48:55,501 --> 01:48:59,202 # That's what I want That's what I want 1417 01:48:59,422 --> 01:49:03,550 # That's what I want, yeah 1418 01:49:03,760 --> 01:49:06,382 # That's what I want 1419 01:49:07,805 --> 01:49:11,009 # Your lovin' gives me a thrill 1420 01:49:11,226 --> 01:49:14,143 # But your lovin' don't pay my bills 1421 01:49:14,354 --> 01:49:17,640 # Now give me money That's what I want 1422 01:49:17,858 --> 01:49:21,475 # That's what I want That's what I want 1423 01:49:21,695 --> 01:49:25,775 # That's what I want, yeah 1424 01:49:25,991 --> 01:49:28,778 # That's what I want 1425 01:49:30,121 --> 01:49:33,454 # Money don't get everything it's true 1426 01:49:33,665 --> 01:49:36,500 # What it don't get, I can't use 1427 01:49:36,710 --> 01:49:40,044 # Now give me money That's what I want 1428 01:49:40,255 --> 01:49:43,791 # That's what I want That's what I want 1429 01:49:44,009 --> 01:49:48,089 # That's what I want, yeah 1430 01:49:48,305 --> 01:49:50,630 # That's what I want 1431 01:49:50,849 --> 01:49:53,056 # Aah, now give me money 1432 01:50:07,241 --> 01:50:10,575 # Money don't get everything it's true 1433 01:50:10,787 --> 01:50:14,037 # What it don't get, I can't use 1434 01:50:14,247 --> 01:50:17,248 # Oh, I want money That's what I want 1435 01:50:17,460 --> 01:50:21,160 # That's what I, that's what I want That's what I want 1436 01:50:21,380 --> 01:50:25,295 # That's what I want, yeah 1437 01:50:25,509 --> 01:50:27,917 # That's what I want 1438 01:50:28,136 --> 01:50:32,181 # Yeah, give me money That's what I want 1439 01:50:32,392 --> 01:50:36,010 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1440 01:50:36,229 --> 01:50:39,598 # I wanna be free That's what I want 1441 01:50:39,816 --> 01:50:43,481 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1442 01:50:43,695 --> 01:50:47,693 # That's what I want, yeah 1443 01:50:47,907 --> 01:50:52,155 # That's what I want That's, that's what I want now 1444 01:50:53,288 --> 01:50:55,861 # What I want Oh, money 1445 01:50:56,082 --> 01:51:01,290 # That's what I want Oh, give me some of that money 1446 01:51:01,505 --> 01:51:05,550 # That's what I want That's what I want 1447 01:51:05,759 --> 01:51:09,922 # That's what I want, yeah 1448 01:51:10,138 --> 01:51:13,140 # That's what I want 1449 01:51:14,225 --> 01:51:17,476 # Money don't get everything it's true 1450 01:51:17,688 --> 01:51:21,221 # Ooh, that's what I want 1451 01:51:21,441 --> 01:51:24,691 # Money don't get everything it's true 1452 01:51:24,903 --> 01:51:28,107 # Ooh, what I want 1453 01:51:28,324 --> 01:51:32,322 # That's what I want, yeah 1454 01:51:32,537 --> 01:51:35,109 # That's what I want 1455 01:51:35,580 --> 01:51:39,116 # Give me money That's what I want 1456 01:51:39,335 --> 01:51:42,834 # A lot of money That's what I want 1457 01:51:43,047 --> 01:51:46,381 # Give me money That's what I want 1458 01:51:46,592 --> 01:51:50,210 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1459 01:51:50,429 --> 01:51:54,379 # That's what I want, yeah 1460 01:51:54,800 --> 01:52:00,000 # That's what I want # 1461 01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:10,000 Sync : Radu108 1462 01:52:11,305 --> 01:52:17,483 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org