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Stop the music!

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- What's up, duck?
- What's up?! I'll tell you what's up.

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I'm taking charge here,
that's what's up.

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Fifty years of you hogging
the spotlight is enough.

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I am riding the shield from now on...

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...because I, personally,
have all the talent around here.

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Okay, mac, let's take it from the top.

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Okay, far enough.

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Now then. Camera! Music! Sound!

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Oh-ho. Very funny.

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You may expect to hear
from my attorneys.

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[GRUNTING]

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If I'm not gonna star in this cartoon,
let's just start the movie.

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Roll them!

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Mr. Wing?

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Daniel Clamp would like
to speak to you.

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Good morning, Mr. Wing.
Let's cut right to key issues, okay?

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I'll increase my offer substantially.

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You're attached to your business.
I appreciate that.

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I'm attached to mine. I develop
the biggest buildings in New York.

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And you sell...

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...little things.
That's fine. Take a look.

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"The Clamp Chinatown Centre,
where business gets Oriented."

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You're the only holdout.
Here's what I'll do for you:

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A newsstand and souvenir concession
in the atrium.

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This building will be modern...

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...from voice-activated elevators
to self-cleaning ashtrays.

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I'm really excited about it,
and I'd hate to see you miss out.

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Please, let us know
when you've made a decision.

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You know, I believe there's
always an area of agreement...

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...that two people can reach.

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Yes. A man can always
agree with others.

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It is more difficult
to agree with oneself.

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That's very charming.

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Confucius...

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...or Bruce Lee?

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I'm sorry. Please tell Mr. Clamp...

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...that the answer is still no.

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Please...

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...keep the TV.

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VOICE:
TV!

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Rambo.

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To survive a war,
you gotta become war.

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Television again.

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An invention for fools!

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I'm sorry that didn't work out.
Mr. Clamp's offer was generous.

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Did you hear that cough?
He's an antique.

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We can wait.

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CLAMP'S VOICE: I'm Daniel Clamp.
No New York visit is complete...

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...without touring the world's
most automated building:

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Clamp Premiere Regency
Trade Centre and Retail Concourse.

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Headquarters of Clamp Enterprises...

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...and CCN, Clamp Cable Network.

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Mr. Wing's death removes
the last obstacle...

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...to developer Daniel Clamp's
long-delayed project.

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This quaint shop, which once
housed rare Oriental objects...

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...now makes way for the future,
Daniel Clamp style.

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[WHIMPERING]

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MAN:
Lewis, it's like I've always said:

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"If you want to find something weird,
you have to go downtown."

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BOY: The Futtermans come
to town tomorrow.

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GIRL: Mr. Futterman must be better
if he can travel.

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His wife says he is better.
He was just rattled.

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Having monsters drive a snowplow
through your house will do that.

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Well, he was almost killed.

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- These people are so rude!
- Honey, what time is it?

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God, we're late. There's a cab.

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- You going airport?
- No. Actually, I'm just...

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After all this time,
I'm still in the same job.

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It takes time, Billy.

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In Kingston Falls, I'd have been
promoted twice at the bank by now.

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Yeah, and you'd hate it.

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BILLY: At least we could afford
a decent place to live. Get married.

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MAN'S VOICE:
Welcome to the Clamp Entry-matic...

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...a revolution in revolving door
precision and efficiency.

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Please be careful in stepping in
and out and have a powerful day.

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That's the story of the
Clamp Premiere Regency Centre...

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...where one man's dream
became a reality.

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I hope you enjoyed today's tour.
Don't forget:

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Pick up Mr. Clamp's best-selling
book, I Took Manhattan...

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...on sale right here
at our newsstand for only 19.95.

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And in our gift store...

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- Don't let them get to you.
- I won't.

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Billy, you're so good at your job.
Sooner or later, they'll notice.

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- Maybe then we can get married.
- Okay, hon.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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BILLY: Marla, the first plan...
- The deadline's not my fault.

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They make me miserable, so I make
you miserable. It's a disaster.

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They changed the specs
and the deadline...

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See, this is your problem right here.
You only see your little part of it.

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I need a complete situational,
long-term, overview perspective.

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It's almost finished.
I just have a few adjustments...

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The courtyard looks cold.
It'd be better with trees.

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- Will they plant trees?
- No. But draw them.

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- But the...
- Elms.

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- But the shrubbery looks...
- This attitude doesn't work for me.

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Good morning, Mr. Forster.

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It looks like somebody hasn't read
his employee manual. Doesn't it, Mr...

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COMPUTER: Peltzer.
...Peltzer?

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- Unauthorized potted plant.
- I told him about it weeks ago.

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- I talked to you about that plant!
- I know. I was gonna...

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Possible aphid infestation.

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- What's this?
- That's Kingston Falls. My hometown.

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Do you know how much
the Clamp organization has spent...

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...to provide its employees
with art by recognized artists...

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...at this facility? Eye-pleasing,
color-coordinated, authorized.

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- But it was just a little...
- A little touch. I know.

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Maybe everybody here
wants to do a little touch.

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Coffee mugs that say,
"World's Greatest Lover."

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The ashtray that reads, "Rest Your
Butt Here." You'd like that, right?

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Coming to work every day
in a $200,000,000...

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...flea market.

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Billy, this is just
what I don't need right now.

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The department review's
in three weeks.

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- I just felt that...
- It's a nuclear meltdown disaster.

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- Marla, I am doing the best I can.
- Billy, do me a favor.

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Do better!

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We've got a low corrosivity reading.

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Give me a wave form on temps.

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WOMAN: Mr. Forster, I have
a potential violator, sir.

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That's an unauthorized break period,
friend. You don't work here anymore.

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Do we have a problem communicating?
You're gone. Terminated.

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End of medical benefits, that's right.
Clean out the desk, one hour.

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And thanks so much.

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Very nice, Frances.

127
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Alert personnel. We have a
career opportunity in level seven.

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Clamp Centre is the most advanced
"smart building" in America...

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...with the latest in security,
communications and climate control.

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It's just one part of Mr. Clamp's
worldwide business network...

131
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...which includes construction,
sports, finance...

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...and a popular line
ofjams and jellies.

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For those with cable TV at home...

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...CCN is located right here
in the building.

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[SCREAMING]

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The Attack of the Octopus People.

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That's tonight's movie.
And, boy, is it scary.

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It's so scary,
it'll uncross your eyes.

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It's a good thing that your
Grandpa Fred is here to protect you.

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- Where's the moan?
- The what?

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There's supposed to be a moan here
from the coffin.

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Then I say, "Renfield,
you want more flies?"

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And then I go over
to the coffin and I...

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MAN:
Sorry, Fred.

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- Hey, Fred.
- Oh, hi, Billy.

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I heard about your new time slot.
They're making a big mistake.

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Mistake? Kid, it's a disaster.

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People who watch TV at 3:30 a.m.
Don't fear the Wolfman.

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What scares them is getting sober
and finding work.

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- Look.
- Watch it with that thing.

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- Isn't that great?
- Sure.

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- You could use it on your show.
- Sure. Put it in the back, will you?

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Frankly, kid...

154
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...this isn't what I had in mind.

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I went into broadcasting,
I thought I was gonna do news...

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...public affairs...

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...something meaningful.

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I don't even have a gimmick.

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No special effects.

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All I have is a cross-eyed
puppet named lgor.

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VOICE:
The elevator doors have opened.

162
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You should run classic horror movies,
like Frankenstein or Dracula.

163
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Great horror movies are in black
and white. Mr. Clamp only likes color.

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That guy's strange.

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- Have you seen him?
- Not in person.

166
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Only on that cockamamie video
they got all over.

167
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Look at this building. You know
what kind of tenants they have now?

168
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There's a genetic research
laboratory upstairs.

169
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Fooling around with animals.

170
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Last week, they took out a patent
on a new kind of gerbil.

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People think I'm creepy.

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[WHISTLES]

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- Can I help you?
- Yeah.

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- I got a delivery for Dr. Catheter.
- I can sign for it.

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What kind of stuff
do they do in there anyway?

176
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We're not supposed to talk about it.

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[SNEEZES]

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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

179
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- Dr. Catheter, this just came for you.
- Splendid. This must be my malaria.

180
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Just rabies. I've got rabies.
I'm supposed to get the flu this week.

181
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I think we have the flu on back order.

182
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- Could I have that, Peggy?
- Oh, yes. Sure.

183
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Thank you.

184
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Back order. Back order.
All a man wants is some fresh germs.

185
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Casper, have this tissue analyzed.

186
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[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

187
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MAN'S VOICE: I am calm and centered.
I enjoy giving milk.

188
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- Martin.
- Hello, doctor.

189
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- How's the cloning coming along?
- Really well.

190
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CATHETER: Lewis.
- We got something for you to look at.

191
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,778
It's interesting. I found it
downtown on my specimen scout.

192
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:15,492
It's some sort of rodent, apparently.
And it seems allergic to bright light.

193
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:31,383
- Cute, isn't it?
LEWIS: That may be genetic.

194
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,177
- We're not sure yet.
- We're not sure.

195
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Watch this, doctor.

196
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,849
[FATS DOMINO'S "I'M READY"
PLAYING ON RADIO]

197
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:42,185
Well, I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able

198
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,770
To rock 'n' roll all night

199
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,816
I'm ready, I'm willing and I'm able

200
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,693
To rock 'n' roll all night

201
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,319
Come on, pretty baby

202
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,823
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
Till the broad daylight

203
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,325
Because I'm ready, mm-hm

204
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,120
And I'm able, mm-hm

205
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,999
I'm willing and I'm able
So you better come and go with me

206
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,084
He likes this music?

207
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,503
- Yes.
- It's his favorite.

208
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,380
Till tomorrow 'bout 3

209
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,594
Not so fast, my boy.

210
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,099
- You nearly let him get away.
- Sorry, sir.

211
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,310
[WHIMPERING]

212
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,314
- How do you plan to proceed?
- Cell samples tomorrow.

213
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:31,610
- Tissue cultures Thursday.
- And then there's body structure.

214
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,947
And for that, my little friend...

215
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,452
...we'll just have to cut you.

216
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:47,083
I can't believe she told me to put
trees on that drawing. It just...

217
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,252
My light went out.

218
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,298
You sat still, so the building
thinks you left. Jump around.

219
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,425
Okay, hold on.

220
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,890
You're right, I need...
Hello? Hello?

221
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:07,813
Honey? Hello?
Kate, are you there? Kate?

222
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,025
Nothing works around here.

223
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,402
[WHISTLING]

224
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,744
Excuse me? Where'd you hear that?

225
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,914
- What?
- That music. Where'd you hear it?

226
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,669
Oh, uh, da-da, da-da-da-da.

227
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,464
- Isn't that by Sting?
- No. It's not by Sting. Think.

228
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, hey, I know. I was up
in that laboratory. You know, on 51.

229
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,972
And somebody was humming it.

230
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,234
Hi, I hear your copier's down.

231
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,944
- Oh, it is?
- Yeah.

232
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,030
- It's back there.
- Thank you.

233
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,873
We're ready, doctor.

234
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,007
This is the most interesting
bioelectrical work I've done.

235
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,803
Just think. Millions of rats in
New York, and everyone hates them.

236
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:26,391
But if one of them could power
a portable radio for a month...

237
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,393
Gizmo, I'm here.

238
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,234
LEWIS:
Watch this, doctor.

239
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,822
CATHETER:
Definite progress, gentlemen.

240
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,908
[WHIMPERING]

241
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,874
Shh. Be quiet.

242
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:58,173
If only we could make it safe
to touch them.

243
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:02,469
Still, they'd be good
in flashlights, wouldn't they?

244
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,555
LEWIS: Where there's flashlights,
there's dark.

245
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,682
And they like the dark.

246
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,980
- Theodore! How'd you get out?
- Alvin, put down that DNA!

247
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,409
MAN'S VOICE:
Mister, welcome to the men's room.

248
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:33,291
Hey, pal, I sure hope
you washed those hands.

249
00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,402
Hey, guy, how you doing?

250
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,445
Did you miss me?

251
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,157
Yeah. Me too.

252
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,794
So, what are you doing here?
What were those guys doing to you?

253
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,505
Wow. That bad, huh?

254
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,799
Uh-huh.

255
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,885
You wanna come out?
Come here. It's okay.

256
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:29,472
Come with me. I got you.
I'll take care of you.

257
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,808
Everything's gonna be fine.

258
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,103
- What is this? A black armband?
- Armband.

259
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:39,315
Is that what happened to the man
who took care of you?

260
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:54,456
You've got to be quiet. You don't want
to go back to the laboratory, do you?

261
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:58,710
So do me a favor.
Get down there and don't say anything.

262
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:02,589
I'll come back and take you home
as soon as possible.

263
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,967
Okay, that's a good boy. Bye-bye.

264
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,179
It's him! He's here!

265
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:14,726
Oh, Giz, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay? How's your hand?

266
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:18,229
Look, he's here. You have to get down.

267
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:26,237
I'm Marla Bloodstone, the department
head here. If there's anything I can...

268
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:30,075
That's okay. Everybody just relax.

269
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,203
Go on about what you'd
be doing normally.

270
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:38,958
I know I haven't been here before,
but that'll change. I'll be more...

271
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:42,253
...hands-on with these
operations from now on.

272
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:47,717
- Hey. This is excellent!
MARLA: Isn't that terrific?

273
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:51,429
You've captured the whole
essence of the project.

274
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,975
Look at the kids with the kites.
That's warmth. I like warmth.

275
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,437
- What's your name?
- Billy. William Peltzer, sir.

276
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:03,566
Bill, huh? That's what we need here,
people who produce.

277
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:08,655
Lose those trees, though. With elm,
people think "Dutch," "disease."

278
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,824
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.

279
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,743
What's with that drawer?

280
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,789
It's automatic. It opens now and then
in case you need something.

281
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,624
Hm.

282
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,128
[CHUCKLES]

283
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,839
I didn't know about that.

284
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,469
- Hey! What's that?
- Did you hear that?

285
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,180
"People who produce."

286
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,433
He called you Bill. This is very big.

287
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:42,313
This is a career opportunity
advancement window. For both of us.

288
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:47,110
- Do you really think so?
- Clearly. We can talk at dinner.

289
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,279
- Great. Sometime next...
- Tonight.

290
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,990
- I can't.
- I have something too.

291
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,701
A brochure for the Archery Channel.

292
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:58,454
It's a total suicide,
red-alert, deadline emergency.

293
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:02,625
You know what? I'm letting it go
to have dinner with you.

294
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,753
I just can't leave
on such short notice.

295
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:08,423
What is with that drawer, Billy?

296
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:12,135
- You keeping a pet in there?
- I'm allergic to pets.

297
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,763
It's good Mr. Clamp likes you
because... Let me see.

298
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,600
Maybe tonight would be the best.

299
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:23,938
There's a chic new Canadian restaurant.
They clean the fish at your table.

300
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:28,443
- Really? That sounds terrific.
- Just let me grab my bag.

301
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,696
Now, listen. I have to go.

302
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,783
I'll send someone to pick you up.
So just stay put.

303
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,873
MARLA: Billy.
- Yeah...

304
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,376
Ready?

305
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:50,381
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sure, I'm ready.

306
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:55,511
We may see Woody.
They say he eats there incessantly.

307
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,780
- Katie?
KATIE: Hi, honey. I'm almost ready.

308
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,407
- I just gotta punch out.
- Hi.

309
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:20,245
I'm not able to go out
with you tonight. I'm sorry.

310
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:24,415
- I've got a meeting with some people.
- A meeting? Great.

311
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,543
Listen, I got a big favor
to ask of you.

312
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:32,757
- Gizmo's here and he...
- That furry thing?

313
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,468
Yeah. He's up in my desk drawer.

314
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,596
Don't do that.
I hate it when you do that.

315
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,265
- There's good news.
- What?

316
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,766
You get to take him home.

317
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:45,270
- Take him home? Our home?
- Yes.

318
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,356
Billy.

319
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,066
- No!
- Why not?

320
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:53,027
What if they start
running around New York?

321
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:56,447
They won't, I promise.
Just obey the rules.

322
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,950
- The rules!
- Remember the first one?

323
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,619
Don't expose them to bright light
because it kills them.

324
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,121
Right.

325
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,832
- The second rule...
- Don't let them get wet?

326
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,417
That's right.

327
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,087
The third one is, don't
let them eat after midnight.

328
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,548
- That's very good, honey.
- Wait!

329
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:26,811
MAN'S VOICE: Tonight, on the Clamp
Cable Classic Movie Channel...

330
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:31,691
...don't miss Casablanca, now in
full color with a happier ending.

331
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:36,821
With Clamp's annual salary, if he goes
to the bathroom for 30 seconds...

332
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:40,658
...the man's earning $375
while he stands there.

333
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,661
What can he do?
Can he fix an elevator?

334
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,664
What does it cost
the company for me...

335
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,667
...to get a drink of water,
.0003 cents?

336
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:57,008
I tell you... A taste
of the wrench for you, my friend.

337
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:03,139
I said not to put new units in.
They don't listen.

338
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:07,935
They listen to that guy they pay
$375 to go to the bathroom.

339
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,646
I remember the Sip-master Mark IV.

340
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:16,861
That was a fabulous drinking fountain.
You could squirt it six months...

341
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,864
...and it'd still
be shooting straight.

342
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,160
But those dancing days are done.

343
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,422
[SCREAMS]

344
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,055
The hell with it.

345
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,770
[LAUGHING]

346
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,848
I'm not being paranoid.
The guy's after my job.

347
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,976
That's how it is these days.
All politics.

348
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:15,396
It's the law of the jungle
around here.

349
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:19,650
Young guys only care
about one thing, okay? Power.

350
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,153
I'm talking about ruthless.

351
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,496
GREMLIN:
Gizmo, ca-ca!

352
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,577
[GREMLIN LAUGHING]

353
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:21,087
MAN'S VOICE: Will the owner of the car
with license number 1 AG401...

354
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:26,467
...please remove it from the parking
garage? Your car is old and dirty.

355
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:30,429
- State your desired floor number.
- Forty-six, please.

356
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:38,312
The elevator doors have opened.
Please leave.

357
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,247
Gizmo.

358
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,837
How'd you get up there?

359
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:08,551
Billy said to take you home,
so I'm just...

360
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,513
I'll put you in my purse
until we're out of the building.

361
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,100
Hello.

362
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,977
Here we go.

363
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:21,272
Gizmo, you're so hyper.

364
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,275
I guess New York does that to people.

365
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,612
Okay, here we go.

366
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,467
Legs.

367
00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:05,941
MARLA: So did you always know
you wanted to be an artist?

368
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,152
BILLY:
I always knew I liked to draw.

369
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,448
When I was a kid, I drew comics.
I had this box of crayons...

370
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:13,991
I had crayons!

371
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:18,537
I used them to write memos
to the other kids. Even then, I knew.

372
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,706
That's really something.

373
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:26,337
We're finally getting to know each
other. You can't do that in an office.

374
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,006
- It's all business.
- Exactly!

375
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:33,219
Let's talk about your relationship
to Mr. Clamp. Your access.

376
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:37,682
I see a future. I see corner offices,
embossed letterhead.

377
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,685
I see us swallowing
the publicity department.

378
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,813
Really? Wow...

379
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,483
Gosh. I'm feeling so vulnerable
with you, Billy.

380
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,861
I've never talked
about these feelings before.

381
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:55,700
When art and business join forces,
anything can happen.

382
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,078
I definitely feel we should join...

383
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,540
...forces.

384
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,375
WAITER:
Sir?

385
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,503
This is a Canadian dessert,
chocolate mousse.

386
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,880
Can I cut you an antler?

387
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:11,757
No, thank you.

388
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,969
WAITER: You okay?
You want another Molson, eh?

389
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,471
No, thanks. Really, I'm fine.

390
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:21,016
I gotta go. I got this appointment.
I'm in a hurry.

391
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:24,603
- I'm sorry about your stocking.
- That's okay, Billy.

392
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,898
- See you tomorrow.
- Yeah, great.

393
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,402
How about some horn?

394
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,779
Okay, Gizmo.

395
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:40,244
Billy said to feed you before midnight.
He didn't say what you like.

396
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:44,749
I hope this is okay.
It's chicken and mashed potatoes...

397
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,959
Oh, God!

398
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:57,762
Try to be a little more careful
around here, okay?

399
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,931
We don't have money to replace things.

400
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,310
There you go.

401
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,951
- What are you...?
- Bingo!

402
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,369
Yikes!

403
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,138
- Who is it?
BILLY: Open up, honey. It's me.

404
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,144
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Hi.

405
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,021
It's okay.

406
00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,815
What happened to you?

407
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,818
How was your meeting?

408
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,487
It was fine. Where's Gizmo?

409
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:00,324
- He's in the kitchen.
- Great. Did you feed him?

410
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:02,701
- Sort of.
- Giz, guess who's...

411
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,412
GREMLIN: Bull's-eye!
...home.

412
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,957
Gizmo?

413
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:16,590
- Where'd you find him?
- Your office, where you said.

414
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,676
This is not Gizmo.

415
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:27,017
- We have to go back.
- You said no more...

416
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,646
There won't be,
if they don't eat after midnight.

417
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,398
But look at him.

418
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,692
He's wired.

419
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,281
We have to take him with us.

420
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,991
No...

421
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,704
- Honey, get my bag!
- Okay.

422
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,085
[DOORBELL RINGS]

423
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,880
- Great.
- Who could that be? It's late.

424
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,716
- Should I get it?
- You better get it.

425
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,803
- If you wanna get out, be quiet.
KATIE: Who is it?

426
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,346
That's better.

427
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,724
Surprise!

428
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:11,478
Mr. And Mrs. Futterman!
Weren't you coming tomorrow?

429
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:15,941
The guys in my old outfit
changed the reunion date.

430
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:19,445
- We had to get on a Greyhound.
- Thirty-two hours.

431
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,615
- Sorry for coming so late.
- That's okay.

432
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,117
Can I get you coffee or tea?

433
00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:29,288
- Little piggers!
- Oh, yeah, the cake blew up.

434
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:33,459
Billy, this is some crazy city.
We tried to get a cab.

435
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,462
You know they got Russians
driving cabs?

436
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:41,258
What if someone got in with
a briefcase full of atomic secrets?

437
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:47,431
Murray, remember what Dr. Kaplan said.
We're going to be nice and calm.

438
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:51,852
He was a little distressed after
what happened with those...

439
00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,229
I'm fine. I'm fine.

440
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:58,359
I was jumpy for a while, that's all.
What was that?

441
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,696
It's all right, dear. I heard it too.

442
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,490
Of course you did!

443
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:09,161
The thing is, you can't stay tonight.
I'd love it if you could.

444
00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:12,539
It's just, the building is being...

445
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,792
...fumigated.
- Being renovated.

446
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,127
- Mice and stuff.
- Rats.

447
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:20,547
No sweat. We'll book into a hotel.

448
00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:24,385
- You know, mice and bugs...
- Hey, that's okay.

449
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:28,472
You can't be too careful.
There's all kinds of foreign bugs.

450
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:30,933
Your mom baked you an apple pie.

451
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,644
Thanks.

452
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,147
Someone sat on it.
I'm sure it'll taste okay.

453
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:41,860
Your dad's got some new inventions.
Reversible toilet paper.

454
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,989
We'll call you tomorrow
and have dinner.

455
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,491
- Okay, great.
- Good! Marvelous.

456
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:49,994
- Tomorrow.
- Bye. I'm sorry.

457
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,997
- That's okay.
KATIE: Welcome to New York!

458
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,633
Okay, that's a Kona praline
with kiwis and peanut butter cups?

459
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,761
Wait. Are the
peanut butter cups all-natural?

460
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:11,515
I'm not sure. Are the
peanut butter cups all-natural?

461
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,851
I know they're pesticide-free.

462
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,854
WOMAN 1: It's not the same.
They put other things in.

463
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,356
CASHIER:
It comes off when they roast them.

464
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,984
WOMAN 1:
Roasting is the worst.

465
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,654
Where they don't roast,
they have 70 percent less death.

466
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,823
ALEX:
Sure that isn't pickling?

467
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,493
WOMAN 1: How can you work with this
and not read studies?

468
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,329
It's a rat!

469
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,082
- Oh, my God!
- What's going on?

470
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,460
- Did she say there are rats?
- No rats.

471
00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,378
WOMAN 2:
That's not what she said.

472
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:49,845
MAN'S VOICE: The Entry-matic doors
are being upgraded to serve you better.

473
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:54,850
Please use the manual doors
for your entering and exiting needs.

474
00:39:55,060 --> 00:40:00,481
A head came up, with big ears.
There was a thing in the topping.

475
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:03,609
- What kind of thing?
- A furry thing.

476
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,570
It's supposed to be health food.

477
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,072
WOMAN 2:
I want damages!

478
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,867
- They've eaten after midnight.
- Come on.

479
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,080
Sorry I brought the wrong one home.

480
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:20,417
It's my fault. I shouldn't have left
Gizmo. We gotta find him.

481
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,461
It's along here.

482
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:26,423
There. That's where the water
comes into the building.

483
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:43,524
Give me video.

484
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,613
Security.

485
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:56,120
At least we can keep them
from getting wet.

486
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,958
Hold it! Get the hell out of there.

487
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,293
Move it! Come on, move!

488
00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:09,258
Looks like I caught a terrorist.
What's in the bag?

489
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:13,470
- Nothing.
- Yeah? Let's look at that nothing.

490
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:18,559
- I wouldn't do this if I were you.
- But you aren't me, are you?

491
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,895
[SCREAMING]

492
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,826
- We gotta find him before he eats.
- He already ate.

493
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:39,830
There are more of them.
We gotta shut the building down.

494
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,582
We?

495
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,834
We? We!

496
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:48,046
No, "we" gotta get the cops
and put you in a rubber room.

497
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:50,841
I'm not crazy. They're dangerous.

498
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,677
I've dealt with them.
They wreck things.

499
00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:55,762
GUARD:
They wreck things!

500
00:41:55,972 --> 00:42:01,393
BILLY: Remember Kingston Falls?
GUARD: I remember the Kingston Trio.

501
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:09,693
Let's go, kids. We're home, let's go.
This way. Over here.

502
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,617
- How did you get me out?
- With next month's rent.

503
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:19,161
- What time is it?
- Around 6:30.

504
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,206
They probably made
their cocoons by now.

505
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:26,501
- How long do they take to hatch?
- Not long enough. Come on.

506
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:03,372
Echo!

507
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,714
[YELLING]

508
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,330
GREMLIN:
Gizmo, ca-ca!

509
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,624
[SHOUTING]

510
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:54,047
MAN'S VOICE: Centre is experiencing
illumination system difficulties.

511
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:56,466
Please try not to notice.

512
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,720
The building is completely
screwed up today.

513
00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,471
I know, Fred.

514
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:04,891
Sure. You're young.

515
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,144
You know everything.

516
00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:14,568
Bright light.
We'll need some of these.

517
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,905
GREMLIN:
Con Ed.

518
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:24,494
Gizmo, zap, zap!

519
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,543
I have to go to systems control.

520
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:34,129
- Kate, you're up.
- Good morning, Billy.

521
00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,630
Oh, hi.

522
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,676
Last night was wonderful.
We have to do it again.

523
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:42,012
Marla, this is Kate.

524
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,432
My goodness, I have to go right away.
Hello.

525
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:48,352
- Hi.
- Cute hat.

526
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:53,190
Honey, that's my boss.
That's the woman I work with.

527
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:57,361
If we get through today alive,
you're in big trouble.

528
00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,072
But you don't think that...

529
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,074
Great.

530
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,874
- Peltzer...!
- I need to speak with you.

531
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:14,169
You got arrested but you've come back.
Miss us?

532
00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:17,130
- You gotta evacuate the building.
- Why?

533
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:21,676
There are creatures in it.
They start out small and furry.

534
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:25,389
If they eat after midnight,
they form cocoons...

535
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:29,476
- You're having a psychotic episode.
- You gotta listen.

536
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:33,188
This is good.
They're furry, then they have cocoons.

537
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,065
They eat, then cocoon.

538
00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:39,069
Sure. You're going into a cocoon,
you wanna eat first.

539
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:44,032
Now we're in the nerve center
of Clamp Cable Network.

540
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:49,871
- Mr. Katsuji, please get back in line.
- Please.

541
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:57,045
If we're very quiet, we can watch
a program being videotaped.

542
00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,047
Right this way.

543
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,891
This week we have our special
Salute to Luncheon Meats.

544
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:15,730
Many of you have written, asking
how to zing up party appetizers.

545
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:21,278
I'm very excited about this recipe.
It's so piquant with sherry.

546
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:24,573
Some people use a dash.

547
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,618
I use a lot.

548
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,373
So let's just plunge into our
hors d'oeuvres, shall we?

549
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:37,752
You know, these bologna
and bean dip roll-ups...

550
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:43,091
...are so easy
when friends drop over.

551
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:48,013
Okay, wait. What if one of them eats
something at 11:00...

552
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:52,934
...but something sticks in his teeth?
- A caraway or a sesame seed.

553
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:57,230
And after 12, it comes out.
He didn't eat it after midnight.

554
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,025
- I didn't make the rules.
- Rules?

555
00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:04,112
What if they're in an airplane
and they cross a time zone?

556
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,780
It's always midnight somewhere.

557
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:36,061
- Peltzer, is this?
- Yes, sir.

558
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,692
[SQUEALS]

559
00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:52,160
- Take this, in case it comes back.
- Right.

560
00:47:57,124 --> 00:48:00,877
Before microwaves,
this used to take forever.

561
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,756
But now, we can make the same...

562
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:09,219
...tuna-noodle-cheese-product
chowder surprise...

563
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,888
...in just a few minutes.

564
00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:15,183
Now, let's just move down...

565
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:17,477
What's that?

566
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,437
What is that?

567
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:22,440
Huh? Must be a brownout.

568
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,943
MAN:
We'll do an edit. Pick it up there.

569
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:28,196
Oh, well. The show must go on.

570
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:32,534
So let's ladle up
some of our chowder-noodle...

571
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:04,858
Run for your lives! Monster!

572
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:15,410
Microwave!

573
00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:23,376
You see what these monsters are doing?

574
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:27,589
They're throwing metal utensils into
the microwave! You can't do that!

575
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:44,272
Uh-oh.

576
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,152
MARGE:
Stay here and die!

577
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:01,456
[GROANING]

578
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:29,025
Wait. Wait! What is it? Wait!

579
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,612
- Mr. Katsuji!
- I need a Polaroid.

580
00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:34,864
It's not part of the program!

581
00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:45,333
Something weird
is going on in Studio D.

582
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,502
Punch it up on the stack.

583
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,356
I show brownouts
in five more locations.

584
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,068
Climate control malfunction,
floors 15 and 16.

585
00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,570
What's going on?

586
00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:17,657
The pest infestation monitor
is reading critical.

587
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:25,039
What is that?
That could be rats, right?

588
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,417
No, sir. I'm afraid it's not.

589
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:32,088
Whatever they are, they've gotta
respect the chain of command.

590
00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:37,051
[WHIMPERING]

591
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:45,101
GREMLIN:
Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo, Gizmo!

592
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,730
GIZMO:
Light bright! Light bright!

593
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,452
MAN'S VOICE:
Please state your desired floor.

594
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,953
Thirty-eight.

595
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,247
GREMLIN:
Thirty-eight.

596
00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:09,209
Thirty-eight! Thirty-eight...

597
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,961
Going up!

598
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:22,013
Elevator, stop.

599
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,684
Sound alarm.

600
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,812
[GREMLINS MIMICKING ALARM]

601
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:59,717
Betty, did you finish
shredding my mail?

602
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,804
BETTY: I'm just finishing, Mr. Clamp.
- Good.

603
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,973
Um...

604
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:07,016
Let's...

605
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:09,519
Let's do some memos.

606
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:17,986
First, one to Frager,
in public relations.

607
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,823
Have the people in Chinatown
give a street festival.

608
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:27,871
A spontaneous flood of appreciation
for all I've done for the community.

609
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:33,501
We could have those dragons.
Those big dragons with the guys inside.

610
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:37,672
- And maybe we could have a parade.
GREMLIN: Yum-yum!

611
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:41,801
CLAMP: Call that big department store.
They got lots offloats.

612
00:53:42,011 --> 00:53:44,888
They keep them in a warehouse
in New Jersey.

613
00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:47,181
I think I own that.

614
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:50,018
[SNAPPING AND SCREAMING]

615
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:59,611
A, B, C, D, J, K...

616
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:06,910
Coffee?

617
00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:39,317
[SCREAMING]

618
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,928
Let go of my tie!

619
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:18,648
CLAMP: Bill!
- Mr. Clamp, sir, are you okay?

620
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,735
Yeah, I think so. I hate
using these machines myself.

621
00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:27,073
- Sir, we have a problem...
- We have a situation... Oh, my God.

622
00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:30,702
We have to evacuate the building
and close it down.

623
00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:33,579
- That's ridiculous.
- Before sundown.

624
00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:38,084
- What happens at sundown?
- They hate sunlight. It kills them.

625
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:42,005
When it gets dark,
they'll try to leave the building...

626
00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:45,550
Calm down. He should be in custody.
He's dangerous.

627
00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:50,763
This thing, that's dangerous.
This guy's from the art department.

628
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,850
Ask him how he knows
about these things.

629
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:56,185
How do you know about them?

630
00:55:56,395 --> 00:56:01,691
- This animal was in the genetics lab...
- I said it could be a problem tenant.

631
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:06,195
We could have had three shrinks
and a plastic surgeon. Here.

632
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,909
[GREMLINS LAUGHING]

633
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,880
GREMLIN:
Make a wish!

634
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:33,306
GREMLIN:
Hair!

635
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,778
Going down!

636
00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,874
Second floor, lingerie.

637
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:14,263
MAN'S VOICE: The elevator doors
have opened. Watch your step.

638
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:18,309
We'll...
We'll get the next one.

639
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:21,270
- You don't think it had rabies?
- No.

640
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:26,234
- We must stop them from getting wet.
- No, we have to put a lid on it.

641
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:29,862
No cops, no media.
We'll handle this ourselves.

642
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:35,243
- You go down to systems control.
- But there might be physical danger.

643
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,787
You're supposed to handle bugs.

644
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:42,542
Well, I'd call these some goddamn
major bugs, wouldn't you? Huh?

645
00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:47,171
Right. Okay. But I don't think
I should try it without an expert.

646
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:49,257
Let's go, Peltzer.

647
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,513
PRODUCER:
Three, two, one. Cue Leonard.

648
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:58,558
Hi. I'm Leonard Maltin,
and this is The Movie Police.

649
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,059
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

650
00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:01,978
First, our video watch.

651
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:06,774
Just rereleased on video is Gremlins,
though I can't imagine why.

652
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:12,238
I know some people found it fun, but
I'd rather have root canal work done.

653
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:17,160
What's fun about a movie full of ugly,
mean-spirited monsters...

654
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,954
...who attack innocent people?

655
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:24,417
Are we so desperate for entertainment
that this trash passes for fun?

656
00:58:24,585 --> 00:58:28,462
Whoa! Wait a minute!
I was just kidding! Ow! A 10, it's a 10!

657
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:46,022
Look at this. I've been working on
making tomatoes tougher for shipping.

658
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,775
- That's terrific!
- Topnotch! How do they taste?

659
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:55,406
That's the best part. We've already
had calls from two airline chefs.

660
00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:02,997
LEWIS:
Oh, my gosh!

661
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:06,876
- Did somebody leave something out?
- Not I.

662
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:10,046
It's eating my vegetable medley.

663
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,131
[BURPS]

664
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,388
MAN 1: What's that noise?
MARTIN: I think they're laughing.

665
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:22,391
- Reptiles don't laugh!
- They're not reptiles.

666
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,061
LEWIS: Then what are they?
MARTIN: A virus?

667
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:33,277
What on earth is going on?

668
00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:38,699
I leave you alone for five minutes,
and what do I find when I get back?

669
00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:39,909
Utter chaos.

670
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:45,957
Is that the brain hormone
that creature's drinking?

671
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:49,543
Good boy. Nice boy.

672
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:54,590
There's a good creature.
Now, let's talk this over.

673
00:59:55,008 --> 01:00:00,137
I can get you diseases.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

674
01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:09,397
Perhaps not.

675
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:38,884
I wanna talk...

676
01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:41,595
...about what's going on in here.

677
01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:46,100
There are some fascinating
ramifications for the future.

678
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:50,646
When you introduce genetic
material to our life form...

679
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,649
...which is possessed of a sort of...

680
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:56,235
...I hesitate to say "atavism"...

681
01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:59,322
...but let us say
an aggressive nature.

682
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:04,827
That fellow over there is a common bat
of the order of Chiroptera.

683
01:01:05,037 --> 01:01:09,081
The only mammals, I might add,
capable of true flight.

684
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:30,519
Genetic sun block.

685
01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:32,980
Yes.

686
01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:42,323
Might I have a word with you?
My friend, you have potential.

687
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:45,951
I wanna help you be all
that you can be. May I?

688
01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:51,540
As you're aware, sunlight poses
a problem for our ethnic group.

689
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,751
We don't tan or burn.

690
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:58,381
We become a rather unappetizing
photochemical leftover.

691
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:03,886
Thus this formula, designed for those
of the nocturnal persuasion...

692
01:02:04,096 --> 01:02:06,639
...to make bright light no problem
whatever.

693
01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:10,393
That'll be useful
where you'll be going.

694
01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:14,397
Where he'll be going?

695
01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:19,235
All they have to do is eat children,
there'd be appalling publicity.

696
01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:25,449
There it is. The Apple.
The city so nice they named it twice.

697
01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:28,953
Check it out one time, won't you?

698
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,880
Catch it! Don't let it go!

699
01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:41,924
- Down!
- Down!

700
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:03,779
Here in Manhattan...

701
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:08,617
...there's been a steady stream
of mechanical problems...

702
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:13,038
...at the Clamp Centre
office building in midtown...

703
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:17,084
[SCREAMING]

704
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:25,050
GREMLIN 1: Buy! Buy! Buy!
GREMLIN 2: Sell! Sell! Sell!

705
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,223
SMART GREMLIN:
I'd say it's a full-scale panic.

706
01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:35,895
Are you having a run on the banks yet?
It's brutal here.

707
01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:40,483
We're telling clients to invest
in canned food and shotguns.

708
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:44,987
WOMAN'S VOICE: Please take a
moment to locate the nearest exit.

709
01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:49,825
Go through it quickly because
of the danger in the building.

710
01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,828
Please take personal belongings
with you.

711
01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:56,457
Take care not to step on
any of the people...

712
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,460
...attempting to leave the building.

713
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:13,140
Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!

714
01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:32,701
MAN'S VOICE: Fire: Untamed element,
giver of warmth, destroyer of forests.

715
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,871
- This building is on fire.
- What?

716
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:39,041
The building is on fire.
Leave the building.

717
01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:41,335
Enact the age-old drama
of self-preservation.

718
01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:43,629
MAN:
Fire! Fire!

719
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:49,093
SHEILA: Oh, Murray,
the cathedral of Saint Eva Marie.

720
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:53,722
- What a beautiful building!
MURRAY: Beautiful?

721
01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,642
It's like something
out of the Dark Ages.

722
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,395
Hey, Quasimodo, you home?

723
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,400
Hey...

724
01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,367
- It's one of them!
- Who?

725
01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:14,868
[SCREAMING]

726
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,704
SHEILA:
Get off!

727
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:43,063
SHEILA:
It's just a flesh wound, Murray!

728
01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:03,792
[SQUAWKS]

729
01:06:18,350 --> 01:06:20,726
[CHURCH BELL RINGING]

730
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:40,162
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

731
01:06:46,795 --> 01:06:48,337
[MOOS]

732
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:54,009
- Hurry up, Lewis!
- I'm coming, Martin!

733
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:58,013
The horror. The horror. The breakage!

734
01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:00,015
Sir, what happened?

735
01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,519
They fought back,
that's what happened.

736
01:07:03,687 --> 01:07:05,479
Things.

737
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,523
Stuff.

738
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:10,859
I swear, I'll never hurt
anything again.

739
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,696
Some things man isn't meant to splice.

740
01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:16,156
- A problem tenant.
- Calm down.

741
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,326
- We won't renew your lease.
- Where are they?

742
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,413
Don't patronize me! I saw them.

743
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:26,667
- But where?
- In my laboratory, the Splice of Life.

744
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:30,170
Stupid name. But it wasn't my idea.

745
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,634
[LAUGHING]

746
01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:43,475
GREMLIN 1:
Tweet, tweet.

747
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,230
GREMLIN 2:
Bunny rabbit.

748
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,065
Watch this, watch this:

749
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,026
"Fourscore and seven years ago..."

750
01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,490
[LAUGHING]

751
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,285
Nudie, nudie, nudie!

752
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,256
GIRL:
Mom, I wanna see the Gremlins!

753
01:08:14,466 --> 01:08:19,553
Sir, I can't believe this.
This is worse than the first one.

754
01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:23,098
We just show these movies,
we don't make them.

755
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,600
But...

756
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:28,103
I quit. Call the union,
the National Guard.

757
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:31,148
Those things took over the projector.

758
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:35,319
All they wanna see
is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

759
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,362
Enough!

760
01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:40,199
I'll take care of this.

761
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:50,918
Mr. Hulk, we have Gremlins
in the projection booth.

762
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:55,506
- Could you help us?
- Gremlins? In this theater? Now?

763
01:08:56,633 --> 01:09:01,094
Okay, you guys, listen up. People
paid good money to see this movie.

764
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:05,140
When they go out to a theater,
they want cold sodas, hot popcorn...

765
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:08,018
...and no monsters
in the projection booth.

766
01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:10,187
Do I have to come up there?

767
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:13,816
Can the Gremsters stand up
to the Hulkster?

768
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:18,904
If I were you, I'd run the rest
of Gremlins 2 right now!

769
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:22,074
Sorry, folks. It won't happen again.

770
01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:24,451
[CLAPPING]

771
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:46,640
- I'm outside the Clamp Centre
office building...

772
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:51,770
...where something strange
is taking place inside, though...

773
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:55,023
- been a day Mr. Clamp
would like to forget.

774
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,442
- Talking about green creatures.

775
01:09:57,652 --> 01:10:01,446
Police are not permitting
any news media inside.

776
01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:03,490
Once we are allowed in...

777
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:07,035
...we'll broadcast live
from inside the building.

778
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:08,620
Live...

779
01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:11,540
...from inside.

780
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:24,011
Hey, you! Come here.

781
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:27,389
No! Can you work a TV camera?

782
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,559
Work a camera? I am a camera!

783
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,811
Oh, good! Come with me.

784
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,355
No, this way. This way.

785
01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:06,762
[SCREECHES]

786
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:12,017
[LAUGHS]

787
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,697
CATHETER:
I know, you think I'm insane.

788
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:28,825
FORSTER:
No, if you were, we couldn't sue you.

789
01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:32,996
- Oh, my God.
- You see?

790
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:36,458
This is a complete failure...

791
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,251
...of management.

792
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,170
BILLY:
They're eating the genetic stuff.

793
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:43,465
CATHETER: Years of research,
patents, experiments!

794
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:46,051
BILLY:
Are there any bright lights here?

795
01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:51,556
They've broken them all. But I do
have some small assault weapons.

796
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:03,652
What a hunk!

797
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,904
[KISSING]

798
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:20,168
- Don't be afraid of your feelings!
- Help!

799
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,588
It's a hobby I knew
would come in handy.

800
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:28,510
I got ordnance here that can
drop a charging puma at 50 feet.

801
01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:39,688
Oh, why can't you commit?

802
01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:43,859
That's what these things need,
a taste of...

803
01:12:46,154 --> 01:12:48,989
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

804
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,922
[GUN FIRES]

805
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,162
[WHIMPERS]

806
01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:48,173
RAMBO: To survive a war,
you gotta become war.

807
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,093
MAN:
Jimmy, come back here, Jimmy.

808
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:54,096
Let us in there.
We'll take responsibility.

809
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,515
Most people are out anyway.

810
01:13:56,724 --> 01:14:01,311
- What's in there? I've been to Beirut.
- I bet they miss you there.

811
01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:05,107
The important thing is
to keep this out of the media.

812
01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:07,609
They get you to say something...

813
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:13,448
...then they twist and embellish it,
and before you know it...

814
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,035
- live, exclusively
over the Clamp News Channel...

815
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:20,539
...from the lobby,
where this invasion...

816
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:25,544
...by strange creatures,
perhaps from another galaxy...

817
01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:29,798
...or from a dimensional warp...

818
01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:34,219
...has run riot through this building,
sending people...

819
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,720
Dracula?

820
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,024
[FLOOR CREAKING]

821
01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,943
[SCREAMS]

822
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:56,241
- These horrible little green
monsters in that building there!

823
01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,994
You can't do that...

824
01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:02,998
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold it! No water.
- What?

825
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:06,668
That's not a fire in there.
They're Gremlins.

826
01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:11,006
You get them wet, they'll multiply.
I know how to deal with them.

827
01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:16,678
Sure, pal. Why don't you calm down?
Just take it easy.

828
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:20,557
Don't talk to me like I'm crazy.
I'm not crazy!

829
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:25,187
I was never crazy. I'm fine.

830
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,272
Let me in there!

831
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:47,292
[GROWLING]

832
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:58,553
Bill, any progress?
Just tell me there's progress.

833
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:01,514
Things are really bad out there.

834
01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:05,560
Bad?! Only one of my channels
is still on the air.

835
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:08,730
There are human beings
in the building.

836
01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:12,567
Do you know what kind of lawsuits
we're looking at?

837
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,402
Yes, I know, but...

838
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,655
[CRACKLING]

839
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:25,455
WOMAN'S VOICE:
All of our operators are busy.

840
01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:29,542
Your call will be handled
in the order received.

841
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:32,087
- What is that?
- One of those things.

842
01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:35,924
- They come in electric too?
- They do now.

843
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:38,843
He's in the phone system on hold.

844
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,763
[MUZAK PLAYING]

845
01:16:46,978 --> 01:16:52,565
CLAMP: I thought this would
never run. Maybe it will, now.

846
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:03,243
MAN'S VOICE: Because of the end of
civilization, CCN now leaves the air.

847
01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:07,122
We hope you have enjoyed
our programming.

848
01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:12,294
But more importantly,
we hope you have enjoyed life.

849
01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:17,299
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Yes, sir. It's very uplifting.

850
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:23,305
Is there any way to turn the clocks
ahead in the building three hours?

851
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:26,391
There's nothing we can't do. Why?

852
01:17:26,726 --> 01:17:28,727
Sunlight kills them.

853
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:33,565
If we can fool them into thinking
the sun has gone down...

854
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,817
...they may go to the lobby.

855
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:40,488
Right! The front doors are the only
way out of the building.

856
01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:44,993
- The sun sets at 7:32.
- Then we should move at 4:20.

857
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:48,705
I like that!
We have information they don't have.

858
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:52,334
That's how you take somebody out.
Wait a minute.

859
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:55,337
Won't they see the sun's still out?

860
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,214
- You'll have to take care of that.
- Me?

861
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:01,426
- Set it up from the outside.
- Good!

862
01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:04,387
I finally get to use my secret exit.

863
01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:06,514
- You know, sir?
- Yes?

864
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:09,851
If you pull this off,
you could save the city.

865
01:18:10,061 --> 01:18:14,356
Save the city? "Developer Saves City."
I like that!

866
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,824
[SCREAMING]

867
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:28,661
[LAUGHING]

868
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:33,583
Is anyone still employed
in this charming facility?

869
01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:36,211
I need light in my office. Now!

870
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:41,716
CLAMP'S VOICE: At Clamp Enterprises
we want you to achieve all you can.

871
01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:44,928
Turn on the lights in my office.

872
01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:48,556
You want me to work in the dark?

873
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,102
This is new.

874
01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:07,075
WOMAN:
Phoebe, come on, hurry!

875
01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:21,256
Hey, that's Clamp! Let's go!

876
01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:29,305
- Has the building been evacuated?
- Is it on fire?

877
01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:32,600
That's a false alarm.
We've just got some problems.

878
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:36,646
You got a guy in there in a Dracula suit,
broadcasting stuff with green monsters.

879
01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:39,315
- Are you trying to panic the city?
- Absolutely not.

880
01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,860
- So they are real?
- I didn't say that.

881
01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:45,155
REPORTER: What are you saying?
CLAMP: What I always say.

882
01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,087
Murray?

883
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:06,926
[GREMLIN LAUGHING]

884
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,072
[SQUEAKING]

885
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:34,370
BILL:
Gizmo? Gizmo...

886
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,801
As you probably know...

887
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:35,306
As you probably know,
an entire race of strange beings...

888
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,725
...has invaded the building.

889
01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:43,273
And in an even more bizarre twist,
one of the creatures...

890
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:47,277
"Creatures." Is that accurate?

891
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:54,284
- That one of these creatures
is able to talk...

892
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:57,829
...and he's going to talk
with us right now.

893
01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,498
The main question people have is:

894
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,459
Creature, what is it that you want?

895
01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:05,878
Fred, what we want...

896
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:10,425
...is what you and your viewers have,
civilization.

897
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:15,013
Yes, but what sort of civilization
are you speaking of?

898
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:17,473
The niceties. The fine points.

899
01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:21,436
Diplomacy, compassion, standards,
manners, tradition.

900
01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:23,605
That's what we reach toward.

901
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:27,233
We may stumble on the way,
but civilization, yes.

902
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:30,194
The Geneva Convention, Susan Sontag.

903
01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:34,699
Everything you've worked hard
to accomplish, we aspire to.

904
01:22:34,908 --> 01:22:39,662
We wanna be civilized.
Take a look at this fellow here.

905
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:45,835
Now, was that civilized? Clearly not.

906
01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:48,755
Fun, but in no sense civilized.

907
01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:51,841
None of us has been
in New York before.

908
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:55,470
We have to learn how to get
tickets for shows.

909
01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:59,724
There's street crime,
but we can watch that for free.

910
01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:03,895
We want the essentials.
Dinettes, bedroom groups...

911
01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:07,231
...credit even if we've
been turned down before.

912
01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:11,653
CLAMP: Take it easy with that thing.
Be careful up there!

913
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,946
What's that thing for?

914
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,492
These things can only come out
when it's dark.

915
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:21,663
We set the clocks ahead.
When they think it's sunset...

916
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:26,709
...and see what a nice night it is,
they'll muster in the lobby.

917
01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:30,672
We drop this thing, the sunlight'll
pour through here and fry them!

918
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,090
Sure.

919
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,263
[CLICKING]

920
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:58,282
[MOTOR WHIRRING]

921
01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:10,378
- Is it safe?
- Help!

922
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:13,047
- Billy!
- Huh?

923
01:24:17,428 --> 01:24:19,554
I hate these little things!

924
01:24:26,145 --> 01:24:28,980
- You okay, Billy?
- Yeah. Get me out of here.

925
01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:36,571
- Billy?
MARLA: Could I get some help here?

926
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:39,741
I'm trapped in adhesive
polymer material...

927
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:42,160
...and I'm on deadline!

928
01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:45,413
Darling, it's you!
Thank God you're here.

929
01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:49,917
Well, I could help you,
or I could just leave you here.

930
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:54,338
Listen, about Billy. Nothing happened.

931
01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:58,760
I asked him out to dinner.
It was strictly business.

932
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:03,014
Okay, it wasn't completely business,
I'll be honest.

933
01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:05,266
It'll be an openness thing.

934
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:09,687
I had designs on him.
I didn't get to first base. Okay?

935
01:25:09,897 --> 01:25:16,110
- It'll do.
- What a wonderfully prepared woman.

936
01:26:29,810 --> 01:26:32,562
Gizmo.

937
01:26:37,818 --> 01:26:39,652
[GREMLIN GROANING]

938
01:26:57,963 --> 01:26:59,922
What happened to him?

939
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:04,719
BILLY: I don't know.
I guess they pushed him too far.

940
01:27:11,602 --> 01:27:14,520
- If they get out...
- We'll stop them, Billy.

941
01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:16,063
Don't give up now.

942
01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:18,149
Washington didn't.
Lincoln...

943
01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:19,692
- Please!
- What?

944
01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:21,402
Don't mention Lincoln.

945
01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:26,365
A terrible thing happened
to me once on Lincoln's birthday.

946
01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:29,118
I was 6 or 7.

947
01:27:29,328 --> 01:27:33,080
I had the day off from school.
Mama let me go to the park.

948
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:39,253
She made me a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. That's all I ever ate.

949
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:42,506
A man with a beard and hat...
Looked just like Abe Lincoln.

950
01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:45,927
Honey, we don't have
time for this now.

951
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:49,639
I remember... Oh, God.
He said, "Hello, little girl."

952
01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:53,684
[LAUGHING]

953
01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,108
Is everybody here?

954
01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:03,069
All right, then!

955
01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:06,697
[ALL SINGING "NEW YORK, NEW YORK"]

956
01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:12,536
[SINGING]
Start spreadin' the news

957
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:15,498
I'm leavin' today

958
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:19,627
I wanna be a part ofit

959
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:23,089
New York, New York, yes, sir

960
01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:26,717
These vagabond shoes

961
01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:30,262
Are longing to stray

962
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:33,808
And step around the heart of it

963
01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,227
New York, New York

964
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:38,688
These guys aren't bad.

965
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:41,941
FRED: Incredible as it seems,
ladies and gentlemen...

966
01:28:42,109 --> 01:28:47,238
...after their bizarre, bloodcurdling
rampage of destruction...

967
01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:52,868
...these strange creatures now appear
to be mounting what seems to be...

968
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:55,246
...a musical number.

969
01:29:45,964 --> 01:29:47,757
They're near the doors.

970
01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:51,427
Don't worry. Soon Mr. Clamp
will drop the cloth...

971
01:29:51,595 --> 01:29:53,262
...and let in the sun.

972
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:57,224
Okay, are we ready to drop this thing?

973
01:29:57,809 --> 01:29:59,894
[THUNDER ROLLING]

974
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:09,153
Sunlight?

975
01:30:41,269 --> 01:30:43,813
Say cheese!

976
01:30:46,608 --> 01:30:48,859
[E. POWER BIGGS' "TOCCATA & FUGUE
IN D MINOR" PLAYING]

977
01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:19,723
They get in the rain, the city
will go under. Armageddon! WWlll!

978
01:31:19,891 --> 01:31:23,227
- Billy, we've gotta do something.
- I know.

979
01:31:25,188 --> 01:31:29,150
There's a fire hose.
Aim it into the lobby.

980
01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:30,651
Are you crazy?

981
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:32,486
Just do it, and do it fast!

982
01:31:32,654 --> 01:31:35,239
Put Gizmo in a box
so he doesn't get wet.

983
01:31:35,407 --> 01:31:37,324
- Okay.
- Marla...

984
01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,326
- Smoke.
- Thanks.

985
01:31:53,383 --> 01:31:54,717
Loogie!

986
01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,558
Lobby!

987
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:05,519
Don't mess with Futterman!

988
01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:15,738
There's a call on hold in Mr. Clamp's
office. Can you transfer it here?

989
01:32:15,906 --> 01:32:17,448
Yeah, I think so.

990
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,995
- Ready!
- Turn it on!

991
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:54,068
Billy, I hope you know
what the hell you're doing.

992
01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:56,862
I'm singing in the bathtub!

993
01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,908
Bypass the file server.

994
01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:03,285
Okay.

995
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:07,164
- That's it!
- My God!

996
01:33:07,958 --> 01:33:09,667
Turn off the hose!

997
01:33:13,255 --> 01:33:14,588
Hit it!

998
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:07,891
I'm melting! Melting! I'm melting!

999
01:34:08,059 --> 01:34:09,059
I'm melting!

1000
01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:12,438
Oh, what a world, what a world!

1001
01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:23,782
FRED: The creatures seem to be melting
into horrible little green and brown...

1002
01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:27,119
...puddles. It's... It's like...

1003
01:34:27,287 --> 01:34:32,583
Well, I can't say what it looks like,
on television, but it looks terrible.

1004
01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:56,690
OFFICER:
Let's go! Come on!

1005
01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:05,074
It's stuck. Come on. Back up here.
Down there. Come on! Let's go!

1006
01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,160
We'll take them by this door.
Come on!

1007
01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:10,496
Charge!

1008
01:35:23,426 --> 01:35:27,638
I didn't hurt myself. Maybe we can
use this stuff for landfill.

1009
01:35:27,806 --> 01:35:32,309
- We're here with Daniel R. Clamp.
- Hey! Hey! Wait a minute, pal!

1010
01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:35,312
Who told you to go on my network?

1011
01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:39,817
Nobody, sir.
It just seemed like news, so...

1012
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:46,407
Right, right. I'm making you
an anchor. Six o'clock, weeknights.

1013
01:35:46,574 --> 01:35:50,869
Go to Barneys and get new clothes.
Give this man a credit card.

1014
01:35:51,037 --> 01:35:54,498
This is Old World.
Think sweaters. Think avuncular.

1015
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:56,500
Right. Avuncular!

1016
01:35:56,668 --> 01:35:59,753
- And my cameraman?
- Off caffeine, he's okay.

1017
01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:02,464
- I'm a hit!
- We're a hit.

1018
01:36:02,632 --> 01:36:07,594
What does a menswear makeover cost
today? Join us as we investigate...

1019
01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:09,888
And get some sun this weekend!

1020
01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:12,558
Hey, Bill! Oh, boy!

1021
01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:18,147
- What's happening?
- It moved, sir.

1022
01:36:18,314 --> 01:36:23,402
All right. Carry on.
Careful, that stuff's slippery.

1023
01:36:23,570 --> 01:36:24,987
So you bailed us out.

1024
01:36:25,155 --> 01:36:29,450
It wasn't just me. We all chipped in.
Mr. Futterman and Marla.

1025
01:36:29,617 --> 01:36:31,410
Marla?

1026
01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:35,581
- Yes, sir?
- You work for me, don't you?

1027
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,252
Yes, sir.

1028
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:42,588
Very, very hard.

1029
01:36:50,305 --> 01:36:51,638
Murray!

1030
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:53,390
What happened?

1031
01:36:53,766 --> 01:36:56,310
They tried it again,
but we were ready.

1032
01:36:56,478 --> 01:37:00,355
- Let's go. Smells like burnt meatloaf.
- It's Daniel Clamp!

1033
01:37:00,523 --> 01:37:04,193
He's here!
Mr. Clamp, can we have a statement?

1034
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:05,694
Please, please!

1035
01:37:06,112 --> 01:37:11,408
My new head of public relations here
will handle all questions.

1036
01:37:11,576 --> 01:37:13,160
Why, Daniel!

1037
01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:17,247
- What happened?
- Where's the camera? It was horrible.

1038
01:37:17,415 --> 01:37:20,167
We had to stop work altogether.

1039
01:37:20,335 --> 01:37:22,794
- Sorry about the building.
- I'm not.

1040
01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:26,173
- You're not?
- No, we're insured for the damages.

1041
01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:30,677
Maybe it wasn't a place
for people anyway.

1042
01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:36,183
It was a place for things. You make
a place for things. Things come.

1043
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:39,019
Well, sir, you kept the city safe.

1044
01:37:39,187 --> 01:37:43,232
That's right. That's a good point.
The sacrifice.

1045
01:37:43,399 --> 01:37:46,401
That could be in my next book.
I should be taking notes.

1046
01:37:46,569 --> 01:37:50,989
- Who's got a pencil and paper?
- Here you go.

1047
01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:56,453
- What's this?
- Kingston Falls.

1048
01:37:56,663 --> 01:37:59,248
- I've looked for this!
- To buy?

1049
01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:04,253
No, to build for my next project
in Jersey! This is terrific!

1050
01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:07,965
People want now,
the traditional community thing.

1051
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:11,176
Quiet little towns, back to the earth.

1052
01:38:11,344 --> 01:38:12,928
Is this your concept?

1053
01:38:13,096 --> 01:38:18,100
- It's our hometown.
- That's better. I love that! It's...

1054
01:38:18,268 --> 01:38:21,019
Wait. It's...

1055
01:38:21,187 --> 01:38:26,483
"Clamp Corners. Where life
slows down to a crawl."

1056
01:38:26,651 --> 01:38:29,319
- What do you think?
- It's terrific.

1057
01:38:29,696 --> 01:38:33,365
This is what people want,
not talking elevators.

1058
01:38:33,533 --> 01:38:37,202
You sell me this design,
and we'll build the biggest...

1059
01:38:37,370 --> 01:38:40,289
...most sensational
quiet little town ever.

1060
01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:44,751
- But for him to do an entire town...
- We can come to a deal.

1061
01:38:44,919 --> 01:38:51,008
- Are you Mrs. Peltzer?
- Yes! Well, I'm gonna be.

1062
01:38:51,175 --> 01:38:54,428
- What's that?
- This is Gizmo.

1063
01:38:54,721 --> 01:38:56,930
- He's a Mogwai.
GIZMO: Mogwai.

1064
01:38:57,098 --> 01:39:00,559
- I look at him, you know what I see?
- What, sir?

1065
01:39:00,727 --> 01:39:03,937
Dolls with suction cups
staring out car windows.

1066
01:39:04,105 --> 01:39:08,317
A Macy's parade float. Have you
thought about merchandising?

1067
01:39:08,484 --> 01:39:10,110
- Me? No.
- Yeah!

1068
01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:14,031
There's something there.
Lose the headband, though.

1069
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:16,199
BILLY:
He likes the headband.

1070
01:39:16,367 --> 01:39:18,994
It's flexible. Excuse me.

1071
01:39:19,203 --> 01:39:22,289
A lot of buildings wouldn't stand up
to this intense use.

1072
01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:26,126
Go home now.

1073
01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:35,385
CLAMP'S VOICE: No visit to New York
is complete without...

1074
01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:41,350
...touring the world's most...
- Put a glaze of cheese on top.

1075
01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:44,102
- Your favorite.
- Yeah, sure.

1076
01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:46,063
GIZMO:
Showtime! MTV.

1077
01:39:46,230 --> 01:39:48,482
- Are you coming?
- In a minute.

1078
01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:50,984
GIZMO: HBO.
- What did he say?

1079
01:39:51,152 --> 01:39:52,486
He wants cable.

1080
01:39:52,654 --> 01:39:54,071
GIZMO: Nick at Nite?
KATIE: No.

1081
01:39:54,238 --> 01:39:57,240
GIZMO:
MTV? HBO?

1082
01:39:57,825 --> 01:39:59,159
- Have a cigarette?
WOMAN: Sorry.

1083
01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:00,661
I'll quit.

1084
01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:03,288
- For you, sir. From the building.
- In the building?

1085
01:40:03,456 --> 01:40:09,252
Hello? Forster, what are you...?
Okay, we'll get you out. What floor?

1086
01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:13,340
Way up there? It'll take a while.
The elevators are out.

1087
01:40:13,508 --> 01:40:15,342
And all the automatic doors
are locked.

1088
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:20,180
I don't know, not long. We'll do what
we can. Keep your pants on.

1089
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:25,394
- You've been working too hard.
- Maybe I have, Mr. Clamp.

1090
01:40:25,561 --> 01:40:29,147
- Take a day off. Half a day.
- That's very generous, sir.

1091
01:40:29,315 --> 01:40:33,777
A half-day off once the building
is operational. Thank you, sir.

1092
01:40:34,779 --> 01:40:37,614
[BELL RINGING]

1093
01:40:49,752 --> 01:40:52,087
[WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING]

1094
01:43:22,029 --> 01:43:24,364
Long, isn't it?

1095
01:44:20,212 --> 01:44:22,589
Patently ridiculous!

1096
01:44:55,665 --> 01:45:00,460
Still lurking about?
Don't you people have homes?

1097
01:45:49,593 --> 01:45:50,927
That's...

1098
01:45:51,095 --> 01:45:52,429
DAFFY:
Oh, no, you don't!

1099
01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:56,683
Sorry, 60 years of hogging
the end title is enough!

1100
01:45:56,851 --> 01:45:59,477
So that's all, folks!

1101
01:46:03,357 --> 01:46:05,233
Fade out.

1102
01:46:16,746 --> 01:46:18,747
[English - US - SDH]

1102
01:46:19,305 --> 01:46:25,650
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