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by an actual 13th-century
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We are talking
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I personally have cut myself
numerous times. [ Yells ]

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Money is a living,
breathing thing, Geri.

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If you disrespect money,
its feelings get hurt...

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and it will leave you
just like your two husbands did.

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When you are down,
your money is sad.

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And when you are strong,
your money is very, very happy.

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No fear.

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No panic.
Just be myself.

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Just be myself.

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I'm ready.

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I'm prepared.

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The new guy's
gonna like me...

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- 'cause I'm a skilled
and confident profession--
- [ Knock At Door ]

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- Mr Rick, you--
- Thank you.

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Appreciate it.
Thank you, honey.

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Good, better, best. Never let it rest
until your good is better...

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and your better is best.

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And then, you know,
when crucial decisions are made...

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people get left behind.

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We're the future. Listen. It reminds
me of a story in my personal life.

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In the early '60s, my father
was in the eyeglass business.

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And one day,
my uncle, uh, comes to him...

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and he says,
"Leo, we gotta make a change.

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The future is in Plexiglas."

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My father said, "Plexiglas is crap,
and I'm not gonna sell it."

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And he didn't, and you know what
happened? The public wanted it.

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My uncle got into Plexi,
made a fortune.

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My dad, he hurled himself out
the 17th-floor window of his office.

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If it'd been Plexiglas,
he'd still be here. I'll hold.

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Hi. Of course, I'm kidding.
I'm pretty sure my dad's still alive.

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The point is: Don't be like him.
Don't miss the boat.

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Come on.
Sell your product on our channel.

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In 6 months, if you still don't
like us, we call it quits--

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Of course it makes sense.
I know it is.

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- Great. And your stockholders
won't regret it.
- It's bulletproof.

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Fire!

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[ Screams ]

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Ricky, these eye massagers,
what do ya think, huh?

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What is that, the white mask of Zorro?
You're spookin' me out.

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- Ricky. Ricky. Great.
- Hey, Al!

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- How've you been?
- Good, good, good.

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- Look, I wanted to show you these mats.
- I've seen those. No, thank you.

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- These are different. They're doormats.
- I've seen them.

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- They're made to look like grass.
Got it. Don't want it. Thank you.
- Okay.

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Tim George has offered me
a good price over at QVC.

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Okay, lemme see, lemme see.
What's the gimmick? Give me the thing.

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- It works for all four seasons.
- Yeah?

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This one is summer.
Autumn.

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- Spring.
- Look like kids did this.

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- Winter. Huh?
- Oh, look at that.

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We call it the Four Seasons Pad.
It's educational.

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- Educational? That's not
gonna get me to buy them.
- Tim George wants 100,000.

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That gets me to buy 'em.
Okay, come up with a name
other than the Four Seasons Pad.

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That sounds like a sanitary napkin,
or I don't know what.

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And call me later,
and we'll work out the details.

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- Can we work out the deal now,
in case later you're in, um--
- [ Man ] Hey, Ricky.

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- I know McBainbridge starts today.
- What, it's like I'm getting fired?

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- No, no! I did not--
- I'll give you a chop. Okay. Hey!

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Leave some here, and we'll get
what's-his-name-- the dog from Frasier--

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- Eddie. Great.
- Eddie to sell some
on his show tonight. Tonight.

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- Great. Thank you. Thank you.
- Call me up. Thank you.

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- Thank you.
- Okay. [ Gasps ]

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- Ladies! How many
lovely ladies can there be?
- Hey!

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Hey! Fresca. Mm!
How's my favourite foot model?

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- Great.
- You look so beautiful.
Let me see that foot.

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- What are we selling?
- Mood toe rings.

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[ Gasps ] Gimme the shoe. Take the shoe.
Take that. Oh, look at the--

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Oh! Oh!
This makes me happy.

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Look at the toes.
Like candies, like Red Hots.

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So succulent. Excuse me. Hello.
Want to know your emotions?

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Maybe some other time.
I know how I'm feeling today.

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- [ Ladies ] Ooh!
- Wait a minute.

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I don't know. Hang on.
Wait. Wait a second.

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You can't jump to a conclusion like
that. Let me do this. Let me do this.

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[ Clears Throat ]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Your pulse is a little fast.
Let me guess.

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You're feeling lost and like you could
use some help. Could I pitch in?

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Oh, that's funny. I was going
to say the same thing about you.

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- What, I look lost?
- No, that you need some help.

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Well, like maybe
a little help with your name.

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I've never seen you here before.
I'm sure I'd remember.

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- You're definitely
not one of the models.
- Oh, thank you.

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That's always nice to hear.

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- Oh, no, no.
Of course I meant you're very--
- Late.

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My name's Ricky, by the way.
What's your whole name again?

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I didn't give it to you.

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Mmm! [ Chuckling ]
Lay it on me. What have we got?

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- Tell me everything.
- James Brown is doing the show.

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Hi, everybody.
I'm Clarence Reynolds, here with
the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.

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- Welcome to GBSN. Welcome back.
- Ow! I feel good this morning.

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- Good to have you with us.
- It's a groove bein' back with ya.

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- Now, you brought
the Soul Survival System.
- The only way out.

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It's like a personal
security system.

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Now, how does it work,
just in case, God forbid,
there is a medical emergency?

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Okay. If you fall down,
you mash the panic button.

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Help me! Help me! Good God!
Help me! Help me! Good God!

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- Help me! Help me! Good God!
- [ Chatter, Laughter ]

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Is it just me, but everything
he says is not entirely clear?

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- Thank you very much.
Phone, please. Okay.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

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- Now, is this all we've sold?
- Yep.

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- Ricky? Ricky.
- Yeah?

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- Jack Spencer on the phone for you.
- No. Tell him I'm busy.

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- He says it's important.
- [ James Brown ] Hit me! Ow!

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[ Clarence ] Oh, yeah.
That'll get you the help you need.

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- Here he comes.
- Thank you.

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Jack, hi! What a nice surpri-- Huh?
What-- What's the matter?

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Well-- Yeah.

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Well, n-- Th-That is--
That's an outrage.

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The bank said
everything was fine.

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These bastard people
with their computer screwups.

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I'm gonna call 'em right up and really
straighten this out. Thank you. Bye.

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Um, Barry. You need to move
some money from my savings to checking.

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The car payment bounced. And don't tell
me there's nothing left to transfer.

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[ Teeth Click ]

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[ Teeth Click ]
ls that what you were going
to tell me? ls that what that means?

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[ Sighs ]

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Sell some stock. Wow. I'm gonna have
to get the new guy to like me so much...

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he's gonna want to give me
the raise right away.

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You think that's
overly optimistic?

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Thirty seconds to air!

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- You are the best!
- Yeah!

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- Your stuff is the best!
- I can do it!

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- Now go in there and ram it
down their throats! Yeah!
- Yeah!

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I'm 67 years old.

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I've made love twice today.

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Why? Because I'm wearing
new Clam by Vonte.

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Clam is the mysterious
new fragrance from the sea.

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Clam works.

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It can be yours
for just 22.72.

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[ Woman ]
Four easy payments.

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Oh! [ Clears Throat ]
Three times!

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Danny's been fastened
to the studio ceiling...

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using the patented
Cool Bond No-Heat Glue Gun.

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I wouldn't trust any other glue gun
with my grandson's life.

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- Should you?
- Uh-uh.

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- * Money *
- But, you know, based on
everything I've just said...

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I think you can see that it's pretty
obvious that a raise is kind of, uh...

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uh, kind of in order.

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Based on what you just said...

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I think it's pretty obvious
that a brain scan is in order.

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Hayman, things are not
clicking for you here.

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Your sales have been flat
for 27 months.

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N-No-- Well, I mean, that depends
on how you define "flat."

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Stagnant, no growth, dead.

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Oh, flat. Fair enough,
but I'm sure you agree that
the product this year has been--

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It's not what you sell!
It's the selling itself.

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It's about making people
feel they have to have it...

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when they don't
really want it.

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Hayman, I'm giving you two weeks
to get things moving, or you're history.

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[ Sighs ]

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Wait a second. First of all, two weeks--
You gotta give me more time than that.

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- Hold it! Hold it right there!
- Yep. Yep.

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Right there.

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Every day on my way to work...

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I pass a dozen guys
carrying signs.

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"Homeless family."
"Will work for food."

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"Pathetic vet. God bless."
[ Chuckles ]

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There's nothing I can do
about them. The ACLU says they
have a right to stand there.

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So, fine,
let 'em stand there.

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But here, in my office,
in my own goddam office...

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I don't have to live with anybody
begging me for anything!

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You got it?

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Thanks for listening.

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My door is always open.

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Well, I told you...

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there was a meeting
at 3:00 on the dot.

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An hour late, there's a reason.
Fifteen minutes late shows...

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contempt,
disorganization, laziness.

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I had to kill
the entire marketing department.

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Took a little longer than I expected.
Hi. I'm Kate Newell.

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Of course you are.

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- This is Ricky Hayman.
- Oh!

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I've been reading
all about you.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Twenty-seven months of flatness.

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Boy, that's some sort of record.

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Kate is a media analyst.
She went to an lvy League school...

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Iearned all sorts
of fancy ways to sell things.

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I want her to work closely with you
for the next two weeks...

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and see if you can get sales
up eight percent.

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Eight... percent? Yeah.
Well, why not shoot for eight percent--

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Sit down.
Tell him the problems.

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Okay. There are two problems.

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One: The network has no identity.

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If you put all of the shopping
channels together, there's
no way you can tell them apart.

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I know that if we can create
a clear, dynamic identity...

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along with
better sales techniques...

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we will quickly pull ahead
of our competitors and easily
reach our growth target.

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Identity and sales techniques.
We have a meeting in an hour...

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with Scott Hawkes from New Vision
to come up with a more complete plan.

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Well, good.
Well, good.

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Vision, uh, is certainly good.

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And New Vision--
Wow. Newer?

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- [ Phone Rings ]
- [ Ricky ] Hello.

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[ Barry ] Theresa called
to confirm dinner at her place,
but Charlene also called--

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- Barry. Barry, any business calls?
- Oh, um, no.

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- But Tim George is sitting
in McBainbridge's office--
- [ Static ]

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- Later. Later.
- [ Pops ]

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- [ Tyre Squeals ]
- What's happening?

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Hang on. Blowout?

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- This is just a great day for me...
- Okay, slow down.

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just a great,
great day for me.

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- When's the giant meteor
just gonna take me out, huh?
- [ Touch Tone Dialling ]

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- I-- I cannot--
- [ Busy Signal ]

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We're in a dead spot.

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Uh, this I know.

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Hey, look at this.
Ideal. Ideal.

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Here, pop the trunk,
and we'll change it.

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Whoo! Aah!

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- [ Car Horn Honks ]
- [ Laughter ]

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- Loser! [ Shouts, Whoops ]
- [ Shouting, Laughing ]

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Thanks for not using a can!

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I love cherry.

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- [ Ricky ] Oh, don't do that, please.
- What are you talking about?

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I got it right down to a--
Hey, I said, don't do that.
I got it right down to--

222
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:53,740
Ricky, you're supposed to lower the tyre
so you can tighten the lug nuts.

223
00:12:53,824 --> 00:12:55,948
Katie, Katie, Katie,
l-l said don't do it.

224
00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:58,284
I've got it right to the level
that I want it. I'm tightening the nut.

225
00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:02,281
Okay, Mr Expert.
Okay, car mechanic, oh, extraordinaire.

226
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:05,668
I know--
Oh, man. Oh, man.

227
00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:08,252
What a gal.
[ Grunts ]

228
00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:17,179
Ricky.

229
00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:21,102
- Ricky.
- What?

230
00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:24,273
- Somebody's coming.
- What, Roadside Assistance?

231
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,437
I don't think so.

232
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,610
What?

233
00:13:31,825 --> 00:13:34,530
Uh-oh. He's waving.
Don't wave back. Hey, hey!

234
00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:36,619
- I said, don't wave back.
- What? How do you not wave back?

235
00:13:36,705 --> 00:13:38,615
When somebody waves to you,
you wave back.

236
00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:40,784
Not if you don't wanna acknowledge
that person. What are you talking about?

237
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:42,869
What's he gonna do?
He's wearing his pyjamas.

238
00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:45,210
- He could be dangerous.
- How dangerous could he be?

239
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:48,127
- He kisses the ground, for God's sake.
- I rest my case.

240
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,837
- Nothing's interesting here.
Go about your business.
- Hello, two people!

241
00:13:51,972 --> 00:13:53,680
- Hi! What?
- Kate! Hello?

242
00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:55,634
- He's friendly?
- What are you doing?

243
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,351
- Are you in trouble
and in need of my help?
- Oh, no. Thank you. No, no.

244
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,687
- Oh, yes, you are.
- No, we're not. Stay there.

245
00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:03,975
- I'm coming over there.
- No, thank you. Stay right there.

246
00:14:04,069 --> 00:14:05,978
- Stay there! Stay there!
- You need my help.

247
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:10,111
- No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God, no, no, no.
- Oh, my goodness.

248
00:14:10,201 --> 00:14:12,988
- Go back!
- [ Both Chattering ]

249
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,780
See, I was right.
You do need my help.

250
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,164
- What do you think you're doing?
- What can I do to help you two?

251
00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:21,168
- You're very kind, sir, really,
- Look at this.

252
00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:24,132
- but everything's under control,
thank you very much.
- My name's "G."

253
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:26,790
- I'm Kate. Hi. And this is--
- Hi. How are you?

254
00:14:26,886 --> 00:14:29,342
- Robert. Didn't I say that?
- Ricky.

255
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:32,515
Robert Ricky.
Hi, Robert Ricky.

256
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,759
- Nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you.

257
00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:37,516
- Oh, it's such a--
such a treat. Take care.
- [ Chuckles ]

258
00:14:37,648 --> 00:14:39,724
Would you mind if I ask
what "G" stands for?

259
00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:42,860
Just "G" with a period, that's it.
That's my name-- G.

260
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:44,861
- I like that. Okay.
- Yes.

261
00:14:44,989 --> 00:14:47,112
You have to excuse my appearance.
I know I'm a little sticky here.

262
00:14:47,242 --> 00:14:49,697
When you walk down the road
looking like this, sometimes
people throw things at you.

263
00:14:49,786 --> 00:14:53,701
- You wouldn't happen to have
a wet wipe, would you?
- Actually, I do.

264
00:14:53,832 --> 00:14:56,240
I love a woman
that carries wet wipes.

265
00:14:58,254 --> 00:15:02,168
- Mm, Premium Moist Towelettes,
my favourite.
- I carry them everywhere.

266
00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:04,963
You do? That's your need to be
prepared, perfectly prepared.

267
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:06,969
Probably drove
your last boyfriend crazy.

268
00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:10,133
What he didn't understand
is that deep down inside you
never really feel prepared.

269
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:12,474
That's why you're
always overprepared.

270
00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:16,143
My God.
How did you know that?

271
00:15:16,274 --> 00:15:20,224
Because he sees all and knows all?
[ Laughs ]

272
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:24,110
That was a good one. So, thank you
so much and good luck to you.

273
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,566
Sorry I couldn't be
of more help to you.

274
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,198
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no, you were wonderful,
and it was so nice meeting you.

275
00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:32,953
- Oh, same here, Kate, wonderful.
Pleasure was all mine.
- Yeah.

276
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:34,792
- Nice meeting you, too, Robert Ricky.
- My pleasure.

277
00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:38,454
- May we give you a lift?
- Oh, no. I have to get back
to my pilgrimage.

278
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:41,710
- You sure?
- You heard the pilgrim.

279
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,711
- Very funny.
- Yeah, thanks.

280
00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:46,474
- I really like you. Yes.
- I like you too.

281
00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:48,473
- Kate.
- It was so nice meeting you.

282
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,887
- It was very special.
- Yeah. Thank you. Thanks again.

283
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,889
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

284
00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:56,900
- Now, watch out for the cars there.
- Careful!

285
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,446
[ Clears Throat ]

286
00:16:06,204 --> 00:16:08,113
- Kate?
- What?

287
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,115
- Are you insane?
- What?

288
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:13,163
Is that what you do, offer guys
you meet on the highway rides?

289
00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:16,747
- He offered us help.
- Oh, you're new to
this planet, aren't you?

290
00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,632
- [ Engine Starts ]
- [ Laughing ]

291
00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:23,056
- [ Squeals ]
- Oh, my God! [ Screams ]

292
00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:30,353
[ Kate ]
Oh, my God.

293
00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:34,189
- Ai-yi-yi.
- Oh, my God.

294
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:37,154
- Oh, my God. Is he all right?
- Give him air. Give him air.

295
00:16:37,238 --> 00:16:39,812
- He's not conscious.
- Maybe he's meditating?

296
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:43,366
- Face down in the gravel?
- He was-- He was kissing
the ground before.

297
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:46,200
- Ricky, this is real.
- Wait a second. I didn't hit him.

298
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:49,783
- I know it. I stopped.
He must've, um, fainted.
- Oh, God.

299
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,834
- Call 9-1-1.
- Okay.

300
00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:56,006
- [ Busy Signal ]
- Nothing.

301
00:16:56,134 --> 00:16:59,669
Okay, okay, okay. Let's not panic.
Let's-- Let's, um--

302
00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:02,296
- Let's get him into the car.
- Okay. I'll take the--

303
00:17:02,391 --> 00:17:05,226
Unless-- Wait a minute.
Maybe he shouldn't be moved.

304
00:17:05,352 --> 00:17:07,974
- And we just drive to a call box
and send somebody.
- Oh!

305
00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:09,973
- Oh, God! No!
- What? What?

306
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:12,853
That's not disgusting. I'm thinking
things out. Let's get him into the car.

307
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,696
This is exactly why you don't wave.
This is exactly why you don't wave.

308
00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:17,857
- Oh, it's my fault now?
- Let's not argue about it. Come on.

309
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:21,699
[ Woman On P.A. ]
Dr Hoffman, 308. Dr Hoffman, call 308.

310
00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:25,073
How would you like
to take care of payment?

311
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:28,328
Payment? We just brought him in.
I don't know him.

312
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,540
Well... neither do l.

313
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:35,541
- Here. I'll take care of it.
- What are you doing?
What are you doing? No, Kate.

314
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:39,047
- I'm bucks up, I guess.
Sponge baths for everybody.
- Thank you.

315
00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,055
- Hi. I'm Dr Simon.
- Kate Newell.

316
00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:43,051
Oh, the doctor.
Good, good. Kate Newell.

317
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:45,636
G is suffering
from heat exhaustion...

318
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:48,228
but, more seriously,
has some arrhythmia...

319
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,935
an irregular heartbeat
which may or may not be chronic.

320
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,823
I think we should keep him
overnight and monitor him.

321
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,238
- Overnight?
- What do you think brought this on?

322
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,948
- It may be congenital, or due to...
- My thought, my thought.

323
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,072
some traumatic event,
a shock to the system.

324
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,739
We'd like to run
a few more tests to be sure.

325
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,409
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Appreciate all your time.

326
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,912
- Thank you, doctor.
- Don't go crazy on those tests.

327
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:12,754
Keep those to a minimum.
Thank you so much.

328
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:15,300
What? No, I heard, yeah.
I might've been responsible.

329
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:18,515
I feel terrible, but I think
he's in good hands here, don't you?

330
00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,635
Don't you feel good about this place?
He seems so strong.

331
00:18:20,769 --> 00:18:24,221
I think he's gonna be fine.
And, you know, out of every
negative comes some good.

332
00:18:24,315 --> 00:18:26,354
Like what?

333
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:30,268
- Well, I think this tragedy
has brought us closer together.
- Oh, please.

334
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:32,272
What? No.

335
00:18:32,407 --> 00:18:35,278
- This is gonna make
a great story for our kids.
- In your dreams.

336
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:38,945
And, of course, one's a girl.
I think we should name her Z.

337
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:42,956
You know, Annie, I was
sitting home alone one day...

338
00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:47,997
and all of a sudden
I was just thinking, "Balls."

339
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,042
- Balls?
- Yes.

340
00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,882
And that is when I came up
with the concept...

341
00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:55,765
for the Laundry Solution
Cleaning Ball.

342
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:58,934
That's ingenious--
balls that clean.

343
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:03,350
Yes. And you know my Carl.
He is a homicide detective.

344
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:07,102
- Miami's finest.
- Oh, well, we like to think so.

345
00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:09,983
And you can imagine the stains
that he comes home with.

346
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:13,319
You see, you have your blood;
you have your grass.

347
00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:15,487
- You have your sweat.
- Vomit?

348
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,822
Oh, yes, absolutely,
that's your vomit.

349
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:21,119
- I don't see any lipstick there.
- Oh, you bad girl!

350
00:19:21,211 --> 00:19:23,619
These gals have something,
don't they?

351
00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:26,834
You know, I don't see
a thing wrong with these ladies.

352
00:19:26,926 --> 00:19:31,802
Who better than these
bouncy, homegrown--

353
00:19:31,889 --> 00:19:35,508
- Hi. I was reviewing the sales
from last night's stuff.
- What the dilly-- Oh, look.

354
00:19:35,644 --> 00:19:38,680
- Tell me.
- Eddie the dog couldn't move
the grass mats, maybe sold ten.

355
00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:42,479
- No. He's phoning it in.
I'm gonna talk to his trainer.
- [ Phone Rings ]

356
00:19:42,568 --> 00:19:44,525
Control.

357
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:47,026
Hey, what are you doing
tomorrow at night?

358
00:19:47,156 --> 00:19:49,861
'Cause I'm having a bunch
of potential distributors...

359
00:19:49,993 --> 00:19:52,318
over for cocktails at my place,
including Nino Cerruti...

360
00:19:52,412 --> 00:19:56,280
who's starting his new
ready-to-wear line which I would
love to get here on Good Buy.

361
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,326
So it'd be so great
if you could pop over.

362
00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:00,992
- [ Barry ] Yeah. Hold on.
- I'm sorry. I have plans.

363
00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:03,377
- Ricky. Ricky!
- You do?

364
00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:06,040
There's a consonant here
to see you.

365
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,212
- What? Shh-shh!
- A visitor?

366
00:20:08,305 --> 00:20:11,057
A bit. Huh!
No kidding?

367
00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:14,184
Yeah. He doesn't know
anything about it.

368
00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:18,849
It's just if you were there, you know,
it'd show support and team spirit...

369
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,859
and I think that it'd win him over;
I think you would.

370
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:24,317
Strictly business?

371
00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:28,488
Kate, this is me.

372
00:20:28,619 --> 00:20:30,944
[ Cleaning Ball Lady ]
It works so easily.

373
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,164
I'll try.

374
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:38,076
You simply apply
Laundry Solution to the stains.

375
00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:42,460
You toss it in the washer.
That's all.

376
00:20:42,593 --> 00:20:44,965
- That simple?
- That simple.

377
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,302
[ Man ]
What fantastic balls.

378
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:50,635
- Oh, Jesus! What-- What is this?
- [ Crew Murmuring ]

379
00:20:51,978 --> 00:20:54,101
- [ Crew Chattering ]
- No!

380
00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:57,772
Wait a minute.
B-Barry, call Security.

381
00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:59,936
Get them on the floor
immediately, please.

382
00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:01,856
- [ Woman ] Go to James Brown.
- Hello. Security?

383
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:09,028
Uh, the, uh--
I can apply this while it's on you.

384
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,833
- [ G ] Great. That's even better.
- [ Woman ] All right.

385
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:14,414
Stay right here.
When I say go, get him out of there.

386
00:21:14,503 --> 00:21:16,330
- All right. H-Here we go.
- Right, right, right there.

387
00:21:16,463 --> 00:21:18,919
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

388
00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:26,339
I see a face on this. Come look
at this. Do you see a face here?

389
00:21:26,474 --> 00:21:28,847
- Do you see that?
- I-l-- I don't know.

390
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,017
Can I have your headset?
Thank you.

391
00:21:31,146 --> 00:21:34,765
- Look. Look.
- [ Gasps ] It's the baby Jesus.

392
00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:39,818
- No, that's not Jesus.
That's Merv Griffin.
- No? What?

393
00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:42,148
- Look. Upside down. You see?
- Oh!

394
00:21:42,242 --> 00:21:46,157
Okay, listen up. Jim, camera three,
get a tight shot of the sign.

395
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:48,115
Cut to camera three
on Ricky's word.

396
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,991
- See? Look. I'll make it look at you.
- Oh!

397
00:21:52,128 --> 00:21:54,915
- See? And he's looking at--
He's looking at you.
- He's looking at me!

398
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,915
Sam, when I give the word,
cut to camera three and go
to the teaser for Peppertown.

399
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:01,674
- Three, get ready. Ready?
- Peppertown teaser. On his word.

400
00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:05,014
It's amazing. One person's cherry stain
is another person's talk show host.

401
00:22:05,142 --> 00:22:06,720
- Now.
- Go.

402
00:22:06,852 --> 00:22:08,845
It's all around us. We just
have to look for it, you know?

403
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,222
- Good. Good, good, good.
- [ Sighs ]

404
00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:13,765
- Come on. Get him out.
- [ Chattering ]

405
00:22:13,902 --> 00:22:16,393
Okay. We're off. Take him to my office.
I'm right behind you.

406
00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:19,282
Robert Ricky. Look at this.
This looks exactly like Merv Griffin.

407
00:22:19,408 --> 00:22:21,780
- We're gonna have a talk.
Let's have a talk.
- Oh, okay.

408
00:22:21,911 --> 00:22:24,449
Sorry, ladies.
We're off. H-Hang with us.

409
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:27,118
And, you know, don't--
Everybody's saying "balls" way too much.

410
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,872
Don't say "balls."
Don't say "blue balls."
We're selling Laundry Solution.

411
00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:33,212
That's what to say. You're way
too in love with "balls," aren't ya?

412
00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:36,050
That's all I feel like I'm hearing,
is "balls, balls, balls, balls, balls."

413
00:22:36,135 --> 00:22:38,708
- Robert Ricky!
- I'm right there.

414
00:22:38,804 --> 00:22:40,714
[ Annie ]
We'll be back on soon.

415
00:22:40,807 --> 00:22:43,214
I thought it was Jesus.
It was Merv.

416
00:22:43,309 --> 00:22:45,302
I thought it looked
like Karl Malden.

417
00:22:45,437 --> 00:22:47,311
- Thanks, guys.
- Sure.

418
00:22:47,439 --> 00:22:50,144
- Thank you, Cedric.
Thank you, Ted. On you go.
- Thank you, Cedric and Ted.

419
00:22:50,275 --> 00:22:52,814
- Thank you for bringing me
to Robert Ricky.
- Okay.

420
00:22:52,945 --> 00:22:55,816
- What a wonderful place
you have here. Exhilarating.
- G?

421
00:22:55,948 --> 00:22:59,115
- I can feel your energy in this room.
- Yeah. Sir.

422
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,236
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
-Bad idea? Bad idea?

423
00:23:01,329 --> 00:23:03,536
- It's a bad idea? Look at this place.
- No, no. Listen. Listen.

424
00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:07,242
- Hey! What's happening?
- [ Inhales ] I can feel
the excitement in this place.

425
00:23:07,378 --> 00:23:09,750
- G? What are you doing? What happened?
- Yes?

426
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,087
I'd like to give you
the benefit of the doubt here.

427
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,589
- You're obviously from out of
town and look real unfamiliar.
- G!

428
00:23:14,719 --> 00:23:16,759
- Oh, Kate! How are you?
- Look who's up and around.

429
00:23:16,888 --> 00:23:18,881
So good to see you.
You know something? Let me tell you.

430
00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:21,726
I don't know if it's you that makes this
dress look incredible or vice-versa...

431
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,720
but either way
it's a winning combination.

432
00:23:23,812 --> 00:23:25,722
Oh, thank you.
But what were you doing?

433
00:23:25,815 --> 00:23:28,899
- You can't just jump on TV like that.
- I'm sorry. I had a stain.

434
00:23:28,985 --> 00:23:31,274
- Yeah. Did McB see that?
- No, I don't think so.

435
00:23:31,404 --> 00:23:34,109
Okay. Well, maybe he doesn't
have to hear about it, because--

436
00:23:34,199 --> 00:23:37,117
because, after all, if certain people
hadn't waved to certain people...

437
00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:40,987
as well-intentioned
and kind of dopey as it was...

438
00:23:41,123 --> 00:23:43,449
I think we see now that it
was very misguided; we'll
talk about the whole thing.

439
00:23:43,584 --> 00:23:45,957
Listen, we're right in the middle of
our day here. Did you come for a reason?

440
00:23:46,087 --> 00:23:48,459
Oh, yes, I did. I came
because the hospital just released me...

441
00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:51,128
- and they informed me
that you paid my doctor's bill...
- Yeah.

442
00:23:51,259 --> 00:23:53,964
and I just wanted to come down
and thank you personally, Robert Ricky.

443
00:23:54,096 --> 00:23:56,718
- Ricky. Just call me Ricky.
- You're shortening your name,
just like me.

444
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,720
Wait till you get to just "R."
The time you'll save will put
hours on your life, trust me.

445
00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:01,644
Anyway, I just wanted to
tell you thank you so much...

446
00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:04,097
and if there's anything that I can do
to repay you, just let me know.

447
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,183
Ah, I gotcha!
I gotcha!

448
00:24:06,318 --> 00:24:08,607
- You know what would
make me the happiest?
- What's that?

449
00:24:08,695 --> 00:24:11,447
Knowing that you were
back on your way...

450
00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:14,782
searching, healing, following
that golden, golden path of yours.

451
00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:17,656
And may God, or whatever it is you
believe in, smile upon your journey.

452
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:21,163
- There's a door right
at the bottom of the stairs.
- Wait. What did Dr Simon say?

453
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,831
Well, the doctor told me I should stay
out of the sun for a couple of weeks...

454
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,500
and then I should come back
and see him, have another checkup...

455
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,170
and if everything panned out,
then I can resume my pilgrimage.

456
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,505
- Where will you stay?
- During the day, I can stay
in a shopping mall or something.

457
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,011
- And at night,
it's really not that bad.
- Shopping malls are great here.

458
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,099
- That's good.
- No!

459
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:40,513
That's not right. You wouldn't
be stuck here if it weren't for us.

460
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,687
Okay. Okay.
Um... here.

461
00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:49,196
Here's, um... t--
Here's $180.

462
00:24:49,282 --> 00:24:51,856
Find yourself a motel room,
rest up and consider us Even Steven.

463
00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,903
Absolutely not.
There's no way I can accept money.

464
00:24:54,037 --> 00:24:56,077
- I'm sorry, but thank you.
- I don't want to offend.
You're very grateful.

465
00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:58,876
- Why don't you come stay at my place?
- [ Both ] What?

466
00:24:59,001 --> 00:25:01,208
I mean it. I couldn't let you
stay out in this heat.

467
00:25:01,337 --> 00:25:03,662
What if something happened to you?
I'd never forgive myself.

468
00:25:03,756 --> 00:25:05,666
I don't know.
I don't think I can do that.

469
00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:09,294
He can't do that. It's a religious
thing, Kate. You'll never understand.

470
00:25:09,429 --> 00:25:12,715
No, believe me. It would be
much worse for me knowing
you were out on the streets.

471
00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:15,602
It's air-conditioned.
Great pool.

472
00:25:15,728 --> 00:25:19,062
- Really?
- Uh-huh. I can't cook,
but I order a mean takeout.

473
00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:23,140
Oh, man. Well, I know how to eat
some mean takeout too.

474
00:25:23,278 --> 00:25:26,564
And if you spill anything, you'll know
who's got the wet wipes for it.

475
00:25:26,698 --> 00:25:29,735
- Or the stain ball.
- That'll be fun.
It'll be like a slumber party.

476
00:25:29,868 --> 00:25:32,739
- We could dance, wear our jammies.
- This is so great.

477
00:25:32,872 --> 00:25:35,743
I wish I had my camera.
[ Imitates Camera Clicking ]
Ah, this is so sweet.

478
00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:39,042
But, Kate, I cannot in good conscience
let G stay with you.

479
00:25:39,129 --> 00:25:42,249
This is my... fault,
now that I've thought about it.

480
00:25:42,382 --> 00:25:46,083
It's my responsibility.
G, please stay with me.

481
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:49,091
I'd like you to stay
at my house.

482
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,352
Do you have a pool?

483
00:26:09,204 --> 00:26:11,611
[ People Chattering, Shouting ]

484
00:26:16,003 --> 00:26:19,289
- Having fun there, huh?
- Oh, yes. I always have fun.

485
00:26:19,381 --> 00:26:23,629
- How about you?
- You're after something,
aren't you, buddy?

486
00:26:23,761 --> 00:26:26,087
- Definitely.
- Yeah.

487
00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:28,506
Think I'll find it?
[ Laughs ]

488
00:26:38,069 --> 00:26:41,189
Hey, this thing
works really good.

489
00:26:41,322 --> 00:26:43,861
Look at that.
[ Laughs ] Thank you.

490
00:26:44,534 --> 00:26:46,610
Mm. Okay.

491
00:26:46,703 --> 00:26:50,369
- Very nice.
Want some sheets for the bed?
- Oh, no, thank you.

492
00:26:50,499 --> 00:26:53,335
That won't be necessary.
I don't sleep on mattresses.

493
00:26:53,419 --> 00:26:55,993
You know, mattresses are inhabited
by flesh-eating mites...

494
00:26:56,089 --> 00:26:58,841
that live off the dead skin that flakes
off your body while you're sleeping.

495
00:26:58,925 --> 00:27:01,677
I don't want to go through that.
I like the floor.

496
00:27:01,762 --> 00:27:05,095
It's nice and comfortable and firm.
You might want to try it sometime.

497
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,430
[ Chuckles ]
No. No, thank you.

498
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,846
I'll-- I'll stick with
the old skin-eating mite pad.

499
00:27:10,938 --> 00:27:14,105
You want to be a buffet,
you go right ahead.

500
00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:16,725
I'm sure the mites will enjoy.

501
00:27:16,862 --> 00:27:20,860
They're having nervous Ricky flakes
tonight. [ Laughs ]

502
00:27:20,949 --> 00:27:24,235
Abbondanza, mites!
[ Chuckles ]

503
00:27:46,102 --> 00:27:48,558
A very pleasant good morning
to you, Ricky.

504
00:27:48,688 --> 00:27:50,812
Good morning. Look.

505
00:27:50,941 --> 00:27:53,895
I don't want to hear of
any beauty of life, okay?

506
00:27:53,986 --> 00:27:57,071
- It's too early.
- How can you be grumpy
in a beautiful setting like this?

507
00:27:57,156 --> 00:28:00,822
- Look at this beautiful place.
- I'll tell you how, Mr G.

508
00:28:00,952 --> 00:28:04,202
'Cause it's all, uh...
it's all hanging by a thread.

509
00:28:04,289 --> 00:28:06,994
The whole Hayman empire.

510
00:28:07,126 --> 00:28:10,910
And I'm... that close
to joining you on the street.

511
00:28:11,047 --> 00:28:13,834
I'm sorry.
I travel alone.

512
00:28:13,966 --> 00:28:17,550
Great.
Even you won't hire me.

513
00:28:17,637 --> 00:28:20,389
[ Groans ]
O.J.?

514
00:28:20,474 --> 00:28:23,558
Oh, I threw the orange juice out.
It was smelly.

515
00:28:23,644 --> 00:28:27,227
It had a little smell to it.
Why don't you try this?

516
00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:30,232
I made it fresh.
It's delicious.

517
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:36,654
Mmm. Very pleasant,
very refreshing. Try it.

518
00:28:40,579 --> 00:28:43,070
Now, don't drink it too fast.
Drink it very slowly.

519
00:28:43,165 --> 00:28:46,582
- Take it in.
- I'll drink. All right.

520
00:28:48,004 --> 00:28:50,127
Mmmm!

521
00:28:50,257 --> 00:28:52,463
- Yes. You like that?
- It's not bad. It's good.

522
00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:54,466
- No, it's delicious.
- What is that?

523
00:28:54,595 --> 00:28:56,801
- What do you taste in that?
- What is it, peach?

524
00:28:56,889 --> 00:28:58,798
- Yes, peaches.
- It's good.

525
00:28:58,891 --> 00:29:01,892
- Yes, and what else?
- I-l don't know.

526
00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:04,392
- I don't know.
- My urine is in it.

527
00:29:06,942 --> 00:29:10,358
- Psych your mind.
No, no, no, psych your mind.
- [ Water Running ]

528
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:13,488
It's not my urine.
I kid you. It's a joke.

529
00:29:13,616 --> 00:29:15,573
It's herbal tea.

530
00:29:15,701 --> 00:29:19,367
I know you like jokes. I wanted
to start the day off with a funny joke.

531
00:29:19,497 --> 00:29:24,076
Trust me, my urine doesn't have
that tasty zing to it. I know.

532
00:29:24,211 --> 00:29:27,331
Let's go out here and look
at the sunlight and stand in the sun.

533
00:29:27,464 --> 00:29:29,671
I don't want to stay
in this apartment all day.

534
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,671
You can see all the way
down to the beach from here, you know.

535
00:29:32,762 --> 00:29:35,680
- Let's see what you got here.
- Here you go.

536
00:29:35,765 --> 00:29:37,924
Well.

537
00:29:38,059 --> 00:29:40,930
You were cum laude.
That's great.

538
00:29:42,898 --> 00:29:45,306
[ Phone Ringing ]

539
00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:51,817
- Barry. Barry.
- Yeah?

540
00:29:51,908 --> 00:29:56,286
Uh-- D-Don't tell me,
somebody else for my job?

541
00:29:56,413 --> 00:30:00,328
No, no, no! Larry King doesn't interview
this many people. Really?

542
00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:03,335
- Did you take him the fax I sent
you, the new image suggestions?
- Yeah. It's done.

543
00:30:03,421 --> 00:30:07,170
- What you think?
- I thought they were great ideas.

544
00:30:07,258 --> 00:30:09,298
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Just great?

545
00:30:09,427 --> 00:30:12,879
Uh, uh, amazing?
Uh... inspired?

546
00:30:13,015 --> 00:30:14,889
- Erotic?
- Don't.

547
00:30:15,017 --> 00:30:17,555
[ Sighs ] He's gotta like 'em.
I was up all night.

548
00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:21,387
- I was up all night.
What else? Anything else?
- Also, the bank called.

549
00:30:21,524 --> 00:30:24,478
- Uh, car guy or mortgage guy?
Please don't say mortgage guy.
- Mortgage guy.

550
00:30:24,611 --> 00:30:26,485
- Hi. Hi, Barry.
- Hey.

551
00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:28,522
- Miss Newell.
- Look who it is. Good morning.

552
00:30:28,615 --> 00:30:31,533
- How's G?
- Oh, he's in the car. I left him there.

553
00:30:31,619 --> 00:30:34,324
I cracked the window.

554
00:30:34,455 --> 00:30:37,326
No, he's at home. He's fine.
Don't you want to know how I am?

555
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:41,456
Judging from McB's reaction
to your new fax, you're in rare form.

556
00:30:41,588 --> 00:30:44,542
Really? What do you mean?
He liked it? No.

557
00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:47,883
He liked it? Of course he liked it.
You know why? You know why?

558
00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:50,592
'Cause I'm a born game-on-the-line,
final seconds, go-to guy.

559
00:30:50,681 --> 00:30:53,089
Pressure is my mistress.
What'd he say? What'd he say?

560
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,426
- He said they were hilarious.
- Hilarious?

561
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:58,479
He was weeping in there this morning,
and it takes a lot to make him laugh.

562
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:02,190
Yeah. I know, I know.
He seemed a little... down.

563
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:05,273
- He says he can't wait
to see your real ones.
- Right.

564
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,282
You know, it was really smart of you
to get him in a good mood.

565
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,784
May make it easier for him to take
last night's numbers. Down two percent.

566
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:15,038
Grass mats were a catastrophe.
We sold one.

567
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:20,498
- You I will see later.
- Okay.

568
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,671
See you later.

569
00:31:31,143 --> 00:31:34,477
Okay. Please, please
let this party work for me.

570
00:31:34,563 --> 00:31:37,814
You know, I don't know
what's the matter.

571
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,308
I seem to be doing
everything wrong.

572
00:31:40,403 --> 00:31:42,645
Okay. Good, better, best.
[ Snapping Fingers ]

573
00:31:42,739 --> 00:31:46,784
Never let it rest until your good
is better and your better is best.

574
00:31:46,868 --> 00:31:49,786
[ People Chattering ]

575
00:31:55,503 --> 00:31:57,745
Oh. Hope I'm not
interrupting.

576
00:31:57,881 --> 00:32:02,128
- Say, could we have
a little chat for a second?
- Oh, yes.

577
00:32:02,219 --> 00:32:05,090
You may have noticed some
increased activity in the apartment.

578
00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,927
Yes, I did notice all the flowers.
I think it's beautiful.

579
00:32:08,058 --> 00:32:10,846
Right. That's because I'm having
a little get-together here.

580
00:32:10,937 --> 00:32:13,724
- Wonderful. Oh.
- I know. It's a business function.

581
00:32:13,857 --> 00:32:18,104
Now, uh... I'm not gonna
lock you in here...

582
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:20,858
'cause, well, frankly,
I think it's illegal.

583
00:32:20,948 --> 00:32:24,862
But, um, as a favour to me...

584
00:32:24,952 --> 00:32:28,618
uh, the guy who paid your medical
expenses and has given you shelter...

585
00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:32,449
would you please...
stay in the room?

586
00:32:32,586 --> 00:32:35,159
I'll be right here, Ricky.

587
00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:37,378
Great. Thank you.

588
00:32:37,508 --> 00:32:40,924
- That's quite an outfit
you have on there, Ricky.
- What?

589
00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:44,339
Quite an outfit
you have on there.

590
00:32:44,432 --> 00:32:47,552
Thank you.
Good night.

591
00:32:50,522 --> 00:32:52,562
Think it's too much?

592
00:32:52,691 --> 00:32:55,895
Personally, I would, um...

593
00:32:56,028 --> 00:32:58,864
I would lose
the pocket thing.

594
00:32:58,948 --> 00:33:01,024
Oh, the hanky?

595
00:33:01,117 --> 00:33:03,655
- The hanky? Yes.
- I like the hanky.

596
00:33:03,787 --> 00:33:06,112
It's just a traditional, uh--

597
00:33:06,248 --> 00:33:09,083
[ Chuckling ]
I don't like it.

598
00:33:09,168 --> 00:33:11,576
[ Chuckles ]
Okay.

599
00:33:11,712 --> 00:33:14,713
Uh, so before we start,
do you want anything?

600
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:17,717
You know, there's frozen stuff--
pizza or whatever.

601
00:33:17,802 --> 00:33:20,969
And you've got a jar of that
delicious "urinade" in the fridge.

602
00:33:21,098 --> 00:33:24,383
Oh. I'm fine.
I have everything that I need.

603
00:33:24,476 --> 00:33:26,434
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

604
00:33:26,562 --> 00:33:29,349
- Have fun.
- Thank you. You too.

605
00:33:29,565 --> 00:33:32,401
- ** [ Jazz ]
- [ People Chattering, Laughing ]

606
00:33:33,653 --> 00:33:36,061
[ Woman ]
That's what he said.

607
00:33:37,824 --> 00:33:40,398
You know, our numbers are competitive
with all the other channels...

608
00:33:40,494 --> 00:33:42,451
but our demographics
are just the best in the business.

609
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:45,118
I saw ads on laundry balls.

610
00:33:45,249 --> 00:33:47,740
I should put my programme
next to a laundry ball ad...

611
00:33:47,835 --> 00:33:50,208
when I'm entirely working
on beauty?

612
00:33:50,338 --> 00:33:53,624
How can I be close to that kind of--
It's too vulgar.

613
00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:56,629
Absolutely. Can I introduce you
to a beautiful person?

614
00:33:56,762 --> 00:33:59,965
I'll be right back.
Excuse me one second.

615
00:34:00,099 --> 00:34:02,306
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

616
00:34:02,435 --> 00:34:04,641
- You look just gorgeous.
- As good as a foot model?

617
00:34:04,771 --> 00:34:06,645
- [ Laughs ] Better.
- Better.

618
00:34:06,773 --> 00:34:09,691
Ricky, this is Scott Hawkes.

619
00:34:09,818 --> 00:34:12,689
Trust me, this woman has
the most elegant toes I've ever seen.

620
00:34:12,821 --> 00:34:14,779
That's fine, Scott.

621
00:34:14,865 --> 00:34:19,113
- Can I take you right over to see--
- Nino! Che cosa?

622
00:34:19,203 --> 00:34:21,576
Oh, Scott Hawkes.
How nice.

623
00:34:21,706 --> 00:34:24,328
Yes, he's a jerk;
no, we're not together...

624
00:34:24,459 --> 00:34:27,793
and, trust me,
he's the best at what he does.

625
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,296
- When did he see your toes?
- Why don't you introduce me?

626
00:34:33,469 --> 00:34:36,885
Uh, Signore Nino Cerruti,
Kate Newell.

627
00:34:37,015 --> 00:34:39,257
- So nice to meet you.
- Enchanted.

628
00:34:39,392 --> 00:34:41,634
- How was your flight?
- Fine. Great.

629
00:34:41,728 --> 00:34:44,350
-Great. Are you having a good time here?
-Yes, very nice, thank you.

630
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,109
Wonderful. Well, hopefully
we'll be able to show you around.

631
00:34:47,234 --> 00:34:49,523
Gee, I see a slight
catering issue.

632
00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:51,693
I'll be back in a flash.

633
00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,314
Nino, Kate, whatever your name is,
excuse me one second.

634
00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:56,318
Kate, take over, please.

635
00:34:56,411 --> 00:34:59,412
Oh, excuse me. Hello.

636
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:02,541
Oh, G, G, what are you doing?
Back, back.

637
00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:05,711
- Oh, I had to go stinky.
- Oh, go stinky?

638
00:35:05,797 --> 00:35:08,714
Aren't you like a guru,
like an lndian fakir?

639
00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:11,415
You control your bodily functions.
Try that. Try that.

640
00:35:11,553 --> 00:35:14,388
Ricky, everything is so lovely,
but it's so sombre here.

641
00:35:14,473 --> 00:35:16,881
- Why don't you let the people
enjoy some of your things?
- We talked about this.

642
00:35:16,976 --> 00:35:20,890
- Wait a minute, G.
- I'm sure a little music
will liven this place up.

643
00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:23,934
Hello. How are you?
I'm sure the music...

644
00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:26,024
will lighten
this whole place up.

645
00:35:26,111 --> 00:35:28,353
- What did you push? G, please.
- And the night in Barbados--

646
00:35:28,447 --> 00:35:31,282
- Don't do that.
- ** [ Rock lnstrumental ]

647
00:35:31,408 --> 00:35:34,908
- Okay. Okay. Sorry.
- Oh, Ricky.

648
00:35:34,995 --> 00:35:37,035
Liven the room up.
Kate! Hello.

649
00:35:37,123 --> 00:35:39,495
- Hi, G. I'm terrific.
- How are you, Kate?

650
00:35:39,626 --> 00:35:42,081
It's so wonderful to see you too.
Look at this woman.

651
00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:44,922
Every time I see you, I feel like
I've chosen the wrong path.

652
00:35:45,007 --> 00:35:46,916
- Aw! Thank you.
- That's spectacular.
Okay, let's go talk.

653
00:35:47,009 --> 00:35:49,132
- Who's your friend, Rich?
- I'm G. How are you?

654
00:35:49,261 --> 00:35:51,219
- G, Scott Hawkes,
Hawkewind Productions.
- Hello.

655
00:35:51,305 --> 00:35:54,971
This is, uh, G,
my yoga instructor.

656
00:35:55,101 --> 00:35:58,636
You know, sometimes I find that
a good kundalini thing, Nino...

657
00:35:58,772 --> 00:36:01,643
opens up my whole--
[ Whistles ] you know, I find.

658
00:36:01,775 --> 00:36:03,934
- I meditate too.
- Do you really? That's good.

659
00:36:04,069 --> 00:36:06,608
I am trying to overcome
a fear of flying...

660
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,607
but for the moment
with little results.

661
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,283
Well, no-- Did you ever try
Halcyon and a double Cuba Libre?

662
00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:15,621
I'm serious, just... boom,
knocks you right out.

663
00:36:15,749 --> 00:36:19,617
You know, I could cure
that fear of flying of yours
without alcohol or drugs.

664
00:36:19,712 --> 00:36:23,081
Oh, but you don't have time, do you?
Aren't you due back at the ashram-isha?

665
00:36:23,174 --> 00:36:25,250
What's the name of the--
The chakra convention.

666
00:36:25,343 --> 00:36:27,501
Could you do something really?
I'm interested.

667
00:36:27,637 --> 00:36:31,421
- Oh! No, no!
- Well, you know, there are
two things that you can do.

668
00:36:31,516 --> 00:36:35,265
The first thing is:
The next time you're in an aeroplane...

669
00:36:35,354 --> 00:36:38,604
and you start to feel fearful, you reach
down and you grab your testicles--

670
00:36:38,691 --> 00:36:40,269
- [ Guests Laughing ]
- Testicles? lnteresting.

671
00:36:40,359 --> 00:36:43,943
- And then you pop them together,
and the fear leaves.
- We're gonna go now.

672
00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:46,866
There must be another method,
and probably less painful.

673
00:36:46,992 --> 00:36:51,204
[ Laughs ]
Yes. Well, the other method is,
I can hypnotize you right now...

674
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:53,904
and you'll never, ever
have a fear of flying again.

675
00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:56,248
Yeah. Maybe later.
Can we do that later?

676
00:36:56,377 --> 00:36:58,453
Nino, have you tried
the squid pomodoro?

677
00:36:58,546 --> 00:37:02,675
- [ Simultaneous Chatter ]
- Mmm! I think you'll like it.
For you-- Aren't you hungry?

678
00:37:02,801 --> 00:37:06,253
No, no. Really,
I'm interested. I'm curious.

679
00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:10,256
The man's curious.
Have a seat, Nino.

680
00:37:10,393 --> 00:37:13,892
- Curiosity is
a wonderful thing, curiosity.
- It killed s-somebody.

681
00:37:14,022 --> 00:37:17,771
Put your hands palm down on your knees
and just relax. Sit straight up.

682
00:37:17,901 --> 00:37:20,772
- And I need a lighter.
- I got a Zippo.

683
00:37:20,904 --> 00:37:24,190
You do, Scott Hawkes?
Okay. Perfect.

684
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,326
Everybody gather around.
Hi, everybody! My name is G.

685
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,532
- [ Guests Together ] Hi, G.
- Hi. I'm going to be hypnotizing Nino.

686
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,203
He's having a problem here
with fear of flying.

687
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:36,122
We're going to try to get him over
that fear. I'm gonna hypnotize Nino...

688
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:40,087
and try to help him out here;
kind of like a party trick.

689
00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:44,346
I want you to just relax
and just watch this flame, yes?

690
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,756
Just watch the flame.

691
00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:48,849
Just relax, Nino.

692
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:53,852
Your eyes are getting
very heavy now.

693
00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:57,559
You're getting tired
and lost in the flame.

694
00:37:57,695 --> 00:37:59,818
You're going to sleep.

695
00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:02,818
You're completely asleep
right now, Nino.

696
00:38:02,951 --> 00:38:05,738
Nino is asleep.

697
00:38:05,871 --> 00:38:09,240
- Shh!
- Shh!

698
00:38:12,127 --> 00:38:14,204
He's asleep now.

699
00:38:14,297 --> 00:38:18,626
Nino, your left hand
feels very, very light.

700
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,094
It's going to start
to raise up very slowly.

701
00:38:22,222 --> 00:38:24,713
It's starting to float up.

702
00:38:24,808 --> 00:38:27,216
On its own it's floating up.

703
00:38:28,479 --> 00:38:31,350
You can let it hang there,
right there, Nino.

704
00:38:33,651 --> 00:38:36,818
You see?
This is a party, you know.

705
00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:39,864
- Maybe I should get him to bark
like a dog or something.
- Oh, G, no.

706
00:38:39,992 --> 00:38:42,198
Get over there,
or I'll kill ya.

707
00:38:44,497 --> 00:38:47,996
Okay. Nino,
put your arm back down now.

708
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,249
Put it back, back down.

709
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,918
The plane's taking off.

710
00:38:54,007 --> 00:38:57,293
You're a little nervous, like you
always are when a plane takes off.

711
00:38:57,428 --> 00:39:01,639
This time when it takes off,
it's smoother than it's ever taken off.

712
00:39:01,724 --> 00:39:04,844
You didn't even feel the plane
leave the ground that time.

713
00:39:04,978 --> 00:39:08,762
You're up in the sky,
and it's smooth sailing, Nino.

714
00:39:08,857 --> 00:39:12,606
Wow! This feels great.

715
00:39:12,694 --> 00:39:16,740
What's that up ahead?
Looks like a storm cloud.

716
00:39:16,866 --> 00:39:21,362
It is a storm cloud. I can see
the pilot's trying to avoid it.

717
00:39:21,496 --> 00:39:24,201
He can't.
It's too late.

718
00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:28,710
Nino, we're in. We're right
in the middle of the storm cloud.

719
00:39:28,837 --> 00:39:30,877
You start to feel turbulence.

720
00:39:31,006 --> 00:39:33,877
The plane is shaking.
You start to feel it dip and sway.

721
00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:36,168
Oh, so much turbulence.

722
00:39:36,262 --> 00:39:39,133
How can this tiny metal object
stay up...

723
00:39:39,224 --> 00:39:41,976
in this sky
of vast destruction, Nino?

724
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:46,355
You're getting scared. The stewardess
just passed out at your knees, Nino.

725
00:39:46,482 --> 00:39:49,187
You felt the plane drop
a thousand feet in elevation.

726
00:39:49,318 --> 00:39:54,028
- You felt your stomach
shoot up right into your neck.
- [ Breathing Quickens ]

727
00:39:54,157 --> 00:39:57,028
The captain's voice
comes over the intercom.

728
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,945
"Attention.
This is your captain speaking.
This is your captain speaking.

729
00:40:01,081 --> 00:40:05,827
God help us!
We're gonna crash!

730
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,328
Oh, my God!"

731
00:40:09,924 --> 00:40:12,416
[ Rapid Breathing ]

732
00:40:15,597 --> 00:40:18,515
You're right there, Nino.

733
00:40:18,601 --> 00:40:21,555
The last moments of your life.

734
00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:24,226
Right now, you're right there.

735
00:40:26,234 --> 00:40:29,520
But you're not thinking
about dying.

736
00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:32,448
- You're thinking about your loved ones.
- [ Breathing Slows ]

737
00:40:32,574 --> 00:40:34,947
You're thinking about
your family and your friends...

738
00:40:35,077 --> 00:40:39,122
and all the special moments
that you shared with those people.

739
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:45,124
You're feeling blessed with
the gift of life that you received.

740
00:40:45,255 --> 00:40:47,129
That's what you're thinking about.

741
00:40:47,257 --> 00:40:49,962
You're not afraid right now
at all of anything.

742
00:40:50,094 --> 00:40:52,466
You're at one with God.

743
00:40:52,596 --> 00:40:56,429
You've let go.

744
00:40:56,559 --> 00:41:00,807
Now, when I tell you to,
open your eyes.

745
00:41:00,939 --> 00:41:03,976
When you open your eyes, you'll be
completely feeling refreshed...

746
00:41:04,109 --> 00:41:07,561
and you won't even remember
anything that's happened.

747
00:41:07,655 --> 00:41:10,941
You'll never be afraid
of flying in a plane again.

748
00:41:12,118 --> 00:41:14,574
Now open your eyes, Nino.

749
00:41:16,706 --> 00:41:19,494
- How do you feel?
- Wonderful.

750
00:41:19,626 --> 00:41:23,459
- [ Guests Laughing,
Murmuring, Cheering ]
- All right!

751
00:41:23,547 --> 00:41:26,121
A hypnotizing swami.

752
00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,625
You got any other
party tricks?

753
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,128
Actually, yes, I do. I have a trick
called The Disappearing Rolex Trick...

754
00:41:31,223 --> 00:41:33,548
that's quite
a party stopper.

755
00:41:33,684 --> 00:41:35,973
Cool. Do it.

756
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,683
- Can I borrow your Rolex?
- No, no, no, no.

757
00:41:38,814 --> 00:41:40,688
- Come on, Scott.
- Are you kidding me? No, no.

758
00:41:40,816 --> 00:41:43,023
- It's a good trick.
- Do you have any id--

759
00:41:43,152 --> 00:41:45,145
- Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!
- [ All ] Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!

760
00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:49,153
- All right, all right.
- Oh, okay. I'm gonna need
a handkerchief as well.

761
00:41:49,242 --> 00:41:51,282
Does anyone have
a handkerchief?

762
00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:55,154
- Oh, Nino, thank you.
And we need a hammer.
- Wait. Whoa. A hammer?

763
00:41:55,249 --> 00:41:57,242
Don't worry.
Don't worry.

764
00:41:57,376 --> 00:41:59,784
- Here. Take my shoe.
- Oh, that'll work perfectly.

765
00:41:59,879 --> 00:42:02,501
Now for the Ricky shoe.
What size is that?

766
00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,879
- This is a 12.
- That'll get the job done.

767
00:42:05,010 --> 00:42:09,174
Definitely. Okay. I want you to see
that I'm taking the watch...

768
00:42:09,306 --> 00:42:12,426
and I'm placing it right in
the middle of the handkerchief.

769
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,680
Everyone, see the watch
going into the handkerchief.

770
00:42:15,813 --> 00:42:18,684
- [ Watch Rattling ]
- Closing the watch up
in the handkerchief. All right?

771
00:42:18,775 --> 00:42:21,017
-That's right.
-Can you see that? You wanna touch that?

772
00:42:21,111 --> 00:42:23,353
-It's in there, right? Okay. Here we go.
-Yeah.

773
00:42:23,447 --> 00:42:25,855
We place the watch
on the table.

774
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:29,533
We take Robert Ricky's
trusted size 12, and--

775
00:42:29,662 --> 00:42:33,031
[ Guests Gasping, Murmuring ]

776
00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:42,879
Whew! Ricky.

777
00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:49,719
- [ Rattling ]
- That sounds really broken, doesn't it?

778
00:42:49,809 --> 00:42:51,719
- Doesn't it? Yeah?
- [ Guests Agreeing ]

779
00:42:53,146 --> 00:42:55,720
[ Gasping ]

780
00:42:57,067 --> 00:42:59,440
Wonderful!

781
00:43:04,117 --> 00:43:06,573
That was great.

782
00:43:06,661 --> 00:43:10,410
- That was good. Okay,
give me back the watch now.
- I can't. It's gone.

783
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:13,661
- It's disappeared.
- No, but seriously,
that's a $10,000 watch.

784
00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:16,167
I am serious.
It's The Disappearing Rolex Trick.

785
00:43:16,297 --> 00:43:18,871
It's not The Reappearing Rolex Trick.

786
00:43:18,967 --> 00:43:22,253
-Good night, everybody!
-Yo, Gandhi, give me back the goddam w--

787
00:43:23,388 --> 00:43:26,259
[ Guests Gasping ]

788
00:43:26,391 --> 00:43:29,013
Be careful what you wish for.

789
00:43:34,067 --> 00:43:36,558
That's not funny.
That wasn't funny.

790
00:43:36,903 --> 00:43:40,107
[ Ricky ] Champagne for anyone?
Anyone for champagne?

791
00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:45,281
[ Man Singing Reggae On Boom Box ]
* Yeah *

792
00:43:45,412 --> 00:43:47,868
** [ Vocalizing ]

793
00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:52,207
* Yeah, ah la la-la la **

794
00:43:52,337 --> 00:43:54,793
- Mmm. Ah, you're sure?
- ** [ Continues ]

795
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,880
Absolutely.

796
00:43:57,009 --> 00:44:00,010
He asked us to watch
his pj's for him.

797
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,807
Oh, yeah?

798
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:06,425
I-- You know, I'm sorry.
I don't, uh-- I don't see him.

799
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,853
Ahh! Ricky!

800
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,188
Come in the water with me!

801
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:15,568
Oh, I'd love to, really,
but somebody has to pay the rent.

802
00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:19,279
Come on, Ricky, one swim.
Then go sell things on television.

803
00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:22,284
Yeah. Well, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.

804
00:44:22,370 --> 00:44:24,992
Can I just have a word
for a second, G?

805
00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:27,330
- What's the matter? ls there a problem?
- No, no problem.

806
00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:30,911
I just wanted to put a little bee
in your bonnet for a second.

807
00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:33,288
Oh, ho, no, no, no!
Okay, I see.

808
00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:37,048
- Hello. No, no, no. Free Willy. I see.
- Oh.

809
00:44:37,178 --> 00:44:39,254
- No, no, no. Just-- Just--
- Very funny.

810
00:44:39,389 --> 00:44:43,173
Listen. The Nino Cerruti,
you know, from the party...

811
00:44:43,310 --> 00:44:47,474
his lawyer called this morning
and said that they're interested
in a deal with us...

812
00:44:47,564 --> 00:44:51,265
and that he had a great flight back to
Milan, and, in fact, he's buying a jet.

813
00:44:51,402 --> 00:44:54,688
- Oh, that's wonderful.
Did it make him happy?
- Yes.

814
00:44:54,823 --> 00:44:57,943
You have such a--
a special quality.

815
00:44:58,076 --> 00:45:01,196
I now realize that
between you and me...

816
00:45:01,288 --> 00:45:04,989
we could make a difference
with the world in a very unique way.

817
00:45:05,084 --> 00:45:09,793
So, here's my idea. Listen, G. G?
G, here's the thing.

818
00:45:09,923 --> 00:45:13,173
What if you went
on my network...

819
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:16,925
and talked to people
and made 'em feel good?

820
00:45:17,055 --> 00:45:19,511
You want me to sell things
for you on television?

821
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,925
Yeah. Well, uh--

822
00:45:22,061 --> 00:45:26,723
You'd be telling people
on the air about how material
things can refresh the spirit.

823
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:28,732
Isn't that your idea?

824
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:32,526
Unless they're used to replace
more important things,
which they usually are.

825
00:45:32,614 --> 00:45:35,532
Wow. Wow,
I just got chills.

826
00:45:35,618 --> 00:45:39,830
I just got chills. Amen. You have
an important message for the world.

827
00:45:39,956 --> 00:45:42,162
And, listen, what better way
to get it across than on TV?

828
00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:46,871
You could help thousands, millions of
people feel better about themselves, G.

829
00:45:46,963 --> 00:45:49,537
Wow! What do you think?

830
00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:53,672
How about you?
Will it make you feel better?

831
00:45:53,804 --> 00:45:55,844
Me? I don't know.

832
00:45:55,973 --> 00:45:58,679
-That's not the point. Me, I feel great.
-Oh, no.

833
00:45:58,810 --> 00:46:03,104
No, yes, that's exactly the point.
Will it make you feel better?

834
00:46:03,231 --> 00:46:08,024
I'm gonna lose my job
if I don't do something soon. So, yeah.

835
00:46:08,154 --> 00:46:12,068
Yeah, it could really help me.
That's the truth, like that.

836
00:46:12,158 --> 00:46:14,945
What do you think?

837
00:46:15,036 --> 00:46:18,619
Okay, I'll do it,
but only one condition.

838
00:46:18,749 --> 00:46:21,204
Really? What?

839
00:46:21,335 --> 00:46:23,791
- One condition.
- Okay.

840
00:46:23,921 --> 00:46:26,412
- It's nonnegotiable.
- What?

841
00:46:27,717 --> 00:46:30,042
Ahh! Oh!

842
00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,553
- Ahh!
- Ahh!

843
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,554
Ahh!
[ Laughing ]

844
00:46:33,682 --> 00:46:35,639
Shark, shark, shark,
shark, shark!

845
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:38,680
It's a joke. It's a joke.
There are no sharks.

846
00:46:38,812 --> 00:46:41,055
[ G Laughing ]

847
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,354
[ Ricky ]
Yes. This is good.

848
00:46:45,486 --> 00:46:47,278
[ Laughing ]

849
00:46:47,948 --> 00:46:50,071
Bars out.

850
00:46:52,411 --> 00:46:54,819
[ People Chattering ]

851
00:47:01,504 --> 00:47:03,711
And bring him on camera--

852
00:47:05,383 --> 00:47:09,049
I've made you up to look like
you have on no make-up at all.

853
00:47:09,179 --> 00:47:11,671
That's a metaphysics
I didn't even know existed.

854
00:47:11,807 --> 00:47:14,595
Twenty seconds to air.
Stand by. Clear the set.

855
00:47:14,727 --> 00:47:18,262
Lock it up on the stage. Nice and quiet
all around, please. Here we go.

856
00:47:18,398 --> 00:47:22,348
Thank you. Go to the booth
and make sure the price lists
are typed in continuously.

857
00:47:22,444 --> 00:47:24,733
- Got it.
- Hey! Ah, oh, oh!

858
00:47:25,948 --> 00:47:28,273
G, one more thing.

859
00:47:28,409 --> 00:47:30,947
Think of the camera
as your best friend...

860
00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:33,949
your best friend
that really needs mixing bowls.

861
00:47:35,876 --> 00:47:40,039
Here we go. Stand by, please.
In five, four, three--

862
00:47:40,172 --> 00:47:42,842
Fade up camera one
and cue the consonant.

863
00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:45,167
[ Snaps Fingers ]

864
00:47:51,768 --> 00:47:54,176
[ Whispering ]
Talk. You're on. You're on.

865
00:47:55,564 --> 00:47:58,565
You're on. We're rolling.
Live TV. Go.

866
00:48:00,569 --> 00:48:03,321
What's the plan?

867
00:48:03,448 --> 00:48:06,402
G, go, go.
Talk now.

868
00:48:06,534 --> 00:48:09,452
[ Whispering ]
The little red light on the top is on.

869
00:48:09,579 --> 00:48:11,204
[ Sighs ]

870
00:48:11,290 --> 00:48:14,326
No, no, no,
it's not traffic.

871
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:17,247
No, it's TV.
Talk. Talk!

872
00:48:17,338 --> 00:48:20,209
Talk. Now. Now.

873
00:48:21,593 --> 00:48:23,586
Talkie, talkie,
talk, talk. Go.

874
00:48:28,642 --> 00:48:31,809
- I--
- Oh, good, he bought a vowel.

875
00:48:31,937 --> 00:48:34,014
"I"?

876
00:48:35,858 --> 00:48:38,528
- I--
- "I."

877
00:48:40,363 --> 00:48:42,985
I wept...

878
00:48:43,116 --> 00:48:45,655
when I saw a man
who had no shoes...

879
00:48:48,205 --> 00:48:52,120
- until I met a man who had no penis.
- What?

880
00:48:52,252 --> 00:48:53,912
- Can he say that?
- He just did.

881
00:48:59,259 --> 00:49:03,257
Now my one special friend is listening.
I think I have your attention now.

882
00:49:04,682 --> 00:49:06,924
- [ Man ] What do we do, Ricky?
- Stay with him.

883
00:49:07,018 --> 00:49:09,936
- Stay with him.
- Ricky, he just said "penis."
Why did he say "penis"?

884
00:49:10,021 --> 00:49:12,014
- I don't know.
- There's gotta be a reason.

885
00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:14,521
Howard Stern says "penis" all the time.
What's wrong with that?

886
00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:17,818
And he's huge. It's shocking,
which is good. It's good.

887
00:49:17,947 --> 00:49:22,241
I have a question for you:
Why?

888
00:49:22,368 --> 00:49:25,572
- Good question.
- Why are we here?

889
00:49:27,249 --> 00:49:30,582
Is it to lie in bed alone
and call up a TV station...

890
00:49:30,711 --> 00:49:33,083
so you can buy more things?

891
00:49:33,214 --> 00:49:35,456
So you can collect
as many things as possible...

892
00:49:35,549 --> 00:49:37,708
in the little finger-snap of time
you have on this planet?

893
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:40,169
- That's why we're here.
- That's our credo, I think.

894
00:49:40,305 --> 00:49:42,926
He's talking.
He's looking at the bowls.

895
00:49:43,058 --> 00:49:47,352
- He weaves a magical web
of charisma and--
- Mm-hmm?

896
00:49:47,479 --> 00:49:50,979
I guess that's
a good way to go.

897
00:49:51,067 --> 00:49:52,976
How about this?

898
00:49:53,069 --> 00:49:54,647
- Whoa.
- Where's he going?

899
00:49:54,737 --> 00:49:56,113
- He's gone.
- Where'd he go?

900
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,695
- He's going on the Morgan set.
- She's live!

901
00:49:58,825 --> 00:50:02,574
Hi. I'm here to tell all of you
wonderful home viewers...

902
00:50:02,704 --> 00:50:05,112
about new lnsta-Tuck...

903
00:50:05,249 --> 00:50:08,369
the nonsurgical,
do-it-yourself facial toner.

904
00:50:08,503 --> 00:50:12,501
Oh! You hook your face up
to this car battery?

905
00:50:12,590 --> 00:50:15,545
Well, we don't call it
a car battery.

906
00:50:15,677 --> 00:50:17,551
- It's okay. It's okay.
- He's on Morgan's set.

907
00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:19,222
- And why did--
- It's okay. She's a pro.

908
00:50:19,348 --> 00:50:23,512
- The lnsta-Tuck power source
fits right on your nightstand.
- Oh!

909
00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:26,770
- This looks a lot like a battery.
What do these things do?
- Well, it does, but--

910
00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:29,104
No, don't do that.
Don't do that! I'm wired.

911
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:32,769
- [ Imitates Static ]
- No-- Yeah. Not pretty.

912
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:35,277
She loves improv.
You know that about her.

913
00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:37,863
Wasn't she, before the series, a member
of The Groundlings, or Lemmings?

914
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,704
All you have to do
is attach the lnsta-clips...

915
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,114
to the key lift points
on your scalp.

916
00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:46,334
- Key lift points on your scalp.
- Yes. Uh-huh, right here.

917
00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:48,668
He's engaging her.
Look at him.

918
00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:52,166
He's like a child, and not even aware
of the camera; that's what I love.

919
00:50:52,301 --> 00:50:55,551
And you just let the little
electronic energy pulsars
do all the work for you...

920
00:50:55,638 --> 00:50:57,547
while you sleep.

921
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,725
So you go from grandma
to grand mama...

922
00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:04,310
- in one easy push
of the button. [ Hums ]
- [ Electronic Hum ]

923
00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:07,310
She's never been so alive.
She's never been so alive.

924
00:51:07,443 --> 00:51:09,519
- Oh!
- See?

925
00:51:09,653 --> 00:51:12,820
So the look of surprise
is the youthful look.

926
00:51:12,949 --> 00:51:16,152
Well, hopefully, yes. So the years
just melt away with lnsta-Tuck.

927
00:51:16,286 --> 00:51:20,070
Oh, that's fascinating.
May I see the remote control unit there?

928
00:51:20,165 --> 00:51:23,581
Ooh, don't.
Don't hand your life over to him.

929
00:51:23,669 --> 00:51:26,706
I think this would be fantastic
for a surprise birthday party.

930
00:51:26,839 --> 00:51:31,086
- Surprise parties--
You could say, "Surprise!"
- [ Crew Laughing ]

931
00:51:31,177 --> 00:51:33,135
- [ G ] It's your birthday!
- That's kind of funny, guys.

932
00:51:33,263 --> 00:51:36,430
You look so youthful
and surprised.

933
00:51:36,516 --> 00:51:38,759
You know what else
this'd be good for?

934
00:51:38,852 --> 00:51:41,522
"Madam, I think you've just
won the one million dollar lottery!"

935
00:51:41,647 --> 00:51:44,483
- Oh, my God.
He's electrocuting Morgan Fairchild.
- That's not funny.

936
00:51:44,609 --> 00:51:47,480
Even better still, the Martians
have landed, and they're taking you...

937
00:51:47,570 --> 00:51:49,812
- back to Mars with them.
- No, no, no, st--

938
00:51:49,948 --> 00:51:53,152
- [ Whimpering ]
- What we have here,
ladies and gentlemen...

939
00:51:53,285 --> 00:51:56,701
is a beautiful woman who's trying
to convince you that you're not enough.

940
00:51:56,831 --> 00:52:00,449
- That you're not beautiful enough--
- Oh, my God, he's leaving it on.

941
00:52:00,543 --> 00:52:02,951
Oh, let her go.
Let her go, man. Let her go!

942
00:52:03,046 --> 00:52:06,047
You don't need lnsta-Tuck to be
beautiful. You're already beautiful.

943
00:52:06,174 --> 00:52:09,010
- Did he say, "Don't buy this product"?
- He said, "Don't buy--"

944
00:52:09,094 --> 00:52:11,217
That's an interesting way to sell.

945
00:52:11,347 --> 00:52:14,348
All you have to do to be
beautiful is just be yourself.
This woman's already beautiful.

946
00:52:14,433 --> 00:52:17,351
She doesn't need lnsta-Tuck.
Even-- I'm sorry.

947
00:52:17,437 --> 00:52:20,354
- [ Clicks Off ]
- This beautiful woman here,
you don't need lnsta-Tuck.

948
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,477
Oh, interesting angle. Uh-huh.
You know what? This is personal.

949
00:52:23,568 --> 00:52:25,360
I know what's
happening here.

950
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,688
He knows I'm trying to sell stuff,
and this is a personal attack.

951
00:52:27,781 --> 00:52:29,739
He's undermining me.
He's sabotaging me.

952
00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:31,824
I made a deal with him. I explained it
to him. I went in the water with him.

953
00:52:31,911 --> 00:52:34,449
I have a question for you.
If you could be the Dalai Lama...

954
00:52:34,581 --> 00:52:38,448
- or a beautiful Baywatch babe,
which would you choose?
- Baywatch babe.

955
00:52:38,585 --> 00:52:40,993
Now, think about it. I know
the Baywatch beauty is so desirable...

956
00:52:41,088 --> 00:52:44,706
and she has the perfect body
and she runs up and down
the beach with a bikini on.

957
00:52:44,842 --> 00:52:47,214
That's a really hot girl,
the Baywatch beauty, right?

958
00:52:47,345 --> 00:52:51,639
But the Dalai Lama has total inner
peace and spiritual enlightenment.

959
00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:54,092
There's no comparison.

960
00:52:54,227 --> 00:52:56,683
Don't you agree?

961
00:52:56,772 --> 00:53:00,640
She agrees.
Here. Oh!

962
00:53:00,776 --> 00:53:03,647
- [ All Chattering ]
- Ricky, what do you want to do?

963
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:06,781
I-l-l don't know.
I could go back to school, I guess.

964
00:53:06,908 --> 00:53:08,782
[ Mickey ]
...the size on this one, folks.

965
00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:11,283
This is the saw you want, boys.
Bucking, pruning, trimming.

966
00:53:11,413 --> 00:53:14,617
The hotellrestaurant business
always held a real lure for me.
I'm a people person. What?

967
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,624
- Hi.
- Hi.

968
00:53:16,752 --> 00:53:19,457
- Hello. No.
- So give us a call,
and I'll carve you a great deal.

969
00:53:19,589 --> 00:53:21,795
- [ G ] Nice chain saw.
- Who are you?

970
00:53:21,925 --> 00:53:25,092
Oh, I'm new here. I'm a friend
of Ricky Hayman's. Hi, Ricky.

971
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,925
- Just curious about chain saws.
- Incoming. Mayday. Mayday.
This is a disaster.

972
00:53:28,015 --> 00:53:30,257
This is a massacre.
You've got to be kidding.

973
00:53:30,351 --> 00:53:33,637
Can I hold it? It's a dandy.
Can I have the weight in my hand?

974
00:53:33,771 --> 00:53:36,097
Feel the weight
of that chain saw. Wow!

975
00:53:36,190 --> 00:53:38,100
- It's a heavy one. Be careful.
- Oh, yeah.

976
00:53:38,193 --> 00:53:41,110
- [ Ricky ] He's staying at my home,
and this is his gratitude?
- He gave him the chain saw.

977
00:53:41,238 --> 00:53:43,112
- This is gonna be good.
- This is not good.

978
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,612
I have a question.
If I said to you...

979
00:53:45,701 --> 00:53:48,904
you could watch me sculpt
the Venus de Milo with my hands...

980
00:53:48,996 --> 00:53:51,618
or chainsaw
this entire studio...

981
00:53:51,749 --> 00:53:54,038
what do you think
their call-in vote would be?

982
00:53:54,169 --> 00:53:56,043
For creation or destruction?
You guys call in now. Call.

983
00:53:56,171 --> 00:53:59,089
He's hitting every single set.
He's cutting a-- It's a clean sweep!

984
00:53:59,174 --> 00:54:01,796
He's making a clean swath from one side
of the studio to the 'nother!

985
00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:04,086
I know just what they want.

986
00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:07,514
- [ Saw Running ]
- Whoa! Now would be a good time
to talk about the safety features.

987
00:54:07,642 --> 00:54:09,516
This is good.
McBainbridge'll love this.

988
00:54:14,524 --> 00:54:16,897
Oh, no.
You've gotta be kidding.

989
00:54:18,571 --> 00:54:22,355
He's chainsawing our Happy-Time
redwood picnic table.

990
00:54:26,371 --> 00:54:28,577
More? Of course you want more.

991
00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:37,508
And bench.
He got the whole set.

992
00:54:37,592 --> 00:54:39,501
[ Chain Saw Engine Stops ]

993
00:54:41,095 --> 00:54:43,421
Now, I admit that was fun.

994
00:54:43,556 --> 00:54:45,430
But I ask you...

995
00:54:45,559 --> 00:54:48,893
why do we yawn at creation
and thrill at destruction?

996
00:54:49,021 --> 00:54:51,227
- Why?
- Okay. Okay.

997
00:54:51,357 --> 00:54:53,682
- Ask yourself why.
- Here it is. Here's his agenda.

998
00:54:53,776 --> 00:54:57,608
Let me tell you, I've been
watching for a long, long time,
and I don't like what I see.

999
00:54:57,739 --> 00:55:00,693
I really don't.
Everybody's anxious and scared.

1000
00:55:00,826 --> 00:55:04,029
Everybody's working all the time,
but what do you really gain?

1001
00:55:04,163 --> 00:55:07,864
And our kids-- Our kids
play with computer pets
because they've learned from us...

1002
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:10,450
to trust machines
more than they do people.

1003
00:55:10,586 --> 00:55:12,912
We acquire,
we consume and we waste.

1004
00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:17,377
He's barking mad.
He's a lone nut.

1005
00:55:17,469 --> 00:55:20,340
And that's not
how it was supposed to be.

1006
00:55:20,431 --> 00:55:24,298
I promise you
that was not the plan.

1007
00:55:24,435 --> 00:55:28,054
And I think it's time some things
changed around here. Don't you?

1008
00:55:28,189 --> 00:55:30,597
- What the hell is going on here?
- Turn your sets off.

1009
00:55:30,734 --> 00:55:33,605
- TV history?
- Okay, cut him, cut him.

1010
00:55:33,737 --> 00:55:36,572
Here's your chain saw.
'Night, Ricky.

1011
00:55:36,699 --> 00:55:38,573
Here you go.
Right there.

1012
00:55:40,161 --> 00:55:41,739
** [ Muzak ]

1013
00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:47,579
Would you guys excuse us, please?

1014
00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:50,416
I need to talk to Ricky alone.

1015
00:55:50,547 --> 00:55:53,085
- Okay, guys.
- Barry, just for a moment, please?

1016
00:56:04,062 --> 00:56:08,772
[ Clears Throat ]
Yeah. I'm out.

1017
00:56:08,901 --> 00:56:12,946
What were you thinking?

1018
00:56:13,030 --> 00:56:14,857
I don't know.

1019
00:56:16,826 --> 00:56:20,527
Ever since you guys showed up,
all I do is go backwards.

1020
00:56:20,664 --> 00:56:23,120
You know, it seems like no matter
what I've done you get offended...

1021
00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:26,993
or, you know,
I make him mad and--

1022
00:56:27,129 --> 00:56:30,380
I mean, I didn't--
I don't wanna lose this job.

1023
00:56:30,508 --> 00:56:34,043
I-- You know,
I like workin' here. I--

1024
00:56:34,179 --> 00:56:36,053
I like selling.
I'm good at it.

1025
00:56:36,181 --> 00:56:39,099
I think.
My dad was a salesman.

1026
00:56:39,184 --> 00:56:41,854
On the road.
You know Evinrude Motors?

1027
00:56:43,981 --> 00:56:46,140
Yeah, outboard motors.

1028
00:56:46,234 --> 00:56:50,148
He did the whole Lake Erie region,
both sides of the border.

1029
00:56:52,532 --> 00:56:54,774
Wow. I drove with him...

1030
00:56:54,868 --> 00:56:57,786
for a couple of--
a couple of summers.

1031
00:56:57,872 --> 00:57:00,908
Man, this Caprice he had
was like his home.

1032
00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:05,040
The stick shift he would make
his place for rubber bands.

1033
00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:07,579
He'd keep all his rubber bands
on the stick shift.

1034
00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:10,836
And then he had his notes
all organized...

1035
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:14,012
with paper clips
in a very particular way.

1036
00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:17,758
And red liquorice.
Boxes of red liquorice.

1037
00:57:17,894 --> 00:57:20,978
We had a good time...

1038
00:57:21,064 --> 00:57:22,973
for a while.

1039
00:57:24,901 --> 00:57:28,686
What happened?

1040
00:57:30,199 --> 00:57:33,568
Oh, bad luck, I guess.

1041
00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:36,194
Nobody water skis
on a dead lake.

1042
00:57:36,289 --> 00:57:38,448
So--

1043
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:40,742
You know, he tried anyway,
but, uh--

1044
00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:44,081
You know, you start to push
and get sweaty, and they can smell it.

1045
00:57:46,509 --> 00:57:50,258
- Wow. This is so weird.
- What?

1046
00:57:50,388 --> 00:57:53,722
I'm starting to think of you
as a real person.

1047
00:57:55,352 --> 00:57:57,558
Well, yeah. Sure.

1048
00:57:57,646 --> 00:58:00,137
This whole broken,
pathetic husk thing is just--

1049
00:58:00,274 --> 00:58:02,397
You know-- I know.
It's very appealing.

1050
00:58:02,485 --> 00:58:06,269
[ Laughs ]
Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.

1051
00:58:11,286 --> 00:58:13,409
I'll see you tomorrow.

1052
00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:19,411
- Yeah.
- [ Door Opens, Closes ]

1053
00:58:19,545 --> 00:58:22,630
- If I may say--
- You're through, Hayman! Get lost!

1054
00:58:35,771 --> 00:58:38,097
- Hey.
- How'd it go with McB?

1055
00:58:38,233 --> 00:58:40,605
- Fine, fine.
- What happened?

1056
00:58:40,694 --> 00:58:42,936
Oh, he was very gracious.
No legal action.

1057
00:58:43,071 --> 00:58:45,444
And he gave me a full 15 minutes
to leave the premises.

1058
00:58:45,574 --> 00:58:48,528
[ Kate ] Come on. Move.
He's flying to D.C.

1059
00:58:48,661 --> 00:58:50,784
- We can still catch him
in the parking lot.
- Who is?

1060
00:58:50,871 --> 00:58:52,781
- The boss!
- No, Kate, it's over.

1061
00:58:52,874 --> 00:58:56,041
Not when he sees these.
Come on. Put that down.

1062
00:58:57,462 --> 00:58:59,788
[ Kate ]
These are the numbers from G's show.

1063
00:58:59,923 --> 00:59:01,750
- Caller volume spiked
the second he came on.
- So what?

1064
00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:04,298
They were probably calling
to get that nutcase off the air.

1065
00:59:04,428 --> 00:59:06,302
- He reached them. They liked him.
- Oh, geez.

1066
00:59:06,430 --> 00:59:09,301
They wanted to buy something;
they just didn't know what.

1067
00:59:09,392 --> 00:59:12,263
John, this is a 30%%% jump.

1068
00:59:12,354 --> 00:59:15,557
Major audience connection
with a spokesperson. Ricky was right.

1069
00:59:15,691 --> 00:59:19,475
What the hell are you saying?
We give this maniac another chance?

1070
00:59:19,570 --> 00:59:21,479
Ah! Which maniac
would that be?

1071
00:59:21,614 --> 00:59:24,532
I thought about this all night.
G shook them up.

1072
00:59:24,659 --> 00:59:28,491
He's dangerous, but he represents
an honesty that people are longing for.

1073
00:59:28,622 --> 00:59:30,579
Totally. And he represents
a spirituality--

1074
00:59:30,707 --> 00:59:33,033
Spirituality
on a home shopping network?

1075
00:59:33,168 --> 00:59:36,668
I'm sorry. Did I say spirituality?
I think I mean unconventionality.

1076
00:59:36,797 --> 00:59:38,956
- Unique, heartfelt, wise.
- Pithy.

1077
00:59:39,050 --> 00:59:40,959
- Pithy?
- Survey after survey shows...

1078
00:59:41,052 --> 00:59:43,009
that after people buy,
they feel guilty.

1079
00:59:43,096 --> 00:59:46,133
Even if they can afford it,
they feel it was wrong to buy
something for themselves.

1080
00:59:46,224 --> 00:59:50,436
Why not put somebody on the air
who makes them feel good
about themselves for a change?

1081
00:59:50,562 --> 00:59:54,608
Absolutely. And, listen,
let me just work with the guy
and let me focus his message.

1082
00:59:54,734 --> 00:59:59,692
I think-- We think that G could
give us that unique image
that you're looking for.

1083
00:59:59,823 --> 01:00:04,035
- Give me the deadest hour
of the day. 2:00 a.m.?
- [ Chuckling ]

1084
01:00:04,161 --> 01:00:06,866
All right.

1085
01:00:06,956 --> 01:00:09,328
But l--
I kid you not...

1086
01:00:09,417 --> 01:00:14,162
if I'm embarrassed in any way,
shape or form, it is
going to be both your asses.

1087
01:00:14,255 --> 01:00:17,921
- My ass entirely. Well--
- My ass too, sir.

1088
01:00:24,683 --> 01:00:26,890
[ Beeping ]

1089
01:00:30,148 --> 01:00:32,057
[ Beeping ]

1090
01:00:43,496 --> 01:00:46,414
I mean, that's rough, you know,
but... you get the idea.

1091
01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:49,495
Yes.

1092
01:00:49,628 --> 01:00:52,795
You're a hungry one,
aren't you, Scott?

1093
01:00:52,923 --> 01:00:58,131
- Excuse me?
- No need for excuses.
I'm a hungry one too.

1094
01:00:58,262 --> 01:01:01,217
But what is it you really want?
It isn't this.

1095
01:01:03,685 --> 01:01:06,805
I want all of it--
the whole thing.

1096
01:01:06,939 --> 01:01:08,812
Give me the network.
Let me run with it.

1097
01:01:08,941 --> 01:01:14,066
I'll give you a redesign that'll
double sales inside of 18 months.

1098
01:01:14,155 --> 01:01:17,405
What about Kate... and Hayman?

1099
01:01:17,492 --> 01:01:19,734
Kate's smart.

1100
01:01:19,828 --> 01:01:22,746
She wants to stay on
and work for me, fine.

1101
01:01:22,831 --> 01:01:26,035
Hayman can call in
and buy things...

1102
01:01:26,168 --> 01:01:28,541
just like everybody else.

1103
01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:36,878
I can't believe
we're doin' this again.

1104
01:01:37,013 --> 01:01:40,217
- [ Man ] One minute!
- Okay. A nice, deep breath.
That's good.

1105
01:01:40,350 --> 01:01:42,224
- One minute!
- What do you think? One minute!

1106
01:01:42,353 --> 01:01:44,476
- You with the programme? You with us?
- You're a natural.

1107
01:01:44,605 --> 01:01:46,479
- Are you with us?
- Oh, yeah.

1108
01:01:46,607 --> 01:01:49,146
Okay, okay. Now remember--
Let's go over this one more time.
Here's the TelePrompTer.

1109
01:01:49,277 --> 01:01:53,607
- Okay.
- And when the red light goes on,
you're on, start reading.

1110
01:01:53,699 --> 01:01:55,656
- Okay.
- Remember, hold the product up.

1111
01:01:55,784 --> 01:01:57,907
- Fifty seconds!
- Okay, we're gonna be in the booth.

1112
01:01:58,037 --> 01:01:59,994
- Okay.
- You're a natural.

1113
01:02:00,122 --> 01:02:01,949
That's 'cause I love
show business.

1114
01:02:02,041 --> 01:02:05,327
- And show business loves you.
- Show business. It's a business.
Show business.

1115
01:02:05,462 --> 01:02:07,668
Camera one up.
Camera two standing by.

1116
01:02:07,797 --> 01:02:09,506
- [ Men Chattering ]
- Audio up.

1117
01:02:09,633 --> 01:02:11,791
- [ Man #2 ] Audio. And five--
- And count it off.

1118
01:02:11,885 --> 01:02:13,795
Four, three.

1119
01:02:18,726 --> 01:02:21,264
- Oh, please speak.
- Mr Mum, Mr Hush. I can't believe it.

1120
01:02:21,396 --> 01:02:25,608
- Hello.
- Okay. Hold it up.

1121
01:02:25,734 --> 01:02:27,608
...wonderful new product
we have here.

1122
01:02:27,736 --> 01:02:30,274
It's called
the starfish pendant.

1123
01:02:30,406 --> 01:02:32,695
- He's holding it up.
- He's good.

1124
01:02:32,825 --> 01:02:36,610
It's made out of two-karat gold,
wonderful two-karat gold,
which makes it very charming.

1125
01:02:36,746 --> 01:02:39,617
Because it's so very light,
it's easy to wear.

1126
01:02:39,749 --> 01:02:43,534
And kids love it.
It looks great at parties.

1127
01:02:43,629 --> 01:02:45,538
And the starfish pendant--

1128
01:02:48,759 --> 01:02:50,836
Talk. Keep reading,
keep reading.

1129
01:02:50,928 --> 01:02:53,336
- I have something better
for you than a necklace.
- Oh, no.

1130
01:02:53,431 --> 01:02:56,349
[ Chuckles ]
This brought back a memory.

1131
01:02:56,435 --> 01:02:59,389
- Something that happened to me
when I was a little boy.
- Memories are good.

1132
01:02:59,521 --> 01:03:02,357
There was a storm.

1133
01:03:02,441 --> 01:03:06,226
And thousands and thousands
of starfish were washed up on the shore.

1134
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,654
- Only four days ago you waved him over.
- Let's just hold on, hold on.

1135
01:03:09,783 --> 01:03:12,986
And there was this beautiful
little girl running down the beach
picking up the starfish.

1136
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,994
She was frantically throwing them
back into the ocean.

1137
01:03:15,122 --> 01:03:17,827
When I saw her doing this,
I said to her, "Why are you doing that?

1138
01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:21,493
You can only save a few before they die.
What difference does it make?"

1139
01:03:21,629 --> 01:03:23,503
And she looked at me
and she said...

1140
01:03:23,631 --> 01:03:28,258
"To that one,
it makes a difference."

1141
01:03:28,387 --> 01:03:32,515
"To that one, it makes a difference,"
that little girl said.

1142
01:03:32,641 --> 01:03:36,093
And she was right. At that
very moment, she was making
a difference for that starfish...

1143
01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:41,264
and she was making a difference
for herself too because she
was connected to that starfish.

1144
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,358
And that's what life
is all about-- connecting.

1145
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:47,401
In fact, that's the only time
you're ever alive, really,
is when you're connecting.

1146
01:03:48,576 --> 01:03:50,449
That's kind of a nice story.

1147
01:03:50,578 --> 01:03:53,199
That's sweet. That's sweet.

1148
01:03:53,331 --> 01:03:55,739
Well, thank you
for tuning in.

1149
01:03:55,834 --> 01:03:57,743
And remember, let go...

1150
01:03:57,836 --> 01:03:59,793
give in and take the journey.

1151
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,797
Oh, wait!
One other thing.

1152
01:04:05,094 --> 01:04:07,134
I work here
with my friend Ricky Hayman.

1153
01:04:07,221 --> 01:04:10,258
Where'd he get that?
Where'd he get that picture?

1154
01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:12,473
- He asked. I just--
- [ Kate ] Oh, Barry, you didn't.

1155
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,723
- What?
- I-l didn't--

1156
01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:15,727
Ricky doesn't like himself
because he doesn't think...

1157
01:04:15,856 --> 01:04:18,311
he's a good person 'cause he
can't see all of his good qualities.

1158
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,891
- So-- Can you come in closer?
- Sam, frame off the picture.

1159
01:04:21,028 --> 01:04:22,902
- Oh, this is--
- Sam, Sam.

1160
01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:25,652
- I didn't--
I didn't know he was gonna--
- Don't go in close. Don't.

1161
01:04:25,742 --> 01:04:27,651
- Don't, don't.
- Go in close.

1162
01:04:27,744 --> 01:04:29,487
Don't. Don't go in close. Sam!

1163
01:04:29,579 --> 01:04:32,415
- Too late.
- Oh, this is everybody's joke?

1164
01:04:32,541 --> 01:04:34,498
- Yes.
- I see. Ha-ha-ha.

1165
01:04:34,585 --> 01:04:37,206
It's funny day.
Hey, cheesy.

1166
01:04:37,338 --> 01:04:40,339
Don't. No.
Don't, don't, don't.

1167
01:04:40,466 --> 01:04:42,340
There's two things you can do for me
for my friend Ricky Hayman.

1168
01:04:42,468 --> 01:04:45,256
If you run into this man anywhere,
if you see him anywhere...

1169
01:04:45,388 --> 01:04:47,262
one thing is,
go up to him and tell him...

1170
01:04:47,391 --> 01:04:49,763
something nice about himself
to build up his confidence.

1171
01:04:49,893 --> 01:04:52,811
Compliment his dress
or his hairstyle or something.

1172
01:04:52,897 --> 01:04:55,684
"You look great today, Ricky."
Something, you know,
that's reassuring to him...

1173
01:04:55,816 --> 01:04:57,940
because he has a very,
very low self-image.

1174
01:04:58,069 --> 01:04:59,813
This is the lowest moment
of my life.

1175
01:04:59,904 --> 01:05:03,653
And the second thing is you--
Hug him.

1176
01:05:03,742 --> 01:05:05,699
No, this is
the lowest moment of my life.

1177
01:05:05,786 --> 01:05:09,120
- [ Kate Laughing ]
- If you see this man, give him a hug.

1178
01:05:09,248 --> 01:05:12,285
He really, really wants to be hugged,
and he's not used to it.

1179
01:05:12,418 --> 01:05:14,458
- No!
- He really needs it.

1180
01:05:14,587 --> 01:05:16,545
No, no. No.

1181
01:05:16,673 --> 01:05:20,374
[ Laughing ]

1182
01:05:20,469 --> 01:05:23,042
I just wanted to tell you
I think you're really--

1183
01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:25,054
really tall.

1184
01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:27,887
- Very nice.
- Thank you for the national
humiliation. Thank you.

1185
01:05:28,019 --> 01:05:31,720
Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
Humiliated today, hero tomorrow.

1186
01:05:31,815 --> 01:05:35,018
Hey, take a look at this.
Look at the numbers.

1187
01:05:35,110 --> 01:05:37,684
- Unbelievable.
- Are those the actual numbers?
Those are the actual numbers.

1188
01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:40,235
- These are the pendants?
- He did it.

1189
01:05:40,324 --> 01:05:42,898
- [ Man #1 ] Look at that.
- [ Man #2 ] I can't believe it.
It's awesome.

1190
01:05:43,119 --> 01:05:46,369
My friends, do you have food
that goes to waste?

1191
01:05:46,456 --> 01:05:50,074
You ever thought about using
your drive time to cook
a meal for your family?

1192
01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:53,496
Do you feel the need to store
your vegetables and lunch meats forever?

1193
01:05:53,630 --> 01:05:57,415
We say wet it again...
with Foggy.

1194
01:05:57,510 --> 01:05:59,752
It's the Hood Buddy--
the air filter that uses the heat...

1195
01:05:59,887 --> 01:06:03,553
of your gas-guzzling engine
to cook fabulous meals while you drive.

1196
01:06:03,641 --> 01:06:05,634
Lil Squirt--

1197
01:06:05,769 --> 01:06:07,762
it's a festive fountain
that gives your fanny...

1198
01:06:07,896 --> 01:06:10,518
"a kiss of refreshing mist."

1199
01:06:10,649 --> 01:06:13,437
But look what we did with Foggy!

1200
01:06:13,527 --> 01:06:15,437
We made banana mush.

1201
01:06:15,530 --> 01:06:20,525
Soot gives it a unique, unrivalled,
rich, hearty, robust aroma.

1202
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:23,615
Why would you dry these bananas out
in the first place?

1203
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:27,247
Then I have two words
for you, G-- suck it.

1204
01:06:27,334 --> 01:06:31,961
Lil Squirt. This is probably the
nastiest product on the entire network.

1205
01:06:32,048 --> 01:06:35,382
- 10-4, Hood Buddy.
- Yummy.

1206
01:06:37,888 --> 01:06:42,384
[ G ] Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.

1207
01:06:42,518 --> 01:06:44,392
But let's face it.
The seat-warmers...

1208
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,892
that you're sitting on are getting
more out of life than you are.

1209
01:06:47,023 --> 01:06:49,395
Yes, they are.
And if I were you-- and I am you--

1210
01:06:49,525 --> 01:06:51,518
If I were you,
what I would do...

1211
01:06:51,653 --> 01:06:54,939
is I would embrace
each and every new day...

1212
01:06:55,032 --> 01:06:56,941
Iike it was a long-lost lover...

1213
01:06:57,034 --> 01:07:00,403
and squeeze all the life juice
I possibly could.

1214
01:07:00,538 --> 01:07:01,997
The juicer, the juicer.
Sam, get a shot of the juicer.

1215
01:07:02,123 --> 01:07:05,574
- Juicers, juicers. Okay, tight shot.
- Kitchen-Aid, 79.95.

1216
01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:07,833
Kitchen-Aid juicer, 79.95.

1217
01:07:07,921 --> 01:07:09,997
- Fabulous.
- Go, go, go.

1218
01:07:10,132 --> 01:07:13,002
[ Woman ]
Home shoppers have found a new guru.

1219
01:07:13,135 --> 01:07:17,797
His name is G, and he's a mixture
of higher thinking and lower prices.

1220
01:07:17,890 --> 01:07:20,761
Okay, get off the phone.
You have to look at these.

1221
01:07:20,893 --> 01:07:25,722
- [ Ricky ] I'll call you later.
- "TV Guide," "Time," "Forbes."

1222
01:07:30,654 --> 01:07:32,896
Correct me if I'm wrong, sir--
[ Chuckles ]

1223
01:07:33,032 --> 01:07:35,570
I don't wanna
put words in your mouth.

1224
01:07:35,702 --> 01:07:39,486
- It felt to me as if we had a deal.
- Well, you felt wrong.

1225
01:07:39,581 --> 01:07:42,950
I said if Hayman screwed up,
you were in.

1226
01:07:43,085 --> 01:07:45,956
He didn't.
This G goof of his...

1227
01:07:46,088 --> 01:07:50,217
is the biggest thing to hit
home shopping since the cubic zirconia.

1228
01:07:52,178 --> 01:07:55,132
That doesn't pique
your Sherlock Holmes brain cells?

1229
01:07:55,265 --> 01:07:57,471
My God, the man has no history...

1230
01:07:57,601 --> 01:07:59,926
no social security number,
no driver's licence...

1231
01:08:00,062 --> 01:08:03,431
voter's registration,
birth certificate, nothing.

1232
01:08:03,566 --> 01:08:07,101
G isn't even a name,
for crying out loud.
You don't find that curious?

1233
01:08:07,236 --> 01:08:10,902
Yes, I do.
I just don't find it illegal.

1234
01:08:11,032 --> 01:08:15,493
There is a definite Talmudic
wisdom to G's philosophy.
He is clearly a student of the--

1235
01:08:15,621 --> 01:08:18,373
Koran figures prominently
in G's aphorisms.

1236
01:08:18,457 --> 01:08:20,366
And I'm sure
he will tell you he's--

1237
01:08:20,459 --> 01:08:22,369
A student of the New Testament.

1238
01:08:22,462 --> 01:08:24,371
G's essential
religious foundation...

1239
01:08:24,464 --> 01:08:27,251
so clearly echoes the teachings
of Jesus Christ...

1240
01:08:27,384 --> 01:08:31,085
that I wonder if he might not have spent
some time in the seminary himself.

1241
01:08:31,179 --> 01:08:33,256
No, don't change anything.
I wanna keep it simple.

1242
01:08:33,349 --> 01:08:35,922
What? What did I tell you?
Every market.

1243
01:08:36,018 --> 01:08:39,185
Right! Every market.
Let's run it everywhere. Full page.

1244
01:08:39,313 --> 01:08:41,472
- I don't care how much it costs.
Save me this stuff in the--
- Right.

1245
01:08:41,608 --> 01:08:44,277
What? A week. Let's run it
for a week, see what happens.

1246
01:08:44,361 --> 01:08:47,030
- No, man. Thank you.
- [ Beeps ]

1247
01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:56,080
Hi, nice to see you--
talk to you. Hi, hey!

1248
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:58,075
- Hey. Hey.
- [ Kate ] Hey!

1249
01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:00,077
The, uh--
We're glad to get you.

1250
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:03,420
Listen, we're just sittin' around here--
I know it's sort of last minute.

1251
01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:07,291
- We were--
- Wondering if I wanted
to go out for a drink?

1252
01:09:07,386 --> 01:09:09,759
Exactly right. The, uh-- I don't know
what you have a taste for, but--

1253
01:09:09,847 --> 01:09:13,133
- How about the Breakwater?
- I love the Breakwater. It's, um--

1254
01:09:13,226 --> 01:09:15,800
- What time is it? 7:00?
- Can you pick me up in half an hour?

1255
01:09:15,896 --> 01:09:18,648
- We will see you in one half hour.
- Great.

1256
01:09:22,486 --> 01:09:25,357
** [ Singing ln Spanish ]

1257
01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:32,276
** [ Continues ]

1258
01:10:29,936 --> 01:10:31,810
[ Music Ends ]

1259
01:10:34,441 --> 01:10:37,359
[ Thunder Rumbling ]

1260
01:10:41,448 --> 01:10:44,236
- [ Car Door Closes ]
- [ Ricky, Kate Laughing ]

1261
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:51,657
Oh. Oh.

1262
01:10:52,961 --> 01:10:55,168
- Oh.
- [ Chuckling ]

1263
01:10:55,297 --> 01:10:58,085
- I'm wet.
- You're so wet.

1264
01:10:58,175 --> 01:11:01,212
Look at that. Well, Scott
was certainly right about one thing.

1265
01:11:01,304 --> 01:11:03,213
About what?

1266
01:11:03,306 --> 01:11:05,263
You do have elegant toes.

1267
01:11:05,350 --> 01:11:07,259
[ Laughs ]

1268
01:11:09,104 --> 01:11:12,604
Scott was, um--

1269
01:11:12,691 --> 01:11:15,017
What? You two dated?

1270
01:11:15,152 --> 01:11:17,145
A while ago.

1271
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:19,154
For about a minute.

1272
01:11:20,992 --> 01:11:25,785
Well, you know,
he seems like a--

1273
01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:28,785
- [ Laughing ] Like a determined...
- Yeah.

1274
01:11:28,876 --> 01:11:33,088
- guy.
- Scott was very interested in me--

1275
01:11:33,172 --> 01:11:37,550
in our relationship-- until he got
his introduction to McBainbridge.

1276
01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:43,428
What? Feel like he used you?

1277
01:11:43,517 --> 01:11:47,895
He did some work for us.
Made me look good, so...

1278
01:11:48,022 --> 01:11:50,394
I guess we used each other.

1279
01:11:51,526 --> 01:11:53,435
All's fair, right?

1280
01:11:59,118 --> 01:12:01,490
I had a really nice time.

1281
01:12:01,579 --> 01:12:04,284
I had a nice time too.

1282
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:08,746
I'll see you tomorrow.

1283
01:12:12,549 --> 01:12:14,838
See you later.

1284
01:12:19,098 --> 01:12:21,803
Ricky!

1285
01:12:21,893 --> 01:12:24,301
I loved our dance.

1286
01:12:46,628 --> 01:12:48,538
Damn.

1287
01:12:50,591 --> 01:12:52,501
Damn.

1288
01:12:54,304 --> 01:12:57,969
[ Car Door Closes,
Footsteps Approaching ]

1289
01:13:17,037 --> 01:13:21,082
[ Shouting, Chattering ]

1290
01:13:23,127 --> 01:13:25,001
- It's G.
- What's happening?

1291
01:13:25,129 --> 01:13:28,000
Somebody came forward, some woman.
She says G's her husband.

1292
01:13:28,133 --> 01:13:30,291
Says he has a whole family--
six kids-- in Chicago.

1293
01:13:30,427 --> 01:13:32,835
- Just walked out, abandoned them.
- Oh, I don't believe that.

1294
01:13:32,971 --> 01:13:35,593
- She's holding
a press conference in an hour.
- Where?

1295
01:13:35,724 --> 01:13:38,476
It was time
for this charade to end.

1296
01:13:38,603 --> 01:13:42,470
This man, G, had already
hurt me and my kids.

1297
01:13:42,607 --> 01:13:44,481
And, well, when I saw this...

1298
01:13:48,197 --> 01:13:50,770
I knew I couldn't let him hurt
any other innocent people.

1299
01:13:50,908 --> 01:13:53,280
Well, isn't this just lovely.

1300
01:13:53,369 --> 01:13:56,039
Scott, get us out of this.

1301
01:13:56,164 --> 01:13:58,869
Okay, people.
Here's the bitter truth.

1302
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,456
The only way we're gonna get out
of this in one piece is to face it.

1303
01:14:01,586 --> 01:14:04,956
So, I'm sorry, but, Ricky, Kate,
you're gonna have to resign.

1304
01:14:05,048 --> 01:14:06,958
G hasn't said
if she's telling the truth.

1305
01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:09,257
G, do you know this woman?

1306
01:14:09,345 --> 01:14:11,302
Yes, that's Grace from Chicago.

1307
01:14:11,431 --> 01:14:14,764
She's holding little lris
and that's Michael and Lloyd with her.

1308
01:14:14,851 --> 01:14:16,760
Excuse me a second.

1309
01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:19,475
- Where are you going?
- Going to say hello.

1310
01:14:21,358 --> 01:14:24,478
[ Reporters Clamouring ]

1311
01:14:27,198 --> 01:14:29,689
- [ Woman ] G, do you know this woman?
- Kids, hi!

1312
01:14:29,826 --> 01:14:32,317
It's so good to--
Everybody's gotten so big.

1313
01:14:32,454 --> 01:14:36,322
[ Man ] G, how long were you married
before you deserted Grace and the kids?

1314
01:14:38,627 --> 01:14:41,415
- What?
- G, why did you marry Grace,
father six children...

1315
01:14:41,547 --> 01:14:43,421
and just run off
in the middle of the night?

1316
01:14:43,549 --> 01:14:46,966
You, you know what you did.
You left.

1317
01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:50,672
- Now, that's true. I did leave.
- Why did you lie to America?

1318
01:14:50,766 --> 01:14:53,435
- We trusted you.
- How many other families
have you destroyed?

1319
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:56,597
- Give us the real story.
- [ Man ] What is the truth here?

1320
01:14:56,731 --> 01:15:00,182
[ Shouting Questions ]

1321
01:15:00,318 --> 01:15:03,403
Are you concerned
about possible jail time?

1322
01:15:03,530 --> 01:15:05,819
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Please, wait a minute.

1323
01:15:05,907 --> 01:15:08,196
[ Shouting Questions ]

1324
01:15:08,327 --> 01:15:12,195
Stop, stop.
I lied. I lied!

1325
01:15:12,289 --> 01:15:14,532
[ Shouting Stops ]

1326
01:15:15,668 --> 01:15:17,910
I lied for the money.

1327
01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:20,667
G-- G's a saint.

1328
01:15:22,634 --> 01:15:25,885
He's not my husband
or their dad.

1329
01:15:27,181 --> 01:15:29,304
I wish--

1330
01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:34,143
He stayed with us
a few winters ago as a friend.

1331
01:15:34,272 --> 01:15:36,146
He helped us.

1332
01:15:38,235 --> 01:15:40,560
I am so sorry.

1333
01:15:40,654 --> 01:15:42,813
I thought--

1334
01:15:42,948 --> 01:15:45,321
You know, I just--

1335
01:15:48,288 --> 01:15:50,245
It's all right.

1336
01:15:50,373 --> 01:15:52,911
Okay? You all right?

1337
01:15:58,632 --> 01:16:00,542
That man.

1338
01:16:00,635 --> 01:16:03,589
I called him,
and I told him that I knew G.

1339
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,467
- Who's she talking about?
- He offered me money. Five grand.

1340
01:16:06,599 --> 01:16:10,051
$5,000 to get up here and say
a few words, to get up here and lie.

1341
01:16:10,145 --> 01:16:12,352
He paid me to lie about G.

1342
01:16:12,481 --> 01:16:17,393
I'm sorry. I may be poor, but there's
your bad man right there! There he is.

1343
01:16:17,487 --> 01:16:19,396
- Where?
- Scott Hawkes!

1344
01:16:19,489 --> 01:16:22,609
[ Crowd Chattering ]

1345
01:16:22,742 --> 01:16:25,744
[ Shouting Questions ]

1346
01:16:25,829 --> 01:16:30,326
[ Man ] ls this a conspiracy,
Scott, or were you by yourself?

1347
01:16:30,459 --> 01:16:32,618
[ Keys Jingle On Ground ]

1348
01:16:32,753 --> 01:16:36,586
- No, I have no comment.
- [ Ricky ] No more questions.

1349
01:16:36,674 --> 01:16:39,960
- [ Shouting ]
- Privacy. Just a little privacy.

1350
01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:44,223
- I only have a comment at this point.
- Tell us the truth.

1351
01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:47,267
Don't, don't, don't-- Let him alone.
Let him have a little privacy.

1352
01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:50,805
And, uh-- No, I wanna
take care of that.

1353
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,514
Listen, I've been empowered
by Mr John McBainbridge...

1354
01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:55,728
to offer Grace $5,000...

1355
01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:58,614
on behalf of G
and the Good Buy Network...

1356
01:16:58,699 --> 01:17:02,068
uh, as well as $5,000
worth of Good Buy products...

1357
01:17:02,203 --> 01:17:04,326
including the, uh...

1358
01:17:04,413 --> 01:17:07,331
new George Foreman Lean Mean
Fat Reducer Grill Machine...

1359
01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:10,122
that's available only
on Wednesday nights on George's
show here on our show.

1360
01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:12,169
- This sounds like a publicity stunt.
- Certainly is not, Tanya.

1361
01:17:12,297 --> 01:17:14,919
It was what it was, and let's all
continue on our journey.

1362
01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:16,379
Thanks so much.

1363
01:17:17,177 --> 01:17:20,878
[ Tune: "Beethoven's Fifth Symphony" ]
* G, G, G, G *

1364
01:17:21,015 --> 01:17:23,138
* G, G, G, G *

1365
01:17:23,226 --> 01:17:26,726
Oh. Don't you think
we're going a little far?

1366
01:17:26,855 --> 01:17:30,105
With what? The announcer?
It's the top of the show. Pizazz.

1367
01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:32,523
We're just kidding around with that,
but I want to make it an event.

1368
01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:34,527
[ Announcer ]
Here's G!

1369
01:17:35,948 --> 01:17:38,618
Would your life be better
with a bigger TV set?

1370
01:17:38,743 --> 01:17:40,535
- Yeah, sure.
- On Sundays, yeah.

1371
01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:43,871
- Or a V.C.R.?
- TV set, V.C.R.

1372
01:17:43,957 --> 01:17:47,540
[ Gasps ]
Or a laser disc, yes?

1373
01:17:47,670 --> 01:17:51,003
He's especially excited about
laser discs. Great. Look up
the numbers; get ready to type.

1374
01:17:51,090 --> 01:17:52,999
- No.
- [ Together ] No?

1375
01:17:53,092 --> 01:17:55,002
- No.
- [ Chuckling ]

1376
01:17:55,094 --> 01:17:58,049
No, no. Can't you see?
This-- This doesn't mean anything.

1377
01:17:58,181 --> 01:18:03,223
- My clothes don't mean anything.
- I just wish he weren't
so... anti-everything.

1378
01:18:03,354 --> 01:18:05,227
You know what's
really important?

1379
01:18:05,356 --> 01:18:07,894
- I'll show you. Come on.
- Oop, here we go.
Fasten your seat belts.

1380
01:18:08,025 --> 01:18:10,481
- Come with me?
- Come with me.
- Let me show you.

1381
01:18:19,663 --> 01:18:21,870
This is important.

1382
01:18:25,378 --> 01:18:27,418
This is crucial.

1383
01:18:27,547 --> 01:18:30,252
This is something that every person
should have in their life.

1384
01:18:30,342 --> 01:18:33,011
This is a gift
you will never get tired of.

1385
01:18:33,136 --> 01:18:36,007
Her name is Kate, and she is
as wonderful as you possibly can get.

1386
01:18:36,140 --> 01:18:39,260
And you know why?
Because when you talk to Kate...

1387
01:18:39,393 --> 01:18:41,433
she listens to what you say.

1388
01:18:41,562 --> 01:18:44,683
And that's more important
than any V.C.R. and any television.

1389
01:18:44,816 --> 01:18:47,023
Isn't that right, Kate?

1390
01:18:47,152 --> 01:18:49,441
I'm sorry.
I wasn't listening. What'd you say?

1391
01:18:49,571 --> 01:18:53,521
How could you not love this woman?
How charming is she?

1392
01:18:53,659 --> 01:18:56,779
How wonderful is she?
Let me tell you.

1393
01:18:56,871 --> 01:19:00,205
Let me tell you what everybody
out there needs to find
ultimate and true happiness.

1394
01:19:00,333 --> 01:19:02,125
Come back, Brutus.

1395
01:19:08,843 --> 01:19:11,797
Seventy-five years. That's
how much time you get if you're lucky.

1396
01:19:11,929 --> 01:19:14,337
Seventy-five years.
Seventy-five winters...

1397
01:19:14,474 --> 01:19:18,602
seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five
summers and seventy-five autumns.

1398
01:19:18,687 --> 01:19:20,810
When you look at it like that,
it's not a lot of time, is it?

1399
01:19:20,939 --> 01:19:23,727
Don't waste them.
Get your head out of the rat race...

1400
01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:27,145
and forget about the superficial things
that preoccupy your existence...

1401
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,154
and get back
to what's important now.

1402
01:19:29,282 --> 01:19:31,156
Right now, this very second.

1403
01:19:31,284 --> 01:19:34,404
And I'm not saying drop everything and
let the world come to a grinding halt.

1404
01:19:34,538 --> 01:19:37,325
I'm saying that you can become a seeker.
You can be loving more.

1405
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,415
You could be taking some chances.
You could be living more.

1406
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,417
You can be spending more time
with your family.

1407
01:19:41,545 --> 01:19:44,001
You can be getting in touch
with the part of you that
lives instead of fears...

1408
01:19:44,090 --> 01:19:46,332
the part of you
that loves instead of hates...

1409
01:19:46,467 --> 01:19:49,552
the part of you that recognizes
the humanity in all of us.

1410
01:19:49,679 --> 01:19:51,803
And I tell you,
that's where your fortune--

1411
01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:54,595
Oh, there it is. It was a momentary
bobble. We're back, we're back.

1412
01:19:54,727 --> 01:19:58,096
Careful, Brutus, don't fall down.
I want you to see something.

1413
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:02,358
Something very, very important.

1414
01:20:02,485 --> 01:20:05,356
Okay, right here.

1415
01:20:05,488 --> 01:20:09,024
Can you fill the screen up
with this grass here for me, Brutus?

1416
01:20:11,745 --> 01:20:13,619
That's the answer right there.

1417
01:20:13,748 --> 01:20:16,203
That's what it's all about,
right there.

1418
01:20:37,023 --> 01:20:39,645
Just take a little break
just for a second.

1419
01:20:40,986 --> 01:20:44,818
Just, just look at this,
this beautiful...

1420
01:20:44,949 --> 01:20:48,650
peaceful parcel of earth
around us.

1421
01:20:48,786 --> 01:20:51,242
Go ahead, wherever you are.
Just--

1422
01:20:51,373 --> 01:20:54,243
Just go look at some grass.
Go ahead.

1423
01:20:54,334 --> 01:20:56,742
Just go do it.
Just, just go--

1424
01:20:56,879 --> 01:20:59,251
Just go look at some grass.

1425
01:21:11,395 --> 01:21:14,016
Speedy, come on over here.
Take a look at this grass.

1426
01:21:16,150 --> 01:21:19,068
[ Ricky ]
Barry. Barry! Barry. Barry.

1427
01:21:19,153 --> 01:21:21,360
Gentlemen, battle stations,
battle stations.

1428
01:21:21,489 --> 01:21:23,482
J.P., we're just about to
get ready to shoot here live.

1429
01:21:23,616 --> 01:21:26,867
Okay, go, go. Barry, Barry!
Where is he? Where is he?

1430
01:21:26,995 --> 01:21:29,118
Come on, come on, come on!
We're just about to cut to you.

1431
01:21:29,248 --> 01:21:32,035
Hold up the mat. Yeah.
I want you to talk about the mat.

1432
01:21:32,168 --> 01:21:34,042
- Okay?
- I don't wanna. I'm not on-air.

1433
01:21:34,170 --> 01:21:36,626
- Let's call it a peaceful parcel.
- "Peaceful par--"? What?

1434
01:21:36,714 --> 01:21:38,624
- Do you understand?
- I'm not-- I'm not on-air--

1435
01:21:38,717 --> 01:21:40,626
Go, go!

1436
01:21:40,719 --> 01:21:43,340
Can we-- Are we--
We're gonna go in tight, right?

1437
01:21:43,472 --> 01:21:46,307
'Cause I don't--
Oh. Oh, man.

1438
01:21:46,433 --> 01:21:49,803
Okay, Sam, what's up? Barry,
he's on the floor with one of his mats.

1439
01:21:49,937 --> 01:21:53,188
The grass mats. Get ready to go to
a shot of him or a close one on the mat.

1440
01:21:53,316 --> 01:21:55,143
Right. One, on Barry.
Two, tight on mat.

1441
01:21:55,276 --> 01:21:58,064
- Here we go.
- Ricky, I am not on-air talent!

1442
01:21:58,196 --> 01:22:00,438
Also, get ready to go
to the graphics. Ready!

1443
01:22:00,532 --> 01:22:03,818
- Okay, graphics prepped and ready.
- You have to let go--

1444
01:22:03,911 --> 01:22:06,153
Of your worries.

1445
01:22:06,247 --> 01:22:08,156
- Go to graphics.
- Go to graphics.

1446
01:22:08,249 --> 01:22:10,787
- Go to G.
- G.
- G up.

1447
01:22:10,877 --> 01:22:15,836
- Give in--
- To your desires.

1448
01:22:15,924 --> 01:22:18,131
- Go to graphics.
- Graphics.

1449
01:22:18,219 --> 01:22:19,927
- Go to G.
- On G.

1450
01:22:20,054 --> 01:22:23,174
- And take the journey--
- To your telephone...

1451
01:22:23,266 --> 01:22:25,638
and call the Good Buy Channel...

1452
01:22:25,727 --> 01:22:27,684
where the good buys
are available 24-hours a day.

1453
01:22:27,771 --> 01:22:29,680
- Go to graphics.
- Graphics.

1454
01:22:29,773 --> 01:22:33,107
- Go to Barry.
- And to Barry.
- Cue Barry.

1455
01:22:35,821 --> 01:22:37,814
[ Stammering ]
Okay.

1456
01:22:39,784 --> 01:22:43,070
- Thanks, G. [ Chuckles ] Um--
- [ Ricky ] Good.

1457
01:22:43,204 --> 01:22:46,870
You're watching the, uh,
the Good Buy Shopping Network...

1458
01:22:46,959 --> 01:22:52,333
where the grass is always...
just a little bit greener.

1459
01:22:52,423 --> 01:22:55,045
- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Look at him go.

1460
01:22:55,176 --> 01:22:58,877
This is Kate.
Hi, Mary.

1461
01:22:58,972 --> 01:23:01,807
Great. I'll tell him.

1462
01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:05,137
Well, we don't have to worry about
what to do with the grass mats.

1463
01:23:05,271 --> 01:23:08,225
- They're selling out.
- Already?

1464
01:23:08,357 --> 01:23:12,225
Now, that's what I like to hear.
The grass mats are selling out.

1465
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:15,570
- All right!
- [ Laughing ]

1466
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:19,068
Thank you so much.
Good job.

1467
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:22,779
[ Barry ] lf you're feeling bad,
and you want a little spring...

1468
01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:25,786
in your winter--
[ Continues lndistinct ]

1469
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,585
[ Crowd Shouting ]

1470
01:24:24,817 --> 01:24:28,945
Well, that was just the best macaroni
and cheese dinner I think I ever... had.

1471
01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:31,272
Kraft in the box is,
of course, the classic...

1472
01:24:31,366 --> 01:24:34,071
- but you have a... touch.
- My pleasure.

1473
01:24:36,246 --> 01:24:40,291
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

1474
01:24:40,376 --> 01:24:42,285
Wait a minute.

1475
01:24:42,378 --> 01:24:44,750
The way you say
"I'm fine--"

1476
01:24:44,881 --> 01:24:47,835
What's the matter?

1477
01:24:47,926 --> 01:24:50,132
I'm worried about G.

1478
01:24:50,220 --> 01:24:52,177
Remember when we first met him?

1479
01:24:52,305 --> 01:24:55,307
He was so happy.
And that smile.

1480
01:24:55,392 --> 01:24:58,180
And now he just seems drained.

1481
01:24:58,270 --> 01:25:01,355
Well, like us.
You know, it's all the work.

1482
01:25:01,441 --> 01:25:05,308
Right, it is all the work. And now that
he's caught on, it'll only get worse.

1483
01:25:05,403 --> 01:25:10,030
It started so simply, and now it's
become this whole, big production.

1484
01:25:10,117 --> 01:25:12,026
It's the Hayman
and Newell circus...

1485
01:25:12,119 --> 01:25:15,702
with the G chants and the orchestras
and the announcers.

1486
01:25:15,790 --> 01:25:18,162
- Kinda fun, huh? Kitsch.
- Oh. Today...

1487
01:25:18,251 --> 01:25:21,869
- Yeah?
- at the station, they were
pitching me things that go...

1488
01:25:21,963 --> 01:25:24,419
- way beyond the G T-shirts.
- What did they show you?

1489
01:25:24,549 --> 01:25:26,957
They have got
this cheese spread...

1490
01:25:27,094 --> 01:25:29,716
- named after him called--
- G Whiz.

1491
01:25:29,805 --> 01:25:32,012
- [ Chuckling ] What? ls that terrible?
- Oh.

1492
01:25:32,099 --> 01:25:34,009
- You knew about this?
- I helped come up with it.

1493
01:25:34,102 --> 01:25:36,011
- I thought it was funny.
- Oh, Ricky.

1494
01:25:36,104 --> 01:25:38,891
- What?
- What about that wrapping ribbon...

1495
01:25:39,024 --> 01:25:41,396
- called the, the--
- G String.

1496
01:25:41,527 --> 01:25:43,519
[ Snickering ]

1497
01:25:43,612 --> 01:25:46,234
Look, I mean,
who are we hurting anyway?

1498
01:25:46,323 --> 01:25:49,278
You know, the people who are
getting this amazing message?

1499
01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:52,080
I don't think so. You know.
Certainly-- Are we hurting G?

1500
01:25:52,205 --> 01:25:55,076
You know, instead of getting stuff
tossed at him on some lonely highway...

1501
01:25:55,167 --> 01:25:58,287
he's reaching America,
he's reaching the country.

1502
01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,294
Who's losing out?
It's all good.

1503
01:26:00,422 --> 01:26:03,092
Yes, but we are making money
off of that image.

1504
01:26:03,217 --> 01:26:05,590
But-- No, but so does every religion
that sells a crucifix...

1505
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:08,591
or a Star of David or a stick
of incense is making money.

1506
01:26:08,723 --> 01:26:10,597
And, you know,
everything that we sell...

1507
01:26:10,725 --> 01:26:14,095
people are buying, I think,
'cause they feel closer to G.

1508
01:26:14,229 --> 01:26:17,433
And if they wear a G T-shirt,
people think, oh, you know...

1509
01:26:17,566 --> 01:26:20,022
what he's all about,
what he's talking about,
and they become better people.

1510
01:26:20,153 --> 01:26:22,608
Don't you think so?
I think so.

1511
01:26:22,739 --> 01:26:24,815
The difference is...

1512
01:26:24,950 --> 01:26:27,655
- What?
- G would do this for free.

1513
01:26:31,665 --> 01:26:35,117
I think we should let him go.

1514
01:26:35,253 --> 01:26:37,210
What?
[ Stammering ]

1515
01:26:37,338 --> 01:26:40,339
I mean, he's not chained in my basement,
you know. He's a free man.

1516
01:26:40,467 --> 01:26:43,421
- But what are you talking about?
- It's the right thing to do.

1517
01:26:47,683 --> 01:26:50,435
I've decided
to take G prime time.

1518
01:26:50,519 --> 01:26:53,805
I'm gonna give him his own
half-hour show. What's the matter?

1519
01:26:53,898 --> 01:26:57,232
- Surely you don't think
this is a bad idea.
- No, no.

1520
01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,649
He has the broadest appeal of any
on-air personality we've ever had.

1521
01:26:59,780 --> 01:27:01,607
Yeah, that's right,
that's right, but, uh--

1522
01:27:01,698 --> 01:27:04,569
And I love the idea of a new G show.
I was thinking the same thing.

1523
01:27:04,702 --> 01:27:06,825
This is so funny. That's why I wanted
to talk to you. Listen to this.

1524
01:27:06,954 --> 01:27:09,327
I think it's a great idea.
What if--

1525
01:27:09,415 --> 01:27:11,408
uh, we start a show--
whatever time slot--

1526
01:27:11,543 --> 01:27:14,627
with G and other hosts?

1527
01:27:14,713 --> 01:27:18,462
Wait a minute.
An ensemble show...

1528
01:27:18,550 --> 01:27:21,042
where G doesn't have to,
you know, carry the whole thing.

1529
01:27:21,178 --> 01:27:24,049
- We could even phase him out
at some point--
- Are you nuts?

1530
01:27:24,182 --> 01:27:27,847
He's the guy they're interested in.
I don't understand your hesitation.

1531
01:27:27,978 --> 01:27:30,765
Oh, wait a second.
Wait. I know.

1532
01:27:30,897 --> 01:27:33,305
- Yeah.
- I know, and I understand.

1533
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:37,019
- Yeah!
- You're upset because I promised
I'd take care of you...

1534
01:27:37,113 --> 01:27:39,152
if this took off, and I haven't.

1535
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,032
- Oh. Oh.
- Yet.

1536
01:27:41,117 --> 01:27:44,736
But if you launch this...

1537
01:27:44,871 --> 01:27:48,038
and if you make it work...

1538
01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:51,660
then... everything
you've wanted...

1539
01:27:51,754 --> 01:27:56,463
everything that you have
ever dreamed about will be yours--

1540
01:27:56,592 --> 01:27:59,926
an office next to mine...

1541
01:28:00,055 --> 01:28:03,389
a view of the studio, a car...

1542
01:28:03,517 --> 01:28:07,182
the perks, the bonuses--

1543
01:28:07,271 --> 01:28:10,854
everything will be yours.

1544
01:28:13,486 --> 01:28:16,855
- And Kate?
- To hell with Kate.

1545
01:28:16,948 --> 01:28:20,234
Do you wanna produce the show
or don't you?

1546
01:28:20,327 --> 01:28:23,412
Look, as far as I'm concerned,
Kate is indispensable.

1547
01:28:23,497 --> 01:28:25,573
We couldn't have gotten here
without Kate, and...

1548
01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:29,083
my deal would have to be in place,
'cause, that's right...

1549
01:28:29,212 --> 01:28:31,833
- you said the last show,
if I made that work--
- I also said...

1550
01:28:31,965 --> 01:28:36,093
to get G signed up, and have you
done that, Mr On-the-ball?

1551
01:28:36,178 --> 01:28:39,630
- Yeah, he's been here.
- I don't see any paper.

1552
01:28:39,765 --> 01:28:41,639
Oh, well, that's just
a matter of signing.

1553
01:28:41,767 --> 01:28:44,175
Why? He doesn't have a pen?
You get him signed up.

1554
01:28:47,107 --> 01:28:51,105
And then...
we'll talk your deal.

1555
01:28:55,658 --> 01:28:58,944
Whether you're a lover of jazz,
gospel, classic or rock...

1556
01:28:59,036 --> 01:29:01,444
you'll be able to select
the kind of sound...

1557
01:29:01,581 --> 01:29:04,452
that is going to fit
whatever kind of music you enjoy.

1558
01:29:04,584 --> 01:29:08,285
This is the stereo that really does
give you all kinds of features...

1559
01:29:08,422 --> 01:29:10,628
but it does it
in a compact size.

1560
01:29:10,758 --> 01:29:13,629
So if it's gonna go on a bookshelf,
if it's gonna go--

1561
01:29:13,761 --> 01:29:16,549
[ Continues lndistinct ]

1562
01:29:39,706 --> 01:29:41,830
[ Clears Throat ]
Am I bothering you?

1563
01:29:41,917 --> 01:29:45,203
No. How could you ever bother me?
I love talking to you.

1564
01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:48,374
That's what I wanted to do--
talk with you.

1565
01:29:48,508 --> 01:29:50,666
- Ricky and I were thinking--
- [ Phone Ringing ]

1566
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:54,461
Excuse me one second. Hello?

1567
01:29:54,556 --> 01:29:57,474
Yes, Dr Simon.

1568
01:29:57,559 --> 01:30:01,011
[ Chuckles ] So tell me, how long
before I can continue my journey?

1569
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:10,486
How could it be chronic?

1570
01:30:10,574 --> 01:30:12,697
Uh, how can it be chronic?

1571
01:30:12,826 --> 01:30:15,199
Well, i-it's chronic because--

1572
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:24,167
It's chronic because of the decrease
that we registered in your--

1573
01:30:30,346 --> 01:30:32,220
[ Coughing ]
I'm sorry, I got--

1574
01:30:32,348 --> 01:30:36,298
I got a little phlegm there. And--
[ Clearing Throat ]

1575
01:30:36,436 --> 01:30:42,272
[ Coughing ] Yeah, the, um,
the decrease we registered in your "N--"

1576
01:30:42,401 --> 01:30:44,690
Dolphins.
Endorphins!

1577
01:30:44,778 --> 01:30:47,020
I'm sorry, l-l couldn't
read my own writing.

1578
01:30:47,114 --> 01:30:49,652
You know, doctor's handwriting.
Yes.

1579
01:30:49,784 --> 01:30:53,284
Uh, that number
was sufficiently...

1580
01:30:57,626 --> 01:31:01,458
Iow, so...

1581
01:31:01,589 --> 01:31:04,080
ass two, as to...

1582
01:31:04,175 --> 01:31:07,674
demonstrate...
that you...

1583
01:31:07,804 --> 01:31:09,797
have a...

1584
01:31:09,931 --> 01:31:11,805
poor heart--

1585
01:31:13,310 --> 01:31:16,596
At this time, I'm--

1586
01:31:16,689 --> 01:31:18,681
I'm, uh--

1587
01:31:20,318 --> 01:31:23,604
I'm afraid, uh, that you, uh...

1588
01:31:23,696 --> 01:31:25,985
need to--

1589
01:31:33,999 --> 01:31:36,241
Stay on the floor!
Uh, no, I'm sorry.

1590
01:31:36,335 --> 01:31:40,416
I'm sorry. I was, uh,
giving instructions to my dog.

1591
01:31:40,507 --> 01:31:44,208
Yeah, I'm-l'm afraid that
this time you need to, uh...

1592
01:31:44,344 --> 01:31:46,467
stick... around...

1593
01:31:48,140 --> 01:31:50,014
for several months, or...

1594
01:31:51,894 --> 01:31:54,017
- perhaps until the end of time.
- [ Toy Squeaking ]

1595
01:31:54,147 --> 01:31:56,603
Uh, just a little
doctor joke there, G.

1596
01:31:56,691 --> 01:31:59,942
- [ Squeaks ]
- [ Chuckling ] Yeah.

1597
01:32:00,028 --> 01:32:02,317
No, I'm just calling
to make sure that you're okay.

1598
01:32:02,406 --> 01:32:05,822
Yeah, l-l-l know
that you're disappointed.

1599
01:32:05,910 --> 01:32:09,196
No, as soon as the heat breaks,
I'll-l'll call to...

1600
01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:11,656
make another appointment.

1601
01:32:11,791 --> 01:32:14,627
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Thanks. Bye-bye.

1602
01:32:14,711 --> 01:32:16,620
[ Sighing ]

1603
01:32:16,713 --> 01:32:18,920
[ Sighing ]
Did he buy that?

1604
01:32:19,049 --> 01:32:21,505
I think so.

1605
01:32:21,635 --> 01:32:25,384
He sounded awfully sad, though.

1606
01:32:25,515 --> 01:32:27,389
He did?

1607
01:32:27,517 --> 01:32:30,767
Okay, now I can get him
to sign the contract.

1608
01:32:30,896 --> 01:32:33,517
- Oh, my God.
- Kate! Kate!

1609
01:32:33,607 --> 01:32:35,979
What, what, what, what?
No, what? Where are you going?

1610
01:32:36,068 --> 01:32:39,105
Ricky, how? G trusted you.
I trusted you.

1611
01:32:39,238 --> 01:32:41,112
- You can trust me.
- Oh, please!

1612
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,399
Okay, honey, that was wrong.
That was wrong.

1613
01:32:43,535 --> 01:32:46,204
Listen, sweetie, don't be upset with me.
I need-need more time.

1614
01:32:46,329 --> 01:32:48,618
But don't be upset.
Not when everything's goin' good for us.

1615
01:32:48,749 --> 01:32:51,418
Going good? I just watched you
lie to our friend.

1616
01:32:51,543 --> 01:32:53,785
No, but that was isolated. I didn't
wanna do it. I'll tell you all about it.

1617
01:32:53,921 --> 01:32:55,795
I had a meeting with McBainbridge
this morning. I had this idea...

1618
01:32:55,923 --> 01:32:58,593
which I alluded to last night,
about phasing him out eventually...

1619
01:32:58,718 --> 01:33:01,470
but he said my job depends
on getting him to sign this contract.

1620
01:33:01,596 --> 01:33:03,755
Oh, so all's fair, never mind
what's good or right for anybody else.

1621
01:33:03,890 --> 01:33:06,014
- No, no, I think
you're being irrational.
- Trying to persuade me...

1622
01:33:06,101 --> 01:33:08,011
- I'm stupid is not a good way
to win the argument.
- Okay, okay.

1623
01:33:08,103 --> 01:33:10,345
Just tell me what you want me
to do to make it right. Please.

1624
01:33:10,439 --> 01:33:13,476
Okay. Okay.

1625
01:33:14,569 --> 01:33:16,443
No, Kate.

1626
01:33:16,571 --> 01:33:18,528
John, I wanted to talk to you
about Ricky's contract.

1627
01:33:18,615 --> 01:33:20,987
Speaking of contracts,
is it settled?

1628
01:33:21,118 --> 01:33:24,238
- Is what settled?
- I'm putting G on prime time.

1629
01:33:24,371 --> 01:33:27,326
His own show. Hayman's gonna produce,
if he doesn't screw up.

1630
01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,831
Oh, he won't screw up.

1631
01:33:29,961 --> 01:33:32,286
Ricky's a go-to,
game-on-the-line guy.

1632
01:33:32,422 --> 01:33:34,331
In fact, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about, John.

1633
01:33:34,466 --> 01:33:36,340
I wanted to recommend
that you renew Ricky's contract.

1634
01:33:36,468 --> 01:33:38,342
I think the two of you
make an excellent team.

1635
01:33:38,470 --> 01:33:40,344
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?

1636
01:33:40,473 --> 01:33:42,964
You two are cut from the same cloth.
Anything for a buck. Destroying G--

1637
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:46,600
Hold it a second! lf I recall, you're
the one who talked me into using G...

1638
01:33:46,688 --> 01:33:48,894
with your 30%%% rise in calls.

1639
01:33:48,982 --> 01:33:50,891
Well, I was wrong.
I wish I never had.

1640
01:33:50,984 --> 01:33:54,069
Well, if you don't like it, fine!
Now you've said your piece.

1641
01:33:54,154 --> 01:33:56,313
But it's not your network,
it's my network...

1642
01:33:56,448 --> 01:33:58,940
and nobody tells me
how to run my network.

1643
01:33:59,076 --> 01:34:02,612
I created you. You walk when I tell you
to walk. You run when I tell you to run.

1644
01:34:02,747 --> 01:34:06,163
And you sell what
I tell you to sell!

1645
01:34:07,210 --> 01:34:09,120
I will not sell my soul.

1646
01:34:12,967 --> 01:34:15,375
- Kate, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

1647
01:34:15,511 --> 01:34:17,718
Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!

1648
01:34:17,847 --> 01:34:20,220
I just can't believe I was
right about you after all.

1649
01:34:20,350 --> 01:34:22,592
I never wanted to be wrong
so much in my life.

1650
01:34:36,952 --> 01:34:39,028
- Ricky Hayman?
- Yeah.

1651
01:34:43,709 --> 01:34:46,627
[ Phone Beeps, Dialling ]

1652
01:34:49,757 --> 01:34:53,341
[ Ringing ]

1653
01:34:53,428 --> 01:34:55,338
- Hello?
- Kate, hi, it's Ricky.

1654
01:34:55,430 --> 01:34:57,340
- [ Clicks ]
- Hello?

1655
01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:08,642
- [ G ] A contract?
- Yeah, it's, uh...

1656
01:35:08,737 --> 01:35:12,569
it's for six months with provisions for
extending it if things are going well...

1657
01:35:12,699 --> 01:35:17,528
and you're gonna be paid...
very well, of course.

1658
01:35:17,663 --> 01:35:19,740
But you can put some aside
for your future...

1659
01:35:19,874 --> 01:35:23,041
or, or, uh,
give it to a charity.

1660
01:35:26,340 --> 01:35:29,507
Is this what you want?

1661
01:35:29,593 --> 01:35:33,508
Because if this is what you want, all
you have to do is ask, and I'll do it.

1662
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:51,732
[ Sighing ]
Yeah. Would you sign?

1663
01:36:01,337 --> 01:36:04,421
** [ Woman Vocalizing ]

1664
01:36:13,809 --> 01:36:16,514
Well, Mr Hayman,
what have we here?

1665
01:36:16,645 --> 01:36:20,061
Ah. Is this
what I think it is?

1666
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:23,483
Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
You have done it, my boy.

1667
01:36:23,611 --> 01:36:25,604
I can't believe it!
[ Laughing ]

1668
01:36:25,738 --> 01:36:29,024
* I like spaghetti, I love meatballs
Viva la compagnie *

1669
01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:31,318
[ Laughing ]

1670
01:36:31,453 --> 01:36:33,327
Proud of you! Proud of you!
Come on.

1671
01:36:33,455 --> 01:36:35,614
Let me usher you
to your new digs.

1672
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:37,623
Follow me. Follow me.

1673
01:36:39,337 --> 01:36:41,709
** [ Vocalizing Continues ]

1674
01:36:51,517 --> 01:36:55,729
Well, here you are, Hayman.
The command module.

1675
01:36:55,855 --> 01:36:59,639
All systems go.
[ Chuckles ]

1676
01:36:59,776 --> 01:37:04,818
And I want you to screw your courage
to the sticking post and blast off!

1677
01:37:04,948 --> 01:37:08,400
[ Chuckles ]
Proud of you, my boy. Proud of you.

1678
01:37:08,536 --> 01:37:12,616
* I like spaghetti, I love meatballs
Viva la compagnie *

1679
01:37:12,707 --> 01:37:15,744
[ Laughing ]
* Viva la, viva la, viva I'amore *

1680
01:37:15,877 --> 01:37:17,751
* Viva la, viva la, viva I'amore *

1681
01:37:17,879 --> 01:37:20,168
* Viva I'amore, viva I'amore **

1682
01:37:20,257 --> 01:37:24,386
** [ Vocalizing Continues ]

1683
01:37:34,690 --> 01:37:36,564
- Hello?
- Please don't hang--

1684
01:37:41,405 --> 01:37:45,569
I just want you to know that G's in
the studio, and we're almost ready...

1685
01:37:45,702 --> 01:37:46,781
so you should get down
to the control booth.

1686
01:37:46,912 --> 01:37:48,904
Okay, be there in a sec.

1687
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:52,247
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1688
01:37:52,376 --> 01:37:54,452
** [ Vocalizing Continues ]

1689
01:38:05,807 --> 01:38:09,259
Here we go.
Camera one, you are wide shot.
Camera two, you're tight on G.

1690
01:38:09,395 --> 01:38:12,846
Camera three, you are roaming
on product. Camera four,
you're ready. Stand by.

1691
01:38:12,982 --> 01:38:15,271
- Camera three, are you ready?
Come on. Back it up.
- G's ready. He's out of make-up.

1692
01:38:39,636 --> 01:38:42,472
- Oh, there you are.
- Here I am.

1693
01:38:42,598 --> 01:38:44,507
- Ready?
- Very much so.

1694
01:38:44,642 --> 01:38:47,133
- Okay.
- [ Man ] One minute!

1695
01:38:47,228 --> 01:38:49,351
- Show time.
- Yeah-- Wait, wait.

1696
01:38:49,481 --> 01:38:51,853
Uh, you know what?

1697
01:38:54,570 --> 01:38:57,025
Don't do it.
Don't-Don't do the show.

1698
01:38:57,156 --> 01:39:01,865
Don't do the show.
Leave the studio right now.

1699
01:39:01,953 --> 01:39:04,409
- Continue your journey.
- What?

1700
01:39:04,539 --> 01:39:06,781
Yeah. You know, it's not you.

1701
01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:09,242
The show's-- if you do it,
you're gonna be big, big.

1702
01:39:09,378 --> 01:39:12,130
Everybody's gonna be
crazy about you, but, uh--

1703
01:39:12,256 --> 01:39:15,210
Just go and--
[ Sighing ]

1704
01:39:15,301 --> 01:39:17,543
You had a call two days ago
from Dr Simon.

1705
01:39:17,637 --> 01:39:20,210
That was Barry pretending to be
Dr Simon. I put him up to it...

1706
01:39:20,306 --> 01:39:24,435
and your heart is... fine.

1707
01:39:24,561 --> 01:39:27,052
- What?
- I know my heart's fine.

1708
01:39:27,189 --> 01:39:30,393
So is yours, Ricky.
So is yours.

1709
01:39:32,862 --> 01:39:36,646
- What do you mean? You knew?
- Oh, yes, I've known all along.

1710
01:39:38,326 --> 01:39:41,244
Well, so why'd you stay?

1711
01:39:41,330 --> 01:39:44,247
I stayed 'cause I wanted to help you,
and because I like you.

1712
01:39:44,375 --> 01:39:48,289
But most of all, you really
make me laugh. You're a very funny man.

1713
01:39:51,549 --> 01:39:54,219
Yeah, well, I've gotten--
I've gotten...

1714
01:39:54,302 --> 01:39:57,339
so that I don't wanna strangle you
so much as I used to.

1715
01:39:57,472 --> 01:39:59,761
But-But, uh--
You know, really...

1716
01:39:59,892 --> 01:40:02,597
take off, 'cause, you know,
I'm gonna, you know--

1717
01:40:02,728 --> 01:40:05,813
I don't wanna change my mind,
you know--

1718
01:40:10,070 --> 01:40:12,109
Beautiful man, Ricky.

1719
01:40:14,408 --> 01:40:16,733
I'm a dead man.

1720
01:40:20,248 --> 01:40:22,122
All right.

1721
01:40:32,887 --> 01:40:35,010
[ Choir ]
* G, G, G, G *

1722
01:40:36,682 --> 01:40:40,016
- * G, G, G, G **
- And cue announcer.

1723
01:40:40,145 --> 01:40:42,600
It's The G Spot!

1724
01:40:42,689 --> 01:40:45,643
Philosophy,
a higher state of consciousness...

1725
01:40:45,734 --> 01:40:48,023
and nonstop shopping!

1726
01:40:48,154 --> 01:40:51,986
- Here's G!
- Fade up, camera one. Cue G.

1727
01:40:52,075 --> 01:40:55,574
[ Applause ]

1728
01:40:55,704 --> 01:40:59,322
[ Chanting ]
G! G! G! G!

1729
01:41:03,379 --> 01:41:05,455
He's always full of surprises.

1730
01:41:05,548 --> 01:41:07,920
- Surprise, surprise, surprise.
- Hang in there, guys.

1731
01:41:11,471 --> 01:41:13,843
- [ Applause Subsides ]
- Hi, I'm Ricky Hayman.

1732
01:41:13,932 --> 01:41:17,301
[ Scattered Applause ]

1733
01:41:20,731 --> 01:41:22,641
What is he doing?

1734
01:41:22,733 --> 01:41:26,067
Thank you.
And G, um...

1735
01:41:26,196 --> 01:41:28,069
is my friend.

1736
01:41:28,198 --> 01:41:31,816
And he's... a special fellow.

1737
01:41:31,910 --> 01:41:34,615
- [ Applause ]
- I know-- Yeah, I know
you guys know that.

1738
01:41:34,747 --> 01:41:36,621
That's why you're here
or why you're watching.

1739
01:41:36,749 --> 01:41:39,667
But that's also
the reason that, um...

1740
01:41:39,752 --> 01:41:41,828
I couldn't let him
do this tonight.

1741
01:41:41,921 --> 01:41:46,500
So-- Yeah. I'm here to apologize
to you and to our viewers...

1742
01:41:46,593 --> 01:41:49,049
'cause G agreed to continue
doin' this show if I asked him to...

1743
01:41:49,138 --> 01:41:52,756
but I had to, uh, let him go.

1744
01:41:52,892 --> 01:41:56,012
- [ Together ] Let him go?
- [ All Chattering ]

1745
01:41:56,104 --> 01:41:59,437
Because I knew that he...

1746
01:41:59,566 --> 01:42:03,398
would be happier in his heart...

1747
01:42:03,528 --> 01:42:06,280
if he continued on his journey.

1748
01:42:07,908 --> 01:42:10,482
And it wouldn't have been
right of me to keep him here.

1749
01:42:10,620 --> 01:42:13,111
I mean, you don't know me, but this is--
For once in my life...

1750
01:42:13,248 --> 01:42:16,664
I wanted to do the right,
the right thing.

1751
01:42:16,793 --> 01:42:18,952
I mean, he doesn't care
about worldwide audiences, certainly...

1752
01:42:19,087 --> 01:42:21,839
or fame or money,
for that matter; that's me.

1753
01:42:21,966 --> 01:42:24,208
[ Ricky ]
I'm, I'm guilty--

1754
01:42:24,301 --> 01:42:27,967
Get me Security!
I want Hayman out of here! Now!

1755
01:42:28,097 --> 01:42:31,549
- All G cares about
is for us to see life...
- [ Ringing ]

1756
01:42:31,643 --> 01:42:33,552
as the gift that it is.

1757
01:42:33,645 --> 01:42:36,563
- Kill this!
Yank that son of a bitch!
- [ Applause ]

1758
01:42:36,648 --> 01:42:39,436
Okay. Sure.
What would you like me to go to?

1759
01:42:39,568 --> 01:42:42,854
- Anything!
- Okay, sure. Let me find--

1760
01:42:42,989 --> 01:42:47,485
Oh, for Christ's sake.
I'll do it myself. Assholes!

1761
01:42:47,619 --> 01:42:49,576
...real, real hard.

1762
01:42:49,663 --> 01:42:52,747
Of course, I'm not G.
I'm just a...

1763
01:42:52,833 --> 01:42:56,498
a regular, a regular type,
but, um...

1764
01:42:56,629 --> 01:43:01,007
I think...
I'm finally gettin' it.

1765
01:43:01,134 --> 01:43:05,843
That you never...
feel more whole...

1766
01:43:05,972 --> 01:43:08,678
and right...

1767
01:43:08,809 --> 01:43:13,021
than when you love...
another person...

1768
01:43:13,147 --> 01:43:15,685
and when you know that
that other person loves you back.

1769
01:43:17,485 --> 01:43:20,273
And I had that.

1770
01:43:20,363 --> 01:43:23,448
But I might have
messed it up just a...

1771
01:43:23,534 --> 01:43:25,526
just a little bit ago.

1772
01:43:25,661 --> 01:43:30,240
Her name's Kate, and, uh...

1773
01:43:30,374 --> 01:43:33,910
she made me wanna do better--

1774
01:43:34,045 --> 01:43:37,497
to do what was right.

1775
01:43:37,632 --> 01:43:42,129
And I didn't listen.
And I'm real, real...

1776
01:43:42,221 --> 01:43:47,133
sorry... that I didn't
do this before.

1777
01:43:47,226 --> 01:43:50,144
[ Sighing ] Not that doin'
the right thing hasn't cost me.

1778
01:43:50,230 --> 01:43:52,139
You know, I've lost my job.

1779
01:43:52,232 --> 01:43:54,141
- [ Sympathetic Murmurs ]
- Yeah, the--

1780
01:43:54,234 --> 01:43:56,144
[ TV Clicks Off ]

1781
01:44:03,453 --> 01:44:07,700
The second G was out,
so was l, but, um--

1782
01:44:07,791 --> 01:44:09,784
You know-- Hey!

1783
01:44:09,918 --> 01:44:13,370
Look, look who's there. You know who
that is? That's, uh, Mr McBainbridge.

1784
01:44:13,464 --> 01:44:15,373
Can you get a shot of Mr McBainbridge?
Turn around.

1785
01:44:15,508 --> 01:44:17,750
Will, can you please get
a shot of Mr McBainbridge?

1786
01:44:17,885 --> 01:44:20,555
- This is my boss, or my ex-boss.
- [ Audience Booing ]

1787
01:44:20,638 --> 01:44:24,257
No, no, no.
No, no, wait a second. Wait a second.

1788
01:44:24,392 --> 01:44:28,058
- [ Booing Continues ]
- No, no, no, don't boo.
Don't boo. He's not evil.

1789
01:44:28,147 --> 01:44:30,554
He's just, uh, alone,
I think.

1790
01:44:30,649 --> 01:44:34,268
You know what he needs is--
[ Stammering ] a hug.

1791
01:44:34,404 --> 01:44:37,191
If you see this guy on the street,
give him a hug. Or, no,
better yet, give him a kiss.

1792
01:44:37,282 --> 01:44:40,449
- Give him a big kiss... on the cheek.
- [ Applauding, Laughing ]

1793
01:44:40,577 --> 01:44:43,448
- It'll help him.
- [ Laughing ]

1794
01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:46,119
Don't fight him, Mr McBainbridge.
Ah, they're fighting like two bears.

1795
01:44:46,250 --> 01:44:49,370
Mr McBainbridge.
Mr McBainbridge.

1796
01:44:49,462 --> 01:44:51,704
We love you,
Mr McBainbridge. Yes.

1797
01:44:51,798 --> 01:44:53,874
Oh, I like you too.
You too.

1798
01:44:53,967 --> 01:44:58,095
You too.
Y-- What?

1799
01:44:58,180 --> 01:45:00,636
- [ Ricky ] Say it. You're on TV. Say.
- [ Phone Ringing ]

1800
01:45:00,766 --> 01:45:02,925
- Barry, there's a call for Ricky.
- [ Chuckling ]

1801
01:45:03,060 --> 01:45:07,687
Put it through to the floor.
Ricky, you've got a phone call.

1802
01:45:07,815 --> 01:45:09,689
I do?

1803
01:45:09,818 --> 01:45:12,772
- Should I take a call? l--
- [ Audience ] Yes!

1804
01:45:12,904 --> 01:45:14,778
Okay. Hello.

1805
01:45:14,907 --> 01:45:17,445
[ Kate ] This isn't fair. I should
have my own show to answer you on.

1806
01:45:17,576 --> 01:45:19,534
- Kate?
- It's Kate!

1807
01:45:19,662 --> 01:45:22,782
- [ Cheering ]
- Yeah!

1808
01:45:22,874 --> 01:45:25,330
- It's Kate.
- That's nice.

1809
01:45:25,460 --> 01:45:29,292
You've been so public about your
feelings. I wish I could do the same.

1810
01:45:29,381 --> 01:45:31,753
Well, maybe QVC'll give you a show.
Where are you?

1811
01:45:31,842 --> 01:45:35,377
I'm in the car racing to get to you.
I would have called-- [ Static ]

1812
01:45:35,513 --> 01:45:37,387
- We lost her. Hello?
- Hello?

1813
01:45:37,515 --> 01:45:40,220
- Hi, hi, there you are.
Where are you now?
- I'm so close.

1814
01:45:40,351 --> 01:45:42,759
- I'm at the studio.
- I'll see you at the front.
I'll see you at the front door.

1815
01:45:42,854 --> 01:45:44,397
- [ Applause ]
- What do I do?

1816
01:45:44,523 --> 01:45:47,310
- What do we do? I don't know.
- Stay with him. Stay with him.

1817
01:45:47,401 --> 01:45:49,857
I'm on it.

1818
01:45:52,490 --> 01:45:55,575
Brutus, Brutus, you're missing
all the good stuff, Brutus.
Move it, move it!

1819
01:45:58,955 --> 01:46:00,829
Kate!

1820
01:46:02,751 --> 01:46:05,587
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Cheering ]

1821
01:46:05,713 --> 01:46:08,916
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Sobbing ]

1822
01:46:09,050 --> 01:46:11,885
- They're so sweet together.
- Yeah.

1823
01:46:12,011 --> 01:46:13,636
Yeah, okay.
Now move around.

1824
01:46:16,016 --> 01:46:18,305
Move to the left. Move to the left.
Come around. Come around left.

1825
01:46:18,393 --> 01:46:21,679
Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, that's great. That's great, guys.

1826
01:46:21,772 --> 01:46:25,687
Oh, this is great stuff.
This is great stuff.

1827
01:46:25,818 --> 01:46:27,811
- [ Chuckling ]
- Come here.

1828
01:46:27,904 --> 01:46:30,146
[ Barry ] Oh, they're taking off.
Go with them again. Follow them again.

1829
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:32,696
Keep goin', keep goin'.
Oh, that's beautiful.

1830
01:46:32,826 --> 01:46:35,400
- Stay with them.
- Don't do that!

1831
01:46:35,537 --> 01:46:37,910
Way to go, Ricky.
Way to go.

1832
01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:39,535
- I'm sorry.
- It doesn't matter.

1833
01:46:39,667 --> 01:46:41,459
- I'm so sorry.
- It doesn't matter.

1834
01:46:41,586 --> 01:46:43,579
I love you.

1835
01:46:45,131 --> 01:46:47,041
[ Whispering ]
I love you, Kate.

1836
01:47:00,940 --> 01:47:03,692
[ Kate ]
Goodbyes are so sad.

1837
01:47:03,777 --> 01:47:07,229
Yes, some goodbyes
are very sad.

1838
01:47:07,323 --> 01:47:09,861
And other goodbyes are like,
"Hallelujah, that pyjama-wearing...

1839
01:47:09,950 --> 01:47:13,651
urine-sipping, floor-sleeping freak
has left my house forever."

1840
01:47:13,788 --> 01:47:16,077
[ Laughing ]
That really was herbal tea, right?

1841
01:47:16,166 --> 01:47:18,871
- I don't know, Robert.
- [ Laughing ]

1842
01:47:19,962 --> 01:47:21,871
Maybe you'll come back.

1843
01:47:21,964 --> 01:47:24,502
You know, winters are
really great down here.

1844
01:47:26,761 --> 01:47:30,130
We're gonna be together
whenever we think about each other.

1845
01:47:30,265 --> 01:47:32,423
For me, I promise
that'll be every night.

1846
01:47:33,894 --> 01:47:35,768
Goodbyes are sad.
Especially this goodbye.

1847
01:47:35,896 --> 01:47:38,268
- I really don't wanna say goodbye.
- Uh-uh.

1848
01:47:40,901 --> 01:47:42,775
Kate.

1849
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:56,910
Robert Ricky.

1850
01:48:02,759 --> 01:48:06,211
Your good is better.
Your better is blessed.

1851
01:48:58,112 --> 01:49:00,021
* Ee-ee *

1852
01:49:02,909 --> 01:49:06,325
* Everybody's got a thing *

1853
01:49:06,412 --> 01:49:10,411
* But some don't know
how to handle it *

1854
01:49:10,542 --> 01:49:14,125
* Always reachin' out in vain *

1855
01:49:14,254 --> 01:49:18,632
* Just taking the things
not worth having *

1856
01:49:18,759 --> 01:49:21,048
* But don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1857
01:49:22,639 --> 01:49:27,017
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing, mama *

1858
01:49:27,102 --> 01:49:29,889
* 'Cause I'll be standing
on the side *

1859
01:49:30,022 --> 01:49:32,596
* When you check it out *

1860
01:49:35,403 --> 01:49:39,152
* You say your style
of life's a drag *

1861
01:49:39,282 --> 01:49:42,948
* And that you must go
other places *

1862
01:49:43,078 --> 01:49:46,697
* But just don't you feel too bad *

1863
01:49:46,790 --> 01:49:51,038
* When you get fooled
by smiling faces *

1864
01:49:51,129 --> 01:49:53,620
* But don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1865
01:49:55,175 --> 01:49:59,422
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing, mama *

1866
01:49:59,513 --> 01:50:04,140
* 'Cause I'll be standing on
the side when you check it *

1867
01:50:04,268 --> 01:50:11,102
* Out *

1868
01:50:11,192 --> 01:50:16,816
* When you get off *

1869
01:50:16,949 --> 01:50:18,229
* Your trip *

1870
01:50:18,367 --> 01:50:25,699
* Don't you worry 'bout a thing *

1871
01:50:25,834 --> 01:50:32,204
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1872
01:50:33,926 --> 01:50:38,423
* Yeah, everybody needs a change *

1873
01:50:38,514 --> 01:50:42,299
* A chance to check out the new *

1874
01:50:42,394 --> 01:50:46,143
* But you're the only one
who's seen *

1875
01:50:46,231 --> 01:50:50,644
* The changes
you take yourself through *

1876
01:50:50,736 --> 01:50:53,227
* But don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1877
01:50:54,782 --> 01:50:58,994
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing, pretty mama *

1878
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:04,495
* 'Cause I'll be standing
in the wings when you check it out *

1879
01:51:04,626 --> 01:51:06,085
* Oh *

1880
01:51:06,212 --> 01:51:13,709
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1881
01:51:13,845 --> 01:51:21,426
* Don't you worry 'bout a thing *

1882
01:51:21,562 --> 01:51:29,190
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1883
01:51:29,320 --> 01:51:36,866
* Don't you worry 'bout a thing *

1884
01:51:36,954 --> 01:51:39,872
* Yeah *
[ Vocalizing ]

1885
01:51:45,296 --> 01:51:48,381
* Yeah, 'bout a thing, baby *

1886
01:51:48,508 --> 01:51:52,127
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing *

1887
01:51:52,262 --> 01:51:56,130
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing, sugar *

1888
01:51:56,267 --> 01:52:00,016
* Don't you worry
'bout a thing, mama *

1889
01:52:00,104 --> 01:52:03,723
* Don't you worry 'bout a thing **

1890
01:52:04,305 --> 01:52:10,586
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