1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,187 (HUMS) 3 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:03,920 Hm. 4 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:11,098 - Arsenio Hall! - Woo! Woo! Woo! 5 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,440 Team Two take the prison. We get the villa. 6 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:47,126 Little Sister, this is Big Brother, we are in the ballpark. 7 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,768 ASSISTANT COMMANDER: Big Brother, Little Sister. We're at the prison. 8 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,368 (DOG BARKS) 9 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,500 (DOG BURPS) 10 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,722 (HUMS BRAHM'S LULLABY) 11 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,248 (GROWLS) 12 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,627 HARBINGER: Little Sister, Big Brother. Are you in position? 13 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:12,211 Big Brother, Little Sister, affirmative. Attack in 30. 14 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,133 Starting now. 15 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,561 Hm! 16 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,273 (VACUUM SUCKS) 17 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,573 Ooh! Ooh! 18 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,240 Ah, ah. Ooh. 19 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,095 ASSISTANT COMMANDER: Six... 20 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:04,768 five, four, three, two... 21 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:08,934 It's an ambush! 22 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,611 Alka-Seltzer! 23 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,114 Whoa! 24 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:19,778 Ahh! 25 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,207 ASSISTANT COMMANDER: Big Brother! Harbinger, where are you? 26 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,830 Ahh! 27 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,634 Ahh! Ah! Ah! 28 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,806 Ah! Oh! 29 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:46,479 IRAQI COMMANDER: Surrender, Yankee infidels! You have no chance. 30 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,649 Off to prison, American Satans. 31 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,486 (SHRIEKS) 32 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:16,802 Americans were shocked by the announcement of the failure 33 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:20,632 of yet another mission to rescue hostages from the Middle East. 34 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,844 Informed sources reveal that the rescue team itself has been captured 35 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,346 and added to those already being held. 36 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,356 Reports also indicate that an attempt on the life 37 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:34,354 of a terrorist dictator was thwarted at the same time. 38 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:39,279 With the election 10 days away, it may be a setback for the White House. 39 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,820 Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards 40 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,326 commented on the failed mission. 41 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,703 This is no time for partisan politics. 42 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,915 Bringing our people home should be our priority. 43 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:55,632 Despite this crisis, the president put on his best political face 44 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,880 continuing on his campaign schedule. 45 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,879 Benson's 20-point lead in the poll six months ago 46 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,349 has plummeted since the hostage crisis began. 47 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,847 The CNN/Victoria's Secret catalog poll 48 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,181 has the president and Edwards running neck and neck. 49 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,983 Today, Benson made a brief stop in Fergus Falls, Virginia 50 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,154 - for a groundbreaking of a library. - You took my baby! 51 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,652 The five living former chief executives 52 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,569 Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon 53 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,363 were on hand for the groundbreaking ceremony. 54 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,996 Correspondent Jeri Kelter reports on this historic moment. 55 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,745 The library is to be built near the Fergus Falls Civic Center. 56 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:37,333 - President Benson made no statements. - Oh! My knee! 57 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:41,925 Publicly, he seemed unaware of the political blow he had been dealt. 58 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:47,059 Privately, aides marveled at his spirit as he performed his morning routine 59 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,101 by milking the White House goats 60 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,434 and eating two helpings of grapefruit and creamed corn. 61 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:57,937 Tonight, the president and his top advisers will burn the midnight oil. 62 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,026 Sabotage. 63 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,615 My God, man, what does it mean? 64 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,948 We must tighten security, sir. Find out who's behind it. 65 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,581 No, no, no. The word "sabotage." What does it mean? 66 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,954 Someone's subverting our mission, sir. 67 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,419 One of our own may be aiding the enemy. 68 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,330 - (KNOCKING) - Come in! 69 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,586 Mr. President. 70 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,716 Oh, Jesus! Don't you ever sneak up on me like that again. 71 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,967 What is it, Bob? 72 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,134 If Edwards hears of this, he'll use it against you. 73 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:32,145 - He'll try to prove you're incompetent. - I can prove that too. 74 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:35,307 Mr. President, the CIA can't afford another failure. 75 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,067 We'll send Colonel Walters to get our people. 76 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,612 To ensure success, we need Topper Harley. 77 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,948 MICHELLE: We've located him in the Far East. 78 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,150 Topper Harley. 79 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,746 We've served together before, sir. There's no one better. 80 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,829 - Cookie? - Not me, sir. 81 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,287 - Young lady? - No, thank you. 82 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,338 No, no, I was just offering him a young lady. 83 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,301 Oh, yeah, Topper Harley. 84 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,258 Good. I love the boy. Kid's got guts. 85 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,758 There isn't a fighting man on this planet that can... 86 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,186 Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh? 87 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,230 Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur. 88 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,728 That's your wife, sir. 89 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,270 Huh! Yeah, so it is. 90 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:27,493 Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met. 91 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,240 Find out what she knows. 92 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,164 As for you, get me Topper Harley. 93 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,045 (BREATH ES HEAVILY) 94 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,925 (GRUNTS) 95 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,925 Hm? 96 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,225 Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears! Sprinkles, sprinkles! 97 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:23,229 Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears! Sprinkles, sprinkles... 98 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,610 (SHOUTS) 99 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,034 You fight! 100 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,844 USHER: Aisle 5, mezzanine, to your left. 101 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,643 PROGRAM SELLER: Get your program right here. Program! 102 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,404 SUBWAY CUSTOMER: One pig snout sandwich. 103 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,154 (GROANS) 104 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,870 (GRUNTS) 105 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,055 Both fighters are showing signs of fatigue. 106 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,887 ANNOUNCER: They aren't moving around the ring as much. 107 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,769 Hey, this is where your conditioning pays off. 108 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,099 TOPPER: Coochie-coochie-coo. Coochie-goo. 109 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,443 WOMAN'S VOICE: You win! 110 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,995 Topper, Topper, Topper, Topper... 111 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,704 Topper Harley! 112 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,633 Mmm. 113 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,455 Topper. 114 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,500 I don't believe it. 115 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,997 - Topper. - Colonel. 116 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,756 - Good to see you again. - Yeah, you too. 117 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,757 You want to tell me about it? 118 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,173 Well, they let me live here. 119 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,683 I help out fixing things. 120 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,600 It's peaceful. Quiet. 121 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,021 No one is allowed to talk. 122 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,446 And that dim sum fighting in the warehouse yesterday? 123 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,614 I do that for the extra money. 124 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,069 And to satisfy my male cravings to kill and win. 125 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,326 Colonel, who are they? 126 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,957 She's CIA. 127 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,122 - The other man's an extra. - Ah. 128 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,253 What does she do? 129 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,839 Heads up Middle East covert operations. 130 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,757 Reports directly to Benson. 131 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,212 TOPPER: Colonel, these men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy. 132 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,097 Like their fathers and grandfathers. 133 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,516 They haven't seen a woman in decades. 134 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,218 WALTERS: Miss Huddleston! 135 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,846 Ow! Ow! Ow! 136 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,565 This is Michelle Huddleston. 137 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,899 Topper Harley. 138 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,147 Pleasure. 139 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,238 - You're not easy to find. - Why are you keeping track? 140 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,940 It's like the colonel says: 141 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,408 Good men are hard to find. 142 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,744 I don't know what you know about the last war, 143 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,414 but some of our men were missing in action. 144 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,743 On two occasions we sent in squads to rescue those men. 145 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,077 Both squads failed. 146 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:57,124 We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men. 147 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,923 - I'm here to make sure we succeed. - What's this got to do with me? 148 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,379 I'm going this time. 149 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,262 - We want you to go with him. - Why me, ma'am? 150 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,222 Because you're the best of what's left. 151 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,934 My war is over. 152 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,104 Mmm... Ah! 153 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,325 It's a few extra dollars now. 154 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,324 But you'll make that back on your heating bill. 155 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,949 We're gonna caulk the ashram if you want to stop by. 156 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,454 Thanks, Bob. 157 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,966 This mission's important. We've got to take care of our people. 158 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,842 Come with me. 159 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,681 When are you gonna put Ramada behind you? 160 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,470 - What are you saying? - You say your war is over. 161 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,690 Maybe the one out there is, but not the one inside you. 162 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,985 You running from the pain won't solve anything. 163 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,314 Because wherever you go, you take the pain with you. 164 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,359 You've come an awful long way to lecture me. 165 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,819 You were hurt when that woman left. 166 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,864 You're using that to hide from who you really are. 167 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,541 - That was a long time ago. - MICHELLE: Thank you. Next! 168 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,163 I don't want it. 169 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,711 Nice butt. 170 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,708 Topper, let me tell you a little story. 171 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,381 It seems there were three bears. 172 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,930 One day when their porridge was too hot, they took a walk. 173 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,096 A little blond girl skipped through the woods 174 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,391 and she ate their porridge and sat in their chairs 175 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,188 and slept in their beds. 176 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,851 And when those bears returned and discovered that mess... 177 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,105 - Do you know what happened then? - No. 178 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,699 That little blond girl got scared. 179 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,034 Ran away. 180 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,039 So, what you're saying is, that little blond girl is me. 181 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,625 So I should color my hair... 182 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,871 Topper, they didn't make you this fighting machine. 183 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,549 They just cooked up the porridge and went for a walk. 184 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,878 You won't stop running until you face your three bears. 185 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,551 Ramada. 186 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,093 Colonel. 187 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,056 I'm sorry. 188 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,096 It has to end for me sometime. 189 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,390 If you should change your mind 190 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,146 here's my 900 number. 191 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,441 It's $5.00 a minute. I'll waive the charges. 192 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,242 WALTERS: your three bears. 193 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,950 Ramada. Ramada. Ramada. 194 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:05,111 If our lips should meet Inamorata 195 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,609 Don Corleone. 196 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:12,486 Kiss me, kiss me sweet Inamorata 197 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:19,413 Hold me close And say goodnight 198 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:26,792 With a love As warm as wine 199 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:34,391 I'm at heaven's door Inamorata 200 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:41,189 Want you more and more Inamorata 201 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,564 You're a symphony 202 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:51,153 A very beautiful sonata My inamorata 203 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:57,323 Say that you're my sweetheart My love 204 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,438 You're a symphony 205 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:35,990 A very beautiful sonata My inamorata 206 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:42,497 Say that you're my sweetheart My love 207 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,752 Hey, what's wrong, kid? 208 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,760 I love you so much. 209 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,923 But it's such a crazy world. I don't want anything to happen to us. 210 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,428 Don't worry. 211 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,720 In a few days, we'll be on the train to Hawaii. 212 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,561 We'll find a minister to marry us, and we'll never be apart. 213 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,397 But if something should keep us apart? 214 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,071 If one of us can't make it to Blenheim Train Station? 215 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,818 Like, for instance, 216 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,908 if something came up unexpectedly. 217 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:21,114 Not that I think it would. Or it already has. 218 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,080 Wherever I'll be, I want you to know that... 219 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,417 Kiss me. 220 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,925 Kiss me like you've never kissed me before. 221 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,614 You will denounce the criminal acts against our people by your president. 222 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:02,155 Sign here. Initial here, here, and here. 223 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,792 Phil! 224 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,552 (GROANS) 225 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,647 Sign the document. 226 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,553 I see you're no stranger to pain. 227 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,848 I've been married. 228 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,849 - Twice. - Oy! 229 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,867 Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half 230 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,371 inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck. 231 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,452 Police are baffled. 232 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:28,950 This just in. 233 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,544 Presidential military adviser Colonel Denton Walters 234 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:36,716 has been captured during an aborted attempt to free our hostages. 235 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,045 This tape was delivered to us just moments ago. 236 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,463 They are treating me good here. 237 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,883 The food is tasty and nourishing. 238 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,553 The peaceful leader of this country 239 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,313 has asked me to appeal to you, Mr. President 240 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:56,061 to stop your vicious, imperialistic tactics around the globe. 241 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,666 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome 242 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,665 to His Excellency, the Prime Minister of Japan 243 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:21,260 Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto. 244 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,767 The president of the United States, Thomas Benson. 245 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:34,190 Mr. President, this is Prime Minister Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto. 246 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,188 President Benson, where's your first lady? 247 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:41,484 I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. 248 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,032 I can't keep track. 249 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,617 Let's get this over with. I feel ill. 250 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,197 My intestines were removed during action in the North Atlantic. 251 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:53,872 Took a torpedo in the gut. My bowels were replaced with hemp. 252 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:57,042 - Clogs easily. - I hope you feel better. 253 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,210 Well, my lips to yours. 254 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:12,807 ANNOUNCER: The junior senator from Minnesota, Gray Edwards. 255 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,307 President Benson, Prime Minister Soto, 256 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,146 ladies and gentlemen. 257 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,479 Tonight we put election politics aside as I join you 258 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:26,363 as majority whip and chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee 259 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:29,073 in welcoming the Japanese prime minister 260 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:33,074 and his lovely wife to these United States. 261 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,836 - Our two great nations have begun... - (STOMACH RUMBLES) 262 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,710 what we hope will be a long and successful dialogue. 263 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,127 (VOMITS) 264 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,500 Ptooh! 265 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,594 - ANNOUNCER: Not only... - I don't remember eating that. 266 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,844 I feel better now. It's that raw fish odor. 267 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,053 It makes... 268 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,759 Oh, God. 269 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:02,020 Look at that! Those my teeth? 270 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,022 ANNOUNCER: Only to continue in the highest spirit... 271 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,821 Yeah. They're filthy! 272 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,200 And so I would like to propose a toast. 273 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,873 - Oh, thank you, Yoko. - I'll take that, sir. 274 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,784 To world peace. 275 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,545 To a clean environment. 276 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:24,546 To harmony with our planet and world prosperity. 277 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,381 Thank you. 278 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,391 Looking for a place to sit, lieutenant? 279 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:40,391 I must talk to the president. Can you arrange that? 280 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:44,103 - You'd be amazed what I can do. - It's my fault they got Walters. 281 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,563 I want to go in. 282 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,733 You showed up just in time. We leave in the morning. 283 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:53,447 I'm taking charge of this mission. You mind working under a woman? 284 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:57,284 ANNOUNCER: And now, the president of the United States, Thomas Benson. 285 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,589 Prime Minister Tojo, Senator Edwards, 286 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:08,962 my fellow Americans and our millions of illegal aliens. 287 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,468 It seems like only yesterday I was strafing your homes. 288 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:16,260 Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars. 289 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,596 Excuse me. I need a glass of water. 290 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,432 Damn tongue's dry. It's not mine, you know. 291 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,439 Lost mine in Laos. Little commie lopped it off. 292 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:28,777 It's probably a doorstop somewhere. Got this one from a basset hound. 293 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,114 Get the car. 294 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,991 President Benson. 295 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,706 No, you're not. 296 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,205 I've seen him. He's older, about my height. 297 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,545 Sir, this is Topper Harley. 298 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,632 Topper. Yes, of course. Son I never had. 299 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,836 Well, no damn wonder I didn't recognize you then. 300 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:53,343 Word of advice, don't call yourself the president. 301 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:56,892 I wouldn't, neither should you. It doesn't hold water. 302 00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:01,310 For that matter, neither do I. Let's get away from these power cables. 303 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,143 - I'd like to join the next mission. - God bless you, boy. 304 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,648 This one's on the QT. 305 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:11,315 It's called "Secret Mission to Get Walters and Our Boys Back." 306 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,153 When you come back, I'm gonna throw you wonderful guys a party. 307 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,822 And there should be plenty to eat. 308 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,658 I doubt more than half of you will return. 309 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,921 Thank you. 310 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,167 Got a light, lieutenant? 311 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,177 I quit smoking. 312 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,672 Besides, I don't think it's allowed here. 313 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,009 What are they gonna do, arrest me for smoking? 314 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,275 (CREAKS) 315 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:53,699 - I know what to get you for Christmas. - A Thighmaster? I've broken three. 316 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:54,946 Really? 317 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:58,412 Let's go to my apartment and discuss our mission. 318 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,410 I'm putty in your hands. 319 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,875 In my hands, nothing turns to putty. 320 00:29:20,038 --> 00:29:24,538 Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen 321 00:29:25,278 --> 00:29:29,518 Tonight we'll put all other things aside 322 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:30,902 DRIVER: Hmm. 323 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:34,858 - (SQUEAKS) - Give in this time and show me some affection 324 00:29:36,038 --> 00:29:39,410 - We're going for those pleasures in the night - (HONKS) 325 00:29:39,598 --> 00:29:42,398 I want to love you 326 00:29:42,478 --> 00:29:43,598 Feel you 327 00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:45,998 Wrap myself around you 328 00:29:46,038 --> 00:29:47,678 I want to squeeze you 329 00:29:47,758 --> 00:29:49,038 Please you 330 00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:51,038 I just can't get enough 331 00:29:51,118 --> 00:29:53,598 And if you move real slow 332 00:29:53,678 --> 00:29:56,198 I'll let it go 333 00:29:56,238 --> 00:29:58,878 I'm so excited 334 00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:01,118 And I just can't hide it 335 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:06,278 I'm about to lose control And I think I like it 336 00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:09,158 I'm so excited 337 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:10,938 - Hm? - And I just can't hide it 338 00:30:12,598 --> 00:30:14,958 And I know, I know, I know, I know 339 00:30:15,038 --> 00:30:17,678 I know I want you 340 00:30:17,758 --> 00:30:21,838 We shouldn't even think about tomorrow 341 00:30:23,118 --> 00:30:27,598 Sweet memories will last a long, long time 342 00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:32,558 We'll have a good time, baby, don't you worry 343 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:37,758 If we're still playing around, boy, that's just fine 344 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:40,798 Let's get excited 345 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,118 We just can't hide it 346 00:30:43,158 --> 00:30:44,342 No, no, no 347 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,798 - (MICHELLE MOANS) - I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it 348 00:30:47,878 --> 00:30:48,918 Oh, yeah 349 00:30:48,998 --> 00:30:51,058 I'm so excited 350 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,478 - Oh. - And I just can't hide it 351 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,878 No, no, no, no, no 352 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,918 I know, I know, I know, I know 353 00:30:56,998 --> 00:30:58,478 I know I want you 354 00:30:58,518 --> 00:30:59,958 I want you 355 00:31:19,318 --> 00:31:20,558 Ooh, boy 356 00:31:20,638 --> 00:31:22,797 I'm so excited 357 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,958 - (BED SQUEAKS) - And I just can't hide it 358 00:31:25,038 --> 00:31:26,558 No, no, no, no, no 359 00:31:26,638 --> 00:31:28,638 I know, I know, I know, I know 360 00:31:28,718 --> 00:31:30,038 I know I want you 361 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:31,798 I want you 362 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,272 (MOANS) 363 00:32:24,158 --> 00:32:25,278 I'm so excited 364 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:28,278 What you do to me I just can't hide it 365 00:32:28,318 --> 00:32:29,958 You've got me burning up 366 00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:34,358 I'm about to lose control and I think I like it, yeah 367 00:32:34,438 --> 00:32:35,828 I'm so excited 368 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:38,503 Yippee! Woo-hoo! 369 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,341 Yippee-ki-yay! Woo! 370 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,926 ANNOUNCER: In an emotional address at the state capitol 371 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,353 Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster, 372 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:55,520 made a public apology for his state being so flat. 373 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,699 Where are you? 374 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,444 I don't know. 375 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,488 What's wrong? 376 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,040 My arm's asleep. 377 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,284 No, something else. 378 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,204 My leg too. 379 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,960 Please, you can tell me. 380 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:22,713 Well... 381 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,506 Topper. 382 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,635 I have to wee-wee. 383 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:33,312 Look, I told myself last night was just going to be last night. 384 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:39,314 I guess I just never counted on finding a guy so deep, so sensitive. 385 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,904 I've fallen for you, Topper. 386 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,365 I've fallen for you big time. 387 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,165 There's someone else, isn't there? 388 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,502 I have no idea what you mean. 389 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,084 Women sense these things. 390 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,253 I said there's no one. 391 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,839 I'm fine. 392 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,344 I know about Ramada, Topper. I read your dossier. 393 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,842 She must be quite a woman. 394 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,015 And what if she was? 395 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,480 Was? 396 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:26,277 ANNOUNCER: Last call for Train 590 for Glendale, San Francisco and Honolulu. 397 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:30,027 Board! Board! 398 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,457 I told you. Warned you twice. 399 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,548 Harley. 400 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,468 - Topper Harley. - Right here. 401 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,141 RAMADA: I cannot go with you or ever see you again. 402 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,977 Just believe that I love you. 403 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,900 You must be brave, my darling. 404 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,990 This card is printed on recycled paper. 405 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,922 (THUNDERS) 406 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,973 (SHOUTING) 407 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:44,276 HARBINGER: Sergeant pick that up. Someone could trip over it. 408 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,363 Which one of you is Michelle Huddleston? 409 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:58,824 She is. 410 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:02,286 I'm glad you're here. The hostages are being moved. 411 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:04,796 I'm Commander Armin Harbinger. I'm in charge. 412 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:07,127 Sorry, commander. Presidential orders. 413 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:08,879 We're in charge now. 414 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,503 - MICHELLE: Any questions? - HARBINGER: No, ma'am. 415 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,142 Harley, I've been there. 416 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,643 I've seen the enemy. If you're not ready, you won't make it. 417 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,728 I've fired a couple of guns. 418 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,690 I'll assemble the men, with your permission. 419 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:37,572 Gentlemen, Ms. Huddleston, CIA, and Lieutenant Topper Harley. 420 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,414 We're working for them. 421 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:43,661 Williams, com sync pac ram set MOS 92-H tact op spec patty-wack. 422 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,329 - Patty-wack? - Give a dog a bone, sir. 423 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,168 Of course. 424 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:51,926 Rabinowitz, demolition. Can't wait to blow something up for you. 425 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,841 I look forward to it. 426 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:58,509 Commander Harbinger advised me we have 11 hours to free the prisoners. 427 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,936 After that, we may lose them forever. 428 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,682 This is the prison camp area. 429 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:08,860 It's heavily guarded, but they won't expect an attack from the jungle. 430 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:13,190 Your contact, code name Bench Press, will lead you to the camp. 431 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,609 I'll meet you at the rendezvous point. 432 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:17,031 Good luck. 433 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,708 Topper! 434 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,084 I know we haven't had much time together 435 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:33,715 but when you go into battle, take something of mine with you. 436 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:40,808 Your lucky mole. 437 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,828 Topper, what are you reading? 438 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:43,454 Great Expectations. 439 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:46,958 - Is it any good? - It's not all I hoped for. 440 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,287 Know what I'm gonna do if we make it? 441 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:55,043 I'm gonna go back to Eagle River and marry my gal, Edith Mae. 442 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,630 Gonna get us a nice little place with a white picket fence. 443 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,301 You know the kind. 444 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,471 Two-car garage. 445 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,894 Maybe a fishing boat. 446 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,014 And in 15 years, when they're all paid for, 447 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:12,567 I'll set my charges and blow the shit out of them. 448 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,737 You got a girl, Topper? 449 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:23,821 Penny to Sky King, no parents in sight. Party is on. 450 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,410 Green, green, green... 451 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:27,999 Hook up. 452 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:36,670 Geronimo! 453 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,094 Geronimo! 454 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,053 Me! 455 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,231 Ahh. 456 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,689 (GRUNTS) 457 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,865 (SIGHS) 458 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:28,885 (YELLS) 459 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:34,724 Thanks, brothers. 460 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,326 (CHOKES) 461 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,337 Jeez! 462 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:52,969 Stop it! 463 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,645 - Ramada. - Topper. 464 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:05,323 - What are you doing here? - This is Bench Press, our contact. 465 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,571 - I didn't know. - You know each other? 466 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:10,036 Yes. Yes, we do. 467 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,162 It's been a long time. 468 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,334 - Let's see, the last time we met... - Was The Flurvian Sea. 469 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:20,000 - You remember? - I remember every detail. 470 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:24,919 The sky was blue. You wore gray. I was in chiffon. 471 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:28,012 Topper, there's so much to say. 472 00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:30,219 You're as pretty as when you dumped me. 473 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:32,175 You've changed. 474 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,937 That beauty mark. 475 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:42,564 It was a... It's a gift. 476 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:45,860 HARBINGER: Very touching, but it's no time to reminisce. 477 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:50,069 We must be at the rendezvous point in seven hours or we miss our pickup. 478 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,202 It's your show, hero. 479 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,369 Let's move out. 480 00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,417 Follow me. 481 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,926 We're late. I know a shortcut. 482 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,093 (BUZZING) 483 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,888 - WOMAN: The meat's smoking. - MAN: Shut up. 484 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,934 - Let's take it off the grill. - Leave me alone. 485 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,940 - Frank, you're drunk again. - Whose fault is that? 486 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,819 This is the best way to the prison compound. 487 00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:35,788 They see many boats, so they won't be suspicious. 488 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,457 There are clothes in the wheelhouse. 489 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:43,918 TOPPER: Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason." 490 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:47,918 That's what this place feels like. Hell. 491 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,963 I hate it already, and it's only been a few hours. 492 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,468 I'm so tired. We get up at 5:00... 493 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,768 MARTIN SHEEN: At first I thought they'd handed me the wrong dossier. 494 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,304 I couldn't believe they wanted him dead. 495 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:02,436 Third generation West Point. Top of his class. 496 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,313 Korea, Airborne, 497 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:08,488 about a thousand decorations, et cetera, et cetera. 498 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,777 I loved you in Wall Street! 499 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,625 (BEEPS A CODE) 500 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:34,005 An enemy control boat has changed course and is heading for our people. 501 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:35,635 Send the alert. 502 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,810 Hello, Lucky. Report my signal. 503 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:41,516 OPERATOR: Report my signal. Over. 504 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,645 Hello, George Mike Walters. Strength three. Over. 505 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:48,812 Recon reports Indians on the Warpath in your area. Over. 506 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,363 No Indians here. Over. 507 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:54,154 Do not take literally. Repeat. Do not take literally. 508 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,032 The vultures are circling the carcass. Repeat. 509 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,739 The vultures are circling the carcass. 510 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,832 I see a couple of gulls, but... 511 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:05,165 Pit bull's out of the cage. Crips are raiding the store. 512 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,589 Hey, you yanking my crank? 513 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,434 They see a woman, they will know we are masquerading. 514 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,229 Only men are allowed to do the fishing. 515 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,023 Topper. 516 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,530 Why did you have to come here now? 517 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,696 Of all the missions in all the jungles... 518 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:43,033 - ...you had to walk into this one. - I tried to stay away. 519 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:46,962 I thought I'd never see you again, that you were out of my life. 520 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,205 But it's a sequel. I had to come. 521 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,591 Do you know what the critics will say? 522 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:54,920 - "Same warmed-over characters..." - Topper, stop it. 523 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:59,052 You're only using this whole casting thing as an excuse 524 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,884 to hide what's hurting you. 525 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:04,638 Hurt? Maybe. Once. 526 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,982 But I knew this day would come. 527 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,651 I knew one day you'd come crawling back 528 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:14,397 begging for forgiveness. Groveling, sniveling, 529 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,154 pleading for another chance. 530 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:22,122 Sorry, sweetheart, but this all-day sucker is down to the soggy stick. 531 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:25,165 No, Topper, you don't understand. 532 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:29,747 I'm married. I was married before you and I ever met. 533 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,501 I'm still married today. 534 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:33,420 - You're joking. - I'm not. 535 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:36,426 - You've got to be. - If I was joking I would say, 536 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:40,598 "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?"' 537 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,596 You are married. 538 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:45,937 - Why didn't you tell me? - I thought he was dead. 539 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:49,357 He worked for the CIA, training pilots in Germany. 540 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:50,690 Highest security. 541 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,356 They told me he died over Villenshtoben. 542 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,445 The day before we were to go 543 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,866 I got word he was alive, in a hospital in Berlin. 544 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,365 I had to go to him. 545 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,988 They ordered me not to tell anyone. 546 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,290 - I know how you must feel. - You do, huh? 547 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:12,212 You know how it feels to have your heart shot 548 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,128 and tied to the hood of a car? 549 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,876 To be passed like a large kidney stone? 550 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,007 Ramada, 551 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,672 I don't think so. 552 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,258 (ALARM SOUNDS) 553 00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:25,559 Patrol boat! 554 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:34,360 Remember, we're not American. These boys aren't stupid. 555 00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:46,534 Where's Harbinger? 556 00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,332 Shut off your engine. 557 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,919 Shut off your engine. We're boarding. 558 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,039 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 559 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:44,713 Hm. 560 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,281 Kareem of Onion! Al Jarreau! 561 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,502 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 562 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,937 Go on! Get out of here! 563 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,318 Take that to the bank and cash it! 564 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,697 Swim for shore! 565 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:57,161 Save yourselves! 566 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,490 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 567 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:05,299 Swim for it! I'll catch up. 568 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:06,966 Go! 569 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,833 Omar Sharif! 570 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:01,268 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 571 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,567 (GUN CLICKS) 572 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,540 Whoa! 573 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:24,790 Topper? 574 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:32,590 ANNOUNCER: President Benson is returning to Washington today 575 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:35,809 to speak to the nation in what experts are calling 576 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:39,396 the pivotal address of his political career. 577 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,903 - How is the speech coming, sir? - Hm? 578 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,156 Oh, I'm practicing my A's. 579 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,617 - This look like an A to you? - Yes, sir. 580 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:52,989 All right. 581 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:56,454 What's that, Bill? 582 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:59,909 We just received word from Michelle. Harley is missing. 583 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,586 - His boat has been demolished. - Oh, damn it! 584 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:03,662 (GEROU SCREAMS) 585 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,748 Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! 586 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,254 Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. 587 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,341 Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country. 588 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,339 Mr. President, we need a plan. 589 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:16,684 This may be our last chance to get the hostages out. 590 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:18,810 All right. 591 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,768 Here's where we are and here is where they are. 592 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,942 - Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. - Oh, no time for prayer, Bob. 593 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,774 - Here's the target area. - That's Minnesota, sir. 594 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,447 Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. 595 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:34,494 Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home. 596 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:38,448 - Sir, the enemy is over there. - Then we'll fly them over here. 597 00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:41,333 Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... 598 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,787 - Do I have to think of everything? - But the hostages! 599 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,794 It is imperative that you act now! 600 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,135 Topper? 601 00:52:58,592 --> 00:52:59,639 TOPPER: Whoooaaa. 602 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,482 Topper! You made it! 603 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,826 That's right, Cindy, it's 23 minutes past the hour. 604 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:20,034 And now here's the Buckinghams with Kind of a Drag. 605 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,210 You're bleeding. 606 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,166 I'll be all right. 607 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,419 Something else bothers me a lot more. 608 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:38,432 Harbinger, where were you when the patrol boat arrived? 609 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:42,061 Below, sweeping the boat for bombs. What are you accusing me of? 610 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:46,183 Nothing, yet. But I want you to know I smell a rat. 611 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:49,272 Don't push me. Before you bagged your first babe, 612 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:52,567 I was slitting throats for a living. 613 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:57,868 I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't. 614 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,571 Save it for the enemy. We got a job to do. 615 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,957 Oh, look. I'm cut too. 616 00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,207 Oh. 617 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:17,721 WILLIAMS: They got me too. It's a real gusher. 618 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,225 Let's get going. 619 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,082 There's a guard at the gate. 620 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:54,959 He's mine. 621 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,839 Wait here. 622 00:54:58,462 --> 00:54:59,759 Topper. 623 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,762 - Topper. - Jesus! 624 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:09,603 Before we go in, you should know something. 625 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:13,273 - What now? - Have you heard of Dexter Hayman? 626 00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:14,979 The freedom fighter? 627 00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:19,363 Yeah, he won the Nobel Prize for inventing the artificial appendix. 628 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,533 Exactly. Dexter is one of the captives. 629 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:27,120 - He's my husband. - You've got to be joking. 630 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,372 If I was joking, I would say, 631 00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:32,622 "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..." 632 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,335 Okay, he is your husband. 633 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:37,384 Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. 634 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:40,675 He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. 635 00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:44,178 He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. 636 00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,886 I so admired his persistence. 637 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:51,140 Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. 638 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:56,020 He opened my eyes to the arts, music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. 639 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:59,236 His work has meant so much to so many. 640 00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:01,992 And I owe him everything, Topper. 641 00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,326 Everything. 642 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,487 I'm happy for you, kid. 643 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:09,416 But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. 644 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:12,328 I left my heart in my other pants. 645 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,236 Go. 646 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:30,914 (MAN ANSWERS IN ARABIC) 647 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,206 Oy! 648 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,507 Ah! 649 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,128 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 650 00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,360 (IMITATES A MONKEY) 651 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,155 (SQUEAKS) 652 00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:58,956 (HORSE WHINNIES) 653 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,552 Ah! 654 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:24,899 (CHICKEN SQUEALS) 655 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,531 Mm! 656 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,618 (CHICKEN SCREAMS) 657 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,409 Cock-a-doodle-doo. 658 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,290 PRESIDENT: The Iraqi coast. 659 00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,258 Oh, those bluffs look treacherous. 660 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,254 Hadn't counted on that. 661 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:55,058 But if God is on our side, we will rendezvous on Lincoln's wart by noon. 662 00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,143 That's it, men. 663 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,472 We're going in! 664 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:04,893 PRESIDENT: My rescue mission was underway. 665 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,946 But two things kept running through my mind. 666 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,148 Would we get to the men in time? 667 01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:12,901 And why did I bring helium instead of air? 668 01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:25,255 I'll go to the rear. 669 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:30,502 Take the front door. 670 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,811 (GLASS SHATTERS) 671 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,205 The keys. 672 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,620 (SNORES) 673 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:35,654 (GUARD MUTTERS IN ARABIC) 674 01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:45,285 (GUARD SNORES) 675 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,001 (MUSIC PLAYS) 676 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,047 (LULLABY PLAYS) 677 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,398 - What? - Enough! 678 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:48,564 (MOUSE SNEEZES) 679 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:51,400 I'll have a hamburger. 680 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,194 (ALARM SOUNDS) 681 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:04,911 - Where are the prisoners? - There. 682 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,959 - TOPPER: Let's go! - I'll take the back gate. 683 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,506 Now, that's a hell of a gun. 684 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:27,771 - Where's Dexter Hayman? - Villa compound 405. 685 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:41,277 Okay. I'm here. 686 01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:43,202 "Terrorist Mountain." 687 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:46,949 "It's a Small War." "Pirates of the Persian Gulf." 688 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:51,628 "Hostage Mover." Ah! "Dexter's Dungeon." 689 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,683 Harbinger, what are you doing here? 690 01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:13,483 I was right, wasn't I? You sabotaged the other missions. 691 01:04:13,725 --> 01:04:16,399 - I find that unacceptable. - You got me wrong. 692 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,150 All these years, 693 01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:21,366 fighting, and shooting and killing. 694 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:26,746 I just... I can't go on. I... 695 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:32,665 Hey, hey, hey, rainy face! Hey, proud warrior. 696 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:38,709 Let the sun come out, you big bad G.I. Joe. 697 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:44,218 You know, kitten, we all have permission to make mistakes. 698 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:46,599 It's called "learning." 699 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:53,060 You give your Uncle Topper 700 01:04:53,515 --> 01:04:55,358 a nice big blow. 701 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,375 I'm done. 702 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:24,971 Thattaboy. 703 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,733 Thanks. I can kill again. 704 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,231 - You've given me a reason to live. - Good. 705 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:42,565 Head for the gate. Plenty of bad guys to shoot on the way. 706 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:57,333 EVERREADY BUNNY: Keeps going, and going, and going, and going. 707 01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:59,001 Nothing outlasts the... 708 01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:00,669 Oh! 709 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,335 Yes! 710 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:51,425 (IRAQI SOLDIER YELLS) 711 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:58,394 There's a copter pad half a mile away. 712 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,270 - That's our ticket out. - We can't leave. Not without Dexter. 713 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,564 Topper! Watch out! 714 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:29,178 (MUSIC PLAYS) 715 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:44,186 For a moment there, I thought you were... 716 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,737 Gabriella Sabatini? 717 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:51,034 I get that all the time. It must be the nose. 718 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:53,661 Ironically, I haven't picked up a racket in years. 719 01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:56,289 You saved my life. 720 01:07:56,489 --> 01:08:01,461 Topper, no matter what happens, I want you to know that 721 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,505 I never stopped loving you. 722 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,629 (ALARM SOUNDS) 723 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,043 Let's move out! 724 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:11,922 You know how to get to the copter pad. 725 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,891 If I'm not there in 15, you know what to do. 726 01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:18,353 - We get the hell out of here. - No! Wait another 15 minutes. 727 01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:22,102 PRESIDENT: We could hear gunfire from the compound. 728 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:25,151 From out of nowhere, a patrol boat appeared. 729 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:29,193 How would we get past the soldiers on that boat? 730 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:33,156 Then, suddenly, it happened. 731 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:41,751 (SNIFFING) 732 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,719 Take cover! 733 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,478 Guys. 734 01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:03,599 Jeez! 735 01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:05,646 That's it, good night. 736 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:16,949 (ROCKET WHISTLES) 737 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,584 War. It's fantastic! 738 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,384 (TOPPER GRUNTS) 739 01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:11,506 (DOG GROWLS) 740 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:17,881 Drop the gun! 741 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:21,888 Drop it! 742 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:29,647 You will die, Yankee bastard man. How you say? Like a dog. 743 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:32,646 Now march! 744 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,783 March! 745 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:45,868 I kill you where you stand, you imperialist Yankee-Doodle dork. 746 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,062 Slippery rascal! 747 01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:25,824 Butcher of Baghdad. Hello? 748 01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,830 (WOMAN SPEAKS ARABIC) 749 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,370 Well, hello. 750 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:31,625 Who is it? Who is it? 751 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:36,922 - Your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein. - Jesus! I'm so stupid! 752 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:39,091 I was supposed to pick her up. 753 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,094 Tell her I'm at the gym. No, I'm out of town. 754 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,097 On business. Bombing, gassing, execution. 755 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:49,226 - Something. Make it up. - I'm sorry. Just missed him. 756 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:52,229 I owe you one. 757 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:05,496 Ali MacGraw! My eyes. 758 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:13,163 You little...! I'm going to split you like a melon! 759 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:19,215 Now I will kill you until you die from it. 760 01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:20,803 PRESIDENT: In a pig's ear. 761 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:25,474 - Mr. President! - Suffering succotash! 762 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:30,597 Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot, Saddam. 763 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,852 Ah-ha. 764 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,647 Uh-oh! 765 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:37,019 Yes! 766 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:41,319 My skin's made of asbestos. 767 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:44,277 Tanning parlor accident at Dien Bien Phu. 768 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:48,206 Go on about your business. I got a bone to settle with this guy. 769 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,415 Yes, sir. I'll get Dexter. 770 01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:52,618 Let's make this a fair fight. 771 01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:00,714 DARTH VADER'S VOICE: I've been waiting for you, O Big One. 772 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:04,718 We meet at last. The circle is complete. 773 01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:09,553 - Now I am the master! - Only the master of evil, Saddam. 774 01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:13,014 Your powers are... 775 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,443 NORMAL VOICE: Your powers are weak. You shouldn't have come. 776 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:25,117 Well, I have. We'll settle this the old Navy way. 777 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:28,037 First guy to die, loses! 778 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:42,753 Water. Water! Water, please. 779 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,013 - It's locked. From the inside. - No! 780 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:48,349 - Damn it! - We're gonna die! 781 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,184 - Get ahold of yourself! - Blow it! 782 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:52,804 - It's not our property. - Do it. Do it! 783 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:55,891 SOLDIER: Oh, Mr. Geppetto! 784 01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:02,238 Go ahead. Shoot. You'll get nothing from me. 785 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,984 You are filth. I spit in the face of filth. 786 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:09,533 - I've come to get you out of here. - You're American. 787 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,703 Yes, from America. Let's go. 788 01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:16,832 My friend, I yearn for freedom as much as anyone 789 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,209 but I run from no man. 790 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:20,756 You've got to come with me. 791 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,926 I can't walk. 792 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,134 They've tied my shoelaces together. 793 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:30,634 A knot. 794 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:34,596 Bastards. 795 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:48,114 I'm aborting the mission. Envelope is closed. We're lifting off. 796 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,705 TAXI DRIVER: Here you go. It's $4.50. 797 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:55,412 I didn't think you'd make it. 798 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,535 Onboard. We're getting out. 799 01:14:57,785 --> 01:15:00,629 What about the others? We just can't leave them. 800 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:23,979 Wait! I can't go any further. I need a drink. 801 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,741 Okay. Right a bit. Whoa, stop there. 802 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:38,293 Down a bit, down a bit. There. It's not very cold. Is this filtered? 803 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:41,871 Their artillery will be down on us soon. We have to go. 804 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,332 No! We'll lose Topper and Dexter. 805 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:48,169 But that's been the idea all along, hasn't it, Michelle? 806 01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:56,427 You're looking beautiful as ever, Ramada. How did you know? 807 01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:59,889 I didn't. It all came together when I saw you here. 808 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:02,608 I remembered your inscription in my yearbook. 809 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:05,694 You wrote, "Remember the fun we had in class" 810 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,610 "and I'll fuck up your life if it's the last thing I do." 811 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:12,986 And then I realize where I had last seen this. 812 01:16:21,202 --> 01:16:24,251 What could I have done to make you so vindictive? 813 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,299 Goodness sake. You know each other. 814 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,094 Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? 815 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:34,091 You were too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. 816 01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:38,303 Why concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? 817 01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:43,563 One fabulous day, one incredible experience. 818 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,985 I had no idea it meant so much to you. 819 01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,529 I remember that day as if it were yesterday. 820 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,777 The exhilaration of experimenting, 821 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:54,948 sharing something so new, so dangerous, 822 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:58,994 - so intimate. - Go on. 823 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,834 RAMADA: And I'll never forget the look on your face. 824 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:04,537 The way the sweat glistened on your hard body. 825 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:06,539 Then you tied my ankles. 826 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:09,921 Tighter. Tighter. 827 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:13,421 But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural. 828 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:16,849 Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport. 829 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:18,972 Bungee-jumping? That's it? 830 01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:23,060 How could you hurt so many innocent people? 831 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:26,108 Oh, Ramada! It was always so easy for you. 832 01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:27,772 How could you understand? 833 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,944 I had Dexter imprisoned because I wanted you to suffer 834 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,948 - as much as you made me suffer. - You fool! 835 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:42,583 When I discovered I couldn't win Topper because 836 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:45,377 he loved you, I tried to have you killed. 837 01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:49,548 He... He still loves me. 838 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:54,428 You turned your back on America 839 01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,675 because of your jealousy. You're gonna pay for this. 840 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:09,018 Good doggy! 841 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,248 Ew. 842 01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:27,995 Ah-huh! 843 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,797 Aluminum siding. Ten-year guarantee. No paint needed. 844 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:06,621 Hm. 845 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,687 Do you have any idea where you're going? 846 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,602 Ha! You missed! 847 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:37,569 It'll take more than that to stop me, you devils! 848 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,195 Don't jiggle me. 849 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:43,325 SADDAM: Advil! Midol! Get over here! To the helicopter. 850 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,540 They clicked with the wrong dictator. 851 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,625 This means war! 852 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,831 You better let me handle this, son. 853 01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:56,792 Ew. You're so sweaty. 854 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,042 - WALTERS: I knew you'd make it. - It's about time. 855 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:04,300 - Michelle. - She's our saboteur. 856 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:07,845 Can you get me off for old times' sake? 857 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:12,684 Sorry, precious. You sold out the greatest country in the world. 858 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:17,196 And to think I wore your mole. Get her out of here. 859 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,577 Dexter? 860 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:25,950 Ramada. 861 01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:35,169 Oh, dear Dexter. Look what they've done to your shoelaces. 862 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:39,969 Oh, my darling. You've no idea what I've just been through. 863 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:43,805 But now we're together again. We have much to look forward to. 864 01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:48,178 I want to do it all. Donahue. Geraldo. 865 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:52,265 Sally Jessy. Oh, and who's that black chick...? 866 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:56,815 - Oprah. - Yes! Yes. Her too. 867 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:04,743 Let's go! It's getting hot here. 868 01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:06,991 I'm going back for the president. 869 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:08,698 Topper! 870 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:11,413 I'm staying here with you. 871 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:14,666 Get on that helicopter with Dexter, where you belong. 872 01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:17,131 Why? I thought you loved me. 873 01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:20,084 Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you 874 01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:23,463 but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue. 875 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:24,842 Then let me stay with you. 876 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:28,347 Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. 877 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:30,640 Meet your parents and pet your dog. 878 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:33,347 My parents are dead. My dog ate them. 879 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:37,943 I'm sorry. We both know you belong with Dexter. 880 01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:41,064 You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. 881 01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:45,614 I'm not being noble, but do you have any idea what'd happen if you stay? 882 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,111 Of course I do. 883 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:51,665 Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. 884 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,410 I'd fondle you in ways you can't imagine. 885 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:58,373 I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, 886 01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:01,091 for as long as you could possibly desire. 887 01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:12,227 You better get going. You'll miss your takeoff. 888 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:18,772 Goodbye, Topper. God bless you. 889 01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:21,611 Wait, let me get a shot of you two. 890 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:25,233 It'll be great for the talk shows. Let's frame this up. 891 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:29,328 Closer together. Come on. Don't be shy. 892 01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:30,700 Put your arm around her. 893 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,825 I've almost got it. This is a great shot. 894 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:36,285 My God, you're gonna love this! 895 01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:41,211 You know, under other circumstances, you'd make a great couple. 896 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:44,961 Oh, well. Say che... 897 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:48,297 You're moving too much. Quit spinning! 898 01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:50,178 This'll make me rich and f... 899 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:55,313 - He really was a wiener! - Don't get me started. 900 01:22:55,554 --> 01:22:58,603 Hold it there! Hold it! 901 01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:02,186 This buggy going to America? 902 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:04,021 I was afraid we'd lost you! 903 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:05,651 Lost? Not a chance. 904 01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:07,950 Shove over! I get the window seat. 905 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:18,578 - SOLDIER: They're in my sights. - Just a second! This is personal. 906 01:23:22,789 --> 01:23:25,087 We're too heavy. We need to lose weight. 907 01:23:45,518 --> 01:23:48,398 One can have a dream, baby 908 01:23:48,478 --> 01:23:52,038 Two can make that dream so real 909 01:23:52,078 --> 01:23:54,718 One can talk about being in love 910 01:23:54,758 --> 01:23:57,038 Two can say how it really feels 911 01:23:57,398 --> 01:24:00,438 It takes two, baby 912 01:24:00,558 --> 01:24:03,198 It takes two, baby 913 01:24:03,278 --> 01:24:05,278 Make a dream come true 914 01:24:06,798 --> 01:24:08,518 Just take two 915 01:24:11,278 --> 01:24:13,958 One can have a broken heart 916 01:24:14,038 --> 01:24:16,918 Living in misery 917 01:24:17,038 --> 01:24:20,118 Two can really ease the pain 918 01:24:20,198 --> 01:24:22,718 Like a perfect remedy 919 01:24:24,038 --> 01:24:26,758 One can be alone in a crowd 920 01:24:26,878 --> 01:24:29,638 Like an island, he's all alone 921 01:24:29,758 --> 01:24:32,998 Two can make it just anyplace 922 01:24:33,078 --> 01:24:35,358 Seems just like being home 923 01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:38,638 It takes two, baby 924 01:24:38,678 --> 01:24:41,798 It takes two, baby 925 01:24:41,878 --> 01:24:43,598 Me and you 926 01:24:45,078 --> 01:24:46,678 Just take two 927 01:24:49,158 --> 01:24:50,638 Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh 928 01:24:50,678 --> 01:24:52,078 Whoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh 929 01:24:52,198 --> 01:24:54,838 Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh 930 01:24:54,918 --> 01:24:57,878 Ooh-oo-ooh 931 01:25:01,118 --> 01:25:02,678 Just take two 932 01:25:04,318 --> 01:25:05,758 Just take two 933 01:25:07,078 --> 01:25:11,318 Ooh, one can go out to a movie 934 01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:14,198 Looking for a special treat 935 01:25:14,278 --> 01:25:17,238 Two can make that single room 936 01:25:17,318 --> 01:25:20,358 Something really kinda sweet 937 01:25:20,438 --> 01:25:23,878 Yeah, one can take a walk in the moonlight 938 01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:26,758 Thinkin' that it's really nice 939 01:25:26,838 --> 01:25:29,998 But two walkin' hand in hand 940 01:25:30,078 --> 01:25:32,238 Is like addin' just a pinch of spice 941 01:25:32,318 --> 01:25:35,998 Yeah, it takes two, baby 942 01:25:36,078 --> 01:25:39,078 It takes two, baby 943 01:25:39,158 --> 01:25:40,638 Me and you 944 01:25:42,318 --> 01:25:43,838 Just take two 945 01:25:45,478 --> 01:25:48,438 It takes two, baby 946 01:25:48,478 --> 01:25:51,558 It takes two, baby 947 01:25:51,638 --> 01:25:54,078 To make a dream come true 948 01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:25,142 STUDIO ANNOUNCER: Hot Shots! Part Deux was filmed in Hollywood 949 01:28:25,143 --> 01:28:27,191 in front of a live studio audience. 949 01:28:28,305 --> 01:28:34,383 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org