1 00:01:14,903 --> 00:01:17,192 Hunger strike? How long has this been going on? 2 00:01:17,281 --> 00:01:19,238 She hasn't had a thing yesterday or today. 3 00:01:19,324 --> 00:01:21,566 - Sending meals up to her regularly? - Yes, sir. 4 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:23,534 Why don't you jam it down her throat? 5 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,412 It's not that simple, Mr. Andrews. 6 00:01:25,497 --> 00:01:29,281 I'll talk to her myself. Have some food brought up to her. 7 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:31,038 Yes, sir. 8 00:01:32,254 --> 00:01:34,875 I won't eat a thing until you let me off this boat. 9 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:37,503 Come now, Ellie. You know I'll have my way. 10 00:01:37,634 --> 00:01:40,801 Not this time, you won't! I'm already married to him. 11 00:01:40,887 --> 00:01:43,213 You'll never live under the same roof with him. 12 00:01:43,307 --> 00:01:44,220 I'll see to it. 13 00:01:44,349 --> 00:01:47,101 Get it through your head, King Westley and I are married! 14 00:01:47,185 --> 00:01:50,768 Definitely, legally, actually married! It's over, it's finished. 15 00:01:50,856 --> 00:01:54,141 There's not a thing you can do about it. I'm over 21 and so is he. 16 00:01:54,234 --> 00:01:55,776 While you've been onboard... 17 00:01:55,861 --> 00:01:58,815 ...I've arranged to have your marriage annulled. 18 00:01:58,905 --> 00:02:02,239 Annulled. I'll have something to say about that and so will King. 19 00:02:02,325 --> 00:02:03,701 I expect him to. 20 00:02:05,662 --> 00:02:07,820 The vittles. Come in. 21 00:02:07,998 --> 00:02:10,405 I told you not to bring any food in here. 22 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:12,700 Now wait a minute. This isn't for you. 23 00:02:12,836 --> 00:02:13,998 Put it down here. 24 00:02:22,846 --> 00:02:25,218 Smart, aren't you? So subtle. 25 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,969 Strategy, my dear. 26 00:02:27,058 --> 00:02:29,810 Was it strategy sending those gorillas to drag me away... 27 00:02:29,894 --> 00:02:31,437 ...from the Justice of the Peace? 28 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:33,644 Your idea of strategy is to use a lead pipe. 29 00:02:33,731 --> 00:02:35,439 I've won many arguments that way. 30 00:02:35,525 --> 00:02:38,859 Besides not liking him, you haven't got a thing against King. 31 00:02:39,237 --> 00:02:42,107 - He's a fake. - He's one of the best flyers in the country. 32 00:02:42,198 --> 00:02:44,772 He's no good. You married him because I said not to. 33 00:02:44,909 --> 00:02:47,032 You're always telling me what not to do. 34 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,159 Because you've always been a stubborn idiot. 35 00:02:49,247 --> 00:02:51,453 I come from a long line of stubborn idiots. 36 00:02:51,541 --> 00:02:54,625 Don't shout so. You may work up an appetite. 37 00:02:54,711 --> 00:02:57,332 I'll shout if I want to! I'll scream if I want to! 38 00:02:57,422 --> 00:02:58,501 All right, scream. 39 00:02:58,589 --> 00:03:02,041 Let me off this boat or I'll break every piece of furniture in here! 40 00:03:02,135 --> 00:03:03,712 Here, now. 41 00:03:03,803 --> 00:03:06,839 Have a nice piece of juicy steak. You don't have to eat it. 42 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:09,007 Just smell it. It's a poem. 43 00:03:26,325 --> 00:03:29,243 Lower the boats! Catch her! 44 00:03:30,162 --> 00:03:31,621 Come on, men! 45 00:03:36,419 --> 00:03:37,332 She got away, sir. 46 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:39,412 Of course, she's too smart for you. 47 00:03:39,922 --> 00:03:42,543 Send a wireless to the Lovington Detective Agency. 48 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:43,712 "Daughter escaped again. 49 00:03:43,801 --> 00:03:46,339 "Watch roads, airports and train stations in Miami." 50 00:03:48,597 --> 00:03:52,180 All aboard! Palm Beach, Savannah, Jacksonville... 51 00:03:52,727 --> 00:03:55,099 ...New York, Philadelphia. 52 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:58,224 We're wasting our time. Imagine Ellie Andrews riding on a bus. 53 00:03:58,315 --> 00:04:00,059 I told the old man it was bunk. 54 00:04:00,442 --> 00:04:01,771 Ticket for New York, please. 55 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:09,200 - Here's your ticket. - Thank you very much. 56 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:12,453 Thank you. 57 00:04:17,668 --> 00:04:20,123 What's going on here? I'd like to use that phone. 58 00:04:20,212 --> 00:04:23,083 Go away. This is history in the making. 59 00:04:23,298 --> 00:04:26,750 - What? - There's a man biting a dog in there. 60 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:29,169 Heel, boy. 61 00:04:29,388 --> 00:04:31,261 I can't stand this any longer. 62 00:04:31,682 --> 00:04:33,390 In a pig's eye, you will. 63 00:04:34,685 --> 00:04:38,469 Listen monkey face, when you fired me, you fired the best news hound... 64 00:04:38,605 --> 00:04:41,179 ...your filthy scandal sheet ever had. 65 00:04:41,316 --> 00:04:44,566 You wouldn't know a newspaper story if it kicked you in the pants. 66 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:48,520 I got all your copy. Why didn't you tell me you were gonna write it in Greek? 67 00:04:48,615 --> 00:04:49,944 I'd start a new department. 68 00:04:50,033 --> 00:04:52,359 That was free verse, you gas house palooka. 69 00:04:52,494 --> 00:04:55,614 What was free about it? It cost this paper a gob of dough. 70 00:04:55,705 --> 00:04:57,497 And it's not going to cost us any more! 71 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:58,615 Gordon. 72 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,500 Did you know he reversed the charge? 73 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:02,412 What? Why you.... 74 00:05:03,255 --> 00:05:07,667 When you get back to New York, you keep far away from this office. 75 00:05:07,843 --> 00:05:11,923 You're fired. You don't work here anymore and you never will. 76 00:05:13,223 --> 00:05:14,765 What'd he say? 77 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:20,096 So, you're changing your tune? 78 00:05:22,315 --> 00:05:23,809 You're late with your apologies. 79 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:27,649 I wouldn't go back to work for you if you begged me on your hands and knees! 80 00:05:27,779 --> 00:05:29,653 I hope this'll be a lesson to you. 81 00:05:32,158 --> 00:05:33,534 Did we tell that baby? 82 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:37,610 - We don't need anymore of his lip. - You told him, Pete. 83 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,912 I guess he knows now, how I feel about his job. 84 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:41,624 I bet he does, too. 85 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,369 Is my chariot ready? 86 00:05:43,461 --> 00:05:46,581 Your chariot awaiteth withouteth, mighty King. 87 00:05:48,299 --> 00:05:51,004 - Lead on, sire. - Make way for the king. 88 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:52,962 Make way for the king. 89 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:54,845 Long live the king. 90 00:06:01,938 --> 00:06:04,014 Philadelphia, all aboard! 91 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:08,026 Step down Marty, King is back. 92 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:10,518 On the rack in the back. It's your goodbye chariot. 93 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:15,439 Make hams of you and scram! 94 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,320 Two thousand miles is a long trip. 95 00:06:18,204 --> 00:06:20,873 Make yourself comfortable with a pleasant pillow. 96 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,238 Pillow, sir? 97 00:06:30,675 --> 00:06:35,135 Driver! If you'll be good enough to move those newspapers, I'll have a seat. 98 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,646 Hey, wait a minute! 99 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:51,520 What do you think you're doing? 100 00:06:52,029 --> 00:06:54,781 The papers. What's the idea of throwing them out? 101 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:57,985 The papers? It's a long story, my friend. 102 00:06:58,077 --> 00:07:00,568 I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. 103 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:04,363 I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. 104 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,708 It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. 105 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:11,627 They followed me all over town and read the news off the seat of my pants. 106 00:07:11,715 --> 00:07:15,215 A fresh guy. What you need is a good sock on the nose. 107 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:22,095 Listen partner, you may not like my nose, but I do. 108 00:07:22,559 --> 00:07:24,599 I always wear it out in the open so... 109 00:07:24,687 --> 00:07:27,356 ...if anybody wants to take a sock at it, they can. 110 00:07:28,232 --> 00:07:29,607 Yeah? 111 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,688 Now, that's a brilliant answer. Why didn't I think of it? 112 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:37,401 Our conversation could have been over long ago. 113 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:38,695 Yeah? 114 00:07:39,076 --> 00:07:41,448 If you keep that up, we won't get anywhere. 115 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:43,241 Yeah? 116 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,990 You got me. Yeah! 117 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:59,798 Excuse me, lady. But that upon which you sit is mine. 118 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,717 I beg your pardon? 119 00:08:02,808 --> 00:08:05,381 Now listen, I put up a stiff fight for that seat. 120 00:08:05,894 --> 00:08:08,432 So, if it's just the same to you, scram. 121 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:12,020 Driver, are these seats reserved? 122 00:08:12,109 --> 00:08:15,643 - No. First come, first serve. - Thank you. 123 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,232 These seats accommodate two people, don't they? 124 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,151 Maybe they do, maybe they don't. 125 00:08:21,284 --> 00:08:22,315 Thank you. 126 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,657 Move over. 127 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:30,574 This is a "maybe they do." 128 00:08:37,675 --> 00:08:41,839 If you'd ask me real nice, I might put that bag up there for you. 129 00:08:59,989 --> 00:09:02,860 Next time you drop in, bring your folks. 130 00:09:23,054 --> 00:09:25,296 Get some! Come on, everybody! 131 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,640 Hot dogs, folks! 132 00:09:30,728 --> 00:09:34,393 Rest station, 15 minutes. We'll only be here 15 minutes. 133 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:35,857 Red hot coffee! 134 00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,395 Right around there. 135 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:40,525 Get the red hot coffee! Hot dogs! 136 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,649 Can't enjoy the ride unless you eat! 137 00:10:25,741 --> 00:10:26,939 He got away. 138 00:10:27,242 --> 00:10:30,327 I found myself in the middle of brush and no sign of the skunk. 139 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,784 I don't know what you're raving about, young man. 140 00:10:32,873 --> 00:10:36,573 - Furthermore, I'm not interested. - Well of all the.... 141 00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:40,414 Maybe you'll be interested to know your bag is gone. 142 00:10:40,672 --> 00:10:42,629 My heavens! It's gone! 143 00:10:42,716 --> 00:10:44,294 I knew you'd catch on eventually. 144 00:10:46,136 --> 00:10:49,339 - What am I going to do now? - Don't tell me your ticket was in it. 145 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:54,057 No, got that all right. But not my money. All I have here is $4. 146 00:10:54,144 --> 00:10:56,267 You can wire home for money in Jacksonville. 147 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,469 No, I can't. 148 00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:01,398 - Yes, I guess I will. - I'll tell the driver about your bag. 149 00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:03,394 Thank you, I'd rather you didn't. 150 00:11:03,487 --> 00:11:06,938 Don't be a fool. You've lost your bag. The company should pay for it. 151 00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:09,653 - What's your name? - I don't want it reported! 152 00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:12,151 That's silly. The company will take care of it. 153 00:11:12,245 --> 00:11:16,373 Can you understand English? Would you please keep out of my affairs? 154 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,497 I want to be left alone. 155 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:24,253 Why, you ungrateful brat. 156 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:26,288 Board! 157 00:11:26,676 --> 00:11:28,171 All aboard! 158 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,519 Jacksonville, 30 minutes for breakfast. 159 00:13:12,698 --> 00:13:14,655 Only 30 minutes for breakfast. 160 00:13:15,951 --> 00:13:18,442 Just 30 minutes. That's all. No more. 161 00:13:18,537 --> 00:13:19,913 Read all about it! 162 00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:48,981 I'm so sorry. 163 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:51,645 Silly, isn't it? 164 00:13:52,696 --> 00:13:54,570 Why, everybody's gone! 165 00:13:58,535 --> 00:14:00,409 Thank you for that, very much. 166 00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:05,243 - We're in Jacksonville, aren't we? - Yes. 167 00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:09,538 That was foolish of me. 168 00:14:10,505 --> 00:14:13,043 Why didn't you shove me away? 169 00:14:13,717 --> 00:14:17,335 I hated to wake you up. You look kind of pretty asleep. 170 00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:20,341 How about some breakfast? 171 00:14:21,057 --> 00:14:25,435 No thank you. No, I'm going to the Windsor Hotel. 172 00:14:25,937 --> 00:14:29,769 Windsor? You'll never make it in time. We leave in a half an hour. 173 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:31,898 No, they'll wait for me. 174 00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:38,486 Driver, I'm going to be a few minutes late. Be sure to wait for me. 175 00:14:38,617 --> 00:14:39,779 Yeah? 176 00:14:40,452 --> 00:14:41,566 Yes. 177 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,641 Where's the bus to New York? 178 00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:07,393 It left about 20 minutes ago. 179 00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:11,768 But that's ridiculous. I was on that bus. I told them to wait. 180 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,522 I'm sorry, miss, but it's gone. 181 00:15:14,819 --> 00:15:19,148 Good morning. Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night. 182 00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:23,614 Seems to me, I've already thanked you for that. 183 00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:25,156 What time's the next bus? 184 00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:26,740 8:00 tonight. 185 00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:29,832 8:00? That's 12 hours. 186 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:31,543 Sorry, miss. 187 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:35,548 What's wrong? Wouldn't the old meanies wait for you? 188 00:15:35,882 --> 00:15:38,088 Why are you so excited? You missed it, too. 189 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:39,883 Yeah, I missed it too. 190 00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:43,966 Don't tell me you did it on my account. 191 00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:48,597 I hope you haven't any idea that what happened last night is.... 192 00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:51,719 Young man, you needn't concern yourself about me. 193 00:15:51,814 --> 00:15:53,439 I can take care of myself. 194 00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:57,398 You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it. Here's your ticket. 195 00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,274 My ticket? 196 00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:01,397 I found it on the seat. 197 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:08,530 Thank you. It must have fallen out of my purse. 198 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:13,667 You'll never get away with it, Miss Andrews. 199 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:17,790 - What are you talking about? - You won't get away with it. 200 00:16:17,882 --> 00:16:21,500 Your father will stop you before you get halfway to New York. 201 00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:24,342 You must have me confused with someone else. 202 00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:26,719 Quit kidding. It's all over the front page. 203 00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:34,604 I've always been curious to know... 204 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:38,818 ...what kind of a girl would marry a front-page aviator like King Westley. 205 00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:43,399 Take my advice. Grab the next bus back to Miami. That guy's a phoney. 206 00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:47,030 I didn't ask for your advice. 207 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,867 That's right. You didn't. 208 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:53,365 You're not going to notify my father, are you? 209 00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:54,787 What for? 210 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,874 You probably could get some money out of him. 211 00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,333 I never thought of that. 212 00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:03,088 If you promise not to do it, I'll pay you as much as he will. 213 00:17:03,218 --> 00:17:05,009 You won't gain a thing by giving me up. 214 00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:07,218 I'm willing to make it worth your while. 215 00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:09,678 I've got to get to New York without being stopped. 216 00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,677 It's very important to me. 217 00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:13,512 I'd pay you now, only... 218 00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:16,141 ...all I had when I jumped off the yacht was a watch. 219 00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:18,307 I had to pawn it to get these clothes. 220 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,354 I'll give you my address. You can contact me in New York. 221 00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:22,856 Never mind. 222 00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:25,486 I had you pegged right from the jump. 223 00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:30,785 Just the spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it. 224 00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:34,992 You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? 225 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,457 Ever hear of the word "humility"? 226 00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:39,038 No, you wouldn't. 227 00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:40,920 It never occurred to you to say... 228 00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:43,841 ..."Please, Mister, I'm in trouble. Will you help me?" 229 00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:46,499 That'd bring you down off your high horse. 230 00:17:46,595 --> 00:17:49,002 I'll tell you something to ease your mind. 231 00:17:49,097 --> 00:17:50,675 You don't have to worry about me. 232 00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:53,423 I'm not interested in your money or your problem. 233 00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:57,646 You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me. 234 00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:05,194 You send telegrams here? 235 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:08,609 I'm just fine, thanks. And how are you? 236 00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:15,781 "To Joe Gordon, in care of New York Mail, New York. 237 00:18:15,873 --> 00:18:19,954 "Am I laughing. The biggest scoop of the year just dropped in my lap. 238 00:18:20,336 --> 00:18:23,622 "I know where Ellen Andrews is." No, do you really? 239 00:18:24,591 --> 00:18:26,749 Go on. Send the telegram. 240 00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:30,882 "How would you like to have the story? You big tub of...." 241 00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:33,175 Mush. 242 00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:35,508 "Tub of mush. Well, try and get it. 243 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:39,220 "What I said about never writing another line for you still goes. 244 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:41,306 "Are you burning? Peter Warne." 245 00:18:41,399 --> 00:18:43,226 That'll be $2.60. 246 00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:45,440 - Send it collect. - Collect? 247 00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:46,808 Collect. 248 00:18:52,326 --> 00:18:57,533 Bus leaving for Savannah, Charleston, Columbia, Greensboro, Richmond... 249 00:18:57,623 --> 00:19:01,917 ...Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York.... 250 00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:31,485 Hi, sister. All alone? My name's Shapeley. May as well get acquainted, it's a long trip. 251 00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:33,948 Gets tiresome. Especially for somebody like you. 252 00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:35,780 You look like you've got class. 253 00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:40,617 Yes, with a capital "K". I'm the guy that knows class when he sees it. 254 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:44,293 Believe you me. Ask any of the boys. They'll tell you. 255 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,254 Shapeley sure knows how to pick them. 256 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:49,675 Shapeley's the name and that's the way I like them. 257 00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:51,629 You made no mistake sitting next to me. 258 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,464 Most girls you meet on the bus... 259 00:19:53,556 --> 00:19:55,881 ...ain't nothing to write home to the wife about. 260 00:19:55,975 --> 00:19:58,893 You gotta be awful careful who you hit it up with. 261 00:19:58,978 --> 00:20:01,386 You can't be too particular, neither. 262 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:03,853 What's the matter, you ain't saying much? 263 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:07,856 Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance. 264 00:20:08,363 --> 00:20:13,487 That's pretty good. "Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance." 265 00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:15,990 Well shut my big, nasty mouth. 266 00:20:17,246 --> 00:20:18,990 Looks like you're one up on me. 267 00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:22,166 There's nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama... 268 00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:26,463 ...that can snap back at you. The colder they are, the hotter they get. 269 00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:28,089 That's what I always say. 270 00:20:28,424 --> 00:20:29,966 Yes, sir. 271 00:20:30,051 --> 00:20:34,131 When a cold mama gets hot, boy how she sizzles. 272 00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:38,423 Now you're just my type. 273 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:41,721 Believe me, sister, I could go for you in a big way. 274 00:20:41,812 --> 00:20:47,019 "Fun-on-the-side Shapeley," they call me. With accent on the "fun". Believe you me. 275 00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:50,521 Believe you me, you bore me to distraction. 276 00:20:52,781 --> 00:20:55,355 Looks like you're two up on me now. 277 00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:56,650 Hey, you. 278 00:20:58,412 --> 00:21:01,615 - There's a seat over there for you. - What's the idea? 279 00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:05,248 I'd like to sit next to my wife, if you don't mind. 280 00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:06,831 - Your wife? - Yes. 281 00:21:07,755 --> 00:21:08,786 Come on. 282 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:13,171 Yeah. Sure, excuse me. You know, I was just.... 283 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:16,878 Sure. Excuse me, miss. I was just trying to make things pleasant. 284 00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:18,504 Excuse me, I.... 285 00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,090 I didn't mean anything, Doc. 286 00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:24,347 - No offence, Doc. - No. 287 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,646 If you promise not to snap my head off, I'd like to thank you. 288 00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:38,945 Forget it. I didn't do it for you. His voice gets on my nerves. 289 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,410 What'd you do all day? 290 00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:52,127 Ran in and out of doorways. Trying to keep out of the rain. 291 00:21:54,843 --> 00:21:56,919 Your clothes are all wet. 292 00:21:58,847 --> 00:22:00,092 Here. 293 00:22:00,932 --> 00:22:03,055 You're as helpless as a baby. 294 00:22:03,143 --> 00:22:04,257 Thank you. 295 00:22:04,352 --> 00:22:09,347 Here you are, folks. Cigars, cigarettes, chewing gum, candy, magazines. 296 00:22:09,524 --> 00:22:10,899 Here, boy. 297 00:22:13,236 --> 00:22:15,525 - Yes, ma'am. - A box of chocolates, please. 298 00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:18,187 - Never mind. She doesn't want it. - But.... 299 00:22:18,283 --> 00:22:20,904 - Of course, I do. What do you mean? - Beat it. 300 00:22:21,328 --> 00:22:24,079 Well, you've got your nerve. Here, boy! 301 00:22:26,082 --> 00:22:27,874 $1 .60. 302 00:22:28,835 --> 00:22:30,626 You had $4 last night. 303 00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:33,497 How will you get to New York at this rate? 304 00:22:33,757 --> 00:22:36,045 That's none of your business. 305 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,798 You're on a budget from now on. 306 00:22:39,304 --> 00:22:42,340 - Just a minute. You can't-- - Shut up. 307 00:23:04,412 --> 00:23:07,117 - What's the matter, officer? - Bridge washed out. 308 00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:09,532 Looks like we can't get through till morning. 309 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,992 If any passengers want a place to sleep... 310 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,458 ...you'll find an auto camp up yonder a piece. 311 00:23:14,547 --> 00:23:16,919 - Where? - Right over there. See those lights? 312 00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:19,414 Dyke's Auto camp. 313 00:23:19,552 --> 00:23:21,794 All right, thanks. Hey, brat. 314 00:23:22,513 --> 00:23:23,924 Are you talking to me? 315 00:23:24,056 --> 00:23:26,630 Yeah. Come on, we're stopping here for the night. 316 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:45,487 Hey! Come on, we're all set. 317 00:23:56,714 --> 00:24:00,546 Good evening. Hope you and your husband rest comfortable. 318 00:24:09,101 --> 00:24:12,268 Come on! What are you going to do, stay out there all night? 319 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,327 Darn clever, these Armenians? 320 00:24:35,586 --> 00:24:37,329 Yeah, it's a gift. 321 00:24:39,423 --> 00:24:44,761 I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband. 322 00:24:44,845 --> 00:24:49,092 Yeah. I forgot to tell you about that. I registered as Mr. and Mrs. 323 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:50,511 You did? 324 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:55,097 What am I expected to do? Leap for joy? 325 00:24:55,397 --> 00:24:58,102 I kind of half expected you to thank me. 326 00:24:58,984 --> 00:25:01,819 Your ego is absolutely colossal. 327 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:04,608 Yeah, it's not bad. How's yours? 328 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:15,529 You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley's an amateur. 329 00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:20,626 Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this? 330 00:25:20,922 --> 00:25:24,754 Now wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. 331 00:25:24,968 --> 00:25:28,551 If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. 332 00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:30,927 You're just a headline to me. 333 00:25:31,474 --> 00:25:32,850 A headline? 334 00:25:33,852 --> 00:25:35,928 You're not a newspaper man, are you? 335 00:25:36,187 --> 00:25:38,180 Chalk up one for your side. 336 00:25:39,232 --> 00:25:42,518 Now listen. You want to get to King Westley, don't you? 337 00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:46,401 All right, I'm here to help you. What I want is your story. 338 00:25:46,823 --> 00:25:51,615 Exclusive. A day-to-day account. All about your mad fight to happiness. 339 00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:55,869 I need that story. Between you and me, I've got to have it. 340 00:25:59,335 --> 00:26:02,206 Isn't that just too cute. 341 00:26:03,006 --> 00:26:06,256 There's a brain behind that face of yours, isn't there? 342 00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:11,630 You've got everything nicely figured out for yourself. Including this. 343 00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:14,842 This? Well, that's a matter of simple mathematics. 344 00:26:14,934 --> 00:26:19,263 These cabins cost $2 a night. I'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear... 345 00:26:19,397 --> 00:26:23,441 ...but the family purse won't stand for our having separate establishment. 346 00:26:29,365 --> 00:26:33,445 Thank you very much, sir. You've been very kind. 347 00:26:33,744 --> 00:26:36,235 It's all right with me. Go on out in the storm. 348 00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:38,287 But I'm going to follow you. 349 00:26:38,374 --> 00:26:39,405 Yeah. 350 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:44,708 And if you get tough, I'll just have to turn you over to your old man. Right now. 351 00:26:44,797 --> 00:26:48,332 Savvy? That's my whole plot in a nutshell. 352 00:26:49,468 --> 00:26:51,627 A simple story for simple people. 353 00:26:52,763 --> 00:26:55,468 You behave yourself, I'll see you get to King Westley. 354 00:26:55,558 --> 00:26:58,677 If not, I'll just have to spill the beans to Papa. 355 00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:02,890 Now, which of these beds do you prefer? 356 00:27:04,149 --> 00:27:06,059 This one? All right. 357 00:27:29,216 --> 00:27:32,549 That, I suppose, makes everything quite all right. 358 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,251 This? 359 00:27:37,516 --> 00:27:41,051 I like privacy when I retire. Yes, I'm very delicate in that respect. 360 00:27:41,145 --> 00:27:42,769 Prying eyes annoy me. 361 00:27:47,526 --> 00:27:49,150 Behold the walls of Jericho. 362 00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:53,403 Maybe not as thick as the ones that Joshua blew down with his trumpet. 363 00:27:53,532 --> 00:27:54,991 But a lot safer. 364 00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:57,862 You see, I have no trumpet. 365 00:27:58,787 --> 00:28:01,408 Now to show you my heart's in the right place... 366 00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:04,071 ...I'll give you my best pair of pyjamas. 367 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:08,411 Do you mind joining the Israelites? 368 00:28:09,464 --> 00:28:11,504 You don't want to join the Israelites? 369 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:15,292 All right. Perhaps you're interested in how a man undresses. 370 00:28:16,596 --> 00:28:19,716 There's a funny thing about that. Quite a study in psychology. 371 00:28:19,808 --> 00:28:21,682 No two men do it alike. 372 00:28:21,893 --> 00:28:25,558 I once knew a man who kept his hat on until he was completely undressed. 373 00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:27,647 Now he made a picture. 374 00:28:27,857 --> 00:28:31,273 Years later, his secret came out. He wore a toupee. 375 00:28:33,238 --> 00:28:35,195 I have a method all my own. 376 00:28:35,407 --> 00:28:39,487 If you'll notice, the coat came first. Then the tie. Then the shirt. 377 00:28:40,161 --> 00:28:44,159 Now, according to Hoyle, after that the pants should be next. 378 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,618 There's where I'm different. 379 00:28:46,751 --> 00:28:48,625 I go for the shoes next. 380 00:28:48,837 --> 00:28:51,541 First the right. Then the left. 381 00:28:53,049 --> 00:28:57,094 After that, it's every man for himself. 382 00:29:20,118 --> 00:29:21,909 Still with me, brat? 383 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,990 Don't be a sucker. 384 00:29:28,543 --> 00:29:31,034 A good night's rest will do you a lot of good. 385 00:29:31,212 --> 00:29:33,370 Besides, you got nothing to worry about. 386 00:29:33,548 --> 00:29:37,462 The walls of Jericho will protect you from the big bad wolf. 387 00:29:51,899 --> 00:29:55,897 "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? The big bad wolf 388 00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:57,398 "The big bad wolf 389 00:29:57,613 --> 00:30:02,773 "She's afraid of the big bad wolf Tra, la, la, la, la" 390 00:30:05,788 --> 00:30:08,243 Would you mind please, putting out the light? 391 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:09,874 No, not at all. 392 00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:53,161 I wish you'd take those things off the walls of Jericho. 393 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:54,959 Excuse me. 394 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,315 By the way, what's your name? 395 00:31:24,825 --> 00:31:26,069 What's that? 396 00:31:26,159 --> 00:31:28,033 Who are you? 397 00:31:28,995 --> 00:31:30,371 Who, me? 398 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,375 I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. 399 00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:38,833 I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face. 400 00:31:39,673 --> 00:31:41,712 You've got a name, haven't you? 401 00:31:42,425 --> 00:31:44,916 Yeah, I got a name. Peter Warne. 402 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,464 Peter Warne. 403 00:31:48,556 --> 00:31:50,216 I don't like it. 404 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:54,436 Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning. 405 00:31:56,689 --> 00:31:58,599 Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne. 406 00:31:58,942 --> 00:32:01,646 The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne. 407 00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:25,169 - Another message, sir. - What is it? What is it? 408 00:32:25,259 --> 00:32:28,177 It's from Charleston. "Checking every northbound train. 409 00:32:28,304 --> 00:32:30,795 "Also assigned 20 operators to watch main highways. 410 00:32:30,890 --> 00:32:33,725 "No sign of her yet. Will continue to do all possible. 411 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,719 "Signed, Lovington Detective Agency." 412 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,143 It's just the same as all the others. 413 00:32:38,731 --> 00:32:41,566 - Yes, sir? - I said I was in a hurry to get to New York. 414 00:32:41,651 --> 00:32:43,976 - What are we crawling for? - I got it wide open. 415 00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:46,228 - All right, step on it. - Yes, sir. 416 00:32:46,322 --> 00:32:48,030 I hope she's all right. 417 00:32:48,157 --> 00:32:52,155 All right? Of course, she's all right. What could happen to her? 418 00:32:52,745 --> 00:32:55,366 - Nothing, sir. - Then shut up about it. 419 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:21,189 Hello? 420 00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,061 Hey, mister. 421 00:33:29,198 --> 00:33:30,573 Hello. 422 00:33:30,949 --> 00:33:32,859 What's the matter, you not up yet? 423 00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:35,650 - What time is it? - 8:00. Here. 424 00:33:37,790 --> 00:33:39,996 It's a toothbrush, thanks. 425 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,241 My dress, you had it pressed. 426 00:33:43,837 --> 00:33:45,960 Come on. Breakfast will be ready soon. 427 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:48,331 You sweet thing. Where'd you get it pressed? 428 00:33:48,425 --> 00:33:51,212 I'll count to 10. If you're not out of bed by then... 429 00:33:51,303 --> 00:33:53,011 ...I'll drag you out myself. 430 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:56,347 - One, two, three, four, five.... - I really think you would! 431 00:33:56,433 --> 00:33:59,220 I'm out! I'm out! 432 00:34:00,145 --> 00:34:02,897 You'll find the showers just behind the second cottage. 433 00:34:04,983 --> 00:34:06,264 Outside? 434 00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:08,935 All the best homes have them outside. 435 00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:14,071 I can't go out like this. 436 00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:17,079 - Like what? - Like this. I have no robe. 437 00:34:17,162 --> 00:34:18,870 Here, use mine. 438 00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:21,410 Thanks. 439 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:22,704 Make it snappy. 440 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:25,200 Wait, it's not my fault. You got the sleeve. 441 00:34:25,462 --> 00:34:28,297 - Here are my puppets. - Thanks. 442 00:34:30,717 --> 00:34:33,469 Where'd you say the showers were? 443 00:34:33,553 --> 00:34:34,834 Here's a towel. 444 00:34:36,306 --> 00:34:37,551 Thank you. 445 00:34:39,309 --> 00:34:41,467 You're kind of little, aren't you? 446 00:34:41,728 --> 00:34:42,926 Where's the shower? 447 00:34:43,021 --> 00:34:45,690 Your hair's cute like that. You should never comb it. 448 00:34:45,815 --> 00:34:47,642 I'll find it myself. 449 00:35:20,475 --> 00:35:22,218 Are the showers in there? 450 00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:24,101 They ain't out here. 451 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,765 Thank you. 452 00:35:29,776 --> 00:35:32,101 Can't a body have a little privacy around here? 453 00:35:37,492 --> 00:35:40,943 You want a shower around here, you'll stand in line. 454 00:35:51,130 --> 00:35:53,965 Hi, sister. You remember me, Shapeley? 455 00:35:54,217 --> 00:35:56,043 Say, I'm sorry about last night. 456 00:35:56,135 --> 00:35:59,718 Didn't know you was married to that guy. You should've told me right off. 457 00:36:09,482 --> 00:36:11,225 High time you got back. 458 00:36:11,317 --> 00:36:13,890 I met some very interesting women at the showers. 459 00:36:14,028 --> 00:36:17,527 We got chatting about this and that. You know how time flies. 460 00:36:21,785 --> 00:36:22,402 Come on. Sit down. 461 00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:26,865 My, my. Scrambled eggs. 462 00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:32,583 Egg. One egg. One donut, black coffee. That's your ration till lunch. 463 00:36:33,172 --> 00:36:34,167 Any complaints? 464 00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:35,715 No. No complaints. 465 00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:39,168 I'd have cream for your coffee, but I'd be buying a whole pint. 466 00:36:39,303 --> 00:36:41,177 You don't have to apologise to me. 467 00:36:41,263 --> 00:36:43,552 You don't know how much I appreciate all this. 468 00:36:43,682 --> 00:36:46,553 What makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning? 469 00:36:46,977 --> 00:36:48,140 Must be the spring. 470 00:36:48,228 --> 00:36:51,514 I thought maybe "believe you me" told you some more snappy stories. 471 00:36:51,607 --> 00:36:55,936 No. He apologised for last night. Said he didn't know we were married. 472 00:36:56,028 --> 00:36:59,147 Just shows you how wrong a guy can be. 473 00:37:01,325 --> 00:37:02,949 - Donut? - Thanks. 474 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,577 You think this whole business is silly? 475 00:37:07,664 --> 00:37:09,075 Running away and all. 476 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:10,874 No. Makes too good a story. 477 00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:14,542 Yes, you do. You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. 478 00:37:14,755 --> 00:37:17,293 Perhaps I am. Although, I don't see how I can be. 479 00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:19,707 Spoiled people are used to having their way. 480 00:37:19,801 --> 00:37:21,509 I never have. On the contrary. 481 00:37:21,595 --> 00:37:25,723 I've always been told what to do and how to do it and when and with whom. 482 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,182 Can you believe, this is the first time I've ever been alone with a man? 483 00:37:30,312 --> 00:37:31,426 Yeah. 484 00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:33,680 It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken. 485 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,647 You're doing all right. 486 00:37:35,859 --> 00:37:36,890 Thanks. 487 00:37:38,528 --> 00:37:44,780 Nurses, governesses, chaperones, even bodyguards. It's been a lot of fun. 488 00:37:44,868 --> 00:37:47,275 One consolation, you can never get lonesome. 489 00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:52,658 It has its moments. It's become a sort of game, trying to outwit father's detectives. 490 00:37:53,043 --> 00:37:56,708 I did once. Actually went shopping without a bodyguard. 491 00:37:57,088 --> 00:37:59,626 It was swell. I felt absolutely immoral. 492 00:37:59,716 --> 00:38:02,752 It didn't last long, they found me in a department store. 493 00:38:02,844 --> 00:38:06,972 I was so mad, I ran out the back way and jumped into the first car I saw. 494 00:38:07,182 --> 00:38:08,462 Guess who was in it? 495 00:38:08,558 --> 00:38:09,886 Santa Claus? 496 00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:11,257 Ghandi? 497 00:38:11,352 --> 00:38:13,345 King Westley was in it. 498 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,563 - Is that how you met him? - Yes. 499 00:38:17,025 --> 00:38:19,812 We rode around all afternoon. Father was frantic. 500 00:38:19,903 --> 00:38:23,022 By 6:00, he was having all the rivers dragged. 501 00:38:25,116 --> 00:38:27,951 Where'd you learn to dunk, in finishing school? 502 00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:30,527 Now don't you start telling me I shouldn't dunk. 503 00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:32,994 Of course you shouldn't. You don't know how. 504 00:38:33,082 --> 00:38:37,625 Dunking is an art. Don't let it soak so long. A dip and sock, into your mouth. 505 00:38:37,712 --> 00:38:40,463 You leave it in too long, it gets soft and falls off. 506 00:38:40,548 --> 00:38:44,131 It's all a matter of timing. I'll write a book about it. 507 00:38:44,218 --> 00:38:45,499 Thanks, professor. 508 00:38:45,636 --> 00:38:49,337 Just goes to show you. $20 million, and you don't know how to dunk. 509 00:38:49,557 --> 00:38:52,641 I'd change places with a plumber's daughter any day. 510 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,226 How do I know who you are? I never saw you before. 511 00:38:56,522 --> 00:39:00,935 You can't go around bothering my tenants. There's no girl by that name here. 512 00:39:01,110 --> 00:39:03,352 How do I know you're detectives? 513 00:39:03,446 --> 00:39:05,522 Show him your credentials, Mac. 514 00:39:08,284 --> 00:39:09,233 Detectives. 515 00:39:10,369 --> 00:39:13,406 That's father at work. Peter, what'll I do? 516 00:39:13,497 --> 00:39:16,249 Maybe I can jump out of the window. They won't see me. 517 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,828 Get yourself all mussed up. 518 00:39:17,918 --> 00:39:20,705 Get your hair down over your eyes and undo your buttons. 519 00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:24,454 I got a letter from Aunt Bella last week. 520 00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:28,049 She said if we don't stop over in Wilkes-Barre, she'll never forgive us. 521 00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:29,761 What are you talking about? 522 00:39:30,389 --> 00:39:33,425 The baby's due next month. They want us to come. 523 00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:37,718 She saw your sister on the street the other day. Said she's looking swell. 524 00:39:41,066 --> 00:39:42,229 Come in. 525 00:39:42,317 --> 00:39:45,069 I hope Aunt Bella has a boy, don't you? 526 00:39:45,154 --> 00:39:49,198 Grandma says it's gonna be a girl. She hasn't missed calling one in years. 527 00:39:49,992 --> 00:39:51,819 Man here to see you, sweetheart. 528 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:53,702 Who, me? You wanna see me? 529 00:39:53,787 --> 00:39:55,163 What's your name? 530 00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:58,700 - Are you addressing me? - Yeah. What's your name? 531 00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:01,835 Wait a minute. That's my wife you're talking to. 532 00:40:02,212 --> 00:40:04,703 What do you mean coming here? What do you want? 533 00:40:04,798 --> 00:40:08,132 - We're looking for somebody. - Fine, but don't come busting in here. 534 00:40:08,218 --> 00:40:09,297 This isn't a public park. 535 00:40:09,386 --> 00:40:11,177 I got news to take a sock at you. 536 00:40:11,305 --> 00:40:13,344 - Take it easy. - The men are detectives. 537 00:40:13,432 --> 00:40:15,590 Even if they're the whole police department... 538 00:40:15,684 --> 00:40:17,926 ...they can't bust in here, questioning my wife. 539 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,771 Don't get so excited. He asked you a simple question. 540 00:40:20,856 --> 00:40:25,648 Is that so? How many times have I told you not to butt in? 541 00:40:25,736 --> 00:40:28,902 You don't have to lose your temper! 542 00:40:28,989 --> 00:40:31,195 As usual. Every time I try to protect you. 543 00:40:31,283 --> 00:40:34,367 At the elks dance, when that big Swede hit on you. 544 00:40:34,453 --> 00:40:36,741 He did not! I told you a million times. 545 00:40:36,830 --> 00:40:39,582 He kept pawing you all over the dance floor. 546 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:41,291 He didn't. You were drunk. 547 00:40:41,376 --> 00:40:43,167 Nuts! Just like your old man. 548 00:40:43,253 --> 00:40:45,958 Once a plumber's daughter, always a plumber's daughter. 549 00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:48,170 There ain't an ounce of brains in your family. 550 00:40:48,258 --> 00:40:50,049 Peter Warne, you've gone far enough! 551 00:40:50,177 --> 00:40:53,213 - Shut up! - You see what you've done? 552 00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:57,130 Sorry, but you see, we've gotta check up on everybody. 553 00:40:57,225 --> 00:40:59,383 We're looking for a girl named Ellen Andrews. 554 00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:01,428 Daughter of that big Wall Street mogul. 555 00:41:01,521 --> 00:41:04,012 Too bad you're not looking for a plumber's daughter. 556 00:41:04,107 --> 00:41:05,601 Quit bawling! 557 00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:09,525 I told you they were a perfectly nice married couple. 558 00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:25,249 You weren't bad, jumping in like that. 559 00:41:25,336 --> 00:41:28,041 - You've got a brain. - You're not so bad, yourself. 560 00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:30,040 We could start a two-people stock company. 561 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:32,884 Things get tough, we'll play to small town auditoriums. 562 00:41:32,969 --> 00:41:35,258 We'll call this one, "The Great Deception." 563 00:41:35,346 --> 00:41:37,754 What about "Cinderella" or a real hot love story? 564 00:41:37,849 --> 00:41:39,011 No, too mushy. 565 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,891 I like mushy stuff. 566 00:41:41,644 --> 00:41:43,138 Quit bawling! 567 00:41:44,021 --> 00:41:45,599 Bus leaves in five minutes! 568 00:41:45,731 --> 00:41:47,973 - What? - Your bus leaves in five minutes. 569 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:50,819 Holy smoke, we're not even packed yet. 570 00:41:55,616 --> 00:41:58,190 I'm starting to think you couldn't find your way home. 571 00:41:58,286 --> 00:41:59,566 This is the last session.... 572 00:41:59,871 --> 00:42:01,579 - Yeah? - Telegram for you. 573 00:42:01,664 --> 00:42:04,119 - Bring it in. - Another wire from Peter Warne. 574 00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:08,955 Warne? Throw it in the wastebasket. Wait a minute. What does it say? 575 00:42:10,047 --> 00:42:13,547 "Have I got a story. Stop. It's getting hotter and hotter. Stop. 576 00:42:13,843 --> 00:42:15,716 "Hope you're the same." 577 00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:18,972 - Collect? - Yes. 578 00:42:19,056 --> 00:42:21,761 - If you accept another one, you're fired. - Yes, sir. 579 00:42:21,851 --> 00:42:24,176 And that gives me an idea for all of you. 580 00:42:24,687 --> 00:42:26,514 I want action, Lovington, action. 581 00:42:26,605 --> 00:42:29,523 - We can't do the impossible. - It isn't impossible. 582 00:42:29,608 --> 00:42:32,395 She's somewhere between here and Miami. I want her found. 583 00:42:32,528 --> 00:42:35,197 - I put extra men on, the whole way. - That's not enough. 584 00:42:35,281 --> 00:42:36,609 Send in Clark and Brown. 585 00:42:36,699 --> 00:42:39,154 - You sure she isn't with King Westley? - No. 586 00:42:39,285 --> 00:42:42,072 He's being trailed 24 hours a day. 587 00:42:42,204 --> 00:42:44,742 He can't even get a phone call we don't know about. 588 00:42:44,832 --> 00:42:47,951 I'm worried. After all, something might have happened to her. 589 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,123 I don't think so. 590 00:42:49,211 --> 00:42:51,287 Brown, arrange a radio broadcast. 591 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:53,669 Coast-to-coast hook up. Offer a reward of... 592 00:42:53,757 --> 00:42:56,083 ...$10,000 for information on her whereabouts. 593 00:42:56,677 --> 00:42:59,084 Clark, send the story to all of the newspapers. 594 00:42:59,221 --> 00:43:01,890 Some out-of-town papers may not have a picture of her. 595 00:43:01,974 --> 00:43:05,343 Wire this to them. I want the story to break right away. 596 00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:07,520 Now we'll get some action! 597 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:44,884 Fine, that's fine. 598 00:43:46,017 --> 00:43:50,395 You know that one about the man who flew on the trapeze? 599 00:43:51,064 --> 00:43:52,523 Yeah. 600 00:43:57,779 --> 00:44:01,729 "Once I was happy but now I'm forlorn 601 00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:05,485 "Like an old coat that is tattered and torn 602 00:44:06,162 --> 00:44:09,496 "Left in this wide world to weep and to mourn 603 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:13,625 "Betrayed by a maid in her teens 604 00:44:14,087 --> 00:44:17,123 "This maid that I loved she was handsome 605 00:44:18,007 --> 00:44:21,673 "And I tried all I knew how to please 606 00:44:22,095 --> 00:44:25,630 "But I never could please her one-quarter so well 607 00:44:25,723 --> 00:44:29,803 "As the man on the flying trapeze 608 00:44:29,936 --> 00:44:33,637 "He flies through the air with the greatest of ease 609 00:44:33,857 --> 00:44:37,605 "The daring young man on the flying trapeze 610 00:44:37,777 --> 00:44:41,442 "His actions are graceful, all the girls he does please 611 00:44:41,739 --> 00:44:45,357 "And my love he has stolen away" 612 00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:54,199 I know the second verse there. 613 00:44:56,212 --> 00:45:00,079 "Now he'd play with a miss like a cat with a mouse 614 00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:03,800 "His eyes would undress every girl in the house 615 00:45:04,178 --> 00:45:11,675 "Perhaps he is better described as a louse And still people came just the same 616 00:45:11,894 --> 00:45:15,726 "Now he smiles from the bar on the people below 617 00:45:15,898 --> 00:45:19,018 "And one night he smiled on my love 618 00:45:19,944 --> 00:45:21,604 "She blew him a kiss 619 00:45:21,862 --> 00:45:27,901 "And she hollered bravo And he hung by his schnozzle from above 620 00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:31,576 "He floats through the air with the greatest of ease 621 00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:37,288 "Daring young man on the flying trapeze His actions are graceful 622 00:45:37,378 --> 00:45:43,546 "All the girls he does please And my love he has stolen away" 623 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:48,253 Do you mind if I take the third one? 624 00:45:53,644 --> 00:45:57,262 "I wept and I whimpered I simpered for weeks 625 00:45:57,439 --> 00:46:01,057 "While she spent her time with the circus' freaks 626 00:46:01,276 --> 00:46:05,108 "The tears were like hailstones that rolled down my cheeks 627 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,359 "Alas, Alack and Alaska 628 00:46:08,909 --> 00:46:12,408 "I went to this fellow the villain, and I said 629 00:46:12,538 --> 00:46:15,989 "I'll see that you get your deserts 630 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:19,665 "His thumb to his nose he put up with a sneer 631 00:46:19,962 --> 00:46:23,580 "He sneered once again and said no 632 00:46:23,715 --> 00:46:27,250 "He flies through the air with the greatest of ease 633 00:46:27,386 --> 00:46:30,470 "That daring young man on the flying trapeze 634 00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:34,764 "His actions are graceful The girls he does please 635 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:38,558 "My love he has stolen away" 636 00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:49,232 - Everybody keep your seats. - Thank the man for me, Peter. 637 00:46:49,324 --> 00:46:52,775 It's the first comfortable position I've been in all night. 638 00:46:53,620 --> 00:46:57,071 "She flies through the air with the greatest of ease 639 00:46:57,165 --> 00:46:58,790 "The daring young--" 640 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:03,170 What's the matter with you? Somebody help. 641 00:47:03,255 --> 00:47:04,879 Something happened to her. 642 00:47:04,965 --> 00:47:06,625 Look how pale she is. 643 00:47:14,975 --> 00:47:17,051 Let's give her a chance to snap out of it. 644 00:47:17,227 --> 00:47:19,469 Don't worry. She'll be all right. 645 00:47:21,397 --> 00:47:24,102 We ain't ate nothing since yesterday. 646 00:47:26,069 --> 00:47:27,978 What happened to your money? 647 00:47:28,071 --> 00:47:32,531 Ma spent it all on the tickets. We didn't know it was gonna be so much. 648 00:47:33,576 --> 00:47:35,735 We shouldn't have come, I guess. 649 00:47:36,371 --> 00:47:39,490 But Ma said there was a job waiting for her in New York... 650 00:47:39,582 --> 00:47:42,156 ...and if we didn't go, she might lose it. 651 00:47:48,007 --> 00:47:50,712 She'll be all right when she's had something to eat. 652 00:47:51,052 --> 00:47:54,717 The next time we come to, you buy some food. Now come on. 653 00:47:55,056 --> 00:47:58,389 I shouldn't ought to take this. Ma'll get mad. 654 00:47:58,685 --> 00:48:01,602 Don't tell her. You don't want her to get sick again. 655 00:48:01,687 --> 00:48:03,645 No, but you might need it. 656 00:48:03,731 --> 00:48:04,645 Come on. 657 00:48:04,732 --> 00:48:05,811 I got millions. 658 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:06,730 Here. 659 00:48:06,859 --> 00:48:09,018 - Thanks. - Come on, go back. 660 00:48:26,629 --> 00:48:28,253 Better phone for some help. 661 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,375 Go phone if you want to. The nearest town is 10 miles away. 662 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:32,671 Yeah? 663 00:48:32,927 --> 00:48:36,343 Say, buddy. Like to take a look at my paper? 664 00:48:37,807 --> 00:48:41,507 Travelling like this, you lose track of what's going on in the world. 665 00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:43,927 Take that story there, for instance. 666 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:47,847 If I was to see that dame, you know what I'd do? 667 00:48:47,983 --> 00:48:49,063 No. 668 00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:51,316 I'd go fifty-fifty with you. 669 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:52,650 Why? 670 00:48:52,738 --> 00:48:54,529 Because I don't believe in hogging. 671 00:48:54,615 --> 00:48:57,900 A bird that figures that way always ends up behind the eight ball. 672 00:48:57,993 --> 00:48:59,737 That's what I always say. 673 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,498 What's on your mind? 674 00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,955 Five G's or I crab the works. 675 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:16,087 Let's get away from here and talk this over privately. 676 00:49:16,178 --> 00:49:18,716 I knew she wasn't your wife all the time. 677 00:49:23,185 --> 00:49:25,937 Lucky thing, my running into you. Just the man I need. 678 00:49:26,021 --> 00:49:29,307 - You made no mistake, believe me. - I can use a smart guy like you. 679 00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:32,982 - When you're talking to old man Shapeley... - Can you make a gat? 680 00:49:33,445 --> 00:49:34,275 Huh? 681 00:49:34,696 --> 00:49:36,772 A gat. A rod. 682 00:49:37,407 --> 00:49:39,317 - Got any fireworks on you? - No. 683 00:49:40,577 --> 00:49:44,622 I got a couple of machine guns in my suitcase. I'll give you one of them. 684 00:49:44,706 --> 00:49:47,826 May have trouble up north. Have to shoot it out with the cops. 685 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:51,369 If you manage, those five G's are as good as in the bag. Maybe more. 686 00:49:51,463 --> 00:49:53,752 I'll talk to the Killer, he'll take care of you. 687 00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:54,873 Killer? 688 00:49:55,008 --> 00:49:57,713 Yeah. The big boy. The boss of the outfit. 689 00:49:58,178 --> 00:50:00,336 You're not kidnapping her, are you? 690 00:50:00,472 --> 00:50:04,220 What else, stupid? You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward? 691 00:50:04,309 --> 00:50:07,061 $10, 000? Chicken feed. 692 00:50:07,479 --> 00:50:10,978 Now listen, we're holding that dame for a million smackers. 693 00:50:11,149 --> 00:50:14,898 Say, I didn't know it was anything like this. You see, I've got.... 694 00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:17,686 What's the matter? You getting yellow? 695 00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:21,232 I'm a married man. I got a couple of kids. I can't afford to get.... 696 00:50:21,409 --> 00:50:23,735 Pipe down your mug before I.... 697 00:50:24,329 --> 00:50:27,081 What are you trying to do, tell the whole world about it? 698 00:50:27,165 --> 00:50:30,368 Listen, you're into this thing and you're staying in, get me? 699 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,002 You know too much. 700 00:50:32,087 --> 00:50:33,996 I won't say anything, honest I won't. 701 00:50:34,089 --> 00:50:37,089 How do I know that? I got a notion to plug you. 702 00:50:37,342 --> 00:50:41,422 - Why should I take a chance with you? - Trust me, mister. I'll keep my mouth shut. 703 00:50:41,513 --> 00:50:42,508 Yeah? 704 00:50:44,557 --> 00:50:46,099 What's your name? 705 00:50:46,225 --> 00:50:47,768 Oscar Shapeley. 706 00:50:47,977 --> 00:50:50,433 - Where do you live? - Orange, New Jersey. 707 00:50:50,897 --> 00:50:52,557 Got a couple of kids? 708 00:50:52,815 --> 00:50:56,101 Yes, sir. Just babies. A little golden-haired girl. 709 00:50:56,194 --> 00:50:58,863 - You love them, don't you? - Yes, I do. 710 00:50:59,030 --> 00:51:00,904 You wouldn't. You're not thinking of-- 711 00:51:00,990 --> 00:51:03,528 - You keep your trap shut, all right? - Sure. 712 00:51:03,826 --> 00:51:06,400 - If you don't.... - I'll keep my trap shut. I will. 713 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,453 You ever hear of Bugs Dooley? 714 00:51:08,956 --> 00:51:10,367 Bugs Dooley? No. 715 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:13,993 He was a nice guy, just like you. And he made a big mistake one day. 716 00:51:14,128 --> 00:51:15,670 Got a little too talkative. 717 00:51:15,755 --> 00:51:17,546 - You know what happened to his kid? - No. 718 00:51:17,632 --> 00:51:21,166 I can't tell you. But when Bugs heard about it he blew his brains out. 719 00:51:21,552 --> 00:51:23,046 That's terrible. 720 00:51:23,638 --> 00:51:26,722 He had it coming to him. He talked too much. I never talk. 721 00:51:26,933 --> 00:51:29,258 I never say a word. Word of honour. 722 00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:32,050 I wouldn't want anything to happen to my kids. 723 00:51:32,146 --> 00:51:34,471 Okay. Just remember that. 724 00:51:35,733 --> 00:51:36,729 Now beat it. 725 00:51:36,901 --> 00:51:40,981 Sure, mister. Thanks. I always knew you guys were-- 726 00:51:41,322 --> 00:51:43,943 Come on, scram. And stay away from that bus. 727 00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:46,281 Sure. Anything you say. 728 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,697 - You wouldn't shoot me in the back? - If you don't beat it.... 729 00:51:49,789 --> 00:51:51,033 I'm going. 730 00:52:05,971 --> 00:52:08,094 What's wrong? Why do we have to leave the bus? 731 00:52:08,182 --> 00:52:10,091 Come on. Don't ask so many questions. 732 00:52:10,225 --> 00:52:11,768 Why? 733 00:52:18,359 --> 00:52:21,478 Poor old Shapeley. You shouldn't have frightened him like that. 734 00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:25,781 At the rate he's going, he's probably crossed two state lines by this time. 735 00:52:26,533 --> 00:52:28,859 Why did we have to leave the bus? 736 00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:32,654 When Shapeley stops running, he's going to start thinking, isn't he? 737 00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:36,664 I've been doing a little thinking myself. 738 00:52:37,502 --> 00:52:40,373 The next town we come to, you better wire your father. 739 00:52:40,464 --> 00:52:42,456 What's the matter, are you weakening? 740 00:52:42,549 --> 00:52:47,425 No. I was just thinking of you. A starvation diet may not agree with you. 741 00:52:47,596 --> 00:52:49,802 Did you give that child all your money? 742 00:52:49,890 --> 00:52:52,559 I gave him nothing. You were the big-hearted gal. 743 00:52:52,642 --> 00:52:54,931 All the money I had was that ten spot. 744 00:52:55,061 --> 00:52:57,932 So I've been thinking you better wire your father. 745 00:52:58,231 --> 00:53:02,525 No, sir. I started out for New York and I'm going to get there... 746 00:53:02,611 --> 00:53:05,018 ...if I have to starve all the way. 747 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,193 Okay. 748 00:53:07,199 --> 00:53:10,817 What is this strange power this man Westley has over you women? 749 00:53:10,994 --> 00:53:12,453 Here, take these. 750 00:53:13,079 --> 00:53:15,867 - Hold on to them. Get up on that log. - That? 751 00:53:15,957 --> 00:53:17,582 Get up on the log. 752 00:53:28,261 --> 00:53:30,218 I wish you'd stop being playful. 753 00:53:30,347 --> 00:53:35,341 So sorry. You know, this is the first time in years I've ridden piggyback. 754 00:53:35,935 --> 00:53:37,311 This isn't piggyback. 755 00:53:37,395 --> 00:53:39,553 - Of course it is. - You're crazy. 756 00:53:40,398 --> 00:53:44,099 I remember distinctly my father taking me for a piggyback ride. 757 00:53:44,193 --> 00:53:46,151 - And he carried you like this? - Yes. 758 00:53:46,237 --> 00:53:49,238 Your father didn't know beans about piggyback riding. 759 00:53:49,657 --> 00:53:53,737 My uncle has four children. I've seen them ride piggyback. 760 00:53:53,828 --> 00:53:56,663 I'll bet there isn't a good piggyback rider in your family. 761 00:53:56,748 --> 00:53:59,618 I never knew a rich man who could piggyback ride. 762 00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:02,370 You're prejudiced. 763 00:54:03,379 --> 00:54:06,049 Show me a good piggy backer. I'll show you a real human. 764 00:54:06,132 --> 00:54:09,335 Take Abraham Lincoln for instance. A natural born piggy backer. 765 00:54:09,427 --> 00:54:12,962 Where do you get off with that stuffed-shirt family of yours? 766 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,214 My father was a great piggy backer. 767 00:54:18,644 --> 00:54:20,388 Here, hold this a minute. 768 00:54:24,275 --> 00:54:25,650 Thank you. 769 00:54:30,698 --> 00:54:34,114 How long does this keep up? My feet are killing me. 770 00:54:48,049 --> 00:54:50,125 This looks like the best spot. 771 00:54:50,593 --> 00:54:53,166 We're not going to sleep out here, are we? 772 00:54:53,345 --> 00:54:56,880 I don't know about you, but I'm going to give a good imitation of it. 773 00:54:57,016 --> 00:54:58,095 Peter? 774 00:54:58,350 --> 00:54:59,513 What? 775 00:55:00,144 --> 00:55:01,935 I'm awfully hungry. 776 00:55:02,187 --> 00:55:03,682 It's just your imagination. 777 00:55:03,814 --> 00:55:05,273 No it isn't. 778 00:55:05,607 --> 00:55:08,395 I'm hungry and scared. 779 00:55:08,736 --> 00:55:11,405 You can't be hungry and scared both at the same time. 780 00:55:11,488 --> 00:55:12,864 Well, I am. 781 00:55:12,948 --> 00:55:15,320 If you're scared, it scares the hunger out of you. 782 00:55:15,409 --> 00:55:17,781 Not if you're more hungry than scared. 783 00:55:17,995 --> 00:55:20,912 All right, you win. Let's forget about it. 784 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:25,825 I can't forget it. I'm still hungry. 785 00:55:26,461 --> 00:55:30,245 Holy smoke! Why did I ever get mixed up with you? 786 00:55:31,383 --> 00:55:34,135 If I had any sense, I'd be in New York by this time. 787 00:55:34,636 --> 00:55:36,344 What about your story? 788 00:55:36,430 --> 00:55:39,181 Taking a married woman back to her husband. 789 00:55:42,603 --> 00:55:45,603 I turned out to be the prize sucker. 790 00:55:46,899 --> 00:55:49,603 All right, come on. Your bed's all ready. 791 00:55:50,652 --> 00:55:52,894 I'll get my clothes all wrinkled. 792 00:55:52,988 --> 00:55:54,565 - Then take them off. - What? 793 00:55:54,656 --> 00:55:58,903 All right, don't take them off. Do what you please, but shut up about it. 794 00:56:29,482 --> 00:56:32,269 You're becoming awfully disagreeable lately. 795 00:56:32,569 --> 00:56:35,938 You just snap my head off every time I open my mouth. 796 00:56:38,908 --> 00:56:42,242 If being with me is so distasteful to you, you can leave. 797 00:56:44,205 --> 00:56:46,412 You can leave any time you see fit. 798 00:56:47,542 --> 00:56:49,665 Nobody's holding you here. 799 00:56:51,045 --> 00:56:52,919 I can get along. 800 00:56:58,636 --> 00:56:59,917 Peter? 801 00:57:02,599 --> 00:57:03,797 Peter! 802 00:57:12,608 --> 00:57:14,731 - What's the matter? - I was so scared! 803 00:57:14,819 --> 00:57:18,603 What's got into you? I left for a minute to find you something to eat. 804 00:57:18,698 --> 00:57:19,860 I know but.... 805 00:57:19,991 --> 00:57:22,030 Here, eat your head off. 806 00:57:22,159 --> 00:57:23,618 I don't want it now. 807 00:57:23,703 --> 00:57:26,276 - I thought you said you were hungry. - I was, but-- 808 00:57:26,414 --> 00:57:27,694 But what? 809 00:57:27,790 --> 00:57:30,363 I was so scared, it scared the hunger-- 810 00:57:30,543 --> 00:57:33,828 Holy jumping catfish. You drive a guy crazy. 811 00:58:17,006 --> 00:58:19,129 It's liable to get chilly before morning. 812 00:58:19,341 --> 00:58:20,919 Better use this. 813 00:58:57,212 --> 00:58:58,754 What are you thinking about? 814 00:59:00,715 --> 00:59:03,385 By a strange coincidence, I was thinking of you. 815 00:59:04,719 --> 00:59:06,712 - Really? - Yeah. 816 00:59:08,098 --> 00:59:11,431 I was just wondering what makes dames like you so dizzy. 817 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,085 What did you say we're supposed to be doing? 818 00:59:48,221 --> 00:59:49,419 Hitchhiking. 819 00:59:51,808 --> 00:59:55,473 You've given me a very good example of the hiking. 820 00:59:55,812 --> 00:59:57,888 Where does the hitching come in? 821 00:59:57,981 --> 01:00:00,472 It's a little early yet. No cars out. 822 01:00:02,902 --> 01:00:04,811 If it's the same to you... 823 01:00:05,947 --> 01:00:09,150 ...I'm going to sit right here and wait until they come. 824 01:00:20,002 --> 01:00:21,378 You got a toothpick? 825 01:00:21,629 --> 01:00:24,202 - What's the matter? - I got hay in my teeth. 826 01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:27,875 No, I haven't got a toothpick. Here, I got a penknife, though. 827 01:00:28,386 --> 01:00:29,465 Now hold still. 828 01:00:29,554 --> 01:00:32,091 - Be careful. - All right. Where is it? 829 01:00:33,599 --> 01:00:35,307 All right, now hold still. 830 01:00:36,727 --> 01:00:38,601 Here. Get it? 831 01:00:39,313 --> 01:00:40,558 Thanks. 832 01:00:40,982 --> 01:00:44,600 You should have swallowed that. You won't have any breakfast, you know? 833 01:00:44,694 --> 01:00:46,437 You needn't rub it in. 834 01:00:50,616 --> 01:00:53,072 - What are you eating? - Carrots. 835 01:00:53,202 --> 01:00:55,527 - Raw? - Want one? 836 01:00:55,746 --> 01:00:59,993 No. Why didn't you get me something I could eat? 837 01:01:00,084 --> 01:01:04,247 That's right, I forgot. The idea of offering a raw carrot to an Andrews. 838 01:01:04,588 --> 01:01:07,708 You don't think I'm going around panhandling for you, do you? 839 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,421 Have one of these. Best thing for you, carrots. 840 01:01:10,511 --> 01:01:12,587 I hate the horrid things. 841 01:01:14,807 --> 01:01:18,258 I wish you wouldn't talk so much. Now we let a car get away. 842 01:01:18,394 --> 01:01:20,801 And suppose nobody stops for us? 843 01:01:20,979 --> 01:01:24,479 They'll stop all right. It's a matter of knowing how to handle them. 844 01:01:24,566 --> 01:01:26,226 And you're an expert I suppose. 845 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,192 Expert. And I'll write a book about it. Call it "The Hitchhiker's Hail." 846 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,151 There's no end to your accomplishments, is there? 847 01:01:33,534 --> 01:01:35,277 - You think it's simple? - No. 848 01:01:35,494 --> 01:01:38,578 Well, it is simple. It's all in that old thumb, see? 849 01:01:38,872 --> 01:01:41,909 Some people do it like this. Or like this. 850 01:01:43,418 --> 01:01:45,162 All wrong. Never get anywhere. 851 01:01:45,254 --> 01:01:46,333 The poor things. 852 01:01:46,421 --> 01:01:50,170 But that old thumb never fails. It's all a matter of how you do it, though. 853 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,756 Now you take No. 1, for instance. 854 01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:56,588 That's a short jerky movement, like this. That shows independence. 855 01:01:56,682 --> 01:01:59,351 You don't care if they stop or not. You got money. 856 01:01:59,434 --> 01:02:02,684 - Clever. - No. 2, that's a little wider movement. 857 01:02:02,771 --> 01:02:05,096 Smile goes with this one, like this. 858 01:02:06,650 --> 01:02:09,853 That means you got a brand-new story about the farmer's daughter. 859 01:02:11,405 --> 01:02:13,563 You figured that out all by yourself? 860 01:02:13,824 --> 01:02:17,358 That's nothing. No. 3, that's a pip. That's the pitiful one. 861 01:02:17,452 --> 01:02:20,121 When you're broke and hungry, everything looks black. 862 01:02:20,205 --> 01:02:24,072 It's a long sweeping movement like this. Gotta follow through, though. 863 01:02:25,043 --> 01:02:26,703 That's amazing. 864 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:30,253 But it's no good, if you haven't got a long face to go with it. 865 01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:31,668 Here comes a car. 866 01:02:31,758 --> 01:02:34,331 Okay. Now watch me. I'm gonna use No. 1. 867 01:02:34,427 --> 01:02:37,631 Keep your eye on that thumb, baby, and see what happens. 868 01:02:43,061 --> 01:02:45,469 I still got my eye on the thumb. 869 01:02:45,730 --> 01:02:48,601 Something must have gone wrong. I'll try No. 2. 870 01:02:49,234 --> 01:02:51,985 When you get to 100, wake me up. 871 01:03:31,734 --> 01:03:34,569 I don't think I'll write that book after all. 872 01:03:34,904 --> 01:03:37,146 Think of all the fun you had, though. 873 01:03:38,866 --> 01:03:40,740 You mind if I try? 874 01:03:41,535 --> 01:03:42,567 You? 875 01:03:43,788 --> 01:03:45,661 Don't make me laugh. 876 01:03:47,124 --> 01:03:50,659 You're such a smart aleck. Nobody knows anything but you. 877 01:03:51,253 --> 01:03:54,124 I'll stop a car and I won't use my thumb. 878 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,251 What are you gonna do? 879 01:03:56,675 --> 01:03:58,585 It's a system all my own. 880 01:04:19,198 --> 01:04:21,903 Aren't you going to give me a little credit? 881 01:04:22,117 --> 01:04:23,446 What for? 882 01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:28,612 I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb. 883 01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:32,826 Why didn't you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped 40 cars. 884 01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,375 I'll remember that when we need 40 cars. 885 01:04:36,131 --> 01:04:39,749 So, you're just married? That's pretty good. 886 01:04:39,968 --> 01:04:45,176 But if I was young, that's the way I'd spend my honeymoon. Hitchhiking. 887 01:04:45,432 --> 01:04:49,726 Yes, sir. "Hitchhiking down the highway 888 01:04:49,811 --> 01:04:53,809 "Of love on a honeymoon 889 01:04:53,982 --> 01:04:56,817 "Hitchhiking down the highway, down" 890 01:05:08,747 --> 01:05:11,072 Aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil? 891 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,284 Tonsil? Me? No. 892 01:05:14,252 --> 01:05:18,879 Me burn a tonsil? "My tonsils won't burn" 893 01:05:20,091 --> 01:05:22,547 All right, let it go. 894 01:05:22,761 --> 01:05:24,006 "Turn" 895 01:05:33,605 --> 01:05:34,885 How about a bite to eat? 896 01:05:35,023 --> 01:05:37,596 - That would be lovely. - No thanks, we're not hungry. 897 01:05:37,692 --> 01:05:39,851 Young people in love are never hungry. 898 01:05:39,945 --> 01:05:40,775 No. 899 01:05:40,862 --> 01:05:43,649 "Young people in love 900 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:47,690 "Are very seldom hungry 901 01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:53,285 "People in love are very seldom hungry" 902 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:57,334 What were you going to do? Gold dig that guy for a meal? 903 01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,709 Sure, I was. No fooling, I'm hungry. 904 01:06:01,132 --> 01:06:02,626 Eat a carrot. 905 01:06:03,384 --> 01:06:04,416 No. 906 01:06:05,637 --> 01:06:07,131 I'm going in to ask him. 907 01:06:07,221 --> 01:06:09,298 You do and I'll break your neck. 908 01:06:21,361 --> 01:06:24,065 Come on, let's get out of here. Stretch our legs. 909 01:06:50,514 --> 01:06:51,843 I'm sorry.... 910 01:06:52,266 --> 01:06:53,844 That's all right. 911 01:07:05,571 --> 01:07:07,860 Hey! Come here! 912 01:07:08,824 --> 01:07:11,149 You've got my suitcase! 913 01:07:33,557 --> 01:07:35,265 What happened to you? I was worried. 914 01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,639 - Get in. - Look at your face! You've got a cut! 915 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,644 Well, what happened? 916 01:07:39,730 --> 01:07:43,395 A road thief. Picks people up, runs off with their things. What a racket. 917 01:07:43,484 --> 01:07:44,894 How'd you get the car? 918 01:07:44,985 --> 01:07:48,152 I gave him a black eye for it and had to tie him up to a tree. 919 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:22,345 Can't be much gas left in this thing. 920 01:08:22,856 --> 01:08:24,932 Gotta start promoting some. 921 01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:29,777 Better take the things out of the pocket of that coat. 922 01:08:30,530 --> 01:08:32,653 That'll be good for ten gallons. 923 01:09:07,984 --> 01:09:11,270 I haven't changed my mind, Westley. I want you to understand that. 924 01:09:11,362 --> 01:09:14,032 I don't like you. Never have. Never will. 925 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,032 Now that's clear enough, isn't it? 926 01:09:16,117 --> 01:09:18,786 You've made it evident by your threats of annulment. 927 01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:20,697 It hasn't worried me for a minute. 928 01:09:20,830 --> 01:09:23,321 Ellie and I got married because we love each other. 929 01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:27,290 She's proving it. As far as I'm concerned, there's going to be no annulment. 930 01:09:27,378 --> 01:09:32,585 I see. You've got hold of a good thing and you're going to hang on to it? 931 01:09:33,593 --> 01:09:38,171 All right, you win. I'll just have to get used to you. 932 01:09:38,598 --> 01:09:42,430 I admit, I'm licked. But it's only because I'm worried. 933 01:09:43,352 --> 01:09:46,935 If I don't find her soon, I'll go crazy. 934 01:09:47,023 --> 01:09:50,937 I could have helped if it hadn't been for you. I've been watched so closely-- 935 01:09:51,027 --> 01:09:56,234 I know. Well, you can help now. I've got a room full of reporters in there. 936 01:09:56,782 --> 01:09:58,905 Now, I want you to make a statement. 937 01:09:59,076 --> 01:10:02,908 Say that we've talked things over and come to an understanding. 938 01:10:02,997 --> 01:10:06,662 And that if she returns I won't interfere with your marriage. 939 01:10:17,595 --> 01:10:20,050 - All right? - Yeah, that's quite all right. 940 01:10:20,139 --> 01:10:21,253 Okay. 941 01:10:21,515 --> 01:10:24,185 I hope you and your wife spend a pleasant week with us. 942 01:10:24,268 --> 01:10:26,759 So do I. Thank you. Goodnight. 943 01:10:26,854 --> 01:10:28,229 Goodnight. 944 01:10:30,524 --> 01:10:32,433 - All right, brat. - Any luck? 945 01:10:32,526 --> 01:10:35,278 Yeah. He finally agreed to let us have a cabin. 946 01:10:35,446 --> 01:10:36,726 What about the money? 947 01:10:36,822 --> 01:10:40,072 I talked him out of that idea. He thinks we're staying a week. 948 01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:42,910 - I must think something up before morning. - That's swell. 949 01:10:42,995 --> 01:10:47,787 Yeah? I'm glad you think so. If you ask me, I think it's foolish. 950 01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:53,043 I told you there's no use in staying here. We can make New York in three hours. 951 01:10:57,092 --> 01:10:59,665 I thought you were in a hurry to get back. 952 01:11:04,725 --> 01:11:08,224 Whoever heard of getting in at 3:00 in the morning? 953 01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:10,971 Everybody will be asleep. 954 01:11:16,486 --> 01:11:19,273 Okay. Cottage no. 6. 955 01:11:45,390 --> 01:11:49,719 There you go, trusting people again. How many times did I tell you-- 956 01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:53,262 But he looked like a nice, upright young fellow, Ma. 957 01:11:59,779 --> 01:12:01,439 We're on the last lap. 958 01:12:06,161 --> 01:12:08,830 Tomorrow morning, you'll be in the arms of your husband. 959 01:12:08,913 --> 01:12:10,111 Yeah. 960 01:12:12,459 --> 01:12:14,250 You'll have a great story, won't you? 961 01:12:14,794 --> 01:12:17,202 Yeah. Swell. 962 01:12:39,694 --> 01:12:40,939 Thanks. 963 01:13:16,021 --> 01:13:18,429 We certainly outsmarted your father. 964 01:13:20,109 --> 01:13:22,018 I guess you ought to be happy. 965 01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:25,068 Am I going to see you in New York? 966 01:13:27,491 --> 01:13:28,654 Nope. 967 01:13:30,953 --> 01:13:32,233 Why not? 968 01:13:33,622 --> 01:13:36,956 I don't make it a policy to run around with married women. 969 01:13:38,711 --> 01:13:41,249 There's no harm in your coming to see us. 970 01:13:42,798 --> 01:13:44,257 Not interested. 971 01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,928 Won't I ever see you again? 972 01:13:50,889 --> 01:13:52,965 What for? I've served my purpose! 973 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,800 I brought you back to King Westley. That's what you wanted, wasn't it? 974 01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:35,256 Have you ever been in love, Peter? 975 01:14:36,935 --> 01:14:38,014 Me? 976 01:14:39,521 --> 01:14:40,434 Yes. 977 01:14:42,441 --> 01:14:44,978 Haven't you ever thought about it at all? 978 01:14:47,654 --> 01:14:51,319 It seems to me you could make some girl wonderfully happy. 979 01:14:53,368 --> 01:14:56,285 Sure, I've thought about it. Who hasn't? 980 01:15:00,291 --> 01:15:02,865 If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. 981 01:15:04,546 --> 01:15:06,040 Where are you gonna find her? 982 01:15:06,131 --> 01:15:08,538 Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive. 983 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,798 They don't come that way anymore. 984 01:15:15,723 --> 01:15:17,716 Have I ever thought about it? 985 01:15:19,394 --> 01:15:22,513 I've even been sucker enough to make plans. 986 01:15:28,194 --> 01:15:32,986 I saw an island in the Pacific once. Never been able to forget it. 987 01:15:36,577 --> 01:15:38,237 That's where I'd like to take her. 988 01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:42,912 She'd have to be the sort of a girl... 989 01:15:43,126 --> 01:15:46,708 ...who'd jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. 990 01:15:52,802 --> 01:15:57,760 Nights when you, the moon and the water all become one. 991 01:15:58,849 --> 01:16:02,135 You feel you're part of something big and marvellous. 992 01:16:04,563 --> 01:16:07,055 That's the only place to live. 993 01:16:08,192 --> 01:16:13,020 The stars are so close overhead you feel you could reach up and stir them around. 994 01:16:18,911 --> 01:16:20,904 I've been thinking about it. 995 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:26,074 Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those things. 996 01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:36,541 Take me with you, Peter. Take me to your island. 997 01:16:36,637 --> 01:16:39,389 I want to do all those things you talked about. 998 01:16:40,766 --> 01:16:42,925 You better go back to your bed. 999 01:16:43,894 --> 01:16:47,263 I love you. Nothing else matters. But we can run away. 1000 01:16:47,356 --> 01:16:51,104 Everything will take care of itself. Please, Peter... 1001 01:16:51,819 --> 01:16:54,488 ...I can't let you out of my life now. 1002 01:16:55,614 --> 01:16:58,152 I couldn't live without you. 1003 01:17:11,839 --> 01:17:13,997 You'd better go back to your bed. 1004 01:17:23,392 --> 01:17:24,802 I'm sorry. 1005 01:18:03,682 --> 01:18:06,386 Did you mean that? Would you really go? 1006 01:18:46,516 --> 01:18:49,552 All I'm asking is enough gas to get me to New York. 1007 01:18:49,685 --> 01:18:51,228 That bag's worth $25. 1008 01:18:52,188 --> 01:18:54,145 I got a bag. I got one for Christmas-- 1009 01:18:54,232 --> 01:18:56,805 Here's what I'll do. I'll come back in the morning... 1010 01:18:56,901 --> 01:18:59,059 ...and buy it back from you with a $10 profit. 1011 01:18:59,153 --> 01:19:01,442 - What do you say? - I ain't got a hat. 1012 01:19:01,781 --> 01:19:03,738 - What? - I ain't got a hat. 1013 01:19:04,283 --> 01:19:06,953 Well, you got one now. Come on, fill her up. 1014 01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:18,001 Where you been all this time? Everybody's been asking about you. 1015 01:19:18,089 --> 01:19:21,873 Get me one drink. Nobody disturbs me for the next half hour. 1016 01:19:21,967 --> 01:19:23,165 Sure, boss. 1017 01:19:25,930 --> 01:19:27,044 Hello, Agnes. 1018 01:19:27,139 --> 01:19:30,555 - Don't. He'll shoot you on sight. - Haven't been shot at in days. 1019 01:19:30,643 --> 01:19:33,560 - Get out of here! Get out! - Now listen, Joe. 1020 01:19:33,646 --> 01:19:34,641 Don't "Joe" me. 1021 01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:36,189 All right, Joe. Listen. 1022 01:19:36,273 --> 01:19:37,732 You know I've always liked you. 1023 01:19:37,817 --> 01:19:40,355 Anytime I could help you, ran across a good story... 1024 01:19:40,444 --> 01:19:43,445 ...I came running to you with it. I got one now. 1025 01:19:43,697 --> 01:19:46,105 The wires were on the level. The biggest scoop ever. 1026 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,943 - It's yours. - About the Andrews kid? 1027 01:19:48,077 --> 01:19:51,493 I've got it all written up, ready to go. All I want is a $1,000. 1028 01:19:51,622 --> 01:19:53,282 A $1,000? Get out of here before-- 1029 01:19:53,374 --> 01:19:55,450 Don't get sore. You gotta do this for me. 1030 01:19:55,542 --> 01:19:58,080 I need a $1,000 and I need it quick. I'm in a jam. 1031 01:19:58,170 --> 01:19:59,830 What's the $1,000 for? 1032 01:19:59,922 --> 01:20:01,546 To tear down the walls of Jericho. 1033 01:20:01,632 --> 01:20:03,423 Never mind. If I told you that... 1034 01:20:03,509 --> 01:20:05,585 ...Ellen Andrews will annul her marriage? 1035 01:20:05,677 --> 01:20:07,670 - She'll marry somebody else. - You're drunk. 1036 01:20:07,763 --> 01:20:09,672 Would such a story be worth $1,000 to you? 1037 01:20:09,765 --> 01:20:12,600 - If it was on the level. - I got it, Joe. 1038 01:20:14,811 --> 01:20:17,931 - Who's the guy she's gonna marry? - I am. 1039 01:20:19,525 --> 01:20:21,268 - You? - Yes. 1040 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,610 Now I know you're drunk. I'm going home. Don't annoy me anymore. 1041 01:20:24,696 --> 01:20:27,234 For heaven sakes! Stop being an editor for a minute. 1042 01:20:27,324 --> 01:20:30,029 We know each other. You ought to know when I'm serious. 1043 01:20:30,118 --> 01:20:32,823 This is on the level. I met her on a bus from Miami. 1044 01:20:32,913 --> 01:20:35,534 I've been with her every minute. I'm in love with her. 1045 01:20:35,624 --> 01:20:38,245 You gotta get me this money now, quick. Minutes count. 1046 01:20:38,335 --> 01:20:40,458 She's waiting for me outside Philadelphia. 1047 01:20:40,545 --> 01:20:43,582 I gotta get right back. She doesn't even know I'm gone. 1048 01:20:43,715 --> 01:20:47,084 A guy can't propose to a gal without a cent in the world, can he? 1049 01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:51,549 What a story. On her way to join husband, Ellen Andrews-- 1050 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,134 That's it. 1051 01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:56,761 Let me see that a minute. 1052 01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:00,554 Zeke! 1053 01:21:04,152 --> 01:21:07,153 I told you, you couldn't trust him. He's gone. 1054 01:21:07,322 --> 01:21:08,187 Who? 1055 01:21:08,365 --> 01:21:12,113 The fella who was gonna stay a week. He skipped and took the car with him, too. 1056 01:21:12,202 --> 01:21:15,487 We wouldn't have known till morning if I hadn't took that magnesia. 1057 01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:18,367 Get up, don't lay there. Let's do something about it. 1058 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:21,708 There ain't nothing we can do if he's gone. 1059 01:21:35,809 --> 01:21:37,386 See that? They're gone. 1060 01:21:37,519 --> 01:21:40,685 Looks like it, don't it? What's this? 1061 01:21:41,856 --> 01:21:44,264 Ma! Here's the woman. 1062 01:21:44,776 --> 01:21:47,148 - What's the matter? - Where's your husband? 1063 01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:50,323 - Husband? - Yes, if he is your husband. 1064 01:21:52,283 --> 01:21:55,450 - Isn't he here? - No, he ain't. The car's gone, too. 1065 01:21:57,497 --> 01:21:59,240 You got any money? 1066 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,582 - No. - Then you'll have to git! 1067 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,459 Yeah. You'll have to git. 1068 01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:09,133 Please, may I use your phone? I've got to call New York. 1069 01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:11,293 You ain't gonna stick me for no phone call. 1070 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:15,763 Go to the sheriff's office, a quarter mile down the road. They'll fix you up. 1071 01:22:17,475 --> 01:22:22,018 And listen, next time you better not come back here. I run a respectable place. 1072 01:22:26,025 --> 01:22:29,192 - Thanks, you saved my life. - Okay. So long kid and good luck. 1073 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:33,358 Goodbye. You're beautiful. All women are beautiful. 1074 01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:36,991 For my dough, he's still the best newspaper man in the business. 1075 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:39,741 Get Hank, quick. Boy, what a yarn. 1076 01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:41,653 Hold up the morning edition. 1077 01:22:41,749 --> 01:22:44,418 Break down the front page. We'll have a new layout. 1078 01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:48,285 Send in a couple of rewrite men. And Hank, listen. Don't do a thing. 1079 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:52,627 I've got a story that'll make your hair curl. Wait a minute. Don't annoy me, I'm busy. 1080 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:57,131 Agnes, send Mike in here! Dig up all the pictures on that Andrews kid. 1081 01:22:57,223 --> 01:23:01,801 And Hank, listen, get Haley out of bed. I want a cartoon and I want it quick. 1082 01:23:02,436 --> 01:23:04,559 Westley's in it. He's waiting at the church... 1083 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,601 ...with tears on his face. The bride didn't show up. 1084 01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:09,897 Old Man Andrews is laughing his head off. 1085 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:13,686 Everything exaggerated. Snap into it. What is it? 1086 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,400 Ellen Andrews? You're crazy. 1087 01:23:18,577 --> 01:23:22,277 I'm not. She phoned her father from an auto camp asking him to come. 1088 01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:25,409 He's getting a police escort and Westley's going along. 1089 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:27,956 Yes, she's been travelling by bus. 1090 01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:31,046 When she found out her father and Westley made up, she phoned. 1091 01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:34,880 Okay, grab a car and stay with them. Get Hank again. 1092 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:38,088 Agnes, get me a doctor, I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. 1093 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:40,671 Hank, forget what I told you. I'm having a nightmare. 1094 01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:44,431 Agnes, you call the police department. Tell them to find Peter Warne. 1095 01:23:44,519 --> 01:23:47,307 Send out a general alarm. I want that dirty crook pinched. 1096 01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:48,227 You want us? 1097 01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,481 Change the front page! Ellen Andrews just phoned her father. 1098 01:23:51,568 --> 01:23:54,522 She's going home. She found out Dad withdrew his objections. 1099 01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:57,186 She gave herself up. Spread it all over the place! 1100 01:23:57,282 --> 01:24:01,066 Play it up big! Major league! "Love Triumphant." Go on, hop to it. 1101 01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:02,240 Okay. 1102 01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:21,347 Come on, baby. We gotta get there before she wakes up. 1103 01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:34,480 Can't you drive any faster? 1104 01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:43,443 "Young people in love are never hungry" 1105 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:55,713 Come on, baby. We've got a police escort. 1106 01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:09,809 Come on, baby. They can't make a sucker out of us. 1107 01:25:13,733 --> 01:25:16,853 All right, come on. Step back. Give them room. 1108 01:25:16,944 --> 01:25:18,736 Come on, step back. 1109 01:25:20,865 --> 01:25:23,023 How about a picture for the paper, Mr. Andrews? 1110 01:25:23,117 --> 01:25:26,118 Wait till she gets home. Later, boys. Later. 1111 01:25:35,045 --> 01:25:40,253 "He floats through the air with the greatest of ease 1112 01:25:40,384 --> 01:25:44,713 "The daring young man on the flying trapeze" 1113 01:25:58,402 --> 01:26:00,062 Get that thing out of the way! 1114 01:26:00,154 --> 01:26:04,068 Keep your britches on, we'll get it out. 1115 01:26:26,638 --> 01:26:28,430 Hey, you darn fool! 1116 01:27:34,289 --> 01:27:38,037 Ellen Andrews is going to marry that Westley guy again. 1117 01:27:47,302 --> 01:27:48,926 Gordon's out back some place. 1118 01:27:49,053 --> 01:27:52,837 When he comes in, give him this. Tell him I was just kidding. 1119 01:27:56,436 --> 01:27:59,353 - You can't get a thing done around here. - Peter was just in. 1120 01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:00,849 - What? - He left this money. 1121 01:28:00,940 --> 01:28:03,229 - He said he was just kidding. - Where is he? 1122 01:28:03,317 --> 01:28:05,310 - There he goes. - Hey, Pete! 1123 01:28:08,531 --> 01:28:13,323 Hello. I'm sorry, it was just a little gag. I thought I'd have some fun with you. 1124 01:28:13,411 --> 01:28:16,281 Yeah, sure you had me going for a little while, too. 1125 01:28:16,372 --> 01:28:19,326 - It wouldn't have made a bad story at that. - No, great. 1126 01:28:19,417 --> 01:28:22,702 But that's the way things go. You think you've got a great yarn... 1127 01:28:22,795 --> 01:28:27,587 ...and then something comes along and messes up the finish. And there you are. 1128 01:28:28,384 --> 01:28:31,005 Yeah. Where am I? 1129 01:28:36,559 --> 01:28:39,476 When you sober up, come in and talk to me. 1130 01:28:40,688 --> 01:28:41,719 Thanks. 1131 01:29:07,006 --> 01:29:08,204 Ellie? 1132 01:29:08,757 --> 01:29:10,086 Hello, Dad. 1133 01:29:10,175 --> 01:29:11,835 I knocked several times. 1134 01:29:12,845 --> 01:29:15,514 I'm sorry. I must have been daydreaming. 1135 01:29:15,597 --> 01:29:19,677 Everything's set. Creating quite a furore, too. 1136 01:29:20,311 --> 01:29:22,469 Great stunt King is going to pull. 1137 01:29:23,230 --> 01:29:24,060 Stunt? 1138 01:29:24,148 --> 01:29:26,354 Yeah, he's landing on the lawn in an autogyro. 1139 01:29:29,903 --> 01:29:31,279 Yes, I heard. 1140 01:29:31,363 --> 01:29:33,356 Personally, I think it's silly, too. 1141 01:29:34,616 --> 01:29:36,490 You look lovely, child. 1142 01:29:36,577 --> 01:29:38,569 Are you pleased with the gown? 1143 01:29:39,871 --> 01:29:40,867 Ellie? 1144 01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:46,210 The gown. Yes, it's nice, isn't it? 1145 01:29:52,426 --> 01:29:54,134 What's the matter, child? 1146 01:29:57,264 --> 01:29:58,592 What's wrong? 1147 01:29:58,682 --> 01:29:59,880 Nothing. 1148 01:30:00,559 --> 01:30:03,132 You haven't changed your mind about King have you? 1149 01:30:03,270 --> 01:30:04,349 No. 1150 01:30:04,563 --> 01:30:08,892 Because if you have, it isn't too late. You know how I feel about him. 1151 01:30:09,067 --> 01:30:12,353 Well, you gave me such a scare when I couldn't find you. 1152 01:30:12,529 --> 01:30:15,364 You know, the old pump isn't what it used to be. 1153 01:30:15,907 --> 01:30:20,450 I'm sorry, Father. I wouldn't hurt you for anything in the world. You know that. 1154 01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:22,364 What's the matter, child? 1155 01:30:23,665 --> 01:30:25,076 Aren't you happy? 1156 01:30:28,253 --> 01:30:29,996 I thought so. 1157 01:30:30,505 --> 01:30:33,292 I knew there was something on your mind. 1158 01:30:35,301 --> 01:30:37,093 There, now. 1159 01:30:39,305 --> 01:30:40,883 What's the matter? 1160 01:30:42,559 --> 01:30:45,725 You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you? 1161 01:30:47,647 --> 01:30:48,975 Have you? 1162 01:30:52,527 --> 01:30:55,397 I haven't seen you cry since you were a baby. 1163 01:30:56,573 --> 01:30:58,695 This must be serious. 1164 01:31:00,034 --> 01:31:01,659 Where'd you meet him? 1165 01:31:03,705 --> 01:31:05,163 On the road. 1166 01:31:05,415 --> 01:31:08,332 Now don't tell me you've fallen in love with a bus driver? 1167 01:31:08,459 --> 01:31:09,740 Oh, no. 1168 01:31:14,465 --> 01:31:15,663 Who is he? 1169 01:31:17,051 --> 01:31:19,293 I don't know very much about him. 1170 01:31:20,221 --> 01:31:22,178 Except that I love him. 1171 01:31:22,431 --> 01:31:25,682 If it's as serious as all that, we'll move heaven and earth to-- 1172 01:31:25,810 --> 01:31:29,179 No, it's no use. He despises me. 1173 01:31:29,647 --> 01:31:30,512 Come now. 1174 01:31:30,606 --> 01:31:33,691 Yes, he does. He despises everything about me. 1175 01:31:33,859 --> 01:31:39,862 He says that I'm spoiled and selfish and pampered and thoroughly insincere. 1176 01:31:40,241 --> 01:31:41,652 Ridiculous. 1177 01:31:42,118 --> 01:31:44,609 He doesn't think so much of you, either. 1178 01:31:44,745 --> 01:31:45,741 Well, I-- 1179 01:31:45,830 --> 01:31:48,747 And he blames you for everything that's wrong with me. 1180 01:31:48,999 --> 01:31:51,573 He says you raised me stupidly. 1181 01:31:52,086 --> 01:31:55,003 And now that's a fine man to fall in love with. 1182 01:31:55,548 --> 01:31:57,208 He's marvellous. 1183 01:31:57,466 --> 01:32:00,633 What are we going to do about it? Where is he? 1184 01:32:01,762 --> 01:32:04,680 - I don't know. - I'd like to have a talk with him. 1185 01:32:04,849 --> 01:32:08,977 It wouldn't do any good. I practically threw myself at him. 1186 01:32:09,728 --> 01:32:13,596 Under the circumstances, don't you think we'd better call this thing off? 1187 01:32:14,984 --> 01:32:16,561 No, I'll go through with it. 1188 01:32:16,652 --> 01:32:19,606 But that's silly. Seeing the way you feel about him. 1189 01:32:19,780 --> 01:32:22,947 No, it doesn't matter. I don't want to stir up any more trouble. 1190 01:32:23,075 --> 01:32:25,317 I've done it all my life. 1191 01:32:25,411 --> 01:32:28,910 I've made your life miserable. And mine, too. 1192 01:32:29,873 --> 01:32:35,081 I'm tired, father. I'm tired of running around in circles. 1193 01:32:36,088 --> 01:32:39,587 He's right, that's what I've been doing ever since I can remember. 1194 01:32:40,425 --> 01:32:42,169 I've got to settle down. 1195 01:32:43,178 --> 01:32:46,263 It doesn't matter how, where, or with whom. 1196 01:32:47,891 --> 01:32:50,643 You've changed, Ellie. 1197 01:32:51,353 --> 01:32:55,979 I can't walk out on King now. It would make us all look so ridiculous. 1198 01:32:56,817 --> 01:33:00,186 Anyway, what difference does it make? 1199 01:33:01,321 --> 01:33:03,361 I'll never see Peter again. 1200 01:33:03,615 --> 01:33:05,323 Is that his name? 1201 01:33:07,202 --> 01:33:08,661 Peter Warne. 1202 01:33:09,871 --> 01:33:11,579 Peter Warne. 1203 01:33:14,459 --> 01:33:15,918 Why, do you know him? 1204 01:33:16,044 --> 01:33:17,669 Why, no. 1205 01:33:17,963 --> 01:33:20,536 Father, you haven't heard from him, have you? 1206 01:33:20,674 --> 01:33:23,793 - Don't be silly, of course. - Please, what's that? 1207 01:33:36,648 --> 01:33:40,598 I guess that was his only interest in me, wasn't it? 1208 01:33:40,735 --> 01:33:43,819 - The reward. - I'm sorry you read it. 1209 01:33:43,905 --> 01:33:46,906 - Are you going to see him? - I suppose so. 1210 01:33:48,076 --> 01:33:52,026 Certainly. Pay him off. He's entitled to it. He did an excellent job. 1211 01:33:52,413 --> 01:33:56,660 He kept me thoroughly entertained. It's worth every penny he gets. 1212 01:33:57,001 --> 01:33:59,706 Thank you, Mary. That's just what I needed. 1213 01:33:59,837 --> 01:34:01,960 Mr. Westley's on his way up. 1214 01:34:02,090 --> 01:34:03,833 Fine, have him come in. 1215 01:34:10,598 --> 01:34:12,140 I'll be going. 1216 01:34:23,444 --> 01:34:26,813 If it isn't the bridegroom himself. You're just in time, King. 1217 01:34:26,906 --> 01:34:28,317 How are you, Ellie? 1218 01:34:29,158 --> 01:34:30,072 You happy? 1219 01:34:30,159 --> 01:34:32,697 Happy? Why shouldn't I be happy? 1220 01:34:33,079 --> 01:34:35,155 Here we are, let's drink. 1221 01:34:35,248 --> 01:34:38,581 It's up to you now. I want our life to be full of excitement. 1222 01:34:38,668 --> 01:34:41,953 We'll never let up, will we? Never a dull moment. 1223 01:34:42,088 --> 01:34:44,579 We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. 1224 01:34:45,174 --> 01:34:49,468 - Promise you'll never let me get off. - Whatever you say, darling. It's a promise. 1225 01:35:05,986 --> 01:35:08,275 Yeah. Who? 1226 01:35:10,991 --> 01:35:12,569 Why can't I see you at your office? 1227 01:35:12,868 --> 01:35:16,284 I'm leaving for Washington tonight. I may be gone several weeks. 1228 01:35:16,372 --> 01:35:19,538 I thought, perhaps, you'd like to get this thing settled. 1229 01:35:19,708 --> 01:35:23,208 Yeah. But I don't like the idea of butting in on your jamboree. 1230 01:35:23,295 --> 01:35:25,965 Between you and me, those things give me a stiff pain. 1231 01:35:26,048 --> 01:35:29,333 You don't have to see anybody. You can come directly to my study. 1232 01:35:29,468 --> 01:35:31,959 No. Why do I wanna-- 1233 01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:39,469 Hey, wait a minute. Maybe I will come over. Yeah. 1234 01:35:39,853 --> 01:35:42,973 I'd like to get a load of that three ring circus you're pulling. 1235 01:35:43,065 --> 01:35:45,686 I wanna see what love looks like when it's triumphant. 1236 01:35:45,776 --> 01:35:48,018 I haven't had a good laugh in a week. 1237 01:35:50,948 --> 01:35:51,647 Mr. Warne? 1238 01:35:51,740 --> 01:35:52,903 Yeah. 1239 01:35:55,702 --> 01:35:58,027 - Sit down. - Thanks. 1240 01:35:58,413 --> 01:36:02,328 I was surprised to get your note. My daughter hadn't told me anything... 1241 01:36:02,417 --> 01:36:04,410 ...about you. About your helping her. 1242 01:36:04,503 --> 01:36:07,622 That's typical of your daughter. Takes those things for granted. 1243 01:36:07,756 --> 01:36:10,247 Why did she think I lugged her from Miami? 1244 01:36:10,467 --> 01:36:13,136 She thinks you're entitled to anything you can get. 1245 01:36:13,220 --> 01:36:17,467 She does? Isn't that sweet of her? You don't, I suppose. 1246 01:36:17,599 --> 01:36:22,060 Well, I don't know. I'll have to see on what you base your claim. 1247 01:36:22,145 --> 01:36:24,019 I presume you feel justified. 1248 01:36:24,105 --> 01:36:27,557 If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I got it all itemised. 1249 01:36:30,237 --> 01:36:35,231 "Cash outlay, $8.60. Top coat, $15. 1250 01:36:35,325 --> 01:36:38,077 "Suitcase, $7.50. Hat, $4. 1251 01:36:38,161 --> 01:36:43,997 "Three shirts, $4.50. Total, $39.60. 1252 01:36:44,501 --> 01:36:47,585 "All of the above items had to be sold to buy gasoline." 1253 01:36:47,754 --> 01:36:50,755 And I sold some shorts and socks, too. I'm throwing those in. 1254 01:36:50,882 --> 01:36:54,167 - Yes, I know. - What's the matter? Isn't it cheap enough? 1255 01:36:54,469 --> 01:36:57,090 Trip like that'd cost you a $1,000, maybe more. 1256 01:36:57,180 --> 01:37:02,387 Now, let me get this straight. You want $39.60 in addition to the $10,000? 1257 01:37:02,811 --> 01:37:04,388 What 10,000? 1258 01:37:04,854 --> 01:37:06,265 The reward. 1259 01:37:07,023 --> 01:37:09,431 Who said anything about a reward? 1260 01:37:09,609 --> 01:37:12,361 I'm afraid I'm a little bit confused. I assumed-- 1261 01:37:12,445 --> 01:37:16,941 All I want is $39.60. If you give me a check for it, I'll get out of this joint. 1262 01:37:17,116 --> 01:37:18,824 It gives me the jitters. 1263 01:37:19,661 --> 01:37:22,827 - You're a peculiar chap. - We'll go into that some other time. 1264 01:37:22,914 --> 01:37:25,665 The average man would go after the reward. 1265 01:37:25,750 --> 01:37:28,122 Did anybody ever make a sucker out of you? 1266 01:37:28,211 --> 01:37:31,247 It's a matter of principle. You probably wouldn't understand. 1267 01:37:31,339 --> 01:37:35,206 When anybody takes me for a buggy ride, I don't like paying for the privilege. 1268 01:37:35,301 --> 01:37:37,210 Were you taken for a buggy ride? 1269 01:37:37,386 --> 01:37:41,218 Yes. With all the trimmings. So how about the check, do I get it? 1270 01:37:41,891 --> 01:37:43,765 - Certainly. - Thanks. 1271 01:37:58,282 --> 01:37:59,776 Here you are. 1272 01:38:00,117 --> 01:38:01,315 Thank you. 1273 01:38:02,661 --> 01:38:05,746 Do you mind if I ask you a question, frankly? 1274 01:38:06,123 --> 01:38:08,080 Do you love my daughter? 1275 01:38:09,460 --> 01:38:12,461 Any guy in love with your daughter should be examined. 1276 01:38:12,546 --> 01:38:13,922 Now that's an evasion. 1277 01:38:14,048 --> 01:38:18,211 She picked herself a perfect running mate, King Westley. The pill of the century. 1278 01:38:18,552 --> 01:38:22,420 She needs a guy that'd sock her once a day whether it's coming to her or not. 1279 01:38:22,515 --> 01:38:25,551 If you were wiser, you'd have done it yourself long ago. 1280 01:38:25,643 --> 01:38:26,841 Do you love her? 1281 01:38:26,935 --> 01:38:30,020 A normal man couldn't live with her without going nutty. 1282 01:38:30,105 --> 01:38:31,481 She's my idea of nothing. 1283 01:38:31,565 --> 01:38:33,890 I asked you a simple question! Do you love her? 1284 01:38:33,984 --> 01:38:38,148 Yes! Now don't hold that against me! I'm a little screwy myself! 1285 01:38:40,407 --> 01:38:43,278 Here's to the merry-go-round. 1286 01:38:49,625 --> 01:38:52,198 Perfect. Now you look natural. 1287 01:38:57,674 --> 01:39:00,379 - I hope you got your money. - You bet I did. 1288 01:39:00,510 --> 01:39:03,001 - Congratulations. - Thanks. Same to you. 1289 01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:06,681 Stay around and watch the fun. You'll enjoy it immensely. 1290 01:39:06,767 --> 01:39:09,139 I would, but I've got a weak stomach. 1291 01:39:15,525 --> 01:39:18,313 - I just had a long talk with him. - I'm not interested. 1292 01:39:18,403 --> 01:39:19,732 Now just a minute, Ellie. 1293 01:39:19,821 --> 01:39:22,443 I don't want to hear another word about him. 1294 01:39:35,211 --> 01:39:37,963 Come on, folks. King Westley has arrived. 1295 01:40:32,018 --> 01:40:34,307 Here they come, boys. Turn them over. 1296 01:41:02,965 --> 01:41:05,171 You're a sucker to go through with this. 1297 01:41:06,594 --> 01:41:08,670 That guy, Warne, is okay. 1298 01:41:09,013 --> 01:41:13,307 He didn't want the reward. All he asked for was $39.60. 1299 01:41:13,392 --> 01:41:16,843 It's what he spent on you. Said it was a matter of principle. 1300 01:41:16,937 --> 01:41:18,895 You took him for a ride. 1301 01:41:26,155 --> 01:41:29,156 He loves you, Ellie. He told me so. 1302 01:41:31,702 --> 01:41:34,703 You don't want to be married to a mug like Westley. 1303 01:41:35,039 --> 01:41:37,411 I can buy him off for a pot of gold. 1304 01:41:41,337 --> 01:41:43,744 And you can make an old man happy. 1305 01:41:43,839 --> 01:41:46,508 And you won't do so bad for yourself. 1306 01:41:46,925 --> 01:41:50,045 If you change your mind, your car's waiting at the back gate. 1307 01:42:01,315 --> 01:42:04,648 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God... 1308 01:42:04,735 --> 01:42:08,519 ...and in the face of this company, to join together this man and this woman... 1309 01:42:08,613 --> 01:42:13,026 ...in holy matrimony. If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully... 1310 01:42:13,118 --> 01:42:18,325 ...be joined together, let him now speak or else, hereafter forever, hold his peace. 1311 01:42:21,126 --> 01:42:26,002 King, will thou have this woman to thy wedded wife so long as you both shall live? 1312 01:42:26,506 --> 01:42:27,502 I will. 1313 01:42:28,717 --> 01:42:32,299 Ellen, will thou have this man to thy wedded husband... 1314 01:42:32,387 --> 01:42:34,676 ...so long as you both shall live? 1315 01:42:38,393 --> 01:42:39,424 Ellen! 1316 01:42:40,979 --> 01:42:42,177 Ellie! 1317 01:43:12,385 --> 01:43:13,500 What happened? 1318 01:43:13,636 --> 01:43:15,712 I haven't the slightest idea. 1319 01:43:30,486 --> 01:43:34,614 Don't want to talk to you. Don't want to talk to anybody. 1320 01:43:34,699 --> 01:43:36,276 Don't want to see anybody. 1321 01:43:36,367 --> 01:43:38,194 But it's King Westley on the phone. 1322 01:43:41,622 --> 01:43:47,874 Hello, my would be ex-son-in-law. I've sent you a check for $100,000. 1323 01:43:48,379 --> 01:43:52,958 That's the smartest thing you ever did, Westley, not to contest that annulment. 1324 01:43:53,342 --> 01:43:56,961 That's satisfactory, isn't it? It ought to be. 1325 01:43:57,221 --> 01:44:01,550 I'm not complaining. Not complaining. It was dirt-cheap. 1326 01:44:02,685 --> 01:44:05,010 Don't fall out of any windows! 1327 01:44:06,439 --> 01:44:09,642 There's another wire from Peter. They're in Glen Falls, Michigan. 1328 01:44:10,192 --> 01:44:13,811 "What's holding up the annulment, you slowpoke. 1329 01:44:14,155 --> 01:44:17,274 "The walls of Jericho are toppling." 1330 01:44:18,868 --> 01:44:23,494 Send him a telegram right away. Just say, "Let them topple." 1331 01:44:26,625 --> 01:44:28,665 - Funny couple, ain't they? - Yeah. 1332 01:44:28,836 --> 01:44:31,125 If you ask me, I don't believe they're married. 1333 01:44:31,213 --> 01:44:33,704 They're married, all right. I just seen the license. 1334 01:44:34,216 --> 01:44:37,834 They made me get them a rope and a blanket, on a night like this. 1335 01:44:37,970 --> 01:44:39,345 What do you reckon that's for? 1336 01:44:39,763 --> 01:44:42,005 Blamed if I know. I just brought them a trumpet. 1337 01:44:42,099 --> 01:44:43,178 A trumpet? 1338 01:44:43,267 --> 01:44:45,722 A toy. They sent me to the store to get it. 1339 01:44:45,811 --> 01:44:48,183 What in the world do they want a trumpet for? 1340 01:44:48,272 --> 01:44:49,434 Don't know.