1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,894 Mr Bond? 3 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,147 Yes? 4 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,192 I'm Lieutenant Mathis of the Special Police. 5 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,949 These are my credentials. 6 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,076 They appear to be in order. 7 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,411 Come with me. 8 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:02,828 They used to say a good spy is a pure spy, inside and out. 9 00:04:06,165 --> 00:04:10,002 Roses, Tanagra figurines and Debussy. 10 00:04:11,796 --> 00:04:13,923 He plays Debussy every afternoon 11 00:04:14,006 --> 00:04:17,259 from sunset until it's too dark to read the music. 12 00:04:24,183 --> 00:04:27,853 Stands on his head a lot, eats royal jelly. 13 00:04:29,188 --> 00:04:32,525 Lets his intestines down and washes them by hand. 14 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:36,153 Something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet. 15 00:04:40,491 --> 00:04:43,577 M, what gives? 16 00:04:43,661 --> 00:04:46,038 I forgot to mention lions. 17 00:04:46,163 --> 00:04:50,084 - Lions and more lions. - We're surrounded by lions. 18 00:04:53,212 --> 00:04:56,632 I did not come here to be devoured by symbols of monarchy! 19 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:58,801 I warn you, M, if this is a trap... 20 00:04:58,926 --> 00:05:02,179 Calm yourselves, gentlemen. It's no trap, I assure you. 21 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:06,225 The lions are only curious. He has few visitors. 22 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:08,686 That I can believe. 23 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,995 A veritable Eden, is it not, gentlemen? 24 00:05:26,078 --> 00:05:28,873 Eden without an Eve is an absurdity. 25 00:05:28,956 --> 00:05:31,667 A good spy is a pure spy. 26 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,378 Not good. Great. 27 00:05:34,462 --> 00:05:37,381 The greatest spy in history, gentlemen. 28 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:42,261 The true, one and only, original James Bond. 29 00:06:00,446 --> 00:06:03,532 - The gentlemen are here, Sir James. - Thank you. 30 00:06:14,335 --> 00:06:16,962 - My dear Bond. - My dear M. 31 00:06:18,422 --> 00:06:20,466 Ransome, CIA, Sir James. 32 00:06:20,591 --> 00:06:23,844 J-Junior cipher c-clerk in m-my day, weren't you, Ransome? 33 00:06:23,928 --> 00:06:30,184 Yes, sir. JCC, class G, SIC to SCCT. CIA, Washington DC. 34 00:06:31,352 --> 00:06:33,395 Smernov, KGB, Sir James. 35 00:06:33,521 --> 00:06:35,815 Ah, yes. L-Labour camp inspector. 36 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:39,610 Ikon 988, GPU, Siberian sector. 37 00:06:39,735 --> 00:06:42,363 I remember your ch-chap Lenin very well. 38 00:06:42,446 --> 00:06:45,783 First-class organiser, second-class mind. 39 00:06:45,866 --> 00:06:48,327 Le Grand, Sir James. Deuxième bureau. 40 00:06:48,452 --> 00:06:51,247 Promoted at last from the vice detail? 41 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:54,250 How incredibly well you look, James. 42 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:57,670 Time, my dear M, does not exist within these walls. 43 00:06:58,254 --> 00:07:03,926 - They ain't for real. - Yes, a far cry from our embattled world. 44 00:07:04,009 --> 00:07:06,470 In my day spying was an alternative to war. 45 00:07:06,595 --> 00:07:10,015 The spy was a member of a select and immaculate priesthood, 46 00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:14,770 vocationally d-devoted, sublimely disinterested. 47 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,941 Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat 48 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:23,821 who leaves a t-trail of beautiful dead women like blown roses behind him. 49 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:26,866 - You mean... - You know very well who I mean. 50 00:07:26,991 --> 00:07:29,952 That b-bounder to whom you gave my name and number. 51 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:33,789 My dear James, when you left us we were a small service, 52 00:07:33,914 --> 00:07:36,667 under-financed, ludicrously ill-equipped. 53 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:39,753 It was essential that your legend be maintained. 54 00:07:39,879 --> 00:07:44,175 Without a James Bond 007, no one would have respected us. 55 00:07:44,258 --> 00:07:46,385 Him and his wretched g-gadgets. 56 00:07:46,469 --> 00:07:48,846 We must make use of the weapons of our time. 57 00:07:48,971 --> 00:07:51,015 So I observe. 58 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:56,353 You, Ransome, with your trick carnation that s-spits cyanide. 59 00:07:56,437 --> 00:07:58,481 You ought to be ashamed. 60 00:07:59,523 --> 00:08:01,567 The Russians started it. 61 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:06,906 And you, Smernov, with an armoury concealed in your grotesque boots. 62 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:10,659 Listen to them tinkle. 63 00:08:11,494 --> 00:08:16,457 And you, Le Grand, with a different deadly poison in each of your fly buttons. 64 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:22,880 And you, M, with your flame-throwing fountain pens. 65 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:26,133 Y-Y-You're joke-shop spies, gentlemen. 66 00:08:26,258 --> 00:08:29,053 We are in the last half of the 20th century, Sir James. 67 00:08:29,136 --> 00:08:33,265 - Even you have to face it. - Why should I, when I can face that? 68 00:08:34,558 --> 00:08:39,605 Look at my garden. Out there, there is a black rose. 69 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:42,775 Not dark red, but black. 70 00:08:43,109 --> 00:08:45,319 As a raven's wing at midnight. 71 00:08:49,073 --> 00:08:54,120 I would not exchange one single petal for anything your world has to offer, 72 00:08:54,245 --> 00:08:57,498 including an Aston M-Martin with lethal accessories. 73 00:08:57,623 --> 00:09:01,544 You have only contempt for the proletariat, Sir James. This we know. 74 00:09:01,669 --> 00:09:05,256 If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd lost your faith in democracy. 75 00:09:05,381 --> 00:09:08,551 You can break the glass, but you can't hold back the weather. 76 00:09:08,676 --> 00:09:14,348 Things are bad. I've lost 11 agents in the last fortnight - seven killed, four missing. 77 00:09:14,473 --> 00:09:18,853 - Is my namesake among them? - He may well be tomorrow. 78 00:09:18,936 --> 00:09:21,814 Eight of ours were given the works - two in the Pentagon. 79 00:09:21,897 --> 00:09:24,567 - 16. - KGB is depleted. 80 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,777 I cannot disclose exact figures. 81 00:09:26,861 --> 00:09:30,197 The enemy has penetrated our most secret inner circles. 82 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:32,616 - He reads our very mind. - For all we know, 83 00:09:32,741 --> 00:09:34,869 he has his eye on us now. 84 00:09:34,994 --> 00:09:38,080 Are you quite sure he is not one or m-more of you? 85 00:09:38,205 --> 00:09:40,666 - No, no. - Absolutely sure. 86 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:45,171 Until this danger is past, we must stand united in the defence of all spies, 87 00:09:45,296 --> 00:09:48,299 great or small, regardless of nationality. 88 00:09:48,424 --> 00:09:53,053 Calamity makes strange b-bedfellows, but why, in the strength of your unity, 89 00:09:53,179 --> 00:09:55,890 do you disturb a gentleman in his retirement? 90 00:09:55,973 --> 00:09:58,893 We need your inspirational leadership. 91 00:09:58,976 --> 00:10:02,897 Please give us the benefit of your incomparable powers of deduction. 92 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:07,443 - For all freedom-loving peoples. - For the glorious socialist revolution. 93 00:10:07,568 --> 00:10:09,779 If I may interrupt this flow of clichés, 94 00:10:09,904 --> 00:10:13,407 it is now that time of day I have set apart for Debussy. 95 00:10:29,215 --> 00:10:32,718 Can this be the man who won a Victoria Cross at Mafeking? 96 00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:35,721 The hero of the Ashanti Uprising? 97 00:10:35,805 --> 00:10:39,475 What genius to be wasted in the service of a crumbling empire. 98 00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:43,229 Why, at the height of his powers, did Bond decide to retire? 99 00:10:47,358 --> 00:10:49,735 Mata Hari, my dear friend. 100 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:53,364 - What's the connection? - The woman in his life. 101 00:10:53,447 --> 00:10:56,200 - I don't get it. - It was his painful duty 102 00:10:56,283 --> 00:10:59,620 to lure her across the Spanish frontier into France, 103 00:10:59,703 --> 00:11:03,290 where we stood her in front of a firing squad. 104 00:11:03,415 --> 00:11:05,459 He really loved that woman. 105 00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:13,717 Well, James? 106 00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:17,471 I'm sorry, old man, but what you ask is quite impossible. 107 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:21,267 Perhaps this will change your decision. 108 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:31,444 My record speaks my loyalty. But no, not even for her, McTarry. 109 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,245 Sorry, James. 110 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:45,249 There's McTarry's signal. Stand by. 111 00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:46,584 - Zero. - On. 112 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,878 - Fire! - Fire! 113 00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:57,970 Up 200! 114 00:12:04,268 --> 00:12:06,395 - Authority to Control. - Go ahead. 115 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:09,190 Proceed with Smersh Plan B. 116 00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:14,987 Sir James Bond is back, with his morals, his vows, and his celibate image. 117 00:12:15,404 --> 00:12:17,531 We must destroy that image. 118 00:12:23,704 --> 00:12:25,164 Riverbank to Control. 119 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:28,584 - Go ahead. - The target has just entered Scotland. 120 00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:43,098 - M's castle to Control. - M's name is McTarry. Use it. 121 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,059 Plan B in operation. 122 00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:49,480 McTarry Castle completely occupied, with only one change. 123 00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:52,983 Agent Mimi is now M's widow. 124 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:56,028 Agent Mimi impersonating Lady Fiona? 125 00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:58,656 Well, she has the best Scots accent. 126 00:12:59,281 --> 00:13:01,742 And that's all that's left of the McTarry. 127 00:13:02,076 --> 00:13:06,956 Your husband d-died as he lived, Lady Fiona. In the service of Her Majesty. 128 00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:10,501 I thought it would be my p-painful duty to impart the news. 129 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:14,046 How did you know your husband M - I'm sorry, McTarry - was dead? 130 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:17,299 - We were told. - Might I ask who told you? 131 00:13:18,217 --> 00:13:20,970 - The Grey Piper. - The who? 132 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:24,723 Tell Sir James about the Grey Piper, lass. 133 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:27,476 Whenever a McTarry dies, 134 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:32,773 he comes down from the mountain, over the loch and through the heather, 135 00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:34,733 playing the clan lament. 136 00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:38,571 We always put a tappit-hen of usquebaugh outside the castle door. 137 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:41,532 - Tappit-hen? - A quart o' whisky. 138 00:13:41,615 --> 00:13:43,993 - Is he a real p-piper? - We dinna ken. 139 00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:47,037 But it's been the same one for 600 years. 140 00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:52,418 - Naught else remains? - Nothing to s-speak of, I'm afraid. 141 00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:57,381 It was found in a tree, 100 yards from where he stood. 142 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,510 Took off, as it were, and flew like a b-bird. 143 00:14:02,052 --> 00:14:04,847 But whether it is an article of apparel 144 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:08,601 or an anatomical f-feature, that is the question. 145 00:14:08,684 --> 00:14:14,148 Should it be given Christian burial? Just how p-personal is a toupee? 146 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:17,860 It can only be regarded as a "hairloom". 147 00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:22,406 Eliza, put it wi' all the other relics of McTarry glory. 148 00:14:23,991 --> 00:14:26,952 We all ken that our beloved McTarry of the Glen 149 00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:29,705 was a different man in Whitehall. 150 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:32,792 But McTarry women never ask questions. 151 00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:38,589 According to clan tradition, when the laird dies 152 00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:44,804 a black he-goat must be ta'en alive off Ben Tarry by six barefoot virgins. 153 00:14:45,471 --> 00:14:47,932 I myself slaughter it. 154 00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:52,353 The daughters wrest the stomach out, and stuff it wi' entrails. 155 00:14:52,478 --> 00:14:54,522 Bright entrails. 156 00:14:54,647 --> 00:14:57,817 Sear it, boil it, and serve it up. 157 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,111 And eat it? 158 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:04,532 - Warm reekin'. - Sounds d-delicious. 159 00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:09,411 We start feastin' at midnight, washin' the haggis down wi' usquebaugh. 160 00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:14,291 One gies strength to the limbs, the other fire to the blood for dancin'. 161 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:17,503 - Dancing? - The McTarry funeral fling. 162 00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:23,008 "Argar, argar garar goru argar" it goes. 163 00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:27,388 - Most m-moving. - Ah, we dance till we fall in our tracks. 164 00:15:27,471 --> 00:15:30,891 And after an hour's repose, the piper wakes us 165 00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:33,561 to the tune o' "Awa' to the Grouse" 166 00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:36,647 and awa' we go to the memorial grouse shoot. 167 00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:39,608 B-But surely the grouse are not in season? 168 00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:44,363 Whenever a McTarry dies, the grouse come into season. 169 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:53,372 I'm Heather. 170 00:15:54,165 --> 00:15:57,585 I'm Meg. Your bath's ready, Sir James. 171 00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,004 - Thank you. - At the end of the passage. 172 00:16:00,087 --> 00:16:04,884 - Very kind of you. - Let us help you out o' your duddies. 173 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:08,804 - No, thank you. I can manage m-my... - We always helped Daddy. 174 00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:13,058 How many of you are there? D-Daughters, I mean. 175 00:16:13,184 --> 00:16:16,937 - 11 in all. - 11? M-My word. 176 00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:21,358 And how do the ages run? 177 00:16:21,484 --> 00:16:23,694 Who is the... How young is the youngest? 178 00:16:23,819 --> 00:16:26,113 - 16. - And the eldest? 179 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:27,823 19. 180 00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:30,785 You mean there are only...? That's my loose kneecap. 181 00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:34,371 There are only three years between all 11 of you? 182 00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:36,707 Some of us are adopted daughters. 183 00:16:36,832 --> 00:16:39,585 I see. Steady. 184 00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:43,839 - Are there any m-men in the house? - Nane but the pipers. 185 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,009 My daddy only liked the lassies. 186 00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:51,096 Your d-daddy really was a d-different man in Whitehall. 187 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,521 I'm testing the temperature of the water 188 00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:42,648 as I always did for my daddy. 189 00:17:43,691 --> 00:17:46,402 He used to call me his little thermometer. 190 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,281 Well? Get in. 191 00:17:51,282 --> 00:17:53,325 - Get in? - Get in! 192 00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:07,173 You're sure I'm not c-crowding you? 193 00:18:07,298 --> 00:18:09,341 Get in. 194 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,639 Do you like your back scrubbed? 195 00:18:15,723 --> 00:18:17,766 Thank you. 196 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:23,147 - What is your n-name, my dear? - Buttercup. 197 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,317 - How old are you? - 17. 198 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:30,863 - Do you go to school? - Daddy taught us. 199 00:18:32,114 --> 00:18:34,158 There. You're as sleek as a baby. 200 00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:37,077 Now, turn round. 201 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,554 What form are you in? 202 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:59,266 Can ye nae judge that for yourself, Sir James? 203 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:01,894 - What is your favourite subject? - Anatomy. 204 00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:04,104 That's your mediastinum. 205 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,316 That's your orbicularis oris. 206 00:19:07,399 --> 00:19:09,527 That's your Azygos vein. 207 00:19:09,652 --> 00:19:14,949 That's your articular cartilage, and those are your synovial membranes. 208 00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:18,285 - Right, right. - It's getting gey cold! 209 00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:20,996 - Quite. - My daddy liked it hotter. 210 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,916 I am not your d-da... Quite. 211 00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,526 Thank you. 212 00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:56,532 - To the laird! - To the laird! 213 00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:06,000 To your right, Sir James - Lady Mary, daughter of Lord Douglas McTarry, 214 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,962 raped by the Campbells in 1622. 215 00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:12,465 In retaliation of which, 216 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:18,679 Lord Douglas sent his only son Hamish out to rape twa Campbell lassies. 217 00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:23,225 - At the same t-time? - Eldest first, of course. 218 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:27,271 As prescribed by scripture. The youngest bore him triplets. 219 00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:33,652 Their union being thus bounteously blessed, 220 00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:36,238 a contract of marriage was entered into 221 00:20:36,363 --> 00:20:41,160 which brought the McTarrys Black Loch, Ben Torn, the Shags of Raugh, 222 00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:44,371 Glen Noch, and a good stretch of salmon water. 223 00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:01,931 All the best. 224 00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:06,769 I say, does she...? 225 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:42,638 Good night, ladies. 226 00:22:41,864 --> 00:22:45,284 Sleep I've had nane for thinkin' on my dearie. 227 00:22:46,786 --> 00:22:51,081 All the long night I walk, grovellin' in grief. 228 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:53,584 Comfort me, Jamie lad. 229 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,546 Gie me your bosom to weep on. 230 00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:00,549 - Doudle me, Jamie. - Really, madam! 231 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:06,806 I hereby claim my widow's due according to McTarry tradition. 232 00:23:06,889 --> 00:23:08,933 Let me be comforted. 233 00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:12,269 Doudle me! 234 00:23:12,394 --> 00:23:17,441 A quaint custom, but one more honoured in the breach than in the observance. 235 00:23:17,525 --> 00:23:20,277 Then you'll have to pay the piper! 236 00:23:20,945 --> 00:23:23,155 The p-piper? 237 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,367 You heard me, you mean-mou'd, ill-willie cuif! 238 00:23:26,575 --> 00:23:29,036 You'll have to pay the piper! 239 00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:45,302 Robin! Jock! 240 00:23:45,886 --> 00:23:48,180 Sandy! 241 00:23:48,264 --> 00:23:52,518 You've been challenged to warsle with Sir James. 242 00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:56,397 He wants to warsle. 243 00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:08,242 I haven't warsled for years. I may be a little out of p-practice. 244 00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:44,695 Play ball! 245 00:27:23,145 --> 00:27:25,898 Ha! Superbe! 246 00:27:26,982 --> 00:27:29,109 Formidable! 247 00:27:31,695 --> 00:27:34,323 Splendide! Bravo! 248 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:41,997 Magnifique. Mais... 249 00:27:48,003 --> 00:27:50,464 Surprising how quickly it all comes back. 250 00:27:50,548 --> 00:27:54,927 Ah, well. A little b-beauty sleep before the grouse shoot, perhaps? 251 00:28:10,192 --> 00:28:12,820 Beaters, follow Marie over to the butts. 252 00:28:14,697 --> 00:28:17,491 Eliza, stay here with me for the countdown. 253 00:28:39,555 --> 00:28:44,268 Oh, my love is like a red, red rose 254 00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:48,856 that's newly sprung in June. 255 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,917 - Fire, Mission. - Roger. 256 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:53,546 - Fuse alarm missiles. - Roger. 257 00:29:53,629 --> 00:29:55,673 - Supercharge. - Roger. 258 00:29:59,426 --> 00:30:01,220 Fire. 259 00:30:10,688 --> 00:30:12,731 The button! 260 00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:17,486 The button! 261 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:21,365 The button! 262 00:30:25,578 --> 00:30:28,747 - Oh, beloved! - Good of you to join me. 263 00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:32,209 - The button! The button! - She's with him. 264 00:30:32,626 --> 00:30:34,837 Magnetic! Homing device! 265 00:30:34,962 --> 00:30:39,258 - Which button is it? Let me look! - There's a knife in my pocket. 266 00:30:40,634 --> 00:30:42,928 - See! - Take off my braces. 267 00:30:43,762 --> 00:30:45,806 My braces. 268 00:31:05,117 --> 00:31:09,163 And now, madam, if you'd be kind enough to furnish a few answers. 269 00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:13,459 Our orders were to corrupt you, to befoul your image of yourself. 270 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:15,836 Failing that, we were to kill you. 271 00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:19,381 - I see. - Look! They've found the button. 272 00:31:31,644 --> 00:31:35,064 - Who g-gave you these orders? - Authority. 273 00:31:35,189 --> 00:31:37,858 International Mothers' Help, East Berlin. 274 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,377 Jolly good sport, what? 275 00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:01,215 You're wounded. 276 00:32:03,259 --> 00:32:05,302 'Tis but a thimbleful. 277 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,764 But heart's blood. 278 00:32:10,266 --> 00:32:13,769 Farewell, Jamie. 279 00:32:15,062 --> 00:32:17,106 My dear. 280 00:32:18,357 --> 00:32:20,818 Again. Say it again. 281 00:32:21,777 --> 00:32:25,906 James Bond, my jo James. 282 00:32:27,199 --> 00:32:30,077 James Bond, my jo. 283 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:34,081 My dear. 284 00:32:34,623 --> 00:32:36,667 One more request. 285 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:39,753 The last. 286 00:32:43,966 --> 00:32:49,472 Think of me as the second woman in your life. 287 00:32:50,598 --> 00:32:53,934 The one after Mata Hari. 288 00:32:56,729 --> 00:32:59,648 Kiss me, Jamie. 289 00:32:59,732 --> 00:33:02,193 Kiss me goodbye. 290 00:33:09,241 --> 00:33:11,869 Madam! Are you quite sure you're dying? 291 00:33:13,537 --> 00:33:16,957 Not dying, but giving up my life. 292 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:20,336 I'm going to another world. 293 00:33:21,837 --> 00:33:24,673 There's a convent over that hill. 294 00:33:42,942 --> 00:33:47,196 Bond leaving Scotland now. Instructions understood. 295 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,148 Jag to Dairy. Contact in position. 296 00:34:22,231 --> 00:34:26,068 - Get ready to delivermilk. - Dairy to Jag. Understood. 297 00:34:26,152 --> 00:34:28,904 - Stand by, Remote Control. - Remote control ready. 298 00:34:28,988 --> 00:34:32,575 Speed ready. Distance ready. 299 00:34:34,577 --> 00:34:36,871 - Start milk float. - Contact. 300 00:34:48,174 --> 00:34:50,634 - Distance 75 yards. - Accelerating. 301 00:35:00,853 --> 00:35:03,481 - Prime detonators. - Check. 302 00:35:13,491 --> 00:35:15,868 - Gap has widened. - 30 yards. 303 00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:17,995 - Retract detonators. - Check. 304 00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:25,461 - Hold it. He's too close. - Dropping speed. 305 00:35:25,544 --> 00:35:27,421 Ignore Jag. Increase speed. 306 00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:15,594 - Distance gauge failing. - Vision failing. No vision. 307 00:36:18,722 --> 00:36:23,102 Switch to automatic control. Hello, Jag. Are you receiving me? 308 00:36:28,983 --> 00:36:31,735 Drop speed. I'm in direct line. 309 00:36:31,819 --> 00:36:34,280 Jag to Dairy. Drop speed now! 310 00:36:34,572 --> 00:36:36,949 Hello, Jag. Come in, Jag. 311 00:36:37,074 --> 00:36:39,118 - Detonators out. - Out. 312 00:37:05,686 --> 00:37:08,939 Good Lord! Moneypenny. You haven't changed a bit. 313 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,780 Actually, I'm Miss Moneypenny's daughter. 314 00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:22,286 - How is your dear mother? - After you left, she took the vows. 315 00:37:22,369 --> 00:37:24,914 That seems to be the in thing to do these days. 316 00:37:24,997 --> 00:37:27,541 I must say, this place brings back a few memories. 317 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,877 Yes, Mother told me some of them. 318 00:37:31,629 --> 00:37:37,176 She probably also told you that I'm partial to jasmine tea. Lapsang Souchong. 319 00:37:37,259 --> 00:37:40,763 By the way, since I came in here have you noticed me stammer? 320 00:37:40,888 --> 00:37:42,932 - No, sir. - Let me know if I do. 321 00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:45,100 I haven't got time for that now. 322 00:37:45,226 --> 00:37:48,479 - Will you be needing me tonight, sir? - Very probably. 323 00:37:48,604 --> 00:37:52,107 If I'm to take over this department, I have to know all M's secrets. 324 00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:54,819 Not his personal ones, of course. 325 00:37:55,319 --> 00:37:58,823 - May I say welcome back, Sir James. - Thank you... 326 00:37:58,906 --> 00:38:01,367 - Hadley, sir. - Of course. You were... 327 00:38:01,492 --> 00:38:05,329 - My father's son, sir. - And where is your dear father now? 328 00:38:05,412 --> 00:38:07,957 - The same place, sir. - That's encouraging. 329 00:38:08,082 --> 00:38:11,085 Bring me up to date. Who's on what assignment? 330 00:38:11,168 --> 00:38:13,838 - It's not a happy picture. - Why the black flags? 331 00:38:14,129 --> 00:38:16,173 They've been liquidated, I'm afraid. 332 00:38:16,674 --> 00:38:20,344 Finland - stabbed to death in a ladies' sauna bath, sir. 333 00:38:21,846 --> 00:38:24,723 Madrid - burnt in a blazing bordello, sir. 334 00:38:24,807 --> 00:38:28,644 And Tokyo, sir - garrotted in a geisha house. 335 00:38:29,019 --> 00:38:33,232 It's depressing that "secret agent" has become synonymous with "sex maniac". 336 00:38:33,315 --> 00:38:37,486 - Incidentally, where is my namesake? - We had to take him off the board, sir. 337 00:38:37,570 --> 00:38:39,613 He's now doing television. 338 00:38:39,989 --> 00:38:42,616 Why are there two flags in the Caribbean? 339 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:46,620 We've been out of contact for a month, sir. We're not sure which one to leave. 340 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:50,416 - Who's there? - Your nephew, sir. Jimmy Bond. 341 00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:54,170 Rather a disappointment, I'm afraid, little Jimmy. 342 00:38:54,253 --> 00:38:57,214 Listen. You can't shoot me. 343 00:38:57,298 --> 00:38:59,592 I have a very low threshold of death. 344 00:38:59,717 --> 00:39:03,888 My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time. 345 00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:09,310 What if I said I was pregnant? 346 00:39:13,856 --> 00:39:18,652 Could I have a last c-cigarette? I'm gonna give it up any day now. 347 00:39:18,777 --> 00:39:20,821 Thank you. 348 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:26,160 ¡Listos! 349 00:39:26,994 --> 00:39:29,872 You realise this means an angry letter to The Times. 350 00:39:30,456 --> 00:39:32,917 ¡Apunten! 351 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,960 ¡Fuego! 352 00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:38,839 So long, suckers! 353 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,096 ¡Apunten! ¡Fuego! 354 00:39:48,807 --> 00:39:51,268 And so I think we'd better count him out, sir. 355 00:39:51,393 --> 00:39:55,773 Yes. Hadley, we're up against an opposition of fiendish ingenuity. 356 00:39:55,856 --> 00:39:59,193 - They make incredible use of women. - Yes, they tend to nowadays. 357 00:39:59,318 --> 00:40:04,281 Female spies harassed me in Scotland, female spies chased me to London. 358 00:40:04,406 --> 00:40:07,993 We need an AFSD - Anti-Female-Spy Device. 359 00:40:08,536 --> 00:40:12,540 We find the one man all women want, then we train him not to want women. 360 00:40:12,957 --> 00:40:15,751 All our wantable agents have disappeared, sir. 361 00:40:15,835 --> 00:40:19,588 This is where you come in. Go through all the auxiliary files. 362 00:40:19,672 --> 00:40:21,799 The lot, sir? It'll take all night. 363 00:40:22,216 --> 00:40:24,343 Your mother did her best work at night. 364 00:41:13,809 --> 00:41:16,187 Shall we continue? 365 00:41:22,651 --> 00:41:27,114 - And what is your name? - Cooper, Big Eyes. But call me Coop. 366 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,743 - Like something for keeping birds. - That's me. 367 00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:38,959 - I have to note your qualifications. - Height 6ft 1/2, 184lb. 368 00:41:39,043 --> 00:41:43,422 Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kamasutra black belt. 369 00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:47,468 - Very impressive. How do you spell that? - I'll show you. 370 00:41:47,593 --> 00:41:51,013 I have to check 15 more auxiliaries in alphabetical... 371 00:41:51,138 --> 00:41:56,018 Call Mr Zacharias and tell him not to wait up. The vacancy's just been filled. 372 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:02,817 A first-class performance, Cooper. Excellent. 373 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:06,737 - Your primary statistics fit the bill. - We aim to please, sir. 374 00:42:06,821 --> 00:42:09,573 You will start your AFSD training immediately. 375 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:13,244 Moneypenny, get a few dozen girls for Cooper to start with. 376 00:42:13,369 --> 00:42:15,663 - Moneypenny? - A few dozen girls... 377 00:42:15,746 --> 00:42:18,040 I appreciate your confidence, sir. 378 00:42:18,165 --> 00:42:22,461 All agents and trainees will now be known as James Bond 007, including the girls. 379 00:42:22,586 --> 00:42:24,380 Won't that be confusing, sir? 380 00:42:24,505 --> 00:42:28,092 The enemy won't know which way to turn. You are now James Bond. 381 00:42:28,509 --> 00:42:30,886 Congratulations, 007. 382 00:42:31,011 --> 00:42:33,931 And you, 007... sir. 383 00:42:34,014 --> 00:42:36,058 Good hunting, 007. 384 00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:03,043 Doesn't that do something to you, 007? 385 00:43:03,127 --> 00:43:07,381 It does but I'm being trained to ignore it. Beauty's only skin-deep. 386 00:43:08,132 --> 00:43:11,093 How about some skin diving? 387 00:43:11,177 --> 00:43:13,220 Not today, Lorelei. 388 00:43:13,345 --> 00:43:15,389 Right. Ting-Ling. 389 00:43:18,934 --> 00:43:22,688 You know that every fifth child born in the world is Chinese? 390 00:43:22,813 --> 00:43:27,193 - They'll have to keep it up without me. - Why are you so inscrutable? 391 00:43:27,276 --> 00:43:30,446 - That's meant to be our racket. - You might be a double agent. 392 00:43:30,529 --> 00:43:34,200 - What would you do if I was? - Whether you are or not, sayonara. 393 00:43:36,494 --> 00:43:38,537 Next. Shirley. 394 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:45,794 - You're not Shirley. - No. 395 00:43:45,878 --> 00:43:48,422 I'm the new secret weapon. 396 00:43:48,506 --> 00:43:50,966 - I've just been perfected. - Yes, haven't you? 397 00:43:51,091 --> 00:43:54,261 - They've kept me under wraps. - Lucky them. 398 00:43:56,388 --> 00:43:58,432 What do you do that's so secret? 399 00:43:58,557 --> 00:44:03,187 I don't do anything. But unless you're one of them, you do. 400 00:44:08,984 --> 00:44:12,571 You're really learning to put up quite a resistance. 401 00:44:12,655 --> 00:44:15,366 - It goes against my nature. - I sense that too. 402 00:44:15,449 --> 00:44:18,869 - What are you doing after the exercise? - Getting my head examined. 403 00:44:27,461 --> 00:44:31,465 Our man in Delhi tells us gold will be up two points by midday tomorrow. 404 00:44:31,549 --> 00:44:32,716 Buy gold. 405 00:44:32,842 --> 00:44:36,929 - It'll cost you three nuclear warheads. - Offer two. 406 00:44:37,012 --> 00:44:39,557 Your offer for Rockefeller Center is accepted. 407 00:44:39,682 --> 00:44:43,352 I've changed my mind. I like London. What about Lord Nelson's statue? 408 00:44:43,435 --> 00:44:46,605 It was delivered today, Miss Lynd. 409 00:44:48,649 --> 00:44:50,776 My dear Miss Lynd. 410 00:44:52,236 --> 00:44:55,406 - Who are you, sir? - I am Sir James Bond. 411 00:44:58,659 --> 00:45:01,120 But I thought you were retired, Sir James. 412 00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:03,998 The whole world believes you were eaten by a shark. 413 00:45:04,081 --> 00:45:07,751 That was no shark, that was my personal submarine. 414 00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:10,129 But enough of this polite conversation. 415 00:45:10,212 --> 00:45:13,799 - What is the purpose of your visit? - I desperately need your help. 416 00:45:13,883 --> 00:45:18,512 My dear Sir James, I hardly ever undertake assignments these days. 417 00:45:18,596 --> 00:45:22,808 I can see why, but I think I can persuade you to undertake this one. 418 00:45:22,892 --> 00:45:25,686 Your reputation is remarkable. 419 00:45:25,769 --> 00:45:29,356 But believe me when I say I save all my energies for business. 420 00:45:30,608 --> 00:45:34,028 I have here a writ for just over £5 million tax arrears. 421 00:45:34,487 --> 00:45:36,697 If you were to be cooperative, 422 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:40,117 I could arrange easy payments and a substantial discount? 423 00:45:41,744 --> 00:45:45,498 Perhaps we should discuss this matter in comfort, Sir James. 424 00:45:45,623 --> 00:45:49,293 Thank you. What a charming outfit that is. 425 00:45:49,376 --> 00:45:52,004 Do you often wear that in the office? 426 00:45:52,087 --> 00:45:55,049 If I wore it in the street, people might stare. 427 00:45:56,133 --> 00:45:58,677 You said, Sir James, you needed my help. 428 00:45:58,761 --> 00:46:02,681 I did, didn't I? I have a dossier on a man who works at the Buckingham Club. 429 00:46:02,765 --> 00:46:04,808 His name is Evelyn Tremble. 430 00:46:15,444 --> 00:46:18,697 Mr Evelyn Tremble? 431 00:46:20,950 --> 00:46:24,787 - Yes, that's right. - Isn't Evelyn a girl's name? 432 00:46:26,747 --> 00:46:28,791 No, it's mine actually. 433 00:46:31,836 --> 00:46:35,756 - Do you know me from somewhere? - Your book: Tremble On Baccarat. 434 00:46:35,881 --> 00:46:38,259 I've studied it very closely. 435 00:46:38,676 --> 00:46:42,012 At night, in my bed. 436 00:46:43,055 --> 00:46:45,099 Is that where you study it? 437 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:49,854 There are several passes you describe in your book 438 00:46:49,979 --> 00:46:52,106 which I don't fully understand. 439 00:46:52,231 --> 00:46:54,275 Which passes are these? 440 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,946 They're all marked. I would have to have my book. Your book. 441 00:47:00,823 --> 00:47:03,200 And my book is in... 442 00:47:03,868 --> 00:47:05,494 My bed. 443 00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:17,423 You're winning tonight. 444 00:47:21,051 --> 00:47:23,512 I'll send my car for you. 445 00:47:37,776 --> 00:47:40,779 - Yes? - Hello. It's me, Evelyn Tremble. 446 00:47:40,905 --> 00:47:44,158 Hello, Mr Tremble. Can you hold on for a moment? 447 00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:59,798 Eric? Don't forget to empty the deepfreeze first thing in the morning. 448 00:48:00,424 --> 00:48:04,011 Hello, Mr Tremble. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting, 449 00:48:04,094 --> 00:48:06,388 but I was just seeing someone off. 450 00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:09,934 Come right up, all right? Bye-bye. 451 00:48:12,228 --> 00:48:14,605 - So nice of you to come. - My pleasure. 452 00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:16,232 This way. 453 00:48:16,315 --> 00:48:19,818 # The look of love 454 00:48:20,986 --> 00:48:24,907 # Is in your eyes 455 00:48:25,658 --> 00:48:33,666 # A look your smile can't disguise 456 00:48:35,334 --> 00:48:40,130 # The look of love 457 00:48:41,674 --> 00:48:49,139 # It's saying so much more than just words could ever say 458 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,520 # And what my heart has heard 459 00:48:54,603 --> 00:48:58,440 # Well, it takes my breath away 460 00:48:59,483 --> 00:49:02,403 # I can hardly wait to hold you 461 00:49:02,695 --> 00:49:05,406 # Feel my arms around you 462 00:49:05,906 --> 00:49:08,784 # How long I have waited 463 00:49:08,868 --> 00:49:10,995 # Waited just to love you 464 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,540 # Now that I have found you 465 00:49:15,207 --> 00:49:19,837 # You've got the look of love 466 00:49:20,754 --> 00:49:24,508 # It's on your face 467 00:49:25,593 --> 00:49:33,893 # The look that time can't erase 468 00:49:36,687 --> 00:49:38,647 Hello. 469 00:49:39,857 --> 00:49:41,901 Hello. 470 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:49,783 That's Lord Nelson, isn't it? 471 00:49:49,909 --> 00:49:52,745 - Yes. Isn't he beautiful? - Yes. 472 00:49:53,496 --> 00:49:55,623 - And do you know what he said? - What? 473 00:49:56,290 --> 00:49:59,793 England expects every man to do his duty. 474 00:50:00,628 --> 00:50:07,384 So he did, yes. But this is Mayfair. Lord Nelson's in Trafalgar Square surely. 475 00:50:07,801 --> 00:50:11,222 No, not any more. He's mine. Haven't you read the papers today? 476 00:50:11,305 --> 00:50:15,851 - I don't normally get them quite so early. - I get 'em before they're printed. 477 00:50:15,935 --> 00:50:18,938 I suppose you can do anything if you have money. 478 00:50:19,063 --> 00:50:21,190 Why don't you come down to me? 479 00:50:23,734 --> 00:50:25,945 Thank you very much. 480 00:50:26,028 --> 00:50:28,322 Lovely place you've got down there. 481 00:50:28,447 --> 00:50:30,491 Sit here. 482 00:50:34,954 --> 00:50:38,999 I do so like to feel comfortable whatever I'm doing. 483 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:43,462 Yes indeed. Yes. The more relaxed the muscles, 484 00:50:43,546 --> 00:50:48,342 the better the synchronisation between mind and body. 485 00:50:49,093 --> 00:50:52,930 I should think you're frightfully synchronised, Mr Tremble. 486 00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,937 - Martini? - What about them? 487 00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:02,690 I was just about to offer you one. 488 00:51:11,991 --> 00:51:16,704 The things I didn't understand too well in your book. Let me see... 489 00:51:16,829 --> 00:51:20,416 Was it in chapter seven or chapter six? 490 00:51:22,376 --> 00:51:24,753 Chapter six probably. 491 00:51:24,879 --> 00:51:28,883 Though of course it could have been chapter seven. 492 00:51:30,801 --> 00:51:34,054 Have you got the book or is it still in your bed? 493 00:51:35,431 --> 00:51:37,474 I believe it is. 494 00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:52,823 Well, we'd better go right through the book, hadn't we? 495 00:52:05,794 --> 00:52:08,881 Do you get many complaints from the neighbours? 496 00:52:14,887 --> 00:52:19,058 Do you really think that your system is completely faultless? 497 00:52:19,141 --> 00:52:22,811 - Which system? - Your system for winning at baccarat. 498 00:52:23,103 --> 00:52:31,070 Yes, yes. The Evelyn Tremble system is faultless. 499 00:52:31,153 --> 00:52:34,657 Good. Come on. We have more to do. 500 00:52:35,241 --> 00:52:36,867 More? 501 00:52:36,992 --> 00:52:39,995 I like a man who is able to retain his own personality, 502 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,082 no matter what the circumstances. 503 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,835 Yes. 504 00:52:45,918 --> 00:52:48,629 No matter how he's dressed. 505 00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:52,758 They say it's the clothes that make the man. 506 00:52:52,842 --> 00:52:57,221 If we're gonna work together, I have to know what kind of a man you are. 507 00:52:59,598 --> 00:53:02,518 I thought you might have gathered a little from... 508 00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:06,689 I want to see what happens when you put on a different hat, a costume. 509 00:53:06,772 --> 00:53:09,149 You know, that sort of thing. 510 00:53:09,984 --> 00:53:15,114 - You like that sort of thing, eh? - You'll find clothes in there. Put them on. 511 00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:18,701 Well, if you think it's really necessary. 512 00:53:18,784 --> 00:53:21,078 Unless you'd like to go around one more time. 513 00:53:21,203 --> 00:53:23,247 One more time? 514 00:53:32,006 --> 00:53:37,761 There is nothing wrong with the British Army that a damn good swim won't cure. 515 00:53:38,679 --> 00:53:41,849 Now, Evelyn Tremble. 516 00:53:41,974 --> 00:53:44,852 38 years old, born in Highgate. 517 00:53:45,269 --> 00:53:47,563 Hello, sailor. 518 00:53:51,692 --> 00:53:53,736 The wrong one, yes? 519 00:53:55,779 --> 00:53:57,489 Perfect. 520 00:53:57,573 --> 00:54:01,702 Distinguishing birthmark, little scar on right shoulder, 521 00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,622 strawberry-shaped birthmark on left thigh. 522 00:54:04,705 --> 00:54:07,374 Well, there's nothing unusual in that. 523 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:11,128 No. I myself have an apricot one on my hip. 524 00:54:11,504 --> 00:54:15,007 Well, I'll show you my strawberry if you'll show me your apricot. 525 00:54:15,090 --> 00:54:17,468 Author of a book on baccarat. 526 00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:27,102 Have you ever heard of a man called Le Chiffre? 527 00:54:27,561 --> 00:54:31,774 Yes. An excellent card player. He once wrote me a fan letter. 528 00:54:32,399 --> 00:54:35,486 Keep your hands there. Perfect. Lovely. 529 00:54:37,279 --> 00:54:42,701 I devoted a chapter to him in my book. His forte is baccarat. 530 00:54:43,244 --> 00:54:46,247 Beside baccarat, he deals in lechery. 531 00:54:47,039 --> 00:54:49,166 Well, nobody's perfect. 532 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:53,963 Do you think you can win against Le Chiffre? 533 00:54:54,088 --> 00:54:59,927 Well, you'll remember that to operate my system completely free of risk 534 00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:02,930 a stake of £100,000 is required. 535 00:55:03,639 --> 00:55:05,850 Yes, I remember. 536 00:55:05,975 --> 00:55:08,018 Stand still. 537 00:55:11,897 --> 00:55:18,946 I'm gonna give you a 500th at f2. 538 00:55:20,364 --> 00:55:23,868 That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 539 00:55:26,704 --> 00:55:31,250 What would you say if I offered to stake you in a game against Le Chiffre? 540 00:55:33,294 --> 00:55:34,795 What? 541 00:55:34,879 --> 00:55:39,133 I put up the money, you play the game and we split 50-50. 542 00:55:43,262 --> 00:55:46,765 - I think I'll go now if you don't mind. - What's wrong? 543 00:55:48,309 --> 00:55:51,729 I enjoyed the earlier part of this evening very much. 544 00:55:52,396 --> 00:55:56,066 I shall always remember the pleasure of your company. 545 00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:59,486 I didn't even mind this dressing-up bit. 546 00:55:59,570 --> 00:56:04,450 But I do mind bloody unnecessary jokes about the one thing I really know well. 547 00:56:04,533 --> 00:56:09,496 Evelyn, I'm serious. It's because you know about baccarat that I'm not joking. 548 00:56:09,955 --> 00:56:12,917 You said you needed £100,000? 549 00:56:15,044 --> 00:56:17,588 - It's yours. - That's fantastic. 550 00:56:18,672 --> 00:56:23,052 But look here. Old Le Chiffre would never agree to play me. 551 00:56:23,135 --> 00:56:25,596 He's read my book. He'd recognise my name. 552 00:56:25,679 --> 00:56:28,516 - No, no. Not any more. - Why? 553 00:56:28,974 --> 00:56:31,894 We have chosen a new name for you. 554 00:56:32,436 --> 00:56:34,396 James Bond. 555 00:56:35,231 --> 00:56:38,234 Welcome to the James Bond 007 training school. 556 00:56:38,359 --> 00:56:43,155 It's a small Minnox camera, isn't it? A friend of mine's got one of those. 557 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,574 - It's Mr Bond, isn't it? - Yes. 558 00:56:45,699 --> 00:56:48,244 If you'd be good enough to sign here, sir. 559 00:56:48,369 --> 00:56:52,831 It's not for me. It's for the Official Secrets Act. 560 00:56:52,915 --> 00:56:53,999 Of course. 561 00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:57,002 Eyes right! 562 00:56:58,212 --> 00:57:00,172 Eyes front! 563 00:57:00,256 --> 00:57:03,509 - Carry on, Sergeant Major. - Yes, sir. Mark time! 564 00:57:04,718 --> 00:57:07,346 Halt! About turn. 565 00:57:10,474 --> 00:57:12,768 You really do stock everything at Harrod's. 566 00:57:12,893 --> 00:57:16,146 Don't pay too much attention. It's all basic stuff. 567 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:19,066 It'll be out of date by the January sales. 568 00:57:23,487 --> 00:57:26,282 - Good morning, Johnson. - Sir! 569 00:57:35,708 --> 00:57:37,835 May I tell you something? 570 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,963 - I'm being followed. - I know. It's part of the training. 571 00:57:41,088 --> 00:57:43,299 Shadowing people without being seen. 572 00:57:43,382 --> 00:57:47,845 The whole point is I can quite clearly see the man who is shadowing me. 573 00:57:49,430 --> 00:57:53,184 Oh! Him. Don't worry about him. He's not one of our trainees. 574 00:57:53,267 --> 00:57:56,145 - He's our security man. - I see. 575 00:57:56,478 --> 00:57:59,899 Good morning, Inspector. Don't let me interrupt you. 576 00:57:59,982 --> 00:58:02,610 On the command, the head is turned thus, 577 00:58:02,693 --> 00:58:05,654 the hat is aimed thus, the gun is fired thus. 578 00:58:10,075 --> 00:58:12,703 Yes, we're still working on that one. 579 00:58:13,662 --> 00:58:16,540 Now to Agents' Outfitting. Here we are. 580 00:58:18,209 --> 00:58:21,045 - Morning, Q. - Good morning, Fordyce. New man. 581 00:58:23,297 --> 00:58:26,050 If I could bother you for the signature, sir. 582 00:58:26,133 --> 00:58:29,386 I shouldn't use that pen. The moment the nib touches the paper, 583 00:58:29,512 --> 00:58:33,265 it releases a stream of poisonous gas into the writer's eye. 584 00:58:33,349 --> 00:58:36,018 Good heavens! What will they think of next? 585 00:58:36,101 --> 00:58:38,312 I won't be going near that. 586 00:58:38,437 --> 00:58:41,524 I suppose it's useful if you want to send anyone a... 587 00:58:41,607 --> 00:58:43,651 Poison-pen letter. 588 00:58:43,776 --> 00:58:49,240 All our new men say that. I reply "I don't wish to know that. Kindly leave Ml5." 589 00:58:50,032 --> 00:58:54,411 Yes, sir. We have a very highly developed sense of humour down here. 590 00:58:54,495 --> 00:58:59,458 It isn't the only thing that's highly developed down here. Fordyce! 591 00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:02,211 - Wristwatch. - Sir. 592 00:59:02,294 --> 00:59:05,714 1965 Rolex Oyster Perpetual. 593 00:59:06,131 --> 00:59:10,344 Date indicator and log table round the outer band. 594 00:59:10,427 --> 00:59:13,681 And a thing that shows you what shape the moon is. 595 00:59:14,765 --> 00:59:18,686 - Now, this is very important. Try it on. - Let me help you. 596 00:59:18,811 --> 00:59:23,190 It's your means of reporting to us and our means of contacting you. 597 00:59:23,274 --> 00:59:25,901 Channel six, Fordyce. 598 00:59:25,985 --> 00:59:29,655 Don't worry too much about him, sir. Channel six it is, sir. 599 00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:33,117 I don't think I know which one is which myself now, sir. 600 00:59:33,242 --> 00:59:36,036 Look at your watch and tell me what you see. 601 00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:41,876 It's five and 20 minutes past 11. It's the 14th of March and... 602 00:59:42,376 --> 00:59:44,920 I said channel six, Fordyce. 603 00:59:46,172 --> 00:59:48,215 Well, nobody's perfect. 604 00:59:51,635 --> 00:59:55,723 But it's absolutely amazing! I've never seen anything like this. 605 00:59:56,307 --> 00:59:59,643 It's a two-way television and radio wristwatch. 606 01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:04,607 It's an American idea. They got it from one of their comic strips. 607 01:00:04,690 --> 01:00:07,568 - Good heavens. - Ah! Tea. 608 01:00:07,651 --> 01:00:08,986 Three lumps. 609 01:00:09,069 --> 01:00:11,614 It's an incredible thing, this. 610 01:00:11,739 --> 01:00:14,825 Which side do you dress, sir? 611 01:00:14,909 --> 01:00:20,581 - I usually dress away from the window. - It's just some protective clothing, sir. 612 01:00:20,664 --> 01:00:23,542 Let me help you out of your hampering things. 613 01:00:26,503 --> 01:00:28,797 And it is of course Sanforized, sir, 614 01:00:28,923 --> 01:00:32,968 non-iron, and also available in chocolate, oyster or clerical grey. 615 01:00:33,052 --> 01:00:37,306 - It's hand-reefed and double-charvered. - Is it? 616 01:00:37,389 --> 01:00:40,976 - It's a little tight around the... - Poison capsule compartment? 617 01:00:41,060 --> 01:00:45,773 I'm sure we can let it out above the switchblade and Geiger counter. 618 01:00:45,856 --> 01:00:49,193 Do what you can, Fordyce. Your intercom button's in here 619 01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:52,238 with midget transmitters for short-range contacts. 620 01:00:52,321 --> 01:00:56,450 There's an infrared camera, a tape recorder in the shoulder padding, 621 01:00:56,534 --> 01:01:02,164 a Beretta in the buttonhole, and a cute little minigun in the gusset. 622 01:01:02,248 --> 01:01:04,291 Yes. Just one thing. 623 01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:07,920 What happens if I suddenly need to go somewhere? 624 01:01:08,254 --> 01:01:13,217 In this, sir? You'll find safety instructions under the left lapel. 625 01:01:14,051 --> 01:01:17,471 Don't worry. You're in very good hands here. 626 01:01:18,556 --> 01:01:20,683 Now this won't hurt a bit, sir. 627 01:01:21,141 --> 01:01:25,938 - Who g-gave you these orders? - International Mothers' Help, East Berlin. 628 01:01:26,021 --> 01:01:30,025 There it is, Hadley. Our only clue. The voice of a beautiful woman. 629 01:01:30,109 --> 01:01:34,655 We've checked it out, sir. It's a Smersh cover operation, sir. 630 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:39,410 It supplies baby-sitters and au pair girls to some of the most important families. 631 01:01:39,535 --> 01:01:42,872 Then it must be infiltrated by someone absolutely reliable. 632 01:01:42,955 --> 01:01:46,208 - I hope you weren't thinking of me. - I was thinking of Mata. 633 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:49,837 - You can't mean Mata Hari, sir. - No, her daughter Mata Bond. 634 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,631 - Mata Bond, sir? - Her mother gave her that name 635 01:01:52,715 --> 01:01:56,218 because I happen to be the child's sort of godfather. 636 01:01:56,302 --> 01:02:00,389 And to think that you knew Mata Hari! She really was one of the greats. 637 01:02:00,472 --> 01:02:03,809 Yes. Great little dancer, terrible spy. 638 01:02:03,893 --> 01:02:07,813 Whereas young Mata is a terrible dancer. Might be a great little spy. 639 01:05:20,807 --> 01:05:25,687 It's uncanny. Quite uncanny. What memories it brings back. 640 01:05:25,812 --> 01:05:31,109 Paris, Berlin, Vienna. How madly we danced through the night. 641 01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:35,280 - I was disguised as a Hungarian hussar... - What are you going on about? 642 01:05:36,281 --> 01:05:40,494 You're the very image of your mother and every bit as beautiful. 643 01:05:40,577 --> 01:05:42,871 You knew my mum? 644 01:05:43,622 --> 01:05:45,665 I am Sir James Bond. 645 01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:48,668 - Daddy! - My child. 646 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:54,800 - Snail's egg? - No, thanks. They don't agree with me. 647 01:05:55,592 --> 01:05:58,678 Well, you're a charmer, aren't you? 648 01:06:00,263 --> 01:06:05,143 You dump me in an orphanage when I'm three, and now, because you need me... 649 01:06:05,268 --> 01:06:09,106 It really was very difficult. My career was at its height... 650 01:06:09,231 --> 01:06:12,734 It was a traumatic experience, I can tell you, 651 01:06:12,859 --> 01:06:16,196 being the illegitimate daughter of Mata Hari and James Bond. 652 01:06:16,321 --> 01:06:19,199 Still, you do get my monthly paychecks? 653 01:06:19,866 --> 01:06:23,120 Your monthly paychecks went on analysts' fees. 654 01:06:23,245 --> 01:06:26,331 That's why I came here. I had to get away from it all. 655 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:30,335 I had no idea. Well, I must say, you seem to be very comfortable here. 656 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:33,130 It's crazy. You want a drag? 657 01:06:33,213 --> 01:06:36,883 No, thank you. I'm trying to give that up. Who are all these people? 658 01:06:36,967 --> 01:06:39,970 They're the high priests of the temple. OK, Fred. Hop it. 659 01:06:49,104 --> 01:06:52,691 Extraordinary performance. They seem to treat you like a goddess. 660 01:06:52,816 --> 01:06:57,529 Well, I am the Celestial Virgin of the Sacred Altar. 661 01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:02,534 - Figuratively speaking, of course. - Of course. Some tea. 662 01:07:02,659 --> 01:07:05,037 A cup of tea. Splendid. 663 01:07:05,162 --> 01:07:09,624 It's made from poppy seeds. Two cups of this and you're stoned out of your mind. 664 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:11,001 Thank you. 665 01:07:11,126 --> 01:07:15,756 You know, if you weren't my dad, I think I could fancy you. 666 01:07:17,049 --> 01:07:19,509 Well, that's very good of you, my dear. 667 01:07:19,634 --> 01:07:23,472 - Rather warm in here, don't you think? - Cool it, Charlie. 668 01:07:23,597 --> 01:07:25,724 So you want me to go to Berlin, huh? 669 01:07:25,849 --> 01:07:29,186 Now, Mata. You remember the old house on the Feldmannstrasse? 670 01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:33,523 - Where Mum had her dancing school. - It's become International Mothers' Help. 671 01:07:33,607 --> 01:07:36,693 But that's just a cover for its real function. It is... 672 01:07:36,777 --> 01:07:39,654 - Does he speak English? - Hey, Charlie. Speak English? 673 01:07:39,738 --> 01:07:41,782 - No. - Good. 674 01:07:41,907 --> 01:07:45,327 It is a training centre for what are commonly referred to as spies. 675 01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:49,289 You are eminently suited to infiltrate the organisation. 676 01:07:49,373 --> 01:07:52,626 Two weeks' briefing in London and you're off to Berlin. 677 01:07:54,461 --> 01:07:56,671 You want me to be a spy like Mum, huh? 678 01:07:57,756 --> 01:08:00,217 - Well! - Family tradition, my dear. 679 01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:04,096 Do I get an exploding briefcase and a secret transmitter? 680 01:08:04,179 --> 01:08:07,182 - That won't be necessary. - I have to have some equipment. 681 01:08:07,265 --> 01:08:11,978 Your mother wiped out three divisions of infantry and five of cavalry and... 682 01:08:12,104 --> 01:08:15,857 Well, frankly, she had much less equipment than you have. 683 01:08:22,989 --> 01:08:26,159 If you have any problems, contact London immediately. 684 01:08:26,243 --> 01:08:30,330 - Are there any questions? - Well, I have got one question. 685 01:08:30,414 --> 01:08:33,583 - How do I get to Berlin? - Oh, dear! Silly me. 686 01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:35,752 Taxi! 687 01:08:36,753 --> 01:08:38,463 - Where to? - Berlin. 688 01:08:38,547 --> 01:08:40,674 - East or West? - West, of course. 689 01:08:40,799 --> 01:08:43,093 Well, that's all right, then. 690 01:08:43,218 --> 01:08:47,597 - Say goodbye to Dad for me. - Yes. Have a good trip. Jolly good luck. 691 01:08:52,936 --> 01:08:56,023 Get out of it, you lunatic! What are you trying to do? 692 01:08:56,732 --> 01:09:00,402 Come on! Move. Get out of it. Get out the way! Go on. 693 01:09:13,373 --> 01:09:17,294 - That'll be £48215s 9d. - You'll have to wait. 694 01:09:17,377 --> 01:09:20,630 I've been caught like that before. I haven't had my dinner yet. 695 01:09:20,714 --> 01:09:23,592 - I don't have any change. - Here we go. 696 01:09:25,719 --> 01:09:27,763 What about my dinner then, eh? 697 01:09:27,888 --> 01:09:30,849 What a liberty. Any fish and chip shops round here, mush? 698 01:10:23,777 --> 01:10:25,987 Who are you? What do you want? 699 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,159 I'm here to enrol as a student. 700 01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:33,787 What are your qualifications? 701 01:10:35,038 --> 01:10:38,709 - I am the daughter of Mata Hari. - Mata Hari! 702 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:41,670 - You are a liar. - Am I? 703 01:10:43,547 --> 01:10:46,508 Well, what about this, then? 704 01:10:46,591 --> 01:10:50,095 My little Mata Hari! 705 01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:54,474 - I told you she'd come back! - Silence! Or I will switch you off. 706 01:10:55,434 --> 01:10:59,354 Not that! Anything but that. 707 01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:03,400 You're even more fascinating than your mother. 708 01:11:03,942 --> 01:11:06,570 You must be Frau Hoffner, Mum's teacher. 709 01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:09,197 - I had that honour. - You must be Polo. 710 01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:13,618 She remembers me, her little Polo. She remembers me. 711 01:11:13,744 --> 01:11:15,954 - Welcome home. - Welcome indeed. 712 01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:17,873 Shtum! 713 01:11:18,707 --> 01:11:24,463 The Mata Hari School of Dancing is the only international school of espionage. 714 01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:26,923 There is no political prejudice here. 715 01:11:27,007 --> 01:11:31,887 We train Russian spies for America und American spies for Russia. 716 01:11:31,970 --> 01:11:34,765 - Very democratic. - Very democratic. 717 01:11:36,016 --> 01:11:40,729 Some of the greatest spies in the world have graduated from this institution. 718 01:11:40,812 --> 01:11:44,733 - Von Grudendorf, Malenvosky... - Peter Lorre, Bela Lugosi. 719 01:11:44,816 --> 01:11:48,070 Here we have the decoding and cipher class. 720 01:11:56,536 --> 01:11:59,790 We are even training animals as espionage agents. 721 01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:03,668 We have in the Kremlin a Russian-speaking parrot 722 01:12:03,794 --> 01:12:07,047 in constant radio communication with the Pentagon. 723 01:12:07,172 --> 01:12:09,925 Und here is our class in karate und self-defence. 724 01:12:15,639 --> 01:12:18,475 Excuse me. I have an important conference to attend. 725 01:12:18,558 --> 01:12:20,936 Polo, you will show Mata to her room. 726 01:12:21,061 --> 01:12:23,105 Please, follow me. 727 01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:31,321 Mata? Allow me. 728 01:12:33,323 --> 01:12:35,784 - Thank you. - Follow me. 729 01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:43,500 My battery needs recharging. 730 01:12:44,292 --> 01:12:48,839 - Might be your head needs examining. - No, I had that examined last week. 731 01:12:50,257 --> 01:12:55,929 This is your mother's room. It has not been opened since she left here in 1916. 732 01:13:01,268 --> 01:13:03,645 You see? Nothing has been touched. 733 01:13:03,729 --> 01:13:05,772 It's a wild room. 734 01:13:06,606 --> 01:13:09,067 Hey, what an enormous bed. 735 01:13:09,192 --> 01:13:12,779 The German army was very large in those days. 736 01:13:14,072 --> 01:13:18,452 To see you here in your mother's room brings back such happy memories. 737 01:13:19,244 --> 01:13:21,705 Here. 738 01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:27,878 What's all this about an important conference, hm? 739 01:13:29,713 --> 01:13:32,466 A representative of Le Chiffre is coming. 740 01:13:35,469 --> 01:13:36,928 Tonight. 741 01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:39,389 Who is Le Chiffre? 742 01:13:39,473 --> 01:13:41,516 Nobody knows. 743 01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:46,063 Not even Le Chiffre. 744 01:13:47,564 --> 01:13:50,025 What's the conference about then, hm? 745 01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:57,491 Le Chiffre is trying to raise money by selling his unique art collection. 746 01:13:58,533 --> 01:14:02,788 - Why does he need money? - He is a compulsive gambler, that's why. 747 01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:07,417 Und he is using organisation funds for his gambling! 748 01:14:08,126 --> 01:14:10,504 - You mean Smersh? - Smersh! 749 01:14:12,756 --> 01:14:17,469 If he does not pay off his debts, he will be liquidated. 750 01:14:17,594 --> 01:14:20,931 Liquidated? Who by? 751 01:14:21,056 --> 01:14:23,517 - By them. - You mean...? 752 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,353 You're so like your mother. You're driving me mad. 753 01:14:26,436 --> 01:14:31,483 - Well, you haven't got far to go. - Come to me, my little Mata. Come! 754 01:14:32,609 --> 01:14:35,237 About time you were back in your box, innit? 755 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:38,407 You must forgive me. I lose control of myself. 756 01:14:38,532 --> 01:14:41,326 - I'm a mad fool. Mad. - You want an argument? 757 01:14:42,369 --> 01:14:45,789 - Remember, forget everything I tell you. - My lips are sealed. 758 01:14:45,872 --> 01:14:48,959 - Lips! Don't say such words. - Run along, sonny. 759 01:14:50,168 --> 01:14:52,379 Le Chiffre. Mm-hm. 760 01:15:05,475 --> 01:15:08,019 It's the first john I've ever gone round with. 761 01:16:00,238 --> 01:16:03,575 There you are. I have been looking for you. 762 01:16:03,658 --> 01:16:06,661 - It is little Otto. - Who is he? 763 01:16:06,787 --> 01:16:10,540 One of your mother's lovers. We often find them lying around. 764 01:16:10,624 --> 01:16:13,627 - Is he dead? - Hard to tell. He always looked like that. 765 01:16:13,752 --> 01:16:17,506 Come along, child. The auction is about to begin. 766 01:16:18,256 --> 01:16:18,924 Auction? 767 01:16:19,049 --> 01:16:22,719 Tonight we are selling one of the finest art collections in Europe. 768 01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:26,264 - Le Chiffre's collection. - Who is Le Chiffre? 769 01:16:26,348 --> 01:16:29,184 - The man who owns the collection. - What collection? 770 01:16:29,267 --> 01:16:32,687 - The one to be auctioned. - Who said anything about an auction? 771 01:16:32,813 --> 01:16:34,523 - You did. - Who am I? 772 01:16:34,648 --> 01:16:37,984 - Frau Hoffner. - Never heard of her. You're insane. 773 01:16:38,068 --> 01:16:41,655 - Quite insane. - I think she's right. 774 01:16:43,740 --> 01:16:47,994 Gentlemen! Please take your seats and the auction will commence. 775 01:16:48,078 --> 01:16:50,038 Thank you. 776 01:16:50,122 --> 01:16:55,252 Gentlemen, I am here tonight on behalf of Le Chiffre, of whom you will have heard, 777 01:16:55,335 --> 01:16:58,296 to auction this unique collection of art treasures. 778 01:16:58,672 --> 01:17:01,758 Are there any specific bidding instructions? 779 01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:06,263 When we sit, we are bidding. When we stand, we are not bidding. 780 01:17:06,930 --> 01:17:11,476 We'll do our bidding sitting down. When we stand up, we're not bidding. 781 01:17:11,601 --> 01:17:14,062 We stand, we bid. We no stand, we no bid. 782 01:17:14,187 --> 01:17:16,898 And the British representatives? 783 01:17:16,982 --> 01:17:21,361 Well, I don't know actually. A bit of both, I suppose, really. 784 01:17:21,445 --> 01:17:24,322 - Is that all right with you chaps? - That's fine. 785 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:26,867 Very well, gentlemen. 786 01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:30,203 Now then. 787 01:17:30,328 --> 01:17:33,582 This is an extraordinarily embarrassing item, 788 01:17:33,665 --> 01:17:36,334 one of the classic blackmail items of all time. 789 01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:38,795 What am I bid for this priceless picture? 790 01:17:39,337 --> 01:17:41,381 £1410s. 791 01:17:41,465 --> 01:17:44,092 - 300 roubles. - 300 roubles. 792 01:17:44,176 --> 01:17:46,303 - $1,000. - $1,000. 793 01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:49,848 - 2 million Chinese dollars. - 2 million Chinese dollars? 794 01:17:49,931 --> 01:17:53,685 Look at this masterpiece, gentlemen. Surely we can do better than that. 795 01:17:53,810 --> 01:17:56,271 - Here, what about my fare? - Get out! 796 01:17:56,396 --> 01:17:58,440 - Here! - Stop it! 797 01:17:58,565 --> 01:18:01,902 Whatever you do, you must not let Le Chiffre raise the money. 798 01:18:02,027 --> 01:18:04,071 Who are you? 799 01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:07,657 I'm Carleton Towers of the FO. 800 01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:10,077 - FO? - The Foreign Office, dear. 801 01:18:10,202 --> 01:18:12,412 Wait outside and keep the motor running. 802 01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:18,835 - 200,000 American dollars! - £100,000! 803 01:18:18,919 --> 01:18:22,839 - A wagonload of vodka! - 70 million tons of rice! 804 01:18:22,923 --> 01:18:26,593 - 60 tons of caviar! - 30 million trucks! 805 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,855 Hey! It's war! 806 01:18:46,571 --> 01:18:50,242 Hello! Hello! Get me the Pentagon! 807 01:18:50,575 --> 01:18:52,619 Hello, Fenella? 808 01:18:52,744 --> 01:18:57,207 I shan't be able to get back for dinner. A sort of war's broken out. 809 01:19:10,971 --> 01:19:13,849 You should not have done this thing. 810 01:19:13,932 --> 01:19:17,185 Now I will have to kill you. 811 01:19:20,105 --> 01:19:22,149 What are you doing to me? 812 01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:26,111 No! 813 01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:33,035 Positive, negative - I never know which is which. 814 01:19:43,336 --> 01:19:45,380 Give me those films. 815 01:19:50,677 --> 01:19:52,971 She's got the films! 816 01:19:54,264 --> 01:19:57,142 Grab her! Get her! Get her! 817 01:20:15,035 --> 01:20:17,579 Now look here. 818 01:20:25,379 --> 01:20:27,589 - Taxi! - Tally-ho! 819 01:20:39,017 --> 01:20:41,061 I'm sorry, madam. 820 01:20:41,561 --> 01:20:44,898 - Let me go! Taxi! - Over here! 821 01:20:49,152 --> 01:20:51,196 Come on! 822 01:20:58,578 --> 01:21:01,581 - Good Lord! Captain Towers? - How nice to see you. 823 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:06,336 This way! 824 01:21:09,214 --> 01:21:11,425 No, no! Down. No. 825 01:21:16,138 --> 01:21:18,598 - Where to, miss? - London! 826 01:21:46,043 --> 01:21:48,587 - Le Chiffre speaking. - The scheme was a failure. 827 01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:51,965 And also Dr Noah knows what you've been up to. 828 01:21:52,424 --> 01:21:55,927 - What now? - I'll just have to raise the money. 829 01:21:56,511 --> 01:22:00,182 - But how? - How? By playing baccarat. 830 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,435 But Le Chiffre, what about me? 831 01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:05,896 What's going to happen to me? 832 01:22:38,762 --> 01:22:42,265 Thank you. And welcome to France, Monsieur Bond. 833 01:22:47,312 --> 01:22:51,149 We don't want our little talk to be overheard. Get in the car. 834 01:22:51,274 --> 01:22:54,236 Well, there's nothing to talk about, is there? 835 01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:56,363 Perhaps. Perhaps not. 836 01:22:56,488 --> 01:22:59,825 The point is you must not allow yourself to become involved. 837 01:22:59,908 --> 01:23:04,871 Don't forget there are many people here who loathe and despise you. 838 01:23:17,718 --> 01:23:21,138 I have to warn you, Bond, my instructions are 839 01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:25,016 that you play your game with Le Chiffre and leave immediately. 840 01:23:25,559 --> 01:23:29,938 No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a customs official. 841 01:23:30,021 --> 01:23:33,442 - It may just be natural talent, sir. - I have to warn Vesper. 842 01:23:33,567 --> 01:23:36,319 - You mean James Bond 007, sir. - Yes, yes, yes. 843 01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:50,917 Vesper? James Bond 007? 844 01:23:51,585 --> 01:23:55,088 - Vesper, are you there? - Hello, Sir James. Yes, I'm here. 845 01:23:55,213 --> 01:23:58,175 I can't see you. Your picture's gone. 846 01:23:58,258 --> 01:24:01,136 No, it hasn't. I was just getting into the bath. 847 01:24:02,345 --> 01:24:05,265 Vesper, do you think Tremble could be a double agent? 848 01:24:05,766 --> 01:24:09,269 He has enough trouble being a single agent. Leave him to me. 849 01:24:09,728 --> 01:24:12,105 Right. Over and out. 850 01:24:18,904 --> 01:24:20,947 Mr Bond? 851 01:24:21,073 --> 01:24:23,116 Missed, Mr Bond. 852 01:24:24,201 --> 01:24:25,660 Yes. 853 01:24:25,744 --> 01:24:28,538 I am Miss Goodthighs. 854 01:24:28,622 --> 01:24:30,665 I can see that. 855 01:24:31,792 --> 01:24:34,878 You've got your cork still in your bottle. 856 01:24:35,379 --> 01:24:38,048 So I have. What are you going to do about it? 857 01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:42,677 Stick your arm out. 858 01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:50,143 The management of the Hotel Tropical send their compliments 859 01:24:50,227 --> 01:24:53,021 and hope you will enjoy your stay with us. 860 01:24:58,693 --> 01:25:00,737 I see. 861 01:25:01,655 --> 01:25:04,741 Very sexy pants you're wearing, James. 862 01:25:05,450 --> 01:25:08,161 Yes, they're the new double-O-fronts. 863 01:25:08,245 --> 01:25:10,997 Tell me, Miss Goodthighs, 864 01:25:11,081 --> 01:25:13,834 how much did you tip the porter to let you in here? 865 01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:17,379 - I just showed him a little kindness. - How much? 866 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:20,006 Not too much. He's 83. 867 01:25:20,090 --> 01:25:22,134 It's a good year. 868 01:25:23,427 --> 01:25:25,137 So... 869 01:25:25,721 --> 01:25:27,764 What can I do for you? 870 01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:30,767 The question should be what can I do for you? 871 01:25:30,851 --> 01:25:33,854 - Have you got any suggestions? - This, for one. 872 01:25:52,622 --> 01:25:54,666 Tell me about yourself, James. 873 01:25:56,418 --> 01:26:00,589 Well, I've had some pretty wild times in my life. 874 01:26:04,843 --> 01:26:08,972 Could you move over a bit? You're lying on my loose change. 875 01:26:10,849 --> 01:26:13,477 James, I need you. 876 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:17,064 Yes, yes, yes. Well, I can understand that, my dear. 877 01:26:17,814 --> 01:26:22,027 - I want to know you better. - You're absolutely right. 878 01:26:23,653 --> 01:26:26,406 My goodness, this is strong shampoo. 879 01:26:26,490 --> 01:26:28,533 This really is. 880 01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:31,411 I think I'd better freshen up a bit quick. 881 01:26:31,828 --> 01:26:36,458 I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, start without me. 882 01:26:40,087 --> 01:26:43,423 # James Bond playing at Casino Royale 883 01:26:43,507 --> 01:26:47,761 # He won a lot of money and a gal at Casino Royale 884 01:26:53,517 --> 01:26:56,269 # Oh, he's not really such a wonderful spy 885 01:26:56,937 --> 01:27:01,483 # But winning lots of money and a gal, he's a fabulous guy 886 01:27:45,610 --> 01:27:47,654 Evelyn! Evelyn! 887 01:27:48,613 --> 01:27:50,824 Evelyn! Evelyn! 888 01:27:51,116 --> 01:27:52,993 Evelyn! Evelyn! 889 01:27:53,452 --> 01:27:56,371 Evelyn, wake up! Evelyn, what's the matter? 890 01:27:56,663 --> 01:28:00,500 - Wake up! You were drugged. - What? 891 01:28:00,834 --> 01:28:04,671 - You were drugged. - Yes, I know I was drugged. 892 01:28:04,755 --> 01:28:07,132 I put the antidote pill in. And then... 893 01:28:07,257 --> 01:28:12,220 Hey, I thought those antidote pills were supposed to give me 24-hour protection. 894 01:28:12,345 --> 01:28:16,016 - I've got to get Sir James Bond... - There is no time for that. 895 01:28:16,099 --> 01:28:20,479 Look at you! You're wearing your glasses and you know you're not supposed to. 896 01:28:20,604 --> 01:28:22,731 James Bond doesn't wear glasses. 897 01:28:22,856 --> 01:28:26,777 Yes, but I... It's just that I like to see who I'm shooting. 898 01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:32,115 There are only a few hours left before the game. Now, get freshened up. 899 01:28:32,199 --> 01:28:34,659 Here, what about Miss Goodthighs? 900 01:28:35,911 --> 01:28:39,748 Don't worry. I took care of her. Now concentrate on the game. 901 01:28:42,334 --> 01:28:45,087 Vesper, I've given this game a lot of thought. 902 01:28:45,170 --> 01:28:47,464 When I go into that casino tonight, 903 01:28:47,547 --> 01:28:51,927 I'm going to sit down opposite Le Chiffre, look him in the eye and say... 904 01:29:06,858 --> 01:29:08,902 No cards. 905 01:29:09,778 --> 01:29:12,656 - Neuf à la banque. - It's amazing! He never loses. 906 01:29:13,031 --> 01:29:16,201 La banque gagne. La partie est terminée. 907 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:18,412 Quiet. Absolute silence, please. 908 01:29:18,495 --> 01:29:22,541 For this experiment, I require the assistance of a young lady. 909 01:29:22,624 --> 01:29:25,001 You, madam. Look me in the eyes! 910 01:29:26,878 --> 01:29:29,756 And you, Georges, keep your eyes on my chips. 911 01:29:30,674 --> 01:29:34,594 I present you with the levitation of the Princess Ayisha, 912 01:29:35,804 --> 01:29:40,684 an illusion taught to me by an ancient vegetarian 913 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:44,229 in the mountain fastnesses of Tibet. 914 01:29:52,028 --> 01:29:55,532 She feels no pain. My assistants will enshroud her 915 01:29:55,615 --> 01:29:58,577 in this perfectly ordinary paisley shawl. 916 01:30:01,496 --> 01:30:04,499 Now will you all place your hands on the table? 917 01:30:24,394 --> 01:30:26,772 Now let's get the show off the ground. 918 01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:38,533 Keep your hand in place, madam, and continue to ascend into thin air. 919 01:30:39,701 --> 01:30:42,245 Don't take your eyes from her, not one of you. 920 01:30:42,370 --> 01:30:44,748 It is by your perfect concentration 921 01:30:44,831 --> 01:30:47,834 that the young lady remains floating in thin air. 922 01:30:47,959 --> 01:30:51,546 Excuse me, madam. Sorry to keep you hanging around. 923 01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:01,348 Monsieur. You wish to make a deposit? 924 01:31:01,431 --> 01:31:04,351 - Yes. - How much? 925 01:31:04,434 --> 01:31:07,854 - £100,000 sterling. - One hundred thou... 926 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:11,191 You can keep the case with my compliments. 927 01:31:12,067 --> 01:31:15,320 Thank you, monsieur. Could we have the name, please? 928 01:31:15,946 --> 01:31:17,823 Bond. James Bond. 929 01:31:18,198 --> 01:31:20,242 James B... 930 01:31:21,785 --> 01:31:24,871 - James Bond? - Yes, James Bond. 931 01:31:25,831 --> 01:31:28,208 Yes. James Bond. 932 01:31:29,126 --> 01:31:33,046 I wonder if you'd be kind enough to sign my autograph book. 933 01:31:33,797 --> 01:31:37,467 It's not for me, you understand. It's my little sister. 934 01:31:37,551 --> 01:31:39,678 I wonder if you'd be kind enough 935 01:31:39,803 --> 01:31:43,890 to put your autograph on that receipt for the £100,000 sterling. 936 01:31:43,974 --> 01:31:46,518 But of course, Mr Bond. 937 01:31:46,601 --> 01:31:49,146 It's not for me, it's for somebody else. 938 01:31:50,188 --> 01:31:53,608 - Now what happens? - We go to the casino director's office. 939 01:31:53,692 --> 01:31:55,986 Point me. Just point me. 940 01:32:01,032 --> 01:32:04,202 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 941 01:32:04,327 --> 01:32:07,831 Just a bit different from the Buckingham Club, that's all. 942 01:32:10,167 --> 01:32:13,503 - Bond has arrived. - Bond is here. All staff on the alert. 943 01:32:15,005 --> 01:32:17,048 Come in. 944 01:32:18,467 --> 01:32:21,219 Ah! Hello. How nice to see you again. 945 01:32:21,303 --> 01:32:23,430 - May I introduce... - We have met. 946 01:32:24,514 --> 01:32:27,225 Mr Slymington-Jones, Mr James Bond. 947 01:32:27,517 --> 01:32:30,270 How do you do? Do make yourself comfortable. 948 01:32:34,983 --> 01:32:37,861 I see you've put a tiger in your office. 949 01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:43,283 Yes. I have several actually. That one that you so cleverly spotted, 950 01:32:43,408 --> 01:32:45,535 the head on the wall over there, 951 01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:49,498 and the one you're about to trip over. Do be careful. 952 01:32:49,623 --> 01:32:51,500 Yes. 953 01:32:53,251 --> 01:32:55,796 The man in the white coat is Le Chiffre. 954 01:32:55,879 --> 01:32:58,673 Don't be afraid. It's a one-way mirror. 955 01:32:58,757 --> 01:33:00,801 - Which way? - That way. 956 01:33:03,261 --> 01:33:05,305 - No card. - No card. 957 01:33:07,557 --> 01:33:09,601 Neuf à la banque. 958 01:33:10,352 --> 01:33:14,189 Mr Bond, you can watch Le Chiffre better on here. 959 01:33:16,942 --> 01:33:20,695 He's bought the bank for the evening, and he's winning consistently. 960 01:33:20,779 --> 01:33:23,532 And showing off with his magic throughout. 961 01:33:37,045 --> 01:33:39,506 - Why the dark glasses? - Here. 962 01:33:45,846 --> 01:33:48,849 So if Le Chiffre wears the same kind of glasses, 963 01:33:48,974 --> 01:33:51,017 he knows every card on the table. 964 01:33:51,143 --> 01:33:53,520 - Infrared glasses. - The cheat! 965 01:33:55,147 --> 01:33:57,190 Listen, Evelyn. 966 01:33:57,315 --> 01:34:01,236 You win and he will almost certainly be killed by his organisation. 967 01:34:01,319 --> 01:34:04,656 - But he'd try and avoid that, wouldn't he? - If you win, yes. 968 01:34:04,740 --> 01:34:06,783 - How? - By trying to kill you. 969 01:34:06,908 --> 01:34:10,662 - As in dead? - Yes. But don't worry about that now. 970 01:34:10,954 --> 01:34:14,374 Let's go down there and you play the game of your life. 971 01:34:14,499 --> 01:34:18,879 Yes, I better had. There may not be too much more of it left. 972 01:34:21,631 --> 01:34:25,719 - Vesper... - Don't worry. I'll take care of you. 973 01:34:30,390 --> 01:34:33,727 - Well, then. It's all under control now. - I hope so. 974 01:34:34,394 --> 01:34:36,438 - Well, excuse me. - Willingly. 975 01:34:44,946 --> 01:34:46,990 Messieurs, faites vos jeux. 976 01:35:01,088 --> 01:35:03,757 I believe you have my name in a crevice. James Bond. 977 01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:06,760 - Pardon, monsieur? - Bond. James Bond. 978 01:35:06,843 --> 01:35:08,887 Oh, yes, Mr Bond. 979 01:35:09,387 --> 01:35:13,308 Bond? James Bond? The name is familiar. 980 01:35:13,892 --> 01:35:16,353 I don't believe I've had the pleasure. 981 01:35:16,937 --> 01:35:20,023 - I'm flattered you've heard of me. - I have heard of you, 982 01:35:20,107 --> 01:35:23,193 but not as an expert on baccarat. 983 01:35:23,276 --> 01:35:25,404 Well, I'm sorry you weren't told. 984 01:35:30,992 --> 01:35:33,787 Don't think that went unnoticed, Mr Bond. 985 01:35:34,746 --> 01:35:37,541 I see everything that goes on at this table. 986 01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:41,420 - Nothing escapes me. - I'm quite sure it doesn't. 987 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:43,547 But we mustn't forget that 988 01:35:43,672 --> 01:35:46,675 the beggar who is in the marketplace 989 01:35:46,758 --> 01:35:50,262 is completely deaf insomuch as far as listening 990 01:35:50,387 --> 01:35:53,974 to the song that is coming from the mockingbird is concerned. 991 01:35:54,057 --> 01:35:56,685 I'm sorry, Mr Bond, I don't get the connection. 992 01:35:58,270 --> 01:35:59,771 You will. 993 01:36:00,981 --> 01:36:03,024 Sim salabim. 994 01:36:11,783 --> 01:36:14,077 When you're quite ready. 995 01:36:14,202 --> 01:36:18,582 Now I require a perfectly ordinary gentleman's pocket handkerchief. 996 01:36:18,707 --> 01:36:22,878 From the pocket of one perfectly ordinary gentleman. 997 01:36:22,961 --> 01:36:25,756 That's the kind of remark that leads to war. 998 01:36:25,839 --> 01:36:27,883 How much better for all humanity 999 01:36:28,008 --> 01:36:31,678 if all the nations could learn to live together in peace. 1000 01:36:31,803 --> 01:36:34,181 Marvellous! 1001 01:36:35,891 --> 01:36:36,892 More! 1002 01:36:44,274 --> 01:36:48,445 That's finished, is it? Fantastic. Wonderful. Incredible. 1003 01:36:48,528 --> 01:36:53,909 Incredible, isn't it? Absolutely marvellous. I've never seen anything like it. 1004 01:36:55,327 --> 01:36:59,623 And now if you're ready, Monsieur Le Chiffre, I would like to play baccarat. 1005 01:36:59,706 --> 01:37:02,959 - I use the Evelyn Tremble method. - You read Tremble. 1006 01:37:04,169 --> 01:37:07,672 I thought he'd only published a few paperback editions. 1007 01:37:07,798 --> 01:37:10,467 Well, I have an autographed first edition. 1008 01:37:10,550 --> 01:37:14,554 It's a bit dog-eared now, mind you, but it nevertheless has a certain... 1009 01:37:14,638 --> 01:37:16,848 Uninformed quality? 1010 01:37:20,018 --> 01:37:24,022 Six à la ponte et neuf à la banque. La banque gagne. 1011 01:37:24,481 --> 01:37:27,150 Aren't you a little out of your depth, Mr Bond? 1012 01:37:27,234 --> 01:37:31,071 In the last 20 minutes I have ruined two Greeks and a maharajah. 1013 01:37:31,196 --> 01:37:34,699 You know, Mr Bond, we aren't playing for marbles. 1014 01:37:34,783 --> 01:37:40,122 The night is young and the rose garden is already littered with my victims. 1015 01:37:40,205 --> 01:37:45,961 Yes, but the beggar in marketplace are deaf to song of nightingale. 1016 01:37:46,420 --> 01:37:50,173 - You amuse me, Mr Bond. - I'm glad you're enjoying me. 1017 01:37:50,465 --> 01:37:53,260 Shall we double the bank? 1018 01:37:54,261 --> 01:37:56,805 If it'll improve your game. 1019 01:38:04,563 --> 01:38:07,107 Pas de cartes. No card. 1020 01:38:18,702 --> 01:38:21,538 - Sept à la banque. - He never loses! 1021 01:38:22,038 --> 01:38:24,416 Cinq à la ponte. La banque gagne. 1022 01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:27,377 What about one for the road? 1023 01:38:28,128 --> 01:38:31,882 It looks as though luck isn't on your side of the road, old man. 1024 01:38:32,007 --> 01:38:34,384 She has a habit of moving around. 1025 01:38:34,509 --> 01:38:38,013 Then we might as well double the bank again. 1026 01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:43,018 Suppose I were to treble it? 1027 01:38:43,143 --> 01:38:45,604 Treble it? You haven't any chips! 1028 01:38:47,939 --> 01:38:50,150 I think my credit's good. 1029 01:38:52,110 --> 01:38:54,154 Bond credit good. 1030 01:38:54,279 --> 01:38:56,740 The bank now stands at 50 million francs. 1031 01:39:04,039 --> 01:39:06,083 Very well. 1032 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:09,795 Goodbye, Mr Bond. It's been nice knowing you. 1033 01:39:24,309 --> 01:39:26,603 Pas de cartes. No card. 1034 01:39:48,417 --> 01:39:50,877 - Baccarat. - He lost! 1035 01:39:53,255 --> 01:39:55,298 La ponte gagne. 1036 01:39:55,424 --> 01:39:58,218 Goodbye, Monsieur Le Chiffre. It was nice knowing you. 1037 01:39:58,301 --> 01:40:01,638 Let's not say goodbye, Mr Bond. Let's just say au revoir. 1038 01:40:01,721 --> 01:40:04,182 - Lovely! - Credit my account, would you? 1039 01:40:05,517 --> 01:40:07,978 La partie est terminée. 1040 01:40:08,770 --> 01:40:13,567 - A remarkable performance, Mr Bond. - Thank you. Trifle unusual but... 1041 01:40:13,692 --> 01:40:16,528 - How would you like the money? - A cheque in a Swiss bank. 1042 01:40:16,611 --> 01:40:20,449 - Would you like the cheque now? - Yes, now, yes. 1043 01:40:20,574 --> 01:40:23,410 I'll tell the cashier. You can pick it up as you go out. 1044 01:40:23,493 --> 01:40:25,537 - Excuse me. - Willingly. 1045 01:40:27,038 --> 01:40:31,585 Mr Bond, what are your movements for the rest of the evening? 1046 01:40:32,461 --> 01:40:37,424 We thought we'd have a bite to eat and then back to the hotel. 1047 01:40:37,507 --> 01:40:40,510 And you're leaving Royale first thing in the morning. 1048 01:40:40,594 --> 01:40:41,678 Are we? 1049 01:40:41,803 --> 01:40:45,056 The inspector isn't asking us. He's telling us. 1050 01:40:45,182 --> 01:40:48,769 A police car will escort you from the hotel to the airport. 1051 01:40:48,894 --> 01:40:50,771 - Mr Mathis. - Yes? 1052 01:40:50,854 --> 01:40:52,981 Something's been worrying me. 1053 01:40:53,106 --> 01:40:57,319 You're a French police officer and yet you have a Scots accent. 1054 01:40:57,611 --> 01:41:00,781 Aye. It worries me, too. 1055 01:41:26,932 --> 01:41:30,185 Haven't by any chance seen a young lady in a green dress? 1056 01:41:30,268 --> 01:41:33,355 Would that be a lady with a black bag over her head 1057 01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:36,149 being manhandled by two unsavoury gentlemens? 1058 01:41:36,233 --> 01:41:38,693 - Could very well be. - She went that way, sir. 1059 01:41:38,777 --> 01:41:41,863 In a car. A very fast car! 1060 01:41:42,614 --> 01:41:44,658 - Moss? - Yes, sir. 1061 01:41:44,783 --> 01:41:46,827 - Follow that car! - Yes, sir. 1062 01:41:48,453 --> 01:41:50,580 I'll use Fangio next time. Idiot! 1063 01:41:53,041 --> 01:41:55,335 Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried 1064 01:41:55,419 --> 01:41:59,089 by the time it's taken me to get into this Lotus Formula Three. 1065 01:41:59,214 --> 01:42:04,094 They don't realise that although Le Chiffre thinks he has a faster car than me, 1066 01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:06,763 I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three! 1067 01:42:22,696 --> 01:42:24,906 Wake up, Mr Bond. Wake up. 1068 01:42:28,910 --> 01:42:32,914 Well, now, Mr Bond. You've had your little victory at the baccarat table. 1069 01:42:32,998 --> 01:42:36,418 Now it's my turn. I'm going to have to have that cheque, Mr Bond. 1070 01:42:36,543 --> 01:42:39,004 Smersh is going to be very unhappy. 1071 01:42:39,129 --> 01:42:43,258 - You mean you're going to torture me? - Persuade you, Mr Bond. Persuade you. 1072 01:42:48,346 --> 01:42:53,477 Don't worry about that chair with the hole. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered. 1073 01:42:53,602 --> 01:42:56,313 - By me. - You have an inventive mind, Mr Bond. 1074 01:42:56,396 --> 01:42:59,149 But my methods are much more subtle. They have to be. 1075 01:42:59,566 --> 01:43:03,945 - What are you going to do? - Physically, I'm not going to do anything. 1076 01:43:04,071 --> 01:43:06,448 Oh, you're going to nothing me to death. 1077 01:43:07,157 --> 01:43:12,370 Torture of the mind. The most exquisite torture is all in the mind. 1078 01:43:25,592 --> 01:43:27,803 I'm going to have to have that cheque, Mr Bond. 1079 01:43:37,312 --> 01:43:39,689 Suppose Mr Bond isn't ready to give it to you? 1080 01:43:39,773 --> 01:43:42,859 You are a tiresome little man. Let's try another approach. 1081 01:43:45,195 --> 01:43:47,489 It's a beauty contest, Mr Bond. 1082 01:43:58,125 --> 01:44:00,419 You're supposed to pick the winner. 1083 01:45:07,152 --> 01:45:11,698 - Excuse me. Are you Richard Burton? - No, I'm Peter O'Toole. 1084 01:45:11,782 --> 01:45:14,618 Then you're the finest man that ever breathed. 1085 01:45:16,536 --> 01:45:18,914 - God bless you, sir. - Thank you. 1086 01:45:49,569 --> 01:45:51,530 You've changed my plans, Miss Lynd. 1087 01:45:51,613 --> 01:45:54,950 But neither you nor Bond will leave here till I get that cheque! 1088 01:45:55,075 --> 01:45:56,868 Mr Tremble? 1089 01:45:58,537 --> 01:46:01,456 Never trust a rich spy. 1090 01:46:03,583 --> 01:46:09,005 Le Chiffre, you're a fool. Smersh believed you could win at baccarat. 1091 01:46:09,339 --> 01:46:11,967 - All I need is 24 hours! - It's too late. 1092 01:46:35,824 --> 01:46:41,037 Oh, Daddy, I do so long to meet him. All the girls do. He really turns me on. 1093 01:46:41,121 --> 01:46:44,624 - Did that finishing school teach you that? - No, I taught them. 1094 01:46:44,708 --> 01:46:47,669 Now run along and watch the Changing of the Guard. 1095 01:46:47,753 --> 01:46:52,132 - I bet Mummy would have taken me in. - Mummy took everyone in. 1096 01:47:26,666 --> 01:47:29,044 Put me down! Put me down!! 1097 01:47:29,169 --> 01:47:32,172 - What is it, a film? - It must be a commercial. 1098 01:48:16,675 --> 01:48:20,011 No time for window-gazing, Moneypenny. Mata's been kidnapped. 1099 01:48:20,137 --> 01:48:23,014 - But... - That's an unidentified flying object. 1100 01:48:23,098 --> 01:48:25,934 And our fastest jets trying to track it down. Control? 1101 01:48:26,017 --> 01:48:28,395 - That's the canteen. - Control! 1102 01:48:28,520 --> 01:48:31,940 Contact all operatives. We must find out where it lands. 1103 01:48:32,023 --> 01:48:35,861 - Air Ministry. They've lost it. - Lost it? You were right on its tail. 1104 01:48:35,986 --> 01:48:38,864 Well, you must have one plane fast enough... I see. 1105 01:48:38,947 --> 01:48:41,491 They stopped building those last week. 1106 01:48:43,577 --> 01:48:46,121 I wonder if you'd care to help us. 1107 01:48:46,747 --> 01:48:50,584 - Could you come back... - Do please come in, Sister. 1108 01:48:52,210 --> 01:48:55,297 It's our annual collection for needy girls. 1109 01:48:58,925 --> 01:49:01,136 Your receipt? 1110 01:49:04,181 --> 01:49:08,894 This department has always been very helpful to needy girls. 1111 01:49:09,728 --> 01:49:13,064 That's strange. We've never had a receipt before. 1112 01:49:15,859 --> 01:49:20,405 "They're taking your daughter to Casino Royale. Sister McTarry." 1113 01:49:23,158 --> 01:49:25,202 The Prime Minister, urgently. 1114 01:50:06,326 --> 01:50:07,953 Daddy'll come after me. 1115 01:50:08,036 --> 01:50:11,790 - That's what we're hopin'. - You won't get away with this. 1116 01:50:12,707 --> 01:50:16,545 Move to the door, Mata Bond. You are a prisoner of Smersh. 1117 01:50:16,670 --> 01:50:21,383 We already have most of your father's agents here. You will complete the set. 1118 01:50:29,933 --> 01:50:33,603 - Looks like a Smersh convention. - Le directeur wishes to see you. 1119 01:50:33,687 --> 01:50:37,691 - It is about your daughter. - Tactic 4B if necessary. 1120 01:50:40,444 --> 01:50:42,904 I will tell him you are here. 1121 01:51:12,893 --> 01:51:14,936 Hold it! Back up. 1122 01:51:17,731 --> 01:51:19,775 Face the curtains! 1123 01:51:20,525 --> 01:51:22,569 March! 1124 01:51:23,445 --> 01:51:27,282 You are now entering the Smersh headquarters of Dr Noah. 1125 01:51:28,533 --> 01:51:30,577 Tactic 33A. 1126 01:51:34,790 --> 01:51:36,833 Now! 1127 01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:03,527 Operation James Bond completed. 1128 01:52:03,610 --> 01:52:06,404 Dr Noah, I presume. Why don't you come out and face me? 1129 01:52:06,488 --> 01:52:08,949 Because you are going to come in and face me. 1130 01:52:09,032 --> 01:52:11,076 Sir! 1131 01:52:12,702 --> 01:52:14,746 Moneypenny! 1132 01:52:38,603 --> 01:52:42,190 This is an historic day in our saga, Sir James. 1133 01:52:43,191 --> 01:52:47,487 The day Smersh finally eliminated the original James Bond. 1134 01:52:47,821 --> 01:52:51,324 - His world will soon follow. - This is all very impressive. 1135 01:52:51,408 --> 01:52:55,328 You might be even more impressed to meet one of my 1,000 doubles. 1136 01:52:58,748 --> 01:53:02,794 Waiting for the moment when I command them to take over the world. 1137 01:53:03,336 --> 01:53:05,630 It's fantastic. May I take a closer look? 1138 01:53:06,131 --> 01:53:08,341 It's quite perfect. 1139 01:53:24,357 --> 01:53:27,360 - Good Lord! It's my nephew. - Jimmy Bond? 1140 01:53:27,486 --> 01:53:32,365 This explains the Caribbean assignment. Is this some kind of a joke? 1141 01:53:34,493 --> 01:53:37,579 - He can't speak! - Never could in my presence. 1142 01:53:37,662 --> 01:53:41,666 Psychological block he's had since childhood, based on hero worship. 1143 01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:45,796 - He's Dr Noah? - My nephew the head of Smersh? 1144 01:53:46,088 --> 01:53:51,134 I have been bombed, bullied and baited out of retirement to deal with you? 1145 01:53:51,259 --> 01:53:54,346 - Do you suppose he's a junkie? - Leave this to me. 1146 01:53:54,471 --> 01:53:58,517 Now, Jimmy, as your uncle I really must insist... 1147 01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:01,937 - What is it? - He's put a sheet of glass between us. 1148 01:54:08,068 --> 01:54:12,114 I never should have let Nellie send him to progressive school. 1149 01:54:14,282 --> 01:54:15,909 What's that? 1150 01:54:15,992 --> 01:54:20,956 Dr Noah's bacillus? Now, Jimmy, even you wouldn't release germ warfare. 1151 01:54:21,498 --> 01:54:26,128 Handle these capsules with care. Dr Noah's bacillus is highly contagious. 1152 01:54:26,253 --> 01:54:30,006 When distributed in the atmosphere it will make all women beautiful 1153 01:54:30,090 --> 01:54:32,551 and destroy all men over 4ft 6. 1154 01:54:32,676 --> 01:54:37,139 - Please handle these capsules with care. - So that's your plan, huh? 1155 01:54:37,222 --> 01:54:42,018 A world full of beautiful women and all men shorter than yourself. 1156 01:54:56,575 --> 01:55:01,538 Good evening. All this just to make up for your feeling of sexual inferiority? 1157 01:55:12,007 --> 01:55:15,177 I'm beginning to think you're a trifle neurotic. 1158 01:55:35,947 --> 01:55:40,035 Maybe you can explain. Why was I abducted and subjected to this? 1159 01:55:40,410 --> 01:55:45,123 Because, of all Uncle James's 007s, you're the most beautiful and desirable. 1160 01:55:45,248 --> 01:55:47,876 Do you treat all the girls you desire this way? 1161 01:55:47,959 --> 01:55:51,713 Yes! I undress them and tie them up. I learned that in the Boy Scouts. 1162 01:55:51,838 --> 01:55:56,093 Let me ask you a question. Do I appear menacing to you at all? 1163 01:55:56,176 --> 01:55:59,096 - What are you laughing at? - Nothing. I just think... 1164 01:55:59,179 --> 01:56:02,933 Did you see yourself in the mirror lately? I think you should. 1165 01:56:03,016 --> 01:56:07,646 You are a wretched, grotesque, ridiculous, insignificant little monster. 1166 01:56:07,771 --> 01:56:12,067 Are you saying to me that you find Uncle James more attractive than I am? 1167 01:56:12,150 --> 01:56:15,821 Uncle James? He's a real man. Wow! 1168 01:56:15,946 --> 01:56:19,699 Do you realise that anything Uncle James can do I can do better? 1169 01:56:19,825 --> 01:56:22,202 That will be the day. 1170 01:57:13,253 --> 01:57:15,964 You're crazy. You are absolutely crazy. 1171 01:57:16,298 --> 01:57:20,218 - They called Einstein crazy. - No one ever called Einstein crazy. 1172 01:57:20,343 --> 01:57:24,473 - They would have if he behaved like this. - People respected Einstein. 1173 01:57:24,556 --> 01:57:28,059 Einstein could never have conceived of something like this. 1174 01:57:28,143 --> 01:57:32,689 It looks like an aspirin, it tastes like an aspirin, but it's not an aspirin. 1175 01:57:32,773 --> 01:57:37,903 - It's cyanide. - This pill contains 400 tiny time pills. 1176 01:57:37,986 --> 01:57:41,573 They go off in the body, forming a chain reaction, 1177 01:57:41,698 --> 01:57:44,242 and turn the person into a walking atomic bomb. 1178 01:57:44,367 --> 01:57:47,454 Einstein's bomb was crude. This is brilliant. 1179 01:57:47,829 --> 01:57:49,873 It's crude to tie up women. 1180 01:57:50,081 --> 01:57:53,168 In a week it'll be April Fools' Day, my birthday. 1181 01:57:53,293 --> 01:57:58,340 All world leaders will be assassinated and my doubles will take their places. 1182 01:57:58,423 --> 01:58:00,967 In five days' time I'll be ruler of the Earth. 1183 01:58:01,968 --> 01:58:05,555 - How would you like to be my co-ruler? - Why not? 1184 01:58:05,680 --> 01:58:09,101 - Why not? You hate me. - I don't know. 1185 01:58:09,184 --> 01:58:12,521 I'm beginning to wonder if the real genius of the Bond family 1186 01:58:12,604 --> 01:58:15,315 is not right here in the room with me now. 1187 01:58:16,399 --> 01:58:18,610 - Why don't you unlock me? - Yes, I will. 1188 01:58:18,693 --> 01:58:21,696 I'll unlock you immediately and we'll run amok. 1189 01:58:21,822 --> 01:58:24,282 If you're too tired, we'll walk amok. 1190 01:58:24,407 --> 01:58:28,328 I'm so sorry for all the things I said. I didn't really mean it. 1191 01:58:28,453 --> 01:58:33,166 - Here. Slip into this. - Just a moment. Be careful. 1192 01:58:33,291 --> 01:58:35,585 Yes. I don't want to damage any of your parts. 1193 01:58:35,710 --> 01:58:37,754 Thanks. 1194 01:58:40,173 --> 01:58:41,800 Thank you. 1195 01:58:41,883 --> 01:58:46,054 Now, turn yourself like a nice fool while I slip this on. 1196 01:58:46,138 --> 01:58:48,181 Yes. Yes, I'll wait over here. 1197 01:58:48,306 --> 01:58:52,686 This'll show Sir James once and for all which of us has the perfect body. 1198 01:58:52,769 --> 01:58:55,313 The poor boob! Hurry, my dear. 1199 01:58:55,439 --> 01:58:58,066 I have great plans for us. 1200 01:59:00,652 --> 01:59:04,322 It's vaporised lysergic acid. It's highly explosive. 1201 01:59:06,283 --> 01:59:09,536 You are now entering Dr Noah's personal aircraft 1202 01:59:09,619 --> 01:59:12,873 where our beloved leader has assembled a collection 1203 01:59:12,998 --> 01:59:15,709 of the world's most distinguished doubles. 1204 01:59:15,792 --> 01:59:20,088 Dr Noah's jet orbital space plane welcomes you aboard. 1205 01:59:20,839 --> 01:59:25,719 A great likeness, isn't she? I copied her right down to the last... 1206 01:59:25,802 --> 01:59:30,265 The two of us have had some profoundly moving religious experiences. 1207 01:59:30,390 --> 01:59:34,227 How do you like this place? I had a decorator help me, but I worked with her. 1208 01:59:34,352 --> 01:59:37,105 Your leader has remoulded ordinary agents 1209 01:59:37,189 --> 01:59:42,319 into replicas of the world's greatest figures in culture, politics and the arts. 1210 01:59:42,444 --> 01:59:45,614 - Look! They're uncovered! - These are not doubles. 1211 01:59:45,739 --> 01:59:49,826 These are the real people. I've already substituted my robots for them. 1212 01:59:49,910 --> 01:59:54,456 At this very minute the world is being ruled by duplicates under my control. 1213 01:59:54,539 --> 01:59:56,833 Well, that explains a lot of things. 1214 01:59:56,917 --> 01:59:59,544 Your rain-cooled Taittinger, sir. 1215 01:59:59,628 --> 02:00:01,671 The drink! 1216 02:00:03,298 --> 02:00:05,425 And for you. 1217 02:00:05,550 --> 02:00:10,889 Think of it. A world free of poverty and pestilence and war. 1218 02:00:10,972 --> 02:00:13,350 A world where all men are created equal. 1219 02:00:13,433 --> 02:00:16,770 Where a man, no matter how short, can score with a top broad. 1220 02:00:16,895 --> 02:00:21,149 Where each man, regardless of race, creed, colour, gets free dental work 1221 02:00:21,233 --> 02:00:25,153 and a chance of subscription-buying all the good things in life. 1222 02:00:25,237 --> 02:00:27,364 But, Noah, you are for all this? 1223 02:00:27,489 --> 02:00:29,950 No, no. I'm against all this. 1224 02:00:30,033 --> 02:00:32,494 I love politics! 1225 02:00:34,329 --> 02:00:37,916 - To your future. - I'll drink to that. 1226 02:00:41,044 --> 02:00:42,921 My very special champagne. 1227 02:00:43,046 --> 02:00:47,300 - With your very special pill in it. - What are you talking about? 1228 02:00:47,384 --> 02:00:51,138 It looks like an aspirin, it tastes like an aspirin, but it isn't an aspirin. 1229 02:00:51,221 --> 02:00:54,891 - And you just swallowed it. - You're lying. 1230 02:00:57,185 --> 02:01:02,649 398 more of those little pills to go off. Have a real bomb of an evening! 1231 02:01:03,150 --> 02:01:06,153 Alka Seltzer! 1232 02:01:07,821 --> 02:01:09,865 Right? 1233 02:01:29,217 --> 02:01:31,428 Charge! 1234 02:01:34,264 --> 02:01:36,308 Delightful vintage, sir. 1235 02:01:36,433 --> 02:01:39,060 - 297. - Smooth to the palate. 1236 02:01:39,686 --> 02:01:43,356 Here. There's a fish in my mixture. You fool! 1237 02:01:45,817 --> 02:01:48,820 I say! Super place for a coming-out party. 1238 02:01:48,945 --> 02:01:51,156 Now now, Mata. 1239 02:01:51,573 --> 02:01:53,867 - Through here! - Down! 1240 02:02:06,296 --> 02:02:09,216 Look! Quick, before the fuse burns out. 1241 02:02:14,304 --> 02:02:16,848 Try not to look conspicuous. 1242 02:02:18,934 --> 02:02:21,812 - Good Lord! It's one of ours. - Sir! 1243 02:02:21,895 --> 02:02:25,732 - We've got to get out before he blows up! - We've got to find that office. 1244 02:02:25,857 --> 02:02:29,027 - What office? - The one we came down in, of course. 1245 02:02:31,696 --> 02:02:33,740 Leave this to me. 1246 02:02:35,575 --> 02:02:38,745 Where's the office? The office. 1247 02:02:39,329 --> 02:02:41,957 Come on! Quick. 1248 02:02:43,583 --> 02:02:46,211 That's very civil of you, sir. Thank you. 1249 02:02:50,257 --> 02:02:52,801 - Come on, give me a hand. - Look out! 1250 02:02:54,219 --> 02:02:56,763 Follow me! 1251 02:03:01,101 --> 02:03:02,811 Charge! 1252 02:03:07,482 --> 02:03:11,486 Mata, put your finger in the tiger's ear. It works the doors. 1253 02:03:14,322 --> 02:03:17,325 - Good. - What's the strategy, sir? 1254 02:03:17,409 --> 02:03:20,370 Get out of the bloody place before it blows up. 1255 02:03:24,124 --> 02:03:28,295 - Everybody stay close behind me. - I'm not chancing that casino again. 1256 02:03:28,378 --> 02:03:32,132 - I'd rather slide down a drainpipe. - Beautiful, but no stamina. 1257 02:03:35,135 --> 02:03:38,221 Get the girls out the back way. I'm sorry I got you into this. 1258 02:03:38,305 --> 02:03:41,641 Good heavens, Daddy. I couldn't have enjoyed it more. 1259 02:03:41,725 --> 02:03:44,186 Over there. 1260 02:03:45,604 --> 02:03:48,231 Clear the building. It's liable to blow up. 1261 02:03:48,315 --> 02:03:50,942 I want London. Whitehall double 0, 07. 1262 02:03:53,111 --> 02:03:55,322 Too bad you won't get it, Sir James. 1263 02:03:55,447 --> 02:03:58,450 I went through a lot of trouble to bring you here. 1264 02:03:58,533 --> 02:04:01,161 Dear Vesper. The things you do for money. 1265 02:04:01,578 --> 02:04:03,789 This time it's for love, Sir James. 1266 02:04:03,872 --> 02:04:06,333 - Don't expect... - Back to the office. 1267 02:04:08,293 --> 02:04:11,254 The American aid, sir. It's arrived. 1268 02:04:36,655 --> 02:04:38,240 80. 1269 02:04:39,324 --> 02:04:40,742 79. 1270 02:05:46,725 --> 02:05:48,769 Geronimo! 1271 02:05:56,151 --> 02:05:57,778 51. 1272 02:06:31,686 --> 02:06:34,940 - Glad we could be of help, sir. - Good Lord! Ransome, isn't it? 1273 02:06:35,065 --> 02:06:37,692 A-OK, Sir James. CIC at CIA. 1274 02:06:37,776 --> 02:06:42,072 Don't start all that again. I haven't worked out your last lot yet. 1275 02:06:43,490 --> 02:06:46,576 - As you were saying, sir? - A-OK, Ransome. A-OK. 1276 02:06:48,203 --> 02:06:49,454 - Ciao. - Ciao. 1277 02:06:50,580 --> 02:06:52,165 37. 1278 02:06:53,792 --> 02:06:55,919 - Les Français sont arrivés. - Pardon? 1279 02:06:56,002 --> 02:06:59,422 - Les Français sont là. - Sorry, my French is rather rusty. 1280 02:07:00,590 --> 02:07:03,593 - The French have arrived. - Splendid. Thank you. 1281 02:07:03,677 --> 02:07:05,637 Look out! 1282 02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:08,598 - Merde! - What? Look in the book. 1283 02:07:08,682 --> 02:07:11,143 - Ouch. - This way. 1284 02:07:12,644 --> 02:07:14,688 Police! 1285 02:07:35,834 --> 02:07:38,211 I've been framed. 1286 02:07:38,295 --> 02:07:42,048 This gun shoots backwards. I just killed myself. 1287 02:07:43,216 --> 02:07:45,677 18. Wait! 1288 02:07:46,803 --> 02:07:48,388 17. 1289 02:08:33,391 --> 02:08:34,643 Four. 1290 02:08:35,352 --> 02:08:37,312 Three. Two. 1291 02:08:40,816 --> 02:08:43,443 # Seven James Bonds at Casino Royale 1292 02:08:43,527 --> 02:08:47,447 # They came to save the world and win the gal at Casino Royale 1293 02:08:51,868 --> 02:08:54,538 # Six of them went to a heavenly spot 1294 02:08:54,621 --> 02:08:59,417 # The seventh one is going to a place where it's terribly hot 1295 02:09:02,129 --> 02:09:05,549 # The formula is safe with old 007 1296 02:09:07,008 --> 02:09:09,636 # He's got a redhead in his arms 1297 02:09:10,804 --> 02:09:13,348 # Though he's a lover, when you are in trouble 1298 02:09:13,473 --> 02:09:16,643 # Have no fear, look who's here 1299 02:09:17,144 --> 02:09:22,107 # James Bond! 1300 02:09:22,190 --> 02:09:24,651 # They've got us on the run 1301 02:09:24,776 --> 02:09:27,779 # With guns and knives 1302 02:09:30,282 --> 02:09:32,325 # We're fighting for our lives 1303 02:09:34,035 --> 02:09:36,079 # Have no fear, Bond is here 1304 02:09:37,664 --> 02:09:41,334 # He's going to save the world at Casino Royale 1305 02:09:57,017 --> 02:09:59,060 # At Casino Royale 1306 02:10:00,479 --> 02:10:04,399 # The formula is safe with old 007 1307 02:10:05,734 --> 02:10:08,195 # He's got a redhead in his arms 1308 02:10:09,070 --> 02:10:11,823 # Though he's a lover, when you are in trouble 1309 02:10:11,907 --> 02:10:15,660 # Have no fear, look who's here 1310 02:10:15,952 --> 02:10:20,832 # James Bond! 1311 02:10:20,916 --> 02:10:23,126 # They've got us on the run 1312 02:10:23,251 --> 02:10:26,421 # With guns and knives 1313 02:10:28,924 --> 02:10:30,967 # We're fighting for our lives 1314 02:10:32,886 --> 02:10:35,013 # Have no fear, Bond is here 1315 02:10:36,389 --> 02:10:40,852 # He's going to save the world at Casino Royale 1316 02:10:40,977 --> 02:10:44,397 # James Bond is here 1317 02:10:44,523 --> 02:10:53,615 # So have no fear 1318 02:10:54,305 --> 02:11:00,923 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org