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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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Ah!

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(LAUGHS)

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Try as they will and
try as they might,

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who steals me gold won't
live through the night.

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(LAUGHS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Ahh...

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(IRISH ACCENT) A limousine?

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What in the world has
gotten into you, Mr. O'Grady?

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(IRISH ACCENT) Just the start,
my dear. Just the start.

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Take the last look at this dump.

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Tomorrow we'll be
looking at mansions.

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Mansions? Will you
listen to yourself?

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And a limousine?
We've got no money for this.

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Right inside.

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Did the funeral parlor
deliver the package?

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Aye. 'Tis on the porch
where they left it.

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I don't want to touch it.

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Will you tell me what's going
on here, Daniel O'Grady?

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- (LAUGHS)
- Will that be all, sir?

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Ah. Joseph.

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Bon voyage, captain.

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Thank you very much, sir.
You have a nice evening.

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Ma'am.

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What's going on here is we're rich.

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You were supposed
to bury your mother,

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not send her ashes all
the way from Ireland.

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- What are you going to do?
- It's not me mother's ashes.

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Gold, Leah! Gold!

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- What in the Lord's name?
- (COINS DROPPING ON FLOOR)

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A pot of gold.
A wee person, a leprechaun.

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I caught him and made him
show me where his gold is.

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(LAUGHS) It's the rule, you know.

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Aye, you're a drunken fool,
and a storyteller.

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- (THUNDERCLAP)
- It's the truth, I'm telling...

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There's a storm brewing.

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I'm telling you the truth.

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Come on to bed, now, and I'll
make you a pot of nice hot tea.

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Leprechaun indeed.

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Pot of gold. Whatever next?

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(THUNDERCLAP)

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(WATER BOILING)

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(CHILD'S VOICE, WHIMPERING)

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Dan? Dan, is that you?

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CHILD'S VOICE:
♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪

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♪ Little lamb, little lamb ♪

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♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪

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♪ Whose fleece was white as snow ♪

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♪ He followed her to school one day ♪

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♪ School one day school one day ♪

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♪ He followed her to school one day ♪

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♪ Which was against the rules ♪

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I can't breathe.
Please open the suitcase.

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I'm going to suffocate.

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(LEPRECHAUN LAUGHS)

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Do you like the gold
buckles on me shoes?

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I want me gold now!

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Oh, God, no!

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Oh.

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No problem.

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- I smell some tea brewing.
- (THUNDERCLAP)

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I hid the gold, Leah. We're rich now.

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(LAUGHS)

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LEAH'S VOICE:
Where did you hide it, Dan?

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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LEAH'S VOICE: Did you hide it
somewhere near the house?

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Tell me where you hid the gold.

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How did you find me?

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) The wee
people have their magical ways.

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I knew it. What have
you done with my wife?

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Oh. Oh, the poor lass.

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I should've told her
to watch her step.

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I got ya! It's my gold!

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I'll fix him. I'll get him.

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Your wife makes a fine pot
of tea, Danny me boy.

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- (THUNDERCLAP)
- LEPRECHAUN: Where did you get that?

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- I'll fix you, you bastard!
- No! No!

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Here's what you'll get, you monster.

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Get it away! Put it away!

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I got the gold fair and square.

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Them were the rules.

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(LAUGHS) Catch me if you can!

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You can't get away.

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LEPRECHAUN: Looking for something?

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What did you do?

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You... You killed my wife.

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LEAH'S VOICE: Hello, Dan. I'm okay.

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I just got a little kink in me neck.

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I should have killed you when
I caught you in Ireland.

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LEAH'S VOICE: Give him the gold, Dan.

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He's a nice little leprechaun.

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I'll give you more than gold!

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(GUNSHOTS)

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Your bullets won't stop me forever.

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I'll keep coming back.

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The power of this clover will
keep you in there forever.

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LEPRECHAUN:
Get that damn clover off this crate!

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I told you you couldn't kill me.

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Where's me gold, Danny me boy?

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Oh, Danny, don't strain yourself now.

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No, not gasoline.

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You can't burn me. I won't let ya.

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(LAUGHS)

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Don't strain yourself.

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You're not as young
as you used to be.

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You might have a stroke.

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I curse ye for all eternity.

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I traded me soul for me gold.

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You'll trade your life. (LAUGHS)

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If you give me me gold back...

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I'll go away.

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- Oh!
- Danny! What's wrong?

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(GASPING)

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Burn in hell,
you little green bastard!

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(LEPRECHAUN LAUGHING)

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Did the match go out, Danny?

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(CACKLING)

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(THUNDERCLAP)

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(RATTLING)

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<i>♪ I say I need a four-leaf clover ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One that's strong
and won't blow away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Won't you be my four-leaf clover ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Be my lucky charm
that's here to stay ♪</i>

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WOMAN: Dad, I'm still depressed.

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I mean, come on.
Here I am in New Mexico

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with my hick father
for the whole summer.

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- MAN: Hey.
- No offense.

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MAN: First of all, it's not New
Mexico, it's North Dakota.

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WOMAN: Like it matters.
All I care about is it's not L.A.

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Wait.

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This is a joke, right?

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This is our poor neighbor's house,

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and then you're gonna
take us to our house.

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Never judge a book
by its cover, honey.

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Dad, this book doesn't
even have a cover.

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I'm going to be miserable here.
There's no swimming pool.

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There's no shopping malls.
There's no cable.

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Bet you don't even have a TV.

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Oh, this sure ain't Beverly Hills.

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Ugh! I can't wait to see this house.

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Careful.

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Oh, great.

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Just when I thought this house
couldn't get any worse,

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an old basement.

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(SIGHS) Well, great place to store

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all the rocks and
pinecones I'm gonna find.

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Okay, okay. It's a little dusty.
I admit that.

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Just clean it up a little bit,
splash some paint around.

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Oh, God. You'll need to slap
some bulldozers around

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to fix this place up.

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Oh, God! Gross. Cobwebs.

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You're making too big a
deal out of this, honey.

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This is a great house.
I got a great buy on it.

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Yeah, from who, Dracula?

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How about I get a hotel
somewhere in town,

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and you can come visit,
like, once a week?

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- Hey, I'll pay for it.
- Tory, honey,

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you really think money's all you
need to get by in this life, huh?

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Okay. I'll go with that theory.

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(SCOFFS)

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Oh...

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(GASPS) Dad! Do you see that spider?

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It's huge. That thing could kill us.

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Okay, I'm going to turn around and
I'm walking out of this basement,

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and I'm going back up to the jeep.

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I'm making a reservation at
the nearest hotel in town.

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This is worse than summer camp!

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I'd rather sleep in a tent!

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(SIGHS)

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Wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Hello? We're breaking up.

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Wait. Okay. Okay. That's good.

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Okay, hi. I'd like to
make a reservation.

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Yes. I'd like it to be a really tall
room, and I want it to be very...

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- Ow! Oh!
- Great!

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- Who are you?
- Uh...

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I was a guy carrying
some paint thinner.

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Oh, G... Okay.

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Here. Does that cover?

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Wait. Hold on a second.

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You knock over my can
of paint thinner,

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and then you offer me 20 bucks?

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Okay. Okay.

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How about that? Will that do it?

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Uh, no.

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But maybe if you said you were
sorry, you know, it might.

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Okay. Here. Look, keep the change.
I'm in a really big hurry.

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There's a big, ugly, disgusting house
I'd just like to distance myself from.

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What, you mean this house here?
The O'Grady place?

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Yeah, that place. It's really gross.
There's bugs. There's cobwebs.

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God only knows what else is in there.

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- (LAUGHING)
- What's so funny?

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Well, I just think it's
funny the way girls

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are always afraid of spiders
and stuff, you know?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, wait a minute.

200
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Did I misplace my 1950s
calendar here? Girls?

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Listen, Bud. Okay, this is the '90s.

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Women are treated equal.

203
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,072
Well, first off, my name
isn't Bud, it's Nathan.

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And I don't know many guys
that are afraid of houses.

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- Oh, is that so?
- Yeah.

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Well, you know what? Neither am I.

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I'm not afraid of anything.

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- Okay.
- Right.

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- Tory? Honey?
- Yeah?

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- What?
- Let's go.

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What are you talking about?
What are you doing?

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I'm not gonna fight you anymore.
The house. You hate the house.

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- No...
- It's dirty, it's dusty.

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You really think I'm afraid of
a little dust and some bugs?

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Come on. Just put
the bags back, okay?

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I want to stay.

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Dad, would you put the bags back?

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I'm gonna stay.

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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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Anyway, listen, listen.

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It came right down out of the sky.

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There it was,

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this flying saucer.

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Had these really weird
lights, you know?

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And making all these weird noises.

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Kind of like... Kind of like,
"boop boop boop boop..."

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Ozzie, I thought you weren't
gonna tell any more stories.

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This really happened, Alex. It did.

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It's like magic, you know? Like...

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Like, um...

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Well, when you see
a star in the night sky...

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the first star...
you can make a wish.

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- It'll come true.
- Stop with the magic stuff.

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And no more lies, okay?

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How ya doin', boys? I'm J.D.

236
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I just met your brother Nathan.

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Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you.
This is my friend Ozzie.

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- How you doin', Ozzie?
- Hi.

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00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,515
So, you boys need any help out here?

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I'm afraid that our
liability insurance forbids

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anyone but us handling
the tools and equipment.

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00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,027
But thanks for the offer.

243
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,656
Boy, I could go for a beer right now.

244
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,408
You're too little to drink.

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Don't you ever,
ever drink that stuff!

246
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,454
- Hey, Ozzie, what's this?
- Hey!

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00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,128
Gotcha! Whoa! Let go!

248
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,055
(STAIR CREAKS)

249
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,065
Nathan?

250
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,376
(SCREAMS)

251
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,049
Oh, geez, I'm sorry. You all right?

252
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,635
I was on that shelf, looking for tarps.
I didn't know you were down here.

253
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,346
I was just trying to
make a peace offering,

254
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,307
but I think it's all in that crate.

255
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,309
Hope I didn't ruin what's inside.

256
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,228
Oh, you couldn't
damage what's in here.

257
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,190
- The O'Gradys collected a lot of junk.
- The O'Gradys?

258
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:14,110
Yeah, Dan O'Grady.
He used to own this place.

259
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,656
He was really a weird,
strange guy, you know?

260
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,367
Oh. You mean, weird and strange

261
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:25,339
like guys who drive dented pick-up
trucks and paint houses for a living?

262
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,124
Hey, let's see what
he's got in this thing.

263
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,502
Yeah.

264
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,296
Well, that is, of course,
unless you're scared.

265
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,549
(SCOFFS) Scared? Me?

266
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,969
Give me a crowbar.
I'll bust it open myself.

267
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,222
Got a hammer.

268
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,225
Fine. Hammer is good. Hammer.

269
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,352
- (GRUNTS)
- (OZZIE SCREAMS)

270
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,563
- That sounds like Ozzie.
- Aahh!

271
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,108
Oh, no!

272
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:57,779
As fashion statements go,
blue is not your best color.

273
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,366
Alex, I asked you to
hold that ladder steady.

274
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,910
- (LAUGHING)
- Now look what happened!

275
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,955
I'm not even gonna ask
what happened, really.

276
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,374
There's a bathroom off
the kitchen in there.

277
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,048
At least, it looked a
little like a bathroom.

278
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,589
- I don't even like blue.
- (LAUGHING)

279
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,933
(CHUCKLING)

280
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,147
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

281
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,323
CHILD'S VOICE: ♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪

282
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,658
♪ Little star ♪

283
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,411
- ♪ How I wonder ♪
- Hello?

284
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,290
♪ What you are ♪

285
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,964
♪ Up above the world so high ♪

286
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,468
- Who's in there?
- ♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪

287
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,346
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪

288
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:09,727
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

289
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,002
Hello?

290
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,294
Hello?

291
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,175
Wow. What neat junk.

292
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,803
CHILD'S VOICE:
Please let me out. Please.

293
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,014
Why won't you let me
out of this crate?

294
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,141
How did you get in there?

295
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,144
Please, let me out.

296
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,605
Please, I don't like it in here.

297
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,733
Please.

298
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,823
Hello?

299
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,408
Hello?

300
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,244
(YELLS)

301
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:12,123
(GRUNTS) I'm back.

302
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:21,716
Hey, tubby, you got a light
for an old leprechaun's pipe?

303
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,889
(CRUNCHING)

304
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:33,184
I'm starved.
Haven't eaten in ten years.

305
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,529
What... What are you?

306
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,858
What do I look like, me lad?

307
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,486
See the hat? The buckles on me shoes?

308
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,705
Why, I'm a leprechaun.

309
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,992
A shoemaker by trade.

310
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,245
And speaking of shoes,

311
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,747
yours could use a shine.

312
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,875
But first...

313
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:02,013
have you seen a crock
of gold lying around?

314
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:06,342
Tell me, or I'll bite your ear off,

315
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,012
and I'll make a boot out of it.

316
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,732
- (LAUGHING)
- (WHIMPERING)

317
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,445
You only got away 'cause
me powers are weak.

318
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,914
I need me gold!

319
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,283
There's a leprechaun in the basement!

320
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,993
Oh, there's a leprechaun
in the basement!

321
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:35,038
- Hold on. Slow down.
- He come right up out of a box.

322
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:38,666
He had these long really
scary fingers, and, uh...

323
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,170
He wasn't nice like Lucky Charms or
anything, and then he ate a bug!

324
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,421
A leprechaun?

325
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,341
Can we inject a little bit
of reality in here, please?

326
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,593
I saw him! I really did see him!

327
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,720
He even tried to polish my shoes!

328
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,264
- So, then, where's your pot of gold?
- That's what he said he wanted.

329
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,517
- He said he wanted his pot of gold.
- All right.

330
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,478
Where you going?

331
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,855
Well, if it'll make you
feel any better, Ozzie,

332
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,732
we'll all go down in the
basement and check it out.

333
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,401
Don't go in there, don't go
in there, don't go in there!

334
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:09,822
Hey. Okay? Just in case.

335
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,075
I better go with you.

336
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,285
Just in case.

337
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,120
Uh, Nathan? Nathan?

338
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,873
I don't think that stick's
gonna be big enough.

339
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:23,299
Well, wait. Wait for me.
I'm coming, just in case.

340
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,722
Geez, Ozzie, you really
busted up this crate.

341
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,017
No, no, no. No, I...
I did... I didn't do that.

342
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,437
Uh, that... that was the leprechaun.

343
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,940
Leprechaun.

344
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,445
Well, I don't see anything, Ozzie.

345
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:55,076
But... this guy was real.

346
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,578
I mean, he had buckles on his shoes,

347
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,748
and he had them real horrible teeth,

348
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,584
and they were all rotten and
everything, and... and, uh...

349
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:07,089
Oh, I... I know he
never does brush 'em.

350
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:11,384
- (CLATTERING)
- Th-That's him.

351
00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:14,354
He's gonna kill every one
of us, and I'm first.

352
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:33,156
- Ozzie, come here.
- I ain't goin' in that dark corner.

353
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,455
Neither am I.

354
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,537
- (CLATTER)
- What was that?

355
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,040
Hey, hang on. Hang on.

356
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:59,057
- (BOTH GASP)
- ALEX: It's only a rat.

357
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,727
It's just a rat. (LAUGHS)

358
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,021
Well, Ozzie, I think we
found your leprechaun.

359
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,398
- (SIGHS)
- No, no, no.

360
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,277
Y-You don't understand. He...
He was bigger than that.

361
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,529
All right, all right. I think
we've solved this mystery now.

362
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:16,283
Can we just get out of here?

363
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:34,258
- Hey! Hey, look up in the sky!
- So what, Ozzie?

364
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:38,013
- It's just a rainbow.
- It's a magic rainbow.

365
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:41,766
Leprechauns and rainbows.
It's a sign.

366
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:44,852
Yeah. Yeah, it's a sign, all right.
It's time to get back to painting.

367
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,938
- Come on.
- No, no, no. No.

368
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,940
We gotta go... go see
what's at the end.

369
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,234
Ozzie, you're embarrassing me.

370
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,903
Come on. Go with me.

371
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,822
We... We gotta get to
the end of the rainbow.

372
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,199
- There's always a pot of gold!
- NATHAN: Ozzie.

373
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,159
He's so easily sidetracked.

374
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,578
Like always, I'll take care of it
and get him back on the job.

375
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,998
Ozzie, come on! Alex!

376
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,084
Oh, come on. Let 'em
go chase rainbows.

377
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,836
Let's you and I go paint.

378
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,806
Um, this is biodegradable, right?

379
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,803
Ozzie, this is stupid! You can't
find the end of the rainbow!

380
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,648
Uh-oh.

381
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,518
It's where the rainbow ends.

382
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,436
ALEX: It does sort of
look like where it ends.

383
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:30,565
OZZIE: Hey, look. It's going away.

384
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,156
Don't cut yourself on any
of this rusty old metal.

385
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:42,287
If you do, it'll make
your jaw lock shut.

386
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,746
This is neat. Hey,
Ozzie, I got an idea.

387
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,623
- What?
- Let's hotwire this.

388
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:50,798
I don't think the battery
would be any good.

389
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,754
(SIGHS)

390
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,965
Ooh.

391
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:58,259
Look at that.

392
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,386
- Ooh!
- Give me it!

393
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,762
- No, no, no.
- Give me it!

394
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,182
- Just let me look at it for a minute!
- Give me it!

395
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,482
I'll give it right back to you,
I promise. I promise.

396
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,649
- Give me that.
- Hey!

397
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,112
ALEX: Wow! Look at that!

398
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,906
All right, here's your coin.

399
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,751
I found a bag full of 'em!

400
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,994
- Wow!
- Cool!

401
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:28,164
I told you. I told you! Uh-oh.

402
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,416
It's what that leprechaun
was talking about.

403
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,628
Will you stop with that
stupid leprechaun stuff?

404
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:37,298
We found this gold. Finders keepers.

405
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,551
I just hope it's real.

406
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,803
I know how to tell if it's real.
You just bite on it.

407
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,597
I seen it in a movie.

408
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:46,265
(GRUNTS)

409
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,101
(GULPS)

410
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:52,146
Oh, my God.
I swallowed that gold coin.

411
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,320
Nice going, Jaws.

412
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:58,236
Hey, hey, hey, can you die
from swallowing gold?

413
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,321
Yeah, after I kill you!

414
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,157
Now, you just let me
take charge, okay?

415
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,909
I'm just gonna keep one,

416
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,120
and then I can get it checked out
in town and see if it's real or not.

417
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:11,457
We're gonna hide the rest.
We can't tell anyone about this.

418
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,460
Right, right. Why?

419
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:18,172
'Cause you know how adults are,
especially when it comes to money.

420
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,675
They'll just try to take it away.

421
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,886
I got the perfect place to hide it...

422
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,555
the old well beside the house.

423
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,900
Hey, Ozzie, do you
know what this means?

424
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:34,272
We're rich, and... and I
can buy comics every week.

425
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,818
- Yeah, but you know what else?
- What else?

426
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:41,362
We can get you an operation.

427
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,990
- For what?
- To make you smart.

428
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,075
See, we can go to the hospital

429
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,536
and have them operate
and fix your brain.

430
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:52,456
But... But I-I'm smart.

431
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,918
Yeah, well, sort of.

432
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,254
What I mean is,
we could make you real smart.

433
00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:01,474
That way, people won't
make fun of you.

434
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,635
- They make fun of me?
- Not in front of you.

435
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:09,232
Only behind your back.
Come on. Let's go the well.

436
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:18,115
Come on!

437
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:32,788
Um, wait. Here, start in the corners.

438
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:36,793
Nice, even strokes.

439
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,046
Wow. That's it.

440
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,798
- You got it.
- Not bad, huh?

441
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,722
Yeah, yeah. A regular Picasso.

442
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,013
Put me out of business.

443
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,307
- Oh, need another can of paint.
- Oh, okay.

444
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,726
Well, you just watch how
a pro gets a can of paint.

445
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:57,276
All right. Let me get a rag first,
all right? Go ahead.

446
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:09,333
Ah...

447
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,331
Oh...

448
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,338
Nathan.

449
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:25,342
Nathan, come on. What are you doing?

450
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:31,430
Oh, my God.

451
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:34,934
(SCREAMS) Oh, what was that?

452
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,186
Oh, geez.

453
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,480
Honey, are you okay?
I heard you scream.

454
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,024
I thought that was
you rubbing my leg.

455
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,485
- And you let me?
- That's not the point.

456
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,445
Something was rubbing my leg,

457
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,657
like caressing it,
and it ran off over there.

458
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,992
J.D.: It's probably just
an old possum, honey.

459
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,828
No, Dad, that was
not an animal, okay?

460
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:56,747
I know what it feels like
when a man caresses my leg.

461
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,165
You do?

462
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,209
Look, we gotta get
these cuts cleaned up.

463
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,586
Yeah, I should probably go
look for that animal, huh?

464
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,005
- Absolutely.
- Wait. Why?

465
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,508
- Might have rabies.
- Great.

466
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,636
(CAT MEOWS)

467
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:14,098
- (CAT MEOWS)
- It was a cat.

468
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,892
I think we found your
secret admirer, honey.

469
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,987
- (CAT MEOWING)
- It wasn't a cat.

470
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,023
Sounds hurt. Come on,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

471
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,152
- Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
- (MEOWING CONTINUES)

472
00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:28,779
Come on, kitty. Come on.

473
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,830
Here kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

474
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,619
Here kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

475
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,205
Come on. Come on,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

476
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,041
- (SCREAMING)
- What? What?

477
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,793
- What?
- The cat bit me!

478
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,671
- TORY: Oh, my God.
- NATHAN: Okay. Put pressure on it.

479
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,882
- It bit me! It bit me!
- Oh, my God!

480
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:50,634
- Stay there. Put pressure on it.
- Oh, my God!

481
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,928
It's gonna be okay, Dad.
We're gonna take you to the hospital.

482
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,930
- Truck. Ozzie, Alex!
- It bit me!

483
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:57,475
We're taking him to the
emergency room, all right?

484
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,479
(GROANING)

485
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,398
Sit down, boy.

486
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:06,025
- (ENGINE STALLING)
- Aw, man.

487
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,651
- TORY: Oh, no!
- Come on.

488
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,571
- Alex!
- Shoot! The distributor cap.

489
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,494
Right.

490
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:19,255
Come on, come on!

491
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:25,969
(ENGINE STARTS)

492
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,679
(LAUGHING)

493
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,596
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)

494
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,646
(LAUGHING)

495
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,398
Hey, guys, we may be a while, okay?

496
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:48,275
So why don't you go get
a bite to eat at the café?

497
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,778
- We'll see you in a bit.
- All right.

498
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,783
- This is our chance.
- What, to get something to eat?

499
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:58,160
- No, to check out the gold coin.
- Oh, yeah.

500
00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,379
- Come on. It's getting dark.
- Okay.

501
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,838
(BELL DINGS)

502
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,632
(WHEEL SQUEAKING)

503
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:15,979
(LAUGHING)

504
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,438
I have never seen a coin like this.

505
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:26,605
The symbols,
incredibly strange markings.

506
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:29,733
Cut to the chase. What's it worth?

507
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:33,112
Well, if this is solid gold,

508
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,073
could be worth $500.

509
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:40,327
But if there's historical value,

510
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,914
it could be priceless.

511
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,709
Could I keep this
overnight and study it?

512
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,586
You won't lose it or
anything, will ya?

513
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,921
No, no. I'll put it in my safe.

514
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,382
I'll write up a receipt.

515
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,176
You, uh... You reckon that...
that coin

516
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:59,806
might've come from a leprechaun?

517
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,725
Never mind.

518
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,643
Okay, we'll come back tomorrow.

519
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,938
And let's just keep this between us.

520
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,774
- Okay.
- We better get to the restaurant.

521
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,744
They're gonna be pissed
we were gone so long.

522
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,864
(DOOR BELL DINGING)

523
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:20,084
(DOOR CLOSES)

524
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,601
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

525
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,747
I must be hearing things.

526
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,670
Huh.

527
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:15,056
Well, okay. I'll get
this put away right now.

528
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,224
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

529
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:56,593
Three left. Right.

530
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,427
There we go.

531
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:05,023
(GROWLS, LAUGHS)

532
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:08,234
I want me gold coin!

533
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,062
(SCREAMING)

534
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,522
(GROANING)

535
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:16,942
Me coin! (LAUGHS)

536
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:21,155
It's not nice to steal gold
coins from a leprechaun.

537
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:25,159
Bad shop owner. Bad shop owner.

538
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,994
Aaah!

539
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,121
I'll be back.

540
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:30,789
(GROANS)

541
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,041
Now we're going to play.

542
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,711
Do you want to play with me?

543
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,296
Oh, no!

544
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,300
No!

545
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,052
- ♪ This old lep, he played one ♪
- (GROANING)

546
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:46,897
♪ He played pogo on his lung ♪

547
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,850
Teach you to steal me gold.

548
00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,603
(LAUGHS)

549
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,354
Aw.

550
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:57,024
Can't have dirty shoes, now, can we?

551
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,118
(LAUGHS)

552
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:05,365
There. Nice and shiny.

553
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:10,087
Oh. You'll bounce back in no time.
(LAUGHS)

554
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:16,044
One gold coin, 99 to go. (LAUGHS)

555
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,297
By the luck of the Irish.

556
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:24,602
Ah...

557
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:37,105
<i>♪ Oh, won't you please ♪</i>

558
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,819
<i>♪ Be my four-leaf clover ♪</i>

559
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:46,198
<i>♪ Can you be my lucky charm ♪</i>

560
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,493
Are you sure you told Ozzie
and Alex where this place is?

561
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,286
I mean, they were
supposed to meet us here.

562
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,497
Relax. They're kids.
Probably just stopped off

563
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,624
to buy Ozzie a comic or something.

564
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:58,460
Boy, what a night.

565
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:02,214
My first day here, and my
father ends up in the hospital.

566
00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,801
Well, it's just for observation.
He'll be fine in the morning.

567
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:10,222
Look on the bright side, Tory.
I mean, the worst is over.

568
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:13,976
<i>♪ Oh, won't you please ♪</i>

569
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,900
(TIRES SCREECHING)

570
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,456
(ENGINE STARTS)

571
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:40,086
(SIREN WAILING)

572
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,600
(SIREN STOPS)

573
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:19,333
Say, aren't we a little
young to be out this late?

574
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:22,628
No. I'm 600 years old.

575
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:26,381
- Okay, smartass.
- (GROWLS)

576
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,509
Why don't you take that ridiculous
mask off and step out of the car?

577
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,930
It's not nice to make
fun of a leprechaun.

578
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,266
(CHUCKLING) Is that so?

579
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,566
- So now you're a leprechaun, huh?
- Uh-huh.

580
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,691
- Aah!
- (SCREAMING)

581
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,983
(LAUGHING)

582
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,906
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

583
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:53,538
(COUNTRY MUSIC)

584
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,954
You sure you don't want anything?

585
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,374
No. I mean, yes, I do want something.

586
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,794
What I wanted was a watercress salad

587
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:07,047
and an Evian water,
but they don't have that here.

588
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:10,217
All they have is cheap
whiskey and warm beer.

589
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,391
Well, here's water.

590
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,849
Geez. Thanks.

591
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,815
(GASPING)

592
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,864
Okay. Okay.

593
00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,582
(GROWLS)

594
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,082
Get away from me, you little creep!

595
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,585
Get away!

596
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,340
(GRUNTS) Aah!

597
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,219
Oh, God! Okay.

598
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,893
(LAUGHING)

599
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:17,081
So, you want to play
hide-and-seek, huh?

600
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:20,170
(LAUGHS)

601
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:31,344
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

602
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,500
- (LEPRECHAUN LAUGHING)
- (GASPS)

603
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,710
- Over here!
- (GASPS)

604
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,758
(LAUGHING)

605
00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:15,133
- (GASPS)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)

606
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:18,303
I'm over here. (LAUGHS)

607
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:21,648
- Stop.
- (LAUGHS)

608
00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,476
(GRUNTS)

609
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,020
(LAUGHING)

610
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,855
Stop!

611
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,149
(STAMMERING)

612
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,401
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.

613
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:36,738
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
- Leave me alone!

614
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:39,867
Leave me alone! (GRUNTS)

615
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:45,456
(LAUGHING)

616
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,009
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

617
00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:01,514
No more. (GROANS)

618
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,934
No more.

619
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:08,483
Where the fuck are you?

620
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,774
(CHUCKLES)

621
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:15,494
Oh, thank God.

622
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,544
Thank God...

623
00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:35,548
- (SCREAMING)
- (LAUGHING)

624
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,219
No! Oh, God!

625
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,597
(BONES CRACK)

626
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,270
Ahh...

627
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:55,942
Now, that was fun. (LAUGHS)

628
00:44:55,943 --> 00:45:00,030
You know, Tory,
you look a little skinny.

629
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:04,326
No offense, but, uh,
you should have some meatloaf.

630
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,912
- I got plenty, really.
- Oh, no.

631
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,998
- Do you know what that is?
- Yeah, it's meatloaf.

632
00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:13,043
No, that's cut-up dead cow.

633
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,587
Okay? And that's if you're
lucky, in this place.

634
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:20,342
See, I don't eat meat,
and I don't kill living things.

635
00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:22,969
- I feel very strongly about that.
- Really?

636
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,313
Really.

637
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:28,308
- All right.
- (DISHES CLATTER)

638
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:31,895
What are you... Nathan,
what are you doing?

639
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,272
Cut-up dead cow. That's what
your shoe is, you know?

640
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,320
Nathan, give me my shoe.

641
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,070
Nathan, give me my shoe back!

642
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:42,739
Come on! Look,
Alex and Ozzie are coming.

643
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,784
Would you try to set
a mature example?

644
00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:47,619
- Mmm.
- Sorry we're late.

645
00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,830
- Hey.
- Where have you been?

646
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,625
- We were down over at that place.
- (KICK LANDS)

647
00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:54,918
Ow!

648
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:57,342
(OWL HOOTING)

649
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:07,056
Now, where's me crock of gold?

650
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:17,279
Ah. There.

651
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,036
Dad! (LAUGHS)

652
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,134
Daah! Bah!

653
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:40,264
(SIGHS) I want me gold!

654
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,344
Ohh...

655
00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:52,188
Ooh. Ah.

656
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,816
(SCREAMS)

657
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:59,278
Oh... (CHUCKLES)

658
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,991
(SLURPS) Ah...

659
00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:08,667
Mmm. Mmm!

660
00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:14,631
(GRUNTING)

661
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:28,270
There. Ah.

662
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,689
(SPITS)

663
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:41,446
Ah. (BLOWS)

664
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,164
- NATHAN: Geez.
- ALEX: Oh, God.

665
00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:58,508
What the...

666
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:01,503
Oh, my God.

667
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,006
Uh-oh. I think something got in here.

668
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,800
No shit, Sherlock.

669
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,052
You better watch your
mouth and go wash it out

670
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,596
with soap right now, boy.

671
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:14,849
Sure. Sure.
And right after that, Ozzie,

672
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:18,524
I'll be sure to ground
myself for two weeks.

673
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,855
This is crazy.

674
00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,108
- What the hell's going on here?
- Well, it could've been a bear.

675
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,527
They sometimes come down
from the hills looking for food.

676
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:29,364
Great. My dad had to bring
food into this place.

677
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,616
You know what? That leprechaun...

678
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:34,953
he tried to shine my shoes,
and he said he was a shoemaker.

679
00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:38,039
Look, you guys can sit
around here and theorize...

680
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,501
bear or no bear...
but I am getting out of here.

681
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,753
As a matter of fact,
I'm walking out that door,

682
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,256
and I'm not coming back.

683
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,773
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)

684
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:58,351
A little too dark out there.

685
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,062
All right. Let's clean
this place up, all right?

686
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:04,988
Here. You know how to
work one of these, right?

687
00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,737
Okay. Fellas.

688
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:15,243
(OWL HOOTING)

689
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,995
Man!

690
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,247
Well, we finally got that
kitchen straightened up.

691
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:23,251
Yeah. I'm really beginning to
get the hang of this thing.

692
00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:25,336
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

693
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:29,182
- What's that?
- Sounds like a bell.

694
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,642
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

695
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,855
- (GASPS)
- Look what I found.

696
00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:45,815
(BELL RINGS)

697
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,901
- Great, Ozzie.
- Great.

698
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,153
Uh, I'm gonna go check
out the bedrooms,

699
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,405
find out where we're
gonna stay tonight.

700
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:55,241
Oh, great. While you do that,
I'm gonna find my purse

701
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,744
and check into a hotel.

702
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:00,376
(SCOFFS)

703
00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:07,879
Alex,

704
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,382
do you think you could
kill a leprechaun?

705
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:13,968
Ozzie, you can kill anything.

706
00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:16,346
You just gotta know how to do it.

707
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:19,516
Now, me? Give me a .357 Magnum,

708
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,976
press it to the little
green critter's temple,

709
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:23,895
and blam!

710
00:50:23,896 --> 00:50:26,523
Brains and guts and
oozing cruddy stuff

711
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,733
dripping all down its head.

712
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:31,578
The guy's gone with a capital "Dead."

713
00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,536
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

714
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,997
Ozzie, will you cut it out
with that stupid bell?

715
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:46,547
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

716
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,890
Wait. It sounds like it's
coming from the kitchen.

717
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,113
We're, like, really scared, okay?

718
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:19,118
Stay here. I'm gonna check it out.

719
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:22,120
TORY: Nathan, be careful.

720
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:34,132
(SIGHS)

721
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:01,993
Aah! Aah! Aah! My leg!

722
00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:04,412
(LAUGHING)

723
00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:08,041
(SINGSONG VOICE)
Caught you in a bear trap.

724
00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,126
I caught you in a bear trap.

725
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,962
- You look like a stupid sap. (LAUGHING)
- What the hell are you?

726
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:16,799
- (GROANING)
- Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt.

727
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,844
Let's play surgeon.

728
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,721
- No!
- (LAUGHS)

729
00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:24,441
Aah! (GRUNTING)

730
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:30,402
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

731
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:35,109
- Nathan!
- Tory, no!

732
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,737
- Tory, get back!
- What the hell happened?

733
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:39,697
- My leg! (GROANING)
- Oh, my God!

734
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,700
- Oh, my God!
- Aah!

735
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,536
Oh, my God! Ozzie, call the police!
Call the police!

736
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,706
- NATHAN: Get off me!
- (GRUNTING)

737
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:51,918
- You can't hurt me.
- Oh, my God!

738
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:54,253
(GRUNTING, SCREAMING)

739
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:56,172
Alex, get the shotgun!

740
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,257
All right! I'll get the shotgun.

741
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:01,260
- NATHAN: Hurry up, Alex!
- Ozzie, it's me!

742
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,346
- I gotta get the shotgun!
- Hurry!

743
00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:05,848
Help! Help! It's happening!

744
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:09,227
The attack is on.
O'Grady farm. Uh, send help.

745
00:53:09,228 --> 00:53:13,147
The... The leprechaun is attacking.
Army, navy, guns, marines.

746
00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:16,651
<i>- And we're gonna need some medicine.</i>
- Okay, thanks.

747
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:20,822
Hey, Sheriff, I just got a call from Ozzie.
Says the leprechaun is attacking.

748
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:22,532
(LAUGHS)

749
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:26,160
What was it last week? Was it UFOs?

750
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:29,372
No, no, it was Bigfoot. (CHUCKLES)

751
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:33,584
Well, you'll learn about Ozzie.
He's a good boy.

752
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:37,380
- A leprechaun.
- (CHUCKLES)

753
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:39,257
That's a good one.

754
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,844
I'm coming! Here's the shotgun!

755
00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:45,054
- Take it!
- (GRUNTING)

756
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,683
Kill him! Kill him!

757
00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:50,601
- Yeah!
- (YELLS)

758
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:54,272
- (ALEX YELLING)
- TORY: Ozzie, hurry up!

759
00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:56,607
- NATHAN: Get this thing off me!
- Ozzie, get Alex on the porch!

760
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:59,610
- Come on, boy.
- I don't want to go to the porch!

761
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:03,615
- (GROANING)
- (ALEX YELLING)

762
00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:09,162
- Aah!
- Okay!

763
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,956
He went off through the bushes.

764
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,755
(GRUNTS)

765
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:21,799
(BOTH PANTING)

766
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:26,726
God! Nathan,
that was no fucking bear.

767
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,689
My God. It's gone.

768
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:39,817
God, Nathan, your leg. Look at it.

769
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,111
Oh, my God! Okay,
we gotta call a paramedic.

770
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,740
Oh, I took care of it. I called them,
told them we needed the army

771
00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:48,409
and... and the medicine
and a paramedic.

772
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:52,413
Ozzie... Ozzie, y-you didn't tell them
that it was a leprechaun, did you?

773
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:55,708
Of course I did.
That's what it was, wasn't it?

774
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,919
- Okay. Okay. All right.
- Oh, geez.

775
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,424
All right. We just gotta get him
back to the house. Come on.

776
00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:07,183
- (GROANS)
- (TELEPHONE CLACKS)

777
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:10,473
Shit! The line's dead.

778
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:13,434
- Alex, you a member of the Boy Scouts?
- Cub Scouts.

779
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,812
Good enough. Okay,
you gotta help me with this.

780
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,064
We gotta stop the bleeding.
Ozzie, go to the bathroom,

781
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:22,068
get everything you can:
tissue, alcohol, cotton.

782
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:25,696
Tory, did that thing look...
look like a leprechaun to you?

783
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:29,200
- Ozzie, go!
- NATHAN: Come on, man.

784
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:32,078
- You're gonna be okay, Nathan.
- (LAUGHS)

785
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:34,455
Okay. So, as soon as
we stop the bleeding,

786
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:37,208
we're gonna take Nathan
out to the pickup.

787
00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:39,794
But what if that thing
is still out there?

788
00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:43,798
No way. I shot it. I put six
rounds into that thing.

789
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:47,051
- Yeah. It's gotta be dead.
- NATHAN: Yeah.

790
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:49,387
All right. Alex, go the fridge.
Get me some ice.

791
00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:52,107
It'll stop the swelling
on Nathan's leg.

792
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,060
(NATHAN GROANING)

793
00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:58,604
OZZIE: Alex, get the door.

794
00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:01,107
Come on.

795
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:03,693
Hurry up and get him out of here!

796
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:06,196
I don't see him.

797
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,657
- Where is the old guy?
- Hurry.

798
00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,076
- Come on. Be careful.
- Hold on, Nathan.

799
00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:13,911
- Need help?
- Yeah.

800
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,706
- Okay.
- Oh, God. Do you see him?

801
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:20,552
- Oh, God, that hurts.
- Almost there.

802
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,504
Hurry up! Get him in the truck!

803
00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:26,465
- What if he comes?
- TORY: Hurry up. Hurry up. Get in.

804
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,593
NATHAN: Thanks.

805
00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:32,143
- (GROANING)
- TORY: Nathan!

806
00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:35,896
- Okay. We made it.
- Yeah.

807
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,436
- (ENGINE SPUTTERS)
- (GROANS)

808
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:41,606
- ALEX: What's wrong with the truck?
- NATHAN: Oh, no!

809
00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,775
- Shit!
- The distributor cap.

810
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:48,325
- (NATHAN MUTTERS)
- (EXHALES FORCEFULLY)

811
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:54,452
- Alex, be careful.
- Yeah.

812
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:57,831
(NATHAN GROANS)

813
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,889
Hurry!

814
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,394
- (LAUGHS)
- Aah!

815
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,438
- Let me in!
- Hurry! Get in!

816
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,941
- Close the door!
- Roll up the window! Hurry!

817
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:28,235
- Roll it up! Roll it up!
- I'm rolling! I'm rolling!

818
00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:31,739
Come on out and play, me friends!
(LAUGHS)

819
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:35,585
(LAUGHING)

820
00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:41,123
- (GRUNTING)
- Get away! Get away!

821
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:44,252
- Aah! Aah!
- No!

822
00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:48,214
- (YELLS)
- (NATHAN GRUNTING)

823
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,433
Come on!

824
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:56,640
- (SCREAMING)
- Burn and die, you monster!

825
00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,769
(LAUGHS)

826
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:07,817
My... My ear! He... He got my ear!

827
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:11,413
- Hey, chill!
- (ENGINE REVVING)

828
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,866
What the heck is he doing in there?

829
00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,960
(REVVING CONTINUES)

830
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:24,750
(LAUGHS)

831
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,919
- (ENGINE REVS)
- (HORN HONKS)

832
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,172
♪ Ring around the rosie,
a pocket full of posies ♪

833
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:32,758
(LAUGHS)

834
00:58:32,759 --> 00:58:35,344
Faster! Faster! (LAUGHS)

835
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,138
TORY: No!

836
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:41,143
(ALL YELLING)

837
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:48,524
♪ Ashes, ashes, we all fall down ♪

838
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,995
(LAUGHING)

839
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,956
- (GROANING)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)

840
00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:06,333
Where'd you go, me friends?

841
00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:09,170
I want to know where me gold is.

842
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:14,017
Give it back to a nice
little harmless leprechaun.

843
00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:17,011
Okay. Let's go. Now.

844
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,850
ALEX: Where is he?

845
00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:26,525
Where are you going, me friends?
(LAUGHING)

846
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:30,107
- (GROANS)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)

847
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:33,194
TORY: Hurry!

848
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:36,699
(SCREAMING)

849
00:59:41,161 --> 00:59:43,755
(YELLING)

850
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:54,048
Ah...

851
00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:56,759
Oh... (BREATHING HEAVILY)

852
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,308
(GROWLS)

853
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:03,265
- ALEX: What are we gonna do now?
- Phone.

854
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,727
- Phone. I gotta call for help.
- ALEX: The phone is dead.

855
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:10,732
The phone is dead. Okay. My portable!

856
01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:17,154
(BUTTONS BEEPING)

857
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:20,033
Hello? I need the police.
This is an emergency.

858
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:24,703
Yes. Hello. This is Tory Reding.
I'm calling from the O'Grady farm.

859
01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:27,123
Um, something really
terrible has happened,

860
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:29,750
and we need you to send
someone out here right away.

861
01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:33,963
Okay. Please hurry.
You've got... Hello?

862
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,674
Damn it! Okay. The battery died.

863
01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:38,968
- Oh, no!
- TORY: It's okay.

864
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,846
I got through, and they're
gonna send somebody,

865
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,806
and we're gonna be okay.

866
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,891
It's gonna be fine.

867
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:49,862
Deputy Tripet, come in.
This is Sheriff Cronin.

868
01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:54,151
Tripet, do you read me?

869
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,403
<i>TRIPET:
I read you, Sheriff. Yeah, go ahead.</i>

870
01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,655
Yeah, yeah, this is Sheriff Cronin.

871
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:05,244
We got a... a call from over
there at the O'Grady farm.

872
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:08,914
A female, name of Tory Reding,
called in an emergency.

873
01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:12,042
Get out there on a code-one
priority right away.

874
01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,628
TRIPET'S VOICE: Roger, Sheriff.

875
01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:18,090
My ETA is less than three minutes.

876
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:21,635
- If I need backup, I'll call it in.
- SHERIFF: Roger, Tripet.

877
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,387
You got the back door, right?

878
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:25,639
Right. And the basement
windows are locked up tight.

879
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,893
All right. Now double-check
the windows in the kitchen.

880
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:32,938
Oh, my ear sure hurts, Tory.

881
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:36,066
I bet that leprechaun
made a boot out of it.

882
01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,861
You're gonna be okay, Ozzie.
He didn't get your ear.

883
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,114
- He just bit it.
- Where the hell are the police?

884
01:01:42,115 --> 01:01:44,825
Well, they should be here by now.

885
01:01:44,826 --> 01:01:46,543
Okay.

886
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:51,290
All right. Now, I'm gonna have to
make this a little tighter, okay?

887
01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,958
- (GROANS)
- Too tight?

888
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,085
(GROANS)
No, it's all right. It's all right.

889
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,421
Boy, that leprechaun sure is mean.

890
01:01:57,422 --> 01:02:00,674
It is not a leprechaun, damn it!

891
01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:04,470
Ozzie, now, I admit I don't know
what the hell that thing was,

892
01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:06,805
but it is not a leprechaun.

893
01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:09,600
Do you understand?

894
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:13,520
Well, what about the
gold in the old rusty car?

895
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,147
- (BLOW LANDS)
- Oh.

896
01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:17,983
Oh, ne-never mind what I just said.

897
01:02:17,984 --> 01:02:19,985
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.

898
01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:23,035
What do you...
What do you mean, gold?

899
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,119
- Alex.
- (GRUNTS)

900
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:33,332
Tell me, Alex. The gold?

901
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:37,294
We were gonna save it to get
Ozzie an operation to fix his brain.

902
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:41,049
Alex, you can't fix Ozzie's brain.

903
01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:44,511
I know that, but he doesn't.

904
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:48,097
Okay. Okay. Tell me about the gold.

905
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,057
Okay. In the water bucket, right?

906
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:52,601
Right. Just pull it up,
and there's a bag of gold coins.

907
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:54,853
Okay. This has gotta work.

908
01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:58,524
If all he wants is his gold,
he's gotta leave us alone.

909
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,901
- Let's go. Come on.
- No, no, no, no.

910
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,861
- No, you're hurt too bad.
- Come on.

911
01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:05,698
- Ow! All right, all right.
- Sit down, Nathan.

912
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,909
- Okay, look, take this gun with you, okay?
- Okay.

913
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:11,370
Just cock it, aim it,
and pull the trigger.

914
01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,455
- Okay.
- (GROANS)

915
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,629
You ever work one of
those things before?

916
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,256
Nope.

917
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:26,644
Watch out for those teeth.

918
01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:33,392
(OWL HOOTING)

919
01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,848
(OWL HOOTING)

920
01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:36,589
(GRUNTS) God! Come on. Come on.

921
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,125
(LAUGHS)

922
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,169
- (SCREAMS)
- Is that me gold?

923
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,004
What the hell are you?

924
01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:46,632
I'm a leprechaun, me dear.

925
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:49,093
Here. This is what
you're looking for, right?

926
01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:52,221
Ahh!

927
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:55,974
Me powers are returning. (LAUGHS)

928
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,935
(COINS RATTLE)

929
01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:00,313
It sounds like me gold. (LAUGHS)

930
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,783
It looks like me gold. (LAUGHS)

931
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:11,156
(SNIFFING)

932
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:14,535
It smells like me gold. (LAUGHS)

933
01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:18,914
Mmm. It tastes like me gold. (LAUGHS)

934
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:23,710
- (KISSES, LAUGHING)
- Oh, God!

935
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,921
Oh, God! Oh!

936
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,801
Me golden delicious gold. (LAUGHS)

937
01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:34,888
Be calm. Be calm.

938
01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:38,308
Okay. He took it.

939
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:40,227
Okay, so he got what he wanted.

940
01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:43,313
Now we can get everybody to
the hospital and, uh, call for help.

941
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,657
It's over.

942
01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:50,529
94... (LAUGHS)

943
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,990
95...

944
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:55,617
96... (LAUGHS)

945
01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,954
Oh! 97... (LAUGHS)

946
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:01,582
And 98...

947
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,960
and 99...

948
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:12,050
A missing coin.

949
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,928
I've been tricked.

950
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,764
They've got me coin!

951
01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:22,019
No one takes a leprechaun's gold.

952
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,437
Aahh!

953
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:26,023
Oh, God. Alex, you gotta
get some ice for Ozzie's ear,

954
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:27,691
and boil up some water.

955
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,401
I'll cover you.

956
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,746
(GROANS)

957
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:39,661
- (YELLS)
- (SCREAMING)

958
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:42,331
(ALL YELLING)

959
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,834
Put me down!

960
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:51,136
(GRUNTING)

961
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:56,386
We're cooking now, kids. (LAUGHS)

962
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,055
Ozzie!

963
01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:01,105
TORY: Okay. Over there.

964
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,519
Oh, God, he's in the cabinets.

965
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,397
Okay. Tory, I want you to open
it up and get back quickly, okay?

966
01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:10,242
- Okay.
- Go.

967
01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,738
- Aah!
- God!

968
01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:16,990
I want me gold!

969
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,492
- Quick!
- Okay.

970
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,788
- (GRUNTS)
- Oh, God!

971
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:25,290
You should have picked
door number two, me lad.

972
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,251
(LAUGHS)

973
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:30,426
- Okay. Okay.
- (YELLS)

974
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:33,006
- (SCREAMS)
- (LEPRECHAUN LAUGHS)

975
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:35,008
(YELLS)

976
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:36,718
You missed me. (LAUGHS)

977
01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:39,388
- Oh, my God!
- ALEX: Where is he?

978
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:42,599
- You can never catch a leprechaun.
- There he goes!

979
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,017
Come on.

980
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,645
There he goes. He's getting away.

981
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,647
- Where the hell did he go?
- He went in there!

982
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:51,776
Alex, go stay with Ozzie.

983
01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:01,123
(GROANS) Come on.

984
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,121
(GRUNTS)

985
01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:07,049
(MUTTERS)

986
01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,546
(RUSTLING)

987
01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:15,049
Ho-ho-ho!

988
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:21,346
I'm right here, and I
ain't no Santa Claus.

989
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:23,098
(GRUNTS)

990
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,351
We got the sucker!

991
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,902
Nathan, be careful.

992
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,541
You think it's dead?

993
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:55,422
Yeah. Yeah, he's dead.

994
01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:57,007
- (YELLS)
- (SCREAMS)

995
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,676
Not a chance, me lads!

996
01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:03,556
♪ Fiddle-dee diddle-dee dee,
a leprechaun me ♪ (LAUGHS)

997
01:09:05,683 --> 01:09:09,653
All right. Hang on. Hang on.

998
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,614
Okay. Okay.

999
01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,992
Okay.

1000
01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:29,207
(RATTLING)

1001
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:32,292
- What the hell is that?
- I don't know.

1002
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:35,012
I don't know.

1003
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,757
- (GASPS)
- (CACKLES)

1004
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:40,092
(CACKLING)

1005
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,885
(TRILLING)

1006
01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:44,221
- (GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHING)

1007
01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:46,645
Oh, God!

1008
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:50,602
Come on.

1009
01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:53,105
Okay, where the hell is he?

1010
01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:55,857
- Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
- (THUDDING)

1011
01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:58,110
Toward the basement.
Toward the basement!

1012
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:01,071
- (RUNNING FOOTFALLS)
- No. Listen. Over here.

1013
01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,532
- Yeah, he's over there. I hear him.
- He's over there.

1014
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:06,243
- Wait. No. Listen.
- (RATTLING)

1015
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,912
All right. Okay, he's going
this way. Going this way.

1016
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:10,580
- Right here.
- Okay.

1017
01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:13,417
Okay, come on, you little green
fucker, poke your head out.

1018
01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,544
- Come on, you little...
- ALEX: Where is he?

1019
01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:17,963
- (DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS)
- Ohh!

1020
01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:20,173
- ALEX: He went outside.
- He's gone.

1021
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,676
- Crap.
- He's gone.

1022
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:25,305
He's...

1023
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,098
(GROANS)

1024
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:31,352
TORY: It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.

1025
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:34,355
ALEX: Do you hear anything?

1026
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:37,567
- (YELLS, LAUGHS)
- (ALL SCREAMING)

1027
01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:41,194
(GRUNTS, GROANS)

1028
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:42,612
(THUDDING)

1029
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:45,582
- ALEX: He's going down in the basement!
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)

1030
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,160
Hello, hello! Help us, please!

1031
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,370
Come help us!
We're trapped inside of here!

1032
01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:52,622
<i>LEPRECHAUN:
Where's the rest of me gold?</i>

1033
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,332
(SCREAMS)

1034
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,042
(TELEPHONE CLATTERS ON GROUND)

1035
01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:59,888
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1036
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:12,309
(RINGING CONTINUES)

1037
01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,102
<i>LEPRECHAUN: Having problems?</i>

1038
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,071
<i>Do you need a hand?</i>

1039
01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:19,149
(SCREAMING)

1040
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,611
God, I don't get what
the fuck's going on!

1041
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,955
I gave him his gold!

1042
01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,241
I gave him his gold!

1043
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:31,953
I... I think I know what he wants.

1044
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:33,580
What?

1045
01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:37,210
He... He wants his last gold coin.

1046
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:40,253
ALEX: Stop him! He's got the
last gold coin in his stomach!

1047
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:43,924
Ozzie, come on!
You can't go out there!

1048
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:45,926
There's gotta be another way.

1049
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:48,804
That thing is a leprechaun,
and we've gotta find a way to stop it!

1050
01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:52,474
Wait. Old man O'Grady.
He might know how to kill it.

1051
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,768
- NATHAN: What?
- When I was a little kid,

1052
01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:58,230
he used to tell me stories
about fairies and leprechauns.

1053
01:11:58,231 --> 01:12:01,525
If anybody would know how
to kill this thing, he would.

1054
01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:04,945
He owned this house. He...
He probably put that thing in its crate.

1055
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:07,405
- Well, where is he?
- NATHAN: Old man O'Grady

1056
01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:10,408
is in a rest home at the end of town.

1057
01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,702
He had a stroke about...
what... 10 years ago.

1058
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:15,205
Well, then we gotta go there.
We gotta go there right now!

1059
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:18,792
- ALEX: How we gonna get there?
- The jeep. Okay...

1060
01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:21,341
Wait a sec. Wait. I got an idea.

1061
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,511
Okay.

1062
01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:32,014
Alex, keep the door unlocked.

1063
01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,166
Ow.

1064
01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:04,092
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1065
01:13:07,842 --> 01:13:11,562
- Hello, love! (LAUGHS)
- (ALL SCREAMING)

1066
01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:14,931
(ALL GRUNTING)

1067
01:13:14,932 --> 01:13:16,391
Ohh!

1068
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,226
TORY: Farther! Come on!

1069
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,525
Oh. Ah.

1070
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,231
Oh, yeah.

1071
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,700
- Shiny, shiny.
- (TORY YELLS)

1072
01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:28,737
Oh. Ohh.

1073
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,281
- TORY: Good.
- Aah.

1074
01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:35,753
- Okay, Tory, we're clear.
- Okay. I'll be back.

1075
01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:39,002
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (MUTTERS)

1076
01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:44,507
Oh.

1077
01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:49,891
(EXCLAIMING)

1078
01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:01,816
(PANTING)

1079
01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,656
Whoa! Aah!

1080
01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:15,956
(YELLING)

1081
01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:20,089
No! No! No!

1082
01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:26,720
(GROANING)

1083
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,779
Oh, God.

1084
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:52,579
(SNORING)

1085
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:19,097
O'Grady, O'Grady.

1086
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,975
Dan O'Grady.

1087
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:24,979
(SNORING CONTINUES)

1088
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:34,533
(SNORTS)

1089
01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:13,611
(GASPS)

1090
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:28,919
(SIGHING)

1091
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,064
(SIGHS)

1092
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,359
Mr. O'Grady?

1093
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:57,737
It's out. It's out of the crate.

1094
01:16:57,738 --> 01:16:59,405
You believe it.

1095
01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:03,535
No one believed it was a leprechaun.

1096
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:06,538
I believe it. How do we stop it?

1097
01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:08,540
There's only one way...

1098
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:12,043
one way to kill a leprechaun...
but I'm not going to tell ya.

1099
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:13,796
What?

1100
01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:18,967
- I'll never tell ya! (LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMING)

1101
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,136
(LAUGHING)

1102
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,810
Oh, my God! Oh!

1103
01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:30,438
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
- (SCREAMS)

1104
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:34,440
(TIRES SCREECH)

1105
01:17:34,441 --> 01:17:37,485
No! Oh!

1106
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:41,035
Oh, God! Oh!

1107
01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,669
- (WHOOPS)
- (TIRES SCREECH)

1108
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,753
(LAUGHING)

1109
01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:55,304
Oh! Oh! Come on! Open, open, open!

1110
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:59,224
(GRUNTING)

1111
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,302
Come on! Oh!

1112
01:18:02,303 --> 01:18:06,057
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
- (YELLING)

1113
01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,613
(BRAKES SCREECHING, CRASH)

1114
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,231
(SCREAMS)

1115
01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:18,485
Oh, God. Oh...

1116
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,488
No!

1117
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:25,825
He came back for me.

1118
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:27,702
I knew he would,

1119
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:32,415
but no-nobody would believe me.

1120
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:35,084
God, we've gotta get you down.

1121
01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:40,089
No. No. It's too...
too late for that now.

1122
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:43,092
But you have to...
you have to kill it.

1123
01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:45,178
How? How can we kill it?

1124
01:18:45,179 --> 01:18:48,473
A four-leaf clover,

1125
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:52,977
freshly plucked from the clover patch

1126
01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:55,563
beside the well.

1127
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:58,399
You gotta put it on his body.

1128
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,069
It has to touch him.

1129
01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:04,906
Then you can kill him.

1130
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:06,324
Okay.

1131
01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:10,078
(SIGHS)

1132
01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:13,503
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1133
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:21,424
(LAUGHING)

1134
01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,825
No...

1135
01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:51,495
No...

1136
01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:08,386
(SCREAMS)

1137
01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:12,015
Little girls shouldn't look
for four-leaf clovers.

1138
01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:14,860
- (YELLS)
- (LAUGHING)

1139
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:20,865
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

1140
01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:25,528
- (GRUNTING)
- Come to me, me dear.

1141
01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:28,948
Oh! (SCREAMS)

1142
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:31,872
Oh!

1143
01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,495
Oh!

1144
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,581
(WHIMPERING)

1145
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:39,459
Oh, G... (MUTTERING)

1146
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:43,385
Oh, my God, a cop! Oh, my God, a cop!

1147
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:50,136
Help! Please!

1148
01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,388
You gotta help us! Please help us!

1149
01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:56,351
Please! Please! Oh, my God!
You've gotta help us!

1150
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:59,312
Oh, my God, no!

1151
01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:02,106
- (SCREAMING)
- (LAUGHING)

1152
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:04,154
I want me gold!

1153
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:10,198
(GRUNTING)

1154
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:13,623
- Oh! No!
- (LAUGHING)

1155
01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:16,959
(WHIMPERING)

1156
01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:22,131
Oh, no! Get out! Please get out!

1157
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:25,555
(SOBBING)

1158
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,971
(LAUGHS)

1159
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:40,107
An eye for an eye, me dear. (LAUGHS)

1160
01:21:41,355 --> 01:21:44,857
Oh, please, please get out!

1161
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:48,032
- (CRYING)
- (LAUGHS)

1162
01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:50,863
Aahh!

1163
01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:53,408
Tory!

1164
01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,660
- We heard your screams.
- Oh, my God.

1165
01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:58,037
- Where's Alex?
- He's okay. He's up in the house.

1166
01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,706
- He's safe.
- Okay. Oh, God. Okay.

1167
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,625
O'Grady said that we need
to have a four-leaf clover.

1168
01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:04,335
A four-leaf clover will
kill the leprechaun.

1169
01:22:04,336 --> 01:22:06,629
We better get outta here
before that thing wakes up.

1170
01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:09,757
Okay. There's gotta be a four-leaf
clover in the patch up there.

1171
01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,509
- He said there was.
- Okay, come on. Let's go.

1172
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,432
- Let's go.
- Okay.

1173
01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:17,061
(OWL HOOTING)

1174
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:20,059
Whoa, look at this, you guys!

1175
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:22,687
We're never gonna find
a four-leaf clover in here.

1176
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:25,737
Yes, we can. I found one
once when I was a kid.

1177
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,161
(OWL HOOTING)

1178
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,206
- Hey!
- What?

1179
01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:37,034
Oh, never mind.

1180
01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:40,835
Oh, God, Ozzie! (SIGHS)

1181
01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:46,627
- I gotta get him.
- (OWL HOOTING)

1182
01:22:46,628 --> 01:22:49,297
(WHIMPERS) I'm not afraid.

1183
01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:51,800
I can get that leprechaun.

1184
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,728
Please don't be here yet.

1185
01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:09,243
I know I can get him. I'm not afraid.

1186
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:12,529
I'm gonna kill him.

1187
01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:16,240
I can get him. I can get him.

1188
01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,743
I'm not afraid.

1189
01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:22,334
(LEPRECHAUN WHISPERING, INDISTINCT)

1190
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:37,261
Forget it. We're not gonna find it.

1191
01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:40,848
Y-You can, too, find it.
You just gotta believe.

1192
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,600
Damn it, Ozzie!

1193
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:46,437
I'm so sick of your magic
and your stupid fantasies!

1194
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:49,190
Okay, it's too late for that now!
We don't have time

1195
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:52,527
to sit here in a damn clover
patch and look for clovers!

1196
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:56,280
- That thing is gonna wake up!
- You've lost your faith.

1197
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,283
You gotta believe. You got to.

1198
01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:01,702
All right, Ozzie. Here. Look.
Here. Look.

1199
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:04,501
I believe. I believe!

1200
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:11,963
Look. You... You found one!

1201
01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:15,341
I told you. I told you!

1202
01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:16,884
- (MUTTERS)
- Yes!

1203
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,433
- We've gotta get this on the leprechaun!
- Yeah! Come on!

1204
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,108
- (YELLS)
- Top o' the morning, me lad!

1205
01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:35,903
- Please! Let go! Let go!
- Now I'll finish what I started.

1206
01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:39,740
- Get down!
- Help! Please!

1207
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:43,244
Nathan! Ozzie! Please,
somebody help me!

1208
01:24:43,245 --> 01:24:47,498
He's gonna kill me!
Let go! Please, help!

1209
01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:49,917
No! It's me!

1210
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:52,628
It's me you want, you little
green son of a bitch!

1211
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:56,215
I've got the last gold coin.
I swallowed it. It's in my stomach.

1212
01:24:56,216 --> 01:25:00,937
Then it's your belly I want.
(GRUNTING)

1213
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,889
- Use the clover! Use the clover!
- How's your leg?

1214
01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:05,725
- Aah!
- TORY: Are you okay?

1215
01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:08,603
- Wait! No!
- I gotta go see Ozzie!

1216
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:11,106
Alex! (GROANS)

1217
01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:17,194
(YELLING)

1218
01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:20,289
Ugh! Aah!

1219
01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:23,868
(SCREAMING)

1220
01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:26,329
I want me last coin!

1221
01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:28,539
(GRUNTING) Me gold!

1222
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:31,292
Hang on, Ozzie! I'll save you!
One second!

1223
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:34,295
I'll save you! Hang on! Hey, lep!

1224
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:36,173
(MUTTERS)

1225
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,759
Fuck you, Lucky Charms.

1226
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,677
(GRUNTS)

1227
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:43,430
(GAGGING)

1228
01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:49,732
(GURGLES)

1229
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:54,320
(GROWLING)

1230
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:01,782
Aahh!

1231
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,661
(GRUNTING)

1232
01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:16,546
Aah!

1233
01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:21,009
We did it.

1234
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:27,056
I did a smart thing. I did
a smart thing, didn't I?

1235
01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:29,266
You're really smart, Ozzie.

1236
01:26:29,267 --> 01:26:31,519
You just hang in there, okay?

1237
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:35,900
Hey, Alex, what's that?

1238
01:26:38,985 --> 01:26:41,153
Gotcha.

1239
01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:43,239
First time I ever got ya.

1240
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,287
You sure did, Ozzie.

1241
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:55,126
I want me gold!

1242
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:57,925
Oh, Jesus.

1243
01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:01,298
(LEPRECHAUN GRUNTS)

1244
01:27:01,299 --> 01:27:04,097
(WATER SPLASHES)

1245
01:27:48,889 --> 01:27:52,359
(SIRENS WAILING)

1246
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:03,119
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

1247
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:13,120
<i>LEPRECHAUN:
I'll not rest till I have me gold.</i>

1248
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:16,332
<i>Curse this well
that me soul shall dwell</i>

1249
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:21,509
<i>till I find me magic
that breaks me spell.</i>

1249
01:28:22,305 --> 01:28:28,538
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