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<i>She was Lo. Plain Lo in the morning.</i>

2
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<i>Standing four feet ten in one sock.</i>

3
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<i>She was Lola in slacks.</i>

4
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<i>She was Dolly at school.</i>

5
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<i>She was Dolores on the dotted line.</i>

6
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<i>In my arms, she was always...</i>

7
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<i>..Lolita.</i>

8
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<i>Light of my life.</i>

9
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<i>Fire of my loins.</i>

10
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<i>My sin.</i>

11
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<i>My soul.</i>

12
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<i>Lolita.</i>

13
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<i>But there might have been
no Lolita at all...</i>

14
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<i>..had I not first met Annabel.</i>

15
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<i>We were both 14.</i>

16
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<i>Whatever happens to a boy
during the summer he's 14...</i>

17
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<i>..can mark him for life.</i>

18
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<i>That hotel you see, the Mirana,...</i>

19
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<i>..that belonged to us.</i>

20
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<i>She wanted to be a nurse.</i>

21
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<i>I wanted to be a spy.</i>

22
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<i>All at once we were madly,
hopelessly in love.</i>

23
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<i>Four months later, she died of typhus.</i>

24
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<i>The shock of her death
froze something in me.</i>

25
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<i>The child I loved was gone.</i>

26
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<i>But I kept looking for her...</i>

27
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<i>..long after I'd left
my own childhood behind.</i>

28
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<i>The poison was in the wound, you see.</i>

29
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<i>And the wound wouldn't heal.</i>

30
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<i>I probably should have
joined the priesthood.</i>

31
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<i>Instead, I accepted a teaching post
at Beardsley College in America.</i>

32
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<i>I had a summer free
before the Fall semester.</i>

33
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<i>I thought I'd finish
a textbook I was working on.</i>

34
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<i>A survey of French literature
for American students.</i>

35
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<i>I took my advance...</i>

36
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<i>..and went to live at the house of friends
of my late uncle's, the McCoos,...</i>

37
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<i>..in the New England town of Ramsdale.</i>

38
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<i>But on arriving, I found
that it was no longer there.</i>

39
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<i>However, a friend of Mrs McCoo,...</i>

40
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<i>..a widow, Mrs Charlotte Haze,...</i>

41
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<i>..agreed to accommodate me.</i>

42
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- Goddamn dog!

43
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One minute. Something's burnin'.

44
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Lord have mercy!

45
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Mrs Haze'll be down in one.

46
00:07:05,043 --> 00:07:09,589
Is that Professor Humbert,
Louise? Tell him I'll be down in one.

47
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She'll be down in one!

48
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Monsieur Humbert.

49
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Uh, yes.

50
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Mrs Haze, is it?

51
00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:29,692
Charlotte.

52
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I am so pleased
to make your acquaintance.

53
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Frank McCoo told me all about
your scholarly pursuits.

54
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I myself just cherish the French tongue.

55
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Um... I wonder, could I...

56
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Mm. Come in.

57
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Harold and I, the late Mr Haze,...

58
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..we simply adored Mexico.

59
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The whole idea
of a culture that sophisticated.

60
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And we think of them as primitive.

61
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I mean, look at us!

62
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Indeed, yes.

63
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Upstairs.

64
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I and Lo have our rooms just there.

65
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And this is your room.

66
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Space for a desk, anything you want.

67
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And at $20 a month,
you can't beat the price.

68
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And here's the bathroom.
It's a bit of a mess.

69
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And this is the kitchen.

70
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Now, if you have any special
food needs, you just say.

71
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I don't know if Ramsdale can provide you
with foie grass, like you're used to.

72
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What's that?

73
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Uh... timetable. For when I um...

74
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I was hoping I wouldn't have to,
but I think I've got to go back to New York.

75
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- Oh, you're not too favourably impressed.
- No... There's a Baudelaire conference...

76
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This is not a neat household,
but you would be very comfortable here.

77
00:09:03,494 --> 00:09:05,329
Very comfortable indeed.

78
00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:08,541
Don't say no until you've seen the piazza.

79
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Come.

80
00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:14,088
Well, I call it the piazza.

81
00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:19,510
It's so much work
to keep it healthy and green.

82
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It's a life's work.

83
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That's my Lo.

84
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,902
And these are my lilies.

85
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I love lilies.

86
00:09:39,739 --> 00:09:43,534
- Lily's a nice name, don't you think?
- Beautiful.

87
00:10:30,081 --> 00:10:32,083
Beautiful!

88
00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,711
How much did you say the room was?

89
00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:33,186
<i>A normal man,...</i>

90
00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:36,314
<i>..given a group photograph
of schoolgirls...</i>

91
00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:40,276
<i>..and asked to point out
the loveliest one,...</i>

92
00:11:40,443 --> 00:11:44,030
<i>..will not necessarily choose
the nymphet among them.</i>

93
00:11:46,824 --> 00:11:48,826
<i>You have to be an artist,...</i>

94
00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:55,375
<i>..a madman, full of shame
and melancholy and despair,...</i>

95
00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:59,754
<i>..in order to recognise the little
deadly demon among the others.</i>

96
00:12:02,215 --> 00:12:04,217
<i>She stands...</i>

97
00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:08,763
<i>..unrecognised by them,...</i>

98
00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:12,600
<i>..unconscious herself
of her fantastic power.</i>

99
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:20,191
- See you later, alligator.
- After a while, crocodile!

100
00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:23,611
- Real soon, Daniel Boone.
- Get fucked, Daffy Duck.

101
00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:52,181
<i># Don't know why...
there's no sun up in the sky</i>

102
00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:55,435
<i># Stormy weather</i>

103
00:12:55,893 --> 00:13:00,273
<i># Since my man and I ain't together...</i>

104
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You woke me up.

105
00:13:03,443 --> 00:13:06,029
- Sorry.

106
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:11,492
I'll stop.

107
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:55,430
Dolores!
Have you made your bed?

108
00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:58,224
No, I have not made my bed.

109
00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:01,185
I asked you to make your bed, didn't I?

110
00:15:01,352 --> 00:15:04,063
No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.

111
00:15:04,939 --> 00:15:06,941
Make your bed.

112
00:15:08,317 --> 00:15:10,111
- Now!

113
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:12,363
<i>I long for some terrific disaster.</i>

114
00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:14,490
<i>Earthquake.</i>

115
00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:16,659
<i>Spectacular explosion.</i>

116
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,619
Make your bed!

117
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:21,748
<i>Her mother instantly eliminated.</i>

118
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,085
<i>Along with everybody else
for miles around.</i>

119
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:31,215
<i>Lolita...</i>

120
00:15:31,382 --> 00:15:33,384
<i>..in my arms.</i>

121
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:09,003
I'm sleepy today.

122
00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:12,048
Me too.

123
00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:16,052
Have you been having trouble sleeping?

124
00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:19,889
You can't imagine.

125
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,551
Am I getting a zit?

126
00:16:58,136 --> 00:17:00,138
What?

127
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:02,306
Do you see a pimple on my chin?

128
00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:11,315
You look absolutely perfect to me.

129
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,944
Wanna see my chin wobble?

130
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:17,905
OK.

131
00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:29,000
Humbert!

132
00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:40,636
Humbert...

133
00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:44,557
Is she keeping you up?

134
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,311
I beg your pardon?

135
00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:50,229
No!

136
00:17:50,396 --> 00:17:51,731
No. No, I'm...

137
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:54,984
No.

138
00:17:57,528 --> 00:18:00,281
Well, it's probably just a 24-hour bug.

139
00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:02,867
He was looking forward to meeting you.

140
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:05,286
Has anybody seen my other sneaker?!

141
00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:21,552
Your breakfast, Professor Humbert.

142
00:18:28,351 --> 00:18:31,229
Don't tell Mother, but I ate all your bacon.

143
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:42,824
- Dolores, that was Mrs Farlow.
- So?

144
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,202
Rose has a temperature
and can't go to Hourglass Lake.

145
00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:48,663
- Oh, yeah?
- Do not use that tone with me!

146
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,707
Are you ready for church?

147
00:18:50,873 --> 00:18:53,459
I'm not going to that disgusting church.

148
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:56,671
- Young lady...
- No picnic, no church.

149
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:59,674
That is fine with me.
It is your conscience.

150
00:18:59,841 --> 00:19:02,844
I want your room spick-and-span
when I get home.

151
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,972
- And wash your hair, young lady.
- I did wash it!

152
00:19:06,139 --> 00:19:08,141
- When?
- A couple of months ago.

153
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:30,997
I could be a dancer.

154
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:36,294
That's a major option.

155
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,009
Cos I do have a natural grace.

156
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:48,514
- You know. A kind of sad beauty.
- Sort of sad is right.

157
00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:53,561
I'd like to see you dance sometime.

158
00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:57,231
Little girls always want to be
ballerinas, don't they?

159
00:19:57,398 --> 00:19:59,400
I know I did.

160
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,779
But I was - how should I put it? -
a tad too... plump?

161
00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:05,031
- Is that the right word?
- Yes.

162
00:20:08,368 --> 00:20:10,370
I'll get more Vouvray.

163
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:19,003
Make her take us
to Hourglass Lake tomorrow.

164
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,464
- Me?
- Mm-hm.

165
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,633
She'll do anything you say.

166
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,968
She's getting a thing about you.

167
00:20:36,521 --> 00:20:38,523
Whisper, whisper.

168
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:41,067
What are you two so cosy about?

169
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:43,903
Um... Did I ever tell you both that...

170
00:20:45,154 --> 00:20:47,115
..I was once a...

171
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,283
..that I was once a... um...

172
00:20:51,369 --> 00:20:54,914
Uh... that I...
I was once a cook in the North Pole?

173
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:57,750
- A cook?
- Well, not exactly a cook.

174
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,877
I opened a few cans.

175
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:05,216
It was a weather expedition.
And I shot a polar bear.

176
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:07,385
- No!
- Well, I didn't hit it.

177
00:21:07,552 --> 00:21:10,638
Why shoot a polar bear?
That's a lousy thing to do.

178
00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:13,391
Because I found it...

179
00:21:13,558 --> 00:21:17,103
..with its face - listen to this -
in the ice-cream mixer.

180
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,316
I couldn't let that pass
because we lived off ice cream.

181
00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:27,989
You're out of your gourd, Humpy.

182
00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:32,035
Will you stop fidgeting with the doll?

183
00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:36,372
And now we all think
that Lo should go to bed.

184
00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:38,541
Lo?

185
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,710
What do you mean "we", paleface?

186
00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:46,174
So, as I was saying, there I was
with my white polar-bear gun...

187
00:21:48,217 --> 00:21:50,887
- ..to blend in.

188
00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:53,056
It's for me!

189
00:21:55,391 --> 00:21:56,350
Hello?

190
00:21:57,185 --> 00:22:02,190
- No, I'm sorry. She's busy.
- I hope you will forgive her bad manners.

191
00:22:02,356 --> 00:22:04,317
- Now what?!

192
00:22:04,484 --> 00:22:07,028
Look! It's my modern dance creation!

193
00:22:11,741 --> 00:22:14,869
Dolores Haze, turn that music down!

194
00:22:17,497 --> 00:22:21,876
She is a pest. Just slap her hard
if she interferes with your meditations.

195
00:22:25,004 --> 00:22:26,422
Psst!

196
00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:40,853
Hum...

197
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:45,441
Hum, do you know that I have
one most ambitious dream?

198
00:22:45,608 --> 00:22:47,944
To get a hold of a real trained maid...

199
00:22:48,111 --> 00:22:51,447
..like that German girl
that the Talbots spoke of...

200
00:22:51,614 --> 00:22:53,616
..and have her live in the house.

201
00:22:53,783 --> 00:22:55,785
- No room.
- Oh, chéri, chéri.

202
00:22:55,952 --> 00:22:59,997
You underestimate the possibilities
of our humble household.

203
00:23:00,164 --> 00:23:02,250
We'd put her in Lo's room.

204
00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:05,962
I intended to turn that hole
into a guest room anyway.

205
00:23:06,129 --> 00:23:08,131
But where would Lo sleep?

206
00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:11,592
Little Lo does not enter the picture at all.

207
00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:15,722
Little Lo goes straight from camp
to a good boarding school...

208
00:23:15,888 --> 00:23:19,851
..with strict discipline
and some sound religious training.

209
00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:24,939
I won't go!

210
00:23:25,106 --> 00:23:29,402
I want all of these name tags
sewn on your clothes by tomorrow.

211
00:23:30,945 --> 00:23:32,947
I don't want to go.

212
00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:34,741
I didn't ask your opinion!

213
00:23:34,907 --> 00:23:37,326
I don't want to go and you can't make me.

214
00:23:37,493 --> 00:23:40,663
Look, we all think it's a good idea.

215
00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:45,626
Professor Humbert thinks it's a good idea,
I think it's a good idea, and you are going!

216
00:23:49,088 --> 00:23:50,673
Double-crosser!

217
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:53,051
Ow!

218
00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:58,097
I asked you to put that suitcase
in the car an hour ago!

219
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:01,642
Louise, thank you so much
for helping the poor child.

220
00:24:04,062 --> 00:24:08,983
Goddamn it! Dolores, I told you
to put this lunch basket in the back seat!

221
00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:11,361
Why always tell me to do everything?

222
00:24:11,527 --> 00:24:13,738
I'm the one that won't be eating it.

223
00:24:13,905 --> 00:24:17,158
Louise! Brussels sprouts
and meat loaf for dinner.

224
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,411
- All right. Drive careful.
- Thank you. Let's go!

225
00:24:20,578 --> 00:24:22,580
- Bye, my baby.
- Bye, Louise.

226
00:24:22,747 --> 00:24:25,249
- You be good. I'm gonna miss you.
- Agh!

227
00:24:26,709 --> 00:24:28,711
Dolores!

228
00:24:28,878 --> 00:24:31,005
Let's go!

229
00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:32,965
Speed it up!

230
00:24:33,132 --> 00:24:34,884
Get in the car!

231
00:24:39,847 --> 00:24:42,600
Now what?! That child!

232
00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:50,400
- Louise, maybe tenderloin.
- That'd be good.

233
00:25:38,489 --> 00:25:40,491
I'm waiting!

234
00:25:41,325 --> 00:25:44,704
If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times...

235
00:25:44,871 --> 00:25:47,290
..not to make me wait in the car.

236
00:25:48,499 --> 00:25:51,753
If you weren't going to camp,
I would ground you.

237
00:26:15,818 --> 00:26:17,820
Mr Humble!

238
00:26:17,987 --> 00:26:20,865
These damn stairs
are gonna be the death of me.

239
00:26:21,032 --> 00:26:22,784
Mr Humble!

240
00:26:24,077 --> 00:26:25,661
Mr Humble!

241
00:26:25,828 --> 00:26:27,830
Mr Humble?

242
00:26:31,876 --> 00:26:33,878
I have something for you.

243
00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:36,214
Oh, yes.

244
00:26:36,381 --> 00:26:39,717
I'm leaving, but I'll be back later.

245
00:26:43,012 --> 00:26:45,598
What the hell he doin' in there?

246
00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:51,521
"This is a confession.

247
00:26:51,687 --> 00:26:53,690
I love you.

248
00:26:53,856 --> 00:26:56,192
I'm a passionate and lonely woman...

249
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,361
..and you are the love of my life.

250
00:26:58,528 --> 00:27:00,530
Now you know.

251
00:27:00,697 --> 00:27:03,116
So please, destroy this letter and go.

252
00:27:04,033 --> 00:27:07,620
I shall return by dinner time
and you must be gone by then.

253
00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:11,874
You see, chéri, if I found you at home,...

254
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:15,545
..the fact of your remaining
would mean only one thing.

255
00:27:15,712 --> 00:27:19,882
That you want me as much as I do you,
as a lifelong mate,...

256
00:27:20,049 --> 00:27:24,971
..and that you are ready to link up
your life with mine for ever and ever...

257
00:27:25,138 --> 00:27:27,974
..and be a father to my little girl."

258
00:27:30,184 --> 00:27:34,856
<i>Two weeks later,
we were married in a simple ceremony.</i>

259
00:27:35,023 --> 00:27:39,193
<i>Big Haze made sure little Haze
was not in attendance.</i>

260
00:27:44,741 --> 00:27:46,743
Mm. This is bliss.

261
00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:49,328
This is heaven on earth.
Isn't it, Hump?

262
00:27:49,495 --> 00:27:51,497
Mm.

263
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:57,295
Are you working on your book?

264
00:27:57,462 --> 00:27:59,464
Yes.

265
00:28:07,472 --> 00:28:09,807
Oh, a secret drawer.
What's in there?

266
00:28:11,642 --> 00:28:13,644
Locked-up love letters.

267
00:28:15,146 --> 00:28:17,148
Where's the key?

268
00:28:18,107 --> 00:28:20,401
Hidden.

269
00:28:27,158 --> 00:28:30,286
<i>During the six weeks
we'd been married,...</i>

270
00:28:30,453 --> 00:28:33,956
<i>..I successfully avoided
most of my husbandly duties.</i>

271
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:42,048
<i>Throughout July, I'd been offering
Charlotte various sleeping tablets,...</i>

272
00:28:42,215 --> 00:28:44,384
<i>..which she gobbled down happily.</i>

273
00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:46,552
<i>She was a great taker of pills.</i>

274
00:28:49,055 --> 00:28:52,934
<i># I'm in the mood for love</i>

275
00:28:53,851 --> 00:28:57,480
<i># Simply because you're near me</i>

276
00:28:58,272 --> 00:29:01,901
<i># Funny, but when you're near me</i>

277
00:29:02,568 --> 00:29:06,197
<i># I'm in the mood for love</i>

278
00:29:07,365 --> 00:29:10,952
<i># Heaven is in your eyes</i>

279
00:29:11,119 --> 00:29:14,706
<i># Bright as the stars we're under</i>

280
00:29:15,832 --> 00:29:19,335
<i># Oh, is it any wonder...</i>

281
00:29:19,502 --> 00:29:23,214
<i>The last dose I had tried
had knocked her out for four hours.</i>

282
00:29:23,381 --> 00:29:27,427
<i>But that was not enough
to guarantee me an undisturbed night.</i>

283
00:29:30,388 --> 00:29:32,390
Hum...

284
00:29:33,224 --> 00:29:35,226
At last!

285
00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:38,688
Mm.

286
00:29:40,815 --> 00:29:42,817
I think I must be immune.

287
00:29:45,945 --> 00:29:49,032
Wh... What would you give me
if you wanted to uh...

288
00:29:49,198 --> 00:29:50,950
..to knock out...

289
00:29:51,117 --> 00:29:52,827
..say, a cow?

290
00:29:54,454 --> 00:29:57,582
J-Just for... seven or eight hours.

291
00:29:57,749 --> 00:29:59,333
So that...

292
00:30:01,169 --> 00:30:04,505
..you know, the cow... would stay asleep?

293
00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:10,511
Even if you were
tossing and turning next to it.

294
00:30:11,554 --> 00:30:13,181
Well...

295
00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:14,724
Why don't you...

296
00:30:14,891 --> 00:30:16,476
..try these?

297
00:30:16,642 --> 00:30:18,227
They're new.

298
00:30:19,771 --> 00:30:22,231
My wife takes them and...

299
00:30:22,398 --> 00:30:25,902
..I don't hear a peep out of her
all night long.

300
00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:29,238
Sounds like just the thing.

301
00:30:41,334 --> 00:30:43,336
I'm home!

302
00:30:46,047 --> 00:30:47,632
Hello?

303
00:30:52,845 --> 00:30:54,430
Hello?

304
00:30:55,765 --> 00:30:57,350
Hello?

305
00:31:07,568 --> 00:31:09,570
"The Haze woman."

306
00:31:11,155 --> 00:31:13,157
"The fat cow"?

307
00:31:15,576 --> 00:31:17,578
"The obnoxious mamma"?

308
00:31:21,165 --> 00:31:25,878
Well, the "old stupid Haze woman"
is no longer your dupe.

309
00:31:26,045 --> 00:31:28,423
Charlotte!

310
00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:33,094
You're a monster.

311
00:31:33,261 --> 00:31:36,723
- You're a despicable, criminal monster.

312
00:31:36,889 --> 00:31:39,559
- Now...
- If you come near me I'll scream!

313
00:31:39,726 --> 00:31:41,811
- Let me just...
- Get away from me!

314
00:31:41,978 --> 00:31:44,105
I'm leaving tonight.

315
00:31:44,272 --> 00:31:46,607
You can keep this house.
I don't care.

316
00:31:48,067 --> 00:31:53,197
But you will never see
that miserable brat ever again.

317
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:58,703
Now get out of my sight!

318
00:32:16,554 --> 00:32:18,556
Charlotte, you mustn't...

319
00:32:18,723 --> 00:32:20,725
You mustn't ruin our lives.

320
00:32:23,144 --> 00:32:25,146
That's...

321
00:32:25,313 --> 00:32:29,734
That's just...
That's just a fragment of...

322
00:32:29,901 --> 00:32:32,028
..a novel I'm writing.

323
00:32:33,946 --> 00:32:36,282
I used your name on those...

324
00:32:36,449 --> 00:32:38,701
..just for... convenience.

325
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,122
I'll get us a drink.

326
00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:02,558
A nice stiff drink
will clear both our heads.

327
00:33:08,064 --> 00:33:10,483
Charlotte,
I made us a nice stiff drink!

328
00:33:12,735 --> 00:33:14,737
Yes?

329
00:33:16,239 --> 00:33:18,241
But that's ridiculous.

330
00:33:19,158 --> 00:33:23,996
There's this man on the phone
saying you've been killed, Charlotte.

331
00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,249
Charlotte?

332
00:34:07,248 --> 00:34:09,584
I'm... I'm sorry.

333
00:34:14,964 --> 00:34:17,050
Stand back, please.

334
00:34:18,092 --> 00:34:20,219
Where's my wife?

335
00:34:21,054 --> 00:34:24,474
- Are you Mr Humbert?
- I am.

336
00:34:26,517 --> 00:34:28,519
She ran right in front of me.

337
00:34:28,686 --> 00:34:30,855
I... I didn't even see her.

338
00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:36,903
Sir?

339
00:34:41,282 --> 00:34:43,284
I'm sorry, sir.

340
00:34:43,451 --> 00:34:45,411
Is this Mrs Humbert?

341
00:34:48,831 --> 00:34:50,375
Sir,...

342
00:34:50,541 --> 00:34:52,585
..is this Mrs Humbert?

343
00:34:55,671 --> 00:34:57,632
Oh, God...

344
00:34:58,841 --> 00:35:02,095
Oh, God... Oh, God!

345
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,818
She was walking to the mailbox.

346
00:35:18,027 --> 00:35:20,279
She was going to mail these letters.

347
00:35:22,031 --> 00:35:23,616
I'm sorry.

348
00:35:24,742 --> 00:35:26,786
Thank you.

349
00:35:30,456 --> 00:35:32,875
I'll go and... lie down, officer.

350
00:35:33,084 --> 00:35:36,170
- Will that be all right?
- You go right ahead, sir.

351
00:35:36,337 --> 00:35:39,298
I'll just be across in the house if you...

352
00:37:09,222 --> 00:37:11,557
Is that the Enchanted Hunters Hotel?

353
00:37:11,724 --> 00:37:13,726
Yes. This is Mr Humbert.

354
00:37:13,893 --> 00:37:15,853
Tomorrow night.

355
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:18,022
Just the one night, please.

356
00:37:19,899 --> 00:37:21,901
Yes, a room with twin beds.

357
00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:25,613
For two.
Well, one and a half people, really.

358
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:27,657
It's just for me and my...

359
00:37:27,824 --> 00:37:31,577
..my short... my small daughter.

360
00:38:09,782 --> 00:38:11,701
She should be here any minute.

361
00:38:12,201 --> 00:38:14,954
I sent Charlie for her over at the barn.

362
00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:19,459
- Who's Charlie?
- Come on, come on.

363
00:38:21,502 --> 00:38:25,298
It's such a pleasure to watch
our young people make friends.

364
00:38:25,465 --> 00:38:28,176
- So uh... who is this Charlie?
- Here she is.

365
00:38:41,814 --> 00:38:43,649
Hi, Dad!

366
00:38:43,816 --> 00:38:47,153
# Hum and Mum, Mum and Hum

367
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,324
# Hum and Mum, Mum and Hum

368
00:38:51,491 --> 00:38:53,910
# Hum and Mum, Mum and Hum...

369
00:38:54,077 --> 00:38:57,747
- How's Mum?
- Well... The doctors aren't quite sure.

370
00:38:57,914 --> 00:39:00,166
It's something abdominal.

371
00:39:02,502 --> 00:39:04,003
Abominable?

372
00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:06,172
Abdominal.

373
00:39:11,969 --> 00:39:15,473
She's in a special hospital
over in Lepingville.

374
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,309
So... I thought we'd... we'd...

375
00:39:18,476 --> 00:39:20,853
..go over to Briceland,...

376
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:24,774
..spend the night there and...
visit the hospital tomorrow.

377
00:39:24,941 --> 00:39:26,776
Or the next day.

378
00:39:32,031 --> 00:39:34,200
So, did you have a good time at camp?

379
00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:36,160
Mm-hm.

380
00:39:37,495 --> 00:39:39,497
You know, I missed you.

381
00:39:39,664 --> 00:39:41,666
I missed you a lot.

382
00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:44,419
Well, I didn't miss you.

383
00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:47,755
In fact, I've been
revoltingly unfaithful to you.

384
00:39:47,922 --> 00:39:51,426
But so what? Cos you don't care
about me any more anyway.

385
00:39:51,592 --> 00:39:54,595
Why do you think I don't care about you?

386
00:39:54,762 --> 00:39:57,807
Well, you haven't
kissed me yet, have you?

387
00:40:26,169 --> 00:40:27,628
Oh!

388
00:40:28,838 --> 00:40:32,383
- Uh, I'm sorry, officer.
- See a blue sedan, same make as yours?

389
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:37,513
- They might have passed you at the turn.
- Blue sedan? No, I don't think... agh!

390
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,517
- We didn't see a blue sedan.
- No, I don't think we did.

391
00:40:41,684 --> 00:40:45,104
Are you sure it was blue?
I saw one that was more purple.

392
00:40:45,271 --> 00:40:47,398
Or maybe it was more red.

393
00:40:47,565 --> 00:40:49,650
All right, OK. Thank you.

394
00:40:50,526 --> 00:40:53,279
- Thank you!

395
00:40:53,446 --> 00:40:55,782
Don't shoot, don't shoot!

396
00:41:11,506 --> 00:41:13,508
Wow! Looks swank!

397
00:41:23,351 --> 00:41:25,895
<i># No, I will never tell lies</i>

398
00:41:26,062 --> 00:41:29,023
<i># But still I'm called Buttercup...</i>

399
00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:33,069
Good evening. I have a reservation
in the name of Humbert.

400
00:41:33,236 --> 00:41:35,238
Twin-bedded room.

401
00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:38,074
I called last night.

402
00:41:38,241 --> 00:41:40,910
- Two people.
- Oh!

403
00:41:41,035 --> 00:41:42,829
I'm sorry, Mr Humbug.

404
00:41:42,995 --> 00:41:48,334
I held the room with the twin beds for you
till 6:30, but I didn't hear from you.

405
00:41:48,459 --> 00:41:53,965
We hold till 6:30. And with the flower
show and Glory of Christ convention...

406
00:41:54,132 --> 00:41:56,384
My name is not Humbug. It's Herbert.

407
00:41:56,968 --> 00:41:58,469
Humbert.

408
00:41:59,846 --> 00:42:04,100
Just put us in any room. Put a cot in
for my daughter. She's very tired.

409
00:42:06,519 --> 00:42:09,939
Perhaps I could put you in room 342.
It has a double bed.

410
00:42:10,106 --> 00:42:13,568
I expect we'll manage.
My wife may be turning up later.

411
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:19,449
Please sign here, mister.

412
00:42:25,788 --> 00:42:27,957
It's a nice dog, huh?

413
00:42:28,124 --> 00:42:30,126
I love dogs.

414
00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:34,172
Well, that's my dog.

415
00:42:34,338 --> 00:42:36,049
He likes you.

416
00:42:36,215 --> 00:42:38,760
Doesn't like everybody.

417
00:42:41,012 --> 00:42:43,014
Who does he like?

418
00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,351
He can smell when people are sweet.

419
00:42:47,393 --> 00:42:49,270
He likes sweet people.

420
00:42:49,437 --> 00:42:51,939
Nice young people.

421
00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:54,108
Like you.

422
00:43:03,034 --> 00:43:05,036
Here we are.

423
00:43:25,264 --> 00:43:27,266
Thanks very much.

424
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,397
Wait a sec. You mean
we're sleeping in one room?

425
00:43:34,273 --> 00:43:36,401
With one bed?

426
00:43:36,567 --> 00:43:38,903
I've asked them to send up a cot,...

427
00:43:39,070 --> 00:43:41,072
..which I'll use, if you like.

428
00:43:45,368 --> 00:43:47,120
You're crazy.

429
00:43:47,286 --> 00:43:49,831
Why, my darling?

430
00:43:49,997 --> 00:43:51,999
Because, my darling,...

431
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:56,713
..when my darling mother finds out,
she'll divorce you and strangle me.

432
00:43:56,879 --> 00:43:58,381
Lo,...

433
00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:00,550
..listen to me a moment.

434
00:44:00,717 --> 00:44:03,678
For all practical purposes,
I am your father,...

435
00:44:03,845 --> 00:44:06,264
..and I'm responsible for your welfare.

436
00:44:06,431 --> 00:44:08,975
Now, we're not rich.

437
00:44:09,142 --> 00:44:13,771
So when we travel, we-we're sure to be...
I mean, we'll be thrown together.

438
00:44:16,149 --> 00:44:17,400
Sometimes.

439
00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:20,528
Two people sharing
the same hotel room...

440
00:44:20,695 --> 00:44:23,614
..are bound to... enter into a...

441
00:44:23,781 --> 00:44:25,950
How can I put it? Into a kind of um...

442
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,202
The word is "incest".

443
00:44:43,426 --> 00:44:46,095
I feel like we're grown-ups.

444
00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:48,222
Me too.

445
00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:50,767
We get to do whatever we want, right?

446
00:44:50,933 --> 00:44:52,894
Whatever we want.

447
00:44:53,061 --> 00:44:54,645
Well, now.

448
00:44:54,812 --> 00:44:56,606
Who had the pie?

449
00:44:58,107 --> 00:44:59,650
Me.

450
00:45:03,488 --> 00:45:06,866
Whaddaya think? Are they me?

451
00:45:12,246 --> 00:45:14,248
- Don't look now.
- Why?

452
00:45:14,415 --> 00:45:16,417
The guy over in the corner.

453
00:45:17,251 --> 00:45:19,670
Don't look! He was staring at us.

454
00:45:19,837 --> 00:45:23,216
Don't you think that guy
looks exactly like Quilty?

455
00:45:23,383 --> 00:45:25,843
What, the dentist?

456
00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:28,596
Of course not. His brother.

457
00:45:28,763 --> 00:45:31,849
The writer Quilty.
You know, he writes the plays.

458
00:45:32,016 --> 00:45:35,269
The smoking guy.
He smokes the Dromes in the ad.

459
00:45:35,436 --> 00:45:37,605
We saw him in the lobby with his dog.

460
00:45:53,079 --> 00:45:55,623
If I tell you how naughty I was at camp,...

461
00:45:57,417 --> 00:45:59,419
..you promise you won't be mad?

462
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:02,422
Tell me later.

463
00:46:06,217 --> 00:46:08,219
I want you to go to bed.

464
00:46:09,887 --> 00:46:12,015
I'll go downstairs while you...

465
00:46:13,349 --> 00:46:15,893
When I come up, I want you to be asleep.

466
00:46:16,769 --> 00:46:18,271
All right?

467
00:46:29,991 --> 00:46:32,076
I've been such a disgusting girl.

468
00:46:33,244 --> 00:46:35,246
Just let me tell you.

469
00:46:35,413 --> 00:46:37,415
Tell me tomorrow.

470
00:46:38,624 --> 00:46:40,626
I'm going to go now. All right?

471
00:46:42,253 --> 00:46:44,255
Good night, Dad.

472
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:58,102
Night-night.

473
00:47:08,905 --> 00:47:10,907
<i>Gentlewomen of the jury,...</i>

474
00:47:12,658 --> 00:47:15,536
<i>..if my happiness could have talked,...</i>

475
00:47:15,703 --> 00:47:19,707
<i>..it would have filled that hotel
with a deafening roar.</i>

476
00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:22,585
<i>My only regret...</i>

477
00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:27,006
<i>..is that I did not immediately deposit
key number 342 at the office...</i>

478
00:47:27,173 --> 00:47:31,803
<i>..and leave the town, the country,
the planet, that very night.</i>

479
00:47:31,969 --> 00:47:38,059
The Lord knows all,
the Lord sees all, the Lord forgives all.

480
00:47:58,871 --> 00:48:01,290
Where the devil did you get her?

481
00:48:08,548 --> 00:48:12,218
- I beg your pardon?
- I said the weather's getting better.

482
00:48:18,474 --> 00:48:20,476
It seems so.

483
00:48:20,643 --> 00:48:22,645
Who's the lassie?

484
00:48:26,566 --> 00:48:28,568
Um...

485
00:48:30,445 --> 00:48:32,447
It's my daughter.

486
00:48:32,613 --> 00:48:35,408
You lie. She's not.

487
00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:37,785
What?

488
00:48:39,203 --> 00:48:41,205
I said July was hot.

489
00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:46,210
Where's her mother?

490
00:48:47,336 --> 00:48:49,338
Dead.

491
00:48:49,505 --> 00:48:51,466
Oh. Sorry.

492
00:48:51,632 --> 00:48:54,177
Why don't you two
lunch with me tomorrow?

493
00:48:54,343 --> 00:48:57,430
That clerical crowd will be gone soon.

494
00:48:58,097 --> 00:49:00,099
Um...

495
00:49:00,558 --> 00:49:02,560
We'll be gone too, thanks.

496
00:49:02,727 --> 00:49:04,228
Good night.

497
00:49:04,395 --> 00:49:07,440
Sorry. I'm very drunk. Good night.

498
00:49:11,277 --> 00:49:14,447
That child of yours needs a lot of sleep.

499
00:49:14,614 --> 00:49:17,325
"Sleep is a rose" the Persians say.

500
00:49:19,827 --> 00:49:21,829
Smoke?

501
00:49:21,996 --> 00:49:24,207
Not just now, thanks.

502
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:32,340
Good night.

503
00:49:33,174 --> 00:49:35,176
Enjoy.

504
00:51:35,171 --> 00:51:38,883
Get back in the boat with Charlie.
You don't have to do that.

505
00:51:42,011 --> 00:51:44,222
Back in the boat.

506
00:52:02,156 --> 00:52:04,158
I'm thirsty.

507
00:52:09,664 --> 00:52:11,666
I'll bring you something.

508
00:54:47,739 --> 00:54:50,950
You... You played that with Charlie?
At camp?

509
00:54:51,117 --> 00:54:55,246
Don't tell me you never tried it
when you were a kid.

510
00:54:57,498 --> 00:54:59,709
Never.

511
00:55:02,003 --> 00:55:04,881
I guess I'm gonna have to
show you everything.

512
00:55:29,489 --> 00:55:31,491
<i>Gentlewomen of the jury,...</i>

513
00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:33,659
<i>..I was not even her first lover.</i>

514
00:55:46,964 --> 00:55:48,966
What are you reading?

515
00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:51,010
Nothing.

516
00:55:53,346 --> 00:55:55,473
What's the matter?

517
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,185
Nothing.

518
00:56:01,187 --> 00:56:03,189
Lo...

519
00:56:05,441 --> 00:56:08,903
You know that friend of yours
- Charlie - at camp?

520
00:56:10,446 --> 00:56:12,448
Was he the first one?

521
00:56:12,615 --> 00:56:15,159
Can we please get off the subject?

522
00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:25,962
<i>I felt more and more uncomfortable.</i>

523
00:56:27,922 --> 00:56:30,883
<i>It was something quite special,
that feeling.</i>

524
00:56:31,259 --> 00:56:33,803
<i>An oppressive, hideous constraint,...</i>

525
00:56:33,970 --> 00:56:38,558
<i>..as if I were sitting with the small ghost
of somebody I had just killed.</i>

526
00:56:41,894 --> 00:56:43,271
Jesus!

527
00:56:43,438 --> 00:56:44,939
What?

528
00:56:45,106 --> 00:56:47,358
Can we stop at a gas station?

529
00:56:47,525 --> 00:56:49,944
We can go anywhere you like.

530
00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,113
Well, I need a gas station.

531
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,073
I hurt inside.

532
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,245
Well, what do you expect?

533
00:56:59,412 --> 00:57:03,041
I was a daisy-fresh girl,
and look what you've done to me.

534
00:57:03,207 --> 00:57:08,004
I should call the police and tell them
that you raped me, you dirty old man.

535
00:57:30,610 --> 00:57:33,905
- Just wash the windscreen, would you?
- Yes, sir.

536
00:58:07,689 --> 00:58:09,273
Got some cookies.

537
00:58:11,317 --> 00:58:14,529
I want to call Mother in hospital.
What's the number?

538
00:58:16,155 --> 00:58:18,366
Get in. You can't call the hospital.

539
00:58:18,533 --> 00:58:20,326
Why not?

540
00:58:21,536 --> 00:58:23,287
Just get in the car.

541
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,584
Slam the door.

542
00:58:31,462 --> 00:58:34,173
Why can't I call my own mother
if I want to?

543
00:58:36,926 --> 00:58:38,928
Because your mother's dead.

544
00:59:35,735 --> 00:59:37,737
Shh... Shh...

545
00:59:48,581 --> 00:59:51,501
<i>We made up very gently that night.</i>

546
00:59:51,667 --> 00:59:54,712
<i>You see, she had nowhere else to go.</i>

547
01:00:01,761 --> 01:00:04,972
<i>It was then that we began
our extensive travels...</i>

548
01:00:05,139 --> 01:00:07,141
<i>..all over the United States.</i>

549
01:00:07,308 --> 01:00:11,813
<i># Now the native population
and civilisation is fine</i>

550
01:00:14,399 --> 01:00:18,903
<i># That civilisation
is the thing for me to see</i>

551
01:00:20,988 --> 01:00:23,825
<i># Whoa, bongo, bongo, bongo</i>

552
01:00:23,991 --> 01:00:26,994
<i># I don't wanna leave the Congo,
no, no, no, no, no, no</i>

553
01:00:29,789 --> 01:00:34,585
- When's the best time to buy a bird?
- I don't know. When's the best time?

554
01:00:34,752 --> 01:00:36,713
When it's going "cheep!"

555
01:00:36,879 --> 01:00:39,132
Don't say I never gave you anything.

556
01:00:40,967 --> 01:00:42,844
Ow! Don't! I'm trying to drive!

557
01:00:46,556 --> 01:00:48,307
Don't do that! Oh, no!

558
01:00:49,976 --> 01:00:52,061
If it goes out the window, I won't stop.

559
01:00:52,228 --> 01:00:55,148
Don't! What are these? Hair grips?

560
01:01:05,366 --> 01:01:07,076
<i># Civilisation</i>

561
01:01:07,243 --> 01:01:08,661
<i># No, no, no, no</i>

562
01:01:08,828 --> 01:01:10,830
<i># I'll stay right here</i>

563
01:01:19,297 --> 01:01:21,299
Look! They have Magic Fingers.

564
01:01:22,717 --> 01:01:24,469
Good.

565
01:01:24,635 --> 01:01:26,637
I need to shower.

566
01:01:28,056 --> 01:01:30,058
Give me a quarter and a dime.

567
01:01:30,224 --> 01:01:31,726
What for?

568
01:01:31,893 --> 01:01:34,145
For the Magic Fingers.

569
01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:37,440
My magic fingers aren't enough?

570
01:02:04,842 --> 01:02:11,516
# Amor-r-r, amor-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r

571
01:02:11,683 --> 01:02:16,688
# This w-word s-so s-sweet that I r-repeat

572
01:02:16,854 --> 01:02:20,608
# Means I adore you-u-u-u-u

573
01:02:20,775 --> 01:02:27,490
# Amor-r-r-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r...

574
01:02:30,034 --> 01:02:32,036
Good shower for once, Lo!

575
01:02:32,203 --> 01:02:34,580
First-rate temperature control!

576
01:02:53,725 --> 01:02:55,268
Ow! Argh!

577
01:02:55,435 --> 01:02:58,563
- Agh! Lo!
- Hmm?

578
01:02:58,730 --> 01:03:01,941
My God, Lo!
Don't flush when I'm in here!

579
01:03:26,716 --> 01:03:28,718
What is that?

580
01:03:29,886 --> 01:03:31,888
What's what?

581
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:38,519
That thing in your mouth.

582
01:03:38,686 --> 01:03:40,688
It's a jawbreaker.

583
01:03:41,814 --> 01:03:45,276
It's supposed to break your jaw.
Want one?

584
01:03:45,443 --> 01:03:48,905
Just give it to me.
I've had it with that noise.

585
01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:56,788
- Come on, spit it out. I've got a headache.
- It's good!

586
01:03:56,954 --> 01:04:00,541
Look, just give it to me, will you?
Spit it out.

587
01:04:31,406 --> 01:04:34,826
You look a hundred per cent better
when I can't see you.

588
01:04:34,992 --> 01:04:37,787
<i>We took a circuitous route -
to put it mildly.</i>

589
01:04:37,954 --> 01:04:41,249
<i>In the back of my mind
was our eventual destination.</i>

590
01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:46,963
<i>Beardsley College, where I would finally
take up my teaching position.</i>

591
01:04:47,130 --> 01:04:52,093
<i>But in the front of my mind was
the need to keep going, keep driving.</i>

592
01:04:53,928 --> 01:04:57,390
Lo, that's the last time
I let you drive this car.

593
01:04:57,557 --> 01:04:58,808
Serve into this square.

594
01:05:00,643 --> 01:05:02,145
<i>And, despite our tiffs,...</i>

595
01:05:03,521 --> 01:05:06,691
In the square, Lo.
Try and get it in the square.

596
01:05:06,858 --> 01:05:11,320
<i>..despite the fuss she made, and
the danger and hopelessness of it all,...</i>

597
01:05:11,487 --> 01:05:12,947
Aim for my head.

598
01:05:13,114 --> 01:05:16,034
<i>..despite all that, I was in paradise.</i>

599
01:05:18,995 --> 01:05:22,999
<i>A paradise whose skies
were the colour of hell flames,...</i>

600
01:05:25,293 --> 01:05:27,295
<i>..but a paradise still.</i>

601
01:09:18,735 --> 01:09:22,321
I know you have accepted a post
at Beardsley College,...

602
01:09:22,488 --> 01:09:26,993
..and I know that there,
academics are first, last and always.

603
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,580
Well, that's not us, Mr Himmler.

604
01:09:30,747 --> 01:09:33,499
Uh... Here at Beardsley Prep,...

605
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:35,752
..what we stress are the three Ds.

606
01:09:35,918 --> 01:09:39,213
Dramatics, dancing and dating.

607
01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:44,260
Now, I know that the Reverend Rigger is
behind us on this. Aren't you, Reverend?

608
01:09:44,427 --> 01:09:48,181
- All the way, Miss Pratt. Every inch.
- So you see, Mr Humper,...

609
01:09:48,348 --> 01:09:53,436
..for the modern preadolescent, medieval
dates are less vital than weekend ones.

610
01:09:55,271 --> 01:09:58,358
- What? Weekend what?
- Dates, Mr Humping.

611
01:09:58,524 --> 01:10:01,194
Uh... boys.

612
01:10:10,912 --> 01:10:12,914
<i># By myself alone at home</i>

613
01:10:13,081 --> 01:10:14,665
<i># Feelin' blue</i>

614
01:10:14,832 --> 01:10:18,795
<i>I was not quite prepared
for the reality of my dual role.</i>

615
01:10:18,961 --> 01:10:22,548
<i>On the one hand,
the willing corrupter of an innocent,...</i>

616
01:10:22,715 --> 01:10:25,677
<i>..and on the other,
Humbert the happy housewife.</i>

617
01:10:27,887 --> 01:10:29,889
Where's the river Rhine?

618
01:10:31,766 --> 01:10:33,768
I don't know.

619
01:10:33,935 --> 01:10:35,937
You should know that.

620
01:10:36,104 --> 01:10:39,065
- Why?
- Big battles there in the Great War.

621
01:10:42,235 --> 01:10:44,237
Where's the river Seine?

622
01:10:45,905 --> 01:10:47,907
I don't know.

623
01:10:48,074 --> 01:10:51,536
I thought you were supposed
to have learnt these.

624
01:10:51,703 --> 01:10:53,705
It's not what I'm on.

625
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:57,834
It seems to be pretty relaxed,
this school of yours.

626
01:11:00,753 --> 01:11:03,464
<i># When I was a kid about half past three</i>

627
01:11:03,631 --> 01:11:06,050
<i># My ma said
"Daughter, come here to me"</i>

628
01:11:06,217 --> 01:11:09,178
<i># Says "Things may come
and things may go"</i>

629
01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:11,848
<i># "But this is one thing
you ought to know"</i>

630
01:11:12,015 --> 01:11:15,143
<i># "Oh, t'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it"</i>

631
01:11:15,309 --> 01:11:17,854
<i># "T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it"</i>

632
01:11:18,021 --> 01:11:20,857
<i># "T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it"</i>

633
01:11:21,024 --> 01:11:21,983
<i># "That's what...</i>

634
01:11:48,634 --> 01:11:50,636
I'm supposed to be in a play.

635
01:11:51,888 --> 01:11:54,307
- What play?
- I don't know.

636
01:11:54,515 --> 01:11:56,517
Some play.

637
01:11:58,311 --> 01:12:00,313
At school.

638
01:12:04,567 --> 01:12:06,986
With the boys from Butler's Academy?

639
01:12:09,447 --> 01:12:11,866
I don't know.

640
01:12:12,033 --> 01:12:14,035
Maybe.

641
01:12:15,745 --> 01:12:17,747
I don't think it's a good idea.

642
01:12:19,332 --> 01:12:21,751
You're depriving me of my civil rights.

643
01:12:21,918 --> 01:12:24,504
Where did you learn that language?

644
01:12:27,882 --> 01:12:29,884
I'm intelligent.

645
01:13:04,877 --> 01:13:07,547
I have a right to be in a play if I want.

646
01:13:09,215 --> 01:13:11,217
Not if I say you don't.

647
01:13:26,774 --> 01:13:28,776
D'you like that?

648
01:13:34,115 --> 01:13:36,117
You want more, don't you?

649
01:13:54,385 --> 01:13:56,387
I want things, too.

650
01:13:58,348 --> 01:14:00,350
What?

651
01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:03,853
Things.

652
01:14:05,646 --> 01:14:08,358
You know how my allowance
is a dollar a week?

653
01:14:10,026 --> 01:14:12,028
Yes, I know.

654
01:14:12,195 --> 01:14:14,614
Well, I think it should be two dollars.

655
01:14:23,790 --> 01:14:26,459
I said, I think it should be two dollars.

656
01:14:30,797 --> 01:14:32,715
A dollar fifty.

657
01:14:42,642 --> 01:14:45,353
I really do think it should be two dollars.

658
01:14:49,148 --> 01:14:50,358
Am I right?

659
01:14:51,734 --> 01:14:53,611
Am I right?

660
01:14:56,072 --> 01:14:57,865
God, yes.

661
01:14:58,032 --> 01:14:59,826
Two dollars.

662
01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:03,287
And I get to be in the play.

663
01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:10,878
Oh, rosy mistress of the night.

664
01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:13,548
You have enchanted
many a hunter's heart.

665
01:15:13,715 --> 01:15:16,801
But this time, my temptress,...

666
01:15:16,968 --> 01:15:18,845
..you have met your match.

667
01:15:19,012 --> 01:15:21,889
For far more than a hunter,...

668
01:15:22,056 --> 01:15:23,433
..I...

669
01:15:25,351 --> 01:15:27,020
..am a poet.

670
01:15:27,186 --> 01:15:30,815
- The night has fallen, Rodrigo.
- The...

671
01:15:30,982 --> 01:15:32,483
Hold it! Hold it! Mona...

672
01:15:32,650 --> 01:15:35,528
Give us a moment.
I'd like a word with Dolores.

673
01:15:37,363 --> 01:15:41,659
When you say "your larking charms",
use your charms for the hunter.

674
01:15:41,826 --> 01:15:43,745
Because you're the witch.

675
01:15:43,911 --> 01:15:46,414
You're bringing the hunter to your lair.

676
01:15:48,207 --> 01:15:50,209
- Hi, Mr Humbert.
- Hello, Mona.

677
01:15:51,377 --> 01:15:53,171
Some play, huh?

678
01:15:53,338 --> 01:15:56,174
You're nymphs.
Use your nymph's charms.

679
01:15:56,341 --> 01:15:57,759
Seduce the hunter.

680
01:15:57,925 --> 01:15:59,927
Look. See right there?

681
01:16:00,845 --> 01:16:05,266
That's the actual playwright, Clare Quilty.
Can you believe it?

682
01:16:05,433 --> 01:16:07,894
Let the music transform you.

683
01:16:08,061 --> 01:16:10,605
You'll feel that you've become a witch.

684
01:16:10,772 --> 01:16:14,484
- You're a witch!

685
01:16:14,650 --> 01:16:17,904
- This play any good, Mona?
- Yeah. It's very political.

686
01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:20,073
Witch! Witch!

687
01:16:20,239 --> 01:16:22,200
More wind! More wind!

688
01:16:22,367 --> 01:16:24,035
You're a witch!

689
01:16:24,202 --> 01:16:26,204
Aren't you?

690
01:16:26,371 --> 01:16:28,373
More wind! I need more wind!

691
01:16:29,582 --> 01:16:31,793
The witches now! The witches' dance!

692
01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:33,336
In the wind!

693
01:16:38,216 --> 01:16:41,135
<i>As she grew cooler
towards my advances,...</i>

694
01:16:41,302 --> 01:16:44,639
<i>..I became accustomed
to purchasing her favours.</i>

695
01:16:45,473 --> 01:16:48,434
<i>Where she hid the money,
I never knew.</i>

696
01:16:49,394 --> 01:16:50,353
Stop it!

697
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:55,066
<i>I was convinced she was storing it away
in order to finance her escape from me.</i>

698
01:16:58,194 --> 01:17:01,614
You can't expect me to pay extra
in the middle!

699
01:17:01,781 --> 01:17:03,533
Ow! Argh!

700
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:06,411
She's a lovely child, Mr Haze,...

701
01:17:06,577 --> 01:17:10,915
..but the onset of sexual maturing
seems to be giving her trouble.

702
01:17:11,082 --> 01:17:15,294
- Isn't that your observation, Reverend?
- To the tee, Miss Pratt.

703
01:17:15,461 --> 01:17:19,924
So, you see, it is the general impression
that 14-year-old Dolores...

704
01:17:20,091 --> 01:17:24,303
..is morbidly disinterested
in sexual matters.

705
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:27,724
Does she never speak
about these... matters?

706
01:17:27,890 --> 01:17:29,559
Well...

707
01:17:29,726 --> 01:17:31,686
That's just it.

708
01:17:40,278 --> 01:17:41,654
What's just it?

709
01:17:41,821 --> 01:17:43,823
That's... just it.

710
01:17:43,990 --> 01:17:46,200
She hasn't said anything.

711
01:17:46,367 --> 01:17:48,661
She hasn't breathed a word.

712
01:17:51,497 --> 01:17:53,499
Uh... But who has?

713
01:17:57,211 --> 01:18:00,006
Are... Are you saying that I've...

714
01:18:00,173 --> 01:18:02,175
Exactly.

715
01:18:02,342 --> 01:18:04,802
This is a very serious matter.

716
01:18:04,969 --> 01:18:07,055
What we're trying to say to you...

717
01:18:07,221 --> 01:18:09,640
..is that someone in the family,...

718
01:18:09,807 --> 01:18:12,018
..maybe you,...

719
01:18:12,185 --> 01:18:14,771
This is very difficult for me.

720
01:18:14,937 --> 01:18:16,981
Well, let me put it this way.

721
01:18:17,148 --> 01:18:21,152
Someone in the family
ought to instruct that dear child...

722
01:18:21,319 --> 01:18:23,738
..in the process of human reproduction.

723
01:18:23,905 --> 01:18:25,573
I'm so sorry.

724
01:18:25,740 --> 01:18:28,534
- I'm so sorry.
- I see that I've embarrassed you.

725
01:18:28,701 --> 01:18:32,205
Yet you, as her father,
ought to take the matter well in hand.

726
01:18:32,372 --> 01:18:35,416
Yes. Worry not, Miss Pratt.

727
01:18:37,752 --> 01:18:40,088
I... um... I have... this matter in hand.

728
01:18:40,254 --> 01:18:42,006
Oh, well,...

729
01:18:42,173 --> 01:18:44,717
..that's all I need to say.

730
01:18:55,978 --> 01:18:56,938
Yes?

731
01:18:58,231 --> 01:18:59,816
Oh, yes?

732
01:19:02,151 --> 01:19:03,736
She missed?

733
01:19:05,738 --> 01:19:07,240
Oh.

734
01:19:07,824 --> 01:19:09,200
Bye.

735
01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:19,419
How are the piano lessons going?

736
01:19:19,585 --> 01:19:21,587
Fine.

737
01:19:21,754 --> 01:19:24,674
Great. Excellent. Wonderful.

738
01:19:24,841 --> 01:19:26,843
Terrif. Perfect.

739
01:19:27,010 --> 01:19:29,470
Especially since you missed the last two.

740
01:19:34,308 --> 01:19:36,310
Where were you?

741
01:19:41,774 --> 01:19:43,776
Where was I?

742
01:19:43,943 --> 01:19:46,195
I should have told you before.

743
01:19:48,614 --> 01:19:52,035
I was in the park.
I was rehearsing the play with Mona.

744
01:19:52,201 --> 01:19:54,203
That's your story?

745
01:19:54,370 --> 01:19:56,372
That's what I was doing.

746
01:19:57,290 --> 01:19:59,292
OK. Give me Mona's phone number.

747
01:19:59,459 --> 01:20:03,629
- Mona's phone number?
- Just give me Mona's phone number.

748
01:20:03,796 --> 01:20:06,507
Klausen 57241.

749
01:20:20,313 --> 01:20:22,315
Is Mona there, please?

750
01:20:23,441 --> 01:20:27,570
- Mona, this is Dolores' father.
- Oh, hello, sir.

751
01:20:27,737 --> 01:20:29,739
Mona, were you and Dolores...

752
01:20:29,906 --> 01:20:33,951
..rehearsing the play in the park
for the past two Tuesday afternoons?

753
01:20:34,118 --> 01:20:35,703
Um... Let's see.

754
01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:37,413
The last two Tuesdays?

755
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:41,042
One of them, Mona, was yesterday.

756
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:44,003
You know, sir, that's... absolutely right.

757
01:20:44,170 --> 01:20:46,172
I feel awfully bad about it.

758
01:20:46,339 --> 01:20:48,216
I alone am to blame, sir.

759
01:20:48,383 --> 01:20:51,678
The whole rehearsing in the park thing
was my idea.

760
01:20:51,844 --> 01:20:54,889
We did it cos we didn't want
to get on your nerves.

761
01:21:01,437 --> 01:21:03,439
Well?

762
01:21:03,606 --> 01:21:05,900
Did she confirm?

763
01:21:06,067 --> 01:21:08,069
She did.

764
01:21:08,236 --> 01:21:11,572
And I've no doubt
she'd been well instructed by you.

765
01:21:14,450 --> 01:21:18,121
In fact, I've no doubt
you've told her all about us.

766
01:21:25,044 --> 01:21:26,879
Look, Lo, this has got to stop.

767
01:21:27,046 --> 01:21:30,633
I don't know what you're up to,
but whatever it is,...

768
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:35,638
..I'll yank you out of Beardsley as fast as
I can pack a suitcase unless this stops!

769
01:21:35,805 --> 01:21:37,181
Unless what stops?

770
01:21:37,348 --> 01:21:39,851
- You know what!
- Take it easy, mister!

771
01:21:40,018 --> 01:21:43,438
- Show me every penny...
- Leave me alone, you pervert!

772
01:21:43,604 --> 01:21:47,900
- You're running away from me, I know.
- Yes, I am! Anyone'd run away from you!

773
01:21:48,067 --> 01:21:50,528
- Show me what you hid!
- I earned that money!

774
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:00,204
Go ahead, murder me.
Like you murdered my mother.

775
01:22:00,371 --> 01:22:01,247
I'm sorry.

776
01:22:01,414 --> 01:22:03,791
Murder me like you murdered my mother!

777
01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:04,959
Shut up. Shut up!

778
01:22:05,126 --> 01:22:07,670
Murder me like you murdered my mother!

779
01:22:07,837 --> 01:22:10,006
- Stop that!
- Go ahead! Murder me!

780
01:22:10,173 --> 01:22:13,051
Go on, murder me!
I'm asking you to murder me!

781
01:22:13,217 --> 01:22:15,219
- Shut up!
- Murder me! Murder me!

782
01:22:15,386 --> 01:22:19,015
- Dolores, shut up!
- I hate you! I hate you!

783
01:22:19,182 --> 01:22:21,184
Calm down.

784
01:22:21,351 --> 01:22:23,019
- Calm down!

785
01:22:23,186 --> 01:22:26,064
- Come back, Lo!

786
01:22:26,230 --> 01:22:28,900
Murderer!

787
01:22:29,067 --> 01:22:30,401
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

788
01:22:31,736 --> 01:22:33,571
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

789
01:22:41,537 --> 01:22:46,000
I do not know who you people think
you are, screaming and carrying on!

790
01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:49,504
My daughter's friend.
I'm sorry. I really can't stay.

791
01:24:14,756 --> 01:24:17,759
Oh, good. I was just trying
to reach you at home.

792
01:24:17,925 --> 01:24:20,803
- I've come to a decision.
- You have?

793
01:24:20,970 --> 01:24:22,764
Yeah.

794
01:24:22,930 --> 01:24:24,932
So buy me a drink.

795
01:24:25,099 --> 01:24:27,101
What would you like?

796
01:24:27,268 --> 01:24:29,437
Um... I'd like, uh, ice-cream soda...

797
01:24:29,604 --> 01:24:31,606
..with extra chocolate syrup.

798
01:24:31,773 --> 01:24:33,775
Please.

799
01:24:35,485 --> 01:24:38,154
Nothing for me, thanks.

800
01:24:52,210 --> 01:24:53,169
Lo...

801
01:25:14,399 --> 01:25:15,983
So tell me.

802
01:25:22,198 --> 01:25:24,492
What's the rush?

803
01:25:41,384 --> 01:25:43,803
Pay her and let's blow this joint.

804
01:26:00,194 --> 01:26:02,196
<i>And do you know what she said,...</i>

805
01:26:02,363 --> 01:26:05,533
<i>..this girl who had been spurning me,
mocking me,...</i>

806
01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:08,786
<i>..plotting her escape from me
only hours before?</i>

807
01:26:08,953 --> 01:26:12,290
<i>She said she wanted
to leave Beardsley then and there.</i>

808
01:26:12,457 --> 01:26:14,667
<i>She wanted to take another trip,...</i>

809
01:26:14,834 --> 01:26:17,962
<i>..only this time she would choose
where we would go.</i>

810
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:20,798
- OK? I choose? OK?
- Yes.

811
01:26:21,466 --> 01:26:23,885
<i>Did Humbert hum his assent?</i>

812
01:26:24,052 --> 01:26:26,054
<i>Oh, yes.</i>

813
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:28,222
<i>I sealed my fate gratefully.</i>

814
01:27:09,555 --> 01:27:11,557
Lolita.

815
01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:17,188
Take me to bed.

816
01:27:39,252 --> 01:27:41,754
Look out for cigarette hangover.

817
01:27:41,921 --> 01:27:43,589
<i>Hi. I'm Clare Quilty.</i>

818
01:27:43,756 --> 01:27:46,092
<i>Remember, over a million smokers...</i>

819
01:27:46,259 --> 01:27:48,261
So we have to be in...

820
01:27:49,303 --> 01:27:51,305
..Wace in exactly one week.

821
01:27:51,472 --> 01:27:53,558
But why Wace in a week?

822
01:27:53,725 --> 01:27:58,855
Cos we gotta see the... ceremonial dances
when they open the Magic Caves.

823
01:27:59,022 --> 01:28:02,400
And... exactly two weeks
and four days later,...

824
01:28:02,567 --> 01:28:05,111
..we have to arrive in Elphinstone. See?

825
01:28:07,196 --> 01:28:08,698
Yes.

826
01:28:08,865 --> 01:28:11,034
That's where we climb the Red Rock.

827
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:15,038
We have to climb this rock
exactly two weeks and four days later?

828
01:28:15,204 --> 01:28:17,206
Exactly.

829
01:28:17,373 --> 01:28:19,375
Oh, I'm so excited.

830
01:28:42,315 --> 01:28:47,528
<i>I cannot tell you the exact day I first knew
for certain that we were being followed.</i>

831
01:29:08,883 --> 01:29:12,970
Lo, reach into the glove compartment
and get the pad and pencil.

832
01:29:17,266 --> 01:29:20,144
Got it? Now write this down.

833
01:29:21,312 --> 01:29:23,106
Connecticut.

834
01:29:23,272 --> 01:29:24,649
How do you spell that?

835
01:29:24,816 --> 01:29:26,275
C-O-N-N.

836
01:29:26,442 --> 01:29:27,944
Is that it?

837
01:29:28,111 --> 01:29:29,696
No. Now write down...

838
01:29:29,862 --> 01:29:31,364
..PJ...

839
01:29:31,531 --> 01:29:33,491
..44...

840
01:29:33,658 --> 01:29:35,535
..396.

841
01:29:36,994 --> 01:29:38,746
All right, give it to me.

842
01:29:44,502 --> 01:29:46,045
All right.

843
01:29:46,212 --> 01:29:49,632
Put it in the glove box.
Don't put gum on it cos it'll get...

844
01:29:49,799 --> 01:29:52,135
Why have you got your gum everywhere?

845
01:29:52,301 --> 01:29:53,928
Put that in the glove box.

846
01:29:54,929 --> 01:29:57,015
There's a detective following us.

847
01:29:59,517 --> 01:30:01,936
He looks rather like my Uncle Gustave.

848
01:30:13,573 --> 01:30:15,575
<i>He was clever, our pursuer.</i>

849
01:30:15,742 --> 01:30:17,744
<i>He kept changing cars.</i>

850
01:30:17,910 --> 01:30:20,121
<i>But his presence was as real to me...</i>

851
01:30:20,288 --> 01:30:22,290
<i>..as my own breath.</i>

852
01:30:28,004 --> 01:30:32,842
<i>Then suddenly he would disappear
and I'd wonder if I'd imagined everything.</i>

853
01:31:50,670 --> 01:31:52,422
Lo! What did that man say to you?

854
01:31:52,588 --> 01:31:55,633
# Bags around your eyeballs
which is red instead of white

855
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,886
- What did he say to you?
- The guy I was talking to?

856
01:31:59,053 --> 01:32:01,723
- Yeah. Look...
- # Shucks, I shoulda known...

857
01:32:01,848 --> 01:32:03,850
Just tell me what he said to you.

858
01:32:04,017 --> 01:32:06,894
He asked me if I had a map.
He must've been lost.

859
01:32:07,061 --> 01:32:09,063
# My heart's plumb gone

860
01:32:09,230 --> 01:32:11,482
# Cos you used temptation

861
01:32:12,692 --> 01:32:15,820
# It'd be thrilling... if 'n you're willing

862
01:32:15,987 --> 01:32:20,658
Look, I've told you about
talking to strangers. You've no idea...

863
01:32:20,825 --> 01:32:22,827
Lo, listen to me.

864
01:32:22,994 --> 01:32:26,664
You're very young
and people can take advantage of you.

865
01:32:26,831 --> 01:32:28,833
Very hard to imagine.

866
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,794
That man was the cop
who's been following us.

867
01:32:31,961 --> 01:32:34,756
You have to tell me
exactly what you told him.

868
01:32:34,922 --> 01:32:39,344
If he really is a cop, the worst thing
we can do is let him know we're scared.

869
01:32:39,510 --> 01:32:41,679
Then he'll know that we're guilty.

870
01:32:41,846 --> 01:32:43,848
Or rather, that you're guilty.

871
01:32:53,524 --> 01:32:57,987
<i># Don't sit under the apple tree
with anyone else but me...</i>

872
01:33:06,287 --> 01:33:08,289
# With anyone else but me

873
01:33:08,456 --> 01:33:11,250
# With anyone else but me, no, no, no

874
01:33:38,528 --> 01:33:40,697
# With anyone else but me, no, no, no

875
01:33:40,863 --> 01:33:42,782
# Anyone else but you

876
01:33:42,949 --> 01:33:45,952
# No, no, don't go under the apple tree

877
01:33:50,623 --> 01:33:53,710
There's something wrong
with the steering.

878
01:33:53,876 --> 01:33:55,962
Oh, whoa!

879
01:33:56,129 --> 01:33:57,463
Ow! Watch it!

880
01:33:58,589 --> 01:34:00,425
What are you doing?!

881
01:34:06,055 --> 01:34:07,932
You got a flat, mister.

882
01:34:39,547 --> 01:34:41,549
<i># Open the door, and let me in</i>

883
01:34:47,638 --> 01:34:49,807
<i># Richard, why don't you open the door?</i>

884
01:35:03,279 --> 01:35:04,781
Hey...

885
01:35:04,947 --> 01:35:06,532
Hey!

886
01:35:06,699 --> 01:35:08,493
Hey, you! Come back here!

887
01:35:11,079 --> 01:35:12,038
Lo!

888
01:35:12,205 --> 01:35:13,581
Lo! Lo!

889
01:35:13,748 --> 01:35:14,707
Lo!

890
01:35:14,874 --> 01:35:16,292
Put on the handbrake!

891
01:35:16,459 --> 01:35:19,003
Pull the handbrake up! Lo!

892
01:35:21,255 --> 01:35:24,384
Lo! Pull on the handbrake. Stop the car.

893
01:35:24,550 --> 01:35:27,470
Put the handbrake on. Down there! Pull it!

894
01:35:27,637 --> 01:35:29,138
- Ow!

895
01:35:30,515 --> 01:35:31,599
Jesus Christ!

896
01:35:31,766 --> 01:35:34,477
What did you think you were doing?

897
01:35:34,644 --> 01:35:36,646
You should thank me.

898
01:35:36,813 --> 01:35:39,065
The car was rolling and I stopped it.

899
01:35:41,901 --> 01:35:44,570
You should thank me.

900
01:35:48,408 --> 01:35:51,285
Pass me the pad
in the glove compartment.

901
01:35:53,746 --> 01:35:56,582
It was smart of us
to write his number down.

902
01:36:00,044 --> 01:36:01,421
What...?

903
01:36:01,587 --> 01:36:03,256
What have you...

904
01:36:15,393 --> 01:36:16,978
Lo...

905
01:36:31,325 --> 01:36:33,328
Lo...

906
01:36:38,583 --> 01:36:40,585
Lo, I'm sorry.

907
01:36:40,752 --> 01:36:43,421
- I'm sorry!

908
01:36:51,137 --> 01:36:53,806
Come here. Come here.

909
01:36:53,931 --> 01:36:55,933
Get away!

910
01:36:57,435 --> 01:36:59,645
Lo...

911
01:36:59,812 --> 01:37:01,814
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

912
01:37:01,981 --> 01:37:03,441
I'm sorry.

913
01:37:28,383 --> 01:37:31,469
Shall I walk down to the town
and get you some fruit?

914
01:37:32,595 --> 01:37:34,597
Bananas.

915
01:37:43,481 --> 01:37:45,483
Just bananas?

916
01:37:46,818 --> 01:37:49,737
Just bananas.

917
01:38:01,290 --> 01:38:04,419
<i># Open the door, Richard</i>

918
01:38:04,585 --> 01:38:08,089
<i># Open the door and let me in</i>

919
01:38:08,256 --> 01:38:10,925
<i># Open the door, Richard</i>

920
01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:15,763
<i>- # Richard...</i>
- # Why don't you open that door?

921
01:38:24,897 --> 01:38:29,027
<i># Borrow confidently from HFC</i>

922
01:38:29,193 --> 01:38:33,823
<i>Quilty can't be here in our studio
because he's in Wace, Texas tonight...</i>

923
01:38:33,990 --> 01:38:36,993
<i>..working on the premiere
of his brand-new play.</i>

924
01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:39,996
<i>But I want to welcome
his writing partner,...</i>

925
01:38:40,163 --> 01:38:43,291
<i>..the lovely and talented
Miss Vivian Darkbloom.</i>

926
01:38:43,458 --> 01:38:45,668
<i>Let's give her a warm Texas welcome.</i>

927
01:39:16,115 --> 01:39:18,284
You've been out.

928
01:39:19,410 --> 01:39:21,412
I just got up.

929
01:39:26,542 --> 01:39:28,544
Don't lie to me.

930
01:39:32,715 --> 01:39:34,717
Well, I did go out for a second.

931
01:39:35,927 --> 01:39:39,722
You were gone so long.
I wanted to see if you were coming back.

932
01:40:29,564 --> 01:40:32,525
You tell me who it is! Who is it?

933
01:40:32,692 --> 01:40:35,194
Who is it? Tell me who it is.

934
01:40:37,196 --> 01:40:39,615
You tell me. Who is it?

935
01:40:40,616 --> 01:40:41,534
Who...?

936
01:40:41,701 --> 01:40:44,495
- Tell me.

937
01:40:44,662 --> 01:40:45,747
Please, tell me.

938
01:40:57,967 --> 01:40:59,594
Please tell me.

939
01:40:59,761 --> 01:41:01,763
Please tell me.

940
01:41:13,524 --> 01:41:15,318
Please tell me.

941
01:41:17,487 --> 01:41:19,030
Please!

942
01:41:19,197 --> 01:41:21,032
Please... tell... me!

943
01:41:21,199 --> 01:41:23,201
Please... please...

944
01:41:24,243 --> 01:41:26,245
Please...

945
01:41:26,412 --> 01:41:28,414
..tell me!

946
01:41:28,581 --> 01:41:29,791
Please...

947
01:41:29,957 --> 01:41:31,167
..please...

948
01:41:31,334 --> 01:41:32,669
..please...

949
01:43:19,776 --> 01:43:21,778
I'll show you to room number 29.

950
01:43:21,944 --> 01:43:23,946
It's one of our nicer rooms.

951
01:43:24,113 --> 01:43:27,492
Say, what's wrong
with your little daughter? Is she ill?

952
01:43:27,659 --> 01:43:30,078
Oh, no. She's just feeling a bit... um...

953
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:35,625
My God, Lo!

954
01:43:35,792 --> 01:43:37,377
Are you all right?

955
01:43:38,378 --> 01:43:41,047
I don't feel... I don't feel very well.

956
01:43:41,881 --> 01:43:43,883
It's a virus.

957
01:43:44,050 --> 01:43:47,136
Nothing serious.
I've had 40 cases in two weeks.

958
01:43:47,303 --> 01:43:50,973
- So can I take her home?
- We're gonna keep her here overnight.

959
01:43:51,140 --> 01:43:53,309
Keep her hydrated, help her sleep.

960
01:44:04,529 --> 01:44:08,074
Why don't you get some sleep?
It won't help if you catch it.

961
01:44:08,241 --> 01:44:10,702
I think I have already.
I feel dreadful.

962
01:44:10,868 --> 01:44:12,870
- Maybe I should stay.
- Go.

963
01:44:13,037 --> 01:44:14,956
Call us in the morning.

964
01:44:15,123 --> 01:44:17,333
- Here, I'll take those.
- Thank you.

965
01:44:47,321 --> 01:44:49,449
Uh, yes, hello. This is Mr Humbert.

966
01:44:49,615 --> 01:44:53,536
I'm calling to see how my... daughter,
Dolores Haze, is.

967
01:44:53,703 --> 01:44:55,705
Oh, she's much better.

968
01:44:55,872 --> 01:44:58,166
She was up early. No trace of fever.

969
01:44:58,333 --> 01:45:01,586
And when Uncle Gustave came for her,
we signed her out.

970
01:45:03,338 --> 01:45:06,007
Who? Wh... Wh... Who?

971
01:45:06,132 --> 01:45:08,384
Uncle Gustave, Dolores called him.

972
01:45:08,551 --> 01:45:12,180
He had a sweet little dog.
He was the nicest man. Had a big smile.

973
01:45:12,347 --> 01:45:13,723
Wait, Ted.

974
01:45:13,890 --> 01:45:17,935
- And you let her go with him?
- Oh, yes. He paid the bill in cash.

975
01:45:18,102 --> 01:45:22,940
They said to tell you not to worry,
and they'll be at Grandpa's expecting you.

976
01:45:23,107 --> 01:45:26,778
- Then they went off in that nice Cadillac.

977
01:45:26,944 --> 01:45:28,946
Hello?

978
01:45:47,048 --> 01:45:48,591
Hey!

979
01:45:48,758 --> 01:45:50,426
Hey!

980
01:46:00,311 --> 01:46:01,270
Nurse!

981
01:46:01,437 --> 01:46:03,439
- Where is she?
- Who?

982
01:46:03,606 --> 01:46:06,067
Who took her?
Somebody took my daughter.

983
01:46:06,234 --> 01:46:09,195
- You need to talk to the doctor.
- But who took her?

984
01:46:09,362 --> 01:46:11,531
My daughter was in there last night.

985
01:46:11,698 --> 01:46:13,992
- Who took her away?
- Hey, relax, pal!

986
01:46:14,158 --> 01:46:17,620
Don't tell me to relax!
I'm looking for my daughter! Doctor!

987
01:46:17,787 --> 01:46:19,497
Doctor! Doctor!

988
01:46:19,664 --> 01:46:21,666
What have you done with her?

989
01:46:21,833 --> 01:46:23,918
Where is she? Where is she?

990
01:46:24,127 --> 01:46:26,838
Tell me where she is! Where is she?

991
01:46:27,005 --> 01:46:29,590
Where has she gone?
Where? Where? Where?

992
01:46:32,051 --> 01:46:34,137
You leave me alone, you bastards!

993
01:46:34,303 --> 01:46:36,014
You fucking fiends!

994
01:46:36,180 --> 01:46:38,182
Tell me where she is!

995
01:46:40,435 --> 01:46:42,437
Get me to that man!

996
01:46:44,313 --> 01:46:46,858
I'm just looking for my daughter!

997
01:46:48,026 --> 01:46:51,571
- I said relax!
- I want to know where she -

998
01:46:53,531 --> 01:46:56,242
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

999
01:46:56,409 --> 01:46:57,869
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1000
01:46:58,036 --> 01:46:59,746
Sorry.

1001
01:46:59,912 --> 01:47:02,081
I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit...

1002
01:47:02,248 --> 01:47:06,127
I think I may just have...
had a little too much to drink. Sorry.

1003
01:47:06,294 --> 01:47:09,589
I'm very worried
about my daughter, you see.

1004
01:47:09,756 --> 01:47:12,216
But she's with her Uncle Gustave.

1005
01:47:12,383 --> 01:47:14,385
So she'll be all right.

1006
01:47:14,552 --> 01:47:16,721
I'm very sorry. Please forgive me.

1007
01:47:16,888 --> 01:47:19,223
She's gone to her... grandpa's farm.

1008
01:47:20,350 --> 01:47:22,435
She'll be absolutely fine there.

1009
01:47:22,602 --> 01:47:24,604
What better place for her?

1010
01:47:24,771 --> 01:47:27,106
I'm... I'm fine.

1011
01:47:27,273 --> 01:47:29,275
Please, I'm sorry.

1012
01:47:29,442 --> 01:47:31,444
So sorry. Thank you very much.

1013
01:47:31,611 --> 01:47:33,613
Sorry... Sorry.

1014
01:47:33,780 --> 01:47:35,782
So sorry.

1015
01:47:50,838 --> 01:47:52,840
<i>I searched all our old haunts...</i>

1016
01:47:53,007 --> 01:47:56,594
<i>..and for several months
the trail remained warm.</i>

1017
01:47:59,180 --> 01:48:03,559
<i>The thief, the kidnapper,
whatever you want to call him,...</i>

1018
01:48:03,726 --> 01:48:05,395
<i>..he was clever.</i>

1019
01:48:05,561 --> 01:48:07,563
<i>He would disguise his name.</i>

1020
01:48:07,730 --> 01:48:10,274
<i>But I could always tell his handwriting.</i>

1021
01:48:11,776 --> 01:48:13,569
Um... Sir!

1022
01:48:17,824 --> 01:48:19,909
<i>He had very peculiar Ts, Ws and Ls.</i>

1023
01:48:20,076 --> 01:48:22,578
Do you know his name?

1024
01:48:24,163 --> 01:48:26,165
What does he look like?

1025
01:48:28,626 --> 01:48:30,628
- Let me help.
- No, please...

1026
01:48:32,630 --> 01:48:35,216
Ladies, I'm sorry. We're trying to find...

1027
01:48:35,383 --> 01:48:38,636
<i>It must be hard
for you who already know who it was...</i>

1028
01:48:38,803 --> 01:48:41,055
<i>..to understand my mystification.</i>

1029
01:48:49,647 --> 01:48:52,316
<i>Or maybe you think
I was imagining things.</i>

1030
01:48:52,483 --> 01:48:54,068
..my daughter.

1031
01:48:55,361 --> 01:49:00,074
<i>Maybe you think it impossible that
there could have been another like me.</i>

1032
01:49:00,241 --> 01:49:05,038
<i>Another mad lover of nymphets following
us over the great and ugly plains.</i>

1033
01:49:05,204 --> 01:49:07,415
<i>Well, you are right, of course.</i>

1034
01:49:07,582 --> 01:49:09,584
<i>There was no-one else like me.</i>

1035
01:49:18,843 --> 01:49:21,387
<i>Eventually the trail went cold and dead.</i>

1036
01:49:25,683 --> 01:49:28,353
<i>And I went back to cold, dead Beardsley.</i>

1037
01:50:23,032 --> 01:50:25,910
"Dear Dad, how's everything?"

1038
01:50:26,911 --> 01:50:29,330
"I'm married. I'm going to have a baby."

1039
01:50:31,666 --> 01:50:34,377
"I guess it'll come
right around Christmas."

1040
01:50:36,337 --> 01:50:38,464
"This is a hard letter to write."

1041
01:50:38,631 --> 01:50:41,592
"I'm going nuts
because we don't have enough...

1042
01:50:41,759 --> 01:50:44,095
..to pay our debts and get out of here."

1043
01:50:45,638 --> 01:50:48,391
"Dick has been promised
a big job in Alaska."

1044
01:50:50,977 --> 01:50:52,979
"Are you still mad at me?"

1045
01:50:54,188 --> 01:50:59,110
"Please send us a cheque, Dad. We could
manage with three or four hundred,...

1046
01:50:59,277 --> 01:51:01,654
..or even less. Anything is welcome."

1047
01:51:02,447 --> 01:51:05,616
"I have gone through
much sadness and hardship."

1048
01:51:05,783 --> 01:51:07,785
"Yours expecting, Dolly."

1049
01:51:09,454 --> 01:51:11,456
"Mrs Richard F...

1050
01:51:13,583 --> 01:51:15,585
..Schiller."

1051
01:52:34,998 --> 01:52:37,375
Well!

1052
01:53:08,239 --> 01:53:10,241
Come in.

1053
01:53:23,212 --> 01:53:25,214
You, Molly, stay out.

1054
01:53:25,381 --> 01:53:27,216
Good girl.

1055
01:53:27,383 --> 01:53:29,802
Husband at home?

1056
01:53:29,969 --> 01:53:31,763
Yeah.

1057
01:53:31,929 --> 01:53:34,891
Where do you wanna sit?
The rocker or the divan?

1058
01:53:35,975 --> 01:53:37,977
Come sit with me on the divan.

1059
01:53:44,859 --> 01:53:46,444
Is that him?

1060
01:53:47,904 --> 01:53:49,864
Up the ladder?

1061
01:53:50,031 --> 01:53:52,700
You want me to call him in?

1062
01:53:53,618 --> 01:53:55,370
No.

1063
01:53:55,536 --> 01:53:58,206
He's not the one I want.

1064
01:53:59,957 --> 01:54:02,251
He's not the what?

1065
01:54:02,418 --> 01:54:04,545
You know what I mean.

1066
01:54:04,712 --> 01:54:06,923
Where is he?

1067
01:54:07,090 --> 01:54:09,092
Look...

1068
01:54:09,676 --> 01:54:14,222
Dick has nothing to do with all that stuff.
He thinks you're my father.

1069
01:54:14,389 --> 01:54:16,641
Please don't bring up all that muck.

1070
01:54:18,393 --> 01:54:21,729
- All right, I'll find out myself.
- You really don't know?

1071
01:54:28,987 --> 01:54:30,989
My God, Dad, it was Quilty.

1072
01:54:31,155 --> 01:54:33,282
It was Clare Quilty.

1073
01:54:41,416 --> 01:54:43,418
Yes.

1074
01:54:48,923 --> 01:54:51,050
Yes, of course.

1075
01:55:10,111 --> 01:55:11,904
Quilty.

1076
01:55:13,031 --> 01:55:15,033
Yeah.

1077
01:55:17,243 --> 01:55:20,913
He was the only man
I was ever really crazy about.

1078
01:55:25,710 --> 01:55:27,920
What about me?

1079
01:55:55,490 --> 01:55:57,492
Where did he take you?

1080
01:56:01,537 --> 01:56:03,790
Just tell me.

1081
01:56:04,999 --> 01:56:07,835
Well, everybody knew he liked little girls.

1082
01:56:08,002 --> 01:56:12,882
He used to film them in his mansion
over in Parkington, Pavor Manor.

1083
01:56:15,343 --> 01:56:18,513
But I wasn't gonna do all those things.

1084
01:56:20,014 --> 01:56:22,016
All what things?

1085
01:56:22,183 --> 01:56:24,268
Two girls and two boys or...

1086
01:56:24,435 --> 01:56:26,521
..I don't know, three or four men.

1087
01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:29,148
And Vivian was filming the whole thing.

1088
01:56:29,315 --> 01:56:33,152
I said "No, I'm not gonna blow
all those beastly boys."

1089
01:56:33,319 --> 01:56:35,446
"I want you."

1090
01:56:38,783 --> 01:56:40,660
So he threw me out.

1091
01:56:50,420 --> 01:56:52,422
<i>I looked and looked at her...</i>

1092
01:56:54,465 --> 01:56:57,760
<i>..and I knew,
as clearly as I know that I will die,...</i>

1093
01:56:57,927 --> 01:57:02,515
<i>..that I loved her more than anything
I'd ever seen or imagined on earth.</i>

1094
01:57:06,644 --> 01:57:10,606
<i>She was only the dead leaf echo
of the nymphet from long ago...</i>

1095
01:57:11,858 --> 01:57:14,235
<i>..but I loved her, this Lolita,...</i>

1096
01:57:14,402 --> 01:57:17,864
<i>..pale and polluted
and big with another man's child.</i>

1097
01:57:18,031 --> 01:57:21,200
<i>She could fade and wither - I didn't care.</i>

1098
01:57:23,202 --> 01:57:25,872
<i>I would still go mad with tenderness...</i>

1099
01:57:25,997 --> 01:57:27,999
<i>..at the mere sight of her face.</i>

1100
01:57:51,522 --> 01:57:53,524
Lolita...

1101
01:57:55,818 --> 01:57:59,906
From here to that old car
that you know so well...

1102
01:58:00,073 --> 01:58:02,325
..is a stretch of 25 paces.

1103
01:58:05,119 --> 01:58:07,622
Make those 25 steps...

1104
01:58:07,789 --> 01:58:09,791
..with me, now.

1105
01:58:09,957 --> 01:58:14,379
You're saying you'll give us some money
if I go to a motel with you?

1106
01:58:14,545 --> 01:58:16,506
No... No!

1107
01:58:16,673 --> 01:58:21,177
I'm saying leave here and come live
with me, die with me, everything with me.

1108
01:58:22,345 --> 01:58:24,347
You're crazy.

1109
01:58:24,514 --> 01:58:27,225
If you refuse, you still get the money.

1110
01:58:27,392 --> 01:58:28,810
- Really?
- Yeah.

1111
01:58:30,603 --> 01:58:32,605
There. Have it.

1112
01:58:41,614 --> 01:58:43,491
Oh my God.

1113
01:58:43,658 --> 01:58:46,953
You're giving us four thousand bucks?

1114
01:58:50,206 --> 01:58:51,833
- Thank you...
- No...

1115
01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:54,002
Don't touch me.

1116
01:58:54,168 --> 01:58:56,170
I'll die if you touch me.

1117
01:58:57,505 --> 01:59:02,218
Just tell me...
there's a chance you'll come with me.

1118
01:59:04,012 --> 01:59:06,014
No, honey.

1119
01:59:06,180 --> 01:59:08,516
I'd almost rather go back with Clare.

1120
01:59:11,978 --> 01:59:13,980
Oh...

1121
01:59:14,147 --> 01:59:16,149
I'll go now.

1122
01:59:18,276 --> 01:59:22,613
- Can I call Dick in to say goodbye?
- No. I don't want to see him, at all.

1123
01:59:22,780 --> 01:59:25,825
I just want to go.

1124
01:59:35,293 --> 01:59:38,504
Lo, can you ever forget
what I've done to you?

1125
01:59:43,676 --> 01:59:45,678
Say goodbye, Molly.

1126
01:59:46,763 --> 01:59:48,765
Say goodbye to my dad.

1127
02:00:56,040 --> 02:00:58,126
Dick! Guess what!

1128
02:01:19,063 --> 02:01:21,399
<i>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,...</i>

1129
02:01:21,566 --> 02:01:26,487
<i>..I have to say that I regret all I did
before that last goodbye in Coalmont.</i>

1130
02:01:28,531 --> 02:01:32,118
<i>But I regret nothing of what came after.</i>

1131
02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:10,091
Now, who are you?

1132
02:03:13,886 --> 02:03:15,972
Are you, by any chance, Brewster?

1133
02:03:22,353 --> 02:03:25,148
You know, you don't look
like Jack Brewster.

1134
02:03:25,314 --> 02:03:28,818
I mean, the resemblance
is not particularly striking.

1135
02:03:28,985 --> 02:03:33,489
Somebody told me he had a brother
with the same phone company.

1136
02:03:33,656 --> 02:03:35,658
I'm neither of the Brewsters.

1137
02:03:42,707 --> 02:03:44,208
Pull over!

1138
02:03:45,293 --> 02:03:46,794
Pull over!

1139
02:03:50,006 --> 02:03:52,425
Do you recall a little girl named...

1140
02:03:54,260 --> 02:03:56,054
..Dolores Haze?

1141
02:04:00,266 --> 02:04:02,685
You see, I'm her father.

1142
02:04:04,062 --> 02:04:05,563
Nonsense.

1143
02:04:05,730 --> 02:04:09,192
You're a foreigner.
You're an agent of a foreign power.

1144
02:04:09,359 --> 02:04:11,444
You're a foreign literary agent.

1145
02:04:11,611 --> 02:04:14,030
She was my daughter.

1146
02:04:14,197 --> 02:04:16,199
She was my child.

1147
02:04:16,366 --> 02:04:18,743
Oh, you know,
I adore children myself.

1148
02:04:18,910 --> 02:04:20,912
And fathers...

1149
02:04:21,079 --> 02:04:23,122
I love fathers.

1150
02:04:26,668 --> 02:04:28,461
Ah...

1151
02:04:28,628 --> 02:04:29,587
Sit down!

1152
02:04:31,297 --> 02:04:33,299
Oh. There they are.

1153
02:04:33,466 --> 02:04:35,718
Now we need matches.
You got a light?

1154
02:04:35,885 --> 02:04:38,471
Quilty, I want you to concentrate.

1155
02:04:41,849 --> 02:04:43,518
You're about to die.

1156
02:04:43,685 --> 02:04:46,020
Ooh.

1157
02:04:53,987 --> 02:04:55,571
Jesus!

1158
02:04:56,948 --> 02:05:01,244
Do you want to be executed
standing up or sitting down?

1159
02:05:01,411 --> 02:05:04,831
Just let me think, let me think.
It's not an easy question.

1160
02:05:04,998 --> 02:05:07,458
Try to understand what is happening.

1161
02:05:07,625 --> 02:05:08,459
I- I- I- I...

1162
02:05:08,626 --> 02:05:12,005
- Remember Dolores Haze.
- I'm willing...

1163
02:05:12,171 --> 02:05:15,508
I'm willing to try. I am. Just...

1164
02:05:15,675 --> 02:05:17,343
OK. Listen.

1165
02:05:17,510 --> 02:05:19,512
I made a mistake, which I regret,...

1166
02:05:19,679 --> 02:05:21,597
..sincerely.

1167
02:05:21,764 --> 02:05:27,270
I couldn't have any fun with your Dolly.
I'm practically impotent is the sad truth.

1168
02:05:27,437 --> 02:05:32,150
But she had a swell vacation, met some
remarkable people. Hey, do you know -

1169
02:05:46,873 --> 02:05:48,333
Stay still!

1170
02:05:50,043 --> 02:05:52,003
Oh, God...

1171
02:05:52,837 --> 02:05:54,839
You cheated me.

1172
02:05:57,467 --> 02:05:59,469
You cheated me of my redemption.

1173
02:06:01,971 --> 02:06:05,641
- You have to die.
- I don't know what you're talking about.

1174
02:06:05,808 --> 02:06:09,645
My memory and my eloquence
are not at their best today.

1175
02:06:09,812 --> 02:06:14,150
But really, you have to admit
you were never an ideal stepfather.

1176
02:06:14,317 --> 02:06:16,319
Hm?

1177
02:06:16,486 --> 02:06:18,946
I did not force your protégée to join me.

1178
02:06:19,113 --> 02:06:22,116
It was she who made me
remove her to a happier home.

1179
02:06:22,283 --> 02:06:24,577
Look around you. See?

1180
02:06:24,744 --> 02:06:26,746
You see this house?

1181
02:06:26,913 --> 02:06:31,501
It's very cool in the summer. Comfortable.
I suggest that you move in, hm?

1182
02:06:34,337 --> 02:06:36,547
I think you'll be happy here.

1183
02:06:37,632 --> 02:06:39,634
You can use my wardrobe.

1184
02:06:40,593 --> 02:06:43,763
We have the most reliable
and bribable charwoman.

1185
02:06:43,930 --> 02:06:46,391
"Cleaning lady" is the American term.

1186
02:06:46,557 --> 02:06:50,144
She has not only daughters,
she has granddaughters.

1187
02:06:50,311 --> 02:06:53,606
And I know a thing or two
about the chief of police...

1188
02:06:53,773 --> 02:06:55,817
..that makes him my slave.

1189
02:06:55,984 --> 02:06:58,069
My slave. Drop the gun.

1190
02:06:58,236 --> 02:07:00,738
And here's another thing...--
Drop the gun.

1191
02:07:00,905 --> 02:07:04,784
...I have, upstairs,
the most unique collection of erotica.

1192
02:07:04,951 --> 02:07:06,327
Drop the gun. Drop the gun.

1193
02:07:06,494 --> 02:07:10,623
Also, moreover, I can arrange
for you to attend executions.

1194
02:07:10,790 --> 02:07:13,793
Not everybody knows
the chair is painted yellow.

1195
02:07:16,295 --> 02:07:17,672
Somebody help!

1196
02:08:23,321 --> 02:08:24,989
Aargh! Agh!

1197
02:08:25,990 --> 02:08:27,992
That hurts, sir.

1198
02:08:28,159 --> 02:08:30,745
That hurts atrociously, my dear fellow.

1199
02:08:41,422 --> 02:08:43,424
God...

1200
02:08:43,591 --> 02:08:46,678
You should not continue
in this fashion, really.

1201
02:09:17,375 --> 02:09:19,168
Get out!

1202
02:09:19,335 --> 02:09:21,004
Get out of here!

1203
02:11:30,383 --> 02:11:33,761
<i>What I heard then was
the melody of children at play.</i>

1204
02:11:33,928 --> 02:11:35,930
<i>Nothing but that.</i>

1205
02:11:38,307 --> 02:11:41,477
<i>And I knew that
the hopelessly poignant thing...</i>

1206
02:11:41,644 --> 02:11:44,480
<i>..was not Lolita's absence from my side...</i>

1207
02:11:46,149 --> 02:11:49,193
<i>..but the absence of her voice
from that chorus.</i>

1208
02:16:09,620 --> 02:16:12,582
<i># When I was a kid about half past three</i>

1209
02:16:12,749 --> 02:16:15,084
<i># My ma said
"Daughter, come here to me"</i>

1210
02:16:15,251 --> 02:16:18,212
<i># Says "Things may come
and things may go"</i>

1211
02:16:18,379 --> 02:16:20,923
<i># "But this is one thing
you ought to know"</i>

1212
02:16:21,090 --> 02:16:24,344
<i># "Oh, t'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it"</i>

1213
02:16:24,510 --> 02:16:27,597
<i># "T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it"</i>

1214
02:16:27,764 --> 02:16:30,308
<i># "T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it"</i>

1215
02:16:30,475 --> 02:16:32,477
<i># "That's what gets results"</i>

1216
02:16:38,733 --> 02:16:41,402
<i># You've learned your ABCs</i>

1217
02:16:41,527 --> 02:16:44,072
<i># You've learned your DFGs</i>

1218
02:16:44,238 --> 02:16:48,326
<i># But this is something
you don't learn in school</i>

1219
02:16:50,161 --> 02:16:52,872
<i># So get your hip boots on</i>

1220
02:16:53,039 --> 02:16:55,375
<i># And then you'll carry on</i>

1221
02:16:55,541 --> 02:16:58,378
<i># But remember, if you try too hard</i>

1222
02:16:58,544 --> 02:17:00,546
<i># It don't mean a thing</i>

1223
02:17:00,713 --> 02:17:01,881
<i>Take it easy!</i>

1224
02:17:02,048 --> 02:17:04,467
<i># T'ain't what you make,
it's the way that you make it</i>

1225
02:17:04,634 --> 02:17:07,345
<i># T'ain't what you snake,
it's the way that you snake it</i>

1226
02:17:07,512 --> 02:17:10,223
<i>- # T'ain't what you sing
- # It's the way that you sing it</i>

1227
02:17:10,390 --> 02:17:12,934
<i>- # That's what gets results
- # Bip ba di di do do</i>

1228
02:17:13,101 --> 02:17:15,770
<i># T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it</i>

1229
02:17:15,937 --> 02:17:18,523
<i># T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it</i>

1230
02:17:18,690 --> 02:17:21,401
<i># T'ain't what you do,
it's the way that you do it</i>

1231
02:17:21,567 --> 02:17:24,362
<i># That's what gets results, rebop</i>
