1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,501 I wish you wouldn't do that around me. It's so filthy! 3 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:06,102 - Don't give me a problem about the cigarettes. - It's such a filthy habit. 4 00:03:06,202 --> 00:03:08,503 Oh, my God! Look at this. 5 00:03:11,203 --> 00:03:13,804 Oh, Jesus! This is so appalling! 6 00:03:16,105 --> 00:03:18,005 I can't believe it! 7 00:03:18,106 --> 00:03:20,806 I can't believe they gave it to him. 8 00:03:26,808 --> 00:03:28,709 Ah, this is pathetic! 9 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,109 Now he's a loser with a Jaguar. 10 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:34,611 Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing? 11 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:38,212 - Good morning, sir. - Mr. Willis. 12 00:03:38,312 --> 00:03:40,812 - It's really, uh, - Mr. Trask! 13 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:43,013 quite a piece of machinery. 14 00:03:43,113 --> 00:03:45,914 - Good morning, Havemeyer. - Morning to you, sir. 15 00:03:46,014 --> 00:03:47,915 - Bene! - Bene? 16 00:03:48,115 --> 00:03:50,315 - Bene! Fabulous! - What's fabulous? 17 00:03:50,415 --> 00:03:52,616 That fine piece of steel you have back there. 18 00:03:52,716 --> 00:03:54,717 Ah, you don't think I deserve it. 19 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,918 No, sir. On the contrary. I think it's great. 20 00:03:59,318 --> 00:04:03,619 Should the headmaster of Baird be seen putt-putting around in some junker? 21 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,320 In fact, I think the board of trustees have had... 22 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,721 their first, true stroke of inspiration in some time. 23 00:04:09,821 --> 00:04:13,122 Thank you, Havemeyer. I'll take that at face value. 24 00:04:14,223 --> 00:04:16,323 I'd expect nothing less, sir. 25 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,224 Have a good day. 26 00:04:21,225 --> 00:04:23,125 - Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker. - Good morning. 27 00:04:23,225 --> 00:04:25,926 What have we here, Murderer's Row? 28 00:04:32,628 --> 00:04:35,129 - What was that about? - Nothing. Just saying hello. 29 00:04:35,229 --> 00:04:38,030 I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask. 30 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:41,731 Sugarbush. Lift tickets and condo vouchers. 31 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:45,832 - I thought we were goin' to Stowe. - Sugarbush is Stowe, Jimmy. 32 00:04:45,932 --> 00:04:49,934 We're doing it right. Thanksgiving in Vermont, Christmas in Switzerland... 33 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:52,234 - Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us... - 'Staad. 34 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,935 The "G" is silent. 'Staad. George? 35 00:04:55,635 --> 00:04:57,036 - 'Staad. - Trent? 36 00:04:57,136 --> 00:04:59,537 - 'Staad, man. - So what about 'Staad? 37 00:04:59,637 --> 00:05:01,437 Fine. The "G" may be silent, 38 00:05:01,537 --> 00:05:04,238 but it's gonna take at least three grand to get there. 39 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:08,339 - I'll talk to my father. - Better yet, have my father talk to your father. 40 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:11,040 Or my father talk to your father. 41 00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:15,641 You goin' home this weekend, Chas? 42 00:05:15,741 --> 00:05:17,642 Uh, I don't know. 43 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,643 You goin' home to fuckin' ldaho for Thanksgiving? 44 00:05:20,743 --> 00:05:22,544 I'm from Oregon. 45 00:05:23,044 --> 00:05:25,044 I meant fuckin' Oregon. 46 00:05:25,244 --> 00:05:27,945 Charlie, how do you feel about skiing? 47 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:32,046 You in the mood for the white-bosomed slopes of Vermont? 48 00:05:33,047 --> 00:05:35,848 Got a deal going. 20% off for my friends. 49 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:38,949 My father set it up. Christmas in Switzerland. 50 00:05:39,049 --> 00:05:41,249 - 'Staad. - Gstaad. Dropping the "G" is phony. 51 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:44,550 - You said everybody says 'Staad. - Not if you've been there. 52 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:47,851 Easter in Bermuda, then Kentucky Derby weekend. 53 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:50,052 We could fit you in, kid. 54 00:05:50,152 --> 00:05:53,753 Well, how much are these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont? 55 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,854 Twelve hundred! 56 00:05:56,054 --> 00:05:59,455 Includes a nine-course, champagne thanksgiving dinner. 57 00:06:00,355 --> 00:06:03,256 $1200 is a little rich for my blood, Harry. 58 00:06:04,056 --> 00:06:06,057 Well, how short are you? 59 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,057 How short, Harry? 60 00:06:08,258 --> 00:06:11,959 So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble of you and George to measure. 61 00:06:12,059 --> 00:06:14,960 - But, thanks for askin', all right? - Mm-hmm. 62 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:19,461 - If you change your mind... - What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid. 63 00:06:19,661 --> 00:06:22,062 On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor... 64 00:06:22,162 --> 00:06:25,863 to offer drippings to the poor. - You're so full of shit! 65 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,572 - Hi. Mrs. Rossi? - Yes? 66 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,373 I'm here about the weekend job. 67 00:06:58,973 --> 00:07:00,574 Come on in. 68 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:08,276 Does he got pimples? He hates pimples. 69 00:07:08,576 --> 00:07:10,276 Francine, be quiet. 70 00:07:10,376 --> 00:07:12,477 Pimples. Pimples. Yeah. 71 00:07:13,177 --> 00:07:15,078 Shush! I'm sorry. 72 00:07:15,678 --> 00:07:18,779 - The school gave me your name, but I've forgotten it. - It's Charlie Simms. 73 00:07:18,879 --> 00:07:20,880 - How are you, Charlie? - Fine, thanks. 74 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,680 Right this way. 75 00:07:25,781 --> 00:07:29,082 - You're available the whole weekend? - Uh, yeah. 76 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,083 - Not going home for Thanksgiving? - No. 77 00:07:31,183 --> 00:07:32,483 Good. 78 00:07:35,184 --> 00:07:38,085 They put him in a veteran's home, but he hated it, 79 00:07:38,185 --> 00:07:40,886 so I told my dad that we'd take him. 80 00:07:42,486 --> 00:07:45,687 Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things? 81 00:07:45,787 --> 00:07:49,188 Don't "sir" him and don't ask him too many questions. 82 00:07:50,289 --> 00:07:54,290 And if he staggers a little when he gets up, don't pay any attention. 83 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:58,591 Charlie, I can tell you're the right person for the job, 84 00:07:59,992 --> 00:08:02,993 and Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot too. 85 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:06,294 Uh, where you gonna be this weekend? 86 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:08,494 We're driving to Albany. 87 00:08:08,594 --> 00:08:11,295 Donny, my husband, has family there. 88 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,798 - Do you want Tommy in or out? - Leave him out! 89 00:08:20,898 --> 00:08:24,599 He's chasin' that Calico ginch from the track houses again! 90 00:08:31,201 --> 00:08:34,002 Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar. 91 00:08:54,608 --> 00:08:57,009 - Sir? - Don't call me sir! 92 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,710 I-I'm sorry. I mean mister, sir. 93 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:04,511 Uh-oh, we got a moron here, is that it? 94 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,912 No, mister... Uh, that is... 95 00:09:09,613 --> 00:09:12,114 Uh, Lieutenant. Yes, sir, Lieu... 96 00:09:12,514 --> 00:09:14,414 Lieutenant Colonel. 97 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:18,616 26 years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before. 98 00:09:19,716 --> 00:09:21,817 Get in here, you idiot! 99 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:31,820 Come a little closer. I wanna get a better look at ya. 100 00:09:39,422 --> 00:09:41,423 How's your skin, son? 101 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,823 My skin, sir? 102 00:09:44,324 --> 00:09:47,324 - Oh, for Christ's sake. - I'm sorry, I don... 103 00:09:47,925 --> 00:09:50,726 Just call me Frank. Call me Mr. Slade. 104 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:55,027 Call me Colonel, if you must. Just don't call me sir. 105 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:57,428 All right, Colonel. 106 00:10:00,529 --> 00:10:02,729 Simms, Charles. A senior. 107 00:10:03,329 --> 00:10:06,330 - You on student aid, Simms? - Uh, yes, I am. 108 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:09,331 For "student aid" read "crook". 109 00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:13,132 Your father peddles car telephones at a 300% markup. 110 00:10:13,232 --> 00:10:16,733 Your mother works on heavy commission in a camera store. 111 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,634 Graduated to it from espresso machines. 112 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:21,335 Hah-hah! 113 00:10:26,036 --> 00:10:29,037 What are you, dying of some wasting disease? 114 00:10:31,038 --> 00:10:33,539 No, I'm right... I'm right here. 115 00:10:34,239 --> 00:10:36,840 I know exactly where your body is. 116 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,241 What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain. 117 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,642 Too much football without a helmet? 118 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:47,643 Hah! Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford. 119 00:10:49,744 --> 00:10:52,644 Deputy Debriefer, Paris Peace Talks, '68. 120 00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:57,246 Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar. Threw me into G-2. 121 00:10:57,646 --> 00:10:59,046 G-2? 122 00:10:59,747 --> 00:11:02,447 Intelligence, of which you have none. 123 00:11:06,049 --> 00:11:07,849 Where you from? 124 00:11:08,249 --> 00:11:10,250 Um, Gresham, Oregon, 125 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,251 s... Colonel. 126 00:11:13,651 --> 00:11:16,452 What does your daddy do in Gresham, Oregon? 127 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,652 Hmm? Count wood chips? 128 00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:23,454 Uh, my stepfather and my mom run a convenience store. 129 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:27,255 - How convenient! What time they open? - 5:00 A.M. 130 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,956 - Close? - 1:00 A.M. 131 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:32,957 Hard workers. 132 00:11:33,457 --> 00:11:35,758 You got me all misty-eyed! 133 00:11:39,059 --> 00:11:42,560 So, what are you doin' here in this sparrow-fart town? 134 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,361 I... I attend Baird. 135 00:11:47,261 --> 00:11:48,962 Attend Baird! 136 00:11:50,162 --> 00:11:52,763 I know you go to the Baird school. 137 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:55,264 Point is, how do you afford it, 138 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:59,965 even with the student aid and the folks back home hustlin' Cornnuts? 139 00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:03,766 I won a, uh, Young America merit scholarship. 140 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:07,067 Whoo-ah! 141 00:12:09,268 --> 00:12:11,368 Glory, glory, Hallelujah 142 00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:15,470 Glory, glory, Hallelujah 143 00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:21,872 Who's there? 144 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,473 That little piece of tail? 145 00:12:27,473 --> 00:12:29,474 Get her outta here! 146 00:12:38,477 --> 00:12:39,777 Yeah. 147 00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:43,878 Can't believe they're my blood. 148 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,881 I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. 149 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,482 He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. 150 00:12:55,582 --> 00:12:57,983 He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, 151 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:01,084 and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. 152 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:04,385 As for the tots, they're twits. 153 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,086 How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable. 154 00:13:11,587 --> 00:13:14,088 Well, I... I've had a few zits. 155 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:19,089 Um, but my roommate, he lent me his Clinique because he's from... 156 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:23,791 "The History of My Skin", by Charles Simms. 157 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,292 You patronizing me, peewee? Hmm? 158 00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:31,593 You givin' me that old prep school palaver? 159 00:13:32,293 --> 00:13:33,994 Baird School! 160 00:13:35,094 --> 00:13:38,295 A bunch of runny-nosed snots in tweed jackets... 161 00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:40,996 all studyin' to be George Bush. 162 00:13:43,097 --> 00:13:44,497 Well... 163 00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:48,398 I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel. 164 00:13:51,199 --> 00:13:53,500 You sharpshootin' me, punk? 165 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,001 Is that what you're doin'? 166 00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:59,301 Don't you sharpshoot me! 167 00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:02,302 You'll give me forty. 168 00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:05,303 Then you're gonna give me forty more. 169 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:08,504 Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit! 170 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,805 I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud... 171 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:16,607 till you don't know which end is up! You understand? 172 00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,707 Yeah. 173 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:22,809 - What do you want? - What do you mean, what do I want? 174 00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:24,909 What do you want here? 175 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,811 I wa-want a job. 176 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,011 A job! 177 00:14:31,511 --> 00:14:33,612 Yeah, I want a job so I can make, you know, 178 00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:36,213 my plane fare home for Christmas. 179 00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:37,813 Oh. 180 00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:41,314 God, you're touching! 181 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,618 From the banks 182 00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:58,219 Of the mighty Mississippi 183 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,921 Workin' the whole night through 184 00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:07,422 Till the riverboat gamblers 185 00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:10,323 Stop to make a killin' 186 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,424 Bring it on back to you 187 00:15:14,725 --> 00:15:16,825 Still here, poormouth? 188 00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:18,626 Hmm? 189 00:15:19,226 --> 00:15:21,627 Convenience store... my ass! 190 00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:27,628 Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds. 191 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,330 Go on. 192 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,630 Dismissed. 193 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,132 Dismissed! 194 00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:47,335 Evangeline 195 00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:50,335 Evangeline 196 00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:53,937 Mrs. Rossi? 197 00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:57,538 Charlie, we're up here! Come on up. 198 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:02,039 - Uh, this is Donny. - Hey, Charlie. 199 00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:03,439 Hi. 200 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:07,441 Uh, Mrs. Rossi, I got the feelin' I screwed up. 201 00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:10,842 - Oh, you couldn't have. - It was a bad interview. 202 00:16:11,342 --> 00:16:13,743 That was no interview, Charlie. You're it. 203 00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:16,944 You're the only one that showed up. You have to take the job. 204 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:20,945 He sleeps a lot. You can watch television, call your girlfriend. 205 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:23,646 I promise you, an easy 300 bucks. 206 00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:26,046 I don't get an easy feeling. 207 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:33,749 His bark is worse than his bite. 208 00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:37,150 He was a great soldier, a real hero. 209 00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:39,951 The man grows on you! 210 00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:43,852 By Sunday night, you'll be best friends. 211 00:16:45,252 --> 00:16:47,053 Charlie, please. 212 00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:52,454 I want to get away for a few days, and Uncle Frank won't come with us. 213 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:56,056 Six months ago, he could sometimes tell light from dark, 214 00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:58,356 but now there's nothing. 215 00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:01,957 I feel better having someone else around just in case. 216 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,059 Please? 217 00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,761 Okay, Mrs. Rossi. Sure. 218 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:18,062 - Thank you, Charlie. - Come here, you. 219 00:17:27,565 --> 00:17:29,266 There you go. 220 00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:31,666 Chas! Chas, hold up! 221 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,568 - How ya doin'? - I'm good. 222 00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:37,368 That's great. 223 00:17:37,768 --> 00:17:40,569 This can't go out. This is on reserve. 224 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,171 Here's the thing. 225 00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,671 I need the book tonight... 226 00:17:48,972 --> 00:17:52,673 for a Thanksgiving quiz with big-shit Preston in the morning. - Yeah, I know. 227 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:55,074 That's why he put it on reserve. This is our only copy. 228 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,674 Chas, I'm pullin' an all-nighter. 229 00:17:57,974 --> 00:18:00,575 Without that book I'm dead, okay? 230 00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:05,877 If it's not back by 7:30, it's gonna be my ass. 231 00:18:06,077 --> 00:18:08,278 Oh, I promise. I promise. 232 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,381 - Got it? - Yeah. 233 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:35,386 Just a second. I gotta lock up. 234 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,588 Okay. 235 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,689 God, can you wait to get out of this dump or what? 236 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,691 Where you guys going skiing again? 237 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,892 - Sugarloaf or... - It's bush, Chas, Sugarbush. 238 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,496 That's my boys. What are you doin'? 239 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,997 Keep your voice down! 240 00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:15,198 I'll tell you about it in the morning. 241 00:19:15,298 --> 00:19:16,999 - Shh. - Wha... 242 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:24,501 - Miss Hunsaker, have a nice day? - George, why all the noise? 243 00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:27,202 It's Hunsaker! Go! Go! 244 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:30,503 I was just messin' around with Chas. 245 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,604 - Good evening, Charles. - Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker. 246 00:19:39,706 --> 00:19:41,706 - What was that? - I don't know, ma'am. 247 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,107 - Who were those boys? What were they doing? - Oh, who knows? 248 00:19:45,207 --> 00:19:47,208 - Charles? - Um... 249 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:52,609 - Did you make this scarf yourseIf? - No, George, I bought it. 250 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,410 - 'Cause it's a beauty. It really is. - Thank you, George. 251 00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:58,211 In case I don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays, 252 00:19:58,311 --> 00:20:01,212 - why don't you give me one of your big hugs? - Oh, George! 253 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,213 - Please? Come on. - Good evening, boys. 254 00:20:03,313 --> 00:20:05,513 Good-bye, Mrs. Hunsaker. 255 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,420 Mr. Trask is our fearless leader, 256 00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:32,022 a man of learning, a voracious reader. 257 00:20:34,022 --> 00:20:37,223 He could recite the "lliad" in ancient Greek... 258 00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:41,024 while fishing for trout in a rippling creek. 259 00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:45,226 Endowed with wisdom, of judgement sound, 260 00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:50,227 nevertheless about him the questions abound. 261 00:20:55,529 --> 00:20:58,630 How does Mr. Trask make such wonderful deals? 262 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:04,131 Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels? 263 00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:07,232 He wasn't conniving! 264 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,333 He wasn't crass! 265 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,234 He merely puckered his lips... 266 00:21:15,435 --> 00:21:17,535 and kissed their ass! 267 00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:37,341 Come on. Come on. 268 00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,844 One more! One more, come on! 269 00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:58,148 Aah! 270 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,750 Fuck you! 271 00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:15,853 Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis. 272 00:22:17,954 --> 00:22:19,154 Hmm. 273 00:22:20,455 --> 00:22:24,656 Mrs. Hunsaker says that you gentlemen were at a vantage point last night... 274 00:22:24,756 --> 00:22:27,757 to observe who was responsible for this, uh, 275 00:22:28,457 --> 00:22:29,758 stunt. 276 00:22:35,259 --> 00:22:36,860 Who was it? 277 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,861 I really couldn't tell you, sir. 278 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:44,962 Um, I thought I saw someone fooling with the lamppost, 279 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:49,063 but by the time I pulled focus, they were gone. 280 00:22:50,364 --> 00:22:51,964 Mr. Simms? 281 00:22:54,265 --> 00:22:55,966 I couldn't say. 282 00:22:58,266 --> 00:23:01,467 That automobile is not just a possession of mine. 283 00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:05,969 That automobile was presented to me by the Board of Trustees. 284 00:23:07,169 --> 00:23:11,570 It is a symbol of the standard of excellence for which this school is known, 285 00:23:12,471 --> 00:23:15,071 and I will not have it tarnished. 286 00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:17,372 The automobile? 287 00:23:19,473 --> 00:23:21,673 The standard, Mr. Willis. 288 00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:28,475 - What's your position, Mr. Simms? - On what, sir? 289 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,676 On preserving the reputation of Baird. 290 00:23:31,776 --> 00:23:34,577 - I'm for Baird. - Then, who did it? 291 00:23:37,278 --> 00:23:39,679 I really couldn't say for sure. 292 00:23:45,081 --> 00:23:46,681 Very well. 293 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,484 First thing Monday, I'm convening a special session... 294 00:23:56,584 --> 00:23:58,985 of the student-faculty disciplinary committee. 295 00:23:59,085 --> 00:24:01,686 As this is a matter which concerns the whole school, 296 00:24:01,786 --> 00:24:04,586 the entire student body will be present. 297 00:24:04,787 --> 00:24:07,387 There will be no classes, no activities. 298 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,588 Nothing will transpire at this institution... 299 00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:12,389 until that proceeding is concluded. 300 00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:18,591 And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now, 301 00:24:20,391 --> 00:24:22,492 I will expel you both. 302 00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:30,294 Mr. Willis, would you excuse us? 303 00:24:33,895 --> 00:24:36,096 Have a nice Thanksgiving. 304 00:24:37,697 --> 00:24:39,697 Thank you. You too, Mr. Willis. 305 00:24:39,797 --> 00:24:41,198 I will. 306 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,400 Mr. Simms. 307 00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:53,902 I'm not quite through with you yet. 308 00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:06,705 One of the few perks of this office is that... 309 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:11,007 I am empowered to handle certain matters on my own as I see fit. 310 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:14,508 Do you understand? 311 00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:16,508 - Yes, sir. - Good. 312 00:25:17,209 --> 00:25:20,310 The Dean of Admissions at Harvard and I have an arrangement. 313 00:25:20,410 --> 00:25:23,711 Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted by Baird, 314 00:25:23,811 --> 00:25:25,711 of which virtually, 315 00:25:25,911 --> 00:25:28,812 oh, two-thirds are guaranteed admittance, 316 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,313 I add one name, 317 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,415 somebody who's a standout and yet, underprivileged; 318 00:25:37,115 --> 00:25:41,216 a student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge. 319 00:25:44,817 --> 00:25:48,318 Do you know on whose behalf I drafted a memo this year? 320 00:25:48,618 --> 00:25:51,219 - No, sir. - You. You, Mr. Simms. 321 00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:59,822 Now can you tell me who did it? 322 00:26:02,122 --> 00:26:04,023 No, sir, I can't. 323 00:26:05,323 --> 00:26:08,624 You take the weekend to think about it, Mr. Simms. 324 00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,226 Good afternoon. 325 00:26:15,026 --> 00:26:16,827 What'd he say? 326 00:26:17,427 --> 00:26:19,628 - Nothin'. - What do you mean, nothing? 327 00:26:19,728 --> 00:26:22,029 He said the same thing. He just said it over. 328 00:26:22,129 --> 00:26:24,129 You know what he's doing? 329 00:26:24,229 --> 00:26:26,630 He's good-cop, bad-coppin' us. 330 00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:29,731 He knows I'm old guard. You're fringe. 331 00:26:29,831 --> 00:26:32,832 He's gonna bear down on me and soft-soap you. 332 00:26:33,432 --> 00:26:36,133 Did he try to soft-soap you? Did he? 333 00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:39,434 No. 334 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,935 Chas, I detect a slight panic pulse from you. Are you panicking? 335 00:26:44,035 --> 00:26:46,336 - Yeah, a little. - Come on. 336 00:26:46,536 --> 00:26:49,337 - You're on scholarship, right? - Yeah. 337 00:26:49,937 --> 00:26:53,038 You're on scholarship from Oregon... at Baird. 338 00:26:54,638 --> 00:26:57,139 You're a long way from home, Chas. 339 00:26:57,639 --> 00:26:59,940 What's that got to do with anything? 340 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,341 I don't know how it works out there. 341 00:27:02,441 --> 00:27:05,342 But how it works here? We stick together. 342 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,443 It's us against them, no matter what. 343 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,744 We don't cover our ass. We don't tell our parents. 344 00:27:12,544 --> 00:27:14,545 Stonewall everybody! 345 00:27:15,345 --> 00:27:17,746 And above all, never, never... 346 00:27:20,046 --> 00:27:22,747 Ieave any of us twisting in the wind. 347 00:27:24,848 --> 00:27:26,548 And that's it. 348 00:27:26,848 --> 00:27:29,249 What does that have to do with me being on scholarship? 349 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:30,850 Hey, hey! 350 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:35,151 I'm just tryin' to bring you up to speed, kid, that's it. 351 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:36,651 Thanks. 352 00:27:39,652 --> 00:27:43,453 I'll tell you what. Give me a few hours to figure out the moves, 353 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,454 and call me tonight in Vermont. 354 00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:50,456 I'll be at the Sugarbush lodge, all right? 355 00:27:50,856 --> 00:27:52,356 All right. 356 00:27:53,556 --> 00:27:55,257 You all right? 357 00:27:56,057 --> 00:27:57,858 Yeah, I guess so. 358 00:27:59,058 --> 00:28:00,459 Okay. 359 00:28:03,059 --> 00:28:05,260 Try to keep him down to four drinks a day. 360 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,261 If you can keep him down to forty, you're doin' good. 361 00:28:08,361 --> 00:28:11,762 Try to water them down a little. Do you know how to do that? 362 00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:15,963 - It's a long ride, honey! - Get the bags in the car. I'll be right out. 363 00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:19,164 Mommy, Mommy! Don't forget Uncle Frank's walk. 364 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,665 Oh, ha... Yeah. 365 00:28:23,065 --> 00:28:25,466 Uh, you have to air him out... 366 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:28,767 a little every day. 367 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,368 Why don't you go on back there, get yourself oriented? 368 00:28:32,468 --> 00:28:36,270 I'll come out in a minute, give you telephone numbers and stuff. 369 00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,671 Well, I wouldn't try a thing like that... 370 00:28:39,771 --> 00:28:41,871 unless I knew, would I? 371 00:28:42,271 --> 00:28:44,172 Just let me speak to her. 372 00:28:44,272 --> 00:28:46,173 Hello, beautiful. Is that you? 373 00:28:46,273 --> 00:28:48,473 Yeah, we spoke yesterday. 374 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:52,174 You have a glass of wine with lunch? 375 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:54,775 You sound a little dusky. Hmm. 376 00:28:55,976 --> 00:28:58,176 Just a minute, sweetheart. 377 00:28:59,977 --> 00:29:01,777 You're back, huh? 378 00:29:03,578 --> 00:29:05,078 Tenacious! 379 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:08,579 Get out my dress blues. They're in a garment bag in the closet. 380 00:29:08,679 --> 00:29:10,680 Check the top dresser drawer. Take out the shoulder boards... 381 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,781 and affix them shoulders right and left, 382 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:15,081 A.S.A.P. That means now. 383 00:29:15,582 --> 00:29:16,982 Hello. 384 00:29:17,582 --> 00:29:20,283 Sorry to keep you waitin', sweetheart. 385 00:29:20,883 --> 00:29:23,384 I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things, 386 00:29:23,484 --> 00:29:28,385 but I'm catchin' a 4:00 at Logan, lookin' out my window, and there's not a taxi in sight. 387 00:29:29,286 --> 00:29:31,386 What happened to Chet? 388 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,687 He didn't invest in a radio yet? 389 00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:36,388 Hah! Well, get your driver on it. 390 00:29:37,088 --> 00:29:39,389 Tell him to get a move on. 391 00:29:40,789 --> 00:29:42,290 Yes. Mmm. 392 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:47,191 Some kind of body has got to go with that bedroom voice. 393 00:29:47,991 --> 00:29:50,492 One day I'm gonna swing by, get a better look at it. 394 00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:52,093 You bet. 395 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,593 Bye. 396 00:29:58,295 --> 00:30:01,296 My val-pak's underneath the bed. Get it out. 397 00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:03,896 Put the boards on the blues and fold 'em in. 398 00:30:03,996 --> 00:30:06,697 Uh, are we going someplace, Colonel? 399 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:10,998 What business is that of yours? Don't shrug, imbecile. 400 00:30:11,099 --> 00:30:14,299 I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi. 401 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:19,401 - Now, get my gear out. - Francine, get in the car. 402 00:30:21,002 --> 00:30:24,703 It's almost 3:00. The goddamn Flintstones haven't left yet. 403 00:30:25,403 --> 00:30:27,904 Willie Rossi must go in the car! 404 00:30:30,504 --> 00:30:33,405 - Here comes Mrs. Rossi now. - Damn it! 405 00:30:34,306 --> 00:30:37,307 She said good-bye to me three times today. 406 00:30:37,807 --> 00:30:39,907 What's she got, separation anxiety? 407 00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,208 Cut her off at the door! 408 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,509 Hi, honey. Bye, honey. 409 00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:52,211 I wish you were coming with us. 410 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,712 Me too. 411 00:30:54,612 --> 00:30:56,412 Maybe next time. 412 00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:03,314 - Drive carefully now. - Yeah. 413 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,116 Charlie, this is where we'll be. 414 00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:12,117 Good luck, Charlie. Don't let him drink too much. 415 00:31:15,818 --> 00:31:17,619 See ya, Charlie! 416 00:31:18,219 --> 00:31:21,220 And no 900 numbers. He loves to talk dirty. 417 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:31,323 All right, let's get to work. 418 00:31:40,826 --> 00:31:43,227 L-buckles givin' you trouble? 419 00:31:44,827 --> 00:31:47,028 Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo? 420 00:31:47,128 --> 00:31:50,229 - I made Tenderfoot. - Tenderfoot, my foot! 421 00:31:50,829 --> 00:31:53,130 Convenience-store mama's boy. 422 00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:55,330 Here. Let me take a look at that. 423 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:59,032 Touch me again, I'll kill ya, you little son-of-a-bitch! 424 00:32:00,632 --> 00:32:02,833 I touch you. Understand? 425 00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:11,835 My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer. Get them, son. 426 00:32:12,136 --> 00:32:14,936 The epaulets with the silver oak leaf. 427 00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:34,542 - Are these... - Good. 428 00:32:35,543 --> 00:32:37,243 Taxi come yet? 429 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:40,444 Colonel, where are we going? 430 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:42,345 Where we going? 431 00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:44,445 Freak show central. 432 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,546 - Where's that? - New York City. 433 00:32:49,747 --> 00:32:52,248 That's in New York, son. New York State. 434 00:32:52,348 --> 00:32:56,149 Uh, Mrs. Rossi didn't say anything to me about going anywhere. 435 00:32:56,749 --> 00:32:58,350 She forgot. 436 00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:02,051 - Should we call her, 'cause I... - You kidding me? 437 00:33:02,151 --> 00:33:05,852 Call her? By the time they get to Albany in that "hupmobile" he drives... 438 00:33:05,952 --> 00:33:08,553 it'll be opening day at Saratoga. 439 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,054 - Colonel, I can't go to New York City. - Why not? 440 00:33:12,854 --> 00:33:14,455 New York... 441 00:33:14,955 --> 00:33:18,656 - New York's too much responsibility. - Ah, responsibility! 442 00:33:18,756 --> 00:33:21,457 I had a lot of 17 year olds my first platoon. 443 00:33:21,557 --> 00:33:23,957 I took care of them. All set! 444 00:33:26,158 --> 00:33:27,859 How do I look? 445 00:33:28,859 --> 00:33:30,660 Tickets. Money. 446 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,160 Speech. 447 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,961 Old Washington joke... from my days with Lyndon. 448 00:33:37,462 --> 00:33:40,262 I knew I could count on transportation. 449 00:33:41,463 --> 00:33:43,163 Are you ready? 450 00:33:45,464 --> 00:33:48,565 This is not Panmunjom. A simple yes will do. 451 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:50,966 - Um... - Good! Here you go. 452 00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:53,366 Come on! Hup to it, son! 453 00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:56,567 You're in front of me. Let's go. 454 00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:58,868 Tomster, come here, boy. 455 00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:02,269 Psst, psst. Come on. 456 00:34:02,969 --> 00:34:06,070 Here, tomster, come on. Tomster, tomster. Yeah. 457 00:34:08,271 --> 00:34:10,772 Remember, when in doubt... fuck. 458 00:34:16,373 --> 00:34:18,874 Good afternoon, sir. Where's our destination? 459 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,875 Our destination... New York City, home of the brave! 460 00:34:21,975 --> 00:34:25,076 - Two for the shuttle to New York. - I'm not shuttling anywhere. 461 00:34:25,176 --> 00:34:28,977 - Look at those tickets. "First class". - Yes, sir, first class. 462 00:34:29,077 --> 00:34:32,578 You bought me a ticket? I never said I'd go to New York. 463 00:34:32,979 --> 00:34:37,080 What are you, some kind of chicken-shit, sticks to job description only? 464 00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:38,880 Gate 46, sir. 465 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:41,881 - As you were, son. - Thank you, sir. 466 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,082 Which way's the door? 467 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:47,883 - Are you blind? Are you blind? - Of course not. 468 00:34:48,883 --> 00:34:51,884 Then why do you keep grabbin' my goddamn arm? 469 00:34:52,184 --> 00:34:53,985 I take your arm. 470 00:34:58,886 --> 00:35:00,887 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 471 00:35:00,987 --> 00:35:04,088 How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life? 472 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:05,488 Yes! 473 00:35:07,989 --> 00:35:10,290 - Jack Daniels... - You bet. 474 00:35:12,391 --> 00:35:15,191 and Diet Slice. - The old Diet Slice. 475 00:35:15,692 --> 00:35:17,992 - And a water. - Thank you, Daphne. 476 00:35:18,092 --> 00:35:19,793 Certainly, sir. 477 00:35:24,994 --> 00:35:26,595 Ahh! Mmm! 478 00:35:27,095 --> 00:35:29,396 How did you know her name? 479 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,297 Well, she's wearin' Floris. 480 00:35:34,397 --> 00:35:36,698 That's an English cologne. 481 00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:40,399 But her voice is California chickie. 482 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:45,201 Now, California chickie bucking for English lady... 483 00:35:45,801 --> 00:35:47,701 I call her Daphne. 484 00:35:49,502 --> 00:35:53,103 Oh, big things may happen to that little thing of yours. 485 00:35:55,504 --> 00:35:57,204 Look, Colonel, 486 00:35:58,405 --> 00:36:00,705 - I'll get you to New York, all right? - Uh-huh. 487 00:36:00,805 --> 00:36:04,006 Then I'm gonna have to turn around and come back. 488 00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:07,207 Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do. 489 00:36:07,407 --> 00:36:09,908 Charlie, all right? Or Charles. 490 00:36:10,608 --> 00:36:12,809 Sorry. I can't blame you, though. 491 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,610 Chuck is a... 492 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:19,911 So, why are we going to New York? 493 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,512 All information will be given on a need-to-know basis. 494 00:36:25,513 --> 00:36:27,013 Whoo-ah! 495 00:36:27,514 --> 00:36:30,414 Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here. 496 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,815 She's in the back. 497 00:36:34,016 --> 00:36:36,016 A tail's in the tail. 498 00:36:37,617 --> 00:36:39,017 Hah! 499 00:36:39,717 --> 00:36:41,918 Oh, but I still smell her. 500 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,619 Women! 501 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,620 What can you say? 502 00:36:50,921 --> 00:36:52,621 Who made 'em? 503 00:36:53,622 --> 00:36:56,222 God must have been a fuckin' genius. 504 00:37:00,524 --> 00:37:02,124 The hair... 505 00:37:03,224 --> 00:37:06,125 They say the hair is everything, you know. 506 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:10,927 Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... 507 00:37:11,527 --> 00:37:14,428 and just wanted to go to sleep forever? 508 00:37:16,529 --> 00:37:18,029 Or lips... 509 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:22,330 and when they touched, yours were like... 510 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:24,831 that first swallow of wine... 511 00:37:26,232 --> 00:37:28,832 after you just crossed the desert. 512 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:33,934 Tits! Whoo-ah! 513 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:37,835 Big ones, little ones, 514 00:37:39,235 --> 00:37:41,636 nipples staring right out at ya... 515 00:37:41,736 --> 00:37:43,937 Iike secret searchlights. 516 00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,038 Mmm. 517 00:37:48,538 --> 00:37:50,139 And legs... 518 00:37:51,439 --> 00:37:54,240 I don't care if they're Greek columns... 519 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,841 or secondhand Steinways. 520 00:37:58,241 --> 00:38:00,142 What's between 'em, 521 00:38:01,742 --> 00:38:03,643 passport to heaven. 522 00:38:05,043 --> 00:38:06,744 I need a drink. 523 00:38:10,745 --> 00:38:12,546 Yes, Mr. Simms, 524 00:38:14,146 --> 00:38:18,047 there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: 525 00:38:23,049 --> 00:38:24,349 pussy. 526 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,150 Hah! 527 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:31,351 Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin' you pearls here. 528 00:38:32,452 --> 00:38:34,752 I guess you really like women. 529 00:38:34,852 --> 00:38:36,853 Oh, above all things! 530 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:45,756 A very, very distant second... 531 00:38:48,757 --> 00:38:50,457 is a Ferrari. 532 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,460 Charlie? 533 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,861 Give me your hand. 534 00:39:05,362 --> 00:39:08,463 This is just the start of your education, son. 535 00:39:24,268 --> 00:39:25,768 Whoo-ah! 536 00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:29,069 - Where are we? - Where are we, eh? 537 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,170 The cynosure of all things civilized: 538 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,771 the Waldorf-Astoria. 539 00:39:34,971 --> 00:39:38,772 The last time I was here, Charlie, was with a G-2 from Brussels. 540 00:39:39,472 --> 00:39:41,173 Had a Ferrari. 541 00:39:41,473 --> 00:39:44,474 Every day I held the door open for the fucker. 542 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,674 Never even offered me a ride. 543 00:39:46,774 --> 00:39:48,475 Well, fuck him. 544 00:39:48,775 --> 00:39:50,876 He's dead and I'm blind. 545 00:39:52,676 --> 00:39:54,977 - Spread the word. - Thank you, sir. 546 00:39:55,077 --> 00:39:58,178 - The intelligence will be forthcoming? - Sir? 547 00:39:58,678 --> 00:40:00,679 On the escort scene. 548 00:40:00,779 --> 00:40:02,379 Um, yes, sir. 549 00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:06,480 - And welcome to the Waldorf. - Gracias, amigo. 550 00:40:08,381 --> 00:40:11,582 Puerto Ricans... always made the best infantrymen. 551 00:40:18,384 --> 00:40:19,685 Oh! 552 00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:31,188 I'm home again. 553 00:40:31,788 --> 00:40:34,589 Give me an inventory on this, will you? 554 00:40:40,091 --> 00:40:42,391 All right, where am I, in Asia? 555 00:40:43,392 --> 00:40:46,293 He told me the phone was on the other side of the room, didn't he? 556 00:40:46,393 --> 00:40:48,193 By the windows? 557 00:40:49,094 --> 00:40:50,894 It's right here. 558 00:40:52,194 --> 00:40:53,495 Okay. 559 00:40:54,295 --> 00:40:56,196 We're in business. 560 00:41:00,597 --> 00:41:02,498 Get me the Oak Room. 561 00:41:02,798 --> 00:41:05,198 How's that inventory comin'? 562 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:09,600 Uh, there's Jim Beam and Early Times. 563 00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:14,901 Quartermaster's on the take again. Hello. 564 00:41:15,001 --> 00:41:17,202 Is Sheldon or Mack there? 565 00:41:19,003 --> 00:41:21,403 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade. 566 00:41:21,503 --> 00:41:25,405 I used to be a regular. I used to come in with a General Garbisch. 567 00:41:27,405 --> 00:41:30,706 Yes, that's probably because he's at Arlington six feet under. 568 00:41:30,806 --> 00:41:34,707 Listen up. I want a table for two, and I don't mean Siberia, 8:15. 569 00:41:36,608 --> 00:41:39,009 Clear them little bottles off. 570 00:41:39,209 --> 00:41:42,210 And when I get off the phone, call up Hyman. 571 00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:45,311 Tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels. 572 00:41:45,411 --> 00:41:48,212 Uh, don't you mean, uh, Jack Daniels? 573 00:41:48,712 --> 00:41:52,413 He may be Jack to you, son. But when you've known him as long as I have... 574 00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:54,013 That's a joke. Hello! 575 00:41:54,113 --> 00:41:57,614 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade. I would like a limo, 8:00. 576 00:42:04,517 --> 00:42:06,617 What are you drinkin'? 577 00:42:06,717 --> 00:42:09,418 Uh, nothing, thanks. I don't use it. 578 00:42:10,418 --> 00:42:12,619 What's useful about it? 579 00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:16,820 I don't know. Listen, Colonel, I have to get going. 580 00:42:17,421 --> 00:42:19,221 Where you goin'? 581 00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:23,822 Back to school. I've got some real important stuff I have to take care of. 582 00:42:25,023 --> 00:42:26,523 Very well. 583 00:42:27,524 --> 00:42:30,725 But I never let my aides leave on an empty stomach. 584 00:42:30,825 --> 00:42:33,826 You'll dine with me and then my driver will transport you... 585 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:37,727 to the airport for the Boston Shuttle departing at 2200 hours. 586 00:42:39,027 --> 00:42:41,228 Meanwhile, unpack my bag. 587 00:42:42,428 --> 00:42:44,929 I'm gonna christen the latrine. 588 00:42:46,029 --> 00:42:48,230 What's your name, driver? 589 00:42:48,330 --> 00:42:50,431 - Manny, sir. - Manny. 590 00:42:51,031 --> 00:42:54,632 The bellhops at the Waldorf, are they any good at getting escorts? 591 00:42:54,732 --> 00:42:57,933 - I wouldn't know, sir. - What would you know? 592 00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:01,234 - About what? - About you-know-what? 593 00:43:03,535 --> 00:43:05,935 Maybe I could manage something. 594 00:43:06,035 --> 00:43:08,536 I'm talkin' top of the line, now. 595 00:43:09,236 --> 00:43:11,537 Let me think about this, sir. 596 00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:21,140 What's the matter with you? 597 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:24,541 - With me? - Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why? 598 00:43:26,142 --> 00:43:29,643 You got the fuckin' weight of the world on your shoulders. 599 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,844 I got a little problem at school, that's all. 600 00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:38,845 - Spit it out! - It's not a big deal, all right? 601 00:43:38,945 --> 00:43:40,846 Where we going, the Oak Room or somethin'? 602 00:43:40,946 --> 00:43:43,547 If it's not a big deal, why did you say "real important stuff"? 603 00:43:43,647 --> 00:43:47,148 What are you doin', banging the dean's daughter? Hah! 604 00:43:49,349 --> 00:43:52,850 - I'm just in a little trouble. - What kind of trouble? 605 00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,751 I saw some guys doing something. 606 00:43:57,751 --> 00:44:00,652 To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass. 607 00:44:01,252 --> 00:44:02,553 Hmm? 608 00:44:05,253 --> 00:44:07,354 - How'd you know that? - I'm a wizard. 609 00:44:07,454 --> 00:44:09,855 Give me the details, come on. 610 00:44:15,557 --> 00:44:17,657 There's this guy at school named Harry. 611 00:44:17,757 --> 00:44:19,758 He's this real rich kid. 612 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,059 He like... runs the show. 613 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,659 Who else? 614 00:44:24,859 --> 00:44:28,461 There's another guy, George, but George didn't do anything. 615 00:44:29,161 --> 00:44:32,562 George and I saw Harry and his buddies doin' somethin'. 616 00:44:33,062 --> 00:44:35,163 Now, the folks at Baird, 617 00:44:35,263 --> 00:44:38,864 they know you and George can identify the guilty parties? 618 00:44:41,264 --> 00:44:43,365 Yeah, they think we can. 619 00:44:43,465 --> 00:44:47,566 - George is a friend of yours. - He's not a friend, but he's all right. 620 00:44:48,267 --> 00:44:50,967 - You trust him? - Yeah, I guess so. 621 00:44:51,968 --> 00:44:54,769 - He's on scholarship too? - No, why? 622 00:44:56,969 --> 00:44:59,970 We got George, we got Harry, we got trouble. 623 00:45:00,470 --> 00:45:03,171 They're rich, you're poor. You wanna get rich. 624 00:45:03,271 --> 00:45:06,672 You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them. 625 00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:09,873 - Am I right? - No. It's not that way at all. 626 00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:11,674 Okay, Charlie! 627 00:45:14,075 --> 00:45:16,475 Here we are, gentlemen: the Oak Room. 628 00:45:16,575 --> 00:45:18,376 The Oak Room! 629 00:45:19,076 --> 00:45:22,077 Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels on the rocks. 630 00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:24,078 Charlie, sit down here. 631 00:45:24,178 --> 00:45:27,679 Uh, perhaps you'll feel more comfortable in this, sir. 632 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,081 You look great! 633 00:45:40,182 --> 00:45:41,683 Thank you. 634 00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:45,384 Here we are, Charlie: the Oak Room. 635 00:45:45,984 --> 00:45:48,385 Now, read me the bill of fare. 636 00:45:49,285 --> 00:45:50,986 Uh, let's see. 637 00:45:51,886 --> 00:45:54,887 You got the Oak Room Burger and fries for $24. 638 00:45:54,987 --> 00:45:58,188 Where's the booze? Flowin' like mud around here. 639 00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:00,189 A $24 hamburger? 640 00:46:00,389 --> 00:46:02,389 W-What's the story? 641 00:46:02,689 --> 00:46:04,290 What story? 642 00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:08,591 - Are you a rich miser or something? - Hah! 643 00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:11,892 No, I'm just your average blind man. 644 00:46:11,992 --> 00:46:14,093 Your average blind man. 645 00:46:14,693 --> 00:46:17,794 How do you plan on paying for all this stuff? 646 00:46:17,994 --> 00:46:20,495 Crisp, clean dollars... American. 647 00:46:21,495 --> 00:46:23,396 I saved up my disability checks. 648 00:46:23,496 --> 00:46:26,597 How much did you save? I mean, we flew first class, 649 00:46:26,697 --> 00:46:29,998 we're at the Waldorf-Astoria, a $24 hamburger restaurant. 650 00:46:30,098 --> 00:46:33,899 - All part of a plan, Charlie. - You want to let me in on it? 651 00:46:34,099 --> 00:46:36,700 Why should I? You're not interested. You don't give a shit! 652 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,201 You're leavin' on that last shuttle out of La Guardia. 653 00:46:41,201 --> 00:46:42,802 Hmm? Ooh! 654 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:47,503 You got 15 minutes, son. I don't think you're gonna make it, 655 00:46:47,603 --> 00:46:51,604 unless the Oak Room keeps some complimentary helicopter on the roof. 656 00:46:53,105 --> 00:46:54,705 No, sir. No! 657 00:46:55,906 --> 00:46:58,106 You're here till tomorrow. 658 00:46:59,407 --> 00:47:01,507 You said the last shuttle leaves at 2200 hours. 659 00:47:01,607 --> 00:47:03,508 That's 10:00, right? 660 00:47:03,608 --> 00:47:05,509 Last I heard, yeah. 661 00:47:06,109 --> 00:47:07,809 It's only 8:30. 662 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,510 I lied. Leaves at 9:00. 663 00:47:10,910 --> 00:47:14,011 - It leaves at 9:00? - Calm down. Calm down. 664 00:47:17,112 --> 00:47:19,413 Ahh! The truth is, Charlie, 665 00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:25,915 - I need a guide dog to help me execute my plan. - What plan? 666 00:47:28,216 --> 00:47:30,316 You have a right to know. 667 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:35,718 It's not really a plan, Charlie. It's sort of a... 668 00:47:35,818 --> 00:47:37,618 more like a tour, 669 00:47:38,519 --> 00:47:40,719 a little tour of pleasures: 670 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,821 stay in a first-class hotel, eat an agreeable meal, 671 00:47:46,121 --> 00:47:48,422 drink a nice glass of wine, 672 00:47:49,322 --> 00:47:51,223 see my big brother. 673 00:47:51,623 --> 00:47:54,023 Nothing like family, you know. 674 00:47:54,323 --> 00:47:57,124 And then, make love to a terrific woman. 675 00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:01,826 After that... 676 00:48:07,227 --> 00:48:08,628 Yeah? 677 00:48:11,729 --> 00:48:15,530 I'm gonna lie down on my big, beautiful bed at the Waldorf... 678 00:48:16,330 --> 00:48:18,431 and blow my brains out. 679 00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:25,033 - May I tell you our specials? - You may, sir. 680 00:48:25,133 --> 00:48:29,534 Tonight we have charred venison with buckwheat spaetzle and green peppercorn. 681 00:48:30,034 --> 00:48:33,435 Grilled veal, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants. 682 00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:35,636 Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering. 683 00:48:35,736 --> 00:48:39,837 If you like our souffle for dessert, it would be good to order it now. 684 00:48:41,138 --> 00:48:44,039 Yes, on the souffle. Give us a haIf a minute on the rest. 685 00:48:44,139 --> 00:48:45,939 Very good, sir. 686 00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:53,442 - I'm leaning towards the spaetzle. - Colonel Slade... 687 00:48:53,942 --> 00:48:56,843 Charlie, rolls on the table? Give 'em to me. 688 00:48:56,943 --> 00:48:58,943 You should try these rolls. 689 00:48:59,043 --> 00:49:02,444 I used to dream about them when I was at Fort Huachuca. 690 00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:05,545 - Colonel Slade... - Bread's no good west of the Colorado. 691 00:49:05,645 --> 00:49:09,146 - Water's too alkaline. - Colonel Slade, did you say... 692 00:49:10,147 --> 00:49:12,247 Did I hear you right? 693 00:49:13,848 --> 00:49:15,648 You said you're gonna kill yourseIf? 694 00:49:15,748 --> 00:49:18,649 No, I said I was gonna blow my brains out. 695 00:49:21,050 --> 00:49:24,451 Try one of these rolls, Charlie. I buttered it for ya. 696 00:49:24,651 --> 00:49:26,952 I don't want a roll, all right? 697 00:49:27,052 --> 00:49:28,852 Okay. Have a radish! 698 00:49:28,952 --> 00:49:30,353 Hah! 699 00:49:32,253 --> 00:49:35,554 Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks. 700 00:49:36,855 --> 00:49:38,955 Yes, sir. Right away. 701 00:49:43,157 --> 00:49:45,157 Please, don't do that. 702 00:49:45,758 --> 00:49:47,558 Don't do that. 703 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,160 Hmm. 704 00:49:58,361 --> 00:50:00,462 What a marvelous place! 705 00:50:04,063 --> 00:50:05,364 Okay. 706 00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:10,365 Yeah. 707 00:50:12,266 --> 00:50:14,166 Your billet is here. 708 00:50:14,366 --> 00:50:17,467 You'll find bedding in the closet on the shelf. 709 00:50:18,568 --> 00:50:22,469 In the morning, the area will be returned to sitting-room mode... 710 00:50:23,369 --> 00:50:25,570 no later than 7 hours. 711 00:50:28,371 --> 00:50:30,071 What was that? 712 00:50:33,772 --> 00:50:35,173 Nothing. 713 00:50:36,173 --> 00:50:38,474 Next time... snap it out! 714 00:50:41,475 --> 00:50:45,376 Thumb to palm, index finger through little digit, smartly aligned, 715 00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:49,377 sharp to the hairline, down! 716 00:50:54,278 --> 00:50:56,579 Too many men, far better than you, 717 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,980 have executed that courtesy. 718 00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:02,381 And if you're smart, you won't try it again. 719 00:51:06,482 --> 00:51:09,683 This bat has got sharper radar than the Nautilus. 720 00:51:11,584 --> 00:51:13,884 Don't fuck with me, Charlie. 721 00:51:24,588 --> 00:51:27,289 See you get a good night's sleep, son. 722 00:51:39,592 --> 00:51:41,693 It's a lovely day today 723 00:51:42,293 --> 00:51:44,494 So, whatever you gotta do 724 00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:48,395 You got a lovely day to do it in that's true 725 00:51:54,597 --> 00:51:56,698 Good morning, Charlie. 726 00:51:59,498 --> 00:52:02,399 - Good morning. - This is Sofia, Charlie. 727 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,600 She's a magician with a needle. 728 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:08,701 Sofia's workin' me up a little "Glen Plaid" number, 729 00:52:08,801 --> 00:52:11,402 and I've asked her if she'd put something together for you. 730 00:52:11,502 --> 00:52:15,103 - Uh, I don't need any clothes, Colonel. - Standard issue... 731 00:52:15,203 --> 00:52:17,704 for an upscale urban assignment. 732 00:52:17,904 --> 00:52:20,505 You don't like the clothes, Charlie, on completion of duty, 733 00:52:20,605 --> 00:52:22,706 you can give 'em away. 734 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:26,207 Juice, coffee, and other assorted goodies on the trolley over there. 735 00:52:26,307 --> 00:52:28,507 Get yourseIf up, get yourseIf together! 736 00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:31,208 It's a great day for singin' a song 737 00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:34,909 And it's a great day for movin' along 738 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:38,710 And it's a great day from morning to night 739 00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:40,711 And it's a great day 740 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:44,412 For everybody's plight 741 00:52:50,014 --> 00:52:52,115 How are you feeling today, Colonel? 742 00:52:52,215 --> 00:52:54,115 Super! Superior! 743 00:52:55,516 --> 00:52:57,216 Superfluous! 744 00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:00,517 Young Sofie here is working Thanksgiving... 745 00:53:00,617 --> 00:53:02,818 because she's trying to put herseIf through college. 746 00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:06,419 I told her, "My young friend Charlie's headed for college". 747 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:09,120 - Uh, excuse me. - Where you goin'? 748 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:12,821 - I need to use the phone. - What's wrong with the phones in here? 749 00:53:12,921 --> 00:53:15,222 I don't want to disturb you. 750 00:53:15,622 --> 00:53:17,522 You're not disturbing me. Make your call. 751 00:53:17,622 --> 00:53:19,823 I'd kinda like to be private. 752 00:53:19,923 --> 00:53:21,924 Stay outta my room! 753 00:53:22,924 --> 00:53:25,725 This is as private as you're gonna get. 754 00:53:28,326 --> 00:53:31,427 But if you've got somethin' that must be done 755 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:35,528 And it can only be done by one 756 00:53:38,329 --> 00:53:39,729 Sofia... 757 00:53:41,129 --> 00:53:44,330 what are the chances of suitin' you up sometime? 758 00:53:44,831 --> 00:53:47,732 - Sugarbush Lodge. - George Willis, please. 759 00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:53,533 - Hello! - George! Hey, it's Charlie. 760 00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:57,334 Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta come up with us. 761 00:53:57,434 --> 00:54:00,235 White powder on a base of snow bunnies. 762 00:54:02,636 --> 00:54:04,637 Chas, are you there? 763 00:54:05,337 --> 00:54:07,338 Yeah, I'm here. Um... 764 00:54:07,638 --> 00:54:10,739 you told me to call you for the moves. - All right. 765 00:54:10,839 --> 00:54:13,539 For now, the move's no move: status quo. 766 00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:15,540 Everything's the way we left it. 767 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,641 How did we leave it? 768 00:54:18,341 --> 00:54:20,542 See no evil, hear no evil. 769 00:54:22,042 --> 00:54:24,443 You know what I mean, Chas? 770 00:54:25,743 --> 00:54:28,244 Yeah. See no evil, hear no evil. 771 00:54:30,845 --> 00:54:34,346 - Okay, then, walk like you talk! - All right, good-bye. 772 00:54:36,146 --> 00:54:38,647 - George Willis, huh? - Yeah. 773 00:54:41,248 --> 00:54:42,948 George Willis. 774 00:54:43,248 --> 00:54:46,650 That makes his father probably George Willis, Senior. 775 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,150 Charlie, I ask ya, 776 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:53,152 what do you think Big George is gonna feel about Little George... 777 00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:55,752 seeing no evil, hearing no evil? 778 00:54:58,853 --> 00:55:00,954 Well, we're not gonna tell our parents. 779 00:55:01,054 --> 00:55:03,955 We're just gonna keep it between ourselves. 780 00:55:04,055 --> 00:55:07,556 Oh, George isn't gonna tell his father about this thing! 781 00:55:08,356 --> 00:55:10,957 Damn decent of him. Ooh! Aw! Hah! 782 00:55:11,257 --> 00:55:13,158 - Scusi. - Prego. 783 00:55:13,658 --> 00:55:15,858 I love it when you hurt me. 784 00:55:16,059 --> 00:55:18,259 Uh, tell me now, Charlie. 785 00:55:18,659 --> 00:55:22,060 This, uh, George Willis, Junior, what's his father do? 786 00:55:22,661 --> 00:55:24,661 I don't really know. 787 00:55:24,761 --> 00:55:26,962 Well, I'm gonna tell ya. 788 00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:31,963 When George Willis, Sr., isn't busy as a million-dollar man for Aetna Casualty... 789 00:55:32,263 --> 00:55:35,665 or is it New England Distributor for the Chrysler Corporation? 790 00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:39,566 He concerns himseIf with his young son, George Willis, Junior. 791 00:55:39,866 --> 00:55:43,067 George isn't going to say anything to his father. 792 00:55:43,267 --> 00:55:44,867 Oh, Charlie. 793 00:55:45,568 --> 00:55:47,768 Big George is gonna wind up Little George, 794 00:55:47,868 --> 00:55:50,969 and Little George is gonna sing like a canary. 795 00:55:51,069 --> 00:55:53,570 And if you're hip, kid, you're gonna hop to, too. 796 00:55:53,670 --> 00:55:55,771 You've got this all figured out, don't you? 797 00:55:55,871 --> 00:55:59,972 It don't take no Young America merit scholarship to figure this one out. 798 00:56:00,272 --> 00:56:04,173 Charlie, you had a little life, so you decided to go to Baird... 799 00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:07,274 to put yourseIf in the market for a big one. 800 00:56:07,374 --> 00:56:09,375 Now, in order to stay in the running, 801 00:56:09,475 --> 00:56:12,276 you're gonna have to tell these people what they want to know. 802 00:56:12,376 --> 00:56:14,076 You think so? 803 00:56:14,676 --> 00:56:16,577 - Are we finished, Sofia? - Yes. 804 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,378 Grazie. Grazie. 805 00:56:21,278 --> 00:56:22,779 Charlie, 806 00:56:23,979 --> 00:56:25,980 if you don't sing now, 807 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,081 you're gonna end up, not only shelving biscuits... 808 00:56:30,281 --> 00:56:33,282 in some convenience store in the Oregon burbs, 809 00:56:33,382 --> 00:56:37,483 probably the last word you'll ever hear yourseIf say just before you croak... 810 00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:40,684 gonna be, "Have a nice day and come back soon". 811 00:56:41,685 --> 00:56:43,085 Sofia! 812 00:56:43,885 --> 00:56:47,486 Measure up Charlie, pronto. We got a date for Thanksgiving. 813 00:56:47,987 --> 00:56:49,687 We got a date? 814 00:56:49,987 --> 00:56:51,988 My brother's place. 815 00:56:52,288 --> 00:56:54,889 W.R. Slade, White Plains, New York. 816 00:56:55,089 --> 00:56:58,490 Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place. 817 00:56:58,690 --> 00:57:01,591 I mean, I should be getting back to school. 818 00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:06,992 Uh, well you gotta have Thanksgiving somewhere. 819 00:57:08,393 --> 00:57:11,594 I mean, eats and treats. I could use the company. 820 00:57:15,795 --> 00:57:18,496 All right. D-Does he know I'm comin'? 821 00:57:18,796 --> 00:57:21,697 He doesn't know I'm comin'. But wait till you see the look on his face... 822 00:57:21,797 --> 00:57:23,698 when I walk through the door. 823 00:57:23,798 --> 00:57:25,598 Oh, he loves me! 824 00:57:27,799 --> 00:57:30,700 Oh, uh, Charlie, about your little problem, 825 00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:34,201 there are two kinds of people in this world: 826 00:57:34,301 --> 00:57:36,702 those who stand up and face the music, 827 00:57:36,802 --> 00:57:38,702 and those who run for cover. 828 00:57:38,802 --> 00:57:41,803 Cover's better. Okay, Sofia, suit 'im up! 829 00:57:42,503 --> 00:57:44,304 Make him pretty! 830 00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:00,609 Careful. 831 00:58:02,209 --> 00:58:04,510 - Should I ring it? - Yeah. 832 00:58:11,612 --> 00:58:12,913 Yes? 833 00:58:13,713 --> 00:58:15,713 Yes! Who is this? 834 00:58:16,314 --> 00:58:18,814 - It's Randy. - Randy? You new? 835 00:58:20,715 --> 00:58:22,516 I'm your nephew. 836 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,816 Hah! Here I am! 837 00:58:25,716 --> 00:58:27,217 Your sister's been hoarding me long enough. 838 00:58:27,317 --> 00:58:31,118 - Thought it's time to spread the riches around. - Uncle Frank! 839 00:58:31,918 --> 00:58:33,819 - Gloria! - Gail. 840 00:58:33,919 --> 00:58:35,519 Of course. 841 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,221 Say hello to the potluck party from New York City. 842 00:58:39,521 --> 00:58:42,522 Good old Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms, 843 00:58:42,622 --> 00:58:44,922 star halfback of the Baird football team. 844 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:48,924 They not only beat Exeter and Groton, but Aquinas High School too. 845 00:58:49,324 --> 00:58:51,724 Where's your miserable father? 846 00:58:51,924 --> 00:58:54,425 Wait! No, no. Let's surprise him. 847 00:58:54,525 --> 00:58:57,626 Give that fat heart of his an attack. Willie! 848 00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:01,527 Oh, Willie! 849 00:59:13,131 --> 00:59:14,831 Hello, Frank. 850 00:59:15,132 --> 00:59:17,432 - How you doin'? - Okay. 851 00:59:18,633 --> 00:59:21,534 Here's my hand. Charlie, meet W.R. Slade. 852 00:59:23,534 --> 00:59:25,535 Nice to meet you, sir. 853 00:59:25,735 --> 00:59:28,336 The original bulging briefcase man. 854 00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:32,337 Gretchen, I smell those prunes! We talkin' Turkey Marbella? 855 00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:35,238 - Yes, we are. - Whoo! 856 00:59:35,938 --> 00:59:38,239 Let's have a whiff. Come on. 857 00:59:38,739 --> 00:59:40,639 You know, I always had a sneaker for you. Come here. 858 00:59:40,739 --> 00:59:42,040 Mmm. 859 00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:44,341 Hah! 860 00:59:44,941 --> 00:59:48,842 - Where are you, Garry? I heard you cough. - Who are you again? 861 00:59:49,242 --> 00:59:53,143 I'm just here at the Waldorf-Astoria with... Is it your brother? 862 00:59:53,943 --> 00:59:56,344 W.R.'s final issue. How ya doin'? 863 00:59:56,444 --> 01:00:00,946 - Yes. Who the hell are you? - I'm kinda takin' care of him for the weekend. 864 01:00:01,646 --> 01:00:02,746 Charlie! 865 01:00:02,846 --> 01:00:04,247 Jesus! 866 01:00:05,147 --> 01:00:08,348 Sorry. Where's the booze? Flowin' like mud here. 867 01:00:09,748 --> 01:00:13,249 To tell the truth, the colonel's not well, I don't think. 868 01:00:14,050 --> 01:00:17,051 - Not well? - I think he's a little lonely. 869 01:00:17,251 --> 01:00:20,151 Why didn't you take him to your family's for dinner? 870 01:00:20,251 --> 01:00:21,952 I heard that! 871 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,553 I heard that. 872 01:00:25,353 --> 01:00:27,954 Pay no attention to him. That's his big-brother talk. 873 01:00:28,054 --> 01:00:30,755 He's been watching out for me since day one. 874 01:00:30,855 --> 01:00:34,456 Bailed me out of more trouble... than he'd like to remember. 875 01:00:35,456 --> 01:00:37,957 - Hmm? - Let me take your coat. 876 01:00:38,057 --> 01:00:41,458 I meant to pick up some vino on my way, but I blew it. 877 01:00:42,558 --> 01:00:45,059 I'll send you the Rothschild again for Christmas, 878 01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:49,060 - only let's see how Thanksgiving goes. - I'll set two more places. 879 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,261 - Here's your drink, Frank. - Thank you, Randy. 880 01:00:52,461 --> 01:00:54,862 Still with Snow Queen sugar? 881 01:00:55,162 --> 01:00:58,263 Snow Flake. Why do you always get that wrong? 882 01:00:59,063 --> 01:01:02,364 Because it's not important for me to get it right. What are you doing there? 883 01:01:02,464 --> 01:01:05,065 I'm Vice President for Marketing. 884 01:01:05,865 --> 01:01:09,066 Whoo-ah! Congratulations! Sugar is shit, though. 885 01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:13,268 I told General Abrams to install honey in the commissaries. 886 01:01:13,368 --> 01:01:17,569 If the K-50s didn't blow your brains out, sugar, sure as shit, was gonna. 887 01:01:18,269 --> 01:01:20,570 - Why don't we all sit down? - Ooh! 888 01:01:20,670 --> 01:01:23,571 Mitsouki. Rhymes with nookie. Be careful. 889 01:01:24,671 --> 01:01:28,572 - When the wife gets restless, the wife gets racy. - Let's go and eat. 890 01:01:28,672 --> 01:01:31,273 By all means. Thank you, Charlie. 891 01:01:33,674 --> 01:01:37,875 Where you wanna sit, Frank, or you gonna arrange yourseIf at the head again? 892 01:01:37,975 --> 01:01:40,776 Any old card table will do. This is fine. 893 01:01:42,277 --> 01:01:44,177 Where was I? Oh! 894 01:01:45,578 --> 01:01:48,979 I wake up. It's four in the morning. I don't know who I'm with, 895 01:01:49,079 --> 01:01:51,279 why I'm there and where I am. 896 01:01:51,379 --> 01:01:54,280 What am I gonna do? I got this Asian flower, 897 01:01:54,380 --> 01:01:56,581 all giggly and dewy-like; 898 01:01:58,982 --> 01:02:02,583 and this hard-boiled navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other. 899 01:02:02,883 --> 01:02:06,384 We're three across the bed, not a stitch of clothes on. 900 01:02:07,284 --> 01:02:08,985 It comes to me. 901 01:02:09,785 --> 01:02:12,886 Let east meet west. We'll build a golden bridge. 902 01:02:14,386 --> 01:02:15,887 Hah-hah! 903 01:02:16,287 --> 01:02:19,588 I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers! 904 01:02:23,789 --> 01:02:25,690 We all still here? 905 01:02:26,590 --> 01:02:28,591 It's a beautiful story. 906 01:02:32,192 --> 01:02:35,893 - Do you always enjoy shocking people, Uncle Frank? - Honey. 907 01:02:37,894 --> 01:02:40,094 I didn't know you were so easily shocked. 908 01:02:40,194 --> 01:02:42,795 I admire your sensibilities. I'm touched. 909 01:02:42,895 --> 01:02:45,896 Dad, remember the time you persuaded Frank... 910 01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:48,797 - to go to the kennel? - What about it? 911 01:02:49,397 --> 01:02:52,698 - He almost put the seeing eye dog business outta business. - Cool it, Randy. 912 01:02:52,798 --> 01:02:55,999 - It's over and done with. - Indeed it is, Garry. 913 01:02:56,999 --> 01:02:59,300 Indeed it is. So is dinner. 914 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:02,501 Charlie, what time do you have? I think we better be gettin' back. 915 01:03:02,601 --> 01:03:06,602 - You ever given any thought to a braille watch, Frank? - Randy. 916 01:03:07,603 --> 01:03:11,504 - Stevie Wonder wears one, or do you rank on him too? - Honey, please. 917 01:03:11,604 --> 01:03:13,905 It's all right, Gloria. I enjoy Randy's observations. 918 01:03:14,005 --> 01:03:17,506 My wife's name is Gail, Frank. Can you hear that? Gail. 919 01:03:18,106 --> 01:03:19,906 Excuse me. Gail. 920 01:03:20,607 --> 01:03:23,508 Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman, 921 01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:27,009 but there's a little tension in her voice. 922 01:03:27,109 --> 01:03:29,509 It could be one of two things: 923 01:03:30,009 --> 01:03:32,410 either Gail is nervous or unsatisfied. 924 01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:35,011 What's your point, Uncle Frank? 925 01:03:36,311 --> 01:03:38,612 You oughta go down on her. 926 01:03:38,812 --> 01:03:40,913 Cut it out, Frank, will ya? 927 01:03:41,013 --> 01:03:44,314 You're so wrapped up in sugar, you've forgotten the taste of real honey! 928 01:03:44,414 --> 01:03:46,214 Frank, for God's sake! 929 01:03:46,314 --> 01:03:48,915 Hear that voice? There's fire under that dress. 930 01:03:49,015 --> 01:03:51,116 - Will you cut it out? - Just get the fuck outta here. 931 01:03:51,216 --> 01:03:53,617 - Whoo-ah! - Get in your limousine. 932 01:03:53,717 --> 01:03:56,918 Go down to the bowery, get with the other fucking drunks where you belong! 933 01:03:57,018 --> 01:03:59,118 - Wait a minute. - What? 934 01:03:59,218 --> 01:04:02,019 - Could you take it easy? - What for? 935 01:04:02,219 --> 01:04:04,720 You want me to lay off him, Chuckie, 'cause he's blind? 936 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:07,821 - No, but I mean... - My friend's name is Charles. 937 01:04:07,921 --> 01:04:10,322 He doesn't like to be called Chuckie. 938 01:04:10,422 --> 01:04:14,123 - This is supposed to be a family get-together. This is... - A warning. 939 01:04:14,223 --> 01:04:18,124 Jesus Christ. Another sucker who thinks this shitheel's a war hero. 940 01:04:18,424 --> 01:04:19,825 Whoo-ah. 941 01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,726 Well, once... maybe. 942 01:04:26,027 --> 01:04:29,828 I suppose he told you about his days on Lyndon Johnson's staff? 943 01:04:30,028 --> 01:04:32,629 I was gonna go. Now I'm not leaving. 944 01:04:32,729 --> 01:04:36,330 - Frank was earmarked for general. - Earmarked, good word. 945 01:04:36,530 --> 01:04:40,631 - But Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye! - Randy, that's enough. 946 01:04:40,731 --> 01:04:44,932 So... What do they call it when they give you the shaft in the military? 947 01:04:45,232 --> 01:04:48,634 - Passed over! - Frank was passed over for promotion. 948 01:04:49,734 --> 01:04:51,434 Couple times. 949 01:04:55,336 --> 01:04:58,336 - You want to know what happened then? - Will you shut your mouth? 950 01:04:58,437 --> 01:05:01,237 - He blew himseIf up. - Stop it, Randy. 951 01:05:02,338 --> 01:05:06,439 Our colonel, here, had a grenade juggling act at Fort Bragg or wherever. 952 01:05:06,839 --> 01:05:10,140 - Fort Benning. - He was teaching hand-to-hand combat... 953 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,441 Randy, look at me when you're talking to me, son. 954 01:05:13,941 --> 01:05:17,642 I'm lookin', Frank. His partner in the act was some captain. 955 01:05:18,443 --> 01:05:21,143 - Major Vincent Squires. - Yeah, whoever he was. 956 01:05:21,243 --> 01:05:24,745 Before going on, they'd have themselves a lo-cal breakfast: 957 01:05:24,845 --> 01:05:26,745 a Screwdriver for Frank, Bloody Mary for his partner. 958 01:05:26,845 --> 01:05:28,646 No, Vincent drank Sea Breezes. 959 01:05:28,746 --> 01:05:32,947 Judge Advocate at Benning said Col. Slade had four to his partner's one. 960 01:05:34,448 --> 01:05:36,948 He's flying in class. He gets all excited. 961 01:05:37,048 --> 01:05:39,449 He starts pulling the pins out. 962 01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:44,050 One grenade got away from him. 963 01:05:44,351 --> 01:05:45,651 Boom. 964 01:05:49,052 --> 01:05:50,953 The one that got away. 965 01:05:51,053 --> 01:05:53,653 Oh, the pin was in... Frank claims. 966 01:05:55,054 --> 01:05:56,954 In or out, what difference does it make? 967 01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:59,255 What kind of fucking lunatic juggles grenades? 968 01:05:59,355 --> 01:06:01,356 Vinnie came out okay. 969 01:06:01,856 --> 01:06:04,557 And all Frank lost was his eyesight. 970 01:06:07,758 --> 01:06:11,159 - Wanna know the truth? - You got a handle on that, do you, Randy? 971 01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:14,060 - He was an asshole before. - Whoo-ah! 972 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,961 Now all he is is a blind asshole. 973 01:06:18,261 --> 01:06:19,761 Whoo-ah. 974 01:06:26,864 --> 01:06:28,964 Hey, God's a funny guy. 975 01:06:29,964 --> 01:06:32,365 God doth have a sense of humor. 976 01:06:35,066 --> 01:06:38,367 Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see. 977 01:06:40,168 --> 01:06:41,868 Whoo-ah. Hah! 978 01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:48,470 You get the point... Chuckie? 979 01:06:52,371 --> 01:06:54,772 - Aah! - His name is Charles. 980 01:06:55,872 --> 01:06:57,973 You can say that, can't you? Charles. 981 01:06:58,073 --> 01:07:02,274 Know what this is, Randy? It's a choke hold I'm teaching those lieutenants. 982 01:07:02,374 --> 01:07:06,476 - Little pressure, I bust your windpipe. - I don't care what he said. 983 01:07:06,776 --> 01:07:09,377 - Charles. - Just let go, please! 984 01:07:30,183 --> 01:07:31,683 Gretchen? 985 01:07:32,984 --> 01:07:34,984 You outdid yourself. 986 01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:38,786 If you twist my arm hard enough, 987 01:07:39,286 --> 01:07:42,087 we're talking Turkey Marbella next year. 988 01:07:42,287 --> 01:07:43,887 Who knows? 989 01:07:48,589 --> 01:07:49,989 Frank? 990 01:07:50,689 --> 01:07:52,490 Good-bye, Willie. 991 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,992 I'm no fucking good... 992 01:08:03,093 --> 01:08:05,094 and I never have been. 993 01:08:10,995 --> 01:08:13,496 Come on, Charlie, get the coats. 994 01:08:19,998 --> 01:08:22,199 Come on. Watch your step. 995 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,200 Hold it. 996 01:08:40,204 --> 01:08:42,605 Nueva York, compadre. Vamos! 997 01:09:28,519 --> 01:09:30,320 You got a watch? 998 01:09:33,621 --> 01:09:35,321 Ah, it's 7:20. 999 01:09:36,021 --> 01:09:39,422 I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch. 1000 01:09:40,023 --> 01:09:42,023 Yeah, in the other room. 1001 01:09:42,123 --> 01:09:43,624 Get it. 1002 01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:50,326 Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed. 1003 01:09:51,626 --> 01:09:54,027 Does it have a second hand? 1004 01:09:59,328 --> 01:10:00,629 Yeah. 1005 01:10:01,329 --> 01:10:02,830 Time me! 1006 01:10:30,138 --> 01:10:31,738 How long? 1007 01:10:33,739 --> 01:10:35,840 Um... about 30 seconds. 1008 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,641 - I'm rusty. - Where did you get a gun, Colonel? 1009 01:10:41,641 --> 01:10:44,442 Piece or weapon, Charlie, never a gun. 1010 01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:49,744 Where did you get the piece? 1011 01:10:49,844 --> 01:10:53,545 I'm an officer in the United States Army. This is my sidearm. 1012 01:10:54,445 --> 01:10:58,246 - But you're not an officer anymore. - So I'm retired, so what? 1013 01:10:58,847 --> 01:11:01,548 An officer never relinquishes his 45. 1014 01:11:02,248 --> 01:11:06,149 Yeah, but you better relinquish it to me or I'm gonna call Mrs. Rossi. 1015 01:11:06,249 --> 01:11:07,749 Good idea. 1016 01:11:07,949 --> 01:11:10,450 Then I'm going back to school. 1017 01:11:10,650 --> 01:11:13,251 Even better. Blue skies, green lights. 1018 01:11:13,351 --> 01:11:16,652 I hope you have a wonderful trip. That felt like 25. 1019 01:11:17,052 --> 01:11:19,753 You oughta be able to do a 45 in 25. Did you time me? 1020 01:11:19,853 --> 01:11:22,554 No, I did not and I'm calling Albany. 1021 01:11:30,256 --> 01:11:32,057 That was stupid. 1022 01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:34,758 Was it? 1023 01:11:37,058 --> 01:11:39,559 You're stuck with me, Charlie. 1024 01:11:39,959 --> 01:11:41,560 No, I'm not. 1025 01:11:42,260 --> 01:11:44,661 - I'm outta here! - Where you goin'? New Hampshire? 1026 01:11:44,761 --> 01:11:47,662 You got no money. How you gonna do that? 1027 01:11:48,662 --> 01:11:49,962 Mmm. 1028 01:11:51,463 --> 01:11:54,264 Karen's number tastes like Albany. Hah! 1029 01:11:55,464 --> 01:11:56,864 Fine. 1030 01:11:57,865 --> 01:12:00,466 - I'm leaving. - Charlie? Charlie! 1031 01:12:13,770 --> 01:12:16,570 All I want from you... is another day. 1032 01:12:18,371 --> 01:12:19,871 For what? 1033 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:25,373 One last tour of the battlefield. 1034 01:12:29,574 --> 01:12:32,375 I can get around a city like New York, 1035 01:12:33,176 --> 01:12:34,576 but I... 1036 01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:38,177 sometimes need a point in the right direction. 1037 01:12:41,178 --> 01:12:43,179 What do you say, Charlie? 1038 01:12:43,279 --> 01:12:45,879 What's one day... between friends? 1039 01:12:50,181 --> 01:12:53,182 All right. Well, say I stay for another day. 1040 01:12:53,282 --> 01:12:55,482 Will you give me your weapon? 1041 01:12:55,582 --> 01:12:59,183 Oh, Charlie! I'm a lieutenant colonel, United States Army. 1042 01:12:59,684 --> 01:13:02,084 I'm not giving my fucking gun to anyone. 1043 01:13:02,184 --> 01:13:06,386 - Now, what are you drinkin'? - Colonel, this... this is unacceptable. 1044 01:13:06,886 --> 01:13:10,787 Unacceptable? What are you givin' me that prep school crap for? 1045 01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:15,188 What have they done, taken the Oregon out of the boy? 1046 01:13:15,388 --> 01:13:17,389 Put in Harvard Business School? 1047 01:13:17,489 --> 01:13:19,690 Then give me your bullets. 1048 01:13:26,592 --> 01:13:29,793 You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you? 1049 01:13:32,794 --> 01:13:35,294 I can't chew the leather anymore. 1050 01:13:36,095 --> 01:13:38,295 So, why should I share... 1051 01:13:38,796 --> 01:13:40,996 the tribe's provisions? 1052 01:13:43,197 --> 01:13:45,398 I mean, there's no one... 1053 01:13:45,698 --> 01:13:48,599 wants to tear a herring with me anymore. 1054 01:13:50,199 --> 01:13:52,200 The bullets, Colonel. 1055 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:54,600 "The bullets, Colonel". 1056 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:58,001 You sound like a guy in "Lives of a Bengal Lancer". 1057 01:14:17,107 --> 01:14:19,208 What do you give a shit for? 1058 01:14:19,308 --> 01:14:21,008 About what? 1059 01:14:21,809 --> 01:14:23,509 About what? 1060 01:14:24,109 --> 01:14:27,010 About whether I blow my brains out or not. 1061 01:14:31,912 --> 01:14:35,813 - Because I have a conscience, you know. - You have a conscience. 1062 01:14:36,113 --> 01:14:37,614 I forgot. 1063 01:14:40,514 --> 01:14:42,515 The Charlie Conscience. 1064 01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:46,816 Do we tell? Do we not tell? 1065 01:14:48,517 --> 01:14:51,418 Do we follow the rich boy's code or not? 1066 01:14:52,318 --> 01:14:54,819 Do we let this blind asshole... 1067 01:14:55,419 --> 01:14:57,220 die... or not? 1068 01:14:58,220 --> 01:14:59,520 Yeah. 1069 01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,721 Conscience, Charlie. 1070 01:15:02,021 --> 01:15:04,122 When were you born, son? 1071 01:15:04,522 --> 01:15:07,423 Around the time of the Round Table? Hah. 1072 01:15:08,523 --> 01:15:10,424 Haven't you heard? 1073 01:15:10,724 --> 01:15:12,724 Conscience is dead. 1074 01:15:14,025 --> 01:15:15,925 No, I haven't heard. 1075 01:15:16,725 --> 01:15:20,027 Well, then, take the fucking wax outta your ears! 1076 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,228 Grow up! 1077 01:15:35,431 --> 01:15:37,432 It's fuck your buddy. 1078 01:15:38,632 --> 01:15:40,533 Cheat on your wife. 1079 01:15:43,634 --> 01:15:46,134 Call your mother on Mother's Day. 1080 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,436 Charlie, it's all shit. 1081 01:16:03,740 --> 01:16:05,640 Where you goin'? 1082 01:16:05,841 --> 01:16:07,641 I got piss call. 1083 01:16:08,941 --> 01:16:11,842 I know I said I need ya for just one day, 1084 01:16:13,043 --> 01:16:15,644 but even I can't hold it that long. 1085 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:19,545 Oh, and, Charlie, 1086 01:16:20,245 --> 01:16:22,846 you forgot the one in the chamber. 1087 01:16:28,547 --> 01:16:29,848 Hah! 1088 01:16:30,548 --> 01:16:32,449 There you go, sir. 1089 01:16:33,049 --> 01:16:34,549 Thank you. 1090 01:16:38,150 --> 01:16:40,651 Twenty-six years in the service, 1091 01:16:41,351 --> 01:16:43,652 never let an aide shine my shoes. 1092 01:16:43,752 --> 01:16:46,553 Where you gonna be in 26 years, Charlie? 1093 01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:51,054 Playing goIf with your friends from the Baird School, I bet. 1094 01:16:53,555 --> 01:16:55,856 I don't even like those guys. 1095 01:16:56,556 --> 01:16:59,357 Course you don't. They're all assholes. 1096 01:16:59,857 --> 01:17:02,758 Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it? 1097 01:17:02,858 --> 01:17:06,459 - Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer. - "I'm not a squealer". 1098 01:17:07,359 --> 01:17:09,960 What is this, the Dreyfus case? 1099 01:17:13,961 --> 01:17:15,862 Ohh! Ooh, Mama! 1100 01:17:16,262 --> 01:17:17,963 There you go. 1101 01:17:18,563 --> 01:17:20,763 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1102 01:17:21,564 --> 01:17:23,364 Watch your step. 1103 01:17:26,465 --> 01:17:29,566 I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie. 1104 01:17:32,567 --> 01:17:35,168 There's more to this, isn't there? 1105 01:17:36,568 --> 01:17:38,269 Isn't there? 1106 01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:44,371 - I was offered a bribe. - Oh, now we're cookin'. 1107 01:17:46,471 --> 01:17:48,772 Mr. Trask, the headmaster, 1108 01:17:50,172 --> 01:17:52,873 he promised to get me into Harvard. 1109 01:17:53,073 --> 01:17:55,274 - If you squeal. - Yeah. 1110 01:17:56,474 --> 01:17:58,175 What a dilemma. 1111 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:02,476 Should Charlie Simms accept a free ride into Harvard or not? 1112 01:18:04,277 --> 01:18:08,378 What do you think your friend George would do if he were in your shoes? 1113 01:18:08,478 --> 01:18:10,579 - He is, practically. - How? 1114 01:18:10,679 --> 01:18:14,880 I mean, it's just that Mr. Trask hasn't promised to get him into Harvard. 1115 01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:19,581 Mr. Trask doesn't have to. George's father's gonna take care of that. 1116 01:18:21,882 --> 01:18:24,283 Do the deal, Charlie. Take it! 1117 01:18:24,683 --> 01:18:26,383 Go to Harvard. 1118 01:18:27,184 --> 01:18:29,684 - I can't do that. - Why not? 1119 01:18:31,985 --> 01:18:34,886 It's just some things you just can't do. 1120 01:18:35,486 --> 01:18:37,387 Explain 'em to me. 1121 01:18:38,987 --> 01:18:41,688 - Louder, please. - I can't... 1122 01:18:43,789 --> 01:18:47,190 You're gonna have a tough time in this world, Charlie. 1123 01:18:48,290 --> 01:18:51,591 To ease the blow, let me buy you a drink. Come on. 1124 01:18:54,392 --> 01:18:56,993 Double Jack Daniels on the rocks. 1125 01:18:57,093 --> 01:19:00,194 And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple. 1126 01:19:01,394 --> 01:19:03,395 Hold on. Do you have beer? 1127 01:19:03,495 --> 01:19:05,996 Certainly. May I see some I.D.? 1128 01:19:06,096 --> 01:19:09,297 Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy? 1129 01:19:09,397 --> 01:19:10,697 Sir, but... 1130 01:19:10,797 --> 01:19:13,698 I'm a regular here. My boy's going on 23. 1131 01:19:14,298 --> 01:19:17,099 Why don't you call up front, the office? 1132 01:19:17,199 --> 01:19:19,800 Mr. Gilbert, he's a friend of mine. 1133 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,801 Any particular beer? 1134 01:19:24,001 --> 01:19:26,002 Schlitz. No Schlitz? 1135 01:19:27,302 --> 01:19:29,203 Blatz. No Blatz? 1136 01:19:29,803 --> 01:19:31,303 Improvise. 1137 01:19:32,304 --> 01:19:35,104 - I'll do my best, sir. - Thank you, sir. 1138 01:19:37,305 --> 01:19:39,706 You're human, Charlie. Beer? 1139 01:19:43,507 --> 01:19:45,708 Who are we drinking with? 1140 01:19:45,808 --> 01:19:49,409 I'm getting a nice soap-and-water feeling from down there. 1141 01:19:57,011 --> 01:19:59,212 - Ah... female. - Female? 1142 01:20:00,712 --> 01:20:05,214 You're callin' her female, must mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual. 1143 01:20:07,814 --> 01:20:10,515 - Is she alone? - Yeah, she's alone. 1144 01:20:13,816 --> 01:20:16,517 Things are heatin' up. Chestnut hair? 1145 01:20:17,117 --> 01:20:19,118 Brown... Iight brown. 1146 01:20:20,518 --> 01:20:22,119 Twenty-two? 1147 01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:28,121 Wh... What am I, a guy at a carnival? 1148 01:20:28,221 --> 01:20:31,522 The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die. 1149 01:20:32,222 --> 01:20:33,522 Move. 1150 01:20:34,523 --> 01:20:36,823 - Where? - You know where, son. 1151 01:20:36,923 --> 01:20:38,924 Don't be coy, Charlie. 1152 01:20:40,524 --> 01:20:43,325 This woman is made for you. I can feel it. 1153 01:20:43,425 --> 01:20:45,726 Goddamn beautiful, isn't she? 1154 01:20:45,826 --> 01:20:48,927 - She's not bad. - Whoo-bingo! The boy's alive. 1155 01:20:50,528 --> 01:20:52,828 Come on, son, perambulate. 1156 01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:55,829 Perambulate. 1157 01:21:05,432 --> 01:21:08,633 Excuse me, senorita, do you mind if we join you? 1158 01:21:10,734 --> 01:21:12,834 I'm feelin' you're being neglected. 1159 01:21:12,934 --> 01:21:15,235 Well, I'm expecting somebody. 1160 01:21:16,535 --> 01:21:18,136 Instantly? 1161 01:21:19,836 --> 01:21:22,637 - No, but any minute now. - Any minute? 1162 01:21:24,138 --> 01:21:26,939 Some people live a lifetime in a minute. 1163 01:21:28,639 --> 01:21:32,140 - What are you doin' right now? - I'm waiting for him. 1164 01:21:33,041 --> 01:21:35,841 Would you mind if we waited with you, 1165 01:21:36,241 --> 01:21:39,843 you know, just to keep the womanizers from bothering you? 1166 01:21:43,444 --> 01:21:45,344 No, I don't mind. 1167 01:21:45,444 --> 01:21:47,045 Thank you. 1168 01:21:50,446 --> 01:21:51,946 Charlie. 1169 01:21:55,747 --> 01:21:58,848 You know, I detect... a fragrance in the air. 1170 01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:01,449 Don't tell me what it is. 1171 01:22:01,649 --> 01:22:03,650 Ogilvie Sisters soap. 1172 01:22:04,050 --> 01:22:05,951 Ah, that's amazing. 1173 01:22:07,251 --> 01:22:09,452 I'm in the amazing business! 1174 01:22:09,552 --> 01:22:11,552 It is Ogilvie Sisters soap. 1175 01:22:11,652 --> 01:22:14,853 My grandmother gave me three bars for Christmas. 1176 01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:17,254 I'm crazy about your grandmother. 1177 01:22:17,354 --> 01:22:20,055 I think she'd have liked Charlie too. 1178 01:22:20,155 --> 01:22:22,456 - Don't pay any attention to him. - What's your name? 1179 01:22:22,556 --> 01:22:23,956 Donna. 1180 01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:27,657 - Donna? I'm Frank. This here is... - This is Charlie. 1181 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:30,958 Yes. She likes you. 1182 01:22:31,158 --> 01:22:34,359 Charlie's having a difficult weekend. He's going through a crisis. 1183 01:22:34,459 --> 01:22:37,260 How does he look like he's holding up? 1184 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,261 He looks fine to me. 1185 01:22:40,361 --> 01:22:42,862 Oh! She does like you, Charlie. 1186 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:48,964 So, Donna, 1187 01:22:49,764 --> 01:22:51,064 ah... 1188 01:22:51,565 --> 01:22:53,265 do you tango? 1189 01:22:53,665 --> 01:22:56,266 No. I wanted to learn once, but... 1190 01:22:57,366 --> 01:22:58,667 But? 1191 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:02,068 But Michael didn't want to. 1192 01:23:02,468 --> 01:23:05,169 Michael, the one you're waiting for. 1193 01:23:05,869 --> 01:23:08,670 MichaeI thinks the tango's hysterical. 1194 01:23:09,770 --> 01:23:12,371 Well, I think Michael's hysterical. 1195 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:16,572 Don't pay any attention to him. Did I already say that? 1196 01:23:18,273 --> 01:23:20,273 What a beautiful laugh. 1197 01:23:22,274 --> 01:23:24,074 Thank you, Frank. 1198 01:23:28,976 --> 01:23:31,777 Would you like to learn to tango, Donna? 1199 01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:36,778 Right now? 1200 01:23:37,278 --> 01:23:40,379 I'm offering you my services... free of charge. 1201 01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:43,780 What do you say? 1202 01:23:43,981 --> 01:23:45,381 Ah... 1203 01:23:45,881 --> 01:23:48,382 I think I'd be a little afraid. 1204 01:23:49,182 --> 01:23:50,683 Of what? 1205 01:23:51,383 --> 01:23:53,684 Afraid of making a mistake. 1206 01:23:55,684 --> 01:23:58,485 No mistakes in the tango, not like life. 1207 01:24:00,085 --> 01:24:02,686 It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. 1208 01:24:02,786 --> 01:24:06,287 If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on. 1209 01:24:07,688 --> 01:24:09,588 Why don't you try? 1210 01:24:14,990 --> 01:24:16,891 Will you try it? 1211 01:24:17,691 --> 01:24:20,092 All right. I'll give it a try. 1212 01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:23,193 Hold me down, son. 1213 01:24:30,995 --> 01:24:32,495 Your arm. 1214 01:24:35,296 --> 01:24:36,697 Charlie, 1215 01:24:37,997 --> 01:24:40,498 I'm gonna need some coordinates here, son. 1216 01:24:40,598 --> 01:24:42,899 The floor's about 20 by 30, 1217 01:24:43,699 --> 01:24:45,999 and you're at the long end. 1218 01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:50,201 There's tables on the outside. The band's on the right. 1219 01:27:29,750 --> 01:27:32,550 Oh, Frank, you are one incredible dancer. 1220 01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:39,352 Wait'll you see Charlie dance. 1221 01:27:40,653 --> 01:27:43,854 - He's a liar. I don't dance. - Isn't he a charmer, though? 1222 01:27:43,954 --> 01:27:47,955 Truth is, not only can he dance, but he'll sing you a hell of a tune. 1223 01:27:48,155 --> 01:27:50,856 He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi. 1224 01:27:50,956 --> 01:27:52,857 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 1225 01:27:52,957 --> 01:27:55,958 Michael, this is Frank and this is Charlie. 1226 01:27:56,758 --> 01:28:00,359 -Hi, Frank, Charlie. I'm sorry I'm late. -Oh, that's okay. 1227 01:28:00,459 --> 01:28:03,060 These two gentlemen entertained me, 1228 01:28:03,260 --> 01:28:04,960 and time flew. 1229 01:28:05,060 --> 01:28:07,961 Your girl is... a hell of a tango dancer. 1230 01:28:08,962 --> 01:28:12,263 You found someone to tango with. That's terrific! 1231 01:28:12,463 --> 01:28:14,463 Let me shake your hand. 1232 01:28:14,563 --> 01:28:18,164 - No, it was Frank. - Hell, I'll shake both your hands! 1233 01:28:19,365 --> 01:28:22,066 Honey, this looks like the place, but we gotta go. 1234 01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:25,267 We got a date with Darryl and Carol in the village. 1235 01:28:25,367 --> 01:28:27,267 Do you have a check? 1236 01:28:27,367 --> 01:28:30,768 - Michael, please. My pleasure. - No, no. I got this. 1237 01:28:32,169 --> 01:28:34,969 Michael, get your hand outta your pocket. I'll take it. Really. 1238 01:28:35,070 --> 01:28:36,570 Allow me. 1239 01:28:38,671 --> 01:28:40,471 Why, thank you. 1240 01:28:41,271 --> 01:28:42,772 Bye, guys. 1241 01:28:43,272 --> 01:28:44,572 Bye. 1242 01:28:52,675 --> 01:28:54,776 Darryl and Carol. Yeah. 1243 01:29:04,378 --> 01:29:07,679 It's Apartment 17E, Colonel. She's expecting you. 1244 01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:11,681 You don't have to worry about a thing. She's the creme de la creme. 1245 01:29:11,781 --> 01:29:13,281 My buddy took the Vice Chancellor of Germany to her. 1246 01:29:13,381 --> 01:29:15,782 Now he wants to immigrate to this country. 1247 01:29:15,882 --> 01:29:17,883 You did good, hombre. 1248 01:29:20,283 --> 01:29:22,284 My hair, how is it? 1249 01:29:23,184 --> 01:29:24,885 It's perfect. 1250 01:29:27,986 --> 01:29:31,787 - I got the red foulard okay, didn't I? - Yeah, real dark red. 1251 01:29:32,287 --> 01:29:34,588 Burgundy, Charlie, burgundy. 1252 01:29:34,788 --> 01:29:36,388 They love it. 1253 01:29:37,689 --> 01:29:39,189 Bay Rum. 1254 01:29:41,290 --> 01:29:42,890 Windsor knot. 1255 01:29:44,391 --> 01:29:46,791 That's my heart I'm feelin'. 1256 01:29:57,095 --> 01:29:58,595 I'm off. 1257 01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:18,201 Can you get long distance on this? 1258 01:30:18,301 --> 01:30:20,402 And how. Be my guest. 1259 01:30:31,805 --> 01:30:34,606 - Sugarbush lodge. - Hi. George Willis, please? 1260 01:30:34,706 --> 01:30:36,607 One moment, please. 1261 01:30:38,107 --> 01:30:40,108 - Hello? - Ah, Harry? 1262 01:30:40,208 --> 01:30:42,108 Chas, how are you? 1263 01:30:42,508 --> 01:30:45,609 You just caught us. We're about to shoot George over to the airport. 1264 01:30:45,709 --> 01:30:48,410 Why is George going to the airport? 1265 01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:52,111 Um, hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself. 1266 01:30:53,312 --> 01:30:55,312 - Chas. - Yeah. Hi, George. 1267 01:30:55,412 --> 01:30:58,813 - You just caught me. - Harry said. Where you goin'? 1268 01:30:59,514 --> 01:31:01,514 - Home. - To Boston? 1269 01:31:02,014 --> 01:31:04,915 Catching the puddle jumper. Keep your fingers crossed. 1270 01:31:05,015 --> 01:31:07,416 What are you going home for? 1271 01:31:08,616 --> 01:31:11,517 I was thinking, Chas. This asshole, Trask? 1272 01:31:12,418 --> 01:31:14,718 He's making no sense at all. 1273 01:31:15,218 --> 01:31:18,720 Somebody's gotta talk to him. My father's Class of '59. 1274 01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:22,821 Your father? I thought we were gonna keep our parents outta this. 1275 01:31:22,921 --> 01:31:26,322 This guy Trask is outta control, Chas. Outta control! 1276 01:31:27,222 --> 01:31:29,523 Somebody's gotta talk to him. 1277 01:31:29,623 --> 01:31:33,324 - My father's a major fund-raiser, you know. - No, I didn't. 1278 01:31:33,624 --> 01:31:36,425 Just relax. He'll get us off the hook. 1279 01:31:37,525 --> 01:31:40,526 - I gotta go. Everything all right? - Sure. 1280 01:31:40,726 --> 01:31:43,527 - I'lI see you Monday. Good-bye. - Bye. 1281 01:32:08,835 --> 01:32:11,336 - Good night, sir. - Good night. 1282 01:32:23,239 --> 01:32:24,940 Hiya, Charlie. 1283 01:32:26,740 --> 01:32:28,441 Watch the door. 1284 01:32:46,646 --> 01:32:48,747 What a beautiful woman. 1285 01:33:02,451 --> 01:33:05,252 - Hello, there. - Do you see what I see? 1286 01:33:06,452 --> 01:33:09,153 Yeah. Either there's something wrong, 1287 01:33:09,753 --> 01:33:12,154 or we got the world's worst hangover. 1288 01:33:12,254 --> 01:33:14,155 Won't you come in? 1289 01:33:34,361 --> 01:33:35,861 Colonel? 1290 01:33:48,965 --> 01:33:51,066 Colonel, you all right? 1291 01:33:52,266 --> 01:33:54,067 What is there? 1292 01:33:58,768 --> 01:34:01,969 It's afternoon. You've been sleeping all morning. 1293 01:34:04,070 --> 01:34:05,571 So what? 1294 01:34:06,771 --> 01:34:09,072 I don't know. I thought... 1295 01:34:14,773 --> 01:34:16,774 I-I talked to George last night. 1296 01:34:16,874 --> 01:34:18,374 His, ah... 1297 01:34:19,175 --> 01:34:23,076 His father's a big-deal alumnus at school. He's got a lot of pull. 1298 01:34:23,676 --> 01:34:25,076 Really? 1299 01:34:26,777 --> 01:34:28,578 Yeah, he's, ah, 1300 01:34:30,678 --> 01:34:32,879 he's gonna talk to the headmaster. 1301 01:34:32,979 --> 01:34:36,280 George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook. 1302 01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:38,381 "Get us off the hook". 1303 01:34:39,181 --> 01:34:41,782 Yeah, that's... that's what he said. 1304 01:34:41,982 --> 01:34:43,882 Watch the "us" part. 1305 01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:50,884 Colonel, don't you wanna get up and do something? 1306 01:34:54,686 --> 01:34:56,186 Colonel? 1307 01:34:56,586 --> 01:34:58,987 Oh, Charlie, what do ya want? 1308 01:35:00,187 --> 01:35:01,888 I don't know! 1309 01:35:02,288 --> 01:35:04,689 But you're making me nervous. 1310 01:35:08,390 --> 01:35:10,690 My wallet is on the dresser. 1311 01:35:11,591 --> 01:35:13,791 Take out your plane ticket... 1312 01:35:13,891 --> 01:35:16,192 and $400 mustering-out pay, 1313 01:35:18,793 --> 01:35:20,293 plus... 1314 01:35:21,294 --> 01:35:23,394 airport-to-school taxi. 1315 01:35:27,195 --> 01:35:29,996 Colonel, it's no rush. I mean, I can... 1316 01:35:30,396 --> 01:35:32,297 I could stay for a while. 1317 01:35:32,397 --> 01:35:34,998 Charlie, you already gave me a day. 1318 01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:39,099 For that day, I am eternally grateful. 1319 01:35:42,100 --> 01:35:44,701 But right now I have... other plans. 1320 01:35:46,902 --> 01:35:49,302 What other plans do you have? 1321 01:35:51,603 --> 01:35:53,203 To die, son. 1322 01:35:53,704 --> 01:35:55,604 Colonel, you're... 1323 01:35:57,905 --> 01:36:00,606 Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today. 1324 01:36:00,706 --> 01:36:03,006 Charlie, give me your hand. 1325 01:36:08,408 --> 01:36:10,509 You go now, boy. Okay? 1326 01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:14,810 You go. Just, uh... 1327 01:36:18,411 --> 01:36:20,712 Just leave me sleep here. 1328 01:36:21,912 --> 01:36:24,713 Look, uh... Can we start over, please? 1329 01:36:25,113 --> 01:36:28,014 What do you feel like doin' today, huh? 1330 01:36:29,515 --> 01:36:31,915 I mean, look at this. The sun is shining! 1331 01:36:32,015 --> 01:36:34,416 It's a beautiful day. Let's... 1332 01:36:37,817 --> 01:36:41,018 Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop, 1333 01:36:41,418 --> 01:36:45,119 so let's go out and do something, huh? Let's go for a ride. 1334 01:36:50,621 --> 01:36:52,322 Yeah, a ride. 1335 01:36:52,922 --> 01:36:54,322 A ride? 1336 01:36:56,123 --> 01:36:58,924 Yeah, Colonel Slade, what do you say? 1337 01:37:00,024 --> 01:37:02,225 Let's go for a ride, huh? 1338 01:37:09,727 --> 01:37:11,727 What kind of ride? 1339 01:37:12,628 --> 01:37:15,329 Yeah, this is a valid Oregon driver's license, 1340 01:37:15,429 --> 01:37:18,930 and we let appropriate customers test-drive the Testarossa. 1341 01:37:19,030 --> 01:37:22,631 But you're 17 and with a blind companion. That we don't do. 1342 01:37:23,031 --> 01:37:25,832 This is a $190,000 piece of machinery. 1343 01:37:26,032 --> 01:37:29,433 - I'm not letting it out this door. - How 'bout this one over here? 1344 01:37:29,533 --> 01:37:32,134 That's a Cabriolet T. The same deal. 1345 01:37:32,434 --> 01:37:36,735 Think I'm gonna let an unaccompanied kid get behind the wheel of a $110,000 car? 1346 01:37:36,835 --> 01:37:39,236 He will not be unaccompanied. 1347 01:37:39,436 --> 01:37:41,937 I'll be with him. I'm his father. 1348 01:37:43,037 --> 01:37:45,438 - You're his father? - Yes. 1349 01:37:46,138 --> 01:37:49,439 I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test-drive? 1350 01:37:49,539 --> 01:37:53,440 - What's your quota, Freddie? - Don't worry about my quota. I do well. 1351 01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:55,441 How many Ferraris you sold this month? 1352 01:37:55,541 --> 01:37:58,242 That's not relevant to this discussion. 1353 01:37:58,342 --> 01:38:00,442 Freddie, the 80s are over. 1354 01:38:00,542 --> 01:38:03,243 Are you tryin' to tell me these are just walkin' outta the store? 1355 01:38:03,343 --> 01:38:07,444 This is a Ferrari, the finest machinery made in the automobile industry. 1356 01:38:07,544 --> 01:38:10,445 If you like it that much, why are you sellin' it? 1357 01:38:10,545 --> 01:38:15,047 - I'd love to accommodate you... - If this car performs the way I expect it to, 1358 01:38:15,447 --> 01:38:19,848 you'll get a certified check of $101,000 and change when you come in tomorrow. 1359 01:38:20,949 --> 01:38:23,649 It's $109,000, plus $950, plus tax. 1360 01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:27,551 Freddie, for you... 1361 01:38:28,651 --> 01:38:30,251 107 all in, 1362 01:38:30,952 --> 01:38:34,453 plus a case of champagne to go with your leftover turkey. 1363 01:38:34,553 --> 01:38:37,554 What do you say? Don't worry about the boy. 1364 01:38:38,554 --> 01:38:42,055 He drives so smooth, you can boil an egg on the engine. 1365 01:38:42,255 --> 01:38:45,356 When we bring the car back, I'll peel the egg for ya. 1366 01:38:45,456 --> 01:38:49,057 Listen, you made me laugh, but I can't let the car go out. 1367 01:38:51,458 --> 01:38:53,258 Want a deposit? 1368 01:38:53,459 --> 01:38:56,159 This is not an installment item, sir. 1369 01:38:59,660 --> 01:39:02,561 Freddie, you're no spring chicken, are ya? 1370 01:39:05,362 --> 01:39:09,363 Well, you know what they call me at the home office? The gray ghost. 1371 01:39:09,663 --> 01:39:11,964 You know why they still keep me around? 1372 01:39:12,064 --> 01:39:15,465 There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can. 1373 01:39:15,565 --> 01:39:18,366 I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast. 1374 01:39:18,466 --> 01:39:20,667 Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco. 1375 01:39:20,767 --> 01:39:23,568 When I get a Ferrari... out the door! 1376 01:39:23,868 --> 01:39:26,669 - Hah! You just made me laugh. - Yeah? 1377 01:39:27,569 --> 01:39:29,169 Two thousand. 1378 01:39:31,470 --> 01:39:34,571 Unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry. 1379 01:39:37,672 --> 01:39:39,673 I'm a gray ghost too. 1380 01:39:50,976 --> 01:39:53,277 See? This is fun, isn't it? 1381 01:40:07,081 --> 01:40:09,082 Drop her into neutral. 1382 01:40:10,582 --> 01:40:13,283 Slide her into second. Pop the clutch. 1383 01:40:51,595 --> 01:40:54,596 Straight. Hold it right like that. Feel it? 1384 01:40:55,496 --> 01:40:58,297 That's straight. Just keep it straight. 1385 01:41:01,698 --> 01:41:04,699 - Keep it straight. - No fun just to keep it straight. 1386 01:41:04,799 --> 01:41:07,900 You've got to move a little bit, feel the road. 1387 01:41:08,100 --> 01:41:11,101 Please? Just like this. All right? There you go. 1388 01:41:11,201 --> 01:41:13,301 Take it nice and easy. 1389 01:41:14,202 --> 01:41:16,102 Do you like this? 1390 01:41:19,303 --> 01:41:22,404 Slow it down a little. You goin' a little fast. 1391 01:41:22,804 --> 01:41:24,805 Colonel, slow it down. 1392 01:41:26,305 --> 01:41:28,806 Something's happened to my foot! 1393 01:41:30,206 --> 01:41:32,207 - Slow it down, please. - Hold on, Charlie. 1394 01:41:32,307 --> 01:41:34,408 I think I've got another gear. 1395 01:41:34,508 --> 01:41:36,208 Colonel Slade? 1396 01:41:38,409 --> 01:41:40,510 - Whoo-ah! - Oh shit! 1397 01:41:40,810 --> 01:41:42,410 Watch out! 1398 01:41:43,611 --> 01:41:45,111 Hah-hah! 1399 01:41:45,611 --> 01:41:47,612 You'll get us killed! 1400 01:41:47,712 --> 01:41:50,513 Don't blame me, Charlie. I can't see! 1401 01:41:52,013 --> 01:41:54,014 Colonel, slow it down! 1402 01:42:03,116 --> 01:42:05,117 Oh, God. Oh, Jesus! 1403 01:42:06,017 --> 01:42:08,618 Now let's see how this baby corners. 1404 01:42:08,818 --> 01:42:11,219 - Corners? - Yeah. Say when. 1405 01:42:11,919 --> 01:42:14,520 - Say when what? - Say when to turn. 1406 01:42:14,620 --> 01:42:18,121 - Colonel, you can't turn the car. - Where's the turn, Charlie? 1407 01:42:18,221 --> 01:42:21,122 3:00? 2:00? Right oblique? Right face? 1408 01:42:22,222 --> 01:42:23,923 Come on! Talk to me! 1409 01:42:24,023 --> 01:42:26,224 Ah... it's left, I guess. 1410 01:42:26,524 --> 01:42:28,924 Left. I knew it. Okay. Now? 1411 01:42:31,425 --> 01:42:33,726 No, no! Not now! Not now! 1412 01:42:34,026 --> 01:42:36,327 - Now? - Colonel, please? 1413 01:42:36,927 --> 01:42:41,128 Charlie, I'm gonna do it anyway. Whether you say so or not, here we go! 1414 01:42:41,328 --> 01:42:43,829 Okay! Wait, wait, wait! Just wait! 1415 01:42:43,929 --> 01:42:45,529 Here I go. 1416 01:42:46,230 --> 01:42:47,830 Wait... now! 1417 01:42:54,032 --> 01:42:56,233 I did it! Oh, Charlie! 1418 01:42:58,934 --> 01:43:01,734 You're ridin' with one very happy man! 1419 01:43:03,635 --> 01:43:06,236 - Turn again! - Be specific, son. 1420 01:43:06,936 --> 01:43:09,037 - Left now! - Okay. 1421 01:43:10,337 --> 01:43:12,238 - Ohh! - Whoo-ah! 1422 01:43:13,238 --> 01:43:14,938 I love this! 1423 01:43:16,139 --> 01:43:19,040 I love it! Shall we take it to the max? 1424 01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:21,841 Let me out. 1425 01:43:22,641 --> 01:43:24,741 Shit! The yellow flag. 1426 01:43:27,242 --> 01:43:29,343 I hadn't even opened her up yet. 1427 01:43:29,443 --> 01:43:31,744 - Which way's the curb? - Pull over. Slow down! 1428 01:43:31,844 --> 01:43:33,744 - Slow down, Colonel. - All right, I'm doin' it. 1429 01:43:33,844 --> 01:43:37,445 - Pull over to the curb. Slow it down. - Yep, yep. Got it. 1430 01:43:48,649 --> 01:43:52,050 - Oh, Christ. - Ooh, I haven't had a ticket in years. 1431 01:43:55,351 --> 01:43:57,351 I'll do the talking. 1432 01:44:03,353 --> 01:44:05,554 License and registration. 1433 01:44:16,757 --> 01:44:19,558 What? Are you test-driving this baby? 1434 01:44:19,658 --> 01:44:21,759 Don't she purr though? 1435 01:44:21,859 --> 01:44:23,860 At 70 miles an hour? 1436 01:44:24,260 --> 01:44:26,760 You should hear her at 125. Hah! 1437 01:44:27,561 --> 01:44:29,561 Where's your license? 1438 01:44:30,662 --> 01:44:32,462 At the dealer's. 1439 01:44:32,862 --> 01:44:35,763 They give it back when you return the car. 1440 01:44:36,263 --> 01:44:38,564 - You got I.D.? - You bet. 1441 01:44:41,865 --> 01:44:43,365 Indeed. 1442 01:44:47,067 --> 01:44:48,867 Lt. Col. Slade. 1443 01:44:49,167 --> 01:44:50,968 And you, solider? 1444 01:44:51,168 --> 01:44:53,669 The name is police officer Gore. 1445 01:44:55,169 --> 01:44:57,470 Doin' a hell of a job, Gore. 1446 01:44:58,470 --> 01:45:01,271 And so are you, Colonel. Who's the kid? 1447 01:45:03,072 --> 01:45:04,772 My boy Charlie. 1448 01:45:06,373 --> 01:45:08,373 He kept tellin' me to "Let her out". 1449 01:45:08,473 --> 01:45:10,374 What was I gonna do, disappoint him? 1450 01:45:10,474 --> 01:45:11,774 Yes. 1451 01:45:16,176 --> 01:45:20,077 Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna let you go on one condition. 1452 01:45:20,977 --> 01:45:24,878 - What's that? - You take this rig straight back to the dealer. 1453 01:45:27,879 --> 01:45:30,180 - Y-You got it. - Shut up. 1454 01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:33,981 - You want this? - Sure. Gore? 1455 01:45:36,682 --> 01:45:39,483 Your face and your voice are familiar. 1456 01:45:40,283 --> 01:45:42,584 You ever in the officer's club at Da Nang? 1457 01:45:42,684 --> 01:45:43,884 No. 1458 01:45:44,784 --> 01:45:47,685 - Never in the army? - No. Coast Guard. 1459 01:45:50,186 --> 01:45:52,287 Good Lord. Hah! Hah! 1460 01:45:57,488 --> 01:45:59,689 Your dad is looking good, Charlie. 1461 01:45:59,789 --> 01:46:03,590 He's got a heavy foot. Tell him to take it light. All right? 1462 01:46:04,390 --> 01:46:06,491 - I hear ya! - Thanks. 1463 01:46:20,695 --> 01:46:24,096 Get out of the car, 'cause you are not driving anymore. 1464 01:46:24,196 --> 01:46:26,997 Just keeping this baby warm, that's all. 1465 01:46:28,698 --> 01:46:30,798 I'm not drivin' anymore. 1466 01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,500 Yes. 1467 01:46:41,302 --> 01:46:43,502 - Take my arm. - I'm okay. 1468 01:46:44,102 --> 01:46:47,303 - Colonel, it's really bumpy here. - Yeah, bumpy. 1469 01:47:00,307 --> 01:47:02,008 You all right? 1470 01:47:05,609 --> 01:47:07,009 Yeah. 1471 01:47:14,812 --> 01:47:16,712 Red light. Hold it. 1472 01:47:22,014 --> 01:47:23,815 Taking too long. 1473 01:47:28,116 --> 01:47:30,417 Shit! Colonel! Colonel? 1474 01:47:41,820 --> 01:47:43,320 Colonel! 1475 01:47:43,921 --> 01:47:46,021 Shit! You all right? 1476 01:47:46,521 --> 01:47:48,722 What the hell are you doing? 1477 01:47:48,822 --> 01:47:50,723 - Take the cane. - I gotta take a piss. 1478 01:47:50,823 --> 01:47:53,424 - Take the cane, Colonel. - It happens to the best of us. 1479 01:47:53,524 --> 01:47:55,724 We're on Park Avenue. You can't go to the bathroom. 1480 01:47:55,824 --> 01:47:58,625 - Perfect place. - You'll get arrested. 1481 01:47:59,525 --> 01:48:01,526 Never been housebroken. Ohh! 1482 01:48:01,626 --> 01:48:03,027 Shit! 1483 01:48:04,127 --> 01:48:06,828 What's the matter with you, Colonel? 1484 01:48:12,830 --> 01:48:15,230 What are you doing? Stand up. 1485 01:48:16,231 --> 01:48:17,631 Come on. 1486 01:48:18,931 --> 01:48:21,432 I'm tired, Charlie. I'm tired. 1487 01:48:23,733 --> 01:48:25,533 Give me your arm. 1488 01:48:26,134 --> 01:48:28,034 Here's your cane. 1489 01:48:29,034 --> 01:48:31,535 Take me back to the hotel, son. 1490 01:48:37,337 --> 01:48:39,038 Home at last. 1491 01:49:00,444 --> 01:49:02,345 You all right now? 1492 01:49:04,145 --> 01:49:05,446 Yeah. 1493 01:49:09,247 --> 01:49:12,048 - Do you want to use the bathroom? - No. 1494 01:49:21,751 --> 01:49:24,251 - Can I get you something? - No. 1495 01:49:28,553 --> 01:49:31,754 - You sure you're all right? - I'm fine, Charlie. 1496 01:49:49,659 --> 01:49:52,160 Do you mind if I use the phone? 1497 01:49:52,560 --> 01:49:54,060 Go ahead. 1498 01:50:12,966 --> 01:50:15,867 - Hello? - Hi, is George there, please? 1499 01:50:16,167 --> 01:50:18,068 Senior or Junior? 1500 01:50:18,668 --> 01:50:20,168 Junior. 1501 01:50:20,669 --> 01:50:23,770 - Who's this? - A friend of his from school. 1502 01:50:23,970 --> 01:50:27,971 George isn't going to be talking to any friends from school right now. 1503 01:50:30,272 --> 01:50:32,172 - Oh. - Good-bye. 1504 01:50:49,277 --> 01:50:51,778 Colonel, are you looking at me? 1505 01:50:55,379 --> 01:50:57,280 I'm blind, Charlie. 1506 01:51:03,382 --> 01:51:05,382 I'm gonna take a nap. 1507 01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:09,984 Too much fresh air. 1508 01:51:10,584 --> 01:51:12,885 It's probably a good idea. 1509 01:51:14,585 --> 01:51:17,086 Want me to help you to your room? 1510 01:51:17,586 --> 01:51:18,786 No. 1511 01:51:19,887 --> 01:51:21,287 Couch. 1512 01:51:22,187 --> 01:51:24,388 I like this couch here. 1513 01:51:27,389 --> 01:51:29,790 You sure you're all right, Colonel? 1514 01:51:29,890 --> 01:51:31,690 I got a headache. 1515 01:51:37,792 --> 01:51:40,893 Why don't you go downstairs, get me some aspirin, Charlie? 1516 01:51:40,993 --> 01:51:43,494 - Some aspirin. - Yeah. Also... 1517 01:51:46,995 --> 01:51:48,996 I feel like a cigar. 1518 01:51:50,096 --> 01:51:53,197 Get me a couple of Monte Cristos, number one. 1519 01:51:54,797 --> 01:51:57,198 - Monte Cristos, number one. - Yeah. 1520 01:51:57,298 --> 01:52:00,099 You won't be able to get 'em at the newsstand downstairs. 1521 01:52:00,199 --> 01:52:02,600 So why don't you go over to... 1522 01:52:03,100 --> 01:52:05,501 Fiftieth and Fifth, Dunhill's. 1523 01:52:06,301 --> 01:52:08,902 Fella name of Arnold in the humidor. 1524 01:52:10,002 --> 01:52:12,403 Tell him, um, they're for me. 1525 01:52:13,703 --> 01:52:15,204 He'll know. 1526 01:53:04,119 --> 01:53:06,219 You're back too fast. 1527 01:53:09,020 --> 01:53:11,721 You didn't get my cigars, did you? 1528 01:53:16,622 --> 01:53:18,823 Get out of here, Charlie. 1529 01:53:22,524 --> 01:53:24,425 I thought we had a deal. 1530 01:53:24,525 --> 01:53:27,626 I welched. I'm a welcher. Didn't I tell you? 1531 01:53:30,026 --> 01:53:33,628 No, what you told me was that you gave me all the bullets. 1532 01:53:33,728 --> 01:53:35,128 I lied. 1533 01:53:37,929 --> 01:53:41,330 - Yeah, well, you could have fooled me. - And I did. 1534 01:53:44,031 --> 01:53:47,832 Charlie, how you ever gonna survive in this world without me? 1535 01:53:52,233 --> 01:53:55,334 Why don't you just give me the gun, all right? 1536 01:54:03,637 --> 01:54:05,837 Wh... What are you doing? 1537 01:54:07,838 --> 01:54:09,939 I'm gonna shoot you too. 1538 01:54:12,539 --> 01:54:14,740 Your life's finished anyway. 1539 01:54:14,840 --> 01:54:17,941 Your friend George's gonna sing like a canary. 1540 01:54:18,841 --> 01:54:20,642 And so are you. 1541 01:54:20,842 --> 01:54:23,543 And once you've sung, Charlie, my boy, 1542 01:54:23,643 --> 01:54:27,144 you're gonna take your place on that long, gray line... 1543 01:54:27,944 --> 01:54:29,845 of American manhood. 1544 01:54:31,445 --> 01:54:33,546 And you will be through. 1545 01:54:34,746 --> 01:54:37,047 I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel. 1546 01:54:37,147 --> 01:54:40,048 You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. 1547 01:54:40,148 --> 01:54:43,049 I got a loaded.45 here. You got pimples. 1548 01:54:43,649 --> 01:54:47,450 I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie, because I can't bear the thought... 1549 01:54:48,650 --> 01:54:50,551 of you sellin' out! 1550 01:54:51,151 --> 01:54:53,852 Put the gun down, all right, Colonel? 1551 01:54:54,452 --> 01:54:57,053 What? You givin' me an ultimatum? 1552 01:54:57,953 --> 01:54:59,454 No, I'm... 1553 01:55:00,554 --> 01:55:02,655 I give the ultimatums! 1554 01:55:04,555 --> 01:55:06,156 I'm sorry. 1555 01:55:07,656 --> 01:55:09,757 All right? I'm sorry. 1556 01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:15,259 It's all right... Charlie. 1557 01:55:22,161 --> 01:55:24,261 You break my heart, son. 1558 01:55:25,862 --> 01:55:27,762 All my life I stood up... 1559 01:55:27,862 --> 01:55:30,163 to everyone and everything... 1560 01:55:31,864 --> 01:55:34,464 because it made me feel important. 1561 01:55:38,166 --> 01:55:40,466 You do it 'cause you mean it. 1562 01:55:43,667 --> 01:55:45,968 You got integrity, Charlie. 1563 01:55:49,769 --> 01:55:52,770 I don't know whether to shoot ya or adopt ya. 1564 01:55:55,071 --> 01:55:57,672 Not much of a choice, is it, sir? 1565 01:55:58,172 --> 01:56:00,272 Aw, don't get cute now. 1566 01:56:01,073 --> 01:56:04,774 - Colonel, please put the gun away? - I asked you a question. 1567 01:56:05,274 --> 01:56:08,175 Do you want me to adopt ya, or don't ya? 1568 01:56:09,375 --> 01:56:11,276 Please? I mean... 1569 01:56:12,476 --> 01:56:15,577 - you're just in a slump right now. - Slump? 1570 01:56:18,978 --> 01:56:20,879 No slump, Charlie. 1571 01:56:23,079 --> 01:56:24,480 I'm bad. 1572 01:56:27,381 --> 01:56:29,181 I'm not bad. No. 1573 01:56:31,882 --> 01:56:33,483 I'm rotten. 1574 01:56:36,684 --> 01:56:38,484 You're not bad. 1575 01:56:41,285 --> 01:56:43,386 Y... You're just in pain. 1576 01:56:49,087 --> 01:56:51,488 What do you know about pain? 1577 01:56:53,089 --> 01:56:55,589 Hmm? You little snail darter... 1578 01:56:57,190 --> 01:56:59,390 from the Pacific Northwest. 1579 01:57:00,791 --> 01:57:03,492 What the fuck you know about pain? 1580 01:57:06,293 --> 01:57:08,193 Let me have the gun, Colonel. 1581 01:57:08,293 --> 01:57:10,594 No time to grow a dick, son. 1582 01:57:11,494 --> 01:57:14,695 Just, just give me the gun, all right, Colonel? 1583 01:57:16,996 --> 01:57:19,797 I'm talkin' a parade ground. Ten-hut! 1584 01:57:23,598 --> 01:57:26,199 Soldier, that was a direct order. 1585 01:57:28,499 --> 01:57:30,300 Give me the gun? 1586 01:57:34,001 --> 01:57:36,402 You can stay or you can leave. 1587 01:57:37,902 --> 01:57:41,203 You understand? Either way, I'm gonna do this thing. 1588 01:57:45,104 --> 01:57:48,105 Now why don't you leave and spare yourseIf? 1589 01:57:51,906 --> 01:57:54,107 I want your gun, Colonel. 1590 01:58:02,910 --> 01:58:05,311 I'm gonna give myself a count. 1591 01:58:10,312 --> 01:58:12,713 You need a count for balance. 1592 01:58:16,414 --> 01:58:18,014 Five, four... 1593 01:58:20,115 --> 01:58:21,516 three... 1594 01:58:25,517 --> 01:58:26,917 two... 1595 01:58:29,518 --> 01:58:31,118 one. Fuck it. 1596 01:58:40,721 --> 01:58:42,522 Gimme! Fuck it! 1597 01:58:46,423 --> 01:58:48,524 - Get out of here! - I'm stayin' right here! 1598 01:58:48,624 --> 01:58:51,325 - Get outta here! - I'm stayin' right here. 1599 01:58:51,425 --> 01:58:54,526 - I'll blow your fuckin' head off! - Then do it! 1600 01:58:54,626 --> 01:58:57,326 You want to do it? Do it! Let's go. 1601 01:58:57,927 --> 01:58:59,227 Fuck. 1602 01:59:02,928 --> 01:59:04,729 Get outta here! 1603 01:59:07,029 --> 01:59:09,330 You fucked up, all right? So what? 1604 01:59:09,430 --> 01:59:12,931 So everybody does it. Get on with your life, would ya? 1605 01:59:13,431 --> 01:59:15,732 What life? I got no life! 1606 01:59:20,133 --> 01:59:22,134 I'm in the dark here! 1607 01:59:24,135 --> 01:59:26,735 You understand? I'm in the dark! 1608 01:59:34,238 --> 01:59:37,239 So give up. You want to give up, give up... 1609 01:59:38,039 --> 01:59:39,940 'cause I'm givin' up too. 1610 01:59:40,040 --> 01:59:42,040 You said I'm through. You're right. 1611 01:59:42,140 --> 01:59:44,041 We're both through. It's all over. 1612 01:59:44,141 --> 01:59:47,142 So let's get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it. 1613 01:59:47,842 --> 01:59:51,643 Let's fuckin' pull the trigger, you miserable blind motherfucker. 1614 02:00:00,846 --> 02:00:02,746 Pull the trigger. 1615 02:00:04,347 --> 02:00:06,348 Here we go, Charlie. 1616 02:00:07,548 --> 02:00:09,048 I'm ready. 1617 02:00:17,351 --> 02:00:19,352 You don't want to die. 1618 02:00:21,552 --> 02:00:23,553 And neither do you. 1619 02:00:26,754 --> 02:00:29,055 Give me one reason not to. 1620 02:00:34,156 --> 02:00:37,457 I'll give you two. You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari... 1621 02:00:37,557 --> 02:00:40,158 better than anyone I've ever seen. 1622 02:00:45,560 --> 02:00:48,060 You never seen anyone do either. 1623 02:00:52,062 --> 02:00:54,262 Give me the gun, Colonel. 1624 02:01:05,266 --> 02:01:08,066 Oh, where do I go from here, Charlie? 1625 02:01:08,967 --> 02:01:11,568 If you're tangled up, just tango on. 1626 02:01:14,969 --> 02:01:17,469 You askin' me to dance, Charlie? 1627 02:01:24,571 --> 02:01:27,873 Did you ever have the feelin' that you wanted to go 1628 02:01:30,673 --> 02:01:33,974 And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay 1629 02:01:51,780 --> 02:01:54,081 You like my blues, Charlie? 1630 02:01:57,081 --> 02:01:59,182 Yeah, they're beautiful. 1631 02:02:00,583 --> 02:02:03,383 I wore these for Lyndon's inauguration. 1632 02:02:08,585 --> 02:02:11,686 Of course, uh, we weren't the number one ball. 1633 02:02:16,187 --> 02:02:18,388 But he dropped by anyway. 1634 02:02:20,989 --> 02:02:23,590 Will you please give me the gun? 1635 02:02:27,291 --> 02:02:30,592 You're askin' an officer to surrender his side arm. 1636 02:02:34,093 --> 02:02:38,294 You don't have to surrender it. You just put it down for a little while. 1637 02:02:39,594 --> 02:02:41,895 All right? Just put it down. 1638 02:02:52,698 --> 02:02:55,299 Boy, I could use a drink, Charlie. 1639 02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:01,701 How about a cup of coffee? 1640 02:03:02,301 --> 02:03:05,202 Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie. 1641 02:03:07,303 --> 02:03:09,304 Maybe tomorrow. Hah! 1642 02:03:11,804 --> 02:03:14,805 No, a Mr. John Daniels would be preferred. 1643 02:03:18,806 --> 02:03:20,607 No water, Charlie. 1644 02:03:22,508 --> 02:03:24,008 No water. 1645 02:03:24,608 --> 02:03:26,009 Please. 1646 02:03:34,611 --> 02:03:36,912 Here's your drink, Colonel. 1647 02:03:41,613 --> 02:03:43,514 Oh. I'm so sorry. 1648 02:03:45,515 --> 02:03:48,015 What time do you want me to turn down the bed? 1649 02:03:48,115 --> 02:03:51,616 - Uh, maybe later, all right? - What he means, senorita, 1650 02:03:53,617 --> 02:03:55,418 is come right in. 1651 02:03:58,619 --> 02:04:01,019 - Later, please? - Yes, sir. 1652 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:04,620 Good afternoon. 1653 02:04:08,822 --> 02:04:10,422 Nice voice. 1654 02:04:14,523 --> 02:04:16,524 Boy, you have a one-track mind. 1655 02:04:16,624 --> 02:04:20,125 Mm-hmm. Is there anything else in this world, Charlie? 1656 02:04:23,126 --> 02:04:27,027 - Not for you. - You know what's kept me goin' all these years? 1657 02:04:29,528 --> 02:04:31,729 The thought that one day... 1658 02:04:43,632 --> 02:04:45,233 Never mind. 1659 02:04:45,633 --> 02:04:47,233 The what? 1660 02:04:49,434 --> 02:04:50,835 Silly. 1661 02:04:53,735 --> 02:04:56,636 Just the thought that maybe one day, I'd... 1662 02:05:00,337 --> 02:05:03,538 I could have a woman's arms wrapped around me... 1663 02:05:05,239 --> 02:05:07,640 and her legs wrapped around me. 1664 02:05:10,140 --> 02:05:11,641 And what? 1665 02:05:16,542 --> 02:05:20,244 That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there. 1666 02:05:22,344 --> 02:05:24,045 Smell of her. 1667 02:05:25,145 --> 02:05:27,046 All funky and warm. 1668 02:05:31,747 --> 02:05:33,848 I finally gave up on it. 1669 02:05:36,949 --> 02:05:39,649 I don't know why you can't have that. 1670 02:05:42,550 --> 02:05:44,951 You know, when we get back to New Hampshire, 1671 02:05:45,051 --> 02:05:47,952 I don't know why you can't find someone. 1672 02:05:48,152 --> 02:05:50,753 I mean, you're a good-lookin' guy, 1673 02:05:51,653 --> 02:05:54,154 and you're fun to be with, and... 1674 02:05:55,354 --> 02:05:58,955 you're a great travel companion, sensitive, compassionate. 1675 02:06:04,657 --> 02:06:06,058 Charlie, 1676 02:06:07,058 --> 02:06:09,259 are you fuckin' with me? 1677 02:06:13,160 --> 02:06:14,460 Yes. 1678 02:06:18,461 --> 02:06:19,862 Yeah? 1679 02:06:20,262 --> 02:06:21,862 Hey, Manny. 1680 02:06:24,963 --> 02:06:27,764 My God. We... We... We missed our plane. 1681 02:06:28,865 --> 02:06:31,865 Your plane, Charlie. My ticket was one-way. 1682 02:06:34,966 --> 02:06:38,968 - New England Thruway all the way, Colonel? - All the way, Rinaldo. 1683 02:06:51,071 --> 02:06:54,172 I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie. 1684 02:06:54,872 --> 02:06:56,273 Uh... 1685 02:06:57,973 --> 02:06:59,374 "Uh"? 1686 02:07:00,274 --> 02:07:03,375 I think you were right about George and his father. 1687 02:07:03,475 --> 02:07:06,476 - Uh, I'm sorry to hear that. - When we get back, 1688 02:07:06,576 --> 02:07:10,077 Mr. Trask is bringin' us up in front of the whole school. 1689 02:07:10,677 --> 02:07:12,778 Puttin' your feet to the fire, huh? 1690 02:07:12,878 --> 02:07:15,979 Special meeting of the Disciplinary Committee. 1691 02:07:17,479 --> 02:07:20,080 And what are you gonna tell 'em? 1692 02:07:22,781 --> 02:07:25,482 I don't know. I'lI think of somethin'. 1693 02:07:27,182 --> 02:07:30,383 Oh, Charlie, why are you all alone in this thing? 1694 02:07:31,184 --> 02:07:33,484 Hmm? Where's your father? 1695 02:07:35,885 --> 02:07:37,285 He left. 1696 02:07:39,086 --> 02:07:42,587 I thought it was a mom-and-pop store. Who's the "pop"? 1697 02:07:43,587 --> 02:07:46,088 - It's my stepfather. - Oh, yeah. 1698 02:07:50,489 --> 02:07:52,390 But why isn't he in on this? 1699 02:07:52,490 --> 02:07:54,691 Somethin' wrong with him? 1700 02:07:54,891 --> 02:07:57,192 No, he's okay. We just, uh... 1701 02:07:58,692 --> 02:08:01,693 - We don't get along very well. - Why not? 1702 02:08:03,493 --> 02:08:06,294 - 'Cause he's an asshole. - Ah. Ha-ha! 1703 02:08:09,495 --> 02:08:11,996 Well, that's all right, Charlie. 1704 02:08:14,697 --> 02:08:17,198 Every family's got one nowadays. 1705 02:08:47,807 --> 02:08:50,008 - That's it? - That's it. 1706 02:08:50,408 --> 02:08:53,909 - Take care of yourself, kid. - All right, Manny. Thanks. 1707 02:08:59,210 --> 02:09:01,011 No, I'm not open. 1708 02:09:03,312 --> 02:09:05,212 I hate good-byes. 1709 02:09:07,313 --> 02:09:09,914 So, uh, you'll be all right, huh? 1710 02:09:11,814 --> 02:09:13,515 I'll be fine. 1711 02:09:15,615 --> 02:09:17,216 All right. 1712 02:09:18,016 --> 02:09:19,717 What's that? 1713 02:09:22,918 --> 02:09:24,918 Uh, that's first bell. 1714 02:09:26,319 --> 02:09:28,820 Just got time to get cleaned up. 1715 02:09:30,620 --> 02:09:32,521 Oh. I almost forgot. 1716 02:09:38,422 --> 02:09:40,423 I owe you some money. 1717 02:09:42,524 --> 02:09:45,425 Three hundred dollars, hmm? Job well done. 1718 02:09:49,326 --> 02:09:51,426 You ever need any references, Charlie, 1719 02:09:51,526 --> 02:09:54,127 - I'm your man. - Thanks, Colonel. 1720 02:10:03,330 --> 02:10:07,231 - Uh, it's 16 Water Street. Just over the bridge. - We'll find it. 1721 02:10:08,432 --> 02:10:10,232 Good-bye, Charlie. 1722 02:10:12,033 --> 02:10:13,933 Good-bye, Colonel. 1723 02:10:17,134 --> 02:10:18,835 Come here, son. 1724 02:10:34,540 --> 02:10:36,140 Okay, Manny. 1725 02:11:50,763 --> 02:11:52,563 George. George! 1726 02:12:31,775 --> 02:12:34,776 I called an open meeting of this institution this morning... 1727 02:12:34,876 --> 02:12:38,277 because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last... 1728 02:12:38,377 --> 02:12:41,378 describes an issue that concerns all of us. 1729 02:12:44,079 --> 02:12:47,280 Not an isolated case of vandalism, what happened... 1730 02:12:47,380 --> 02:12:50,281 is a symptom of the sickness of a society, 1731 02:12:51,982 --> 02:12:55,283 a sickness which runs counter to the principles... 1732 02:12:55,983 --> 02:12:58,284 this school was founded on, 1733 02:12:59,884 --> 02:13:04,385 a school, among whose graduates two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, 1734 02:13:05,186 --> 02:13:07,086 in the White House. 1735 02:13:08,087 --> 02:13:11,187 Baird men have run state departments and investment houses, 1736 02:13:11,288 --> 02:13:14,689 founded department stores and coached football teams. 1737 02:13:15,489 --> 02:13:19,090 Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in lndia... 1738 02:13:19,290 --> 02:13:21,191 and in palaces in Jordan. 1739 02:13:21,291 --> 02:13:23,491 We are, in fact, known around the world... 1740 02:13:23,591 --> 02:13:26,392 as the cradle of this country's leadership. 1741 02:13:26,492 --> 02:13:28,993 - A beacon in the nation's... - What are you doing here? 1742 02:13:29,093 --> 02:13:32,094 - Got room for me up there, Charlie? - But today, 1743 02:13:32,194 --> 02:13:35,095 - we are bleeding from disrespect, - Yeah, I guess so. 1744 02:13:35,195 --> 02:13:38,296 - Give us a hand. - disrespect for our values... 1745 02:13:39,296 --> 02:13:41,997 and a disrespect for our standards, 1746 02:13:43,197 --> 02:13:45,898 a disrespect for the Baird tradition. 1747 02:13:46,698 --> 02:13:49,599 And, as the custodians of that tradition, 1748 02:13:50,299 --> 02:13:53,200 we are here today to protect each other... 1749 02:13:55,301 --> 02:13:57,602 from those who threaten it. 1750 02:13:59,002 --> 02:14:01,203 Who is this, Mr. Simms? 1751 02:14:01,703 --> 02:14:04,304 - Uh... - This is Mr. Frank Slade, 1752 02:14:05,804 --> 02:14:09,005 Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired. 1753 02:14:10,506 --> 02:14:12,806 I'm here in place of Charlie's parents. 1754 02:14:12,906 --> 02:14:15,407 - Excuse me? - In loco parentis. 1755 02:14:18,508 --> 02:14:21,409 They could not make the trip from Oregon today. 1756 02:14:21,509 --> 02:14:24,010 And what is your relationship to Mr. Simms? 1757 02:14:24,110 --> 02:14:26,110 Is this a courtroom? 1758 02:14:27,511 --> 02:14:30,812 - Closest thing we could manage to it. - Then if we're taking oaths, 1759 02:14:30,912 --> 02:14:33,813 there's a few people I'd like to swear in. 1760 02:14:35,613 --> 02:14:39,014 There are no oaths at Baird. We are all on our honor. 1761 02:14:42,916 --> 02:14:45,016 Larry and Franny Simms... 1762 02:14:45,616 --> 02:14:48,317 are very dear, close friends of mine. 1763 02:14:48,617 --> 02:14:52,018 They've asked me to appear here on Charlie's behalf. 1764 02:14:52,719 --> 02:14:54,119 Okay? 1765 02:14:56,620 --> 02:14:59,220 Happy to have you with us, Colonel. 1766 02:15:03,322 --> 02:15:04,822 Mr. Willis. 1767 02:15:07,123 --> 02:15:10,024 - Which Mr. Willis? - George, Junior, sir. 1768 02:15:15,125 --> 02:15:18,126 You were in a position last Tuesday night... 1769 02:15:18,526 --> 02:15:22,027 to see who committed this act of vandalism. Who was it? 1770 02:15:24,928 --> 02:15:27,629 Well, uh, I have an idea who it was. 1771 02:15:28,329 --> 02:15:32,231 No, no, not an idea, Mr. Willis. Did you see or did you not see? 1772 02:15:34,831 --> 02:15:36,232 Well... 1773 02:15:37,932 --> 02:15:40,333 I didn't have my contacts in. 1774 02:15:44,134 --> 02:15:45,635 Come on. 1775 02:15:49,336 --> 02:15:52,337 I was in the library. I'd taken my glasses off, 1776 02:15:52,437 --> 02:15:55,338 and I was gonna put my contacts back in. 1777 02:15:55,738 --> 02:15:56,938 Um, 1778 02:15:57,938 --> 02:15:59,139 I... 1779 02:16:00,139 --> 02:16:02,040 Then I helped Simms close up, 1780 02:16:02,140 --> 02:16:05,041 and the next thing I know, we're outside, 1781 02:16:05,741 --> 02:16:08,342 and I hear this sound, and I, um, 1782 02:16:09,742 --> 02:16:12,643 didn't have any time to put my contacts in. 1783 02:16:12,843 --> 02:16:15,944 Whom, with your limited vision, did you see? 1784 02:16:33,549 --> 02:16:35,850 Like I say, it was blurry. 1785 02:16:37,150 --> 02:16:38,451 Uh, 1786 02:16:41,452 --> 02:16:43,953 I can't see without my contacts. 1787 02:16:44,153 --> 02:16:46,453 What did you see, Mr. Willis? 1788 02:16:46,553 --> 02:16:47,954 What? 1789 02:16:49,054 --> 02:16:51,755 - What, you mean definitively? - Stop fencing with me, Mr. Willis! 1790 02:16:51,855 --> 02:16:53,956 Tell me what you saw! 1791 02:16:58,857 --> 02:17:01,458 Now, don't hold me to this, but... 1792 02:17:01,558 --> 02:17:03,759 no contacts, it's dark... 1793 02:17:05,759 --> 02:17:07,660 and everything, I mean... 1794 02:17:07,760 --> 02:17:09,360 Mr. Willis! 1795 02:17:11,161 --> 02:17:12,661 Maybe... 1796 02:17:15,762 --> 02:17:17,563 Harry Havemeyer, 1797 02:17:18,363 --> 02:17:20,864 Trent Potter and Jimmy Jameson. 1798 02:17:25,665 --> 02:17:28,166 - Maybe? - Ballpark, best guess. 1799 02:17:30,567 --> 02:17:33,368 Could you provide us with some detail? 1800 02:17:34,768 --> 02:17:37,169 I mean, why don't you ask Charlie? 1801 02:17:37,269 --> 02:17:39,570 I really think he was closer. 1802 02:17:48,272 --> 02:17:49,773 Mr. Simms. 1803 02:17:50,273 --> 02:17:51,573 Yes. 1804 02:17:52,573 --> 02:17:54,774 You don't wear contact lenses, do you? 1805 02:17:54,874 --> 02:17:56,275 No, sir. 1806 02:17:58,675 --> 02:18:01,776 With your untrammeled sight, whom did you see? 1807 02:18:07,178 --> 02:18:09,679 Well, I saw... I saw something, 1808 02:18:10,779 --> 02:18:13,180 but I I couldn't say who. 1809 02:18:13,880 --> 02:18:16,781 All right. What was the something you saw? 1810 02:18:21,082 --> 02:18:24,783 - I couldn't say. - You couldn't say or you wouldn't say? 1811 02:18:26,584 --> 02:18:28,584 Well, I just... I... 1812 02:18:32,286 --> 02:18:34,786 - I just couldn't say. I'm... - Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't. 1813 02:18:34,886 --> 02:18:36,787 You're exhausting my patience... 1814 02:18:36,887 --> 02:18:38,988 and making a mockery of these proceedings. 1815 02:18:39,088 --> 02:18:40,188 I will give you one last chance. 1816 02:18:40,288 --> 02:18:42,889 The consequences of your response will be dire. 1817 02:18:42,989 --> 02:18:46,590 By dire I mean your future will be jeopardized permanently. 1818 02:18:48,391 --> 02:18:50,491 Now for the last time, 1819 02:18:50,791 --> 02:18:53,292 what did you see last Tuesday night... 1820 02:18:53,392 --> 02:18:55,293 outside my office? 1821 02:18:58,594 --> 02:19:00,294 I saw somebody. 1822 02:19:00,594 --> 02:19:02,595 "I saw somebody". Good. 1823 02:19:04,295 --> 02:19:06,296 Did you see their size and shape? 1824 02:19:06,396 --> 02:19:07,796 Yeah. 1825 02:19:09,297 --> 02:19:12,198 And they were the size and shape of whom? 1826 02:19:18,400 --> 02:19:20,900 They were the size and shape... 1827 02:19:35,905 --> 02:19:38,306 of most any Baird student, sir. 1828 02:19:52,610 --> 02:19:55,111 I am left with no real witness. 1829 02:19:56,811 --> 02:20:00,613 Mr. Willis's testimony is not only vague, it is unsubstantiated. 1830 02:20:00,713 --> 02:20:03,614 The substance I was looking for, Mr. Simms, 1831 02:20:03,714 --> 02:20:05,714 was to come from you. 1832 02:20:09,215 --> 02:20:10,716 I'm sorry. 1833 02:20:12,316 --> 02:20:14,517 I'm sorry too, Mr. Simms, 1834 02:20:15,117 --> 02:20:17,518 because you know what I'm going to do, 1835 02:20:17,618 --> 02:20:19,919 inasmuch as I can't punish Mr. Havemeyer, 1836 02:20:20,019 --> 02:20:22,119 Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson? 1837 02:20:22,219 --> 02:20:24,220 And I won't punish Mr. Willis. 1838 02:20:24,320 --> 02:20:26,721 He's the only party to this incident... 1839 02:20:26,821 --> 02:20:30,122 who is still worthy of calling himseIf a Baird man. 1840 02:20:31,222 --> 02:20:34,623 I'm going to recommend to the Disciplinary Committee... 1841 02:20:35,523 --> 02:20:37,424 that you be expelled. 1842 02:20:37,524 --> 02:20:40,325 Mr. Simms, you are a cover-up artist... 1843 02:20:40,425 --> 02:20:42,325 and you are a liar. 1844 02:20:42,425 --> 02:20:44,226 But not a snitch! 1845 02:20:44,526 --> 02:20:46,127 Excuse me? 1846 02:20:47,227 --> 02:20:48,927 No, I don't think I will. 1847 02:20:49,027 --> 02:20:52,028 - Mr. Slade. - This is such a crock of shit! 1848 02:20:53,629 --> 02:20:56,430 Please watch your language, Mr. Slade. 1849 02:20:56,530 --> 02:20:59,431 You are in the Baird school, not a barracks. 1850 02:20:59,531 --> 02:21:02,732 Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up. 1851 02:21:02,832 --> 02:21:05,132 Mr. Simms doesn't want it. 1852 02:21:05,432 --> 02:21:07,333 He doesn't need to be labeled... 1853 02:21:07,433 --> 02:21:10,034 "still worthy of being a Baird man". 1854 02:21:10,134 --> 02:21:12,034 What the hell is that? 1855 02:21:12,134 --> 02:21:14,035 What is your motto here? 1856 02:21:14,135 --> 02:21:17,436 "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide; 1857 02:21:18,436 --> 02:21:21,337 anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake"? 1858 02:21:21,437 --> 02:21:23,238 Well, gentlemen, 1859 02:21:24,238 --> 02:21:27,239 when the shit hits the fan, some guys run... 1860 02:21:27,539 --> 02:21:29,440 and some guys stay. 1861 02:21:29,540 --> 02:21:32,941 Here's Charlie facin' the fire, and there's George... 1862 02:21:33,141 --> 02:21:35,342 hidin' in big daddy's pocket. 1863 02:21:35,442 --> 02:21:37,342 And what are you doin'? 1864 02:21:37,442 --> 02:21:39,343 You're gonna reward George... 1865 02:21:39,443 --> 02:21:41,443 and destroy Charlie. 1866 02:21:42,844 --> 02:21:46,645 - Are you finished, Mr. Slade? - No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. 1867 02:21:47,345 --> 02:21:49,846 I don't know who went to this place. 1868 02:21:49,946 --> 02:21:52,647 William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryant, 1869 02:21:52,747 --> 02:21:54,647 William Tell, whoever. 1870 02:21:54,748 --> 02:21:57,548 Their spirit is dead, if they ever had one. 1871 02:21:57,648 --> 02:21:58,949 It's gone. 1872 02:21:59,049 --> 02:22:01,550 You're buildin' a rat ship here, 1873 02:22:02,450 --> 02:22:04,951 a vessel for seagoin' snitches. 1874 02:22:05,251 --> 02:22:08,852 And if you think you're preparin' these minnows for manhood, 1875 02:22:09,152 --> 02:22:11,052 you better think again, 1876 02:22:11,153 --> 02:22:14,053 because I say you are killin' the very spirit... 1877 02:22:14,153 --> 02:22:16,254 this institution proclaims it instills. 1878 02:22:16,354 --> 02:22:17,955 What a sham. 1879 02:22:19,455 --> 02:22:22,456 What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today? 1880 02:22:22,556 --> 02:22:26,057 I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. 1881 02:22:26,157 --> 02:22:29,358 I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact. 1882 02:22:29,958 --> 02:22:32,759 It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? 1883 02:22:32,859 --> 02:22:36,360 Someone here, and I'm not gonna say who, offered to buy it. 1884 02:22:36,460 --> 02:22:40,061 - Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'. - Sir, you're out of order. 1885 02:22:40,161 --> 02:22:42,262 I show you out of order. 1886 02:22:42,562 --> 02:22:45,663 You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. 1887 02:22:45,763 --> 02:22:48,164 I'd show you, but I'm too old, 1888 02:22:48,264 --> 02:22:50,665 I'm too tired, too fuckin' blind. 1889 02:22:50,765 --> 02:22:53,966 If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take... 1890 02:22:54,066 --> 02:22:56,466 a flamethrower to this place! 1891 02:22:58,667 --> 02:23:02,268 Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? 1892 02:23:03,869 --> 02:23:06,169 I've been around, you know? 1893 02:23:06,770 --> 02:23:09,170 There was a time I could see. 1894 02:23:09,670 --> 02:23:11,371 And I have seen. 1895 02:23:11,671 --> 02:23:13,972 Boys like these, younger than these, 1896 02:23:14,072 --> 02:23:17,073 their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. 1897 02:23:17,973 --> 02:23:20,774 But there is nothin' like the sight... 1898 02:23:21,174 --> 02:23:23,075 of an amputated spirit. 1899 02:23:23,175 --> 02:23:25,675 There is no prosthetic for that. 1900 02:23:26,976 --> 02:23:30,677 You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot soldier... 1901 02:23:31,177 --> 02:23:34,178 back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, 1902 02:23:34,278 --> 02:23:36,179 but I say you are... 1903 02:23:36,279 --> 02:23:38,279 executin' his soul! 1904 02:23:39,680 --> 02:23:41,180 And why? 1905 02:23:41,980 --> 02:23:44,381 Because he's not a Baird man. 1906 02:23:44,981 --> 02:23:47,382 Baird men. You hurt this boy, 1907 02:23:47,882 --> 02:23:50,683 you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you. 1908 02:23:50,783 --> 02:23:52,684 And, Harry, Jimmy, 1909 02:23:53,284 --> 02:23:55,885 Trent, wherever you are out there, 1910 02:23:56,485 --> 02:23:58,185 fuck you too! 1911 02:24:00,786 --> 02:24:02,887 Stand down, Mr. Slade! 1912 02:24:02,987 --> 02:24:04,787 I'm not finished. 1913 02:24:05,688 --> 02:24:08,488 As I came in here, I heard those words: 1914 02:24:09,789 --> 02:24:11,889 "cradle of leadership". 1915 02:24:11,989 --> 02:24:14,290 Well, when the bough breaks, 1916 02:24:15,090 --> 02:24:18,091 the cradle will fall, and it has fallen here. 1917 02:24:18,491 --> 02:24:20,192 It has fallen. 1918 02:24:20,492 --> 02:24:23,093 Makers of men, creators of leaders. 1919 02:24:23,293 --> 02:24:26,694 Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here. 1920 02:24:26,794 --> 02:24:29,895 I don't know if Charlie's silence here today... 1921 02:24:30,595 --> 02:24:33,296 is right or wrong; I'm not a judge or jury. 1922 02:24:33,396 --> 02:24:35,297 But I can tell you this: 1923 02:24:35,397 --> 02:24:37,397 he won't sell anybody out... 1924 02:24:37,497 --> 02:24:39,398 to buy his future! 1925 02:24:40,498 --> 02:24:43,399 And that, my friends, is called integrity. 1926 02:24:44,599 --> 02:24:46,500 That's called courage. 1927 02:24:46,600 --> 02:24:49,701 Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. 1928 02:24:55,303 --> 02:24:58,304 Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. 1929 02:24:59,704 --> 02:25:02,505 I always knew what the right path was. 1930 02:25:04,305 --> 02:25:07,406 Without exception, I knew, but I never took it. 1931 02:25:08,107 --> 02:25:09,807 You know why? 1932 02:25:10,207 --> 02:25:12,208 It was too damn hard. 1933 02:25:14,909 --> 02:25:18,010 Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads. 1934 02:25:18,110 --> 02:25:20,110 He has chosen a path. 1935 02:25:20,310 --> 02:25:22,311 It's the right path. 1936 02:25:22,511 --> 02:25:25,012 It's a path made of principle... 1937 02:25:25,112 --> 02:25:27,212 that leads to character. 1938 02:25:29,213 --> 02:25:31,814 Let him continue on his journey. 1939 02:25:33,714 --> 02:25:37,015 You hold this boy's future in your hands, Committee. 1940 02:25:38,416 --> 02:25:40,517 It's a valuable future, 1941 02:25:41,117 --> 02:25:42,717 believe me. 1942 02:25:43,217 --> 02:25:45,618 Don't destroy it. Protect it. 1943 02:25:47,619 --> 02:25:49,119 Embrace it. 1944 02:25:49,719 --> 02:25:52,920 It's gonna make you proud one day, I promise you. 1945 02:26:10,326 --> 02:26:12,526 How's that for cornball? 1946 02:26:33,533 --> 02:26:35,933 Nothing can shut them up, sir. 1947 02:26:40,435 --> 02:26:43,336 The Disciplinary Committee will take this matter under advisement... 1948 02:26:43,436 --> 02:26:45,236 in closed session. 1949 02:26:54,039 --> 02:26:58,640 - What are they doin', Charlie? - I think they're going to come to a decision now. 1950 02:27:02,642 --> 02:27:04,242 Very well. 1951 02:27:10,244 --> 02:27:13,345 Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary. 1952 02:27:14,045 --> 02:27:15,746 Mrs. Hunsaker. 1953 02:27:19,747 --> 02:27:22,648 The joint student-faculty Disciplinary Committee... 1954 02:27:22,748 --> 02:27:24,648 needs no further sessions. 1955 02:27:24,748 --> 02:27:27,149 They have come to a decision. 1956 02:27:27,249 --> 02:27:29,850 Misters Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson... 1957 02:27:29,950 --> 02:27:31,851 are placed on probation... 1958 02:27:31,951 --> 02:27:34,751 for suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct. 1959 02:27:35,852 --> 02:27:39,153 It is further recommended that Mr. George Willis, Jr.... 1960 02:27:39,253 --> 02:27:42,354 receive neither recognition nor commendation... 1961 02:27:42,554 --> 02:27:44,554 for his cooperation. 1962 02:27:44,955 --> 02:27:47,355 Mr. Charles Simms is excused... 1963 02:27:47,955 --> 02:27:50,756 from any further response to this incident. 1964 02:27:50,856 --> 02:27:52,357 Whoo-ah. 1965 02:28:29,668 --> 02:28:31,169 Charlie! 1966 02:28:51,775 --> 02:28:55,076 - Last step. - I can always count on you, Charlie. 1967 02:28:58,477 --> 02:28:59,977 Colonel. 1968 02:29:00,878 --> 02:29:02,378 Colonel! 1969 02:29:02,978 --> 02:29:05,079 I'm Christine Downes, Colonel Slade. 1970 02:29:05,179 --> 02:29:07,080 I teach Political Science. 1971 02:29:07,180 --> 02:29:08,580 I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate... 1972 02:29:08,680 --> 02:29:11,981 - your coming here and speaking your mind. - Thank you. Are you married? 1973 02:29:12,081 --> 02:29:13,882 Uh... I, uh... 1974 02:29:16,583 --> 02:29:20,284 Went to a artillery school at Fort Sill with a Mickey Downes. 1975 02:29:20,384 --> 02:29:22,284 Thought he might've snagged you. 1976 02:29:22,384 --> 02:29:24,685 Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not. 1977 02:29:25,685 --> 02:29:27,986 Uh, Colonel Slade was on, uh, 1978 02:29:28,086 --> 02:29:30,087 Lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes. 1979 02:29:30,187 --> 02:29:32,287 Were you? Fascinating. 1980 02:29:32,988 --> 02:29:36,089 We should get together, talk politics sometime. 1981 02:29:38,889 --> 02:29:40,890 Fleurs de rocailles. 1982 02:29:42,991 --> 02:29:44,291 Yes. 1983 02:29:45,892 --> 02:29:47,992 "Flowers from a brook". 1984 02:29:49,293 --> 02:29:50,893 That's right. 1985 02:29:54,094 --> 02:29:55,995 Well, Miss Downes, 1986 02:29:56,795 --> 02:29:59,196 I, I'll know where to find you. 1987 02:30:00,296 --> 02:30:01,796 Charlie. 1988 02:30:02,297 --> 02:30:04,597 - Bye, Miss Downes. - Bye. 1989 02:30:07,498 --> 02:30:10,099 You don't have to tell me, Charlie. 1990 02:30:11,299 --> 02:30:12,600 5'7", 1991 02:30:14,200 --> 02:30:15,801 auburn hair, 1992 02:30:16,901 --> 02:30:18,902 beautiful brown eyes. 1993 02:30:37,807 --> 02:30:39,608 Yabba dabba doo. 1994 02:30:41,108 --> 02:30:42,509 Hah! 1995 02:30:44,409 --> 02:30:45,710 Manny. 1996 02:30:47,810 --> 02:30:49,711 Aw, Colonel, this is too much. 1997 02:30:49,811 --> 02:30:52,612 You earned it. Next time Charlie and I... 1998 02:30:52,712 --> 02:30:55,413 want to take a breather to New York, we're gonna call you. 1999 02:30:55,513 --> 02:30:57,413 You can drive us both ways. 2000 02:30:57,513 --> 02:31:00,114 You're on. Not only will it be an honor, 2001 02:31:00,214 --> 02:31:02,115 I'll give you a rate. 2002 02:31:02,215 --> 02:31:04,816 I'lI see your rate and raise you. 2003 02:31:05,116 --> 02:31:07,016 Stay outta harm's way, Manny. 2004 02:31:07,116 --> 02:31:09,617 - Take care, Colonel. - You too. 2005 02:31:10,317 --> 02:31:13,718 - Ready? - No, thanks, Charlie. I'll take it from here. 2006 02:31:13,818 --> 02:31:17,219 You go on ahead. Manny'll drive you back to your dorm. 2007 02:31:17,920 --> 02:31:20,720 Come by before you go home for Christmas. 2008 02:31:21,221 --> 02:31:23,421 We'lI have a little cheer. 2009 02:31:23,621 --> 02:31:26,222 And if you like, stay for dinner. 2010 02:31:26,522 --> 02:31:29,023 Sometimes she cooks a pot roast. 2011 02:31:29,123 --> 02:31:31,024 It's almost edible. 2012 02:31:32,324 --> 02:31:34,225 All right, Colonel. 2013 02:31:34,325 --> 02:31:37,025 - That'd be really... - Bye, Charlie. 2014 02:31:56,732 --> 02:31:58,332 Who's there? 2015 02:31:58,732 --> 02:32:01,033 - That you, Francine? - Yes. 2016 02:32:01,233 --> 02:32:04,034 - What are you doing? - Taking a ride. 2017 02:32:04,634 --> 02:32:07,835 Taking a ride? What about you giving me a lift? 2018 02:32:08,035 --> 02:32:09,735 - No. - No? 2019 02:32:11,336 --> 02:32:13,437 Aw, come on, Francine. 2020 02:32:14,037 --> 02:32:17,338 We should make up. Don't you think it's time we made up? 2021 02:32:17,438 --> 02:32:19,338 - No. - Francine? 2022 02:32:19,839 --> 02:32:21,739 - What? - Your Uncle Frank's had himself... 2023 02:32:21,839 --> 02:32:24,440 a really hard Thanksgiving weekend. 2024 02:32:26,541 --> 02:32:28,141 What's that? 2025 02:32:28,541 --> 02:32:30,442 I hear a chipmunk. 2026 02:32:30,842 --> 02:32:32,642 Is it a walrus? 2027 02:32:32,843 --> 02:32:34,643 No, it's Willie. 2028 02:32:34,843 --> 02:32:37,644 Willie, why don't you help me with my bag? 2029 02:32:37,744 --> 02:32:40,245 Come on, son. Help me with my bag. 2030 02:32:40,645 --> 02:32:42,445 Come on. Come on. 2031 02:32:42,946 --> 02:32:45,746 You got it. Hold onto it. You're strong. 2032 02:32:45,847 --> 02:32:47,247 Come on. 2033 02:32:49,248 --> 02:32:50,848 Here we are. 2034 02:32:51,848 --> 02:32:54,249 Francine, come on with me and Willie. 2035 02:32:54,349 --> 02:32:57,150 I'll let you make me some marshmallow chocolate. 2036 02:32:57,250 --> 02:32:59,351 - Whaddaya say? - Okay 2037 02:33:00,305 --> 02:33:06,419 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org