1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Greetings from Martin's Classic Movies. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:23,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:03:41,074 --> 00:03:44,277 Mr. Potter? Come in, you're late. 4 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:46,377 I'm sorry. 5 00:03:46,412 --> 00:03:49,082 The, erm, the train. 6 00:03:51,217 --> 00:03:57,090 Punctuality is the politeness of princes, Mr. Potter always says. 7 00:03:58,691 --> 00:04:01,894 Mr. Potter is just starting his beginning-of-term speech. 8 00:04:01,929 --> 00:04:03,496 You'll have to wait. 9 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:16,843 With which sentiment I'm sure you will agree. 10 00:04:16,878 --> 00:04:18,444 You all know that in the beginning, 11 00:04:18,479 --> 00:04:19,512 there were Adam and Eve. 12 00:04:20,046 --> 00:04:23,249 You'll remember that Adam bit into that apple, 13 00:04:23,284 --> 00:04:26,986 at which moment the first loser was born. 14 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:32,859 Yes, the pattern was set, and the world divided, 15 00:04:32,894 --> 00:04:35,528 not into male and female. Oh, no, no, no. 16 00:04:36,062 --> 00:04:40,867 That's just a mere superficial division of minor importance. 17 00:04:40,902 --> 00:04:44,604 No, gentlemen, there is another division, 18 00:04:44,904 --> 00:04:46,704 another dichotomy, 19 00:04:46,739 --> 00:04:50,476 more basic, more profound. At that fateful moment, 20 00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:53,680 the world was divided into winners... 21 00:04:53,715 --> 00:04:55,566 and losers. 22 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:57,576 Top men... 23 00:04:57,611 --> 00:04:59,517 and underdogs. 24 00:04:59,552 --> 00:05:02,221 In a word, the one-up... 25 00:05:02,256 --> 00:05:04,891 and the one-down. 26 00:05:05,224 --> 00:05:06,457 Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, 27 00:05:06,492 --> 00:05:10,763 I can see the question in your hungry eyes. 28 00:05:10,798 --> 00:05:13,966 You want to know what is Lifemanship. 29 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:14,999 Well, gentlemen, 30 00:05:15,034 --> 00:05:18,771 Lifemanship is the science of being one up on your opponents 31 00:05:19,305 --> 00:05:20,872 at all times. 32 00:05:20,907 --> 00:05:25,712 It is the art of making him feel that somewhere somehow, 33 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:27,847 he has become less than you, 34 00:05:28,381 --> 00:05:32,118 less desirable, less worthy... 35 00:05:32,153 --> 00:05:35,286 less blessed. 36 00:05:35,321 --> 00:05:38,524 Who then, you ask, are your opponents? 37 00:05:38,559 --> 00:05:41,693 Everybody, in a word, who is not you. 38 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:45,465 And the purpose of your life must be to be one up on them, 39 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,134 because, and mark this well, 40 00:05:48,668 --> 00:05:51,337 he who is not one up... 41 00:05:51,372 --> 00:05:53,169 is one down. 42 00:05:53,204 --> 00:05:54,966 Come in! 43 00:05:59,879 --> 00:06:01,481 Potter? 44 00:06:03,082 --> 00:06:04,649 Yes. 45 00:06:04,684 --> 00:06:07,887 They sometimes call me, Mr. Potter, but... 46 00:06:08,421 --> 00:06:10,556 I beg your pardon. 47 00:06:11,090 --> 00:06:13,226 I'm Mr. Henry Palfrey. 48 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,895 Ah! Sit down, Palfrey. 49 00:06:19,632 --> 00:06:23,369 Well? Tell me all about yourself, Palfrey. 50 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:28,174 Well, it's like this, Mr. Potter... 51 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,377 have a cigarette, Palfrey. 52 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:34,545 Thank you, Potter. 53 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:37,784 You don't mind my cigar, do you, Mr. Palfrey? 54 00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:40,987 Not at all, Mr. Potter. 55 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:43,656 Thank you, Henry. Ha ha! 56 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:45,791 My round, I think. 57 00:06:45,826 --> 00:06:47,358 What do you mean? 58 00:06:47,393 --> 00:06:49,494 Never mind, we'll talk about that later. 59 00:06:49,529 --> 00:06:53,800 Now tell me, what first prompted you to enrol in the college? 60 00:06:53,835 --> 00:06:55,366 Well... 61 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,537 frankly, Mr. Potter, 62 00:06:57,572 --> 00:06:59,138 I'm a failure. 63 00:06:59,672 --> 00:07:00,422 No. 64 00:07:03,409 --> 00:07:06,078 You'll have some tea with me, won't you, Palfrey? 65 00:07:06,113 --> 00:07:07,645 Thank you very much. 66 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,816 So, you want to be a success. 67 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:11,916 Well, I think we can help you. 68 00:07:11,951 --> 00:07:13,553 But first, I like to have a clear picture of the background 69 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:16,756 of the student. You're in love, of course. 70 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:18,357 How did you know? 71 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:21,561 Thank you, Alice. Have a muffin, Palfrey. 72 00:07:21,596 --> 00:07:22,628 Thank you. 73 00:07:23,162 --> 00:07:25,297 Blonde? Erm... 74 00:07:25,332 --> 00:07:27,398 no, with lemon. 75 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:31,170 The young lady... is she a blonde? 76 00:07:31,704 --> 00:07:33,306 Oh, I see! 77 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,509 Er, well, not quite. 78 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,644 That could be serious. 79 00:07:39,178 --> 00:07:40,780 Now, let's begin at the beginning. 80 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:46,118 How did you first meet this not quite blonde young lady? 81 00:07:46,153 --> 00:07:49,856 Well, it happened on Tuesday. 82 00:07:49,891 --> 00:07:51,422 Or was it Wednesday? 83 00:07:51,457 --> 00:07:54,625 Yes, Wedn... no, it wasn't, it was Tuesday. 84 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:57,864 I was on my way to the office in the morning as usual. 85 00:08:05,872 --> 00:08:07,206 Oh! 86 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:08,541 Oh! Oh! 87 00:08:09,075 --> 00:08:10,676 Of all the stupid, awkward... 88 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:12,777 Clumsy? 89 00:08:12,812 --> 00:08:15,481 Clumsy idiots. Ooh! 90 00:08:18,684 --> 00:08:20,286 I say, I'm most terribly sorry 91 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,154 sorry? Is that all you've got to say 92 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:23,489 when you knocked me down like a wild... 93 00:08:24,023 --> 00:08:25,625 uncivilised? Uncivilised. 94 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:28,294 Savage? Sava... 95 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:34,131 No, not really. Oh, but I am. 96 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:37,370 Yes, I am permanently uncivilised, I'm... 97 00:08:37,405 --> 00:08:38,437 Oh! What's the matter? 98 00:08:38,971 --> 00:08:40,039 My beautiful new stocking's ruined. 99 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,192 Oh! I'll probably sue you. 100 00:08:42,227 --> 00:08:43,802 Oh, I do wish you would. 101 00:08:43,837 --> 00:08:45,343 I'm fully insured, you know. 102 00:08:45,378 --> 00:08:47,478 Personal, property, accident, medical, 103 00:08:47,513 --> 00:08:48,546 all that sort of thing. Just take your pick. 104 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:50,716 No, thank you, but it's very nice of you to offer. 105 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:52,852 Look, give me those, I'm going to be late for work. 106 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:53,920 Under no circumstances. 107 00:08:54,453 --> 00:08:55,788 You're probably shaken or bruised or something. 108 00:08:55,823 --> 00:08:57,123 The least I can do is to carry them for you. 109 00:08:57,158 --> 00:08:58,689 But then you'll be late for work. 110 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:01,394 Work? Oh, work! That old thing. Ha ha ha. 111 00:09:01,429 --> 00:09:02,461 Well, you do work, don't you? 112 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:03,729 Well, of course, I do, 113 00:09:04,063 --> 00:09:05,131 but they can do without me for a while. 114 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:07,266 I'm a... well, I'm an executive. 115 00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:08,299 Oh! 116 00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:09,936 So, the later the better, really. 117 00:09:09,971 --> 00:09:12,570 Yes, yes, of course. 118 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:15,274 I say, are you sure you don't want to sue me? 119 00:09:15,309 --> 00:09:17,410 Absolutely positive. Yes, well, erm... 120 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:20,044 what about the stockings? 121 00:09:20,079 --> 00:09:22,214 I'll let you into a secret. They weren't new, anyway. 122 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:25,418 Well, perhaps they had some sentimental value? 123 00:09:25,453 --> 00:09:27,553 Not really enough to sue for. 124 00:09:27,588 --> 00:09:29,155 Pity, really. Ha ha ha. 125 00:09:30,756 --> 00:09:32,358 Do you always come this way to work? 126 00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:33,960 Yes, yes, I do. 127 00:09:39,298 --> 00:09:40,865 Someone's coming. 128 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,501 The most handsome batting... 129 00:09:42,536 --> 00:09:44,921 ok, it's only the boss. 130 00:09:44,956 --> 00:09:47,306 And the lead's now 126... 131 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:49,407 good morning! 132 00:09:49,442 --> 00:09:52,111 Evan has caught him most gloriously! 133 00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:56,916 What's the score? Shhh, I can't hear. 134 00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:59,051 Sorry. 135 00:10:01,721 --> 00:10:03,856 And now all round the ground... 136 00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:05,992 Miss Stevens! Miss Wilson! Appleby! 137 00:10:06,525 --> 00:10:09,160 Yes, if times were normal, 138 00:10:09,195 --> 00:10:10,227 you'd all take a week's notice, 139 00:10:10,262 --> 00:10:12,897 but as times are regrettably abnormal, 140 00:10:12,932 --> 00:10:14,533 I shall have to content myself with a severe reprimand 141 00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:16,669 on my return from Mr. Henry's office. 142 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:19,338 Meanwhile, back to your desks. 143 00:10:23,075 --> 00:10:24,642 Good morning, sir. 144 00:10:24,677 --> 00:10:27,845 Ah, the very man I wanted to see. 145 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,617 Would you book a table for me at the Camellia Room 146 00:10:31,652 --> 00:10:34,820 for tonight for two, for 9 o'clock? 147 00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:36,387 The Camellia Room, sir? 148 00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:38,824 I'm taking someone to dinner. 149 00:10:38,859 --> 00:10:41,227 Taking or being taken, sir? 150 00:10:41,262 --> 00:10:43,362 Taking. 151 00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,032 Your late uncle always used to say that the best place 152 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:48,167 for taking was the Hampshire Buttery, sir. 153 00:10:48,701 --> 00:10:52,438 A very satisfying meal for seven and sixpence. 154 00:10:52,473 --> 00:10:54,538 Here is the morning's business sir, 155 00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:57,208 which I had ready on your desk at 9 o'clock, 156 00:10:57,243 --> 00:11:00,446 but removed to a place of safety pending your arrival. 157 00:11:00,481 --> 00:11:02,013 Thank you, Gloatbridge. 158 00:11:02,048 --> 00:11:05,216 Are there any decisions, or are they just signatures? 159 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:08,988 I think we decided that it should be just signatures, sir, 160 00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,123 since you inadvertently... 161 00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:12,191 yes. 162 00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:14,860 You will remember I feel sure, sir, just why we decided 163 00:11:14,895 --> 00:11:18,064 it should be just signatures and not decisions. 164 00:11:18,099 --> 00:11:20,199 Of course. Yes. 165 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:23,936 Perhaps these painful memories are best forgotten, sir. 166 00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:28,706 Hello? 167 00:11:28,741 --> 00:11:30,876 Yes, speaking. 168 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:33,546 Douglas, old man. 169 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,147 What? 170 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:38,350 Ha ha ha ha. 171 00:11:38,884 --> 00:11:41,554 Tell me, what time is the match on Saturday? 172 00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:43,155 Hmm? 173 00:11:44,757 --> 00:11:46,358 I'm not playing? 174 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,163 I must say I'm a little surprised, yes. 175 00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:53,833 Well, who's in? 176 00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:55,933 Walter? 177 00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:59,171 But good gracious me, I can beat Walter any day of the week. 178 00:11:59,705 --> 00:12:02,908 It was 6-2, 6-3 last time. 179 00:12:02,943 --> 00:12:03,908 Hmm? 180 00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:07,179 Well, listen, Douglas, 181 00:12:07,713 --> 00:12:10,115 you know I've got absolutely nothing against Walter, 182 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,483 in fact, he is, well, he is one of my best friends, 183 00:12:12,518 --> 00:12:15,721 but it's just that I've been looking forward to the game. 184 00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:19,458 I've made all my arrangements. 185 00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:20,526 Yes, Douglas. 186 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:24,797 Yes, I appreciate that, but... 187 00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:26,950 yes, Douglas. 188 00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:29,068 Yes, of course. 189 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:31,221 Goodbye. 190 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:33,304 Oh, Douglas! 191 00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:35,474 My regards to Walter. 192 00:12:39,745 --> 00:12:42,948 Your morning newspaper, sir. 193 00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:45,618 Hmm? Oh, yes. 194 00:12:46,152 --> 00:12:47,184 And just to start you off, sir, 195 00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:50,422 number 23 Across is "castles in Spain". 196 00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:54,125 Oh, erm... 197 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,761 you won't forget that booking, Gloatbridge? 198 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:59,231 The Hampshire Buttery, for two, at 9. 199 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:02,168 The Camellia Room, for two, at 9. 200 00:13:02,203 --> 00:13:03,734 Very well, sir. 201 00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,972 And number 13 Down is "Cleopatra's needle". 202 00:13:15,514 --> 00:13:17,116 Good evening, madam. 203 00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,319 Good evening, sir. 204 00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:28,327 Good evening, sir. Good evening. 205 00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:29,595 Madam. Good evening. 206 00:13:29,929 --> 00:13:31,530 May I take your coat? Thank you. 207 00:13:33,132 --> 00:13:34,733 Good evening. 208 00:13:36,869 --> 00:13:37,902 There we are. 209 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:40,072 Shall we go in? Oh, yes. 210 00:13:47,012 --> 00:13:48,614 Yes? Palfrey. 211 00:13:49,148 --> 00:13:51,248 Yes? Table for two. 212 00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:53,384 I'm sorry, no table is free. 213 00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:56,088 Good evening, my lady. Good evening. 214 00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:57,156 Number 27. 215 00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:00,893 I thought you said you'd booked. 216 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:02,459 Yes, I did. 217 00:14:02,494 --> 00:14:07,264 Erm, excuse me, I booked. 218 00:14:07,299 --> 00:14:10,502 Oh? Erm, Palfrey. Henry Palfrey. 219 00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:16,375 Well, there's no one here of that name. 220 00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:19,009 Palfrey. 221 00:14:19,044 --> 00:14:22,248 P- a-l-f-r-e-y. 222 00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,985 My chief clerk booked it for me. 223 00:14:26,518 --> 00:14:28,387 May I see that list? 224 00:14:28,422 --> 00:14:30,256 If you please, sir. 225 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:33,993 He must've have booked at another restaurant. 226 00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:36,662 Maybe if you gave him something. 227 00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,264 Yes, of course. 228 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:41,467 Erm... 229 00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:55,347 do you think, perhaps, you... 230 00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:57,982 might have another look? 231 00:14:58,017 --> 00:14:59,618 And what did you say the name was, sir? 232 00:14:59,653 --> 00:15:01,719 Palfrey. 233 00:15:01,754 --> 00:15:05,491 We have a Mr. Poultry, here, sir, table for two at 9 o'clock. 234 00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:09,228 That's me, Mr. Poultry. Ha ha! 9 o'clock, Henry Poultry. 235 00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:11,328 Unfortunately, sir, it's now 9:15, 236 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:14,299 and tables aren't held beyond the booked time. 237 00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:17,236 You can wait. I'll see what I can do for you 238 00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,837 of course. 239 00:15:21,507 --> 00:15:22,539 But look! 240 00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:24,709 There's a table over there. 241 00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:26,810 How discerning you are, madam. 242 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:29,515 But you see, it's that gentleman's table. 243 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,751 Hail, good innkeeper! 244 00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:34,853 Hello, Sam. Thank you, sir. 245 00:15:35,387 --> 00:15:36,455 Rose. 246 00:15:39,124 --> 00:15:40,726 Good evening, Mr. Delauney. Evening, Skinner. 247 00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:42,328 Hello, Ray! 248 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:47,132 Oh, hello, er... 249 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,734 Palfrey. 250 00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:53,005 Hello, hello, hello. 251 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:55,105 Where did you find this lovely creature? 252 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,810 Oh, we met quite by accident, as a matter of fact. 253 00:15:57,845 --> 00:15:59,411 I was trying to catch a bus and April was... 254 00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:01,547 well, do the decent thing, old chap. 255 00:16:02,081 --> 00:16:03,113 Fellow club members and that sort of thing. 256 00:16:03,148 --> 00:16:07,953 Yes, of course. Mr. Raymond Delauney, Miss April Smith. 257 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,520 What a romantic name. 258 00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:12,224 "Oh, to be in England now that April's here." 259 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,427 How do you do? 260 00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:18,097 How do you do? 261 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:20,197 You two chaps finished dinner already? 262 00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:22,901 We haven't even started. We can't get a table. 263 00:16:23,435 --> 00:16:24,468 Oh, fiddle-dl-diddle. 264 00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:27,706 Skinner, my guests. Certainly, sir. 265 00:16:29,842 --> 00:16:31,977 Now, tell me, you lovely creature... 266 00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:35,180 oh, Palfrey, look after skinner, this chap. 267 00:16:35,215 --> 00:16:36,782 Thank you, Mr. Delauney. 268 00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:51,196 N. Oh! I'm so sorry, I beg your pardo 269 00:16:57,603 --> 00:16:59,204 sir. 270 00:17:07,746 --> 00:17:09,313 Oh, later, later. 271 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:11,982 We'll order the wine first. 272 00:17:12,017 --> 00:17:14,651 I always feel that the food should be chosen 273 00:17:14,686 --> 00:17:18,424 to suit the wine rather than the other way, don't you? 274 00:17:22,694 --> 00:17:24,296 Here you are. Thank you very much. 275 00:17:30,702 --> 00:17:32,838 Erm... number 93 looks... 276 00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,507 that little vineyard in the Loire Valley, 277 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,109 across the river from Pouilly. 278 00:17:37,144 --> 00:17:38,675 Carcajanette? 279 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:41,345 That's it. The '49, of course 280 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:45,651 only if all the 47's gone. Very good, sir. 281 00:17:46,185 --> 00:17:47,786 Merci. 282 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,456 Number 93 looked pretty good to me. 283 00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,090 Really? 284 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:56,862 Carcajanette isn't expensive, it's an honest little wine, 285 00:17:56,897 --> 00:18:00,082 especially if it's allowed to breathe for a while, 286 00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:04,362 unless, of course, the grapes have had too much of the. 287 00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:08,607 Dordogne wind in which case they have a tendency to sulk. 288 00:18:08,642 --> 00:18:10,742 I think you'll like it 289 00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,309 I'm sure I will. 290 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:14,480 And now for the fodder. 291 00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:18,750 Monsieur. 292 00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:22,986 Monsieur. Ah, splendid. 293 00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:25,423 Shall I order for all of us? Oh, yes, please do. 294 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,826 Thank you, but I'd like to see what there is. 295 00:18:31,563 --> 00:18:33,664 Waiter! 296 00:18:33,699 --> 00:18:35,834 What is "tortue nicoise"? 297 00:18:35,869 --> 00:18:37,970 Fried turtle. 298 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:41,706 The brain of the calf. 299 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:44,126 The liver of the chicken. 300 00:18:44,161 --> 00:18:46,477 The legs of the frog. 301 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:49,715 The hoof of the mountain goat in jelly. 302 00:18:50,782 --> 00:18:52,349 Tomatoes. 303 00:18:52,384 --> 00:18:55,053 Perhaps you had better order for all of us. 304 00:18:55,088 --> 00:18:57,189 Thank you. 305 00:18:58,257 --> 00:18:59,823 Waiter. 306 00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:01,994 Tell the chef Mr. Delauney would like to see him. 307 00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:03,026 Oui, monsieur. 308 00:19:03,061 --> 00:19:06,798 I simply gritted my teeth to hide the excruciating pain 309 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,468 and played the next three sets on strategy, 310 00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:12,671 determination, and one leg. 311 00:19:12,706 --> 00:19:14,771 How wonderful. 312 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:16,408 Isn't that wonderful, Henry? 313 00:19:16,443 --> 00:19:17,975 Mm, wonderful. 314 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,679 I play a fair game of tennis myself, you know. 315 00:19:20,714 --> 00:19:23,348 Oh, do you...? Oh, yes, I remember once... 316 00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:25,234 yes, he does. 317 00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:27,050 Very fair game. 318 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,220 As a matter of fact, you can see it for yourself. 319 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,373 Palfrey, why don't you invite our little lady 320 00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:33,492 to see you play for the club on Saturday? 321 00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,093 Could I? Erm... 322 00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:38,830 well, the fact is they seem to have decided... 323 00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:42,034 Oh, yes, I did hear something about that. 324 00:19:42,069 --> 00:19:43,101 Hard cheese, old boy. 325 00:19:43,635 --> 00:19:45,770 They say Walter has improved enormously. 326 00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,871 Still, there's no reason why our little lady 327 00:19:47,906 --> 00:19:51,074 shouldn't see you play. Why don't you and I have a go? 328 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:53,779 I'm not playing for the club either... the old leg, you know. 329 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:55,345 Well, if your leg's still troubling you... 330 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:58,316 oh, no, it's really quite all right for a friendly game. 331 00:19:58,351 --> 00:20:01,253 We mustn't let a minor thing like that deprive April 332 00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:03,922 the pleasure of seeing you play, must we? 333 00:20:03,957 --> 00:20:06,592 Just don't tell Sir Humphrey. 334 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:07,659 My doctor. 335 00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:10,329 Three o'clock? 336 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:12,464 And you must both consider yourselves 337 00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:14,866 to be my guests afterwards. 338 00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:16,700 Your guests? Oh, I insist. 339 00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:19,938 It's only fair seeing that I've been your guest this evening. 340 00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,277 We'll wait for you in the lobby. 341 00:20:50,369 --> 00:20:51,436 Sorry. 342 00:20:55,707 --> 00:20:57,309 My gloves, please. 343 00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:00,512 Thank you. 344 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,715 Yes, erm... 345 00:21:04,249 --> 00:21:06,918 yes, well, er... thank you very much. 346 00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:08,520 Good night. 347 00:21:14,393 --> 00:21:15,959 Taxi, sir? 348 00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:19,162 Erm, no, no, erm... no, thanks. 349 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:23,468 I thought you might like to take a little stroll. Ha ha. 350 00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:25,621 So nice out tonight. Yes, of course. 351 00:21:25,656 --> 00:21:27,739 I'd like to offer you both a lift, 352 00:21:28,273 --> 00:21:30,374 but I've only got a two-seater. 353 00:21:30,409 --> 00:21:33,078 That's the most wonderful car I ever saw. 354 00:21:33,113 --> 00:21:35,213 The new Bellini 3.6. 355 00:21:35,414 --> 00:21:38,950 I could offer one of you a lift. 356 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:41,585 No, thanks. We'll walk. 357 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,720 Pity, nice night for a drive, 358 00:21:43,755 --> 00:21:45,357 wind through the hair, all that sort of thing. 359 00:21:45,392 --> 00:21:48,560 Yes, well, good night, Delauney. 360 00:21:48,595 --> 00:21:50,127 Good night, Mr. Delauney. 361 00:21:50,162 --> 00:21:52,297 It's been so nice meeting you. 362 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,034 The earth shook tonight. 363 00:22:01,907 --> 00:22:05,110 You know, I've often thought of buying a car, but... 364 00:22:05,145 --> 00:22:06,712 well, then I think, 365 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:08,812 silly, really. 366 00:22:08,847 --> 00:22:12,050 Buses and undergrounds and... 367 00:22:12,085 --> 00:22:14,151 taxis, erm... 368 00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:16,820 buses, and things. 369 00:22:16,855 --> 00:22:20,058 Yes, I suppose it would be a bit silly, really. 370 00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:21,660 I say! 371 00:22:22,194 --> 00:22:23,760 I just had a brilliant idea. 372 00:22:23,795 --> 00:22:25,130 Why don't I pick up our young lady 373 00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:26,465 and drive her to the club tomorrow? 374 00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:28,333 Save her the bus fare. 375 00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:29,818 That won't be necessary. 376 00:22:29,853 --> 00:22:31,269 You're in the book? Uh-huh. 377 00:22:31,304 --> 00:22:32,871 2:30? Delauney! 378 00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:35,006 Don't mention it old chap, anytime. 379 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:36,086 Splendid! 380 00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:36,401 She takes to the eye, doesn't she? 381 00:23:36,436 --> 00:23:38,537 She certainly does. 382 00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:41,171 May I try the horn? Certainly. 383 00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:44,409 Dudley, gentleman would like to try the horn. 384 00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:47,612 The horn? Oh, yes, certainly, sir. 385 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,713 Yeah, 386 00:23:49,748 --> 00:23:51,883 it should give them a fair warning. 387 00:23:51,918 --> 00:23:53,485 Ha ha ha! 388 00:23:56,189 --> 00:23:59,891 Beautiful tone, mellow, more mellow than anything. 389 00:24:03,094 --> 00:24:04,127 I've got a temporary flex in there. 390 00:24:04,162 --> 00:24:06,263 It's not really wired for excessive use. 391 00:24:06,298 --> 00:24:08,433 Oh, yes, one of the old-type exhaustible horn, 392 00:24:08,468 --> 00:24:10,534 runs on the helical friction principle. 393 00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:13,238 Oh, what's that? Too complicated to explain. 394 00:24:13,273 --> 00:24:15,373 I mean either you know, or you don't. 395 00:24:15,408 --> 00:24:17,474 Is she fast? Is she fast? 396 00:24:17,509 --> 00:24:21,246 Timed around Silverstone, 112.73 miles per hour, 397 00:24:21,281 --> 00:24:22,813 and yours truly at the wheel. 398 00:24:22,848 --> 00:24:26,318 And I drove her from Doncaster to Newport, Monmouthshire, 399 00:24:26,353 --> 00:24:29,788 in 2 hours 17 minutes. That's an average of over 70 per. 400 00:24:29,823 --> 00:24:31,354 Oh, but that's impossible. 401 00:24:31,389 --> 00:24:32,991 Not with the four-litre Swiftmobile, 402 00:24:33,525 --> 00:24:34,558 twin ohc, you know. 403 00:24:34,593 --> 00:24:36,728 The pioneers of hemispherical combustion chambers, 404 00:24:36,763 --> 00:24:37,796 these people. 405 00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,999 Well, name me one manufacturer what brought it out previous. 406 00:24:41,034 --> 00:24:44,202 Oh, well, I don't really know. 407 00:24:44,736 --> 00:24:47,904 What year is she? 408 00:24:47,939 --> 00:24:51,142 With this sort of car, age is really of no account. 409 00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:54,346 Between you and me, she's a little late for my taste. 410 00:24:54,381 --> 00:24:56,481 If I didn't know the car, I'd have my doubts. 411 00:24:57,015 --> 00:24:59,150 1922 was a really big year. 412 00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:00,752 Erm, how about spares? 413 00:25:01,286 --> 00:25:02,853 Ha ha ha. 414 00:25:02,888 --> 00:25:05,023 Spares? You never need them, my man. 415 00:25:05,557 --> 00:25:07,123 Well, is the company still in existence? 416 00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:09,828 They went out of business because they were too good. 417 00:25:09,863 --> 00:25:10,896 You'd never find this kind of quality 418 00:25:11,429 --> 00:25:13,031 in a company that survived the depression. Never. 419 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:15,131 Never! Never! 420 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:18,904 Well, I was toying with the idea of buying a new Bellini. 421 00:25:18,939 --> 00:25:20,505 Can't get them into the country, old boy. 422 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:22,072 The Bellini's a good motor 423 00:25:22,107 --> 00:25:23,673 if you have Bellini mechanics around, 424 00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:25,844 but is it worth the hard cash you have to lay out? 425 00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:26,877 No! 426 00:25:26,912 --> 00:25:28,478 Now, with the old Swiftmobile, 427 00:25:28,513 --> 00:25:31,182 she may lose a few inches in sheer getaway, 428 00:25:31,716 --> 00:25:33,283 but open her up on the great west road 429 00:25:33,318 --> 00:25:37,055 and you have that lovely soothing roar that will... 430 00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:39,190 how can I call it, that swish of wind, 431 00:25:39,724 --> 00:25:41,291 that beautiful gentle yell 432 00:25:41,326 --> 00:25:45,063 of the old type of high-point bevel transmission. 433 00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:47,732 When you drive her, you know she's there. 434 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:48,800 I mean, take that gearbox. 435 00:25:49,334 --> 00:25:52,003 You get the coarse rasp as you change down, 436 00:25:52,038 --> 00:25:54,673 and then the familiar deep-throated grind 437 00:25:55,206 --> 00:25:56,239 as you move away. 438 00:25:56,274 --> 00:26:00,545 And a real wonder, the brake snatch adjusted really hard... 439 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:03,766 not hard, Dunstan, solid. 440 00:26:03,801 --> 00:26:06,917 A really solid drive. 441 00:26:06,952 --> 00:26:08,019 What are you asking for her? 442 00:26:08,553 --> 00:26:10,155 Dirt cheap, a sacrifice, sir. 443 00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:11,721 Can't be repeated. 444 00:26:11,756 --> 00:26:13,892 The property of a maharaja. 445 00:26:14,426 --> 00:26:17,629 The, er, Maharaja of... Fawzigadore, 446 00:26:17,664 --> 00:26:18,662 nephew of the cricketer. 447 00:26:18,697 --> 00:26:20,298 Erm, what are you asking for her? 448 00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:22,933 We had new wheels made to fit all the tyres. 449 00:26:22,968 --> 00:26:25,637 Look at the stuff that's gone into that, sheer metal. 450 00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:27,772 Yes, but what are you asking for her? 451 00:26:28,306 --> 00:26:29,641 Well, we're just getting down to that. 452 00:26:29,676 --> 00:26:30,941 Actually, we're selling it at a loss. 453 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:34,713 We spent 750 nicker on her. Pounds, Dudley. 454 00:26:34,748 --> 00:26:36,848 Pounds. Oh, but that means... 455 00:26:36,883 --> 00:26:38,415 not necessarily. 456 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:42,152 We like our cars going to good homes, like dogs. 457 00:26:42,187 --> 00:26:44,322 So we're prepared to sell at the ridiculous figure of... 458 00:26:44,357 --> 00:26:46,957 725 pounds. 459 00:26:46,992 --> 00:26:49,092 Oh, I couldn't possibly. 460 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:52,829 715, making 715 pounds. I'm sorry. 461 00:26:52,864 --> 00:26:55,000 Ah, you're weakening, you've fallen in love with her, 462 00:26:55,035 --> 00:26:56,601 like we did at the start, remember? 463 00:26:56,636 --> 00:27:00,338 Remember? Oh ho ho ho. 464 00:27:01,406 --> 00:27:02,740 700. 465 00:27:02,775 --> 00:27:04,040 Well... 466 00:27:04,075 --> 00:27:07,278 695 guineas and that's the rock bottom. 467 00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:21,159 All right. Done. 468 00:27:21,693 --> 00:27:23,294 Start the car up for the gentleman, Dunstan. 469 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:24,327 Yep. 470 00:27:24,362 --> 00:27:26,463 Make the check out to bearer if you don't mind. 471 00:27:26,498 --> 00:27:30,235 And please don't cross it, sir it confuses our books. 472 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,462 May the 21st. 473 00:27:57,497 --> 00:27:59,064 Hmm? Oh, yes. 474 00:28:15,613 --> 00:28:16,681 There we are. 475 00:28:18,283 --> 00:28:20,418 Thank you very much. Thank you, sir. 476 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,426 Well, she's all yours. Here's the logbook 477 00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:30,562 hop in. Oh, thank you. 478 00:28:35,366 --> 00:28:36,933 Now, there's one point to remember. 479 00:28:36,968 --> 00:28:39,104 Don't hang on to the gear lever after you've changed. 480 00:28:39,139 --> 00:28:41,204 She is liable to kick back. 481 00:28:41,239 --> 00:28:44,976 Don't worry about your exhaust fumes, it's quite normal. 482 00:28:45,011 --> 00:28:46,543 And when you apply the foot brake, 483 00:28:46,578 --> 00:28:48,980 it is advisable to apply the handbrake as well. 484 00:28:49,015 --> 00:28:51,347 And the floorboards work on the pivot principle. 485 00:28:51,382 --> 00:28:53,518 It's liable to give you a star when you're not used to it. 486 00:28:53,553 --> 00:28:54,551 Oh! Ha ha. 487 00:28:54,586 --> 00:28:57,255 Well, thank you both very much indeed. 488 00:29:05,263 --> 00:29:07,398 Bon voyage! See you again! 489 00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:58,977 I say, I'm frightfully sorry I'm late, April. 490 00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:00,543 Oh, that's all right. 491 00:31:00,578 --> 00:31:02,180 It's very pleasant sitting out here in the sun. 492 00:31:02,215 --> 00:31:04,315 That's all settled. Shall we play? 493 00:31:04,350 --> 00:31:06,451 Erm, yes, of course. 494 00:31:08,586 --> 00:31:10,722 Could I drive you home after the game, April? 495 00:31:11,256 --> 00:31:13,391 Drive? I have a surprise for you. 496 00:31:13,925 --> 00:31:16,025 You haven't bought a car? Mm. 497 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:19,229 Get a move on. Er, yes, of course. 498 00:31:19,264 --> 00:31:20,865 Erm, would you care to come down with us? 499 00:31:21,399 --> 00:31:22,467 Mm-hm. 500 00:31:31,542 --> 00:31:33,144 Thank you. 501 00:31:36,881 --> 00:31:39,550 Call. Rough. 502 00:31:39,585 --> 00:31:41,152 Smooth. 503 00:31:41,686 --> 00:31:43,253 I'll take this end. 504 00:31:43,288 --> 00:31:45,423 No need to change, is there? 505 00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,558 All right. 506 00:31:48,092 --> 00:31:50,193 My serve, then. 507 00:31:50,228 --> 00:31:52,363 I'm afraid I am a bit out of practice. 508 00:31:52,398 --> 00:31:53,965 So am I. 509 00:31:55,033 --> 00:31:58,770 Would you like 15 start or shall we play level? 510 00:31:58,805 --> 00:32:00,371 Level! 511 00:32:01,973 --> 00:32:04,642 Good luck. No partisanship, little lady. 512 00:32:04,677 --> 00:32:06,209 Wish Palfrey good luck too. 513 00:32:06,244 --> 00:32:08,646 Aren't you standing rather close to the net? 514 00:32:08,681 --> 00:32:11,049 No, it's my game. I move back for the second. 515 00:32:11,084 --> 00:32:13,184 All right. 516 00:32:26,531 --> 00:32:27,598 Hard cheese! 517 00:32:30,268 --> 00:32:32,403 Aren't you going to move back a bit? 518 00:32:32,438 --> 00:32:34,539 No, I've changed my mind. 519 00:32:39,344 --> 00:32:41,479 Hard cheese! Love-15. 520 00:32:50,021 --> 00:32:51,622 Hard cheese! 521 00:32:56,961 --> 00:32:58,029 Out, but I'll take it. 522 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,634 Hard cheese! Good shot. 523 00:33:03,669 --> 00:33:05,468 What is it? Love-30. 524 00:33:05,503 --> 00:33:08,172 Didn't deserve it. Rotten stroke. 525 00:33:11,376 --> 00:33:12,977 Hard cheese! 526 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:17,782 Oh. Hard cheese! 527 00:33:17,817 --> 00:33:19,384 Love-40. 528 00:33:20,451 --> 00:33:22,052 Service. 529 00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:23,654 Ready. 530 00:33:24,722 --> 00:33:26,858 Out! Hard cheese! 531 00:33:31,662 --> 00:33:32,412 Oh! 532 00:33:33,299 --> 00:33:34,297 So sorry. 533 00:33:34,332 --> 00:33:37,001 Oh, I say, smashing cricket stroke. 534 00:33:38,069 --> 00:33:41,806 Well, that's... one-love. 535 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,941 Sure you wouldn't like that handicap? 536 00:33:43,976 --> 00:33:44,691 No! 537 00:33:53,551 --> 00:33:56,754 Were you ready? Not really. 538 00:33:56,789 --> 00:33:59,424 Ready now? Right. 539 00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:07,164 Good shot, Henry. 540 00:34:07,199 --> 00:34:08,499 Thank you, April. 541 00:34:08,534 --> 00:34:10,101 Oh! Oh! 542 00:34:31,456 --> 00:34:32,523 Hard cheese! 543 00:34:38,396 --> 00:34:39,997 15-love. 544 00:34:43,734 --> 00:34:46,404 Ready? Right! 545 00:34:51,209 --> 00:34:53,344 Were you ready? 546 00:34:53,878 --> 00:34:56,547 Did you say yes? Yes! 547 00:34:56,582 --> 00:34:58,114 30-love. 548 00:34:58,149 --> 00:34:59,715 Pretty spin you put on them. 549 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,954 No, not really. Court's a bit uneven. 550 00:35:17,368 --> 00:35:18,970 Oh! My game. 551 00:35:19,504 --> 00:35:21,105 And set. 552 00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:27,477 Sorry to keep you waiting, dear girl, 553 00:35:27,512 --> 00:35:31,249 but we had to get our friend Palfrey here patched up a bit. 554 00:35:31,284 --> 00:35:33,384 Ready to go? Yes, erm, shall we go? 555 00:35:33,419 --> 00:35:36,552 Of course, your new car. 556 00:35:36,587 --> 00:35:38,723 I didn't think you'd get one so soon, Henry. 557 00:35:46,731 --> 00:35:49,667 Ha ha ha! What on earth's that? 558 00:35:49,702 --> 00:35:52,603 Looks like a Polish stomach pump. 559 00:35:52,638 --> 00:35:54,739 Let's go and look at it. 560 00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:03,814 What sort of an idiot would drive a thing like this? 561 00:36:03,849 --> 00:36:06,484 Yes, what sort of an idiot... 562 00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:09,652 Henry, is this...? 563 00:36:09,687 --> 00:36:12,855 Oh, no, no, of course not. 564 00:36:12,890 --> 00:36:15,560 I wouldn't be fool enough to buy a car like that. 565 00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:17,161 Well, where is yours? 566 00:36:17,495 --> 00:36:21,966 Er, well, it doesn't appear to have arrived yet. I... 567 00:36:22,001 --> 00:36:23,034 well, you can't expect Miss Smith 568 00:36:23,568 --> 00:36:25,703 to hang around all day, can you? 569 00:36:25,738 --> 00:36:27,270 Oh, I don't mind waiting. 570 00:36:27,305 --> 00:36:29,939 No, no, no, it doesn't matter. 571 00:36:29,974 --> 00:36:32,643 Delauney is quite right. You mustn't wait. 572 00:36:32,678 --> 00:36:35,313 But, I... no, no, no, I insist, really. 573 00:36:35,348 --> 00:36:37,947 Splendid! 574 00:36:37,982 --> 00:36:39,549 I know a little place down in the river 575 00:36:39,584 --> 00:36:42,253 where we might have a swim. Do you like swimming? 576 00:36:42,288 --> 00:36:45,421 Mmm. Splendid! 577 00:36:45,456 --> 00:36:47,023 I know a charming little pub 578 00:36:47,058 --> 00:36:49,193 where we might have some dinner afterwards. 579 00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:31,867 And that's how it happened. 580 00:37:31,902 --> 00:37:34,572 In fact, that's how everything always happens, 581 00:37:34,607 --> 00:37:36,173 and then I saw your advertisement. 582 00:37:36,707 --> 00:37:38,309 Well, what you've just told me amounts to this, 583 00:37:38,843 --> 00:37:40,444 that you find yourself constantly 584 00:37:40,978 --> 00:37:44,181 in a one-down position to the world in general, 585 00:37:44,216 --> 00:37:46,851 and to this young female in particular. 586 00:37:47,385 --> 00:37:48,951 Oh, well, before we go any further, 587 00:37:48,986 --> 00:37:52,189 I think I ought to mention the little matter of fees. 588 00:37:52,723 --> 00:37:54,325 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 589 00:37:54,859 --> 00:37:56,425 Yes, well, these vary, of course, 590 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:59,095 according to the needs of the individual, 591 00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:01,799 rates of progress and so on, but in all cases, 592 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:07,672 we ask for a registration fee of 250 pounds, 593 00:38:07,707 --> 00:38:09,807 paid in advance, of course. 594 00:38:10,341 --> 00:38:14,078 This fairly substantial sum is the first psychological process 595 00:38:14,113 --> 00:38:18,900 we bring to bear on the student to encourage him, 596 00:38:18,935 --> 00:38:23,688 to associate himself with... with the effort. 597 00:38:23,723 --> 00:38:25,823 It is in fact... 598 00:38:26,357 --> 00:38:29,560 well, it's part of the treatment. 599 00:38:29,595 --> 00:38:31,127 I see. 600 00:38:31,162 --> 00:38:32,728 Oh, well, erm... 601 00:38:32,763 --> 00:38:34,365 I'd better write you a cheque. 602 00:38:37,034 --> 00:38:39,170 I'm sorry I haven't a pen. 603 00:38:39,205 --> 00:38:40,771 It's all right. 604 00:38:46,110 --> 00:38:48,779 That's a very handsome one of yours. May I see it? 605 00:38:48,814 --> 00:38:51,449 No, no, no, when you're finished. 606 00:38:59,123 --> 00:39:01,592 Now, I hope you notice that I do not stand hovering over you 607 00:39:01,627 --> 00:39:05,346 with a pen ready whenever I want you to sign a document 608 00:39:05,381 --> 00:39:09,066 in my favour. On the contrary, I get you to use your own. 609 00:39:09,101 --> 00:39:12,803 Erm, excuse me. Could I? 610 00:39:12,838 --> 00:39:14,939 What? The pen. 611 00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:18,641 Well? 612 00:39:18,676 --> 00:39:20,811 Could I have it back, please? 613 00:39:21,879 --> 00:39:23,979 Of course. 614 00:39:24,014 --> 00:39:26,149 Sorry. Ah, you're sorry. 615 00:39:26,184 --> 00:39:28,250 That was lesson number two. 616 00:39:28,285 --> 00:39:31,489 I managed to make you feel apologetic and somehow mean 617 00:39:31,524 --> 00:39:33,055 by forcing you into a choice 618 00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:34,657 between losing a valued possession 619 00:39:34,692 --> 00:39:38,429 or indirectly accusing me of trying to steal it. You see? 620 00:39:38,464 --> 00:39:41,597 I see. Yes. Good, good. 621 00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:44,034 Well, Mr. Palfrey, I think you're about ready 622 00:39:44,069 --> 00:39:46,402 to start the course in earnest. Let me see now. 623 00:39:46,437 --> 00:39:50,708 Yes, you are just in time for the Partymanship class. 624 00:39:50,743 --> 00:39:52,309 Good afternoon, Palfrey. 625 00:39:52,344 --> 00:39:54,410 Good afternoon. 626 00:39:54,445 --> 00:39:56,580 Oh, erm, thank you for the tea. 627 00:40:04,054 --> 00:40:07,757 Now, one of the basic areas in which a Lifeman 628 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:11,529 must put his Lifemanship into play is the social gathering, 629 00:40:11,564 --> 00:40:14,198 or, as it's sometimes called, the party. 630 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:16,351 Sooner or later during the party, 631 00:40:16,386 --> 00:40:18,469 one person begins to dominate. 632 00:40:18,504 --> 00:40:20,604 That person must be you. 633 00:40:21,138 --> 00:40:24,341 Does anybody know an amusing story? 634 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:25,943 I do, sir. Good. 635 00:40:26,477 --> 00:40:29,111 Well, suppose this were a party, 636 00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:33,417 and suppose that dingle here has been having rather a success 637 00:40:33,452 --> 00:40:35,553 with his font of amusing stories. 638 00:40:35,588 --> 00:40:38,239 What would the Lifeman do? 639 00:40:38,274 --> 00:40:40,891 Leave and go to another party. 640 00:40:40,926 --> 00:40:43,526 No, Fleetsnod. 641 00:40:43,561 --> 00:40:48,365 The true Lifeman would rather die first. 642 00:40:48,899 --> 00:40:51,569 He stops the flow. 643 00:40:52,102 --> 00:40:53,170 To demonstrate... 644 00:40:53,704 --> 00:40:57,441 Dingle, tell us your amusing story. 645 00:40:57,476 --> 00:41:00,075 Well, there was this chap, 646 00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:03,314 had a bit too much to drink, if you know what I mean. 647 00:41:03,349 --> 00:41:04,346 Well, sir, 648 00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:05,948 he finds himself walking home 649 00:41:05,983 --> 00:41:10,254 with one foot on the curb and one foot on the road. 650 00:41:15,593 --> 00:41:16,660 Looks down and says, 651 00:41:17,194 --> 00:41:19,330 "My word, that's funny. When I left home this morning, 652 00:41:19,365 --> 00:41:21,999 "they were both the same length!" 653 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:27,872 Very good, Dingle. 654 00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:32,142 Most amusing. 655 00:41:33,210 --> 00:41:34,812 Where did I leave my pipe? 656 00:41:38,549 --> 00:41:40,150 Sir! 657 00:41:42,286 --> 00:41:44,421 I'm most terribly sorry. 658 00:41:44,456 --> 00:41:47,056 I'd no idea. 659 00:41:47,091 --> 00:41:48,657 It's quite all right, Dingle. 660 00:41:48,692 --> 00:41:50,560 You couldn't have known about this 661 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:53,380 old war wound of mine, could you? 662 00:41:53,415 --> 00:41:56,131 No, sir. Feeling bad, Dingle? 663 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:59,370 Feel like telling another story, Dingle? 664 00:42:00,971 --> 00:42:02,004 You see, gentlemen, 665 00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:04,708 the flow has been stopped. 666 00:42:18,055 --> 00:42:19,055 Out! 667 00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:23,359 Now, what's your move? 668 00:42:23,394 --> 00:42:25,796 Did you say in or out, sir? 669 00:42:25,831 --> 00:42:28,198 Well, I thought it was out. 670 00:42:28,732 --> 00:42:30,334 But would you care to have it again? 671 00:42:30,369 --> 00:42:31,901 No, just in future, 672 00:42:31,936 --> 00:42:34,605 would you kindly state in a loud and clear voice 673 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,025 whether the ball is in or out? 674 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,375 Hmm, you're getting it, Palfrey. 675 00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:41,510 Now, suppose you are completely outclassed, 676 00:42:41,545 --> 00:42:44,214 and your one chance is in taking your opponent's eye off the ball, 677 00:42:44,748 --> 00:42:47,418 and keeping it off. Go on. Let's see what you do. 678 00:42:47,453 --> 00:42:49,553 Hmm? Right. 679 00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:00,764 I'm so sorry. Ha ha. 680 00:43:00,799 --> 00:43:02,366 Sweaty hands. 681 00:43:03,434 --> 00:43:05,035 Is it bleeding much? 682 00:43:10,908 --> 00:43:14,645 Let us assume that Proudfoot here has made a break of 8 683 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,382 and looks as if he is going on to make 8 more. 684 00:43:18,417 --> 00:43:19,984 Erm, would you mind? 685 00:43:23,187 --> 00:43:24,788 Just a minute. 686 00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,059 That's better. 687 00:43:30,661 --> 00:43:32,262 Are they bothering you at all? 688 00:43:32,796 --> 00:43:33,829 Who? 689 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:35,466 Dingle and Brazier? 690 00:43:40,804 --> 00:43:42,940 I'm sorry. Go ahead. 691 00:43:45,075 --> 00:43:46,677 Shhh. 692 00:43:47,745 --> 00:43:49,346 Bad luck, Proudfoot. 693 00:43:49,381 --> 00:43:51,482 Four to me. 694 00:43:56,286 --> 00:43:58,955 You mean you do your own cooking? 695 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,625 Oh, yes, and washing-up and all that. 696 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:04,828 Well, it's quite fun, really. 697 00:44:04,863 --> 00:44:07,997 Henry? Mm-hm? 698 00:44:08,032 --> 00:44:10,132 You have a hole in your sock. 699 00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:13,904 Oh, I'm afraid I'm not very good at darning yet, 700 00:44:13,939 --> 00:44:17,107 but I'm learning, you know. 701 00:44:17,641 --> 00:44:19,742 Oh, poor Henry! 702 00:44:19,777 --> 00:44:24,581 It's not right for you to do your own washing and cooking. 703 00:44:24,616 --> 00:44:27,785 I wish I could come and do it for you. 704 00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:30,953 Oh, I do wish you would. 705 00:44:30,988 --> 00:44:33,657 How would tomorrow evening suit? 706 00:44:37,394 --> 00:44:40,562 That's fine, Mr. Palfrey, fine 707 00:44:40,597 --> 00:44:43,801 you're ready to move on to the next class. 708 00:44:43,836 --> 00:44:45,936 Thank you, Mrs. Grimmet. 709 00:44:53,410 --> 00:44:55,546 Well, Palfrey, having used various ploys 710 00:44:55,581 --> 00:44:57,147 with which you are now familiar, 711 00:44:57,681 --> 00:45:00,350 let us imagine that here she is alone with you in your flat. 712 00:45:00,385 --> 00:45:04,088 Her little heart a-flutter and a-tremble. 713 00:45:04,123 --> 00:45:05,120 What then is your next move? 714 00:45:05,155 --> 00:45:06,722 Well, we have a little gadget here, 715 00:45:06,757 --> 00:45:10,494 which we developed in our early days at Yeovil. 716 00:45:11,028 --> 00:45:13,128 Ah, there it is. 717 00:45:13,163 --> 00:45:16,366 What your follow-through might be is no concern of mine. 718 00:45:16,401 --> 00:45:19,854 However, it has two serious disadvantages. 719 00:45:19,889 --> 00:45:22,665 First, it smacks a little of impatience, hmm? 720 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:25,442 And secondly, it is by no means inexpensive. 721 00:45:25,976 --> 00:45:28,645 So, except for our wealthier and less patient students, 722 00:45:29,179 --> 00:45:32,916 we recommend a subtler and more economic ploy. 723 00:45:34,518 --> 00:45:36,386 Well, now, I'll try to give you an example 724 00:45:36,421 --> 00:45:38,220 of what might happen if luck is on your side. 725 00:45:38,255 --> 00:45:42,526 You offer her a drink, which we'll assume she accepts. 726 00:45:42,561 --> 00:45:43,594 A reasonable assumption. 727 00:45:44,128 --> 00:45:46,263 So, let's imagine that this glass is filled to the brim 728 00:45:46,298 --> 00:45:47,865 with some refreshing liquid, 729 00:45:48,398 --> 00:45:52,402 having made sure that the part she is going to hold it by 730 00:45:52,437 --> 00:45:56,406 has been treated so that it is very, very slippery indeed. 731 00:45:56,441 --> 00:45:57,973 Why? Because, Palfrey, 732 00:45:58,008 --> 00:46:02,279 we are hoping for the best of all possible accidents. Barbara. 733 00:46:02,314 --> 00:46:04,379 Ooh! Ha ha ha! Palfrey, 734 00:46:04,414 --> 00:46:06,549 your luck is in, look, it has worked. 735 00:46:06,584 --> 00:46:08,650 The glass has slipped out of her hand 736 00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:11,355 and she spilt the stuff all down her dress. 737 00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:12,956 You, of course, are frightfully upset, 738 00:46:13,490 --> 00:46:15,092 but the main point is that you cannot let her stand around 739 00:46:15,626 --> 00:46:17,726 with a wet dress on now, can you, hmm? 740 00:46:17,761 --> 00:46:19,862 No, of course you can't, so being a gentleman, 741 00:46:19,897 --> 00:46:23,100 you offer her your dressing gown while her dress is drying, 742 00:46:23,135 --> 00:46:27,371 and that I think places you quite definitely one up, 743 00:46:27,406 --> 00:46:28,972 if not more. 744 00:46:29,506 --> 00:46:32,176 According to just how much of a gentleman you are. 745 00:46:32,211 --> 00:46:35,913 Well, Palfrey, the dressing gown! 746 00:46:35,948 --> 00:46:38,048 Palfrey, the dressing... 747 00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:43,387 Palfrey! Hmm? 748 00:46:43,921 --> 00:46:47,124 Oh, er, yes, dressing gown. 749 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:55,631 Well, gentlemen, having delivered myself of these 750 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:58,335 qualified congratulations, I think you are now ready to 751 00:46:58,370 --> 00:47:00,435 move on to the second phase of our work. 752 00:47:00,470 --> 00:47:03,673 From the theory to the practice of Lifemanship, 753 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:06,842 or, as we say here at Yeovil, to the field trials. 754 00:47:06,877 --> 00:47:09,546 Each of you in turn will now proceed to the archives room 755 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,148 where you will find photographic records 756 00:47:11,682 --> 00:47:13,782 of all known anti-Lifemen, 757 00:47:13,817 --> 00:47:15,953 and from these you will select your opponents, 758 00:47:15,988 --> 00:47:18,053 and, under the guidance of an instructor, 759 00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:22,359 proceed into the outside world there to cross swords with them. 760 00:47:22,394 --> 00:47:24,494 Come along, Palfrey, you first. 761 00:47:45,315 --> 00:47:48,518 It's him, that bloke we sold the Swiftmobile to. 762 00:47:48,553 --> 00:47:50,085 What? Is he alone? 763 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,722 He's got the car with him. 764 00:47:54,925 --> 00:47:57,025 I say, sir. 765 00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:59,196 Yours? Yes, yes. 766 00:48:04,001 --> 00:48:06,136 Do you mind if I look inside? 767 00:48:06,670 --> 00:48:08,770 Thanks. There we are. 768 00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:12,542 How about that for an engine, eh? 769 00:48:12,577 --> 00:48:13,610 Marvellous job. 770 00:48:14,144 --> 00:48:15,746 He's waving to us. No, he isn't. 771 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,881 He's shaking his fist. 772 00:48:18,949 --> 00:48:20,515 The, erm... 773 00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:22,651 when you get round the other side, 774 00:48:22,686 --> 00:48:24,821 look as if you're making me an offer, will you? 775 00:48:24,856 --> 00:48:26,388 Anything you say. 776 00:48:26,423 --> 00:48:28,558 Come and have a look at the altimeter. 777 00:48:32,296 --> 00:48:34,431 I don't suppose you'd part with her, eh? 778 00:48:34,466 --> 00:48:37,065 Ah ha ha, no, no, no, no. 779 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:39,770 I've had so many offers for this car, I can't tell you. 780 00:48:39,805 --> 00:48:42,439 But I'm not selling. Do you mind if I, er...? 781 00:48:42,474 --> 00:48:43,472 No, no, no, help yourself, 782 00:48:43,507 --> 00:48:45,642 by all means, have a good look around. 783 00:48:45,677 --> 00:48:48,277 Good morning, chaps. 784 00:48:48,312 --> 00:48:49,913 Thought I'd bring the old girl back to show you. 785 00:48:49,948 --> 00:48:51,480 We never guaranteed anything. 786 00:48:51,515 --> 00:48:53,383 No, you can't touch us. We're insured. 787 00:48:53,418 --> 00:48:55,402 What did you say you got out of her? 112? 788 00:48:55,437 --> 00:48:57,387 I never said anything. Dunstan let her out. 789 00:48:57,422 --> 00:48:58,989 He's not good at figures. 790 00:48:59,024 --> 00:49:02,192 I had her up to 115. 791 00:49:02,726 --> 00:49:03,794 What? 792 00:49:04,328 --> 00:49:06,428 On Western Avenue. Easy. 793 00:49:06,463 --> 00:49:09,132 Raced a brand-new Jag all the way from Northolt to Ealing. 794 00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:11,233 You know, I honestly believe 795 00:49:11,268 --> 00:49:12,869 you chaps don't know what that car really is. 796 00:49:13,403 --> 00:49:15,539 She's a Swiftmobile 1924. 797 00:49:16,073 --> 00:49:18,173 You really believe that? Yeah. 798 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:21,945 I mean you had no idea what it was you were selling me? 799 00:49:22,479 --> 00:49:25,682 Always collects a crowd, she does. 800 00:49:25,717 --> 00:49:27,783 She's not a Swiftmobile 1924. 801 00:49:27,818 --> 00:49:30,487 She's one of the Swiftmobiles, 1925, 802 00:49:30,522 --> 00:49:32,054 a supercharged Ravalli model. 803 00:49:32,089 --> 00:49:34,224 Oh, superficially, like a run-of-the-mill '24, 804 00:49:34,758 --> 00:49:37,427 I grant you, but, ha ha, one look at the valve seats... 805 00:49:37,462 --> 00:49:38,495 didn't tell you, Dunstan? 806 00:49:39,029 --> 00:49:40,595 I don't get it. Will you talk English? 807 00:49:40,630 --> 00:49:42,197 Of course, I had a bit of trouble with her at first. 808 00:49:42,232 --> 00:49:44,901 You chaps have been trying to run her on ordinary petrol. 809 00:49:44,936 --> 00:49:47,536 She takes a petrol-meths mixture like the old Borottis. 810 00:49:47,571 --> 00:49:50,774 And then the multi-hydro nuts on the brakes were all oiled up 811 00:49:50,809 --> 00:49:52,341 and the special two-way camshaft was bent. 812 00:49:52,376 --> 00:49:55,045 Ha! No wonder the steering was all to pieces, ha! 813 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,145 So, I've had her stripped right down and... 814 00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:59,849 well, now I reckon that car is practically priceless. 815 00:49:59,884 --> 00:50:02,519 In fact, I've already been offered almost three times 816 00:50:02,554 --> 00:50:03,587 what I gave for her by brassy digger. 817 00:50:04,121 --> 00:50:05,153 The racing driver? 818 00:50:05,188 --> 00:50:09,459 He had her on the track at Silverstone, lapped at 121.7. 819 00:50:09,494 --> 00:50:11,026 I said to Dunstan. Didn't I, Dunstan? 820 00:50:11,061 --> 00:50:13,161 I said, "I'd like Mr. Palfrey to have that car, 821 00:50:13,196 --> 00:50:15,865 because he'll know how to handle her, he'll appreciate her. 822 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:18,819 Yes, that's right, that's why we let you have her cheap. 823 00:50:18,854 --> 00:50:20,830 We like our motorcars to go to good homes, like dogs. 824 00:50:20,865 --> 00:50:22,806 Brassy is coming around here, as a matter of fact, 825 00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,941 to see if you can try and get him one. 826 00:50:24,976 --> 00:50:26,543 Oh, I told him it was absolutely useless. 827 00:50:26,578 --> 00:50:28,110 Only 6 of them ever made. 828 00:50:28,145 --> 00:50:30,280 Well, you know him, when he's set his heart on a thing, 829 00:50:30,315 --> 00:50:31,882 he is prepared to pay... 830 00:50:31,917 --> 00:50:33,483 oh, anything. 831 00:50:36,686 --> 00:50:38,822 Mind you, once you've driven a car like that, 832 00:50:39,356 --> 00:50:42,025 Well, you have driven it. There's no getting away from it. 833 00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:44,178 And what an experience it is. 834 00:50:44,213 --> 00:50:46,261 Well, I must be getting along. 835 00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:48,965 Wait a minute, Mr. Palfrey, don't be in a rush. 836 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,385 I've been thinking about that car. 837 00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:53,735 It is a shade big for town work. 838 00:50:53,770 --> 00:50:55,871 Oh, I don't know. Yes, that's right, sir 839 00:50:55,906 --> 00:50:59,109 that'll be more for a racing driver, like Mr. Digger. 840 00:50:59,144 --> 00:51:00,710 I was saying to Dunstan, wasn't I, Dunstan? 841 00:51:00,745 --> 00:51:02,277 You were, Dudley? 842 00:51:02,312 --> 00:51:04,981 I was saying I'm worried about Mr. Palfrey having that car. 843 00:51:05,016 --> 00:51:07,117 I'm worried about him parking it in town. 844 00:51:07,651 --> 00:51:10,854 I'm worried about him being stopped for speeding. 845 00:51:10,889 --> 00:51:12,989 I mean, have you tried driving her under 40, 846 00:51:13,024 --> 00:51:15,125 that's all I am asking, have you tried? 847 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,691 Yes, you want something smaller. 848 00:51:16,726 --> 00:51:18,862 Well, I mean, something like this for instance. 849 00:51:19,229 --> 00:51:21,496 More your type of thing altogether. 850 00:51:21,531 --> 00:51:24,201 We can do a straight swap, nothing in the books. 851 00:51:24,734 --> 00:51:25,802 You're not seriously suggesting 852 00:51:26,336 --> 00:51:28,472 I should trade a Swiftmobile for one of those. 853 00:51:28,507 --> 00:51:30,572 New one, mind you. Ex-works. 854 00:51:30,607 --> 00:51:33,276 No, no, Dunstan, complete with engine. 855 00:51:33,311 --> 00:51:35,377 Oh, come, gentlemen. 856 00:51:35,412 --> 00:51:37,013 Why, I could sell it to Brassy myself. 857 00:51:37,048 --> 00:51:39,683 Ah, a new car and 10 pounds. 858 00:51:39,718 --> 00:51:41,249 Guineas. 859 00:51:41,284 --> 00:51:43,420 A new car and a 100 guineas would be nearer the mark. 860 00:51:43,455 --> 00:51:45,021 It's a deal. Do you want it in cash? 861 00:51:45,056 --> 00:51:46,588 Now, don't rush me. 862 00:51:46,623 --> 00:51:49,826 I shall probably finish up by doing something I regret. 863 00:51:54,631 --> 00:51:56,766 Maybe she is a bit large for town. 864 00:52:10,647 --> 00:52:12,782 Cash, did you say? Cash. 865 00:52:12,817 --> 00:52:14,883 It's a deal. Done! 866 00:52:14,918 --> 00:52:19,189 Dunstan, open the door for the gentleman. 867 00:52:19,224 --> 00:52:22,357 Thank you. There we are. 868 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:25,061 And believe me, sir, you've made a very shrewd move. 869 00:52:25,096 --> 00:52:26,129 Excellent! 870 00:52:26,663 --> 00:52:27,696 The ignition key. Thank you. 871 00:52:27,731 --> 00:52:30,133 Log book's in the pocket. Thank you, gentlemen. 872 00:52:30,168 --> 00:52:32,536 Give my regards to Brassy when you see him, 873 00:52:32,571 --> 00:52:34,102 and don't forget! 874 00:52:34,137 --> 00:52:36,806 One of petrol, two of meths. 875 00:52:41,077 --> 00:52:43,213 It's all theirs now, sir. 876 00:52:43,248 --> 00:52:44,814 Make them an offer. 877 00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:57,627 I'm sorry, sir, this car is not for sale. 878 00:52:57,662 --> 00:52:59,763 Oh, lucky I'm not interested. 879 00:53:48,878 --> 00:53:50,979 Make yourself comfortable. 880 00:53:51,014 --> 00:53:53,683 Mr. Gloatbridge, could you come in here for a moment, please. 881 00:53:54,217 --> 00:53:56,318 Unusually early this morning, Mr. Henry. 882 00:53:56,353 --> 00:53:57,954 You know very well the mail isn't sorted until... 883 00:53:57,989 --> 00:53:59,573 I'm not interested in the mail. 884 00:53:59,608 --> 00:54:01,122 Would you kindly come in here 885 00:54:01,157 --> 00:54:03,293 and bring the cash ledger with you? 886 00:54:03,328 --> 00:54:04,894 Yes, Mr. Henry. 887 00:54:09,165 --> 00:54:11,301 You just talk a lot of high finance and figures. 888 00:54:11,336 --> 00:54:13,401 Come! 889 00:54:13,436 --> 00:54:15,572 Some figures, you know. Thank you. 890 00:54:17,707 --> 00:54:19,309 Of capitalisation... just one moment. 891 00:54:19,344 --> 00:54:20,342 12 and a half? 892 00:54:20,377 --> 00:54:21,444 12 and a half is very reasonable, I should say. 893 00:54:21,479 --> 00:54:24,114 About 2.7, very well done. 894 00:54:24,149 --> 00:54:26,783 Right. Ha ha. 895 00:54:26,818 --> 00:54:27,533 Ah! 896 00:54:29,487 --> 00:54:33,189 Er, cigarette, Mr. Gloatbridge? 897 00:54:33,723 --> 00:54:35,859 I haven't smoked for 10 and a half years. 898 00:54:35,894 --> 00:54:36,891 No? 899 00:54:36,926 --> 00:54:39,027 I've practically given it up myself, 900 00:54:39,062 --> 00:54:43,867 but I still find it helps me at, erm... difficult moments. 901 00:54:43,902 --> 00:54:45,468 You sure you won't change your mind? 902 00:54:45,503 --> 00:54:48,138 No, thank you, Mr. Henry. 903 00:54:48,173 --> 00:54:49,704 Gloatbridge. 904 00:54:49,739 --> 00:54:53,476 What would you think about a merger with ACI? 905 00:54:53,511 --> 00:54:57,213 A merger, sir? With the biggest firm in the city? 906 00:54:57,248 --> 00:54:59,314 Mr. Henry, you can't be serious. 907 00:54:59,349 --> 00:55:01,751 Probably nothing will come of it. I haven't decided yet. 908 00:55:01,786 --> 00:55:04,154 But I've been having some discussions on a very high level. 909 00:55:04,189 --> 00:55:06,254 These few weeks I've been away. 910 00:55:06,289 --> 00:55:11,094 Sir John Carruthers, the chairman of ACI seems very keen. 911 00:55:11,129 --> 00:55:12,162 I can only say, Mr. Henry, 912 00:55:12,696 --> 00:55:15,899 that I don't think your uncle would've been very keen. 913 00:55:15,934 --> 00:55:19,067 My uncle, Gloatbridge, being dead, is hardly in a position 914 00:55:19,102 --> 00:55:23,907 to express an opinion, nor is he in full possession of the facts. 915 00:55:23,942 --> 00:55:26,007 May I see that ledger? 916 00:55:26,042 --> 00:55:28,712 Really, Mr. Henry, I always understood that no major policy 917 00:55:28,747 --> 00:55:31,381 decisions would be taken without consulting me. 918 00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:34,050 I've been with this firm for 32 years now, 919 00:55:34,085 --> 00:55:35,652 and that's a very long time. 920 00:55:35,952 --> 00:55:38,855 32 years. Have you really? 921 00:55:39,389 --> 00:55:42,058 That is indeed as you say a very long time, Gloatbridge, 922 00:55:42,093 --> 00:55:43,660 perhaps almost... 923 00:55:44,728 --> 00:55:47,931 Oh, well, may I see the ledger? 924 00:55:50,066 --> 00:55:54,337 Thank you. Just get me last year's as well, would you? 925 00:55:54,372 --> 00:55:55,939 Yes, Mr. Henry. 926 00:56:06,082 --> 00:56:08,218 Not bad, not bad at all. 927 00:56:08,752 --> 00:56:10,318 I liked the merger idea, 928 00:56:10,353 --> 00:56:13,022 and I also enjoyed the suggestion that I was. 929 00:56:13,057 --> 00:56:14,589 Sir John Carruthers. 930 00:56:14,624 --> 00:56:18,361 Though the Chairman's name happens to be Abe Spoonforth. 931 00:56:18,396 --> 00:56:22,098 I see you can't use kid gloves with a man like Gloatbridge. 932 00:56:22,632 --> 00:56:25,301 I suppose, you know, there's an obvious move now. 933 00:56:25,336 --> 00:56:27,402 I know. 934 00:56:27,437 --> 00:56:30,106 A slight addition... 935 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:33,843 here? 936 00:56:34,377 --> 00:56:37,011 Well, of course. 937 00:56:37,046 --> 00:56:42,919 Thanks to your interpolated accountancy class. 938 00:56:42,954 --> 00:56:45,606 Ah. Erm, Gloatbridge, 939 00:56:45,641 --> 00:56:48,223 I may be wrong, but... 940 00:56:48,258 --> 00:56:50,927 just check that total for me, would you, please? 941 00:56:50,962 --> 00:56:52,813 Yes, of course. 942 00:56:52,848 --> 00:56:54,557 Don't hurry. 943 00:56:54,592 --> 00:56:56,266 Take your time. 944 00:57:09,612 --> 00:57:10,947 That's very odd, I... 945 00:57:10,982 --> 00:57:12,282 I seem to make it... 946 00:57:12,317 --> 00:57:13,282 283? 947 00:57:14,951 --> 00:57:16,518 I- I-I can't understand it. 948 00:57:16,553 --> 00:57:18,154 But the total entered here is... 949 00:57:18,189 --> 00:57:19,154 273. 950 00:57:20,325 --> 00:57:22,959 In your handwriting, I believe. 951 00:57:22,994 --> 00:57:24,526 Correct me if I'm wrong. 952 00:57:24,561 --> 00:57:27,230 But there must be some mistake. I've never made an error 953 00:57:27,265 --> 00:57:28,797 like this in all the years that I have been with... 954 00:57:28,832 --> 00:57:32,035 Never mind, Gloatbridge, we're all of us human after all. 955 00:57:32,070 --> 00:57:35,255 I'm not going to suggest that should check the figures daily. 956 00:57:35,290 --> 00:57:38,200 I still have confidence in you. I want you to understand that. 957 00:57:38,235 --> 00:57:41,541 But I think perhaps that I should keep a firmer grip on the 958 00:57:41,576 --> 00:57:44,848 financial side of the business in future. Would you agree? 959 00:57:44,883 --> 00:57:45,915 Oh, yes, of course, Mr. Henry. 960 00:57:46,449 --> 00:57:48,585 But I feel I ought to apologise I don't quite know what to say. 961 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,254 Don't worry, Gloatbridge. 962 00:57:51,289 --> 00:57:52,856 Cigarette? 963 00:57:53,389 --> 00:57:54,991 Oh, thank you, sir. 964 00:58:06,736 --> 00:58:08,872 Now, about this projected merger, 965 00:58:09,405 --> 00:58:13,409 erm, don't mention it to the rest of the staff. 966 00:58:13,444 --> 00:58:17,413 If it happens, it might mean, erm... changes. 967 00:58:19,015 --> 00:58:22,218 I quite understand, Mr. Henry. 968 00:58:22,253 --> 00:58:25,439 Ah, yes. Now, I must phone ACI. 969 00:58:25,474 --> 00:58:28,625 Give me a line, would you, please? 970 00:58:29,727 --> 00:58:31,294 Thank you. 971 00:58:40,904 --> 00:58:44,107 Hello, ACI? Boardroom, please. 972 00:58:44,142 --> 00:58:45,174 Hmm? 973 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:47,275 Oh, it's you, Delauney. 974 00:58:47,310 --> 00:58:49,979 Oh, I'm so sorry. Henry Palfrey here. 975 00:58:50,014 --> 00:58:52,649 Oh, that stupid girl on the switchboard 976 00:58:53,182 --> 00:58:55,851 told me it was the ACI call. No, no, just a moment. 977 00:58:55,886 --> 00:58:59,606 There was something I wanted to talk to you about. 978 00:58:59,641 --> 00:59:03,326 Ah, yes, are you free for a return match on Saturday? 979 00:59:03,361 --> 00:59:06,529 Gloatbridge. Right, thank you, thank you. 980 00:59:06,564 --> 00:59:07,529 Hmm? 981 00:59:10,835 --> 00:59:14,003 Yes, I suppose I am a glutton for punishment. 982 00:59:14,038 --> 00:59:16,673 Yes, yes, do. That's very kind of you. 983 00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:18,808 I've never ridden in a Bellini. 984 00:59:18,843 --> 00:59:20,944 No, don't worry. 985 00:59:21,477 --> 00:59:23,612 I'll be ready. 986 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:25,748 Quarter to 3. 987 00:59:25,783 --> 00:59:26,816 Goodbye. 988 00:59:34,290 --> 00:59:36,960 What's up with the boss this morning, Mr. Gloatbridge? 989 00:59:37,493 --> 00:59:39,060 Mr. Henry and I have been discussing 990 00:59:39,095 --> 00:59:41,764 important policy matters at a very high level. 991 00:59:41,799 --> 00:59:45,501 I am not at liberty to say any more. 992 00:59:45,536 --> 00:59:48,670 Oh, Gloatbridge! Mr. Henry. 993 00:59:48,705 --> 00:59:51,107 We'll go into that little matter in greater detail tomorrow. 994 00:59:51,142 --> 00:59:53,509 Yes, of course, Mr. Henry, certainly. Anything you wish... 995 00:59:53,544 --> 00:59:55,395 good morning, sir. 996 00:59:55,430 --> 00:59:57,211 Miss. Stevens, 997 00:59:57,246 --> 00:59:59,915 fetch me all the ledgers for the past five years. 998 00:59:59,950 --> 01:00:02,585 Miss. Wilson, bring me up the adding machine and... 999 01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:04,721 Appleby, get me a cup of tea. 1000 01:00:39,956 --> 01:00:43,159 Hello! What're you doing here? 1001 01:00:43,194 --> 01:00:44,726 What am I doing here? 1002 01:00:44,761 --> 01:00:46,896 We said quarter to 3, didn't we? 1003 01:00:46,931 --> 01:00:48,463 Quarter to... 1004 01:00:48,498 --> 01:00:51,666 oh, my dear fellow. I'm so sorry. 1005 01:00:51,701 --> 01:00:54,103 I forgot all about it. I'll be down in a flash. 1006 01:00:54,138 --> 01:00:56,506 Don't be long, we're picking April up on the way. 1007 01:00:56,541 --> 01:00:58,925 April? April who? 1008 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,275 Miss April Smith! 1009 01:01:01,310 --> 01:01:03,446 All right, down in a minute. 1010 01:02:03,773 --> 01:02:04,841 Coming! 1011 01:02:21,924 --> 01:02:23,004 On guard! 1012 01:02:48,084 --> 01:02:50,753 So sorry, old man. At last. Come on. 1013 01:02:50,788 --> 01:02:53,921 I say, what a beautiful day. 1014 01:02:53,956 --> 01:02:56,892 For pete's sake, hurry up. We're late for April already. 1015 01:02:56,927 --> 01:02:59,829 Oh, don't worry, she won't be ready. You know women. Ha ha! 1016 01:02:59,864 --> 01:03:00,862 Ooh! 1017 01:03:00,897 --> 01:03:02,463 I've forgotten something. What? 1018 01:03:02,498 --> 01:03:05,168 Er, my shoes. I won't be a moment, won't be a moment! 1019 01:03:19,048 --> 01:03:21,184 Here we are. All present and correct. 1020 01:03:21,219 --> 01:03:22,750 Get in. 1021 01:03:22,785 --> 01:03:23,853 Oh, just a moment. What is it now? 1022 01:03:23,888 --> 01:03:25,953 My racquet. Er, hang on. Um. 1023 01:03:25,988 --> 01:03:28,658 Did I leave it at the club or is it upstairs under the bed? 1024 01:03:28,693 --> 01:03:29,690 Under the bed?! 1025 01:03:29,725 --> 01:03:31,327 I better go and look just to make sure. 1026 01:03:31,362 --> 01:03:32,894 Look, get in, you can borrow mine. 1027 01:03:32,929 --> 01:03:34,530 But what are you going to do? I've got two. 1028 01:03:34,565 --> 01:03:36,132 But I can only play with a 16-ounce, 1029 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,165 and I know your old one is... 1030 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,136 well, you can use my new one. Get in! 1031 01:03:40,171 --> 01:03:43,072 Well, that's very decent of you old boy. 1032 01:03:43,107 --> 01:03:44,674 Thank you very much. 1033 01:04:00,156 --> 01:04:03,893 I say, you did see that light, didn't you? 1034 01:04:03,928 --> 01:04:05,494 I saw the light perfectly. 1035 01:04:12,969 --> 01:04:14,570 You did say April Smith, didn't you? 1036 01:04:14,605 --> 01:04:16,706 Yes, I did. Has she moved? 1037 01:04:16,741 --> 01:04:17,738 Why? 1038 01:04:17,773 --> 01:04:19,375 Well, if she's still in Oakshades Avenue, 1039 01:04:19,410 --> 01:04:20,942 you've taken the wrong turning. 1040 01:04:20,977 --> 01:04:22,578 The quickest way was to take the last turning on left, 1041 01:04:22,613 --> 01:04:24,714 then first right over the railway bridge. 1042 01:04:24,749 --> 01:04:26,066 Are you sure? Yes, honestly. 1043 01:04:26,101 --> 01:04:27,348 It takes minutes off it. 1044 01:04:27,383 --> 01:04:30,551 I should turn around if I were you. Here. 1045 01:04:30,586 --> 01:04:34,323 No, wait a moment. Better still, go left then left again. 1046 01:04:34,358 --> 01:04:35,925 There? 1047 01:04:40,196 --> 01:04:42,331 Wait a moment. Hang on. 1048 01:04:48,204 --> 01:04:50,304 The second... 1049 01:04:50,339 --> 01:04:53,542 no, no, no, no, the third on the right, here. 1050 01:04:56,746 --> 01:04:58,347 That's it. 1051 01:05:02,084 --> 01:05:03,044 I think. 1052 01:05:05,288 --> 01:05:06,622 Turn right. 1053 01:05:06,657 --> 01:05:07,957 Mind that tree! 1054 01:05:11,694 --> 01:05:13,562 A tree in the middle of the road. 1055 01:05:13,597 --> 01:05:15,431 Are you sure you know the way? 1056 01:05:15,466 --> 01:05:16,499 Positive. 1057 01:05:21,304 --> 01:05:25,574 Turn right, then bear left at the waterworks. 1058 01:05:27,710 --> 01:05:29,845 That's it, yeah. 1059 01:05:37,853 --> 01:05:40,523 I say, I'm terribly sorry. I... 1060 01:05:40,558 --> 01:05:42,089 sorry? 1061 01:05:42,124 --> 01:05:44,260 Trouble is I'm only used to this shortcut after dark. 1062 01:05:44,794 --> 01:05:45,826 After dark!? 1063 01:05:45,861 --> 01:05:47,997 By the way, did I say turn left at the waterworks? 1064 01:05:48,032 --> 01:05:49,598 Yes, you did. Oh, I'm a fool 1065 01:05:50,132 --> 01:05:51,200 I meant right. 1066 01:05:51,734 --> 01:05:53,869 Why couldn't you keep your ruddy mouth shut and let me go my way? 1067 01:05:53,904 --> 01:05:56,005 But this way is a lot quicker, old chap. 1068 01:05:57,606 --> 01:06:00,275 Oh, I say, bad luck. 1069 01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:02,945 New paintwork too. 1070 01:06:29,638 --> 01:06:31,205 She didn't wait. 1071 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:32,308 Women. They're all the same. 1072 01:06:32,842 --> 01:06:34,408 All that rush for nothing. 1073 01:06:34,443 --> 01:06:36,579 I must say I'm looking forward to trying that new racquet. 1074 01:06:41,917 --> 01:06:44,053 What on earth was that? 1075 01:06:48,858 --> 01:06:49,925 Can I help, old man? 1076 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:50,993 It's the exhaust. 1077 01:06:51,527 --> 01:06:53,094 Oh, bad luck. 1078 01:06:53,129 --> 01:06:54,196 You know, it must've happened 1079 01:06:54,730 --> 01:06:56,866 when you bashed into that brick wall. 1080 01:07:00,603 --> 01:07:02,738 Have you got a piece of string? 1081 01:07:10,212 --> 01:07:12,347 Well, we made it. 1082 01:07:12,382 --> 01:07:14,483 No thanks to you. 1083 01:07:17,686 --> 01:07:18,754 Whose is that car? I haven't seen it here before. 1084 01:07:18,789 --> 01:07:20,890 Er, oh, it's mine actually. 1085 01:07:20,925 --> 01:07:22,456 Yours? Yeah. 1086 01:07:22,491 --> 01:07:23,524 What's it doing here? 1087 01:07:23,559 --> 01:07:25,160 Er, oh, I had the racing heads taken off. 1088 01:07:25,195 --> 01:07:26,762 I knew you were picking me up anyway, 1089 01:07:27,296 --> 01:07:29,432 so I asked the garage to deliver it here. 1090 01:07:29,467 --> 01:07:31,033 Shall we go? 1091 01:07:51,854 --> 01:07:55,022 Ah! We've got court 2, I see. 1092 01:07:55,057 --> 01:07:57,193 All right, I'll get some balls you get the racquets. 1093 01:07:57,228 --> 01:07:59,079 Aren't you going to change? 1094 01:07:59,114 --> 01:08:00,895 Mmm? Oh, only my shoes. 1095 01:08:00,930 --> 01:08:03,065 I always think it's a bit pompous to dress up in whites 1096 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:05,201 for a friendly game, don't you? 1097 01:08:06,802 --> 01:08:08,903 Oh, I say. 1098 01:08:08,938 --> 01:08:11,607 You're putting it on a bit, old man, aren't you? 1099 01:08:12,141 --> 01:08:13,174 Oh, Mr. Delauney. 1100 01:08:13,209 --> 01:08:15,344 I was just going to give your court to the General. 1101 01:08:15,379 --> 01:08:17,480 It's 3:30, you know. Sorry, Carpenter. 1102 01:08:17,515 --> 01:08:20,648 3:30, sir, see that? Sorry, sir. 1103 01:08:20,683 --> 01:08:22,284 But Palfrey wasn't quite ready when I made the call for him. 1104 01:08:22,818 --> 01:08:24,919 Don't try to put the blame on someone else, sir. 1105 01:08:24,954 --> 01:08:27,623 The court was booked in your name and you're 30 minutes late. 1106 01:08:28,157 --> 01:08:31,894 That's all I want to know. Carpenter, Complaints Book. 1107 01:08:54,850 --> 01:08:58,587 Thank you very much. 1108 01:08:58,622 --> 01:09:00,154 Right, call. 1109 01:09:00,189 --> 01:09:01,790 Rough. Rough it is. 1110 01:09:01,825 --> 01:09:03,357 Oh! Lucky! 1111 01:09:03,392 --> 01:09:06,026 Side or service? Oh, I'll serve. 1112 01:09:06,061 --> 01:09:08,463 All right, well, I'll take this side. 1113 01:09:08,498 --> 01:09:10,216 You'll have the sun in your eyes. 1114 01:09:10,251 --> 01:09:11,934 Well, we're changing, aren't we? 1115 01:09:11,969 --> 01:09:13,002 Huh. 1116 01:09:13,536 --> 01:09:14,603 I say! Hmm? 1117 01:09:15,137 --> 01:09:16,205 Shut the gate, old man, would you? 1118 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,806 Shut...? 1119 01:09:24,213 --> 01:09:26,313 Is the net all right? Mm? 1120 01:09:26,348 --> 01:09:29,018 Er, would you like it a little lower? 1121 01:09:36,492 --> 01:09:37,560 I'm ready. 1122 01:09:41,297 --> 01:09:42,898 I say! 1123 01:09:49,305 --> 01:09:51,974 I've just seen the General over there talking to the Secretary. 1124 01:09:52,508 --> 01:09:55,177 Do you think I ought to tell him it was my fault we were late? 1125 01:09:55,711 --> 01:09:56,779 No! 1126 01:09:57,313 --> 01:09:58,380 Right. 1127 01:10:08,524 --> 01:10:09,592 No! 1128 01:10:12,261 --> 01:10:14,396 Bad luck. Love-15. 1129 01:10:18,133 --> 01:10:20,269 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 1130 01:10:23,472 --> 01:10:26,141 Oh, bad luck! Love-30. 1131 01:10:30,412 --> 01:10:32,513 Have it again. It was out! 1132 01:10:32,548 --> 01:10:34,683 Well, I honestly couldn't see. The sun was in my eyes. 1133 01:10:34,718 --> 01:10:36,285 Could quite easily have been in. 1134 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:39,488 Have two more. It was out! 1135 01:10:40,022 --> 01:10:41,090 All right. 1136 01:10:44,827 --> 01:10:45,577 Oh! 1137 01:10:50,165 --> 01:10:51,732 Oh, bad luck! 1138 01:10:51,767 --> 01:10:53,369 Awfully good serve, though. 1139 01:10:53,404 --> 01:10:55,504 Love-40. 1140 01:11:03,512 --> 01:11:05,113 Hard cheese! 1141 01:11:05,148 --> 01:11:06,715 One-love. 1142 01:11:10,452 --> 01:11:13,122 I say, this is a wonderful racquet. 1143 01:11:13,157 --> 01:11:14,723 Your service. 1144 01:11:25,401 --> 01:11:26,121 Fault! 1145 01:11:31,273 --> 01:11:33,409 Sorry. But yours was in. 1146 01:11:33,776 --> 01:11:34,975 Was it? 1147 01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:36,577 I thought it was a fault. 1148 01:11:36,612 --> 01:11:39,246 It was well in. Well, I couldn't see. 1149 01:11:39,281 --> 01:11:41,417 I'd have thought you'd have shouted if it was in. 1150 01:11:41,452 --> 01:11:44,051 Oh, have it again. Oh, no, no, no. 1151 01:11:44,086 --> 01:11:46,755 I couldn't have got your return anyway. Love-15. 1152 01:11:46,790 --> 01:11:49,425 Have it again. No, no, no, honestly. 1153 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:52,628 I insist that you have it again! 1154 01:11:53,162 --> 01:11:54,763 Oh, all right. 1155 01:12:00,636 --> 01:12:02,736 Oh, bad luck! 1156 01:12:02,771 --> 01:12:04,907 I feel really bad about that one. 1157 01:12:05,441 --> 01:12:06,508 15-love. 1158 01:13:15,377 --> 01:13:18,046 I say, old chap, I feel I've got rather an unfair advantage. 1159 01:13:18,081 --> 01:13:19,613 I do wish you'd swap racquets. 1160 01:13:19,648 --> 01:13:21,250 I'm perfectly happy with the one I've got. 1161 01:13:21,784 --> 01:13:22,816 No, no, no, I insist. 1162 01:13:22,851 --> 01:13:24,418 After all, this one is yours. 1163 01:13:24,453 --> 01:13:27,122 Let me have a shot with that old one. Ha ha ha. 1164 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,469 Gently, now. 1165 01:13:42,070 --> 01:13:45,274 Don't know your own strength with that racquet. 1166 01:13:45,309 --> 01:13:46,875 15-love. 1167 01:13:52,748 --> 01:13:54,349 Hello, April! 1168 01:13:54,384 --> 01:13:55,951 30-love. 1169 01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:01,823 April, I can explain everything. We lost our way and... 1170 01:14:01,858 --> 01:14:05,027 there's nothing to explain. You were late and that's that. 1171 01:14:05,062 --> 01:14:07,162 Oh, do get on with your game. 1172 01:14:07,696 --> 01:14:09,298 Lovely day, Henry! 1173 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:10,899 Beautiful! 1174 01:14:11,266 --> 01:14:13,569 But, April... 30-love. 1175 01:14:25,314 --> 01:14:27,449 Good shot, Henry! 1176 01:14:27,484 --> 01:14:28,517 40-love. 1177 01:14:31,186 --> 01:14:33,821 April, you must listen to me. 1178 01:14:33,856 --> 01:14:37,059 I called for Palfrey... young man! You, sir! 1179 01:14:37,094 --> 01:14:39,194 Are you or are you not using this court 1180 01:14:39,229 --> 01:14:41,295 for the purpose of playing tennis? 1181 01:14:41,330 --> 01:14:44,533 I booked this court for 4 o'clock, it's one minute to. 1182 01:14:45,067 --> 01:14:47,202 40-love. Oh, nuts! 1183 01:14:47,736 --> 01:14:50,939 And we don't tolerate filthy language in this club, sir. 1184 01:14:50,974 --> 01:14:52,541 Match point! 1185 01:14:55,744 --> 01:14:57,346 Ha ha ha! Well played, sir! 1186 01:14:57,381 --> 01:14:58,947 Well played! 1187 01:15:00,549 --> 01:15:02,150 Well, shake hands, sir. 1188 01:15:02,185 --> 01:15:02,900 Shake? 1189 01:15:05,354 --> 01:15:07,454 Not me, you fool! 1190 01:15:07,489 --> 01:15:11,760 One thing I can't tolerate, a bad loser, unsportsmanlike. 1191 01:15:11,795 --> 01:15:13,362 Well played, young man. Thank you, general. 1192 01:15:13,397 --> 01:15:15,497 Best man won. Thank you, sir. 1193 01:15:24,039 --> 01:15:25,641 April, April, let's get this straight, I... 1194 01:15:26,174 --> 01:15:27,776 you're playing much better today, Henry. 1195 01:15:27,811 --> 01:15:29,343 What was the score? Oh, just one set to me. 1196 01:15:29,378 --> 01:15:32,047 Didn't have time for any more. I mean the score in games. 1197 01:15:32,082 --> 01:15:33,080 Oh, it's not important really. 1198 01:15:33,115 --> 01:15:35,250 After all, it was only a friendly game. 1199 01:15:35,285 --> 01:15:37,885 It was 6-love. Now, April... 1200 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,521 Well, thank you, Raymond. I enjoyed that. 1201 01:15:40,055 --> 01:15:42,155 And many thanks for the loan of your racquet. 1202 01:15:42,190 --> 01:15:45,394 You mean to say you beat him playing with a borrowed racquet? 1203 01:15:45,429 --> 01:15:46,960 Oh... no! 1204 01:15:46,995 --> 01:15:49,096 I mean yes. Well, not exactly. 1205 01:15:49,131 --> 01:15:50,198 But April, I can explain the whole thing. 1206 01:15:50,732 --> 01:15:54,469 Raymond, I've already told you there is nothing to explain. 1207 01:15:54,504 --> 01:15:56,036 But there is, damn it! 1208 01:15:56,071 --> 01:15:58,740 Language, old man, language. Ha ha. 1209 01:15:59,274 --> 01:16:00,876 Oh, just forgotten the balls. 1210 01:16:01,410 --> 01:16:02,477 Erm... look, go on, will you? 1211 01:16:03,011 --> 01:16:05,147 Join you in a couple of seconds. Ha ha. 1212 01:16:11,553 --> 01:16:13,689 How well do you know Palfrey, anyhow? 1213 01:16:13,724 --> 01:16:14,756 I beg your pardon. 1214 01:16:15,290 --> 01:16:16,358 Well, why is it he only knows 1215 01:16:16,892 --> 01:16:18,992 the short cut to your house in the dark? 1216 01:16:19,027 --> 01:16:21,163 I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. 1217 01:16:25,968 --> 01:16:28,103 Congratulations, my boy. You rather excelled yourself. 1218 01:16:28,138 --> 01:16:29,705 In fact you have passed with honours. 1219 01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:30,737 Thank you, sir. 1220 01:16:30,772 --> 01:16:32,339 It was that changing of the racquets that did it 1221 01:16:32,374 --> 01:16:34,776 just as he was getting used to the feel of the old one. 1222 01:16:34,811 --> 01:16:37,179 Well, I take it you're eager to get after the young girl? 1223 01:16:37,713 --> 01:16:39,279 That's right, sir. Well, what I am about to do 1224 01:16:39,314 --> 01:16:42,517 is usually done in more formal circumstances, you understand. 1225 01:16:42,552 --> 01:16:44,119 But, fortunately, provisions have been made 1226 01:16:44,154 --> 01:16:46,005 for it to be done in the field 1227 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:47,856 where emergency so dictates. 1228 01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:51,059 So, just stand where you are, Palfrey. 1229 01:16:51,094 --> 01:16:53,729 Take you hands out of your pockets. 1230 01:16:53,764 --> 01:16:55,295 Now then, Henry Palfrey. 1231 01:16:55,330 --> 01:16:58,533 By virtue of the power vested in me as founder and principal 1232 01:16:58,568 --> 01:17:00,135 of the College of Lifemanship at Yeovil, 1233 01:17:00,669 --> 01:17:01,702 it gives me great pleasure 1234 01:17:01,737 --> 01:17:04,940 to award you this Certificate of Lifemanship. 1235 01:17:04,975 --> 01:17:06,008 Now, bend your head. Umm? 1236 01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:08,108 Bend your head, Palfrey. 1237 01:17:08,143 --> 01:17:11,346 There, that's all, my boy. Congratulations. 1238 01:17:11,381 --> 01:17:13,232 Thank you very much indeed, sir. 1239 01:17:13,267 --> 01:17:15,048 Nonsense, my boy. You deserve it. 1240 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:17,218 As a matter of fact, I've never said this to a student before, 1241 01:17:17,253 --> 01:17:19,354 but I was wondering if you'd consider giving up this girl, 1242 01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:22,041 and instead joining me at Yeovil. 1243 01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:24,658 Oh, that's terribly flattering, sir, 1244 01:17:24,693 --> 01:17:27,362 and don't think I don't appreciate it but... 1245 01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:30,316 I'm afraid not, sir. No, I didn't think so. 1246 01:17:30,351 --> 01:17:33,235 Well, up and at her, Palfrey. Yes, sir. 1247 01:17:33,270 --> 01:17:34,801 One last piece of advice, Palfrey. 1248 01:17:34,836 --> 01:17:36,438 I take it it's your intention to go out there 1249 01:17:36,473 --> 01:17:38,573 and lock horns with this other fellow 1250 01:17:38,608 --> 01:17:39,925 about driving the girl home. 1251 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,243 Well, I was going to go... 1252 01:17:43,912 --> 01:17:46,546 umm. Once you've got your opponent on the ropes, 1253 01:17:46,581 --> 01:17:49,251 surely you're in the perfect position for calling into play 1254 01:17:49,286 --> 01:17:52,419 the calculated indifference ploy. 1255 01:17:52,454 --> 01:17:54,589 Best summed up by a paraphrase of the old nursery rhyme, 1256 01:17:54,624 --> 01:17:56,191 "leave her alone and she'll come home, 1257 01:17:56,725 --> 01:17:58,291 "wagging her tail behind her." 1258 01:17:58,326 --> 01:18:00,462 You really think the neglected gambit is the one to use? 1259 01:18:00,497 --> 01:18:02,064 Old, tried and true. 1260 01:18:02,597 --> 01:18:04,733 I've just had a thought, sir. What if she doesn't like me? 1261 01:18:05,267 --> 01:18:06,334 Well, that's a detail. 1262 01:18:06,868 --> 01:18:08,435 Some of the most successful marriages 1263 01:18:08,470 --> 01:18:11,139 are made up of people who scarcely talk to each other. 1264 01:18:11,174 --> 01:18:13,809 Well, good luck, Palfrey. Thank you very much, sir. 1265 01:18:13,844 --> 01:18:17,029 Three guineas, please. Three guineas? 1266 01:18:17,064 --> 01:18:20,215 Well, we use only the best parchment. 1267 01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:21,817 Oh, yes. 1268 01:18:25,554 --> 01:18:27,155 Really, my dear, it isn't necessary for you 1269 01:18:27,190 --> 01:18:28,188 to try to make me jealous. 1270 01:18:28,223 --> 01:18:29,825 I'm quite your devoted slave as it is. 1271 01:18:29,860 --> 01:18:30,857 Raymond, I've already told you. 1272 01:18:30,892 --> 01:18:33,027 I was not trying to make you jealous. 1273 01:18:33,062 --> 01:18:35,163 You're a dear little storyteller. 1274 01:18:35,198 --> 01:18:38,331 I absolutely adore you. 1275 01:18:38,366 --> 01:18:39,434 What have you done to your car? 1276 01:18:39,968 --> 01:18:42,103 I had a bit of an accident, actually. 1277 01:18:42,138 --> 01:18:44,239 Were you hurt? No, it shook me up a bit. 1278 01:18:44,274 --> 01:18:46,908 It put me off my game, I'm afraid. 1279 01:18:46,943 --> 01:18:49,044 Raymond, I'm so sorry. I... 1280 01:18:49,079 --> 01:18:51,678 ah, there you are. 1281 01:18:51,713 --> 01:18:53,849 I've asked Carpenter to phone the garage, Raymond. 1282 01:18:53,884 --> 01:18:54,881 I said you'd had an accident. 1283 01:18:54,916 --> 01:18:57,052 I thought it sounded better. Better than what? 1284 01:18:57,087 --> 01:18:59,152 Well, it's a bit embarrassing to admit 1285 01:18:59,187 --> 01:19:01,857 you backed into a wall in broad daylight, isn't it? Cheers. 1286 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:05,060 Aren't you coming with us? 1287 01:19:05,095 --> 01:19:06,626 Oh, ho, ho, no. 1288 01:19:06,661 --> 01:19:08,797 Two's company, you know. 1289 01:19:15,737 --> 01:19:17,872 Dear sweet girl, do you realise how close you came 1290 01:19:17,907 --> 01:19:20,008 to suffering the consequences of your little game? 1291 01:19:20,043 --> 01:19:20,758 Mm? 1292 01:19:21,645 --> 01:19:23,211 He might have accepted and we should have been stuck with him. 1293 01:19:23,246 --> 01:19:24,813 What are you...? Now, don't worry, little kitten 1294 01:19:24,848 --> 01:19:25,881 I would've saved you and got rid of him. 1295 01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:27,447 Saved me? 1296 01:19:27,482 --> 01:19:30,152 And let that be a lesson to you, my sweet. 1297 01:19:30,187 --> 01:19:32,821 You mean...? Now, just a minute. 1298 01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:34,387 In the first place, 1299 01:19:34,422 --> 01:19:35,989 I am not your sweet. Oh! 1300 01:19:36,024 --> 01:19:38,160 In the second place, despite what you might think, 1301 01:19:38,195 --> 01:19:39,726 I genuinely meant that invitation 1302 01:19:39,761 --> 01:19:41,363 and I'd have been delighted had he accepted. 1303 01:19:41,897 --> 01:19:45,100 In the third place, I have never met such a smug, 1304 01:19:45,135 --> 01:19:47,200 self-centred, conceited... 1305 01:19:47,235 --> 01:19:49,905 and in the fourth place, good-bye. 1306 01:20:29,411 --> 01:20:32,614 Oh, Mr. Delauney, the garage people will be here shortly. 1307 01:20:32,649 --> 01:20:34,216 Who is that man? He's not a member, is he? 1308 01:20:34,749 --> 01:20:37,953 Oh, no, sir. He came in today as a guest of Mr. Palfrey's. 1309 01:20:37,988 --> 01:20:39,203 What? 1310 01:20:41,191 --> 01:20:43,291 Are you sure? Oh, yes, sir. 1311 01:20:43,326 --> 01:20:44,359 As a matter of fact, 1312 01:20:44,893 --> 01:20:46,494 I saw them behaving in the most peculiar manner 1313 01:20:46,529 --> 01:20:48,630 on the croquet lawn just now, sir. 1314 01:20:48,665 --> 01:20:50,516 Really? 1315 01:20:50,551 --> 01:20:52,367 Thanks. 1316 01:21:16,925 --> 01:21:18,793 Where to? 1317 01:21:18,828 --> 01:21:20,662 Anywhere. 1318 01:22:12,981 --> 01:22:15,116 I should think you could use a drink, couldn't you? 1319 01:22:15,151 --> 01:22:17,803 Yes, I could. Thank you. 1320 01:22:17,838 --> 01:22:20,455 Oh, that smug, conceited... 1321 01:22:20,490 --> 01:22:22,590 boor? Yes, boor. 1322 01:22:49,818 --> 01:22:51,419 Follow that bus! 1323 01:22:58,928 --> 01:23:02,097 I should change before we go out for that drink, shouldn't I? 1324 01:23:02,132 --> 01:23:04,232 Do you mind if we stop off at my place for a moment? 1325 01:23:04,267 --> 01:23:05,300 Of course not. 1326 01:23:15,443 --> 01:23:17,045 There we are! 1327 01:23:17,579 --> 01:23:20,747 Look, this may sound a bit Victorian, but... 1328 01:23:20,782 --> 01:23:23,451 if you'd prefer to stay here, I'd quite understand. 1329 01:23:23,486 --> 01:23:25,018 You are sweet, Henry. 1330 01:23:25,053 --> 01:23:27,722 Look, why don't we have that drink in your flat? 1331 01:23:27,757 --> 01:23:29,858 Fine! 1332 01:23:41,069 --> 01:23:44,005 There we are. 1333 01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:46,906 Oh, Henry! 1334 01:23:46,941 --> 01:23:49,610 How nice and cosy. Thank you. 1335 01:23:49,645 --> 01:23:52,280 Erm, sit down? Thank you. 1336 01:23:52,315 --> 01:23:53,847 Now, then. 1337 01:23:53,882 --> 01:23:56,017 What's it to be? Whiskey? 1338 01:23:56,052 --> 01:23:57,619 Fine. Good. 1339 01:24:06,694 --> 01:24:09,364 Soda? Please. 1340 01:24:29,651 --> 01:24:32,285 Cheers! Thank you. Oops! Ooh! 1341 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:33,887 Oh, I am sorry. Oh, look at the sofa. 1342 01:24:33,922 --> 01:24:34,989 Never mind my sofa, what about your dress? 1343 01:24:35,024 --> 01:24:36,556 It's terrible. I'm awfully clumsy 1344 01:24:36,591 --> 01:24:38,726 you can't very well sit around like that, can you? 1345 01:24:38,761 --> 01:24:41,396 Erm... I know. Just a minute. 1346 01:25:03,818 --> 01:25:05,919 There. Now, why don't you pop into that 1347 01:25:05,954 --> 01:25:09,157 and I'll dry your dress in front of the fire? 1348 01:25:09,192 --> 01:25:10,723 Oh, I really don't think I ought... 1349 01:25:10,758 --> 01:25:15,029 then, you can tell your uncle Henry all about it. 1350 01:25:15,064 --> 01:25:17,664 Uncle Henry? 1351 01:25:17,699 --> 01:25:19,799 Yes, well, I suppose I better had. 1352 01:25:19,834 --> 01:25:22,504 Good. Give me a shout when you're ready. 1353 01:25:24,105 --> 01:25:26,774 You are kind and thoughtful, Henry. 1354 01:25:36,384 --> 01:25:38,485 Mrs. Stringer? 1355 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:40,121 Henry Palfrey here. 1356 01:25:40,655 --> 01:25:45,460 When you have a free moment, could you pop up here, please? 1357 01:25:45,495 --> 01:25:47,061 Thank you, Mrs. Stringer. 1358 01:25:55,603 --> 01:25:57,739 You can come in now! 1359 01:25:59,874 --> 01:26:02,010 Splendid! 1360 01:26:02,544 --> 01:26:04,110 Now, then. 1361 01:26:04,145 --> 01:26:10,018 We'll just pop these things on the chair in front of the fire. 1362 01:26:10,053 --> 01:26:15,890 They should be dry in no time at all. That's it. 1363 01:26:15,925 --> 01:26:18,310 How do you feel? Fine, thanks, uncle Henry. 1364 01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:20,695 Good. Let's get you another drink, shall we? 1365 01:26:35,643 --> 01:26:38,313 First to Yeovil, please. 1366 01:26:38,348 --> 01:26:39,063 Ah! 1367 01:26:45,787 --> 01:26:48,456 There we are! 1368 01:26:48,491 --> 01:26:51,125 Now, then. 1369 01:26:51,659 --> 01:26:53,794 How do you feel? Much more comfortable. 1370 01:26:53,829 --> 01:26:55,930 This was a very good idea, uncle Henry. 1371 01:26:55,965 --> 01:26:58,066 Cheers. Cheers. 1372 01:27:02,870 --> 01:27:03,620 Ah! 1373 01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:07,141 Oh, that's much better. 1374 01:27:11,946 --> 01:27:14,082 Mm? Henry, your socks. 1375 01:27:14,117 --> 01:27:15,683 So... oh! 1376 01:27:18,886 --> 01:27:20,488 Oh, dear! 1377 01:27:21,022 --> 01:27:25,293 Oh, oh, actually, I usually manage pretty well, but... 1378 01:27:25,827 --> 01:27:27,428 Look, I must come in one day and mend it. 1379 01:27:29,599 --> 01:27:32,732 Who's that hmm? 1380 01:27:32,767 --> 01:27:34,867 Oh, I haven't the faintest idea. 1381 01:27:34,902 --> 01:27:38,640 Ah, I say, this is a bit awkward now I come to think of it. 1382 01:27:38,675 --> 01:27:40,206 Yes. 1383 01:27:40,241 --> 01:27:42,377 You being here alone in a man's flat, 1384 01:27:42,412 --> 01:27:43,978 wearing his dressing gown, 1385 01:27:44,512 --> 01:27:45,545 guzzling whiskey. 1386 01:27:45,580 --> 01:27:48,783 Yes, it is. You've got your shoes off too. 1387 01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:52,520 Better hide. Um... 1388 01:27:52,555 --> 01:27:53,551 quickly. 1389 01:27:53,586 --> 01:27:54,548 In here. 1390 01:27:56,292 --> 01:27:57,859 Won't be a moment. 1391 01:28:08,571 --> 01:28:10,103 Ah, Mrs. Stringer. 1392 01:28:10,138 --> 01:28:12,807 I come up as quick as I could, Mr. Palfrey. What is it? 1393 01:28:13,341 --> 01:28:14,409 Well, I'm afraid it was a mistake, Mrs. Stringer. 1394 01:28:14,942 --> 01:28:16,509 Mistake? 1395 01:28:16,544 --> 01:28:19,213 But only just now you telephoned down and asked me to come up. 1396 01:28:19,248 --> 01:28:21,349 Yes, well, I thought I was going to need you 1397 01:28:21,384 --> 01:28:23,449 but I've been able to manage myself. 1398 01:28:23,484 --> 01:28:26,688 Telephoning down and then changing your mind. 1399 01:28:26,723 --> 01:28:28,289 I suppose you think that's fun for me, 1400 01:28:28,823 --> 01:28:30,390 to run up five flight of stairs. 1401 01:28:30,425 --> 01:28:33,628 You know I wouldn't dare opera the lift in my state of nerves. 1402 01:28:33,663 --> 01:28:34,696 I'm very sorry, Mrs. Stringer. 1403 01:28:35,229 --> 01:28:36,831 Yes, and I'm sorry too 1404 01:28:36,866 --> 01:28:38,398 there... ah! 1405 01:28:38,433 --> 01:28:40,034 Come on, Queenie. 1406 01:28:48,309 --> 01:28:49,110 Just the porter's wife 1407 01:28:49,644 --> 01:28:51,245 I managed to get rid of her as quickly as I could. 1408 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,313 Good. 1409 01:28:57,652 --> 01:28:59,218 What is it? 1410 01:28:59,253 --> 01:29:02,990 It's amazing how sexless a woman looks in a man's dressing gown. 1411 01:29:03,524 --> 01:29:05,091 Sexless? 1412 01:29:05,126 --> 01:29:08,329 Umm, well... shapeless. 1413 01:29:08,364 --> 01:29:09,362 Shapeless? 1414 01:29:09,397 --> 01:29:12,066 Mmm. A little girlish. 1415 01:29:12,101 --> 01:29:14,701 I don't know what it is, 1416 01:29:14,736 --> 01:29:17,939 it makes a man feel protective. 1417 01:29:20,608 --> 01:29:23,544 Just protective? 1418 01:29:23,579 --> 01:29:26,446 Well, paternal. 1419 01:29:26,481 --> 01:29:28,616 Paternal? Well, no. 1420 01:29:29,150 --> 01:29:31,819 Perhaps more like a friend. 1421 01:29:31,854 --> 01:29:34,489 How good a friend? 1422 01:29:35,022 --> 01:29:36,090 Oh, a good friend. 1423 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:42,497 A very good friend. 1424 01:29:42,532 --> 01:29:44,597 A very... 1425 01:29:44,632 --> 01:29:46,768 very good friend indeed. 1426 01:29:55,843 --> 01:29:57,979 No. What is it? 1427 01:29:58,513 --> 01:30:00,114 Put your dress on. I'll take you home. 1428 01:30:00,648 --> 01:30:02,215 But why? 1429 01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:04,385 What happened? Get dressed, please. 1430 01:30:06,022 --> 01:30:07,553 Open up! 1431 01:30:07,588 --> 01:30:08,656 I know you're in there. Let me in. 1432 01:30:09,190 --> 01:30:10,792 Let me in, you cad, or I'll call the police. 1433 01:30:10,827 --> 01:30:12,892 Open this door, you cad! 1434 01:30:12,927 --> 01:30:15,027 I'll have to let him I n. You go in there. 1435 01:30:15,062 --> 01:30:16,664 I'll get rid of him as quickly as I can and I'll take you home. 1436 01:30:17,198 --> 01:30:18,266 Now, come on. Open the door! 1437 01:30:18,301 --> 01:30:20,366 Open up, I say. 1438 01:30:20,401 --> 01:30:23,070 Come on, you bounder. I know you're in there, you stinker. 1439 01:30:23,105 --> 01:30:25,490 Where is she? Come on. I know she is here. Where is she? 1440 01:30:25,525 --> 01:30:27,875 Will you keep your voice down? The neighbours will hear you. 1441 01:30:27,910 --> 01:30:30,011 So they should, you spoiler. Come on. Where is she? 1442 01:30:30,046 --> 01:30:32,111 She is not here. 1443 01:30:32,146 --> 01:30:35,616 Oh? These, I suppose, are yours. 1444 01:30:35,651 --> 01:30:39,086 April smith, you can come out now. 1445 01:30:39,121 --> 01:30:40,688 This is Raymond. 1446 01:30:44,425 --> 01:30:47,628 If this means I'm too late, you rotter... 1447 01:30:47,663 --> 01:30:49,230 Am I, kitten? 1448 01:30:49,265 --> 01:30:49,980 No. 1449 01:30:52,468 --> 01:30:54,853 You're not too late. 1450 01:30:54,888 --> 01:30:57,203 Oh, thank goodness. 1451 01:30:57,238 --> 01:30:58,840 Well, now do you see where your little jealousies lead? 1452 01:30:59,373 --> 01:31:01,509 If it hadn't been for my quick thinking, this man... 1453 01:31:01,544 --> 01:31:03,075 this man? This rat. 1454 01:31:03,110 --> 01:31:05,246 Let me tell you something about your fine-feathered friend. 1455 01:31:05,281 --> 01:31:07,915 Do you know what he did? He went to Yeovil, 1456 01:31:07,950 --> 01:31:09,517 he went to the college of Lifemanship 1457 01:31:09,552 --> 01:31:11,670 and he learnt all the tricks. 1458 01:31:11,705 --> 01:31:13,753 All his dirty rotten tricks. 1459 01:31:13,788 --> 01:31:16,422 No, no, no, not tricks, my good man. 1460 01:31:16,457 --> 01:31:19,126 Arts, science, philosophy if you like, but... 1461 01:31:19,660 --> 01:31:21,227 no, no, no, not tricks. 1462 01:31:21,262 --> 01:31:22,864 Well, you can call them what you like. 1463 01:31:23,397 --> 01:31:26,067 But all they are are dastardly, low down devices 1464 01:31:26,102 --> 01:31:27,668 designed to pull the wool over the eyes 1465 01:31:27,703 --> 01:31:29,270 of innocent young things. 1466 01:31:29,305 --> 01:31:30,872 Look! 1467 01:31:31,405 --> 01:31:32,972 "Potter's Woo-manship. 1468 01:31:33,007 --> 01:31:35,142 "Woo-manship... the art of being one up on women 1469 01:31:35,177 --> 01:31:36,709 "without actually marrying them. 1470 01:31:36,744 --> 01:31:39,680 "The uncle ploy for trust and confidence, 1471 01:31:39,715 --> 01:31:42,617 "from living room to bedroom in 3 easy moves. 1472 01:31:42,652 --> 01:31:45,286 "After the bedroom, what?" 1473 01:31:45,321 --> 01:31:47,386 What indeed? 1474 01:31:47,421 --> 01:31:50,625 Henry, is it true? 1475 01:31:55,963 --> 01:31:58,365 What on earth is the matter with you, man? 1476 01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:00,768 Ploy 64... throw yourself on her mercy. 1477 01:32:00,803 --> 01:32:02,370 No, Mr. Potter. 1478 01:32:05,039 --> 01:32:07,174 It's true, April. 1479 01:32:07,708 --> 01:32:09,844 They were tricks. All tricks. 1480 01:32:09,879 --> 01:32:10,912 Ploys, boy, ploys. 1481 01:32:11,445 --> 01:32:14,115 Tricks, ploys, what difference does it make? 1482 01:32:14,150 --> 01:32:17,283 That's why I... 1483 01:32:17,318 --> 01:32:19,720 that's why you stopped, 1484 01:32:19,755 --> 01:32:22,088 isn't it? That's right. 1485 01:32:22,123 --> 01:32:23,724 Come, April. Let me take you away from all this. 1486 01:32:24,258 --> 01:32:27,461 I love you, April. 1487 01:32:27,496 --> 01:32:30,131 Oh, Henry. 1488 01:32:30,665 --> 01:32:32,800 I love you too. 1489 01:32:34,936 --> 01:32:38,104 Shhh. We're witnessing the birth of a new ploy. 1490 01:32:38,139 --> 01:32:41,876 No, Mr. Potter. I love April and I want April to love me. 1491 01:32:41,911 --> 01:32:44,011 I do. I do. 1492 01:32:44,046 --> 01:32:45,578 No... 1493 01:32:45,613 --> 01:32:48,781 not, not sincerity, Palfrey. 1494 01:32:48,816 --> 01:32:50,418 Just a minute. Something's gone wrong. 1495 01:32:50,453 --> 01:32:53,586 Stop that I say! 1496 01:32:53,621 --> 01:32:56,290 You can't do this to me. 1497 01:32:56,325 --> 01:32:58,391 Kissing. 1498 01:32:58,426 --> 01:33:01,095 Well, don't just stand there, Mr. Potter, do something. 1499 01:33:03,764 --> 01:33:07,501 Pull yourself together, Palfrey. 1500 01:33:07,536 --> 01:33:10,171 We're not alone! 1501 01:33:13,374 --> 01:33:16,008 I do apologise, ladies and gentlemen. 1502 01:33:16,043 --> 01:33:18,445 Events seem to have taken a most unfortunate turn. 1503 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,848 This sort of calamity we cannot always guard against, 1504 01:33:21,382 --> 01:33:23,482 even amongst our best students. 1505 01:33:23,517 --> 01:33:28,322 You see, once... once sincerity rears its ugly head, 1506 01:33:28,856 --> 01:33:31,525 well, Lifemanship is powerless. 1507 01:33:35,796 --> 01:33:38,466 Stop that music. 1508 01:33:40,067 --> 01:33:41,634 Orchestra! 1509 01:33:41,669 --> 01:33:45,940 Orchestra, stop that infernal din! 1510 01:33:48,075 --> 01:33:50,710 Oh, please! No. 1511 01:33:50,745 --> 01:33:52,880 Forgive me, I must get back to Yeovil. 1511 01:33:53,305 --> 01:33:59,460 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org